Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 45: Brooke’s hookup with Harry Jowsey EXPOSED - Ep. 45

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled Tana and Brooke are in two separate continents giving us one long two part episode. On the first half Tana goes to London to film a video with KSI and the Sidemen. Brooke stays at home and brings on Imari as a guest. https://www.adamandeve.com Get 50% off almost any item + FREE SHIPPING + RUSH PROCESSING Code is TANA Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So here's the thing, guys. I'm going to keep it real with you. There's a lot going on back in L.A. And we're going to unpack everything that's happened. But we are here in London. And I am with Paige Camerlin. Hey. And Ty Collins.

Hey, y'all. We're not going home for a minute. We're living, we're living our European summer now. Like we're not fucking leaving. We're going to get into why we're out here in London and what's going on, but essentially we're in a contract, love. Ain't it true? Shout out Studio 71. Hey y'all. And so we're out here in London. We're not leaving Europe for a while. We're not in Europe yet. We're in the, where are we? UK, I think. Is UK a part of Europe? Yeah.

No, right? Yeah. Oh, it is. Fuck. I don't know. We're out here and essentially we have an episode of Canceled to turn in every single week and we want the people to be happy. I'm not trying to go home. You guys know this.

I'm sincerely not. Likewise. I'm not. Listen, I'm like for the viewers back home that Miss Brooke, I understand. And I'm so sorry, but this is the new crew. Well, here's the thing. So what we're doing today is a very, very special episode of canceled that and this might be the entire wrong geographical term. But here's what I'm going to call it. This is a bi-coastal episode of cancelled i don't know i don't know bi-continental episode of cancelled because it's like continents like different literal continents right damn that's smart well that's why you have a degree you have

a degree too and i don't know shit about shit and yeah you know um so what we're gonna do today for this episode of cancelled is the first half is going to be me in what i think is europe maybe asia maybe i don't know where we are today with page and ty and the other half is going to be brooke at home in la with whoever she wants doing whatever she wants and we're going to carry cancelled like that for this episode good luck to her yeah she's giving that liberty we'll see what she does with it because we better be the first half because we're like a first half team i'm like what does that mean why are we a first half team i don't know i just feel like second half we like we slack a little like we're a first half team brooke you gotta carry the second half well here's the thing brooke texted me yesterday and she was like

because essentially i pitched this idea to everyone like it you know canceled this it's a it's a union we all have to agree on what the episode's gonna be I care about everyone agreeing and so I was like I'm not coming home so it's either no episode or it's half us in London and half them at home you know so Brooke has been texting me like pitching guests right do you want to know her only two guest pitches? Can I guess? Yes. Joey Joy. No, but I'm wearing it. And we have to get into that. He was like begging to be on Canceled. Yeah, no. Did you see that?

Yeah, you were telling me a little bit about that. Yeah, like Joey Joy texted Brooke and I in a group chat and he was like, please let me come on Canceled and tell my side. I was like, first of all, you little clout mongrel. That is just insane behavior. I didn't love you, Joey. It's actually a little mind blowing to me. I don't know. I mean, like we love we. Wait didn't love you, Joey. It's actually a little mind-blowing to me. I don't, I mean, like we love, we.

Wait, but I had to guess. I know one of them like was Ashley, but was that a joke? Her only two guest pitches were Ashley Schwan and Jeff Wittek. So she might eat us up, but I hope it cuts to her and Natalie and Lila. I pray, honestly. It's going to be her and Patty. So. Patty's our house mom. We love her.

We do love her. But we are in London and again, we're not going home and I've always said the two of you are two of, I mean,

obviously I do this podcast with Brooke. I think she's the funniest person in the world. But if there was a secondary guest, you two are the funniest people in the fucking world you can be like from time and I've been trying to get Paige and Ty as guests on cancelled but you both avoided at all costs here's much here's the thing and I feel like Ty and I are the same way I feel like we slay we're

so funny off camera as soon as you start vlogging's like any thought, any joke I've ever had just immediately shuts off. Like mind blank, no words come out. Absolutely. You're not used to the scene, babes. You dated the scene. You've been in some vlogs.

That was a stretch. Saying dating Amari for two years was a stretch. No more Amari Bidjo talk. We talked about this. This was not discussed in the pre-interview. Ty.

You know, my favorite thing about you is that you will give anyone a nickname that just comes to mind for you. Like calling Amari, Amari B. Jones. Where does that even come from? I don't know. Like Junie B. Jones. Is that where that comes from? Oh, Junie B. Jones.

Yeah. Is that why Amari is Amari B. Jones? Yeah. But sometimes you're Trina Manal. now like we don't know yeah so so before we started rolling he was like tana i love you but there's gonna be no talk about amari b jones and i go well so can we talk about amari stewart oh yeah but your nicknames are your thing yeah for sure yes kind of sweet no no i think it's so sweet but it's so funny you take one nickname and then make like 20 different renditions of the same name. Like she's Trina Minaj.

She's Trina Mattel. She's Trixie Mattel. What are some of the ones you've come up with on this trip? Oh, they were good. What were they? I don't know, but I could come up with some new ones. I love Trinket Minjaj. Trinket Minjaj.

Like I'm happy with Tana Mongeau. Tampon Malone. Tampon Malone. Tampon Malone. It's just the first and last letters. Yeah, as long as it's first and last letters. But it's so funny because I'll be, like, in REM sleep. And I'll wake up to you being like, Trinket Malelo.

Do you want breakfast? Like, it's never Tana. The letter thing is, like, niche to you. Yeah. Like, I don't call you, like, I do call her Peggy. Yeah. Every time we get in an Uber. Wait, you go.

Yeah, we'll be getting in an Uber under Paige's name and no matter what, I'll make for Peggy just so then she, like, feels uncomfortable. It's every time. Who was calling you Peggy for a long time? Oh, Noonee. Noonee, the girl who does our lip filler. Like, we've known her for fucking five years at this point, and she will never call you Paige.

She's Armenian. And she'll go, Peggy, do you want Botox or not? My nickname for you forever was, so you're Ty Collins, but so I started calling you Petra Collins. Right. And I was calling you Petra Collins like forever and said, and then Petra Collins developed into what?

Peter Parker, Peter Piper, peck to pick a pickle peppers, Petra, Petra, Petri dish, like Peter, like whatever. And so this whole of pickle peppers Petra Petri dish Like Peter like whatever And so this whole time I thought Petra Collins

Was this pop singer Kim Petras Kim Petras I'm sorry That's why it's cancelled Like Kim Petras is sending a fucking cease and desist You know And then I found out Petra Collins is this esteemed videographer.

And we were just watching this. I was sobbing finding that out, just thinking that I was calling you this pop singer that doesn't exist. And we just watched the Olivia Rodrigo vampire music video, and at the end it goes Petra Collins. I'm like, sorry, you did that? No, I started crying. Think of embarrassment?

What's going on? Wait, we forgot our bit. No, I didn't. No, no, no. I've been waiting. You've been waiting? Ready to cue in? Okay, guys. Can I just be so real with the canceled audience? We are so obsessed right now with the idea of if we live completely different lives,

being an acapella group. Like Pitch Perfect. Yeah. Can we try? We're going to show you guys. Are you? Are you? I'm going to buckle in. Okay. Are you the singer yeah am i the singer you have

to you're the host okay five six seven eight zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom here's the thing we started off friends play and pretend i don't know the word yeah it was so much funny in our heads it really was but would brooke ever even attempt that sorry brooke we're honestly just scared we're scared no i'm sorry no i have to give them like a super pep i had to give them like a super pep talk Because here's the thing Sorry about friends Here's the thing They're acting really nice about this

But there's a gun to the back of both of their heads It was like Hey do we go on our European vacation And evade the terrible things in LA And y'all do cancelled as Brooke Or we go home So you guys are doing great with the gun to the back of your head. And I feel like you've asked me to come on a few

times now and I've just been so nervous. I'm not kidding. One hate comment. I'm crumbling. I can't, I can't do it. But actually if you're going to come at me for anything, make it not about my looks. Here's the thing though. It's so funny because you and i are the same that were pessimistic ass cunts but then the second someone could literally be like page had a hair out of place and she's like why would they say that dude people come up to you all the time and they're like you're so funny in tana's vlogs like you're so funny like blah blah blah all the comments like page was the funniest person in this video tana should die and then one person will comment like i didn't really like page's earrings with her outfit and she's on the ledge i got a blast i'm not i'm just not cut out for that at all but it's

like you could sit here and be like you are so stupid unfunny worst person i've ever met call me ugly i feel about them should we talk about not sidemen but Oh, I was ready for Sidemen My old assistant I'm going to tell a story And you're just going to be here for this And it's a terrible, terrible, dark story But I'm going to tell the story Because it happened to me

And it was a thing, right? So one of my first assistants Her name was And I love her We are great friends to this day, her name was and I love her. We are great friends to this day. Right. And so I hired her as my assistant because she was my tour mom. And a tour mom is essentially like you go on tour and the tour company, they'll hire

a tour manager and like a security, a merch person. But the tour mom kind of like will make sure everyone has their food and like gets their hotel room on time and is like there at the show and it's usually like a girl and she's comforting and like she's she's there to kind of be the mom to everyone you know what i mean assistant and yeah just help out like she's getting paid to kind of just help out to make the show and everything getting to each city like run smoothly and so she was my tour mom and then at the time you know i had nothing going for me not a parent in sight not a damn thing and so we hired as the tour mom and then she slays her job as a tour mom and after the tour is over i hire her as my assistant and she's just a character and we've talked and you have to explain

like the neutral of it all. I'm sorry. Because it just like it just really gives you like context of who this person is. She is one pound. She's one pound. I look at photos of her to this day. Like, should I get on the goddamn treadmill? Should I pick up her lifestyle? Maybe she eats this extreme paleo diet,

which in my opinion is just a different form of anorexia. For sure. She's just eating nuts. It's like lunch and I'm like. A suitcase consisted of a Nutribullet. Well, yeah. So she would take a suitcase everywhere she went on tour with me or everywhere she went as my assistant and she would pack nothing. I'm talking like her check luggage would be like one floral top, one pair of jeans, a sneaker, a heel, a dress, concealer.

Very natural girl, you know? And then she'd take a carry-on everywhere she went. And the only thing in the carry-on was a blender. Like I'm talking like a page. Imagine. Baby, I bring like five suitcases yes so i i'm sure most of you know if you follow along with my life page is my executive assistant she is me i'm like 2.5 years two and a half years working with that is actually so fucking crazy that's crazy it's way crazier for

you i've got to stay in these shoes baby you're you're staying i know we're for lifers we are we've become like so best friends through it all you know staying i know we're for lifers we are we've become like so best friends through it all you know but i think that like our relationship is very real you know like it's it's very much like you're gonna be like bitch i need two suitcases like you want me to go to europe for two weeks like i need my shit you know i'm not packing no one's neutral bullet and so all she would take everywhere was a carry-on with a blender so that when she got where she was like london imagine you're flying to london and the only thing you you have is a carry on with a blender so that you can like blend your green juice. Like it makes no fucking sense. Um, so we were flying to London one time and I don't know what the fuck

I was doing here, a show, something. And we get to London, we get to the hotel room and here's the thing. This girl's on this paleo diet, right? So all she's eating is nuts and green juice that she blends in her blender from her carry on. And she was she was a good assistant like i'm not like negating that at the time she fit the capacity of my needs she could never run companies like you do slay boots but oh we we do we get to london and she loved her ambien she loved her Ambien. She loved. Is Ambien like a Xanax? It's what Jeff takes.

But is it for like anxiety? I'm like, well, Jeff has so many problems. Like, what does it? He needs more than Ambien. Maybe like, what does that target? Yeah, he needs lithium. Anxiety? No, it's a sleeping pill.

It's a sleeping pill. So it's similar to Xanax? No, it's a sleeping pill. It's a sleeping pill. So it's similar to Xanax? No, though. Like, the last time I took an Ambien was actually with her. And I slept for 72 hours. Oh. Straight. People thought I was dead.

People thought I was dead. Like, not joking. Like, it's like, it's the strongest sleeping pill money can buy. It's like for people with crippling insomnia. I don't really think anyone needs more than a quarter of an Ambien. If you need more than a quarter of an Ambien, you need morphine. You need gum. You need a psych work. Like for real, bro.

You need fucking God. But you take Ambien, it can become addictive. It makes you go to sleep. But the same thing is like Xanax. Like how Xanax makes you go to sleep. But if you stay up past it, you're just kind of hooty. It's like when you take Benadryl and you fight through the tiredness and then you see the hat man.

Exactly. Okay. Exactly. But it's ten times worse than that. Maybe a hundred. Like you're fucked the fuck up. If you stay up through the sleepiness of Ambien, you are like fucked the fuck up.

Maybe a hundred. Right in that area ty always makes one of the fact that i'm like so like i have no concept at all of anything honestly no the other day we were outside on a balcony for apparently what was one minute tiana and i come back inside from the balcony and she's like oh my gosh like ashley bella we have been looking analyzing this pool for like the past six minutes. And they were like, you guys were outside for literally 30 seconds. I have no concept of time. At all. It was worse than, well, we were also so high.

Right. Me, me writing that off is my lack of concept of time. I've never had one. Right. Okay. So the Ambien. So she took a lot of Ambien. A lot of Ambien. And she was like, I write this, I have sleeping problems,

so I take this Ambien, right? But then she'd stay up off of it. So her, Jordan, my old manager, Ashley Schwan, and I were in a hotel room in London. And America is very much prepared for suicide. I don't know. The highest suicide rate out of like every country. I think we do.

People still find a way. For sure. But I'm saying like in America, if you go stay in a high rise hotel, like if you're in New York City and you're in like a fucking 100 foot hotel, the windows don't open. Suicide prevention. Yeah. Like the windows aren't going to open fully.

Like you can't jump out. Like they're locked shut. Like they're sewn shut. I don't imagine a thread in you. But do you know what I mean? Like they just don't open, you know. But in London, people don't kill themselves as often. So certain things like you can go up into a high-rise five-star hotel

and like the windows are going to open fully. And so she takes all this Ambien and we're laying on the bed and we're all chilling, we're all talking and it's like super late at night. And she's like, she stands up off her like all this Ambien and we're laying on the bed And we're all chilling we're all talking And it's like super late at night And she's like she stands up Off her like five fucking Ambien And keep in mind she doesn't eat Almonds ain't gonna save you from five Ambien Shorty

She's rocked Like she stands up and she goes guys I'm gonna do it And we're like what and she's the happiest girl in the world So we're like what's going on She walks over to the window She opens the window And she fully tries to swan dive out of this window it's actually a trauma dump i'm trauma dumping right now and jordan marona gets up and does the dash and dizzy the schedule is busy like dashes at her has to grab her by the legs and drag her back in this hotel room. And I was just sobbing for hours.

Hours. One of my best friends texted me as we got to London and said, don't let Paige pull a d***. The only reason I'm laughing is because I've heard this story. Like, if this was my first time, I'd be really shocked. Sometimes you've got to laugh at some shit. And then the next day, one thing about her, she'd never ring it up. The next day, she was like, what do you want for breakfast, my chicken?

I was like, a psych board for you? She was trying to swan dive out the window? Absolutely terrible. She's just grabbing a little Nutribullet. She just gets the Nutribullet out. She's jumping with the neutral bullet live breathe die neutral this is a neutral ad um that was a part of her diet she was like the air is paleo bible um speaking of should we get into that so we're in london god she's so smart in case you guys did not know we are in London. Yup. Gosh, you're so smart. In case you guys did not know, we are in London.

London. We're in London. And again, alluding to my past stories, it's not that it's not a good city. I just have so much fucking trauma here that I have written it off as bad. It's not the best for me. I think you might be cursed, honestly. Yeah, like every time I come here, something bad happens. We've been pretty good.

We'll get into that. She might have pulled the d***. I almost did. Fuck, my snot. So, the reason why I'm here is because I was shooting a really big project with the Sidemen.

Daddies. All of them. I've been saying I want to get a train ran on me. That might be the train. Giovanna Plowme. We keep bringing up Giovanna Plowman. Because Dana doesn't remember shit, but she does remember

Giovanna Plowman's name. I could just be like, what's the girl who ate her tampon? Dana will remember that. So she blew up for like, she blew up for like, that's like her life.

Like, where is she now? want to know hopefully alive it's a girl who ate her tampon her name is giovanna plowman ty keeps making fun of me because i literally don't know the second president of the united states but i could tell you the bitch who ate her tampon anyways um i can like see her face perfectly in my mind so can i loved her i can't even see my parents faces perfectly in my mind but i could see giovanna plowman yeah tampon and all in her mouth crazy um what were we talking about um so um sidemen train man sidemen train men do you know what's actually so funny just before i get into why we're here is that you know like a tidbit about youtube you know yeah like you'll know things and i feel like jeff and i and like

other people have like taught you a decent amount for sure like you run the companies you know how to work hard you're a fucking boss bitch but you're not like keeping up with all the shit other than trisha paytas you could tell me her life story i love you So much But other than Trisha she knows Nothing and it's so funny Because all weekend like we've been here on the Sidemen's dime like they flew us out here They like they're paying for our room Our room service all this shit and Paige will be like

Should we get eggs and charge it to the Nelk Boys What do you call them What do you call them The hype boys The Sidemen They're like the biggest ever What'd she call them? The hype boys. The hype boys. The Sidemen? They're like the biggest ever.

Ten times bigger than me. Is there something called hype boys? Hundreds. I don't know. No, she made that up. Hype house? She was calling it hype house. But like even that, Alex Warren and Thomas Petru were sad and confusing to the fucking Sidemen.

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episode that will probably come out before this episode. I hope. 20 versus 1. and so i get a call last week in malibu before everything ends in malibu we talked about this on the last episode of cancel the bunch of bad shit happened that we'll get into but i'm in malibu and i just see mike malak calling me his call which is never good you never like i love mike malak but i just know that when i answer that call it's immediate screaming you know you have to like hold the phone away absolutely every single time yeah

like terrifying and i just see mike malak calling me and it's funny too because do you know that before mike was mike malak he was like the head of creator partnerships at lovesack i literally almost just said heroin addict heroin addict creative director of lovesack do you like the beanbag chairs i know that because olivia worked for him my roomie yes anywho okay he was a creative director for lovesack the beanbag chair like he'd text me and be like do you want a lovesack like do you want a lovesack like i'll drop one off to your house like just post for it sick and sick And then Logan Paul Just sent him to the moon And now he's fucking terrible

But I'm kidding Mike I love you So his contact on my phone forever Is Mike Lovesack It will never change Gotta humble him So I see a call From Mike Lovesack

Yup I pick it up Tana You have to get on a plane To London In 12 hours I go I'm not your hookers.

I'm not an OnlyFans girl. Well, I am. You are. But I'm not those ones. What the fuck do you mean I have to get on a plane to London? Do you want a fucking 100,000 OnlyFans subscribers? This video gets 45 million views. You're getting on the Sidemen's channel. The Sidemen wants you on 20 vs. 1.

You've got to carry for me and Jeff. Carry the team. Jeff's in the background like, go, please keep the lights on. you on 20 versus one you've got to carry for me and jeff carry the team jeff's in the background like go please keep the lights on i'm like fuck you both 24 hours later flights are booked to london for me to go do sidemen 20 versus one i also love ksi to death i'm excited for the opportunity you know like it's a huge opportunity and we will discuss shooting it very shortly. But I'm talking to Mike too. And I'm like, listen, I love you.

Never had a good experience in London in my life. I say this as I'm in London in a beautiful studio and just shot with saving grace and everything was amazing. We are in London. We're in London right now. Actually, this trip is turning my thought process around. This is actually my first good trip to London. Decent, I should say.

Thank you. I threw a wrench in things. No, you didn't. You didn't pull a... You didn't jump out. Almost. So, I swear to God, you just want to kill yourself here. I'm sorry, guys. Your energy. Maybe this place is just cursed. Not y'all, though. I love of got it. Like, you just want to kill yourself here. I'm sorry, guys.

Your energy. Yeah. Maybe this place is just cursed. Not y'all, though. I love y'all. Yeah, they're amazing. But I'm like, listen, here are my stipulations. I need a lay down seat there.

They're not paying me. I'm just going to say that, you know, and normally if I'm going to a video down the street like this, I would want a payment. Of course. Time is money. Maybe I sound prissy. I'm sorry. I'd rather spend the time running this, I would want a payment. Of course. Time is money. Maybe I sound prissy. I'm sorry. I'd rather spend the time running my own companies

than doing certain things. But I understand that sometimes payment comes in exposure. And I'm fine with that. I just want to make sure that, you know, they were flying me right before I got there. Like, they wanted me to fly for 12 hours and then immediately land, get ready, and shoot. So I was like, the only way I would ever be able

to, like, be funny or shoot is if I had a lay down seat and i know those are crazy it was seventeen thousand dollars for the two of us to come here thank you ksi thank you ksi and so we we just we make sure everything's set up right right and then i call mike and i'm like i'm in this group chat with mike and i'm being like would it be okay if Paige flew first class with me? Mike calls me. Mike, I'm sorry to throw you under the bus. Mike says, Tana, stop asking for what you want. Tell them what you want.

And you know what? I love that, though. And I hate to be like a little, well, no, I love to be a little feminist. It's just like the difference between being a woman and being like, is it okay if, can we please, if it's like not a hassle. It's so true. Any man would be like, get my assistant on a first class lay down seat or i'm not coming 100 any man in this industry yeah would absolutely just direct what they want and it is such a thing where it's like um if it's okay can i whatever mike was like listen tana they're a fucking sideman is a hundred

million dollar company they're gonna make millions off of this video. And I'm so grateful to be the one in it, let's be real. They were deciding between me and Corinna, wasn't it? I was going to say a blonde girl. They were deciding between me and a lot of people.

And they were so kind to allow me to have the opportunity. Let's be real, it's a huge opportunity for me. It's only been men who have done 20 vs 20 versus one they all get 20 million views plus like i'm stoked to be the first woman to do it and like hopefully make them proud like and i love ksi and i'm i love the sidemen i'm excited to get to know all of them like i love it like i'm excited but i was just like can we get there comfortably you know and so then mike calls me and he's like tana they're a fucking $100 million company. Tell them what you need.

Like, you know, your compensation for this is your travel. And I was like, perfect. Just like the way Paige and I like phrase things, it's like, would it be okay if this and this and this? Whereas like a man would just be like, I need this, this, and this to do this, you know? But also like that's the Paris Hilton of it all. Like do business kindly.

And like I think that's obviously like don't demand things.'t be a cunt just get what you need and so they book our flights and then we become aware that there's so much budget left for our travel and our flight i think when we came across this decision was in 10 hours maybe eight maybe eight so we're sitting in my closet of my house and page and i are packing our bags and ties there and it was like we come up with this fabulous should i say idea well we're just we're pondering the idea you know we're like fuck like ty should i buy your flight like i want you to come like here's Like, again, I don't have the best experiences in London. Paige and I go very business.

We laugh very hard. But, like, who'd be a fun addition to where we could really hoot and holler in London? You know? And Ty was our president of that choice. Thank you. And we're like, oh, my God. Like, should you come, Ty? And you're like, I'm down.

Here's the thing. Amari was like, I'm not down. Ari was like, I'm not going unless I'm first class. Like, everyone's just like a bitch about it. Trevi's like, I'll come if I buy my flight, but I can't get my own hotel, and I have to stay on top of you guys, and if I have to pay a dollar, like, that's gonna be bad. Like, everyone's just causing all this drama of, like, they'd

go to London, but it'd be this thing, and like, whatever. And Ty's like, I'm fucking down. I wanna come with you guys. Let's go laugh. Absolutely. Paige has the contact to Sidemen. And we decide,

we like weighed this out for a second, no? We were like, what can Ty be? Yeah. Security? Nope. Boyfriend?

Nope. Nope. Okay. That one's fair. You get so mad when I'm like, like, boyfriend? Nope. He's like so mad when I'm like, boyfriend? Nope. He's like, why?

I'm like, you're gay. You're gay. You don't want me. Guys, I forget who I am. So we eventually all come to the conclusion that the most believable thing Ty could be is my makeup artist. He doesn't even know what blush is. That is the thing. Not a damn product in the world

and so we text the head of the side men and we say tana's so sorry for this last minute thing what do you even say i can pull up the text read it please please please read it this is gonna be good again like in the most like apologetic women way ever. We're choosing. They're going to make way more money off this video than it costs to send us here. And I'm okay with that. KSI told me it was his top five Sidemen videos of all time. I'm happy this happened.

And I think he'd laugh at it. Also, it's like, would I do this again? Abso-bloody-lutely. Thank you. Oh my God. Please, please. I checked her. thank you oh my god please please i tell you guys if you're if you're listening right now hold on to your seat so page can read this text this is 7 30 a.m london time this must have been i don't know what's nine hours ago 30 like yeah yeah like almost like 11 you know I can't do math. At all. No idea. Rocks rattling.

Anywho, I text this poor girl. So late. You said whore girl. I was like, damn, did you just double down? I love her. No, I love her. She's a fucking angel. This sweet, poor girl.

And I said, I know this is so last minute and I don't want to inconvenience you at all, but Tana's wondering if it's possible to bring her hair and makeup artist with us. Originally, he couldn't make it, but he was able to move some things around and make it work. She would love to have him with us, especially for filming. Are there any seats left on the flight? And she says, Fab, leave with me. And she took care of that. And she got him a flight immediately.

So, Ty, first of of all i'm really sorry kim dao asap ashley laura rughetti nicole maddie alexis oakley alicia garcia like my actual hair and makeup team who consists of fucking 10 people you were replaced into me summed up into ty collins we made the sidemen we made the sidemen fly out ty collins as my hair and makeup artist this man has never done hair and makeup on a single person in his life so this is the thing too with the text she's saying like ty like has to be there during the shoot but i don't know how to do touch-ups or anything so that was actually my stressor on the way there I'm like what the hell do I do with this like sponge and what do I put on it to like dap you up so we land in London we get in the Sidemen car service we get to the hotel I have to shoot in like an hour so I get ready um for the longest hardest day of my life which I'm

gonna get into in a second but we're in the car after we get ready on the way to the actual shoot and i'm sitting across from ty this is all vlog footage by the way that will come out in like a year um and i'm sitting across from ty and i'm teaching him how to pretend to like touch up my eye makeup and put powder on me and do my lip liner and brush my hair and like all this shit so that we can sell the bit that ty is my hair and makeup artist mind wait i was gonna say mind you though he doesn't have a makeup kit it's four products thrown into my purse and i'm just carrying her purse i wanted to make it seem even more i'm holding your purse like it's my bag like i had my own special flair on the bag but um then so as we pull up the woman that books the flight comes out like

to greet us and she's like i'm so excited to meet you ty she looks gorgeous and i'm like thank you you know like this is my artwork right here and during the entire video like tana would walk away like page and i would want to take a shot or something so we'd like follow you oh sorry hilarious we'd follow you upstairs and then like but tana would be doing like her own touch-ups no but you and me would like shit my pants i bet um they're gonna think i'm a fraud no and it was so funny even when i was doing my makeup i'd be doing my lip liner and i'd be like ty you're doing so good our code word too to like go take a shot which i would be like um i think tana needs a touch up upstairs bible bible while i was shooting you both were just saying i think tana needs a touch up and going and taking tequila shots to ask her

like do you think tana like needs a like should i go up there she's been up there a minute honestly no and then you and me would just go in the corner and you'd hand me my products out of the bag and i would just do it myself. And we'd come back out and she'd be like, she looks amazing. And you'd be like, thank you so much. Thank you. We were dying laughing too.

What if this is like a potential start to your hair and makeup career? That's what my fear honestly is. When she finds me some new clients. They're great. Shay Mitchell. What am I going to do? I just love her.

What would I going to do? I just love her. What would I do? I'd have to go and do her makeup like Tana Mongeau. And then you'd have to take down to it, like have to do it. You would have to act like you're like coaching someone through it. And it's funny too, because right now we're booking our flights home and Ty is like still classified on the docket of the Sidemen's docket as my makeup artist which is so funny i'm sorry i'm sorry i wanted my friend here i put you know what's funny is they're so generous and like again they're not compensating me for this that i feel like if i said like my friends coming they probably would have just said yes for sure but of course we just have to act a little key brain stupid little, if anything, we're just elaborate liars.

We'll circle back to why we're here. Which is the side men shoot. You fucking slayed. Thank you. You ate the house down boots, Houston. I'm deceased. Thank you. One thing that I love about the both of them is,

we talk about this a lot, but I feel like this is going to get sentimental for 2.2 seconds. One thing that I love about the both of you is that you will never, ever, ever be yes men to me. Anytime I'm wrong, you both will be like, you're so fucking stupid. You're so fucking wrong. Or if I do bad and I was like, I'll never forget several podcasts. Paige, you and I have gone through 10 podcasts where you'll be like, I'll be like, how was the episode?

And you'll be like, that was a podcast for sure that was something like what do you always say touch and go something like that i'm like you're like that was a little touch and go for a second like a little dicey yeah like the both of them like again that's what i value in friendship is honesty like you both will be like that was shit that was awful and you both are gassing me after the sidemen shit and it made me really happy it was entertaining as fuck it was honestly insane well so here's the thing so it's 20 versus one and i'm the one and there's 20 and you date 20 people and we all went into this like i've seen the other episodes i've've seen Logan's episode. I saw KSI's episode.

And it's like you speed date 20 people for the first round. So it's like, let me just set them with a preface, I guess, so they understand. So the way these work is like the first round of dating these 20 people is they come in and they walk up to you, and you're supposed to swipe left or right on them. Yes or no. Based solely on their looks. Like I'm

going to I want to date you or I don't want to date you based on your looks or based on not. But everyone knows. She's so kind. She's just too sweet. Well now you're being asked man. I don't date for looks.

If you had a face, you couldn't say no. You would say no. And if they were like, but why? You're like, okay, fine. You swiped right on everyone. But I'm saying also, like, look at the trajectory of especially you, Paige. The people you see me date. Like, do you think I date for, like, a certain type or looks?

No, you're all over them. Absolutely not. But, no, Paige and I were even saying once it was like the 12th yes in a row. We were like, well, now she's in too deep to where if you said no to someone, like I felt like you were going to think you were offending that person so hard

because you said yes to literally everyone before them. But again, I just mean, look at my track history. No, yeah. Have I ever dated two people that look alike? I mean, it would be hard to say no. How many of you have you dated? But you get what I'm saying? You are all over the map.

Think about like a Severin versus Mod Sun. Think about like a Damien versus Chris Miles. Think about a Damien versus Chris Miles. Think about a Brad Sousa versus Jake Paul like no one looks alike

like I don't date for looks at all you know that would be the goal but then I date these men without headboards who are broke as fuck and that's just the gag but I'm saying like I don't date for looks like I sincerely like

make me laugh or do anything really. Bring me a water. You surprise me actually. Every week. Yeah. Every week. Sincerely.

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So I'm, like, trying to say yes or no to these men in the first round. The first round is based solely off of looks. And KSI kept coaching me. He was like, I would just say yes or no, yes or no. But I was like, someone could be fugly, but if they, like, make me laugh and they make me happy in there, whatever, I would become attracted to them. Someone could be hot, but if they suck, it's not they make me happy in there whatever i would become attracted to them someone could be hot but if they suck it's not my thing i don't know so i was just saying yes

to everyone and then we get to the second round which is like other people walk away if they want to be with you or not which is just something i don't even want to touch on you can watch it in the video but the third round they put an earpiece in your ear and they make you the side men make you say or do whatever they're telling you to do to all of these people that you said yes to and it sucks so bad i feel like awful to watch at some points it was awful wild shit i've ever seen and i think you're being for real too. Like they don't know that. That's what makes it awful is because these people think that you genuinely are acting this way towards them and they're just

so confused. They feel bad. But you did too. No, I felt terrible. So essentially they hire these 20 men like casting to come like date me and all of these men and girls and all of these men and women think that they have like a genuine chance to be on a date with me.

And like at first, yes, I'm rating them. I'm flirting with them. I'm saying yes or no. Like we're bonding. We're vibing. I'm being normal, Tana. I'm like, yes, no, yes, no. Like we're hanging out.

We're talking. Right. But the third round, they put an earpiece in you and they tell you exactly what to say and do to these men or these women and i'm sitting in this chair they send me down every single round and obviously it makes for the funniest video in the world i just feel so bad and that's why they get like 50 million views because you are subjecting people to maybe some trauma some like fear factor shit ty and i were sitting watching you do this stuff gripping each other's wrists like there's no way the stuff that happened on the video i swear to god i was upstairs with the sidemen making them take shots with me just so i was drunk enough to

be able to do this shit so so then once you say yes to everyone, you go on a date with them one by one by one. And before the date, you go upstairs and you talk to the sidemen and they tell you what to do on the date. And then you have the earpiece in and they tell you exactly what to do on the date. Sentence by sentence. Yes. Like they tell you what to say. They tell you what to do.

So I'm sitting here thinking I'm going to film this video and find love. Right. And some of the people were like so hot and you had to do some like like 10 out of 10 like 10 out of 10 like so hot like i was like crying for you watching some of the stuff like and imagine like i meet this hot ass guy say yes we're flirting so well like i know i could close or fuck them like later like it it could be fun. We could find love. And then I have to go on this fake date with them where they think it's completely real. Like they know it's on camera, but they think they're like on a normal ass date with me. And then I have an earpiece in and they have no idea. And I have to fuck with them so hard.

And they're saying like, tell this guy you're a dominatrix and you want to slap him in the ass with a ping pong paddle. Yeah. One of the first dates, they send me down. They give me a ping pong paddle. I don't know. I'm not sporty. They give me a ping pong paddle. I go down. This man looks like Drake.

That ass. He is a fucking 10 out of 10. He is so hot. And he's into me. I sit down. I'm flirting with him. like we're laughing, whatever. KSI in my ear. Tell him you want to hit him.

Tell him you want to kick him in the balls. Tell him you want to spit on him. Tell him you want to beat him with the ping pong paddle. And I'm looking at him like, so can I hit you? So can I whatever? KSI, chase him with the ping pong paddle. I'm chasing this grown man who looks like fucking Drake. Like 10 out of 10, I can marry marry this man like he's so fucking hot i'm chasing him around a fucking chair with a ping

pong paddle trying to beat him and pretend like i'm a dominatrix whatever begging he's like i can spank you in my head i'm like please in my head i'm like please yeah spank me bend me yeah fuck me daddy and i'm having to pretend like i'm gonna to kick him in the balls and spit in his mouth When he was saying I'll do that to you I knew you were fighting hard to say no Demons Demons Absolute demons

So then I leave that date He's like yeah I know She's really hot but she needs bipolar pills She's terrible She's terrible. She's terrible. I would love to go on a date with her again when she's medicated. And I'm like, just sitting up there watching that shit. I'm crying to KS.

I'm like, I will never find love. You just fucked up my whole life. Just wait one more week. We'll have a whole new plot. I think we'll get through this one. It's just, it's heartbreaking to watch because I think that's in my personality. Like, I know I can close and I can't, you know.

Right. I'm not allowed, you know. So this man just leaves thinking that all I wanted to do was beat him with a ping pong paddle. Also, after we left, Tana asked me to ask our girl who booked the flights for these men's direct Instagrams so that she could go and formally

apologize to them and still try to slide well no i mean hear me out on why i want to apologize i feel like the story we just told is the most tame one there was another guy super sexy so coded my type he could have been a couple inches taller But I'm saying still coded my type Yes Like covered head to toe in tattoos Like super fucking hot Like super hot Again could have been Giovanna Palmin

Tommy He was hot as fuck And I sit down on the day And you could tell Like we were like flirting back and forth I was like you're hot I want to say I should DM him Now that I have his Instagram

He's hot, he is hot And I'm sitting there and I'm like would you do anything for me And his energy is so right He's like pinky swear I'd do anything for you Like blah blah we go back and forth It's like flirty, it's sexy, he's sexy Do you know what KSI made me have in my back pocket? A fucking

Zzzzzz hair shaver. Earpiece. Tell him you won't be with him unless you shave his beard. Unless you shave his goatee. The light left from this poor kid's eyes. No, and mine. Just watching. You shave off his beard, and then he said,

if I knew you were actually going to do that, I would have walked out. And imagine this hot ass guy saying that to me. Oh no, but when he said that, that's when I was like, this is like, fuck.

It's like psychological torture. We literally turned to each other and we're like, oh no. I was like, this is actually bullying. A little bit. And that's one thing about me.

I'll sabotage some shit after six months. You know, like I'll sabotage a relationship in my own way. And bully them. But off rip like that. Like, like I'm not sabotaging that. Like I would never act like that.

You know, like having to act so unlike yourself. Totally. You bully when it's back and forth. But I'm saying just like meeting this like kind, sexy guy who like clearly like wants me and is like down. And being like, I don't want you unless you let me shave your beard i had to bend him over and shave his fucking beard well like bend him backwards i don't know no and then after that i shave his beard he gives me his beard hair i duct tape it back onto his face i forgot about that this man is humiliated i saw him after the shoot too and he was just like looking at me like scared And like that's a painful feeling

Just humiliated Yeah just feeling like you scared the shit out of him Can I say something though he was cute with the beard He was really cute without the beard too He was so much hotter without the beard When he took that hat off too You could just tell that that was like his security though And he was hot without it

And it just like oh my god Like the shit And maybe it's different for the guys I'm the first girl like and it just like oh my god like the shit and maybe it's different for the guys i'm the first girl to do it like yeah like imagine a guy was like take out all of your extensions right now yeah like that wouldn't happen you know i would not let that i would die i would die sooner yours i feel like they were way more intense like with what they were having you do to the men than they ever were with like men doing shit to the women like yours was some

fear factor shit well i think that the point of having a woman on it is that the the blunt end of the joke of the first woman being 20 versus one is pussy power yeah like what you can get a man to do for pussy you know like we had a different guy like tell us he wanted to be an actor and take off his shirt and i was like there was a chair in front of me. This poor guy. I would have said no to him tenfold. But I couldn't say no. So we get on this date. And they make me tell him that I want to recruit him for OnlyFans.

And this man is an aspiring actor. This one's sad. Also, keep in mind, he goes up to your shoulders. He was very, very much not your type. Even though your type is everyone, this was one that actually was not. Objectively, not your type. Just, you got to be my height, you know? And I tell him that at the Sidemen's gunpoint,

I tell him that I want him to be recruited for my OnlyFans. My OnlyFans agency, Tana's Angels. I tell him I want him to be a Tana's Angel. I want to sign him. And then he has to take off his shirt and fuck a chair the way he'd fuck me. In order to do it, this man took off his shirt and he fucked a chair. He fucked a chair. I think his dick was out.

No, I know. The sad thing is that you made were saying like you made him like think it was like hot to you you're like oh my god like fuck that chair like it's me uh-huh so then he like and you could he's like you like that type like he was like oh yeah okay you could they're laughing you're laughing from the side men were laughing the side men were in tears i walked those stairs at one point all the side men were sobbing. You could hear them. Like, actual tears. Like, laughing so... Because, obviously, it's so funny, but it was so bad for these people.

One of the guys, I don't know exactly what his thing was, but everyone was laughing upstairs. And he was like, everyone's laughing. Oh, was it the breakdancer? The breakdancer. I don't know. Oh, my God. Here's what I'm going to say before I tell this story. I love KSI.

One of the guys was a professional break dancer which i'm not gonna lie have you heard that tiktok sound where it's like mention do that yeah mention do that correct i don't necessarily think unless you're like the most successful break dancer in the world and you can pay for our kids to go to college if you're just break dancing in the living room with a side job i don't know if that's my journey i'd rather be gay that's just my i'm sorry that's just my truth and don't get me wrong my job is also not bad um if you're gay out there and you're listening it's okay fuck this bitch would I rather date this disgusting breakdancer I think I'd almost rather be

gay she's like gagging she's like gay gay I said it there I said it I told them a story the other day and they both cried. MacBook charger. No. We told that on the last episode of cancel back. We did. No, I actually was. No.

So it made them so sad. It's just a part of my childhood trauma, but I did put it on the docket to tell. Um, it is a sad, but I, it's not sad now. It's just funny.

I've worked hard. It's still very, very sad. It's still very, very sad. It's still really fucking sad. Okay. So every single night when I fall asleep, I have to fall asleep with a blanket over my ear. Like if I fall asleep, I fall asleep with my head on the pillow,

but the blanket has to be over my ear. I swear to God I could be up for 24 hours. If there's not a blanket over my ear, I'm staying up. She cussed me out because the blanket would fall off your ear when it would get into the bed. Well, yes. So the other night night so here's the thing too sidemen booked us two hotel rooms like they booked us two big ass hotel rooms like we all could sleep in like separate beds or couches pull out beds like whatever but we're all so codependent on each other that we fully chose

the nicest room and we all are sharing this king bed like we'd rather sleep together yeah for sure which is hilarious which is hilarious it's insane but here's the thing here's the thing too when i'm sharing a bed with anyone i will never be the middle girl i will you will you slay at the middle girl because you're just cute and you fall asleep you're cute i can never be the middle girl right i have to be the middle girl because you're just cute and you fall asleep. You're cute. I can never be the middle girl, right? I have to be the outside girl because here's the thing. The way I have to sleep is my leg has to be over the blanket or over a pillow. That's all my scoliosis.

I can't sleep like one line. I have to like elevate my legs so my back doesn't hurt. I'm 25. I feel like I'm 50. I don't know why that happens. Slay. And so Ty was. She's the orphan.

I am the orphan. Worse, honestly. At least she likes Slay. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine.

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Yeah, you sleep. Until when you sleep on the outside of a bed, you have your blanket. But the person in the middle kind of has the control of where the comforter goes. Like if they get up out of the bed, it like rips the comforter off of you, like whatever they do, right? And so I kept telling Ty that he kept waking me because he was ripping the comforter off of me. And he was like, who cares, Tana, you sleep so hard. Because once I'm asleep, I can sleep through.

Bitch, you're knocked. I can sleep through Chernobyl. Like it doesn't Because once I'm asleep, I can sleep through. Bitch, you're knocked. I can sleep through Chernobyl. Like, it doesn't matter what's happening. Like, I can sleep through it. Fire alarm. Literally. Yeah. Like, once I'm knocked, I'm knocked.

But I have to fall asleep with a blanket over my ear. Ty was like, why? And I was like, well, I'm going to childhood trauma dump on you. And not she didn't. I'm going to tell you guys this story. They think it's really sad i think it built character we're gonna see where it lands i was probably like five or six years old and obviously i grew up with no money allegedly and um allegedly so she doesn't get sued. Allegedly. I was like, so this is a lie now. No. And. You're just a repo baby this whole time.

I was just loaded this whole time. I just love this fantasy. God, please. And so my parents, as a treat, decided they would go to Blockbuster, right? Classic. They pick out their movie. They're splurging this day. They're like, oh my God, Tana gets a movie too. I was an only child.

They pick my movie. It was a movie called Teacher Ate My Homework. And I still, I do have a discrepancy with the people who made this movie because the cover of it looks very wholesome. Like a mouse eats a cookie or whatever. Just like a mouse eats a cookie or whatever. Just like a mouse eats a cookie. No, but the cover of this movie is wholesome. So my parents picked this movie.

I'm probably like five or six. It looks like Matilda. Wait, can I see? Like, this is some shit. I'd be like, okay, cute. Is this it? I don't want to like traumatize you. Yes, yes, yes.

Imagine she falls over. This is actually fucking horrific. No. So my parents this was the cover yeah like looked super wholesome looks so like doesn't that not look wholesome like teacher that looks pretty wholesome no yeah it looks like a funny little yeah pretty crazy anyways we'll put it in the podcast and my parents took this movie from me right and i go home and they put it in the fucking dv. It's a horror movie. I'm six,

maybe five at most. And it's the most terrifying horror movie ever. This to this day, I'm terrified of like realistic dolls because of this movie. Like I hate realistic dolls. And I sit down and I start watching it. And it's this horrifying movie about like this doll killing people. And like everyone's dying, whatever. I'm scream crying. I'm scream crying. Like, please turn it off. And they're like, you wanted a movie.

You wanted to go to Blockbuster. Watch this movie. Allegedly. They're like, watch this movie. Watch this movie. Oh, my God. Like, da, da, da. Like, you have to watch it.

You wanted a Blockbuster movie. So watch it. It's the most horrifying movie in the world. And at that time, my aunt had just gotten me an American Girl doll. I was like, this looks just like you. Like, blah, blah, blah. She has brown hair. My hair was blonde at the time.

Doll's eyes were protruding out of its head. Definitely like a Shein version of an American Girl doll. She definitely like boofed that shit from the fucking black market. Terrifying. I mean, her asshole. Boofed an American Girl doll. But just point blank being she got me this American Girl doll. Runs in the family. No, sorry.

Everything boofs. But like the doll already terrified me, you know. And then I watched this movie and my parents alleged they won't let me turn it off. They won't let me turn the movie off. So I'm scream crying the whole movie, whatever, blah, blah, blah. Wait, why? Because like they rented it, like they paid for it. Yeah, you're watching this.

But like you're five. You're five it? They paid for it? Yeah, you're watching this. But you're five. You're five. But they paid for that shit. That whole $3.99 is worth your childhood drama. So I'm terrified. I'm scream crying, whatever. And they send me to my room to go to bed. And I have this American girl doll under my bed. And I'm falling asleep and I keep hearing noises.

And I'm so scared and I'm crying. And I'm five and I'm scared and so no one would save me and I was so scared of this movie that no one would save me from that I slept every night for the next year with the blanket over my ear and it was like my formative years those are your formative years that makes me so sad like I want to hug

little Tana I'd punt that bitch no but like I slept in my parents bed until I'm not joking. I was like 13. It was, it was borderline. Like bitch, come on, get a fucking grip. Yeah.

But like, I would like, I would try to call into my parents' bed. If they were just like passed out, like I would get in, but it was never like love obviously. But allegedly, allegedly. Yeah. We're not trying to get soon here on the Cancel Podcast. So for the rest of my life to this day, I have to sleep with a blanket over my ear. I can't fall asleep unless something's covering my ear.

I can't hear things. If you're a doll out there, back the fuck off and let this bitch sleep. Annabelle, please. Annabelle, fuck off. To this day, I suck. My ex would always make me watch Chucky. He was obsessed with it.

So I, like, became accustomed to Chucky. I think Chucky's cute now. But other than that, like, Annabelle, like, still scares the shit out of me. Like, I think, like, haunted dolls are so weird. That's, like, not unusual. Chucky's kind of, like, hot. Did we not see a guy? Five-year-old doll.

Did we not? Is he little? Maybe he's not, like, an 18-year-old. How old do not? Is he little? Maybe he's not like an 18-year-old. How old do you think Chucky is? What do you mean? I don't know. Five? What do you mean?

He's been around for so long. I'm like, he's grown. But in the body of a seven-year-old. But is he? Because he's stabbing. He's a doll. He's a doll. Yeah, it's like a little five-year-old doll.

Have you seen Chucky? You're just really placating this whole journey. Wait, yeah. Okay. Chucky's been around forever. And his little wife. Don't use these confusing words on me. You know, I did that when I was dating Bella and Monson. They dressed up as Chucky and his wife.

And I was like little Chucky. I was like, oh, I love this throuple. That's good. I'm like, I love this throuple. This is a way better throuple than that one, sincerely. And the sex is better too. That's what you said We can never

Ty would you ever have a sex with me Have a sex Have a sex Sorry I slurred a little A little Yeah I slurred a lot Would you ever have sex with me it was a question Do you want my real answer? Yeah.

No. So for this outro, I do want to say anyone that is still going to comment about Brooke, we were just horrified. That's why we said those rude things. Here's the thing, guys. We're in Europe for the next month. We had to do a bi-coastal episode of Canceled.

Ty Collins, Paige Cameron, thank you for joining me. Give it up. Thank you for joining me as my fellow co-host today. We're going to go frolic through Europe, and we are so excited to pass you guys off to Brooke Schofield. I have no idea what she has in store, what she's doing over there, but I love that girl. And Canceled is going to happen no matter what.

We're so excited to go on tour and tour the world and meet all of you in every single city that we've announced on my Twitter and my Instagram. I can't wait to do the meet and greets. We're so excited for tour. So excited. We're touring all of the U.S. right now and we're adding so many dates that are across the U.S.

and it's going to be so fun. But right now I'm stuck in Europe and I'm with Paige and Ty, my favorite people across the u.s and like it's gonna be so fun um but right now i'm stuck in europe and i'm with page and time my favorite people in the world so i hope you enjoyed the first half of this episode of canceled but brooke back to you take it away back to you brooke and that was tana motion with the weather for paris thank you so much tana that was so amazing they're fully in london oh are they not the same thing right i don't know no they said it at least 20 times in their episode they kept going and we're in london that's what should have happened on the very first episode you know the one that

you guys shot and i did like the are you smarter than a fifth grader in the background like that would be really funny to like oh it's bad geography is not my thing but in my defense i've never left the country tana is in london she thinks she's in paris next she's in mykonos and then jakarta jakarta coming soon she'll be touring in uganda i have i have children in uganda no the philippines marianne shout out anyway we are back on the canceled set it's me and amari so brooks are reddit whore as guys know, because it's all she talks about on here. It's one of, it's like, I feel like at this point, it's like a personality trait for you. I know, but I'm trying not to make it because now, now they're like, I fucked myself over a little bit because now they know I'm watching.

So like the main ones will make sure that I see it. And then the nice ones are like, Brooke, if you see this. So for all you know, I'm not even on there. But I've been doing my research, my Reddit research research and i go on to like the little thread red podcast teach me the lingo canceled pod um and i saw one and you guys are talking about how these you don't really live for the guests or whatever and you guys want more like people in the friend group on there and there was a poll and the poll honestly boosted the fuck out of me you go thank you guys like that was so amazing what were the options you lila i was like me lila ari i think ashley isabella maybe mario trevi no isabella they wanted you on i swear wait isabella's with us and i took the cake by a landslide

and there's nothing bad about me on reddit well that you know of be careful because i didn't think so either until i started what what the mistake i was making before was searching brooke scofield but it's like how dare i think that they know my last name i search now brooke tana one of my like youtube tags like i feel like when you first start making youtube videos like back in the day like you would like add tags to videos like hashtags or whatever the fuck so if people type these things in then like your youtube video would come out like i don't to videos, like, hashtags or whatever the fuck. So, if people type these things in, then, like, your YouTube video would come out. Like, I don't think that's, like, a thing anymore.

Like, they don't really do anything for me. I don't think it, like, makes you do better. But, like, one of them, like, back in the day, it was, like, Amari Tana. Tana Amari. And, like, both of our names, like, spelled, like, wrong, too. Like, Tana Mongoose Amari Stewart. Like, S-T-E-W-A-R-T. Wait, that's actually really funny.

Like, just, like, awful. I remember in the beginning ages of TikTok, too, when we would type, like, F-Y-P-X-B-C xbc by ya or whatever uh-huh and honestly some of these days i'm like should i be doing that like what was charlie doing seriously no exactly but also i will is your creator fund on it's not i turned mine off too and my video started doing better well that's what everyone's saying so someone was telling me the other day like now there's like a long form version where you can post like a video if it's longer than a minute you can make like a dollar for every thousand thousand views which is crazy because the normal like youtube is like the only platform

in my experience that you make money from like actual views tiktok you could get five million views and you make like five cents like no one's making money on the goddamn creator fund unless you're like noah beck and like taking your shirt off oh my god don't talk to me about no back don't talk to me about i just i just went through recently and i was like i forget what like what compelled me to do it but i went and looked and i had sent noah back a dm in 2020 and i was so mortified i just said you're hot i mean where's the lie there's no lie but it's weird now because it's like it's too close now for comfort like if he was justin bieber like that's okay to say um he's like he watched my story that day that's why i checked so i was like oh no does he follow you no but i know that the only i know that it was because i actively tell his little

sister that i'm in love with him so i haven't met her tatum she's so cute but it'll creep you out it'll creep you out because they look exactly the same so now it's like as hot as he is i look at him and i'm like there's tatum oh shit i'm like so i am bisexual again yeah maybe wait how old is she um i think she's like 20 she's older than him what wait it's not his little little sister because she's tiny she's tiny um you know all about being tiny she's she's older than him but yeah anyway no back if you're seeing this i didn't that wasn That wasn't me. And that's embarrassing. And also Dixie D'Amelio, if you're seeing this, I love you more than Noah. I mean, take one down, pass it around.

It's not how that goes. Not anymore. We talked about too much on the canceled podcast. You know all about take one down, pass it around. No, I don't. Anywho. Okay, so what I want to know is, you like did you come up with topics for us to talk about today because obviously guys i have not i'm here obviously always sitting on the couch on

the side but i'm not always on the actual episode so like we got to give them like something good we gotta give them something juicy we do i have a couple little things i want to talk about just um right off the top because i've had some things that I would bring up with Tana Mongeau herself if she were sitting in front of me, but it's almost more exciting to bring them up with you. Yeah, the black version's right here. The first being that I got cooked this week on another podcast by none other than Harry Jowsey.

And by cooked, I mean he embarrassed me. He honestly didn't say anything bad. He went on Dom Gabriel's podcast, which I'm actually going on tomorrow. Like too hot to handle Dom. I think he's on the perfect match show. Oh, okay.

All these Netflix shows have me so fucked up. Like there's just like 50,000 of them. And now I feel like once you get into that little like Netflix industry, like they'll just toss you around like a piece of pizza. Yeah. If they like you, they'll just yeah, they'll just let you dip in anywhere. Oh, yeah. He was on Perfect Match.

I was I was seeing that him and like Francesca were like hitting it off for a second. Like, yeah. So on Dom's podcast, they did a little fuck, marry, kill action. OK. And the options were Tana Mongeau, her co-host, which is me. Thank you. Did they just call you her co-host? Well, they said Brooke, her co-host.

Okay. Or Sophia with an F. All of which are very good options for all of the above, except for kill. No one's dying. We killed Sophia because, I don't know why, that was stupid. She'd be a good fuck, I know it. We'll get to that too because I have another Sophia topic

He goes Mary Tana Which is already gold digger He goes Fuck Brooke again I love again Why do you have to say again Because obviously we had him on cancelled Everyone knew like that already that was years ago okay but

i'll tell you why i have a problem with you again first of all anyone i'm talking to seeing that now and being like huh you're like i fucked you well for no it's just like it's just like why do you say again like like it's like i'd fuck her again like don't say that okay because there's no context there now for example like Georgia for example his sweet ex-girlfriend who I'm friends with who I love she that she can she doesn't know the timeline on that what if that means last week you know what I mean like I saw that and I was like oh no all of a sudden you're never going to a Netflix event ever again no but it's like if i'm choosing teams i'm choosing fucking little margot robbie over here georgia has a roddy so i'm like damn he aired you out he aired me the fuck out and i was so embarrassed not embarrassed

because it's like he's hot like whatever but but letting me know that that was years ago okay that was a different time i actually remember when that happened and he made me watch the b movie every single time i remember when that happened too it was very interesting the group chat was having a field day and not one time did he call me by my name what i don't even want to tell you what was he calling you uh i think something something milk like milk something what like what like mommy mommy's milk like because my tits were huge at the time so to this day i when the clip came out i went to go text him because i was like what the fuck don't have his number first of all that's how you know it was a long time ago second of all his

former number is saved in my phone as harry jowsey milk man no so just letting be known that was many personalities ago harry if you're listening which no you are um so hot so hot so hot and real australian which is listen on my bucket list since look um if you don't fuck brooke again we could that's not where i was going with this take me for a whirl not a bad idea uh-huh i'm like you've never been to heaven have you anyway on the topic of sophia which we weren't yeah not at all but like sophia so sophia with an f this is just a short topic but i just need to bring it out to you because she was the nicest girl ever by the way like she's the first time meeting her and she's like she walked in like i personally don't like when people come through

and like they have like shitty friends or anything like that like She was amazing and so nice and I also feel like she came with her. I think it was her assistant Yeah, and they were so nice and so cool and like and so pretty like that doesn't fucking matter obviously but like a lot of A lot of times I feel like i've in the past couple years like i've met people that like just Are there like eating his ass or something like that. And I think I like that she called her the fuck out.

She was like, you tweeted this about me. Yeah. And like, I just like love that. Like she came through and was like so nice to even like she probably has no idea who the fuck I am or if she does. That's cool, too. But like she was just so nice and didn't care about anything. I was giving like very like we're all the same that I was I was going to ask you like

I have experience with that i talk about it i've talked about it on a few episodes but when like when i have a problem with somebody a lot of times tana's like where is this coming from like like they're so nice like what what's wrong with them i'm like girl they would do anything to eat your pussy because she can't see it because everybody's so not not everybody but like there are a lot of people who will be so nice to her and then not as nice to the people around her. And I, of course, I notice that. I'm sure you do, too. Yeah, no, I've seen it.

It's like, girls especially, they'll be so far up her asshole in the nicest way. But you're like, okay. No, this isn't a fucking meet and greet. I was talking about this. So it is special to me. I always, always make note of the people who, like, come in and they're just like, oh, my God. Like, they're equally attentive to everybody. I always, always make note of the people who come in and they're just like, oh my god. They're equally attentive to everybody. That's special.

It's funny too because we're filming a podcast. I know. It's Chris Miles checking on Tana. Sophia with an F just had a guest on her podcast. And do you remember that show that was making a star or something? It was with Danity Kane. God god you're too young for me it was like not all of us are knocked i think it was like diddy or somebody who was like putting a girl group together and they were like making these like girls sing together whatever and they like they formed a group called danity kane or whatever

and they were big like really big for a second. Okay. What kind of music? My favorite. Who knows? Damage, damage. Me needing all my details and giving all the details. No, that song that's like, oh, wait, no, that's Pussycat Dolls. Yeah, I don't know. But I remember at the time I loved this girl, Audrey, I think is her name. Okay. She was the blonde one and I always wanted to be blonde.

That was my girl I identified with. Okay. So she was just a guest on Sophia with an F. And I honestly think I just, I need to send the video. Maybe I'll airdrop it to Aaron. But when I tell you, I was too stunned to speak. I was on Raya. Not to be mean, but I'm a bigger deal than you.

And I couldn't get on Raya. I'm still in the hold pile, which is basically whoever is deciding on Raya, you pissed off or you pissed off somebody that knows them. And they're likely friends with a Trump or a Pauly D human being. Did you have drama with Pauly aside from the fact that he cheated on you? Yeah, girl, the whole relationship was drama. He told me it's so easy for me to be the shiny, great guy that everybody loves because everyone around me is such a hot mess that like

i get the good edit easily and he accurately was able to voice that to me too which shows which one he is out of the call her daddy girl and you he makes more money good for him we ain't pulling up to a 60 million dollar mansion no we're not but i can't sleep at night but it has nothing to do with my karma wait okay so that's that's the first part of that was like i wanted you to see because it was like her that saying the little sound bite like like no offense but i'm a bigger deal than you and i can't get onto raya there was another clip where sophia goes yeah i love money and she goes clearly not that much because you let 60 million dollars slip through your fingers and just like fucking disrespecting sophia so bad on her own podcast like saying like that is you're not shit and you're on raya like why can't i get on right like just being such a cunt

i would fucking winnie shut up i would fucking kill myself no it was so bad i wish so i went obviously to do more research because i was apprehensive to speak about it uncanceled without like actually knowing the details like I was like maybe the maybe it's clipped poorly to make her look bad so I went and looked at the Sophia with an F comments okay and they are apparently she was just so horrible to Sophia the entire time and Sophia was just like a big person about it she was like oh yeah like no yeah for sure they should let you on let me tell you if somebody was sitting across from me somebody by the way who I mean she was a big deal in her day yeah but it's been 15 years and she is

in no way more important with Sophia than Sophia with an f and like society is like what's keeping you alive and like your audience has like graduated and like like gone on with their lives it was a huge deal at that time like like dana that was a huge deal but what have you done to keep yourself like to do nothing since okay and then disrespect sophia and then come on a podcast somebody who's giving you a platform to talk about your like business to promote whatever you want to promote and disrespect that person who's sitting across from you who's interviewing you that badly i was like yeah that's so mean and like obviously like she one she's got some balls because some balls when it comes to like that kind of behavior too it's like who raised you because it's like you don't go into like someone's i don't know where sophia with enough shoots but like you don't go into someone's house or their space and like they're inviting you like being so nice

and you don't treat someone like shit in their own home i'll treat you like shit like outside of the home but like yeah or if you think like because she like i said she was really like she was lit at that time she was so important, but you don't disrespect somebody like that. It pissed me off so bad. I don't know. Like, it's giving like, um, have you seen this,

this TikTok? And like, this girl's like, Oh, people say it's like free to be nice. I guess it is free to be nice. I completely agree with that. And I always say that too.

It's free to just be nice to a person. But then she goes, also it's free to be mean. Like she goes, you think I'm buying a booklet on how to be a cunt like but it just sucks because i don't want to listen like when somebody says something like that for example because this girl who i'm talking about she is very knowledgeable she's been in this space like that we're in now forever okay and she knows probably a lot more

than we do she's been through it she's seen it all okay yeah but like you have the opportunity to give somebody like it like actual sound advice and be like kind of somebody and she was just like she literally was like you don't fucking matter and i do and here's why i'd start crying i would start crying well that's why i had to say it because i was like poor little like and sophia she stands up for herself like i've seen her do it she's obviously she's also so sweet and the 60 million dollars thing pissed me off because you know that she loses sleep over that okay i i would that's a low blow that's a low blow bitch like it's like me saying something to you that you already really like know and like feel a certain type of way about and like me throwing it back in your face it's like

why are you gonna do that on my own fucking show? Yeah, that, that does suck ass. But at least she was like, justice for Sophia and honestly, find God. Justice for Sophia. Whatever her name is. Anyhow,

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she's a she's a sweetheart she really means well but like we're okay so basically what basically what we're doing right now is like trailing back to how we were talking about how people like sometimes just come around and they just want to like eat tamela's ass and like they treat the people around her disrespectfully and okay that's fine get to your bag chase the clout do your thing that's totally okay but yesterday one of the friends that we had come over did something similar to that whole vibe to me but now we're friends and it was just really funny because she said came over hang out all this stuff and one of the first times that I met her actually the very first time i met

her we're like getting in an uber going up the hill and it's just like tana and i and this girl and this is a universal experience it's like she grew up like like kind of like nepo baby ask i would say like nepo baby adjacent yeah whatever the fuck that means and what what do you mean what does that mean does that mean the same thing as like nepo baby ask it's like it doesn't matter i'll tell you after whatever um so then we're getting into an uber to go up the hill i think tana ordered it or whatever and the girl like turns around and looks at me and she goes what are you doing or like she's just like being weird about me getting into the car and i'm like getting into a fucking uber with my goddamn sister and she's like shell

shocked i had a similar like experience realized and i literally i told her you're a fucking bitch the first time i met her and then uh like a month later or something like that like obviously everything like kind of like switched the vibes are okay we hung out yesterday and she's on live talking about someone brings me up and she's like honestly i fuck with amari the first time i met him he called me a fucking bitch she was like said i was being a bitch i firmly believe that some people they just need to be they just like you know need to be told and like not even in a bad way because so this i had a similar experience where it was

kind of like i could tell this person only cared about tana and not me which is fine but like in in a situation like that it's like what do you mean i can't get in the uber i was joking we were just going up the hill too so that was kind of my first impression as well but i think what it came down to to me was like i know that the intent wasn't bad it's just her personality which is fine yeah and that's fine so we grew to love her yeah okay like i completely like understood but because she just sometimes i feel like she struggles A little bit with like Social cues a little Where like She says something

And she genuinely like It's coming from like Her heart And she means it And she means so well with it But like the way she's saying it You're like There's no way

You just said that to me Realize like What What effect this Has on people What magnitude this earthquake is Yeah So yesterday

I make a comment She's she's over here and i love like i think she's very entertaining she's fun to listen to she's like she's a good time spilling so much i'm not kidding i feel like i pressed a button i turned it on and she is performing it was amazing she's a performance artist i was like i love and i love to watch it i'm obsessed with her now but i said a comment or I made a comment about like something that I wanted to be invited to and I wasn't. OK, just like a really lighthearted comment. I was like, oh, like, why aren't they inviting me to those?

And boy, did she take that as an invitation? She read you to Phil. She read me to Phil. And I'll tell you what she said. She basically. So it was like a basically in L basically in LA there's like showrooms. Okay. And like when you get invited to events and stuff, you can go to these showrooms.

Like so long as they feel like you're like important or whatever, you can go there, you can pull pieces, you can wear them and then bring them back. Okay. Or get gifted them sometimes. Yeah. Or if you're really lit, if you're really elevated, you can keep keep them but i had a showroom reach out to me and they were like we would love to have you in whatever so then i messaged them and i was like i would love to come i have you know people's choice i have this this and this okay like like

really important things laid out them your resume and they fucking ignored me okay and i'm like you reached out to me first this is you literally just edged me with my own fucking dresses and i'm hurt so i was like her i brought it up yesterday and without hesitation she goes it's because you need to elevate i go what do you mean i need to elevate and she goes no offense this is what she said swear on my life she said i think canceled has the potential to be a big podcast i was already hurt on the floor but it just kept getting worse on the floor it could be really big

but i'm gonna be honest with you your entire brand is based around basically just talking about drama and i'm like well yeah like it keeps the lights on like yeah and she goes no one's ever gonna take you seriously they're always gonna think you're a fast fast fashion girl and like it hurt because she was right but like it she gave me the bit of the century because now i'm like oh my god what am i gonna do to elevate like like i can't talk i can't talk shit about fucking audrey o'day because i'm elevating like i can't do any of this anymore what cracks me up about it all is like people like that like in los angeles like there's this is coming from like love this girl she's amazing she's great she's great but like you're a fucking nepo baby that's

and like it's like okay easier said than done like say that you need to elevate like elevate with what like your fucking daddy's black card so not to cut you off but she she said to me she goes sometimes it comes down to turning down some brand deals because it's just not with your brand i go first of all your parents are paying your rent your parents are paying your bills i'm paying my parents bills so i don't i don't get to turn things down to pay wigs to slave you got you gotta eat too yeah like i'm i'm not gonna turn something down because it's not elevated enough. Like I have to keep my lights on and Mary Yance. Okay. Like I've got a family to feed.

So while I think she was coming from a good place, I'm like, I'm literally going to run this home for the rest of my life. She just didn't realize like, but she just, you know, she, what did she say?

She said like, um, she was like, YSL is never going to have you so long as you are posting fashion nova like well ysl's not paying me now and this fashion of a dress was cute so i will well then so i told her i was like well i kind of like i don't really want like my vision isn't for me to be a fashion girly like i'm wearing a fucking onesie and sneakers you guys see me every day but fashion's not in my future i want it to be but i'm kind of like personality based and she goes personality is not going to get you anywhere unless you want to be a talk show host i go that's exactly what i want to do and that's like

that's ow because that's like my dream goal in life is to be a talk show and i'm like i love the idea of that and like honestly i don't know she really humbled me because now i'm like i got it i got it off a really good offer today and i literally had to text natalie and be like i don't know i don't think it's elevated no one's elevating with this i could yeah i'm like no more fast fashion no more you know what i'm elevating. And fuck my mom, dude. Sorry. Like, lights are off. You're elevating and everyone else is declining in life.

No one else gets any more money. I did get a Taylor Swift deal. Yeah, you're a fucking bitch for that. You're a fucking bitch. I want to go to Taylor Swift so bad. I don't know if you guys know this about me, but I am a Sw i have always been a swifty will always be a swifty and then brooke comes in here like a fucking swifty like a fucking so like a fucking stampede they know i'm a swifty they they hear me i talk about her whatever and i see the text brooke got taylor swift tickets somehow to a box not somehow yeah

let's punch the numbers no i got them i got them and i'm taking lila because it was when i was supposed to go to iowa so what goes on with that because like so basically what happened was like lila booked a trip for them to go to iowa and she like triple charged like american airlines or whatever airline you fucking suck and charged her i don't believe that i believe it was like i believe it was on lila's accord well i she showed it and like she kept saying like they were having issues or like it was i don't know what was going on but that does suck ass like getting triple charged for like flights that are like over a thousand dollars is kind of ass but like so is she just like refunding those flights and you guys are going or like what no we they were non-refundable

so we found out today that we're just fucked but we're going to taylor swift and taylor swift tickets are like thousands of dollars yeah no those are very very expensive so it's valuable i texted someone and was like i need to give or I need to get tickets to the 21 Savage Drake concert. That's what I need. I need to be like in a box. Ooh. 21. Well, see, look what I'm going to do.

I'm going to elevate it for all of us. Elevate. I'm elevating for everybody. I'm going to go in that box and I'm going to be so overwhelmingly grateful and excited about having been invited that we are gonna get invited back every single time yeah everything it's so the the invite we got it's so taylor's playing sofi stadium yeah and it goes in the sofi owner's box i go okay so who's the sofi owner because i will i'm'm going to kill myself. Yeah, please fuck him. Okay, that's not,

I was going to say like bringing flowers or something. No, I want you to fuck him. Stassi Bell honestly gave us a good topic for today. She said, I want you to put all of your friends

in a superlative, like a yearbook. I won one in high school. I didn't. I got most adventurous. And my quote was like Cause they knew you were gay dude I had

What the fuck There's nothing wrong with being gay I wasn't gay in high school We're all gay here except for Isabella I've fucked more girls than guys Let's put it like that That's crazy to me So crazy No I won't ask you that We fuck all the time girls than guys let's put it like that that's crazy to me yeah so crazy how many well no i

won't ask you that but we fuck all the time me and you that's the rumor i've been spreading is that we fuck don't say that i'm not kidding on tiktok people will be like what's going on with brooke i'm like i don't know we fuck all the time i'm rebranding as celibate so i want to give everybody our superlative i I think Isabella is the most likely to be in a Lil Yachty music video. Big Sean is too little for you. Like, he's too short. You did? What?

Most likely to go to jail, obviously, Lila. Most likely to be, yeah, imprisoned is definitely lila come on give us something isabella she's go to mike now wait what's ari what music video he'll be in no no what's he most likely to do oh like marry someone with like oil money wait i want to see like yeah i feel like he's like wait i want to pull up like real super you think so? Yeah, I feel like he's, like, he won't settle. I want to pull up, like, real superlatives. You're so right. I'm pulling up yearbook superlatives. No, but we can't... I don't want, like...

I don't want best smile. I want, like, most likely to get, like, railed in the back of a fucking IHOP. You know? You. That's, like, Barney's Beanery. I'm, like, super. That wasn't mine.

Like, biggest flirt, Tana. No, I think that's just biggest drunk flirt is pushing it biggest slur like if we had a slur um most likely to win an argument tana that's just not true no most likely to get everyone else to back down in an argument is tana win crazy. Like most likely to climb Mount Everest. Paige. Paige. Just to get away from this. Honestly, Ashley. Her athletic ass.

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Yeah, I feel like she's good at it. If I'm just gonna get caught, it's gonna be like me, someone who doesn't steal. Yeah, or like Kyla. I could see Kyla getting caught stealing. I could see Kyla

like stealing by accident and being like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. No, my mom's done that before too. She's like accidentally stolen. My mom's accidentally stolen too. Well, she's accidentally stolen and she like feels so bad in the parking lot, has gone back inside and been like, oh my god, I accidentally stole this and paid.

I'm like. Dude, I feel like my mom would like, would like stuff shit in my pockets when I was a kid. I'm like, what the fuck? And like, I'm sitting here in high school. I'm like, give me money. You're going back inside and you just got shit for free and you won't give me money? I used to rob my mom in high school. Yeah, get it together, Debra. I used to rob here in high school i'm like give me money you're going back inside and you just got shit for free and you won't give me money i would used to get it together deborah i used to rob her in high school i'd be like in line at pac-san or like zoomies whatever like in the mall i'm like just rob your mom basically like i had like for a long time i had a debit

card that was attached to like my parents account so they could transfer me money or i could transfer them money i mean i wasn't transferring that money like that's people i was was in high school i worked at paxton and so the total would be like 86 a little while whatever and i'd have like four dollars in my account but i was like wait i can go in right now transfer 86 out of my mom's into mine i'd swipe and then she'd be like we have the like the electric bill to pay i'd be like you're see i could never get away with that look at these even this morning as a 26 year old-old woman, I got a text, were you out of the country last month? My grandpa goes, send me $60.

I'm like, for what? My roaming charges or something. Oh. Your parents took you to dinner? I'll never forget, like, Father's Day or my dad's birthday, something like that. I got him fucking cute-ass Raiders custom Air Force Ones took him to catch and he starts ordering like Wagyu and like all this stuff and I'm like are you kidding and it was like my dad my mom I don't

my brother doesn't matter and the bill's like $1,300 and I was like ew this is so fucking annoying I'm having to pay this fucking bill for like. Well, you shouldn't offer. I was like, what? But it was cute. It was cute. But like, that charge wasn't cute. At all.

I was so pissed. If I could live my life and never pay for anything again, I would. Like, what am I going to do? Say it. No charcoal. Who did we not give a superlative? Ty? Ty and I are friends.

Everyone keeps asking all the time are ty and i dating no we're not dating nobody's asking you that dude i'm sure little miss reddit over here knows damn well i'm just joking yeah um but yeah no ty we're friends we're not dating and that's really it so slide in my dms. Or his. And so me. I will fucking kill you. Me and Ty are dating. Me and Paige. We both fuck Brooke. Everybody fucks Brooke.

Except for Isabella. She's not a lesbian. Brooke wants me to be into her so bad. You guys, can I, can I, can I, can I please tell, come on. You can tell the story about how you like pulled the prank on me. No, wait. It wasn't a prank. It wasn't a prank. It wasn't a prank. No, she was playing some game in the club, no?

Like where you texted me. No, no. First of all, I don't need to defend myself here. I'm straight. I'm not going to bully you, but... I'm like, what's wrong with being not straight? One time... No, no, no. I'm just saying, she's trying to put me in this... she's trying no this is actually a trend of this episode

because tana tana so someone made a joke to tana and she was like i would literally rather be gay than do that and ty goes he'd rather be gay like like as if it's the worst thing in the world so it's actually funny but i i forget what happened like some one time we made like a little joke like a little jokey joke about isabella being a lesbian no no she got so not not like mad she wasn't mad because there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian but she was a little more defensive than a straight person i knew no matter what my response would have been to your, like, whatever the fuck you were trying to say would have been the same.

No matter what my response would have been. It's like you pre-typed it as soon as I said what I said. Like you knew what you were going to say back no matter what I said. Cause I'm hilarious dude. And I'm premeditated. It was giving like hyper defensive and it's like, what's wrong with being. No,

no. It was just the funniest shit the point is she's the straightest person in the group everyone knows it so how funny is it of like i mean because we are the lgbtq community like she's obviously straight it's hilarious to joke about and it's become my running like bit forever and so tell the story tell the story about how when you were in the club and you like texting me and i was like literally in the movie like on a date or something and i was so nice to you wait this is actually bad so this was this has been going on for a really long

time we've always been making that like isabella lesbian joke because it's like it's so not her that it's like she she gets like hurt by it like it just has to be a thing and this isn't bullying this is friends we're one big family as you guys can see no but this was before like you did this thing in the group chat i was i was playing a game i think it was at dylan's house and it was like a it was the game where you just like literally like scroll blindly through your phone and someone tells you to stop and then when you stop on that person you have to like text them something like and and the person who it is like gets to decide what you say i land on isabella and my and my job is to tell her that i am confessing my love for her like like i have to tell her that i really i've i've had feelings for her for a long

time and like this is how i feel and i can't keep it in anymore and my phone was on do not disturb and i'm in a movie she pressed notify anyway i forgot about that isabelle i didn't even realize that contributed to my that's why i was so annoyed because i was like i was so nice to you when you no okay wait this this makes it so honestly so much worse but so i have to text isabella and be like isabella like i have to tell you something and she was like oh my god like what like what is it i was like isabella i think i'm like i think i'm in love with you she was like you're kidding i was like no i knew i was like you're joking mind you mind you somebody like it was i think it was at dylan's house he like they were at delilah yeah it was i now i can uh delilah being Delulu we did it to like seven other people

not like the same specific thing but it would be like a situation you had to like set up and so I was like no like this is this is just me and it was the worst person for it honestly to happen to because if it was Amari he'd be like fuck you like no you're not hot but Isabella was like oh no like like I love you so much you're so hot but i'm straight i'm so sorry she said exactly that i'm not kidding she was like um like she was like that's i she's like thank you so much for telling me but like that's not my vibe like i was so nice about it and then you did that shit in the group chat and i was like you bitch you were wait she was so nice about it but that was so separate i didn't even put those two things together at all they were like months months apart from each other, but I literally was like, oh no, not you doing

this shit again. I never thought you were a lesbian, Isabella. You know what's so funny about this? Like, because obviously it was a game. Years and years ago, Isabella, I hope you remember this. You have to remember this. We were playing this pizza box game where like you flip a thing and like you make a rule and like write like whatever the fuck.

We're playing this pizza box game and I land on, it's like send your your mom a text and, like, tell her that you're gay or you're attracted to the opposite sex. But, like, the friend had to do it. Like, Isabella was sending the text, like, from my phone, like, coming out to my mom before I was out. Before I was out, too. And, like. Oh, my God.

And you were actually gay. No, this story is so bad. I was sucking dick. I was glucking. Yeah, you were sucking and glucking. Yeah. And she sends the text From my phone because we're so drunk because it's a drinking game And she sends like

The text saying that I'm Attracted to the same sex Or no not the same sex the opposite sex Oh so your mom was probably like yes Yes exactly Like it sounds like I'm into girls pretty much You came out Straight to Debra And then I was like ha ha ha like it sounds like i'm into girls pretty much you came out of straight to deborah

and then i was like ha ha ha like jk it's a joke like we're playing a game but it's like it says you're straight oh like what's the what's the joke do that like with your dad when i texted him happy birthday iraj instead of happy father's day yeah get it together isabella it's that it's that confusion on your mind no and she got corrected on it too like i let her go it was father's day right yeah yeah and i go happy birthday and she goes yeah happy birthday and she goes oh wait i was so tired from like i we were like moving everything i was like oh and then you look at me and you go happy birthday iraj i go yeah really important point is that isabella is not a lesbian and there's nothing wrong with being a lesbian

at all at all but it's hilarious to joke because she's the only one who would get offended by it she doesn't stop though like that's the whole thing like once or twice if you never got mad about it one time i would have never made i was so nice about it the first time i was literally like no like i'm okay and then you like kept going but it was because you got mad about it one time, I would have never made the joke about it. I was so nice about it the first time. I was literally like, no, I'm okay. And then you kept going. But it was because you were serious about it. I thought you were serious about being a lesbian. My whole point is.

I would, but if I'm going to talk to a girl, she's going to look like Amari. Your current celebrity you would fuck, an influencer you would fuck and you don't get to plead the fifth you have to tell me well i'm not i'll just tell you like okay um well i feel like everyone knows like i'm obsessed with sean mendez i would do anything but lately influencer celebrity celebrity as of lately i've had a crush on dave franco he's like so short which is ridiculous because like i'm literally like flat as hell But I think he's so hot You're not attracted to straight guys Um I just like there's like

Obviously I think they're hot but like there's no point In like pursuing or trying Anything like that cause if you're straight then you're straight Like I'm not gonna try and convert you like that's not Good for you Me to Isabella Stop enough put it to rest It takes enough energy to like even get guys to like me

so it's like yeah so like if you also add in the fact that they don't like men at all yeah if i can have to convert you from straight to gay and then get you to like me it's like that's too much that's such a good point because like thinking about like the struggle that i have in general and then considering like what if those guys didn't even like women? Yeah. It's like, it's too much fucking work. Like I, okay. Now give me other things to do. Influencer.

Well, I feel like everyone knows I would do anything for like Noah Beck, but like, that's like also retired from Noah Beck. I'm embarrassed. And I don't think of other ones. There's this one right now. Oh my God.

I don't even know if it should air this out out yeah there's this guy on tiktok no um first of all everyone thinks like i want to fuck leo and honestly i would fuck the shit out of leo i fucking i would fuck leo and everybody already so hot and like the other night larry's birthday he was being like so daddy and being like what's he doing just like yeah call him like do you need anything like make sure you're safe like blah blah like it was just the hottest thing ever he's a good person and he's so smart like that's what i love like it's just like everything about him is attractive but it's like that's also my friend like i'm not gonna try and fuck my fucking friend like whatever fire liar pants on fire you're just stupid okay so since you're begging so there's this guy his name's max oh we've got an influencer max yeah he doesn't have like a ton of followers

wait there's actually a couple this is tiktoker cj clark if you know you know he's so fucking hot but i don't know anything about him really so it's like kind of scary but there's this guy max he's diabetic and he's like why did we have to know he was diabetic that I think that's like what I'm like the like if you saw his like page like that's like one thing he talks about a lot on there oh yeah there's nothing wrong but I'm just saying like that was it felt like a really irrelevant detail no no no well I feel like maybe that would be a way you would like recognize him or like no like oh you're like oh the diabetic guy now that you like replay that for me ouch whatever but i think he's so i think he's so fucking cute and he's joking he just recently

followed me on tiktok and i think it's because i don't know if you like saw like one of my tiktoks and it was doing well so we saw that i followed him already and then he followed me back i don't know but i think he's so fucking cute let me show you him i would love for you to show me he's so funny look at this funny funny funny is the thing he's so funny and i think he's so cute but he's also a student you're right diabetes is his thing and like it's difficult because like when i feel like when it comes to like dating especially in the gay world like i just posted a tiktok about this too there's so many people out there that are just like tana miller's best friend like you like i i just started a hinge and like i

literally don't like being on apps because of the fact that there's so many people that are just, like, they just want to, like, be around your friends or, like, be in the friend group. I had a situation like that recently where I was talking to a guy and he said one too many times, I can't wait to meet your friends. I was like, why? Like, I love my friends for sure. Like, I wouldn't want to wait to meet them either but also don't say that you know he's cute so cute so max if you're watching or you're listening

diabetic max okay now that everybody's begging to know. Brooke's turn. Celebrity crush, now. Celebrity crush. T.W. Isabella, honestly, cover your ears. Renee Rapp. Who is that? A lesbian.

Oh, okay, okay. I'm just kidding. I have nothing against lesbians. Don't put this out there now. What? Brooke, the Reddit is going to go crazy. Now they get the joke exactly, because this is exactly how it

occurs in the friend group i just like no it's like pretending isabella is like terrified no that's you can't no but everybody knows you're not isabella nobody thinks you're homophobe look at your friend group i know that but like you can make them think that no but it's that's the joke of it all. That's what's funny to me. I'll come back to celebrity. Influencer? Oh, you know.

Fibula. Connor. I tweeted about him recently. He honestly, I saw him at the D'Amelio footwear event, and I was like, I don't remember him being this hot. No, he's always been hot. No, but I didn't remember him being that hot. And when we talked to each other, I was like, I don't remember him being this hot. No, he's always been hot. No, but I didn't remember him being that hot. And when we talked to each other, I was like, oh my.

Really? No, I tweeted. I'm not kidding. I was like, because I didn't want to DM him or something. I do DM every once in a while. Yeah. I only DM people that it's too far out of reach. Why are you DMing?

Yeah, I'll DM somebody that feels unrealistic. But if it's somebody who is going to look at this and be like oh i know this like like i know her friend or something like i don't want to embarrass myself like why am i doing so that's the thing i didn't want to be like shut down but what happened come on no no that's just it i just you said what'd you say i didn't i didn't dm him is the point and now i'm doing it you should i can't let's let's both do it right now don't do it come on it's not funny why you heard it for here first and if you are a canceled viewer you will suggest it to him lightly who do you think the craziest person you've ever tried to dm was i don't know i get pretty crazy with it honest to god i mean honestly yeah you were flewed out with

okay you did the damn thing your signature is on that man's guitar okay go ahead and bleep that what's your signature like what do you slide in the dms with i do so you taught me the new one well okay i would always say like Can we hang out Or like something Like someone The dog looks so cute I like like

Something that like Someone has to respond to Because if someone just Messaged me hey I don't care if you're Literally like David Beckham I'm gonna be like okay I'll say like

Can we hang out Or I'll say something like Specific to them That like they want to Respond to Yeah You do Isabella does God sent me here right You know Lila ruined that For me Or I'll say something like specific to them that like they want to respond to. Yeah. You do.

Isabella does God sent me here, right? You know, Lila ruined that for me. Yeah. That's the problem is you can't give Lila the idea because then she'll use it and abuse it. And use it on everyone. She'll use it on like your neighborhood priest. Yeah. That's what really does it. And it's like our friend group is so close that it's

like if it gets out there and then like all of a sudden like yeah like and then it's like they got the someone else is saying isabella brooke and tana like we're all just saying god sent me here like now we look like a fucking group of idiots in our goddamn group chat yeah we look like we're in a fucking bible study together it's like no god didn't send you here it's like we we sent each other yeah it's just not i know you know what's so funny is i was i was recently like actually talking to a guy and he goes or lila tried to tell me she goes yeah he dm'd me once i go did he and he and i i told him about it i go you literally dm my best friend he goes no she dm me i go what'd she say he goes god sent me here i go she certainly did dm you exactly and she tried to tell me like no no no i would never i didn't i didn't i swear i would

tell you how would he know how does he know your exact message? Uh-huh. The other day, Ari, so Natalie has the hot new intern. Oh, he's so hot. He's so fucking hot. It actually hurts my soul. But Ari also was like, he's so hot, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And we're getting drunk at Spring Place, having a blast. And then I got his number the day before. a blast. And then I got his number like the day before.

And then Ari goes, I got his number too. I go, no, you fucking didn't. No, you fucking didn't. Did you actually get his number? No, do you remember? Wait, do you guys remember when I was dating? And Lila goes, bro, I'll text him right now. I go, do it.

Like, you don't do it. You do not have his number and you know it. Yeah, group chat like lila said some crazy shit like i have his number i'll text him right now and i go do it show show me his number just show it to me no brooke goes no you don't bitch like no you fucking don't and it was the funniest shit ever because she doesn't have his number because she absolutely did not have his number. But, fuck. That's, like, one thing with our friend group is, like, the men of it all. I feel like it's very difficult.

Well, it sounds horrible, and Tana and I kind of touch on this all the time, but it's, like, it seems like we just fucking pass them around like a hot potato. Uh-huh. And that's not the case. It's just so, there's so fucking many of what i just want to know is like dude like do these guys feel like they're loving the crew like is that how they feel or do they even think maybe but am i doing the same like am i loving their crew and are they just like seeing like like our friend group is like just a bunch of holes like is that what they see us as like i

hope not i really hope not there's more than meets the eye sound off in the comments if you think we're holes on that note on that note this has been a beautiful episode i am so sorry that we are not in london because we did not catch the invite. I'm going to be so honest. We just didn't get invited. But I'm so happy our friends are having fun over in Europe and I can't wait to see you guys back here next week. Hopefully.

Thank you so much, Amari. Thank you so much, Isabella, for your commentary. Nobody, nobody even here thinks you are a lesbian. I literally feel like a stunt double right now for Tana. Well, you guys look exactly the same. Everyone says that. Yeah, and I've always said that. Anyway, we love you.

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