Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 46: Tana got in a FIST FIGHT in France - Ep.46

Episode Date: August 4, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled, Tana and Brooke discuss Tana’s eventful European trip, a DM that lead to a feud, fear of a stalker, police frustrations, a strange incident with sidewalk defecation, and much more. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/cancelled. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Find your pro at your local Tread Experts. From Tires to Auto Repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. I am so excited to be here. I'm so excited too. I feel like you've been gone for ages. I've been gone for three weeks. The last episode, as you guys may or may not have seen, was a bi-coastal episode. You keep saying, do you know what bi-coastal means? I mean bi-continental. I mean bi-continental.

Yeah, yeah, there you go. I just like bi-coastal more. It just rolls off the tongue. No, I just let it happen. It was hilarious. You and Amari ate Paige and I the fuck up. I think it was amazing. Tana called us beforehand and she goes, do not drink. I don't want you guys slurring it up. I'm blacked out.

And you know what she was doing? Slurring it up. Absolutely slurring. It's funny because, well, I shot the Saving Grace podcast before then and in London and people have like wanted me to do that for so long and like she's amazing like if she was here she'd be our best friend like you'd love her oh and the team was just like got all these American foods for me like all this champagne and like they all like wanted to drink you know so it was like not that they pressured me obviously I was like down but

I'm just saying and then we podcast for like two and a half hours while drinking by the time we got to canceled it's like when we did hours while drinking. By the time we got to canceled. It's like when we did the Sophia episode. And by the time we did her episode, you were like. Yeah, I might have approved a too sped up version. And all the comments were like. I know, you sounded like, like literally like Alvin and the Chipmunks. It was a little scary.

All the comments thought I was like doing whippets or something. Like the fact that anything like that can happen to me. Like my voice is sped up and people are like oh my god are you on whippets are you doing helium tana don't let london turn you into that it's like are people doing helium that's what they say in london like we're doing helium and they like the balloons i don't know like at parties in london you'll walk in and the floor is all covered with balloons but they're filled with like whippets not that i've ever taken part in that dead ass what's the science behind can you okay never mind i really don't know the science behind that anyway no whippets for tana just a sped up podcast yeah just a sped up podcast and no whippets i don't know where

to begin i think you have to tell me about your london trip london slash paris slash saint tropez slash italy um saint tropez is in France, I think. But I don't know anything, so. Is Ari nodding off camera looking so disgusted that I don't know that? Should I break it down for you? Uh-huh. It's funny because I have two specific stories that I want to tell you so bad. One where I fought a woman.

I tried to fight a 55-year-old woman and... That seems like an unfair advantage. That's why I didn't do it. That's good. But I guess I could just take it from the top, right? Yeah. Start at the beginning well so i went to london to shoot uh 20 versus one with the side men i heard it was really funny it was so funny it's just like brooke you would have killed yourself like what you have to do to these people because here i'm going into this

shit and i talked about this on the last episode so i'll make it quick but like yeah i'm going into this shit thinking like maybe i'm'm going to find love today. And like some of the guys are hot. And like, we're probably not love, but like dick. Okay, yeah. But like, and we're hitting it off and whatever. But the third round, they put the earpiece in you and you have to do whatever they tell you to do and say.

Oh, I would have such a hard time because I don't like hurting people's feelings. And just like creating such an uncomfortable environment. Like I made a guy like shave his beard and then I told him to get the fuck out like i wouldn't even like you like i wouldn't like you if you don't shave your beard i was chasing a grown man with a ping-pong paddle saying that like it's my dream to be a dominatrix and he was like get the fuck away from me that girl needs literal like but isn't it your dream to be a dominatrix well we can get into that oh my god um so yeah we shoot the video and it went really well and i love them and that was like amazing highlight trip but after we were in london for a couple days um it was super

fun but you already know london's not like necessarily my favorite place in the world this was one of my favorite trips there like it maybe slowly i'm in a redemption arc and there are so many sexy sexies there so we might need to go back i do love that accent i think the canceled tour will end up stopping over there i know i can't wait i'm like i want to go let's go to ireland ireland is fun that's my dream there's like castles everywhere it's cute and their little accents um but then i decided i wanted to go to paris and i want to tell you a story so badly. Don't tell me, but you know that story.

Like I know everyone in the world hates when someone is like, I have a story to tell you, but I have to tell you later. And I feel like I'm like blue balling you and blue balling the audience. Yeah. You're edging us. But, but I feel like the story might hurt some people.

If I tell it. All our stories hurt people. And I know for a fact on tour, I'm telling the full story on stage because it's no phones. Literally, yeah. This year we can say whatever I feel like. Next week in New Haven, next week in Pittsburgh, next week in Harrisburg, I am telling this story in full. And it's, I'm not even going to be able to make eye contact with the crowd after like oh I'm so excited it's dark I like I could barely tell like my closest friends and I know that I'll tell it in full at some point on the podcast but three months down the line

hold her to it you guys essentially some of the choices I made on the rest of this European call me by your name summer trip. Okay. Have led me to celibacy. And I think I've seen this film before. It is so different than anything I've ever experienced. I have hit, how do you say, my ceiling. No, you know what I think is going to happen to you soon? What? Is you're're gonna get so

it's gonna be like um that celebrity we talked about a couple episodes ago you're gonna get so bored that you're gonna start having guys shit on tables no because no no no no no i i already think that i i've hit like i i hit you're already at the shit on tables i mean no one shit anywhere but to me it's like the equivalent like i did things that were that like unforgivable not a yeah but maybe i don't know to the point that it's like i don't need to do this anymore i don't need to have sex i like i can't really walk like right now even and it's been like a couple days oh no like i was limping through the airport i'm not even kidding you like i was like oh it was bad i've told everyone obviously off camera and every when i told hunter he started crying when i told him this story like laughed so hard he cried but like still like still just

was like even for you like even for you like this is like insane and i can't wait to tell the story but i'm going to give it a week or two in order to spare some feelings okay maybe start walking again but as we're in paris this man who really likes me flew there to see me from la yes i want to unpack all of that as well with you because it was very very sweet and we had this whole conversation you and I on like the previous podcast about how like a sweet guy who does everything for you and like just loves you and is so sweet is amazing but sometimes it's just not the vibe I don't think it's for I think I would rather have someone hate me okay I know and I'm kidding i'm kidding but i just mean like yeah i don't know it's just is it a little too much yeah it just are you getting the ick it's

beyond that i don't know it's it's not i need someone with a little grit i think yeah there's nothing gritty about that man like and he's just so sweet and we had an amazing time like nothing against him at all he's amazing i think he also deserves a girl who's like golden retriever energy back. I agree with that. Versus like rabid. But maybe that's maybe that's his appeal. Maybe that's why he's into you. He's like, she's she's gritty for me.

Okay. You are pretty gritty. I will say. He brought his friend who is loaded. The house down boots. And we had a whole conversation about this on the podcast last time we talked. I love me a man like that, especially when they're my friend, you know, and they're not, you know. Yeah.

And so he comes out to Paris with him and he is just swiper McSwiperson. He is just swiping the card for everything we want to do and being awesome, an awesome tour guide and like, just like taking us to whatever we wanted to do that was so fun and whatever. And we decided a couple days into them being in Paris that we wanted to go on a wine tour. Have you ever been on a wine tour? I actually have been on several wine tour i actually have been on several tours did you get around on the wine tour via like atv vibe like a little golf cart situation wheels yeah yeah okay i'm just i want to start off the story with that fucking preface okay and all over the world that's that's all i've ever any wine tour i've ever done america or not were you on a horse or something i would

have loved to be on a horse allow me i would have been clopping through that vineyard on a motherfucking horse oh let me tell you this story his friend i don't know if he wants me to say his name so we'll call him seth seth was that's my manager's name he doesn't want that hold on um we'll call him Rob so um Rob was like you guys want to go on a wine tour let me book it and he was like I went on this wine tour last time like we were just golf carting all around there was a vineyard dog and the dog would like follow us around it was super cute and we just drank wine and had so much fun and whatever and I'm like perfect that sounds amazing book it so he reaches out to the people and requests to book the same wine tour he went on last

time. After it's booked, they tell me, you're going to have to be at the train station tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. The train station? We're in France, like central France, and it's in the north of France. It's like four hours away. Okay. And so they're like, and I, 8 a.m., you know, that's my kryptonite.

That's, I'm heartbroken already just knowing I have to do that. But it's like, listen, he booked this amazing wine tour. It's fine. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel. Wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply.

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TreadExperts.ca The night before, we go out with some friends, and we have a very long night. I think Ty and I were, like, fist-fighting under the Eiffel Tower at, like, 4.30 a.m. Like, it was just a very long, wild, super fun night. And we all go to bed at about 6 a.m. Well, that's not going to work. And so then they wake me up at 8 a.m. And they say, not only do we have to be, or they wake me up, no, at like 6, like 6.30.

And they're like, not only do we have to be, I get it. I get it. i can't do all the timing thing you'll you'll figure it out put the pieces together um they wake me up and they're like not only do we have to get up and go right now to this wine tour but we have to switch airbnbs so i've slept for one hour i'm rolling my tank tops I'm covered in sweat I'm fucking hung over as fuck like I didn't sleep at all everyone's talking chit chat chatty Kathy shut the fuck up I'm already just on edge and there's like 50 flights of stairs to get up to where we are so we're rolling these big ass bags like downstairs and just getting all this whatever We finally get to the train station. To my surprise, the woman who is our tour guide, who is taking us on the tour, is there to greet us at the train station.

Keep in mind where we're going is like three hours away. So did she come all the way there? She came all the way there. That's a good tour guide. I'm actually going to be calling her by her name. is she horrible cynthia is that cynthia i wrote it down let me make sure it's fucking cynthia cynthia cynthia cynthia cynthia uh-oh we get to the train station and i'm i haven't eaten i'm so hung over they tell us there's going to be food on the train station and I haven't eaten. I'm so hungover. They tell us there's going to be food on the train. There's going to be food there. We get on the train. There's no food on the train.

There's no food at the wine tour. I find out. I'm like, oh, great. Now I'm starving. I'm exhausted. I'm hungover. I'm sad. And she starts immediately talking to us. And she asks a question that for me is going to be the entire preface of my frustration with this story okay okay she looks at all of us and she says this tour can go one of two ways would you like to have a fun tour or an educational tour why the fuck would i want to have an educational tour i guess that is like what a wine tour is for but yeah, but I think that our age range is not necessarily whatever. And I appreciate the question. Thank you for asking.

We all come to the consensus. Hey, we didn't really sleep last night. We're super tired. We'd like to go on a fun wine tour, right? So then I put in my headphones for what is probably one minute. And I intend on sleeping on this two and a half hour train ride. You know, girl dinner. I'm going to have sleep for breakfast.

At least get some rest before we go on this long day. You got to charge up. And I feel a tap on my shoulder. Oh. As I'm dozing off. It's Cynthia. Cynthia. I take my headphone out.

And she proceeds to go on a 30 minute tangent to me about why Vouv Clicquot champagne is called Vouv Clicquot champagne. Shut the fuck up, Cynthia. And Taya's a video of me that I'll try to insert in this podcast. And I'm looking at her and I'm still trying to be nice, but I have tears in my eyes. I'm like, oh, that's amazing. You should have just told her you already knew. Yeah, she could tell by the look of you. You don't speak English?

So then, as she's on this entire tangent, she lets us know that we will be spending the day walking approximately six or seven miles. No. There are no golf carts. There are no cars. There are no ATVs. There are no bikes. There are no golf carts. There are no cars. There are no ATVs. There are no bikes.

There are no horses. There are no skateboards. There are no fucking hoverboards. There are no rollerblades. We will be walking six or seven miles. Absolutely not. I would have turned that train around. It's 8 a.m.

First thing I ask, how do I get on the next train back to France? It's not my thing. Yeah, that is not gonna work and then rob is asking her like what do you mean the tour i took last time is like like was on a golf cart on whatever and she's like yeah no that's not this one like i booked you on a different one i thought you'd like it more oh i not i thought you would like it more cynthia that is not your job page was wearing heels oh no page was wearing lemon pepper fucking steppers like first of all still a rogue choice for a wine tour page i don't know why but it's like no never is that appropriate if you're gonna invite people on something to walk seven fucking miles don't you think say where where you're walking bring your air max heads yeah you know what i'm what the fuck is going on and i look i literally have to put on my sunglasses

because i start crying like i i just i'm like just the frustration of it all when you're like overtired like that and just already on edge i've already lugged a million suitcases i fucking slept for one hour you've done all your physical labor for the day the only amount of time i can have to sleep you are telling me the origin of voove clicko when i don't even have was it interesting in my fucking hand like maybe if i had a glass of move i would be more excited to hear about it you know what i mean whole nine right and then i put my headphones back in i'm trying to chill again another tap on my shoulder shoulder. She lets us know, first of all, the history of one of these sellers for another 20. This woman, I have never met someone

who flaps their fucking gums like this. And I will get into why I think she's a cunt a little bit, okay? But flapping her gums, flapping her gums. And she happens to just drop a fact that one of the sellers that we'll be hiking to has like 550 stairs to get up to the top cement stairs outside and i look at her and i'm like can we skip that one and she's like you cannot skip that one it is the origin of this and this and hold i go i don't care if barack obama was at the top of those stairs i am

not fucking walking up those stairs today, Cynthia. I'll die. It's not even like I'm physically in people. Yeah, that. And she looks at me and she goes, well, normally I can ask for elderly people. But since we have someone with mobility issues on this trip, I'll have to ask them if we can get an elderly.

Yeah, we sure do. Mobility issues? Fuck you. Okay? And everything is so condescending. It's giving like the Addison Rae nose crunch. Like, I'll see if we can do something for someone with mobility issues. And I'm like, oh, this is going to get hit before we even get off this train.

Like, whole nine just being terrible. Whatever. We get off the train and she lets us know that we will be walking. And keep in mind, it is 847 in the morning. You know, our day has just begun. That we will be walking a mile and a half through the city to even get to the start of the wine tour. They couldn't have called a new, what's going on?

Where were you? Do you want to know the population of the town I was in? The population of the motherfucking town do i like 300 oh my god 300 it's like um or erin's 300 300 people live there i swear to god i think i saw one car like it's giving a couple vespas like i'm picturing like tumbleweeds like worse like sincerely worse i would have rode the tumbleweed bro like i don't know how to explain it it's terrible so we're walking and we're walking and she keeps turning around to me and being like are you okay are you okay eyes on the road are you okay yeah and like laughing like are you okay like you know and it's like had I known I was signing up for an Ironman today maybe I would have slept for 12 fucking hours and then and I'd have my air maxes on and I'd be here I would have

popped an Adderall and drank a fucking Celsius and then we can do this but like fuck you and your are you and it's not genuine you know what I Yeah, she's just being a whore. And she's educating us on everything that's happening, like what the grass is fertilized with. Keep in mind, there's not a glass of wine in my hand at all. Like, I am just. Yeah, see, all of this should have started after you started drinking because then I might be like, okay, what's the history of VOOF, dude? Oh, just you wait, my girly, girly, girly pop. And it's also freezing cold outside like weather wind like light rain better than it being hot right i don't know i don't know at this point and so now

we're walking and we're walking through these pastures for what like an hour probably to finally get to this wine tour and finally i just cannot hear another word about the fertilization of the grass and and it's not even like she's just educating us on the tour. It's like this woman is telling us her whole life story and her daughters and what her husband does and how many people live in the vineyard and who they are and whatever. And like, did we not tell you

we didn't want an educational tour? Have you ever shut the fuck up for six seconds? It's like- Yeah, see, it's like why ask if you're not gonna really give you the choice? And at this point, I'm like heavy breathing. Like I like I would just like silence you know like at least I can just look at the view and like enjoy some silence so eventually I put in my headphones and I'm listening to Elevated Heartbreak by Jaden Osler I'm just picking and just trying to enjoy myself

and it's like everyone's also talking to me like do you want me to carry you do you want me to help you and it's like oh my god everyone just shut the like, do you want me to carry you? Do you want me to help you? And it's like, oh my God, everyone just shut the fuck up. Like, I just need to like deep breathe. And I'm just having a panic attack. And we're probably an hour 15 in. So we're about to be to the wine tour. And she turns around and she taps me. I take my headphone out. And she says, can you please take your headphones out?

No, bitch. You are being extremely disrespectful Cynthia we paid you literally I dropped out of school because of like you I don't want to learn about fertilization of grass in the middle of France in a town of a population of 300 at 8 34 a.m after I've just walked a mile and a half and there's yet to be a glass of wine in my hand and how many ways are there to fertilize grass like and just all these things just everything like I can't express to you the amount of talking and education I felt bad for the people who like chose to engage you know like imagine Paige with her

30,000th that's crazy yeah oh my god that's crazy exhausting like just utterly just i can hear page now like wow and and that was the point where i i i went from tana to trina like there was no tana tana was left at the train station i i look her and i i you know me too when i get so mad i'm laughing like it's not even like i could see like well it's so interesting because we paid you cynthia you want me to what like i'm just laughing i'm in utter disbelief and we finally get to the actual wine cellar place you know and my headphones are out and i'm trying my best and then she tells us that we're now going to be hiking up to one of these vineyards and I'm like listen at this point I check my steps app I am at like 9800 steps that's too many steps if you haven't even had a glass of wine at 905 in the morning

in the middle of freezing cold France with Cynthia and I turned to my friend and I'm like can I I'm so sorry to do this to you I will obviously pay for for it. If you guys want to stay, I don't want to be the person that's going to like ruin your day. I don't think anyone wanted to stay, but I just still I don't want that to be anyone's problem. I was like, and obviously there's no Uber there and there's no car rentals and there's no nothing. I was like, can you please call me a car service from France, like from Paris to come and get

me? I think that I will be a damper to everyone's day. And then she's just looking at me like, really? Are you sure you want to do that? Really? Yes, Cynthia. I am. Yeah, I have never been more sure.

So positive. It's crazy. And I'm like, I actually don't even want to do all this walking with her like at all. They wanted to do the whole walking tour and then go drink wine after and sample them. So it would have just been like another four miles, like so sober.

I've never. So were there people on this tour who wanted the education of it all yeah that's the problem like everyone else there was like 45 or like you could just agile people like knew it was this wearing fucking workout so wait was it not just your group no there were different tour guides and you know what sucks too is a lot of them were like fun and young and nice like we somehow got stuck with miss grizzle in her 80s yeah you know and i'm like can you just take me inside the vineyard like can i skip the walking and just get right to the like wine tasting part like at this point i just need yeah like honestly i'll pay extra just give me a gloss and it's just so not about the money to her you can tell it's like she's it's her

passion yes but her passion to the point that she's like angry that we don't want this education and it's like well we paid you we told you we wanted to have fun and like again this iron man is not it for me it's not fun cynthia and so she takes us inside to what is like a little area overlooking the vineyard with tables where people come in and they try the wine and we're all like fine let's just do this whatever leave us with our bottles of wine whatever we all sit down around this table everyone's winded we're so excited to finally crack a bottle of wine she pulls up a chair she sits down with us with you yeah and yeah she sits down with us and i am i'm just heartbroken i i thought i'm getting riled up

i thought it was over and then my friend lets me know that the soonest car that can come from paris is going to take three hours so i'm i will now be with cynthia around this table at least for three hours and she gets out all the bottles of wine and obviously doesn't open them up talks for another 45 minutes and imagine me just sitting there staring at them like please fucking open it please fucking crack it now like absolutely just talking about her family talking about absolutely everything and she asks us one more time she's like are you sure that you want to go back? You guys have a lunch reservation for after the tour at like 2 p.m.

Is she coming to that too? Absolutely. Absolutely. She would have been coming to that. And we're like, yeah, we're sure we want to go back. Like this just is, I'm sorry,

this isn't what we signed up for. Like we really appreciate everything that you're doing, whatever. And then she starts talking to me directly. And she's like, are you sure you want to go back? Like you really want me to cancel the reservation?

Are you sure? Yes or no? And I'm just saying, yes, yes, I'm sure. I'm sorry. I'm sure. Yes. But it's like escalating. Like she's like are you sure you want to go back like you really want me to cancel the reservation are you sure yes or no and i'm just saying yes yes i'm sure i'm sorry i'm sure yes but it's like escalating like she's like i hate when i make my point clear and someone is still questioning me i said i want to stop amari if you would have been there we would have molly whopped that woman like thank fucking god it was other people who are like better than the fighters like if it was Ari like if it was

the volatile Vegas ones would have fucking spit in that bitch's face. I think even I would have been mad and you know how I feel in those situations. You and I would have been so fun. We would have been so so fun. You would have been so furious bro. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got

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i want to hear it go she's having a shake it through the motions see the stems and i get that that's like a little bit of a part of a wine tour so what i'm playing along i'm trying my yeah but there are tears in my eyes okay like i am so so unhappy but i'm trying my best you know and she has us take a sip she's making us gargle it and swish it around and tell us how it feels in the roof of our mouth and telling us why it feels that way in the roof of our mouth why whatever and then how to pour it out of them all this oh my gosh trolling you like no i feel like if i were cynthia i'd be like oh watch this i think she had a touch of the a touch of the don't say tism and maybe the social cues

could not recognize but i don't know at the same time because i don't yeah i don't know finally she hands page a bottle of wine and has her pour it the specific way and whatever and then says and now drink it how you would drink it and page may just like page makes a very silly joke we're all just joking around here what else are you going to do in a miserable moment like you know what i mean and she puts it on her arm and makes a joke that she's gonna like slam it like a you know what i mean and we all laugh she doesn't do it whatever and cynthia turns and says maybe only Maybe only civilized people should have a drink. You fucking cunt. You fucking, fuck you.

Okay, this is like, I didn't sign up for etiquette class. Take a joke. Get up from the fucking table. Go somewhere else. Also, who talks to people like that? Cynthia. Cynthia. Cynthia talks to people like that? Cynthia. Cynthia. Cynthia talks to people like that. And so,

I'm hot at this point. I have to, I have to get up and like walk it off and Damien comes over to like calm me down. I'm crying. I'm like, I can't do this anymore. There's just something about me

that it's like when I want to alter Kate with someone and I am fighting that that that anxiety and frustration and she's being such a bitch to me and I love Paige like it's one thing to be a bitch to me the second you're still being a bitch to everyone like I'm so mad and Damien's just trying to like talk me down off of it and being like hey listen like this is clearly just her life's passion she said to me she felt so bad that you're not enjoying yourself like blah blah blah you know like and I like calm down I'm like okay I'm gonna go back over there with the best possible mindset and I'm just gonna like try to allow this woman to talk and you know yeah whatever and I sit down

and she goes on her 50th tangent about something that no one gives one absolute flying fuck about and I open my phone to receive a text message and she turns to me like a fucking teacher and goes i'll wait oh she clinton caned you can't can't have your phone out i'll wait i'll wait that's why i dropped out at fucking nine i couldn't handle it i would have said okay okay wait and i would have spent the rest of the day no i laughed and got directly back on my phone there was nothing i just did i i couldn't even believe it 20 minutes go by one more glass of wine because she's still making everyone fucking butt chug it and tell us how it feels in our assholes you know like just whole nine see that sounds like a fun tour honestly yeah i would have loved to see cynthia butt chug and um

the paris car service cancels so now we are stranded at this vineyard in this town with 300 people i put on my big glasses and i'm just crying under them and I'm just wiping and I'm just trying not to let anyone know I'm sobbing I'm so sad and then Cynthia offers to us that we can take the vineyards car service like they have like a sprinter like there's something there that's on the property and they'll take us back whatever and I'm like thank you so much Cynthia for the offer it's the first thing you've done today that I don't absolutely want to curb stomp you for so thank you right that car service gets confirmed and Ty brings up like hey if this car service isn't going to leave until like one that's when our reservation was for should we just go eat at the restaurant because we're all hungry we haven't eaten. Right.

And I don't want to do this, but if everyone there wants to do it, I'm like, yeah, like, okay, fine. You can have a lunch. And so I turned to everyone as a courtesy and I say,

would you guys want to do that? Like what, you know what I mean? What do you, what do you guys want to do? And she starts screaming at me. You said you wanted to cancel. You said you wanted to cancel.

You said you wanted to cancel. And I'm looking at this bitch going, I did. I do. I do. And it gets like that. Like, it starts getting like very much choppy. We're escalating. I'm using my hands. I'm ready to fucking go with this bitch. And we're going back and forth and we're like yelling. I grab the bottle of wine. I pour it up as fat as I possibly can. I chug it down boots and I just walk away and walk it off right she finishes her next hour and a half spiel to everyone else about whatever the fuck she's talking about we're at like 24 hours now I am pacing I'm pacing in the corner chugging wine to myself trying to be on my phone I'm excited because I know the car is going to be there soon i don't even want to know what happens next the car arrives they open the doors does cynthia get in and cynthia get in

now why the woman is now riding with us for three hours. Wait. The Paris romance. But why? Why? Why? Don't you live here? Aren't you one of 300? Why? Why the fuck?

We're not pals. Could you not just? We're paying for this car service. Could you not just be like, I think your job here is done. Why? Why do you want to ride in a car with me i think she was having fun with you i think that she was like she probably was getting her point i remember walking away and she asked them she's like ask them what i do for a living and then page is telling her and she's like

in our town we hate girls like her like she's going on like a whole fucking thing like why would you want to ride and like everyone in in Paris had been so kind to me. Like I don't know if in their town of 300 it is just like anti-influence. I don't know. Like whatever. Why would you want to ride in a car with me? You know what I mean? I don't get it.

I put in my headphones at this point. Whatever. We're now in the car. She talks the entire three hour away. Ty keeps falling asleep and she keeps waking Ty to tell him more about her life. I'm in absolute disbelief. They brought a bottle of wine and they were trying

to open it, Paige and Ty, to drink it in the car because we barely had any even on the wine tour. And she's like yelling at them that they can't drink it

because it's warm. And they're like, we don't care. Also, we bought this bottle of wine. Like, if we wanted to theoretically shower with it right

now we could like what is go and why are you policing us the tour's done like i don't get it at one point i put my headphones in but i'm still listening to her she goes on another 10 minute tangent to ty about how she hates influencers and she hates people who do what we do for a living and ty's just sitting there like okay yeah like awful awful we finally after three hours of this just fucking godforsaken car ride get back to our airbnb in france and she looks at me and she asked me where are you going after you're in paris and i go oh i think i think we're gonna go to pocitano i think we're gonna go to italy and she goes good luck with all the stairs there.

Honestly, she ate with that one. We are, we're not even on your turf anymore, bitch. Square up. The fuck? We are in the middle of Paris, fucking France. Square the fuck up. Attenzione, pickpocket. I'm about to rob your ass.

I am ill. She follows us in our Airbnb to use our bathroom. No, Cynthia. She's in the Airbnb peeing and I'm like, well, she's so outdoorsy. I'm like, piss outside, Cynthia. She leaves. She says bye to everyone but me. Honestly, as it should be.

I don't want her to say goodbye to you. Absolutely. She sends another whatsapp to rob an hour later and says again tell her good luck with the stairs in positano at that point like at that point it's like maybe you want to go back there to beat her ass and at that point it's like okay so she was clearly mad as fuck as well do you know what i mean like for her to wait an hour later like like i wasn't it was still on her mind and she was like you know what let me go ahead and send one more text like and not even one more check this one out so and now i'm hot you know what i mean i get the name

of the seller i get her name the name of the seller is champagne pio seviano in north france and if you ever go there ask for anyone but fucking Cynthia I kind of want to experience it just for the fun of it all well make sure you put on your air maxes and your fucking Nike pros um two days go by and we're finally in Italy this is where the story ends she sends her final message to Rob three days four days later now and she says they may love her in america but girls like her are nothing to us here and i'm about to fucking charter a jet back to champagne pio seviano just to fucking box this bitch yeah wait that is crazy you are so valid you should have beat her ass i don't care how old she is and i was never just outwardly rude to her like every single

interaction started with her being a fucking to me yeah you were just responding as as you should in my opinion although i i will say you do embellish sometimes i promise you there were a lot of witnesses here and that is exactly what happened and i might regret not well i'm glad you brought her up because i i feel like it would have been like probably not a very good story like tana beats middle-aged lady yeah she was she wasn't in my age bracket i think for it to be how old is the oldest you'd fight you think that's hard you're an age for anyone to surpass you know you think so like maybe not like deathbed like but if you can walk if you're able-bodied and you take it far enough right you know i agree um i don't know well i'm really sorry that that

happened to you did you at least get drunk by the end no that is horrible i came back that is the worst part i came back and like just went to a little if you don't black out on a wine tour it's like what did i just do and just so far i've never been anywhere like that i have so many more things i want to say but i've been talking for 40 minutes honestly i loved it i kind of want cynthia dead no offense no i i literally i i absolutely want her dead at the hands of me well okay so was that your only negative experience at least yeah that's good other than the fact that i can't walk but that was a positive before i don't know if we call that negative that was a positive before it was a negative. I don't know if we call that negative. That was a positive before it was a negative. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro.

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Oh, no. And I have to address this. Oh, God. Immediately. What is it? I'm going to give a little preface for everyone who doesn't know the story. Okay. And I hate that i'm bringing

any more light to this this is a negative episode we're all in london when we first get there one night and it's page me lottie moss lucas and we're all just like drinking chilling and we all start kind of daring each other to do like silly shit and i'm going through my t my TikTok timeline and I see this man that I have never seen before in my life can I look one more time I see this man that I have never seen before in my life okay I'm like this guy is super hot page entire like what are the odds you dm him something crazy say something lila-y something wild we do a little one in three we both say two i say fuck it what i'm no stranger to sliding in someone's dms and you got i look i heard him i go over to his instagram from his tiktok i'm not scrolling through his instagram i

saw one tiktok i click instagram you've seen enough i slide in and i say god sent me here we know that one we know that one that one is a lila extraordinaire actually it's stolen from miss isabella oh is it and within approximately an hour and a half, I receive a DM back. Unlike any DM I have received back before in my life. What did it say? He said, and I recognize this is embarrassing for me and very funny. Touche on y'all. He says, sending you back to God. First class airmail back to god first class airmail honestly first class airmail though at least yeah at least at least he sent me back first class that is that is nice and then sends me another dm and says don't you know my girlfriend and i'm like no bitch i don't

i don't know you so first of all i don't know know you. So first of all, I don't know who you're dating. Second of all, no, I don't. And I'm just going to start off this story by saying as well, Dave Portnoy reacted to this whole situation. Did he? And Brianna said like Tana got caught sliding to someone's boyfriend's DMs, right? And Dave is like, well, that's no surprise to me. You know what I mean? And I just want to put this on the record right now.

I like a lot of things I would venture to say I like mostly everything I do not like with girlfriend I do not like taken men I am six women in one I don't need someone with another woman you have enough going on with me I will never be someone's side thing I also hate homewrecking as someone who has dated so many guys and watched them sit there and have girls side and be like don't tell tana i want to suck your dick you know like i'm never going to be that person on the other end because it feels like fucking shit you know so i just respond and said oh you're taken sorry by or like oh he's taken sorry by

whatever i go to bed and i wake up to see that a woman by the name of Duda Castro mentioned me in her story. Not the story mentioned. Not a high, not a words. Mentioned me in her story. That's important to this narrative, I believe. I 100% believe that that is what then made so many of these preceding events a little more valid because if she just reached out and said something

you know that's a person-to-person conversation yeah she could be like listen we've met before like why would you do that and you would have been like oh my god sorry misunderstanding but mentioned you in the story she that made her dick hard she was like oh look at the cloud i can get from this thank you and so on her story is a screenshot of those wildly embarrassing dms of me not the humiliation on the screenshot she took the time to like make it a collage and collage in a photo oh she's artsy of her and i she kind of ate with that absolutely and if that was the true narrative and that you know what i mean whatever okay there's so much more to unpack here that photo was taken when i lived at ogden i had a kick back at the house right and i invited my friends my close friends the people i know and have the phone numbers of

etc etc to the house and diablo ends up bringing a gaggle of thotties and a gaggle is that the plural of thought no but that's funny looks gag funny oh no no no it's a lot okay and she happens to be one of them and then as if this were tana con 2.0 in my home she asks me to take a photo to my knowledge at this point this is the only time i'd ever met her and so then I proceed to respond and I don't even remember what I'm saying and she blocked me now so I'm like listen I didn't I go my bad I didn't know he had a girlfriend I'd like whatever da da da da and then now she's responding to me being like oh I bet you fucking didn't bitch da da da da like you know me like blah blah blah simmer down and I'm like I'm telling you I didn't know and I'm telling you my bad and you don't want to take that and you clearly it's not like

you're still trying. At all. Okay, slay. He has a boyfriend, girlfriend. Slay with your man. Like, I don't care. Like, you know what I mean? Like, at all.

And it's like, you're not accepting this and you're still continuing to fight. She's mentioning me in her story again and again and again and whatever. I'm leaving London at this point and I am in a mood. I had the time. Rightfully so. I had the time. So I make a TikTok about the situation. Pretty aggressive TikTok. But it was an aggressive TikTok. And I definitely can acknowledge the fact

that when you get me mad to a certain point, I'm going to say things that maybe 48 hours later, I can then recognize. I could have said that a little nicer. yeah okay but also you dumb delusional fucking thought like what the fuck is going on like it's still it's I still feel that way just a little less you know and I'll work on that forever maybe by the time I'm 40 I'll have full emotional regulation on 10 or I might be psycho tantamoujo forever you have a tendency and it's one of my favorite things about you um Everyone's your best friend. Okay? I agree.

So, but she should not feel special. It's like, okay, like you had a good interaction with Tana. That's because she's sweet and nice to her fans. Okay? You had a fan experience with Tana in her own home, and you mistook it for... Well, I'm going to add on to this a little more and give her a little more credit back and so then she's also commenting on everything being like is she still mad about jake is she still mad about jake sorry i ship jerica all this stuff and so i assume that she would now i'm trying to context clue it up and i'm assuming that she was one of the thoughts that jake maybe allegedly shysted on me with back in the day, you know,

and I maybe didn't like her or something like that, whatever. Notice how she doesn't fucking remember. Okay. And I do vaguely remember back in the day, like Jake and all that group making jokes about her like that. And then I realized, okay, now I know where I've heard like, have a very recognizable name. Come to find out out when i was with jake he made a music video and she starred in it and i was very much pub or she was in it and i was very much music video girl i was very much publicly the world thought i was with jake paul at the time you know what i mean and she's making this tiktok where she's like kissing all over him and the caption was like sorry tana or something like she was being an attention-seeking home-wrecking whore whore at the time and i

remember commenting on that saying cute a cute video you know what i mean and apparently after that in miami or somewhere i and god if it was in in Miami so help me God I ran into her again fucked off my face like don't remember anything and apparently she claims we talked about the Jake situation she wanted to make a TikTok where we were being all like whatever cutesy kissy to like squash the situation and I drunkenly did it funny it's like okay when I saw this tiktok for the first time two weeks ago I don't remember this at all and that is my downfall I like especially at that time like I go out and I get fucked up and I talk to people and I yeah we know what alcohol does to her they now think maybe we're besties forever. I don't remember that at all.

And then she's now still messaging me being like. It was a bit unfortunate though after what you had said. Absolutely. But she's still messaging me being like, I know damn well you know my life and I know damn well you know me and I know damn well you know I have a boyfriend. Like da da da da da.

Don't give yourself so much credit. And then victim flipping like, please just leave us alone. I woke up to D castro mentioned you and your story i would have never taken this public i would have never taken your rat and your rat boyfriend ass public if you didn't fucking take it public first okay like ever ever ever ever in a million fucking years at one point we start messaging each other back so crazy like like whatever like you're bad you're like i'm i'm fighting this girl fully in the dms and i say die okay so that is where i do draw the line we're not supposed to tell anybody all right okay we're

going i have a problem with loosely saying that when i am that mad at i know the same way we say like oh i'm gonna fucking kill myself exactly and we shouldn't like i don't hope she dies at all a stubbed toe a stubbed toe for sure you know orange juice after brushing her teeth bad things forever botched filler botched filler is such a funny thing to wish on someone and i hope one day her boyfriend and her have a horrible breakup and he wants to fuck me out of spite i can't lie he probably doesn't after the my actions you shouldn't want to fuck you should if you ever him after this I'm not going after he sent you back to God priority first class male dude I'm not I'll just have to send like Lila in or someone you know yeah so I think it pretty much ends there my interactions with her we like block each other

and then I get a call from Chris Miles oh no where he tells me for and of course she dabbled in chris miles back in the day so okay so who's the homewrecker who wants who's who bitch but he tells me and chris i don't think chris has ever said this to me in my life you need to be careful of that girl she's fucking crazy oh you told me this i have a friend nmk back in the day also had this is all alleged in what i've heard from nmk herself and through the grapevine and it's etc but nmk and Duda have beef. And one night they're both in the club. I think it was Bootsy Bellows here in LA.

And Duda smashed a champagne bottle and stabbed her in the face with the broken glass. Yeah, honestly, so wipe everything I said about Duda. I love her. Leave it to Beaver. Of all people to publicly beef with,

the bitch who's smashing bottles over people, maybe not. I also have heard stories about things that happened with her and her ex-boyfriend that kind of go along those lines. I think, by the grace of God, I think she lives in like Brazil or something now. Oh, that's good. But I will be going out in LA with a bodyguard for the next couple months.

And I definitely wish it was never taken online. Yeah, that was a bummer. I think there were situations I'm always on your team, but situations where you guys both maybe were a little wrong in the situation. No, I definitely took it too far, but so did she. And I also

would have never gone online if she didn't take it online. i guess i'd be fresh if i had a boyfriend and like someone who i even like was acquainted with at all dm my boyfriend i'd be like you dumb fucking but you're still not putting it on your story with a collage and you're still not like right and if the person tells i don't even know how to make a collage and if the person tells you like i didn't know you would say okay no worries okay well yeah just don't do it again yeah absolutely um and then to make matters worse i go on emily rodakowski's podcast oh no um a couple days ago i sit down and i'm like hi i'm rada like i'm so stoked she's fucking the most iconic person i love her we're having a great conversation and the first topic of

discussion in this interview is em Ratajkowski herself, international world-renowned supermodel, asking me, so what happened with Duda Castro? Oh, so Duda got exactly what she wanted. In what world is Emily Ratajkowski asking about Duda fucking Castro? It's honestly, that's so fucking funny. I was gripping the floor. Like, yeah.

So to Dave Portnoy, I just want to clarify, I don't like taking people to Duda. There are some choice words I shouldn't have said, but again, you started the fire. And to God sent me here, man, thank you for sending me back first class airmail. Must be 19 plus. Available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Speaking of Dave Portnoy, I want to talk quickly about Miss Brianna Chicken Fry. My idol, my icon, my president.

Something in the orange tells me she's not done she is not fucking done dude i love brianna chicken fry okay and i started seeing all this like alleged zach bryan stuff on tiktok and i i'm like i could text brianna but i like to be a fan sometimes so if i like verified it with her i couldn't participate in the speculation so i didn't even bother asking her i was commenting on everything like oh shit she's at the house like straight up because i was fucking loving it my favorite story arc in the world is fan to lover okay because i love when it happens to me i love when it happens to you it's my favorite thing Yes, it is. It is right up there before enemies to lover trope. Fan to lover trope is everything.

But that's a mental illness thing. Is it? Yeah. KSI and Logan Paul. Brianna Chicken Fry has confirmed her relationship with Zach Bryan. She started as a fan and now he is her boyfriend. And they are just fucking running around Oklahoma together. He's probably fucking singing her to sleep boyfriend is a

fucking dream she is living the fucking dream obviously I know a lot of people are sad or concerned about the timelines but life is life you know and I strongly um support her and I believe wholeheartedly that she was out of that relationship before she was actually out of that relationship I agree because with anybody who moves on that quickly it's like it was probably over before well have you seen that like people always say like girls will move on completely in a relationship like two months before you know you want to do it but you'll stick around and like try and whereas guys like start from like the date that you know what i mean yeah i have seen people say that.

But regardless, like, listen, if somebody comes into your life, it doesn't matter if it's a week after you broke up and you really like that person. I don't think it should be like so against the rules. Thoughts, though, while we're on the topic of timelines of Ariana Grande and SpongeBob himself. So I have known about their little divorce for quite some time now. Speaking of sitting on a breakup that no one knows about, right? Like right now I'm sitting on a bad boy piece of information. Someone I hate is going through a terrible breakup that's going to break the fucking world. Wait, you texted in the group chat yesterday. Who was it?

But I'm not going to say anything about it because I won't be that person. But the second it comes out, we're gonna reference this clip and I'm gonna laugh so hard. I strongly believe that there was some infidelity there. And I, you know, I like Ariana Grande, but she does not have a history

of being the most... Girl's girl? Isn't that what the girl said? she said she's not a girl's girl i believe she said that that is what she said okay and if you look at the time or i mean her history i think that there's she's been like the other woman essentially in a lot of situations like that and it is hard because like i've seen so many people say this but like could you fucking imagine you just had a baby. You just had a fucking baby, okay?

You're probably at the most vulnerable state in your life and relationship in general anyway. Not only is your husband leaving you, he is leaving you for arguably the most famous pop star in the world. I'm killing myself. I'm ending it all. Just joking. They were married and they have a newborn child. And there's photos of Ariana

holding the baby. They have gone on double dates. Yeah, they would double date. A lot of it is like, who's saying this? Like, is it verified? I don't know. But like, I do think that

like the Dalton and Ariana thing has been over for a lot longer than people think it has. Like, I knew about it like a while ago. Yeah, I don't think it has really anything to do with Dalton. I think it's like the dalton and ariana thing has been over for a lot longer than people think it has like i knew about it like a while ago yeah i don't think it has really anything to do with dalton i think it's like the the double dates of it all the baby of it all the the the baby of it all is like god how horrible like and and the like how messy it is like if you're gonna do that and you're gonna do something so like shameful and honestly disgusting keep it to your fucking self for a second like why are you

being so messy like why are you holding hands on set why are you guys publicly out together like absolutely like that woman has is at home with her baby like breastfeeding still you know and i want to love her like it makes me sad but it's like yeah i mean i'm with the mom every time everyone said that was because it even wasn't pete't Pete Davidson on a break with Kazzy David and they were supposed to get back together for like five days and then it was Ariana. Yeah.

And same thing, Big Sean and, Big Sean and Naya, like she, she wrote in her book about how like she came home and Ariana was just on the couch. Oh,

that's what makes it like, like a one time is like, okay, maybe there's context. We don't know. Yeah. That's the thing. We've seen her do it

so many times before. And it's like, i guess that in in the past like the other girls haven't had enough of a like following or whatever for people to really publicly care but i think the baby of it all is why everybody is siding with the mother absolutely and imagine you are with that song break up with your girlfriend like come on break up with your girlfriend because i'm bored oh shit she has to regret her better take that off apple music you know when you say something like it's like being funny and then someone uses against you later like oh my god i love lying and then later somebody like uses it against you that sucks like that sucks that you wrote that ariana i'm so fucking lily that's terrible but anyway justice for that girl and honestly not everyone you lose is a loss that man does the splits no man should do that

as spongebob no one's bob on and he looks identical to frankie grande oh my god i keep seeing that identical just like a brother what's sad about it is that he has fucked on himself so bad because now he has blown up his marriage like blown up his entire life for somebody who's gonna leave him in i'm gonna give it four months yeah it's tough dude it's super tough and they blew the movie nobody wants to see that fucking stupid movie now i'm 100 seeing it but oh i don't know what it is what movie is it oh i don't yeah spongebob you thought ariana was? Spongebob. Oh, I don't. Yeah. Spongebob. You thought Ariana was in Spongebob? Oh, is she in Wicked?

She's in Wicked. She plays Glinda. Oh. Anyway, if my husband ever fucking leaves me for Taylor Swift or some shit, I'm- And that's the other thing is I think there's such a frustration for all of those women, I guess. I guess imagine now you go into a cafe and you can break up with your girlfriend because oh my god i would fucking like we were just talking about this i have like because i

can't imagine like the guys who like have had songs written about them by like taylor swift or something and like you cannot escape that woman at all i have a hard enough time i posted about this yesterday but like my ex's song just happens to be the song that everyone right now is using either to get engaged or walk down the aisle yeah every i see like a wedding video once a week and it's a clinton song i want to comment on all these people's happy videos and say that man is a cheater and a liar you're like what about georgia what about like fucking what what about like fucking i will always love you andrea bucelli like like this is not don't tell courtney that you know what it's a beautiful song but like how frustrating it is to me to just be scrolling and want to see if this cute video of these two people

so happily in love and i hear butterflies i'm like i will end my life. Yesterday I get home after a 24-hour travel day, full 24 hours of flying and driving and flying and driving, whatever, and I'm just exhausted. You know what I mean? And all I've wanted is my bed, and I'm so excited to lay down and smoke a joint and eat a snack and open up Netflix. And I open up Netflix, and I'm like oh let's let's look at movies number one in movies today the untold story of Jake Paul oh that's Paul I've seen billboards

all over town are they all over town they're all over town I'm going back to Europe oh my god it's just and I'm not even gonna lie I'd already seen it i watched it in full on the plane brooke i have a question okay i couldn't not it's like page always asked me like i'm very much like if my ex releases an album i'm gonna listen to it if my ex is on number one on netflix today i'm gonna watch it like i just want to know you know yeah and it actually was such an amazing documentary like so good and i'm really happy for him and his entire journey and love Logan and love to watch it. Honestly, I have a question. I'm two minutes into the documentary and they are referencing his previous party lifestyle.

And I see a video. Are you in it me hmm can they do that I'm in a pink shirt we're matching we dance it's just a quick cameo like it's nothing serious yes like superstar it's my document I'm number one in movies today no um and I see a quick cameo of me I'm just curious can they do that without telling you? No, nobody reached out. Am I entitled to a settlement? No, I think that sometimes when certain things are posted online, it's like you give people like usage rights.

The entire documentary is essentially about how fucking rich this man is. That's so horrible. I would. I'm sorry. i want to cut i want to cut for my 0.2 seconds please but the thing is even if i sued that man his lawyers he taught me how to get good lawyers and never lose you know yeah he would end you with that fucking 17 million dollar house he has i'm so sorry that is so hard he is so successful it's oh yeah see that's why we have to stop going for successful people because it's painful it's like fun in the moment and then after you have to watch them just get more and more successful I well I want to talk about something that I don't

know if I want to talk about well why would you do that but I think I I think after a lot of thought it's the right thing to do for me and my safety. I was just in Europe for the last three weeks. And I was supposed to be there for like four days. And I just kept extending. Everyone's like, why? And I kept voicing like, I don't want to go home to LA. And everyone's kind of like, why?

And on our last podcast together, I said, I'm going through something right now that is like fucking terrible. I'm terrified to talk about it and at that point i was in the beginning of a legal thing with it so i couldn't talk about it i still can't tell the stories yet and i can't wait to have an entire podcast about the stories of what's actually fucking happened here. But, and I did tweet about it. I tweeted, my stalker is back. And it's not William. Yeah, so that's, I think that's what people get confused about is because this is not an, yeah, your original stalker.

And the thing is, when I thought the William stuff was as bad as it possibly could be it was nothing in comparison to what this is yeah like this is so much worse and william also was a he's a he's a slender builds is we could take it not he's not he would kill me with a pinky. Oh, really? Yeah. And like the way he looks is also like straight out of like jail, but like a documentary. Like it's really, really scary. Okay.

And I'm saying this on the podcast because I want it to be known. If you love me online or you have ever talked to me online or messaged me on Instagram or on OF or on anything, and even if you feel extremely close to me because of what I do and your connection to me, if I do not know you personally, and I mean close personally, and if I'm not telling you to come to where I am and to show up to my house, etc., etc., please, please, please don't come to my house don't come to what my hotels that i'm staying at don't come to where i'm eating don't follow my friends around don't and that's what's sad too is it like transcends over into like like amari came face to face with this person yeah it's scary it is scary because like people do feel so close to you especially if you are spending all day you know typing away on your of yeah yeah and i know that that's something that you sign up for with this but it's so so so fucking terrifying and i've been dealing with this particular situation for about a year and a couple months

now but it's gone on and off in waves and I have it's so sad how little and I've always said this even with my OG stalker how little the police care well yeah it's hard LA especially like the police really don't care unless like you're bleeding out and they've told me that like they've literally said if someone shows up with a weapon and threatens you with it of course we'll be there in a second but like if you want to file up like a police report for like what's happening right now like good luck and every interaction i've had with 9-1-1 over this because we've had to call 9-1-1 a couple times from shit showing up at or in the house and so on and so forth um they'd be like are you sure it's not a crazy ex-boyfriend well i mean yeah and that's so frustrating because it's like oh god like you can't even feel safe

because it's like who's protecting you i remember at one at one point the 911 operator was like well he sent you flowers like isn't that kind of sweet like was like laughing and i'm like they just don't my the head of my my security just told me he was like Tana I love you to death the police are never going to care so now I have to have full time security

outside again so what does he have to do for the police to finally give a fuck like hit you break in and be in the house or hurt me

or attempt to hurt me or I guess with all of the messages and stuff threaten me I don't know if this person's like necessarily dangerous

but he's definitely like something is mentally like wrong dangerous but he's definitely like something is mentally like wrong with him that's the head of my security does security for like everyone under the sun like um and was telling me stories about people like alicia keys and shit and like whatever and he was like i think and he had one celebrity that before he started working for them someone did kill them and like all this type of stuff and he was telling me the craziest thing the craziest type of person are the ones who believe they know you and they that you're dating and that you're starcraft lovers and they're like always breaks into kennel jenner's house and he's like we're in love like no you're not that's why i've been

avoiding la that's why i've been a little I feel like if you know me in person, this is something we don't really talk about on the podcast ever, but you know this and everyone knows this. I am the most paranoid person ever. We talk about it a little bit. Not necessarily, I mean, you are paranoid, but it's safe.

It's for good reason. Because I mean. Yes, but like there have been points in my life after certain stalking instances where it does like cripple and consume me. Like everywhere go I can't let anyone walk behind me like I don't uber alone like I I'm terrified of like anything like you know every time the doorbell rings here I like my heart jumps like I just am and I felt like I was finally working through that like in therapy and trying to just accept that that's my life and work through it and now this is like back

tenfold the worst it's ever been in my entire life to the point that I can't even worked through it and now this is like back tenfold the worst it's ever been in my entire life to the point that i can't even talk about it and i'm just living in that like crippling paranoia again and it's so yeah fucked it's so fucked that's a lot but you have security here you're safe yeah um i'm debating on getting a doberman or a gun yeah definitely not a doberman i'm gonna go with gun if it needs to be one of the two neither are things I want to do but I actually this is in my entire life the most I've ever feared for my life I walk around every single day and it's getting to the point where I like I'm having like almost like delusions of like not delusions but like in my head all I can picture

is this person killing me or like turning the corner in my room and them being there and what I would do or every time I go somewhere like, you know what I mean? And I feel really bad for Ashley specifically, because this person has always hyper fixated on the two of us specifically. And it just sucks, you know, and then it's like, even right now, I'm pretending on Instagram until this podcast comes out that i'm still in paris so i have like a few more days of like safety yeah yeah that is scary at least being on tour will kind of help that yeah i was just gonna say that we're gonna be gone and we're leaving so soon and i'm so excited our first um three shows are in new haven connecticut i know that was crazy you guys sold out one sold out a second i think we've sold out the third Like the fact that we're able to sell out that many shows in New Haven,

Connecticut. Where's New Haven, Connecticut? Like, like why is everyone so lit there? It's going to be so much fucking fun. We're bringing Mike and Jeff and Aaron and you're coming. Yeah.

And there are our first special guests of the tour as well. Mike and Jeff. So that's exciting. We're going to have a lot more. I'm so fucking excited for tour i'm not prepared and then we'll be in harrisburg and pittsburgh after that and there might still be tickets for that we'll link the ticket link below but i think there are a couple tickets left yeah and maybe we'll add a second before they go funky and i'm so excited to tell the stories on stage that i could not tell today absolutely i have

something i want to talk about but it's like a longer convo i suck dick with invisalign in with it and i didn't think it was that weird it was a little like toothy but what i'm just kidding it's like you're just not like that aware like i mean it's like your teeth are bigger all of a sudden yeah but i like didn't really think it was that weird i feel like it's like having braces you know what i mean but everyone i've told is like yeah i almost do that invisalign if you think about it it's kind of a rounded edge so it would make your teeth yeah you'd think it would make you like like gummy like like like sucking dick with no teeth but word to erin i don't know i just i guess i just wanted to know

if you thought that that was like acceptable or not when i had invisalign i would take out my trace to suck dick so i don't okay but how is it worse for me to be like hold on both are acceptable what did you feel any difference did he say anything was he like no i felt a difference i had to be way more aware and that's like what put the thought in my head because i was like oh maybe i should have not done that really it was fine you should ask you should do it next time without and then ask him for a comparison okay honestly i will could be good while all of this is going on and i am so concerned about people and things showing up to my house yesterday i receive a message from my security and keep keep in mind, I live in a very nice neighborhood.

I'm in the city, you know, but I live in a nice neighborhood. Yesterday, this would only happen to me. In front of my house, a man driving a Tesla pulls up right in front of our house gets out and keep in mind this is the street people are walking their dogs on the street it is it's a busy area broad daylight gets out of his tesla sits down on the sidewalk pulls his pants down and diarrhea's on the sidewalk, pulls his pants down, and diarrhea's on the sidewalk in front of my house. Okay, listen, crazy story, but I do see how that could happen.

You know when it's just like, you cannot drive one more second. I would rather shit myself in my car. No, I wouldn't. I had a shakshuka one time that nearly sent me to the hospital. You had a what? Have you heard of shakshuka one time that nearly sent me to the hospital. You had a what? Have you heard of shakshuka?

No. Would not recommend ordering it. But sometimes it's just like you can't wait one more second. And now what? I have to worry about getting my car detailed? How do I explain that? Say you have a baby in the front, in the driver's seat. On your lap.

Say you have a dog. britney that is not allowed i'm not shitting on maybe if it was in the hills but also like keep in mind you get to the end of my street and there's like a cafe like i have a friend who has this hilarious story of a time that they were driving away from my house and this was when I lived in Laurel Canyon on the hills and the traffic on the hills is like fucking absurd and sometimes you'll be on the hill and there's no bathrooms no nothing for like 30 minutes and they were leaving my house and they had to shit so bad that they pulled over on the side of laurel canyon and they shit in a mcdonald's cup and they wiped it with david dobrik clickbait merch i need to know the friend i i'm

sworn i'm sworn so so hard i know who it is i feel so confident that i know who it is even if you told me who it was who you thought thought it was, I would whatever. And I I don't mean to look down upon this. But I. Like, don't don't act above us now. We have seen it time and time again on the canceled podcast. You cannot hold your shit. Lucky for you, you're mostly sedentary and you always have a bathroom nearby.

But if I were not sedentary, I could. I would be in a lot of pain. Well, yeah, okay. So then you can clench harder than others. I probably can't after this recent escapade. Ew. So soon I will be shitting myself. Those are things I don't want to know.

I can't wait to tell you that fucking story. I can't wait to tell you that fucking story. I can't wait to tell you that fucking story. I can't wait to tell you that fucking story. Can I say I'm going to Eros tour and that's why we have to end? Absolutely. But I have one more question for you just in the very end of this. Okay. What's the update on your Harry Jowsey situation?

I don't think I have an update, but oh, there's all kinds of things happening online with Georgia and Harry. Team Georgia, honestly, because I don't know i just like women um but i don't have an update he just kind of aired me out and then i had to be like did he not reach out to you and say like hey mommy milkers no i dm'd him and i was like hey like what was that and he was, one more time for old time's sake. And I was like, oh, yeah, haha, like, totally. But then upon further investigation, I decided that we are team Georgia. Is that it?

That's it. I have to go to ERA's tour literally right now. That's why we have to kind of abruptly cut it off. I'm so sad you and I are going on different days, but our Swifty ERA is in full effect, and I'm, but. I'm so sad you and I are going on different days, but our Swiftie era is in full effect and I'm so excited. I am so fucking excited. I could throw up.

Well, you are going to have the absolute best day ever. I'm going to sit here and fear for my life in my own home. And God sent me here. God sent us here. We will see you. God will be sending us to New Haven, Connecticut, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, and

a bunch of other dates that we will link below if you want to come meet us and hang out. Thank you guys for listening and watching. Make sure to subscribe and follow on all platforms that you can to keep up to date with the shenanigans that is our lives and mine while I still have one. Thank you guys. Love you. Bye.