Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 49: Tana and Bryce Hall are NOT FRIENDS - Ep. 49

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

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Okay, I believe you. Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast. Woohoo! I feel like at home right now, this is good. We haven't done an episode just us two talking shit in a minute. And Trevor was there for what was supposed to be us two talking shit it actually made it better though i think people loved the trevor episode i want to say they would love to have him as a reoccurring guest i want to keep having i too would like him to reoccur yeah so what's up with that nothing but everyone online is like brooke go on another date with him i think and for the

record i would have he never asked do you think it's because you blatantly lied to him on your first he didn't know that until i told him myself like a noble woman you are so noble you are so noble guys we have a really special treat today for the um i always want to say visual listeners and it's like what are you talking about oh oh we're wearing the same outfit we are matching right now we went to drake last night it was amazing although i will say drake was doing some funny stuff on stage i love drake i just want to so we once a month brooke and i put our sister wives hat on and i can't really get into that much more out of respect for someone's privacy which is something I'm learning okay TW it's a day-by-day battle okay um but where we we both go on a date

with the same person at once I feel like that's like kind of the vibe we thought was gonna happen yesterday we went to breakfast and we were like what if we went to Drake tonight and she's like let me make a call and literally like before we even got our food at our table we had three tickets to drake one for her one for me and one for this man you know they were amazing seats row one amazing seats amazing seats he's such a and i love him so much but it's just fun when you and i i know but what's fun to me about it is that it's not throuple vibes at all like he only only likes you. So it's like I get to just enjoy the time. Damn it. Best date ever.

I guess it is me like trying to push the throuple vibes. I know. I'm like, here, Tana, you go ahead and sit in the middle. Fuck off. But we went to Drake and it was such a good time. It was such a slay. And I kept saying as a joke, this is my Eros tour. And it was a joke. I loved Eas tour but i love drake so much and brooke you just kind of like passively i dabble

with drake but i just feel like after the last concert i went to before this was eras yeah and that's 70 000 people and every single person is like so high energy so obsessed like i feel i just was in there and i was like hotline bling the other crowd is a very different vibe and the heiress crowd is unmatched but so i'd be like rapping every word so excited to see drake and then drake would do something and brooke would just start dying laughing because he's like a little goofy like i don't know how to explain like when he runs like his legs like kick his butt and why are you running brooke was men should never run but um yeah brooke was like dying laughing at that he was really good

though we're in our concert era tomorrow we're going to zach bryan courtesy of miss brianna chicken fry which is so awesome of brie i know like so so we did her podcast in new york and we were just talking about how much we love Zach Bryan and we're so happy for her and like and as a joke I'm like as a friend you better hook us up with some tickets and then she actually she really put us in a group chat like three days later and she was like here you go like love so sweet so so sweet speaking of Brianna um she's on a podcast that I went on yesterday okay you made it on time i saw dude there is nothing like knowing you have a podcast with dave portnoy to like wake you up like i went to bed at

5 a.m my insomnia has been so bad and i woke up at 7 55 like bells on like ready like it just like he terrifies me so that adrenaline got me going I did BFFs yesterday because why because Bryce Hall had some choice words choice words to say about me online and I'm really honestly not gonna like get into it and go full canceled mode and full tana mode and full whatever because i did address it on bffs and then yesterday so i do bffs and then i'd been texting jeff and he's like can we do an episode and i was like absolutely like i'll come over and do an episode like after bffs that's perfect i'm already ready bffs is kind of stressful like i sit down and they send me the docket and it's just like 80 scandals and it's like what's your take on this

like it's very much like that's scary you've got to put your pr hat on you know and like they're gonna grill you gonna do have them cut it they would never ever and so i put my pr hat on i answered all my scandals and i'm like now this is perfect i'm gonna go over to jeff's all my friends are there tw friend i don't know who's friends and who's not friends anymore shout out bryce but so i'm like fuck yeah i'm gonna go over there and just kick it with everyone it'll be like a funny episode like whatever and i sit down on jeff fm and we're talking for like 10 15 minutes and at the end of the episode sometimes we'll take callers over there which we are actually working on a canceled hotline yeah the ovon style for you guys to call in and tell us your problems via voicemail and we're gonna give you um our advice which will be terrible but

normally we do callers at the end of the episode and 15 minutes in the phone rings and i just immediately knew i was like you this is bryce hall calling in he called in jeff had bryce hall call in and we like tussled it out on jeff Jeff FM he would do that what like what a good way to get the exclusive yeah and honestly good to him you know what I mean he was being so funny he was like Dave Fortnum I wish he could have this so what do we have to wait to see that episode or do I get to know what he said it was just weird like we started talking and I'm very much standing my ground like I firmly believe how i feel about this situation i think bryce and i were friends good friends i would venture to say so as well and so much of it wasn't

on camera and like any content we made was mutual and like on his accounts as well he benefited from it just as much as you did as if you like clout chased him so hard i don't know it pissed me off yeah it just made no sense to me and so then we go back and forth and then he was kind of apologizing in like a Bryce way like I'm sorry it made you feel that way and then what a man and then eventually gets to the end and is like I wouldn't say we're friends I would say we're mutuals and then Jeff's grandpa's is like what's a mutual and I'm like explaining mutuals to Jeff and like I guess to Bryce we were mutuals I mean for those who don't know long long story short Bryce um Oscar slay that is good but what a hysteria so mutual that's my favorite photo I think I've ever seen just did a bump he's like tina dragged me thank god the photo's not branded to be fair about what

i don't after party you know take it off the fucking screen i can't talk um long long long long story short bryce went on zach saying on zach saying he nothing that ever happens on zach saying zach it's fair's fair Zach asked Bryce have you ever hooked up with anyone for clout Bryce said me there was a level of backlash to that because that is kind of a crazy sentiment then people the internet were kind of saying Tana you do that too and I that frustrates me because I like to clout farm but like I'm only ever going to talk about someone I hooked up with if it's public knowledge or if they talk about it first or if it's a crazy ass story you should hear about the ones you don't know and they give me the go-ahead like i'm never gonna sit down

and be like do you guys want to know the most famous person i fucked or could have fucked or like that's not i'm not and at the end of the day it's a penis inside of you i'm not like clout clout clout like you have to like like the person like i'm not touching knocking genitals with someone for like a potential engagement boost. That's crazy. Yeah. And so then I addressed that on canceled. And then I went on saving grace podcast. And I think this was kind of the nail in the coffin for Bryce, in my opinion,

where, you know, Bryce had just tweeted. His fight was coming up. He was like, I need Tana to say team Bryce on God. That's crazy. Cause you guys aren't friends.

So why would you say that? Period. And that that that's the whole thing to team bryce on god yes it ended up being such a bit in a viral you're fucking welcome dude but i was there supporting my friend in my opinion like this shit really did hurt my feelings because like i really supported bryce like no matter what and felt like that was a mutually reciprocated thing i don't know and so then on Saving Grace, you're just making jokes back and forth. She said something like, he just needs to sell his fight or something.

And then like, I think I made a joke whenever Bryson follows me. Right after this podcast. And I'm like, I didn't know if there was a correlation or whatever. And then he goes on BFFs and he's like, we were never ever friends. I never liked her.

Blah, blah, blah. Which just confuses the shit out of me i don't know that's so interesting okay maybe that's what it was like that was his experience but it's like okay then what like why why keep coming back why come over like why invite me to every party why come to like support dizzy why yeah like if it was like so one-sided yeah and then and then he was just going on to be like we were co-workers blah blah which i get that there are people i feel that way with but i didn't feel that way with bryce you know and i think it is a valuable lesson i guess that in this industry you might think someone cares about you as much as you care about them

or whatever well now you know and you you know to direct your energy elsewhere i kept saying it to jeff yesterday i was like are we just co-workers like are we mutuals like now i like yeah imagine a year from now jeff's like literally i that was not my friend yeah like i would be like like oh i'd kill myself that's different i mean i care about jeff way more that's okay at least we know that he is suffering because addison ray just brought back well pop music i don't think he's suffering. Bryce, I'm not. I don't. I do just want to say very, very quickly as well, just to touch on this.

I would love two weeks without a scandal or drama. Three even. Three. Just three. Like today's episode, I am not. Like that car ride was so fun. I thought we were friends. God damn it. No, he looks like co-workers

like oh um i'm bummed because i thought i thought i was like secondhand friends with bryce and now like what he was my secondhand mutual that's i know he comes online he's like i love brooke but imagine anywho yeah addison ray did just drop a new album addison ray is saving pop music she is an icon i completely agree i love her so much i feel like sincerely her career arc and her story arc let me put my girl boss town hat on right now this is just my opinion um but is going in the way of like a modern day britney spears yeah i think so too very louisiana like very she just is like so cute to me i am like a modernized you know not tiktok version but today's societal like the same way society loved britney and the good ways as well because now we have regulations on things like everything like down to her pop yeah her paparazzi photos she just like

like she eats every time okay okay oscar okay you're having so much fucking fun over there. Oscar, did you take an Adderall or something? So yeah, I don't want any drama. Bryce and I can now just continue on being mutual. No, yeah, I'm just writing for you a little hard. I just like, he's weird for that. In my opinion, but I get it. If he just thought you guys were mutual, it's whatever.

Mari's my mutual. We're co-workers co-workers is crazy that's the one you're forced to be around this isn't fucking what i would say like back in the day when i would do like escape the night i'd see like colleen ballinger and like we weren't ever close but if we were like in the same trailer getting ready or whatever we would laugh and have fun and it was a fun moment but i could walk away from that being like we were co-workers you know what i mean like yeah just the amount of like memories I have associated with Bryce like leads my brain to be different. I need to stop.

I could talk about this for the next hour. I don't know. But there's no hard feelings, I guess, except for mine. Maybe something happened when he got hit. Maybe something happened during his fight. Maybe they like knocked someone. I don't know. Probably knocked some sense into him.

He was like, fuck that bitch, Tana. Cloudforming hoe. Speaking of fights and beef oh dylan fucking dennis just kidding am i when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course That Rivers is the place. Over, under, money lines. Same game, Paul A's gets all fine. You'll put a smile on your face. Bet on the sports you love with that Rivers sports book. Take a chance. Must be 19 plus.

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Yes. And what he has been doing to poor sweet Nina online is out of order. It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. Well, I was going to get into that. I was going to get into that, Oscar.

I was going to get into that. Holy shit. gonna get into that oscar i was gonna get into that it's crazy because i understand that with a fight promotion it is pretty no holds barred like there that's one of the things that you know going into promoting a fight that nothing is really off limits with someone you don't know where your opponent's gonna take it but so low it just sucks what i think that i hate is it's not at logan it's kind of at the expense of an innocent yeah but that's like the smartest thing to do if you really want to hurt somebody like go for the people they care about yeah i mean there's a lot to say it's a good idea there's a lot to be said about it being amazing promotion for the fight but I do love Nina so much first of all even if every single thing that he was posting was true which it isn't half of them are edited

photos and stuff like inspirational like she's an icon she's fully a fucking icon I just think that I was talking about this yesterday as well but like I'm the type of person where I put that type of shit out there and like I for, could handle if someone was doing that to me, you know, or if or if I was beefing that person, you know what I mean? But I Nina's character, she's like just the sweetest. Like, I just feel like she's very strong, but I could see this frustrating her or maybe hurting her and not like hurts my feelings. Especially because like, no offense, but the people who follow and like idolize Dylan Danis well it's the it's the male like side of Twitter yeah those types of people though are like the worst people to come for you I got a little taste of it and my little Dylan Danis Twitter so talk to me about

this we shot a podcast with Mike and Jeff in New York yeah and I mentioned in the episode how Dylan Danis had dm'd me and unsent it which is apparently a very common theme of his that he does to literally everybody and he posted the little clip and posted it on Twitter and just said like hi to me or whatever DM me again and I just told him I was like not again and then we just like kind of got into it and I was like playing along because I was like how funny would it be he kept saying like I'm gonna fly you to the fight I'll put you on a jet get you to the fight so it's like how hilarious if we let him fly us to the fight and show up in like low gang t-shirts like amazing it is absolutely hilarious but i couldn't even entertain it that long because he's just like he was bullying me and and then all his little followers were like she's fucking ugly anyway

and i'm like that's how i know'm like, these people are little rats. I was a victim of a Dylan Dennis stunt at one point. I was at, what's that club? It's like closed down now. I can't think of the name of the club. It's, what?

Oh, I think it was One Oak. I was, I don't know, somewhere in LA and Fetty Wap was performing. So I was like, yeah, baby. I was on a vibe. I drunk and i was meeting um a lot of fans this was very much like meeting greek club jake paul era and so i was meeting a lot of fans and then this guy comes

up and he's like yo can i get a photo and i'm drunk i don't i like i don't even know if i like looked at him i just like posed and then i wake up the next day on twitter to dylan dennis being like got your bitch at jake pollack all this shit and that's how this photo came about um and i that's the only time and then i i met him again and i was drunk as fuck somewhere else and like cussed him out for this essentially and he apologized i know it's just a name in his game i'm yeah i think he's probably just a troll he's probably like maybe a nice guy he was that's what's funny i kept telling you he was like posting these like crude horrible tweets to me like he posted like kermit the frog's like gaping asshole and was like brooke when she sees my dms but then he's texting me on the side like i'm so sorry if i hurt your feelings do you want me to delete it like

i'll delete it if you want me to like are you okay like i'm like dylan dylan yeah it's it's it's a crazy i don't know it's a crazy thing obviously i always hope logan wins every single one of his fights so that i just want i just want logan to win justice for nina that i like actually feel bad for her that's like i mean to be fair he literally said brooke on twitter no broken reality if go ahead and honestly oscar i'll send you the screenshots it's literally him text me back hello are you gonna text me back no it's a funny ass like what do you mean what do you mean i want to start using that just imagine brooke doing that we need to like start using that meme i know that meme is like me for oh my god yeah see he's like want me to delete did you see my tweet you said. See, he's like, want me to delete? Did you see my tweet?

You said yes. And then he said, delete your account. He said, I'm blowing you up. Stop it. Doing God's work. Everyone in their damn God. Oh my God. And then he's jamming me on Instagram.

Like, hello, text me back. Like, love you Dylan, but. I love delete your account. It's just funny because then people on Twitter are like, you wish he would give you the time of day. I'm like, do you see how this began? You're like, he's stalking me. That's why security's outside of the house. Yes, he's not going to text me back.

No. I'm off the clock is crazy. I'm off the clock is crazy. Text me back. No. Guess you aren't different. Is that the reason you're using... He told me he's like, you seem like you're different from other girls.

He's like, oh, baby, I'm not. That's a regular sized razor. I'm just dainty as fuck. Oh, my God. Anyway, good luck, Logan. Good luck, Logan. Dylan, master marketer, but we stan Nina. We went on tour. Yeah, we we did it was so fucking fun I had

the best time I had it was sincerely like I just haven't toured in so so so long and being back in it was like the best feeling in the world and it's we always make jokes I feel like about like how our audience is so crazy and our audience is so feral. And I believe that and I know that every day when I meet someone on the street. I know it and I agree. But when there is like a thousand of you in a room. It is insane. We had a whole segment that we want to get into

and maybe we'll wait until the end of the tour. But it was just shit that people would tell us at the meet and greets oh my god such good ones too such good ones the one that's sticking out in my head right now the bush story no what's the bush story oh that girl told me she said like something about how i encouraged her to get a bush oh god i forgot the rest of it but i was like oh no all i have in my notes is bush story we met this girl who had just recovered from battling leukemia and she was super sweet and so dope and then she was telling us the story about how when she was like 13 years old with leukemia she got a make-a-wish and she made her make-a-wish on Ellen and then Ellen came to the hospital

with like to see her or whatever and then Ellen was like and these are her words this is what this girl said that Ellen allegedly was so fucking mean to her and like didn't talk to her and like when she did it was like so mean and like only she said it was like super dismissive and awkward and like Ellen just didn't talk and then left and they were trying to have us chant like fuck ellen like i remember we were on stage and they like were screaming fuck ellen from the crowd like we just had so many people black the fuck out jeff and i took a selfie at one of the shows so jeff and mike were special guests for two of the shows which was was so fun. Very helpful, too. Very, very helpful.

Like they were just so fucking funny. And it was in Mike's hometown of Connecticut. So it was like cool to see. But Jeff and I took a wholesome selfie on the stage after like after as we were like walking off. We always take selfies with everyone in the crowd or like try to take photos. And if we can, if the venue permits. And Jeff and I take this wholesome selfie and he posted on a snap like immediately right oh no was someone like flashing the camera hours later Jeff text me and I look at it again I'm like oh that's so sweet like why'd you text me this and he's like no look at the photo

bitches in the back titties out love that and those girls a lot of people got kicked out for being too drunk too like it was just oh yeah There was a fight at one of our shows. There was a fight. Literally a fist fight between men, which it's like, like why were straight men even there? That's crazy. I feel like it's the boyfriends who get dragged. That's a whole other thing that is so funny to me.

I love it. At every show, there's always like seven boyfriends who got dragged by their excited ass girlfriends at gunpoint. And it's's like they usually don't even want to meet us they don't want a photo they don't smile like if you catch a look at them in the crowd it's like you have to look away because it's like you're like i'm doing so bad like they're miserable which is just wild as is it was my first time so this was the first time i'd ever even like because you can see like a number but i've never been able to like conceptualize like that many people like or had them all in one place to be like oh my god people watch this show

yeah in pittsburgh we were like crying on the stage it was so scary though for me like first of all i've never even given a speech in front of the class so like like this is funny because it's like oh haha like nobody's here yeah but like doing the same thing with a thousand people in front of you, I was like pissing myself. And the thing is too, is like the crowd so badly wants you to get like wasted with them because they're all wasted. Within reason. Yeah. But I mean, but they're not, they're not wasted within reason. So it's easy to like want to match the energy.

You know what I mean? And at our final show in Pittsburgh, I'm skipping ahead. But so every show has a bar, you know, and a lot of the bars like make a menu of the drinks. And like for reference, one of the bars had like Tana's Pussy Juice. Tana's Wet Pussy was like one of their drinks. And they name them. We don't name them. And now I know that we we should name them

learned that we have to now pre-screen the menus and at our final show someone tags us in a photo of the menu they were serving like a jungle juice type of drink so this crowd was

guess what it was called guess what they named this fucking drink at our show what'd they call it Jake Paul Juice margarita no where what the fuck yeah you gotta like look at these menus i'm sitting here thinking like what if it was like clinton kane cosmo cocktail did they tell you beforehand they were making menus

at these venues well they just do that i know that but like and usually they are like wild like tana's wet but jake paul juice margarita like fuck you hilarious that's i just know i was hurting and then people kept bringing them up on stage and it was just and it's it's the one that gets you like the most fucked up um but yeah i yeah yeah after that tour um i decided to run back 75 hard i am i did have mcdonald's for breakfast so i i cheated a little today but um i thought you meant just like sobriety no i'm i'm like trying to do it all again brooke the other night she's eating pop rocks and applesauce together honestly an amazing combination uh rock hard 75 75 pop rock hard so i'm gonna try the next run of show sober and then like compare.

It's just really hard. It's a big energy. Like in New Haven, for example, we had two shows. And the first show we're like, yeah, fuck yeah, do the whole meet and greet. And then it's like you go backstage for five minutes and it's like, okay, get back on stage and run it back. And you want to give that second crowd the same energy that you gave that first crowd. And that's obviously why like rock stars and like musicians and shit drink a lot on tour because it sometimes and especially because it's like you're driving from a sprinter which we'll get into from every city and like you don't really get any sleep so

by the like fourth or fifth shows you're just you haven't slept and that's what Trevor was saying you know he was like you're gonna be fucking exhausted it really like made me put my hats off to people like Matt Rife who do like three shows a night every night for like tapping into that level of energy is like god mode for sure insane um so we are kind of spacing them out more for the rest and um yeah we're gonna test them out sober and see how that goes but I don't really struggle with the alcohol thing usually it was like one particular circumstance where I just had a little too much to drink yeah so which the majority is sober again but but it's like i really was drinking to like take the edge

off and not be so nervous and it did work but i think i think it's the crowd like for sure like a shot before you go out on stage fine but then you go out there and people bring up 38 jake paul juice margaritas to the stage yeah it's like it's like you go up there perfectly fine and you get off stage and you don't even like remember what happened. Yeah. Yeah, like it's just, and it's fun. It only happened once.

And it will never happen again. And we've also done a lot of club appearance things, you know, and that's like where. Where our literal job is to black out. Yeah, and so it's, you know, it's kind of finding a balance between podcast and that because that's what the crowd wants.

And yeah. We're learning. I also feel like it's one of those things where like when someone's like offering you a drink or something like that you know like it could like potentially make their life like they're like oh my god like i took a shot with tana mongeau and brooks cofield oh my god the amount of people who bring me like blunts before the show and they're like please smoke with me right now and i'm like i will walk out there and be like faded that a hoe y'all ever tried pop rocks and applesauce someone give me a pickle and tahini and takis yeah like it just munchies high

tana is not good for the show um but it is fun yeah i think we're gonna be good for the second round i have a lot better better more stories because we've been doing some serious um damage in our personal lives yeah in the interest of a story. Yeah. We really want to be able to give. It's also hard to always give brand new stories in the next city. Sometimes it is fun to like retell us because it's it's no phones for the most part.

But then people post all their stories and just break the rules, which we didn't really like. No. So it's fun to like retell a story and add new things and remember new details but we are actually really really trying right now to just do some serious damage to our personal lives which i'm sure in 10 years of course we want to tell new stories that we've never told before but like i don't want to make so much happens in a week yeah i don't want to make one up but that's where crowd work is also fun that's one of my favorite parts

of the show the last half will like i know in harrisburg pennsylvania i had so much fucking fun with that that was such a good oh everything about that show was fun we were talking about something you find like weirdly hot and i can't remember what ours was like we that was our topic of conversation and yours was turbulence yeah like oh like turbulence turbulence turns me on like. That's ultimate hoetry right there. Well, turbulence turns me on because it's like, you know how when your stomach drops on a plane, like it's the same feeling as like a dick in your stomach kind of. Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That was just unnecessary. And it's like, whatever. Whatever. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine.

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what are things you weirdly find hot and all the answers are funny like and i forgot one of the girls was like i hate to say this but i find the security guard on stage weirdly hot and the security guard takes his shirt off and starts like whipping it around and shit like he was he was hot dude but he was also crazy he was on the job which is important during the meet and greet at one point and thank god this girl was like funny and with the shits but obviously the security's job is to get a meet and greet done in a certain you and i will stand and talk to someone everyone for an hour hour, a person, we don't care. So it's like, yeah, but they have to move it along for us to be on time.

It's like, okay, this person's taking their third tick tock. Like let's let everyone, everyone have a chance to kind of, you know, whatever. And we were talking to this girl for like a long time. We made a bunch of content with her and she had glasses on and she was super pretty. You know what I mean? But the security comes up and goes, move it. Four fucking way move it four eyes i whipped my head and i said do you want your job that's do you want your fucking job i didn't see that happen i don't move it four eyes and that was the same security guard that then took his shirt off oh he was feeling spunky that

day he yeah he was a he was that that is also what's funny is when you're in cities you know you're in harrisburg pennsylvania you're in like a rock venue like you get these characters of venue owners i know we've had several like i shouldn't say what i'm gonna say we've had venue owners just do some really funny footy shit that we can tell one day um but i want to tell two stories from the tour that have nothing to do with the shows. And the first one is about how I am so fucking stupid. Well, I apologized for this is all I'm going to say before I get into the story. We were in our first shows were in New Haven, Connecticut.

And I do just want to say that was an amazing place to start off i had no idea we had that many fans in that region we did three shows at the same sold out shows in new haven connecticut i say it like i it's like the middle of nowhere but it's just far from us i'd never i'd never heard of new haven i'd never been to new haven me neither but it's huge apparently but it ended up being one of my favorite places i will go back i will do more shows there and it was cool we performed at toad's place and like everyone in the world has performed there like cardi b and like everyone back in the day like drake back in the day i think like all these fucking people and it was really cool but the venue and new haven is also the town of Yale.

Like Yale, the college was like five minutes. So many hot boys. So, and that's why I think the crowd was also so fair on the people. Cause it's a college town, essentially the best college. I don't think anybody in that crowd went to Yale.

No one went to Yale. No one went to Yale. I promise you that I promise. And if they did reevaluate, but, um, it was in the town of Yale so all the hotels and everything is very much themed around that collegiate whatever you know and we get to our hotel and we walk in and it is very much themed like that like there's bookcases everywhere there's books like everywhere like it literally looks like a library and we just we roll out of the

sprinter we go up to our room and I check in and Mike Malak was like hey where are you staying and I was like to be honest with you I just got handed a room key and I went right up the elevator I don't know and I sent him my location and he's like oh you're staying at the study and I'm like fuck yeah I'm staying at the study this shit's a study like there's books everywhere this is cute whatever and I like look at the map and it says the study you know so I'm like fuck yeah I'm staying at the study this shit's a study like there's books everywhere this is cute whatever and I like look at the map and it says the study you know so I'm like whatever and so then we do the shows whatever and we get back after the third show and everyone goes to their room and it's just Chris and I Chris Miles was there honestly there's nothing to really touch on with that he was really nice and really normal and really fun and we are just friends um

but we saw his family in New York and we got dinner with them and then they wanted to come to the show and support and whatever Chris was there and Chris and I were chilling in bed and I was like I I want water and of course this hotel is very much coquette very much Lana Del Rey coated very much lace everywhere very much old paintings very much books and the only type of phone in the room to call down to get water is a fucking rotary phone and you know my ass does not know how to use a rotary phone and also what am I gonna type in on it like a whole ass phone number like I just and i've stayed at hotels that are rotary phone energy that's a little too on theme like get a fucking normal like i just need just a bell desk button that's it that's all i'm asking for you know

whatever i try to figure out this rotary phone for like 10 minutes i'm having no luck and so finally i'm like fine i'll just call down on my my phone phone my non-rotary phone. And I'm like, I go to my maps to type in the study. I call down and I'm like, Hey, um, I'm saying in room 401, can I please get some water? And they're like, absolutely. We'll send you up water in like 10 minutes. 10 minutes goes by no water. I wait, I wait like 30. I'm not going to be a cunt. Like what if someone's running late? You know, 30 minutes goes by. I'm like, Oh, there's still no water. So I called out and I'm like, hey, um, I'm in room 401. Can I please have some water? And they're like, oh, absolutely.

We'll send you up water. Right. And then they tell me another like 10, 15 minutes. This time, like an hour goes by. And so this happens like three more times where like I wait the allotted time. I give them a massive grace period because, you i'm not the timeliest so who am i to ensure my water's on time and this keeps happening right and so i i want to say three hours go by of this back and forth and i call back down to the study and i'm like hey i'm really

sorry dude but this water is just not making it to room 401 i am so dehydrated like is that you know whatever and the guy goes listen i've been up to your room four fucking times like he's cussing he's yelling like he's like four fucking times i banged your fucking door down i've tried to give you water a million times if you want your fucking water you can come down to the front so valid because if it's been three hours and you couldn't just use your fucking legs to get an elevator then that's on you facts and i swear to god that i and i'm also just we've done three shows i'm burnt out i don't have it in me i'm not fighting this man you know and he's probably right in some realm so i'm like thank you so much i'll come down and get my water i hang up the phone i go down to the front desk

and to my surprise there is a sweet young woman working at the front desk i was ready for this grown man trying to dylanis my ass, you know? She's super sweet. She's like, I love your makeup. I'm talking to her. She's like, water. Do you want any wine? Do you need anything?

Whatever. She gives me all my water. She gives me a bottle of wine. I'm holding it all. And I'm looking at her and I'm like, thank you so much. And I look down at her shirt. What does it say, Tana Marie? The graduate.

We are staying at the Graduate Hotel. Right next door to the study, but not quite the study. Holy fuck. Right next door to the study. We are staying at the fucking- But who does that? That's like putting like, you can't put two places that are like almost the same right next to each other. It's like a Walmart and a Target next door.

No, I mean two hotels can be next door to each other. I go upstairs, I look at my maps because i am just in disbelief you know what i mean they are actually next door the buildings are touching so i see how my location could have inferred that to mike so on and so forth i call back the study chris miles actually calls he's like we have to apologize we call back chris and i deliver an apology and i feel so horrible i'm more whoever was in yeah i'm most concerned about whoever was in 401 at the study they're like why the fuck is there so much water outside my room they're like why are they banging the door down

in the middle of the night we were saying yeah that was so much embarrassment from that like so hard i don't even know it's just it's so fucking embarrassing and i'm really sorry i mean you live and you learn yeah double check i'm glad you finally got your water so then we get in the car from new haven to harrisburg pennsylvania that night at like 4 a.m and or the next night i don't fucking know anymore you have options on how you get from city to city on tour you can fly you can take a tour bus which is my personal favorite because you just get on that bus and you knock out and you actually get sleep and you know everyone's on time because the bus call it's not hard or you can do cities really close to each other and take a sprinter

and that's something I've never done. And I don't know if I ever want to do it again. You fall out of one sprinter. Well, so I guess I'll just tell this story very quickly. We get in the sprinter and we're driving to Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. And we're probably like three hours in the drive. Like we're almost there. And everyone's like, let's stop at a gas station really quick.

And let's go pee. Let's get some water. Let's get some snacks. And you were sleeping. That was also my big struggle. I can't sleep on Sprinter vans. Like the seatbelt buckles just in your rib on that row. I also, there were a lot of people on this bus like laughing and whatever. But that, I just still am not, it's not long enough.

I'd almost rather sleep in like a car. I slept like a perfect little baby because it was perfectly possible it was like two little seats and then one seat super far and your feet have to go like that or you're curled up in a ball like it's just oh i have trouble eight people on the sprinter i have trouble sleeping in a bed i feel like i would do better in an suv where it's like one long line versus that like big gap, whatever. It doesn't matter. But so I'm just like wide awake. And I swore up and down this sprinter had three steps. That's too many steps.

Why would there be three? Or one big one even. I've never seen a sprinter with two little tiny steps like this. And we get out to go to the gas station and I'm just confident in this. I'm on a mission. I'm going to be so quick. We're going to get to Harrisburg, whatever. I take step one,

I take step two, and I go to take imaginary step three. Doesn't exist, okay? When I tell you, I felt like I was on the netflix show cheer i did a round off backhand spring tuck my girl was tumbling she finally landed like literally 30 feet from the spring i'm actually literally not kidding you i i flew as is so far from the car my elbow decks the fucking pavement i realized my face is going to be next so my hand goes down on

the pavement i like because you see how i'm laying like i'm laying like i was walking out like this i'm laying facing the sprinter so i like go over my hand and like onto my back and I'm like facing the sprinter I am realistically like at least 18 to 20 feet from the sprinter probably yeah like there was some major traveling so so far and I have a photo please show the photo what I my favorite part of the entire story I I didn't witness it which I loathe but I heard that she was dead silent like not a peep and for some reason that vision in my head is so hilarious like the fact that she couldn't even like ah it was just silence and then she just laid there in silence after she hit it I was like it must have been really bad yeah so and here's how I know it's bad as well i'll airdrop the photo to oscar right now chris cares about me a lot but normally when i fall it is very much like haha get it up you know and that's that's just our energy towards each other chris

goes and lays by me 20 feet from the sprinter on the pavement and then the driver is just standing over me like he's like i'm about to get sued this photo look at him the driver he doesn't even know what the fuck to do here's what i want to say someone had to get out of the sprinter and take five steps to then take this photo like that is how far i was from the car and amari was telling chris like i can just imagine the screams because normally when i fall i scream and Chris was like I've never in the like four years I've seen Tana see her hurt herself and just like I was literally like that family guy meme like I'm so sad I wasn't not that I like would laugh but you it's hilarious I fell out of the sprinter I completely understand it's hilarious it's just funny because it's like how do you like you were just guessing like never in my life like imagine, getting off a bus or something and just thinking, like, oh, I must have seen three steps earlier.

Like, you're still looking down at your feet. And I just imagine her, like, coming in so confidently, like, walking off this bus, like, just like, boom, boom, and then just flying. Like, the confidence. No, I was hitting, yeah, like, a little jog to the gas station to get my water. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it was bad. Now you can go get my water like you know what i mean like it was bad go get your water i get up and my entire arm blood so much blood we go in the gas station and i'm like trying to hold it you

know and chris is like do you guys have a bathroom and the guy's like not for not for patrons and i show him my arm and he goes it's right there it's right down the hall it's right there it's right down the hall lets me into the employee bathroom there's mops and brooms i'm not even fucking with you i also had to pee but so i'm like sitting down i'm trying to wrap my hand blood everywhere blood on the mirror he's like i'm never letting some bitch in my bathroom no no no check this one out so then eventually i get enough toilet paper on it and damien actually taught me this um great guy um that if you like injure yourself especially on your hand or your arm you have to like hold it above your head because then your blood flow like like you'll

lose the blood flow so you won't like be spewing like i was feeling so i'm holding my arm over my head like cleaning this bathroom i know i have a of her in the back of the bus just like this. No, no. We get band-aids, we get hydrogen peroxide. I'm like in tears. Like I'm in so much pain. Like I definitely like sprained my wrist. We'll get into that in a second.

And I spend the rest of the car ride awake like this for the next like hour and a half, however long. Just arm up. I get to the hotel. My hand is still bleeding. I sleep like this. I wake up, Band-Aid soaked, still bleeding. Show in Harrisburg, blotting, still bleeding.

And everyone's like, you need to go to an urgent care. You need to go somewhere. And like my bones hurt, even still. I can finally move my wrist a little, my thumb. So that's a little bit of a slay. But I couldn't hold a microphone. I was signing my signatures with my right hand. I did my makeup move my wrist a little my thumb so that's a little bit of a slay but I couldn't hold a microphone I was signing my signatures with my right hand I did my makeup with my right hand Helen Keller would have done a better job downhill literally Helen Keller would

have done a better job with my glam like whole nine it was just like really really really like this is I feel like I embarrass myself 15 times a day, but I'm not a big faller. I don't fall off the dock. I'm kidding. I don't get hurt. I don't fall. Like, I can keep myself. You know, if I'm wearing some stilettos,

maybe I'll hit a little ankle wobble, you know? But, like, other than that, like, this is the worst injury I've had in so long. And look at it. It's so disgusting still. Oh, I hate when you show me that she kept trying to touch me with it last night I'm like I will kill you it's just yeah and I definitely need like a little cast sitch but how do people break their dominant hand

like and then do things I don't know Bethany Hamilton lost her dominant arm literally Chris texted me the other day and he was like go to the doctor I don't want you to be soul server she really made it work then obviously you're training your other hand but like what am i supposed to do like right now so i just haven't been getting a cast even though you don't need a cast i think i need like a like a like a splint whatever a sprain needs um so yeah so then that's touring with that was touring with an injury is a new thing yeah so then it was just like what would have already been kind of hard got a little bit harder and do you know we haven't talked about it all like we didn't even talk about it the next day we didn't

talk about it that night we haven't talked about it at all and i find that so strange because this has never happened to me on tour ever show in pittsburgh was a lot bigger than a lot of the other shows and so there was a lot of people and every time we leave the show we leave in a sprinter and this venue was very serious with us like you cannot stop for photos outside that's inciting a riot there's too many people outside like you have to so we we gassed it onto the sprinter and we always have the sprinter like circle the block a couple times and then like drive a weird way somewhere and then eventually get to the hotel because people always try to follow the car and show up at your hotel. And that's normal.

Like, a lot of times people will trail you for, like, a second, which is still not okay. But I get it. Like, back in the day, like, who says I wouldn't have when I was, like... Yeah, it's like you saw Justin Bieber's going down the street. You're going to follow him for a sec. Yeah, like, you know, like, you're 16 or you're whatever. Like, I get it, I guess. But so for some reason, this show, we had three cars following our sprinter we drive we circle

the block a bunch of times we drive to the hotel we pull in they pull in after us so we leave the hotel we're circling for like 20 minutes and it's also like these two guys in a pickup truck is one of them and then there's like this minivan full of people and then another car and we're just driving and driving and driving they won't stop following us and our tour manager is very adamant about like you guys aren't getting out of the car then. Like, this is unsafe. We don't know, like, who these people are or what they want. We have to call 911.

I've never had to call 911. We have to call 911 and have so many police show up. And the police, like, have to, like, go into the, like, show up to these people's cars and be like, what are you doing? And, like, make them drive away. And, like, we had to get a police escort to our hotel in Pittsburgh. And I was like, and then you doing? And like make them drive away. And like we had to get a police escort to our hotel in Pittsburgh. And I was like,

and then there were all these fans outside the hotel too and the police just didn't care at that point. They were like, eh. And they left. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place. Over, under, money lines.

Same game, parlays, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face. We'll be right back. 666-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge did you see what just happened to taylor swift at what's his name's wedding um margaret margo quali or whatever margaret margaret quali just got married to jack antonoff and taylor swift attended the wedding okay she just happened to be at the wedding like tens of thousands of people were swarming the outside like literally all like it looked like era's tour like at somebody else's wedding you know how fucking psycho you have to be to ruin like destroy somebody else's wedding so that you might get a glimpse of taylor swift she doesn't want you to do that like definitely doesn't want you to do that and how mortifying imagine like like that

happened to you at like one of your like good friends weddings and you're like oh my god like now the whole day is going to be about that like yeah like that's just you'd be so embarrassed i'd like leave probably like totally unrelated but no but i get what you're saying like just boundaries also really quickly i need to know if you've seen taylor sheesh or not no yes yes tana it's like this girl in the philippines who's impersonating taylor swift oh my god yes i have chris's like dad was clowning him like like there's more people in the crowd than like one of your shows oh that is so hilarious but like that is so fucking funny it's so insane how many people like are we do we have the wrong job look tana swift but look at these people like but it's so iconic and just the way that everybody's

they're more committed there than they are at the actual eras tour like every single we have to see taylor sheesh i would just sing taylor so the song's done yeah and like she brought out like taylor laughter like instead of taylor lautner that's impeccable it's so funny really quick i just saw oppenheimer i just want to give a quick shout out i can't stop talking about it here's the thing you guys have you seen it oscar why the fuck not not why the fuck because he it's not that he doesn't deserve it but like you don't know how distracted i was by josh peck having like a very integral like role in the movie he doesn't have like a ton of lines or anything but like he's a really fucking important like job in the movie he doesn't have like a ton of lines or anything but like he's a really fucking important like job in the movie and i'm like not that i think he's not like he's a

wonderful actor but like it's a time piece on world war ii and somebody on the casting team was like josh peck for sure i okay i don't mean to react underwhelmed but brooke i've watched But Brooke, I have watched Brooke tell this to 35 people in the past three days. I have heard more about Josh Beck in Oppenheimer than anything else. Because it's so amazing. It's so like out of nowhere. He hasn't done like really a lot of like acting since like Drake and Josh and stuff. And he's in the most anticipated movie like literally ever. Like that is crazy.

It is actually. I'm so proud of him. I just think it's like the coolest thing we should have josh on um soon i want to have him on so bad now he like he's the star of my favorite movie we should have him on because he's very much like trevor i think people wouldn't he just riffs really well he was amazing by the way he totally deserved the role but like einstein's in the movie yeah it is very very random like hug me brother meets einstein yeah like it was just such an interesting story i was thinking like maybe there was someone young on the casting team who was like oh my god how funny would it be like because like all the higher-ups probably wouldn't even know yeah and

then like what if he just like what if we get him in the movie josh peck deserves everything he has he's an amazing human he's amazing i love to see that i don't want to take away from that but i just like speaking of josh can i just tell a really funny story please i'm his biggest fan no no this is about you. Is this last night? Yes, it's last night. Yes, please. Wait, what is it? So first of all, like we already said, this guy is taking us to Drake.

And again, you listen to Drake kind of like in the club, like you know the hits. But Brooke has been pretending to this guy all day. She's like, I love Drake. I'm his biggest fan. I know all of his songs. So on and so forth. I didn't want him to feel like his money was wasted. Yeah, no, no, no.

It was super sweet. Like I get why you're doing. I didn't want him to feel like his money was wasted. Yeah, no, no, no. It was super sweet. Like, I get why you're doing that. Like, you want him to think, you know. And it was a funny bit for us, too. Like, me pretending you're also, like, a diehard Drake fan. It was funny. I believe. But so Brooke is trying to, like, do some research before the Drake show yesterday.

And she posts about it or something. And someone DMs her. And you needed a Drake lyric for something. Like, a caption or whatever. You go, Tana, is this a Drake lyric for something like a caption or whatever you go Tana is this a Drake lyric and I'm like what is it you go it's gonna take some time to realign and I'm like sitting here trying to be like it's gonna take like rapping it in my head like trying to figure out what song that could be it's Drake Bell it's gonna take some time to realign I think it's realized I thought it was realized too but i think it's

actually realigned it's realigned yeah no but i thought it was realized my whole childhood drake bell was one of my first concerts i think that's what made me like a slut like i remember being like 13 and i was like slap me out drake i'll never forget the night we were standing outside of barlis and he's standing there and he was looking at you like he had a wax pen in his hand he was looking at you like you were a piece of pizza i was like oh my god you should have done that for the culture i should have at the time do it for the culture after all of his um forthcomings and uh legal battles and scandals yeah have you seen that podcast that's like the basement yard podcast no looking it up right now home please it's like two guys and they're so funny. Like I'm in love.

They are so funny. John, John. I have seen them. I followed him and he followed me back up. I want to like DM him something crazy, but I don't know what to say. Oh my God. That's actually funny because I also have a double date I want us to go on, but they're TikTokers of course. Joe.

Yeah. Oh, he's not going to fuck me. Why? I don't want him to fuck you. I want him to fuck me. Oh, okay. Not fuck. I want him to date me

respectfully i also have a double date i want us to go on but it's two tiktokers this is so on brand for no tiktokers no but they're comedians they're funny but all week you have been telling me that you have a love life update for me and that you will not tell me until we're on the podcast oh i wasn't it's not like so serious like i i just yeah you're just saving it for the podcast it's because i think the podcast is what ruined it that's why tell me now it wasn't like anything serious or anything but like i haven't hooked up with anybody in a really long time like i it went like i had the breakup then mr dc and then that's the only new person i've slept with until this new recent person okay yeah he's like someone we met at a work event and I was like we love him I did sleep with him the first time I hung out

with him which was like something I probably wouldn't have done had I had my head on straight yeah because not not that I didn't want to but because he's like definitely someone you would want to date he's like a good job like good personality like a good yeah he's like a guy you want to date not like a guy you just want to hook up with so i was like oh i blew it but then we and you talked about him on the mic episode yeah you were like talking about the guy yeah the seven days guy i feel like i brought it back because then we went on like a good date after that we'd hung out a couple times and like you know we'd we'd hang out like at our office yeah and like he'd come have drinks with like all our friends and i was like okay this is like going well okay and i just like i liked him

he was like i was like it's a vibe he comes over the other night and i'm like all excited like we had just been with him at spring place all day like drinking and stuff comes over and he's like first thing he says he says like so i'm sure he hooked up with mike in new york i'm like no that's also just a crazy like possessive like psycho no but no but it was like that was like the first offense okay so he like kept making like comments about like mike and stuff and i was like i didn't hook up with mike at all at all like cheering on mike's bitches yeah and so i was like that was kind of strange but i was like okay i'll let it slide and then we're watching like a documentary and he's like oh you should dm that guy i'm like

like shit like that gets me hot i know and shit like that gets me so hot i'm like what the fuck like kind of weird he says like a third thing like along those lines oh i say like the cat's scared of you or something and he was like oh i'm sure the cat sees guys all the time i'm like god damn no like i go actually the cats literally met like the cats only met mr dc like no one else has come over yeah and so i'm like no she doesn't like you're like her like second guy she's ever seen he was like oh i'm sure and i literally was like he thinks i'm a fucking whore and just to talk to you like you're a fucking whore is crazy that was crazy i was like i was so like taken aback because i was like oh my god this guy like thinks if he doesn't think so he's definitely

like talking to me like i'm literally some fucking whore yeah and like maybe i've made myself kind of seem that way because like obviously i have a podcast that's literally about like sex and fucking but it's also not it's like about our lives and also that if you're telling my thing as well as if i tell someone like oh the cat's only met two guys you're gonna it's now fighting territory when you hit me with like and i'm sure because i told you that i just told you but it was just like like that's the truth like that is the actual truth literally he's the second person i've slept with since my relationship a year ago yeah like that's the like that's the truth okay maybe i seem online like i'm a little more outside than that and obviously we tell like really out-of-pocket stories but like

the whole time you know he was calling me on tour and like we're talking like facetiming and stuff and he was being so sweet and so nice and it was like something switched where all of a sudden he was like yeah like you should dm that guy i'm sure you dm all these guys i'm sure you hooked up with my i was like like, oh, my God. So now, like, it hasn't talked to me since. Ew. I mean, the trash took itself out, I guess. I know, but I'm, like, bummed.

Like, I'm like, what did I do? I, like... But you don't want to be with someone like that. I know, but it was such a stark, like, shift. Like, he was not like that at all. And then, like, I was like, did I do something? Or, like, did he hear something that he didn't like or something? And that's annoying because you're going to encounter him again that's the thing like i you know like he's always

at the office that we work out of like we natalie works out of an office that we all go to and like have meetings and stuff there and he works out of there a lot too so i like see him anything i could say is just so mean to this man no like and i'm not gonna do that because i i don't know him i've never met him like i still like um but whatever i had a good time with him and stuff but now i'm like now i feel like annoyed that i slept with him so fast because it's like if i knew he was gonna act like that i just wouldn't have done it yeah because now i waste it now i've slept with two guys since my relationship and now i what the fuck murphy's gonna have to meet another one well murphy's gonna meet a good one soon because that is that i just even you don't want to be the guy with those kind of ideals or someone

who thinks they can talk to someone i'm out of the phase of my life where I like sleep with guys that I don't like or like I'm not I don't want to date oh I think me too oh this is what he said this is what he said I forgot this is the most important part I go I didn't hook up with Mike and he goes it's fine like we're just having fun I'm not I am personally not having fun yeah I am not just having fun yeah I am 26 years old I'm not fucking hooking I am not just having fun. I am 26 years old. I'm not fucking hooking up with anybody. Just having fun. Yeah.

Like, so thank you for telling me. But like, that was not my vibe at all this whole time. And like, to my knowledge, it wasn't yours either. So like, what the fuck? So then I was like laying there like, okay, well, I'm never going to see this guy again. It's crazy. How old is he? He's young.

He's 23. Oh, I was. I thought he was older. But he seems a lot older than that because he has a really good job he shouldn't have if you're like 23 the 23 just shows yeah like in that demeanor you know what i mean ew right weird right ew um i don't know rest in peace rest in peace and i'm not a whore and i didn't hook up with mike and now i wish i did i want to have a spiritual conversation for the end of today's episode of Canceled.

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have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge do you believe in synchronicity or are you aware you define it for me of the concept of it that weird coincidences aren't always weird coincidences i feel like the base of synchronicity is like people will be like oh my god i see 11 11 every day like or oh my god i see like this number follows me everywhere oh my god this shit happens or whatever and i used to make youtube videos about this i really believe in synchronicity i have a tattoo for it i have a little 11 11 on my head but this happens to me a lot in phases of my life where all of a sudden all of these weird coincidences start

happening like super weird where it's like that that shouldn't be like what happened with the heckler like all those weird things happening and it was like what exactly and people who believe in synchronicity people who are spiritual and believe in it the basis of it the consensus of synchronicity is this is the universe or your guardian angel or some people believe it's you know someone from the other side who's dead or god or just whatever it is whatever your spirituality is is telling you to pay attention it doesn't necessarily mean something good or something bad it means either the universe has your back or the universe is telling you like pay attention. It doesn't necessarily mean something good or something bad. It means either the universe has your back or the universe is telling you like,

be aware of what's happening in your life right now. And a lot of periods of my life where I've had a lot of synchronicity, someone ended up dying or I found out someone I was so in love with was cheating on me for years or something terrible happened with my family or good things, you know what I mean?

Or it's like I'm on the right path and I needed to stay on that path and whatever things you know what I mean or it's like I'm on the right path and I needed to stay on that path and whatever you know what I mean and this started happening in like Italy and I just want to tell you some of these but for some reason it does give me a bit of anxiety because again in periods of my life could be good could be bad yeah like and it really makes me start to spiral and maybe it's nothing and maybe all coincidences are just coincidences it's just not like what i believe and i need to tell you like a couple okay this all started in europe it's been chill lately but like it's just super weird i'd never seen the movie is it bring it on in it to win it burr it's cold in here do you know okay so i'd never seen the movie ty collins kept doing this thing in Europe where he would just start doing the chant

from Bring It On. Like, brr, it's cold in here. Like doing it everywhere. Like under the Eiffel Tower. Like just everywhere we were, Ty kept doing it. And I was like, I've never seen this movie. And so he made me watch Bring It On. So then I'm doing it with him like the whole time all around Europe.

We just keep doing it. And it's really fucking funny. I'm not going to lie. Like Ty's just, he's delivering it so funny. And then our friend flies out to Europe to see us, like two of our friends. And they get there and he walks in the house and doesn't know we've been doing this

for days and days and days. And the first thing he does is go, brr, it's cold in here. And I'm like, what the fuck, that's so weird. Like how did you know we've been doing this for like days? And we're in such a specific thing. Like, cause it was cold in here and i'm like what the fuck that's so weird like how did you know we've been doing this for like days yeah we would and we're in such a specific thing like because it was cold in the room like he was just saying it's cold in here but he did it like that and i was like we all just stand up you should have ran from a guy who's doing that we're like how the fuck did you know this and we're like grilling him and he's like what are you talking about like it's just

cold in here like i i have seen the movie bring it on whatever and we're like okay that's like super fucking weird but like whatever you know what I mean later on that night we all get back from the Eiffel Tower and we're chilling at their apartment um and all these old classic songs are playing and Ty like Frank Sinatra and shit and Ty and I are making up dance routines like to the songs and we're dancing and then I'm like Ty in middle school I learned this tap dance routine like to the songs and we're dancing and then i'm like ty in middle school i learned this tap dance routine like i want to teach you it and so i'm teaching ty this tap dance routine right like this whole elaborate tap dance routine for like 45 minutes to see you perform it i have tap shoes and i will do it after this it is my life's goal she's like

whole thing i was teaching ty this whole thing and eventually ty's like what song is this too and i'm like it's should this song hit the road jack like hit the road jack and don't you come back no more no more that's crazy because that was my first recital song weird see i don't like it i don't i don't know i don't know check this one out frank sinatra is playing out of the tv the remote is on the fucking table like the remote's on the table no one is manning what's playing the frank sinatra song stops playing and hit the road jack just starts playing like randomly i fall to the floor i tear up i'm like why did this song just cut off in the middle of the song why are we in the middle of paris and

i'm teaching you something from my eighth grade like dance hit the road jack like it was a frank sinatra playlist why is this now playing out of the tv like what do you get what i'm saying yeah what the fuck and then okay wait it wasn't like a hey siri situation by accident no and then we're in the car we get in the car to go somewhere we're playing all these old classic songs still i'm looking for that song it's like i can't think of the words i'm like nope that was bad no one's gonna get it they play it at the end of david dobrik's videos all the time like it's like mama

that like save me i'm lost that song and i'm trying to think of the name of it waiting for you and I'm like they played at the end of David Dobrik videos all the time like it was at the end of all of David's old vlogs blah blah blah blah blah blah and I'm watching David's vlog to try to like get the lyrics to try to find the song or whatever and then someone out of the blue in the middle of Paris it's like 3 a.m in Paris calls Ty and it's like are you going to David Dobrik's party tonight like in that moment as I'm watching a david vlog which i haven't done in like years yeah really weird super so that's like just this whole day right like keeps happening then the next day we're eating in this i'm almost done but i just i have to like no because i have one too that happened to me today

but i need it do you want to tell me no it was it was like way like less than that but i had a thought today because i was like in the middle of doing my makeup i was looking through tiktok and i was like i just had the thought like should i use like this mascara this mascara and then the very next video was the mascara i was thinking about i was like oh well then that's the one i'm supposed to use but i was like what the fuck are the odds that would pop up like it was almost like like the ad was like tracking my brain which just freaks me the fuck out right next day we're in a cafe in paris and they're only playing parisian music like it's it's very much like like that's the vibes and then randomly randomly they start playing alaska by maggie rogers at which is an amazing fucking song. And I'd been listening to this,

the Zach Bryan, Maggie Rogers song like all day. I'm like, I love Maggie Rogers. I love this song, whatever. And we end the lunch and Paige is like, Hey,

you have a zoom meeting to hire your new like tour manager. Like get on the meeting. See if you vibe with her, whatever. I get on this zoom with Hannah and we're, we're just talking about tour and tour management and all this type of stuff. And I'm like, Oh,

what? Like who have you worked with before? And she's like, well, I just got off Maggie Rogers tour. I just worked for Maggie Rogers. talking about tour and tour management and all this type of stuff and I'm like oh what like who have you worked with before and she's like well I just got off Maggie Rogers tour I just worked for Maggie Rogers and I'm like what a downgrade it's such a downgrade to come from Maggie Rogers I know she's like yeah I was with Gracie Abrams I'm like you mean my favorite artist of literal all time which is just crazy but I wonder what that is oh maybe something maybe I'm about to cheat on you we were all flying out of Europe and we had to go back to London and so I was really hard trying to make this Peppa Pig bus tour happen in London they have tours all around the city you would get to do

that I ended up having someone be able to like rent it out for me and I'm able to do it but my flight just didn't allow enough time like to leave the airport go do the peppa tour and come back you know it was like close but not enough time and i had to get home and so i'm super like sad about this like i love peppa pig more than anything when am i gonna be in london again there's a peppa pig theme park in florida orlando i know um i'm super sad about this whatever and someone i'm with like this the parisian guy i'll just say it whatever he didn't know who peppa pig was so i'm telling him all about peppa they probably have like pepe pig oh wait no it was peppa the pew it's peppa in there and or that's where peppa's from right no she's from like london she's british um so he doesn't know who peppa pig is so i'm telling him all about peppa and then he randomly

opens up his instagram timeline and someone he grew up with in Paris had just gotten a Peppa Pig tattoo, right? Which is already just a weird coincidence as is. And he's like, look, it's that pig that you love. Like, doesn't know still. And I'm like, that's so weird. Like, already to me, that's a weird-ass coincidence, right? As is. And I'm like, send me the photo.

Like, I want to get that. I eventually want to get a little Peppa like on my ankle or something. Okay, my tattoos are all shit anyways. It doesn't fucking matter. Days go by and we're all me Ty and Paige are on our flight back to America and Paige and I are sitting in first class and Ty is sitting in economy thank you Sidemen he's not a makeup artist I'm sorry um and Ty is sitting in economy and he's sitting next to this guy and Ty keeps coming up to us and he's like i'm sitting next to this guy he's so hot like should i talk to him like what should i do he eventually starts

talking to the guy and the guy is like an editor for love island and so they're talking about that on reality television they get to know each other super and then like four hours go by in the fight and i'm like about to fall asleep and i come up and ty comes up taps my shoulder to like wake me and he's like Tana you will never ever believe this and I'm like what is it the guy he turns to show me a photo of the guy and on this guy's ankle he has the exact tattoo of Peppa Pig that the girl on Frenchman's timeline had. on your face bet on the sports you love with bet river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge wait what the fuck how many people have peppa pig how many people have

peppa pig probably two let alone there are different types of peppa tattoos you could get it is the exact same tattoo yeah the person and he has it for his daughters like he's a normal person this man like next to ty like whatever what are the odds ty is sitting directly next to someone on a flight home we're in different cities like yeah that's scary i would start to get scared like i cried like like it would feel feel like somebody's playing a trick on me. I cried. I literally cried. Then maybe something really good's about to happen to you. I hope so.

I think it's the universe telling me to be on the right healthy path and not fall off of it is what I've gotten to. I hope that's what they're telling you. What I've gotten to. But you and me come home to play on the cancel tour. And we're just super inspired by hannah burner and everything she does like great friend we love her but we're also watching her stuff we're calling her we want to call her we want to ask her for advice now we need help pick up

whatever we finally and hannah burner is just a big topic of conversation and like how we want our crowd work at our shows to go we get to new york city to shoot our episode of Canceled Podcast. We book a random studio off of Peerspace. We book a random, there are hundreds of thousands of podcast studios. In the biggest city in the world. In the biggest fucking city. We walk up the stairs. And it's Hannah Burner's podcast studio. It literally says Giggly Squad.

It's Hannah Burner's podcast studio. Such a weird, that's so crazy. She's not there. They just rent it out in the meantime. podcast studio such a weird that's what she's not there they just rent it out in the in the meantime yeah that's weird i don't know i'm gonna start looking for shit like that in my like i feel like i'm almost so like oblivious to everything that's going on all the time that i'm like maybe i don't notice those things they're just so undeniable like the peppa one was like what the actual fuck you know yeah that's maggie rogers too like i'm all the way in paris i'm playing. It's just like all these like weird,

the David thing, like I don't know. Just all of them are so weird to me. I have like a million more that have happened recently, but like. Wow. I just, I don't know.

I would love to hear the viewers take on synchronicity and what they think that means. It's totally unrelated, but I don't know why this reminded me of it because you've been talking about spirituality. I want to have a pet psychic come and analyze you this was your idea but

analyze murphy's behavior because sometimes she's a little i mean nothing's wrong with her but i just want to know what she's thinking so emotionally in tune to her cat it actually cracks me the fuck up no i can really tell like if she's having an off day like i think we need to have a pet i love that theovan does that like has like coroners on and shit i know he did that today god i love him sincerely we should we should have some fun guests on cancel speaking of fun guests our next guest is the one and only trisha paytas is that what's tomorrow no the next day i'm doing her podcast tomorrow and then she's coming on cancel the next day oh my god i'm so excited i get to be on this one last trisha episode i wasn't on that is that did happen i think you're busy though i wasn't busy really yeah in what world would i ever want hunter trisha i didn't know either maybe the mental

health of it all at the time no i think you were it was just like i think it would have been overwhelming too many people and if it was like between the two it made more sense for it to be hunter i am so excited to interview trisha paytas and yeah i'm happy oh my god should we wear like i feel like we should like wear like trisha appropriate outfits like you should be a kfc fc worker and i'll be like a burger king worker i think it'd be really funny i feel like she would really think we committed to the craft we're doing it we're absolutely fucking doing it perfect um i'm really happy to be back on this couch with you and obviously we are here

for the next two weeks and then we go back on the road um we're trying the green juice cleanse version of this tour and we'll see which one resonates with the audience more me and the word resonate i know just needs to stop but any day now um we are so excited and hopefully no injuries this time and hopefully no drama from this week's episode bryce you're great mutual stan addison ray thank you for watching this episode of canceled you We'll be 19 plus. Available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge.