Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 44: Tana made $ 160,000 in 3 minutes doing THIS TikTok trend - Ep. 44

Episode Date: July 21, 2023

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Same game, parlays, it's all fine You'll put a smile on your face Bet on the sports you love with that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast once again. Sorry Erin. It's been a rough week. Has it? I've had the best week.

Do you know that Omari always does that? Like I'll be like I feel sick and he'll be like I feel fine and the other day I finally after like seven years of this called him out for that I was like that is not how you respond to someone. Yeah I'm sorry I couldn't help it. But it's you should have a good week that's amazing he should feel fine but it's you should have a good week that's amazing he should feel fine but it's just that that was just like weird weird timing yeah okay so what happened what was wrong with your week I've been saying this across the past couple episodes and maybe I'm just you know finally reaping all the karma for my terrible decisions across my life but this year's bingo card is just unlike anyone I've ever had and I actually can't talk about what's happening right now at all because

of legal issues and my safety which is paining me so heavily that's fair but because it is it is the story time of the century and the second that I can talk about it I will and it is just yeah it's the story time of the century or I'm gonna end up on Dateline but I'm trying to you're gonna love it so much Brooke's gonna be on this couch alone um kidding no yeah that's really like all I can say I am like documenting what's going on because I like I have this weird thing where I'm like if something absolutely terrible is happening to me I might as well document it because like what else you're gonna do that's basically my whole life yeah um and eventually it will be out there but um yeah that's fair I feel like it's's just another thing to add to the list. But here's what I will say.

I had a period like this, you know, recently for a couple months. It was like bad thing after bad thing after bad thing. And now it's over. And so many things that are just like out of my control. And I hate feeling like it's just raining and all these bad things are happening to me and I can't control it like what's next like and I'm just yeah and everyone always says like oh time will heal but it's like okay but when does it start because it's like it just keeps getting worse and worse and worse yeah that's I'm definitely in that period of life right now and

I'm trying to navigate that um I sent myself away to Malibu this past weekend. And then a bunch of bad things happened. So I had to come home. Bad things out of my control. But the intent was to send myself there for peace, relaxation, no temptations of L.A., no being able to call Chris Miles, no being able to call anyone, no being able to go out to a party, like just be isolated by the beach and not drink and not do anything. And I think I am I'm reentering my journey of sobriety. That's I think that's what's best. It, I just really came to the realization, like I had this really like insane night the other night where I like went

out to Ryan's birthday and then like got there at 6 PM. By the time I left Ryan's at 11 PM, I was doing unspeakable, illegal, terrible things. Went to my old house, like the hype house, old house.

They were having a pre-game there like another I got to Ryan's and I'd already taken like 10 shots and then took another 10 there and then took another like eight at like my old house then Diablo was DJing somewhere so I went there then I'm with Chris and Cody we're going to this place in LA called have you ever been I don't think so I've heard of it it's a club that opens at 2 a.m like you know how the liquor laws here like shut off like a is it like a secret it's like underground secret society club i'm definitely gonna have to bleep the name of it but essentially they open at 2 a.m so it's like if you're at the club and you still want to keep drinking and you want bottle service and a bar and you want to go out you go to this underground club that's open till like 6 a.m i wonder if they'll ever just change the liquor

laws like new york and have it they were supposed to that's what i thought too um and of course i know that because i'm insane but um whenever you set foot in one of those underground like illegal clubs that open at 2 a.m you just know like like that is the moment tana knew she fucked up you know and and then i went to an after party after that then i came back here and god you're agile i came back here and made a really questionable decision um oh no i don't even want to i can't i can't even talk about it it's um yeah and i didn't sleep after said questionable decision i woke up and i was like okay i have to get out of la because i feel like I'm going through so much right now where I'm like,

it's very easy to fall into the trap of like drowning your problems out, you know? Yeah, that's true. It's like a horrible cycle. Cause like I'll do the same thing where I'll like, you know, drink or get like just so obliterated one night. And then the next day I'm like, I have to stop. But like, I have so much anxiety about it and like so much like remorse that i'm like oh gotta do it again it just becomes this which i think is just alcoholism yeah and it just becomes this extreme loop and la is like a terrible black hole that like i feel like the energy in la almost feeds off of broken people who like need that like need need to go out every night, need to abuse substances. That's where all the money comes from.

Yeah. And so I got out of L.A. to get away from that and clear my head and kind of embark back on a better journey and deal with my problems the good old fashioned way with therapy and whatever. But then terrible, more, more terrible things happened out in Malibu that I can't wait to talk about. So I had to come home. Okay. Well, I, I respect your willingness to go and the intent was there.

And I feel like that's your head's in a good place. Yeah. Cause I just know this can't like be my life and I'll get on like a really good path and then bad shit will happen. And the way I like deal with bad shit is like more bad shit. Like I'm almost like a masochist to myself. Like I'll hurt myself 10 times more than anything else is hurting me. And I just like go down such an insane path.

And I feel like I just have so much unresolved trauma and things I need to actually work through. And it's crazy how easy it is to just numb that. But I'm trying not to. and I'm hoping it will be a we'll see yeah I feel like therapy will help I need to get back for sure I mean I'm doing well right now actually I'm like I'm like very happy I'm like doubled my dose um but I'm like on this like therapy like childhood trauma therapy tiktok now and i'm like wow like who knew it's just and i feel like i do this too like i'll go to therapy of over like a major event and then i'll stop going and then i'll be like i'm fine and then more bad shit happens and then i'm in the like i'm fine mindset

and then you just wake up one day and you're like oh my god yeah but you're supposed to see keep going when you're fine i think that's the problem it's like people it's like getting off antibiotics like before you know you run out for the chlamydia is gone yeah it's just it's like it's still dormant it's dormant the trauma is dormant whether whether you feel it or not so so so dormant oh my spray channel my foot is not giving wait i have to pee sorry god jesus christ okay welcome back Wait, I have to pee. Sorry. God, Jesus Christ. Okay. Welcome back. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I feel like I need to check my book.

I was just telling Aaron, I tried to do a little sobriety run. It was like, I wasn't taking it super seriously just because, like, honestly, alcohol isn't really the worst of my issues. Yeah. Then I had to drink because I went on a date, and lord knows i'm not going on a date sober yeah i honestly you'd be really proud of me i have been also on a dating cleanse oh good since i've decided to be on this journey um i feel like that can sometimes be worse like on you then it's crazy too like when you stop reciprocating people's like mediocre energy like people just being like hi or like what are you

doing tonight or like whatever you know yeah no sorry if you stop reciprocating all energy like that like you see the people that actually really want you and pursue you and are checking on you if you are being healthy and stuff which I think sorry I'm so out of breath there's so many stairs here so many stairs it's so stupid oh my god damn no it was crazy i ran up them so fast like who did i think i was like usain bolt like walk like i just saw stars prime almost came out of my nose just now what did you say high school track train you i i've let a high school track train me in a different way though sorry whoa i don't even know what that means like letting a track team run a train on you but it was a joke i've never actually tana just told me the other day she goes i've never had a train ran on me i'm like

first of all i can and i know that i never can okay i was gonna keep going on the sobriety and health talk but we can oh no you go ahead and keep going on that the train is not important no no no i know but i just i'm now i know i need to get it off my chest because you brought it up okay the other day ty was like tana would you ever let people like run a train on you like four guys and i was like yes it's my dream it's like my biggest thing like it's the only thing that i just like really haven't done and i would really love to do but but to all of the people that are clipping this i have not and i will not and i know first of all if whoever's clipping it already ended the clip was over it's so true um i know that i can't like societally the way that people would look at you the rumors

that would spread about why would they know and because because look at trevor wallace and bryce hall and so true you would have to do somebody with um discretion but but for the sake of the story give me your dream train right now i don't think i have one my dream train is just a train i want it to be like all now you have to have a little more we were dying laughing the other day at the idea of like lining up like the last five guys i've like talked to or dated and that was the train and it's so funny how they're all completely could not like it looks like you like picked out one person from like every little walk of the world like i i really have no type like the last couple people you know that i've been i guess i don't either like no like like imagine a train lineup of like the last like five people you've slept with i don't even know how it would

just it would look like i don't even know i can't remember the last five people i've slept with trying to get at it's been a long time too i'm in a major major dry spell right well i'm entering the dry spell i really am To get back to our healthiness I just feel like I was letting too many And I don't mean like sexually I just mean in general Spending time with people Going on dates with people

Like letting too many people Soak up my energy And also me soaking up theirs And like I really just need to focus on myself So I am in a dry phone era Like I'm trying to be i'm trying to ignore everyone and you know me the best person who's willing to wait through and support that win well that's the thing they're gonna like fall off on their own you know what i mean what did

they say rotten fruit will fall on its own that was beautiful bro thank you that's what i say about all the people that i don't like but like you i don't have to tell anyone else not to like them because like they'll figure it out that was beautiful falls on that was really really beautiful um yeah so last night we went to dinner by the beach as we were it started like the dinner reservation started as just like a fun dinner reservation like oh tana's by the beach we're all gonna go visit her and then all this bad shit started happening so it turned like we're all dressed in like nice dresses heels like we're so excited to be there and then the bad shit kind of starts unfolding across this dinner and so then it just turned into this like big group meeting and um the waitress was like a super big fan of the podcast and everything and she came up to me

at the end of dinner and she said the craziest stuff to me like she was just like I appreciate how you guys are so self-deprecating but like I know that's not who you are and I feel like like who you are to the core like I know that you do love yourself and you just like don't talk about your struggles enough and like all that type of thing and it's just it made me like we definitely should shine a light on healthy things more than we do I think I appreciated what she said yeah I would love to like get honestly more into like talking about serious stuff but I just feel like we were together so often we are so close that it's almost like we already have talked about all those things yeah and it's just like it's so much easier

to bring up the funny shit you know what i mean yeah like gay son thought daughter yeah it's and it always works well you went speaking of i guess when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course their rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, Paul A's, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with BetRivers Sportsbook. Take a chance. Must be 19 plus. Available in Ontario only.

Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Speaking of family trauma, childhood trauma, you went home to Arizona. I did. I brought Lila and Natalie home to Arizona. The fact that we all have families so accepting that we can, like Lila told me at one point she was, what was she telling your mom? What was she saying in front of your mom?

She was saying she. Well, you guys obviously know my family's like really crazy. My mom's like especially crazy. And Lila said or was like going on this. She was giving a toast as she does. And she's like, I love, you know, that Brooke has been with me since I was robbing the grocery store and, you know, stealing all my groceries and couldn't afford this. And my mom looked at her and she goes goes did you see how many presents I brought oh I still haven't met your mom I don't know nobody so that that's what was so crazy about it

is like Lila and Natalie were the first two people to ever meet my family yeah like at all I've never ever introduced a single friend to anybody in my family for i mean no obvious reasons like i don't not that it's like so shameful or anything but i have never had friends that like were like accepting and fun and yeah just like had faced any sort of adversity all like as soon as i got with my grandparents i was around like very like normal people with normal lives and normal upbringing yeah so they would have been fucking terrified if i brought them yeah my family and that is the nicest way possible that is one good thing about our friend group is even even though we're insane being insane does

create for such an accepting environment you know like we're so crazy that we're not judging anyone for anything which i think is good and i felt bad like literally probably four different times someone would pull me aside and be like it's so special that you like brought them because like like you're you're not ashamed to show them like blah blah and i was like i felt so bad because it was like honestly i what i was for so long i was like so ashamed of that you can't feel guilty for that though i know like a normal but they were so happy and my mom loved they loved lila loved natalie we're gonna go back every year we went for like a my cousin's daughter's birthday party yeah it's her first birthday and like swear to god I'm gonna we're gonna be at her sweet 16 we're gonna like we have to go back no it's gonna be

like our new thing because it was so fun like I had such FOMO one good thing about if Lila goes on a trip with someone that I can't go on or I'm not there Lila sends like 48 videos a minute of like what's going on so I was in New York and I was just like I felt like I was there I was getting like the live recap and I had so much fucking FOMO it was so fun and I just I've I told you guys so many stories like really crazy stories that you guys are like there's no way that happened like there's no way that's true and like Tori my sister was making everything like so much worse because she first of all remembers more second of all like I leave out some things and like it's crazy she was telling us a story about a time she accidentally went to school with

a meth pipe in her pocket because it was like left around the house or in a in a jacket and what did your mom do just come pick her up yeah she came to pick her up i don't know if she's gonna like me telling that story but my mom's doing much better now yeah she's saying now but like just the craziest shit that like just shouldn't happen like i say to my friends and they're like yeah right absolutely on the plane ride home from turks you and me were doing that we were like You and me were sitting across from each other On the plane and we were Just sharing stories with like

Ari Like Ari and Lila and everyone They love our childhood stories because Ari had like I don't want to say normal childhood every family Has their issues and Lord knows Ari's got some issues but I'm saying just financially there was never an issue and I think that a lot of the things that like our parents did are is so like shocking to other people Lila too because Lila

came from like such a like golden retriever family she's like yeah no way but we were back like literally bouncing back and forth like oh my god your parents did that it reminds me of the time this oh my god this and we were doing it for like an hour and everyone was just like strapped to their seat looking at us with like like i think i already teared up at one point i was like that's crazy like to make you cry over my child that is absolutely not a real thing really funny but i love i love that i feel like that's what's kind of special because obviously like i mean you're literally my richest friend, but also the only friend I have that can relate on any level like in that regard. I'm trying to think of the stories that we told.

Do you remember? You told a good story about getting hit in the head with a MacBook charger. Oh my God. I'll never actually ever, ever, ever forget that. Like my grandma bought me a MacBook. First of all, like it wasn't even like, you know what I mean mean and just like she took out her last line of credit for that bless her heart rest in peace she was also really terrible in so many ways so i mean i i does i deserve that that was like a compensation macbook like please don't go to the police macbook yeah um and this is like

a macbook nonetheless it was how i started my youtube channel was the only reason i could and that was like all i wanted so it meant a lot to me and i'll never fucking forget my family got in this huge fight and i'm not gonna say how because that's how you get sued so this is all alleged um the macbook brick hitting me so hard in the head that it broke the macbook brick see that is like not even okay like imagine a macbook brick coming flying across the room and hitting you so hard in the head that it breaks the brick and not your head. Yeah. You must have a skull of steel.

I think I do. Maybe that's why I like getting like hit. Or maybe the MacBook. Yeah. Honestly, that like head trauma is probably the reason you like getting hit. And there's a lot of shit going on up here for real. There were like funnier ones, though. And I can can't i can't either you were told a really good one i'm trying to think i told a story i remember like we never had a car and like i remember my mom like

borrowed a car from somebody one time and the brakes didn't work so you have to get out at every stoplight and like i don't know what she was doing like i think she had to like use the emergency brake to actually stop the car but if it was red she didn't care like she's going and like think about like me and my sister like just in the car and it's just rolling through the lights and like how when you get somewhere how does that work i guess emergency brake right i don't know yeah that'd work a lot of it it's hard because mine like i was with my grandparents since that like from nine on so like some of it i don't even really remember but Tori will tell stories like and I'm like oh my god I forgot yeah anything I can think of is just like super dark and we probably shouldn't get

into I know well that's hard too because like I tell him now and I'm like he that's so funny and everyone's like um I don't think that's funny and that's such a bad problem with me like whenever I tell a story about my childhood literally at all everyone's like oh I learned that early on that's why I that's why I'm so like adamant about telling stories in our group now because I didn't get to tell them ever I told like three stories when I got with my grandparents and I realized that it was like people didn't like that and I was like okay maybe better not better not I don't think we've told this story on the podcast before but the vegas thing one time tan and i were staying in a hotel room together in vegas there was like a living room

in a bed a bedroom and i was the first to get home so i was sleeping in the bed this was my boyfriend i'm not her boyfriend so she at the time or she like pulled out the little futon in the in the living room okay so kindly and the way that the door was it was like a glass door it was like a foggy glass door so you couldn't actually see through it but like you turned the flashlight on on your phone and it was dark in there so she was doing like shadow puppets on the ceiling but it was just her sucking dick and it was like i couldn't see it i couldn't physically see her but since she'd put her flashlight on it was like like it was projected

onto the ceiling monster penis so it really made for like well first of all with the shadow puppet it was fucking 10 feet long i think okay but i was just laying in bed like oh my god do i like do i make movement like she like do i tell her but it was like it was just laying in bed like, oh, my God, do I like do I make movement like she like do I tell her? But it was like it was just a shadow, but just really crazy. I thought you're going to tell a different story where me, you and Chris Miles. Yeah, I don't watch. But we learned our lesson about telling that story. Well, I was just going to say that we all watch porn together in a Miami hotel room. OK, but that was like it wasn't just regular porn. It wasn't like to get us like horny.

OK, it was like very unique porn it wasn't like to get us like horny okay it was like very unique porn that we were like curious about can i tell a story absolutely so i was in vegas with two of my buddies to go see like a concert for somebody and um you know what or when we were youngest or something like that it's like some emo oh when we were young yeah and it got canceled and we didn't know what was going on so we were gonna go see something else and um but we went to this club it was like emo night in vegas and terrifying my buddy ended up talking to this girl it's like 3 a.m they go back to our house our hotel room and our hotel room is like just two queen-size beds with like the bathroom's like a sliding barn door my My one buddy's passed out on one.

I'm going to sleep on the other. And he's like, oh, I'm going to go to this girl's hotel room. It's like a half mile walk. It's 3 a.m. at this point. I'm like, okay, fuck it. I'm going to sleep. Wake up at 5. I'm like, oh, he's back.

Oh, he has somebody with him. I don't know how that's going to happen, but they go to the bar, the bathroom, and they do their shit. I'm like turning the AC on and off so I can't fucking hear anything that's kind wait oh but he come he talks to me the morning after apparently he she asked him to like close his eyes just randomly at one point he was like okay that's weird and he like glanced down she took her teeth out she's like 22 by the way i mean he said it was the best thing he's ever had like dentures oh so she gave a toothless head yeah i bet that's amazing remember trevi would always say toothless gagless throat fuck like that's the vibe that you want to give so i bet it's probably the best

blowjob oh you said it was amazing i have dentures tomorrow no my okay wait low-key my sister has dentures by accident well because of her like she got in a bad car accident and like shattered the bottom half of her face so she lost her teeth and she can't get new ones yet so they just like she can just take them out and do that too it's crazy because i can think of the caliber of men that would be like so into that and it's like more more so my type yeah i don't know i don't men that would be like do not do that but that's crazy but did you think he wasn't gonna notice i don't know that's how i feel right now taking in and out of my invisalign yeah i'm like hold on a second should we get dentures it could be fine

do you know that i was i was talking to this guy and a while ago and i asked him how he lost his virginity and he told me like this just reminded me of that that he was in a hotel room with two clean beds with his mom and brought his girlfriend and his mom was like awake and he just like went in the bath and was like we're gonna shower and fucked his girlfriend like in the shower like one like centimeter away from his like awake mom like reading a book oh my god i would never i would never like people have stories of like their parents being home even i wouldn't have done i was like so scared when i was younger even now i just think that's fucking weird i think that's really weird too but i guess when you're young i guess they're just like They just want to make it happen

That's fair Yeah so Amari saw me have sex You saw your family Yeah Imagine Amari with like pom-poms cheering you on I really also imagine I know he puts up like a card Like 10 out of 10

Yeah I just He remembers more than I do But I think it was a good time on all ends And everything's good Well that's good At least you're getting some Except we are you are practicing celibacy now yes and maybe not necessarily celibacy just not feral behavior moving with intent moving with thought okay yeah quitting cold turkey isn't reasonable anything really you know what I mean like a sip of beer

so I'm not fucking dying trembling shaking all right going out in LA surrounding myself with people who do bad things making and just being around like enabling behavior as well people who enable bad behavior I think that I'm really actively choosing who I'm surrounding myself with right now and if it's not people that are gonna like make me better I just know I can't be around them and eventually I can like I did 75 hard, I was spending so much time around people like drink this, do this. Let's go out. And I was like, no, no, no, no. But I think the first like week of it is so or like two weeks of it is so like. I found out really quickly because it was like I was just for a second.

I was like, you know what? I'm just going to try not drinking for a little. And like maybe it's just because people don't know in the beginning how serious you are about it so they'll just be like oh shut up like fucking take a drink or whatever but it's like i want to be like okay fine yeah and i'm like god i i'm well i'm so easily persuaded too well and just seeing people like when you so heavily associate that with having so much fun you have the mindset of like oh my god they're having so much fun and i'm not right now should i join them and have so much fun? And then eventually when you kind of get out of that headspace and you're

like, wait, that life isn't fun. Yeah. And being healthy is fun. Being up early is fun. Being your best self is fun. Working hard is fun.

Like having wholesome fun that you remember and don't make awful decisions is fun. Then it's like, you can see that clearly. But I think in the first couple of weeks, that's why I was like sending myself to Malibu and Chick-fil-A. I know that I'm never going to like embark on this journey unless I like get the fuck away from things.

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Oh, that's exciting. Every single time I start a sobriety journey, I have a flight that day. And for anyone who has ever tried to go sober, I just think airports make it so much harder. Like, because what do you do when you get to the airport? Well, that's not actually what everybody does. It's just what you do That's fair but not just me

Me and everyone I know That's true but I got it from our group You go to the bar an international flight You want to drink wine to like fall asleep Yeah that's true but take three Benadryl and call it a day Oh absolutely and that is the goal And the plan it's just so weird Every single time I've ever started a sobriety journey I have a flight that day and it

like makes it 10 times harder it is like a bad coincidence like but it definitely also tests your like like if I can do it at this airport I can do it at a dinner if I can do it at this airport I can do it yeah and this will be fun it's just you and Paige going so I feel like it's not gonna be you're not gonna be like super tempted can I say something it's not going to be, you're not going to be like super tempted. Can I say something that's going to offend a lot of people? Well, sure. That's the new intro. And let me preface this, okay? Maybe I just haven't been shown what there is to love.

And that's, I'm also from America and I'm terrible but I hate London really so fucking much oh that's sad I wanted to well I've never been but I wanted to like it why is the sky always gray oh me that's so me I love that British people hate American people so much or at least like me and I get it I'm like blonde I'm like oh my god like I I'm so American I'm so LA I'm so like I could see why a British person would hate me but it would get to the point when I would be in London for long periods of time that I would like perfect my British accent so that I could go out and people would treat me like nicer than they would treat me if I didn't have one. Yes, fake accent.

But like they hate, like you could literally be like, can I get a coffee? And they're like, here's your coffee. It's so amazing. And I could be like, can I get a coffee? And they're like, hold on. Like it's like. How crazy.

Like they just like fucking hate Americans so much. Why is the food? And I don't, I know that American food is filled with MSG and terrible things and you become accustomed to it and you like it. But like the food in Italy is amazing. The food in anywhere else in Europe is amazing. The food in Ireland is amazing. The food is amazing in Australia.

I've never had a meal in london that did not give me bubble gut surprise but also simultaneously tasted like cardboard like a birthday card the mcdonald's if it's gonna make you shit yourself it needs to be good the mcdonald's is bad why is the mcdonald's there bad that's i now that i i don't even believe how do you fuck up mcdonald's could never be bad bad and why is the airport giving fort knox pentagon like level security like oh do you know that i there was a day in my life when i was on tour i was probably like 18 or 19 years old and when you're flying around the world on tour, you're bringing merchandise with you, right? And this might be a bit of an illegal thing to say, but it's true.

You have to have separate licenses in every country in order to bring and sell something there, which is so weird if you think, like in the concept of touring, it's like I can't bring my merch to my show and sell it. Yeah, I guess that is so weird if you think Like in the concept of touring It's like I can't bring my merch to my show and sell it Yeah I guess that is really weird And the venues are like painfully down to sell it They don't want to see your license

They don't want to whatever But so when you go through the customs You're trained like before you go on tour And this is for all touring artists as well So I'm just saying like This isn't something that I was just taught Or I just made up Like every touring artist does this for the most part Unless I guess you saying like this isn't something that I was just taught or I would I just made up like every touring artist does this for the most part unless I guess you're like Taylor Swift you know

but like any lower level touring anyone you get to the customs and they ask you are you here for business or pleasure and you say pleasure because otherwise if you say business you're going to be questioned for like 12 hours and then they ask you If they ask you about the merchandise That you're bringing You say you're gonna be giving it out That you're gonna be giving it away Not selling it Not selling it

And so they briefed Our entire tour staff on this For our international tour And we board this plane to London And we land And I land in London I will never fucking forget this At like probably 10 a.m.

and my show was like I think it was probably 9 a.m. and my show was that night like at like 10 or 11 p.m. or something like that and we get there and we all get through customs and I'm not gonna say this guy's name but I wish I fucking could because I just I will never fuck and he was just such a fucking idiot like who hired him he he got fired after this not by me by the touring company by the touring company um and he'd already been briefed and he gets up to customs and he's holding all these shirts that we're gonna sell and they go and keep in mind we all just went through are you here for business or pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure we're clearly a group and he says are you here

for business or pleasure business what are you gonna do with these shirts they're merchandise this is my touring artist they take us all to the london airport jail the london airport jail i don't know if anyone's ever been to the london airport jail it is not a travel destination it is like 30 cots 30 green little cots in like a room and they take your phones they take all your stuff and they sit you on these cots it's freezing fucking cold and it was like me Ashley Jordan I don't even know who else was there and we're laying on these cots like just shivering there's no food there's one bathroom in the middle of the room I kid you not like from where you're sitting to like me that's just like one little door and like everyone has to use it and keep in mind all of the other people in this airport jail are there for like

drug trafficking or they're there for like doing something terrible on a plane or they're there for doing something like so fucking awful and i'm just like i have a show tonight i just need to sell my shirts like i don't even know hadn't slept the whole flight like flu sitting up was just like i'm gonna take a nap today in my hotel room and then I'm gonna do my show whatever so I'm gonna ball on this airport cot for like seven hours just shivering shaking back and forth I remember at one point they brought me goldfish and not even goldfish British goldfish which are awful they can't even fuck with like they can't make goldfish right they don't feed you they don't feed you and, so they're bringing all of us one by one into these questioning rooms, interrogating the shit out of me for like 10 fucking.

I would have been fucked because I'm so bad at lying. I would have been like, well, no, I wasn't even lying at that point. I was just like, listen, I have a show tonight and we're trying to sell these shirts. Like, can you take the shirts? Like, I'll just have no merch. Like, just let me make it to my show. Like, I need to get to my show. Yeah.

And they're questioning all of us. They're questioning like Ashley. She obviously doesn't know shit about why she's fucking here She's tagging along With me to London Like putting everyone In a room whatever We ended up getting

The permit like expedited Within those hours And I got to my show As the doors opened And had to do it Like in my airport outfit Like disheveled and whatever But it's like

I have so many memories Like that At least you had a story to tell That's fair I did tell that story Actually on stage that night But I just have So many weird memories like that

Yeah just bad taste in your Mouth for London and the airport Maybe you'll change your mind this time Maybe you'll have a really good London meal and yeah And just hopefully people will be nice And it'll be fun I get so fired up I don't want to go but I'm excited for

What I'm doing out there so I have to go yeah I think it'll be fun it'll be exciting I get so fired up I don't want to go But I'm excited For what I'm doing out there So I have to go Yeah I think it'll be fun It'll be exciting And it's a good opportunity To get away from The temptations of LA Again I agree

The less time I can spend In this city Is probably a slay Trevi nodding off camera Trevi I think Is going with me Trevi is my New sponsor

You do need a sponsor Like I want to see Like low key a baby You know how I had to Have a babysitter for a while Yeah I think I'm at that point Because everyone just knows I'm low-key a baby You know how I had to have a babysitter for a while Yeah I think I'm at that point Because everyone just knows I'm on the brink

And That's how I was I needed somebody constantly Yeah Look at me now We shot that podcast episode last week Where I Actively chose

To make the first half An open conversation about some people dating and I said it on the podcast too I was like I hate that I'm wearing no makeup because I know that mod son and whoever else is you know this is about is gonna see this and now I'm doing it again but like you could have put a lash on tana you could have put a fucking lash on because you know it's in the fucking group chat and you know his friends are like she looks beat anyway like oh my god like but just like put the fucking lash on at least you know at least just go down better than this but um you know that if someone wrongs me or comes at me incorrectly

or a breakup or even a friendship thing I I will sit down and take the time to open my notes app and write an MLA formatted essay as my response to a person And I had never really met my match at someone that does that until Mond. I mean, he's a writer at heart. He's a musician. He's a writer. That's what he does, you know? So the podcast last week had been up for three and a half hours,

and I received a text so big you have to click it to open it. And I do that to others, you know, so I understand that that may be my karma, if you will. And in the text, he said, and I quote, I'm sure this will end up on next week's episode, LOL. You know, what's really funny, too, is he's like this whole text is huge. As you can see, it's it's fucking gigantic. He started the text off by saying, sent your video by multiple people. Just watched. Loved it.

Like saying loved it. Loved it. And then obviously going into why he hated it. And then sent 48,000 lies and gaslighting statements that really have me beside myself. He actually, I will give it to him, gaslit me so hard that I read that text and almost was like, am I wrong? I will give it to him. Like, that's one thing he is very, very good at is words and the ability to make someone question if they are wrong and what a talent i've been wrong before i met my match in that regard you know and so i'm actually about to

spend this entire flight to london tomorrow drafting your response drafting a response that purposefully will be double the size of his good and just breaking it all apart do you know that i actually started i've never done this before by the way um every time i send one of these long ass texts i send them to the group chat like everyone loves to read because i really go out of my way like i will sit there on a thesaurus and be like synonyms for lying synonyms for you know synonyms for mad like i will make sure that it is like Absolutely like a college Would accept it like that's just So I always send them to the group chat because people like love them

And the last time I did it It was because It was actually a work related thing like someone that we were Working with was just like very very wrong and mistreating Paige and so I went out of my Way to send them a novella series As to why that's not okay Amari was making a

joke like that for the bullet points that you're sending in this series it would be so funny if you like included photos and screenshots and time stamps and so I've actually already started this oh you're along with my response back to him I am going because it is so clear that he has things a bit jumbled up Timeline wise Okay you should You should literally Draw it out for him I've already started

I am making A graphic An actual timeline Like a timeline Of dates and times With graphics and screenshots That support my evidence You are hilarious

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I understand that it's a frustrating thing to have someone podcast about you. And, you know, he's talking about that. He's like, you made a video about me before and you made another video about me again. This is now countless videos where you've made it about me before and you made another Video about me again this is now countless Videos where you've made it about me and I have no room To tell my story etc first of all you Know what they say fool me once Fool me twice like yes you

Knew after the first time that that was a possibility If you were gonna do something shitty absolutely And I read that and for a second I'm like damn He has he might have a point here and then I go Karma so true You wrote an album damn, he has, he might have a point here. And then I go, karma? So true. You wrote an album called Internet Killed the Rockstar and confirmed to me that I am internet.

I'm sorry that we tell our stories differently or that you maybe don't like what I said, but like. Yeah, so what if you, maybe you had to call in it and if it were a song, he would accept it. Yeah, like I'm sorry there was no melody and chorus to the way you fucked me over Suck a dick No you

I'll get fired up If I keep talking about it But I decided I think like definitely Of course there's like Times where both of you Are wrong in this situation

But I think his Definitely outweigh you In this particular scenario I agree Fully He also just DM'd you On TikTok Which is really fucking i think

it was a genuine accident it was like one i'm sure you do bro it was one of those like send a wave three waves though when you send a wave it says one way no it doesn't it since three because i've accidentally done it to people and i'm like oh my god how do i write this wrong it's just really hard for me to look at it like an accident but i'm sure it was listen no mindy here he can't get mad at you for sharing your truth online that's a big boy right there holy fuck i hope you guys know that every single time we shoot with this fucking door open so many bugs come into this room and they gravitate towards the ceiling because the lights are all facing towards the ceiling and my biggest fear on this planet is bugs we shot last week's episode i shit you not with 35 motherfucking bees

in here like i had like i had a honey farm and a beekeeper suit on and aaron's like face your fears face your fears and i just hope you guys know that we love you so much that we are willing to shoot in the ant farm and helicopter pad for you. Yeah. What's going on out there? Oh, my God. Why does it sound like it's in the yard? So I have the genius idea, though, that once I draft my response, how fun would it be if we got all dressed up in gowns and read his text to me and my text back as spoken word?

Wait. Amazing. I thought you were going to say, like, showed up to his house and read it to him like a, like served him. No, I'm sure. Could you imagine what if you had him like had somebody serve him like you were like divorcing him, but like instead it's just a timeline. Like literally probably Babbel's doing right now. So you have any topics in your life that you'd like to discuss but i have one that i want to bring up because you have been and i think a lot of people are going to agree with you in the comments and i just want to preface this by saying like morals are a thing and she's dope for that and i know you're all gonna be like bro i'm so proud of you for not settling for what you don't want.

But I just want to discuss that from my perspective, this has been the most painful thing to watch you do. Ever! Fuck. Ever! It breaks me, it shatters me, it shatters me whole. It's so fucking hard for me to fucking water my body. You are so drama. I really am.

I didn't have to do all that, but it was fun. At all. And here's the thing, dude. If you wouldn't fuck like a crackhead off Hollywood Boulevard because you like dis personality, I wouldn't be so mad at this, you know? Yeah, I think that's the issue is i've shown that like my standards are pretty non-existent in other areas and then this

is the one standard that you have decided to put the all hail solid gold gavel in the courtroom down on no i won't do this and i think it's so crazy so brooke went out to the club the other night and this guy that a lot of us know a billionaire or a multi-multi-millionaire i don't know he has a lot of money so so much money brooke goes out to the club the other night and he's like buying signs that say her name he ends up they're leaving the club and he spends what three $3,000? Yeah, he bought all the flowers. You know how they walk around with the flowers outside? He bought them all and he said, go home, have a good night. $3,000 in flowers.

It was stacked up taller than her. If you stacked every single bouquet of flowers on its side, it was taller than Brooke. It would take up like three kitchen islands. Such a sweetie. The amount of roses. So he's just actively pursuing Brooke. Oh God, it hurts me so much so he's so nice like and I

actually like him like I like I spent that night with him like you know we were just talking and stuff such a good personality so nice but like I have a non-negotiable problem with like him which is he's too flashy like he literally is so obnoxiously flashy and i know that's so dumb it's like okay if you have money you can spend it however you want but like that's my biggest ick is like extreme displays of wealth that like you wouldn't have if nobody saw them like you'll post on like a jet home yeah but that's funny it's like haha like lord and everybody knows that I'm not paying for that jet home. OK, thanks, mom. I just don't like like like she's like 17 Cartier bracelets on your like it just is tacky to me. I don't know why. I understand.

But I guess it's like we're so willing to rebrand or, you know, push men in different directions for so many things. Don't you think you could date him and say, take off the bracelets and he'd listen? I actually did. I told him the first day I met him I was like that is so obnoxious I was kind of mean I literally was like you have to take those bracelets off it's embarrassing next day he showed up no bracelets it's that simple so then I'm at dinner with you and we had just shot a podcast and we're like sitting down we're eating at dinner and i start getting blown up from some third party um what's the word middlemen mediators texting me saying hey this guy let's let's call him bob bob wants to why do i get bob i don't know i was thinking about bob saget and how he's dead and it makes me sad. Aw, rest in peace. Edgar. Edgar.

Edgar texts me. So much worse than Bob, whatever. Edgar is text, like having someone else text me. Would Brooke rather go on a date with me? Horseback riding in Malibu. That's date option one. What? Date option two.

Would she rather take my helicopter to Catalina Island and go shopping for the day and have a great day? Date option three. I know she wants me to be more low key. He's changing. Well, if he knows that, then why is he offering a helicopter? Get on the motherfucking helicopter. Go somewhere. What the fuck? And then the third option is just like a fucking stupid picnic on the motherfucking helicopter go somewhere what the fuck and then the third option is just like a fucking stupid picnic on the beach i don't even want to fucking talk about

anymore i respect him for giving me two out of three options that are like reasonable dates it's just like i have already been so i honestly was on it i told him i was like i to be honest like that's just not really my vibe like that's not what i'm into and then he offers a helicopter date i'm like you're not getting it but maybe you're not getting it have we ever thought about that and here's the thing if he's some awful piece of shit no he's so fucking nice but here's the thing this goes this goes back to what i was kind of talking about last week where it's almost like i know it's a major major problem that i have but it's like i will always find something wrong with the guy who's like genuinely interested in me and that's so dumb and i know it and i'm like looking at it as an outsider i'm like you are an idiot there's nothing wrong with this man but i can't watch it's i don't know it's like

a mental thing yeah but it's just like get on the fucking helicopter please and it's like why if you're not gonna like can i can i i told you you could i just like it's not like i lord knows how i take a breakup so if i see something in somebody right away that i know i'm not gonna tolerate long term i'm not wasting my time on a date the security at like walmart could tell you have a nice day and you'd blow him why can't you do that yeah because he's probably funny he would probably make a good father he probably doesn't he doesn't fucking post fucking doing this outside a jet like it's just not my vibe but listen he's good he's gonna be amazing for somebody one of you guys fuck it it's like i'll take it i don't know who knows i could change my mind i could go

on a date with him and like it could be amazing but like just i just think this could be really good i love listen i love money okay i let that be known i love money and i would love to be with a man with money but there's such a huge difference to me that with like in like somebody who is like that where it's like everybody needs to know how much money I have I need to like flaunt it so much I need to wear a million bracelets I need to drive a g-wagon I need to buy Justin Bieber's house and like somebody who has a lot of money and is quiet about it I agree with that and I obviously fully like you know it's Hypocritical of me because obviously a Lot of my job that I've now looped

Everyone into is kind of but that's a Displaying things but I guess if my job Wasn't being it like an influencer and I Just made money so regular individual And I just made a bunch of money I would I like wouldn't even have an Instagram So I understand the like like I Definitely gravitate more towards a man Who does not feel the need to display his wealth

for society's approval however i think that's such an easy thing to change it isn't no it isn't because it's like that's what i know that person cares about like i know that person cares so much about showing people how much money they have and that's a major character flaw but like have we've talked about the tink's fatal flaw theory right obviously on this channel have we and that yeah well no we haven't but basically the concept is like you find a fatal flaw in somebody and if you can like look past it like everyone essentially everyone has a fatal flaw like all your best friends you don't have that one thing that you hate that you wish you could could change, but you can't change everything about a person, you know? And you have to decide in the beginning whether it's acceptable to you or not.

And if you just, once you decide it's acceptable, you can never say anything about it again. But I have decided that is not acceptable. But, but listen, I did go on another date this week. I went on another date this week also with a very, very rich person who would wear, you know, a t-shirt and converse and call it a day. So that's my vibe. I still am going for the money. You know, as long as you're still going for the money.

No, I'm not. If you need me to build a bear, the other man. I want someone with money. Like if you need me to help you build a bear, the other man into wearing a Steve Jobs fit and delete his Instagram. I would love to do so you can build a bear him into your boyfriend build a boyfriend oh that's like a good concept i don't know where i could go with that build a bitch is a thing what was that bella porches song yeah it's a good song what she's late does she make music still i don't know but she really ate i love that should we

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about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge i am so excited to tell you about the topic that i have at hand it's actually the only thing that made me feel like we have a podcast today. Like it's the, I just, I can't get over it. Aaron, I'm going to send you a video. Um, so there's this girl, um, who blew up on Tik TOK and her name is pinky doll. Oh my God. Is this your live you were doing last night? It was so funny. I was cracking up. Her name is Pinky Doll. And she does what I believe is classified as, and I can't think of another word other than fetish, so I'm sorry in advance.

But like NPC, like fetish content. What's NPC? Like non-playable character. People call people NPCs when they say like, like, you know, in the video game when you're like a character and then like all the characters that just like no one's playing them.

It's just like, whatever. Like, have you ever like been in a restaurant and everyone looks like they're just like placed there? Like this, this happens to me a lot because I smoke a lot of weed, but you're just like,

everyone here is a fucking NPC or you'll be like that person I just met was a fucking NPC. Yeah. Yeah. But NPC fetishing is kind of like playing into that and people fetishize it like acting like a robot almost acting like whatever and so she started doing these tiktoks these tiktok lives and they went immensely immensely viral especially on twitter because twitter was like what the fuck is this bitch doing like blah blah blah like blowing up you know and these are the lives i'm gonna have him play this for you right now this is a clip of of what it is balloon grab grab grab grab coconut so good grab grab

grab grab balloon notice how she's also popping popcorn with a flat iron ice cream so good i love when she did oh oh thank you bc you got me feeling like a queen huh thank you shelby fire fire fire fire fire oh gang gang gang gang ice cream so good that's my favorite part i love game no can we please give me please thank you lilies that was so good coconut bath amazing okay i feel like i should have seen the vision oh thank you chris and you know what's crazy just like a complete side note i've watched her on live like in my own bed no one around for like 45 minutes like for some reason i can't look away dude i get that i have this disabled cat That I watch on live And I'll I'm dead fucking serious

Dude he just lays there And I will watch him For an hour at a time So I am just fully I am fully into this Without even knowing why Like I'm just like this crazy Chris Miles originally

Said this to me It's probably like ASMR Where it's just like Weird crazy chris miles originally said this to me and i was probably like asmr where it's just like weirdly like satisfied right no right so then i start seeing all these tiktoks about it as it's going viral the reason why she's saying those things like ice cream so good is because people are gifting her on tiktok live and so when people spend money on gifts on you on tiktok live like essentially you can go live and people can click these little emoticons to give you like gifts, which are like animated things that pop up on the screen. And essentially they cost like 99 cents. And then you make like 45 cents of that, like of the gifts.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. So every time she's receiving a gift, she's responding with like an NPC fetishized approval or reward or thank you of it. You know, so the ice cream. So good. They gifted her an ice cream. You know, like all of those are.

I'm doing it after this. thank you of it. You know, so the ice cream is so good. They gift her an ice cream, you know, like all of those are that. And so come to find out she is making on average, like six to $8,000 a live. And she's doing like three a day. So she's me and she's like 19 by a helicopter. And then she's on her tick tock, not being fully normal, but like pretty like nothing like that. Like,

do you know what I mean? Like, she's like, I want to talk to Cardi B. Like, Cardi B was in my life. Like, it's like more normal shit. And it's like, no, I don't give a fuck if everyone in the world thinks I'm a fucking NPC if I'm making 24 grand a day. What is that? Yeah, absolutely not.

And that's not minimum. That's like without 24 times 30. That's $720,000 a month. Am I correct? I don't know. Your calculator knows better than me. Yeah, but she's apparently been doing this and making a lot of money, not that much, until she went viral.

So like yesterday, Timbaland, like the singer or whatever, was like the number one gifter in her life for hours. Oh my God, how fun. There's like 40,000 people in her life. So now I'm assuming she's making like... Even more like double that you know what i mean god how fun she's cashing the fuck so now my whole tiktok for you page every live is other people doing this trisha was doing it all day today like everyone's doing this and so i'm gonna send you a video of me erin erin this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. I'm not kidding.

You did not do this. No, Erin, just look. It's so funny. We're going to get into it in a second. I was crying. I love when people do this to you. I will never, never hate on a bitch in her bag. So if you see me on live later today going gang gang gang gang ice cream so good

mind your fucking business gang gang gang gang bro so good wow that's pretty good popcorn you get the point right hot dog so so hot dog so good so i'm also one thing about me is when i find out how much money someone is making doing some outlandish shit obviously not like some illegal shit but i mean like something like that you'll dabble you know i'm gonna i need to know for myself in two minutes i made two thousand seven hundred dollars go live right two minutes doing that oh like normally the gifts come in like so like like slower you know like they come in slower because people are just gifting because they love you and they're like oh my god thank you lacy for the heart but everyone like wants to see you do that so they're just gifting gifting gifting gifting like what i made two thousand

seven hundred dollars in two minutes oh my god i wonder if there's like little kids who are like running up their parents card that don't know about it you know how like everybody did that on what's it called like fruit ninja or whatever absolutely but it's like imagine i did that for an hour do it for an hour two thousand seven hundred times 60 now who do you think you're asking it's 162 000 if i did that for one hour i would have made 162 000 coconut so good wow like why the fuck is anyone hating on this at all like i don't understand i think it's gonna become oversaturated pretty soon here so you better really jump on the boat but maybe it's just about the way you do it because i've seen so many i was gifting to people like because the way that they do it like everyone

like puts their own like touch on it okay and it, like, everyone, like, puts their own, like, touch on it. Okay. And it's, like. Maybe you need to add a new element, like a, like a cool outfit. I saw this girl doing it with her boyfriend, and it was so funny, because she'd be like, so good. And then he'd be like, so good. Like, he was, like, ad-libbing her.

And I was gifting them, like. I think I've spent the entire $2,700 on paying other people to do it, because I'm, like, so amazed by this being like a real thing in the new way that people in the industry are making money. I love that. Like, we just don't know. Like, like, for example, a month ago, if you told explain that to somebody, they'd be like, what the fuck are you talking about?

I wonder like how many things are being thought of right now. Like in a month, we're going to be like, what the fuck is this? It's because even when Chris originally sent me that girl, I was like, oh, she's off her rocker. That's crazy. And then come to find out she is on her rocker right on that rocker and the rocker solid gold like i can't even believe that's a real thing and i'm just so happy we got to talk about that i would have made 162 000 i think i'm gonna have to do it later i think you're gonna

have to go live again sister absolutely um let's see what else that would put a victorian child in a coma yeah yes it would 100 the island boys can't stop kissing um i did see that why were they making out and why is that not the only set of twins that i've seen make out i know that i just went on an entire tangent about getting your bag. But that is where we draw the line. But that is where I draw the line. Why? Why are they kissing?

I guess, like, here's the only thing I will say about it. No, but apparently it gets worse before you say something that's going to defend them you're right i'm not defending this to be clear it apparently gets worse on other websites worse like that one website you know keeps my lights on um but you're joking right that's a joke that's not a joke so the only thing I will say is like, since they are genetically identical, it's like pretty much the same as like kissing your own arm. Get, seek help. You're right.

I'm so confused. No. You're right. That's not, it's weird. It's weird. Don't do that. This sent me into this conversation. I was, I think it was also with Chris.

It's literally terrible. But no, it actually was with Ryan. You could just say your friend oh yeah that's so true this conversation with my pal um where it's like i would fuck a clone of me would you fuck a clone of yourself just to find out what it was like maybe but i would want to do it with like i wouldn't want to be in my own body when i did it like no i'd want to be in my own body and like a tana clone shows up and we just fuck like that'd be so fun but i would never fuck my sit like i just don't yeah that's the problem is like there's a personality there that's weird

yeah and that's someone that you also i was differentiating the fact that a clone would just show up and like leave like you they grew up together yeah well a clone would have your same personality too right wait i'm confused like this is the same way i probably end up fighting my clone actually i didn't even think about the personality have you heard stories about like twins hooking up with a guy together i think that's fucking weird too yes like the those two twins that were married to hugh hefner are crystal and something yeah or they they both dated hugh hefner at the same time for like a really long time and I remember even just being like 15 but did they ever like hook up with him at the

same time I don't know I know they went on some documentary and they told everything but I we should have Holly Madison on I want to have Holly Madison on so bad her life story is my absolute favorite ever she's my favorite human love her yeah no she watches the whole conversation before this she's like yeah nope probably not probably not her vibes no she's really honest i think she would come on yeah i'd probably fuck me honestly looks off when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course bet rivers is the place over under money lines same game paulie's gets all fine you put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in

ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge it's like i supported the Island Boys up until this. Like that whole thing. That's where you went wrong. Well the whole thing of them like walking off impulsive and shit I did think was weird. I was like be less of a bitch like whatever blah blah blah. But like we do support.

But um. I was like okay they have all these tattoos and they're weird looking and people always hate on people like that. And sometimes there is a market to capitalize off of that. And like be yourself and you want to be that And that's cool But sometimes judgment Is right Sometimes And it's okay

I have quickly learned That the public Was correct For judging them I And you just know That it's one of those Things where they're

Getting all this attention Right now So they're feeding into it But like in ten years You're gonna need A straight jacket for that Yeah you can't undo that And if you don't Need a straight jacket For that yeah you can't and if you don't need a

straight jacket for that in 10 years like that's even scarier dude i have a major issue with that i was actually meaning to ask you this today like do you ever get scared that like we can't undo any of this like i was thinking about it on my little date i was like because he said like not that he's scared of going on the podcast but i told like know, everyone who goes out with us has to know it's a possibility. And like there are hundreds of hours of like footage of us just like saying the most outlandish things like we could never, ever erase that. I have had a couple spirals about that in life, but it was more in like my story time days or like the first couple times i got sued like now i just know like like when you just know you're too deep you're too deep and what else can you do yeah but i can't wake up one day and decide i want to be mysterious like and what sucks what i hate about it the most is like you know how like you know when you really want to know what an ex is up to

or what they're doing and what their lives like and like you know where they're at now yeah every person ever is gonna have the opportunity to literally know exactly like like i can't be mysterious at all i can't hide anything i never thought about it like that like oh what's santa doing that still like i was thinking about that in regard to my ex like i'm i have no fucking idea what he's up to, but he knows exactly what I'm up to. I hate that. It is scary. But anyway, death to him. Wipe your tears with the dollar bill.

Shade. Just kidding. Sorry. Terrible advice. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just in my I've accepted it and I'm here to work with you through that. And I guess true.

But imagine a lot of people leave this space. Yeah. You know, that's why a lot of people like over time, they're like, fuck, I don't want to do that anymore. But I don't know. I have fun. Yeah. I don't know.

I also don't. But imagine like Sophia Richie Grange. OK, imagine she has this big like rebrand blow up and then all of a sudden, you know, flash on TikTok. It's a video of her talking about burying a tampon on the beach. And I knew the tampon was going to get brought up into it, because as soon as you said that, that was exactly what came to my mind was the tampon on the beach and i knew the tampon was gonna get brought up into it because as soon as you said that that was exactly what came to my mind was the tampon story a lot of people in the comments agreed that it wasn't as serious as you thought it was a lot of people in the comments

need as much mental help as we do yeah let's all go back um cerebral yeah so the island boys are yeah um god the internet is just like a crazy mess right now. Lena the Plug and Adam 22. I saw like a little something on Twitter. What's going on? Adam and Lena do porn. Yes. They do it together.

Sometimes they invite girls in. Adam hooks up with all of the girls that they invite in. But shortly after they got married, they decided that it would be a fun endeavor for Adam to finally let Lena fuck a guy as well for porn. It didn't go well adam is getting clowned on the internet unlike anything i've ever seen oh no the memes are hilarious oh man we're gonna make it so she could never fuck another guy again and i think that's definitely what has happened i don't know

i have a lot of thoughts on this and I could get all like feminist, but it's like just so far gone. Well, that's kind of shitty. I don't know. I would, Lord knows, I guess it's different if that's your like job and your industry,

but like I could never. He tweeted out when you needed a job done, right? You call a professional. Oh my God. He tweeted that. And good for him. He like very much so has like jumped on the bandwagon of making fun of it as well i think a lot of people have a

lot of jokes about it as well because this man that came in to do the job done professionally get the job done professionally is quite famous for being heavily heavily heavily well endowed oh no heavily yeah see that's the thing you probably like you got in but then they bring him on for an interview the guy who hit it and he's saying like yeah i wouldn't let my wife do that but like he just and it just like the memes just can't stop it's crazy i mean what i will say the internet's so funny i love that is it's kind of the same thing as the npc thing where it's like thank god adam and lena can just hopefully be i mean everyone has so much to say that adam's like just like smiling through the pain but if they are as happy as they're like playing it off to be

they are laughing all the way to the bank they probably made millions and millions so much money and the more um attention it gets the more money they're gonna make so it's like whatever make the memes they're crazy though they are crazy i don't think i can in a relationship where you like let someone let your husband fuck another girl i can't imagine myself in that relationship weirdly um but no not now it was that was a bad joke i was accidentally in one of those that's that was my joke um probably not no i don't think i like i'm not a threesome girl i've never had a threesome because like when i date a guy i've never had a proper threesome either like i just i can't

i think it's got to be even numbers or more numbers yeah she says she's never had a proper threesome either. Like I just, I can't. I think it's got to be even numbers or more numbers. Yeah, she says she's never had a threesome. Like, oh, I'm so innocent. She's had a foursome, a fivesome. Okay, but a foursome is so lit because it's like everyone has something to do. Yeah, you do need like, you're right. Even numbers are important. Everyone has an activity.

Whereas a threesome, it's like this interesting balance game, you know, where it's like. What about a threesome in's like this interesting balance game you know where it's like what about a threesome in an ipad there we go and then i can play flappy bird while he eats her out you know you were already playing so stupid so stupid do you guys want to come join have i ever talked about this on canceled my note for all the reasons that she cries? I think a little. I keep this master list on my phone of any reason or any time Lila tells me she cried and why. Okay, let's hear it. Okay.

Are you having trouble reading? So much. Dropping out at 13 really does that to you. And all of these have parentheses, you know, where I like. Oh my God, I'm so excited. You guys are ready. This is my favorite list, but I haven't heard it like until like 15 blackouts ago. So my brain's like not working.

Crying because Olivia is leaving L.A. In parentheses. Not that Olivia isn't amazing, but she met her at Stagecoach this month and has only hung out with her twice since that. Like hysterically too. Like weeping like my love call it a day you met her literally last friday you've had catch take more times than last week than you've hung out with this girl cried because she witnessed page's parents being so sweet to her they were i mean that's a good reason to cry. I'm sorry, I have a family and I know I completely understand that that is a sweet moment.

But she was sobbing in the Laurel hardware at a restaurant was embarrassing, like scream crying. I could have done it on my own time. And it's and a page's parents weren't like, oh, honey, that's so nice. They were terrified. They were terrified. OK, well, Tana and her ninth personality showed up to dinner acting like she like sits with her teddy bears all night. Like with her halo on.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Cried at her own TikTok of her going to Malibu wine farms because it was so cute. Brooke was there and I honestly think, was it cute? It was cute It was cute

You can change your hair I did cry at my own TikTok too The other day It was my vlog I took my mom and Brooke And my two other best friends And it was a wholesome moment Crying because of how proud she is

Of Mikaela Testa For releasing a clothing collab With White Fox Honestly it was That's a good reason See all The problem is you're reading these and i'm like these are all good i cried at your dizzy shoe i cried when tannibus

you know never launched like why i i don't know you can still get it it's on grass door if anybody wants tannibus go i'm kidding um um you met a dog at the dog park With your childhood dog's name And it wouldn't leave your side I grew up with a golden retriever Named Zoe and she died And then this dog at the dog park Came up and just sat next to me

And I was like She reincarnated Brought my eyes out And I was covered in chamoy Because I went to the fruit stand So imagine me covered in chamoy Cry because zoe wouldn't leave my side no it just was named zoe it was just a dog named zoe reduction whatever whatever that is she ordered an uber and it was a toyota highlander and broke down on the floor of the Mondrian Hotel on all fours because it was a

Toyota Highlander okay that was a genuine okay y'all if like first of all I'm really tall and second of all I'm trans and so so one safety is an issue if I get in a certain type of car that's a little small and literally the size of my left kneecap i'm gonna feel cramped and i'm gonna get anxiety so if it's not an escalade esv or suburban or lincoln navigator the big kind a yukon oh god i love those the new 2024 ones the volume oh you can turn up the volume in the back of the fucking car. At the baby's birthday party that I took Lila to, the baby started crying when the cake came out. And Lila literally, word for word, in front of my entire family, goes, me when my car's not a Suburban.

I go, time and place. I'm not kidding. Everyone was crying because this baby turns one. Apparently, that's an emotional thing. See, that's the thing. Everyone clowns me for crying all the time. Did you hear what she just fucking said? She said, everyone was crying when this baby turns one apparently that's an emotional see that's the thing everyone clowns me for crying all the time did you hear what she just fucking said she said everyone was crying when this baby turned one apparently that's an emotional thing you cried over mckayla testa's white fox collab i'm proud of her and she got richer that's exciting and also the baby turning

one like okay she's not gonna remember i don't know It's like, that's where I don't get it. I think point is, Lila is a crier. Well, I just wanted to have you guys on, really, just for, like, a fun little chitty chat. And I appreciate you sitting in on Canceled. People always request particularly you two. Yeah. We're always like, we want to see Trivia and Lila.

But you know I'll always come and just, like, blab. I love a good blab. Always love a good blab. Love a good peat-covered walk home from a homeless man's. What? Thank you guys so much for watching today's episode of Cancelled. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. And we will be back next week with hopefully the tea from London,

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