Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 41: Brooke’s brutal BEEF with a TikTok girl | Ep 41

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

On this episode of Canceled Tana recaps her trip to Cabo, running in to her ex boyfriendbad hinge dates, Facetuned private parts and Brooke having beef with a tiktoker. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Visit BetMGM.com for terms and conditions. 19 plus to wager Ontario only. Please gamble responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. There is something so fucking special about not having a guest. I know we did like four guest episodes in a row, right? Three.

And they all were great, all amazing people. But I enjoy filming this podcast so much more when it's just you and me. Is that mean to say? No, that's not mean to say. I feel like we've had like a lot of like built up stories over the past few weeks because you went to Cabo, you went. off off the deep end i've been wherever the deep end is i am like head first swimming in it right now no it's not a good thing do you want to talk about it i mean i've actually been excited to podcast with you because so many things have happened

and i just don't even know where to begin i feel like I don't really know either I went to Cabo and I had been sober up until Cabo and very much had the intention of remaining sober in Cabo which is hard but you've done it yeah it is really really hard to be sober there and I think that I underestimated I don't know just the first 75 hard was so much easier for me maybe now that you know that you can do it it's kind of of just like, oh, I could start again tomorrow. That's exactly what it is. That's exactly what it is. And it's like, I was also very deep in it when I started traveling a lot.

Like I went to Cabo on day like 40, 50. Yeah, and now it's like the sooner you break it, it's like, okay, whatever. It's not a big deal. It's only been like five days. Absolutely. And I'd gone like 20 days and I entirely planned on being sober in Cabo. And then I ran into some friends. And certain people just bring it out of you yeah and it sucks when you

know that you love someone so much like i have so much fun with you but like you also have to acknowledge the fact that like this person might be terrible for me which is actually gonna be the whole and also do you have that much fun with them if you have to be drunk to have fun with them but that's the thing no i have fun with these people sober i just have but it's just like all of a sudden you're like oh i want to drink with them absolutely and i was supposed to be in cabo for two days i was there for eight thank god you were you really almost had me i almost went you were she was offering to bribe me she was doing anything she could to get me to go to cabo because i thought it was gonna be like a sober,

wholesome trip. I was like, we'll go find a podcast studio in Mexico. I still don't. I brought a book with me in my suitcase. Why? I believed you. I thought you were really going to be gone for a couple of days, but I'm not kidding.

At a certain point I was like, are they ever coming back? And the weather here has just been like so freezing, frigid, depressing as fuck. And like all the house shit. Like I've just been like, I've been hating being in LA.

Like I feel like nothing's going right. Like luck to the extent like yeah see whether everything so I'm there and it's like warm and sunny and I'm like drinking and having fun with my friends and it's like one dollar to be there and I just like never wanted to come home I get that and so I came back from Cabo and and then you were on your little drinking bend. I've been decent here and there. I understand that I'm a completely better person not drinking. And hopefully I will get to a point where it's just not a part of my life at all. And I definitely have to run back to therapy. But relapsing on alcohol is the least of my concerns. I really do agree with that. Do we want to talk about what is the least of my concerns. I really do agree with that.

Do we want to talk about what is the worst of your concerns? I know it's tough, but I think we have to discuss it with the audience. I know, but at this point, it's like not even accountability. It is public embarrassment. It is public embarrassment, but those two things are almost always coexist. I guess they do go hand in hand. You relapsed on something worse than alcohol. Worse than drugs.

Chris Miles. Here's the thing. We are just friends. We have not hooked up at all. You haven't? Swear to God, Bible. Are you lying? I honestly think even if I wanted to, he wouldn't want to.

We both are so aware of the fact that it is like we could never ever touch each other again because that is like actively worse in my opinion than like shooting up heroin you did say that like it is like going back and just trying meth like one more time exactly like it's just so awful yeah and terrible and the thing is is i really wanted to be friends for so long like i still do i think he's the funniest person ever I have so much fun with him when we have fun you know yeah and I spent so much of and I don't want to say this in a way where it like cast negatively on him because I do think he's in a better place now but like I spent so much time like really worried about him and like his well-being just if he was

okay if he was gonna live like yeah you know and I loved him so much and I never really got that closure like we just broke up and I spent every day having nightmares about it every day worrying about it like and I told myself after so much time had passed like I would love to be able to be friends yeah because it feels good like to feel like he's close enough for you to really like know yeah to have how he is what he's like how he's doing like it just feels more like safe and I miss him like terribly as a friend yeah like terribly terribly that was my best friend I can like tell him anything in the world I'm closer with him than literally anyone in the world and it like just sucks I'm gonna cry I don't wanna cry you cry no it sucks knowing that we literally can't be friends yeah that is it's I feel like

that's the hardest part of every breakup but like you guys were i mean a trauma bonded relationship too so it is just hard i've seen him for the past couple days and the spiral and it's nothing on him like he wants the best for me like whatever it's just like the person i become when i'm around him is someone i just don't like i get it you're like out of your mind all of a sudden we literally can't be friends and it sucks so bad because i miss him so badly like as a friend yeah but i don't know it's like hard because it's like the advice I want to give you I wouldn't take like I feel like that too I'm like I I can be their friend and you not you just can't almost ever unless of course you guys are both like two actual like completely healed healthy individuals I think it could be 40 years from now and I would see him and I immediately become that girl i was again the day i met him like i don't know what it is you

just fall right back into it's like a i mean that's where your relationship sat and it's like crazy because we talk about it a lot like him and i it's like i've never spoken to anyone in my life the way i've spoken to him like i've never fought with someone like that i've never acted like that like breaking shit and being fucking like actually nuts well that's so hard too because it's like what do you think is like you can't all of a sudden one day just not act like that anymore i mean maybe you could i just don't with anyone else yeah so it's like it's been what like i haven't like been around him in like like eight months or some shit like that so and it's like i'm around everyone else and i'm so like not like that that it's like that's not who i am

yeah and then i see him again and it's like I don't know I feel like you you like have convinced yourself though that like you're never gonna be as that close with anybody and like he's the funniest one and you're always like gonna have the closest like friendship and like bond with him but I think you just haven't like the people who you are like or have dated since or like tried to be I don't even mean dated I mean like of all friends. He's the person that I've like ever been the closest with. But a lot of it was like unhealthy. I know. It was like.

It wasn't like a healthy situation. It's a trauma bond. At all. And it's just like. Their whole friend group. Bless their heart. They're all nut cases. Yeah.

The other night. I don't even know if I should tell this story. Like. Might be mad. Actually I won't say his name. The other night, a bunch of us were all at like Rainbow Room and we all got like dinner,

which should be so fucking normal. You know what I mean? And there was this guy. For the people who don't know what Rainbow Room is like, it's like this bar out here. Nothing good ever happens there. It's like very much like a, it's derived from like the rock era.

Yeah, it's classic. Like every rock star like has spent so much time and done so many drugs and like it's an insane place right next door to like one of the biggest like like rock theaters in la so people would always play shows go get fucked up there that's a vibe and like we're all at rainbow room and we're sitting there eating and we order a pizza and we're eating this pizza and we're all just like hanging out whatever and this guy comes over and he puts his cigarette out on our table and we're like what the fuck yeah you know what

i mean and we all just kind of laugh at it at first but the guys are kind of starting to be like what the fuck this is weird why is this guy lurking on our table why do you just put like put a cigarette out on the table because it's me and marie and ashley the girls and the gays aren't gonna do anything you know yeah like 30 go by, and he comes back over. He's talking to us. The staff keeps apologizing to us, like, for this guy's behavior, like, over and over again. And we're like, it's fine, like, whatever.

But I can tell that the guys are, like, starting to get agitated with it. Like, they're like, can this guy, like, fuck off, you know? Finally, we're all about to leave. And he comes over one last time and grabs a slice of pizza off our table and starts eating it and walks away. And Amari, the guy like grabs the slice of pizza and starts walking away. And Amari goes and hunts him down and grabs him by his hoodie and drags him back over to the table. So funny. So hold him accountable for what he just did.

Like, hey, not holding him back at the table. Like, why did you eat this pizza? Right. the fuck and we're all like what the fuck like that was rude whatever and so we get the bill me and ashley go upstairs to the bathroom we come back downstairs from the bathroom and all of the rainbow room staff is outside surrounding this guy covered in blood what one of chris's friends oh no took it upon himself to rock the living shit out of this man for taking a slice of pizza now i don't know whose team i'm on now but it's also like why the fuck are you gonna steal a slice of pizza like right and put your cigarette out on the table like yeah like he was asking for it but like also like it's funny you had to beat him up i think he just hit him one time still not okay i'm not justifying it but it's funny because all the guy's friends did not jump in they were like

man you deserve that whatever and we had to run out of the rainbow room and literally get into like a moving vehicle and like skirt like that's a crime oh no you dined and dashed no we paid we paid oh okay okay but the fact that that's what you took from that is crazy but that's what you made it sound like but that is really crazy well imagine me in the backseat of this car like going 100 miles per hour it's not a healthy lifestyle i feel like you've you've risen above it i know but it's hard like it's harder than it sounds like or it feels like the hardest thing in the world it is it really like it's the fucking worst thing that's why like i i don't even like i just take it every time

someone says something to me about it now because it's like it's hard not to like care and like want to be there and want to fix that person especially like in a in your particular situation like i kind of feel that way too where you actually worry about that person like their mental health and like how they're doing i think i literally need a restraining order we need to get you back on the apps when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course the rivers is the place over under money lines same game paul a's it's all fine you'll put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with BetRiver Sportsbook. Take a chance.

Must be 19 plus. Available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. What are your thoughts on getting back? What if we did one date a week? Can I tell you something that i've

never told anyone that's some genetic gifts you're gonna die tana you're going to die and i've never told anyone can i start crying we're never having a guest on ever the fuck again by the way you're gonna die and i can't even tell you i'll tell you who this is about when we're not on the pod but or bleep it i just i recently opened a photo someone sent me a dick pic okay which i don't solicit often but when i do she does i do she does and i have seen this one a million times before. Okay. But this time something, I don't know. I clicked it. Tell me why at the top it said Facetune in the title.

I swear on my life. No. I swear to God. This man Facetuned his dick. And he didn't even bother to change the title before sending it. Tell me right the fuck now bleep it but i have to know swear to god i have such secondhand embarrassment i could throw up what's so crazy about it is i saw it and i like i was embarrassed for myself i was like oh my god and i immediately just like i never thought about that man again what did you respond to that photo though?

Well, the thing is that was so long ago. It was like me revisiting the photo like way later. Why? Were you just like horny? No, I just wanted to be reminded. That actually like is making me short of breath. Like when I get bad secondhand embarrassment, I like actually have a little mini panty.

Is that the craziest thing you've ever heard? That's penny central i was gonna never tell you but honestly i hate this man now so it's like whatever i've been waiting to tell you that i didn't think i ever would i don't know why it just like really felt like i had to keep it to myself forever but you like doing that like you like letting someone know that like you kept a secret for a while it does make it like funnier but if it happened to you like it's for some reason it feels embarrassing to me. And I agree. I agree. Because I like that's so bad. Like and just knowing that like he face tuned his dick pic.

And then I'm like honest. And just knowing that the man has face tune on his phone like is enough for me to literally never want him to look at me ever again. Face tune is one of those things that's just for the girls. It's for a woman. And I use face tune and I will never ever deny it so much of it but but if a man uses facetune we have to call the police 100 100 i would rather a man do so many things i can't believe like so many things i would rather send a video of you of him like fucking himself in the ass well what's crazy is i got so

many like he would send so many videos earlier today i did the most single embarrassing possible thing you can ever do this entire episode is actually just a list of my 13 reasons and i'm just gonna fucking kill myself after okay i swear to god earlier today i was texting mr third leg yeah i don't even know what you call him tripod i was texting tripod that's his new name that's his name i was texting tripod and i got a jersey mike's giant sub it's like it's a two foot long and i just shown brooke this man's apparatus and brooke looks over at me and she goes you should send a photo of your hand holding the sub to the guy and say thinking of you i sent it to the wrong man i sent that text to the wrong man and i wish so badly i could tell the podcast who the wrong man is just not the right person to send

it to at all but hilarious you honestly though that's like it was best case scenario because it's like okay it's just a photo of a sandwich at least you didn't send him like a tit pic that's true that is really really true i mean and to be fair the guy that i accidentally sent it to respond and think oh my god i love jersey my favorite today but i was like you have no idea who this is meant for and why you know That's so crazy. I'm not, I'm not a sexster anymore. I feel like I'm reformed.

So as you know, especially in my sober, this happened in my sober era. This was before I went to Cabo. I was still sober. I was doing really, really good. I was with my sober little boyfriend and now he's gone.

And that's, I think another reason why I'm being a little more insane. Cause he's like, wait, why am I not be able to think about who it is? Oh, Oh, Oh, duh. And he's gone. So I, where is he's like, wait, why am I not be able to think about who it is? Oh, oh, oh, duh. And he's gone.

So I. Where is he? Oh, I didn't know that. And so I was just smoking weed with him. I was being like so good. And as you know, I smoke like a decent amount of weed. And I feel like I don't really smoke like crazy gas. Like I do definitely smoke some like crazy gas.

Team Bryce on God. Fuck. Bryce just followed me back. Yeah, I don't smoke like crazy gas team Bryce on god fuck um Bryce just followed me back yeah I don't smoke like crazy crazy weed but if I do if I take a hit of it like I'm still fine you know because I smoke so much like normal weed that I've like built up like a tolerance you know and I'm smoking with this guy and I take like five hits of the joint right which is like not a lot at all something in me tells me after hitting this that I should like ask him, like how strong is this? Like, you know what I mean?

Like blah, blah, blah. Like, am I going to be so high? And he's like, it's really, really strong weight. Blah, blah, blah, right? Eight minutes go by, I shit you not. And I am seeing the hat man in the fucking corner, okay? Like I'm seeing, God, I'm so high. Like focusing on your breathing high. Like you can't like do anything, like whatever. Like I'm seeing. Oh no. God I'm so high. Like focusing on your breathing high.

Like you can't like do anything. Like whatever. And I'm kind of laughing. Like it's not terrible. I'm not. It's not like a. You're not like panicked. I'm not like panicked.

But I am a little like. It's definitely one of those highs where it's like will this ever end. Also I get scared in those situations. Because I'm like is this going to get worse. No and it did. And it did. Did it just start. So that yeah.

And it had just started. So for the next hour i just get progressively higher and higher and higher i would definitely compare it to taking like a fuck ton of mushrooms or something worse honestly and i turned to him and i'm like are you like so fucking high like this is not normal weed to me like whatever and he turns to me and he tells me that his friend runs an organization where they bring this specific weed to people with cancer to ease their fucking cancer pain. I smoked the cancer back. And I was home.

Oh my God, I hope you didn't take it away from somebody in need like these Ozempic girls. I didn't. First of all, this wasn't even my weed second of all i think they gift it to people as well they've just wait but it's like it's that strong it's taking cancer away apparently why am i having a tear in my eye we're not laughing at cancer that chemo this is not funny we're gonna get canceled obviously i don't think anyone should have cancer no i'm just saying cancer is bad and sad cancer that doesn't change the fact that i smoked the cancer pack yeah that's it that's all that's the whole story well how long did how long did it last

probably like i woke up still high the next day like probably like 18 hours that's wouldn't recommend it to a friend see i can't smoke i don't really like like i don't like feeling high like that like that no not at all i don't like feeling high like that. Like that? No, not at all. I don't like feeling high in general. I get like nauseous. Love to be high. It's the only thing that gets me through not drinking. Reason 14. We got to call Miss Therapist. I probably have to get back in therapy pretty soon.

I definitely have to go back to therapy soon. I have so many demons right now. I feel like I was like, I'm doing pretty good right now. I am. One of us has got to carry the team on their back you know i know what i just saw that kind of reminds me of us what um i saw this woman talking about relationships or she was talking about like a marriage she was everyone expects a marriage to be 50 50 but it's never 50 50 did you see this too yeah but i stopped watching it oh and she's like it's never 50 50

like she's like obviously sometimes i'm gonna come home and I'm gonna have like I maybe I had a bad day and I'll come home and literally say like I'm at 20 and then my husband will be like okay I'll carry us with the 80 like that just gave me chills that's what we do with the podcast if it's like you come in when I'm on five you come in with 90 I'll give a good 10 I came in today with five percent so thank you for eating what No, you're eating. What do you mean? You've told like 100 stories already. Yeah, I think I'm funnier when there's trauma involved,

which is also something I have to unpack in therapy. Yeah. You know? When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place. Over, under, money lines. Same game, parlays, a's it's all fine you put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available

in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor Do you know what I realized? What? So did you grow up watching iCarly? Of course. Did you see Freddie and Carly together in the reboot? No. There's a reboot.

That's really cute. It's like on Paramount and Freddie and Carly are, and Freddie's sexy now. I've seen enough of the reboot to know that I might not agree. Freddie is sexy. I'm in my clean cut man era right now. Honestly to any of the canceled viewers and listeners out here right now. I will say that

I do this 50% for like therapeutic reasons. Like I love to do this with you. Yeah you lay it all out and then it's like it's it's like talking to a therapist or something. Yeah. Except just I'm just so much less qualified and probably giving you the wrong advice. And we give each other terrible terrible advice. But it's like it feels like once it's out there on the internet

Like you therapized it Therapized And um Yeah this is for the people I hope you guys enjoy this shit Because it doesn't bring me anything really good But I'm trying to think if I have any um

Confessions Listen Oh I grew up watching iCarly I think iCarly Is one of the main reasons Why I started my YouTube channel As well

And I always Wanted to be Carly Shay Like growing up Like I was like Oh my god that's so cute Like obviously It's not like

Actually one of the reasons I started Like I ended up starting For like Shane Dawson And watching people Actually on YouTube But I think it was The first thing that ever

Planted the seed in my head Of like People have shows On the internet You know what I mean Yeah And I always wanted To be Carly shay and i was and even now in like in my head up until recently it's like we're kind of like i carly like in my head i'm like that i kind of do

that like whatever i re-watched i carly i'm fucking sam puckett Like in every possible way. And you're Carly Shay. I don't think I'm Carly. You are so Carly Shay. Who's Freddie? Sam Amari. I want to be you, Carly, but that's really not. You're not Sam. Sam Puckett walks around with a tube sock filled with butter and beats people with it.

She has no parents. I don't have parents either. She's awful she's all she hates everyone and everything she doesn't care what she like you're carly and i'm fucking sam so nice but i don't know if i agree with that i think look at you right now dude we should try to get jeanette on you have a gold dangly cross earring well first of all we're going to an event after this that's why i have a full fucking smoky eye and my hair done. I thought she was going to be ready too.

I couldn't do it today. I woke up in peril. I don't know. I used to have a big crush on Spencer. I still do. And I've slid in his DMs. I'm not even going to lie. You have to Google what Freddie looks like now though because he's literally hot. Look him up on TikTok.

Freddie from iCarly now. Like he looks sexy in the reboot. They look exactly the same, but he looks like hot like old freddie people also search for tana mongeau jeanette mccurdy's like my favorite oh just kidding it searched for jeff wittig why what the fuck hold on i don't know maybe it knows what's on your mind jeff wittig is not on my mind he's the least of my concerns right now fuck freddie for my carly now i'm off red have you fucking lost your fucking mind wait no no i'm gonna send you it on

he looks like john from john and kate plus eight i need a side-by-side hold no he totally does but no no no let me show you let me show you what i saw and you're gonna be like oh john from john and kate plus eight no no you're wrong and i'm right wait whatever just came out of you that wheeze like sent me john i have to go back to back on that that looks just like him look at freddie wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no look what i'm texting you right now you're gonna die he's sexy he does you think they've ever just fucked it out one time? I would have to. For sure. He looks amazing. Is he single?

I don't know. I'm about to DM him. What's his name? Nathan Kress, and why do I know that? I'm DMing him right now. I don't know the second president, but I know that man's name is Nathan Kress. Nathan Kress. 3.3 million followers. Do you know what lila's been doing to me like crazy what like and it's driving me up a while i cussed her out on the jet the other day i cussed her the fuck that's such a funny thing to say cussed her out on the jet well

i'm gonna explain why it was on the jet and why i cussed her out okay so as you know, Lila. He is short king in his bio. He is a short king. Lila. As you know, we both are paywall content creators. We're spicy content creators. Yes. And I think it's really fun that I get to do that. I don't want to say the word because it's going to get the whole episode demonetized. But that I get to do that with my friends.

Like it makes it way more fun. Like I do love a structured collab. like skybree i love lana rose i love i love doing that but i'm i'm not with them every single day you know so getting to do it like with your friends is so fun and so easy you know what i mean anywhere we are like it can just be like should we take our clothes off and yeah take some you know but i have been very open about the fact that I do not do corn online on my ass. I do not corn. I've never shown my puss. I've never shown my asshole.

Even though it is, my asshole is so cute. I've been bleaching it so much lately. I want to show you bleach it. I've been bleaching it at home. Should I be bleaching mine? I'll bleach your asshole. It's so fun.

Um, I do need you to get my back knee after this episode. I'm not kidding. I'll get your back knee and bleach your asshole. We'll do like a self-care day. These bitches are out here doing like Tatcha face masks and we're like popping blackheads and bleeding your asshole. But anyways, I do not do porn.

I've never put anything in me on the internet. I have never released a sex tape, even though I fight demons every single day to release a sex tape, make $10 million and move to Nebraska. Maybe get nathan kreps um maybe that's my carly debut any who's he lila keeps doing this thing to me you see she keeps doing this thing to me and we started fighting on the jet because it was like her 15th time doing it where she goes online and she acts like i'm like making like corn with her like oh no we're on this plane and she's filming a video and she's like tana and i put so many things in our holes so that we could get this plane like

go check it out lila i did a ripple brand deal and got the plane like in one of the people who like don't pay the money and actually go see it or just genuinely in their heart they're like tana put a zucchini in her hole yes and a popsicle and whatever else the fuck lila puts in her holes and it's like lila again i'm trying to rebrand this episode is not a part of that seriously skip over it um but you can't just act like i do that and i get that like the people she's promoting it to her her followers and they're gonna go by her where she does yeah but you can't you can't imply that you're doing because it's like you just if that's

Like you want to make out well I get Like fun with it like we've definitely Done something yeah but you don't have To say you put a hot dog in your yeah And you can't take me down that no pun Intended hole with you Lila like I don't Do that and it's like oh my god it's Been driving me up a fucking wall of a

Wall yeah I get why that would upset you. I don't think I would like that very much. Chris Miles is calling. Hello? Why is Pete Davidson and Mr. Beast in a YouTube video? I'm podcasting right now and you want no part in this. I'll call you back. You should have seen the fear in his eyes.

Oops. Aw. See, like that. I hope no one I care about ever watches this podcast. I have never resonated with a sentence harder. I hope no one I care about ever watches this fucking podcast. Except for the people. Guys will talk to me very frequently Like is this gonna end up on the podcast and you're the girl with the pot like it

It makes people like a little afraid you know what makes me If happy is to quote taylor swift every time where it's like if guys don't want me to write bad songs about them Then they shouldn't do bad things like anyone anytime a guy's like are you gonna talk shit about me on the podcast? I'm, like yeah, if you do something that like I stand by talking shit about you I stand by that it is the other 80% of me volunteering information about myself That no one should ever hear it is so crazy like there's so many I was just Thinking about like last night I was talking to this guy and I was like Saying how you know I was gonna be a nurse and like that was like that was my

Journey okay you just fucking spend the night sobbing in the library doing fucking stoichiometry. Okay. And to think that like I wasted all that time. And now even if I were to finish, no one's hiring me because I came online and I talked about how someone put a hot dog in their butthole. You know what I mean? Like, and it wasn't me. And it was not Tana.

It was not Tana Marie Mojo. It is so true. I mean, to be be fair we have very different journeys than that like i think if i wasn't here doing this right now i'd be dead or like a literal hooker a drug dealer so i guess i'll take but i was like it was an act i was putting on i never wanted to be a nurse and i i knew that that's crazy to take an act so far to go to college you want to hear how how bad it was it was a i was so committed i i was a business major i was enrolled in first of all asu arizona state university which i would never ever attend in a million years i was enrolled as a business major okay and then i decided i should follow a guy obviously to the university of arizona he was not on board he did not want me

to follow him he wanted me nowhere near him as one did i had a point in my life where i thought i was gonna go to university of reno with my boyfriend yeah i really blackmail me well it was just like i knew my guy friends were going there i was like i'm gonna go to uba business major okay i watched gray's anatomy and i changed my major to nursing and i i followed through for three and a half years it's funny because at that time i was watching breaking bad like i could do this shit breaking but i had to stop watching breaking back no orange is the new black i had to stop because at the time my mom was in prison i was like this is not good for my mental at all i can't watch orange is new black because it's too

like porny when it kind of makes me horny i loved it though like crazy eyes that's a good show that is a really good show but i do sometimes get exhausted like this is a weird thing i have i don't like when everybody in the in a show always wears the same outfit like south park i'm not even kidding like they i need versatility got to be in touch of something it's like but it's like what are they gonna change into you know what i mean it's like orange or tan maybe the new black oh yeah but like i like that like i like that i'm gonna open family guy and i know what lois is gonna be wearing yeah but i don't it's like home i don't because i can't differentiate between the episodes it's like have i been watching

the same episode for fucking three seasons well someone scissoring joe from you like i like it brings you closer to someone you know i don't know your character i don't know him i don't know why i'm saying that i don't i'll stop talking this is weird now please feel free to anyway if you're interested in me click out can you please talk about one of your dates last night because i want to talk about my one of my story with this man okay first of all i want to be clear i've i went on two dates on actual accident it wasn't like a like oh i'm playing both teams kind of thing it was like i had been talking to one of these guys like for a while i really like i like him yeah we've been talking but he was out of town and like he's he's like kind of a flake honestly he was like oh he would make a plan and

then like switch up and i was just like getting frustrated with the situation i was like this man is never gonna hang out with me yeah and so you introduced me to another guy and he was just like he was just a nice funny guy and he was like you know what let's go to dinner on friday it's like okay for sure so we had these dinner plans for like a week and then all of a sudden mr flaky flake comes out of the woodworks and he has this whole plan extravagant date too and you like really yeah and i like flaky flake yeah So he had this like whole elaborate thing Plan for the daytime on Friday and I Didn't want to be like oh no I can't

Sorry because you like him and it's also Like I'm sorry but like we're in our 20s the only time of your life again Where you're gonna be in like the dating Pool like once you're married you're Married like yeah and I have no I have No like business saying no to this man Who actually set a date in a time and

Showed up like you know what i mean like you flaky flaked on me fucking 15 times yeah so like so i had no like you know what i mean i don't know i was just saying this to a man i was like if you don't like what i do then put a ring on it or shut the fuck up yeah well i mean i haven't been on a date in months so for them for me to have two dates in one day it's like yeah but it just was so it was so coincidental and i was like i guess i'm just committing and i'm someone who gets so much anxiety from going on a date like i have to like same i have to mentally prepare that's why i hated flaky flakes so much because i was like i'm thinking about this i'm having anxiety about

it and then it doesn't happen and i'm like you just wasted a day of anxiety for me do you drink before you go on a date oh yeah i like purposefully go on them sober to like feel it. Isn't that insane? That's self-harm. I did that last night. That's like cutting. You know, like I was so nervous. It was literally shaking, but I like that feeling sometimes.

Anyways. But it was kind of nice because it was like I almost, it's like two birds, one stone. I only had to have the angst of it all. No, actually, I did redo the glam. Okay. It sucked because it was like I liked the first one so much that I was like oh my god should I not go on the second one yeah but like you'd already made the plan and like he is a great guy I just felt bad he was just like a nice guy and I went to dinner but it was

like and so did you make out with him I made out with one that's crazy you didn't make out with no I do like one of them more than the other. The only reason I really wanted to bring this up is because the second guy that Brooke went on a date with, I also had an encounter with like a while ago. But you can't say that because the people already think I like I want to wear your skin. She doesn't want to wear my fucking skin. It's L.A. We have similar tastes. We live in a similar world.

Things don't work out. She introduced me to this man. Yeah. And like and i did not like i'm just friends with this man tenfold right like i don't want to say what he like does for a living but i had hung out with him at some point a long time ago and we hung out and i was like he's funny like and i'm sure you probably have the same interest for going on the date you're like he's super funny super sweet yeah like why not and he's not he's cute yeah i thought he was a really good contender he's a

nice jewish man i'm only dating jewish from now on because because can i say that because i because i bought i had someone on etsy draw my soulmate and they look jewish and no and i know that the my soulmate is jewish so it's like I'm dating to marry. I'm not wasting my time. 100%. I'm only going on dates with Jewish men from this point forward. 100%. But should I just not tell this story? I shouldn't tell this story.

No, tell it. It's funny. Yeah, but is it mean to him? Yeah, don't tell the story. Anyway, Tana went on a date with him first. But he would think it's funny. And Brooke just steals all Tana's name. Honestly, if we want to really talk about it it My first date also DMed Tana first

For so long Do you think that's what happens Do you think they like They find out they can't have you And they're like No if anything I think they're like I don't want this nuts ass bitch Like and like

You're prettier You're cleaner That's not true You're like just a better catch i think that is for certain types of our types you know like there are certain guys i do have to wonder like it scares me but it's like it sounds like okay just avoid the guys that your friends have talked to but it's like it's hard when your best friend's tana mongeau i'll give you that it really is like but it's like it's just like these are nice and good contenders

of guys and we both just acknowledge that and to be fair as well though like my type is not that like i have to actively fight yeah these are both very like not my type like you know i'm always actively fighting that like trying to date the nice guy trying to go on dates with a nice guy i'll even have like a nice boyfriend for like i'm definitely like a nice guy type or i'm yeah i'm trying to be like i i really want a nice guy that's your type like nice cute clean cut like that doesn't do it for me at all like i want you to be so like i mean you saw the man today the whole i used to think tripod i used to think i liked like what you liked but i think i was just in a phase like when i when i thought i like should marry pete davidson i think i was in a phase yeah like i'm not in a phase at all like i

know that if i end up with someone clean cut like i'm always gonna be like i'll be in a coffee shop and i'll see a guy like covered in tattoos and be like and you'll be like that's where i should be like i just love a grungy guy and i think i'm better for the grungy guys and you're better for the cleaner guys like like your type like look at you look at me you know what i mean i don't know i have like a waterline eyeliner and a black that's what i'm saying i feel like you're giving like a nice blow job with like nice girl eyes and your little white waterline and i don't give blow jobs and i'm like i want like my makeup dripping down my face like do you fucking like that you know no i'm like acting like i'm acting shocked so that if

either of my boyfriends watch this, they're like, oh my God, like she's so innocent. I hate you. I'm just kidding. I only have one boyfriend. But who is it? We'll never know. I think we should have second date on the podcast, though.

And then I can tell my hookup. I think both of them want to come on the podcast. I want to tell my hookup story with him and your date story. we should do it while he's here it's almost i think he'd be down for it too i think it's hilarious i know it is funny i was gonna die with that can we say he's a podcaster too i think i actually have to hook up with ryan i think you should don't don't say anything we're gonna have to cut i have to like i miss him i think you should i think that would bring everything full circle I have a feeling he's hung too after everything he's been through I think I think he deserves it

I'm dead serious like he got really like dragged through the mud it'd be it'd be cute but you were the victim I was so the victim um I'm in podcast beef oh my god brooke i'm in a mood today where if we talk about this today the things that i would say in response are so different than if i was like okay well i do want to i want to be a little bit careful about i want to tread lightly a bit i don't know how much energy i really want to give the conversation but recently i'm watching a little podcast i got tagged in a little something something of someone like trash talking me on a podcast and if you guys know the backstory i had like a second there where i was i was going to do another part like a second podcast in addition to this one yeah it was around the time where i was going to do a second podcast with jeff as well

yeah and i think we both thought we didn't canceled was gonna come back and I I loved podcasting and I was like I want to have a podcast kind of thing and I reached out to somebody who I thought was like just the funniest person and like I wasn't really friends with her but I was like she was just a friend or I thought she was funny I thought she'd be a good co-host kind of thing. And so she and I like started this whole negotiation process. We started pitching this show to a million different like production companies and stuff. We ended up getting a production company to pick it up. And we got the little ball rolling. Okay.

Okay. There's meeting after meeting. We had been like. You better tell the cockroach story so i don't have to i will oh my god we probably she's gonna drag we probably we probably had 20 meetings about this podcast and like every single one of them was like her whole team my whole team the whole production company like it'd be like 13 people in a zoom okay and we had meeting after meeting and like so many people are putting so

much effort into this situation okay we had contracts like both of us were getting paid like a good salary to show up somewhere and talk for an hour a week yeah okay that's just what it was and it was it was amazing i was so grateful for it was like i was really like excited about it loved it when i tell you this i mean i don't just tell the truth i did start to like get a little bit nervous like throughout the process because i'd be on these meetings that either she wouldn't show up or she would like she her camera would be off she'd be in bed she wouldn't say a single word during the meeting and i was like talking talking talking on a zoom she never she and never one time did she ever camera on. She just like wouldn't participate.

And I was like, oh, this is kind of strange. Sometimes would just completely miss them. There's 15 people in this meeting. Wouldn't wouldn't. I'll just never forget one time she missed a meeting that you guys had. And correct me if I'm wrong. This was like toward the end like like we had we had already like worked everything out she missed like one of our most important meetings

straight up did not no call no show almost 48 hours later the woman texts in our group chat and she goes i'm so sorry you guys i had a cockroach in my house and i was so floored by that because even i tana mojo would not do that well what's yeah say something that day at least anything say anything and so i like you you know like this is like you i will i'm gonna give you so much credit because like this time around with canceled you've been so amazing you've never canceled you've never like no but seriously because that's like one of the number one things like for the audience that tan and i fight about is like yeah timing stuff like that loves to be on time whatever and i want to respect you with this you know this time around you've been really great but like i i knew already

that that's something i could not yeah deal and now this time when he's also just very different off or things things aren't important like we did a you know we did a cover shoot for the podcast she we had the photos okay a month later i go hey like have you have you chosen a cover she goes oh oh i'll have to i'll have to look at them you haven't looked at them like she just she just didn't care also two flaky blonde bitches in your life like you'd kill yourself it was like i already have one you know what i mean like i love you but like i already i got i've got that covered like i almost feel like if you were to have a second podcast that's kind of why at the time i felt like jeff and i's would work is because you and jeff are such different

people yeah that i felt like you would i feel like you would hate to like i didn't know if canceled was ever coming back so i almost felt like it was kind of like a not replacing you but i was like okay this is gonna be like like this will work out if cancer doesn't yeah but it just i i had a bad feeling about it and i started acting accordingly i started getting a little frustrated like if i i would we would be like okay let's meet here at 4 p.m and it'd be five and she just wasn't there and she'd be like oh i could be there in 30 i'm like what do you mean you can be there in 30 like you set this you chose the time and you're not here and she'll come in with starbucks in her hand kind of thing i was like oh no okay eventually and in my head i'm like i should pull out of this

but it's like at this point my management has done so much they spent thousands of dollars on a lawyer to like negotiate our contracts and do all the red lines and like they had put so much into it my team and hers for like this to be successful and stuff that i was like i feel guilty i have to see it through yeah and she ended up pulling out of it okay and i remember the day you were like thank god i will but like not even like to be because i still really liked her but i was like this is i just i had a bad feeling about it and i just knew like i knew that's not something i wanted to go through yeah tell me why this girl goes on a podcast the other day and straight up says i just pulled out of a really huge project with a girl who i just had bad a bad feeling about i just i got i got a bad vibe from her the whole time i always had a bad feeling about. I got a bad vibe from her the whole time.

I always had a bad feeling about her. And as soon as I pulled from this really big project, I found out I was right. She was a shitty person. And why? Why did she find out you were a shitty person, quote unquote? Still unsure. Those are fighting words.

Well, it just pissed me off because I'm like... Those are... No, but those... I'm just telling you objectively as an outsider. Those are fighting words. I sent it to her and I was like, Hey, but those, I'm just telling you objectively as an outsider, those are fighting words. I sent it to her and I was like, hey, like, did I do something? Like, did I do something? Because it might, I never gave her a hard time about it at all.

Because honestly, I was relieved. Like, I didn't want to get into like business with somebody who I knew was unreliable. She has been fired from every job she's ever had. I'm so sorry. Like, there's a reason for that. Yeah. And I was like, I like i just that i don't want that and so i was i was relieved and what are you guys really gonna do rehash never gave

her a hard time about it i was so sweet about it i was like thank you like thank you for telling me that's totally fine whatever but for her to go on a podcast and say like oh it's because she had a bad feeling about me and that's why you pulled out you pulled out because you were lazy and you didn't want to do it and you turned down a fucking double a teacher's salary for you to just sit on a couch for an hour a week because you're lazy and you didn't want to do it i sent it to her and she sent me a clip of us on canceled where we had told a story like about a girl who went on it was about her but like we had gone on and said like yeah this girl just went on a podcast she said like everyone in LA is fake she hates everyone in LA there's no real people and I was really using that as a like it was a

generalized mass generalization because people do that all the time it was and I mean it wasn't like we she happened to be a good example of what we were talking about like and I would say that to her face there's no such thing as a city full of millions of people where nobody's real. Yeah. There's just no such thing. So she I guess that's where she got the idea. She didn't like that. I would that we said that or whatever.

And I understand that. But it's like to say you felt you had a horrible feeling about me the whole time. And I was you were so right. And I was a shitty person. Like just say you didn't show up to the meetings. Yeah. One hundred percent. I don't know.

I don't think you should do a podcast with someone you don't know very well though well that that was yeah that was that was my takeaway and it's like obviously don't get into business or like sign a contract with somebody it was bless her heart for pulling out because had this had i found out like that she was this type of person or like yeah she was like a shady friend or whatever like i think you can do business when we were already like the contracts were signed. I would be like way more disappointed. But it's just frustrating because it's like don't make you don't go on a podcast and make me sound like a bad like a bad person when you literally like you put in zero effort. Your actions were bad.

And like so many people like on the back end were doing so much for it Like my managers Like Literally spent Thousands of dollars Did so much Unpaid work Just to like negotiate This whole situation Like work this out for us And then write it off As like oh Brooke sucks

When it's like you guys Have never even bonded For her to know If you're a good or a bad person Like you literally Do not know Anything about me I think you can do business

With people you don't know But I think podcasting Is It's very It's very It's very personal Yeah Like you should That's not Just not something There are the occasional Anomalies that work out You know but I think podcasting Is it's very it's very It's very personal yeah like you should that's Not just not something there are the occasional anomalies That work out you know what I mean yeah

Like a frenemy is I was just like you like where you Wouldn't have any I Get that but that was not like it wasn't gonna Be the vibe and it was a blessing in disguise but Yeah just and I Know now like Never mind I was gonna take It too far someone said that about me like all bets are

off especially without rightful reason if i did something to be a bad person do you fuck yeah call me about yeah because i'm you i already take everything so personally online like you know that everyone knows that about me like i if i read a bad comment if i read anything or see anything or someone thinks i'm like bad yeah guys her responding to matt was a bit i said you responding to matt was a bit dude like that was so it's so funny because i know your sense of humor like the back of my hand you know so i'm sitting there podcasting with you and matt right and it's such a funny bit that he's like i love soup and you're like in that episode not i literally be like oh i love mac and cheese and matt would be like oh i don't really like mac and cheese and i'd be like yeah

like fuck mac and cheese you know what i mean like it was like i thought it was so obviously a bit in the comments i literally i can't even read them i'm sick yeah i didn't i thought people would completely understand that i thought they would too and he's like he's my friend dude matt rife is my neighbor yeah i definitely thought it was funny and i was surprised that the comments were like that but that it is funny over the time of podcasting. And I always tell you this. I've told you this from the jump. Like that episode, all the comments are like, Tana carried.

Tana did great things. The episode before that, it's like Brooke carries this whole podcast. Well, what's hard is like each episode, people are going to like one person more every time. I just can't read them anymore because it's like then I'm so hypercritical about everything that I say and do. Yeah. That it's like all of a sudden i'm not even my own self and i'm thinking about like oh my god am i like am i responding properly like i can't i just can't think about that because i like want to have a normal fucking conversation with my fucking best friend and she's gonna laugh at me because i'm making a

fucking joke and she knows it you tell him i like this side of you pop off brooke sorry okay so what now i shouldn't drink i shouldn't text anyone i'm texting i should probably be with this six eight amazing man we have a white box what is six what does mr six eight do what's with your wheeze are you good like is this from the cancer weed you smoked it might be um what does he do i'm scared wait tell me so he played professional basketball for a really long time well as you do and slayed and absolutely slayed he's 34 now you eventually stopped doing that you know yeah um i mean some people don't but some people do and i can't even tell you what is it i'm gonna start crying what does he do can i guess yeah but you never will okay go just tell me rip the band-aid because he's six eight he's 6'8". He's able...

I know, I'm so worried. Maybe, let's say, if he were to act, he could play roles that a lot of other people couldn't. Like what? Because you have to think about the fact that in every scary movie you see, horror movie you see... What does he do tana there are monsters

no no no literally no i'm having a penny you're having a panty it's actually a very very cool job it's very it's cool like it's just hilarious like so he works with like blumhouse and like all the fucking like horror movie things and we'll sit in special effects for like hours and hours and hours and be these like terrifying things with like animatronics and what a specific job i know right because i didn't really know that like i knew that he played basketball well yeah like someone's got to do it you know

absolutely and then on his instagram there's like a couple different things like of him doing and i was just like oh maybe this is like a side project like a like you know what i mean no it's like fully it's so crazy not to cut you off but like so you went you went out like it was was it you and him at all or was it like you and him and his friends no that's not gonna see that is where i draw the line it is cool it's for sure cool it's definitely cool it's just the funniest job ever i think we are a little bit like we have like a warped understanding like if i were still in arizona or something and you told me like that was his job i'd be like

he is so fucking cool there's like action figures of him if he goes to a comic con he's super wait i just one of my little boyfriends i just went to party city and he was like on every little thing at party city really yeah did you go and meet up with his friends like you're normal to me but like i forget you're like actually like you're like you're like pretty famous you can't just like go on a date no last night too that's one thing that oh my god it absolutely kills me every single time i go on a hinge date like without fail and this i'm like this is such a flex i don't and i don't mean it like that though because it sucks in the moment every single time i've ever been

on a hinge date the waiter or waitress has recognized wait can i tell you something that happened to me on my date last night tell me i go sorry i'm so sorry to cut you off you're fine you would never say that off my i would never say that if the people weren't gonna yell at me about it i my server last night on my date was my uber driver from 2017 okay i'm just kidding and he literally but i i remembered him so specifically and it was like actually fucking weird because he's like oh my god brooke and i was like oh my god hi how are you i talked to him for a second and then my he walks away my date's like who is that i'm like oh he he was my uber driver at the usc versus u of a game in 2017 why do you remember i i repeat because it was my only time i visited la before i moved here and i came for one day and i remembered him so specifically we've followed each other since we've

kept in touch with each other but the fact that i ran into him and i was just like oh yeah that's my uber driver from 2017 from the usc versus you obey gang it kind of makes you look caring and like like you remember things i know but just so random like and for him he works at nobu now and like that's just his vibes that's his vibes that's okay though that's good check this out really quickly okay so i specifically do weed out men on hinge like the one thing that i really do is like if you know about me like if you message me on hinge and you're like there's no way this is the real you blah blah it's not my journey yeah and like of course i appreciate anyone who like fucks with and follows my shit

and like whatever so on and so forth yeah but that's but i i don't necessarily want to date someone who has this entire predisposed idea of who i'm who i am before i even go on the date and like i know nothing about you and you know like hella shit about me like I think it's weird so I I purposefully will like find and I talk to guys a lot before I go on the date as well like I like I want to know you kind of know nothing about me and obviously we if we follow each other on Instagram or they ask what I do like if you're finding out through me that's okay but like if you already know you know what I mean so like this guy has no idea what I do like at all I was explaining it to him like a little last night on our date

but the server comes up and I was already talking to the server he was like this cutie little guy he had like pride nails on I was like they're so cute like blah blah we were being super nice back and forth you know and then finally he comes up towards the end of the date and he's like are you Tana like in front of this guy and I'm like god fucking damn it like and I'm not gonna be mean to this nice guy so yeah so of course I'm like yes how are you Tana Like in front of this guy And I'm like God fucking damn it Like And I'm not gonna be mean To this nice guy So yeah so of course I'm like yes

How are you Like oh my god And we just like talk And whatever And that's all fine and good You know obviously That's gonna If you're gonna date me

That's something you're gonna Have to like I guess like deal with Or whatever But the guy looks Dead ass at me And he's like I support you

Through everything Like I buy your Only fans all the time Your like Your weed line Your this you through everything like i buy your only fans all the time you're like your weed line you're this you're right the room like brings up my only fans in front of this man who definitely has no fucking idea i do it and i was just like oh no i just played it off you're like only only what you're gonna put my only fans and it's funny because afterwards i went over amari and liila I also I didn't even talk about this At all I made Amari go to

EP and LP last night And spy on my date Amari, Paige and Lila How did I not bring that up Until right now I'm so sad that you did not Like bring me on for that job Because I would have loved to do that

That's like my dream Is to like You're more than welcome Full disguise Like sit across from my friend Let's try again What are you doing i don't know anyways wait how much longer do we have i'm gonna pee myself should i should i pee or should

we finish let's just finish okay it's your dream to spy on a date well you were busy i would love to oh you're right you can spy on my you're right you're right i had my little double date double dates my double day so they went and they spied but so afterwards i was like oh my god my friends are just like here so then i went and like linked with them afterwards you know and the waiter comes back over and he goes did i ruin that like blah blah like two of them already stable to me and i was like no you're like awful i don't know i think our new thing right now especially if we're going to try to get you out of this like really toxic x cycle one date every two weeks once once a week is like I'm doing that that's easy no that's honest honest to god like I started off this episode like very much being like I'm in

a terrible terrible place it's not that I just need to like have control of my decisions and if I'm not in therapy by the next solo episode of cancelled then I'm super wrong I just I need to go back to therapy and I need To like hold myself Accountable and I really Am just sad that I can't Be friends with Chris Yeah and it is sad And I don't know how to It is sad it's it's like

It's the worst feeling Like I've just been Sobbing for days I just Don't know how to handle It you know like I really Really wish we could be And it's making me super Sad and it's I think you

Can't it tornadoes my Life it's just it's just You have to be friends Like from a distance you Can't be hanging out all The time you can't be Spending time with his Friends like you used to I know it just it has to be friends like from a distance. You can't be hanging out all the time. You can't be spending time with his friends like you used to.

I know. It just it has to be like check in on him. And that's just it. And that's just like a hard pill to swallow that some people, no matter how hard you try, you cannot. It's all or nothing. But it is like you. I mean, it was too much to like.

Dude, like ever. I was in such a good headspace. Like life is good. Yes, I've been stressed and shit. And like I was a little like crazy and fun and wild and Cabo and shit. But I wasn't in a dark place. But it sends you into like an immediate spiral. Yeah.

And like now like obviously the consequence of my own actions now have me in just like a pretty dark headspace. And I definitely have to hold myself accountable. So. We're going to go to therapy. You're going to get your little new house. And you're going to have a whole new start. And we're going to go on one date a week.

And only Jewish men. And you think this man's going to be your whole new start and we're going to go on one date a week and only Jewish men. Do you think this man's going to be your boyfriend? I hope so. Really? That's exciting. 15 reasons. Someone get me help. Thanks for listening to this episode of Cancel.

We love you guys so much. We love you. Don't cancel us or something. I'm going to cancel myself, if you know what I mean. I'm going to piss myself off. Bye.