Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 5: Episode 5: Tana's Celebrity Orgy

Episode Date: August 23, 2021

In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke discuss secret LA poker games, quick marriages to millionaires, and Tana's recent orgy proposition. This episode is sponsored by Raycon (www.buyraycon.com/tana), Parade (www.yourparade.com/tana), Apostrophe (www.apostrophe.com/tana), and Blue Chew (www.bluechew.com offer code Tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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whoa whoa whoa I thought we were keeping that for the end no they literally fucked they fucked in my house we did not fuck in your house I'm also a resident of the house you both actually look kind of guilty oh my god see that's the fun part is like forever we're gonna be like oh my god like you really believe it but

it's like um guys we did not actually fuck okay i just want to start off this episode like from the top saying i am wildly wildly so is brooke hungover i am oh girl we hunter always yells at me to not go out the next i was a lizard last night every day before you do the podcast mike tana you have one job listen don't go out and she's like hunter we're good no but last night every day before you do the podcast Mike Tana you have one job listen don't go out and she's like Hunter we're good no but last night I might have learned a lesson we went we went the fuck out with Diablo and Ethan

and Chris and we all absolutely ended our lives Paige said she saw you on the couch this morning at 6am still awake yeah we fully we had to go to the club we had to go to little huddies we had to go everywhere and we blacked out we were blacked out oh I was just morning at 6 a.m. Still awake. Yeah, we fully we had to go to the club. We had to go to little huddies. We had to go everywhere. And we blacked out. We were blacked out.

Oh, I was out of pocket. I have a lot of. You know, things happened last night. Anything you want to share? Because I wasn't a part of it. Oh, that's so funny. Why don't you tell us why you weren't a part of it? I was sleeping wholesome.

With who? Yes, sleeping with someone. Oh, not true. I'm just not doing well. Hunter and I have actually been literally fighting all day. I have armpit stains. You're stinky.

Look at my armpit stains for the video. For the video listeners if you have armpit stains. Are you kidding me? I'm sweating balls. I'm literally sweating tequila. I mean.

I can't. Recently I started calling Tana this new phrase. We call her Big Stinky. We call her Big Stinky. It's so mean. Because she doesn't

shower that often so i think maybe a good reminder for her is just me waking her up in the morning this morning she wasn't waking up for the podcast and i was yelling i'm like yo big stink it's not in a cute like emma chamberlain way like it's like is she like she literally hasn't showered in weeks kind of way no but like i've showered just like not as frequently can i tell you guys this funny story one time we were in hawaii hawaii and we'd been there for like seven days already. And she comes in my bathroom and she starts doing like she was showering outside the shower. She got like soap and she was like, it was like she was so like, like just distraught by the idea of taking an actual shower.

I have a fear of getting in. She took my razor started shaving her crotch i'm like okay not crotch why is crotch the grossest fucking word i was shaving his pussy i shaved my asshole with your razor too i ain't ashamed she shaved her asshole with my razor but in the in the like like the common area of the bathroom not even in the shower i saw yesterday, I was like, Tana, do you shower? She's like, of course I shower.

And I was like, your hair is dry. No, can I tell you, that's a blowout, babe. It's a different action. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our dread experts. Conquer rugged terrain with on-road comfort. Until June 15th, receive up to $60 on a prepaid MasterCard when you purchase Kumo RoadVenture AT52 tires.

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Can I tell you what she did to me the other day? She goes, Brooke, Brooke, Brooke, watch this, watch this. Starts brushing her teeth. I go, what do you mean, watch this? I'm just depressive and lazy okay I'm sorry

watch this Chris literally has to like beg me to shower the other day he wouldn't stop pressing me to shower and I went on live because he wouldn't leave me alone. Why didn't you guys just shower together? That could be funny. No, I actually hate showering with him

because the whole time I'm trying to shampoo, condition, exfoliate, and he's just like, shit, out, trying to fuck me. She should have shower, condition, exfoliate. No, I'm talking shit. Like, oh, you should shower with him. Like, the last time I had a shower with somebody didn't end. Oh, yeah. You actually haven't told me anything about this

because you've been keeping it from me for the podcast, and I actually just want to know about it. You fainted during sex. I't hear about this so i know like recently on like a previous episode i did swear i think i promised right perhaps that i was never going to sleep with this man again oh it's him but what had at least it's like the one she always like fainting's embarrassing i'm gonna talk i'm gonna him after that's what she said well no that's Brooke's literal favorite thing

no listen to what I did so I was actually doing really well I was out I was drinking I blacked out okay and

even in my blacked out state I was like you know what I'm not gonna go home with this man so I did a full Irish exit I left without saying Brooke loves that shit

you fucking cunt being anywhere in the world and just leaving if you leave without saying anything to anyone no one can convince you to stay so that's my favorite thing to do. Being anywhere in the world and just leaving without saying anything. If you leave without saying anything to anyone, no one can convince you to stay. So that's my favorite thing to do is like leave somewhere and just not say a word. I agree. So I did that.

And I'm at home. I'm sleeping. Sound in my bed. And I start hearing pounding on my window. Well, then she heard some more pounding. But your window's in a weird. Let's stay gorgeous. That was crazy.

Your window's in a weird spot though, right? Like you can't just hop over. You have to hop over like a fence it's like a fence with like one of those like it like with like the curved

yeah yeah the curl to hop over that you have to be like an Olympic athlete no but if anyone knocked on my window out of my sleep to

that's not true I would literally get up for so much dick but I mean I just I just wish you didn't get up for him he shows up at my window so I'm trying

mind you I am trying I'm holding I'm holding clear I literally was trying not to hook up for him he shows up at my window so I'm trying mind you I am trying I'm holding I'm holding clear I literally was trying not to hook up with him I went home slept by myself and then he's knocking at my window so I'm like okay hey like whatever he jumps back over the wall comes back

around uses the code to get in my building and he comes in my apartment he's like you have to go back and then he comes in her apartment if you know what I mean I need to stop I'm a pun girl today no he he's like what did you think you were doing you can't come home you you're not sleeping here we go back to his house and i'm what wait first off you you got up out of bed like in your pjs what would you do if someone showed up at your window i'd be like listen we're fucking in my house we're not going back to your house. Okay. Anyway, I put my Crocs on and I went. Side note, this guy's emergency lights were on.

He was like, he came to pick me up. He had his car like literally still running in the middle of the street. So I go to- Turn it off. I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm just kidding. I wanna hear about you painting.

Continue. I go to his apartment and we're, my dad's to be like, are you ever going to talk about anything wholesome on this podcast? No, dad. Tune off, babe. At least you have a dad. So I told him, I was like, sorry, we can't hook up because I'm on my period. He doesn't care.

So he's like, why don't we just take a shower? I'm like, I'm hammered. I'm like, oh, great idea. We go in the shower. Everybody tells you, like, perhaps if you were doing like a choir concert they tell you like don't lock out your knees because you're probably

going to faint right that's a thing what had happened was I locked out my knees in the shower what does locking out your knees mean

it just means like you're standing you're like you have no bend you know how I always like hit your legs out when you're standing you're a fucking

psycho piece of shit no what so we're hooking up in the shower i'm locking out my knees and all of a sudden i'm feeling a little lightheaded okay and i and i knew it's so much funnier because i thought it was like you were riding the day and i was like a slip and slide no i'm telling you guys i knew i and i turned around i went hold on a second and i take one step out of the shower i just fucking faint on the ground wait so you like

drop like a sack of potatoes. You're like, oh, you've never seen anything like it. I had one boob on one side of me, one boob on the other side of me. I was literally soaking wet, butt ass naked on the middle of this bathroom floor. I need to stop. How long were you on the ground for? 20, 20 to 25 minutes. No, the way this guy slid a piece of shit, he was probably like, get up. He's like, I already fucked.

I'm done. No. Okay. You guys are awful. He was actually so, he was like, he was so distraught. He was really like, get up. He's like, I already fucked. I'm done. No. Okay, you guys are awful. He was actually so, he was like, he was so distraught. He was really sweet about it. He put his dick back in me. To be fair, I saw him out at a party last week and he was like, Dana.

And I was like, I talk so much shit about you on my podcast. I talk shit about you on the internet. All right, so how'd it end? Well, at a certain point, he was like, can you please come to the bed? He was like, he was really trying to take care of me. He's like, can you go to the bed? I go, no. He gets a towel and he just goes.

He was like, what the fuck do I do? He just left you with a towel. I would not move. I literally was like, I'm not moving. I was out for the count. She's passed out. Like, of course you're not moving. Moral of the story is.

If you say you're not going to hook up with someone again, don't do it. Because it might be the worst experience of your entire life. Whoa, do you think that was like universal karma? No, it was. It was like, it was Jesus telling me like, look, you said you weren't going to do this again. Look what I'm going to do to you. But Brooke, you're not also innocent.

Can I, I need to tell a story about what you did to him last week. And you pulled a me actually. So I'm not one to, I'm not shaming you. I don't even know what she's going to say. I'm like, I don't know. So basically I, Brooke and I went out one night and we went to a couple of parties together. She's texting this guy and she's like,

hey, he's like, come over, like, come hang out with me, like, whatever. You left this party that we were at with a guy. Who I thought was Little Hattie's friend. She was fooling about this guy. She didn't know his name just because he was Little Hattie's friend. She's in the Uber with this guy and she's like, so how long have you known Lil Huddy for? He's like, just the nooks of this guy at the party. He seemed like such a nice guy.

No, I left with this guy and I'm thinking in my head. I've been there though. Lil Huddy's friend's hot. If you know me, I don't ever just leave with someone random from the club. That's not my scene. I don't do that. I never have a one night stand. But the second they say they know Lil Huddy. But this guy was with Lil Huddy the whole night.

So I'm like, he must be cool because we know Lil Huddy. We love him. Yeah, we understand. So I'm like, oh, he must be normal. And we're in the Uber on the way home. And he's like, so do you know Lil Huddy? That guy was standing next to me the whole night. I go.

You're like, pull over. I'm like, you don't know Lil Huddy? Hear this. Hear this. So she, the guy that, this guy that we're talking about her, like, you know, situationship she's in. Texts her and guy that, this guy that we're talking about her, like, you know, situationship she's in. Texts her and is like, come over, whatever.

And she texts him and goes, I left with Tana. Unbeknownst to Brooke, he's with me. This fucking house, buddy. He literally goes, I'm looking at Tana right now. I go, well, who the fuck is this blonde bitch next to me? Oh, shit. He looks at me and he goes, Brooke said she's with you.

I'm like, yeah, we were just in the bathroom. I'm just trying to like pick it up, like whatever. Oh my God. That is so funny. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel,

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Hunter's such a, he's such a good friend. He's like, I have no idea the date. But you were. This was a while ago. Years ago. You went home with this guy, I remember. And you had a guy that you were also talking to at the same point. And this guy starts texting me being like, hey, I'm at the party that you're at.

Like, where are you at? And I was like, holy shit. Tan's talking to this other guy right now. Like, holy fuck. I had to block her out. And I knew she was in the middle of the party at this point and i'm like he's in the middle of the party where where she's at so i'm like oh um i'll go find her for you and um then he's like oh i'm at the wrong party i'm at the wrong address meanwhile i'm texting this guy saying that you and I left the party.

I'm fully in the party with this other guy. And I text the guy and he says, sorry, Hunter, and I left the party. I don't know why I said this. It's like, you know when you're blackout drunk and you're just spewing bullshit? Lies. My favorite thing to do.

Lies. Like, no, I'm an idiot. Because I lose my ability to at least lie well to the guy that I'm talking to when I'm drunk. But also, you are talking to this man in the Uber. It goes, this guy she's with, Tana. lie well to the guy that i'm talking to also you are talking to this man in the uber this it goes it goes this guy she's with tana we'll say guy one and guy two guy one is the main ho and side ho yeah okay main ho is on the phone with her wait this is all too familiar to me i'm like not

two bitches in one no no no just her so one on the phone one next to her and i'm next to next to tana yeah i was really on the phone yeah and she's like i don't understand what your fucking deal is like why do you think I'm being sketchy? Well, the guy is literally sitting here being like, I'm about to fuck. I'm about to fuck. And like, literally, all right. So we get back to that. So me and Tana.

And she starts taking a selfie of me, of us. I'm like, what the fuck are you taking a photo of us? It's fucking 3 a.m., right? She sends this photo of us to this guy being like, I've been with Hunter the entire night. I don't know what your deal is. I told the guy I was at Hunter's brother's house, so I was literally getting fucked, and then Hunter fetted me so hard. It's 4 a.m.

Yeah, it's 4 a.m. She's being like, I've been with, she's like, I'm at Hunter's brother's house. I'm like, me and my brother aren't that close. We would not be hanging at 4 a.m. And she's saying she's at our house. And then I was texting the guy. To be fair, I've gone to your brother's house a lot. I love your brother. It just felt like the right thing to say. All the time. All the time. And she's at our house and then i was texting your brother's house a lot i love your brother i it

just felt like the right thing all the time all the time and she's like saying that she's at his house and i'm texting this guy back being like yo i'm not with her because i don't know i don't know she's doing i got cussed the fuck i have no idea oh so you fed at her you literally know she no i know it's really the way if someone says are you with brooke i'm always like duh babe i don't know she was going to tell. All right, anyways. To be honest, Hunter's a nice, honest guy. And normally, I like to place my lies in the bed of like Amari or Ashley because they know.

And I don't think you were prepped for the fact that I was at your brother's house before. That was ridiculous. I mean, now I'm less sus. Okay. No, now you're, she's significantly, now she's a loyal, perfect angel. I mean, for me, I think I'm literally like the least sauce I've ever been. But I mean, maybe that's just me. I agree.

I haven't seen you do anything like fishy. One time I was dating this guy and he was a piece of shit. And to be fair, if you're insecure and you're accusing me of cheating on you every day, I might just fuck around and do it. Because if you're going to think it, I might as well fucking do it. Ladies, take that tip. If you're going to think it, challenge him. Do that do it. Ladies, take that tip. If you're going to think it, challenge him. Do that shit.

Challenge him. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. But I was with this guy for a really long time. He was just super emotionally abusive and psycho. To be fair, after our relationship, he blackmailed and sued me. Not a good guy. Which one?

And I knew that. Duh. Duh. Duh. I fucking knew that. So I was cheating on him left and right. And he found my phone. And he asked me. He was like, I'm breaking up with you right now if you don't let me go through your phone

and for two weeks i pretended like i didn't know my car my own passcode he goes give me your phone i'm not getting i don't remember it and he's like asking my friends like what's their fucking passcode what's your passcode and i'm like i don't remember i he was like so he goes eventually you're gonna need your phone and i was like well i mean i don't remember the passcode to what but i use it for there is no way it's actually happened this really did happen i've never seen her commit to something so hard i swear to god she'd be like oh can't make a phone call because i forgot my passcode for two weeks i had no phone i would i would literally be around him and i'd be like oh my god like amari can i use your phone? Because I don't know my password.

And then eventually, obviously, we just broke up. One time I ever did that was when my ex was going through my phone. Not my recent ex, but a while ago. She went through my phone and I changed my password from Hunter to H-U-N-T-E zero. It's literally your passcode right now while you're finding yourself. So she thought. So when she would type in Hunter and it would be wrong, I'm like, what are you talking about? It's the same password.

And I just do the zero because it's so close to the R oh my god wait that's so i would know that she was going through my phone i'm like it's it is my name i'm just gonna say it cold open because i'm so fucking excited about it and i can't even do anything because i'm not a cheater anymore yeah i'm just gonna say and i'd never say this because i mean i'd be fetting people but when it actually comes to the hot people i want to fuck they're in my dms i try to not because i don't want them to like fuck off you know because obviously we talk about hot people but i have to say it because i've i've loved him for 23 years more than any i'm not joking if this man i don't want to sound like too much of a fan because who says i won't be single one day and hit lil wayne split in my dms

i cannot believe that i can you know at one point me and tana sat outside this fucking guy's concert for hours and hours soaking rain waiting for him to fucking come out he never came out for no i had i had a concert three concerts i know i remember that do you know that i've been to seven low-main concerts waiting there fully paid for the ticket just to see him waiting there and he canceled. It became like a whole thing where it was like, Lil, he's going to cancel. So he's just like you. Pretty much.

Hey, baby, Tunchi, Weezy, Dwayne, I love you. I love you. I ain't never going to stop loving you, bitch. And listen to this shit. Cheater me would have been all up over that shit. And all I did was like his message. Pretty wild, to be honest. I've never cared. I'm not even joking

I feel like everyone I've ever wanted to fuck I either not it sounds very like conceited but I don't mean it that way genuinely I feel like at the beginning of my career I had a list of people I wanted to fuck and I fucked them all except for him and like I used to slide in his DMs all the time can't even lie but my thing is

you never want to look like a crazy bitch I said hi with this emoji. I said hi with this emoji in March. And he responded. And I was like, I'm just so beside myself. It's all I can think about. It's all I can talk about.

No, honestly, I think that we could make a whole podcast about it because that's fucking huge. Yeah. It's, I don't know. But you are in love, huh? How about that?

But I am in a relationship. She is in love in a relationship. So I'm being a sweet little, good little fucking angel. And I'm happy about that. Truly, if a relationship she is in love in a relationship so I'm being a sweet little good little fucking angel and I'm happy about that truly if I obviously

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for details. We were at that house party. Yeah, nice, sweet, sweet girl. But I love her. She's so pretty. I thought I had a crush on her for a little while. And, um, anyways, we talk outside then she leaves out of nowhere disappears disappears make out on ghost i love that 11 p.m me too a good irish i think you stay rent free but she wasn't like

drunk to the point i was like oh you need you need to get out of here like she just like escaped then i messaged her being like hey let's make sure you got home safe because i don't know what happened to her doesn't respond for three days that's so nice no one ever makes sure i got sorry i know right fucking a three days later she goes sorry i was asleep i was asleep i respect three days you're asleep for 72 hours i'd be doing that shit so i respect it whatever but then obviously we all start kind of conspiracizing you know does she have a boyfriend was she not into you like you know what i mean like what what? Like what's the situation? Whatever. And then we get some information.

OK. And I just want to preface this entire conversation by saying, like, get your bag, bitch. I'm not looking down on anybody for anything that they do. But there is which just sounds like I'm about to start looking down on someone. I'm actually not. I'm just saying it's shocking because not a lot of people do this. And it's a very secret thing. And I actually want to talk about this on the podcast and just tell people about it it because I think that I never knew about this until I lived in L.A.

I didn't know about it until my roommate. I'm terrified to talk about this on the podcast. My first roommate in L.A. was very into this as well. Underground poker games. I don't know if you guys have ever seen the movie. What's it called? Molly's Game. There's these underground poker games that are all of the players are like billionaires in L.A. Really rich guys.

The richest of the rich. Like famous people too like the most famous actors you know the most famous directors like the most famous like actually the most famous people you know i'm billionaires and they all play in these games of poker but they're underground and they're super low-key and no you have to literally be very rich very famous or a hot ass bitch really or, or all or whatever. To be invited. And so, but all the dealers are these, like just the sexiest bitches in LA. And so like all your underpaid IG models. The dealers are like, it's the people. So if you're a poker girl, you're pouring drinks,

you're giving massages, like you're doing all of that. And you're also sucking dick for cash. Potentially, that is an option as well. It's an option that's a thing so not everybody who's working these poker games is like doing that however she's vindicating herself because she's worked a few doesn't i have but you have no half oh my god no way no i have yeah you did oh i didn't know that yeah just kidding no but but you you've never thought like i fucking hate poker you've never fucked for money though i will say that no and i would

expose you yeah no how how was it like being in the under is it basically what you you show up and you're like pouring drinks and stuff it's like depending on like the stakes of the game if you work a higher stakes game like i've like i've worked the actual molly's like molly's games and when you show up it's like if you have perfume on you have to shower if you're not wearing the right thing you have to leave like it's very very specific because these guys come in and they're paying so much money and they're dropping so much on the table that you're like you girls will leave the games sometimes with like Ten to twenty thousand dollars from one night my first room and I lived in LA should we go from like 2 a.m

I think till 8 a.m. Come home. Would you come up with like 10 bands? That's the thing It's like a glorified party you basically are just like drinking with the guys. If they take a shot, you take a shot kind of thing. And the whole night you're just getting drunk with these guys. And they're just happy to have like these like hot, beautiful girls around because most of them have wives. So we found out that Hunter's girl was at some poker games. We don't know that to be true.

She's part of the community of poker girls. So we were assuming that's where she was. So unfortunately, that's when that road ends. The road ended there. And, you know, we're continuing on. Why don't you just go play in the poker game? The buy-in's like 500k. Yeah, it's absurd.

It's like the top. No, it's actually that much money? It's like you have to be the top. Oh, baby, catch me being a fucking whore there then. That's insane. And stay safe out there. But also, like, if you don't see me for a few days and I come back with a new fucking Hermes bag,

don't ask questions. Not a single question. I'm just kidding. Oh my God. I'm just kidding. Brooke. Uh oh. No, it's not bad.

You are best friends with this amazing girl that we all love. Her name's Jazzy. Oh my God. And obviously I'm no stranger to a Vegas wedding. But however, marrying someone you just met within 48 hours. She just met this guy.

This girl is like, she wakes up every day at 6 a.m. She works in anti-money laundering. She's like a, like she's just a brilliant, like business woman, went to college, whatever.

But she's a party girl. She goes out, she's down for everything. Like you never, she works bottle service on the weekends. She serves a table one weekend. He drops like 20, $30,000 on a table. And she's like 20 30 000 on a table and she's like

i love this guy she goes on one date with him whatever it goes good i thought he came back first for another round though i know he went 20k another night 20 oh it was it was like two days in a row but it was one weekend got her yeah however she comes back after the first date with his name tattooed on her hand yeah so she goes on her first date she comes home and she has his name tattooed on her hand. Yeah, so she goes on her first date, she comes home and she has his name tattooed on her ring finger. And I'm like, it's actually crazy. She also tattooed her name across his neck as well. He got jazzy across his neck.

Which is so psychotic. And I come out, cause she's being loud. I was already asleep, she came home from this date, she's being so obnoxious and loud. I come out and she has her suitcases packed. And I go, baby, where are you going? She goes, I'm going to Vegas. I go, I'm like so flustered.

I'm like discombobulated. I'm like, do not get married. Don't get married. She goes, I would never get married. Bitch came back married. Fully married. And she's ready to have kids. 48 hours. 48 hours.

He got her an insane Cartier band. Insane. And then he got her an actual engagement ring. They've already looked at houses. Like my roommate's moving out. My best friend, my favorite person in the entire world. She literally just got like stolen. I was worried too that he was going to be like a really sketchy looking guy.

No, he's hot. No, same shit. I fully thought it was like, because obviously we've all heard a lot about how rich he is and like a lot of girls in LA obviously. And say I haven't, say I wouldn't again. Marry for money. Jazzy drives a $200,000 car. Jazzy, her dad has a jet. She doesn't need money.

I don't feel like she married him for money at all. I thought it was gonna be like an ugly old man for money, and then it's like this hot ass guy. He's so hot, he's only 22. He owns like a billion businesses, and he's just like a rich ass Vietnamese guy. Wild. Good for Jazzy.

Go the fuck off. But it's still so insane, and fuck you for moving out. Like, that's so rude. It's also just I mean obviously I keep like just

running my mind over the cons you know you don't know this person what if they have a malintent what if they have a psycho STD

what if they're literally gonna kill you what if they were stalking you when they showed up but obviously shit like that does happen and you never know

their wedding pictures are so funny too because they're both in like chrome hearts hats with like a fucking like Elvis. There's fully an Elvis Presley impersonator. Elvis married them. If she was like so crazy

and just like she made a lot of bad decisions, I'd be like, oh my God, you can't do this. But she's like my smartest, most responsible friend. That's what makes it crazier though. So I'm like, honestly, go for it. And she doesn't have anything to lose. So I'm like, whatever, get married. But like, what the fuck?

No prenup. This guy is a multimillionaire and they did not sign a prenup. That's like, that's better than sex but this is the actual truth she would never she wouldn't that's not her character she would never take a single dollar from somebody she actually wouldn't

damn give me a prenup you'd be fucked with me oh my fucking God. We obviously want to talk a little bit about pop culture things going on too. Trying to balance out the podcast. Nothing interesting happened to me because ever since my ex called me a sloth, I haven't been able to recover. Understandably so.

So stay gorgeous. Stay gorgeous out there. Rachel and Ross. Fucking Ross. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer. Do we think it's real? If it's not real, I'm going to. I read an article. There was five articles that were back to back to back. Ross fucking Ross Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer do we think it's real if it's not real I'm gonna do we

I read an article there was five articles that were back to back to back to back but was it like was it like The Onion writing it no it was not

pretty little thing like broke the news on Twitter I was like pretty little thing is not CNN but I'm gonna believe it because I want to believe it

dude I would believe it if literally anyone there's a part of me though that I can't I mean obviously I guess we'll see but like I'm no stranger

to a fun and fresh publicity stunt of course it's an amazing publicity stunt I don't think it's a part of me though that i can't i mean obviously i guess we'll see but like i'm no stranger to a fun and fresh publicity stunt of course it's an amazing publicity i don't think it's a publicity stunt they have nothing to gain now like they're they're doing their thing like the reunion's over i feel like everybody's kind of like it retired the thought of it we all just like put it to rest we were like okay it could have happened but it didn't and now they're giving it to i've never wanted two people to be together more i don't think no could agree more entirely for entirely ever ever ever that is such a love story like you were fucking like lovers on this show you know what i'm saying like when you date someone on a show or a movie or whatever if you're trying to tell me you're actually not falling in love with this person like you have to be lying it's not possible if you're in love while you're i could see for a

movie not but a show for like 10 years yeah you know what i mean i mean i guess someone could be a terrible piece of shit off camera but it's i mean it makes so much sense they were the most famous tv couple like ever because the chemistry was so crazy but it's like for them to come out almost made it better because it's like they couldn't technically be together they always had like different partners at the time so it was like both of them like knew they wanted it but it was like they're a little older now the idea of them

spending the rest of their lives together now that would make my heart so warm please guys be together there's no love story like that it's like please be together

it's the cutest thing literally ever I feel like think about how well they have to know each other Chewie knows her so well you know it's not some like Jennifer Aniston

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I'll tell you why. Go ahead. No one wants to hear me talk, actually. You go ahead. No, I mean, you're on Kylie one wants to hear me talk actually you go ahead no I mean you're on Kylie Jenner pregnant conspiracy TikTok right

that's a TikTok clip obviously I'm fully on the side of TikTok right now we talked about this at dinner last night for an hour by the way Brooke and I are actually

so invested well it pretty much makes perfect sense because if she's on her natural hair journey she's always she's gonna have the same hair and you can't bleach your hair

when you're pregnant you can't dye your hair when you're pregnant interesting and she like she normally switches her nails hair up all the time but all of a sudden she's doing she's gonna have the same hair and you can't bleed your hair when you're pregnant you can't dye your hair when you're pregnant interesting and she like she normally switches her nails hair up all the time but all of a sudden

she's doing a French tip and she's got her regular hair okay she posts a photo a video actually in a little orange workout set the other day but she did a time stamp

what filter did she use she used a filter with the time stamp on the video however at the top of the Instagram Instagram story it did not say

like it didn't name the filter which means that she did it did not say, like, it didn't name the filter, which means that she did it, like, through a third party. Like, she imported it into the filter. Yeah, she didn't take the video in the Instagram app, which means that the video already had existed. And why would Kylie be so eager to import a video into a timestamp filter if she wasn't trying to prove something? And then used the same exact, she didn't even, she was lazy.

She didn't even use this. She used the exact same video in the beginning of her, what I eat in a day, TikTok. And the video had no filter, which means the video never had a filter to begin with. Like I had suspected. And she's pregnant. She's literally just pregnant. Beyond that, Kylie's nails are such an sought after, looked at thing. And it's crazy because nails, in a way,

if you think about it, are such a dead giveaway if you have crazy nails all the time for the timestamps of your life. And everything she's been posting, normally when Kylie has nails, it's like grid post, grid post, grid post. With these nails. You know what I mean?

And then she'll get the next nails and she'll grid post, grid post, grid post, and all of those nails. Obviously interchangeably she'll have a Kylie Cosmetics shoot with different nails, but it's obvious. But lately every photo just has different nails from different timestamps which is kind of insane it's funny too because people have been going so heavy into conspiracizing that she posted a photo in front of her house like body looking all skinny whatever and ever

the top comment was like these type of lemons only produce there was a lemon tree in the back only produce lemons during the spring oh yeah going crazy saying that like this photo had to have been taken in the spring because that tree would only produce that fruit in the spring and i've all i mean i can say this right like you hear like last time kylie was pregnant there the reason why i felt like a lot of people in the industry knew is because a lot of people know her. That, like, we know that you see in, like, the famous scene, the industry rumors start flooding. And I haven't heard them, like, crazy, like, at a party.

Like, especially because Kylie goes out, Kylie's seen. Like, you know what I mean? Like, Kylie's 24th birthday was yesterday or today or yesterday. Not one person posted one thing. No, 24th birthday. And she did an at-home, very intimate, like, get-together with only her closest friends. And normally it's a video

photo everywhere. Also, Kim... And she would be out. Has anyone seen her at a restaurant? No. Has anyone seen her in a paparazzi photo? No. She's at home. Kim also fed at her, because she posted a photo, like, saying, like, new nails, current nails, right? And it was like a long acrylic, whatever. And then she posted a bunch of grid post photos like new nails, current nails. Right. And it was like the it was like a like a long acrylic, whatever.

And then she posted a bunch of grid post photos with those nails, like trying to look like that was her nails. And then Kim posted a boomerang of their whole family at all of them with the drink holding drinks. And she had green nails. Kylie had green nails. Oh, shit. Don't you guys? I don't know the word. All right.

We obviously assume it's Travis. I feel bad. Are we being bad? Like if she's trying to hide her pregnancy, are we just like awful? Well, I actually really, I mean, obviously I'm not adding to the fact that I respect this at all right now by talking about it and publicizing it, but I do respect the way she hit her last pregnancy. I think if you're Kylie Jenner, the coolest thing in the world to me, I think that's like

so respectable. The video was so fucking awesome too. And the pressure of the fucking world. I remember I was at a U of a tailgate and I was like I was Okay, and most friendly chill To me the other night he goes he goes you can sleep in here in the most platonic bro way possible She's on the couch the leather couch, but you don't wanna sleep there I was like, yeah, if you wanna see my bed you can but if I was on the couch

You'd never offer that. Do you want to say what get the fuck out in this if I was on the couch she'd never offer that do you want to of course I would get the fuck out of here I'd always offer you we did yeah fair spread the word now you're pregnant like Kylie stay gorgeous guys it's obviously Travis's though

no no question no question and I think it's a boy what do you guys think imagine like a little storm a little but boy

god imagine imagine Travis Scott's son the drip the and you're just born a billionaire but then the the other side of it is like, what if it was like,

because the age gap, it would almost be just like Kendall and Kylie if Stormi had a sister. How long ago was Stormi? Was it like two years ago? How long ago? Like three or four. She's two.

She's two or three. I don't know. She's brilliant. I love her. Stormi, I love her. I stan Stormi more than literally anyone. Have you ever watched or seen the photo of Kim Kardashian with like the

painting that North did Is the most beautiful She was like my fucking daughter painting that I think she's like someone holding the fucking kids hand being like this It's funny. I think we're gonna search for out. She's in things. We're like no, I'm like no North painted that She did. You know that when couples are swingers, like regular couples, they go- They turn pineapples upside down? They go to the grocery store and put a pineapple in their cart and turn it upside down and

walk through the grocery store to find other swinger couples. Wait, what? It's a real thing. It's a real thing. Yeah, I swear to God. You go to other couples and be like, are you swingers? Are you swingers? No, you have to just do that.

Swinger parties. I love that people do that. Yeah, but how do you invite people to swing our parties how do you know i swear to god it's such a thing too it's not like i'm gonna be a swinger for sure i feel like that'd be like the funnest thing really i don't you don't think so what do you think um that is what you think i've been as long as like the other person is chill with it i think that's the most important part right right it's it's so funny because they used to be so about that i used to literally date two people at once

and be so like poly and cute and like whatever. And like loved that. I'm just like, when I dated Bella, I would always be dating someone else. She was dating Maude and I wasn't not like fucking with them obviously. I ended up dating Maude. I mean like I know what it's kind of like

to feel like dating two people at once. It's dope. But now lately I've been like kind of more tame. Like I don't, I always thought I'd be like that for the rest of my life. I could, I'm already like low key a jealous tame. Like, I don't... I always thought I'd be like that for the rest of my life. I could, but I'm already, like, low-key a jealous... I mean, I didn't think I was a jealous person. I just found out I am a jealous person. I don't think I could date someone who, like, didn't want to.

Or, like, consonant threesomes. I've been in relationships, like, kind of like that, where you're, like, fucking other people. I've never had a threesome before. Like, two people I don't really care about, or, like, maybe another couple. If it's someone I'm in love with, we're not having a threesome. Lately, I don't know.

Maybe I just feel like Chris. Or he's just such a fuckboy that I'm like, I don't know. But we keep discussing the idea of a threesome because obviously that's fun in a relationship. But lately, I'm like, I don't know. I'm weirdly pussying out. We almost went to an orgy the other night. We almost had an orgy.

Why don't you tell us about that? What happened? Well, I cannot say the people because i just know that you would love to know who the people were involved the people are extremely fucking famous and it would have been so iconic but um i just i don't know and i and i pussied out of this orgy i fully pussied out of how i would have gone i know everyone was telling me to just go but then but also to be fair it was like as much as the people are really fun and dope it's two people that I just

don't really have a desire to fuck so I was kind of like I don't want to. To be honest I feel like you would do it without it like you could do it like on your own terms. What do you mean? Like you could make that happen with your term you don't need the other like certain. I don't like how dare you propose an orgy

to me. I am the orgy. I was going to say like like you proposed the orgy i know it's almost that's so true when someone else is like let's all fuck i'm like shut up yeah like you're like wait for me to tell you when we're gonna fuck i don't that's true it almost has to come naturally i feel like everyone has to already be together and they're like you know what we should do i exactly i'm so unattracted to the like even when someone's just like come over and fuck me like i don't want to i don't like that either because it's like that's weird i want you to come over and it happened like you know what i mean like i don't know so when people are like let's all fuck i'm like what okay tanavos are turned down an orgy if that's not gross wow

that's that's a headline a very very very viral word it would be yeah no and who says i won't we were actually all joking about it last night. We were with one of the participants of the orgy last night. Participants. Yeah, so I was like. Said orgy. What else is happening in the news? Austin McBroom is getting sued by yet another person on the Social Love Spite.

We're going to switch topics here. Nate Wyatt's now suing Austin. I saw that. So is Taylor. Yeah, Taylor was. Now Nate. As you should. If I came out, at least if you won the fight I'd be like okay like whatever

at least I gained something from this but if I lost I'd be like bitch give me my money if I lost the fight and it was being paid what is the point of this

oh kill somebody yeah no sincerely I get it I don't even want to talk about it anymore it was just on here and I wanted to read it

and laugh Austin McBurn we hope you choke I can't say it that's my opinion I hope you choke what else is there that's fun

Kanye West is still living in a stadium and now moving to another stadium yeah he like didn't drop his album everyone's like so hyped for this album

he did like the whole release thing everyone says Donda more like Donde very funny very funny what was up with that

I mean I heard it it's kind of iconic I heard the whole album if up with that? I heard it. I heard the whole album. If I was calling you on... I have it on my phone right now. I want to hear a sneak peek. Wait, Al, you have it on your phone right now. That's like very Sue-worthy. Yeah, I'm not going to actually...

That's Hunter's favorite thing to do is send us music that's like not supposed to be out. Hunter has everyone in the world's unreleased music. I think it's like your strange flex. No, I just love listening to people's music before it comes out. You had so much unreleased Bieber at one point. I'm'm bawling over it i was like love love um no stan doesn't be more than fucking anything what i mean honestly i i feel like if i was kanye and i'd done everything in the world who says i wouldn't want to live in like a little jail cell in a stadium it's not a jail cell no have you seen it yeah it's a it's a room instead of a stadium it still

has full fucking it's like no, no, but the showers... Have you seen the showers at that stadium? What do you care? Have you seen these showers? I wouldn't touch them. Dude, the shower wouldn't touch you, baby. To be fair... To be fair...

Not that to be fair, podcast. I'm just kidding. I love you. You're so clean. No, I literally... No, no, no no no no I think me not showering is common knowledge It's fine We're gonna have to live in a stadium We were literally almost so homeless

Guys we've had the biggest struggle in the world trying to find a house And then David's house we were gonna buy But now we're all roommates We went to go look at this house right I wasn't there and y'all went to go look at the house And one of the people they brought was chris and which is her boyfriend it was a super normal tour i was just with um lila our friend lila givney who's she's psycho don't get me wrong but she was she was tame and i i would never

lie anyways we get a uh text call from um these people afterwards after the tour and they said he says um next time if you want my house, don't bring someone with face tattoos. I check the camera That is discriminatory just fucked up so fucked up. Chris is the nicest guy possible. Yeah, he's face tattoos, but you Doesn't do anything wrong like he's just Chris is just Chris. He just exists. He doesn't even have a phone like what the fuck Is he gonna do? He lost his phone last night at Bootsy. Why that's Chris's entire personality trait is losing his phone once a month I'm so sick of it but they came back right a week later with a counter offer

an additional $7,000 for his face tattoos an additional $7,000 a month because Chris has face tattoos absolutely fucking insane and no option to buy no nothing yeah you can rent it whatever keep in mind this house was the drip crib before this

on tiktok no shade to i i don't know it was just like a content house called the drip crib that lived there and so i guess that's why they were like they were like we don't want another influencer too like they trashed our house they ruined it there was shit everywhere we had to retile the floors i'm pretty sure i remember seeing like the little grotto like the yeah on people's tiktoks i get it now but the house is so'm pretty sure. I remember seeing like the little grotto like the, on people's TikToks. I get it now. But the house is so, so,

so dope. So I might just pay the extra money and stomach the fact that the owner hates me and my boyfriend. We don't have a choice. I'm going to make Chris give me an extra 7K. I'm like,

I'm like, fuck. What's next guys? Tana made $6 million on OnlyFans. Tana made $6 million on OnlyFans. Meanwhile, I'm like, please my lord, just $ dollar more for all this shit.

It's literally, what day is today? Haven't paid rent yet. It's the 11th. Well, I made six mil, guys, so be happy. No, I'm just kidding. I'm actually being a cunt. That's awesome, though. It's really, really fucking cool. I'm not here for you to suck my ass because it's insane as is.

It's so weird to me because I just think about receiving this day. I was like, I was so, like cockroaches in my house truly not there were definitely a lot of days where i growing up i didn't eat there's still cockroaches but for different reasons um but i mean like there were days where it was like i growing up there wasn't money to get food yeah you know what i mean and now i'm sitting here receiving a six million dollar award for my tits not even for like shit i've done not even for work like it only fans is the craziest thing to me the money only fans brings people is so so even just like signing girls at the agency seeing what i can like bring other people i'm like holy fuck we're about to sign

you and just bred you the fuck out please come on it's dope too because it's like we're finally in a generation where like i don't know like back in the day it was so taboo to talk about money made so only fans is so cool because it's like yeah i'm taking my tits out to be fucking rich yeah i think before it was just like you didn't want to think about people made so OnlyFans is so cool because it's like yeah I'm taking my tits out to be fucking rich yeah I think before it was just like you didn't want to think about people being like or like sexualizing people

and what their ability but now there is actual monetary value be like listen it's not like you're having sex tapes you're doing what oh but I will

go buy Tanagon Wild Tanagon might do that as well but some people are able to do whatever they're doing normally just on a paid platform I think it's just cool and it's fucking awesome especially as a woman and a bitch on instagram especially people are gonna sexualize you no matter what so to like make bread off of it is the coolest thing yeah

to be able to post especially like a lot of people just like literally post basically what they post on instagram it's like why would you not would you ever start an only man no i mean please no i don't think so like no yeah I mean I can continually I think now that's what my conversations sound like with everyone at a party I'm like hey

let me sign you we're doing Tanagon Wild now a new subscription based platform on OnlyFans which I will now be creating content for and I am a huge

huge proponent in it so if you guys want to subscribe to that it's like a little reality show it's really fun it's all the like shit you can't put anywhere else I'm definitely just promoting it

but it's my second OnlyFans so I'm really excited and this one's made 6 mil imagine what this one's really fun. It's all the like shit you can't put anywhere else. I'm definitely just promoting it, but it's my second OnlyFans. So I'm really excited. This one's made six mil. Imagine what. This one's just way cool. It's just like YouTube, but turned into like a gone wild field. I think that's why it's so sick. Yeah, it's only video.

So it's going to be like a little reality show every week. It's kind of like Netflix for me being like, back to you, Hunter. Would you put your cock on the internet for money? I will not. Would you ever do like ab pics on OnlyFans though? Like why wouldn't you? The reason why it's so like perplexing is because like like i'm never gonna be like yo it's like a bad idea blah blah but like as a photographer i want anyone to feel uncomfortable when i'm going into a

photo shoot where there's like feeling like you would be like it definitely it definitely makes your brand a little more sexual so i kind of understand that i it's funny because i'm always asking people if they would or wouldn't do only fans because like i want to sign people and i'm always at parties with hot ass Instagram bitches and I'm like hey let's let me sign you let me help you if I think I can help you obviously. Most people are really open and willing and and like I think it's fucking awesome because all you're doing is offering people. But you know just told me sorry to cut you off. Who? That she wouldn't do OnlyFans and it shocked the fuck out of me. Summer Rae.

She wouldn't? She's not on it right now? No she's not on OnlyFans. And it shocked the fuck out of me. Summer Rae. She wouldn't? She's not on it right now? No, she's not on OnlyFans. Which is... Imagine... She could... She would make... She would pull everyone out of the water.

And obviously that's so... She doesn't care about money. That's actually very surprising. I'm like, you are famous for having the biggest butt ever. And imagine if she just moved that on to another public.

I thought she did. Good for her, though. She doesn't. Whatever she wants to do makes her happy. No, morally that's cool. like the value there like there is nobody who could possibly make more money than her. I know I would die for her to be on the band.

Her entire demographic like everybody who's watching her is like just like corny guys. Yeah. Dude I always itch my nose so much. Everyone always thinks you're on coke. And everyone thinks it's because I'm coked out but it's because my nose is literally made out of my ear but it messes up your nerves. like right here is always always always either in pain or itchy which totally isn't normal and yet another reason i want to go on botch and get a

second nose job but i just want to clarify that every eight seconds i'm itching my nose as i'm talking a hundred miles an hour i'm like i'm not on coke i'm really not though it's so i know my image is so lindsey paris party girl like fuck. Like, it's just like, yeah. But I imagine me railing a line doing a podcast. I'd be like, what's up guys? Can you imagine me doing? Hunter, no. Okay.

Just to be fair, I've never done drugs on this podcast, which I think is huge for me. Trisha did like a lot of frenemies. And she said this is public knowledge, complete public information. I'm not clocking her on Xanax. Really? But just imagine. Oh, Dana could never. Imagine. And I'm not saying I'm taking these drugs every day.

Obviously, if you watch my channel, you know I've had some drug problems and some addiction problems in this life. We're working on them. A broken home. Comes from the trials and tribulations of fame. In a good place right now. Neither of you say anything. Moving on. Imagine if I did this podcast off. In a good place right now. Neither of you say anything. Moving on. Imagine if I did this podcast off of like a full Xanax.

And we're not going to imagine that. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Cancelled. Next week I'm going to be. I'm just kidding. It was so good to have you. Thank you guys. This episode was actually crazy. We might get either a hit put out on us for talking about.

No that's me. I'm the only one who actually. Who has any ties. I mean it's true. I has any ties. I mean, it's true. I guess that's, stay safe though. Peace.

Stay canceled. Love y'all. Peace. An emoji is canceled.