Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 51: First Annual Cancelled Awards - Ep. 51

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled...In honor of the Streamy's being last week Tana and Brooke go down the ranks and award the best and worst from in relation to the Cancelledsphere of people. https://Adamandeve.com Order is 50% off almost any item + FREE SHIPPING + RUSH PROCESSING Code is TANA Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code CANCELLED today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge then mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast the first annual cancelled podcast awards today is the first annual cancelled podcast awards i just wanted to say it too i wish i thought of that i just i just really wanted to say it too i love that we're doing this i think it's so fun switching it up i think we've had so many episodes but we kind of just do the same thing with or without a guest and all these podcasts are getting so innovative you know what i mean and i think it's fun that we start having like look at our balloons like isn't that so fun we have fucking balloons dude so today

brooke and i are headed to the streamy awards um we just went last november together and they decided to change it to be like a summertime award show and so we're going again and we decided that if we were all completely ready in our gowns and whatever that it would be fun to do a canceled podcast award show yeah and yes there are the streamies and yes there are the steamies word to h3 for that but h3 kind of does it differently i like explained it online and i was asking people to give us categories and a lot of people were being like h3 does this h3 does this but i was like it's gonna be nothing like that well both of you do assume we would have an original idea. That is actually so, so true. Well, he like will make the categories and then the nominees.

And then he has his audience like vote. Oh, by the people. Yeah, we could do that one year, honestly. Like, you know, this is the first annual, like the second annual. We can, you know, we can change things up. If you guys have any critiques for next year's canceled awards, let know but we essentially just last night we got so high i know we got so high which is crazy i never smoke and i i was smoking i don't think i've ever seen you smoke until yesterday and it was like such a reward for me just all the times where i am like so

violently high around you and like you're also like a really good high like I wish you'd do it more you were so funny oh thank you sometimes I'm not though sometimes I'm paranoid last night I was just creative juices were flowing and so we sat in bed and we created maybe like 35 awards and then we both went home and we don't know each other's and we are just going to tell each other what we are awarding for the categories today so it's really just a podcast just a normal podcast we're just telling you our opinions that you didn't ask for completely and you know again if we want to in the future at the second annual canceled awards if we want to switch that up we completely can but i think that it's

time to just get into it we bought note cards and we were really gonna do that whole thing we didn't have time shocking i know pretend that there's note cards if you're a viewer should we just get right into the canceled podcast awards i think we should what's the first section most fuckable i believe Fuckable, I believe. The first section of the awards is... Near and dear to our hearts, as we love fucking things. It's a big topic of conversation on Cancelled and in our real lives. You know, who's fuckable, if someone's fuckable, so on and so forth. And we decided that most fuckable would be the first category of the Canceled Awards.

And we're going to get right into it. You know, we all fuck. Some more than others. We all suck. Some more than others, which. No offense. Not me. Not me.

I am celibate. I'm like, I'm actually doing really good. One of the top comments on the Trevor episode was like, Tana's always talking about being celibate i'm like i'm actually doing really good one of the top comments on the trevor episode was like tana's always talking about being celibate and she just never does and i'm so i'm clean i'm one week clean one week is not longer maybe no because i've been here for a week like almost two weeks wow yeah i i go like months and months at a time and i don't call it celibacy i call it a dry spell well i'm trying this new thing where I have a bush so that when it comes down to fucking. Okay, but everybody knows that that's,

and it never works. That tactic never works. You stay bushed up so that you're not tempted to hook up with somebody. And then guess what you do anyway? You hook up with someone and then you're bushed up and it's humiliating. I think, well, tonight I'm going to test out this theory

at the streamies. I don't think I've actually ever left a Streamy Awards without hooking up with someone. When you see Tana's red carpet photos from the Streamy Awards tonight, just know that she has a full bush under there. I'm serious. It's like I'm trying it out as my own version of a chastity belt, and we're going to see if it works or doesn't work. Okay. It's like I'm trying it out as my own version of a chastity belt. And we're going to see if it works or doesn't work. But OK.

What did you just tell me downstairs that like people that got laser hair removal? I heard a rumor. It's not a rumor. I forget who told me this. But I guess that you know how like it's such a trend to get laser hair removal. So you're just like a bald eagle down there. Yeah. But now pubes are coming back. So people are literally getting like like hair what's it

called plugs in their pubic region to like build your own bush because they got rid of the bush is crazy build a bush build a bush is crazy i like at that point just repped at your ball that could be cool like you could do a design yeah that's like a star that's what i was thinking and then just have it the rest of it be like dead bald do you know that years ago me natalie ashley all of us we've jazzled ourselves i did know that it was on the mtv show yeah we've jazzled ourselves for mtv like yeah it's like you get these little bedazzles and it comes with glue that's like safe for there and we all had like a little design on our puss i can't remember what mine was but natalie was so excited about it too it was like

we did it for natalie probably still does that to this day i can her own time i could see her vajazzling herself speaking of vajazzles most fuckable we're gonna start off the most fuckable category with something that is right on brand with what we do and I'm really excited to hear your answer um you actually just on the last episode were saying something about Joe Santagato or the basement yard I know but I had to put that dream to rest I heard he doesn't date anybody in the social media space good for him which is like I'll quit I will Joe call me most fuckable podcast host okay do you want to go first I want you to go first okay mine I've spoken about before and honestly it's getting a little bit embarrassing how many times I've mentioned him publicly for him to just never say anything to me ever

Connor Wood fibula I have the biggest crush on Connor Wood it's like wow scary look at you and yeah his podcast is like Brooke and Connor make a podcast so what about like brooke and connor like make a baby just kidding no honestly i really i'm dead serious i need to start using cancel to shoot my shot more no but it's embarrassing when it like because it's like you know they know you also take it to twitter you tweeted i want connor wood to date me i didn't tweet that but i tweeted something for sure along those i want fibula to date me no i want to date fibula i don't remember what i said i saw him at a domilio event and i told him that he should date you i was sober though so it wasn't like you should date brooke it was like you should date bro well great that means somebody put the idea in his head and he declined i don't think he was in that case I changed my answer back to Joe um tw joe my answer is a girl okay I think the most fuckable podcast host right now is Alex Cooper

oh that's a good one although she is engaged she yeah but I think everyone every guy wants to fuck her I've had like several guys I have a crush on, like tell me they have a crush on her. And I'm like, damn, you want the Walmart version? Yeah, I think I have a crush on her. Yeah, she's so hot. And I'm going to say Alex Cooper. The next category, a predictable category, but one that has taken the world by storm.

Most fuckable TikToker. You have to go first this time. I don't want to go first. I don't care. Go first. I leo skeppy although wow he doesn't swing in this direction but if at any point he decides to i'm over here waiting for you leo that's so true he is so big and so hot so big and so nice and so i love him i completely understand i agree with that agree with that. I would absolutely fuck Leo Scappi. I put Duda Castro's boyfriend.

That makes perfect sense. Just because I want to keep playing into the bit. I don't actually want her boyfriend, but I think that this year when I've talked about, I actually don't know his name or his TikTok, and it was just a joke. I just couldn't think of anyone. I think that's perfect.

I think that's a perfect answer. And I really just couldn't think of anyone, and I wanted to to make myself giggle but i think that i'm just so not the type of person to be like noah beck vinnie hacker like i listen you know what i mean no noah beck slander here okay noah beck if at any point no like you want to go for a cougar noah beck and vinnie noah beck and vinnie hacker are obviously so objectively hot i just feel like i wouldn't know what to do with a vinnie hacker like i really i couldn't look him in the eye i know what either i just found out a crazy rumor of someone that one of those two people allegedly hooked up with and it blew my socks off no it makes my socks off i really wish one day I could just I was I was talking about this

the other day with like Trisha like I've always said at the end of my career when I'm done and I'm ready to retire like I'm gonna write a book and just like expose everything oh and you don't I've said that to you I think um but imagine we could just do podcasts like that where you could like say all the secrets that would be so fun what if we could do it and everyone could hear it one time and then it was like erased from their memory a day later or what if we did it with like no face on like twitch i guess we have like notable voices we could do a little voice change speaking of that brings us to our next category most fuckable streamer okay you do have to go first this time well here's the thing this wouldn't have been a category like a month ago I've been hyper fixated on streamers

like I I always feel streamers or a streamer in particular no streamers streamers and I'm serious and not that kind but good one one of my roommates is hooking up with the streamer and it opened up my mind because you know me I love a category I love being like this month I'm interested in real estate agents me too you know I had my like a category. I love being like, this month I'm interested in real estate agents. Me too. You know, I had my little musician phase and then comedian phase. Like that's exactly. And I feel like the category I'm really hyper fixated on right now is streamers.

So I don't know. I think that there's something hot about no one knows what corpse looks like, right? There's something hot about not knowing someone's face and then being so loaded. Honestly, perfect. I don't care what your face looks like, which also brings me to my next answer. It was kind of a toss up is dream. Okay.

Dream's the one who did the face reveal, right? Yes. But I'm still rocking with it there. It was very much like controversial, which I don't know why people like, he looks like Shane Dawson. Like,

I don't think so. I think he's like cute. So that's your fuckable streamer. He's going to the streamies tonight. Ooh, how exciting. I remember last year we saw, Oh, he's like cute so that's your fuckable streamer he's going to the streamings tonight oh how exciting i remember last year we saw oh he's cute yeah like he's like he's like sweet i think he's so cute he looks like a little cartoon in a cute way in like a good way he does he looks like like like a little disney print okay i think we have to move on oh okay oh wait what's your most fuckable my most fuckable streamer i did put a girl because i actually don't really know of any streamers really actually that xqc guy or whatever he was at the streamies last year and he was hot

yeah he was hot we talked was he the one that ordered shake shack into the streamies that was so iconic but my answer is a new streamer i think she just started streaming miss madison beer oh wow i thought you're going to say Sky Bree. Well, that's a good one. Yeah, that is a good one. But Madison Beer is literally the most beautiful person on this planet. I didn't know she was streaming. She is and she's slaying.

The next one. We're going to take it home. Most fuckable canceled guest. Wait, you skipped musician. Oh, I cut it out. Why? I don't have one. Yes, you do i have one but i'm i can't say it yes you can no i can't i'm never gonna say it like i i'm serious i want this man to

fucking marry me and i think that if i bring it okay well then do second most fuckable musician oh lewis capaldi such a good answer lewis capaldi sorry i did skip one okay my most fuckable musician this is a a special answer okay it goes central c but with this with the condition that his girlfriend is also there and it is a threesome miss madeline argi that's actually the best possible answer i'm so jealous i want both of because it's like i can't tell which of them i have a bigger crush on but it's like why have one when you could have both absolutely that's my dream and if at any point you guys want to how can you be homophobic my bitch is gay and now we're gonna bring it home to the most fuckable canceled podcast guest i mean

i think we've had a couple fuckable people on this i would probably fuck every single guest we've had even um fire festival guy yeah no no no hard no i i'm ending on no i'm trying to think of who else we've had we've had like oh i guess i mean i mean like i would fuck sofia with an f i would oh good one i would fuck trevor same i would but i wouldn't though but like most like like trevor's fuckable does that make sense yeah it doesn't mean we particularly have to fuck them i put hannah burner oh good one i would totally fuck hannah burner you just know it would be so good but like i wouldn't and leo skeppy oh i changed my answer to leo skeppy next topic most fuckable middle-aged person on social media okay you go first i just wanted a reason to give dave portnoy an award and in reality i love sylvana and would absolutely never fuck dave maybe you could maybe you could

make the condition that syvana is also there. Then I'd just want Silvana. Let's be honest. Yeah, same. Oh, I love Silvana. She's my favorite influencer. The reason that I needed to do this, I think, is because Dave Fortnoy heard I called him short.

Is he short? I didn't call him short. I didn't call him short. I just said, I thought you'd be taller. And he was like, humming at me on BFFs, like, Tana, like, you think I'm short. And I just wanted to give him a category. I think he's tall.

Anyway. He is. he's a normal height I just say his demeanor made me think he would give fee five oh funk he's that five oh like big giant oh oh oh okay my most fuckable middle-aged person on social media is Mike Malak I didn't even think about the ability to call jeff and mike middle-aged well mike is middle-aged jeff isn't right jeff's like 34 aren't they like 10 years apart no jeff's like 34 38 or something oh one just looks wildly well jeff just looks like a fucking kendall mike is a great answer. I'm like, TW Mike. Apparently, I did hook up with him in New York. Yeah, according to an awful man.

Wait, he doesn't even have a name. Most fuckable comedian. And that is the final category of most fuckable. I wonder if we put the same person. I feel like we would for this one. I added an extra person because I feel like I was putting your person. I put Theo Vaughn. I put Theo Vaughn, but here's the thing.

I want you to say that and, like, shoot your shot. Because I think you actually should. Like, I wouldn't if it all came down to it. It's my dream. Like, I just, if you're listening. Theo, I would be his best friend. I put Adam Sandler. Oh, so good.

I know it's so boring, but I would just, I would actually cut off all my friends. Like, I would do, like, anything. I would, too. If someone told me tomorrow that I could hang out with Adam sandler for one day and never see you again i would it would be later we had a good run like there's just something about him you know i love you though um yeah deal love you for the next category we decided to spice things up this category is random this category is shocking this category is spunky. There's not a real rhyme or reason to the next awards.

None at all. I was so confused by it. They're all really good. So this is the without rhyme or reason category. Starting off with best filler dissolvement. This one was oddly specific. Someone requested this on TikTok and it's just like I love a good random one. I chose Kylie Jenner only because she's the only person that I can think of off the top of my head

who dissolved their filler and looks better. Although I did run into Chloe Cher the other night and she her lips are like maybe half the size they were in New York. Oh wow. Yeah she has been looking more like. You know what she said is that she knows the canceled podcast. That's honestly everything. It's always been so cool to like hear. Because I feel like we hear this a lot or people tell us a lot.

We don't talk about it on canceled. Like mainstream celebrities watch it and will like tell someone or like tell us or whatever. But we just don't want. They would never go on. And like Chloe said she'd go on. She's lit for that. But I'm saying like there are a lot of celebrities that like we found out like watch it, but like would never go on.

Someone punked me one time and told me that like SZA tweeted us. And I believed it for like weeks. She didn't. Why do I feel like that was after the last Streamies? Like in the car? I don't know. But speaking of, can we really quickly talk about SZA and, or Justin Bieber? What would you do if you were Hailey?

Stab. Okay, me too. St hayley stab okay stab stab stab stab everyone i would put on a blindfold and like pin the tail on the donkey just spin me around and let me just start randomly stabbing okay best filler dissolving not that i don't love sisa and obviously every i love sisa and everyone knows i'm a justin bieber fan i'm just i'm not mentally stable enough for my boyfriend to be doing all that me neither and that's probably why Hailey has him. I'm going to end up with someone who's probably under the 405 right now. For my best filler dissolvement, mine was originally a toss up between Kylie and Khloe. But I decided that I think you have the best filler dissolvement.

Honestly, I do agree with that. I don't know if you guys have seen a photo of me from maybe like two years ago it was really bad news you just look gorgie I don't even really remember your like big lips oh it's crazy I mean they're still big but the next category is something we discuss a lot on cancelled most entertaining beef um I have a controversial answer for this one because i don't want anyone to think that i'm like still too excited about it but i did put down i did i don't know my honest truth and i did say tana and ashley only because i love a beef that i can watch from afar and by afar you mean on the same trip in turks and cacos yeah but i was just minding my business drinking a fucking coconut when that shit was going down.

That's fair. And I think anyone who can't see why that would be the most entertaining beef of the year for you. Yeah, it was like a movie. It was like a fun movie. No, it was like Bad Girls Club. It was hilarious.

Shout out, Jeff. My most entertaining beef was Hayley and Selena. I was just very hyper fixated on it this year. And like at one point, I did street interviews in Miami asking people Haley or Selena like I really just took it there I was enjoying all of the new developments what is so speaking of new developments did you see the newest one on TikTok Selena's TikTok no she made a TikTok to like uh it's like hello I told my wife and it's like what who is this and everyone is like oh she's she has to know what she's doing when she does that that's the thing so in my on one end I'm like but if I was her I

would do the same thing yeah so I would have been way way way crazier if I were her but because of the reaction she's gotten from everything you have to think twice about just about everything you do and there's no way she didn't think that people were gonna think that was which is shitty though but also your best life like she i feel like from what i know and see about selena gomez she's like the nicest person ever i agree so it's like there was probably no malintent behind i honestly think it's like if anything if it were deliberate it's like she's throwing shade at him not her yeah that's fair apology video. I don't have any. I have three. Okay, perfect. Can I have one?

You really don't have any? I don't have any. My favorite apology video of the year, of the past year, is a recent one. It speaks volumes about today's society and TikTok and so on and so forth. And it is the girl who was on the plane that said, that motherfucker is not real. Oh my God, I forgot about that. Someone tagged me and I think I sent it to you.

That is my favorite apology video. Did she give a reason? Like, did she say like how that happened or what she was thinking or like why he wasn't real? I think, I think she said like, essentially was just like, sorry, I was drunk and there were kids on the plane. And I said that. Oh, I wish she would have told us like where her head was at. It's crazy too, because like, to be honest, I would double down if i were her i'd be like that motherfucker wasn't real and i'm not sorry you guys are gaslighting me 100 or made up some crazy shit yeah like if you're

you know because at the end of the day no one knows anything else about you like you're a stranger like you no one has any other context to prove that what you're saying no pun is not real so why not you know i really want to have her on canceled i've been trying i'm to the point now where i had my like management go try to reach out to her because i've been reaching out and it's not working like i need her on canceled shoot i just want to know what it was the next she did ayahuasca the next two are colleen ballinger can we say best or is that just like most hilarious? Yeah, and by best, I mean like car crash I couldn't look away from.

So, I mean, car crashes aren't good. Like no one's like best car crash. I have one. But like the uke, the uke of it all. I will remember it. I will tell my kids about the uke. What's number three? I really appreciated iDubbbz apologizing to me. Oh. What's number three? I really appreciated iDubbbz.

Oh, that is a good one. Slay iDubbbz. We were going to have them on and then it just never happened. But I don't know. Probably for the best. What the people. I don't know if that's what the people want. I can't keep my foot from going to sleep.

The next one is just a hilarious category and I love it. Best summer Instagram flex. And to elaborate on this i mean i feel like this year on instagram has been more than ever like everyone is flexing like look where i am look where i'm traveling to like look do you know what i mean like normally it's like my feet is just like bikini pics and now it's like everyone's in europe everyone's in mykinos everyone's in you know what i mean and i just i really wanted to give an award to who i think took it there the most everyone's trying but who took it there i have a good one so do i what's yours suede brooks you stole mine she

really just did it bro she really just did it crazy suede just like casually on a fucking 300 foot yacht with drake and i think that it was very cool that her summer instagram flex left her own hands she said i'm gonna let daily mail yeah she didn't have to do shit i love when we see people we know personally like when i find things out about them then i'm like wait huh i've known suede since she was in middle school i've seen her grow up before my eyes and seeing her on the cover of daily mail on a yacht with drake and it wasn't try hard it was no makeup you did know the paparazzi were there like you were actually just roaming this yacht like in your hoodie with drake just like checking it out she is inspirational

and then everything that obviously would not be best summer instagram flex i think she really took it there on instagram as well she went a million places she did a million things she was that girl that that bitch. It kills me. And I love to see it. That's funny. Me like sitting up straighter because I just, that's. Right, I didn't know.

That's what I think of Suede. I think she's just so c***. I think it's funny that we both said Suede Brooks. Funniest scandal. So this was a scandal that was funny. You just like that. This was just a scandal that like it was just like

I can't believe this is happening and it's hilarious. I feel like mine might be obvious. Mine was Michaela's mascara gate. That's so funny because mine was Michaela's accent. Sorry, Michaela. I think it's just

I love a scandal that isn't a real scandal. Like get the fuck over it. 100%. Eyelashes. 100%. But like, who cares if she has a fake New York accent? Who cares if she played it up?

I would too for that bag. I would be on here tomorrow. Everything about it is just hilarious. Like, she didn't do anything wrong. If I knew that it would increase my bag to be on here tomorrow and talking in a Scottish accent,oslovakian I would you know what I mean what give us a Czech Czechoslovakian accent really quick you get canceled for being offensive I don't isn't Czech very much like

oh it's giving me a John Marianak Mariana moving on to messiest breakup i mean i'm gonna go with mine go with yours it was pretty messy what was it oh your own mine your own mine my own breakup i can't imagine a messier breakup than that speaking of fake accent shit we really We really did that on second thought. Maybe you shouldn't fake an accent. Nobody. That's fair. I fully, fully agree. I just didn't think to put you. For me, the one that I really can't stop obsessing over developments of is Ariana Grande.

Ex-realtor. Ex-spongeBob. Oh, such a good answer. Ariana Grande. Ex-realtor. Ex-spongeBob. Ex-baby. Ex-whatever the fuck else. else spongebob being like an

actual like important detail is crazy i also put harry jowsey in georgia but i just like yeah but poor georgia give her a rest she's busy yeah georgia's a queen and i just don't want to be in the middle of that i love harry as well i just that was one of those like breakups where i'm like they're both my friend and even if i think someone's wrong or you know i'm just trying to stay out of it because usually i'm the wrong one so i'm trying to have empathy best facetune fail i have mine i'm airdropping it to aaron oh shit i didn't i didn't have a specific instance you don't have a specific instance i wrote lila literally every single time i'm a second but i've been way better lately i actually have been meaning to

announce this on canceled my new thing is minimal facetune and lying i swear to god though like face app all of it i've really dialed minimal is crazy you could say less than usual minimal is like pushing it i really just i will say lila will straight up give somebody scoliosis behind her i really am just proud of myself my favorite face tune fail erin i'm gonna send you two photos because you're gonna have to zoom in and i don't know how is it a dick it's not oh brooke you're not gonna to talk about the best Facetune fail being an actual literal man Facetuning his penis. You guys are so right.

There was a man who sent me a dick pic and Facetuned it. I wish I could show the canceled audience the photo. It's a great photo, to be honest. And he's so famous, so it's so funny. Insane. My favorite Facetune fail of the year is that of none other than Britney Spears. And when you Zoom, you can see that the horizon of the year is that of none other than britney spears and when you zoom you can see

that the horizon of the ocean has been detrimentally warped and as someone who has done this a lot i have i have changed the patterns of the ocean okay far and few times i feel seen. I feel heard. And I think about it all the time. I changed my answer. Yesterday, only 24 hours ago, I sent Tana a photo of us together, okay? That I had already given a good silk to on FaceApp. Which I didn't know. And I didn't touch her yet. But I sent it to Tana and she posted it with the caption,

This is unedited. We are just perfect. And just like that photo of Brittany, the horizon is warped completely. I thought that you were just gorgy. No. And all I did for the record was like reduce my hairline by like literally a millimeter. Okay. Notice the bend of the ocean.

That is not. Brooke! That is. That's so embarrassing for me but oh my god brooke you pulled a britney it's so it's just i didn't tell you to say that it was unedited you did that on your own accord can i say something i've completely let go of reddit like i just started seeing so much that was like so untrue and it was like really affecting my like mental state to like want to come on here and like defend myself on so much untrue we're gonna get to that in a category and obviously there's true as well i am not

saying there's not it's just people really dissecting every little fucking thing and at the end of the day i've always lived my life this way and like you gotta live and you gotta learn and you can't let all these untrue or true opinions or amazing opinions or horrible opinions affect your mental state so i decided like recently like i'm just done i'm deleting the app i don't care i'm done so now in my breakup of the year me and reddit so now it's funny because in my head it just doesn't exist and like knowing that there's literally a reddit thread about that photo like when someone tells me i like literally forget i'm like no that's not real it's hilarious i'm also off reddit i'm really proud of you let's take it a little lighter that was hilarious best air one smoothie okay this is this is hard we just put this in here so there was something we wouldn't get canceled for

i stand behind my choice very much so i used to love the hayley bieber one but nothing and i mean nothing is better than the frankie's bikinis orange mango dream or whatever it is it never had it so fucking good it's like turmeric though or some weird shit no it is so much better than the strawberry glaze tried it minus hayley beaver me too i want to talk about something really quickly though the strawberry makeup all of that those like little um when someone gets a hair color and they're like this is cookie butter coconut uh milk chocolate cinnabon hair color like blueberry milk nails it makes me fucking sick why because it's like call it brown it's fucking brown hair i love that i didn't know that about you i don't know

it's really been upsetting me lately best ozempic glow up should this be a category no how about we just bleep their name but we see if we say the same one right now just and it'll be fun for us and it's like no one else cares but it's like our little inside joke one two three oh that wasn't fun we said two different people sound off in the comments below who you think has had an ozempic glow up favorite famous kid you go first malibu barbie oh such a good one i met her the other day people. Sound off in the comments below who you think has had an ozempic glow up. Favorite famous kid? You go first. Malibu Barbie. Oh such a good one. I met her the other day and I can never look back. I decided that this to me was going to be favorite small individual. Do you mean like little people well i chose hasbulla and i know he's not a kid i know he's not a kid and he's an adult but i love him he's so funny he's 21 he's so funny

i know imagine hasbulla sipping a dirty martini he doesn't drink it's against his religion i know that but but i just like i wanted to answer like i love him so much that i needed for to fit him into a category and there was really nothing else i'm crying i'm gonna throw up i'm wearing a waist trainer and i'm about to bargain puke waist trainer is crazy she's wearing four skims that's the same thing four we have most embarrassing influencer who embarrassed themselves the most in the past year. I'm going to go with you. It's so real.

You're so real. This one actually involves me. So my answer. So I feel a lot of embarrassment, really. I'm going to say FouseyTube. Oh, that was. Yeah, that was tough. FouseyTube.

I actually don't know what happened. He just gives me embarrassing vibes. Or can we say Dylany Tube. Oh, that was, yeah, that was tough. Fousey Tube. I actually don't know what happened. He just gives me embarrassing vibes. Or, can we say Dylan Danis? Oh, wow. Pretty embarrassing. I'm staying with Fousey Tube. He swatted himself the other day. That was really embarrassing.

I will write a lot of it off as mental illness, which is obviously something that you have to feel empathy for. So you know how he sent me that voice memo where he was like hey i'm sorry i sexually assaulted you he actually didn't even say i'm sorry but he said he won't happen again i won't sexually assault you like last time i played that on jeff fm and i thought i had like the breaking but come to find out he did that live on twitch like sent the voice memo so it was already out there i just didn't know that you know what i mean? Huh. Anyway.

Yeah. We deemed it quite necessary to have at least one award where we awarded something to each other. Where we chose something for each other. One of the top requests from all of the people chiming in on what they wanted the awards to be were to have us name each other's worst situationship. Not even relationship, which is crazy. Everyone wanted to know. I haven't really had very many situationships though this year i've had like two yeah that's fair and i liked

them both kind of i'm actually going to change my answer in the last minute i don't know if you've ever mentioned him by name is the problem i have okay if i think if we're saying the same one in the nicest way possible and this is not personal to him except for that it completely is um i'm just kidding mine was damien only because i think he made the least sense for you i think i would rather be with like a face tattooed individual yeah then a golden retriever man again it's just the nice guys thing. Like, it's my own mental illness. And I like a nice guy, but you've got to have a little grit. Nothing gritty. Too nice does scare me.

Like, you can be nice and, like, do chivalrous gestures, but if at all times, like, imagine I'm just sitting here right now and I'm like, Brooke, you're so pretty. I wish you were. I originally was going to say Clinton Kane and kind of make a joke about, like, the era where you were still talking to him after your breakup. That was hard. However, I am going to go with your most recent situation.

Yeah. The man who worked next door. He needs a good name. No, he doesn't. He literally doesn't even get a name. Yeah, that's actually so fair. And I'm excited for when I meet him because I think I'm going to tell him this to his face. I don't think.

Well, yeah. rest in peace most controversial canceled podcast story i mean this one's pretty recent is it the wine tour story i regret my part in it you are actually the reason for all of the major headlines yeah it. It says that I said what you said. I know. And I did say it, but everyone knows I didn't mean it. I think that we talked about this on a previous episode, but I feel like our core viewership completely understands our sense of humor

and the way that we talk. And like, especially when it comes down to like my story times, like I've always told stories in a way where it's like oh my god I'm dramatic about saying how I hate someone you know and in our personal lives and on the podcast we're always saying like I just wanted to fucking kill myself or I just I want that person dead I want this whatever blah blah blah and our audience knows that it's completely satire and like exaggerative yeah the problem is when it something does go worldwide and it leaves our core audience and people can take one sentence like that out of context and put it in like a text article you know yeah because then there's

so much of the world perceiving that we said something in a way that we completely didn't um which sucks I am very torn on this story I think I learned people have been asking for me to address it so I'm just gonna do it right now during the canceled awards I think I learned during the first annual canceled awards I think I learned and I thought I'd gotten a lot better at this but I think I learned a lot about maybe creating more protective aliases in the future and not being a fucking idiot just in general but at the same time I use this podcast to tell stories from my personal life and I always will and I do equate telling that story to me leaving a bad yelp review like I stand by what I said yeah I think that she didn't have to send

that text afterwards saying awful things about me and what I do for a living. She could have just left me with my headphones in walking. She shouldn't have booked the wrong tour for us and then told us when we arrived if we're paying for it and been upset that we were upset that it wasn't what we paid for. What I will say about that is I get your comparison to making a Yelp review. But the power dynamic does factor. It's the weaponized audience that like, I know you don't mean for it to be that way.

And this is a good opportunity maybe to say that like when we speak about somebody like that or like when we tell a story of something bad that happened to us. If you love this podcast. Our goal is never, ever, ever for you guys to go find them and harass them. I also think it is like if you love this podcast and you love that we tell stories like this, no matter how passionately you feel about a member of the story, going to find them and leaving them hate only will prevent us from telling more stories like that in the future.

Because I completely understand that people feel passionate. Like go be nosy. Go look them up. But I'm all for that that's my thing like even the guys we talk about and stuff if you want to on your own time like do the research find out who it is and then just zip it go for it you're a dream viewer like we we love that you're in on the combo I would do that but it's then it's then I just don't condone harassment or hate yeah like I'm a mean person or sharing it online like who it is like that's

what we don't like and I completely understand that that's at the end of the day still on us we were just you know that's a helpful tip and we would love it if you guys we're learning along with you I know it's a worldwide scandal when adults bring it up to me like the head of my security is like 58 and he texted me about it like Amari's parents texted me about it Chris's stepdad like made a joke like and I was like damn like I did not think this would like like when it's reaching like adults news apps and adults in my life bring it up that's when it's like oh my god I did not mean for this like that's when you realize yeah I yeah anyways I feel like something that we just touched on is a canceled story causing the most trouble in our personal lives, which happens a lot.

And I think there should be an award for that. I had more experience with that in our first season of the podcast because I wasn't as good at concealing identities. Now I don't encounter it as much, although... I encounter it every day. I have had some situations where my take on your situations come back to bite me. For example, when one of your exes... Cussed you out and yelled at you as a grown-ass man the other night. Okay.

Cussed me out as pushing it. He was like... He gave me very much... He gave me like a lecture. Lila's exact words from watching it were that it was aggressive. And that makes me so mad. It was just I never saw that side of him. And he just got, he was very, very angry.

And it like, it gave like parents being disappointed in you. And this is on parents because he's geriatric. No, no, no. He just was like. I'm so mad about this situation that I'm trying to choose my words carefully. And I was actually going to save it for the next podcast because I could go on for an hour. Yeah. I almost feel like I'm scared to even say it because it's like, what am I doing?

I put it exactly what I put. Cause the most trouble in my personal life was a toss up for me between Turks and mods on that whole episode. I was talking about things that were actually very painful for me. So then when it you have to deal with it after it. Yeah. You know what I mean? I think it's one thing if someone's mad at me and I don't give a fuck but like you know what I mean like that was just like a whole painful

sitch for me but I think at the end of the day him it's it's funny because it this happened at an IMG event the other night and you and Brianna chicken fry went and you guys were like come with me come with me and I was like I don't want to go because I know that I think my ex is going to be there and I don't want to have an altercation in the middle of a party. I was like, no, it's such a big party. You won't even see him. And then you went and I feel like, in my opinion, he misplaced his anger at me onto you. It was like, he just was so, like, the way he was talking to me

was very much like I also thought you were better than this and you fell into it just like everybody else. So you drank the Kool-Aid. Yeah, I drank the Kool-Aid. I'm I'm no better than anybody who ruins people's lives on the Internet. And it's like I think that the truth of it all, like like having a little bit of truth is what made me like feel like shit. I was like, you are the one who

always says that Taylor Swift says if you don't want a bad song written about you don't do something bad I know and I always I kept telling him I was like I feel like I've always spoken really highly of you I play devil's advocate but to like I can only do that so much I at the end of the day you're my best friend you're sitting across from me and you're telling me how you feel I'm not going to defend him and also you have always played devil's advocate for him like if he does something that isn't wrong you are going to be the first to say it that's why I think it's so unfair to say like you're just no like you actually did something wrong and you've never taken accountability in your entire fucking life and that's like why it's so upsetting and it's like I spent Ty and I added up the amount of time I spent writing back my text

to him like when he sent me the novel text in Europe, I spent 10 hours, like an hour a day for 10 days writing my response, writing out a timeline. I put dates in my text. Like I was like, if you're going to gaslight me into saying things aren't true, I'm going to find the date,

the photo, what happened and bring in, what's the word? Receipts. Like witnesses. Like, you know what I mean? Like I'm going to say this person saw this, this person said this. I did all you know what I mean like I'm gonna say this

person saw this this person said this I did all that and I can still sit back and say as wrong as I am in life usually when I date people or try to date people or whatever I didn't do anything in that situation to deserve the way I was treated and slighted and then the same day weirdly the same day that he was yelling at you that night, like, how could you podcast about this? Whatever. I wake up to my first ever, ever. Hey, girly DM ever. I've never had someone like really.

Hey, girly me like this for the most part. Like when Brad Sousa cheated on me, I found out. And then people I found out about like three people. And then like two more people came forward and whatever. Yeah. And like, not that I haven't been cheated on, but even just like in other eras, like girls just wouldn't tell me cause they wanted my man or whatever. I never, whatever.

I have this girl send me a TikTok of me talking about the Maud's son situation. And in the OG TikTok, I said like, he was coming at me like, how could you post a TikTok with another guy? Like, I want to be with you. Like blah, blah, blah. That was kind of like what he was saying in his text to me. And all of my, all of his texts to me was like, you were so shitty. Like I just wanted to be with you. You blah that was kind of like what he was saying in his text to me and all of my all of his text to me was like you were so shitty like I just wanted to be with you you know what I mean she told me the entire time him and I were talking that he was messaging her the same shit like I

want to be with you I want to date you I want to whatever and she's like an esteemed like singer like he was like completely like can you tell how upset I like actually that's crazy so to like double down on finding out that everything he said to me was just cap what a bummer and then he's gonna yell at you like you're a bad person like how about the other person you were trying to date the entire time you were trying to date me yeah and if you have a problem with me take it up with me i'm scared like and my final if you have a problem with me take it up with me i would do it live come defend yourself live sit right here i don't whatever and i do just want to say for the final time this has nothing to do

with sahara ray i think she is a haughty cutie sweetie favorite new influencer oh i feel so strongly about my answer i feel like we're gonna say the same thing one two three octopus lover yes so yes octopus lover jake shane god love him i think he deserves everything that is coming for him i think that he is my he's the funniest tiktoker absolutely ever i could watch every i do watch every single one of his videos trisha paytas and i she let me do a role play video with her the other day how she always does where she's pretending to serve the customer a drink and he duetted it and i freaked out he's so cute i love him least favorite influencer dylan dennis only because he came at me all crazy for posting our texts last week but i'm like you tried to make the whole internet think that i was

pursuing you more yeah actively pursuing you and i had a gaping asshole for you okay that's so so i'm just gonna go ahead and say you're my least favorite influencer and that you are talking directly to him is so funny i should have just done that a whole nonsense shit like so i'm just gonna go ahead and say you're my least favorite influencer and that you are talking directly to him is so funny i should have just done that whole nonsense shit like that i'm gonna say some vlog squad adjacents some vlog squad okay you're not gonna give the details of who you're speaking of no okay some are okay like like jason ash can live zayn hajazi can live love zayn and natalina can live taylor can live most of them can live actually i'm just literally thinking of one person anyways best canceled guest one two wait do you think we have the same answer or no no trisha trisha is i like i just felt like it was so fresh

and so new and we've had her before and like i don't know if it even has anything to do with the episode it's like my i guess what was most exciting to me because I'm so obsessed with her that's true she I'll give it a tie because I would say Trisha and Whitney Cummings are my favorite episodes oh my god I should have said that Whitney Cummings was my favorite episode she's my childhood hero and my idol and it was just such a great day most embarrassing moment I went with one that happened on canceled I don't know if you did that I did too you want me to go first you go first I'm gonna go with the time that I overdrew my account like literally with one that happened on canceled. I don't know if you did that. I did too. You want me to go first or you go first? I'm going to go with the time that I overdrew my account, like literally with $1 a day.

I never even thought, cause it's your story. So it's like, you know what I mean? Like I've never felt embarrassment from that. Like that is like, it's not embarrassed. Like it's,

it's most embarrassing that it's the most viral canceled moment probably ever. And every single person who's ever, the tens of millions of people who have seen it know that I overdrafted my account at this, at the age of 26. You win for sure. Mine is tampon gate, tampon on the beach. I could have lived without telling that story to the internet. Best TikToker turned boxer that you've hung out

with a lot that doesn't claim you as a friend just kidding the category is best mutual do you even really need to say your best mutual well i'm not gonna say bryce i'm gonna say an actual mutual okay so was i i made my mutual somebody who i actually have never had any personal conversations with, but is an actual mutual as in somebody who shares friends with me, shares generally the same space as us. And I put Dave Portnoy. That to me is a mutual. Somebody who I have that little of a relationship with that I,

he is not a friend. He is a mutual. I love that you put Dave Portnoy. I thought you were going to say octopus lover almost was mine. he's our friend yeah he's literally my friend yeah it's like i've never had a phone call with octopus lover i have never had a one-on-one hangout but he is my friend okay just like you yeah and we've had like to bryce one and that's still so different let me remind you bryce came to our friends giving it was not mutuals giving it was friends giving and then he got in a fight at friends giving he did get in a fistfight at

friends giving that is friends giving that's one of the things I didn't touch on I only invited my friends to my friends giving and eventually at the end of the night we we made one tiktok but that's because Lil Xan randomly showed up because Chris was there Chris was my friend and Chris invited Xan Xan's also my friend but I was saying i wanted a tiktok with chris zan and bryce hall that's fucking hilarious at no point was friends giving for content or did i invite bryce for content or did we even make content for like six hours you know what i mean and he did get in a fistfight i've been seeing all these edits it's so funny because i've like touched on on jeff fm i tried to like reference all these moments to bryce where I thought we were friends.

But I forgot so many of them obviously because there were so many. I keep getting tagged in all these edits with so many likes and views of like different stuff. Like today I just saw one of us like talking about us like crying together. Like the last, like it was, I asked Bryce the last time he cried and it was like with me. And I was like, damn, like mutuals cry together. My best mutual, I'm going to say, someone i've met in person and stuff but i'm gonna say chris olsen oh i love him chris olsen made a tiktok defending me toward the mutual situation like a day ago and i just wasn't expecting that because chris olsen like is very brand safe

the coffee and the megan trainer and the chris jenner of it all like for him to jump in is like for him to jump in and like have my back and love me and text me about it and stuff was really cute. We should take him to dinner and make him bring Megan because she's my favorite celebrity. And the baby. And that little baby. Oh my God.

That's my favorite celebrity child. Best drunk moment on Canceled. Or best drunk moment of our friend group. Whatever. I don't know what you did. Say it with your chest. Ashley off the dock. Say it with your chest. I'm saying everything with my chest in this episode ashley off the dock was up there but my end all be all ashley is totally fine she is fine i we like her okay

it's not that it's just that was hilarious i love her people like don't know that we're just like completely cool yeah like i posted a tiktok with youtube the other night and they were like, she's back. And I was like, what do you mean back? Like she never left. I ended on my end all be all being Amari puking on Ty. And we only barely touched on it on Canceled, but. That was my next answer. Projectile vomiting on your.

Friends. Friends. And or ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend. That's where I was getting at. Like imagine I just projectile vomited all over Chris Miles like that. I would like. I'd love it. Cra spread about you I haven't had a lot of rumors spread about me except for the like everyone's saying I was on ozumpe it's such a compliment though it

was though I was loving it I was like oh you think so do you feel like you saying that and you being aware of that derives from reddit because mine also derives from yeah mine came from reddit mine's also from reddit there was a huge reddit thread of me in your vlog we were leaving the whitney cummings podcast in broad daylight and i had like dry skin something i don't know what it was like in my nose and everyone was dead convinced it was cocaine i remember the moment so specifically because we were crossing the street to pink taco and page literally grabbed it off your nose and like it was like a flake of skin and everyone was like they're so reckless they're doing blow in the middle of the day and left it in the would we leave it in the vlog no and honestly just so

beyond that i don't do coke in the daytime that's weird like not that i do coke i'm just saying whitney cummings like the pregnant whitney cummings we just got her gender reveal imagine we're like hold on let me rack up a line that's the thing like friends giving did i think that's what they say i don't do coke it's gonna make a horrible joke let's just you know there we go every award show has the one award that's like the innovator award or like it's like special in comparison to all of the other awards like i know the vmas has one and it was like j-lo recently i don't remember what it's called, but it's like different than every other award. And this award is the Boomerang Award. Would you like to explain what the Boomerang Award is? The Boomerang Award goes to the person

that you went back to the most. I have to give this award to the worst ex that I've ever had, Clinton. But only because I really was trying to go back to that for so long. He was not even successfully, which is so embarrassing. but it's important to admit when you're mentally ill I mean obviously we all know that my boomerang will forever go to Chris Miles oh I feel like even if I married someone else he'd like come to the wedding no he wouldn't I'll pray for whoever

that is favorite travel story told on cancel I don't know if we told this story on cancel but my favorite like funny thing when we were traveling i think was isabella bringing the dj home from the club and him just becoming one with the people in turks it is incredible like it was my favorite thing like we he was so fun he just fit right into the friend group he stayed for dinner like it was just so fun i i 110 and then the next day as well mine is coffee bean girl oh i don't know that experience was one of a kind and i loved it and i loved her i think that a lot of people loved her too and i feel like we kind of made her sound bad yeah people will come up to me now i'm like i don't want to be like coffee bean girl but can

i take a photo and i'm like i i feel like the public perception is that it was like so annoying to us and it was more just so funny perception is that it was like so annoying to us and it was more just so funny we thought it was funny like so far i hope we didn't hurt her feeling and it's like we were just trying to pay homage to the fact that the majority of our fans are feral like on tour i probably met a hundred people that i would say possessed the same energy as coffee bean girl we loved every single one like just wild crazy like like us like how i'd be you know like when i was younger i agree funniest fight i'm gonna go with you taking your tampon out mid brawl it's gotta be so funny if you aren't me like i like i completely understand how it's chop chop

and meanwhile me and ari were just chilling with the dj he was showing the dj was like she was showing us sweet photos of his sweet four-year-old daughter. Meanwhile, you were just fucking. It was crazy. I found a lot of comedy in Becca Moore bailing on one of your meetings because there was a cockroach in her room. Funny story, but it's getting tired. Like, give the girl a rest.

I hope she's doing well. At some point in my life, I honest to God have to pay homage to her and bail on someone and say it's because there was a bug. Although, I don't know, Grace O'Malley just had cockroaches and it was really traumatizing for her. So maybe it was a bigger deal than we thought. Having lots of cockroaches is traumatizing. Accrediting it to one bug is hilarious.

Honestly, really funny. Like, streamies, I can't come. I'm really sorry. There wasies, I can't come. I'm really sorry. There was just like a big spider upstairs. Sorry. Okay. Anyways. Favorite canceled character.

Examples could be Pool Boy. Example could be He Left Me at the Red Rock. Mr. Flaky Flake. We've really created a lot of characters and we definitely should have created one for the wine tour. I'm going to go with, I think, Marianne. Marianne's my favorite. Mine's Marianne.

Aw. Marianne is my favorite canceled character by far. I love her. I was going to say something insane, but I really do. I just, I love the Marianne story. It was one of the most iconic canceled moments in stories, and she's one of our only characters, I feel like, that are just so sweet and perfect she is you know we love her best group chat fight this this could be an award that necessarily isn't something we talked about on

cancelled though it isn't but it's so funny and i wish we had the actual text to show but i think you know what i'm gonna say natalie after the turks and cacos trip natalie like literally spent probably two days of her time writing out a full-blown like short story about how everything went down the script recap was the energy i think she like was gonna send it to her sister but then thought like oh i should send it to the group chat as well like because it's funny didn't realize two of the major featured characters were still in the group chat Paige imitates Natalie all the time like she's just a ride or die if she is so if she like rides for you and you're mad at someone she's gonna be maybe more mad and take it to an outlandish extent

she sent a text clowning a lot of the people that were major catalysts in this argument and we had a group chat that was for the funny non-mad people or non-wrong i i don't even know how to say it but natalie just ended up sending the text about a bunch of people to the people in the group chat it was hysterical i wish we had the text one and it was also armageddon podcast but it's it's honestly irreparable i Natalie can never fully come back from that I think and I understand ever it's gonna take years my secondary one was Nacho Gate when Lila made nachos and everyone like I still stand by Lila I'm just saying to be taken to the group chat like to have an in-person fight about nachos and then take it to the group chat and then be like text fighting over nachos we still bring

up Nacho Gate once a week. Absolutely. Nacho Gate was everything. Favorite song written about the other co-host? Here's an example of a time I hype up Mod Sun. Okay. Karma's a banger and I love that song. It's so good.

Couldn't just say like anything else. None of the other songs about you are good. I like Trigger Warning. No. My favorite has nothing to actually do with the musical composure of the song but more so just the title i i find it hilarious because there's so many mean songs written about me but i guess stupid fucking bitch is borderline as mean of a title go fuck yourself by clinton kane while we were actively dating. Go fuck yourself.

I know. And like so good. Like wow. Like go fuck yourself. Honestly, I hope he releases it. Oh, I thought it was out. I thought it was a release song. It's not.

Oh, I did not know that. I would have chosen a different song. I don't think he has released anything about me. Ending that on a musical note. We are on to the third category of the cancelled podcast awards. Sometimes the internet takes us by storm. Something pops up on For You or trends on Twitter, or we hear word through the grapevine of things that have our jaws on the floor.

This next category is most surprising. In this category, we have so many things that shocked us, the house down boots, Houston, I'm deceased. And I think we start off with a great one. Most surprising couple. All right. I feel like a lot of the couples I saw surface lately have been very shocking to me.

I agree. Although I would say my favorite of them all is Miss Brianna Chicken fry and zach bryan they are such a surprising but amazing couple sincerely like i i ship i stand i think in the past year if i had to say the couple that surprised me the most avril lavigne and taiga i plead the fifth secondary would be stassi baby and jayaden Hosler really shocking but it makes a good shocking to me good shocking as well Brianna and Zach good shocking Jaden and Stass good shocking most surprising scandal that was swept under the rug this is a scandal that we personally felt like

people would freak out about more and it should have been a huge deal but unfortunately wasn't what's yours mine is when the island boys started hooking up with each other publicly we haven't talked about that on canceled we have but what the fuck i think it's kind of crazy that the word twin and incest can be made into the word twin cest that's cool i have we have talked about this on cancel i really didn't think we have we have briefly um why the fuck are they doing that i would do like most things for money i'm not how much money can you really make from hooking up with your twin 10 years from now they're going to do heroin or need a psych ward. Like it's like, oh my God, we're making all this money.

We're eating so much clout. Like they're in a manic state. But eventually, like I would bet my life on it. They will be old enough and have grown enough that it's like, why would we do that? I want to die. I really think we just need to emphasize like the concept of a digital footprint and like the fact that like they will never be able to escape

from the fact that you hooked up with your twin. like i know we kind of struggle with the digital footprint thing i'm changing my answer to that 100 my answer was way too controversial and someone i just don't want beef with so i'm going with that most surprising breakup you go first i have two anna paul and glenn oh i should have put that that was horrible i feel like if i looked at all couples that have blown up as couples or on social media or have dated or whatever i would have put that. That was horrible. I feel like if I looked at all couples that have blown up as couples or on social media or have dated or whatever, I would have put them as like they're never breaking up. What I really hope comes from that is that they spend their time like getting to know themselves separately and then find their way back to each other.

I feel like it's really common in relationships when you've been together and you're the only like that was they've been together since they were like 13. But them saying that their reasoning is like we just want to live and be young we never got to in my opinion insinuates like we want to hook up with other people and in my opinion well yeah they've never tried it imagine you but if you want to hook up with someone else it's not your person no that's not true it's like you you don't want to marry somebody knowing that you've never even tried being with somebody else i just don't agree i don't know and i love agree i don't know i don't have much evidence to back that up i just don't none you're a cheater yeah no i'm not i have

cheated but we've discussed that i do not i'm not a cheater cheater means i just cheat cheater of the year we should have done cheater of the year i also was gonna say tar yummy and jake webber i put them also up there what they'd be together forever and that one kind of shocked me recently i put uh jesse rutherford and billy eilish only because she made such a point of um publicizing like how in love they were so then when they broke up i was like oh but i love her so much and i hope that she's happy it's really hard when you like i've done that like died on the hill of a relationship and then then we break up and it's like, oh, it's got to be embarrassing. Just because people were so against it. But I also feel like Billie Eilish is the type of person to like raw dog that emotion

and not even be embarrassed. Yeah. Like she's a savage. She doesn't give a fuck. She's an icon. Oh God, I love her. Like, and I feel like her mindset was probably like, and you would do it too. Yeah.

Like, and I understand that completely because it's like, I would do it too i my childhood i don't want it to date me i'm doing it i also feel very confident that she would have been the one to end that relationship most surprising bag this award goes to someone who did the most surprising things for money like i was shocked they made money at that or you could borderline say Island Boys Kissing could even fall under that category even if it's a negative thing I don't know Pinky Doll was mine oh that's a good one the NPC trend but Island Boys Kissing could also just be a surprise that's a surprising bag I'll bring it back to Island Boys Kissing most surprising friendship not that it's surprising but it just like I love it Jake and sophia richie i think that's like such a fun like combo he posted me on his story the other day and like all i could think about was like

what if sophia richie sees this how embarrassing like i'm in a starbucks visor i loved it like that's embarrassing um mine was kylie jenner and jordan woods seeing them rekindle love to see them back together it was everything that is the end of the most surprising category and it brings us to our final category we have we've dove in to surprises and relationships and embarrassment and topics and stories and who is the most fuckable but when it all comes down to it what the canceled awards is here to encompass are the things that have happened this year slayed that so this category is exactly that this category is this year and this brings us to blank of the year blank of the year god you're so good at this scumbag of the year they were scummy they were dirty they were grimy they did not give a rat's ass and we were disgusted okay

whoa okay if i knew you were gonna go that hard i might have changed my answer but i did put bryce hall oh wow i liked bryce hall i thought he was my second hand friend but apparently he was my second hand mutual and I think that that was scummy mine was Colleen Ballinger okay fine Colleen's a little worse than Bryce Colleen is definitely worse than Bryce Colleen Ballinger for obvious reasons I think that seeing Trisha recently just she's so sweet and it's like protect her at all costs and knowing someone did that to her really reignited my fire I think I was always angry at Colleen but actually seeing Trisha and just seeing

how little she trusts everyone and like how apprehensive she is to even like actually make a friend is sad and for a friend to do her that dirty is just yeah so she colleen ballinger is my scumbag of the year this person was drunk they were too drunk maybe maybe. This person was taking shots and taking names. This category is blackout of the year. I gave mine to a very obvious choice. Oh, would you say we said the same thing? I mean, if we're thinking biggest blackout, I think we would have to have said the same thing.

One, two, three. Amari. Wow. The proof is in the pudding. I would say if I could go influencers I would borderline go myself I would secondarily go maybe like Brianna Chicken Fry

Or something like that But you know She keeps it together though The point of Like the The important thing with her Is the composure Yeah

Although she will fall down a mountain She like She's still herself She has her wits about her Yeah and I definitely don't Whereas Amari goes absent i would go second you know i i'm not this is not hypocrisy here i black out i'm insane um mari took that cake and i don't want to shit on him any further but he was my blackout of the year the rest of these categories have been a bit dismal have been a bit negative some might say um and i think it's important to also shine light on people that do good in this world and by do good i even mean do

better than us a lot better this category sparked a positive thought in our head and this is most inspiring influencer of the year mine is addison rede because I'm laughing because we have such different answers well I was most inspired by Addison Rae I love the way that she went from like literally just like shaking her ass on TikTok to being like a like Addison Rae is a celebrity I agree and she's slaying and she's in a quiet happy relationship with a a very successful man. And she's just living her quiet little life. And then randomly she'll just release an album and she's a pop star. My most inspiring influencer of the year. I don't even know if you know who this is, but is Mama Tot on TikTok.

Okay. I love Mama Tot. Is it something that's going to make me feel shitty about myself for saying Addison Rae? Maybe. Maybe I just interpreted the question. She's that cute little Southern woman and she'll come and she'll sit down and she's like hey baby like how's your day and she like talks to you. Oh love. But her son passed away this year and she used so much of her platform to still spread so much light to other people while she was going through what is the darkest

time of her life and she's just so loving and kind and awesome and I think she brings a lot of love and kindness to other people and okay then I I do change my answer to her I love you Addison this one is a bit more self-centered towards the two of us but we have a beautiful big chaotic friend group of 12 people who are a big part of this podcast and the stories that we tell. It is so funny that he just walked in. This next category is favorite friend of the year. I'm changing my answer right here on the spot.

Why do you have to type it? That is such a good point, Erin. It is so funny. My friend of the year, out of everyone in the friend group, the most consistently top of the year out of everyone in the friend group the most consistently like like top of the pyramid for me has been Natalie I I understand completely Natalie and she I like I feel like she doesn't get enough credit for how funny she is and she's so funny but her funny is different like we're laughing at her a little but like in a good way but yeah like I would never

want it to go away ever now I agree Natalie is very consistent you don't fight with her i think that's an important thing that's that's kind of how i i dialed in my answer as well as like who did i like just fight with the least and in the past year i feel like i have out of our entire friend group i have grown far closer to this person and i just i love them and my friend of the year is in the room with us. My friend of the year is Ty Collins. Oh! Stop throwing up on people! I thought, like, that shit kind of hurted.

The next category is someone who is not afraid to make ends meet at any cost. The next category is someone who would probably rebuttal this nomination. Wait, after the fight we had yesterday, this is hilarious. The next category is Scammer of the Year. This one's like lighthearted, funny, haha. And for the record, Lila was second best friend and I chose Lila obviously for scammer of the year she really yelled at me yesterday for bringing up

the discrepancies of her personal life on this podcast even though she sits down and does it herself and I am still a little annoyed at because I think it was hypocritical she yelled at us yesterday for calling her a scammer and today we're awarding her scammer of the year if she was actually a horrible person she's not scamming her fans which is a common misconception anymore anyway i think it's silly little things like it's really really silly yeah like like stealing from walmart or like yeah stealing from a corporation or yeah i could see her buying a concert ticket and reselling it for a little more than she bought it for. Second best scammer of the year is Fawn. The next person doesn't have a sense of reality. They're not afraid to warp a wall.

On their worst day, they are not afraid to make it look like it was their best day. And this award goes to Face Tuner of the Year. Bad, bad row of awards because I'm going to give this one to lila as well i'm giving it to myself i wanted to give it to you but i don't want to bully you but then it's like i just really went in on lila so actually i am giving it to you forget even though lila seriously makes everyone look like a fucking sim and i'm way the reason the reason i say lila is not because of what she does to herself it's what she does to others if she takes a photo with like someone's grandmother she's gonna give that grandma like a full passion movie silk to npc special by the end she's gonna look like she's 16 so it's

like like why like why are you editing me so extremely it's it's offensive i've actually seen lila get into like several arguments with people where they're like why did you post it like i wanted to post this photo and you made me look like a sim on your shit and now like what the fuck like and people she's not even close with I'm not even talking about immediate strangers I saw her do it to Barbie Ferreira she edited Barbie so crazy that Barbie was probably like terrified that's so fucking funny okay this person was in their bag whether it was funny or not they kept the lights on and they kept the lights on in a way that we could not forget this next category goes to brand deal of the year there's some funny ones

out there you know and i i never disrespect them like if you see me tomorrow selling out for an enema you know look the other way it doesn't matter brand deal of the year for me i'm gonna have to go with mascara gate i was going to say that as well i think it was so iconic i think it brought so much attention to the l'oreal telescopic mascara you're like i wouldn't even say it's a negative thing i don't think so either all it made me want to do is wear that mascara more. And maybe an Ardell Wispy. And that's okay.

Or three. Mascara Gate was just iconic. Everyone went and bought it. If I was L'Oreal, I'd be so fucking happy. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm sure they did not anticipate the amount of press that that would get. Absolutely. This person could live their day-to-day life.

And regardless of what they do we are interested we are talking about it we are looking we are liking we are commenting the world has their head turned this person this is arguably the most noble honor at the first annual canceled awards influencer of the year you go first i'm gonna say what i feel to be obvious miss alex earl i knew you were gonna say that i wanted you to say that because now i don't have to say it we can feature two influencers of the year but alex everything obsessed with her she was amazing and i will buy whatever she is selling i think i really did put her because i bought so many things based on her influence and they lived up to exactly what she said i just love bringing attention to the black

outs of the world like she's shamelessly drinking every day and that is relatable to me 100 although i am gonna sound a little redundant here and i'm gonna bring it right back to mr octopus lover jake shane we've got to have him on guys He is I know We just had a whole tangent About not going to People's accounts and commenting But can you guys Please go flood Jake Shane's comments

To come on cancelled Because I've been trying And it's just like I don't We're friends And I want you I sound like I'm being sassy I just want him on cancelled

All these motherfuckers Just have agencies now And it's like Can you just come over I know And probably PR representatives That are encouraging them Not to go on the cancelled podcast But that's also why he's getting named influencer of the year

i have the worst wedgie ever it hurts so bad i'm just trying to get through my foot's asleep i'm gonna kill myself beautiful not for real though do you have a good clout chaser of the year or no yeah let's give it let's give it to ourselves because nobody else is gonna give it to us at all not even nominated this final award you might know what she this final award you might know based on what she just said but this was the show that we could not stop watching or listening to in the car or getting ready or in bed to fall asleep at night this is the final award and it is podcast of the year. It's like I don't want to.

I wrote other people's, but like I don't want to say another one. I don't want to say another one because I am pretty confident that we're not going to get nominated anytime soon at any like credible award shows. Yeah. So I'm going to go ahead and give it to canceled because I want this. Here's what I'm gonna say I don't think we are the most entertaining or informational or anything that would actually equate to being podcast of the year I think we are literally just two delusional girls telling each other exactly for two hours every week but it changed my life the most and I appreciate the viewers and the people who come up every single day,

everywhere we go and tell us they love the podcast. And I, I'm sure every podcaster says this, but I truly do think we have the best audience in the world. And yeah, so we dedicate this award to you guys. We good, good one.

I really good one. We, I do. I dedicate podcast of the year to the cancelled audience and thank you for allowing us to tour and wanting to listen to what we say every week and being there for us when we ruin our lives and caring about our personal lives and the shit that we have to say um do i watch and listen to cancelled absolutely the fuck not am i listening to impulsive i do every week absolutely but cancelled we love you guys so so so much and thank you for changing

our lives and letting us do arguably the dumbest shit ever for hours every single week yay we love you this has been the first annual canceled podcast awards please sound off in the comments below any categories you think we missed and we'd love to hear your opinions as to awards if you think we wrongfully chose our winners we would love to know who you guys think are make sure you are subscribed and you stay around for the second annual cancelled podcast awards i'm not doing it again i'm sorry i said that we love you thanks for bye cancelled podcast awards let's go to the streamies yeah