Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 34: A PSYCHO FAN IS STALKING TANA…Ep 34

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

Tana and Brooke recap their wild adventure from encountering a crazy fan, getting seduced by their flight attendant, to how their live show went. Tana realizes might have a s*x addiction and much more on this episode of Cancelled! Go to AdamAndEve.com and use code TANA at checkout. This is exclusive offer specific to this podcast so be sure to use this code TANA to get your discount, 100% Free Shipping and get it fast with Rush Processing - Code TANA! Use code TANA for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TANA  Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Follow Tana on IG: @tanamongeau Follow Brooke on IG: @brookeschofield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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if you're already spiraling exactly like i i needed the opposite energy than what ari provides like i needed an amari yeah exactly i need just like a funny light-hearted happy like human like i'm spiraling all day and ari's in the car like i'm gonna fucking kill myself if i don't have a maserati tomorrow and i'm sitting there's a real thing that came out of his mouth it's a an actual real sentence like Tara's world bought her dad a Maserati yeah which is crazy really yeah she bought her dad an expensive bless her heart dude she was making so much money she's making I don't know I don't know if this public knowledge I mean she said on plan B that, average, like, 300k a month on OnlyFans. And then, like, two months ago, I think she went up to, like, 500.

Yeah, but so she watered out of Maserati. And Ari, you know how Ari is. Like, something good happens to someone else. And it makes him, like, hate his own life so much. That is really, like, indicative of, like, what type of person you are. Like, if someone else's successes make you unhappy. No offense, Ari. Oh, my God. type of person you are like if if someone else's successes make you unhappy like i just no offense all right god one of the top comments on jeff fm on the last episode i was on and one of the top

comments on our last podcast was that i need to do 75 hard but for men for me oh wait brilliant wait like like celibacy yeah basically but i think i'm already i'm doing that unintentionally right now i would actually rather die like i'd get a gun probably i was gonna say what would you rather give up for for 75 days i will i guess i know because you're already doing the alcohol thing i could just never i really but i do need to dial it back i was thinking about this today i need to go like one week of the podcast without airing out my love life because i think that things are gonna start changing. It's hard, especially because our turnaround time isn't that quick.

But your turnaround time is pretty quick. That's no literally today. That's what I was saying. I was like anything I could say right now on this microphone about my love life. You'll be seven days. I will change. I don't know if it's a new moon right now, but that's what I feel. I'm about to do some revamping, some home improvement on my love life.

You know, I need to do that as well. I need to toss out. Well, there's really no one in it, but'm about to do some Revamping Some home improvement On my love life You know I need to do that as well I need to toss out Well there's really no one in it But I need to bring some people in Ari's getting a little lower On my pyramid right now Top of the pyramid Is Lila

Oh she's your favorite person She's my favorite person In the friend group right now She's absolutely up there On mine as well I brought her to stagecoach We brought her to Phoenix She has been the funniest

Fucking person alive Yeah she's been really on When lately Like I don't Want to jinx it because I'm afraid that Like tomorrow she's gonna be my least Favorite person in the world but like Right now I'm like she is everything she Is cuz I do this thing with Lila where

There's two weeks where it's like I Would literally go to war for you I Would kill for you you are my soulmate You're my best friend you're the Funniest person I've ever met and then Two weeks later she's like shitting Herself in my Fendi dress and gaslighting me about it you know and it's like i think that really happened no that really that's that was like a combined two stories that really

happened like there was a fendi dress story and a shitting herself story right insane i i want to show this video of her in lax yesterday or should we wait and just go through all of it let's get there from let's start at the beginning so we went to Phoenix this weekend and we had a canceled podcast live show everything it was one of the best weekends of my life it was so fun it was my hometown so I was so excited obviously I've never done a live show before so it was like my first well and starting off our live show in your hometown I think was special i think that we were so nervous because the opportunity to do this live show and kind of start the canceled podcast tour came like it's been in the talks for a while but the phoenix show itself like was presented to us like two weeks ago

literally and i was calling you like we're not gonna like that's not enough time we're not gonna sell any tickets like every time we'd sit down to podcast we'd forget to mention it on the podcast I know so it wasn't until like a few days before that we finally were like by the way we have a show promoting it on snapchat like I was so nervous and then by the grace of god we sold out this show it was amazing and I don't think at the time we really even I mean maybe you did but I didn't understand how many people were going to be there No I thought it was like a 300 cap venue And then we get there and it was like

We walked in there we were like oh no This is huge The show was massive And so much fucking fun And it's just I haven't done a tour or a live show In like years and years of my life Since like before the pandemic And like so much has changed

Like that scary feeling of like is anyone going to come Like am I going to do good on stage like yeah whole nine we started flying to Phoenix on what Thursday I don't even know I feel like I've lived eight lives since then and immediately upon arriving at the airport I could just tell that this entire weekend was like not gonna be a normal experience oh at all like should we just start with the fucking crazy van coffee bean okay we're walking by coffee bean you guys or we're just walking not even honestly anywhere near a coffee bean it's like it's like a hundred feet away and that we already went through tsa we're walking through the we're just walking to our gate and we hear tana from across the airport okay and it's a it's the girl behind the coffee

bean counter like she's the cashier she is on the clock she's fully on the clock and there she's the only person working like there's no one else working she's the only person and there's a line of like 30 geriatric old people trying to get a cappuccino before their flight. And so imagine this whole line of 30 people. Now I'm Tana. They're looking at me and she's pointing. She's going, Tana. She's going, come on.

Come on over here. And imagine the person that was like, can I get an ice vending? Imagine the person already ordering, getting cut off. Makes me come up there, take a selfie with her. I'm like, it's so nice to me thank you so this whole line of people is just laser beams at me and not one person was under the age of like i'm wearing these i'm literally absolutely not one person in that line was even like not even just like was aware of me let alone a supporter i'm wearing these little ass shorts and a tiny crop top you can see my nipple ring through it and these geriatric people are just staring at me furious

and i'm like it's so nice to meet you like this is so funny maybe just like i think she wants a butter croissant like get back to work and then she's like no no bitch can you take the selfie like i know you'll take it better like blah blah blah and then and then i i take her phone checks me she goes bitch you better i go the fuck are you trying to fight with me or support me so then i'm arm out tripod mode like getting the line in the back like fucking i have a video of it amari i can't wait to show you it's awful and i'm just trying to be nice like i appreciate that she supports me you know what i mean but like fuck like time and place. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Like she could have seen where my gate was.

And you did it at the coffee bean. You did it at the coffee bean. And so then time goes on and we go over to our gate. Like we're all just sitting in this little area and just chilling before our flight. Lila's hitting on this man. I forgot about this until right now. No, no. hitting on this man. I forgot about this until right now. No, no.

She walks past this man and she's like, do you have a girlfriend? And he's like, he's like, yes. And she like comes back over and you know Lila. She's like,

but I need him. Like whole nine. And then she goes back over to the man and she goes, what's your name? And he looks her dead in the face

and he goes, I don't have one looks her dead in the face and he goes i don't have one he goes i don't have one lila i'm not even kidding i would literally act but she's so bold for what he has a girlfriend what do you mean what's your name like just so bad let the man go to his gate and so now we're all sitting at the gate and I'm trying to film this brand deal. And I'm failing at it. And you know that feeling when you're trying so hard. You're like, what's up, guys? I'm like, so nice and say it.

And you're just like, you can't get it right. And I'm filming it. And I'm finally starting to film this video, right? And I look in the corner of my eye. And here comes Little Miss Coffee Bean. You can keep this in mind as well. She is the only person working at the kiosk. Who is behind the counter?

Walking over to my gate as if she's leaving the line of people at the coffee bean. The woman is on the clock. Like to come over to the gate. I can see in my peripheral like the line of people wanting to order their coffee. Watching her leave the coffee bean and come over to my gate she comes up to me interrupts me filming she's like sorry do you girl do you hate me i'm like no but i think i'm about to no i'm kidding um but and she's like can you film a video for maria and i'm like well i'm trying to film a video to keep my lights on but sure what's up maria i love you so much slay girl queen pussy buzzy

wish you were here i see the people with the coffee bean behind me trying to get a fucking americano like awful she's standing there she's talking to me at one point and she's like the only other person i've met at lax is paris hilton but she was way classier i was like then why the fuck are you coming up for round two oh like the weirdest interaction she had tattoos of naked bodies all over her arm and she was like pitching to me that she got them done for 45 i was like it looks like it no she's gonna watch this they look amazing coffee beans so then she moseys back on over to the coffee bean to the angry line of customers i'm like okay and bless her heart like sweet girl like i'm i'm making jokes but like i appreciate it you

fuck with me and like you're trying to be funny with the parasol and shit like i love you like you know what i mean it's just funny to watch this girl like doing all these people like this to like get the tana mojo vip special you know so then another 20 minutes yeah like if I if I notice you're doing poorly at your job then you know something's very wrong so then another 30 minutes go by we are getting up I'm still trying to film this brand deal and we're getting up to go back over to our gate and I see in the corner of my eye her leave the line again she leaves the line of people at coffee bean again a third time a third time and comes back over to me this time with her sister on facetime please say hi to my sister i turned her and i go girl aren't

you gonna get fired and she and she looks at me and she goes i don't give a fuck i want to work for southwest anyway swear to god shoot for the stars and as we're finally walking to the gate we see her on her way back and we just see her manager come out of the woodworks and waddle over her and hit her with a karen 3000 like that bitch got fired she got absolutely fired and honestly no offense mrs coffee bean but i think you deserved it like you got fired for tana mojo i can't even believe it's so bad i can't wait to show you the videos of it it It's like, it's mind blowing. It's actually, it's actually mind blowing. Bless her heart though.

Honestly. I love the confidence. And I'm not going to lie, like, like me back in the day at one of my like retail jobs, whatever, I would have done the same thing. Like I fuck with the, like, of course you fuck with me because I fuck with that energy. You know what I mean? Like, that's so funny. You will never forget that.

I will never forget her. I hope she works for Southwest one day. Honestly, I hope she's our flight attendant. I hope she's our pilot. Imagine she just leaves the cockpit. She's like, Tana, really quick, say hi to Maria. Imagine the next thing everybody sees. She's the stewardess.

Oh, wait till we tell you about our stewardess. Yeah, and then just wait. So keep in mind, that's how we kicked off going to Phoenix. Haven't even gotten on the plane yet we get on the plane we finally sit down we're stoked we're on our way life is good god is good you want to take this one over you want me to page and tana start talking to each other about how like our the lady over the intercom is being a little sexual. Okay. She's giving us our like safety instructions like in case of an emergency. But she's saying it like she's having phone sex.

Like literally like buckle those seatbelts. Like we were like. And every other sentence is a joke. Like first of all, it completely sounds like like me drunk on the phone calling a boy like can you come over tonight she was literally practicing stand-up like i hate to be like she was definitely drunk about someone but as a fellow bitch who is usually drunk doing something i shouldn't be drunk i would bet a toe i would bet a limb that the flight attendant was drunk on the intercom she's on the inter being like, and don't you dare press that flight attendant call button because it's just going to eject you and your luggage.

I have it on camera. I swear to God. This is a real sentence this woman says. Whatever. The entire flight, she keeps coming on the intercom. I don't even remember the other thing she said. Just hootie jokes. And honestly, we were laughing, but we were like,

don't you have beverage service to do? And you like you know how like you know how like trisha paytas hits like yeah like it was like that like you know what i mean like make sure to buckle those seat belts yeah like dead ass the entire fucking flight like pretty sure tana got horny yeah honestly no i think and i two more shots and i would have fucked her but i decided that i was gonna run back 75 hard or 50 hard basically just being sober again i basically decided like the day before phoenix i was gonna run back being sober again until my birthday at least just because these past three weeks have been such an insane bender with coachella and tripping with tart and going to to Vegas and just doing all these crazy things like and I just need to lock in and like be sober this weekend I decided I was like I'm just gonna have one last hurrah and be drunk for

the show like I was nervous and like just anxious and stressed and like which is you were literally telling me like that's awful that's a coping mechanism well yeah I was like if it's only because like you are in a bad mood and that's why you need to drink that's probably Unhealthy but Absolutely and I know that and that's I'm sober Again now for anyone wondering but um Yeah we land and I just Start going crazy

Like we all were drinking So much we went out to dinner At dinner you or Maybe one of the drunkest I've ever seen you at Any dinners absolutely ever in phoenix i got pretty sure i got pretty she was saying things i've never heard her say she uh it was at one point i think i fell out of my chair it's my hometown i was i was just getting a little silly comfy cozy we met these lovely girls that you were on your she and trip

with that with yeah lila and i like latched on to these two girls we met these lovely girls that you were on your sheehan trip with that with yeah lila and i like latched on to these two girls we met at stagecoach and like now they're just our only friends honest to god so they live in arizona so we all went out to dinner with that yeah and so their vibe was kind of like what do you guys need tonight we have the plug like where do you want to go i'll black you out for free like oh and dad dinner just shot champagne bottles to the table at dinner like just being so insane so awful we get to the club in phoenix and we get to the club i cannot stress this enough within 10 minutes of being there lila was asleep on the club table pussy out pussy out pussy out someone a fan told us that cody co and kelsey kreppel were in town you and me are so

drunk we like believe them they're in australia we went on a wild goose chase imagine us circling that bar a hundred times the club looking for cody co and kelsey kreppel who wouldn't have even wanted to see us in that state let me tell you that just at all much yeah circling the bar for them they don't exist. Someone tells me, like, Nelk boys are there. I'm like,

are you the Nelk boys? They're not the fucking Nelk. Honestly, though, you could have told me any group of guys were the Nelk boys and I would have been like, oh my God,

I love you guys. I love happy dad. You're like, I love happy dad. Dead ass. We get to, like, the second club

and Brooke is trying, you're trying to cut me off at this point. You're like, Tana. I told her at least a dozen times. I kept going, Tana, we have a show tomorrow.

Like you listen, I know we're having fun and I love that we're having fun, but like, you're going to take it too far and you're going to be hung over tomorrow. And I'm not kidding. Tana looks me dead in the face and she goes, I don't get hung over. I kept saying it too. I go, who do you think you're talking to right now face and she goes, I don't get hung over. I kept saying it too.

I go, who do you think you're talking to right now? And she goes, Brooke, no, seriously. Like I don't get hung over. I'm like, I've seen you literally sleep for 72 hours straight with an IV in your arm. And I know in that moment, I believed that like, that's how gone I how gone i was i was like no i don't get hung over yes you do i get wildly hung oh and you sure did absolutely absolutely at one point they switched out my shots with water and she had not a clue she was throwing him back she's like delicious yeah because it's water i was publicly like eating a bottle

girl's ass yeah oh and i went to high school with her shout out louis fuck fuck there's photos of it oh yeah photos i could put it in a fucking photo dump honestly my cell phone only stay tuned so then we wake up the next day and it's show day and i'm so excited the show was amazing like that was so fun such a fucking that was like such an amazing amazing day and we met everyone and we met the craziest people we did the whole show we did the podcast live it's so cool to do it live because especially at comedy clubs because it's like obviously there were people recording but like it's supposed to be no phones. I think I didn't know that going into it and now I feel like it'll make everything so much more fun because like we were saying the most fucking insane stories rogue ashton. I don't think we prepared really that well for it like just we didn't really 100 percent go into it.

No knowing what we were going to talk about but I enjoyed it. I think we had great stories yeah i think so too but like now knowing like hopefully we'll do more shows at comedy clubs because like you said you can't record so it's like like the entire one hour set was like everything we cut out of an actual episode yeah like and it was just so funny for that reason and it's like i said it to the audience but i'm like i feel like i'm in hannah montana movie like will you guys keep my secret like i tell a story and like you guys are the only ones who know it. And then that's it. So that's an incentive to come to the live shows is you'll probably hear a lot of things

that we will never talk about on the recorded podcast. Ever. Ever. Absolutely ever. So then we do the meet and greet and the venue was running super late. So our meet and greet started at 1 a.m. Which I think may be later because we finished at 2.45. I've never done anything like that in my

life like I've never had a meet and greet past like 7 p.m. ever one time I've never had a meet and greet one so it's like after 1 a.m. you're in hootie hours like everyone is everyone's delusional everyone the bitches who are drunk are drunk as fuck like you know what I mean like it just so it made for the most insane meet and greet and we're almost done he we have a girl come up to us okay she flew from out of town she says hi we take our photo and then she looks at us and she goes we all fuck the same guy and it can only be one guy because tana and i only have one overlap okay wow pool boy i'm just kidding i'm just kidding we do we only have one and so it had to be pool boy and we're like no fucking way and there's there's a phrase that you can say i'm not gonna say the phrase

like but there's something you can say that you'd only know if you fucked pool boy and we look at her and it's like we ask her in question form and she was like yeah it's like it was like yeah we tana made a reference that only she would understand brooke made it but you know oh i thought you were talking you said horse cock you you said his name so we can at least tell the people he has a horse cock honestly oh my god what he does yeah oh my god anyway upon further investigation we realized like she was absolutely being honest yeah we said we sent the photo to pool boy and he didn't even try to deny it at all he was like no way literally just goes wow like it just keeps getting weirder i texted him last night i texted him last night just I texted him last night. Just no context.

Just ha ha ha ha ha. Because I knew he would know what I was talking about. And he literally goes, I hate you. I sent him a voice memo. He goes, not listening. Like, I'm like, pissed. We love you, pool boy. Listen.

It's become such a fucking bit. But like, how funny is it that on our first podcast back, we create a bit about how we fuck the same guy. We call him pool boy. And on our first live show we meet someone at the meet and greet who's also had sex with him i know he brought it up at stagecoach he was like he was saying like yeah she talked about me on the first episode of her podcast i'm like first like he's been referenced now in every episode that we have ever shot so far so what'd you do at

stagecoach about it okay Okay. He was on theme. He's very on theme. He's like a country. It was like, it was a country festival. So I had to get country dick. Yeah. They're just like,

something he referenced. Like, everyone knows who he is. He does. They do. Say his name at this point. Aw, we love you.

It's all love. Sincerely, it really is. It's just funny. He's the best. He's just fun. Just a fun friend. You it's just funny he's the best he's just fun just you know one day he's gonna go to a podcast and like air us out he can't we're talking about we're talking about like his horse cock he's gonna be like and she does this and she does this

like you know like it's not like if there's not what the worst part about it is that i know not that he's like comparing the two of us but i'm like i don't like knowing that like tana's hooked up with the same guy i have because i know the performances don't compare and that's a that's a compliment well thanks but you know what i mean like i know my starfish is not comparing to your cirque de soleil dude i was talking about this literally the other day it's like i have trouble walking from this couch to that fridge but the second the lights turn off that bitch is doing back hands yelling that's what i'm saying i could be literally i could be exhausted beyond belief but the second i'm about to start having sex i'm like god where can i get my foot like you know what i mean like

and you you can't walk to the fridge like it's so that's what you're saving your energy for and i love that about you but that's just so insane like i'll be like nauseous all day and then at night i'm like vomit make it make sense yeah maybe that is like maybe it's not an iron deficiency all the bruises are also from sex like hold on i just don't have iron deficiency solved dude lately i like i have i am a confirmed certified and i don't ever feel like i've been this okay i have a lot of sex and i'm i might call me a slut like who would dare no but i'm saying like lately i have been like a certified hand to the bible sex addict like it's all i think about it's all i want to do with my time

if literally in arizona on sunday i'd gone well how long were we there two days without sex and i swear to god i was walking around i was like my pussy's throbbing like i need dick no literally literally the other day they left the house and all i did for hours was just airplay porn and sex people like for hours maybe it's like you know how sometimes like when you give up one vice you need to like overcompensate with another like maybe you weren't drinking so all of a sudden it was like sex was your new like thing and now you're having like sex withdrawals not that wasn't new i don't know what it is i think that i've just been having superior sex to like all the sex i've had so it's like open this it's like reignited my yeah yeah you have

like a new flame going on yeah but i need to fucking chill out i have the opposite problem where i i'm like i i feel celibate with the exception of my little stagecoach excursion but like it's been it's been quiet but not really it has i've only slept with one person since my breakup seven months ago. Two. Okay, one new person. Yeah, that's crazy. Pool Boy was a... A recount.

A repeat. That's good, though. I think that's normal. That's good. I really haven't slept with that many people. Like, I would say the amount of people I've slept with in the last six months are like... Yeah, you're a good recycler. Yes.

Earth-friendly. Two, maybe three. Like, of the same... Like, no new no well i think it's cool that you um if you're not repeating a guy you'll just do like exactly the same guy like who's just slightly different you know what i mean like little zan to chris miles to it's so true i love it like those might as well be the same i love a same dick different font and with them it's really different font like just which literally different font it's like comic sans

on his forehead i think i want i could venture to say lil xan as a comic sans forehead tattoo i really would put money on it so any who's yeah so she's a sex addict um absolutely but i'm i don't know i need to figure that out i really what happened next i went tripping with tart yeah how was that i don't i feel like we haven't really even talked about it that much you could just so obviously tell that for like weekend one of the trip they put together like oh like these are the girls who are gonna sell the shape tapes and the blushes yeah and then weekend two these are the girls who going to black out while wearing the shape tapes and the blushes. I almost disagree because it's like I feel like I trust those girls more.

Honest to God. But I feel like it was probably like a really smart marketing like experiment to see like which like team got better numbers. You know what I mean? Yeah, I bet it is really interesting over there at the headquarters to see what happened. But it's like I went into it down for it to go like one of two ways like i was like if no one's trying to drink and party like i'm not just gonna be like hey i gotta let me guys while everyone's like sober you know like i was like i could relax by the beach and just like yeah you could have a relaxing exactly and then i get there and i see the open bars on every corner and everyone there like at them and all bets were

off all bets were off like Brianna Chicken Fry and I were just like she's ever she's everything that she is online like and I've known Brianna forever you know not forever I always do this I've known Brianna for a while now for years yeah like god I've known her for a while now but this was our first time really like interacting and like drunk and together for like lengths of time like she was like flying off golf carts like flipping off pools she is something else she looks so fun she i have so much respect for someone who can like get fucked up as fuck with me till like 5 a.m and then they're up the next day at like 8 a.m like ready to just be on a vibe yeah that's insane i personally can't but i really admire those who can because i think that i would

have never ever stopped like drinking or even like whatever if i could just wake up and like be a person like you don't get hung over i can't believe I said that. But who else was on it? So it was like Brianna Chicken Fry. Who else was like really crazy or like really like on your vibe? Stassi and Victoria were a lot of fun. And that was kind of the first time that I'd hung with Stassi since the stormy wallpaper. But we did. When that all happened, however long ago Like probably

Like two years ago Now Or a year and a half I don't really know We ended up talking about it Like in person And then it was just like Oh whatever

Like Yeah Cause I've Known her for such a long time And see her so often That it was like And I've had so much fun with her That I was kind of like

You know what I've made some comments About some people Who would still fuck with me And like I'm just gonna move on because i'm gonna see you everywhere so we've already been like you know what i mean but i don't think the internet knew that you know yeah so everyone was i was on reddit and people were like

tana and stassi together after the stormy scandal unreal but they they were down to like clown which was fun yeah they looked like they had a lot of fun bethann bryce and her twin sister are exactly the way they are online but even more lit because they get they get fucked up and so they get they got pretty crazy too which was like fun ken yurik was one of my favorite people on the trip she is one of my favorite influencers ever and she hates me she literally she literally hates me again ken i'm so. Like she's literally one of my favorites ever. And I don't know why I blocked her. I still, if I, I wish I could like pinpoint the moment or like pinpoint the video that

made me block her. Well, there's two videos. Cause you blocked her first account and then her second account. I know, but I can't imagine myself doing that now. Like I, I don't know. I think maybe she just like her personality was like too strong for me in the beginning I was like I was probably just a jealous cunt or like I was like overwhelmed I feel like you just hate screaming like if you see a video of someone just screaming and then you keep getting something like that I do and you know

what I do also really not like on social media sometimes is like when people respond to negative comments like and they like come back at you like and i i get it now because now i want to fight back with people all the time but like i use that used to really bother me because i was like oh really i can't imagine that bothering you because now you're like because now i'm literally like you dumb fucking cunt you're wrong yeah i asked ken yurik to come on canceled and she was like but brooke hates me ken i love you no that's not true honestly i shot her a little dm when she was going through a breakup I'm like hope you're okay

She blocked both of my accounts Please Forgive me I literally love her I love Your little dogs I love your cats actually She has one dog but yeah I mean I had a Great time on the trip I had no expectations Because I kind of was just like I'm gonna go there and be myself I'll probably never be invited

Back no matter what on any Tarte trip or brand trip in general. So I very much just went there with that. I think you will. I think you're definitely like transitioning into like more brand safe. I feel like people are going to start inviting you. And you sell products. Keep manifesting.

You know what I did today? What did you do today? I bought $360 worth of Tarte products. With my own money. With my own money. With my own money. I'm like, wait till Marianne hears about this. No, Marianne. No, Marianne is in the child she sponsors.

My foundation that I've been using literally probably for four years now is Tarte. I have never strayed. You can see it in every video that I've ever posted. My concealer is Tarte. My blush is tart everything's that's how i got on the trip i made a tiktok saying my fucking toilet i don't have the numbers but i'm out here working hard okay and i'm trying and honestly i don't have to go to turks and cacos i just want a couple shape tapes in the mail you know give me a discount code maybe

100 i'm not entitled you know what i'll pay for it and i do yeah i mean i had a great time i've never been it looks so fun i was on a brand trip too oh my god you were i was it was fun no it was so fun i brought lila and it was her birthday weekend so she was just like crazy and honest to god i can't think of somebody better to bring to stagecoach than lila because like 100 i honestly like i had never even thought about it before but then like last minute i was like you know what lila should come and she was so funny just like her in that environment like i was just gonna say i feel like lila's the perfect

person to bring on a trip with a bunch of people you don't know because she's at she can become everyone's best friend in like 30 seconds everybody loved her I'm pretty sure I won't get invited back and she Will like that's she'll upshine her everyone On the staff everybody in the house like she Was just like everyone's favorite like Oh my god I you know I was just thinking about Other people like on trips I forgot

To mention that I finally met Alex Earl And her bestie Topher Oh my gosh Topher So I love Alex she's just like a sweetie sweetheart we only had like 24 hours together so it was just not even that actually probably like fucking 12 like because she was leaving as i was like getting there or whatever so we just bonded and like vibed and whatever and we were i was like we're talking about coming to miami and shit i really like her but she brings tofer and i knew nothing about Topher until we got there and this should

give you a little bit of like an indication on who he is as a person he made and how the trip was he made all 30 people on the Tart trip I'm I mean the CEO the founder like every single fucking person on the trip sit in a giant circle and play a game that he created where and he's flailing and like screw it like screaming like designating how this game is going to go where every single person has to say their name and then everyone's like like hi I'm Tana hi Tana like make the crowd repeat like a a literally which is exactly what I need after this and then made everybody say their favorite animal and then make everyone in the group mock the noise of the

favorite animal like it just then just imagine like you know what i feel like making the founder make a dolphin noise like just you'd have to pick something ridiculous and then at the end of it was having everyone go vodka or tequila and then was calling this thing the toffer twist where if someone if someone didn't want just vodka or tequila poured in their mouth and the toffer could come up to them and pour from both the vodka and tequila bottle into their mouth i think that would put me in the hospital blacked out the entire every single person on the trip like before the sunset of the first day i love him already like it was like tofer be my friend it was just no lila i i told because i was trying to explain his personality to like lila and i was like he's every single

person in our friend group combined like but more feral and so lila messages him and you should have seen the shit they were saying back and forth to each other like i just want you to put this in my pussy and like like being insane back and forth i was like she's met her match she fine i think she finally might have met her match like it was it was crazy i love that anyways lila stage coach do you have any stage coach anything else i feel like nothing that crazy happened we met these two girls who like kind of like you were saying with brianna chicken fry like i'm not kidding these girls girls would take like, well, drugs. I'm like, they would be so unbelievably fucked up the night before. They would stay out until 7 a.m.

And then the next morning they'd be up at 9, like mimosa in hand, like who's ready for the morning? And it's like festival season. So that's usually like a Molly vibe or like a mushroom vibe. I took mushrooms the third day. You did? I did. I'm surprised that you would ever take mushrooms again because i've never had a good mushroom experience after new year's eve in vegas i know and that's what's so crazy is that i just can be pressured into

anything but i know i've had a couple good experiences since then, but I was literally, I was putting my degree to work. Okay. I was doing science at the festival. What does, oh God. Because I, a friend, I ran into some college friends and this girl gave me like just the tiniest piece of like mushroom chocolates. And that's all I'll do. Like, I'm afraid of like tripping. So like, I just took a little bit.

I was tripping. With tart. And then then i immediately it was like i knew too like i was like oh my god i don't want to ruin everyone around me's like experience i was like because but i was panicking like i was like oh my god i'm gonna die there's so many people like i'm gonna die and i remembered that vegas trip that i took that one time and the only thing that helped me that the only thing that helped me that new year's was drinking so I was like okay I'll just go drink but I had taken my meds that day you're not supposed to drink on your meds so I knew I was I knew if I drank more I was

gonna throw up so I was I it was like antidepressants mushrooms zofran alcohol it was like the perfect cocktail and then finally i was chilling i don't recalling that putting your degree to work is the funniest thing i've absolutely ever heard but that's sometimes how it goes like you gotta kind of figure out yeah and i don't encourage anybody to do that but i did that's can't that should be canceled podcast tagline like that's we're putting that in the new intro i don't know it was so fun honest to god this was i just talked about this when we were talking about coachella a couple episodes ago but i was like i don't even think it's fun for me anymore because it's like it doesn't feel like the same as college and this trip felt

exactly like college like actually going to every single set and like frolicking around and just having fun it was the best thing ever i think we should all go to stage i was just gonna say i think that next year i want to skip coachella and go to stage coach it's just so because it doesn't even matter who's playing it's just such a vibe everyone's nice to each other no one gives a fuck about like social media it's so fun yeah no i well i said that on the last podcast about how like coachella felt like influencer olympics and whatever blah blah i saw someone posted a tiktok about it being like just post what I said but then someone commented and they were like well why doesn't she just go walk around and have fun then like she doesn't have to care what

everyone thinks and it's like because because people are filming you at like every second like you can't just like let go and be wild you're like posing for selfies all day like type of thing and I feel like stagecoaches maybe just a crowd that's not as tiktok and care about a lot of older people like it's a lot of like middle-aged people and just like random country people like it's just so so so so fun and i'm really in my country music era so i think oh my god i am too i saw chris stapleton i begged tana to stay in phoenix another night to see see Chris Stapleton again the other night because he was, I can't imagine someone being more talented in this entire world. I watched his national anthem the other day 60 times. It's comparable to Whitney.

And it's, everyone says it. Who was the person that like fucked up the national anthem crazy? Was it Perky? Wait, speaking of, you guys have to hear this Lila cover oh please we have been hyper fixating on this song by Lewis Capaldi it's the new Lewis Capaldi song it's called wish you the best it's so good I sat next to Tana you should send it to him I sat next to Tana on a plane the other day or last night wait two nights ago and they played it at least 60 times on a loop and oh yeah when i love a song especially on a flight i'm listening to the same song the

entire flight we a six hour flight and i'm picking one song it's just how i am so my song has been wish you the best by lewis and i put lila onto it and now she loves it 10 times more than i literally ever have keep in mind she could hear it in her ear so she was singing along she didn't know what it sounded like from like an outsider's perspective she thought she was just singing along to the song disregard how blacked out i am tana also didn't know what she sounded like so i was like stomach laughing like oh my god i'm so excited the tongue i'm not getting my stomach hurts

you slayed that Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no me not one english word it's funny because i hear this song in my headphones and she kind of sounds okay. And I take them out and I'm like. Anyway, it doesn't get any better. I'm not kidding. And also just imagine being like a family who just landed in LAX to like go to Disneyland and you walk by and see that. I'm just talking about LAX in general. There's fans around. just landed in LAX to like go to Disneyland and you walk by and see that I haven't laughed harder at anything I don't think so that's how we came that was our airport experience coming back so the entire trip really to Phoenix no you left out an important detail

we almost missed our flight home okay and I I don't know if you know this about me, but I don't like being late to things. So I was getting ready to literally kill Tana and Lila. Okay. Our flight gets delayed. And then at the gate, we have a performance. We have a performance artist. Oh, I thought you were going to say so many other awful things we did. I'm really happy it's this one.

We were racing through the airport trying to make our flight. And this is what was going on at the gate it's like we can't have a single normal airport experience i had no idea until right now that it was a desk attendant i'm doing my makeup i'm getting my makeup oh we requested three songs he sang he did a full set brooke brooke i was so busy doing my makeup and just listening and laughing that i never once turned around i thought that it was like at doing my makeup and just listening and laughing that I never once turned around. I thought that it was like at least a microphone and a guitar and like someone the airport brought in.

That was the man who was checking our boarding passes. And I'm like, no wonder our flight is delayed. It's Clinton Cain's new job. He's about to have to do that. I had no idea. Speaking of people who've been brought up on the Zach Sang show, I have to talk about Bryce Hall. We absolutely have to talk about Bryce Hall for a sec.

Bryce. I have fought for him so hard. You put him on the mat. Oh, my God. I have fought for him so hard. And I'm going through my timeline the other day. And I see this video. Amari, you are going to be floored.

I'm actually very excited for this. Why is that up there? Views are looking good. Have you ever been interested in someone or hooked up with someone because of who they were and you weren't fully attracted to them? Oh, yeah. Really? Well. Should I drop it yeah tana the nerve back in 2019 tana sorry that's it we love tanner i saw that you just did a thing with tanner so you you slept with tanner just because you had the opportunity to sleep with tanner yeah that sounds so douchebaggy let me rephrase that and

now listen to the rephrase we were feeling each other but i knew who she was obviously and i was like an up-and-coming guy and then i did whatever was humanly possible to put myself in that scenario for what motive what were your motives i was like i want to do it to say i can't i said i did it got it yeah so what was the reason for sucking your toes though like did that increase no he I want to do it to say I can't. I say I did it. Got it. Yeah. So what was the reason for sucking your toes, though? Like, did that increase the clout? I don't know if he sucked my toes, but he did a lot of other things to a lot of other holes.

That's so true. Like, it could have just been missionary for like three minutes. Here's the thing. Yeah. I mean, first of all, the comments on that video have done my job of all of the moral things I could say about how that yeah like it is wrong to sleep with somebody just for as someone who has also probably slept with someone just so I can say I did it I would never come on a podcast and say that because I would be afraid of how bad that would make me look. Yeah. Like, you couldn't waterboard that out of me.

Uh-uh. And he just freely said it. In fact, Zach didn't even ask him to elaborate. And he goes, I should say it. He goes, I should say it, Tana. Bryce. And never once has Bryce said this to to me do you know what i mean like anytime bryce brings up well i sure hope not imagine somebody came to you and said i actually

just fucked you for the clout i would i would jump off i i guess if i like was into him or liked him or like anything like that you know what i mean at that time or ever like you know what I mean if I had a crush on him then I probably would be like super heartbroken but I feel like sometimes you know when people are kind of doing something because of like you and I was beneficial I was on so many mushrooms and like fucked up out of my mind she only fucked you because she was on drugs I'm like mad at Bella Thorne and like doing shit just being insane I was I was just being crazy Tana so it's not like there's a part of me that's like sad that he said that but imagine it was like like a boy I liked and talked to yeah I can't imagine like somebody that I'm into saying that

and oh my god like that's the but just so much nerve and then Bryce texts me like four days ago like hey poker turn in at my house do you want to come like what's up tana come over just like he doesn't read the room he really just be saying shit and on this act saying show i just can't i really i can't believe he said that i think that's so insane i guess good for you for being so shameless but you gotta get him back i don't know how i don't know also i've seen bryce hook up with some lizards with no clout so i'm like i don't know how i don't know also i've seen bryce hook up with some lizards with no clout so i'm like i don't really get it no offense bryce would fuck a lot of things and i've seen it i want to talk about probably my favorite story of all time we meant to talk about this on stage and i you guys forgot my can you please tell the story yes i'll tell the story i it is so so okay let me just go

into it okay so so oh my god i do this thing and i have a serial problem with it and i still do but i've this situation that i'm about to explain has made me a little more hyper aware. I, and this, this even goes back to what I was just saying about the mad thing. Like this is how little responding to people's stories means to me. I probably respond to 250 Instagram stories a day. Like that is what I do in my free time. Like I watch them and I just reply like, Oh my God,

slay. Oh my God. Where's this top from? Oh my God. Like, Oh my God. That looks so beautiful. That out loud.

Where are you? Like, yeah, it's fun Because it's like what ignites So many fun conversations with people And I'm just very ADHD Like if I watch someone's story

And I have any remote thought on it I'm going to reply Do you know what I mean I think we were having a party And you me and Paige Were in the airport And we were sending out Party invites via DM

Like Paige Whenever we have like a Big party Like a 300 person party I'll have Paige take whenever we have like a big party, like a 300 person party, I'll have Paige take my Instagram and like copy and paste the same like, hey, I'm having a party on this day, RSVP here to like 300 people, right?

Paige is sending them. And finally she turns my phone to my messages. And when I say my messages, I mean my messages with Olivia i say my messages i mean my messages with olivia o'brien i had cold open responded to 30 of her stories maybe more maybe more and she never replied one time not so much as liked one of the responses she saw all of them like i have no idea whatever and i i had the spiral of a lifetime and do you know what's funny is i then like after that day i was spiraling so then i went to other people that i do that too like there's

there's a few more olivias there's a few more people that i've sent out cool 30 story replies to just like either saw them all and didn't reply or whatever it's made me afraid of her and it's funny because i've had so many interactions with olivia like we like i've done so many crazy things together blacked out and been like alone navigating through a party like if i see her we like it's so up and like whatever do you think of like all those interaction interactions now like do you think she like all those interaction interactions now? Like, do you think she was thinking in the moment like this is this is my biggest fan right here? She's like, bro, that girl will not give it a rest.

I'm not kidding you guys. It was probably 100 messages. Like, I wish we screen recorded just the scroll and scroll and scroll. No, you unsent like at least 50 that day. But then she'll like she commented on my tiktok the other day i was like and now it's like when i see her comments it's like my perception of her is so different i'm like like it's like i'm a fan like and it's like oh my god thank you you are literally olivia o'brien's biggest fan i can't even believe when i saw her coachella i was what it's been our favorite thing

though to reference now because I'll be like are you gonna Olivia O'Brien him yeah like if like I can't even send someone two messages in a row so now I'm very like hyper hyper aware of that with my serious story responding problem anyway Olivia O'Brien no just anyway nothing nothing ever again absolutely ever again holy shit but i guess yeah that was actually good because it now shows to my previous story how little the story responding means to me yeah but you got to be careful because everything means something out here absolutely you called will ferrell buddy the elf to his face i did and you know what's the worst part about that is i didn't even know about it until the next day but i think we actually talked about that already on the last vlog about it and then we know you

told me after that episode yeah apparently i saw will ferrell at nobu malibu a few weeks ago and i went up to his face and i said buddy the elf do you know what he said no but was this before or after you threw up after you know what's crazy is this was the time i did tell this story how i went to that nobu party with like mr nobu and i sat down after because it wasn't a dinner so i sat down after that with sienna who i went with to have dinner and we sat down i went to throw up and we never went back to our table i don't even know if we ordered i don't know what happened you were just roaming around the restaurant yeah and then on my way out i passed buddy the elf and apparently to his face sienna and i said we love you buddy the elf and i'm like

i couldn't have referenced literally anything else like he's an icon but but... Hey, Will Ferrell. Hey, Will. Would have been good. Or like, big fan, but buddy? Like, not even his best work. Like, imagine his thought process. And you know it was probably like, hey, buddy, you know. He was probably... Yeah, no, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fully.

But that's... I hate when that happens, when I find out stories that I didn't even know about. And I'm like, I could have really been excited about Will Ferrell. I don't even remember it. That's why I'm sober again. Sincerely since yeah i think i'm gonna try and do it with you it don't take my word for it it is so necessary for me like these past few weeks have been so fun like coachella was so fun and turks was so fun and vegas in the mix he left me at the fucking red rock he left her at the red rock whatever like all the shit's been so fun but it's just like i do the craziest shit when i'm drunk and like these past few weeks i like i've

just been so wild again like there there will never be a yin or a yang and it's so i just so badly wish i could be that person that could just like drink a little like not you can give me one glass of wine and like i'm texting him i don't know who he is but i'm texting him yeah i yeah i'm i'm fucking maybe it's with age have you always been like that yeah oh i know i know and like like i ate a bottle girl's ass this weekend in public like i just i can't not there's no moderation at all and which is fine a lot of people were saying they think you i read the comments they think you have bpd and i'm like oh my gosh i've been so diagnosed so many times i really don't think you do because bpd is like strong emotions and like i know i

could because i have it i'm like that's how i know you don't we're almost so different and it's like you know i don't you know you don't have anything I've got and you don't have anything I don't have anything you've got except maybe alcoholism you know yeah so I had a hangover finally after because I haven't had like one day off like genuinely it was like came back from Vegas two days Coachella came back from Coachella like two days I don't even know where the fuck we went after that like came back Turks came back from Turks two days Phoenix like I I literally and in those days I'm like trying to do my job like at home like take meetings and photo shoots and fucking cannabis and fucking whatever the fuck else so I literally haven't had one day off and I knew that when we got back from Phoenix finally

the feeling I was gonna feel it was almost like I haven't had a chance to stop and let my body like feel the wrongdoing I've been doing to it for the last three weeks. I woke up on Sunday. And I've I cannot express this enough in my 24 years of life. I have never felt this way in my entire life. Oh, no. I made awful decisions I won't even talk about. I can't even get to those decisions yet maybe one day and I wake up with the anxiety of a lifetime from the decision I made

heartburn on 1000 heart palpitating out of my chest trembling like my veins are just burst and blew down my arms i've never ever ever in my entire life by the way and i can say this scouts fucking honor i've never once like thrown up and sprayed like oh you were fire i amari threw up i fire hose no but hold on check this one out i didn't even make the toilet like i got up threw up in my mouth and like, like probably eight feet from my toilet. Everywhere, everywhere. Bright red. It was vodka sauce pasta, like chunks. I had to clean it myself.

Blah, blah, blah. Whole nine. I'm taking medicine. I'm drinking water. Nothing's fixing it. I try and I stand by this decision. This is how I know. This is how I know. This is how I know this is the worst hangover I've ever had

because I felt bad and felt this way, but I could look back in a few days and be like, oh, maybe that was a little dramatic. I tried to call 911 on myself. Like, what's your emergency? I don't know. Like, take me somewhere. Help me.

And I can look back now, and I stand by that yeah like you needed it I needed 9-1-1 maybe I got it they probably would have pumped your stomach or something and would make you feel better I got a full IV with every medicine in the world and still didn't feel better that's how I know too because anytime I get an IV I feel perfectly fine god that is the worst feeling too and you literally cannot escape from it and it wasn't even just like the nausea and the headache it was like the run down like my bones hurt so bad like i hate everything in myself like i literally just i would just kept crying like i was just like this is it's the worst feeling i've ever felt in my entire life and even today i just have no serotonin i was like i have to go sober again like this yeah well honestly maybe you needed something like that i'm i love you when

you're sober i'm really excited for you to be sober again i am so happy and that was probably like literally the lord telling you like hey like absolutely yeah because if i have fun and i wake up like kind of hungover i don't get hungover hungover yeah i'm like a hangover yeah like then yeah like that's my karma for just saying that stupid ass shit if i don't have a moment like that you know know, like I needed that 100%. And touring's very scary because you're alone for the most part. Like you're isolated from everyone you know. And you're in new cities every night.

Like and everyone's so excited. Like if your friends are in that city, it's like they want to go out for drinks. If you're meeting like fans in the city, they want to get you fucked up because you're there. They want to show you a good time. Like it's so easy to fall into like a loop on a tour and just be fucked up for three months. Yeah. Like so fucking easy. And it's like after doing Phoenix like that, I was literally thinking to myself that Sunday laying.

It's not sustainable. Imagining like what if I had a show today in like Utah, like right after the Phoenix one. Like and I felt like this, like. Yeah. That can't happen, you know. So it's like. You like right after the Phoenix one, like, and I felt like this, like, yeah, that can't happen, you know? So it's like, you're right.

And I noticed that really not just, I mean, honestly, always the only times you and I fight is when we're drinking a lot. So I almost feel like if we're going to go on tour together, I feel like we just fight, but it always has to do with like, like you're never,

we, did we fight at all? Your whole 75 hard? Yes. No, we like like you're never we did we fight at all your whole 75 hard yes no we didn't yes we did we had the worst fight of our entire friendship forget what i said i get what you're saying though just like even just drunk and being hung over the next day and like waking up like you're just not as you're not your mood's never gonna be like on fucking 10 you know and i think it's like you want to be sharp and smart on on stage as well. And it's on time. I notice.

Yeah. I notice like the difference in like even just these past three weeks. I'm so slow and stupid today. It's like sad almost like versus like how sharp you are when. Yeah. Like and I just can't do it. And I just can't. okay well i'm excited for you do you think you'll go longer than 50 days or you want to drink on your birthday i want to make that

decision on my birthday because i've never had a birthday sober i think it could be fun since i was like 14 or 15 probably even then no the last birthday i probably had sober was probably like my 13th birthday that's sad that's kind of crazy we could have like just a relaxed like an actual relaxing like beach vacation for your birthday and like really like actually relax. And that's what sucks is it's like for some people a relaxing beach vacation could mean like a frozen pina colada. But like give me one and I'm going to have 10.

Like it's just so insane that I like physically cannot. And it sucks because it's like literally a chemical. Like I need to know more. I want to, I need to like read a whole book on it. Like why? Yeah. I think it's like literally a chemical. Like I need to know more. I want to, I need to like read a whole book on it. Like why? Yeah. I think it is alcoholism. Yeah.

But like what, what chemical imbalance is that? I don't know. To like, do you know what I mean? I dropped out. I just need to like. But yeah, you should, I mean, I guess look into it. I need to know why. What's that going to change?

I'm like, can you fix it for the love of fucking God? I don't think so. I don't think there's anyone who just wakes up one day and all of a sudden can control their alcohol if they never were able to no offense no offense taken it just makes me sad it really does like i wish i could just think so there could be way way way worse things to i just actually can't think of them to not be able to have gluten could be worse it could be i'm also gluten intolerant no you made that up that's what i think that's where the pooping problem no she'll say she's gluten intolerant what's funny about tana and then eat a pizza i'm gluten intolerant and she'll have

fucking like burritos but it's just no but it's the way i feel and it's the little pebbles i shit after yeah but it's not because you're gluten intolerant. It's because what you're eating is radioactive. That's so true. It's like, it's so, that's such a funny way to like, like, do you, I would place a financial bet with you that I'm gluten intolerant. I want to go do an allergy test with you. Okay, let's do it. Yeah. I'm serious.

I know I am. You're not? We're going to find out. Most people are gluten intolerant. And I'm most people. What else? You have another thing that you just like pretend. Oh, to be afraid of roller coasters.

I don't believe it. Hate them. I was actually talking about this last night with someone else who also hates roller coasters, and it was just, it's such a, no such thing as hating fun. I know in my life, I know Diablo hates them.

Hunter hates them. Maudson hates them. Lyme disease. OK, we've all been there, honestly. I did that, too. Wait, I actually think that was me. No, I did it at Weed Lake and then you did it after me. And that's why I never really hated on you for being convinced you had Lyme disease.

Because I also at one point. I still think I have Lyme disease. I think that test was faulty. I I'm gonna be honest the only test I did was an at-home test and I had to send it back in the mail so the the results probably aren't that accurate I feel like we were amazing so I'm sober and I'm stoked about it. It's been a crazy three weeks. Slay. Slay. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Canceled Podcast. We are so excited to eventually do a live show in a city near you and meet and hug more of you. And yeah, I'm going to go continue to recover and try to not make bad decisions. Wehoo! We love you. Bye, guys.