Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 42: What Really Happened On Tana’s Birthday Trip | Ep 42

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled Tana and Brooke hash out the discrepancies of their life in the pop culture world. They talk about Tana’s “hook up” with Trevor Wallace, Tana gets a song written abo...ut her, Brooke get’s broken up with, react to Colleen Ballinger’s apology and they recap the incident that happened on Tana’s birthday week vacation. As a special offer for listeners, new customers GET $5 OFF a Lume Starter Pack with code TANA at LumeDeodorant.com. That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack when you visit LumeDeodorant.com and use code TANA Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:54 Find your pro at your local Tread Experts. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Oh my God, I'm having a panty. I'm having a bit of a panty. I love when you say having a panty. I'm having a little bit of a little panty tacky because I know that today's episode is going to be hefty. It's hefty for sure. It's a hefty, hefty, hefty episode of the Cancelled Podcast.
Starting point is 00:01:19 But we are delivering what the people want and it is just Brooke and I again today hashing the discrepancies of our life in the pop culture world this is so true wow that was really good wow thank you so much today is Friday so we just uploaded today's episode of cancelled which was last week's for everyone who has a brain I don't know why I explained that like that um but usually don't we don't upload and film it on the same day yeah we really don't but that the episode that we just uploaded today i know that within the next week by the time this one comes out i will reap negative effects of that episode and we had we she came over today solely so that we could sit and have a panic attack together while it uploaded not kidding i was spiraling i called her i go i'm coming just to sit she goes come to sit yeah we let and we made everyone watch clips from us and like rate how bad
Starting point is 00:02:04 it was one to ten and it's like it was so embarrassing i'm like giving side eye like was that okay was that like brooke it's already on the internet like thousands of people have seen it and i know today's episode is going to be absolutely the same um we have some really crazy this is gonna be a tough one we just got back from Turks and Caicos so fun on my birthday trip and we take a birthday trip every single year for my birthday at my birthday and you did it at my birthday dinner I can't do this you did it at my birthday trip and it was an amazing amazing amazing trip until some certain things happened at on the very last night and they made it to Reddit. And OK, I should just wait.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I had a Reddit relapse, if anyone's wondering, but I'm working through it. 12 step program. Yeah. And I understand why. I mean, but I'm going to, I think, wait to get into that to the end of the episode, because I feel like it's going to kill my vibe for the rest of the episode. I also think we have a lot of fun things to talk about. So I think we should start with that.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I 100% agree. Let's have some fun before we don't have fun and that's kind of my whole life's motto really um where should we start I want to start what I know I actually exactly what I want to start with because we're just talking about the last episode you know what I mean and everything that happened right oh man I cut not even what not even what you think I'm gonna say but I cut a story from the last episode or me starting to tell a story. I said, should I cut this?
Starting point is 00:03:29 And essentially in the last episode, you were talking about how you went on two dates with two guys in one day. And one of the guys we were choosing not to disclose his identity. And we were... Are you about to disclose the identity of my date? Yes, I'm about to air him the fuck out because I'm pissed
Starting point is 00:03:45 I'm fucking pissed Okay So you go on a date with one of these guys That I've also had a little rendezvous with And it's no T.W. Mindy Trust me, we've got bigger fish to fry We both, like, I didn't, you know I wasn't vibing with him
Starting point is 00:04:01 Like, I'm very much friends with him She introduced me to him and said You should go on a date with him kind of thing thank you those were the words I was looking for and um so I was going to tell this hookup story that I had with the guy on the Podcast because I thought it was like just a funny like transition you know and I was like you know What no like he's gonna come on the podcast I'm gonna wait I'm gonna respect him I'm not gonna Tell our stupid fucking hookup story and Why I never wanted to do it again blah Blah blah and this man is Trevor Wallace
Starting point is 00:04:29 I'm just we're just I'm sorry thank you Hi Trevor love you sorry we love you so Much Trevor I had a great time and the Other day I wake up in my little house And I rise and shine and I look at my Instagram mentions and I see how we Mandel mentioned you in their story. Not Howie. And I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:04:46 I love me some Howie. You're like, oh my God, what did Howie say? Yeah, what did Howie say? Him mentioning you two, by the way, is crazy. Absolutely so crazy. I opened this thing. And it's Trevor Wallace on Howie Mandel's podcast talking about how we fucking hooked up. What the?
Starting point is 00:05:02 First of all, I never gave you permission To do that Second of all I just And this is what I get For respecting men And I've always said this You know what I mean This is what I get
Starting point is 00:05:10 For protecting and Or respecting men Every single Motherfucking time I'm in such an era now Where no one is getting My respect We'll get into that later
Starting point is 00:05:18 Seriously I Just try me please And He talked about it On Howie's podcast And I could have Had the breaking news
Starting point is 00:05:25 What was worse I think I wish Did you have the clip Or do you even Want to like put it in Or whatever Because what was worse
Starting point is 00:05:31 To me was like He didn't necessarily Say it but he like Alluded to it To make it seem like He didn't want to say it Kind of thing Which is also
Starting point is 00:05:39 I hate because then It leaves so much room For people's inference To think that we like People can be like Did they like Yeah like people can think We, did they like. Yeah. Like people can think we have like acrobatic sex.
Starting point is 00:05:47 You know what I mean? Like I don't think anyone thinks Trevor Wallace is having acrobatic sex. No offense, Trevor, but you don't look flexible. Like just I hate that. Like at least if you're going to say it, say the whole truth and nothing but the truth, in my opinion. And I've always said this. Like don't let people think I did something that I did at one.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And two, I'm mad he got the breaking news. Three, he was just like, yeah. The truth in my opinion and I've always Said no like don't let people think I Did something that I did at one and two I'm mad he got the breaking news three He was just like yeah like very like for The bro very stiff soft very mad episode Frat boy like yeah I hooked up with Jana tell this story if you're gonna say You hooked up with me and now I have to Tell the story because of what you did
Starting point is 00:06:20 And guys I'm not mad at Trevor I was Messaging him yesterday we're gonna have Him on We love him I had a great time Just for the record Because I don't want him to be like What the fuck You know
Starting point is 00:06:29 He's great But I just have to tell Our hookup story So that Hopefully Howie Mandel Sees it And I can vindicate Just so how
Starting point is 00:06:38 Like you can sleep at night Knowing Howie knows Howie Howie I need you To fucking know Okay So I went on Trevor's podcast a while ago
Starting point is 00:06:48 On the on his little stiff socks Shit and I went there and It was like super funny and fun and we kind of caught A vibe like I was like it's not like we were like Flirting the whole episode but like I left there Kind of being like I changed My mind I would fuck him You know what I mean I would hook up with him I would
Starting point is 00:07:04 Implore this like he's funny whatever blah blah blah and so we start texting and a couple days go by and this is halloweek of last year and i'm out at nightingale which i'm going to tonight how full circle so crazy that you would ever do that on purpose well kesha's performing i have to go tonight we are going to nightingale um and so I'm out at Nightingale let me set the scene for you okay set the stage I am drunk as fuck at a costume party it is which I know is so surprising for me seriously guys I don't mean to shock the audience so much um and I am wearing a corset, underwear, and bunny ears.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Not chonies. Chonies and bunny ears. Chonies in the nightingale. And I get so drunk that I'm texting Trevor. And he's like, come over. And he lives in Venice, too, which is a journey. And you know me. I don't even like to Uber alone, let alone go to anyone's house in Venice.
Starting point is 00:07:59 I haven't done that since. It's easier to get to Vegas than Venice. I couldn't absolutely agree more. But I'm drunk enough that i'm like okay maybe this man can fuck like i'm gonna go we're gonna find out right okay and so i get to his house in my bunny ears and my chonies and my fucking corset and i walk in and he's in the middle of like moving right and this is the funniest thing that's absolutely ever happened to me in the entire history of showing up to a man's house and like what I saw in my opinion like I can't I'll never ever get over this and so he's in the middle of
Starting point is 00:08:33 moving so the house is kind of like empty and like packed up which I think makes what I'm about to tell you was still in the house so much worse like I think if I were to see this with furniture it would be more forgivable maybe like camouflage yeah do you know what i mean yeah and i walk in and the house is empty and he's like giving me a little tour like offering me a drink like typical shit and we get to the stairs trevor i love you so much but i'm sorry this is real fucking life and you had to go tell howie mandel so i i gotta say it i'm shaking we get to the stairs and the only thing in this
Starting point is 00:09:15 entire room is on the stairs and it is one of those things for elderly people that you see in the life alert commercials where they sit on the stairs and they press the little handle and they go, errrr. The only thing in this man's house is a Life Alert machine. I'm like, so do you live with your grandma? Yeah, maybe he had a grandma to support. No. Not a single grandma.
Starting point is 00:09:42 Maybe it was like a quirky thing that came with the house. I assume he did not Install it himself Which would be so But imagine touring a house And being like That will be useful Like the first thing
Starting point is 00:09:51 I'm gonna say is Can we take this out If I'm touring a house Let's be real Second of all I'm honestly talking So much shit But I would love
Starting point is 00:09:56 To have one Well that's How I learned Of this story Was me just walking up Your three flights of stairs And going I almost threw up
Starting point is 00:10:03 You have to get a lift i almost just threw up 100 so i you know i'm not really shitting on it but that should kind of be a moment where maybe you just don't even you do you do turn around if you're in your chonies and the man has a lift yeah bunny ears i'm wearing bunny ears staring at this life alert machine like what everybody's grandma would be disappointed what the fuck is going on so then obviously he got on the life alert machine and i fucked him on it we were just i'm just that's probably what he told howie mendel no and so i take the stairs with my feet which honestly i shouldn't have i should have sat my little ass down and press the remote and we get upstairs
Starting point is 00:10:39 we're hanging out you know and we are we decide to kind of netflix and chill right okay for a typical frat boy move yes and obviously i went there knowing that was the yeah what was yeah you don't go anywhere in your chonies do you know yeah bunny ears you don't go anywhere in your chonies to do anything i went there just to pray no um and so we lay down and we're like what should we watch you know what I mean and I know he's a funny guy like and I everything is funny everything is funny that can be tough sometimes that thank you Brooke um no but he's a funny guy so I get it to an extent but this man puts on Pawn Stars great show I don't know what kind kind of pawn star slander you're about to say but that is a great show i love rick and whatever the other one's name is i think one's dead honestly
Starting point is 00:11:30 rest in peace it's in vegas you know like it's yeah that should be you should be repping for your hometown i fuck with pawn stars like who's coming in to sell a signed damn coffee book i my mom would pawn everything growing up i'm not kidding i'd be like where's my fucking like toothbrush she's like bond it that's funny because we have opposite experiences because growing up i would take my parents shit and pawn it that is if i knew that i could do that well first of all my mom didn't have anything that she didn't steal no offense fawn i mean that's very fair but like where's our keyboard on the computer and i'm wearing like a new bracelet I wanted um and so puts on pawns on pawn stars I'm wearing my bunny ears still we make out you know and then I kind of come to you and
Starting point is 00:12:17 I'm like okay pawn stars is playing there was just a life alert lift for me to get up here i'm wearing bunny ears like this isn't my ideal situation and so i decide that not that all bets are off like maybe we could fuck one day but this isn't how it's gonna go down right now you had a vibe killer like i'm not gonna say that i fucked this man with bunny ears on to pawn stars while we took the life alert machine upstairs yeah there are some there are some times you have to just draw the line even though this is not my journey honestly looking back i should have just done it for the story but um so then i'm playing like super innocent like innocent like i just don't do this like the first time i hang out and imagine the confusion that this man probably has too like you're wearing
Starting point is 00:12:55 bunny ears it's 3 a.m and you just don't do this so hilarious because well you can finish your story but he actually told me this story From his perspective And it's hilarious to hear Now Because he Now Well I asked him I go Cuff it up
Starting point is 00:13:09 I go I think I said like Tana told me You guys like made out And he goes Yeah I think like At one point Like I asked her
Starting point is 00:13:16 To take her shirt off And she said no And I was like surprised Because it was like Tana And I go That's my girl I literally go
Starting point is 00:13:23 Okay first of all If Tana said no I'm definitely not doing a thing Trevor I love you I'm not saying we could never have sex but move hopefully this new house doesn't have any it's Tana Mongeau or like of it all he was literally like I just I just assumed I'm like fuck you Trevor don't assume that is crazy because I really do play innocent a lot and obviously works in my favor because the guy's like oh my god she's just nothing like I thought but in my head I'm like I just don't want to do this but I think that's true for a lot of people who are like like like kind of sexual and stuff online they're not as like it that's like yeah
Starting point is 00:13:58 what you're putting on but then I'll go fuck my mailman and it just everything gets top but that's like that's what I love like it's just balanced Yeah that's what I was Going to say you know it's the yin and the yang of it all I'm just so Balanced my feng shui is so good That's what everybody says you know and I love you Trevor and I'm sure your new house you know He didn't have a wheelchair or Now he's a homeowner bought a home and he's
Starting point is 00:14:17 Apparently doing really well Yeah and maybe you know we could Hook up to my strange addiction one Day and that's totally fine. I just needed Howie Mandel to know what actually happened and not that I'm just a whore
Starting point is 00:14:30 who, I'm sure Howie, Howie Mandel also definitely thinks I'm a whore. Should we watch the clip? I don't know. I think this is a
Starting point is 00:14:38 much better. Even if Howie heard this story, he would still think I'm a whore. What happened with Tana Mongeau and Trevor Wallace? I just, I'm always someone's clickbait. I've got to stop just being in the influencer space at all.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I saw someone asked if you hooked up with Tana. That's a yes. That, that, that. Don't fuck boy laugh. Save it. I got on her life alert machine. Wait, so did you or did you not get on the life alert machine? I didn't get on the life alert machine.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I'm kidding. And then I woke up in the morning and I put my little bunny ears. Oh, you slept over. I slept over. I always do, though, because my lazy ass, I got there at 3 a.m. I don't give a fuck. Thanks for having me. I feel like I always want to leave.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Because the anxiety of waking up somewhere and being like, oh, God. But I love the story of it all. And like, obviously, I don't usually Uber. So like Paige picked me up from Trevor Wallace's house. And I walked out In my chonies And I remember That's the story
Starting point is 00:15:27 I remember of it I remember Paige Telling me Picked Hannah up From Trevor's house Today I go What No I literally
Starting point is 00:15:32 I woke up I took the bunny ears That were still on my head That I slept with on Imagine me sleeping Took them off my head Put them on his head Took a photo
Starting point is 00:15:39 Which I still have I actually think I posted it on his birthday Which was a fun Inside joke at the time But now What the fuck But now he's out.
Starting point is 00:15:47 That's our journey. And we can have him on the podcast to hash this out. I think we should definitely have him on. I think that it would really like not intimidate him, but I think it'd be funny. We should sit him down and be such cunts for like 20 and make him sweat. And then be like, he just getting what now he knows. You had a song written about you.
Starting point is 00:16:09 Hate when that will this ever stop happening to me not unless you stop dating musicians i know and but i didn't even date this guy first of all second of all this this is just such an exemplification which is probably the wrong word of my life where it's like don't fuck the influencer with bunny ears on and stop dating musicians if you don't want a song like i'm very aware that it's my own sometimes it's like you don't learn until you learn and you never know when i'm never gonna learn so this guy i'm gonna try to protect his identity but there's no way to protect his identity who cares the song's gonna come out yeah and he asked me to be in the music video so it's like hilarious Oh man very quick backstory I've hooked Up with him probably like seven times
Starting point is 00:16:48 Okay and every time we hook up it is Very much like we play house for the Night like we're making all these date Plans then like for the next week and Like we're texting all the next day like We're cute and we cuddle and we like Kiss and like he definitely like eats me Out like I'm his wife of like 30 years like he's really putting his work into it.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Don't give him all that credit with what you're about to say. Yeah, that's so fucking true. But I'm telling the truth. OK. And so we haven't hooked up in like a long while because for a while every time I'd see him and we'd always see each other out and just kind of go home together and shit like. But for a while I'd see him out and I had a boyfriend. And then as soon as I got out of my relationship, I see him out one night and I'm like guess what I'm single and he's like I have a girlfriend I was like I was sick so it was kind of like a back-to-back so it's been like a while you know and we haven't talked in a while at all
Starting point is 00:17:36 and I see that he texted me the other day and I was kind of just like really hoping it was like a booty call or something like I'm bored and i'm pissed with what it fucking wasn't okay hi so i wrote this song technically just generally about la girls but i definitely pulled some reference from our drunk and i actually can't say the rest of what he's going to say drunk and blank blank blank nights together haha it's kind of about you you're either gonna absolutely or hate it or love it but i can show you with these emojis these emojis to me insinuate that what you are about to send is not going to be probably in the top three meanest songs ever written about me i would go karma this one and maybe like robots by chris miles like i would say or the oh stupid fucking bitch by bellthorne damn liar by noah cyrus honestly no
Starting point is 00:18:32 one's ever written a nice song about me what the fuck am i saying i got i got go fuck yourself while i was still with clinton it's literally so literally horrible it's so terrible and so i go what dot dot dot lmao and then he's like I came in really hot with that I'm so sorry pretty much I made this song called trigger warning the entire we actually just taught Aaron the term how crazy is that it's almost like I manifested this whole circle um and essentially the entire concept of the song is about how girls like me should come with a trigger warning and it's messier than that like he's he's he sent me the whole song but i like i think it's like illegal yeah i don't think you can play it but you can get what you know check this one out he posted
Starting point is 00:19:17 a tiktok snippet that's what i was gonna say about go fuck yourself is like because i thought about that on the way here i was like could i even play it and he did post it on TikTok like so the TikToks are free game they're public For the world and I will just say like I told him I'd be in the music video I'm gonna promote It like I think it is it's it's hilarious and I also think it's not hurtful because It's like we never dated like you know what I mean like it's a little hurtful actually It is a fence like it's a kind of offensive because it's like that's literally not who You are you go ahead and play that clip to him and I also understand that it's a kind of offensive Because it's like that's literally not Who you are you go ahead and play that Clip to him and I also understand that It's maybe a side of me that he's seen
Starting point is 00:19:49 Like he doesn't see me like this yeah There's definitely a version he sees me Only blacked out taking him home and Writing his dick and being insane at Party so I understand that you know and Again he said it's it could be general But also you texted me about it I don't Believe in writing a song generally about anybody.
Starting point is 00:20:05 We just talked about this an hour ago. It's going to take me a second to find it. Hold on. You have five songs about you? She has more than five. Probably. I have probably five. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Fuck. This song goes out to a very special L.A. girl. One second. I'm sorry. goes out to a very special LA girl. That girl's like driving home when you're wasted. Crashing straight into the pavement. One second. I'm sorry. Lyric analysis. That girl is like driving home when you're wasted and crashing straight into the pavement
Starting point is 00:20:34 is how he opens this song. One second. Beautiful voice. Nothing but bad news. Nothing but bad news. Like too much coffee in the morning. Being caught outside when it's storming. Nothing but bad news. Like too much coffee in the morning. Being caught outside when it's storming. Nothing but bad news.
Starting point is 00:20:57 I don't think he... I mean, it's a little lighthearted. Well, here's what I'm also going to say. Where someone would have told me what I'm getting into, like I'm sitting in the Arctic wearing a swimsuit. Not the one to talk, but damn, she has some issues. That's disrespectful. She's seeing other guys. Got a couple on the wait list. Blow around her nose like she's seeing other guys got a couple on the wait list blow around her nose like she's
Starting point is 00:21:28 almost famous you are a little dro so the comedown's painless i've never smoked a hydro fuck i have but not around you like or in the last six years you are not almost famous tell him to go to like Des Moines with you. More dangerous than amphetamines. Never going to rest in peace. She'll be the death of me. I think she's... You get it. There is a couple nice lyrics where he says,
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Starting point is 00:23:20 Yes. And actually that can lead us into our next segment. Okay. So this man who Tana has been seeing calls her. And like I kind of jokingly make fun of this man because I don't personally believe that straight males should be allowed to be influencers. That's just a personal opinion. And I am open to everyone's opinions. I make little jokes about him here and there, but I could not believe what this conversation was like. I couldn't believe that you allowed me to hear it and that you partook in it.
Starting point is 00:23:51 So like you committed to the bit so hard. She answers the phone. Hey, baby. She goes, she's laughing and she goes, sorry, Brooke just made me laugh. And he goes, you deserve to laugh. I'm so happy when you laugh that makes me so happy i had to i had to literally leave and then but then i got back you know and i'm psychoanalyzing like my own self i'm like why am i why do i think it's embarrassing that this man is being sweet and respectful to you dude so
Starting point is 00:24:21 i've been seeing this guy newly loosely do not hold me to it on the goddamn reddit threads that she'll never shut the fuck up about that i don't even read because i'd like to not kill myself i need help i love that you got that from me new bit new bit the heroin arm slap oh my god um and so i've been seeing this guy loosely and i posted a tiktok with him the other day um because he picked me up from the flight um in his cute little lamborghini drove me to canes like drove me all around like he's like super sweet like whatever and i posted it and everyone is like what the fuck are you doing like why are you with this guy brooke comments and is like she's a little confused.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Blah, blah, you're feeding into it. When I'm not even confused, this has been ongoing. That's what a confused person would say. So fucking true. But because he has a very strong online and traditional presence that is what some might cringe at or dislike but i met him because he was little besties with tiktok boy are you sure you want to say that yes and i'll get into why after this actually okay um that's how we met okay i know i'm just and not even besties
Starting point is 00:25:44 they're like not even besties They're like Not even close now Like just at the time They had just started Hanging out And he was around And that's how I met him You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah And I never thought Anything of it I always thought He was cute But whatever And then I saw him He's still looking
Starting point is 00:25:56 For sure And I saw him At this white fox event And I was like See A place a man Should never be So true
Starting point is 00:26:03 And I But I saw him Except foraron we'll get into that we brought aaron there we blacked him out um and i was like why is he kind of cute and that night he asked me on a date right and i look at him and i say i mean this in the kindest way because i think you are so attractive but i can only go on a date with you if you allow me to rebrand the way you dress and maybe help you run your social media presence i see that is important because he's hot and super sweet but we're working on but he other things he say it with me now Uses Face app I can't even recover End the episode
Starting point is 00:26:46 End the episode End the episode I can't even recover I use face app I'm a silk two Maybe tan one Kiss two Small nose one
Starting point is 00:26:53 Anyways No I get what you're saying Like But I learned something From TikTok boy I will say this And I'm gonna put this out there
Starting point is 00:27:00 Is that Sometimes a man can do things That make you cringe But girls like Have We're in such a societal place Where it's like that gives me the ick so i can't date him and i understand there's like oh there's a point where things are so icky that you shouldn't be with someone but it's also like if a guy is like a great fucking guy and you hate his pants go to zara with him like and point at some yeah that's true it's just not even practical because
Starting point is 00:27:23 if you're weeding out everybody who has a slight ick about him, like good luck alone. Exactly. I think about it like I have like some of my best friends I think are so fucking embarrassing online. And it's like, but I love them and that's not who they are. But it's like, don't do that. Me sometimes, you know, but you accept your friend's work.
Starting point is 00:27:39 I don't know if I care that much how a guy like dresses, but I do care about like what they're posting for sure but point being i did i really learned this lesson that sometimes people can maybe say or do a couple things that make you cringe or they give you the ick whatever but if they're like a great guy like i'm sure i do things that give you the ick like literally this man sleeps in my bed with like my hot cheeto crumbs and like still likes me like maybe i can just accept his pants like whatever and so i was like okay maybe i'll go on a date with you. And then I fly to Vegas and he's texting me and he's like, so what about that date? And I was like, I'm in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:28:09 Come on a date with me here. And he was like, what do you mean? Are you serious? And I was like, yeah, if you want to go on a date with me, come to Vegas. Gets on a flight to Vegas. Lands in Vegas. We get dinner at STK and we gamble. And then his friend had like a place out in Vegas and a super nice one at that
Starting point is 00:28:26 thank god and he just took me back there and we had like a great little fun night and I learn over this night that this man is so and obviously it could be love bombing we will find out but it's been a couple weeks now maybe almost a month this man is so chivalrous to the point that it is like oh my god like i would hate to do this for a woman like why yeah i don't like i don't want to be pessimistic at all because some people are like that however in my experience it always ends poorly 100 and we will find that out over time obviously but although i just had my first non-love love bombing situation and I still ended poorly so honestly at least get the attention you so deserve and it's not even attention for me my love language has always been like acts of service well I love words of affirmation and I love acts of service so much because I'm so lazy I love when everyone does everything for me it's
Starting point is 00:29:21 amazing seriously and I swear to god I was hungover in Vegas I woke up every single Hour on the hour To him taking My blue Gatorade Off the nightstand And replacing it With a freezing cold one Like
Starting point is 00:29:33 Just like Like that Like since I moved in Like helping with moving Like picking me up From every So the face app can slide Honestly that's like
Starting point is 00:29:40 That is really The other night He picks me up With one arm And he's carrying me Like in his arm And then makes my bed With the other arm And I'm like First of all That's like that is really the other night he picks me up with one arm and he's carrying me like in his arm and then makes my bed with the other arm. And I'm like, first of all, that's so hot that you can even just like do that casually.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Like I'm just like floating in there watching my little bed sheet get tucked. I was never made. I was probably like shocked to be made. I was never going to make the fucking bed. Do you know what I mean? At all. Yesterday, the day before I fall asleep, I wake up with like my vape hot cheetos uh cold ice water like the tv remote next to me him leaving me like what do you want the ac on like and i i love a big sexy man
Starting point is 00:30:12 slave like i'll suck your dick all day daddy i love you so much like it's a fair trade you know what i mean what sorry sorry what i don't know i think i think me and aaron i think me and aaron both had the same thought about that one. I'm so sorry. But I've always said that in relationships, like I'll be your hot, sweet, fun girlfriend and then you do everything for me and that's my dream relationship. And I've also learned that even downstairs
Starting point is 00:30:35 we were just talking about like, like we don't necessarily love when a man's like so nice because it makes us uncomfortable. But it's like, what, you want to marry like a mean man? And like I've learned so much too that the men who are like sassy and rude and mean are never gonna like wait on you hand and foot so it's like even if I like a mean man reroute my brain to not like you know yeah but there's also such thing as a narcissist who is horrible but also will compensate in that way like that was my ex Literally would do anything for me ever at any given point. But like would she kill his family?
Starting point is 00:31:10 I still haven't gotten over my man like that. So I get it. It's definitely a journey to get over. But I'm trying to just date nice guys. And he is a really nice guy. So maybe we rebrand. That's fair. I got broken up with today.
Starting point is 00:31:21 I think. I love this. And by broken up with, I mean a love this and by broken up with i mean a man i was 100 not dating at all but like what does aaron think right now are you excited no i'm not i don't think i don't know i don't know why are you excited no no i'm not kidding i don't i think i think because i am genuinely like so confused by the situation. I'm like, okay. I have been like sort of talking to this guy for like honestly probably a couple months now. But like very, it's been very like slowly on set, which I'm not used to.
Starting point is 00:31:58 I'm very much like I like to be love bombed. I want it to immediately go from like us meeting to us being in love like kind of thing. And this is the first time I've ever like texted somebody every day for a month and then met up and then you know what i mean like yeah and so i was like oh my god maybe i'm getting healthier you know what i mean like i'm talking to someone new it's very like we are not only about each other all the time great we go to turks and cacos this last week every day the man is texting me like I can't wait to see you I'm so excited for you to come home like do you want me to pick you up from the airport like please let me pick you up from the airport I'm like for sure silence the day I'm at the airport okay and then yesterday don't offer yeah well that's the thing it's like I just have a thing
Starting point is 00:32:43 about people saying things and not doing them I'm I Have no expectations at this point like Shout-out Maudson yeah like I don't I I Hate my biggest pet peeve in life is Somebody saying that they're gonna do Something and then not doing it I would So much rather you just have never said It like they're don't make this and to
Starting point is 00:33:02 For reference this is mr. Flaky flake I Talked about him on the last episode Like flake he flakes all the time you Always like he'll make this and for reference this is mr flaky flake i talked about him on the last episode like flake he flakes all the time he always like he'll make a plan it doesn't happen yeah so finally yesterday i was i like texted him and was like honest to god like in the nicest way possible this i hate this level like of communication because it's like you'll say something and like do something completely different yeah he's like i'm so sorry i'm bad at communicating like i'm i'm in a movie right now can't text today i get like literally like the most like pr perfectly written brooke was screaming that his publicist wrote it today no well but but it was just it was so strange because it was like did you write this
Starting point is 00:33:40 it felt so like not like him yeah and like yeah because we just like joking like you know we were talking all the time and this was so proper it was literally like hey brooke comma it was like i am so sorry i've been bad at communicating lately i have a lot going on basically it's not me it's you wish you it's me it's not you it's me i had to think for a second. I'm like, is it me? He basically like, it's not you. It's me. I have to deal with some stuff, which. Yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:34:15 And then he says, sending love to you and Murph. Like basically wish you the best. I'm like, oh, OK. I think I'm going to say something and I hope that it's for context like purposes you know yeah that is how young guys always break up with fucking girls like he's he this guy's younger i'm going like he's a little younger than brooke just like a couple years and i feel like young guys will always hit you with the like i'm going through something so like now isn't like the best time for me to like be the person i can be with you like it's essentially is what they're saying and then they have a new girlfriend and as a 26 year old woman if there's one thing that i have
Starting point is 00:34:54 learned about men it's that there is no such thing as first of all the truth coming out of their mouths yeah there's no such thing as a man who doesn't have time for a relationship is bad at texting or is going through something he doesn't fucking like you so it's like that was kind of the message i was trying to send yesterday it's like i get it like i i i'm picking up like what you're putting down but if you wanted to you would yeah and same thing like the last guy i dated the situation ended because it was i i just don't have time for a girlfriend i genuinely wholeheartedly believed it guess who has a girlfriend absolutely two months later so that's why earlier i was saying that's what happened with me and tiktok boy like we like ended things because essentially because
Starting point is 00:35:35 it was like he was going through a lot and was like i'm not ready for anything i also did not want to necessarily be in that sitch with him whatever we end things posting a new bitch now i i have a lot less sympathy now you know we'll always talk we're gonna be great friends like i'm hitting him up like i hit him up like not now but like like a couple months ago i was like hey like how are you doing scene like and now you're dating a new bitch i had the same thing i was i was like i was flabbergasted because i've never had a situation where I was like, I ended on such good, amazing terms with a man and he never fucking spoke to me again. And that's what happened with this last guy.
Starting point is 00:36:11 You know that. Yeah. And I was so weirded out because I was like, you know, like we ended so amicably, like such a sweet conversation. And now I'm like, he has a girlfriend. And for him to have a girlfriend means they've been like at it for however long and it's like was was there overlap i don't know but it's like just tell me the truth like men never that's what i care about is just being honest if you are not that into it
Starting point is 00:36:37 if you're not feeling it if you don't like me tell me okay like somebody will like i would just rather know because i feel fucking stupid every single time when i genuinely like believe that like oh he doesn't have time yeah he does absolutely like nobody is fucking bad at texting like nobody obama's texting michelle like it's i i was saying it was young guys because usually like young guys will always do that because they're immature but it's also just immature men overall because it's like just. Yeah, you can be 35 and young as a guy. Like because.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Absolutely. Absolutely. The emotional maturity is absolutely insane. But the point of my conversation is like the way the text was worded was like, I can't tell if he means like, oh, I need a week to myself. Or he's like, I never want to talk to you again. So I'm like like is it over i don't know well i was telling you to respond with like hey this is a very confusing text could you communicate further like what this is and you were just but i already told
Starting point is 00:37:34 him he's not like yeah and what is he gonna do communicate like yeah that's true and also it's so i don't want to make it more serious than it is because it's like i have spent virtually zero time with this guy it's just it's texting and i'm 26 i don't want to text it more serious than it is because it's like I have spent virtually zero time with this guy. It's just it's texting. And I'm 26. I don't want to text all day long. Show up if you mean it. 100%. Like if you want to see me, you'll see me.
Starting point is 00:37:51 And that's it. So now you have to be a Trevor Wallace and ride the life alert machine. I think it's zero out of two of those dates worked out. Honest to God. I can't even believe this episode so far. Like we are 37 minutes into filming right now and I have 73 more topics, half of which might make me cry. I have a really important topic that is going to come out of nowhere,
Starting point is 00:38:15 but I need to say it. Olivia Rodrigo dropped a song last night titled Vampire. And it is, first of all, I think maybe my favorite song of hers of all time. But also, I would venture to say it is about somebody that we know very well. I would venture to agree. Here's the issue, okay? There's speculation online.
Starting point is 00:38:41 And I want to preface, this is all technically speculation. But there are really, in my opinion, only two people that this song could be about. Both of which, one of them's like your good friend. One of them's my good friend. And you're friends with him as well. Yeah. I am very confident it's your friend.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Mr. Zach Bia. Okay. And Zach B bia invite me somewhere honest to god i want to be one of those girls who's like zach bia at the door it's my dream okay i'm gonna be that in an hour but that song that song she ate the boots house down Whatever they say Houston I'm deceased It was so good And here's the thing So I also like Heard Wind But this song I mean
Starting point is 00:39:32 Well after Olivia Ended things with Driver's license boy What's his fucking name? Joshua Bassett She dated Adam Faze Yes
Starting point is 00:39:42 Who is like your good friend My good friend I met him through my ex-boyfriend. Love him to death. We vindicated him on the canceled podcast. That's how I met him. He came up to me at a party. He goes, thank you for saying that.
Starting point is 00:39:51 We said he did not cheat on her. After Adam, she did date Zach Bia. I don't want the clip. I'll say it. She dated Zach Bia. Great guy. It seems. So I hear one of the today.
Starting point is 00:40:04 She wrote song. I heard the song last night. It was like amazing song. I didn't really like whatever. And then we watch the music video. Here's the thing. I'm a whore for a story. OK, like the Swifty in me is like, I want to know who this is about.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I agree with that. And it makes me feel so personally connected to the song and knowing like that this like I know it's about him I can tell you a million reasons why but she is just a genius like she's a genius again this is technically speculation but if you watch the music video Olivia's a swifty too she knows she like she's a she moves like a smart talented amazing she moves like a Swifty like with her writing with her everything like nothing nothing has no meaning you know if you're if you're watching closely enough it's like you you see everything you need to see first of all like the diamonds and the thrill of it all very much Zach via second of all if you watch the
Starting point is 00:41:02 music video Zach I love you I love the thrill of it all I love the diamonds I want I also love Olivia I want to come I don't know what happened I don't know like why they broke up I don't know like me neither you know so like I'm just me neither I love Olivia Rodrigo's music I don't know her personally I love Zach I personally identify as a highly emotional individual so I understand Olivia's perspective maybe sometimes things are like I want to write a song so i'm going to make this situation bigger i don't care what happened but i care about how like honestly it just lights me up if you watch the music video you can see like first
Starting point is 00:41:39 of all there's like guys in black with walkie talkies like the same way you see outside of like a hollywood club she at one point is being chased down the street with men in security outfits with flashlights doing this audio viewers or audio listeners i'm shaking my flashlight letting an important person through okay that's what zach bia like that's the power zach bia has He is the most important guy to know in Hollywood because he's just so well connected. He's like, he's just a cool guy. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel. Wherever you go, you can get it from our dread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard.
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Starting point is 00:43:15 That song is about Zach. Yeah. I watched the video today and I was like moved to tears. Like I, again, like I don't want to, I feel like I'm sounding like a pick me like, no,
Starting point is 00:43:24 it's just like if you had a friend that you're close with and a song is about them you didn't know the person who made the song directly you're you're gonna until you know every like let's say he cheated on her and that's why she made the song I would be like cheating is wrong like I'm not trying to be like pick me choose me love me you know I'm just saying like he's your friend who cares fair but but I watched it today and it was very, very moving. And the song is very applicable to my life as well. Like the entire chorus is about people being fame fuckers, vampires, clout chasers, essentially. Like who only want to be with you for your stature.
Starting point is 00:43:56 So the whole masterpiece of a video definitely did move me to tears regardless of who it's about. It's amazing. And this is not to say that I believe that to be true about zagbia at all but i was saying to you earlier like the like the amount of power you have when you're somebody in that position like imagine just how emotional i am and stuff like the feeling of being able to like turn my petty into something like so fucking amazing would be so satisfying i want it more than anything it's so crazy that we turn our petty into this yeah i guess i guess we do we we do have like some level of it are you i'm taking a photo of something i have to cut like i just need to know the time
Starting point is 00:44:35 we're like literally in the middle of filming it'll just help me in the edit but like it is just like it's a she's the most same with taylor swift it's like you did me wrong guess what i'm gonna do 100 like it's so cool to me yeah okay i'm getting a little too crazy if you ever i'll come yeah because he's gonna tiger you guys do you know what just happened to brooke and this one i'll go petty cunt on because i don't i don't who the fuck is calling me chris miles again oh my god i'm live on the canceled podcast hey chris i'll call you when i'm done okay that was pretty funny oof fucking hold on now now i have to deal with that one second
Starting point is 00:45:26 take your time i just saw this text hold please i think you should though we should though any who's here sorry i just went really i think a little too hard on zach bia but like it just i don't know i dude i love her it's this like it Zach Bia, but like it just, I don't know. I dude, I love her. It's this, like, it's the same way. Like that's my friend.
Starting point is 00:45:48 I don't know how they win their relationship. You know, the Snooki sound. It's like, that's my friend. He's always been a great fucking friend to me. And I don't know what happened. So all I can say is great song,
Starting point is 00:45:55 but also great friend. And I don't know what happened, you know? Well, that's the thing. Those two things do not have to be like separate from one another. You can enjoy the song and also enjoy the person that it's about and that's a beautiful thing 100 like stream karma it's a great song stream uh uh trigger warning it's great stream all those songs let's move on to this taiga
Starting point is 00:46:13 conversation because i want to laugh i swear to god i'm terrified i'm afraid to speak with this man ever again you shouldn't be because i have been and the same thing that happened to you has happened to me a million times but to me me, I felt so like far removed. Let me let me give you guys a little quick story time. OK, I go out the other night. We honestly the White Fox event. It was the night of the last podcast we shot. OK, I went out that night.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I got really drunk. I left with a couple of friends and we go to this after party. OK, well, we go to the club friends and we go to this after party okay well we go to the club and then we go to an after party and I walk into this after party it's a I mean fucking 40 million dollar house there's really only so many people who could own it but I'm I'm drunk out of my mind okay like the all-white one with the glass balconies. That's the one. Not that I would know. I walk in and I'm like, it's literally, it's not like an after party. It's like six people who are at this house. Someone comes up to me and goes, you need to leave right this second.
Starting point is 00:47:19 You are not, you are absolutely not welcome here. Like you need to get out. I go, what? Especially because it's not like it's like a overpacked party it's like there's there are six people here like you did so you did something to piss on one of those and i was so drunk that i was like i'm ugly i was like oh my god i'm getting kicked out because i'm ugly because there's literally in my head i was like there's no other explanation like i don't have beef with anybody like there's no why would i be getting straight up kicked out of a party the guy who would kick me out he goes i'm just relaying the message like i was told girl in the
Starting point is 00:47:50 silver is not welcome here get out i leave i literally the whole way home i'm like oh my god like i just got i just got the boot like humbling the next morning i get a call from my friends turns out it was taiga's house okay and i have said some words about taiga on this podcast i honestly in my opinion never negative but we've said words about taiga i know my limits and i also know like what's respectful and what's not respectful had i known that that was taiga's house I never would have shown up because of course he's seen clips of us talking about like there's been viral like situations but I always say this like because not to cut you off no but the last time I saw Tyga was at Hyde nightclub he was performing and I was just snapping him being like this is so embarrassing I hate this man and whatever and he he comes up
Starting point is 00:48:46 to me at some point and he's like I just hate everything you say about me online and it all goes back to the same thing that you and I have always said on this podcast Taylor Swift if you don't you know word to Zach B if guys don't want me to write bad songs about them then they shouldn't do bad things so I've only ever said things that he's done He was like I hate everything you've said about me online Like super pissed Grow up It's always blown my mind That he sees everything
Starting point is 00:49:11 Because like if I And hats off to you The man's online Hats off to you Michael Is his name Michael? Of course his fucking birth name is not Tyga Brooke Scofield Like I'm like Michael It's just like why are you seeing
Starting point is 00:49:28 like my tiktoks like and shit like i don't like if i was in his shoes i wouldn't be like seeing that or caring about that taiga you're famous as fuck you're rich as fuck get off the fyp now i also just think like like trevor said that shit about me I'm not gonna hate You forever like when you're famous And you're doing your damn thing in the Streets of LA it word Might get out no like I know while I do agree with you
Starting point is 00:49:56 I still think it was like it was disrespectful For me if somebody Talked shit about me on the internet and then Had the nerve to show up to my house Absolutely I'd be like get the fuck out absolutely so i texted him the next day i was like or dm'd him the next day and i was like i am so genuinely so sorry i had no way like it's so disrespectful like i would not have shown up if had i known it was your house left leaves me on scene i'm like sorry michael
Starting point is 00:50:20 but i just think it's but that was my first time like because i've never had it like like i know he hates me he hates my guts like if i fucking died tomorrow i straight up said on an episode i was like i've never had a bad experience with taiga he's always been nice to me but i did say him and avril lavigne was like the pope in summer ray so i get it what did summer ray do i love her fattest ass around but i'm just like no i i get it i get it i get why i got kicked out but i was yeah i completely get why you got kicked out i just never thought that we'd see the day like obviously i've been like i am 26 years old or yelled out at shit like for being there because he's there and i never thought i would see it like also happen to you and And it made me feel seen. The fact that he even knows I exist, which is crazy because I've like personally like.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I don't know. No, I grew up. I guess I just don't understand. I grew up listening to him. I never thought we'd live in a realm where like my little stupid TikTok. That's the thing. I think they're close. Like these people are closer to us than I sometimes realize.
Starting point is 00:51:20 One hundred percent. And that's always been my downfall. You know, I think I'm forever going to tell a story Like I'm talking to my friend on a couch And then it's going to bite me later It always does It literally always does I need to give you a really quick update Okay
Starting point is 00:51:35 I'm watching the last episode of Cancel to make the edits And this certain clip of everything Is like my favorite clip ever Like when we're talking about what that hinge man that I was dating did for a living essentially I went on this date with this hinge man it was a super good date he seemed like a super good guy um what he did for a living was really funny he plays monsters in scary movies because he's six eight and it's like that no one does that so it was really funny we talk about it like whatever and actually the night of the
Starting point is 00:52:02 white fox event as well so I just we shot that episode the night of the white fox event as well so i just we shot that episode the day of the white fox event and i had just gone out with him on a date the night prior right and um the next day he was like i would love to see you tonight and i was like okay i have this event like i'll let you know like you know what i'm doing after like we can hang out like maybe like if not you know like i'll let you know and he know what I'm doing after like we can hang out like maybe like if not you know like I'll let you know and then he goes can I come with you and I go I find it very weird that when you go on one date with someone them inviting them like you know it's a bold ask for sure I wouldn't do it but you're also 34 I wouldn't be like yeah can I come you're also 34
Starting point is 00:52:43 like I also have to like do my thing at these events, like take photos all night. Yeah. Post for White Box, like stand up at the DJ booth and like get my little shit, like work, like network, kiss babies. I know that that sounds so like corny, but it's like I was paid to be there. Like I was paid to be there for a reason. And I don't want to like babysit this like six, eight horror movie man all night. Like I want to like be able to just do my thing.
Starting point is 00:53:08 And I say like, I don't know. Like let's meet up after. And he's like, why not? Like I can talk to people too. I'm like, so what? You're going to talk to like all like you're going to talk to Georgia. You do not want to have Diablo all night. Like you're 34.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Like I find that to be kind of strange, you know. And so I was like, maybe i'll see you later and so after the white box event um went by we ended up going to this after party right and you and i after party you and i went to different things you went to daiga's house and i went to this place called off sunset wait i actually went to off sunset too oh okay okay so i stayed there and i was there on a vibe on my little after party vibe. I just got my bag. I just didn't work with my favorite fucking company.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Things are great. And so he's texting me and he's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, I'm just still at this afternoon hanging out with my friends. I know it's like 1.15 a.m. It's kind of late. But if you wanted to watch a movie later, hang out, I could potentially be down.
Starting point is 00:54:03 But I'm going to be here for a second, like blah, blah, blah. And he's like, it's OK. Like, I'm tired. I'm in for like I'm either in for the night or I'm down to watch a movie in a little bit. If you're done soon, like blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, OK, perfect. And he goes, where are you? And I'm like, you're like none of your fucking business.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Well, no, I answer him just because I like he was just conversational. I'm like, I'm at all. I don't like where this is going. He's like, where are you? And I'm like, oh, I'm at off sunset, like just vibing with my friends. Like, I'll tell you's just conversational. I'm like, I'm at off sunset. I don't like where this is going. He's like, where are you? And I'm like, oh, I'm at off sunset. Like just vibing with my friends. Like I'll tell you when I'm done. Tell me this man did not show up.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Five. Five. Five. Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five minutes go by. And he texts me and says, I'm outside. Come get in my car, I'm outside. Come get in my car. I'm outside. Insane.
Starting point is 00:54:50 I live five minutes away. I'm outside. And I go, what do you mean you're outside? And he's like, I'm outside. Like, come get. And I go, did I not just tell you? I'm with my friends. I'm having fun.
Starting point is 00:55:04 Like, who said pick me up? And I think that did I not just tell you? I'm with my friends. I'm having fun. Like who said pick me up? And I think that's so crazy. I think it's one thing if it's like your boyfriend. Like fine. Yeah. It's your boyfriend. It's fine. Go get in the car.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Or tell your boyfriend to come in. Do your thing. Show up wherever I am. Or even if we're like have been dating for like a month. We went on one date the day before. Why the fuck are you outside? Don't be outside. And so then he's like, I'm outside.
Starting point is 00:55:25 And I'm like, that is I literally responding. That is not what I meant. I just wanted to watch a movie, blah, blah, blah. And then he's like, I'm not some type of booty call. Like, I want to see. I'm like, what do you mean? Either way, I'd be seeing you. You already had these plans tonight.
Starting point is 00:55:36 Yeah. And it's not these potential plans. No, I'm saying like you had you had your own thing going on and you had like that was. Yeah. Already. And like either way, I'd be seeing you at 2 a.m. at my house. What's the difference? You just want me to go with you now.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Also, that's fucking weird. Like, what do you mean? And then he starts texting me all these texts. And he's like, I packed a bag with my toothbrush. You're really going to do this to me? Who the fuck? Wait, hold. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:56:00 Scary. I know. No, I know. I know. I packed a bag with my toothbrush. You're really going to do this to me? Like, what do you mean? Come outside right now. I'm outside. And I'm I packed a bag with my toothbrush you're really gonna do this to me like what do you mean come outside right now I'm outside and I'm like love you so much I'm not coming outside you do not love him so much no at all literally at all but I'm just saying I didn't
Starting point is 00:56:13 say that but I'm just saying like you're hot and I had fun but like I'm not coming outside so fucking weird do not show up where I am do not pack a bag what is wrong with you absolutely what the actual fuck is wrong with you? So then he sends me, I kid you not, 25 texts in a row, like just gray scrolling, like, like, so what are we doing? Like all just all this random ass shit. Like, I don't even know. And I just ghost him and I continue on my night and I go home and I go to bed.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Well, I didn't go to bed, but I won't tell you what I did yet. That's for a different podcast. Anyways, I'm like, we're already at an hour and boy, we have stuff to say this is gonna be a two-hour podcast you guys wanted no guest episodes so and sorry aaron i'll pay you over time but anyways i go home i go to bed i wake up the next day and he texts me and he goes sorry i did all that last night like i was really tired was he drunk driving No no I don't Believe him I I hate to be so offensive But that would almost be better
Starting point is 00:57:09 Like what he's sober he doesn't Drink um and you're doing That sober which is also just my I need hypnotherapy I almost said No no no like He doesn't drink like that is a good thing I don't know why I'm like love a sober I love a sober guy shout out a sober I love a sober guy
Starting point is 00:57:25 Shout out my son Yet again I love a sober guy Like that's not No But And so I was like First of all
Starting point is 00:57:32 On my head It's like You were really tired That's why you Stuck me down Well you know How easy it is To get tired
Starting point is 00:57:38 That is not Normal tired behavior I was really tired That's not tired behavior Ted Bundy Didn't go on The stand in court And say oh i was really
Starting point is 00:57:45 tired sorry i was sleepy i was gonna say kill yourself and i had to if anyone's watching in the video version i actually just had to like choke my like stop myself i'm saying i know you didn't mean it i have a problem with saying that too lightly anyways i think we should bring you back sorry no yeah honestly fucking kill yourself anyways um it's just sir i call him he's like, what do you mean I couldn't come to your little event? Like, what's your job? Like getting bottle service bought for you and people film it. And I'm like, what's your job? Being fucking Slenderman?
Starting point is 00:58:17 Like, and also like, yeah, that's my job. I'm sorry. That's that. That is. Yes. That's what I do. You know how how like for like how exciting that is like that gets to be your job like I just don't even understand it's like a club appearance it's
Starting point is 00:58:30 not that uncommon of a thing in today's date that someone's job is a club appearance like it just made no sense to me whatever if he's been on a date with you he should have like at least a superficial understanding of what you do and what you're about which he did and so it was like what is so and and why would i want you there like where are your social cues to the extent of understanding that like why would i want someone i've been on one date with to be on my arm while i have 50 cameras on me like i don't why would i want that that's giving me um blood sucker fame fucker but doesn't even like dry like a goddamn vampire and you'd think that but it's like you can just tell he's not a clout chaser he still has no idea what i do
Starting point is 00:59:12 like he's just condescending towards it whatever blah that's what i would and so we get in this whole thing and and on the phone he goes he goes that strike one i know you're gonna make it up to me and i go bitch i'm sorry you don't know who the fuck you just went on a date with clearly if that's strike one with you you should turn around and run can i tell you what you did wrong it should not have even gotten to this point in conversation i would have blocked that man but before he had the chance to say well and to be clear no i wouldn't have but a normal person would have. I'm going to screenshot these photos to insert into the podcast. But I'm going to show you right now.
Starting point is 00:59:48 He is. We get off this call and I'm getting on a plane. Oh, this doesn't end. And I'm getting on a plane to Vegas, right? After this whole call of me being like, you don't know who you're dating. If that's strike one. And if that's strike one to you, I also have no respect for that. Like you wanted to come to something you were uninvited to.
Starting point is 01:00:03 And then you showed up somewhere you were uninvited to try to pick me up and I didn't want to get in your car because it's fucking weird I literally made him meet me at our date First of all you're giving me serial killer yeah And I told him on our first date I met You he was trying to pick me up for our first date I said I met you here because I don't trust people that I Meet like off rip like that you know yeah
Starting point is 01:00:19 And so it's like if you don't know Tana is very Particular like she will not get Uber by herself Like no You're safe Like you're safe I have blind trust But there is a level
Starting point is 01:00:29 Of paranoia Yeah But like I mean I have blind trust In everybody And that's how You get like Murdered and trafficked
Starting point is 01:00:36 Or something You are very smart About that Like you're not Going to meet somebody The first time Like in a private setting Like you're very
Starting point is 01:00:43 Very good about that Or the first five times Especially if you're from Hinge it's one thing we have mutual friends cool that's true like i've never met a stranger like weird and so we get off this whole call of a fight do you want to see the photos he texted me i'm about to insert them i swear to god we have this whole call we have this whole call okay we i hang up i get on my flight to Vegas. I'm on my flight to Vegas. What am I seeing? Meat at a grocery store. Like, look at it.
Starting point is 01:01:11 I don't know. Who sent me a photo of meat at a grocery store? Meat. Meat. Wait, what? Meat. Look, look, look. Meat photo. Like a literal.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Wait, hold on. It says pork bung. Why do you send me? I don't know Wait Meat At a grocery store And then this
Starting point is 01:01:30 And then this little English muffin And I'm not gonna say His name Let's say his name was Zach Let's say his name was Zach
Starting point is 01:01:35 I go Zach what No it can't be Zach We did too much Zach content On this podcast Just Brad Oh Brad I go
Starting point is 01:01:42 I'm a Brad Josh Jeff We've done it all Send me more food There's no context No context Just Brad. Oh, Brad. I go, I'm a Brad. Josh, Jeff, we've done it all. Send me more food. There's no context. No context.
Starting point is 01:01:52 I go, you just told me that was my first strike and that my job is silly. And then you sent me deli store meats. You said that T-bone is strike three. Absolutely. You're a scary guy. So then just keeps blowing me up like all these great texts and I'm just being like, sorry, I'm busy, blah, blah, blah. And the other night goes by.
Starting point is 01:02:06 This is the end of the story. I just have to get to this because only a serial killer would do this. Listen, I'm loving this story. Only a serial killer would fucking do this. I also just want to put it out there. He called me this morning so many times. My do not disturb was off. I was in bed with other boyfriend and I go, what the fuck?
Starting point is 01:02:18 Anyways. He texts me. He texts me out of the blue While I'm at the Like the club the other night For new potential boyfriend Suter's birthday You're so good And I'm with
Starting point is 01:02:32 New potential boyfriend Suter And I'm at the club For his birthday for a little bit And the hinge guy texts me And says I like And he's texting me Like seven gray texts
Starting point is 01:02:40 Before this And he says I think there's an echo in here Which is a very funny thing to say holer honestly and i'm not gonna lie i'm gonna use it so zach brad whatever your name is cc yeah whatever your name is like thank you so much honestly for that joke and i said oh do you ha ha and he goes i've never blindly texted so much someone so much in my life like i don't know if this girl's feeling me or not i need a heat check blah blah blah she's not feeling you you sent her meat yeah and stalked me down i go you're funny i
Starting point is 01:03:10 truly appreciate it he goes all this shit like this whole conversation like do you appreciate it blah blah i'm just like clowning him back and then he goes where are you though well if i did not learn my lesson and i go i'm not at off sunset but how funny you should have told him like a really funny place oh wait for it bro god you're good you're my fucking soulmate for that he goes i love that where are you though i'm at home in my underwear i'm not showing up if you have to tell someone that you've been on one date with that, you're not going to show up to where they are. You're a fucking that murderer is if there were a color redder than red murderer,
Starting point is 01:03:51 murderer. And I go, I'm at Disneyland. He's like Anaheim 48 minutes. Fuck off. I said, I'm on magic mountain wearing a poncho. Meet me under the castle.
Starting point is 01:04:07 You are hilarious. And it just kept going. And he was like clowning me. And then he texted me randomly and said, I bet you're super close to my house. And I go, actually, I'm on Space Mountain. You're like Matterhorn is amazing. Yeah. Don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:20 What a fucking creeper. Anyway, I'm never getting on him. So then he sent me like 17 texts his last one just says tan my integrity wanes with like a little sad he's a i mean he sounds like he's an intellectual very smart guy like what's wanes smart like i know what wanes means but like i would never use it in a sentence no and also was just like no texting me so smart and that's what sucks i love a smart guy being like how's your clandestine swore me too but like we were talking about like overlooking things that is not
Starting point is 01:04:47 overlookable that is a block your number i never see you actually should block him i should do it right now um not even kidding you i'm not even kidding you if it's a flat or a squeal a wobbler peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from my tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to 70 by prepaid mastercard conditions apply details at michelin.ca find a michelin tread experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca locations from tires to auto repair we're always there Also my mother just texted me I saw you filmed the podcast
Starting point is 01:05:29 Did you talk about Turks? Oh Debbie I go your mom texted you? No I was literally floored Everyone can't fathom that I'm adopted It's so funny Every time I'm like my mother Everyone's like really she texted you?
Starting point is 01:05:44 I'm like no Debbie texted me I think it's weird Because I'm adopted It's so funny Every time I'm like My mother Everyone's like Really she texted you I'm like no Debbie texted me I guess I think it's weird Because I'm adopted But I still say Like my grandparents Are my grandparents Like they're my parents
Starting point is 01:05:53 But they're not I gave up on that A long time ago My mother and father Are forever Debbie and Arash And Love her I had the longest convo
Starting point is 01:06:00 With Debbie last night Well because she's trying To get the tea From how we're going To end this podcast She just wants to protect her little kiddos. I understand. There's a lot going on, you know?
Starting point is 01:06:10 Do we get into that or do we have any more like lighthearted topics to talk about? I have so many more things to talk about and we're in an hour and five minutes. Can I go to the bathroom real quick? Yeah. Yeah, honestly, I have to too. Should we spider pee? What? Erin, we have to teach you too much.
Starting point is 01:06:23 You honestly need to get on Urban Dictionary. Spider peeing is like when a girl sits and pees and the guy pees in between their legs that's crazy i'm genuinely calling hr i don't we're not it was a joke light-hearted colleen i'm just kidding that was my light-hearted topic in question can we have a moment to please discuss one of don't say iconic but let me know i wasn't gonna say iconic i was gonna say swing worse let me discuss myself i do not even know the scandal at hand okay like maybe i should have taken my time to research this before the podcast and even the tiktok i made about it like people are hating on me because apparently like i should know like is it more serious than we think it is yeah like i think i'm not on I think she's in a serious scandal
Starting point is 01:07:08 for like a lot of DMs she sent to like fans a long time ago okay I've seen like two screenshots they are very very very like why are you sending that to people that you don't know I guess you know okay um and apparently she we're talking about Colleen Ballinger she had had a scandal Miranda sings yeah good job Miranda sings her apology she had had a scandal for this years ago I guess and apologized and then it resurfaced so she kind of had to post a secondary apology. Again, I am not calling the topic at hand funny. I don't know enough about it to even, you know, continue on that. I'm just saying to apologize for anything. I don't care if you're apologizing for cheating on your significant other, to apologize for anything with a ukulele and a song
Starting point is 01:08:08 is the most insane shit I've ever fucking seen. It is, like, it is crazy. And I only know about it because of your TikTok. Like, I feel like maybe that side of the internet is, like, far from me but what the fuck like imagine imagine that also just imagine in like my more serious scandals of life i sat down with the ukulele i wrote a song i filmed a rough draft no that's what i was gonna say do you think she had drafts i mean anytime you're writing a song like you have to like sing it to yourself first and you have to like rough draft it first any apology in general when you are at that caliber
Starting point is 01:08:50 I mean correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like this is a you thing it has to get run by some people you know what I mean like I feel like someone has to be like okay like yes like this can go online anytime I've ever apologized I definitely showed it to people and they were like, yes or no. And honestly, everyone who ever told me, yes, you were super wrong. I should have. Have you done it wrong? Fuck out. Of course, I've apologized.
Starting point is 01:09:14 So wrong. You've never had a ukulele. I'm not going to lie. I've posted some apology videos that could have been filmed so differently and better. But I look back at the ones that I got condemned for for being quote unquote bad. And it's like, I wish I had a fucking ukulele. How funny.
Starting point is 01:09:33 Who does that? She's innovative. Next time I apologize for something, it's going to be with a harp. Could you imagine me with a violin? Like, I'm sorry I suck dick in your movie theater. Can you please play it right now? It's Colleen Bellinger's last video titled Hi, and I just need Brooke to see this.
Starting point is 01:09:53 She titled it Hi. Hi. Which is something I probably would have done in 2019. Like, I'm not even going to lie to you. I'm not, you know. Like, bye sister. And she says in the video very quickly in the video she says my team said I couldn't talk about it so I'm gonna sing about it she say that there's no way
Starting point is 01:10:12 and it's like your your team Seth my manager that's like your lawyer is saying like you can't say this but you can do a flash mob Like Dad Seth My manager If you're ever watching this Natalie for Brooke If we ever try to sing An apology Please
Starting point is 01:10:31 5150 me Horrible Horrible But Natalie would 100% let me do it Seth Would call me And be like
Starting point is 01:10:39 You fucking idiot You fucking imbecile Slice that And that's why Tink sneaks the big bucks Look at the screen grab like you're that sad and you're about to pull out a ukulele no no no no just play it from the very fucking beginning in a while since you saw my face i haven't been doing so great so i did a little break
Starting point is 01:10:56 a lot of people are saying some things about me that aren't quite true doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long as it's entertaining. Right? No. I'm not kidding, I refuse. Wait. All aboard the toxic gossip train. Wait, she's good. All aboard the toxic gossip train.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Marina Sainz. Yeah. The toxic gossip train. You got a one way ticket to the station. Is she gaslighting me wait not the run i have chills i have full body chills at how bad i think this is and it's saying so much coming for me those are the top comments like tana mojo thinks it's like instant like it's just so
Starting point is 01:11:44 chewy and millennial. Wait, I got it. I need a little bit more. I'm like high on this. Skip, I have like 40 seconds. I like that she like incorporated a spoken word. I don't like any of it, by the way. But it was an observation, I mean.
Starting point is 01:12:04 How is this 10 minutes long? Who makes a 10 minute song Unless you're fucking Taylor Swift All too well Colleen's version All too well 10 minute version Hi I just said that I've been sharing my life online for over 15 years. I poured my heart out to you. Because of that, I feel like I'm talking to my friends. But at the beginning of my career, I didn't really understand that maybe there should be some boundaries there.
Starting point is 01:12:33 There were times when I needed to share. Wait, I think she's helping me. Wait, I have to stop. To my toxic gossip. Back to the chorus. Locomotive's fueled with hateful accusations. You should never use the word locomotive in your apology I was gonna say video
Starting point is 01:12:49 But so I'm Wait isn't there like locomotion Like that's what I know Locomotive's like in a train So the locomotive's fueled with toxic acid You don't get enough credit for how smart you are Okay I think I've seen enough. You get it.
Starting point is 01:13:10 I don't, again, like you said, I don't want to make a funny joke of it. Because obviously what's going on sounds pretty serious to me. But at the same time, don't get a ukulele out if you don't want people to make fun of you a scandal aside this is my opinion exactly scandal aside scandal aside the ukulele alone should be a new scandal in my opinion it is why would you do that because it's it just feels doesn't she have a husband? I would hope the person I marry Is smart enough And knows me and my life enough To be like Hey babe
Starting point is 01:13:49 Don't Actually I don't know if she's But I think sometimes it's Like you really should just take a second But also like Like Shane Dawson Gone Well he's back now
Starting point is 01:14:00 But I'm saying But he like you know Like he got cancelled And he was like Okay But also even imagine Shane Dawson came back with an acoustic guitar saying sorry i fucked my cat too far sorry he didn't i don't know i don't think he did i don't know oh my god okay honestly conversation over like so over like yeah we're in dangerous territory like it's just ridiculous you know like, like, imagine James Charles.
Starting point is 01:14:26 Like, and I did it at your birthday dinner. Oh, my God. I think it was, yeah. Oh, my God. He would do it, too. And he'd be like, what was it? Pull me out. No, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:14:40 What's in the water? No, remember, everyone's like, you're a cat. When it needs to go, like, come inside, it pull me out pull me out it's like tampon when you left it into like pull me out that just happened to me yeah you're confusing the people i don't know they know they know they know they're smart i'm just saying point even me like sorry i had a bad convention like sorry about your son burn it's not funny yeah it's pretty funny it's not funny david dobert comes online tomorrow with an electric guitar like jeff i fucking put you on a crane like i don't get it who else does that
Starting point is 01:15:22 to be fair actually after tana con I did make a song called Fuck Up. And so maybe actually I'm literally... Was that your inspiration? I don't think you should say that. No, it kind of was. It was what I was going through at the time. But honestly, I just, yeah. I have no room to be weighing in on this.
Starting point is 01:15:38 However, I find it very funny. So, thank you. Actually, I have a little room to be weighing in on this as well i'm i'm not in that place again nothing to do with the scandal everything to do with the ukulele i hope you have enjoyed the um current ongoings of our lives however great word because i couldn't think of it well it's not however we just went on a birthday trip to Turks and Caicos. I'm like Turks and Tanicos. We went to Turks and Caicos for Tana's birthday.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Amazing, beautiful, like happy, amazing trip. We did have a very amazing time. I love Turks and Caicos. I went there on the Tarte trip. And I went there with- Tarte, please. I have Tarte, face tart face tape foundation shape tape concealer tart is so amazing and the trip was so amazing and I was there with only page like page
Starting point is 01:16:33 and I went with everyone else you know right and we were there and we were like I was like Turks is so amazing I want to bring like all my best friends back they're like my family yeah and um so I every year for my birthday, we do a trip. And this year we went to Turks and we had a great time, honestly. Like it was, it was truly amazing.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Like the house was amazing. It's so beautiful there. We also all kind of were treating Turks like Cabo. Like we all were very drunk in my, like, I guess very, very, very drunk.
Starting point is 01:17:03 It felt to me like turks like how i had heard of it always was like very glamorous like it's like a little island it's so beautiful and it's like and it is glamorous we stayed in the same house that drake stays in but like it was great like insane with uh new york housewives or real housewives of new york or something vibes but we were getting a little messy. Every time I send us all on a trip for my birthday, I make sure that we have a house that's fully staffed, like a bartender and a chef and a pool attendant and all that stuff.
Starting point is 01:17:34 How fun is that? Which is so amazing, and I'm so grateful to even be in the place to do stuff like that. I can't even imagine Dirty Door me thinking that I could ever do that, you know and but with that also comes you can order anything you want at any time so if you want a shot of 1942 every two minutes you can have that and boy does lila take advantage
Starting point is 01:17:55 god byla we had to keep yelling at her the whole trip to stop ordering things like it's i feel bad like because that's like an like i don't know what it is or like what happened to me along the way that makes me so cautious of that but like oh i agree even when somebody is hired for that job to do that job i feel bad too much i'm like oh my god i would and obviously they were paid very well and like hired very well and stuff and they're so accommodated and the entire staff loved us by the end of the trip they were like hugging us goodbye and like in tears that we were leaving which i have no idea why because we're so terrible in my opinion drunk wise but we're also all very loving thankful people so like i think that you know and to be clear it's not like like lila was
Starting point is 01:18:38 like being disrespectful to anybody but lila was like lila's just funny old day like shot shirley temple piña colada, Mai Tai. Like, we're like, girl, one drink at a time. Absolutely insane. But we had a very, very fun trip. And I wish I could talk about it now. Because it was a seven-day trip. And for six of the seven days, I had so much fun.
Starting point is 01:19:02 It was like an amazing trip. I'm sad that you can't think of it that way like I mean yeah I can I can I can like compartmentalize it everything about it was so fun you know yeah I want to cry don't cry because I'll cry look I already started because i can tell you're sad wait it's so stupid wait i'm not look i have a problem i have a genuine issue see i can can you not like suck back in the tears i think i probably can jeff and i talked about this once like you can tear up and like literally dry it up like that's what i did earlier and you go are you crying crying No And we had a great trip I love Turks and Caicos there's this bar
Starting point is 01:19:50 In we'll tell some funny Stories first I guess I just have to get back in a funny Headspace wait And there's this bar in the middle Of the ocean in Turks and Caicos And it's Drake's favorite bar Sorry I couldn't suck it back wait Not kidding middle of the ocean in Turks and Caicos and it's Drake's favorite bar. Sorry, sorry.
Starting point is 01:20:05 I couldn't suck it back. Wait, wait, not kidding. Oh, Noah's Ark. Like that shit looked different in the Bible. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:20:14 Absolutely. It did probably so different in the Bible. And this bar used to actually be very like, we met the owner this weekend. He was telling us that like, like I built this bar and like people come to it but i wasn't succeeding until drake came and like said it's like the best bar in the world those are my favorite kinds of stories where like somebody like puts like a place on the map
Starting point is 01:20:34 and then like it it's like the recognition it deserves yeah so now the owner is like a millionaire because drake went there like three times and it's super fun there was one day that we were on the trip and Amari Amari has a serious I'm we're just gonna tell funny stories I hope you guys know hilarious we I know it yeah very quickly I also hope you guys know we also had a lot of wholesome moments on the trip like hugging loving each other I'm so thankful for you guys I love you but those aren't the stories that are gonna make it it to the podcast so it's going to be like it's going to be the feral ones yeah but i i hope that the viewers know we also had sweet dinner sweet lunch we should talk about the wig party but start with amari's fire hose amari has a serious problem
Starting point is 01:21:19 he's always had this problem since childhood Where he thinks he's gonna throw up And he holds it in He doesn't say a word And he doesn't say a word And he holds it in And then spews Unlike anything I've ever seen in my entire life It's like a movie
Starting point is 01:21:36 It literally looks like special effects I will say In my 13, 14 years of being friends with Amar He's never thrown up on me, thank God. But I think that's because he knows I've told him like the violence you would see come from me is so irreparable. Very scary.
Starting point is 01:21:52 Like I will find the nearest knife. Vomit is one of my biggest fears. He has a serious problem with it. It's very serious. I think it's like emetophobia. It is. I have that. Ectomophobia.
Starting point is 01:22:01 Like I have a serious fear of vomit. It's secondary to my fear of bugs. It's a real phobia. I've seen people go through very traumatic things and very terrible things happen. And I can say that like the vomiting just it does something to me like I don't like it. And we had an incident a couple of months ago where I'm just going to say it honestly. The people's names. It was Suede Brooks birthday at a club.
Starting point is 01:22:22 Set the scene baby. At a club called Delilah here in LA. And Amari had a throw up moment where he took a shot. And that's the thing. It's never that he's too drunk. He could do this after two shots. He could do this after one shot. It's always like.
Starting point is 01:22:36 I think the drunk went down the wrong pipe vibes. And I believe that. Because I watch it happen. It can be one shot. I've seen it happen like sober one shot. I've seen it happen with food he doesn't like. Like if something goes in and he doesn't like the way it goes in he's going to spew it back out like the la fire department like it's the most insane shit i've ever seen in my life and we had this incident in la where it was suede brooks birthday and amari
Starting point is 01:22:59 spewed vomit all over suede brooks her three birkins delilah bell like just terrible people like just girls trying to enjoy their time and to me it's not so much that he fire hoses these people it's more so that after it happens every time he's like hold on he's like why are you kicking me out that was an accident and it like, you just threw up on everyone. It's the equivalent to like shitting on someone. But every time he'll be like, not that big of a deal. You guys are being so dramatic. And it's like, you just threw up on seven people. It's so terrible.
Starting point is 01:23:36 And we were at Noah's Ark in Turks. And Ty, Amari's ex-boyfriend, keep in mind, they've been broken up for a while. But Ty is also our best friend. So Amari's ex-boyfriend, keep in mind, they've been broken up for a while, but Ty is also our best friend. Amari is obviously my brother, and if anything ever terrible happened between them, I'm always going to be there for my brother. But the breakup was very mutual and amicable,
Starting point is 01:23:55 and Ty's only best friends are all of us. Like Ty's around because he's best friends with all of us. It's like the family situation. It's like, okay, they're divorced, still in the family. Absolutely. Especially because there was no wrongdoing really on either side. Just a breakup, you know? So I bring Ty on the birthday trip, obviously,
Starting point is 01:24:15 because that's my best friend as well. And Amari and Ty have been hanging out here. Like, they're fine. They're fine hanging out, you know? They're very good. But they're not dating anymore. They just can hang out, you know? And amicable. No, I'm saying it's admirable to me because it's like i could never be in the same
Starting point is 01:24:30 friend group with my ex for correcting you because that was so true and word to the last episode neither can i um and we're all at noah's ark we're at the bar and again they're amicable exes they're fine but like they're not dating anymore and amari takes his first shot of the day at the bar doesn't like the way it goes down and spews vomit all over ty and kyla first of all kyla is also The number one Nicest person In our friend group Every single other person Kyla doesn't have
Starting point is 01:25:08 A terrible Everyone has a bad side Except Probably except Kyla Yeah Yeah 100% Like
Starting point is 01:25:13 She's so Oh my god Amari just showed up This is not the time I was standing at the bottom As soon as she was listening I was like I heard my name
Starting point is 01:25:21 And I was like That's scary Amari just showed up Oh bestie You're gonna you're gonna you're gonna hate this you might have to defend yourself like i threw up no amari see that's the problem is even on camera right now he goes i threw up and then he's like no baby you know do you threw up on someone they can't they can't change their clothes we are in the middle of the
Starting point is 01:25:40 ocean you were scared you were gonna get banned from noah's ark you should be banned from ty no ties in his bed right now i think anyways no so first of all amari just kept saying the words it was just a little spew that's what i was that's the point i was trying to make earlier is that he always tries to make it seem like it was no biggie like you guys are being dramatic like he's a he's a throw up gas lighter yeah he's always like you're crazy that was an accident like move on and you really don't gas like other than that you don't get outside at all like if you and me fought you like i'm sorry like you only do that when that happens but But I know the look in his eyes, and I can see it right now where he's like... At one point, I had to go up to you with a butter knife
Starting point is 01:26:32 and say, if that was me, this would be in your fucking neck. Like, I had to, like, really perspective it to him. Like, you know what I mean? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, like, yeah, lay it down. And so... People were looking at me too and I was gone. Dive into the ocean, make sure that I got out that way. That was the one, one really fortunate thing.
Starting point is 01:26:50 I wish you were on the mic. Amari just said people were looking at me and I was gone. Was out that bitch and had to dive into the ocean so quick. But I was going to say that's the one like actually really fortunate thing about that situation is that. You can just go drown you can just wash yourself off like you're supposed to be in and out of the ocean yeah that can't happen at poppy amari i don't go to poppy anymore because you're banned for throwing up on people thank you the hazing is appropriate that is the way our friend group works and you all learn that as we haze each other into
Starting point is 01:27:22 being better and it is a love language which we will get into in one of the further topics if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble or peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to 70 by prepaid mastercard apply. Details at michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. Treadexperts.ca. I look at everyone in the group and I say, Amari has done this enough that I have $250
Starting point is 01:28:02 on the fact of someone puking on him. I have $250 to whoever in the group will go back and throw up on Amari has done this enough that I have $250 on the fact of someone puking on him. I have $250 to whoever in the group will go back and throw up on Amari, right? Then everyone's, I'm like, double it and pass it to the next. So then Brooke says she's going to double it. Joey, T.W., says he's going to double it. So we're at $750. I'm on FaceTime with Modson. He throws $50 on it
Starting point is 01:28:25 Everyone else starts throwing hundreds of dollars on it We get this singular puke to like 2k I think three grand I think we got to $3,000 For someone to just go throw up on Amari And we pay Lila And she was trying all weekend And we just like never got there
Starting point is 01:28:44 Do you think it still applies's do you think it still applies Or do you think it had to happen in Turks Because there's still 3k I'll do it I'll do it in an hour You know what's funny is that one point of it We were at $900 and Lila goes I could go do anal for $900 I'd rather do that get my money up
Starting point is 01:29:00 Like she was finessing her own money up But for the record Had this offer happened just like maybe two days sooner i would have done it at the atlanta airport okay because i was throwing up on you the fucking stewardess everyone brooke and i did blackout on the plane and she had to throw up in the atlanta airport bathroom and it was a very humbling experience stay tuned for my vlog please watch it it will be live at the time that this airs so there's still a three thousand dollar offer on lilac to puke on a mori and that's really the moral of the story i don't know so many things happened there was an entire breakout fight
Starting point is 01:29:36 in the group over nachos and we called it nacho gate nacho gate um because every day like it's it's so funny because we do we really like our group is 12 or 12 13 people yeah like i mean there's like swingers like people who kind of come in and out but like the core group is like probably 12 people who have swingers no well we have people who are like in the group but not quite in it but it's very like family so there's not a day that like a fight doesn't happen it's never like usually not that and it's very like family so there's not a day that like a fight doesn't happen it's never like usually not that and it's very much like i'll always die for you but like we're gonna fight right now because like because we're so honest with each other you and me gotten a fight over facetune which we'll talk about jet ski gate no life jacket life jacket gate life jacket gate i'm
Starting point is 01:30:17 sorry but nacho gate nacho gate breaks out because lila has all this dirt and snow Lila this I'm usually a sand and dirt you know I wanted I was on go with Lila like you like me and Lila were bickering a lot but this in this particular scenario I was totally on Lila's team because everyone was like I'm hungry like we need a snack okay and they're like we had people who were like on our staff and stuff but they I think they spoke like czech so a lot of the time when we asked for if we'd be like oh make nachos he'd be like thank you and it was fine but like you know so we just obviously make our own snacks like you don't like whatever we just go in the kitchen so lila was like okay like i'll make nachos so
Starting point is 01:31:00 lila goes to the kitchen and makes sand under her nails though okay but like you gotta you gotta give that. It doesn't matter. You weren't even there. You slept through this day. It's true. Lila, I will go to bat for you. She did pee the bed, though.
Starting point is 01:31:16 Lila will get to that. Lila goes to the kitchen and she makes like literally the most beautiful plate of nachos I've ever seen. Did you drink that whole? I'll get there. She's spending time in the kitchen. Lila's putting in work. OK, and she brings them out, sets them down. And I don't know if I should name names because I don't want to see.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Well, Kyla, Paige and Natalie go into jokes about like how there's shit under her nails. Cracking jokes about like you can't eat anything Lila makes because of like like shit under her nails cracking jokes about like you can't eat anything Lila makes because of like like dirt under her nails or whatever like they're just making jokes like being funny but like if I were Lila I'd be like okay dumb stupid horse I just made you these nachos fuck you I can see both sides because I'm Lila but I remember we were in the Atlanta airport and Lila told me she hadn't washed her hands in three days you know like I do there is a point. But then don't eat the nachos.
Starting point is 01:32:07 Yeah. You don't have to say like she's fucking gross. Like she just made those for you. But also my biggest life thing is do not try to dish the I don't know the phrase. I'm sorry. I never can't take the heat. Get out the kitchen. Yes.
Starting point is 01:32:22 But Lila was in the kitchen making beautiful nachos. But I'm saying Lila will shit on everyone in a room so if someone's gonna shit on you for having I know but you know she'll have her moments where she'll randomly get her feelings hurt and you're like wait you literally just she'll call me like a brown tooth stupid unlovable idiot and then I'll be like hey Lila I can see your hair extension showing and she'll like cry get her feelings and I'm like what my teeth aren't brown I don't know it was because it was the like the execution of it all I know you were not present I'm like reliving nacho gate right now but everyone was so drunk that Natalie was literally talking at this level and like Lila could hear her and then she'd turn to me and she'd be like she can't hear me and I'm like yes she can and so it just became this like literal brawl over a set of nachos
Starting point is 01:33:10 that I consumed entirely by myself Lila's nail dirt and all but just how funny is that and and we thought we were like haha funny we're gonna go home and it's like nacho gate was the fight of the weekend and then how funny is it that an hour later Brooke and Lila are like hugging in the pool Like you're my sister I would die for you I was always on team Lila Natalie and Lila then like We'll all just like be so real about things
Starting point is 01:33:36 And like be like fuck you fuck you Okay we're good now cause we got it out And then like an hour later we'll love each other Brooke and I had a fight We had one fight of the week Which is like Actually good Because
Starting point is 01:33:47 Not to make it sound bad But we do fight a lot Like but just It's always like funny Like ha ha fight Like sister fight I don't think we fight Like serious fight
Starting point is 01:33:55 Our only ever serious fight Was the Mindy sitch Yeah And we'll talk about that It's sister fights It's just like Don't fucking do that That's the thing
Starting point is 01:34:01 It's so sister Like we'll yell for 20 minutes And they'll be like But I love you Anyways Like Who should tell their perspective first i think me personally is this jet ski life jacket gate we love adding gate to everything now it's our new thing i and i'm gonna tell this story in a nice way i we were having i'm not kidding this was like probably if i were gonna
Starting point is 01:34:25 like rank top 10 days of my life especially because of what happened at the end of this day my favorite days ever okay i was having so much fun it was like blissful everyone's like jet skiing swimming whatever i take a photo like ari and ari's on a jet ski tana's on the back lila and natalie are like literally like pitter pattering in the pool. Like it is the sweetest photo. I take a photo like you can. I got the whole scene. OK.
Starting point is 01:34:52 And I I know my friend. OK. So I'm like she's hunchback on a on a jet ski. Notre Dame. She's Notre Dame. Yeah. So like I'm going to give her a little a little like snatch. Like fix my hunchback.
Starting point is 01:35:07 Yeah. Like straight in my spine. I mean, you're on a jet ski. You're scared. So you're like this. And you were like that. So I was like, I'm going to fix it. And then I post it.
Starting point is 01:35:15 And I'm so excited to show Tana because I'm like, I thought I was literally like fucking Picasso. I was like, I cannot believe I captured this. This is art. OK. It's mad. And here's what I'm going to say. No, no. Shut up. I I captured this. This is art. Okay? I was mad. Here's what I'm going to say. No, no, shut up.
Starting point is 01:35:28 I'm not done. Okay, cool. I give her a snatch-a-roonie. I don't even tell her. Okay? Because I'm like, that's how you looked in your life jacket. You looked amazing. There was no hunchback.
Starting point is 01:35:40 You were straight up. I show it to her, and she goes haywire she's like i can't believe you wouldn't facetune me i'm like i did but it's like a life jacket no one looks no one looks cute and snatched in a life jacket but i did what i could yeah and i posted it because i knew that about you oh it was literally Armageddon. Here's what I'll say. I'm drunk and I'm sorry if I made you feel some type of way. Because that's not what I was going for.
Starting point is 01:36:20 What happened is my hunchback was so bad that Brooke was reshaping me on Facetune In, which is understandable. You're straightening my spine. You're fixing what is like terribly awful. Like you're making me look the way I looked in my life jacket standing, but my ass got caught up in the reshape. Oh, like in the collateral, in the collateral.
Starting point is 01:36:34 And so my butt looked way smaller than it is. I'll show it on the canceled podcast right now. If I have to have the video, she made me delete it. Oh, I have it from the group chat. No, I don't think you should even show it.
Starting point is 01:36:44 Cause it's, I, I, I honestly went a little crazy. Don't show it. Don't show it. Oh, you. I have it from the group chat. No, I don't think you should even show it, because it's, I honestly went a little crazy. Don't show it. Don't show it. I know she's going to cut it anyway. Don't show it. But. I just, I just wanted my butt to look how my little butt looks with my life jacket standing
Starting point is 01:36:58 up. But I wasn't nice about it. And I was in a very angry mood, which is what we will get into. No, you were, you were dealing with some stuff so i'll give you that and like i i was also like for that like couple days i started my period last day and i was like oh i was very like and it's funny because when you and me are like yeah like when we start our periods we get like so catty to each other like sisters the same way if two sisters live in a household and you start your period like you get catty like it's nothing like but we were detrimental we love each other fighting i literally was like because i was like The same way if two sisters live in a household and you start your period, like you get catty. Like it's nothing like detrimental.
Starting point is 01:37:25 We love each other. But we were fighting. I literally was like, because I was like, I thought like it bothered me because only a couple of days before, like we had a similar situation. I posted like the cutest, sweetest photo of Tana frolicking on the beach. And she was like, I don't look good. And I got mad at her because it's like, you look amazing. You literally look amazing.
Starting point is 01:37:41 Dysmorphia is always going to hit. But it bothers me because like, look what we're doing right now you're on video you look amazing love you see and i hate it i want to face up it but like that's and i'm not i don't want to be like kendall jenner about it because i edit my pictures i like yeah you know what i mean like i do that too but it like it like sometimes i'm like you look so cute like i wish you just thought it and i will say i appreciate your love for me for that like you're very nice to me about it. It was, like, such a sweet friendship picture because it was, like, four people. Like, it shouldn't have been caught in a photo.
Starting point is 01:38:11 Like, two of them were on their jet ski. Like, it was a cute pic. But that was our big fight. But don't you worry. Which is funny that it was our big fight. It was over in 10 minutes. And then we were, like, hugging on the boat dock. We fucked up.
Starting point is 01:38:22 There were two Noah's Ark trips. One of them was that. But that was the second one. We forgot to talk about the most important thing that happened on the first one do we say that or not what ashley fell off the dock it's not funny well here's what i will say we don't have to say that but it's in my blog well yeah actually here's what i'm gonna say one sentence you already said your sentence so this makes sense for me saying this sentence I understand what it is like to see someone
Starting point is 01:38:50 do some shit that's funny as fuck or that sucks when they have not necessarily been so nice to you it wasn't even so much well yeah Ashley fell off the dock and so Brooke was For two days
Starting point is 01:39:06 Someone looked at you At one point And goes The only sentence I've heard you say For a day Is Ashley fell off the dock Honestly I'm sorry
Starting point is 01:39:12 That Something's wrong I'm not kidding It was like a record player In my head Like that's all I could think about No 100%
Starting point is 01:39:18 But it was like We were all that drunk There's a photo Of that day And I was so hammered That like We got off the yacht ashley and brooke were sleeping together on the yacht everyone was very drunk we get off the yacht
Starting point is 01:39:30 and we're all walking in and ashley falls off the dock and i like has to be rescued off like the boat captain had to jump in the water and rescue her it's kind of funny it was hilarious um and i kissed the captain of the boat i made out with him for saving her i had to as you you know what that's what you do that's what you do it wasn't okay it wasn't that if it were anyone it would be funny if it were lila i would but i would have said it just as many times absolutely but who falls off the dock it's insane hilarious doesn't matter that was the first night so so what's important about that story is like this whole crew like that that ran this boat situation
Starting point is 01:40:10 was like witnessed that and like the chaos of it all and they like the next time we chartered a boat which was a couple days later they were like we need to control the alcohol consumption because like this cannot happen again so we go on the boat again a couple days later it gets a little crazy i've been mindy'd before correct i'll probably get mindy'd again um for those who don't know mindy'd is a reference to a situation of a friend of yours hooking up with a man that is or was once yours yeah it's a verb we use obviously the original mindy was me yes copilot um and we worked that out like i'm gonna be real like just to like i guess we're starting it right now but yeah i hate our whole mindy situation
Starting point is 01:41:00 because it was like obviously i like this boy and i was hooking up with him you hooked up with him whatever you told me that day you said i did it i'm sorry whatever and i was really angry about it and that's why you and i weren't friends for like a long like probably five months four months it was it was probably i think it was like three months it wasn't and i made a lot of mistakes during that situation like i used to be the type of person who acted so much out of anger. And I still find myself fighting those demons, you know, where I act out of anger. But I learned a lot from our situation that, yes, I hated when that happened in the moment. But you and I could have discussed that. I should have never made that YouTube video. Yeah. But at the same time, like it's you were not invalid in making me like, of course, like
Starting point is 01:41:51 there were parts of it that I didn't love. But you're extremely hurt in a situation by somebody who was very close to you. I understand now, maybe not so much at the time, but like I understand now like where your head was at making the video. I used to be the type of person where when anything hurt me, I would just like that's why I started YouTube. Because I hated my family. I hated everything. Like I would just make a video like when.
Starting point is 01:42:13 Yeah, you're like a responsive person. Don't do it. We're like like we're like I had nothing to lose. So I'd make a video about what hurt me. I would tell the people who watch me because I felt like they were the only people who would listen. And so I became that type of person. And like I was very hurt by you so I made a video and then you and I became friends again and people would always be like why do you do that you're so forgiving it's like because you should never end your friendship over a stupid boy don't get me wrong if I date
Starting point is 01:42:37 someone for fucking years and years and I love him like if anyone fucks Chris Miles or if anyone that's a friendship Paul or if anyone fucks the people that are mods on if anyone fucks chris miles or if anyone that's a friendship paul or if anyone fucks the people that are mozart or anyone fucks the people i love like i would hate that you know and that would be a different situation but like over a fuck buddy or a stupid boy like you shouldn't act like that you know yeah we've said it too we've like addressed it i think on our podcast and others like it looking back on it now we're like how fucking stupid of us like like a friendship that actually mattered to fight over somebody who really like didn't matter objectively doesn't matter objectively didn't matter at all like i was hurt in the time but like we could
Starting point is 01:43:16 have worked that out off camera you know and you and i had that situation but it also made us stronger and i i wonder if the canceled podcast would have ever even started if it wasn't for that situation because we almost both realized that we're both so good at being conversationalists and giving each other banter and loving each other through everything which I think and hold each other accountable just be like listen like this is what you did wrong this is what I did wrong and that's like it was like that was and that was important to the like everything I wouldn't change anything about the fucking Kana Mindy situation for anything because now we have this and life is really good, you know?
Starting point is 01:43:51 Yeah. And I really love you. And I think, like I said, I learned a lot from that situation about how I would handle it differently, which I guess brings me to my current life. I'm literally such a baby. No. And I'm not mad at you for it at all now like at all now you know no i know but and i think still the whole thing like makes me a little bit like not not sad because like we we
Starting point is 01:44:13 do laugh about it now it's like that guy if you guys knew that guy like come on it's hilarious it's like fighting over but it makes me sad because i don't just like i don't feel like i ever see you really especially like express that you're hurt i feel like a lot of times you do get hurt but you don't show it so when like something happens to you and you show that you're hurt like it it makes me really sad because it's like i don't know yeah i show that i can anything can happen to me and i show that i'm hurt and you never do and so essentially i guess the torch wait brooke this is not your story i'm like no i understand essentially the torch got passed you you passed the bindi torch
Starting point is 01:44:57 which i'm gonna say like you you're being like so the bigger person for it you know but there was a lot of time where I think my friends everyone I had forgiven you we had already restarted the canceled podcast but people were like so still mean and still making you feel excluded and still coming at you but that is also what you do like the same way if somebody like like a guy even like did you really wrong like you might take him back but i'm always gonna think about like what he did yes but like you're like the same way you don't tell your parents when like a friend does you wrong because they'll never forget it yeah i got that aspect of it i knew that like it was going to be harder to gain back like the people around you who care about you a lot than it was going to be like to like work on us kind of thing yeah and you and I
Starting point is 01:45:50 had forgiven our friendship for so long we'd restarted the canceled podcast you know and I think people were very much not so nice to you and I would always defend you and stick up for you but there were just certain people who were very stuck on fuck brooke like she did this to tana so we they can't be friends like essentially and i was like well i'm we are friends so it is what it is you know and the only reason that i bring up this situation is because reddit has taken it tenfold and i only know that because my little friend's an addict and we look at it together. I'm back on drugs. And I don't think that's a bad thing.
Starting point is 01:46:30 I think that it's good that you keep up with what the people think and we can take certain things into ensuring that this podcast. That's the thing. It's hard not to cut you off, but I think about it and it's like, I know what people like and don't like because of it, but I also know what people like and don't like, and it. But I also know what people like and don't like. And then it hurts my feelings. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:46:48 And there's definitely a balance there. Like, we always talk about, you know. And it's not that I don't appreciate that. But shit happened on this trip towards the end. I've spoken to both people in this situation, you know. And I think there's a lot of miscommunication and a lot of misunderstanding you know like I didn't necessarily care about that guy fucking anyone at all I've hooked up with his friends you know yeah I just felt like I maybe wouldn't have invited him on the trip
Starting point is 01:47:19 I necessarily felt like I was maybe lied to by a couple people. Yeah, I feel like it was, like, circumstantial. I feel like we might not have given yet enough context. Like, basically, like, can I say? Yeah, I mean, you have to. Basically, it was, like, the friend group on a trip, and then for the last couple days, Tana invited, like, a guy she used to date, like, back in the day and he's just like a
Starting point is 01:47:47 like a funny guy like we laugh at him so it was just like whatever like funny and we very much broken up amicably and it was very much like i like we both know we shouldn't be together so we're good friends so come on the trip you're my friend you know and I totally feel that way but at the same time my family every day is like marry him and he's calling me on holidays yeah you have a soft like a little soft spot for him like I care about he's a good guy I don't necessarily think that like we should be back together like at all like but it happened and yeah there's yeah a soft spot is a perfect way to explain it as much as we want, like, we don't care and stuff, like, if you're in the same place with the same guy,
Starting point is 01:48:27 like, I know that that would have been not a good idea. The factor of another 10 people on a trip who feel some type of way about both sides. You know, there are certain people who ship me and Pool Boy and certain people who ship you and Pool Boy and certain people who would yell at me for being mad at you or yell at you for being mad at me or whatever. Yeah, it would have just been messy.
Starting point is 01:48:45 Like, it just would have been messy, you know? And so maybe this person who was invited on the trip wouldn't have been invited if I was aware that there was a second person factor into it. Yeah. And the way I just, like like found everything out. Really hurt my feelings. Yeah. You know, because I just like I just don't think you need to like lie to people, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:15 Like especially people you love. Like it's never this man caring about this man was never in question. It's caring about your friendships. And that was the same thing with our OG Mindy situation is. Yeah, it's a principle. Like just tell your friends what's good. That's why we're cool over pool boy you literally asked my permission i said go for it like i don't give a fuck if someone like brings something up and is like hey like again i know how who i am and how i am like i've dated a decent amount of people and there's a decent amount of people that I've dated
Starting point is 01:49:45 that are now just like my bros yeah like and I mean that sincerely and I know that sounds like I don't care if it sounds like me it's the truth like I've dated certain people that can now be my friends but at the same time I still dated them and cared about them at one point and would like anyone who gets with them to be honest with me about it especially if there's an eight month longevity to it yeah it's but like an example i i did ask your permission about pool boy initially just because i knew i knew i wanted to do it and i knew it'd been a long time since like you guys had hooked up but still the second it happened i call amari i go how do i tell her like i have to tell her obviously like it's just like i don't know it's like accountability is like a big and my mom
Starting point is 01:50:32 texted me this today she was like listen i don't care if you guys have to go to the moon to find someone that the other one hasn't hooked up with i think that would be the best thing for you whether you're in la yeah and that is like that we get comments about that too because like it's it's a little hard to talk about the topic when we openly talk about how we like have hooked up with the same guys like we started this podcast with like a conversation about how we both like had gone on a date with the same guy yeah but it's like a friendship thing and like a family thing is like the communication of it all just being like just saying like this is what I did yeah like i literally said hey i went on a date with we're talking about trevor like i was like i went on a date with trevor feel free to do your thing that's fine i just think
Starting point is 01:51:13 when there's lack of communication there and lack of honesty there lack of honesty is like where i sit with especially with someone that at one point i cared about you know it's one thing if i fuck someone but like yeah it's hard because and now i can laugh at him and be like oh my god why would i ever date that person like whatever but there was a point in my life yeah you really cared about it i really cared about this person and like my family really loved this person and like just feeling lied to by like especially it was just several people like people saw situations that happened like before the trip that like i would have loved to know about like before the trip so that i did not invite bring on this drama and i hate that it's even on reddit and i even have to like talk about it because i'm
Starting point is 01:51:53 trying to tread lightly because like i said i learned so much from the mini situation like i love ashley that's my sister you know yeah and like i always always want to be like great with her like even no matter how mad at her i was or how mad at me she could be you know like i don't want to lose someone who's been in my life for like like 10 11 12 years like that's like a very like sad thing and especially over a boy that doesn't matter to me at all you know yeah and i hate that it's even like a public thing that's why i've been laughing this whole podcast because i literally like I'd rather die than like, you know. And obviously when I'm angry, like I'm like, fuck, yeah, let's go on cancel.
Starting point is 01:52:32 Let's talk about it, whatever. But then it's like reality sets it and it's like, that's my sister. And I always want to be cool. That's a hard part, too, because like I've I contributed personally to it. Like I was commenting on things like saying like you know like she level 10 mindy like kind of thing where i don't know in the moment i felt like not validated but just like i was like and i like i said this today out loud to everyone like when someone condemns you so hard for something for a long time and you finally now feel like you just did the same thing as me you're going to feel
Starting point is 01:53:04 a level of vindication that is not spiteful it same thing as me you're going to feel a level of vindication that is not spiteful it's not angry but you're going to be like welcome to the club at least it isn't about me kind of thing like it's just not well it involves you because you were the you were 1.0 i know but what i'm saying is like i feel bad that i contributed to it because like now it does like i guess have to be like addressed or whatever but if we in my opinion or in my opinion have learned anything it's that like how stupid was that you and i look back on the mindy situation like with me and jeff or whatever we called him at the time like isn't it funny we called him jeff hilarious but like we look back on that and we're like how stupid like he did not matter like our
Starting point is 01:53:46 friendship like was worth so much more than that and like at that time you and i were not like we were close but we were not that close yeah you and ashley came closer almost after you and ashley have been friends forever she has always been a good friend to you she's always been like your sister and there's so many factors as well where like i think that maybe like she also thought it was okay the whole thing is like kind of hard to talk about but it's like i think a lot of us thought that the way i speak about him yeah and it was like i'm just like i don't want to be with him anymore kind of going back to what i said before where like sometimes when things hurt you you will act like they don't and you'll like kind of pretend everything's fine and it's not a big
Starting point is 01:54:24 deal i think that like sometimes that works like at a disadvantage because like because people think that like I won't give a fuck. Yeah, I feel like maybe and why genuinely I actually believe this and I don't think it's like uncommon knowledge like Ashley and I really don't get along but like I genuinely do not think that she would have done it if she thought that you would have cared. And I agree with that. I think that she like genuinely, you know know and like even the first day i was laughing like at everything happening and i think they thought i was just giggling about it but i was more so like
Starting point is 01:54:54 processing it and like preparing how i was going to speak to both of them about it you know me being like quote unquote heartless like works so terribly. You're not. Nobody thinks you're heartless. Like it works so terribly. My disadvantage, because like what things do hurt me, like everyone's like, wait, what? You know, and it's like obviously things hurt me. I'm a human being. No, I just I think you I don't know, like you pick and choose like what you show. No, I don't think anybody thinks that you're heartless at all.
Starting point is 01:55:22 But like, I definitely think that a lot of things, like again, a lot of things that upset you, you don't, you act like they don't. But kind of the same thing happened like when my, like when Mindy 1.0 happened. Yeah. You weren't mad right away. Not at all. You asked me, you said, Brooke, did you do this? I said, yes, I did.
Starting point is 01:55:39 Like, and you, and you go, okay. Like you kind of laughed about it. We talked for a second. And then it was like literally probably like days later that you finally were like absolutely not and that's like a problem of mine that i've realized that like i don't know how to fix no but like well that's not that's not abnormal that's like processing things like i will always like look at something and be very normal about it and then i will take like five days to like three days whatever it is like 48 hours to process how I truly feel and how to compartmentalize my emotions and what I should react on and what I shouldn't react on but that's a good thing because I feel like maybe when you
Starting point is 01:56:15 were younger you weren't as good at that it works in my favor and not in my favor because you know like if you're compartmentalizing your career. It's good for your career, maybe, but not, like, for your personal life. Like, I think I've just always been the type of person, even, like, if a boyfriend cheats on me, like, at first I'll be like, okay, cool, and then three days later I'll be like, okay, now, like, let's talk about it. I'm going to sob and I'm going to ruin your life. But that's a very normal, like, I have that, too,
Starting point is 01:56:38 where, like, I won't be mad at something, and then I think about it a little harder than I am. I just always have been the type of person, and maybe it comes from my childhood, where I feel like I have to get my puzzle pieces together before I discuss something, you know? Even in my childhood, if I was going to go fight with my family, I would have to have my reasoning to be able to have a leg to stand on,
Starting point is 01:56:58 so it just comes from how I am. Again, it sucks and it doesn't. It stops me from being so reactive, but at the same time, I bottle things up and piece things together and then when i do react it's not necessarily good i always say when i was with chris miles like i like and we would fight like i would see red like just red like and i would just become this person that i wasn't because i would see so red and i've never done that in my life really and I saw red towards certain aspects of this situation towards feeling lied to towards feeling like people defending people because
Starting point is 01:57:30 they felt like they should towards knowing that I was in the right and you know yeah so on and so forth and so eventually when I got to the point where I like showed my emotions and was seeing red it was like Tana shouldn't you've done this two days ago and it was like i'm sorry for taking so long but like no i had to like i'm i always be the type of person who will put every piece in the puzzle before i react yeah and that's like a good and a bad thing you know yes but like in this particular situation since we were like we're on a trip with 12 people and we all knew the first day and so once the first day happened tana knew and like we felt like maybe she didn't care her second day i that that's the issue is like i almost feel like people felt like valid like or like oh like she shouldn't she doesn't get to be mad and i don't think that's
Starting point is 01:58:25 necessarily fair i think again you needed like time to process and people also thought i didn't care and then people thought i did care and like it just became this whole big dramatic thing that should have been handled between two people because again the man does it the man has nothing to do with this sincerely it never does like it's never the guy like it's just what you feel like with your friends he also was like very like i don't mean to air people out but certain people were very honest with me like hey this happened this happened this happened this happened this happened this happened and i didn't tell you and here it is and then there were like a lot of excuses on the other side and it really broke my heart you know yeah and so it was just like a hard thing to deal with and it still is but at the end of the day like that's my family and i learned a lot from our situation that i don't want people to condemn
Starting point is 01:59:14 someone that's my family when like it's our own situation to handle and i wish it was never on the internet but yeah anger supersedes i guess shitty situation it's horrible everybody unfortunately is like on we are all like on the internet and like kind of chronically online like everybody's like i mean and people never talk about that like and i do feel bad about that like honestly no offense i don't feel bad about it like necessarily to her personally, but I feel bad between you and I, cause like I don't know. And I, I said this today,
Starting point is 01:59:48 like if someone treats you like shit for years, when you are forgiven for something that was so against the world for you to do, you know, like everyone was like, Oh my God, this is the most terrible thing Brooke could ever do. If someone treats you for years after you've been forgiven by me who you did it to like shit when you see the roles reverse there's gonna be a part of you
Starting point is 02:00:14 i would have the same part of me where it's like welcome to the party i feel bad to say that because again like it is not about me and i feel horrible that you felt that way and felt so bad. But I understand where you can come from where you're like. I would be lying if I said that some part of me wasn't like, okay. Because you were the devil for two years. I know, of course, it's going to make me petty and stuff. I've never been able to publicly say at all. at all because again our friend group is very much family 12 people a 12 person friend group does not exist in my opinion it's it's like a family it's like you have you know like
Starting point is 02:00:56 i'm best friends with you but i'm just because somebody's your best friend doesn't mean i'm their best friend yeah and i'm never going to disrespect this person because like you care about them kind of thing yeah but i have a bit like i mean been through the ringer through it well i just i i feel like in my opinion i've been like so poorly treated by her the whole and but but always with good intention toward you always because like she was protecting you. Yeah. But if you're going to move on a similar level, I understand. But I'm going to be honest.
Starting point is 02:01:35 Her doing the same thing except 20 times over premeditated. I'm not going to lie. I was like, hold on. Which is understandable. And that's what makes this drama have so many factors. You know? Yeah. the whole thing is a really messy situation but it's not in my opinion unforgivable like it's not there were there were so many like sides and perspectives and stuff like same thing with you it's not unforgivable
Starting point is 02:02:00 again if it was someone that i was so massively in love with for the rest of my life, like, of course it's unforgivable. Get cut off. Like, Josie and I were just talking about that. Like, there's certain people in Josie's life who've done things like that. Yeah, you have your people, like, that people know, like, you just know to never go near. Yeah. And I know that all of you would never go near the people known to never go near.
Starting point is 02:02:24 And again, I'm Tana. I'm insane in L.A. I've dated a lot of people. And that's why, like, even with us with Pool Boy, I hate to use him as a reference again, but like open communication is all that matters because there's so many people I don't care about. I just never want to feel like I'm lied to. Yeah. As long as people are honest with me, I don't really care, you know?
Starting point is 02:02:44 Yeah. Everything will be fine. And I think that I learned a lot like I hated seeing you get so much hate after I was out of my like being angry at you and I no longer want to project that onto anyone like if I love someone and I forgive them then sure go on your reddit threads and say like Tana's wrong for forgiving people and maybe 25 is the year for me where i have to learn things learn what friendship is learn certain things but at the same time when someone's your friend for 12 years and it's over someone you don't care about like and it's a stupid little fight that's like was my point is like that's what sucks about the internet is like every friend group has fights like this i'm in
Starting point is 02:03:22 10 000 group chats with all of my other friends where everyone has fights like this every day. But we're in a place where shit just goes straight to the internet. Yeah. Even if it's a like or an unfollow or like anything. That's how I found out. Or a text in a screenshot. Like everything goes straight to the internet and then you have to sit in a place where you address it.
Starting point is 02:03:45 And I never want to sit here and be like, my life is hard. I'm sitting here in my fucking three story mansion filming a podcast. Life is fine. But like you, like the point you made, there is a difference between like somebody you are just like friends with or whatever. Like this is your lifelong best friend. She's always been, in my opinion, a good friend to you, whether I like her or not. I don't. I don't think.
Starting point is 02:04:10 Why? I genuinely do not think, like, that she would have hurt you in that way. Like, if she knew that, like, this would hurt you that bad, I don't think that she would have hurt me. And I recognize that. I'm just saying, like, a hard part of our lives is that, like, shit has to. Shit. No. A hard part of our lives is that like shit has to shit. No, a hard part of our lives is that shit always ends up on the Internet. And then because you've chosen to share your life on the Internet since you were 14. People feel entitled to information, too.
Starting point is 02:04:37 Yeah. And people are never going to let it go unless you address it. And you have to accept that and do it with a half smile on your face you know yeah and i understand that and i hate to end this podcast on a dark ass note but i just hope people understand that like this will be fully handled off camera and condemning someone as you and i know the canceled podcast would literally never exist like it wasn't for all this bullshit. Had that situation not happened. And I appreciate the growth from it. But at the same time, I wish there was no condemning off camera.
Starting point is 02:05:11 And I've learned that over time as I've gotten older. Like I don't think condemning someone from the fans is like the right answer anymore. And over time, we will grow and life will be OK. Yeah. People feel so connected to you people love you and care about you so much and have watched you for so many years that like I do feel like people are like I know what's best for her like this is what I should say but whether like however I feel about the situation like I know what it's like to be on the other side of
Starting point is 02:05:42 it I don't think anyone should be bullying anyone I think like genuinely it's such a friend group thing That is going to be worked out within the friend group And it's like who cares Like we care But like It'll be fixed Nobody needs to bully anyone But I will
Starting point is 02:05:59 Except for me no offense I will be doing it for like at least six weeks And that's okay. I'm going to be honest. Just point blank being it's an off-camera handled situation and that's a rare thing for me to say. You know, that's how you know it's like really close to home for me is that like I don't want it on camera.
Starting point is 02:06:18 It's okay. Thank you for tuning in to this episode of The Canceled One. Thank you for watching. This was a long one. The first half was amazing. And we knew we had to address this. That's why I put it off to the end, you know? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:32 And everything will be great. And life is good. And we're slaying. That's all I ever know to say. We are slaying. And we love you guys for loving the non-guest episodes. Because they definitely get realer than the ones with the guests. I love you.
Starting point is 02:06:47 But I love you too, Brookie. And thank you guys for watching. And we will talk to you very, very soon. Don't think I'm too sad. Again, don't bully people. I'll be okay. Don't bully anyone. This is the least of the shit I've gone through.
Starting point is 02:07:00 Let's be real. Let's be real. We love you guys. Goodbye. I'm'm like stay true

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