Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 42: What Really Happened On Tana’s Birthday Trip | Ep 42
Episode Date: July 7, 2023On this episode of Cancelled Tana and Brooke hash out the discrepancies of their life in the pop culture world. They talk about Tana’s “hook up” with Trevor Wallace, Tana gets a song written abo...ut her, Brooke get’s broken up with, react to Colleen Ballinger’s apology and they recap the incident that happened on Tana’s birthday week vacation. As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code TANA at LumeDeodorant.com. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack when you visit LumeDeodorant.com and use code TANA Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Oh my God, I'm having a panty. I'm having a bit of a panty.
I love when you say having a panty.
I'm having a little bit of a little panty tacky because I know that today's episode is going to be hefty.
It's hefty for sure.
It's a hefty, hefty, hefty episode of the Cancelled Podcast.
But we are delivering what the people want and it is just Brooke and I again today
hashing the discrepancies of our life in the pop culture world this is so true wow that was really good wow thank you so
much today is Friday so we just uploaded today's episode of cancelled which was last week's for
everyone who has a brain I don't know why I explained that like that um but usually don't
we don't upload and film it on the same day yeah we really don't but that the episode that we just uploaded today i know that within the next week by the time this one comes out i will reap negative effects of that
episode and we had we she came over today solely so that we could sit and have a panic attack
together while it uploaded not kidding i was spiraling i called her i go i'm coming just to
sit she goes come to sit yeah we let and we made everyone watch clips from us and like rate how bad
it was one to ten and it's like it was so embarrassing i'm like giving side eye like was that
okay was that like brooke it's already on the internet like thousands of people have seen it
and i know today's episode is going to be absolutely the same um we have some really crazy
this is gonna be a tough one we just got back from Turks and Caicos so fun on my birthday trip
and we take a birthday trip every single year for my birthday at my birthday and you did it at my
birthday dinner I can't do this you did it at my birthday trip and it was an amazing amazing amazing
trip until some certain things happened at on the very last night and they made it to Reddit.
And OK, I should just wait.
I had a Reddit relapse, if anyone's wondering, but I'm working through it.
12 step program.
Yeah.
And I understand why.
I mean, but I'm going to, I think, wait to get into that to the end of the episode,
because I feel like it's going to kill my vibe for the rest of the episode.
I also think we have a lot of fun things to talk about.
So I think we should start with that.
I 100% agree.
Let's have some fun before we don't have fun and that's kind of my whole life's motto
really um where should we start I want to start what I know I actually exactly what I want to
start with because we're just talking about the last episode you know what I mean and everything
that happened right oh man I cut not even what not even what you think I'm gonna say but I cut
a story from the last episode
or me starting to tell a story.
I said, should I cut this?
And essentially in the last episode,
you were talking about how you went on two dates
with two guys in one day.
And one of the guys we were choosing
not to disclose his identity.
And we were...
Are you about to disclose the identity of my date?
Yes, I'm about to air him the fuck out because I'm pissed
I'm fucking pissed
Okay
So you go on a date with one of these guys
That I've also had a little rendezvous with
And it's no T.W. Mindy
Trust me, we've got bigger fish to fry
We both, like, I didn't, you know
I wasn't vibing with him
Like, I'm very much friends with him
She introduced me to him and said
You should go on a date with him kind of thing thank you those were the words
I was looking for and um so I was going to tell this hookup story that I had with the guy on the
Podcast because I thought it was like just a funny like transition you know and I was like you know
What no like he's gonna come on the podcast I'm gonna wait I'm gonna respect him I'm not gonna
Tell our stupid fucking hookup story and Why I never wanted to do it again blah
Blah blah and this man is Trevor Wallace
I'm just we're just I'm sorry thank you
Hi Trevor love you sorry we love you so
Much Trevor I had a great time and the
Other day I wake up in my little house
And I rise and shine and I look at my
Instagram mentions and I see how we
Mandel mentioned you in their story. Not Howie.
And I'm excited.
I love me some Howie.
You're like, oh my God, what did Howie say?
Yeah, what did Howie say?
Him mentioning you two, by the way, is crazy.
Absolutely so crazy.
I opened this thing.
And it's Trevor Wallace on Howie Mandel's podcast talking about how we fucking hooked up.
What the?
First of all, I never gave you permission To do that
Second of all
I just
And this is what I get
For respecting men
And I've always said this
You know what I mean
This is what I get
For protecting and
Or respecting men
Every single
Motherfucking time
I'm in such an era now
Where no one is getting
My respect
We'll get into that later
Seriously
I
Just try me please
And
He talked about it
On Howie's podcast
And I could have
Had the breaking news
What was worse
I think
I wish
Did you have the clip
Or do you even
Want to like put it in
Or whatever
Because what was worse
To me was like
He didn't necessarily
Say it but he like
Alluded to it
To make it seem like
He didn't want to say it
Kind of thing
Which is also
I hate because then
It leaves so much room
For people's inference
To think that we like
People can be like
Did they like
Yeah like people can think We, did they like. Yeah.
Like people can think we have like acrobatic sex.
You know what I mean?
Like I don't think anyone thinks Trevor Wallace is having acrobatic sex.
No offense, Trevor, but you don't look flexible.
Like just I hate that.
Like at least if you're going to say it, say the whole truth and nothing but the truth,
in my opinion.
And I've always said this.
Like don't let people think I did something that I did at one.
And two, I'm mad he got the breaking news. Three, he was just like, yeah. The truth in my opinion and I've always Said no like don't let people think I Did something that I did at one and two
I'm mad he got the breaking news three
He was just like yeah like very like for
The bro very stiff soft very mad episode
Frat boy like yeah I hooked up with
Jana tell this story if you're gonna say
You hooked up with me and now I have to
Tell the story because of what you did
And guys I'm not mad at Trevor I was
Messaging him yesterday we're gonna have
Him on We love him
I had a great time
Just for the record
Because I don't want him to be like
What the fuck
You know
He's great
But I just have to tell
Our hookup story
So that
Hopefully Howie Mandel
Sees it
And I can vindicate
Just so how
Like you can sleep at night
Knowing Howie knows
Howie
Howie I need you
To fucking know
Okay
So I went on
Trevor's podcast a while ago
On the on his little stiff socks
Shit and I went there and
It was like super funny and fun and we kind of caught
A vibe like I was like it's not like we were like
Flirting the whole episode but like I left there
Kind of being like I changed
My mind I would fuck him
You know what I mean I would hook up with him I would
Implore this like
he's funny whatever blah blah blah and so we start texting and a couple days go by and this is
halloweek of last year and i'm out at nightingale which i'm going to tonight how full circle so
crazy that you would ever do that on purpose well kesha's performing i have to go tonight we are
going to nightingale um and so
I'm out at Nightingale let me set the scene for you okay set the stage I am drunk as fuck at a
costume party it is which I know is so surprising for me seriously guys I don't mean to shock the
audience so much um and I am wearing a corset, underwear, and bunny ears.
Not chonies.
Chonies and bunny ears.
Chonies in the nightingale.
And I get so drunk that I'm texting Trevor.
And he's like, come over.
And he lives in Venice, too, which is a journey.
And you know me.
I don't even like to Uber alone, let alone go to anyone's house in Venice.
I haven't done that since.
It's easier to get to Vegas than Venice.
I couldn't absolutely agree more.
But I'm drunk enough that
i'm like okay maybe this man can fuck like i'm gonna go we're gonna find out right okay and so
i get to his house in my bunny ears and my chonies and my fucking corset and i walk in and he's in
the middle of like moving right and this is the funniest thing that's absolutely ever happened to me in the entire history of showing up to a man's house and like
what I saw in my opinion like I can't I'll never ever get over this and so he's in the middle of
moving so the house is kind of like empty and like packed up which I think makes what I'm about to
tell you was still in the house so much worse like I think if I were to see this with furniture
it would be more
forgivable maybe like camouflage yeah do you know what i mean yeah and i walk in and the house is
empty and he's like giving me a little tour like offering me a drink like typical shit and we get
to the stairs
trevor i love you so much but i'm sorry this is real fucking life and you had to go tell
howie mandel so i i gotta say it i'm shaking we get to the stairs and the only thing in this
entire room is on the stairs and it is one of those things for elderly people that you see in
the life alert commercials where they sit on the stairs and they press the little handle
and they go, errrr.
The only thing in this man's house is a Life Alert machine.
I'm like, so do you live with your grandma?
Yeah, maybe he had a grandma to support.
No.
Not a single grandma.
Maybe it was like a quirky thing that came with the house.
I assume he did not
Install it himself
Which would be so
But imagine touring a house
And being like
That will be useful
Like the first thing
I'm gonna say is
Can we take this out
If I'm touring a house
Let's be real
Second of all
I'm honestly talking
So much shit
But I would love
To have one
Well that's
How I learned
Of this story
Was me just walking up
Your three flights of stairs
And going
I almost threw up
You have to get a lift
i almost just threw up 100 so i you know i'm not really shitting on it but that should kind of be
a moment where maybe you just don't even you do you do turn around if you're in your chonies and
the man has a lift yeah bunny ears i'm wearing bunny ears staring at this life alert machine
like what everybody's grandma would be disappointed what the fuck is going on so then
obviously he got on the life alert machine and i fucked him on it we were just i'm just that's
probably what he told howie mendel no and so i take the stairs with my feet which honestly i
shouldn't have i should have sat my little ass down and press the remote and we get upstairs
we're hanging out you know and we are we decide to kind of netflix and chill right
okay for a typical frat boy move yes and obviously i went there knowing that was the
yeah what was yeah you don't go anywhere in your chonies do you know yeah bunny ears you don't go
anywhere in your chonies to do anything i went there just to pray no um and so we lay down and we're like what should
we watch you know what I mean and I know he's a funny guy like and I everything is funny everything
is funny that can be tough sometimes that thank you Brooke um no but he's a funny guy so I get it
to an extent but this man puts on Pawn Stars great show I don't know what kind kind of pawn star slander you're about to say but
that is a great show i love rick and whatever the other one's name is i think one's dead honestly
rest in peace it's in vegas you know like it's yeah that should be you should be repping for
your hometown i fuck with pawn stars like who's coming in to sell a signed damn coffee book i
my mom would pawn everything growing up i'm not kidding i'd be like where's my fucking like
toothbrush she's like bond it that's funny because we have opposite experiences because
growing up i would take my parents shit and pawn it that is if i knew that i could do that well
first of all my mom didn't have anything that she didn't steal no offense fawn i mean that's very
fair but like where's our keyboard on the computer and i'm wearing like a new bracelet I wanted um and so puts on pawns on
pawn stars I'm wearing my bunny ears still we make out you know and then I kind of come to you and
I'm like okay pawn stars is playing there was just a life alert lift for me to get up here i'm wearing bunny ears like this isn't my ideal
situation and so i decide that not that all bets are off like maybe we could fuck one day but this
isn't how it's gonna go down right now you had a vibe killer like i'm not gonna say that i fucked
this man with bunny ears on to pawn stars while we took the life alert machine upstairs yeah there
are some there are some times you have to just draw the line even though this is not my journey
honestly looking back i should have just done it for the story
but um so then i'm playing like super innocent like innocent like i just don't do this like the
first time i hang out and imagine the confusion that this man probably has too like you're wearing
bunny ears it's 3 a.m and you just don't do this so hilarious because well you can finish your
story but he actually told me this story From his perspective And it's hilarious to hear
Now
Because he
Now
Well I asked him
I go
Cuff it up
I go
I think I said like
Tana told me
You guys like made out
And he goes
Yeah I think like
At one point
Like I asked her
To take her shirt off
And she said no
And I was like surprised
Because it was like
Tana
And I go
That's my girl
I literally go
Okay first of all
If Tana said no I'm definitely
not doing a thing Trevor I love you I'm not saying we could never have sex but move hopefully this
new house doesn't have any it's Tana Mongeau or like of it all he was literally like I just I
just assumed I'm like fuck you Trevor don't assume that is crazy because I really do play innocent a lot
and obviously works in my favor because the guy's like oh my god she's just nothing like I thought
but in my head I'm like I just don't want to do this but I think that's true for a lot of people
who are like like like kind of sexual and stuff online they're not as like it that's like yeah
what you're putting on but then I'll go fuck my mailman and it just everything gets top but that's
like that's what I love like it's just balanced Yeah that's what I was
Going to say you know it's the yin and the yang of it all I'm just so
Balanced my feng shui is so good
That's what everybody says you know and I love you
Trevor and I'm sure your new house you know
He didn't have a wheelchair or
Now he's a homeowner bought a home and he's
Apparently doing really well
Yeah and maybe you know we could
Hook up to my strange addiction one
Day and that's totally fine.
I just needed
Howie Mandel
to know what actually happened
and not that I'm just a whore
who,
I'm sure Howie,
Howie Mandel
also definitely thinks
I'm a whore.
Should we watch the clip?
I don't know.
I think this is a
much better.
Even if Howie heard this story,
he would still think I'm a whore.
What happened with
Tana Mongeau and Trevor Wallace?
I just,
I'm always someone's clickbait.
I've got to stop just being in the influencer space at all.
I saw someone asked if you hooked up with Tana.
That's a yes.
That, that, that.
Don't fuck boy laugh.
Save it.
I got on her life alert machine.
Wait, so did you or did you not get on the life alert machine?
I didn't get on the life alert machine.
I'm kidding.
And then I woke up in the morning and I put my little bunny ears.
Oh, you slept over.
I slept over.
I always do, though, because my lazy ass, I got there at 3 a.m.
I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for having me.
I feel like I always want to leave.
Because the anxiety of waking up somewhere and being like, oh, God.
But I love the story of it all.
And like, obviously, I don't usually Uber.
So like Paige picked me up from Trevor Wallace's house.
And I walked out
In my chonies
And I remember
That's the story
I remember of it
I remember Paige
Telling me
Picked Hannah up
From Trevor's house
Today I go
What
No I literally
I woke up
I took the bunny ears
That were still on my head
That I slept with on
Imagine me sleeping
Took them off my head
Put them on his head
Took a photo
Which I still have
I actually think
I posted it on his birthday
Which was a fun
Inside joke at the time
But now
What the fuck
But now he's out.
That's our journey.
And we can have him on the podcast to hash this out.
I think we should definitely have him on.
I think that it would really like not intimidate him,
but I think it'd be funny.
We should sit him down and be such cunts for like 20 and make him sweat.
And then be like, he just getting what now he knows.
You had a song written about you.
Hate when that will this ever stop happening to me not unless you stop dating musicians i know and but i didn't even date this guy first of all
second of all this this is just such an exemplification which is probably the wrong
word of my life where it's like don't fuck the influencer with bunny ears on and stop dating
musicians if you don't want a song like i'm very aware that it's my own sometimes it's like you don't learn until you learn and
you never know when i'm never gonna learn so this guy i'm gonna try to protect his identity but
there's no way to protect his identity who cares the song's gonna come out yeah and he asked me to
be in the music video so it's like hilarious Oh man very quick backstory I've hooked
Up with him probably like seven times
Okay and every time we hook up it is
Very much like we play house for the
Night like we're making all these date
Plans then like for the next week and
Like we're texting all the next day like
We're cute and we cuddle and we like
Kiss and like he definitely like eats me
Out like I'm his wife of like 30 years like he's really putting his work into it.
Don't give him all that credit with what you're about to say.
Yeah, that's so fucking true.
But I'm telling the truth.
OK.
And so we haven't hooked up in like a long while because for a while every time I'd see him and we'd always see each other out and just kind of go home together and shit like.
But for a while I'd see him out and I had a boyfriend.
And then as soon as I got out of my relationship, I see him out one night and I'm like guess what I'm single and he's like I have a girlfriend I was like I was sick so it was kind
of like a back-to-back so it's been like a while you know and we haven't talked in a while at all
and I see that he texted me the other day and I was kind of just like really hoping it was like
a booty call or something like I'm bored and i'm pissed with what it fucking wasn't okay hi so i wrote this song technically just generally about la girls
but i definitely pulled some reference from our drunk and i actually can't say the rest of what
he's going to say drunk and blank blank blank nights together haha it's kind of about you you're either gonna
absolutely or hate it or love it but i can show you with these emojis these emojis to me insinuate
that what you are about to send is not going to be probably in the top three meanest songs ever
written about me i would go karma this one and maybe like robots by chris miles like i
would say or the oh stupid fucking bitch by bellthorne damn liar by noah cyrus honestly no
one's ever written a nice song about me what the fuck am i saying i got i got go fuck yourself
while i was still with clinton it's literally so literally horrible it's so terrible and so i go
what dot dot dot lmao and then he's like I came in really hot
with that I'm so sorry pretty much I made this song called trigger warning the entire we actually
just taught Aaron the term how crazy is that it's almost like I manifested this whole circle um
and essentially the entire concept of the song is about how girls like me should come with a trigger warning and it's
messier than that like he's he's he sent me the whole song but i like i think it's like illegal
yeah i don't think you can play it but you can get what you know check this one out he posted
a tiktok snippet that's what i was gonna say about go fuck yourself is like because i thought about
that on the way here i was like could i even play it and he did post it on TikTok like so the TikToks are free game they're public
For the world and I will just say like I told him I'd be in the music video I'm gonna promote
It like I think it is it's it's hilarious and I also think it's not hurtful because
It's like we never dated like you know what I mean like it's a little hurtful actually
It is a fence like it's a kind of offensive because it's like that's literally not who
You are you go ahead and play that clip to him and I also understand that it's a kind of offensive Because it's like that's literally not Who you are you go ahead and play that Clip to him and I also understand that
It's maybe a side of me that he's seen
Like he doesn't see me like this yeah
There's definitely a version he sees me
Only blacked out taking him home and
Writing his dick and being insane at
Party so I understand that you know and
Again he said it's it could be general
But also you texted me about it I don't
Believe in writing a song generally about anybody.
We just talked about this an hour ago.
It's going to take me a second to find it.
Hold on.
You have five songs about you?
She has more than five.
Probably.
I have probably five.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This song goes out to a very special L.A. girl.
One second. I'm sorry. goes out to a very special LA girl. That girl's like driving home when you're wasted.
Crashing straight into the pavement. One second.
I'm sorry.
Lyric analysis.
That girl is like driving home when you're wasted
and crashing straight into the pavement
is how he opens this song.
One second.
Beautiful voice.
Nothing but bad news.
Nothing but bad news.
Like too much coffee in the morning. Being caught outside when it's storming. Nothing but bad news. Like too much coffee in the morning.
Being caught outside when it's storming.
Nothing but bad news.
I don't think he...
I mean, it's a little lighthearted.
Well, here's what I'm also going to say.
Where someone would have told me what I'm getting into,
like I'm sitting in the Arctic wearing a swimsuit.
Not the one to talk, but damn, she has some issues.
That's disrespectful.
She's seeing other guys. Got a couple on the wait list. Blow around her nose like she's seeing other guys got a couple on the wait list blow around her nose like she's
almost famous you are a little dro so the comedown's painless i've never smoked a hydro
fuck i have but not around you like or in the last six years you are not almost famous tell
him to go to like Des Moines with you.
More dangerous than amphetamines.
Never going to rest in peace.
She'll be the death of me.
I think she's... You get it.
There is a couple nice lyrics where he says,
I can't say the lyrics that aren't there.
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See, this is our problem.
Right before we started filming, Tana and I were getting ready, and we're talking about
like, she, can I say like, can I talk about your phone call?
Yes.
And actually that can lead us into our next segment.
Okay.
So this man who Tana has been seeing calls her.
And like I kind of jokingly make fun of this man because I don't personally believe that straight males should be allowed to be influencers.
That's just a personal opinion. And I am open to everyone's opinions.
I make little jokes about him here and there, but I could not believe what this conversation was like.
I couldn't believe that you allowed me to hear it and that you partook in it.
So like you committed to the bit so hard.
She answers the phone.
Hey, baby.
She goes, she's laughing and she goes, sorry, Brooke just made me laugh.
And he goes, you deserve to laugh.
I'm so happy when you laugh that makes me so happy i had to i had to literally leave
and then but then i got back you know and i'm psychoanalyzing like my own self i'm like why
am i why do i think it's embarrassing that this man is being sweet and respectful to you dude so
i've been seeing this guy newly loosely do not hold me to it on the goddamn
reddit threads that she'll never shut the fuck up about that i don't even read because i'd like to
not kill myself i need help i love that you got that from me new bit new bit the heroin arm slap
oh my god um and so i've been seeing this guy loosely and i posted a tiktok
with him the other day um because he picked me up from the flight um in his cute little lamborghini
drove me to canes like drove me all around like he's like super sweet like whatever and i posted
it and everyone is like what the fuck are you doing like why are you with this guy brooke
comments and is like she's a little confused.
Blah, blah, you're feeding into it.
When I'm not even confused, this has been ongoing.
That's what a confused person would say.
So fucking true.
But because he has a very strong online and traditional presence
that is what some might cringe at or dislike but i met him
because he was little besties with tiktok boy are you sure you want to say that yes and i'll get
into why after this actually okay um that's how we met okay i know i'm just and not even besties
they're like not even besties They're like
Not even close now
Like just at the time
They had just started
Hanging out
And he was around
And that's how I met him
You know what I mean
Yeah
And I never thought
Anything of it
I always thought
He was cute
But whatever
And then I saw him
He's still looking
For sure
And I saw him
At this white fox event
And I was like
See
A place a man
Should never be
So true
And I
But I saw him Except foraron we'll get into that
we brought aaron there we blacked him out um and i was like why is he kind of cute and that night
he asked me on a date right and i look at him and i say i mean this in the kindest way because i
think you are so attractive but i can only go on a date with you if you allow me to rebrand the way
you dress and maybe help you run your social media presence i see that is important because he's hot
and super sweet but we're working on but he other things he say it with me now Uses Face app I can't even recover
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I can't even recover
I use face app
I'm a silk two
Maybe tan one
Kiss two
Small nose one
Anyways
No
I get what you're saying
Like
But I learned something
From TikTok boy
I will say this
And I'm gonna put this out there
Is that
Sometimes a man can do things
That make you cringe
But girls like
Have We're in such a societal place Where it's like that gives me the ick so i can't date him
and i understand there's like oh there's a point where things are so icky that you shouldn't be
with someone but it's also like if a guy is like a great fucking guy and you hate his pants
go to zara with him like and point at some yeah that's true it's just not even practical because
if you're weeding out everybody who has a slight ick
about him, like good luck alone.
Exactly.
I think about it like I have like some of my best friends I think are so fucking embarrassing
online.
And it's like, but I love them and that's not who they are.
But it's like, don't do that.
Me sometimes, you know, but you accept your friend's work.
I don't know if I care that much how a guy like dresses, but I do care about like what
they're posting for sure but point
being i did i really learned this lesson that sometimes people can maybe say or do a couple
things that make you cringe or they give you the ick whatever but if they're like a great guy like
i'm sure i do things that give you the ick like literally this man sleeps in my bed with like my
hot cheeto crumbs and like still likes me like maybe i can just accept his pants like whatever
and so i was like okay maybe i'll go on a date with you. And then I fly to Vegas and he's texting me and he's like, so what about that date?
And I was like, I'm in Vegas.
Come on a date with me here.
And he was like, what do you mean?
Are you serious?
And I was like, yeah, if you want to go on a date with me, come to Vegas.
Gets on a flight to Vegas.
Lands in Vegas.
We get dinner at STK and we gamble.
And then his friend had like a place out in Vegas and a super nice one at that
thank god and he just took me back there and we had like a great little fun night and I learn over
this night that this man is so and obviously it could be love bombing we will find out but it's
been a couple weeks now maybe almost a month this man is so chivalrous to the point that it is like oh my god like i would hate
to do this for a woman like why yeah i don't like i don't want to be pessimistic at all because some
people are like that however in my experience it always ends poorly 100 and we will find that
out over time obviously but although i just had my first non-love love bombing situation and I still ended poorly so honestly at least get the attention you so deserve and it's not even attention for me
my love language has always been like acts of service well I love words of affirmation and I
love acts of service so much because I'm so lazy I love when everyone does everything for me it's
amazing seriously and I swear to god I was hungover in Vegas I woke up every single
Hour on the hour
To him taking
My blue Gatorade
Off the nightstand
And replacing it
With a freezing cold one
Like
Just like
Like that
Like since I moved in
Like helping with moving
Like picking me up
From every
So the face app can slide
Honestly that's like
That is really
The other night
He picks me up
With one arm
And he's carrying me
Like in his arm
And then makes my bed With the other arm And I'm like First of all That's like that is really the other night he picks me up with one arm and he's carrying me like in his arm and then makes my bed with the other arm.
And I'm like, first of all, that's so hot that you can even just like do that casually.
Like I'm just like floating in there watching my little bed sheet get tucked.
I was never made.
I was probably like shocked to be made.
I was never going to make the fucking bed.
Do you know what I mean?
At all.
Yesterday, the day before I fall asleep, I wake up with like my vape hot cheetos uh cold ice water like the tv
remote next to me him leaving me like what do you want the ac on like and i i love a big sexy man
slave like i'll suck your dick all day daddy i love you so much like it's a fair trade you know
what i mean what sorry sorry what i don't know i think i think me and aaron i think me and aaron
both had the same thought about that one.
I'm so sorry.
But I've always said that in relationships,
like I'll be your hot, sweet, fun girlfriend and then you do everything for me
and that's my dream relationship.
And I've also learned that even downstairs
we were just talking about like,
like we don't necessarily love when a man's like so nice
because it makes us uncomfortable.
But it's like, what, you want to marry like a mean man? And like I've learned so much too that the men who are like sassy and rude and mean are never
gonna like wait on you hand and foot so it's like even if I like a mean man reroute my brain to not
like you know yeah but there's also such thing as a narcissist who is horrible but also will
compensate in that way like that was my ex Literally would do anything for me ever at any given point.
But like would she kill his family?
I still haven't gotten over my man like that.
So I get it.
It's definitely a journey to get over.
But I'm trying to just date nice guys.
And he is a really nice guy.
So maybe we rebrand.
That's fair.
I got broken up with today.
I think.
I love this.
And by broken up with, I mean a love this and by broken up with i mean a man i was
100 not dating at all but like what does aaron think right now are you excited no i'm not i
don't think i don't know i don't know why are you excited no no i'm not kidding i don't i think i
think because i am genuinely like so confused by the situation. I'm like, okay.
I have been like sort of talking to this guy for like honestly probably a couple months now.
But like very, it's been very like slowly on set, which I'm not used to.
I'm very much like I like to be love bombed.
I want it to immediately go from like us meeting to us being in love like kind of thing. And this is the first time I've ever like texted somebody every day for a month and then met up and then you know what i mean like yeah
and so i was like oh my god maybe i'm getting healthier you know what i mean like i'm talking
to someone new it's very like we are not only about each other all the time great we go to
turks and cacos this last week every day the man is texting me like I can't wait to see you
I'm so excited for you to come home like do you want me to pick you up from the airport like
please let me pick you up from the airport I'm like for sure silence the day I'm at the airport
okay and then yesterday don't offer yeah well that's the thing it's like I just have a thing
about people saying things and not doing them I'm I
Have no expectations at this point like
Shout-out Maudson yeah like I don't I I
Hate my biggest pet peeve in life is
Somebody saying that they're gonna do
Something and then not doing it I would
So much rather you just have never said
It like they're don't make this and to
For reference this is mr. Flaky flake I
Talked about him on the last episode Like flake he flakes all the time you Always like he'll make this and for reference this is mr flaky flake i talked about him on the last
episode like flake he flakes all the time he always like he'll make a plan it doesn't happen
yeah so finally yesterday i was i like texted him and was like honest to god like in the nicest way
possible this i hate this level like of communication because it's like you'll say
something and like do something completely different yeah he's like i'm so sorry i'm bad at communicating like i'm i'm in a movie right now can't text today i get
like literally like the most like pr perfectly written brooke was screaming that his publicist
wrote it today no well but but it was just it was so strange because it was like did you write this
it felt so like not like him yeah and like yeah because we just like joking like you know we were
talking all the time and this was so proper it was literally like hey brooke comma it was like
i am so sorry i've been bad at communicating lately i have a lot going on basically it's not
me it's you wish you it's me it's not you it's me i had to think for a second. I'm like, is it me?
He basically like, it's not you.
It's me.
I have to deal with some stuff, which.
Yeah, whatever.
And then he says, sending love to you and Murph.
Like basically wish you the best.
I'm like, oh, OK. I think I'm going to say something and I hope that it's for context like purposes you know yeah
that is how young guys always break up with fucking girls like he's he this guy's younger
i'm going like he's a little younger than brooke just like a couple years and i feel like young
guys will always hit you with the like i'm going through something so like now isn't like the best
time for me to like be the person i can be with you like it's essentially is what they're saying
and then they have a new girlfriend and as a 26 year old woman if there's one thing that i have
learned about men it's that there is no such thing as first of all the truth coming out of their
mouths yeah there's no such thing as a man who doesn't have time for a relationship is bad at texting or is going through something he doesn't fucking like you so it's like
that was kind of the message i was trying to send yesterday it's like i get it like i i i'm picking
up like what you're putting down but if you wanted to you would yeah and same thing like the last guy
i dated the situation ended because it was i i just don't have time for a girlfriend i genuinely
wholeheartedly believed
it guess who has a girlfriend absolutely two months later so that's why earlier i was saying
that's what happened with me and tiktok boy like we like ended things because essentially because
it was like he was going through a lot and was like i'm not ready for anything i also did not
want to necessarily be in that sitch with him whatever we end things posting a new bitch now
i i have a lot less sympathy now you know we'll always talk we're gonna be great friends like i'm
hitting him up like i hit him up like not now but like like a couple months ago i was like hey like
how are you doing scene like and now you're dating a new bitch i had the same thing i was i was like
i was flabbergasted because i've never had a situation where I was like, I
ended on such good, amazing terms with a man and he never fucking spoke to me again.
And that's what happened with this last guy.
You know that.
Yeah.
And I was so weirded out because I was like, you know, like we ended so amicably, like
such a sweet conversation.
And now I'm like, he has a girlfriend.
And for him to have a girlfriend means they've been like at it
for however long and it's like was was there overlap i don't know but it's like just tell me
the truth like men never that's what i care about is just being honest if you are not that into it
if you're not feeling it if you don't like me tell me okay like somebody will like i would just
rather know because i feel fucking stupid every single
time when i genuinely like believe that like oh he doesn't have time yeah he does absolutely like
nobody is fucking bad at texting like nobody obama's texting michelle like
it's i i was saying it was young guys because usually like young guys will always do that
because they're immature but it's also just immature men overall because it's like just.
Yeah, you can be 35 and young as a guy.
Like because.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
The emotional maturity is absolutely insane.
But the point of my conversation is like the way the text was worded was like, I can't tell if he means like, oh, I need a week to myself.
Or he's like, I never want to talk to you again.
So I'm like
like is it over i don't know well i was telling you to respond with like hey this is a very
confusing text could you communicate further like what this is and you were just but i already told
him he's not like yeah and what is he gonna do communicate like yeah that's true and also it's
so i don't want to make it more serious than it is because it's like i have spent virtually zero
time with this guy it's just it's texting and i'm 26 i don't want to text it more serious than it is because it's like I have spent virtually zero time with this guy. It's just it's texting.
And I'm 26.
I don't want to text all day long.
Show up if you mean it.
100%.
Like if you want to see me, you'll see me.
And that's it.
So now you have to be a Trevor Wallace and ride the life alert machine.
I think it's zero out of two of those dates worked out.
Honest to God.
I can't even believe this episode so far.
Like we are 37 minutes into filming right now and I have 73 more topics,
half of which might make me cry.
I have a really important topic that is going to come out of nowhere,
but I need to say it.
Olivia Rodrigo dropped a song last night titled Vampire.
And it is, first of all, I think maybe my favorite song of hers of all time.
But also, I would venture to say
it is about somebody that we know very well.
I would venture to agree.
Here's the issue, okay?
There's speculation online.
And I want to preface,
this is all technically speculation.
But there are really, in my opinion, only two people that this song could be about.
Both of which, one of them's like your good friend.
One of them's my good friend.
And you're friends with him as well.
Yeah.
I am very confident it's your friend.
Mr. Zach Bia.
Okay. And Zach B bia invite me somewhere honest to god i want to be one of those girls who's like zach bia at the door it's my dream okay i'm gonna be that
in an hour but that song that song she ate the boots house down Whatever they say Houston I'm deceased It was so good
And here's the thing
So I also like
Heard Wind
But this song
I mean
Well after Olivia
Ended things with
Driver's license boy
What's his fucking name?
Joshua Bassett
She dated
Adam Faze
Yes
Who is like your good friend
My good friend
I met him through my ex-boyfriend.
Love him to death.
We vindicated him on the canceled podcast.
That's how I met him.
He came up to me at a party.
He goes, thank you for saying that.
We said he did not cheat on her.
After Adam, she did date Zach Bia.
I don't want the clip.
I'll say it.
She dated Zach Bia.
Great guy.
It seems.
So I hear one of the today.
She wrote song.
I heard the song last night.
It was like amazing song.
I didn't really like whatever.
And then we watch the music video.
Here's the thing.
I'm a whore for a story.
OK, like the Swifty in me is like, I want to know who this is about.
I agree with that.
And it makes me feel so personally connected to the song and knowing like that this like I know it's about him I can tell you a million reasons why
but she is just a genius like she's a genius again this is technically speculation but if you
watch the music video Olivia's a swifty too she knows she like she's a she moves like a smart
talented amazing she moves like a
Swifty like with her writing with her everything like nothing nothing has no meaning you know
if you're if you're watching closely enough it's like you you see everything you need to see first
of all like the diamonds and the thrill of it all very much Zach via second of all if you watch the
music video Zach I love you I love the thrill of it
all I love the diamonds I want I also love Olivia I want to come I don't know what happened I don't
know like why they broke up I don't know like me neither you know so like I'm just me neither I
love Olivia Rodrigo's music I don't know her personally I love Zach I personally identify
as a highly emotional individual so I understand Olivia's perspective maybe sometimes things are
like I want to write
a song so i'm going to make this situation bigger i don't care what happened but i care
about how like honestly it just lights me up if you watch the music video you can see like first
of all there's like guys in black with walkie talkies like the same way you see outside of like a hollywood club
she at one point is being chased down the street with men in security outfits with flashlights
doing this audio viewers or audio listeners i'm shaking my flashlight letting an important person
through okay that's what zach bia like that's the power zach bia has He is the most important guy to know in Hollywood because he's just so well connected.
He's like, he's just a cool guy.
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But that song is about him.
I'm sorry.
That song is about Zach.
Yeah.
I watched the video today and I was like moved to tears.
Like I,
again,
like I don't want to,
I feel like I'm sounding like a pick me like,
no,
it's just
like if you had a friend that you're close with and a song is about them you didn't know the
person who made the song directly you're you're gonna until you know every like let's say he
cheated on her and that's why she made the song I would be like cheating is wrong like I'm not
trying to be like pick me choose me love me you know I'm just saying like he's your friend who
cares fair but but I watched it today and it was very, very moving. And the song is very applicable to my life as well.
Like the entire chorus is about people being fame fuckers, vampires, clout chasers, essentially.
Like who only want to be with you for your stature.
So the whole masterpiece of a video definitely did move me to tears regardless of who it's about.
It's amazing.
And this is not to say that I believe that to be true about zagbia at all but i was saying to you earlier like the like the amount of power you have
when you're somebody in that position like imagine just how emotional i am and stuff like the feeling
of being able to like turn my petty into something like so fucking amazing would be so satisfying i
want it more than anything it's
so crazy that we turn our petty into this yeah i guess i guess we do we we do have like some level
of it are you i'm taking a photo of something i have to cut like i just need to know the time
we're like literally in the middle of filming it'll just help me in the edit but like it is
just like it's a she's the most same with taylor swift it's like
you did me wrong guess what i'm gonna do 100 like it's so cool to me yeah okay i'm getting a little
too crazy if you ever i'll come yeah because he's gonna tiger you guys do you know what just
happened to brooke and this one i'll go petty cunt on because i don't i don't who the fuck is calling me chris miles again
oh my god i'm live on the canceled podcast hey chris
i'll call you when i'm done okay
that was pretty funny oof fucking hold on now now i have to deal with that one second
take your time i just saw this text hold please i think you should though we should though
any who's here sorry i just went really i think a little too hard on zach bia but like it just i
don't know i dude i love her it's this like it Zach Bia, but like it just, I don't know. I dude,
I love her.
It's this,
like,
it's the same way.
Like that's my friend.
I don't know how they win their relationship.
You know,
the Snooki sound.
It's like,
that's my friend.
He's always been a great fucking friend to me.
And I don't know what happened.
So all I can say is great song,
but also great friend.
And I don't know what happened,
you know?
Well,
that's the thing.
Those two things do not have to be like separate from one another.
You can enjoy the song and also enjoy the person that it's about and that's a beautiful thing 100 like stream karma it's a great song
stream uh uh trigger warning it's great stream all those songs let's move on to this taiga
conversation because i want to laugh i swear to god i'm terrified i'm afraid to speak with this
man ever again you shouldn't be because i have been and the same thing that happened to you has
happened to me a million times but to me me, I felt so like far removed.
Let me let me give you guys a little quick story time.
OK, I go out the other night.
We honestly the White Fox event.
It was the night of the last podcast we shot.
OK, I went out that night.
I got really drunk.
I left with a couple of friends and we go to this after party. OK, well, we go to the club friends and we go to this after party okay well we go to
the club and then we go to an after party and I walk into this after party it's a I mean fucking
40 million dollar house there's really only so many people who could own it but I'm I'm drunk
out of my mind okay like the all-white one with the glass balconies. That's the one. Not that I would know.
I walk in and I'm like, it's literally, it's not like an after party.
It's like six people who are at this house.
Someone comes up to me and goes, you need to leave right this second.
You are not, you are absolutely not welcome here.
Like you need to get out.
I go, what?
Especially because it's not like it's like a overpacked party it's like there's there are six people here like you did so you did something to piss on one of those and i was so
drunk that i was like i'm ugly i was like oh my god i'm getting kicked out because i'm ugly
because there's literally in my head i was like there's no other explanation like i don't have
beef with anybody like there's no why would i be getting straight up kicked out of a party
the guy who would kick me out he goes i'm just relaying the message like i was told girl in the
silver is not welcome here get out i leave i literally the whole way home i'm like oh my god
like i just got i just got the boot like humbling the next morning i get a call from my friends turns out it was taiga's house okay
and i have said some words about taiga on this podcast i honestly in my opinion never negative
but we've said words about taiga i know my limits and i also know like what's respectful and what's
not respectful had i known that that was taiga's house I never would have shown up because of course he's seen clips of us talking about like
there's been viral like situations but I always say this like because not to cut you off no but
the last time I saw Tyga was at Hyde nightclub he was performing and I was just snapping him being
like this is so embarrassing I hate this man and whatever and he he comes up
to me at some point and he's like I just hate everything you say about me online and it all
goes back to the same thing that you and I have always said on this podcast Taylor Swift if you
don't you know word to Zach B if guys don't want me to write bad songs about them then they shouldn't
do bad things so I've only ever said things that he's done He was like I hate everything you've said about me online
Like super pissed
Grow up
It's always blown my mind
That he sees everything
Because like if I
And hats off to you
The man's online
Hats off to you Michael
Is his name Michael?
Of course his fucking birth name is not Tyga Brooke
Scofield
Like I'm like Michael It's just like why are you seeing
like my tiktoks like and shit like i don't like if i was in his shoes i wouldn't be like seeing
that or caring about that taiga you're famous as fuck you're rich as fuck get off the fyp now
i also just think like like trevor said that shit about me I'm not gonna hate
You forever like when you're famous
And you're doing your damn thing in the
Streets of LA it word
Might get out no like
I know while I do agree with you
I still think it was like it was disrespectful
For me if somebody
Talked shit about me on the internet and then
Had the nerve to show up to my house
Absolutely I'd be
like get the fuck out absolutely so i texted him the next day i was like or dm'd him the next day
and i was like i am so genuinely so sorry i had no way like it's so disrespectful like i would not
have shown up if had i known it was your house left leaves me on scene i'm like sorry michael
but i just think it's but that was my first time like because i've never had it like
like i know he hates me he hates my guts like if i fucking died tomorrow i straight up said
on an episode i was like i've never had a bad experience with taiga he's always been nice to me
but i did say him and avril lavigne was like the pope in summer ray so i get it what did summer ray do i love her fattest ass around
but i'm just like no i i get it i get it i get why i got kicked out but i was yeah i completely
get why you got kicked out i just never thought that we'd see the day like obviously i've been
like i am 26 years old or yelled out at shit like for being there because he's there and i never
thought i would see it like also happen to you and And it made me feel seen. The fact that he even knows I exist, which is crazy because I've like personally like.
I don't know.
No, I grew up.
I guess I just don't understand.
I grew up listening to him.
I never thought we'd live in a realm where like my little stupid TikTok.
That's the thing.
I think they're close.
Like these people are closer to us than I sometimes realize.
One hundred percent.
And that's always been my downfall.
You know, I think I'm forever going to tell a story Like I'm talking to my friend on a couch
And then it's going to bite me later
It always does
It literally always does
I need to give you a really quick update
Okay
I'm watching the last episode of Cancel to make the edits
And this certain clip of everything
Is like my favorite clip ever
Like when we're talking about what that
hinge man that I was dating did for a living essentially I went on this date with this hinge
man it was a super good date he seemed like a super good guy um what he did for a living was
really funny he plays monsters in scary movies because he's six eight and it's like that no one
does that so it was really funny we talk about it like whatever and actually the night of the
white fox event as well so I just we shot that episode the night of the white fox event as well so i just
we shot that episode the day of the white fox event and i had just gone out with him on a date
the night prior right and um the next day he was like i would love to see you tonight and i was
like okay i have this event like i'll let you know like you know what i'm doing after like we can hang
out like maybe like if not you know like i'll let you know and he know what I'm doing after like we can hang out like maybe like if not
you know like I'll let you know and then he goes can I come with you and I go I find it very weird
that when you go on one date with someone them inviting them like you know it's a bold ask for
sure I wouldn't do it but you're also 34 I wouldn't be like yeah can I come you're also 34
like I also have to like do my thing at these events, like take photos all night.
Yeah.
Post for White Box, like stand up at the DJ booth and like get my little shit, like work,
like network, kiss babies.
I know that that sounds so like corny, but it's like I was paid to be there.
Like I was paid to be there for a reason.
And I don't want to like babysit this like six, eight horror movie man all night.
Like I want to like be able to just do my thing.
And I say like, I don't know.
Like let's meet up after.
And he's like, why not?
Like I can talk to people too.
I'm like, so what?
You're going to talk to like all like you're going to talk to Georgia.
You do not want to have Diablo all night.
Like you're 34.
Like I find that to be kind of strange, you know.
And so I was like, maybe i'll see you later and so after the white
box event um went by we ended up going to this after party right and you and i after party you
and i went to different things you went to daiga's house and i went to this place called off sunset
wait i actually went to off sunset too oh okay okay so i stayed there and i was there on a vibe
on my little after party vibe.
I just got my bag.
I just didn't work with my favorite fucking company.
Things are great.
And so he's texting me and he's like, what are you doing?
And I'm like, oh, I'm just still at this afternoon
hanging out with my friends.
I know it's like 1.15 a.m.
It's kind of late.
But if you wanted to watch a movie later, hang out,
I could potentially be down.
But I'm going to be here for a second, like blah, blah, blah.
And he's like, it's OK.
Like, I'm tired.
I'm in for like I'm either in for the night or I'm down to watch a movie in a little bit.
If you're done soon, like blah, blah, blah.
And I'm like, OK, perfect.
And he goes, where are you?
And I'm like, you're like none of your fucking business.
Well, no, I answer him just because I like he was just conversational.
I'm like, I'm at all.
I don't like where this is going.
He's like, where are you? And I'm like, oh, I'm at off sunset, like just vibing with my friends. Like, I'll tell you's just conversational. I'm like, I'm at off sunset. I don't like where this is going. He's like, where are you?
And I'm like, oh, I'm at off sunset.
Like just vibing with my friends.
Like I'll tell you when I'm done.
Tell me this man did not show up.
Five.
Five.
Five.
Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five minutes go by.
And he texts me and says, I'm outside.
Come get in my car, I'm outside. Come get in my car.
I'm outside.
Insane.
I live five minutes away.
I'm outside.
And I go, what do you mean you're outside?
And he's like, I'm outside.
Like, come get.
And I go, did I not just tell you?
I'm with my friends.
I'm having fun.
Like, who said pick me up? And I think that did I not just tell you? I'm with my friends. I'm having fun. Like who said pick me up?
And I think that's so crazy.
I think it's one thing if it's like your boyfriend.
Like fine.
Yeah.
It's your boyfriend.
It's fine.
Go get in the car.
Or tell your boyfriend to come in.
Do your thing.
Show up wherever I am.
Or even if we're like have been dating for like a month.
We went on one date the day before.
Why the fuck are you outside?
Don't be outside.
And so then he's like, I'm outside.
And I'm like, that is I literally responding.
That is not what I meant.
I just wanted to watch a movie, blah, blah, blah.
And then he's like, I'm not some type of booty call.
Like, I want to see.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Either way, I'd be seeing you.
You already had these plans tonight.
Yeah.
And it's not these potential plans.
No, I'm saying like you had you had your own thing going on and you had like that was.
Yeah.
Already.
And like either way, I'd be seeing you at 2 a.m. at my house.
What's the difference?
You just want me to go with you now.
Also, that's fucking weird.
Like, what do you mean?
And then he starts texting me all these texts.
And he's like, I packed a bag with my toothbrush.
You're really going to do this to me?
Who the fuck?
Wait, hold.
I swear to God.
Scary.
I know.
No, I know.
I know.
I packed a bag with my toothbrush.
You're really going to do this to me? Like, what do you mean? Come outside right now. I'm outside. And I'm I packed a bag with my toothbrush you're really gonna do this to me like
what do you mean come outside right now I'm outside and I'm like love you so much I'm not
coming outside you do not love him so much no at all literally at all but I'm just saying I didn't
say that but I'm just saying like you're hot and I had fun but like I'm not coming outside so
fucking weird do not show up where I am do not pack a bag what is wrong with you absolutely what
the actual fuck is wrong with you?
So then he sends me, I kid you not, 25 texts in a row, like just gray scrolling, like,
like, so what are we doing?
Like all just all this random ass shit.
Like, I don't even know.
And I just ghost him and I continue on my night and I go home and I go to bed.
Well, I didn't go to bed, but I won't tell you what I did yet.
That's for a different podcast.
Anyways, I'm like, we're already at an hour and boy, we have stuff to say this is gonna be a two-hour podcast you
guys wanted no guest episodes so and sorry aaron i'll pay you over time but anyways i go home i go
to bed i wake up the next day and he texts me and he goes sorry i did all that last night like i was
really tired was he drunk driving No no I don't
Believe him I I hate to be so offensive
But that would almost be better
Like what he's sober he doesn't
Drink um and you're doing
That sober which is also just my
I need hypnotherapy I almost said
No no no like
He doesn't drink like that is a good thing
I don't know why I'm like love a sober
I love a sober guy shout out a sober I love a sober guy
Shout out my son
Yet again
I love a sober guy
Like that's not
No
But
And so I was like
First of all
On my head
It's like
You were really tired
That's why you
Stuck me down
Well you know
How easy it is
To get tired
That is not
Normal tired behavior
I was really tired
That's not tired behavior
Ted Bundy
Didn't go on
The stand in court
And say oh i was really
tired sorry i was sleepy i was gonna say kill yourself and i had to if anyone's watching in
the video version i actually just had to like choke my like stop myself i'm saying i know you
didn't mean it i have a problem with saying that too lightly anyways i think we should bring you
back sorry no yeah honestly fucking kill yourself anyways um it's just sir i call him he's like, what do you mean I couldn't come to your little event?
Like, what's your job?
Like getting bottle service bought for you and people film it.
And I'm like, what's your job?
Being fucking Slenderman?
Like, and also like, yeah, that's my job.
I'm sorry.
That's that.
That is.
Yes.
That's what I do.
You know how how like for like how exciting that is
like that gets to be your job like I just don't even understand it's like a club appearance it's
not that uncommon of a thing in today's date that someone's job is a club appearance like
it just made no sense to me whatever if he's been on a date with you he should have
like at least a superficial understanding of what you do and what you're about which he did and so it was like
what is so and and why would i want you there like where are your social cues to the extent
of understanding that like why would i want someone i've been on one date with to be on my
arm while i have 50 cameras on me like i don't why would i want that that's giving me um blood
sucker fame fucker but doesn't even like dry like a goddamn vampire and you'd
think that but it's like you can just tell he's not a clout chaser he still has no idea what i do
like he's just condescending towards it whatever blah that's what i would and so we get in this
whole thing and and on the phone he goes he goes that strike one i know you're gonna make it up to
me and i go bitch i'm sorry you don't know who the
fuck you just went on a date with clearly if that's strike one with you you should turn around
and run can i tell you what you did wrong it should not have even gotten to this point in
conversation i would have blocked that man but before he had the chance to say well and to be
clear no i wouldn't have but a normal person would have. I'm going to screenshot these photos to insert into the podcast.
But I'm going to show you right now.
He is.
We get off this call and I'm getting on a plane.
Oh, this doesn't end.
And I'm getting on a plane to Vegas, right?
After this whole call of me being like, you don't know who you're dating.
If that's strike one.
And if that's strike one to you, I also have no respect for that.
Like you wanted to come to something you were uninvited to.
And then you showed up somewhere you were uninvited to try to pick me up and
I didn't want to get in your car because it's fucking weird
I literally made him meet me at our date
First of all you're giving me serial killer yeah
And I told him on our first date I met
You he was trying to pick me up for our first date
I said I met you here because I don't trust people that I
Meet like off rip like that you know yeah
And so it's like if you don't know Tana is very
Particular like she will not get
Uber by herself
Like no
You're safe
Like you're safe
I have blind trust
But there is a level
Of paranoia
Yeah
But like I mean
I have blind trust
In everybody
And that's how
You get like
Murdered and trafficked
Or something
You are very smart
About that
Like you're not
Going to meet somebody
The first time
Like in a private setting
Like you're very
Very good about that
Or the first five times Especially if you're from Hinge it's one thing we have mutual friends cool that's true
like i've never met a stranger like weird and so we get off this whole call of a fight do you want
to see the photos he texted me i'm about to insert them i swear to god we have this whole call we
have this whole call okay we i hang up i get on my flight to Vegas. I'm on my flight to Vegas.
What am I seeing?
Meat at a grocery store.
Like, look at it.
I don't know.
Who sent me a photo of meat at a grocery store?
Meat.
Meat.
Wait, what?
Meat. Look, look, look.
Meat photo.
Like a literal.
Wait, hold on.
It says pork bung.
Why do you send me?
I don't know
Wait
Meat
At a grocery store
And then this
And then this little
English muffin
And I'm not gonna say
His name
Let's say his name was
Zach
Let's say his name was
Zach
I go Zach what
No it can't be Zach
We did too much
Zach content
On this podcast
Just Brad
Oh Brad
I go
I'm a Brad
Josh
Jeff
We've done it all
Send me more food There's no context No context Just Brad. Oh, Brad. I go, I'm a Brad. Josh, Jeff, we've done it all.
Send me more food.
There's no context.
No context.
I go, you just told me that was my first strike and that my job is silly.
And then you sent me deli store meats.
You said that T-bone is strike three.
Absolutely.
You're a scary guy.
So then just keeps blowing me up like all these great texts
and I'm just being like, sorry, I'm busy, blah, blah, blah.
And the other night goes by.
This is the end of the story.
I just have to get to this because only a serial killer would do this.
Listen, I'm loving this story.
Only a serial killer would fucking do this.
I also just want to put it out there.
He called me this morning so many times.
My do not disturb was off.
I was in bed with other boyfriend and I go, what the fuck?
Anyways.
He texts me.
He texts me out of the blue While I'm at the
Like the club the other night
For new potential boyfriend
Suter's birthday
You're so good
And I'm with
New potential boyfriend Suter
And I'm at the club
For his birthday for a little bit
And the hinge guy texts me
And says
I like
And he's texting me
Like seven gray texts
Before this
And he says
I think there's an echo in here
Which is a very funny thing to say
holer honestly and i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna use it so zach brad whatever your name is cc
yeah whatever your name is like thank you so much honestly for that joke and i said oh do you ha ha
and he goes i've never blindly texted so much someone so much in my life like i don't know if
this girl's feeling me or not i need a heat check blah blah blah she's not feeling you you sent her meat yeah and stalked me down i go you're funny i
truly appreciate it he goes all this shit like this whole conversation like do you appreciate
it blah blah i'm just like clowning him back and then he goes where are you though well if i did
not learn my lesson and i go i'm not at off sunset but how funny you should have
told him like a really funny place oh wait for it bro god you're good you're my fucking soulmate
for that he goes i love that where are you though i'm at home in my underwear i'm not showing up
if you have to tell someone that you've been on one date with that, you're not going to show up to where they are.
You're a fucking that murderer is if there were a color redder than red
murderer,
murderer.
And I go,
I'm at Disneyland.
He's like Anaheim 48 minutes.
Fuck off.
I said,
I'm on magic mountain wearing a poncho.
Meet me under the castle.
You are hilarious.
And it just kept going.
And he was like clowning me.
And then he texted me randomly and said, I bet you're super close to my house.
And I go, actually, I'm on Space Mountain.
You're like Matterhorn is amazing.
Yeah.
Don't know.
What a fucking creeper.
Anyway, I'm never getting on him.
So then he sent me like 17 texts
his last one just says tan my integrity wanes with like a little sad he's a i mean he sounds
like he's an intellectual very smart guy like what's wanes smart like i know what wanes means
but like i would never use it in a sentence no and also was just like no texting me so smart and
that's what sucks i love a smart guy being like how's your clandestine swore me too but like we
were talking about like overlooking things that is not
overlookable that is a block your number i never see you actually should block him i should do it
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I saw you filmed the podcast
Did you talk about Turks?
Oh Debbie
I go your mom texted you?
No I was literally floored
Everyone can't fathom that I'm adopted
It's so funny
Every time I'm like my mother
Everyone's like really she texted you?
I'm like no
Debbie texted me I think it's weird Because I'm adopted It's so funny Every time I'm like My mother Everyone's like Really she texted you I'm like no Debbie texted me
I guess I think it's weird
Because I'm adopted
But I still say
Like my grandparents
Are my grandparents
Like they're my parents
But they're not
I gave up on that
A long time ago
My mother and father
Are forever Debbie and Arash
And
Love her
I had the longest convo
With Debbie last night
Well because she's trying
To get the tea
From how we're going
To end this podcast
She just wants to protect her little kiddos.
I understand.
There's a lot going on, you know?
Do we get into that or do we have any more like lighthearted topics to talk about?
I have so many more things to talk about and we're in an hour and five minutes.
Can I go to the bathroom real quick?
Yeah.
Yeah, honestly, I have to too.
Should we spider pee?
What?
Erin, we have to teach you too much.
You honestly need to get on Urban Dictionary.
Spider peeing is like when a girl sits and pees and the guy pees in between their legs that's crazy i'm genuinely
calling hr i don't we're not it was a joke light-hearted colleen i'm just kidding that was
my light-hearted topic in question can we have a moment to please discuss one of don't say iconic but let me know i wasn't gonna say iconic
i was gonna say swing worse let me discuss myself i do not even know the scandal at hand okay like
maybe i should have taken my time to research this before the podcast and even the tiktok i
made about it like people are hating on me because apparently like i should know like is it more
serious than we think it is yeah like i think i'm not on I think she's in a serious scandal
for like a lot of DMs she sent to like fans a long time ago okay I've seen like two screenshots
they are very very very like why are you sending that to people that you don't know I guess you
know okay um and apparently she we're talking about Colleen Ballinger she had had a
scandal Miranda sings yeah good job Miranda sings her apology she had had a scandal for this years
ago I guess and apologized and then it resurfaced so she kind of had to post a secondary apology. Again, I am not calling the topic at hand funny.
I don't know enough about it to even, you know, continue on that.
I'm just saying to apologize for anything.
I don't care if you're apologizing for cheating on your significant other, to apologize for anything with a ukulele and a song
is the most insane shit I've ever fucking seen.
It is, like, it is crazy.
And I only know about it because of your TikTok.
Like, I feel like maybe that side of the internet
is, like, far from me but what the
fuck like imagine imagine that also just imagine in like my more serious scandals of life i sat
down with the ukulele i wrote a song i filmed a rough draft no that's what i was gonna say do you
think she had drafts i mean anytime you're writing a song like you have to like sing it to yourself first and you have to like rough draft it first any apology in general when you are at that caliber
I mean correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like this is a you thing it has to get run by some
people you know what I mean like I feel like someone has to be like okay like yes like this
can go online anytime I've ever apologized I definitely showed it to people and they were like, yes or no.
And honestly, everyone who ever told me, yes, you were super wrong.
I should have.
Have you done it wrong?
Fuck out.
Of course, I've apologized.
So wrong.
You've never had a ukulele.
I'm not going to lie.
I've posted some apology videos that could have been filmed so differently and better.
But I look back at the ones that I got condemned for
for being quote unquote bad.
And it's like, I wish I had a fucking ukulele.
How funny.
Who does that?
She's innovative.
Next time I apologize for something,
it's going to be with a harp.
Could you imagine me with a violin?
Like, I'm sorry I suck dick in your movie theater.
Can you please play it right now?
It's Colleen Bellinger's last video titled Hi, and I just need Brooke to see this.
She titled it Hi.
Hi.
Which is something I probably would have done in 2019.
Like, I'm not even going to lie to you.
I'm not, you know.
Like, bye sister.
And she says in the video very quickly in the video she says
my team said I couldn't talk about it so I'm gonna sing about it she say that there's no way
and it's like your your team Seth my manager that's like your lawyer is saying like you
can't say this but you can do a flash mob Like Dad Seth
My manager
If you're ever watching this
Natalie for Brooke
If we ever try to sing
An apology
Please
5150 me
Horrible
Horrible
But Natalie would
100% let me do it
Seth
Would call me
And be like
You fucking idiot
You fucking imbecile
Slice that
And that's why
Tink sneaks the big bucks
Look at the screen grab like you're that sad
and you're about to pull out a ukulele no no no no just play it from the very fucking beginning
in a while since you saw my face i haven't been doing so great so i did a little break
a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true
doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long as it's entertaining. Right?
No.
I'm not kidding, I refuse.
Wait.
All aboard the toxic gossip train.
Wait, she's good.
All aboard the toxic gossip train.
Marina Sainz.
Yeah.
The toxic gossip train.
You got a one way ticket to the station.
Is she gaslighting me
wait not the run
i have chills i have full body chills at how bad i think this is and it's saying so much coming
for me those are the top comments like tana mojo thinks it's like instant like it's just so
chewy and millennial.
Wait, I got it.
I need a little bit more.
I'm like high on this.
Skip, I have like 40 seconds.
I like that she like incorporated a spoken word.
I don't like any of it, by the way.
But it was an observation, I mean.
How is this 10 minutes long?
Who makes a 10 minute song
Unless you're fucking Taylor Swift
All too well Colleen's version
All too well 10 minute version
Hi
I just said that I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years. I poured my heart out to you. Because of that, I feel like I'm talking to my friends.
But at the beginning of my career, I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there.
There were times when I needed to share.
Wait, I think she's helping me.
Wait, I have to stop.
To my toxic gossip.
Back to the chorus.
Locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations.
You should never use the word locomotive in your apology
I was gonna say video
But so I'm
Wait isn't there like locomotion
Like that's what I know
Locomotive's like in a train
So the locomotive's fueled with toxic acid
You don't get enough credit for how smart you are
Okay I think I've seen enough.
You get it.
I don't, again, like you said, I don't want to make a funny joke of it.
Because obviously what's going on sounds pretty serious to me.
But at the same time, don't get a ukulele out if you don't want people to make fun of you a scandal aside this is my
opinion exactly scandal aside scandal aside the ukulele alone should be a new scandal in my opinion
it is why would you do that because it's it just feels doesn't she have a husband? I would hope the person I marry Is smart enough
And knows me and my life enough
To be like
Hey babe
Don't
Actually I don't know if she's
But I think sometimes it's
Like you really should just take a second
But also like
Like Shane Dawson
Gone
Well he's back now
But I'm saying
But he like you know
Like he got cancelled
And he was like
Okay But also even imagine Shane Dawson came back with an acoustic guitar saying sorry i
fucked my cat too far sorry he didn't i don't know i don't think he did i don't know oh my god
okay honestly conversation over like so over like yeah we're in dangerous territory like
it's just ridiculous you know like, like, imagine James Charles.
Like, and I did it at your birthday dinner.
Oh, my God.
I think it was, yeah.
Oh, my God.
He would do it, too.
And he'd be like, what was it?
Pull me out.
No, no, no, no, no.
What's in the water?
No, remember, everyone's like, you're a cat.
When it needs to go, like, come inside, it pull me out pull me out it's like tampon when you left it
into like pull me out that just happened to me yeah you're confusing the people i don't know
they know they know they know they're smart i'm just saying point even me like
sorry i had a bad convention like sorry about your son burn
it's not funny yeah it's pretty funny it's not funny david dobert comes online tomorrow with
an electric guitar like jeff i fucking put you on a crane like i don't get it who else does that
to be fair actually after tana con I did make a song called Fuck Up.
And so maybe actually I'm literally...
Was that your inspiration?
I don't think you should say that.
No, it kind of was.
It was what I was going through at the time.
But honestly, I just, yeah.
I have no room to be weighing in on this.
However, I find it very funny.
So, thank you.
Actually, I have a little room to be weighing in on this as well i'm
i'm not in that place again nothing to do with the scandal everything to do with the ukulele
i hope you have enjoyed the um current ongoings of our lives however great word because i couldn't
think of it well it's not however we just went on a birthday trip to Turks and Caicos.
I'm like Turks and Tanicos.
We went to Turks and Caicos for Tana's birthday.
Amazing, beautiful, like happy, amazing trip.
We did have a very amazing time.
I love Turks and Caicos.
I went there on the Tarte trip.
And I went there with-
Tarte, please.
I have Tarte, face tart face tape foundation shape tape
concealer tart is so amazing and the trip was so amazing and I was there with only page like page
and I went with everyone else you know right and we were there and we were like I was like Turks
is so amazing I want to bring like all my best friends back they're like my family yeah and um
so I every year for my birthday,
we do a trip.
And this year we went to Turks and we had a great time,
honestly.
Like it was,
it was truly amazing.
Like the house was amazing.
It's so beautiful there.
We also all kind of were treating Turks like Cabo.
Like we all were very drunk in my,
like,
I guess very,
very,
very drunk.
It felt to me like turks like how i had
heard of it always was like very glamorous like it's like a little island it's so beautiful and
it's like and it is glamorous we stayed in the same house that drake stays in but like it was
great like insane with uh new york housewives or real housewives of new york or something vibes
but we were getting a little messy.
Every time I send us all on a trip for my birthday, I make sure that we have a house that's fully staffed,
like a bartender and a chef and a pool attendant
and all that stuff.
How fun is that?
Which is so amazing,
and I'm so grateful to even be in the place
to do stuff like that.
I can't even imagine Dirty Door me thinking
that I could ever do that, you know and but with that also comes
you can order anything you want at any time so if you want a shot of 1942 every two minutes
you can have that and boy does lila take advantage
god byla we had to keep yelling at her the whole trip to stop ordering things like it's i feel bad
like because that's like an like i don't know what it is or like what happened to me along the way that makes me so cautious of
that but like oh i agree even when somebody is hired for that job to do that job i feel bad too
much i'm like oh my god i would and obviously they were paid very well and like hired very well
and stuff and they're so accommodated and the entire staff loved us by the end of the trip
they were like hugging us goodbye and like in tears that we were leaving
which i have no idea why because we're so terrible in my opinion drunk wise but we're also all very
loving thankful people so like i think that you know and to be clear it's not like like lila was
like being disrespectful to anybody but lila was like lila's just funny old day like shot
shirley temple piña colada, Mai Tai.
Like, we're like, girl, one drink at a time.
Absolutely insane.
But we had a very, very fun trip.
And I wish I could talk about it now.
Because it was a seven-day trip.
And for six of the seven days, I had so much fun.
It was like an amazing trip.
I'm sad that you can't think
of it that way like I mean yeah I can I can I can like compartmentalize it everything about it was
so fun you know yeah I want to cry don't cry because I'll cry look I already started because i can tell you're sad wait it's so stupid wait i'm not look i have a
problem i have a genuine issue see i can can you not like suck back in the tears i think i probably
can jeff and i talked about this once like you can tear up and like literally dry it up like
that's what i did earlier and you go are you crying crying No And we had a great trip I love Turks and
Caicos there's this bar
In we'll tell some funny
Stories first I guess I just have to get back in a funny
Headspace wait
And there's this bar in the middle
Of the ocean in Turks and Caicos
And it's Drake's favorite bar
Sorry I couldn't suck it back wait Not kidding middle of the ocean in Turks and Caicos and it's Drake's favorite bar. Sorry,
sorry.
I couldn't suck it back.
Wait,
wait,
not kidding.
Oh,
Noah's Ark.
Like that shit looked different in the Bible.
You know what I mean?
Absolutely.
It did probably so different in the Bible.
And this bar used to actually be very like,
we met the owner this weekend.
He was telling us that like,
like I built this bar and like people
come to it but i wasn't succeeding until drake came and like said it's like the best bar in the
world those are my favorite kinds of stories where like somebody like puts like a place on the map
and then like it it's like the recognition it deserves yeah so now the owner is like a millionaire
because drake went there like three times and it's super fun there was one day that we were on
the trip and Amari Amari has a serious I'm we're just gonna tell funny stories I hope you guys know
hilarious we I know it yeah very quickly I also hope you guys know we also had a lot of wholesome
moments on the trip like hugging loving each other I'm so thankful for you guys I love you
but those aren't the stories that are gonna make it it to the podcast so it's going to be like it's going to be the
feral ones yeah but i i hope that the viewers know we also had sweet dinner sweet lunch we
should talk about the wig party but start with amari's fire hose amari has a serious problem
he's always had this problem since childhood Where he thinks he's gonna throw up
And he holds it in
He doesn't say a word
And he doesn't say a word
And he holds it in
And then spews
Unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life
It's like a movie
It literally looks like special effects
I will say
In my 13, 14 years of being friends with Amar
He's never thrown up on me, thank God.
But I think that's because he knows I've told him
like the violence you would see come from me
is so irreparable.
Very scary.
Like I will find the nearest knife.
Vomit is one of my biggest fears.
He has a serious problem with it.
It's very serious.
I think it's like emetophobia.
It is.
I have that.
Ectomophobia.
Like I have a serious fear of vomit.
It's secondary to my fear of bugs.
It's a real phobia.
I've seen people go through very traumatic things and very terrible things happen.
And I can say that like the vomiting just it does something to me like I don't like it.
And we had an incident a couple of months ago where I'm just going to say it honestly.
The people's names.
It was Suede Brooks birthday at a club.
Set the scene baby.
At a club called Delilah here in LA.
And Amari had a throw up moment where he took a shot.
And that's the thing.
It's never that he's too drunk.
He could do this after two shots.
He could do this after one shot.
It's always like.
I think the drunk went down the wrong pipe vibes.
And I believe that.
Because I watch it happen.
It can be one shot.
I've seen it happen like sober one shot.
I've seen it happen with food he doesn't like. Like if something goes in and he doesn't like the way it goes in he's
going to spew it back out like the la fire department like it's the most insane shit i've
ever seen in my life and we had this incident in la where it was suede brooks birthday and amari
spewed vomit all over suede brooks her three birkins delilah bell like just terrible people
like just girls trying to enjoy their time and to me it's not so much that he fire hoses these people
it's more so that after it happens every time he's like hold on he's like why are you kicking
me out that was an accident and it like, you just threw up on everyone.
It's the equivalent to like shitting on someone.
But every time he'll be like, not that big of a deal.
You guys are being so dramatic. And it's like, you just threw up on seven people.
It's so terrible.
And we were at Noah's Ark in Turks.
And Ty, Amari's ex-boyfriend, keep in mind,
they've been broken up for a while.
But Ty is also our best friend. So Amari's ex-boyfriend, keep in mind, they've been broken up for a while, but Ty is also our best friend.
Amari is obviously my brother,
and if anything ever terrible happened between them,
I'm always going to be there for my brother.
But the breakup was very mutual and amicable,
and Ty's only best friends are all of us.
Like Ty's around because he's best friends with all of us.
It's like the family situation.
It's like, okay, they're divorced, still in the family.
Absolutely.
Especially because there was no wrongdoing really on either side.
Just a breakup, you know?
So I bring Ty on the birthday trip, obviously,
because that's my best friend as well.
And Amari and Ty have been hanging out here.
Like, they're fine.
They're fine hanging out, you know?
They're very good.
But they're not dating anymore.
They just can hang out, you know?
And amicable. No, I'm saying it's admirable to me because it's like i could never be in the same
friend group with my ex for correcting you because that was so true and word to the last episode
neither can i um and we're all at noah's ark we're at the bar and again they're amicable exes they're
fine but like they're not dating anymore and amari takes
his first shot of the day at the bar doesn't like the way it goes down and spews vomit all over
ty and kyla first of all kyla is also The number one Nicest person
In our friend group
Every single other person
Kyla doesn't have
A terrible
Everyone has a bad side
Except
Probably except Kyla
Yeah
Yeah
100%
Like
She's so
Oh my god
Amari just showed up
This is not the time
I was standing at the bottom
As soon as she was listening
I was like
I heard my name
And I was like
That's scary
Amari just showed up
Oh bestie
You're gonna you're gonna
you're gonna hate this you might have to defend yourself like i threw up no amari see that's the
problem is even on camera right now he goes i threw up and then he's like no baby you know
do you threw up on someone they can't they can't change their clothes we are in the middle of the
ocean you were scared you were gonna get banned from noah's ark you should be banned from
ty no ties in his bed right now i think anyways no so first of all amari just kept saying the words
it was just a little spew that's what i was that's the point i was trying to make earlier is that he
always tries to make it seem like it was no biggie like you guys are being dramatic like he's a he's a
throw up gas lighter yeah he's always like you're crazy that was an accident like move on and you
really don't gas like other than that you don't get outside at all like if you and me fought you
like i'm sorry like you only do that when that happens but But I know the look in his eyes, and I can see it right now where he's like...
At one point, I had to go up to you with a butter knife
and say, if that was me, this would be in your fucking neck.
Like, I had to, like, really perspective it to him.
Like, you know what I mean? Blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, like, yeah, lay it down.
And so...
People were looking at me too and I was gone.
Dive into the ocean, make sure that I got out that way.
That was the one, one really fortunate thing.
I wish you were on the mic.
Amari just said people were looking at me and I was gone.
Was out that bitch and had to dive into the ocean so quick.
But I was going to say that's the one like actually really fortunate thing about that situation is that.
You can just go drown you can just wash
yourself off like you're supposed to be in and out of the ocean yeah that can't happen at poppy amari
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I look at everyone in the group and I say, Amari has done this enough that I have $250
on the fact of someone puking on him. I have $250 to whoever in the group will go back and throw up on Amari has done this enough that I have $250 on the fact of someone puking on him.
I have $250 to whoever in the group will go back and throw up on Amari, right?
Then everyone's, I'm like, double it and pass it to the next.
So then Brooke says she's going to double it.
Joey, T.W., says he's going to double it.
So we're at $750.
I'm on FaceTime with Modson.
He throws $50 on it
Everyone else starts throwing hundreds of dollars on it
We get this singular puke to like 2k
I think three grand
I think we got to $3,000
For someone to just go throw up on Amari
And we pay Lila
And she was trying all weekend
And we just like never got there
Do you think it still applies's do you think it still applies
Or do you think it had to happen in Turks
Because there's still 3k
I'll do it I'll do it in an hour
You know what's funny is that one point of it
We were at $900 and Lila goes
I could go do anal for $900
I'd rather do that get my money up
Like she was finessing her own money up
But for the record
Had this offer happened just
like maybe two days sooner i would have done it at the atlanta airport okay because i was throwing
up on you the fucking stewardess everyone brooke and i did blackout on the plane and she had to
throw up in the atlanta airport bathroom and it was a very humbling experience stay tuned for my
vlog please watch it it will be live at the time that this airs so there's still a three thousand dollar offer on lilac to puke on a mori and that's really the
moral of the story i don't know so many things happened there was an entire breakout fight
in the group over nachos and we called it nacho gate nacho gate um because every day like it's it's so funny because we do we really like our group is
12 or 12 13 people yeah like i mean there's like swingers like people who kind of come in and out
but like the core group is like probably 12 people who have swingers no well we have people who are
like in the group but not quite in it but it's very like family so there's not a day that like
a fight doesn't happen it's never like usually not that and it's very like family so there's not a day that like a fight doesn't happen it's never like
usually not that and it's very much like i'll always die for you but like we're gonna fight
right now because like because we're so honest with each other you and me gotten a fight over
facetune which we'll talk about jet ski gate no life jacket life jacket gate life jacket gate i'm
sorry but nacho gate nacho gate breaks out because lila has all this dirt and snow Lila this I'm usually a sand and
dirt you know I wanted I was on go with Lila like you like me and Lila were bickering a lot but this
in this particular scenario I was totally on Lila's team because everyone was like I'm hungry
like we need a snack okay and they're like we had people who were like on our staff and stuff but
they I think they spoke
like czech so a lot of the time when we asked for if we'd be like oh make nachos he'd be like
thank you and it was fine but like you know so we just obviously make our own snacks like you
don't like whatever we just go in the kitchen so lila was like okay like i'll make nachos so
lila goes to the kitchen and makes sand under her nails though okay but like you gotta you
gotta give that.
It doesn't matter.
You weren't even there.
You slept through this day.
It's true.
Lila, I will go to bat for you.
She did pee the bed, though.
Lila will get to that.
Lila goes to the kitchen and she makes like literally the most beautiful plate of nachos I've ever seen.
Did you drink that whole?
I'll get there.
She's spending time in the kitchen.
Lila's putting in work.
OK, and she brings them out, sets them down.
And I don't know if I should name names because I don't want to see.
Well, Kyla, Paige and Natalie go into jokes about like how there's shit under her nails.
Cracking jokes about like you can't eat anything Lila makes because of like like shit under her nails cracking jokes about like you can't eat
anything Lila makes because of like like dirt under her nails or whatever like they're just
making jokes like being funny but like if I were Lila I'd be like okay dumb stupid horse I just
made you these nachos fuck you I can see both sides because I'm Lila but I remember we were
in the Atlanta airport and Lila told me she hadn't washed her hands in three days you know
like I do there is a point.
But then don't eat the nachos.
Yeah.
You don't have to say like she's fucking gross.
Like she just made those for you.
But also my biggest life thing is do not try to dish the I don't know the phrase.
I'm sorry.
I never can't take the heat.
Get out the kitchen.
Yes.
But Lila was in the kitchen making beautiful nachos.
But I'm saying Lila will shit on everyone in a room so if someone's gonna shit on you for having I know
but you know she'll have her moments where she'll randomly get her feelings hurt and you're like
wait you literally just she'll call me like a brown tooth stupid unlovable idiot and then I'll
be like hey Lila I can see your hair extension showing and she'll like cry get her feelings and I'm like what my teeth aren't brown I don't know it was because it was the like the
execution of it all I know you were not present I'm like reliving nacho gate right now but everyone
was so drunk that Natalie was literally talking at this level and like Lila could hear her and
then she'd turn to me and she'd be like she can't hear me and I'm like yes she can and so it just became this like literal brawl over a set of nachos
that I consumed entirely by myself Lila's nail dirt and all but just how funny is that and and
we thought we were like haha funny we're gonna go home and it's like nacho gate was the fight of
the weekend and then how funny is it that an hour later
Brooke and Lila are like hugging in the pool
Like you're my sister I would die for you
I was always on team Lila
Natalie and Lila then like
We'll all just like be so real about things
And like be like fuck you fuck you
Okay we're good now cause we got it out
And then like an hour later we'll love each other
Brooke and I had a fight
We had one fight of the week
Which is like
Actually good
Because
Not to make it sound bad
But we do fight a lot
Like but just
It's always like funny
Like ha ha fight
Like sister fight
I don't think we fight
Like serious fight
Our only ever serious fight
Was the Mindy sitch
Yeah
And we'll talk about that
It's sister fights
It's just like
Don't fucking do that
That's the thing
It's so sister
Like we'll yell for 20 minutes
And they'll be like
But I love you
Anyways Like Who should tell their perspective first i think me
personally is this jet ski life jacket gate we love adding gate to everything now it's our new
thing i and i'm gonna tell this story in a nice way i we were having i'm not kidding this was
like probably if i were gonna
like rank top 10 days of my life especially because of what happened at the end of this day
my favorite days ever okay i was having so much fun it was like blissful everyone's like jet
skiing swimming whatever i take a photo like ari and ari's on a jet ski tana's on the back
lila and natalie are like literally like pitter pattering in the pool.
Like it is the sweetest photo.
I take a photo like you can.
I got the whole scene.
OK.
And I I know my friend.
OK.
So I'm like she's hunchback on a on a jet ski.
Notre Dame.
She's Notre Dame.
Yeah.
So like I'm going to give her a little a little like snatch.
Like fix my hunchback.
Yeah.
Like straight in my spine.
I mean, you're on a jet ski.
You're scared.
So you're like this.
And you were like that.
So I was like, I'm going to fix it.
And then I post it.
And I'm so excited to show Tana because I'm like, I thought I was literally like fucking
Picasso.
I was like, I cannot believe I captured this.
This is art.
OK.
It's mad. And here's what I'm going to say. No, no. Shut up. I I captured this. This is art. Okay? I was mad.
Here's what I'm going to say.
No, no, shut up.
I'm not done.
Okay, cool.
I give her a snatch-a-roonie.
I don't even tell her.
Okay?
Because I'm like, that's how you looked in your life jacket.
You looked amazing.
There was no hunchback.
You were straight up.
I show it to her, and she goes haywire she's like i can't believe
you wouldn't facetune me i'm like i did but it's like a life jacket no one looks no one looks cute
and snatched in a life jacket but i did what i could yeah and i posted it because i knew that
about you oh it was literally Armageddon.
Here's what I'll say.
I'm drunk and I'm sorry if I made you feel some type of way.
Because that's not what I was going for.
What happened is my hunchback was so bad that Brooke was reshaping me on Facetune In,
which is understandable.
You're straightening my spine.
You're fixing what is like terribly awful. Like you're making me look the way I looked in my life jacket standing,
but my ass got caught up in the reshape.
Oh,
like in the collateral,
in the collateral.
And so my butt looked way smaller than it is.
I'll show it on the canceled podcast right now.
If I have to have the video,
she made me delete it.
Oh,
I have it from the group chat.
No,
I don't think you should even show it.
Cause it's,
I, I, I honestly went a little crazy. Don't show it. Don't show it. Oh, you. I have it from the group chat. No, I don't think you should even show it, because it's, I honestly went a little crazy.
Don't show it.
Don't show it.
I know she's going to cut it anyway.
Don't show it.
But.
I just, I just wanted my butt to look how my little butt looks with my life jacket standing
up.
But I wasn't nice about it.
And I was in a very angry mood, which is what we will get into.
No, you were, you were dealing with some stuff so i'll give you that and like i i was also like for that like couple days i started my period last
day and i was like oh i was very like and it's funny because when you and me are like yeah like
when we start our periods we get like so catty to each other like sisters the same way if two
sisters live in a household and you start your period like you get catty like it's nothing like
but we were detrimental we love each other fighting i literally was like because i was like The same way if two sisters live in a household and you start your period, like you get catty. Like it's nothing like detrimental.
We love each other.
But we were fighting.
I literally was like, because I was like, I thought like it bothered me because only
a couple of days before, like we had a similar situation.
I posted like the cutest, sweetest photo of Tana frolicking on the beach.
And she was like, I don't look good.
And I got mad at her because it's like, you look amazing.
You literally look amazing.
Dysmorphia is always going to hit.
But it bothers me because like, look what we're doing right now you're on video you look amazing love you see and i hate it i
want to face up it but like that's and i'm not i don't want to be like kendall jenner about it
because i edit my pictures i like yeah you know what i mean like i do that too but it like it
like sometimes i'm like you look so cute like i wish you just thought it and i will say i appreciate
your love for me for that like you're very nice to me about it.
It was, like, such a sweet friendship picture because it was, like, four people.
Like, it shouldn't have been caught in a photo.
Like, two of them were on their jet ski.
Like, it was a cute pic.
But that was our big fight.
But don't you worry.
Which is funny that it was our big fight.
It was over in 10 minutes.
And then we were, like, hugging on the boat dock.
We fucked up.
There were two Noah's Ark trips.
One of them was that.
But that was the second one. We forgot to talk about the most important thing that happened on the first one do we say that or not what ashley fell off the dock it's not funny well here's what
i will say we don't have to say that but it's in my blog well yeah actually here's what i'm gonna
say one sentence you already said your sentence so this makes sense
for me saying this sentence
I understand what it is like to see
someone
do some shit that's funny as fuck
or that sucks
when they have not necessarily been so nice
to you it wasn't even so much
well
yeah Ashley fell off the dock
and so Brooke was
For two days
Someone looked at you
At one point
And goes
The only sentence
I've heard you say
For a day
Is Ashley fell off the dock
Honestly I'm sorry
That
Something's wrong
I'm not kidding
It was like a record player
In my head
Like that's all
I could think about
No 100%
But it was like
We were all that drunk
There's a photo
Of that day
And I was so hammered
That like
We got off the yacht
ashley and brooke were sleeping together on the yacht everyone was very drunk we get off the yacht
and we're all walking in and ashley falls off the dock and i like has to be rescued off
like the boat captain had to jump in the water and rescue her it's kind of funny it was hilarious um
and i kissed the captain
of the boat i made out with him for saving her i had to as you you know what that's what you do
that's what you do it wasn't okay it wasn't that if it were anyone it would be funny if it were
lila i would but i would have said it just as many times absolutely but who falls off the dock
it's insane hilarious doesn't matter that was the first night so so
what's important about that story is like this whole crew like that that ran this boat situation
was like witnessed that and like the chaos of it all and they like the next time we chartered a
boat which was a couple days later they were like we need to control the alcohol consumption because
like this cannot happen again so we go on the boat again a couple
days later it gets a little crazy i've been mindy'd before correct i'll probably get mindy'd again
um for those who don't know mindy'd is a reference to a situation of a friend of yours hooking up
with a man that is or was once yours yeah it's a verb we use
obviously the original mindy was me yes copilot um and we worked that out like i'm gonna be real
like just to like i guess we're starting it right now but yeah i hate our whole mindy situation
because it was like obviously i like this boy and i was hooking up with him you hooked up with him whatever you told me that day you said i did it i'm sorry whatever and i was really angry
about it and that's why you and i weren't friends for like a long like probably five months four
months it was it was probably i think it was like three months it wasn't and i made a lot of mistakes
during that situation like i used to be the type of person who acted so much out of anger.
And I still find myself fighting those demons, you know, where I act out of anger.
But I learned a lot from our situation that, yes, I hated when that happened in the moment.
But you and I could have discussed that.
I should have never made that YouTube video. Yeah. But at the same time, like it's you were not invalid in making me like, of course, like
there were parts of it that I didn't love.
But you're extremely hurt in a situation by somebody who was very close to you.
I understand now, maybe not so much at the time, but like I understand now like where
your head was at making the video.
I used to be the type of person where when anything hurt me, I would just like that's why I started YouTube.
Because I hated my family.
I hated everything.
Like I would just make a video like when.
Yeah, you're like a responsive person.
Don't do it.
We're like like we're like I had nothing to lose.
So I'd make a video about what hurt me.
I would tell the people who watch me because I felt like they were the only people who would listen.
And so I became that type of person.
And like I was very hurt by you so I made a video and then you and I became friends again and people would always be like why do you do that you're so forgiving it's
like because you should never end your friendship over a stupid boy don't get me wrong if I date
someone for fucking years and years and I love him like if anyone fucks Chris Miles or if anyone
that's a friendship Paul or if anyone fucks the people that are mods on if anyone fucks chris miles or if anyone that's a friendship paul or if
anyone fucks the people that are mozart or anyone fucks the people i love like i would hate that you
know and that would be a different situation but like over a fuck buddy or a stupid boy like you
shouldn't act like that you know yeah we've said it too we've like addressed it i think on our
podcast and others like it looking back on it now we're like how fucking stupid of us like like a
friendship that actually mattered to fight over somebody who really like didn't matter objectively
doesn't matter objectively didn't matter at all like i was hurt in the time but like we could
have worked that out off camera you know and you and i had that situation but it also made us
stronger and i i wonder if the canceled podcast would have ever even started if
it wasn't for that situation because we almost both realized that we're both so good at being
conversationalists and giving each other banter and loving each other through everything which
I think and hold each other accountable just be like listen like this is what you did wrong this
is what I did wrong and that's like it was like that was and that was important to the like
everything I wouldn't change anything about the fucking Kana Mindy situation for anything
because now we have this and life is really good, you know?
Yeah.
And I really love you.
And I think, like I said, I learned a lot from that situation
about how I would handle it differently, which I guess brings me to my current life.
I'm literally such a baby.
No.
And I'm not mad at you for it at all now like at all now you know no i know but
and i think still the whole thing like makes me a little bit like not not sad because like we we
do laugh about it now it's like that guy if you guys knew that guy like come on it's hilarious
it's like fighting over but it makes me sad because i don't just like i don't feel like i
ever see you really especially
like express that you're hurt i feel like a lot of times you do get hurt but you don't show it
so when like something happens to you and you show that you're hurt like it it makes me really sad
because it's like i don't know yeah i show that i can anything can happen to me and i show that
i'm hurt and you never do and so essentially i guess the torch wait brooke this is not your story i'm like
no i understand essentially the torch got passed you you passed the bindi torch
which i'm gonna say like you you're being like so the bigger person for it you know but there was a lot
of time where I think my friends everyone I had forgiven you we had already restarted the
canceled podcast but people were like so still mean and still making you feel excluded and still
coming at you but that is also what you do like the same way if somebody like like a guy
even like did you really wrong like you might take him back but i'm always gonna think about
like what he did yes but like you're like the same way you don't tell your parents when like
a friend does you wrong because they'll never forget it yeah i got that aspect of it i knew
that like it was going to be harder to gain back like the people around you who care about you a lot than it was going to be like to like work on us kind of thing yeah and you and I
had forgiven our friendship for so long we'd restarted the canceled podcast you know and
I think people were very much not so nice to you and I would always defend you and stick up for you
but there were just certain people who were very stuck on fuck brooke like she did
this to tana so we they can't be friends like essentially and i was like well i'm we are friends
so it is what it is you know and the only reason that i bring up this situation is because reddit
has taken it tenfold and i only know that because my little friend's an addict and we look at it together.
I'm back on drugs.
And I don't think that's a bad thing.
I think that it's good that you keep up with what the people think
and we can take certain things into ensuring that this podcast.
That's the thing.
It's hard not to cut you off, but I think about it and it's like,
I know what people like and don't like because of it,
but I also know what people like and don't like, and it. But I also know what people like and don't like.
And then it hurts my feelings.
Yeah.
And there's definitely a balance there.
Like, we always talk about, you know.
And it's not that I don't appreciate that.
But shit happened on this trip towards the end.
I've spoken to both people in this situation, you know.
And I think there's a lot of miscommunication and a lot of misunderstanding
you know like I didn't necessarily care about that guy fucking anyone at all I've hooked up
with his friends you know yeah I just felt like I maybe wouldn't have invited him on the trip
I necessarily felt like I was maybe lied to by a couple people. Yeah, I feel like it was, like, circumstantial.
I feel like we might not have given yet enough context.
Like, basically, like, can I say?
Yeah, I mean, you have to.
Basically, it was, like, the friend group on a trip,
and then for the last couple days,
Tana invited, like, a guy she used to date,
like, back in the day and he's just like a
like a funny guy like we laugh at him so it was just like whatever like funny and we very much
broken up amicably and it was very much like i like we both know we shouldn't be together so
we're good friends so come on the trip you're my friend you know and I totally feel that way but at the same time
my family every day is like marry him and he's calling me on holidays yeah you have a soft like
a little soft spot for him like I care about he's a good guy I don't necessarily think that like we
should be back together like at all like but it happened and yeah there's yeah a soft spot is a
perfect way to explain it as much as we want, like, we don't care and stuff,
like, if you're in the same place with the same guy,
like, I know that that would have been not a good idea.
The factor of another 10 people on a trip
who feel some type of way about both sides.
You know, there are certain people who ship me and Pool Boy
and certain people who ship you and Pool Boy
and certain people who would yell at me for being mad at you
or yell at you for being mad at me or whatever.
Yeah, it would have just been messy.
Like, it just would have been messy, you know?
And so maybe this person who was invited on the trip wouldn't have been invited if I was aware that there was a second person factor into it.
Yeah.
And the way I just, like like found everything out.
Really hurt my feelings.
Yeah.
You know, because I just like I just don't think you need to like lie to people, you know?
Yeah.
Like especially people you love.
Like it's never this man caring about this man was never in question. It's caring about your friendships.
And that was the same thing with our OG Mindy situation is.
Yeah, it's a principle.
Like just tell your friends what's good. That's why we're cool over pool boy you literally asked
my permission i said go for it like i don't give a fuck if someone like brings something up and is
like hey like again i know how who i am and how i am like i've dated a decent amount of people
and there's a decent amount of people that I've dated
that are now just like my bros yeah like and I mean that sincerely and I know that sounds like
I don't care if it sounds like me it's the truth like I've dated certain people that can now be my
friends but at the same time I still dated them and cared about them at one point and would like
anyone who gets with them to be honest with me about it especially if there's an eight month longevity to it yeah
it's but like an example i i did ask your permission about pool boy initially just because
i knew i knew i wanted to do it and i knew it'd been a long time since like you guys had hooked up
but still the second it happened i call amari i go how do i tell her like i have to tell her obviously like
it's just like i don't know it's like accountability is like a big and my mom
texted me this today she was like listen i don't care if you guys have to go to the moon
to find someone that the other one hasn't hooked up with i think that would be the best thing for
you whether you're in la yeah and that is like that we get comments about that too because like it's it's a little hard to talk about the topic when we
openly talk about how we like have hooked up with the same guys like we started this podcast with
like a conversation about how we both like had gone on a date with the same guy yeah but it's
like a friendship thing and like a family thing is like the communication of it all just being
like just saying like this is what I did yeah like i literally said hey i went on a date with we're talking about trevor
like i was like i went on a date with trevor feel free to do your thing that's fine i just think
when there's lack of communication there and lack of honesty there lack of honesty is like where i
sit with especially with someone that at one point i cared about you know it's one thing if i fuck
someone but like yeah it's hard because and now i can laugh at him and be like oh my god
why would i ever date that person like whatever but there was a point in my life yeah you really
cared about it i really cared about this person and like my family really loved this person and
like just feeling lied to by like especially it was just several people like people saw situations
that happened like before the trip that like i would have loved to know about like before the trip so that i did not invite bring on
this drama and i hate that it's even on reddit and i even have to like talk about it because i'm
trying to tread lightly because like i said i learned so much from the mini situation like
i love ashley that's my sister you know yeah and like i always always want to be like
great with her like even no matter how mad at her
i was or how mad at me she could be you know like i don't want to lose someone who's been in my life
for like like 10 11 12 years like that's like a very like sad thing and especially over a boy that
doesn't matter to me at all you know yeah and i hate that it's even like a public thing that's
why i've been laughing this whole podcast because i literally like I'd rather die than like, you know.
And obviously when I'm angry, like I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's go on cancel.
Let's talk about it, whatever.
But then it's like reality sets it and it's like, that's my sister.
And I always want to be cool.
That's a hard part, too, because like I've I contributed personally to it.
Like I was commenting on things like saying like you know like she level 10 mindy like kind
of thing where i don't know in the moment i felt like not validated but just like i was like and i
like i said this today out loud to everyone like when someone condemns you so hard for something
for a long time and you finally now feel like you just did the same thing as me you're going to feel
a level of vindication that is not spiteful it same thing as me you're going to feel a level
of vindication that is not spiteful it's not angry but you're going to be like welcome to the club at
least it isn't about me kind of thing like it's just not well it involves you because you were
the you were 1.0 i know but what i'm saying is like i feel bad that i contributed to it because
like now it does like i guess have to be like addressed or whatever but if we in my opinion or in my opinion have learned anything it's that like how stupid was
that you and i look back on the mindy situation like with me and jeff or whatever we called him
at the time like isn't it funny we called him jeff hilarious but like we look back on that and
we're like how stupid like he did not matter like our
friendship like was worth so much more than that and like at that time you and i were not like we
were close but we were not that close yeah you and ashley came closer almost after you and ashley
have been friends forever she has always been a good friend to you she's always been like your
sister and there's so many factors as well where like i think that maybe like she also thought
it was okay the whole thing is like kind of hard to talk about but it's like i think a lot of us
thought that the way i speak about him yeah and it was like i'm just like i don't want to be with
him anymore kind of going back to what i said before where like sometimes when things hurt you
you will act like they don't and you'll like kind of pretend everything's fine and it's not a big
deal i think that like sometimes that works like at a disadvantage because like because people
think that like I won't give a fuck.
Yeah, I feel like maybe and why genuinely I actually believe this and I don't think
it's like uncommon knowledge like Ashley and I really don't get along but like I genuinely
do not think that she would have done it if she thought that you would have cared.
And I agree with that.
I think that she like genuinely, you know know and like even the first day i was laughing like at
everything happening and i think they thought i was just giggling about it but i was more so like
processing it and like preparing how i was going to speak to both of them about it you know me
being like quote unquote heartless like works so terribly. You're not. Nobody thinks you're heartless.
Like it works so terribly.
My disadvantage, because like what things do hurt me, like everyone's like, wait, what?
You know, and it's like obviously things hurt me.
I'm a human being.
No, I just I think you I don't know, like you pick and choose like what you show.
No, I don't think anybody thinks that you're heartless at all.
But like, I definitely think that a lot of things, like again, a lot of things that upset
you, you don't, you act like they don't.
But kind of the same thing happened like when my, like when Mindy 1.0 happened.
Yeah.
You weren't mad right away.
Not at all.
You asked me, you said, Brooke, did you do this?
I said, yes, I did.
Like, and you, and you go, okay.
Like you kind of laughed about it.
We talked for a second.
And then it was like literally probably like days later that you finally were like absolutely not and that's
like a problem of mine that i've realized that like i don't know how to fix no but like well
that's not that's not abnormal that's like processing things like i will always like
look at something and be very normal about it and then i will take like five days to like three days whatever it is like 48 hours to process how I truly feel and how to compartmentalize my emotions and what I should
react on and what I shouldn't react on but that's a good thing because I feel like maybe when you
were younger you weren't as good at that it works in my favor and not in my favor because you know
like if you're compartmentalizing your career. It's good for your career, maybe, but not, like, for your personal life.
Like, I think I've just always been the type of person,
even, like, if a boyfriend cheats on me, like, at first I'll be like,
okay, cool, and then three days later I'll be like,
okay, now, like, let's talk about it.
I'm going to sob and I'm going to ruin your life.
But that's a very normal, like, I have that, too,
where, like, I won't be mad at something,
and then I think about it a little harder than I am.
I just always have been the type of person,
and maybe it comes from my childhood,
where I feel like I have to get my puzzle pieces together
before I discuss something, you know?
Even in my childhood, if I was going to go fight with my family,
I would have to have my reasoning to be able to have a leg to stand on,
so it just comes from how I am.
Again, it sucks and it doesn't.
It stops me from being so reactive,
but at the same time, I bottle things up and piece things together and then when i do react it's not necessarily good
i always say when i was with chris miles like i like and we would fight like i would see red
like just red like and i would just become this person that i wasn't because i would see so red
and i've never done that in my life really and I saw red towards certain aspects of
this situation towards feeling lied to towards feeling like people defending people because
they felt like they should towards knowing that I was in the right and you know yeah so on and so
forth and so eventually when I got to the point where I like showed my emotions and was seeing
red it was like Tana shouldn't you've done this two days ago
and it was like i'm sorry for taking so long but like no i had to like i'm i always be the type of
person who will put every piece in the puzzle before i react yeah and that's like a good and
a bad thing you know yes but like in this particular situation since we were like we're on a trip with 12 people and we all knew the first day and so once the first day happened tana knew and like we felt
like maybe she didn't care her second day i that that's the issue is like i almost feel like people
felt like valid like or like oh like she shouldn't she doesn't get to be mad and i don't think that's
necessarily fair i think again you needed like time to process and people also thought i didn't
care and then people thought i did care and like it just became this whole big dramatic thing
that should have been handled between two people because again the man does it the man has nothing
to do with this sincerely it never does like it's never the guy like it's just what you feel like with your friends he also was like very like i don't mean to air people out but certain people
were very honest with me like hey this happened this happened this happened this happened this
happened this happened and i didn't tell you and here it is and then there were like a lot of
excuses on the other side and it really broke my heart you know yeah and so it was just like a hard thing to deal with and it still is but at the end of the day
like that's my family and i learned a lot from our situation that i don't want people to condemn
someone that's my family when like it's our own situation to handle and i wish it was never on
the internet but yeah anger supersedes i guess shitty situation it's horrible everybody unfortunately is like on
we are all like on the internet and like kind of chronically online like everybody's like i mean
and people never talk about that like and i do feel bad about that like honestly no offense i
don't feel bad about it like necessarily to her personally, but I feel bad between you and I,
cause like I don't know.
And I,
I said this today,
like if someone treats you like shit for years,
when you are forgiven for something that was so against the world for you to
do,
you know,
like everyone was like,
Oh my God,
this is the most terrible thing Brooke could ever do. If someone treats you for years after you've been forgiven by me
who you did it to like shit when you see the roles reverse there's gonna be a part of you
i would have the same part of me where it's like welcome to the party i feel bad to say that because
again like it is not about me and i feel horrible that you felt that way and felt so bad.
But I understand where you can come from where you're like.
I would be lying if I said that some part of me wasn't like, okay.
Because you were the devil for two years.
I know, of course, it's going to make me petty and stuff.
I've never been able to publicly say at all. at all because again our friend group is very much family 12 people a 12 person friend
group does not exist in my opinion it's it's like a family it's like you have you know like
i'm best friends with you but i'm just because somebody's your best friend doesn't mean i'm
their best friend yeah and i'm never going to disrespect this person because like you care about them kind of thing yeah but i have a bit like i mean
been through the ringer through it well i just i i feel like in my opinion i've been like so
poorly treated by her the whole and but but always with good intention toward you always because like
she was protecting you.
Yeah.
But if you're going to move on a similar level, I understand.
But I'm going to be honest.
Her doing the same thing except 20 times over premeditated.
I'm not going to lie.
I was like, hold on.
Which is understandable.
And that's what makes this drama have so many factors.
You know? Yeah. the whole thing is a really
messy situation but it's not in my opinion unforgivable like it's not there were there
were so many like sides and perspectives and stuff like same thing with you it's not unforgivable
again if it was someone that i was so massively in love with for the rest of my life, like,
of course it's unforgivable.
Get cut off.
Like, Josie and I were just talking about that.
Like, there's certain people in Josie's life who've done things like that.
Yeah, you have your people, like, that people know, like, you just know to never go near.
Yeah.
And I know that all of you would never go near the people known to never go near.
And again, I'm Tana.
I'm insane in L.A.
I've dated a lot of people.
And that's why, like, even with us with Pool Boy, I hate to use him as a reference again,
but like open communication is all that matters because there's so many people I don't care about.
I just never want to feel like I'm lied to.
Yeah.
As long as people are honest with me, I don't really care, you know?
Yeah.
Everything will be fine. And I think that I learned a lot like I hated seeing you get so much hate after I was out
of my like being angry at you and I no longer want to project that onto anyone like if I love someone
and I forgive them then sure go on your reddit threads and say like Tana's wrong for forgiving
people and maybe 25 is the year for me where i have to learn things learn what friendship
is learn certain things but at the same time when someone's your friend for 12 years and it's over
someone you don't care about like and it's a stupid little fight that's like was my point is
like that's what sucks about the internet is like every friend group has fights like this i'm in
10 000 group chats with all of my other friends where everyone has fights like this every day.
But we're in a place where shit just goes straight to the internet.
Yeah.
Even if it's a like or an unfollow or like anything.
That's how I found out.
Or a text in a screenshot.
Like everything goes straight to the internet
and then you have to sit in a place where you address it.
And I never want to sit here and be like, my life is hard.
I'm sitting here in my fucking three story mansion filming a podcast.
Life is fine.
But like you, like the point you made, there is a difference between like somebody you are just like friends with or whatever.
Like this is your lifelong best friend.
She's always been, in my opinion, a good friend to you, whether I like her or not.
I don't.
I don't think.
Why?
I genuinely do not think, like, that she would have hurt you in that way.
Like, if she knew that, like, this would hurt you that bad, I don't think that she would have hurt me. And I recognize that.
I'm just saying, like, a hard part of our lives is that, like, shit has to.
Shit. No. A hard part of our lives is that like shit has to shit.
No, a hard part of our lives is that shit always ends up on the Internet.
And then because you've chosen to share your life on the Internet since you were 14.
People feel entitled to information, too.
Yeah.
And people are never going to let it go unless you address it.
And you have to accept that and do it with a half smile on your face you know yeah and i understand that and i hate to end this podcast on a dark ass note but i just hope people understand
that like this will be fully handled off camera and condemning someone as you and i know the
canceled podcast would literally never exist like it wasn't for all this bullshit.
Had that situation not happened.
And I appreciate the growth from it.
But at the same time, I wish there was no condemning off camera.
And I've learned that over time as I've gotten older.
Like I don't think condemning someone from the fans is like the right answer anymore.
And over time, we will grow and life will be OK.
Yeah.
People feel so connected to you people
love you and care about you so much and have watched you for so many years that like I do
feel like people are like I know what's best for her like this is what I should say but whether
like however I feel about the situation like I know what it's like to be on the other side of
it I don't think anyone should be bullying anyone I think like genuinely it's such a friend group thing
That is going to be worked out within the friend group
And it's like who cares
Like we care
But like
It'll be fixed
Nobody needs to bully anyone
But I will
Except for me no offense
I will be doing it for like at least six weeks
And that's okay.
I'm going to be honest.
Just point blank being it's an off-camera handled situation
and that's a rare thing for me to say.
You know, that's how you know it's like really close to home for me
is that like I don't want it on camera.
It's okay.
Thank you for tuning in to this episode of The Canceled One.
Thank you for watching.
This was a long one.
The first half was amazing.
And we knew we had to address this.
That's why I put it off to the end, you know?
Yeah.
And everything will be great.
And life is good.
And we're slaying.
That's all I ever know to say.
We are slaying.
And we love you guys for loving the non-guest episodes.
Because they definitely get realer than the ones with the guests.
I love you.
But I love you too, Brookie.
And thank you guys for watching.
And we will talk to you very, very soon.
Don't think I'm too sad.
Again, don't bully people.
I'll be okay.
Don't bully anyone.
This is the least of the shit I've gone through.
Let's be real.
Let's be real.
We love you guys.
Goodbye. I'm'm like stay true