Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 35: Jeff ANGRILY accuses Tana of hooking up with his employee (MAJOR FIGHT) Ep. 35

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

Jeff Wittek joins the podcast today. They talk about their dating life, touring, mental health, and Tana's alleged hook up with one of the Jeff FM boys. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code[TANA] at Manscaped.com Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code TANA at lumedeodorant.com/TANA! #lumepod Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Follow Tana on IG: @tanamongeau Follow Brooke on IG: @brookeschofield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Can we talk about a little fight that Jeff and I had last week really quick? I want to tell you about this. What's up, Brooke? What's going on here? Hello, how are you? I feel like I'm on Jeff FM. Yeah. With your whole team.

How does this feel with us? Let's just get this out of the way first. Oh, no, it's your show. Go ahead. Were you jealous when we started doing our own thing? I was jealous. And I can admit it now. i didn't want to then um i was jealous i was really sad i thought you replaced me and they like you guys better i think there's no replacing you with jeff or replacing jeff with you guys are just such different people that you fill different voids

in my life yeah that's true you guys are back and i i feel nothing i don't care you know well because you still have the podcast. I lost something. No, I haven't done it. We don't really shoot that much anymore. Well, because you're going to run out of topics. I used to get mad. Yeah, all right.

You're going to get that fucking vape going over here to your house. Do what you want. I do it at yours. I guess we're just further from each other. Further away. You know what I mean? This is close. This is tight.

Yeah, we're all on a little couch right here. I guess this was like the idea That we had For us to do a show On a different set But we just never got around to it Now you're traveling You guys went to Arizona You're doing tours

Yeah I'm happy you didn't Because I saw one episode Of you guys together And she covered all The exact same topics Yeah Brooke got so pissed at me

She was like You're just recycling it on cancel I felt like I felt like I was the odd one out Like I was the only one Who didn't know she already said all of these things. Because their turnaround time is like five minutes. And they didn't say a word. And ours comes out three weeks later.

Yeah, that's an issue that you have when you do podcasts every day like Tana and I do. We do a new fucking show every single day. And now we're doing more shows. We're committing to more things. We're going to be telling the same stories. But not me. No way. I'm not saying nothing funny on this podcast today i'm saving it all for my date after

for your oh wow that's crazy i thought you weren't gonna bring it up yeah we weren't gonna bring it up jeff's going on a date after this whatever we could edit it out but yeah i'm just saving all my funny stuff for her because i just i feel like i go on podcasts all the time and i say all the jokes that i'm thinking of that day and then I just waste everything. Well, what if they don't hit? You should test them out here. Yeah, I almost agree with that. Today I was thinking, you were like, I have a date.

And then I was just like thinking in my head, I was like, I wonder what a date with Jeff is like. Like, I feel like you, no offense, talk about only yourself the entire time. No, I actually, I mean, a lot of the girls that I date, I don't know how much they know about me, you know, because like I share everything online and I don't get that from them. It's not like I could just look them up.

So most of the time it's me asking questions about them. So who is this date with? I'm not fucking telling you. I'm keeping it private. I know what you're trying to do, sabotage me. I'm actually trying to keep, you just said said so Brooke might be joining me on rerunning back 75 hard but she said she wants to add in not talking shit about people for 75 days good luck I think it's gonna be harder than alcohol honest to god 100 I've been really on when I'm not like

I I like to think I'm not usually like that maybe I'm just not like self-aware at all but I've been like recently I catch myself I'm like oh my god I'm just not like self-aware at all. But I've been like, recently I catch myself. I'm like, oh my God, I haven't said one nice thing in hours. You just don't notice that about yourself. Oh, you're a cunt. I'm kidding. But I could never stop talking shit about people for sure. That can never happen.

But I am going to try to stop talking about my love life. Like I'm going to take nothing from you. This is terrible for your ratings. All the stuff you guys are saying this is what your show is talking shit on people talking about who you're fucking but am I ever gonna

find love am I ever gonna get married if everything's just a podcast topic what do you guys think uh sitting here now you've filmed

how many of these episodes four or five seven what's the gist of this show what do they talk about I think you already hit the hammer and the nail

who they're fucking sharing oh fuck you that was one person sharing one person they're sharing oscar oscar that was just that was a violation you were ruthless you know that you i think it's cool because you're like one of my boys you know like seeing how you roll that hurt my feelings no no no how like you'll like have some like good looking tiktoker come over and you like send them home in an uber and you come out to the living room with us and you're like yeah just fuck this fucking idiot i would never say that i ended things with tiktok boy did you me i don't want to talk about my love life saying tiktok when everybody knows no no that's funny i'd like to break up with you no and i'm i decided that after tiktok boy i just shouldn't do that anymore do what just just air everything out you know and just fuck people just for their look

i had a fight with tiktok boy where he was like you literally go on jeff fm and they're like like he basically quoted what you just said he's like like, Jeff will be like, you're fucking this fucking guy that you think is so stupid. And then like, I was like, it was a joke. You say that to him. Yeah. But, you know, I'm sure he knows your sense of humor. But imagine being with a fully private love life like no one knew. Wouldn't that be a fun era for me?

Boring. What are we going to talk about? That's fair. Nothing. Your love life. Nobody wants that at all. i have a question for jeff have you ever seen tana cry uh yeah of course but like have you have you seen the tear like physically fall from her eye or does she just make a face when we got in a fight one time she

called me and she was crying i don't know if they were real i don't know if it was real because it was over the phone but i was crying were you yeah and were you sober then yeah oh wow i think i don't know actually because then that's real you know brooke is on this new shtick that she's never seen me cry i haven't i know it's a real fact i have never seen tana cry tears and she'll say it every time she'll go i was sobbing my eyes out just the other night when she broke up with tiktok boy she's like we were sobbing she doesn't cry i do cry i just don't want to like i don't want to like share it with the class like you know what i mean i feel like if i get like choked up there'll be like a tear in my eye but it's like you know but also like most people in the front group have seen me cry whole tears fall i just i guess you you haven't been around or maybe you were just too focused we

tried to test her the other day with the saddest video of all time i don't know if you've seen it the new jeff would watch it a music video yeah let me see it can i watch it it's like four minutes long can you put on lewis capaldi's new music video wish you the best everybody here has seen me cry several times right and i'm supposed to be the sociopath fucking tough guy i cry all the time i tried to cry today i did this thing that i was in a led me relating you did this one yeah yeah i was so i went into this led bed which like i'll go try all this health shit at these places that i go to just because like whatever you know makes me feel better mentally and i'm just like probably getting ripped off yeah but there's this led bed that you lay in and you've heard of it right you know i'm talking about the led like the ultraviolet yeah

like the red lights and some people have like face masks. This is like a full body one. And you pick the different ones that you want to go into, which I don't know how that makes any sense at all. Like one of them is for your joints, one of them for your brain, one of them is for your hormones and like emotions. And the woman that was explaining it to me, she's like, yeah, this one makes me cry sometimes.

I'll go in there. And I was like, oh, I want that one. I want to try that one. So I get in there and I was like, oh, I want that one. I want to try that one. So I get in there and I'm like just trying to cry the whole time and I'm just thinking about terrible shit. I don't want to even bring it up, but you know.

I was thinking of Nerf and all this stuff. And I'm just like tearing up. But I'm like, this is bullshit. This is how they sell you on some scam shit. Now I'm in here trying to think of all these holes. It can't be a try to cry for me. If I can't, I know but I'm like, this is bullshit. This is how they sell you on some scam shit. Now I'm in here trying to think about these holes. It can't be a try to cry for me. Like, if I can't, if I know when I'm, like, capable. Like, even that day with the Wish You the Best shit,

I was in, like, such a good mood. I watched this video. Like, it made me tear up, but, like, I wasn't in, like, a, it has to be, like, a certain mood. You look like you're going to cry right now. Do I? Yeah. Can I start sobbing?

Is it because of us here together? Yeah, I'm jealous. That's what Reddit says. No, I'm not jealous. You look like you want to cry right now. You can cry sometimes from other emotions, like a happy cry. Like you're just so happy that, you know, you have all of us here together. Yeah, I don't happy cry a lot.

I don't think I've been that happy. Cry every day. At least four times. Very many times. Okay, Jeff, watch this. You're going to like this one. Tell me if you're going to cry. Can you see it? It's funny. at least four times. Very many times. Okay, Jeff, watch this. You're going to like this one. Tell me if you're going to cry.

Can you see it? It's funny. No, like I can barely see it, so. Actually, it's hard to see. Think about nerve. Think about nerve. What the fuck? I don't know. This is your nerve. Okay, relax over there.

It's so hot. Are you going to cry? No. He's going to cry. Jeff, you're missing an important part. I'm just crying from my brain. I can't even see that. To be honest, that's my bad side. I can't see that. Oh, the dog's old now.

And the guy died. The guy died first. Wow. That's what I was hoping for with Nerf. You died first? That I would die first, yeah. We don't have to watch the whole thing But basically then the dog dies And they put the little collar on her

And she was testing me with it the other day And because I didn't sob she said I'm a sociopath It's not the fact that you didn't sob It's the fact that you pretended to sob And I was looking so closely for a tear. Kind of. Do you have like a weird thing you can do with your eye because it's like a little faulty where you can just make it cry? Yes.

Damn, that's kind of a perk of that. Well, also it's my fucking acting talents. Oh, acting chops. Huh? You were staring like a good kid. Just not blinking. Like just not blinking. You know that yawn muscle where it's just like if you just hit that not blinking like just not blinking you know that yawn muscle

or it's just like if you just hit that the tears just fucking drop i don't know i need i need that for my life you know i could do a lot with that yeah yeah yeah fighting a boyfriend yeah i'm glad you can't cry oh it's okay for manipulating people i cried the other day with tiktok boy when we ended things because i was like this is sad that is actually sad it wasn't sad like because like i don't know how to explain it like it was just like oh like sometimes things just can't work with people and don't work and it's sad to see them sad and like that type of thing oh did he cry oh damn see this is why like it's but he's also going through a lot so i'm not gonna like accredit that to me and i don't want to like air him out. Like it was like a nice moment. Yeah, you are.

You just did all of it. And then he said, I don't want to. Yeah, he cried. I didn't. No, I cried. I cried. We're on great terms. And that's great.

He's fucking fucked up in the head. He's got mental problems. I don't want to air it out, though. I cried at this TikTok the other day where this old man was sitting out on the side of the road. And you know that guy who like does nice shit for people like one of those. And he was sitting on this road with like pet treats like pepperonis. And the guy walks up to him and he's like, why do you do this? And he's like, oh, my dog died.

So I just sit out here and I wait for the pups to come and I give them treats. And then the guy, the guy ends up giving him money. He's like, here, man. You're such a good guy. Here's $1,000. And the guy looks in the camera. And he starts crying. And he's like, I had $0.37 in my bank account.

You're spending your final dollars on puppy treats just to make you happy? Like, oh, my god. See, I could talk about that. Lila almost killed my cat yesterday. How did Lila almost kill your cat? She left a bag of open edibles on my kitchen counter when we left. And I'm like, what if she had eaten them all and died? She's fucking nuts, huh?

She's so, so nuts, Jeff. It's incredible. It really is. Can a cat get high? Or a dog? Yeah, of course. But it makes them sick. Yeah, and you can fuck them up.

No, but they do get high, and they're like all out of it. I remember. Did you get nerf high? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I would always be in like. You think that's why he died uh no fuck no that's probably why he lived longer he lived to 17 he would 17 is really old because we would be packing up like sealing up pounds like have an assembly line back in my old trap house and there would just be so much residue that comes like falls out and it's on the floor and stuff and nerf would

just come over and he would just like kind of like snort up all that fucking extra thc that was on the floor like the keef and stuff all the shake yeah so he would just eat that up and then i think he learned his lesson a couple times but you know yeah dogs go get fucked up why don't we talk about your trip to arizona was that good was that fun it was good it was really Yeah, we just talked about on the last episode a bunch. It's like the sole reason I went sober though again. Oh yeah?

Like touring and getting fucked up. It was one show. And it was enough to know myself. I learned, I learned enough about myself.

You did a worldwide tour? I was a 40 minute flight. A global tour. I learned enough about myself. You went to Arizona and back? What the fuck happened?

Jeff, I like ate a bottle girl's ass in the middle of the club what the hell like i'm not even kidding like i was i and i a lot of the things i did i really can't even say on camera like i did a lot and i came home and i just felt terrible and i was imagining if i had a show when i came home like because we're on tour it's like back to back shows and i was like i would literally be like vomiting and crying on the stage and it was like enough for me to know i can't party and but that's another good thing about if you do drink then you could just have another drink and then you're like right back into it you know you're feeling good again someone crack open a bottle god damn it like yeah it's insane that's so that's how you do it if you're gonna live that lifestyle but if not

just stay on the same level like i do you did the show you went up there just winged it and it crushed we had a really insane experience getting there like a weird ass experience in the airport with a fan and like our flight attendant was fucking crazy we had a crazy night before so it kind of gave us a lot of material yeah and then i really wanted to like test out if crowd work would be fun so we were asking people like their ics and it's funny because we breed this audience of just like women who literally hate men. And it's like, it's just so funny to hear them be like, yeah, my biggest ick is when you just like, one girl literally said like, my biggest ick is when we're having sex and he asked if everything is okay. And Brooke was like, so consent is your biggest ick?

Like, oh, it was just funny bouncing off the crowd. Like, you know, and the boyfriends that were, like, clearly dragged there. Like, hella funny to watch them just be sitting there pissed as fuck because we're like, fuck men. And they're like, you know. Damn. So asking a girl if she's, like, okay, if she's having a good time is an ick? That is a real ick.

Like, have you ever been with somebody or, like, even a girl who's like, can I kiss you? It's like, why would you say that? Oh, wait, a girl says that to me well like guys do it i don't know a girl would ever do it but like i'm so grossed out by that and like i shouldn't be because that's a respectful thing to do it so depends on the man because if he's like hot daddy about it like go off but if it's like there's no hot daddy way to to say that i don't think i I've had a girl ask me, like, can you kiss me already? Like, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Oh, that's bold. I'd be so scared. Well, no, I take forever, you know? Because, like, I'm not drinking. I'm not, like, wild. And also, I'm careful, you know? I don't want to be like, oh, this guy Jeff. The guy from Impulsive.

He tried to fucking kiss me. He's a creep. Are you going to kiss your date tonight? Nah, I don't know. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. Honestly, this girl, I met her in real life like seven years ago before I had any sort of notoriety online.

And we just liked each other's Instagram for seven years. And then what changed? Fucking, she fucking DM'd me at the right time. And. Wow. It's beautiful's beautiful yeah and we finally well we'll see tonight you know i don't think i've ever i don't even remember what she sounds like when she talks i met her out at one oak oh oh wow way back yeah i was out partying at least it was seven years ago yeah yeah but like seven that's like a really beautiful start to a Way back. Yeah. I was out partying. At least it was seven years ago. Yeah. Yeah. But like seven, that's like a really beautiful start to a story though.

At least it's real life. It's like I'm clinging to the old days before AI took everything over and now our girlfriends are robots that we have sex with, you know? Do you guys think- I'm trying to get a real girl. Britney Spears is AI? I saw that. Like it's a conspiracy that like she's like dead and they're like... Not even dead,

but I think that somebody else is like doing the dancing and putting their, like her little face on it. Why? Why would they do that? Because she'll go to like drink something and it'll glitch. It looks like, like Lila's Instagram filters. So you think somebody killed her

and they did the AI to make up for like, oh, they're going to find out, you know? But even on, oh, I don't know, but even on her wedding day, have you seen all the things that the veil and the face is like glitching under the veil and shit like i've seen all the conspiracy theories like that it is like yeah maybe there's a bunch more as well i don't know do you know what they're starting now that i have a meeting about this on sunday on mother's day ai only fans like we're basically like listen to this listen to this because like i think i think i might do it but it's like they would take of course um they would take all of my con

for the audio listeners i coughed and jeff scooted away this is what jay alvarez was talking about he was saying how only fans gonna be taken over by. Of course, Jay Alvarez was fucking... Now... Kid's a genius. Wait, could you make like... No, call it. I swear I called it. Like Justin Bieber. But listen, so they take all of my content and like every video I ever have of me talking,

every story I ever have of me talking, I can send them like private videos, phone calls, like anything I fucking want. And they create a robot version of me that like responds how I would and sounds like me and like whatever. And then people pay to like date that me like by the minute by the hour by the week by the whatever and like you don't need any

employees for that because it's ai that's so cool so it puts like the so much shit out of like business it's actually in your words too because like right now i'm sure like you're getting a bunch of dick pics sent to you and like your friends are helping respond to them or whatever you know because there's too many coming to every single one yourself all day long so yeah i guess it would have to really know your personality you'd have to go into all those messages you'd have to give up all those messages so it knows how you respond to dick pics what do you usually say well and it's like voice you know what i mean so they could like call me oh you're gonna make so much money i could just have you Do the podcast or that I was like damn

I can actually replace The shit out of you Wow And that's my dream Never have any more Like AI me can do everything For me Yeah

No more cancellations No more late shoots No more fucking Get me sick I'm gonna be somewhere No more viruses Coming Getting transferred

In that room You know Yeah And I'm gonna be somewhere in nebraska on like heroin on a farm yeah fuck yeah and no one's ever gonna see me too i won't even be there that's where britney is i'll be with you in nebraska this is crazy tana showed me like the snapchat ai have you tried talking to it uh no me neither but she showed me she's like it knows everything like watch this she goes tell tell me about Brooke Schofield.

They go, don't know who that is. I was like, why the fuck would you show me that? She goes, what about Tana? She goes, I know Tana, but not Brooke. I'm like, I thought it would know you. I really did. It was so hurtful. And it's like, I didn't ask to see it.

I was asking it about you. And it was saying that you're like besties with David Dobrik. She's on a delay. I need an update. I guess it doesn't know everything. Maybe I'll tell it. Because the more you tell it, the more it learns, too. Yeah. Wait, delay. It needs an update. I guess it doesn't know everything. Maybe I'll tell it, because the more you tell it, the more it, like, learns, too. Yeah.

Wait, there was, like, a, there was a game like that, I feel like, when we were young. Akinator. Tell it right now. Can you fix it? Oh, like, 20 questions. Can you tell them that we're not friends?

Okay, yeah. Let's see what, let's see what it says, ready? Hold on. For everyone who hasn't tried it, though, it's insane. It's, like, better than Google, almost. Like, you can just ask it a question,

and it, like, immediately answers. It's kind of crazy. Did you ever text's insane. It's, like, better than Google, almost. Like, you can just ask it a question, and it, like, immediately answers. It's kind of crazy. Did you ever text that number where you could, like, ask it anything, and it would, like, respond with an answer? No. Did you guys? Tell her. I said, who is Jeff Wittek?

They said, Jeff Wittek is a popular YouTuber and hairstylist. Yeah. Okay, wait. Who are his friends? Fucking. Do you give blowouts? Jeff Wittek has many friends, including David Dobrik, Jason Nash, and Natalie Maradona. Update that.

Tell them why. He is no longer friends with them because they hit him with a crane. Not they. It wasn't all of them. Oh, no. Whatever. She's going to spread that out. I'm not sure about that but it's important

to surround yourself with people who treat you with respect and kindness there you go nice he is friends with logan who needs enemies when you got friends like mine that's what i say now you know i said he's because everybody's like get better friends get better friends all your friends suck you know and now you move to these new people and they're all still terrible friends like mine all my comments are like that now too because whenever i say i'm going sober people like you should you have to stop surrounding yourself with like party people like blah blah blah and it's like this not you really but like the others yeah you do you should probably well i don't feel like anybody like encourages you to drink though i feel like usually if you

want to be sober all of us are like oh good for the most part yes i also think that like and maybe this will change like but across the last 75 hour i felt like i could be around everyone partying and convincing me and like it didn't bother me or influence me yeah see i can't that's why i mean i can't last more than eight hours well you get used to it yeah i'm crying now above the dog wow you're on a major delay have either one of you seen pete davidson's new show i i don't want to watch it because i think i'll get jealous of it because it's he he basically has the same life as me he's from staten island joe pesci plays his grandfather or you know so many issues i'm just being honest you You know? I come on here. I'm an open book, and you tell me I got issues. I'm fucking, I got, you know?

But, like, it's so good. It's honestly the best show I've seen. It probably would piss you off because it, like, it's the best show I've ever seen. Simon's his boy in it, too. It's based on his life completely. Like, his whole life from, like, childhood to, like, now. But, obviously, it's scripted. Didn't he already do that? He did that in a movie, I thought. now but obviously it's scripted didn't he already do that he did that in a movie i thought yeah but it's so much more extreme the reason why it made

me think of that is because there's this whole episode about how he's like all fucked up on drugs and has to cut off all of his like drug addict friends because like they're influencing him like negatively and shit and it was so fucking good should i watch it you should definitely watch it's like the best it's the funniest show i've seen like on like i feel like not a lot of shows make you like actually laugh out loud like you're like dying i was dying and i like cried i cried she cried but it's on peacock i thought it was gonna be the shit do you think peacock is just an awful streaming service say it the name is peacock i don't know it's just like so many so many streaming no he's an ally no i was just so many streaming services come up and failed and i feel like the names have a lot to do with it you know well i feel like there should be a monopoly they should

all just blend together what was that one that like all the influencers were like sponsored by billboards on like hollywood and vine quibby quibby yeah that shit flopped that shit flopped you know peacock sounds like it's gonna be a flop i don't know i don't know they've got pete davidson it's such a just rogue random opinion they also have like a bunch of things they have a bunch of things on peacock okay yeah they're fine they should have just named it that universal guess where i got invited that'd be cool space no better oh god so i'll just set this up really quickly we're in arizona and um we were having a day at the pool like beach club you know and you know the pool beach clubs are gross like it's all frat people like they're in the water they're in the pool they're nasty as fuck

and that's so like if i had to rank my type of men and women and like what i'm into i would put at the very bottom of the totem pole like frat energy yeah like it's it just is my biggest ick and so you and me were like in the cabana chilling and everyone's like you have to get in the pool and watch lila like she's literally she was getting fingered by a guy in the pool in the middle of it I can't even like she was really working that whole um and I was like for the bit pussy cost 30 g she said it at least a dozen times um and I was like fine I'll get into the pool for for the bit for the vlog you know so I like go over to the pool and it's just disgusting I feel like I'm like contracting chlamydia just in this water it's like nasty people everywhere and i'm just like standing there miserable and lila's like would do you like anyone here like is there one

guy here who's like so hot like is there like just find someone you're fucking into you know and so we're walking around making a lap around this massive pool and there's people everywhere and i'm looking at all these frat boys i'm like nothing nothing and finally i see these guys come down from the hotel lobby to the front of the pool and they're all wearing like button-ups and flip-flops they are like the nerdiest looking like brown leather flip-flops they're all sixes but like nice watches on like hold on i was like that's my type because like they look out of place here you know what i mean yeah and like they look like they're smart they look like they're funny whatever you know so i go over and i start talking to like one of the guys and i'm like hi and we're vibing we're hitting it off we're laughing he's like what do you guys do i'm telling him why we're there and

the show and the podcast and whatever and he's like i'm vibing and his friends come over and he's like our friend groups should like link up right and i'm like fuck yeah come to our cabana so i get out of the fucking cesspool pool and they all come over and then i realized like i actually i won the lottery like they all are rich as shit like i'm looking at just like little things noticing whatever they all live in like the hamptons and like fucking all these places and they're on business and like whole nine the one guy that i started talking to his family owns part of chanel and then i was like okay i lucked out like you're mine and literally picked him out of a thousand people like pick them literally out of a thousand people and they all do all this just

different like rich ass shit they all have different jobs and they're there and whatever and so we spend the rest of the day just like getting fucked up with them I think I'm catching a vibe with this Chanel Hamptons guy and then by the end of the day I found out he has a girlfriend but I hate when that is what it is um but anyways um we're all sitting in their cabana and they're like trying to invite us like on trips they're like come to the hamptons come here come there whatever i wonder if the girlfriend knows and one of the guys dads just bought epstein island and it's like re like revamping it i don't know what that means like the house the whole time and they invited me to epstein island and i feel like i can't be called that anymore i know there's a new name

what's the rebrand they told me the new name it was like something cute but it'll never be something that's not giving child trafficking you know but um so i texted them to follow up and they're like dead ass serious and i feel like you get a plus one imagine the vlog come with me to epstein island i would please let me be your plus one i know you want to bring page i feel like we all go i feel like we all go i'll bring the massage table you bring the children okay we're this one's gonna get us i don't even want to joke you probably feel the fucking but how crazy the evil energy that do you think it's like just heavy there do you think like you go there and you can like feel like okay there's definitely places that you feel that like a lot of crazy shit went down.

And like I've definitely been to some places where like you just kind of sense that. That energy. I always feel that way of Versace Mansion. Like super haunted. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. People fucking died here. You know he got killed right there on the stairs, right? Yeah, absolutely.

And like all the other. So many people have died in like all the rooms and shit. It's honestly one of the most haunted places I've ever been. I remember we were like. You probably also shed blood in that place too, right? Well, of course. From what, for like a knee scrape or something or? I mean, I always come back from there, like head to toe and bruises.

Miami in general, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've just done some really unthinkable things at that place. It's probably the darkest place in the U.S. for me. I went to this party. Well, I went to a wedding at Mar-a-Lago. And in that room, it's like where there's pictures of Epstein used to be, like, you know, like all this crazy stuff that was going on in there.

And it was nuts. It just felt like, you know, some shit's gone down in this place. Where's Ghislaine now? Is she like in? i think she's in prison right or she just she's gotta be yeah like at brunch somewhere she's gotta be at brunch somewhere it's crazy like our guide billy she was billy mcfarland he's out he's out and about and he's doing another festival huh he is doing another festival you're gonna come with us for sure so you've been sober now for how many days who Who? I've been sober for five days.

Five days? Yay! My decision-making skills are actually already improving so much. Smoking weed or no weed? Weed. That's sober. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

That's fine. 100%. It's just no alcohol and no crazy things, you know? What if you had to give up vaping, weed, any sort of meds? Like any sort of dopamine, like anything? Do my prescriptions count? Like all vices. Can my prescriptions count?

No, you're stranded on an island. What happens to you? I think I would be fine. But I would miss it dearly, forever, until I die. I just got my Adderall prescription back today, and I literally feel like a zombie. I'm like, dude, there's an Adderall shortage right now now and this happens to me like once every three months where i like go to refill my prescription and you can't get it anywhere and i've just spent a whole day calling

pharmacies and finding the ratchet ass ones like in like k-town out here like and hoping underground they've got a little left i tried to get vivance because i don't like like how i feel on adderall i just don't like it and so i was like oh. I just don't like it. And so I was like, oh, I'll just do Vyvanse instead. I go to check out yesterday. It was $890. Did you pay it? No. I had to call the doctor and be like, Adderall it is.

Like, I'm not paying every month. That's like another rent. I'm so scared. Oh, because you're insurance and company? I don't have insurance. That's why. But Adderall is like $5. Get GoodRx.

No, I did. That was with the GoodRx. Oh, damn. Vyvanse apparently is like a really expensive generic shit how do you feel but do you feel like adderall i don't makes me way more of a bitch even the other night when i was like coming down off of it evil like but i'm so productive i know it sucks so badly like i'm literally not a human being without it like i can't focus i can't like i get 30 000 times more done but Like I'm literally not a human being without it. Like I can't focus. I can't. Like I get 30,000 times more done. But then I'm just like a lifeless.

Paige says I sound like I'm talk to texting at all times. Like I'm like, hello, how are you? That's amazing. That's so funny. Yeah. I used to try to like separate like social days from Adderall days. Like if I was going to be around people, I just wouldn't take it. That's what I do.

But I didn't know we were going to film today. I think I need a shift in my life like i need a serious change like maybe i'm gonna do maybe i'm gonna try ayahuasca or ketamine therapy or something like that i i was an assistant to a girl in college who was brilliant like she was a biochem major she dated hunter actually that's how i knew hunter and i'm not kidding she was a genius she was so smart she was our recruitment chair did ayahuasca and i'm not kidding now people like find her in alleys like waving a flag wait are you talking oh so she went the opposite way bleep it but are you talking oh yeah that bitch went off her rocker from one ayahuasca trip off which one

is this the chinese girl no what she was just this like amazing like really smart established girl but now i'm not kidding she'll be like raking in alleys he thinks we're talking about no but that would be hilarious and she totally would she seems like she was fucking she was a genius now she's just nuts i can't a bunch of money they say if you don't have anything nice to say no and like a cool way. No, me, I'm saying. Like a fun party way. You know, like she likes to party, but she's got billions in the bank. I just feel like I've been doing this sober life for a long time,

and I just miss that like boost of serotonin in my brain. I just want more happiness going on in my brain. And whether that's got to be, you know, it's got to be assisted by some drugs or something. Whatever. That's what science is for. What does ketamine therapy make you feel like? Because I fucked my brain up with so many things. Like it's got to be assisted by some drugs or something. Whatever. That's what science is for. What does ketamine therapy make you feel like? Because I fucked my brain up with so many things.

Like, it's fine now. You know, I'm not a normal, I'm not a regular person. I need help. Drugs, creams. Like, the other day, I was talking to Mike, my good friend Mike. You know, he's an older guy. I can relate to him. Geiatric man.

Yeah, yeah. And he's on a private jet going to Miami. And he should be having the time of his life. But he's texting me on the side. Yo, man, like, what it is i'm just like i'm just depressed like i like i don't know what to do i'm really going through it and i was like well nothing's ever going to feel as good as heroin and he was like that's what you fucking say to me man but um i meant it like to make him laugh a little but also like it's true you know say to me, man. But I meant it like to make him laugh a little, but also like it's true. You know, you're chasing happiness,

but nothing is going to feel like that fucking synthetic happiness that you get from heroin. You know, that feeling that's so good. You actually did enlighten me on my first 75 hard journey. We were like in the car driving somewhere and I was like, dude, I'm just so fucking bored all the time. I said that to you? Well, I was saying this to you.

I was like, I'm just so bored all the time when I'm sober because it's like there's no dopamine like really like you know what I mean other than like other things I guess but like I was like does it ever get better like hoping for some motivational advice like does it ever like through sobriety like do you ever like and Jeff was just like no man I'm just feeling every day I feel like the further away from it you get though maybe you forget kind of so you could could become addicted to like working and success and making money and shit like that. And that's all good. That's cool.

But like, no, because you get that high in the beginning of the first year, like first three months where you're, that feeling is in the morning. You get it. You know, you're like, wow, I feel sharp and good and happy. And I'm just like,

this is the best part of the day is the mornings, which is like what our parents and stuff liked, you know, like when we were like going to school and shit, like they were like happy in the morning.

Makes sense, you know, like that's what a normal person should be. But I don't know. That goes away. That was the most un, I mean, but I appreciate your honesty.

I'm not saying you should be giving me like bullshit to motivate me. It's just like trying to figure out how to navigate that like is so discouraging for me. Well, it's good to have to figure out how to navigate that like is so discouraging for me well it's good to have realistic expectations it's real life though you have to you have to find joy and i don't know having kids having a family talking to your family

loving people loving fucking i mean if you could be fucking you could fuck those fucking tiktokers that can make you happy yeah we talked about that last episode feel good one i think this was my final tiktoker i think that no sincerely you did i think are my final out of time my final no i just mean like my final like fuck boy like i think i can't sleep with anyone else that i'm not gonna date and if i can't date like i'm not gonna date them if i can't marry them that's good you know what i mean like i think i'm finally at that point that's good i You know what I mean? Like, I think I'm finally at that point. That's good. I think I got my last little kick out. Last little hurrah? Yeah, I had sex last night, but who was who? What the fuck?

Someone I could maybe marry, so we'll see. Yeah? I mean. Who? I'm not. We're not doing all that. It was just like a fun joke. You're so boring.

Why did you bring it up if you didn't want to tell the people? It's a fun joke, but you actually did? Yeah, well, I did, yeah. Good for you. Hell yeah, bro. bro hell yeah she's one of the guys yeah fuck this fucking dumbass no talker last night no no it's a shame she said last episode she was gonna practice celibacy or she was gonna go on 75 hard from men i lied i lied so You? I don't think I could ever. Yeah. I don't think I could ever not.

Like 75 days of just like entertaining. Is that normal in life? To have 75 days of entertaining. Absolutely no one. Like no flirting. No sex. No make out. No dates.

I don't think I ever could. I think it's normal. But I wouldn't recommend it to anybody. Have you ever had a celibate period of your life? Of course. Yeah. Of course, yeah. Of course. Long ones.

Like if you were hospitalized or something? Just by choice? Yeah, well, I had a year where I was really going through it. That's probably... Yeah, I've had a good year straight. I probably wouldn't celibate for a year. No sex for a year? Yeah.

And you'd just jerk off? I jerked off, yeah. A couple times. Not crazy, you know? Like I'm on 60 Minutes one day. and you just like jerk off or you didn't i jerked off yeah a couple times not not not like crazy you know like i'm on 60 minutes one day yeah i jerked off yeah you know when i had to but no you i mean i've also done little stints in jail where i've only jerked off like once in like a couple months you know and i i feel like i remember asking you this like person to person but i don't think i've ever asked you like publicly how do you jerk off in jail

this is the tiktok clip hey under the sheet under the sheet you put the sheet over you and like you just need to like kind of like lay with the sheet over you and like hopefully you're like your neighbor if you're in a dorm or if you're in like a a cell then you know there's only a guy underneath you which and then you feel the bunk bed shaking there's no yeah and there's no like white noise you could turn on or something you know like it's dead fucking quiet you know you hear everything so you gotta be real careful and you don't want to like get caught doing some shit like that what if you sync up like make sure you do it at the same time so like he's focused on him you're focused on you awkward the rest of the time it's just you two in the cell forever you know for life but like god i feel like that'll make you close to somebody i feel like that's why everyone ends up gay in jail or like like

everybody don't end up in jail that's like it's that's blown out of proportion my mom came out gay your mom did yeah i feel like it's i think she was gay going in honestly she just i feel like i would come out of jail gay i feel like she was going in and then that probably just made her realize it or you know jail will make you realize a lot of things because when they take everything out of it they take your vape away they take your fucking your freedom to eat just your freedom to do anything at any time you know it really changes the way you think it turned turn cody super religious you know yeah look at that that's insane to see cody come out and be like the way he was you know it will really really change you it but i don't think it'll turn you gay i think if you if you come out gay then you were gay already well i think if i ever go

to jail i think i've said this on canceled but my like entire game plan for jail is like if i ever went because you know i i have to think about that sometimes you know I could yeah is I would go in and I would find the biggest fucking lesbian scary woman and I would just be like can I eat your pussy and then I would just like and then she'd be your bitch the whole time and then I would just be her like little slut so that she would like protect me that'll work for that that would work for the women's side i think for sure but i don't know i've never been over there so i don't know how i only seen shows about it did you have any friends in jail that went in straight and left gay no really no it doesn't turn people gay he said i follow this guy on tiktok and i want to have him on canceled he was in like dark ass

prisons for like fucking like 30 years and he just like tells all of his stories about like what he saw and like child molesters being killed and like fucking school shooters being killed and like all the like people being like what's it called when they turned out when like someone is straight but like they get assaulted by like someone else like sexually assaulted by someone else like a man i think i know the word but me too but turned out like no well i'm no i'm not gonna no no no no i i'm just trying to avoid that word but there's a term in jail for that i think it's called being turned out i don't know i haven't heard i don't know i just watched this guy he teaches me you're teaching me. And I kind of want to fuck him.

I need to find him. Somebody leave it down in the comments what you're talking about. What's the river looking for? Oh, man. Fully ruined. Sorry if I'm low energy today. This is going to fucking roll over into this date. And, you know, after seven years, I should not be coming in like this.

Yeah, what's going to be your energy? Like, after seven years? Like, are you going to do that? Just like this. I'm going to be fucking pick her up in the car, driving like this all the way, lean back. Well, it took you long enough. Seven years.

That is a really long time. Do you think that she was thinking about it the whole time, or do you think she just now was like, you know, he's kind of good looking? We would DM, but it never went anywhere. It just never followed up. I don't know. That's persistence's persistence though because i could never if somebody was still dming me seven years later look i'm really just trying now at this point in my life i need to i need to settle down i need to get a girlfriend or

how old are you yes i know i'm probably gonna say early 20s, but I'm actually 33. Oh, that's okay. I thought you were going to be older than that. I didn't think you were going to be. You thought I was going to be older than 33? You made it sound like you were going to be older than that. What the fuck? 33 is not old.

I just recently made a really grave mistake. Let's get down to business right now. I know what you did. I know what you did. Look at her face. She's scared. What did she do? I know what you did i know what you did look at her face she's scared what did you do i know what you did with the weatherman you fucked the weatherman you made out with the weatherman no i didn't the weatherman you did did you i did not hook up which one's the weather boy weather boy i did not make out with the weatherman why do you think that because because i know i didn't make out with the weather but does Does everyone think this? That you know of?

You all think this? What's the weather like? I did not hook up with the weatherman. Wait, look. I did not hook up with Ryan. Say Scott's honor. Scott's honor. But were you like, did you miss it? We've hung out twice.

You cuddled. You cuddled naked. No. Naked? What do you think I am? In underwear or something? Naked cuddling? Naked cuddling.

No. That's a new shit that everybody's talking about. Bible, I did not do that. Everybody's naked cuddling no that's a new shit that's that everybody's talking bible i did not do that everybody's naked cuddling i've hung out with ryan twice but is that one earlier one of you no oh you seen it you see they were talking and having a conversation off camera and they said you have to keep friendship out of business like like tana always says that you were making a fucking joke because I said that to Ryan because I was like, I'm not going to hook up with you. Too late. Too late.

You already did. This game is so full circle. So what is a hook up? You made out, tongue kissed. I don't think I've ever made out with Ryan. In underwear cuddle. No. Second ago she didn't and now she says,

I don't think I've ever made out with him. I've never hooked up. Maybe at a party as a joke. But I've never hooked up with Ryan. Okay. To be as a joke Like mwah But like I've never hooked up with Ryan Okay To be fair you did say that On the episode What?

You said I'm not mixing A business with like Relationships anymore I'm not Well I mean Probably in life I am I love that

I love that for you guys If you two become a thing That would make me so happy Yeah because you would have So much fucking fun with that I love Ryan so much I know you much we all know you do now no i didn't know this is so unfair this is insane i love ryan so much but like that's not our journey whatever who cares it's fine he's dope ryan's dope you know no one's judging you about it it. No, he's a great guy, but that's not my journey.

He came over the other day. We watched a movie, laughed, hung out on this couch. On this couch. Is he the guy from last night? Is he here in town? No. Is he the guy you expect us to believe? He came over here alone yesterday.

I love Ryan. He's a great friend. He's amazing. So Ryan just came here to watch a movie with you on the couch? We literally watched a movie And just like sat here Talked What movie? The Impossible Room

The Perfection Room Some movie about these people In a room Did he suggest it? Give us the plot No he like picked it These two people are in this White room for 50 days

And they make a million dollars If they make it out One people die It was awful She read the description And there was no You think I fucked the weatherman No finger in nothing

No Awfully defensive. I don't know. This is insane. It's fine. A man with a job, at least, that's a step in the right direction. He's a weatherman. Yeah, he's got a job.

I'm not doing that. I can't believe this is a real collective thing. Like, fuck. Literally, fuck all of you. Like, all of you can suck a dick and die one. I didn't. Hey, 75 75 hard it's a new town she's she's i think you drinking you just get so friendly and like just you're just so fun i love friendly you know yeah friendly yeah it's it's cool i haven't hooked up with ryan i guess we could say yet we don't know what the future holds i like believe you but it's it's cool i haven't hooked up with ryan i guess we could say yet we don't know what the

future holds i believe you but it's like why would you have him over here to watch a movie if you didn't want to hook up with him yeah hang out like amari was here we all hung out go ask amari he lies for you we all do i don't like you guys as much as ryan this is this is yeah yeah yeah right yeah i swear you know ryan is my favorite maybe you can over yell well you're not making a good case for yourself you need to get my favorite and if that's what you think no i look i i'm just kidding i love ryan i love that but wait did he say we hooked up no not necessarily i just kind of pried it out of him you know pride what out of him like what was said i think it came out of one of you know? Pried what out of him? Like, what was said?

I think it came out of one of the other boys when they were all here and there was, like, fights happening. Everybody was drunk and, like, stupid shit was happening. And they were calling me and I was, I think I was in a different time zone. So when they called me, I was like, what the fuck are you calling me? I hooked up with my ex that night. Did you? He was here. Ring camera footage and all.

Whatever. This is your show. You could edit it out if you want. Like, I don't, you could censor it. I'm going to beef if ryan's out here saying that we hooked up when we didn't i didn't even hear it from him and then i kind of pressed him on it and i don't know look i i don't know i don't know he said that you sent him home on an uber or something yeah i was like oh that's where you got that i was literally sleep over you are a guy you are one of the fucking but sleep over and it's not like he hit and then i was like leave i was literally just like leave he was just like can i sleep and i was like no ryan we have to be friends

tana will go to great lengths to get a man out of here one time she packed an entire suitcase and got in an uber to the airport to convince somebody she had a flight and she didn't just to get them out of here pack the suitcase my friend did that one time he put on a full suit he got like dressed up like saying it was sunday morning he said i gotta get to a meeting like he put on a suit did his hair and everything shaved went out of the house left and then came right back home took the suit off went back to sleep this was with a guy that i did hook up with and then afterwards it was just weird and he was super weird it was a bad hookup and i told him that i was going to aspen colorado i packed a suitcase with parkas in it zipped up my suitcase fully got in an uber to just like spin the block and then came back and unpacked the suitcase

because i just couldn't do it god i would die if somebody couldn't just tell me like please leave but please leave is so mean when someone wants to be there. It's really like not even who the person is. It's just sometimes, you know, you need to sleep and you can't do that with another stranger next to you.

It's a, like, think about it. It's a person, you know, for what, like with you, like a few hours

and then you got to sleep next to this person. I've never hooked up with someone that I've known for a few hours. I'm joking. I'm joking. I was just seeing it.

Ever in my entire life. That's not shameful. Actually, one time in Las Vegas. Okay. This guy taught me how to play roulette and I won a bunch of money and I was like

and now you teach everybody else that was a really valuable lesson the only time his name was Steen what kind of name is Steen

damn I don't know where he is now he's a painter oof I remember it because it's the only time I've ever done that oh man Steen

I can't believe you all just think I hook up with the weatherman now like I feel uncomfortable let's move on from it because it's the only time I've ever done that. Oh, man. Sting. I can't believe you all just think I hook up with the weatherman now. Well, let's move on from it. Oh, is that the Borat guy? The guy who looks like Borat? Wait.

Like I ship him and Paige. I think that could be a fun journey. Is it? If he said that we hooked up, he's going to die. You should hook up. He's hot.

He's hot. He's a cutie sweetie, but I just couldn't do that. He could do our weather. Could we get a weather segment? No, fuck no. Don't fucking start coming after my bits. I'm going to start giving people a fade. He said he would do.

What would I text you if you ran a weather segment here? He said he'd do a sports segment, but that's probably because he wants this pussy, apparently. That's why. Yeah, and he's offering segments on other shows like he's done he's done he's fooling around with my talent you're so stupid he called you talent that's good talent yeah i guess that's good but i just can't and everyone thinks i'm fucking the weatherman i would tell you guys and he's watering down our weather segment for pussy for pussy for not even for pussy for naked cuddling we didn't cuddle you don't even get no props naked cuddling is crazy

do you think i cuddled this man naked do you actually think that say bye him and steven talk about naked cuddling all the time they're like yeah we just cuddled we just cuddled like no what happened bro they're like no we just cuddled and And I'm like, you can't. I was fully clothed. That's nothing. Don't say anything. So there was cuddling. No. Clothes.

No, bro. Sorry. No, I'm just getting my facts straight. I'm pissed. Whatever. I'm sorry. I brought it up. No, but if someone's, that's like, especially me, because it's like, here's the thing.

I'm a slut. I should have saved this. I should have saved. I'm not a slut. Sound like that. Sound like that. I need, I should have saved this for our should have said like that sound like that but i need i need i should have saved this for our fucking show well we can run no we needed some juice on this one we can we can run it back but i just if someone says that like i did something i didn't do

sexually it's one of my i guess it's like the movie easy a like when she starts going around oh like saying that she fucked a guy just to like get attention and then all the guys start saying it no one believes her But like wow God I'm such a victim But um Sincerely like It bothers me Because it's like

Yo I probably did have sex With someone that night Just not you Like don't say You know what I mean Like don't say I do believe you I know you can totally

Just admit to it It's so funny Ryan's roped into this drama now Like he never wanted to be In any of this real shit Everything I'm calling him after this too He just wants everything

To be a skit Scripted I'm not gonna call him, too. He just wants everything to be a skit, scripted. I'm not going to call him on the show. He's so sweet. That's mean. Hey, what? Yo, why the fuck did you say you naked cuddled me? I am saying that on a call after this. You can sit here for it, too.

I'm literally pissed. It's kind of nice. I would like for someone to make up rumors about me. What? You have such a wholesome vibe. It's so sweet. God, you're so nice sweet it really is cool i really get why this show fucking crushes it i'm so happy that it's back up and running and i was able to do that for

you you know honestly so true i'm just like jeff thank you so much i really i really do think you did this honest to god i don't think we would have gotten it rolling again if it weren't for him. If it wasn't for your amazing team of people who also are awful humans. Why? What did you do? Did you do some pervert shit over here?

They're just in on this bit. Fuck y'all. Dead ass. No, because it was my first time. And you two were just like laughing. Oh my God. I'm so fucking pissed. Because you guys know.

You know. I don't object to it. I was so fucking pissed Cause you guys know You know I'm going to object to it I was talking You know right You know Well I didn't know the tea yet So you like You're going to tell me

Wait nobody else said anything? No cause he told me earlier Amish Aaron was single Huh? I just knew for you Oh no And now you're the problem Hold on

You're a piece of fucking shit Let me call Steven Cause that's my boy That'll fucking tell me the truth right there. He'll give me the inside scoop. I want to talk to Steven. I'm learning all about this little crew. No, let me just call him real quick.

Okay, shit. She wants to know about Steven being pissed at her. It's Steven's thing, you know? Johnny Depp. It was Johnny Depp. Okay. No, you're not here.

Nobody's here. Nobody else is talking in this. You want me to get some intel nobody can talk yeah hello yo what's going on what are you doing what are you doing shit's getting weird bro i just did tana's podcast and she's like fucking just talking about Ryan and all this

shit. I wish they never did that fucking stuff that night, you know? Oh, God. Wait, she brought it up? She brought it up. Yeah, she told me everything that happened. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. I think we just can't do business together

anymore. We just need to fucking find a new girl to do podcasts with. Really? Yeah, whatever. We'll find any fucking girl. Who cares? We'll just get any girl to fill her shoes. We'll get an AI version of her. That somebody will fuck the fucking weatherman.

Or they didn't even fuck, right? They just cuddled naked or some shit. I don't know. That's what Ryan said. They just cuddled naked or some shit. I don't know. That's what Ryan said. They just cuddled and made out. Damn. What are you doing tomorrow? You want to link up?

Shoot some TikToks? YouTube videos, bro. Come on. YouTube vids. Yeah, my bad. My bad. All right. All right.

Hell yeah. I'll hit you up in the morning. Yeah. All right. Later. Ryan said we cuddled naked. Ryan said we cuddled naked. Ryan said we cuddled naked. I don't know damn well I didn't. I'm literally so fucking pissed. All right, I'm so fucking pissed.

Were you there, Omari? You saw it? Bro, Steven's the best. The way he just fell right in. Ryan said we cuddled naked. Wait, when? I don't know. Omari's like, which time?

What the fuck? Damn, I'm stirring the pot over here. I don't like this shit. That was Ryan. Ryan said we cuddled naked. Wait, when? I don't know. Omari's like, which time?

What the fuck? Damn, I'm stirring the pot over here. I don't like this shit. That was Ryan. Ryan said we cuddled naked. I don't know! Amari's like, which time? What the fuck? Damn, I'm stirring the pot over here. I don't like this shit. That was really hot. Oh, I'm hot. I didn't expect that. Oh, I'm hot!

I'm actually so fucking pissed. This is the first time we ever uncancelled. I think that... I'm pissed. We did it. We fucking did it. First time ever uncancelled. When you're in high school and you hook up with the guy who says they did more.

Wait, we just said that. Wait, someone in high school told everybody that I shaved his balls in the shower. I'm not kidding. And how the fuck do I say it? Why would anyone make that up? You know what I mean? So everyone was like, obviously you did it.

I'm like, why the fuck would I shave somebody's balls in the shower? But then I was the ball shaver, ball shaver Schofield. No. For a while. And that was... You used to be so naked. No, I think it was like... I'm so fucking drunk.

You know how much I love Ryan too. And I ride for him, but it's like, bro, like... All right, move on. Let's move on. Next topic. It was real to him. Let's get bro like all right move on let's move on next topic it was real to him let's get it was what did you say nothing what's going on on tiktok news you're gonna get tiktok oh my god i'm so fucking pissed.

That is so hilarious. No, hold on, hold on. Don't walk. Don't walk. Can't wait. Do you wait? Not to? No. No.

You're getting just the fuck out after this episode. I'm so sorry. No, you have to. No. Because that's the fucking, that's the,

we need this. We need the rest of the story. Literally, fuck all of you and you're like living for content life like Ryan and I are actually good friends

like I'm so nice and we have so much fun like that's wild you guys cuddle but how the fuck would it be to like call him out on Jeff FM and be like

you're gonna see him and say this shit and just make him sweat you know why look you know why she doesn't want to call him out publicly on the show cause the truth's gonna come out

she's gonna say why did you tell them that we naked combed? She's not going to. You're going to stop my fucking toe. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. That's why she doesn't want to do it live on Jeff FM. That's why. And you know what?

If she doesn't do it live on Jeff FM, that means she called him and she said, hey, I'm going to pay you money to hush money. She's going to like, stop saying this. I know we did it, but you need to stop saying money. She's got like, stop saying this. I know we did it, but you need to stop saying this. You're a psycho gaslighter manipulator. I really just, I'm pissed. Honestly, my feelings are kind of hurt. Like that's a crazy thing to say.

I don't know, to lie on me. There's people that don't have water in the world. There's people that don't have clean water or electricity. So you want to be mad about this? You want to be hurt about this? Go with no water for the next 48 hours. I gonna be texting don't text him don't text him don't text him because i know what you're gonna do listen we got tiger king coming on the podcast on monday do you really yes we do we have him calling in we should get carol uh no no no we

gotta pick a side here we can't be they... They found her husband. They just had Tiger King on screen. Yeah. They did. He's alive. This is pre-recorded. You know, we have Tiger King coming on. So you guys probably already saw that episode yet. But right now, I'm kind of at the point... Look, did you...

Those fucking nails tapping away. He's just like me. She just sent paragraphs, man. I said, oh, I hate you. Call me in 30. We're fighting. No way. Why'd you do that

You ruined it Because Naked fighting I'm a real person too Jeff You're like no you're not No You're my little AI robot No you make money

Appear on the internet It's magical Your life is not real You get paid in Snapchat crystals That become rent and food It's a fake life That is really amazing If you and food. It's a fake life. That is really amazing if you think about it. It's a fake life, so you have to sell your naked cuddling stories.

Whatever. Sorry for you. A story it is. Whatever happened that night happened already. It's in the past. It didn't affect any of our work relationship. I was just joking. Cuddled naked.

Cuddled naked is crazy. It's so funny. I'm not talking about the best time. Thank God. It's so funny. It's so good. You know? It's so specific, though.

It's one of those things. It's like, who would make that up? He's so fucking pissed right now. He's spiraling. She's plotting his death. Fire. Kill yourself. I didn't know that that He didn't say anything

No Amari do you know I'm sitting on the couch Amari Thank you And you Horizontal Fuck I'm literally so pissed

Fire is here too Like I'm just sitting Oh Like what's That's so funny Maybe you know I guess it could be worse We should be very special

I'm more so my feelings Are just hurt that he like Lied on my name Well I think it's nice That he made up a my feelings Are just hurt that he like Lied on my name Well I think it's nice That he made up a wholesome lie About you Like he could have said That he like did anal

Maybe he said you guys Just like fooled around And maybe I took that as Fooled around is worse What the fuck Maybe he said you guys Just like kissed And were like

I don't know We gotta respect Ryan's privacy too you know because yeah this is his truth also oh my god i'm gonna have a c-term so no listen let's respect ryan's privacy i think we should cut this whole bit we're gonna cut a lot why i talked about it for a good 30 something minutes no we're not we can't cut that that was funny i think i'll well i guess cut anything too i don't want him to like kill himself, but I am going to cuss him out after this and we'll, you know, leave some of it.

Yeah, we can't have him kill himself. I know, we talk. Fucking asshole. Oh my God, I'm so pissed. Yeah, you know what? Fuck him. Put it in. Put it in.

Hopefully his ex-girlfriend fucking gets mad at him you know yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying i'm putting your dick in me like we're cuddling that actually is a hole in the story for sure because like i don't it can't there. If we're cuddling naked, butt to nut, like, like butt to nut. Like at least a tummy. Oh God. Yeah. Cause no, no. No one cuddles naked.

Yeah. I don't believe that. Cause you would, you would be like, just put it in. If I'm getting butt ass naked, like we're having sex. Like, you know what I mean? That makes no sense. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't think I've never cuddled naked. Like one night. Yeah. You're not the one to be like, no, not tonight. I mean like you could cuddle and say not tonight, but then you're clothed or, you know, like, I don't know,'ve never cuddled naked Like one night Yeah you're not the one To be like No not tonight I mean like You could cuddle And say not tonight But then you're clothed

Or you know like I don't know Whatever You're right Yeah if you get to that point It's coming off Like it's going somewhere One of the holes

One of the holes Somebody's story's not adding up I'm so pissed Okay Well Jeff Thank you so much For coming on I'm glad I could help

We covered so much After sort of cancelled It's not how i thought it was gonna go but i'm sure we'll do more you know um you know you've had a long day we've all had a long day we're on a long day i seem tired oh ryan's calling me we're both in our outer all crash see this is jeff answer it now come on answer it unless you have something to hide she does have something to hide i don't want something to hide but like that that's like mean right no because you get to

cut it oh now you're opposed to being mean yeah sorry i don't want us to see that's the problem calling yeah yeah you can call him back she's fucking he said i'm at a concert she he's at a concert the life this kid lives man He's at a fucking concert What concert is he at? I'm just gonna send a photo of you No no no no no no no Stop that No

Call him back You're on the podcast The episode's gonna come out I don't care about that But don't make it like I'm over here Talking shit Cause I'm just

Doing your fucking show. Yeah, no, she's scared. At this point, y'all think I fucked him and sucked him for all I fucking care. This is a beef now between me and Ryan. You won't answer his call in front of us. You got shit to hide. This part, I guarantee this shit doesn't see the light of day. Well, yeah, this is just awful.

Who wants to tune in? I'm making a fucking side episode right here. The truth. This is the truth about what really happened. She's scared. She's scared to call Ryan because she naked cuddled him. That's it. I got what I needed.

Brooke's here. She saw it. Confirmed. So confirmed. I ate his ass too. Shit. At this point. Don't be sarcastic about it.

It's the truth. Don't do sarcastic about it. It's the truth. Don't do sarcasm right now. This is the worst moment of my life. No, it's not. Honestly, I fucked some fucking lizards. I should have just fucked him, honestly. But, you know, whatever. He's hot.

Yeah, you guys are going to build up so much tension that you have to fucking. No, I'm kidding. Jeff, thank you so much For coming on We loved having you I'll be on Jeff FM this week Tiger King episode Tiger King Probably a little Ryan

Weather segment's gonna be wild Probably a little Ryan Confrontation in there I'm sure Oh yeah If you don't Fuck him first Good luck on your date

We hope you find love After seven years Jeffrey Dahmer Thank you Yeah keep us posted Do not Do whatever you were Planning on doing cuddle yeah i'm gonna make it cuddle this girl yeah you better make it cuddle the fuck out of her see this is why i drink because like now i'm pissed and i want to drink i got my i got my sober i am sober daily review oh thank god now that jeff is

gone i have a bunch of topics for us to talk about i'm trying to like calm cool calm calm and collected yeah exactly decompress that was like an emotional high and now i'm just back podcasting with the girls and oscar and aaron who i love so much i'm just kidding um it's funny because um jeff is such a good conversationalist but you can never talk to him about like tiktok shit because you have to like educate him you know what i mean yeah i get scared with jeff like jeff to me feels like like if you were to do a stand-up set and no one laughed like because he's so dry that i feel like every time i do make a joke he's just like and it makes me so insecure so then i just get really scared to talk to him so now you're gonna do it too i was just sorry i'm not no i just i hate him i'm kidding

i want to talk about the mckayla shit on kim kardashian i have spent the entire week this week plagued apparently this is like a thing like an audio fixation like and i've never known a word for this people were commenting this on my tiktok like when you get fixated it's like a thing with adhd and like other things too where you like get fixated on just saying the same thing and i've always done that like had one word or one phrase like it'll be like i've always said that or slay or like whatever it is yeah but all week it's been kim kardashian and i can't stop doing it for the life of me and now have you seen how that trend has like snowballed into like people scaring their pets with it yeah i love that i love a good cat scare i was in tears last night like at people scaring their pets with the sound

and shit but then it's kind of now just snowballed into people making fun of like everything she does and i just guess i want your take on like is this bullying yeah if it's that funny yes but i don't think we should stop is the thing i think it is bullying and it's wrong but how fun right no because here's i'm totally kidding but i think like sometimes bullying like that's harmless bullying like i don't think that she's like really gonna get hurt over that i think she's probably laughing at it it's like team bryce on god i that's what i was just going to say i literally wrote this in my notes like when team bryce on god happened like i was well aware that the entire world was making fun of me but but yeah but it was fun to be in on the joke and like duet shit and like laugh at it and say it more and whatever even

with her original scandal the like mascara gate if she could just like play into it yeah but i think that was probably like against her contract like she probably actually couldn't but like later down the line she could have been like and y'all know i love mascara mascara you know or like if she just came on and just faked a completely american accent and was like what's up guys kim kardashian Like just like did something Because I feel like now it's snowballing into people Just hating the shit out of her for everything she does Yeah but I feel like everyone just has to hate somebody sometimes

And just today it's her Give her like a week and it's gonna be somebody else But I just wish I feel like I wish I could see from her Her like just being in on the joke one time And I think people would like kind of step back from it I think so too But then sometimes As soon as someone is to do that

Everyone's like Ugh it's not funny anymore But that's kind of like Then it dies But then it's like Okay get off my back Yeah exactly Like I'm

Yeah if she did it in a corny way I guess I like her a lot I think it's funny Honestly if she is faking an accent Hilarious And we all know you love an accent faker What's with those shoes wait you

hate these shoes i know there's a tag still on them and i've seen you wear that at least a thousand times oh my god there's a literal 500 tag on my shoes at least it's a flex yeah keep that on there honestly put them on my boots that's crazy i've worn these like a hundred times unfortunately oh my god don't they look like she's wearing like etnies i love the vibe i love lonvin did you ever wear like fat farms i did i wore like dc's and etnies for a second i was in my like little emo girl warp tour era so was i you know what it's funny i used to like love when jeffree star was like doing music back in the day on like myspace that was my shit someone commented on the last episode of cancelled and they were like i think you guys should make it a regular segment where you address when

influencers talk about you you know what i mean yeah it was a top comment i don't know little did they know in the last episode i we cut a pretty big conversation that we had about mads lewis yes me checking how i look because i know it's going to be all over BFFs. Just because I didn't want to necessarily give it the light of day, but then BFFs found something that I said on our episode with Hannah Burner about how Mads said my Coachella looks

were boring or whatever. And first of all, I just want to say, should we pull up the clip actually? Yeah. Fans believe Tana was indirectly responding to Mads' comment about Tana on BFFs. When Mads came on, she said that Tana's Coachella outfits were boring and that she doesn't have beef with her.

But Tana switches up on people. Boring. You know Mads hates everything right now. I don't hate everything and I don't have beef with Tana. She just switches up on people. Okay, let's see. Let's see the clip. When I look back on my old anything, like interviews, podcasts, TikToks, everything.

Even just this week, this girl was like kind of coming at me on like a podcast. And I was like, me two years ago would have a seven part series disorientating why I hate her, her life, her existence and every bad thing she's ever done. As if I've done nothing bad ever. You know what I mean? Like just like rose colored glasses on completely. That's growth. A mature Tana Mongeau. Good for her. I think that's growth a mature tana mojo good for her

i think that's really wow like that should make you feel so i'm not gonna lie a dave fortnoy pronouncing my name right how to be like such a rolling on molly like that's you can't say john adams that's what i'm saying like how are you getting mojo right it looks like someone smashed their face on a keyboard like thank you so much dave and i do think that's the only nice thing he's ever said about me in history and i'll take it and i love you i want to go on bff soon and like you know talk about all this and or anything really but i am going to respond to this once and for all and i have bullet points okay just they they just praised you for not responding to it and what you're going to respond to it now instead because it's just all over my

for you page and it's starting to pit like, because even the comments on that, like, someone commented, like, love Tana, but she does switch up. Like, she switches up, blah, blah, blah. I have had the same group of friends for the last eight to ten years, for the most part. That's true. Like, I mean, you joined maybe a little later. Lila joined maybe a little later.

But since I have set foot in LA, I've been best friends with like Ashley, Amari, and Hunter. And like everyone else, Ari, like everyone else surrounding that, I hang out with those people every day. I've never once switched up with my friends. I ride for my friends. Like if you fucking hate someone, I fucking hate them.

If you need me to have your back, even Jeff, it's like cut these people out, duh. Like I ride for the people I'm genuinely close with and it's like what I said on the last episode is it's like Mads and I met via social media we probably exchanged 25 story replies or dms which you know how little those mean to me per the last episode yeah 225 with olivia bryan yeah i think i clout tried to clout farm with her and like do a paparazzi setup because that was my tiktok era and i was like this would be funny we had one phone call one time when i was drunk as fuck on a boat in mexico where she explained the whole nessa jayden situation this was before i knew nessa and jayden far better than i know her and I was

just like yeah girl like you deserve the world like I don't even know what I fucking said to be honest I was just like drunk and listening and probably wanted the gossip and whatever we've never hung out when the sun is out we've never hung out alone we've never done anything together at all I've like a friend would do at. We've never like had a phone call like just a normal one like ever again. Like I couldn't tell you anything about her. And how can you say someone like respectfully Mads. You don't know me well enough to know what me switching up would look like. You were never in point A for me to switch up to point b you know i decided that

i felt like we wouldn't be compatible as friends so i and yes i might have said things on the internet or unfollowed her or whatever and like now maybe i'm different and wouldn't act like that but at the end of the day that was me deciding and sometimes you maybe hear stories about people that make you realize maybe we're really different and i'm sure like more information and you just decide maybe and i'm sure she could say the same about me but it's like i just decided to cease all i'm like i'm not gonna reply to your stories anymore i'm not gonna like talk on the phone with you like i just think you know what i mean like yeah i don't understand how that is switching up so We I'm confused because when

I saw it I was assuming that it was About you and posting like her ex Boyfriend no like you don't Think that has anything to do with it at all well she Hasn't liked me for a while I Think I don't I mean she says we have no beef It's not that she hates me but I mean like the Unfollows happened and like I think

She's talked about it on a podcast I don't I've also Just heard through the grapevine like you know she'd be talking on the podcast i love that about her she's just like she talks her shit like and now who she is like now on social media i see things and i'm like damn like she's just like me for real she's airing people out and like good for her and she says her opinion and yeah but it's important like it does kind of make you look shitty if it like looks like you guys were really close friends and you just all of a sudden popped out and like I also just switched up it just like like I wish people could see how much like LA influencer acquaintance world is like there are people who are my acquaintances or friends as influencers and we weren't friends and now we're cool and like

whatever and like the way this whole world works is people are just like fake and weird and that's why i've kept the same 10 hometown or jump from la friends from the jump because it's like all of this shit is so like fleeting and weird to me anyways so it's just like to me switched up would be like if you tomorrow like went and did some fake ass shit to me because we are genuinely friends and we hang out all the time like yeah to say that like just now like we don't follow each other so i switched up yeah so like la influencer world and yes it is i agree like maybe she could say like at one point i was being way nicer to her and then like i decided to cease that and if that's switching up to her then that's switching up to her i then that's switching up to her, I guess.

But it's not to me. But there's the difference between like switching up on somebody and just like changing your mind or like getting more information or like deciding. Yeah, I don't know. And I guess now it's like anytime someone sees me interact with someone that I wasn't friends with and now we're cool or anything like that,

it's like, oh, Tana does. Like it just is fueling this whole narrative. And it's like, I don't know, like a lot of things don't bother me. But like, how can you be someone who switches up if you've had the same 10 friends for the nine years? I feel like the people who really follow you and know you know that it's the only people who are saying that kind of stuff about you are people who don't really know you that

well. Yeah. And it is frustrating. I, you know, I hate that. Like seeing people like comment things and they're wrong and I know they're wrong, but it's like, I'll just ride for my friends to a a fault like it's even like maybe when you should walk away from someone but if you ride for them or maybe like your friend is really mad at someone but your friend is wrong you know it does it bothers me too though because you are like you are if

nothing else a very loyal friend I feel like you're very like I don't know I can't like I just like I have my my real people's back and my real friends outside of this fake awful world where everyone is best friends and not every day and I can also say like I can take some accountability and blame for that because like in the influencer world I'll play into it I'll be like oh my god Bryce is my best friend yeah Bryce is my best friend forever but he's like my LA influencer fun friend not like literally my core group of people you know so maybe i could see where there's some confusion there like people just thinking people are closer than they are because of the shit they post but yeah i don't know i i get why it bothers you but

i don't think it should yeah maybe one day i'll see her and we'll talk it out in person and yeah if she if she can explain to me why she feels like I switched up, I would take accountability and apologize, I guess. Honestly, maybe it didn't hold much weight. Sometimes she'd just be saying things. Like, honestly, I swear she just, it's so fun. I love like watching her on a podcast because she'll just be like, yeah, and this person, fuck this person. Five days sober navigating life.

We'll see how long we go. I'm about to go to dinner with everyone. We are after this. But we'll both be sober go. I'm about to go to dinner with everyone. We are after this. But we'll both be sober. Yeah, and that's going to be fun. And we'll see if, I'm sure we'll get some content out of that. That's probably the best thing about being sober is watching everything that happens with like a clear head.

The reason I wanted to do it with you, I was like, I just feel like it's fun to do it together. But it's hard because like so far I haven't been around you and other people, just other people. Guys, thank you so much. Should we just, should we? Or go ahead. Go ahead. I'm with you. They're just like, guys thank you so much should we just should we or go ahead go ahead with you they're just like oh okay good yeah that's true that's true it takes i feel like it takes like a month they have to know you're serious about it and nobody thinks i'm serious about it it took 30 days of me the first time around like really being like no no no no no for people to eventually stop and then that's when it got like better too

because it's like i hated going out and that's all everyone wanted to talk to me about you know what i mean like i was like do i just fake it like because i just like could it like yeah you know being a whole topic of conversation yeah let's go to dinner let's have a good night fuck everyone thank you for tuning in to another episode of Canceled Podcast. Love you.