Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 37: EXPOSING HOW MUCH MONEY TIKTOKERS MAKE with Leo Skepi Ep 37
Episode Date: June 2, 2023This week on Cancelled we are joined by TikTok icon Leo Skepi. They discuss social media strategies, their personal lives, and a fight that broke out at a bar. The overall tone of the this episode is ...light-hearted and funny, with them discussing personal matters and their take on issues. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com, and use code [TANA]. Don’t forget that you came from your dad’s balls. This year, show your original home some love with MANSCAPED™. Use code TANA for $20 off your first SeatGeek order. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/TANA Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast.
That was so good.
Thank you.
That was so, so good. Thank you. I rehearsed before I got here. You did so good. Were you like in the mirror?
Like in high school musical? What did I do? I can't do it because my Botox. That lip that lip
flip that lip flip won't allow me to do anything like that. I just want to preface the very
beginning of this episode by saying I'm so violently high.
Wait, what was that sound?
Is that Leo?
I'm not even high.
And was that the doorbell?
Oh, no.
And our guest is here.
And I thought we had an hour of talking before our guest got here.
And I'm so high.
Oh, my God.
What do we do?
Oh, fuck.
Leo Skeppy is here.
TikTok icon legend.
Hilarious.
You keep it so real.
You're so smart.
I'm fucking obsessed with you and I'm so happy you made the time.
For you, of course.
Well, I love you.
I'm really happy you're here.
You texted me the other day.
I was like, I need to get you on canceled.
And you sent me your agent.
And I was like, he already is a fucking agent.
Like, go off.
Like, I feel like you, it's been overnight.
Do you have an agent?
You have five agents?
One is on the way.
Really?
I don't think we've ever had a guest come like with their agent or manager and they're probably gonna walk in and just see this
oh what if they're like cut that cut that no that's why i have her coming in case i talk too
much shit that's smart she can take notes of like cut this because i was on zach sang yeah and my
manager had a list of all the things we have to cut out imagine i just i just trashed my entire
zach sang episode like literally the whole episode said, don't put that out.
She cut the whole episode.
She said, not any of this is usable.
Not kidding.
I love Zach Sang.
Wait, get back to me and how you love me and all that.
You're so tall and handsome.
You remind me identically of my best friend, Ari.
Like, you guys have, like, such similar personalities.
Like, even that, Ari would say that.
Look at his face.
And Ari would do the same thing.
And I would be offended, too, if you said that to me no offense Ari I've always said you guys when you
meet are either going to be best friends forever inseparable or hate like it's like too similar I
feel like sometimes you can't it's like putting two betta fish together you can't do that sometimes
because it's like too strong of personalities and I'm so fucking excited for it honestly it's like two strong personalities and i'm so fucking excited for it honestly it's gonna
be everything you're actually already beefing my friend group right amari and ashley what did they
do so amari told me a little bit ashley your side just never responded to my message last time i was
in la no like she made a whole like tiktok about me and was like talking about it on like friends
only and all that yeah and like friends on like only tick tocker was that like i thought it was i can't see this no no no so she made a video like like we was
friends and then i messaged her i was here she ignored me so she hurt my feelings so she's
cancelled she is literally my best friend and i don't she doesn't answer me so i completely
understand she's cancelled she's over actually done who else amari now amari's wrong though he
told me and i think i know he's wrong amari literally sent me his number and and was like, oh my god. We're gonna hang out. We're gonna hang out
We're gonna hang out guess what we didn't do
Guess what he didn't do text me the fuck back. Why are you giving me your number to ignore me?
That is a really good. Yo, that's so we got beef, but it's so funny cuz I'm like that's so valid
But I feel like I frequently give people all the time
Do you actually want to know that I had text Leo Skeppy on my to-do list?
Like, this was, like, literally to-do list because I knew if I, like,
hit you to go uncancelled and didn't respond regularly, you'd cook my ass.
So I have, like, a constant reminder to be like, okay, like,
I can't afford to be cooked.
So I'm going to really make sure I answer.
Are you kidding me, please?
What?
I wouldn't cook you.
But you'd, like like in a good way.
You've been cooked enough for being like irresponsible.
Like I would just leave that be.
I wouldn't like.
You're so real for that.
I'm so ego driven.
Like I'm never going to say somebody didn't reply to me.
Yeah.
Like if you just ignored me, I'll just shut the fuck up and take it.
Yeah.
One hundred percent.
That's fair.
I'm like that too.
I agree.
I do agree with that.
Amari was excited though.
He was really excited you were coming yeah he's he actually like compiled a list of so many questions
to ask you and shit like for me like it was really sweet well i'm my feelings just got hurt
like i'm very like tough and like yeah with it but like my feelings be getting hurt over nothing
like you don't respond to me that's my well yeah the way he said it yeah i feel the
same way i'm very easily hurt by things i'm i'm just so dramatic so i either like so don't care
like at all or i like freak out over nothing that was the whole last episode me freaking out over
nothing it's usually a beautiful view but you can't see it right now it's really foggy right
now it's kind of crazy oh my god the whole window's open where the fuck am i i don't know honestly i love this tana mongeau's house which is really scary
it's scarier than space you know you you can leave at any time if you get uncomfortable right
i'm just gonna go that way no we should try to get all the crazy stuff out of him before his
agent gets here let's do it i'm like so who do you hate yeah so have you have you met like an
influencer you don't fuck with yet or do you have any fun like fucking stories for us or is that too crazy with names sorry um i haven't had a bad interaction
with an influencer in person i have had some fucked up shit happen like in the dms yeah tell
do tell give them aliases we like let's make it to where no one can ever even guess we make up
names sometimes i it's so obvious who it is it's the only guy i've posted a video about well i don't flirt i
don't go in we're not yeah we're not gonna talk about it yeah we don't have to talk about later
i'll tell you you're gonna shit yourself i want to know damn because i was on my list of questions
to ask you was um i have his name blocked on all my comments blocked on my
live like so people can't i'm just waiting for the association to die down so people stop fucking
asking i don't know if you want to leave any of this in but i can relate to that like i'll say
i have a crush on someone or something and then people like never let it die and it's like i that
was three different tannas ago like i don't have a crush on you know like now but it's like forever
associated you know well my crush for you will never die.
No, deadass.
Like if I was straight, I would have like been claimed you.
No, honestly, I saw you.
And obviously my immediate first reaction, I was like, oh, my God.
And then I was like, oh, my God.
We're going to make out when we drink.
I did not.
For sure.
I'm dude.
I have such a serious problem with that.
Like I make out with all my friends when I'm drunk.
And then, literally, the last episode, we were...
I didn't make out with Ryan!
Shut the fuck up.
But the last episode...
The last episode, I was going into that.
I just have an issue with that.
Okay, me next.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm literally ready.
What have you done out here so far?
Done what?
Like, in LA.
Have you gone out?
You went out with Spence Wah.
Girl, in my mind, like, what have you done you done i was like how did you know i didn't
no she's super high right now i'm sorry did i even tell you that i'm so high right now i can't
tell wow incredible just letting you know maybe now girl when i get high you can totally tell
but no i've gone out i went on two other podcasts
dom was one of them love him i love him i made him cry you made him cry on our episode what did
you talk about deep i love that i'll tune in i'm like i'm the number one podcast in education
for a reason i get to the deep you do i saw this clip of you god what were you saying
really touched you no no no no because it did
but i'm high you were talking about like that the best like if someone cheats on you to not respond
because the best form of like getting over that was like you know what i mean not giving them the
validation of knowing they like like revoking all access to you. Yeah. The best revenge. Like imagine you fuck up like with Tana Mongeau.
And then I cry and throw fits and fucking like have to fuck their friends and be like,
I should just revoke all access.
It really didn't move me.
That would fuck you up.
Well, like me.
Well, no, I saw that and really was like, that's so the way you have to live.
And anytime I've ever done that, like life was just healthier.
You know, I don't think I've ever successfully done that like revoked access ever in fact i'll like i'll
beg for them back i need to beat some toughness into you because i've been listening i'd listen to
cancel like i would never leave you at the red rock one but you that is like that touched my
heart too sweet too forgiving oh and him. Sweet is pushing it.
If I meet him, done.
But you are one of the people that you.
He's dead, yeah.
I would leave.
Oh, my God, I'll introduce you guys.
Just so I can watch that happen.
I'm so cool.
He'll go off that.
I need coaching, I think.
How about you?
I feel like I.
That's also all of our guests.
I'm trying to be, like, tougher these days.
I do love that.
You got to realize you're something worth fighting for first.
You got a lot of, like, self-worth issues, but I got you, babe.
Why'd that hit me right in the heart?
I'm like, great, now I feel worse about myself.
No, I'm just kidding.
We got this, we got this.
No.
I feel that.
I'm definitely in the like recognizing that era
and not trying not to be toxic and awful with people, which is good.
But I want to hear on a lighter note,
and I know that you get deep and I love that,
but you're also so, so fucking funny when you're just like lighthearted, like doing
like a fucking Versace haul or like talking your shit.
I live for that side of you.
And last night you went out with Spence Watt and you made a TikTok about a fight breaking
out.
And I started it today and I purposely didn't watch the whole thing because I want to hear
the story from you on the podcast right now.
Okay, let's do it. I still have my little battle wound oh my god
some bitch had an acrylic but some my nails like still in there literally my dna is under some
girl's nail oh my god like how hannah was eating the muffin out of her nail someone's eating me
out of there oh my i've been talking about all week like i keep a full course meal under these
10 things i would love if it was you honestly you can get a piece on this arm oh my god that's beautiful i'm ready i'll give you right after this so we're in beaches yeah
there's like a fight that kind of breaks out and we were inside okay like we were like trapped in
the like a back corner and i'm very protective of who i'm with yeah if i care about you no one's
hurting you yeah i'll literally die before like someone hurts you so this fight
breaks out so i put we're like trapped so i'm like all right so i put spencer and his friend behind
me and i made them stand behind me i was like yeah okay try some shit and i was just like standing
there just like watching observing letting them fight because when i get in a fight let me fight
don't try and break it up because i'm gonna hit you too so i was like i'm gonna let them fight
and security comes and then it's like these couple going to hit you too. So I was like, I'm going to let them fight. And security comes.
And then it's like these couple girls get into it.
These guys get into it.
And then security starts grabbing them.
And they all started like moving very fast toward us.
Yeah.
I'm acting like it's not three feet away.
Yeah.
Like I'm over here already like paranoid.
But they're like coming at us.
So I started shoving them.
Like I just started like bear shoving them away from
who i'm with because i'm gonna give you hit me i don't care you who i'm like i'm with no yeah i'm
going to jail so i started like pushing them away to get them like the back and then security
started like getting more involved people flying like at leo's stepping like it's so funny like i
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So it started getting like a little too much. experts
So I started getting like a little too much I was like, alright, so I gave Spencer my glasses gave him my bag I was at home my shit. Oh, no
Speaking of that I've gotten in fights and lost my earrings before it's most heartbreaking thing
But I'm like then I go to like really shoving them
But I start shoving them like toward the
entrance to like get them away so we have more like doing security's job yeah literally yeah
and so like when i hit them with that final push everybody kind of like moved and they all were
like the domino effect of the whole club everybody was like parting the red sea i can see it literally
yeah everybody was kind of like taken back. They were like, what the fuck?
They all had to get like reoriented after like I shoved them.
And then they kind of like go off.
This guy like comes out of fucking nowhere and acts like he's like saving the day and
turns around at me like he was going to do something to me.
So I got ready.
I got excited.
I was like, oh, fuck yeah.
So before I even like get a chance to like step, Spencer comes in front of me and like gets like he's, fuck. Yeah. So before I even get a chance to step,
Spencer comes in front of me and gets,
he's about to do something.
I was like, what are you going to do, bitch?
And Spencer got my attitude and stood up for me.
Oh, no.
I can't even imagine Spencer doing that.
So I would love to see it.
I love that.
I absolutely love that.
Every time I've ever met Spencer, him and I,
I will say, which is good, because it's way worse when just one person's blacked out.
Like we were both so blacked out every time I've ever met him.
Like it was just like gibberish to gibberish.
So I've never had like a, like I couldn't imagine being like feisty or anything.
I've never had that.
No, he's got it.
I love it.
And like that's the most bonding thing.
And that's the like best love language is like fight for me.
Like fight with me, fight for me.
Like I love that.
Yeah, that's true. Because he knows I honestly exactly yeah so like the guy kind of like
off when he realized like because spencer got in his face and i stood right behind spencer
like do something to him and he's just like it's like the doberman and the chihuahua
he kind of like just off and then security came up to me and was like who were you pushing
and i was like you all these
people away from my people i was like you do your job or i'll do it right like control
the crowd yeah and then they were like oh okay that's good what are they gonna do kick you out
i'd be terrified try it i was literally like i was stepping up a security like and what are you gonna
do like i did your job i hired security he's like i don't get paid enough like you know what he literally was like okay yeah that would be me at any job
ever i'd be like you know what you want a shot they're over there um did you keep partying like
oh yeah place yeah so like things it like died down but like my adrenaline started going so i
was like i need a cigarette so i went outside me and spencer smoked yeah that's like a bump of
bad joke sorry right anyway that was another night
it always is so we had a cigarette chilled out and we went to the next bar it was fine
oh love that i do would you fight for me yeah really she's got it yeah i i like
i just i i never want things to get to that point but if someone was coming crazy at you i wouldn't
leave you like alone i hope you do the same for me i would i did it for lila one time one time at pride somebody started
calling lila like trans slurs and i was like we are at pride oh my god i went insane thank god
honestly that is kind of crazy and bold at pride i guess that's where you go if you want to say it
that's sad well that's awful no she's got it in her i can just tell when someone's got it
you think so you've got it like if someone hurt your friend yeah you'd be like a wild like spider
monkey you would just start like you wouldn't know what you were doing but you would just be
whenever people ask me what animal i like resonate with the most i always say spider monkey that's
literally how i fucking feel or like flying squirrel at all no no no i don't i don't think flying squirrel is for you like the
webs but they're so agile no offense i was gonna say i might be all bark and like if i've ever
fought in life i very much fight unfair like i'm gonna try to like rip your hair out and put my
fingers in your eyes like i don't think i have like boxing game you know i'm like lay down and kick from now on you're just like leo oh i'm god 100 i would
try my best but again not very agile that's true you work out a lot is there it shows okay amari
told me to ask something something steroids like or like did you say something about that online yeah i just finished my first steroid cycle
and you're open about it yeah and people don't like i don't know the oh my god the ozempic
girlies could never yeah them bitches are on that shit oh my god all these fitness people
yeah there's so many i don't have any like signs with brands like i don't have any contracts or
any agreements i'm not working with any because a lot of the fitness people can't be honest about it.
So even if they want to talk about it, they can't contractually.
But also the people that do talk about it be telling half truths because I know the whole fitness community.
Yeah.
They still be lying.
Yeah, absolutely.
So what is it?
It's like pro hormones.
Is that what it is?
Like it's like what is it?
Huh? Isn't it?. Is that what it is? Like, it's like, what is it? Huh?
Isn't it?
Isn't that what it is?
I mean, like in the steroids, basically.
I don't fucking know.
Oh, I did it.
I have a doctor that I was with and then my coach, like they were both telling me what to take and like how to do it.
And you can do it healthfully.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Could they make me look like Ronda Rousey?
Not just with drugs.
You got to work out.
Well, I will. If I got it in a fucking shot no effort at all it's awful good for you i'm trying to get back in my workout shit like
actually working out era and it's like the hardest thing ever for me cardio nothing crazy
you'll never ever ever ever catch me like lifting you know what i mean like imagine like it's just it wouldn't be
cute i'm strong i won a push-up competition the other day with a girl from the challenge
literally this girl we have a friend who like has gone on the challenge like three times she
almost or she was runner up the last season and she was like let's have a push-up competition
is the challenge and i beat her is the challenge like Survivor X, like more? It's like, it's very like, it's extreme like fitness competitions.
Like they have to like scale buildings and like jump and swim.
And you beat this bitch in a push-up competition?
How many push-ups was it?
It was, that's the thing.
No, it, no, it was like, it wasn't that many.
It was like 30.
No, but like.
You did 30 push-ups?
Yeah, I'm strong.
In college, I used to do pull-ups at the frat parties.
Like a very, very very pick me but that was
like my party trick i was like oh my god look at this i wonder if i can do one and then i would do
like a bunch i love this i'm baffled by this i had that upper body i didn't i don't think i've ever
known that about you i did but then i got arm lipo so now it's like nice a little i lost a little bit
of that oh fuck wait i'm glad you asked me.
You were like, you work out a lot.
Like, you made the observation.
I fucking hate when people say, oh, do you work out?
What the fuck kind of sneak this?
Do you work out?
No, I'm just like built like this.
Because people aren't built like that.
Some people are just like, no one's built like that.
No, yeah, no. Right? No. Oh, if they are, I'm like, call me. Oh, my God, I know. Because people aren't built like that Some people are just like No one's built like that No yeah no Right
No
Oh if they are
I'm like call me
Absolutely
Oh my god I know
It's funny because I love
The gym gays
But I hate the gym straight bros
I hate all of them
Yeah they're awful
They're so
I like the fatty
The personality
Like I
Yeah like I could be on a dating app
And if it's even like
Oh my god it's like
Dream date like gym And then You know my my dating that's your dream my my hinge profile says like
it literally says like you will not make me go to the gym like that's just not something we're
gonna do we're not going hiking it's just oh my like i love the girls about our fitness i guess
good for them like they deserve love within their community but But like I just could. Not for me. Never.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
What's your type?
Myself.
Just shorter.
But they could have hair.
Okay.
I need above 5'10".
Okay.
Because I got to be able to respect you.
And then I need lower than 6'5".
Because I'm not swinging up.
I'm 6'7".
That is really tall. That's a a nice range i'm a little upset about
that's six seven is everything dude i like last year i made this tiktok basically saying like
a guy under six foot is your friend like like what do you call and like it went up and people
people always say that to me but now like when they see me like whatever and then i just catch myself with these like five seven in heaven ass men like you do have a pretty consistent
she's very consistent with the five sevens did i always five seven and not no probably maybe five
nine five ten maybe five nine five ten is pushing it for sure yeah five ten is kind of pushing it
and they've always got a little slouch every time i've you think it's the drugs or you think like i just go for like a combination of a few things
dude i always fall in love with the short kings like i almost think that what they're lacking in
the height like got squeezed into their brain like they're funnier or something i don't know
what you have to be you've dated look smart
not a way keyword i said in love with like no i've dated look smart. Not a wink.
Keyword I said in love with.
No, I've dated somebody.
How do you know you're in love with someone?
I need to hear your definition.
How do I know I'm in love with someone?
Yeah.
Because you'd be in love every fucking two days.
I know.
It's so impressive.
It's so bad.
But that's fleeting and then I'll get a grip.
I just live in like Delulu cotton candy land.
But there's a few that I, I can look back over time
and know if I was like actually in love or not.
I think that's what it takes for me as time
to like look back on,
which is kind of scary.
Cause then if I'm like married one day,
how will I ever know until we like divorce?
Anyways.
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i feel like i know i'm in love with someone and i know this sounds so like
bare minimum if i like being around them and i know that sounds so fucking stupid but like
i have to enjoy hearing you talk i have to like like i want to actually hear about your day not
like i'm asking you how your day was because it's like what i'm supposed to do like i want to be
able to do like mundane bullshit with you and like enjoy it more with you like grocery shopping i
always say that if we can't have fun at the grocery yeah we're not gonna work out yeah like
of course we're gonna have fun on a fucking, we're not going to work out. Yeah, like, of course we're going to have fun on a fucking, like,
lavish vacation or some bullshit.
Like, I want to have fun with you on, like, doing the worst things.
And understanding, I think, is love.
Like, I want to feel like I see this person for who they are
and they see me for who I am.
That's beautiful.
It sounds like we need to just go ahead and date.
We could just bypass the fact that I'm gay and it's done.
Yeah, how does that work?
Have you ever fucked a girl?
She's put up with worse.
How many girls have you fucked?
As your agent walks in,'m like hello literally the question how many girls have you um can i ask that or is it is that appropriate oh i think it's around like eight wow that's a lot
that's so funny because i had the exact opposite reaction oh well that's nothing
she's like you're not by your day right yeah? Yeah. I wish I was a low buy.
Was it the eighth person?
Was it the eighth person that did it for you?
Like, after you fucked the eighth girl,
was it like extreme post-nut clarity on 10?
Or obviously, does it go deeper than that?
No, it wasn't like post-nut clarity.
It was more of like, I started exploring my sexuality.
And the more I would like experiment with guys the less
he wanted to play with girls and it would piss me off yeah that makes sense and then have you ever
dated a girl like not for real for real yeah like high school or like young or whatever
it's amazing well that that means you really know i feel like a lot of people like never even try. Yeah. It blows my mind that Amari like really-
Amari like dated like a lot of girls.
Like dated girls for like years and had sex with them for years.
But girl, we knew.
We all- we knew. We knew all along.
Yeah. He was like doing a six step across the floor.
That's how we would like- my friends with strict parents would like-
What'd you say?
Drop into a split.
Okay, Brad.
He jumped in my car today though. it was like really straight of him really swear
to god i was like going through the list of all my friends i'm like i don't have one first of all
if they are straight they're like how do you like what's jumping a car and amari did it for me it
was amazing that's sweet it was he almost got electrocuted i was like trying to get electrocuted
i was like imagine the attention honestly like i don't mean this to be rude, but like, you're the type, bitch,
to get struck by lightning.
No, no, I really believe that.
I feel like if it were going to happen to someone, it would be me.
I always say that about Kyla.
Kyla's the type.
But she's one of our friends, but she just has really, really,
really bad luck.
And it's kind of, she's almost like a TV show character.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, oh, Kyla, you fell down the stairs again.
She just rolled down the stairs like Jason Derulo style the other day.
Have you seen that Jason Derulo at the Met Gala falling down the stairs?
I feel like we have to show him.
You have to show.
That was my most liked tweet of the month.
I quoted the fucking cockroach thing and was like, finally invited to the Met.
Show him Jason Derulo on the stairs.
Could you pull up Jason Derulo falling at the Met Gala?
Oh, the Wi-Fi's down.
Oh my god.
Hey, yo, Bill.
Come on, OnlyFans.
I gotta get a foot pic in there.
The fucking lights are going to go out next.
Hand me my purse.
You need some money?
Please.
Stop.
Like, nothing ever works here. I just just don't i've given up on that honestly
when you move out here where you think you're gonna move you know what part yet hollywood i
got my apartment yesterday oh did you yeah wait i don't like we'll bleep it or something but like
where you want another name yeah where is it at, that's it's so nice
So really the only other person I've ever known that lived there was like loaded as fuck like it's so nice girl Rose Royce is out front. Yeah
Damn it's not real but it's hilarious. That's not real. No, I believed it was real for so long
I was today years old when i found out that wasn't
real and i think that like i found peace in knowing that happened how how would anybody
fall like that though but kyla did do that the other night at dinner that that's what she did
i swear to god i'm like i feel like a kid just finding out santa isn't real like i didn't want
to know that never happened i want to ask you your hot takes on just random topics and tiktok drama okay what do you think of everyone
making fun of mikhailo right now like kim kardashian like i think it's funny as fuck
the bitch had it coming posting a video like that kim kardashian what did you expect i know
she's done a few now do you think her accent is fake there's rumors that her accent is fake um
it happens i don't know because she did she had like the little what's it called like Do you think her accent is fake? There's rumors that her accent is fake. It happens.
I don't know.
Because she did have, she had like the little, what's it called?
Like, you know when you put on like your, what did someone call it?
Like whatever the voice is.
Yeah.
I heard someone talk about this recently, but I forget what they said.
Like, you put on like your customer service voice.
Yeah.
Because like she got bullied for her accent or something.
So people like made her feel bad.
So she tried to pretend like she didn't have the act
yeah that's what I heard I feel like she was trying to make it like not as
pronounced and then like once she got comfortable she started came get it who
gives a fuck about the accent I want to know how much she made for that fake ass
mascara I hope it was a lot honestly she was so much press they got it was like
like guess a number like 250 I mean I yeah I guess I don't know if she's in, like, a long-term contract with them because
then it's, like, could be, like, lots and lots of money.
But if it was just for that one video, probably, like, probably like $100,000.
That's sick.
She's, like, the top makeup bitch.
I feel like at least two.
Maybe, yeah.
You think so, though, for a one TikTok?
Yeah, like, I kind of think $100,000.
But also, the beauty industry, like, surprises me every single kind of think 100,000. But also the beauty industry
like surprises me
every single fucking day.
They got this money.
They got this motherfucking.
I'm looking at her like,
can I say this?
I know.
Can you say it?
If you have to believe it,
you can believe it.
I'll make 70,000 per TikTok.
Yeah.
And Mikaela's like
five times bigger.
You think so though?
Like, yes.
And but like, yes and no no i think they're influencing different
markets i think that is more relatable in the regard that she could influence you to buy a
fucking pony i would buy anything i would buy anything tell me her toilet paper brand and i
would be at the store and be like i should get cotton now too but how many people try but mikaela
it's like makeup like if mikaela recommended it's like makeup. Like if Mikaela recommended like. It's a great mascara. You know what I mean?
I'm wearing it.
If Mikaela was like, I love this jacket.
Like I don't necessarily know it.
Like kind of I feel like is influencing every market of stuff.
And Mikaela is more like you buy makeup because you trust her opinion.
You know?
I feel like you'd make more.
But yeah.
But that's what I was going to say.
But the beauty bitches make the fucking most of it.
So much money.
I regret that sometimes.
Makes me sick.
You tried the fucking mascara?
You could go back in there
everybody bought it just to try it and so no and it was sold out everywhere even trying to get the
mascara to make that dumb ass tiktok we had to like by we i mean page that's my like long time
favorite mascara i'm wearing i literally have it on right now really i really like it but i like
the original telescopic i think this one was like a like a side character i'm wearing original no
i'm not you're not wearing are you wearing l'oreal voluminous on the bottom wow it really gave
you something something i have the worst eyelashes ever you have good eyelashes
look at you i grew them myself have you ever gotten plastic surgery not surgery but i have
filler as fuck where so i have under eye filler okay and i have a botox lip flip so you're
not against shit like that hey oh no you're hot guys either obviously i'm gonna fix it
me too it was bad i've always said that i really have always fucking said that what actually i want
to clear the record like just questions i'm sure people have tana smells fucking good
so does brooke like there's a lot of jokes that she's dirty and stinks.
She smells fucking good.
Dude, I'm not gonna lie.
I actually, I got mad at Lila in fucking Phoenix, Arizona.
Y'all roast her on the podcast.
I don't wanna hear it.
Yeah, that's so true.
But only because she dishes it.
You know what I mean?
So I know she can take it.
And I've always said those are my favorite
kind of friendships.
Cause I hate people who like,
wanna be able to dish out the shit, but can't take it. You know know like me want to take the heat but can't stand by the fire you're
not that bad no because if you cook self-aware but if you cooked me like on some funny shit and
i cooked you back on some funny shit you can handle that i hate people who like whatever you
know um but in arizona she was vlogging and she just said some shit like tana fucking reeks or
some shit and i go you have to stop furthering this narrative. Like, I don't care if people think like most things about me,
but I'm not going to have the general population just think I smell like that
is where I draw the fucking line.
Like, I know I smell good at all times.
I put forth effort into that.
I could shower more, but still, you know, there's like I'm putting the perfume on.
I'm I've never smelled bad.
And I just I needed to say that once and for all
thank you guys so much one more thing i want to add brooke's skin is like fucking glass i love you
her tracks none showing that i'm sure there's one like there's you're going too far i can talk
everything um i think someone kid no it's someone like your skin is really good too
she does she doesn't have any pores which is crazy you and lila tana and lila both have
the worst diets you could possibly imagine not so much now wow and neither of them have a single
pore on their face i have pores as fuck but you have like perfect skin you shouldn't have
perfect skin for the way you live your life i i agree with that 100 i do talk about that all the
time like like the way i eat and just like i'm your lifestyle sleeping in your makeup waking up
with a miami lash on your forehead
like i i definitely i don't know what god was doing there you know but i get the occasional breakout i guess okay well you're beautiful in person though really you really are i'm really
sad to hear that you don't like women anymore and you look exactly like as hot as you look online
i definitely can't relate to that thank you so much um so i just i really love that for you how
how long did it take you to hit six seven like how long have you been there i don't know probably since i'm like
18 really because i've been i'm not kidding you guys i've been this exact height since i was like
nine and i was i towered over everybody else in like elementary school and stuff i was like
so tall so lanky and like they were like she's gonna be Giselle and then I just stopped
No my limbs I'm not kidding I had growing pains I was so long so lanky so much taller than everyone else
Were you gonna stop? Yes
Wait, where did you have growing pains? I had the leg heels
I had him in my legs so bad my mom would have to wrap my legs in like hot towels every night
it was crazy wow your parents loved you if she stayed home no no I was just gonna say that's
the nicest thing I've ever heard your mom do for you oh love you Fawn she's in the dog house right
now oh my god anyway I've been tall I have tall energy spread the word I feel like when people
meet you they do always say like they didn't expect you to be like so short well i don't like i could still be growing that's why i was asking i thought maybe
i had some left in me wait how old are you 26 how old are you you're done you're fucking done
how old are you 25 really i'm about to turn 25 i know do you feel like i mean wow
don't stalk your fucking life tana says she's ready for kids i literally i
think we can have one we'd have a hot kid i've always thought about that like just like doing
having a baby with a friend instead of having a baby but because like i know i'm not
lasting with anyone yeah if you're like destined for divorce anyway it might as well be someone
you just actually want to be around for divorceined for divorce is so poetic and beautiful.
I didn't mean to say destined.
I didn't mean that about you.
I think I'll just be married like two times maybe.
I would get married as many times as I need to do for it to stick.
Right?
Although I don't know if I would.
What do you want to understand about till death do us part?
I'm killing you if you try and leave me.
Oh, wow.
I'm like, I don't understand anything about that.
See, that's why I feel like if I was straight, we'd be perfect.
Yeah.
Because I can handle your bullshit.
And I'm going to throw it right back at you.
You say it.
Well, this sucks now.
Because now I'm just like, wow, I wish you were straight.
But I might hit you a little.
Yeah, that's true.
Because you do be mouthful.
I'm into that, though.
So it's kind of crazy.
Yeah, it works out well, literally.
God, quit fucking around and make me buy a little at least.
Right.
God, just quit fucking around in general.
I've had one of those weeks where I'm like, is funny it's funny till i get there and i swing yeah
when i die when i walk in the gates i haven't i'm just on site
care if i lose or not i'm going to hell anyway i'm gay absolutely oh not absolutely to that
oh man how much longer are you in LA for? Until the 24th.
Do you have anyone that you like really want to meet that you haven't met yet?
Who's your fave?
Teffy.
We love Teffy.
She blew me the fuck off.
Oh no.
Teff.
What happened?
What were you supposed to do?
I love you.
You're so real.
This is why I couldn't blow him off. She messaged messaged well i messaged her like i'm in la because i saw i saw she was in la yeah so i was
like oh my god i want to like see you and then she responded and was like oh my god like i'm
down for like brunch tomorrow it was a saturday and then i sent her my number i was like like
let's plan not this again and then she never opened it still hasn't opened it yeah she does
that but she's she actually is one of those with a schedule that's like crazy.
I she's come to L.A.
probably 15 times and I've gotten to actually see her like once.
I don't want to be mad at her.
Am I feeling?
No, I think the second you do finally see her in person, you can't be.
There's something about her.
She's like, so her energy is she just she feels like a real one.
When I went through my breakup, I hadn't even met her yet. she sent me like a care package with crystals like to get in the mail she sent me
spells i love her she says i love my little witch she said fuck you like let me just let me just put
that out there she's like nothing to cast spells dude i oh i love that that's so cute i i haven't
and you would think for a crazy ass nuts ass ass, toxic ass, try anything to like get what
I want, like or prove a point or revenge ass bitch that I would have dabbled into the spell.
You haven't done any like hexes on anyone.
I've never done.
We should try it tonight.
I'll teach you.
But have you done it successfully ever?
How do you think I'm here?
Insane.
No, that's fucking incredible.
You're like so shocked.
I'm like, whoa.
I'm gonna try so many things when I get home.
And is it like playing with dark energy to cast a spell?
No, not at all.
So there is-
You're already playing with dark energy.
Yeah, that's so true.
I'll like date Chris Miles for two years
and then I'm like, yeah, like,
and then I'm like, that's where I draw the line
with my religion.
Like you've dated the devil manifested in people before tana that aside there is a way
to like cast spells and it go hand in hand with like religion like it not like they can coexist
yeah i didn't know that i want to cast a spell let's do it have you done it yes yeah you just
wait that's so crazy last night night, this witch was messaging Ashley,
saying that someone hexed her years ago,
and Ashley was screen sharing it,
and we were responding to this witch,
and it made me want to cast spells.
A lot of people will try and scam the fuck out of you like that.
Oh, no, she was asking Ashley for money.
I think that someone put a hex on me,
or has my little voodoo doll,
put it in a little blender, Nutribullet.
I might just start writing off all my bad luck to that.
Put my voodoo doll in a Nutri-bullet.
You actually have a little voodoo doll.
Your little tiny Tana.
Yeah, Chris Miles used to like throw it at the wall.
It's so cute.
I want to see it.
It's so cute.
It's like a little like crochet Tana.
It's adorable.
But I want to like stab it with a little needle.
And I've dated several people who like make jokes about like stabbing it.
So I have one in mind that I really want to do what do you want bitch you have
everything that's so yeah i want what she has um what do you want like down to tan i don't even
want to say the things i want because they're actually just so dark i want to get into it
manifest no i i know no okay next thing these are are going to have to stay up here. You're over that one. These are going to have to stay right up here in La La Land because, oh my God.
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Have you ever been in love?
No.
No?
I wouldn't recommend it to a friend, to be honest.
Do you...
Why?
Do you know why?
I've been in one relationship.
Really?
That always scares me to date people like that because I feel like I would taint them with like,
well, that's good.
You probably wouldn't want to date someone like me.
You'd want someone more innocent.
So I didn't mean it like that.
I'm high.
Take over.
I've only been in one relationship too,
but we all know how that ended.
Has it ended yet?
Are you still fucking messaging him?
When's the last time you messaged him?
I'm not. that's a rude question
see where she feels like we're attacking her now no no no i don't i don't i really don't talk to
him anymore oh you're sick you're really you're sick i really don't i actually don't but like
i'm not one to like i check in on him make sure he's not like dead that's i'm not one i i'm not one to i suck at cutting off all communication with people so
badly like i was just amari and ty like i don't want to air them out but i was basically telling
them the other day that like i'm the type of person where it's like if i'm like keep going
back and forth with someone i won't stop until one of us gets in another relationship like yeah well that's like the only way i like have ever that's a bad thing about me i've noticed
is like i almost cannot like be finished with one thing until i'm in another thing so like
someone else has to come along for me to like fully stop communication with the other person
because i need something to like focus on it's such a bad codependency trait that i'm constantly
trying to break.
But I notice myself like in those patterns a lot.
Me too.
Oops.
If you actually are trying to break it, I can, like we can talk about it.
We could do it ourselves.
This is what I do for a living.
Oh yeah.
So you like, that was one of the things on here.
You do, okay.
Talk to me about the plans that you sell or like what they are or like, I guess what you
would title yourself in that regard.
Like, is it giving life coach?
Is it giving fitness coach?
Is it giving help?
It's life coach.
Me as I stare at myself.
But I don't sell anything.
Yeah.
Like I don't sell anything.
I did one-on-one coaching with people,
but then I just, I'm too busy now and it's too overrun.
But when I open my coaching back up,
it's gonna be celebrity and influencer only.
That's fine.
Because there's no one that has a life coach and
knows how to actually do this shit that's also in the limelight and truly gets it 100 they're
hard to find i had a life coach for like a year that was so painful and i got so so so like scammed
that the woman was allegedly in my opinion you don't't want to know. I do want to know. I could say I could probably have bought this person in my opinion,
like five Lamborghinis.
Like an insane amount of money.
It was so painful to watch as an outsider because she was like,
he is all knowing.
He is amazing.
I'm like, he put you on a meal plan.
That's like, so anyone could do that.
Like you could go online and do that.
Yeah, I don't do fitness coaching.
That's one thing.
What I will say is I learned more lessons in that time period that i applied to my life
and learned a lot about my brain and how to manage the problems i have like i think i learned a lot
it just wasn't worth that it wasn't worth that amount of money coach justin bieber though so
it's like he's a fucking shit show so how about that though not only that but we went we went on
to find out he had
like zero credentials like he had no so i definitely it definitely was just a very la thing but i
wouldn't trade the period of time for the world because i think i cut off a lot of people that
were really toxic to me i learned a lot about myself just it just i should have been charged
just like one tenth of what i was charged for you know what i mean it was painful literally call me
i got you.
Yeah, I, honestly, I'll probably just start calling you.
But now, I mean, I was also just in a really dark place.
Like, I was, like, just dealing with, like, addiction
and awful, like, really toxic relationships
that were, like, relationships were controlling my life.
And, like, I didn't understand.
I just felt so burnt out from this, like, lifestyle.
It was, like, the first time that I really hit that, like, rock bottom of being burnt out from this like lifestyle. It was like the first time that I really hit that like rock bottom of being burnt out and
like didn't know how to manage it and manage like serotonin and like, you know what I mean?
Like the dopamine of like the highs of the things that you do, you know what I mean?
You're on a stage in front of a thousand people, like the dopamine that you receive from that
or like, you know what I mean?
You're just doing all this crazy shit, but then you're coming home and you're alone and
whatever, and that fucks with your cortisol and
your dopamine and the way that your brain kind of releases those so you have to kind of learn how to
manage that and put it on a regimen and control those and recognize when those levels are
out of control you have to understand the benefits of this life create and not even just the benefits
this entire life creates such a new perception of reality for you because that becomes your reality for so long. But it's about being able to have an
out of body experience and still recognize that you, you know, five years ago or however long ago
would be grateful for those things and stuff like that. It's about understanding your reality,
but not letting it like skew your perception, I which is a practiced thing you have to i always think like what would 14 year old brooke think about like this yeah like how
would i feel if i knew i got to do this that's crazy and i think it's just important to like
continue to have those thoughts even yesterday with like whitney cummings i just kept thinking
we were i would die for this at like 18 i was dying for it yesterday um how do you do you feel
like you've noticed how did you i mean how
did you grow up i guess first before i ask i grew up like you don't talk about like childhood and
shit like i like went to school that was all fine family was like back and forth divorced shit show
but i went to college and i was a nurse for three years before i started doing everything online so
like i know what you're talking about
with being in touch and out of touch,
because you started at fucking PacSun.
Like you understand the real world.
But like, as you start achieving things,
your current, like every time you level up,
your current reality breaks.
Like fully shatters.
And like what you think is possible,
what you feel safe in, what you know, it's gone.
Yeah, like you hit the ceiling constantly.
You feel like naked.
Like your biggest goal, your biggest, yeah. Like walking forward forward it's like what the fuck you're not used to it and it's
like in a position like you and me now it's like it's so many things every day i wake up it's a new
opportunity new achievement yeah it just keeps stacking and it's like you never get to feel
secure or stabilized like it's like just too much happening and it can get scary if you start basing your worth and your sense of dopamine in those accolades daily because it's like i've been
doing this for so long that i feel like i had periods in my life where it's like i would wake
up every single day and like a celebrity i loved was in my dms like telling me something amazing or
every opportunity i ever wanted would come to me or like just whatever it was like periods of time
where everything was like ceiling i'm hitting the ceiling constantly and then it's like as you keep
doing this there'll be like a year of your life where you don't necessarily feel like that where
you're just kind of doing the normal thing and you like a life find that a lot of people get so
depressed in this industry when they have been doing it for so long because they feel like they
like have had peaks and valleys you know and it's like you have to really battle not placing
your self-worth and your sources of dopamine in those and just kind of take everything as like
this is really cool but it might not this might not be tomorrow this might not be i feel like
that's why like the justin biebers of the world are so tortured because it's like what is there
to even feel excited about it i feel like that's why he had to like rewire his brain to like love
god and random health and wellness things or get married or you have to find like new fucking things because you have to find stability in
something yeah absolutely and something that can like excite you forever i guess that isn't fleeting
i don't know how you're still going me either i'm like i don't really just want to take it maybe you
are agile oh my god yes spider you just keep popping up with the best fucking
no like genuinely like because i have a small taste of what you've experienced for years
and i cannot imagine like the way that you feel the things that you felt and the shit that you've
been through i feel like it's like you have to learn how to like be able to like meditate on a roller coaster like you know what i mean like you you just got to take it
all for what it is i guess and like i don't know i love i guess i always say this but like i see
influencers who are like they put on such an act like they become a completely different person for
their content or for what they do or whatever you
know what i mean and i always say i'm not hating on that because there's a bag in that and if that's
what you got to do and you're okay with doing that do that but over time you can see people
i guess losing passion or interest or seeming genuine in it because it's like not who they
really are and what they really love doing you can spot it every time an influencer comes on
it's like oh i'm burnt out
i'm taking a break from social media putting on a front is what it's what is exhausting yeah taking
a break from it yeah it ain't hard i don't get exhausted from it because i'm myself i'm not
hiding like you can tell who's fake by who needs a break all of a sudden 100 and i'm gonna do a
rebrand and i yeah and i think you know i might be rebranding soon though you know mental health
like take a break for your mental health absolutely but i get what you're saying when you can just tell
someone is tortured by having to maintain this act you know what i mean and i think that's what's
kept me going for so long is it's like if i had to sit down here and be a completely different
person like i would just like have such an identity crisis spiral i would
feel so much more burnt out i feel like you'd resent it too because it's like oh like yeah
this again so i'm i'm happy that i guess with all of this type of shit i get to just kind of be me
so i have to make room i'm still going obviously the work still poor room is crazy free her will
burn you out sometimes but i'm happy that i, I don't know, whatever. Hey.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
Me too.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you.
Like, you're absolutely fucking.
Yeah, slay, guys.
You're killing it.
I think, not that I'm an all-knowing, omnipresent fucking god.
More like Christina.
I don't know.
I'm like, what does omnipresent mean?
It's like, you're everywhere all at once.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I'm probably wrong I find it fun like over the years seeing all these influencers kind of
come up and in your head you kind of over time at least like five years you think to yourself like
I wonder if this person's gonna be around for a long time or like I feel like I can kind of like
tell sometimes when people are gonna be just like just a blip in there yeah you know what I mean but
when I see you i think
that you are going to be around so forever like you just you have so much potential and possibility
with like your personality it's incredible like i see you like hosting a crazy show in like five
years i see you doing so many like insane things that's when it works wow already i'm like god what
am i doing wrong the tiktok generation is something i'm like because
i came up on youtube like and i love tiktok and now i'm like so a part of that and like i'm
obsessed with tiktokers more than fucking anything else but um the growth is so fast and immediate
it's amazing like youtube and i think it's the coolest thing even just like how you like
sent me your agent the other day i was like it took me like three years of like fighting demons in what
i do to get a fucking brand deal to have an agent to have anyone like back you know what i mean my
shit so i think it's so cool to like now we're in a place where there's just like you know what i
mean like it's obvious you like already needed all those things but they get to like come and
happen so quick yeah uta saved my ass that's who i'm signed with uta fuck you funny thing i can i can get you to connect
anyone to uta anywhere near us after this last hour when i was like trying to pick an agency
and pick managers every fucking company you could think of i was like with my i have a manager and
then i have an agency so we were like trying to pick an agency all of them were trying to fight for me and your old manager oh no you
know how many times i've heard this story in a different font girl i don't even know what the
fuck happened with y'all i didn't even open the message it's still unrequested honestly i'm a
loyal fuck even if we ain't met yet like i knew i just love you that's actually so so so really is special i i laughed i mean now yeah i think i said it to them and made fun of it now i'm a loyal fuck even if we ain't met yet that's actually so so so really is special i i laughed i
mean now yeah i think i said it to them and made fun of it now i'm sure his shit is more you know
he was kind of i feel like learning the ropes i was like the lab rat you know what i mean like
yeah exactly so i kind of was you know around for that like i was the guinea pig for it all
so i'm sure now you know now he has a company and a bunch of other people
so it's probably better
but
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good luck
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charge you are you're incredible i can tell you are a ride or die
friend which i really just like that is something that i love in someone because i think it says so
much about them and we were talking about this on the last episode that someone on tiktok this girl
was saying that i like switch up a lot and it like really caught to her it got to me seeing people
go with that narrative because i've had the same friends
for like 10 fucking years and i will like absolutely kill for my people and then i think
i'll be la shit is another world that i obviously dabble in and i'm in but like i have my people
you know what i mean like when you care yeah absolutely and i was like like i don't i'm i'm
not gonna ever sit there and gas myself on a bunch of shit but i know i'm a
ride or die for the people i love so i like love that in people i'm very picky with who gets access
to me and becomes friends with me or dates me or anything like that which i'm working on dating
speaking of this i don't like to go places like empty-handed and i know you're doing your little
like you did your 75 hard now you're just not drinking again right yeah okay well I still brought you
something cuz I was gonna bring you tequila it's like cocaine okay you are
everything you are so hot and I'm in love with you little things for me and
that touches my heart like you you would never fucking know.
I can't reach it.
It is so like, that's such a like specific.
And it's so real.
God, can they just sponsor me?
It is the right flavor.
No, but you're so cute.
I'm getting you a cute ass gift.
Just wait.
It might take like six months.
Because I'm awful.
I'm going to go to fucking Dolce & Gabbana.
And buy Eva's ass.
And cause a riot.
A page is screaming extra hard off camera
because this means she doesn't have to go get any of these tonight those are a bitch to find they
really she's like i know where i called around you that's so sweet that is so so so so so sweet
that's like the best gift i could give you absolutely literally today i was saying i need
to quit so bad i might take up nicotine gum and become one of those people.
Get a patch. Yeah. No, that gives like crackhead. But I just hit. So does she.
You be. I just think the next time I hit a real hack, like a piece of lung might come up like we're there.
OK, like we're we're really it's it's like, you know, like he's a nurse.
I think. Yeah, I think a chest X-ray of mine right now would be like real scary funny thing i'm starting a supplement line it's like a vitamin line wait i love that
but it's all i was gonna name it damage control but i couldn't it was already taken but it's all
gonna be around damage control so anything you do to hurt your body it's supplements to help it
oh perfect so it's like the only reason i take vitamins you're literally gonna get the fucking fattest pr i'm making a daily lung support supplement for smokers
oh that's so fucking incredible and smart if you're gonna do something to hurt yourself
do something to help yourself i do want to try that try it yeah i do everyone hates it fun can
we have a cigarette together yeah will you smoke with me i'll smoke a cigarette with you
what is i bought the thing i don't even know what it is.
I think you're going to hate it knowing you.
First try.
Me, madam, today, knowing you.
You're so funny.
You go way back.
He's my best friend
and I switch up on people,
so watch out.
I just snotted.
What did I get?
Not a text back.
You want a blowjob?
No, I don't hook up.
Do you want a blowjob?
I haven't fucked anyone since last August.
What?
That's so amazing.
That's really good.
What the fuck?
I'm like buzzed.
Wait, really?
I like that.
I love that you love it.
Everyone hates it, so I kind of live for that normally because then no one wants to hit
my shit, but I like now it feels good when someone likes it.
You don't hook up at all?
Uh-uh.
Only if you're dating.
God. I'm picky with who gets access to me that today see and that's so good that's so good i like to like i would love to play along with the narrative of like i'm picky at who gets access but like
you're a wee little rabbit no yeah it's yeah that's the problem is it's not like that i think
i'm so low that anyone deserves it like yeah if anything like i'm yeah yeah i have you're not
getting used you're using people right probably a little bit of both though i guess because i mean
sex is an energy they don't fuck you you fuck them yeah kinda sometimes depending on the day
you know what's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually tell me some crazy shit i feel like someone needs to say something i'm like um
i don't know like what's considered weird what was something have you ever done anything kind
of like experience where after you were like whoa that was some wild shit i just did
not really me neither like i've never done anything like crazy
but like like you. Like you're.
Ask me some shit and I'll tell you if I have or haven't. I don't like the word vanilla.
But would you say you have like freaky wild sex or very much like it's more normal?
Back and forth.
I like vanilla.
Have you ever had a threesome?
Yeah.
What I consider weird is not.
Like I don't look at it as weird.
So other people think it's weird.
I don't.
So like ask me shit and I'll tell you if I have or haven't done it.
Threesome.
Yeah.
I've done two girls. Two guys. Guy and a girl. I don't like it. What and i'll tell you if i have or haven't done it threesome yeah i've done two girls two guys guy and a girl i don't like it what was your favorite of all of
them if you had to rank them in order the two girls really really my little straight era
slay men just be doing too much when there's like a competitive thing yeah you got two guys
it's like a rat race i like can't actually imagine like you know what i mean
is that why you don't like it like why you don't like threesomes it's just too much going on i like
to be able to control what you see and do elaborate so when there's like a third it's like too much to
like take into consideration i'm like i just want the one oh that makes sense i like to enter like
you know when you have sex and you pass that threshold of like hooking up where it's like
you like forget you're in reality and it's like you time doesn't exist and it's just like
i like to get into that little world fuck off no you shouldn't don't i'm like i know i would but
i like to hit that but you can't hit that with three people uh that makes sense like the passionate
part that does kind of make you're too aware of what's going on i've never had a threesome like you're having to constantly think instead of be
in it yeah because like who's getting their feelings hurt who am i not playing with enough
yeah it is like way too like i think and i'm just so like when i'm into someone structured like
well it is you really have to think about the mechanics of it all it's very true i think that
like i would just pick my favorite person and like be like
fucking them while the other person's there every man for himself yeah that's like i'm never that
one but i feel bad for the one that is and i think if it was two girls i would i would just be like
weirdly competitive me too i'm like watch me suck why are you doing that like i would have to like
well yeah that's another thing i told her this i'm like i don't want to compete as far as
performance because i know i can't carry i want to know who pool boy is okay we'll tell you the internet knows
the internet knows i just put him in my coachella vlog and i was like will you clean my the one in
the car um no no no no he's not pool boy i was like damn he's kind of cute pool boy he is cute
can we share him um yeah you can have him i think i think it's funny because my vlogs are on such a
delay that by the time they come out, I'm like with someone else.
When I filmed that, I was having a ball with that man.
And now I think we're pals.
Aw.
Brothers in Christ.
Pals.
Buds.
Have you had a weird fan experience?
Yet?
Because obviously people are coming up to you,
especially because you're so like you.
Like, you know what I mean?
So the other night, it was something something it wasn't like a weird thing.
It just pissed me the fuck off.
Like I got so fucking mad.
So like this girl recognized me.
Was so excited, gave me a hug.
When you see me in public, I look straight.
So people don't know.
So I'm very cautious when girls are with their boyfriends not to piss them off.
Because like I don't want to be disrespectful. So the girl comes up and hugs me and is like so excited i'm
like hi and the guy she was with like all those taller than me i was like god that's a big how
but like i was i'm gonna have to shoot that one it's crazy i was like damn it like i knew he was
i could see him getting agitated with she be with her being so excited over me you should have done
like something like a little gay like i always say something like the girls and the gays got to
stick together so the boyfriend off yeah yeah because i'd like to play that big game
and i'm gonna win i just don't like to have to play that yeah yeah keep it cool bro so he like
grabs her hand after she's being like too excited to see me and like let's go and like drags her off
and she was like wait i want to talk i was like i was like no you're fine i was like have
a good night babe be safe like go yeah and then i saw her when i was walking to a different bar
and she came up to me and was like i just want you to know i was so excited to meet you but you
hurt my feelings and i fucking cried because you were so mean to me she said this to you yeah and
i was like she did yeah i was like wait what
do you mean i was mean to you she was like i was crying i have a video of it you want to see and i
was like no i was like why do you think i was mean to you and she was like you told me to go
and i was like go do your thing the guy was standing right there i said okay let me just
tell you like let me explain what happened because i get you have no negative experience
but i need to explain what i was doing yeah she didn't know i was being protective of her like just being cool
about the guy yeah so you explain it i was trying to tell her what happened and her and her boyfriend
kept chiming in and like i was like listen i was like listen to what the i'm saying because
i'm pissed off now were they drunk yeah as but i was like getting their attention like
listen to what the i was saying i was like she was like he's gay you couldn't tell
and i was like no he was giving very straight bro when he dragged you off yeah and like i was like
i thought you were dating i thought he got mad so i wanted to make sure you didn't have any
problems so i was like go babe you're good have a good night and like sent you on your way and
she was like oh okay she's like my dream was just to have a cigarette with you so i gave her my
cigarette i was like here but like it pissed like, oh, okay. She's like, my dream was just to have a cigarette with you. So I gave her my cigarette.
I was like, here.
But like, it pissed me off.
How frustrating though, because it's like only you know what you meant.
Right.
And she'll probably just carry it home.
Like, I cherish people that recognize me having a good experience.
Yeah.
And when something's misconstrued, I will do anything to clear it up.
But when you aren't hearing me, I get so mad.
Absolutely.
I'm like, babe, I fucking hugged you.
Yeah.
Especially because it's like, I hate when you feel like someone, like you aren't hearing me i get so mad absolutely i'm like babe i fucking hugged you yeah especially because it's like especially because it's like i hate when you feel like someone like you can't
get through to them they just want to believe what they want to believe like if you're trying
to explain yourself and they just like are so dead set on like interjecting you and like dead
set on like their experience of it it's like yeah you feel so like you like in a glass box it's like
am i like are you hearing me at all i feel yeah and her friend was like gassing her up like yeah
they were rude they were i was like shut the fuck all? I feel that. And her friend was like gassing her up. Like, yeah, they were rude.
They were, I was like, shut the fuck up.
He was saying that who I was with was rude.
And I was just like, don't gas her up.
Thinking the wrong shit.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
I've never thought about that.
Like you being gay and like the boyfriends of it all.
Like, like, yeah, because you don't, you don't give gay just looking at you.
But like when my big ass comes and hugs your bitch i would kill myself
100 i like experience that with the boyfriends that you can tell just like are so forced to
watch me like and like like you know like they're trying to like fuck their girl and cuddle and it's
like she's she wants to watch chanel mojo talk about how she hates men for an hour and it's
like you can just tell at our show in in Arizona, we had some girls like that
who you could just tell dragged their boyfriend at gunpoint.
They were going to break up if their girl didn't
get to see Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield talk
at the same time.
I want to go to your next show.
I feel like we'll do one in Houston soon.
And that would be so fun.
I'm moving here next month.
Well, hopefully we'll get an LA show.
I'm scared to do an LA show.
You come on stage. I'll take you to do an LA show. Then you come on stage.
I'll take you to where I go out.
We'll have a blast.
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One of my favorite cities in, like, the U.S. for sure.
I love it. It's the lean capital of the world did you know that oh my god slay i'm like
i know i'm well i'm allergic to codeine so i've never been able to like that's tragic
i know right what happens when you have a cough i don't know like she just naturally has a cough
yeah so she lives with a cough since i got out of the womb honestly yeah i came
out straight up hacking with like a backwood of my hand every seven years your allergies reset i
just found this out so i like need to sip lean and see if i like something bad happens or not
because no don't do it don't do it come on what kind of reaction do you have like nauseous puke
puke puke puke but also like percocets make you do that and like i don't think that's what i'm
saying like i don't think that's like a an allergic no i'm not glor also like percocets make you do that and like i don't think that's what i'm saying
like i don't think that's like an allergic no i'm not glorifying taking percocets i'm just i was
sharing an experience i mean i think or codeine if you look at my instagram and you look at two
photos you can assume i've or my dating history that i've probably taken a percocet but um i'm
good now my comments last vlog like we're like really not vibing with Mike. Oh and I saw him yesterday and he was so like you could tell he was hurt
It wasn't his audience. Um, I feel like if you got him one-on-one he'd be cool as fuck
But when he's great his little performance personality
He is just like that that part of his personality though is so much of who he is
Like he is just extremely extroverted and like center of attention wild and like sometimes sometimes it's really like funny and fun and then other times it's like
can it mike but also like i have a million things about my personality but i'm sure he feels that
way about like you know that like i can be fucking awful too who do you watch on youtube or on tiktok
or like who are you a fan of nobody nobody like i i feel so bad saying that like i watch my
own shit what's your thoughts on who i'm kidding i said charlie d'amelio oh my god that's fine no
it's a joke um what's your for you page like what comes up on your for you page random shit or like
terry joe i love terry joe i'm friends with Keylon in real life. I want to do a live show.
You don't know who Terry Joe is?
What?
Pull her a picture.
I've seen her.
You're so anti-woke.
She goes on live and harasses people.
I love her.
Are you a homosexual?
But Ari's fatal flaw, I guess, is that he's, oh,
the feet are so awful.
Sorry.
Oh, that's been probably happening the whole time.
Wait, let me see.
Because you always say your feet are, like, disgusting.
They're a little disgusting.
He's like, yeah, confirmed.
Blur this.
Turn it a little...
Shut the fuck up, Aaron.
Amish Aaron.
Are they dirty on the bottom?
Girl, how do they look like that?
I've been roaming around.
No, like, the tops.
What's wrong with the top?
They're like, sorry.
No, literally sales are going to decline, guys.
They're cute when they're clean.
No, I mean, I'd still suck one, but like.
No, you really shouldn't.
You really shouldn't suck one.
Every time someone sucks my toes, I genuinely think like.
I don't know.
And I got to get checked.
Have you ever sucked a toe?
Oh.
Just checking.
That's another thing that's kind of like being hit in the face.
Right.
Sucking a toe.
Like, you can tell when someone's never sucked a toe.
What were we fucking talking about?
Oh, Ari.
He's like, he just, he was raised with the silver spoon.
You know, and I will say, I respect
that he's very honest about it.
You know, he's like, I'm fucking out of touch.
I have no reality like that.
At least he like can admit that.
And it's not like a level of delusion, but he was crying all week,
like spiraling because he thought he was going to get a Kia Optima
and putting us all through like it was never an option for him to get a Kia Optima.
Like I was like, just worried about getting like a base model like mercedes like which i guess is his version of like a 2006 honda civic no but so they bought
him a porsche today so the entire ari his family whoever whoever it is um hey family right hey i've
been trying i've been trying since i met him come on oh my god no God. No, it's, it's, I want his life so bad.
Like imagine that just like all week.
You're like, oh my God, like my biggest worry.
Like I might get like.
I don't think we do.
Might get like a base level Mercedes and then you just get a Porsche.
No, but Ari's the definition of like, like, yeah, that's true.
I'd love him so much.
I'd rather be me.
Ari, you're so hot.
You have your own money, bitch.
But yeah, I, yeah, I'd rather be me.
I'm kidding.
But it's just come so easy for him and i
was saying today ari's the definition of like people always say like good things happen to
good like good people like he's like ari could just still be insane and awful and like
yeah and he just gets whatever he still happens so the credit card cycle absolutely every time
every month on the first baby i do want to see the watch. It's right here.
She's dinged.
That's an asset.
I decided to go classy, girl.
Does his arm come off?
Right.
It's in a little Van Cleef.
I really wanted like a fuck you rapper one,
but then everyone told me that that would be ridiculous.
Like this is, I'm trying to enter my.
I don't like the big chunky.
I'm trying to enter my Sophia Richie Grange era.
So, you know.
Sophia would not wear that
But she would pick a smaller watch
It's more like Sarah Schneider era
Way way way more accurate
That's the realest shit I've heard all day
That's the realest shit I've fucking heard
Just steal a Birkin and there you are
Oh my god
Sarah Schneider's life story is so wild
I don't think I know it
She's a G
She's a G She She's a G.
She got, like, accused of stealing a Birkin.
Okay.
But she didn't.
And then she kept showing up to her court cases with different Birkins.
She's so fucking...
You're kidding.
That's literally her.
That's amazing.
That's incredible.
It really is.
Yeah.
I'll enter my property era soon.
I've just...
I don't know.
I didn't want it for so long.
It stresses me the fuck out.
So I just...
But I mean, I save. Like, and I invest. I'm i'm not like a full-blown idiot just like halfway there were
definitely times though where i was just like fucked up and wild like you didn't need a jet
to go to like three states over like get on the southwest flight you know yeah like now i know
that that's a little dumb but even if you spend you live and you learn in a year like you're fine
i just have to grind.
You make so much more. I definitely just have to keep grinding.
Now I feel like I've been fiscally conscious.
That's good.
In my more recent years.
Girl, you have vocabulary.
I like that.
She does.
But I don't always use it right.
Some of them miss.
I'm swinging and I hit like 60% of the time.
The other 40 it's like.
She tests them out sometimes.
And I'm not that smart.
100%.
I'm like, wow.
She's just using words.
She doesn't even know what they are.
She just believes it.
I do.
That's literally the whole podcast.
You say it with confidence
so, like, you wouldn't know.
I know.
And I can always, like,
assume what, like, the meaning is.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah.
I love context clues.
Girl, I'll be using the fuck out of them 100 always always absolutely always
i love that you don't have like a house
i love how like that sounded are you renting i was like yeah i i've always have because it's
like i get so sick of shit that i spiral how much is it here i'll tell you so
stupid here is like i'd pay way more in rent for houses but imagine putting like into a mortgage
or like i agree i just think for a long time i couldn't stay anywhere for a year i would have
bought then you sell the house when you're done and you're not out anything and my credit was
really bad i had a lot of issues with like past financial management and different things that I had to spend like two years repairing a lot of shit that happened to me individually, like inadvertently, I should say, like that I didn't know about.
You know what I mean?
Like just that's that's why when I say to you, like, you're very lucky to walk into this shit and have help resources that are established.
Like I very much came up in the like internet
slash child internet star era.
There wasn't like a massive blueprint before me
or people who wanted to help me that were good
at what they did or like took it seriously and stuff.
People didn't know what they were doing either.
So I had a lot of people fuck on me with money
and payments and contracts and just,
I've really learned a lot from like like
trial and error yeah but I think that period of time was when my business switch like really
turned on like I'd been making money and I was really lucky to get handed these deals and handed
these things and kind of be told what to do and like all that shit but that was when it was like
okay I want to start businesses I want to invest I want to like optimize how much adsense i make i want to optimize how much i make on
everything i do like i i'm constantly like that's when i started constantly looking for new sources
of revenue and thinking about the bigger picture and like even just like when shit like only fans
happened then it was like how can i optimize the fuck out of this because i'd like really
that switch really turned on because of that you know you said everything happens for a reason and it did that's what flipped your mindset because i think
i would have been way more awful with like i just wouldn't have been on my grind as much if it
happened like i don't know where i'd be now a little reality check yeah it was good but fuck
all of the people who did that to me that should happen for you but yeah it just sucks when you're
going through it yeah look at you now basically things are good 100 things are fucking great you know what i mean as great as they can be wow you amaze
me i think we crushed that me too i feel like we've got a lot of time do you feel good about
that do you i feel like now i just want to shoot the shit with you off camera and like really hear
the fucking tea yeah let's talk shit for a second.
Because that's the funny thing about when you meet someone for the first time and have them on the podcast.
You get to have your podcast topics.
But after it's like just so fun to like.
Yeah, I have questions for both of you.
And I'm ready.
I'm ready to give you all the fucking tea.
And have a cigarette.
We're going to go smoke.
Oh, God.
I'm going to watch.
I'm going to huff it.
Leo Skeppy.
Leo Skeppy, you are the fucking goat. I'll post a picture on Instagram. I'm going to huff it. But Leo Skeppy, Leo Skeppy, you are the fucking GOAT.
I fucking love you and your videos.
Everyone go check him out on TikTok and everything
else you're working on.
And thank you for coming on today's episode of Canceled.
Of course.
Thank you for having me.
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