Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 43: Tana’s Exes are Dating - Ep 43

Episode Date: July 14, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled Tana talks about her exes dating each other. They also talk about guy that stalked her’s response to the last episode. They give their take on Jonah Hill, Trisha Paytas, and Colleen Ballinger situations. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Find your pro at your local Tread Experts. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. I'm going to hear that when I enter the gates of purgatory. Do you think so? There's something about the feeling of sitting down on this couch and knowing I am about to ruin my own life, you're about to ruin your own life,

and anyone else that's collateral. Oh, it's scary. Someone just told me that the other day. They were like, no one's ever going to want to be around you because it's just scary. And I like honestly really good point but it's like and I'm starting hot I'm sorry I'm hot today we are three episodes back to back to back of just like turmoil the whole way through yeah we're gonna need a guest soon just so that's the thing we see your comments where people say like they don't want guest episodes as much like obviously some you enjoy but like yeah it's scary when it's just her and i because it's like we only have so much we can say without actually ruining our lives yeah it's like either y'all get a guest or i get a 51 50 hold and that's totally up to you guys in the comments below but hopefully you'll choose the latter um With that being said What's going on?

So I just went to the Jersey Shore Oh For the first time ever in my life No disrespect to the people of Jersey Shore I don't think I'll be attending again You don't, why? I just, you get there and you see exactly why they shot that show there. Like it is like so, so chaotic.

I kept telling people I was like, I'm from Vegas. And like this city is scaring the shit out of me. Yeah. Like it was just so fucking feral. I don't. How old were they when they all did that? I think in their 20s, I'm assuming. Oh, I'm assuming.

I'm like, maybe because they were young, but they had to have been of age. But it's also just the type of person. Even just Jeff being there, it brought out this side of Jeff where I was like, in another life, you could have been Vinny or Pauly D. Wasn't he? Jeff was on...

Yeah, he had an eight-second feature on one episode, and we'll never shut the fuck up about it and I think it's iconic and I consider him a main character so does he and we can unpack that jersey trip more if you'd like in a little but I was shooting an episode of Jeff FM there with Jeff and I receive the infamous FaceTime call from Chris Miles. It's like he knows when you're podcasting. He probably gets like a little ring in his ear.

Bible, that man does not call me that often. At all. Like, at all. So at this point, it's become a bit where Chris FaceTimes me and I answer it on the podcast. Because usually what comes out of his mouth is just like very funny. He never starts with hello. It's always like a statement.

Yes. And. Oh my God. What does he say, Tana Roni? Well, it's just like, do I want to set it up a little bit as well? I should set it up. Set the scene. Set the scene. Well, you know, actually, maybe I'll just say what he says and then we'll backtrack

and I'll get to why I was so angry. All right. He says. Mod Sun and Sahara Ray Are dating Are dating Wait so dating is crazy Because how long

It hasn't been a week Since you were like Kinda Dating Him Right? Yeah! Okay

So okay I'm gonna backtrack now Okay I'm actually I'm just gonna go like Him right Yeah Okay so okay I'm gonna backtrack now okay I'm actually I'm just gonna go like all the way Back right start at the beginning I started dating Mod sun I don't Know when the first time I can't like Pinpoint it but essentially

2020 right yeah Maybe 2020 right when that's Hit he fuck I think i'm gonna shit myself why fuck god you're so impressed you never cease to amaze me are you okay i think talking about that gave me so much anxiety that my body that's so it's a real response like that really just happened to me like my hands were just on the wall i was just sweating like i had to take a sweaty like pants off like i saw god oh anyways okay oh god it's so funny too because like he's gonna see this and he's gonna be like that's why i want sahara i know she shits too anyways man i dated him for the first time in 2020.

And I've never really like talked about this, but in the beginning of us dating, I kind of felt like. Yes, we really liked each other and we fell in love over like a couple years of the whole like Bella situation, you know, like, and I think that towards the end, you know, how we felt towards Bella almost kind of drove us together, which is kind of a trauma bond beginning, you know? And I, in the beginning, I very much underlyingly felt like he was, obviously he loved me and that the trauma bond was real.

And like, you know, we liked each other a lot, but there was the underlying thing, I think for for him of like, this is going to piss off Bella. Like there was a little spite. Yeah, like it was like spiteful a little bit. Sprinkled on that delicious Sunday. Maybe it was like, it was like just a bonus thing, but like still a thing. Yes. And obviously over time, then we fell for each other and developed a real relationship and whatever.

And towards the end, it was quite a tumultuous one on both sides um i you know i think i i mean again i was like 20 so i i don't think i was you know he was 33 and i wanted to be 20 yeah and it was like you know don't have an only fans don't do this don't whatever and like i was very much like i'm not ready for all this you know and we we break up and he writes karma and various other terribly good kind of a slay but mean songs about me and he's one of the only breakups i've ever had where we just absolutely never talked to him we talked about this on cancel yeah that was crazy because we were close at the time and all of a sudden he just wasn't there anymore yeah and we just did not talk and i went and did

my little thing and i would say a couple weeks after we broke up he was with avril and it very much was giving like it's always the person that they tell you not to worry about because like they were working together while we were dating and so that definitely made me be like oh sick so the whole time i'm always so scary like when like guys go off to film movies or something like brad gelina or brad gelina yeah that scares me like i'm at home in your bed with your dogs and you're in the studio With Avril And what were What were you thinking That whole time

You know so And I felt like It was also He definitely Probably really enjoyed Being like I just broke up with you And now I'm with Avril Lavigne

Well yeah As anyone would Like we have to remove you From that situation I I 100% say And I couldn't deny it But again I felt like

That was a little Sprinkle of that On that Sunday for him as well. Yes. And then they go off to date. They get engaged. I very much. I always kind of felt like when they were dating, like if they ever broke up, Maude and I would talk again. Like I just felt it.

But then when they got engaged, I very much was like, OK, we can put that thought to rest you know what i mean whatever and then one lovely night i am sitting at the house and a friend shows me a tmz article of avril with not mod definitely not mod i'm scared to say i'm gonna leave him out of it okay there's okay okay characters you're right you're right that we can just let him live for a week yeah And I would say 72 hours after that article broke, I receive a text. Of course. Of a screenshot of what was mine and Maude's song when we were together.

Classic move. From Mr. Maude himself. To slide right back in. And is just like I think that night we had like a seven hour phone call

and just it's immediately like back into it you know and he's just like I've always loved you Tana Marie

you're my soul blah blah and I'm very much like just it's funny to hear you know like karma's a bitch you hope i choke after all of that you

hope get something you can't get rid of he a lyric in his song was that he hoped i got a lifelong std from someone after we broke up um so then to hear him like i would just do anything to have you back I was very much sitting there like you know yeah and so then we keep talking and thankfully at the time he was on tour like I was so grateful for that because I was like you would be over at my house immediately yeah and this is gonna give me a couple weeks to like process back into it process that you know think about it and eventually he comes back and he's in the middle of moving houses so he doesn't he's like homeless and i'm like i love this vulnerable state that you're in oh you need a bed come over um and we just start hanging out a lot and it's just like we're grocery shopping and we're I'm helping him house hunt and then he's helping me house hunt and then we're wearing each other's clothes it's like it's

like literally like that three years of time just never happened yeah just right but where you and eventually we have this conversation where I'm like listen uh you you like to love and you like to bomb and I am now much more emotionally mature that I am aware of this I think the first time we started dating within a week he like bought me a piano and I was like oh my god this man just literally right there right there um and I was like oh my god he just loves me and looking back it was like I mod was really what taught me like I remember googling like that was your first experience with love bombing yeah in our relationship being like oh okay am I am I being love bombed by a narcissist like you know like yeah I feel like you're finally

getting to the point where you're like okay that's just not sustainable so I had a conversation with him where I was like listen I don't want this I you know if you mean all these things you say then you can take the time to cherish this I also don't really want to be by your side on tour while you're singing songs about Avril and while you're releasing an album about Avril and I get it that's your journey you have to do that you know it is too but they were also in such a public relationship that it's almost just a bad look too you don't want to be like I just rebound like the back to his ex yeah like I just exactly so I was like we can keep hanging out whatever but it definitely gets to the point where he and bless his heart and we had a

lot of conversations about this where he's like I'm a very very jealous person and that's why we would fight when we dated and that's what scares me about being with you and I'm I'm very much like listen you know if I'm dating someone I am I will be loyal to you I was loyal to you like I treated you amazing but if you're gonna hate a caption of my TikTok or a story I tell on my podcast yeah like or that I go out to an event and Chris is there and we're friends and you know if you're gonna hate all these intricacies of my life then I'm probably not the person for you you know and then he comes correct and it's like you're right i'm so sorry i i love you and you're right and i have a lot of growing to do and i want therapy and i want to be with you and blah blah blah correct you know he goes on tour to europe he invites me oh this

little hair is just terrible hold hey mod um he invites me to Europe To go on tour with him And is like come to Paris Like I want to Where you got engaged Yeah I want to rewrite how I feel about this city I love you

I miss you calling me every day From this tour And I'm like I No And thankfully I was very busy Good for you I would have been on the first And thankfully, I was very busy. Good for you. I would have been on the first flight.

No, thankfully, I was very, very busy. Because had I not been, I would have been. And now I don't know where we would be. And so I go to Turk's on my birthday trip. And he's like trying to see if he can make it on the last day or so. Like wants to be there. We're FaceTiming the whole time. This was last week.

Yeah. We're FaceTiming the whole time in Turks. Like, whole. I remember he called you at midnight. Called me at midnight. Sent me this loving paragraph. Sends me flowers in Turks. I'm going. Oh, I forgot.

I'm. First of all, getting flowers. We were just. I still have tan lines from Turks. Like, this is not long enough. Getting flowers to Turks and Caicos when you're in like Sicily is the hardest possible fucking thing to do ever. There was a lot of coordinating behind the scenes that was happening. He sends me these flowers.

And these are some budge flowers too. Like I was like, ooh, thanks, Maude. I was a little excited. They're girlfriend flowers. Dear Tanini, may all the twists and turns in life always lead us to each other it's not living if it's not with you love mod son in parentheses idiot because i had just yelled at him for you know being jealous and whatever right the last line is like our song like we've always said we'd get married to

that song by the 1975 blah blah blah blah blah I cry I call him I'm like I really love you this was so sweet this was so thoughtful he's like about to go on stage and perform some show and he's like telling them like hold the show I don't care I want to talk to her like cute as fuck is texting me like I want to see you the second you get home. Do you want me to pick you up from the airport? And we and I said this on that. I've heard that line before. Exactly.

And don't say it if you don't, you know, at all. I can't wait to get to that. And so I'm texting him the whole day. I'm going home. He's like, safe flight. Like, I'll see you later. Whatever. I land nothing.

Ghost, obviously. Someone else putting me up in the air. Rat. Three or four more days go by. And he's texting me. And he's being like, I want to hang out with you. I want to see you. Like, what are you doing?

And then I'll be like, oh, I'm just at home chilling. Just finished a podcast. Nothing. Next day. Sorry, I fell asleep. No, you didn't. I know the type. And it's so frustrating. You did not fell asleep. No you didn't. I know the type. And it's so frustrating you did not fall asleep. and passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply.

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Like, yeah, three texts a day is just not like what, like I'm just, I'm wasting thumb time. Seriously. So much fucking thumb time And it's like Just all of this Like you're gone on the first tour You miss me so much You come home

We're like playing house And you guys actually Do have the opportunity now To see each other Yeah and now we're both in LA And it's like Like I was just very much like All of this for what

You know what I mean Yes And he essentially just says What he had just said a couple weeks prior like i hate the things that you do and that you post so it's been off put yeah so was he he was mad about like what the other guy picking you up from the airport or whatever i guess yeah but like you could have picked me you you didn't know that that was happening like do you know what i mean like yeah right he could yeah you're right it just doesn't make sense to me I don't know and it not what you weren't there who was

gonna drive me home because it couldn't be an uber obviously no um but but it's just this whole deeper thing like just like I hate everything you do essentially so I just annotate the text I'm very confused because it's like we just had this conversation a week prior you apologized you said I was right you annotated his text yeah just had this conversation A week prior You apologized You said I was right You annotated his text Yeah just thumbs up God you're brilliant Suck my dick

Oh I thought you meant Like you literally went in And like Like made notes on it Oh no but that's hilarious No I don't have notes Because I've said it all before Yeah

And we just had this conversation You just apologized And you send me these Fucking elaborate flowers And turks with this Might as well be a marriage proposal Of a note on the goddamn flowers And what changed between

Last week and now All of a sudden Like you're still And I just don't like the emotional wishy washy roller coaster of it all and i've also said you know like if we you've been official with me before and when we were official i wasn't tweeting and posting things that you hated really occasionally you would just be dramatically mad over shit but like you know that i know how to be a great girlfriend that you clearly loved so much so if right now we're in this talking stage and you want girlfriend behavior for me then man the fuck up send more than three texts a day if he wants you

to be I'm not gonna give you something when you're not reciprocating that so on and so forth so essentially I take that text as like we're done because where are we gonna go from here until you either want to accept me and get so much therapy that you need for so many things because when was the last time you were literally ever single ever oh my god um and hey i'm ari um where are we guys it's so scary when people like literally can't spend one second by themselves and like i like maude but that's like it is like has to be a major personal issue and that everything you do derives from the enjoyment of spite from the previous situation he's getting like really high on this like and it's like you're

all the time like you're 36 i'm like i don't want to play this cat and mouse game for the rest of my life i don't want to have worry that one day i'm gonna marry you and then we divorce and then tomorrow he's sorry i'm on go yeah of course the fuck i am yeah that is yeah it's just scary because it's like you lose him how you get him like he's if he's always out for this like weird revenge it's like he's obviously going to do it to you. So as you know I have not been dating Chris Miles for a very long time. We hang out and we are friends and I know I know I know I know but I'm saying in the time that I was with Vegas Boy and you know taken for a while. Right. Chris was dating this girl Sahara

Ray and even when Chris even when Chris started dating Sahara I received 150 texts that day from every single person in LA like what the fuck is going on because I was friends with her I didn't really Care I think they were better friends Than Her and I were and Like honestly it was a couple That made sense to me And I was very much Looking at that with the mindset of like if they're Happy I'm happy yeah but Obviously because Chris and I were both taken

If Chris and I obviously because Chris And I were both taken we really couldn't Hang out or be friends or whatever And then they break up Chris and I were both taken We really couldn't hang out or be friends Or whatever And then they break up Chris and I decide to implore the idea Of a potential friendship Again Which we've talked about before it's tough

And it is a tough journey that I am still Terribly navigating But I'm just telling the truth That's what happened And so after Maude sends me this whole Fuck you text Essentially Chris was having like a party at his house

That night And I was like What do I have to Even if I was talking to Maude I still probably would have went I'm just friends with Chris And those are all my friends and I love to see them However I go and again had i been talking about i probably

wouldn't have posted being there maybe which maybe is a bad thing to say not because i have anything to hide but just because i think it would have started yeah get there and you post it and i and i drink a little and i i drink and in my little drunk brain did it be a really good idea to make a tiktok with chris oh boy and boy did you since has been deleted i've made more since that won't be deleted. I was so worried about you this morning. I'm like, dude, we need to have somebody else in that account. A conservator.

I've been a little rogue on TikTok lately. And maybe I'll chill. Maybe I won't. Who fucking knows? But. Day by day. Never really have, you know. Never really have chilled on TikTok.

Anyways. So you posted TikTok. Obviously, Maude sees it. And maybe Sahara sees it oh perhaps so yeah and I go to the Jersey Shore and I'm shooting an episode of Jeff FM and Chris calls me Maude's son and Sahara Ray are on a date at a concert together public as fuck which to me gives i'm trying to rub it in your face think about the amount of texts i got with chris and sahara mod and sahara like i've yeah because now it's just it seems so deliberate like a calculated attack on tanamojo they went yeah like just such a calculated attack and it's and that's there's no such thing as a coincidence like that

That is and she's fun and he's fun I'm sure they're having fun I'm not I don't think they're sitting there over dinner just talking about me But I think in yeah you gave him the idea for sure I know in Maude's head he's like Tana fucking hates this And I love that I don't know if in Sahara's head she thinks Chris hates this I don't I don't know her well enough to know that you know what i mean i do i've never met her i'm like she knows they go to some fallout boy concert and that night i received 10 texts from 10 different people at the concert of photos of them i personally sent you some i didn't even there

i didn't take them um really see that they're just full force with it on Instagram stories like baby, baby, honey, kissy, whatever. I'm like, see, I didn't want to believe it. OK, I was like, there's no way because I think Kylie of Maud, you know, I always talk about how I like him. Yeah, but you devil's advocate for that man a little too hard. 36. Yeah. No, I listen. I'm changing my and changing my stat or like stance.

I run into him the other day at Benny Blanco's and in he comes with Sahara Ray hand in hand I look at him and I do this she's she can fully see me I'm going and he walks right over to me and he's like saying he's she wouldn't tell me this by the way until this podcast so I hope you guys know I'm like clenching my asshole right now. I hope you know it's anticlimactic because it's like not that much happened. But I told him, I was like, come on. Like, what are you, like, you know you're doing this on purpose. And he was like, you know what?

I just have to see all these videos of Tana running around town with 10 different guys. Like, I'm not doing anything wrong. And I was like, I mean. But if that's your response as to why you are in your new relationship Huh? Yeah

And again It's just like why her I'm not your girlfriend If that's the case Yeah Maybe move on And step outside of like your guys' thing But don't go straight to your ex's ex

That's a That's an attack In my opinion If we were the same age Like if Chris pulled some shit like that or... You'd be like, okay. Like, because you're young, you're in the LA scene, you do dumb shit in your 20s. Like, your brain is so fully fucking formed. Yeah, but at 36, you should be trying to actually settle down with somebody

and it's not going to be somebody that you're using for revenge. Like, find a way. Well, I mean, he tried sorry my bingo card in the past two months is just fucking full of shit that i thought would never fucking happen you should have seen me in the jersey shore i was doing backflips i didn't even know how to physically process that that was like a real thing happening like That is really crazy. I can only, just to anyone else who wants to fuck me over, can you give it 30 days? Yeah, I think you need a breather.

Because I'm going to be in a straight jacket. Yeah, it's a lot at once. I feel like, I don't know, but what, so now, now what? With the Sahara and, Sahara? Sahara? Sahara. Sahara and Maud, are they actively together? I...

To my knowledge. And if they're happy, then so be it. And this really... You're so big. You guys are stupid. I don't mean that. Yeah. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. This is nothing against Sahara, by the way. I just want to say that. I wear her swimwear. We'll comment on a photo now and again like i'm not saying we're gonna you know go get our nails done together i mean she's probably pissed too she's like chris is back with his ex yeah and that's what i'm saying this just has from every angle it does honestly make sense like i you know what i mean it is like

a full math problem like everybody's doing their part perfectly yeah that's all i have for today's episode thank you for tuning in No I don't know I would be infuriated But I almost feel like you shouldn't even give him the attention Because he so badly wants a rise out of you That we're like we're doing exactly I'm not furious

I'm more like shocked Is it shocking though? Like he's given you every reason to believe he would do exactly that I still for some reason this feels like a new height. New level, yeah. Like just the Chris of it all. It is crazy. You think it can't get worse and then it does.

Every fucking time. That's life. It does. I definitely don't want to be with someone who moves like that. And I hope one day we can be friends. But also we've never been good at that. He's a great guy, but I don't think you should end up With him at all

It's not living if it's not with you I hope to God that he finds somebody Maybe in her 30s That is ready to settle down That has no connection to his past That can also just help someone unpack being A man child At 36

It is a lot to be with somebody who. Why am I teaching you to grocery shop? I. Why am I? Of all people. Yeah, imagine. That's probably good for you, maybe. I thought that.

At the time, three weeks ago. Not anymore. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, so I hung out with Chris last night. We are trash. And that is exactly what you're about to get into. Contrary to everyone. fucking hell um yeah so i hung out with men last night are trash and that we are just friends contrary to everyone we are not running anything back we are just friends who do what slay who slay okay you know what i think that that's horrible yeah it just but imagine also like being chris

and i in this situation no one else can fully relate to that yeah like laugh about yeah you can have at least a few days but then you have to get back on your on your grind and be a normal person and and cut him off i'm so sorry i know but have to. You were doing so well and honest to God. I feel like you're just a better person all around when he's not in your life. Love you, Chris. Sorry.

Yeah. Well, I'm just, I mean, I like, I can sit here and podcast and be funny and fun, but I think it's very obvious to everyone. Like I'm,

I'm in a pretty dark place right now. Like I'm just going through it. Like it just, I feel like I haven't been able to just like catch a little break in a while. So it shows. Life just keeps getting thrown at you.

Yeah. But that will end. It will pass. And we will be good. We need to go on a little retreat. Maybe we go to Wyoming or something. Chris Miles just texted me. Where the hoes at?

He has to know. He is like. He has to know. He's like on the balcony probably. Like how? It is really strange. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel,

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I want to talk about the text I received from you this morning. Oh my, and I need to go back and really reread that because I was not in a good place. So I talked last week about Mr. Flaky Flake, the guy who like I didn't know if he like ended things with me. Confirmed. Never talked to me again after that little AI like weirdo response that he sent me. Yeah. OK.

And so it's like I just was like, you know what? Move on. Whatever. I'm hesitant to even say it because I don't want the man to think that I like would ever like dream of him. But I did have a dream about him last night. OK okay i had a dream that he hooked up with one of my friends and i woke up like upset about it this morning i get a screenshot from tana because i am not a mindy him asking tana to go to coffee this morning hi i see you're in new york are you

going to this event i left new york tragic aren't you brookies xbf love is so i didn't love that part because he isn't my ex-boyfriend so i don't give a fuck i know but it i just feel like that kind of implies that like i said he was my boyfriend but like the way that he was no you slayed otherwise keep going you're already a little shiesty for getting at me for like years and then i don't want it and then getting at you and then it's like an interesting and sorry i don't mean I don't mean like he's like my scraps it just no well that's that's I already I confronted him about that not confronted him but like I spoke to him about that in the very beginning because I was like first of all I think you're too young for me second of all I don't like the fact that you like actively pursued my best friend before me like

that obviously that's gonna make me like feel weird like and he had such good like reassuring answers for both things so I was like whatever I'll move past it now a week after you send me this literal like horrible horrible like text to end the situation you're gonna text my best friend and ask her to coffee it's so he goes I don't know if I'd go that far but also I'm here alone so if you were here can we not get coffee yeah no here's and i i send back a bullet point list one not in new york two you got at me for a long time and then slid in on brooke and were with her three i supported that four you broke up with her with a pr response lmao five love you long time as a friend but there's no need to get coffee s2 i want to give him the benefit of the doubt and believe he actually

just was like oh like we're both In New York let's get coffee and I'm gonna believe That for my own little like pea brain and I I could see that but also just like why Why but I texted him and I Was like hey not not that I Had any problem really with your text I just like I want

I don't want him to think I care so much about this situation Yeah it really I like I said last week it wasn't That big of a deal yeah but I texted him and I was like hey sorry About that like I don't want him to think I care so much about this situation. Yeah. Because it really, like I said last week, it wasn't that big of a deal. Yeah. But I texted him and I was like, hey, sorry about that. Like, I wouldn't, I just wouldn't have said anything at all. You know what I mean? And so he was like, I'm sorry you felt that way about the text. And he like went into detail, I guess.

Well, actually, no, he didn't go into any detail. He alluded to like this situation that is the reason he had to do it and whatever and i i just was like i don't know if you waste months of my time and you end the whole thing with like a little paragraph i'm like you have no respect for me at all which i hate mod son but like my nose is so red sometimes this happens to me so i and and this is the kick of it all he i send it to him and he goes why don't we get coffee no the fuck that's not what that stupid motherfucker i swear on my life he said no the fuck no no no i have to show you the exact has anyone ever met a man with a fucking brain no the audacity no literally i said i said just woke up to the tana screenshots

and for the record i wouldn't have let her say that i hope you know that and he said he said ha ha ha it's all good but hey why don't we get coffee my jaw was on the ground he said so i can explain what's going on in person i think things will make more sense okay just walking around with little listen to me you already told me in not so many words that you do not want to talk to me anymore and now you want me to sit across from you at a little coffee table and let you say it to me in more detail like i don't need to know like i mean you should have done it to begin with, but now it's too late. So I just was like, okay, like, don't do that. Dude. And I got like one of these, like, I don't want to show the screen, but it was just like

this like whole long thing, elaborate thing that is just not true. Like men lie and that's it. Dude, I, I just want to put this out here really quickly. Just one sentence. I am a fucking idiot. Okay. P-brain rattling around sentence i am a fucking idiot okay pea brain rattling around up here like a fucking maraca but men floor me to the point that it makes me feel like albert fucking einstein that's the thing that's so frustrating i think that's why i like got so

angry about the situation today because at first i wasn't even that mad and the more i thought about it i was like god he must think i am such an idiot and that's what's frustrating to me about it because i'm like i don't believe anything that you're saying but it's like just the nerve of it all like first of all ghosting 101 is supposed to include like you're supposed to include all the people around them for at least like a month like and like well i'm gonna go get coffee with you in new york city just like like he hasn't spoken to me and you just go get coffee imagine imagine you like tana what are you doing i'm a coffee with oh oh my god i didn't even think about it because i don't even like i couldn't imagine you actually doing it because what because what the i just

and it's like i like again i didn't even like the situation wasn't that big to me but it's like you wasted my time i hate when someone wastes my time that's and i again i hate when somebody can't just be honest about a situation tell me you're not into me because i know that that's it like i know that that is the answer so don't tell me about all these things that happen and the reasons we can't talk anymore. I don't care. Also, you guys aren't texting and to actively ask your best friend to coffee. Who you actively pursued before me. It really is the problem that LA is just so grimy like that, that we normalize it so much.

But the other day I was talking to Debra, my mother, and she was like, i don't care if like if y'all have to go to the fucking moon to find someone i think we said that has no oh did we yeah we said it in the in the last episode and i really like i agree with that now it is but it's hard because we we at least i kind of keep trying to date in these like same i'll meet someone who knows this person and knows this person. I'm kind of like mod setting, honestly. But I just need to like outsource like I need to get a regular like Hunter told me stop dating the talent.

And I was like, so true. It is so true. But then maybe it's just men because all fucking men are. But no, honestly, because every time that I have ever been in a relationship with someone who isn't the talent, it usually ends far less tumultuously. I'm. It's going to be my new word. I already hear it on the Reddit builds. I'm learning right now.

I don't want to fuck this up because I'm still learning. OK. And I want you to learn about it as well. But I think I sent you a couple of TikToks about this limerence concept. What's that? It's like being obsessed with somebody and it's unreciprocated. It's like really common in people with childhood trauma but like you because it's only love you've like ever known yeah because you cling on to these relationships where like people like it's

kind of a night like a whole thing you made up in your head and like they're really giving you like not that much and you're creating like this whole story of it and I feel like that's something I do all the time and I can never be happy really in like a like fully mutual relationship where I feel like somebody's like genuinely interested in me and that's my problem I feel like I've I have changed that I used to be a lot more like that Chris was the last person I was like okay I can't do this like I do appreciate the chivalry of it all and I do want to be with someone who wants to be with me And equally

I tried it Like my last relationship My last like real relationship I was like I didn't like him at first And I was like Oh but he's so nice He's so talented

He's so amazing I'm gonna give him a chance And I was like pulling teeth For the first few dates And then We know how that story ends So the concept really just is that Everyone fucking sucks

I think it's just everyone's horrible. Yeah. I don't know. I think I need to stop dating for a second. I agree. That's where I'm at. I have a date tonight, but. You amaze me.

How many dates have you gone on this week, be honest? You don't have to answer. I can't answer that on this podcast but i'm sure people can infer that because i can't answer that it is you know what i need to find out who mr flaky flakes best friend is okay see but then then we're just oh you're right you're right you're right god damn i'm i'm worse than the people you guys are like on a cycle because a few weeks ago you were like oh we need like two dates a week i know yeah but then i tried were like, oh, we need like two dates a week. I know. Yeah. But then I tried it.

Remember, I did two dates in a day. And both of them just blew it. Or I blew it. Well, I might be the problem. It's very, very possible that I'm the problem. I can say the same about myself. And I think self-awareness is important. First step.

I have a little update. Okay. Oh, speaking of dates, we talked about that hinge guy that did all that weird shit and like showed up where I was and like whatever. Scary monster. After we uploaded that podcast. This is how I know he's mentally, wait. mentally wait oh no that's not even what i'm

gonna say i've received a surplus of intel from other people who have had similar experiences okay and i upload that podcast and i did text him my bad after that podcast and was just like how are you because i was like oh i don't want you to see this and like end your own life but i realized that that was like not a i do you understand what my intent there was yeah like i was just trying to be like hey hope you're good you know like sorry essentially saying sorry i aired you the fuck out but then he responded and i was like i I'm not doing this again. You terrify me like whatever, blah, blah, blah. After receiving the surplus of people saying that they've had similar experiences with him, he texts me 73 times.

I don't answer. And he sends me this voice memo. Is it fucked up? No, I wouldn't play it. But say what he said. I don't think we should put his voice in the podcast. Essentially saying, like, I'm really sorry you felt that's how our date went. And I hate it when somebody tells me they're sorry I feel some way. I know you should be sorry that you gunned me down, Ted Bundy.

You showed up at the club at 2 a.m. with a suitcase. And then sends me a novella series. Okay, he's a writer. I understand that you don't owe me anything and vice versa. It's disappointing that you chose to dump paint all over me on the internet. Beautiful metaphor. I like that metaphor. And now people are coming after me, blah, blah, blah.

All this shit. But essentially ends it with like, if you'd like to hang out again that's what blows my mind you just told me this downstairs and i'm like i cannot imagine watching a podcast where somebody talks about me for literally 20 minutes straight and says like honestly pretty like horrible things yes and then being like okay i hope i see you again like you should hate me if you were were sane like and especially if You felt like or he should have done Some like serious self-reflection and

Been like maybe I should ease up a bit Yeah like I just yeah like that is Insane but like more power to him he is Persistent block me block you yeah I Don't I just that's that's really it Let's see what else we've got going on i feel like he's like a method actor maybe oh yeah he's playing the part i can see it i just have the most random story to tell you that i forgot i actually have a couple of those

okay and they're all just about my insane stupid behavior um love those stories i was at a party the other day and a couple weeks ago but i see christine quinn from selling sunset love her and i love her i love someone who says i'm gonna play the fucking villain i'm gonna stir the fucking pot and i'm gonna get my fucking bag and i'm gonna be an icon about it as long as they're a good person in real life yeah you know what i mean and we're not like close friends you know but when we see each other we just we have the same energy like we're not gonna walk up and be like oh my god you look stunning how are you we're gonna be like do you do you see what the fuck's going on over here like well yeah you know whatever and i go up to her and we're talking for a second and i make a joke and i am fully joking because i did entirely watch

the new season you know but i was like Selling Sunset is fucking ass without you. Like you carried. You'll always carry. I miss you on it. Like blah, blah, blah. Like these bitches could never. Right. And she turns to me and she's with her friends.

They're the new season. They're the new cast of Selling Sunset. I just told them all their fucking shows suck. That is mortifying. I've done that before where I straight up, I shit on like, oh my God, like right in front of somebody. And it's top, honestly,

two most embarrassing moments of my entire life. I just want to clarify, like the new season is good. I was just joking, but you can't recover from that. At all. What are you supposed to say? Like kidding. you not notice were you drunk and I wasn't drunk I just was looking at Christine right like I wasn't like looking at who she was with I just assumed she was

with her friends hilarious I just thought I'd share that can I also tell you a crazy story from Turks that I'm I don't know if I should put on the podcast? I am so excited for you to tell the story. We finished last week's episode literally two and a half hours long. And we were so upset that we forgot this story. And I can't believe I'm saying this shit on the Internet. And I'm sitting here for the first half of this podcast saying like, I don't know why these men treat me like this. I don't know why these men treat me like this. I don't know why these things happen to me because I do.

But I won't even say I do things like this. You know, it's more so this is like, I willingly admit things like this on the internet. Yeah. In my entire life, in my 25 years of life, I would put this at the number one,

if not top three most disgusting terrible feral Tana actions I've ever ever ever committed and every time I think about it I pray to God I die I pray to God it was I'm gonna say it was pretty bad. Pretty bad is you just being a nice friend. Have you ever seen... Well, because I didn't have to be there. Had I had to be there, I would have probably flown home from Turks by myself. Have you ever seen those memes where it's like,

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every story time ever combined. I think this is the one where it's like, don't say that about yourself, but I feel like the ship has sailed and they love that about you. And I'm never gonna find love So I hope you people are fucking happy with this story No someone's gonna love you regardless I wouldn't love me regardless

You lost me for a day At least Yeah Okay I feel like There will forever be a little Vegas in me A little feral Feral but also like before

I had the life I have now I was very much word to JWoww on Jersey Shore you can stay and get your ass beat or you can stay and get your ass beat. I and I do still believe this I think there are certain situations in life where you could save countless hours of breath and just solve it by decking someone in the face okay i'm sorry i'm following uh trust and that could be a completely wrong opinion and i'm not trying to project that onto other people and i don't do that i now will refrain from that but unfortunately in this particular situation that girl will always jump out a little somewhere inside of me you know and i would say that in the last seven years eight years whatever of my life i've only let the vegas in me show maybe four times most of which if i'm you know fighting with a guy like a chris or like

i'm thinking of the like you're a guy you're a guy you're a guy yes yes um and there was a point during a lot of this drama in turks where a lot of other people were jumping in with their sides. And I was seeing so much red that I was kind of like, if you have something to say, then fight me. Seeing red for sure. And especially people telling me I was, not that I can't be wrong, but in this situation, I knew I wasn't. So anyone trying to jump in and be in defense of really anyone else.

Yeah, trust me. I was a victim. You know, yeah. Depending on how you look on it. Yeah. And you know when like your period is over, but like it's not like, oh my God. You know, I'm a free bleeder. Free bleed till it's over. Like the final not like oh my god you know i'm a free bleeder free bleed till it's like the final like not even the final day like the last day like there could be like a drop or two

of blood but like sorry erin seriously this is you don't want to hear this about me um this is a really extreme there can be a drop or two of blood but if you're chilling you're chilling you don't need to put in a tampon for a drop or two of blood, you know? Yeah. Have you ever been on that day and you were like yelling so hard or you sneeze so hard or you do something so hard that you kind of like push out what's left? I, you know what? For the sake of the story, I will say that I have. You could come so hard, okay? I don't

something yeah just you never know like maybe you get maybe you got like a and so i was yelling very very hard while sitting on and that's an understatement boy was she like smoke you know she was swinging and i was on i was being held back by a couple people. And there was white bedding. I was yelling on a white bed. And I don't even notice this. I'm seeing way too much red to notice any other red. You know? Eventually, this brawl leaves the bed.

And you have a snail trail. his nail trail and kyla notices that i might need a tampon you do what a sweetheart and so i very much so i was a runner and a track star in this because people people kept trying to stop me from living my journey so i would just bolt it was she was everywhere my girl was on the go like at what like the bedroom that i may or may not have snail trailed on was like on the i'm pretty sure i saw her jump from balcony to balcony yeah like on the upstairs floor and i ran as fast as I could down the beach because I had an issue with something someone said. And I was on the beach. And I'm yelling.

Hard. And I also have a really big issue. This is also very Jersey Shore of me. Very Vegas of me. That if you're, like, let's say you and me are yelling at each other right now, right? And if we're yelling at each other from this distance and we're chatting, okay, we're yelling. And that's fine. It can stay there there not all yelling has to resort to hitting okay but the second someone goes like this in your face like like a hand like this or hands like this

up in your face not clapping in your face hands when when hands start moving close to my face that sets off a fun little lever that says, you want to fucking fight. I'm getting mad thinking about it. Oh my God. It really, if you do this, so I start doing it back to the person. I'm going back to the moment

because I was looking at it like, oh no. Like, especially someone who's wrong and I'm already fucking mad and they're hitting me with the this. The chop. The chop is. And not even a this at a distance. Like it was probably this close to my face.

So then I grabbed some hands and I said, if you want to do this, then we're going to go to this. So let's discuss if that's going to be our journey. Right? Right. And we're just, we're. Meanwhile, you are passing an egg. And so, sweet little Kyla. And it's funny because Kyla is such a mom.

Like shit, like this does not faze her at all. And I mean it. Like the next morning, she's like, I had so much fun with you two. I'm like, what the fuck? Like hit me. Like I felt very bad for the people who weren't involving themselves and weren't involved. Do you know what I mean?

Like if you're involving yourself, you want to be. I'm like, who wasn't involved, honestly? Like Kyla didn't involve herself. Oh, good point. Paige didn't involve herself. Good point. Paige didn't involve herself. So true. As I am hitting this hand motion back. Seconds from an attempted swing, I think is where I was at.

I feel a little tap on my shoulder. And it is sweet little Kyla. Her timing is impeccable. Saying, I think you might need this with a tampon that is too funny and i am at such a specific point of this argument that we were on the beach and the walk back to the house was really just too long and i didn't want to lose my place in in your argument my argument i was very adamant on the fact that this was going to be settled however it may be settled right then and there especially because this was with other parties it wasn't even them yeah it was made in the culprit yeah

and it was like you know so i removed my hand like this and I grab the tampon from Kiowa. And I walk, I would say, one foot, maybe two foot, two feet. How many steps you think, two? Probably eight. That's a lot of steps. If it takes you eight steps to get two feet we have i don't fucking know you know like like just not far enough for this to be okay like from where i'm sitting to like that window is probably like how far i walked down to the beach

and i dig a little hole like a rabbit. I didn't know this part. And I'm still yelling while I'm doing this. And I pop a squat, and I shove the tampon in my pussy and walk right back over and resume my fight. What she do or wait i don't think she saw to be on the receiving end like what was it just like a blip and it was just over what do you mean no it was quick she didn't notice your i was so quick it was just like a walk, walk, walk, dig, dig, dig, shove. That is honestly impressive.

Although perhaps littering? I eventually relocated said applicator to all of the Turks Beach police. Okay. I relocated. I hate to be that girl. I just know we did get in a scandal about that before. 100%. And I'm not a litterer.

I'm a lot of things, clearly. Again, I don't think the person that I was arguing with saw. I know that Kyla saw. The trauma. She's had enough. And I know you do not have to shame me for this because I know that that might be one of my life's lowest moments. To me. So you are telling me the story now and I knew the story.

I was expecting it to get worse than it did. What do you mean? It's pretty bad. But like, I feel like I've done stuff like that. Well, you're my soulmate Ty and I were discussing That there is And nothing makes this okay

I just want to say It is my lowest Most disgusting moment But thank God I didn't have a tampon in Because then what would have happened Would it have just Shot out or something

No no like Where would I put it Oh See that was When I initially Heard the story i think that's what i thought i thought you like took one out on the beach but i can't guarantee that i would did that i have a friend this is a true story i have this will make you feel better a friend who was gonna hook up with a guy had a tampon in took it out put it under his bed hooked up with him never went back for it he he found that one day i rip out your tampon with his teeth no no no i have not

some people like want to do that i think it's so weird i'm like vampires that's the worst i don't think I've ever gotten there I can factually say this is my least favorite conversation I'm trying to think if I have anything like really gross I've done like that but I don't I've never done anything like that in my entire life I've never done anything like that In my entire life and I probably

Hopefully never will again I don't think it was that bad I really don't think it was that bad It's bad but it's like You have to have done things grosser than that I think I could name some things that you've done that are grosser than that I would love to hear No I get shamed for it

I will just say The beach was a very far walk from the house It was far It was a long little pathway I just There wasn't an option because you couldn't have gone back it wouldn't have been the same you would have lost your momentum and to be fair um after i put the tampon in we did resolve the issue and there were no physicalities that was good nobody got hit no

one got hit no one got hit by the grace of everyone else there and i think that yeah there were people working put in and work to make sure no one got hit abby weatherington was so funny about it she was like if you're gonna hit someone you have to hit me too and i was like okay bitch let's go and she was like tan are you fucking serious yeah you were seeing red for sure i tried to just step away from it because i don't think it was really my yeah i haven't been i haven't been that angry and probably like maybe my whole life you probably needed to get it out i have like some moments like that where all of a sudden i just have to get all my anger out at once. I'm just, I'm not really that angry.

Like even just like we're talking about this mod situation. Like I'm just, usually I can laugh things off. I don't have a lot of anger usually. I get, you know, I was just talking to you about my emotional dysregulation. Anger is really not a part of it. It's just like, it's either like so overwhelmingly happy or like so sad. I never get like mad actually i just lied for no reason let's see what else is on the docket logan paul got engaged it was beautiful i'm hyper fixated on the video right now i've watched it honestly when i was like upset about this little coffee

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And the video's just done so well i know i was hesitant i didn't want to watch it at first because i was like ah something's like just off to me about vlogging your engagement so page was saying and i was i can understand that if it's not what you do for a yeah that's true he like that's his thing yeah and like it's like getting engaged on a reality show or something like it's like you're you're already doing. And yes, he had his moments back in the day where it's like, what's up, Mavericks? But over time, he really did transition into his videos are like literal short films.

Yeah, he's very tasteful, I feel like, about it now. And it's not ever really him. It's kind of like an outsider looking in. Yeah. I love that video so much. I can't get over it. It is beautiful. And she is beautiful. She's just the most amazing, sweet human being. I love that video so much It is beautiful and she is beautiful

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Like I, when we were laughing about it on the last episode, I kept saying I didn't really like know enough. I know. I don't know. I think it was after our episode Or after we filmed our episode When all the Trisha stuff started happening But I was distraught

Because I love Trisha Who the fuck does that to someone? Colleen Miranda Sings If I found out like you did that to me Yeah imagine I was like Just like sending your like nudes To some random person being like I just don't even want to say the imagine I was Like just like sending your like nudes To some random person being like I just

Don't even want to say the thing she was Saying but like ew ew ew ew Especially like someone you collaborate With and like work with was she not Scared imagine like if I knew if I knew That I had ever had an interaction with That or like that about somebody don't Get into business with that person don't

Like don't be friends with that person Like and did she not have like guilt did she not have like impending doom like eventually she's gonna find out about this i would clearly i can do a lot of things that aren't good but i could never in a million years imagine myself doing that when i was younger i would do things like online and stuff that were like probably horrible And also just yeah you're a grown ass woman You're sending that to your young fans But she was so much older than is like Excusable for something like that Not that there's any age

That it is excusable but like Maybe a 14 year old doesn't mean If she was like 12 or something I'd be like okay Like she didn't know better but like what Like she was older than I am right now No way Yes I think so yeah she's Like 30 something and this wasn't like

Like Trisha's only had an OnlyFans for Like so long I just feel for Trisha it Makes me sad I want her to know she does Have like a friend and you or me or I Love her so much and I feel like she Can't catch a break she's always getting And do you know if even when she's not Do you know that they were starting a podcast together yeah

that's why i said getting a business with somebody like i because i saw that and i thought that they had already started it i thought for some reason that they they'd filmed like four episodes i think and we're posting together as this shit came out i was trisha i would kill her me too but i feel like trisha's grown she's busy she's being a mother and she's being a healed individual and everybody oh my god it makes me so upset i'm like as another highly emotional person leave her alone yeah fuck justice for trisha fuck colleen actually need to unfollow her and so it's been my new thing like unfollowing people live I just forgot I never followed her Trisha I was on um escape the night with Colleen and we like shot shit I always see clips of that you should do more acting that's fun

I was so terrible at it no you're good at it you for that you just take yourself so seriously like I remember when you did the bad baby video and you were like so like you wanted yourself to be. You kept saying you were bad. I just shot a commercial for something like two days ago and they were having me act. And I really am terrible at acting. No, I think that you just like, I don't know. I overthink it so much that I make myself bad and I can recognize that. But it's like even like this script was written for me. Like, you know what I mean? It was like I was recognize that. But it's like, even like this script was written for me.

Like, you know what I mean? It was like, I was playing myself. It is so hard for me to like say something that I wouldn't say. And I lose, I like literally lose all like inflection to my voice. Like the line could literally be like, I want to have a beer. And I would be like, I want to have a beer. Like I like can't even. Yeah, I'd never get a brand deal that's like that.

And you're like, come on. Like I would never say beer. Like I like. Yeah I never get a brand deal that's like that. And you're like come on. Like I would never say that. I can't. And so usually now like even yet like when I shot that they were very gracious to allow me to improv. But I think that's also because they were like oh she's going to be really terrible if not. I'm excited to see it.

It's interesting for sure. Do you know about the Black Mirror billboard. No. Have you seen this new season of Black Mirror. No. OK. Can I tell you about it? There was an episode.

And in my opinion, I think it's the best one on the season. And it's called Joan is Awful. Was that foreshadowing? What do you mean? Joan is Awful. Joan. Oh. Joan is Awful.

I'm like justice for Joan is Awful. And it's about this woman named Joan. And she's living her life and you can kind of infer that she's not maybe the best person. She is people's boss and she's firing people

really cruelly and then you find out she's cheating on her boyfriend and so on and so forth. Right. And she comes home to her boyfriend

and they sit down to watch a show on Netflix and they're looking through and the number one trending show is a show called Joan is Awful. And they're kind of making jokes like, that's so weird, like I'm Joan. Like, you know what I mean? Like as if you were to say like Brooke is awful,

you'd be like, what is that? I would love that. Yeah, but then they notice and so the main character Is Salma Hayek In the show Like not Like Joan isn't Salma Hayek But Joan is

Like on Netflix Oh she's watching She sees that Salma Hayek Is playing Joan And Joan is awful And she has very distinct hair Like she has black hair With like blonde front

Money pieces and shit And it's Salma Hayek With like her exact hair And then her boyfriend's like That's so weird Like why is it Salma Hayek with like your hair and it's called jones awful like should we watch it and they put on the show and it's her life like she it's selma hayek playing her but like selma hayek like is firing someone that day identically to how she did and then like jone went to therapy that day and everything she told her therapist Salma Hayek is saying

and all the characters names are the same like Joan in the show her boyfriend's name is the same name as in real life and then her boyfriend starts being like is this play about us? You know what I mean essentially? And then finds out that she's cheating on him and she's just freaking out.

Oh because it's in the show. Yes. I would have been like that part's not real. And she's just. Oh, because it's in the show. Yes. And I would have been like, that part's not real. Like and she's trying to do that. But he's like, why is this every like it's the same house. Like it's the same everything. You know what I mean? And she doesn't understand what's happening.

And he like leaves. And then episodes keep coming out. So then the next day an episode comes out and it's of him like leaving her. And like it's like her life is just this show that's actively airing and it it gets a lot crazier and it ends really crazy and whatever but the conclusion of this alternate reality in in this episode is that when she signed up for Netflix she accepted the terms of agreement like you know how you do that like when you make an account on something you press like I accept to the like terms and. Like, you know how you do that? Like, when you make an account on something, you press, like, I accept the, like, terms and conditions.

Right. And you, like, obviously don't read them. And in the terms and conditions, it was like, if we ever wanted to use your name and likeness and make an AI version of you a show, like, we can. And, like, she accepted that, you know? And so she's reaping all these negative benefits of, that's a terrible sentence, terrible grammar, sorry.

All these negative things are happening to her now like she gets fired from her job or man leaves her because it's like everyone knows it's about her she loses all of her friends like so on and so forth anyways has a very very crazy ending incredible episode of black mirror right and so black mirror in real life does this thing on twitter where they're like you can make your own graphic that's like i could make one like i upload a selfie and it can say tana is awful do you know what i mean like it's this thing you you get what i'm saying you can make them for your friends it's something our friend group would do like just like you'd use this little meme generator to make like a brook is awful tana's awful whatever blah blah blah and with that generator there was a terms of agreement that everyone had to click and then all over the world netflix placed these real

billboards of real people who did that that say like mark is awful like with their face and oh my god and the people who thinks of this like imagine your brain functioning that way black mirror like that's it's the most black mirror shit i've ever seen so amazing but it's like how do they like one episode of the black mirror i'm like god that's mind-blowing and then for them to just like be able to do it over and over again i'm like who's writing that it's so fucking and i'd imagine like imagine like like Natalie made that and then she's in Times Square and it just says Natalie is awful I wish that happened I wish I used it Yeah there's people like us who want that

But like random people who just like did it to be funny and like now they're like shitty co-workers on a billboard somewhere like that How crazy is that Yeah like imagine we made one Whose name is mochi it's like a whole bunch of people like isn't that fucking crazy oh my god i want to make one of you and put it on instagram but what a crazy publicity stunt so smart like promotion for that because why the fuck would you read the terms of agreement? Crazy.

I don't know. Just thought I'd share. It's been blowing my mind. That is. Like 10 people. No, that is really amazing. I have to watch it. But now I feel like I know what happens.

No, you should. Because the ending's crazy. Michael Cera's in it too. I forgot about that. Sexy, sexy, sexy. He's my biggest crush. Speaking of like sexy, sexy actors that are untraditionally sexy like michael michael serra could rail me i do agree with that you know who else i always wanted

to rail me jonah hill i did too and i'm really disappointed in him for context jonah hill's dating this girl and i guess they break up and she goes on an instagram story expose as one does i get how that could happen i i'd never do it but i could see how that would happen um and she posts a screenshot of her texts from jonah and he says plain and simple if you need surfing with men boundaryless inappropriate friendships with men to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places from your wild recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful. I am not the right partner for you. If these things bring you happiness, I support it. Blah, blah, blah. Those are my boundaries. Those are my boundaries. Essentially, that's the text from

Maud's son. I was just going to say that. But then I was like, I think we've gone a little too hard. And now there's this giant debate on the Internet. It's kind of hard because it is like, of course, you do want to have your boundaries in a relationship. It's like us saying a guy can't shouldn't be liking like Instagram baddies like photos so that's like a similar situation but it's kind of hard because like in this situation for example he was sliding up on all her stories where she's like in a bikini and he's like you look amazing i want to see you and then now you're dating her and suddenly she's not allowed to do that anymore like yeah and i i think it's a really slippery slope of, yeah, guys tell you what to wear. Yeah, I've never, no, that's not true. Remember when I almost got literally murdered for the Skims bodysuit?

I will never forget that day. I was floored. You were drinking whole milk at a cafe, which was scaring the shit out of me. And I got the wrath, I kept it up on my Instagram. For wearing a Skims bodysuit. After the breakup. As well. kept it up on my instagram for wearing a skims bodysuit like that's and i've done after the breakup as well but it's like you date this girl because she's hot and you like the way she dresses and you like things she wears and then you date her and now she can't wear those like that is

just so crazy to me i think there's something to be said that like yes it's important to tell people your boundaries and i guess if that's who you are as a person find someone who abides by that and whatever but when you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course, that rivers is the place over under money lines. Same game. Paul gets all fine. You put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with that river sports book.

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Allegedly done some really wild, wild things with him. God, I hate when that happens. I really want to think highly of somebody, and then I just find out all these crazy stories about them. I think about the tampon story I just told. I had a friend one time tell me an alleged story of things they allegedly did with Jonah Hill, and I was like, that is disgusting.

Wait, have you heard about the guy? You know you're're gonna know the guy and the people will know the guy too who like has girls like shit on tables should we bleep it I want to tell you it was so bad no what the fuck and it's like so widely known like everybody knows i didn't know that what the fuck it's my favorite thing about canceled is just ruining aaron's perspective of everything that's so fucked isn't that crazy but like sometimes i feel like these guys get in these situations where they hook up with so many people that you just get exhausted of it and you're bored and then all of a sudden you want somebody to shit on you. And I don't know what happens in between those two things. Do you know the actor that can only have sex and cum

if he has headphones on listening to his own movies? Is it? Is it? It would be. Isn't that crazy? I don't know. They can't be 25, right? At 25 at all yeah i'm officially too old god that's so crazy i think it's like 23 actually um yeah 23 is the age cut off can you tell me

about this alex orland braxton thing i don't know anything about it i just keep seeing it on my timeline to my understanding sophia sophia Sophie, Sophie. I don't know. I watched their show. Copa? Yeah. Okay. She was dating Braxton. Okay.

They were in a really serious relationship. Like she was going to move across the country for him. Like they were talking like marriage, very serious relationship. Okay. They start having problems. This is my understanding of the story, by the way. They start having problems and they're kind of trying to work through it and she sees him making out with somebody on social media like at a game and it's obviously not her that's this is her side of the story and so it comes out later that

like Braxton is dating Alex Earl but like I don't think Alex knew or I feel like in every situation ever that is like this a guy's not being honest on both ends like I've had situations like that where I think like a situation's completely over with somebody's ex so I'm engaging with this person and then it turns out not to be so I don't know it's kind kind of hard. I love Alex Earl. I also think like Sophia is the cutest. I'm like death to Broxton. Just joking. Men are trash. I can't believe you just made me say all of that and now you're going to move on.

I had no thoughts. We can cut it if you want. I just I had no thoughts towards that. I think everybody in the situation now is unbothered yeah and chilling i think so i think uh colpo wants to come on our podcast i think that'd be interesting i think everybody's better off you don't want to be with anybody who doesn't want to be with you and that's what i'm learning matt rife is allegedly making 30 million dollars on his tour with live nation i i feel like that's like a like that number honestly makes sense if you see like have you seen the tour dates it's hundreds yeah oh yeah because he's he does like i think sometimes more than one show or a lot of times more than one show

a day almost every single day of 2023 and 2024 was the deal i believe but i feel like that's what like dave chappelle would make or kevin hart would make yeah but i don't think any of those comedians are touring to that extent like you go on a little tour but like this is a really crazy, like very long, extensive. Yes. I'm a comedian now. Oh, yeah. We're going on a comedy tour. Loki.

Oh, fuck. We should cut that to the very beginning, I think. Yeah. OK. Or no. Or should we just. Fuck. Sorry.

I don't know. I don't think anyone, any normal person or any person who's not like 27 would tour that crazy without like going actually insane 230 shows within i think two months or three months yeah and then and then i think he does like some in between too which is crazy you and i are going on a tour and we are just not making 30 million dollars not at all But you know what? I was actually just texted by my manager to read some dates. We are so excited. It's going to be August, September, and whatever month comes after that, October. Nailed it.

And we're not allowed to say the places yet. But we can tell you one place, which I still think is pretty exciting. I do too. We will be somewhere I've never been in my life. All of We will be somewhere I've never been in my life. All of these cities are places I've never been in my life. Really? That's a hint. We will be in New Haven, Connecticut

to do Canceled Live on August 11th at Toad's Place. Toad's Place. So if you are anywhere near New Haven, Connecticut and you want to come meet us and hug us and be forced to turn your phone off and let us tell you stories that are somehow 10 times worse than the ones we told you today. Names, names, names, names at the live shows. So many names at the live shows and so many stories we could never, ever, ever tell on this podcast.

We're really excited for New Haven. We're just excited in general. I can't wait to tour. And hopefully one day we get a 30 million dollar touring deal that would be fucking amazing um but for now we don't have that but the tickets are linked below for new haven so we're excited shark tank i'm not into it okay can i tell you why why i don't like shark tank because i don't like feeling secondhand embarrassment and it's the most embarrassing show of all time i love it so much i love it like it's like american idol i can't watch it because i'm like when someone has a bad pitch on shark tank i could like masturbate to it

i think it's not literally bro not literally it's just i find it it just doesn't make sense. I had a vibrator caught on fire. Your vibrator caught on fire? I'm not kidding, Tana. It literally, basically burst into flames upon being just literally turned on. Like, I was like, God, Jesus Christ, I can't catch a break. I can see that being something you cry over.'m not kidding because it was like it would like it felt like one of those things like you know when the vapes were exploding in people's pockets yes i thought that was gonna happen and i was like i'm about to get the settlement of a lifetime was it like why did you think it was gonna catch on fire because it just it started getting

it was like i was touching a straightener i'm not kidding i set it down on my desk and i was like oh my god this is a fire hazard like i think it's gonna just like set my whole apartment on fire another one or did you have to go acoustic have you ever seen have you ever seen that meme? It's like the girl from Handmaid's Tale. It's like me when my vibrator won't turn on. Have you seen the meme? Or the Kim Kardashian when she's dressed up in her little cottage core. Have you seen this sound on TikTok where it's just someone...

It's so fucked up. I'm sorry. It's someone just like... And it's like Helen Keller i'm sorry it's someone just like ah and it's like helen keller discovering can we go to jail for this this is really bad we had every time i move i am where are we both so far down now thank you every time i move houses i um i re-up my sex toys like i throw them all away and i get new ones okay and i don't know why i've made that like a thing on at ogden when we moved i had like a red

room collection of sex toys but i was like putting these something out putting these into a box and like bringing them from place to place feels like so embarrassing to me but now i've just been here with nothing and i'm so you are acoustic yes so i need to i need a little um tiny desk god erin get with it just kidding no i've just been a whore oh yeah you've been doing it the old-fashioned way that's yeah i'm gonna have to call pool boy pretty soon here i'm not kidding but i told you at the beginning i'm bushed up right now saying i'm bushed up right now is great first of all you're bushed up too so don't even try to play that game i was in the bathroom like changing and lila was like tina you have a bush right now i was like i know i need to get

my bus first of all it's terrible wait what were we getting up before this i thought it was important oh yeah wait i don't know it like burst into flames oh yeah i thought i was gonna get a settlement like i was like and it wouldn't turn off so it was just getting so hot i was like oh my god it's like what do i do what'd you do i just like i had to just let it die i just watch it and hope it didn't explode you're just sitting there with it like vibrating yeah murphy's like what's going on it's like a new toy i didn't want to put it on like fabric or anything because i didn't want it to like combust i can't but i should have let it happen because god i'm at do you remember that documentary about the girl who got the mcdonald's coffee and it gave her like extreme third degree

burns to the point where she had to be like hospitalized no but i do like that analogy yeah but you don't want like a chernobyl pussy i don't and i don't i can't tell how offensive exactly that is but i I think it's going to be. I actually had a way worse thing to say, but then I was like, I won't. Back to what I was saying. Oh, sorry. Shark Tank.

That's bad. I'm sweating, I'm sweating. This has nothing to do with the show Shark Tank. I just have two, two applications I've recently discovered. I'm working with one of them, maybe both of them. And I need to pitch them to you. I need to tell you about both.

Because they, in my opinion, in my entire lifetime, they are the two craziest apps I've ever discovered. One might still be in beta. So I don't know if it's like possible to download it yet but a friend of mine created it and it is called fluid out okay i love it already isabella's like hello no isabella was there when um the guy was telling us about it and i swear to god she was like foaming at the mouth wait what is it it's like essentially all these rich men post. And someone's going to get murdered from this.

I'm not necessarily saying. They post trips, right? I think someone was telling us about this at Tao. Yes, yes, yes. They post a trip. Like a rich guy will be like, I'm going to the Hamptons. Didn't this exist or no? No.

From like August 5th to August 8th. And then girls send in their profiles and apply to be Flown out on the fucking trips slay I Would so I'm going to the Hamptons No it's like I don't know I think That's gonna end in murder you think so I think there has to be like some kind Of precautions that you take like maybe They have to do like a little I would

Hope so waiver situation so that one was Just like a funny little breadcrumb I wanted to share with you. But the next app has changed my fucking life. Okay. And I don't know if it's a good thing. No one wants to be around me anymore whenever I tell them about it.

I know what you're going to talk about. It's called ReClip, okay? Very, very valuable in Turks and Caicos, let me tell you. And I'm going to turn it on right now in order to, okay, it's on, to explain to you what this app does. When you have it on, so when you have the app open and running it is constantly recording everything that your phone can hear it doesn't have to be on the screen right it's it can just it's like fully like i could just be on my little like home screen okay it just has to

be like one of those tabs that's somewhere yes so like i could be on twitter and just like or or my phone could just be locked right here like this. Like boom. Like and it's not open on my phone. It's just like whatever. And it's constantly recording on a two minute loop. So it records everything for two minutes and then starts over. Everything for two minutes and then starts over. Everything for two minutes and then starts over. So if someone says something and you're like fuck I wish I captured that.

All you have to do is and and again, look at my phone. Like, I am just on my little home screen, just chilling. Open up the ReClip app and press clip. So now check this out. And it's not open on my phone. It's just like, whatever. And it's constantly recording on a two-minute loop. So it records everything for two minutes. it's just like whatever and it's constantly recording on a two minute loop so it that

could get everything for two minutes either really good or really bad really quickly i love it because we caught like we used it in turks and literally caught the funniest like things lila would say and stuff that were just like i cannot believe someone wasn't vlogging but like you i just did it to jeff and he was like i'm i never want to see you again. That's terrifying. Like, but I told him about it obviously before doing it. I think. Yeah. Are there like laws against that or something?

Um, I don't know. Um, but I met with the founders of it and I am working with them and I want to invest. I think it's a genius idea. They were telling me a lot of sweet things. Like someone caught like their grandmother's last words on reclip or their baby's like first steps and words and shit. my god how cute like there is really cute or like people use it for work like they're in a meeting it can be used for good but i just think putting it in the hands of the 12 of us is like use it for blackmail it's hilarious my not even not blackmail but like oh my god you said this. That was so embarrassing. You told this story. My very first thought was like, imagine you're in an argument with your boyfriend and you're

like this, this and this. And he's like, you didn't say that. And you're like, check this one out. Yes, I did. Like that is so. Oh my God, that would be amazing. And so when the reclip app is open, you know, on the iPhone, how like if you're on navigation, like the time at the top is like blue yeah like that like the time at the top like oh so it's like that like or if you're

on a facetime the time at the top is green or whatever if you're if your reclip is recording it's orange up at the top like that so now everyone in the friend group will just be like are you on orange are you on orange like that's hilarious now everyone in the friend group will just be like, are you on orange? Are you on orange? Like that's hilarious. Like, um, Chris came over last night and Ari just mouthed to me across the room.

Like be on orange. Hilarious. He was probably just like, um, I think I said a whole lot of things that are really going to negatively affect me, but that's usually how this godforsaken podcast works. If you want to date me, please do.

The tampon thing was a one-time thing. The tampon thing will never, ever, ever, ever happen again. Mark my words, please. And I do not have a Chernobyl pussy. Bye, guys. we love you when you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face.

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