Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 52: Tana’s EMBARRASSING interaction with her gamer crush… - Ep. 52

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

In this episode of the Cancelled, we discuss our experiences at the Streamys and the frenzy surrounding our previous episodes. We talk about the excitement of having Trisha on the show and the frustrations Tana has to face when people mistake her for being drunk. Brooke shares a coincidence with a guy she saw at a park and later matched with on Hinge. We discuss the role of PR teams and our experiences at the gym. Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code CANCELLED today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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comes and watches. I'm like no Everyone's here for you If you have an audience Like no They are fully here for you Like literally when I heard I did that On the last Trisha episode I showed up just to do it

Uh huh Cause it's just She's an icon living Like I get it Everyone's obsessed with her For full So many reasons Valid reasons

I meant to watch her video today I know she did a streamies recap Like she reviewed the streamies Yeah and you're in the thumbnail So I know she talked about you Oh I'm watching it You haven't seen it we should watch it right after this oh we should have watched it before so that we could have talked about if she has no fans i am dead like for real if she has no fans i'm dead should we jump into streamies action i think we should

i think we should i don't know what it is but nothing frustrates me more when people think I'm drunk when I'm sober because of the amount of sincere like effort it takes for me to be sober. Like I'm thinking about it every second of every day. You're going to accuse me of being drunk when I'm putting in all this work. However, I will say if I'm drunk. Yeah. If I watch that and I didn't know know me i would be like that bitch is drunk as fuck but i wasn't i'm sober i'm on 75 hard today is day 12 hour 10 minute 5 37 38 39

seconds i'm not counting i guess i should just defend myself real quick explain how it happened brooke and i went to the streamies and we always have so much fun at the streamies like every year it's just like a cute fun i love it amazing time and it's kind of become our thing now to go i feel like we'll always go together we go we promote canceled we slay the carpet we have so much fun we get so much tea we always find a new one or two new potential boyfriend prospects at the stream there was a hottie at our table i'll get to that oh yeah there was a he wasn't my type of hottie but he was your type of hottie he wasn't he i never mind what one of my friends used to talk to him really yeah and he has like a really specific job so i like yeah as soon as he told me what his job was i was like there cannot be more than one hot guy who does that he's like an animal something right animal yeah he's like a snake whisperer i'm like you know who else

is a snake whisperer my friend tana mojo what does that mean was it sexual or was it that everyone's a snake sexual wow my mind dull yeah so dull and fucking sober um so this year the streamies asked me to present and they've asked me in the past to present And I've always said no Any award show for that matter I've always said no It's so strange that you like feel weird about that Because you're so good in front of like an audience I've always said that I feel like worlds more comfortable In an audience of like

Your fans Yeah like my fans on tour Or even just like someone else's fans If I were to open for someone else whatever People who like You know what I mean? They're just chilling. They're happy to be there.

But like in front of all your peers and like colleagues and like also just the whole industry, managers, brands, like every like the CEOs of everything are also there. It stresses me out so much more as is like the streaming stage has always stressed me out because it's just like, oh, my God. And there's so many people in the audience that it's like, I know or I've been friends with or I'm still friends with or I've hooked up with or so on and so forth so it it just adds so many levels of stress the same with acting I've always turned down every acting job pretty much because that makes me literally sick I'm horrible at reading a script that's written for me that I feel is not me like you wouldn't normally say

like if it is not something that I would say and even if it is something I would say for some reason like I just can't I can't sell it like I've never been able to I like freeze up I become so awkward whatever and so I reluctantly agree to presenting and I'm like I'm gonna try something new I'm gonna get out of my comfort zone I'm just gonna give it a whirl it's presenting. And I'm like, I'm going to try something new. I'm going to get out of my comfort zone. I'm just going to give it a whirl. It's the Streamys. I'm familiar with the environment there. I'm going to try it, right?

It was my first time presenting at the Streamys. It was also my last time presenting at the Streamys. Maybe not. So a couple nights before, they email me over the script for me to present. And they tell me you're going to be presenting the food category with Brianna Chicken Fry. Perfect fit. I eat food. I know Brianna Chicken Fry.

I also feel way more comfortable doing it with someone that I know. And that I've like she's Brianna seen me at some low levels. She's seen me blacked out. She's seen like and I feel like we have a similar sense of humor that like we both hate awkward shit like that and could like riff off of each other. Right. And then we get all ready for the streamies. And a couple hours before I find out now that I'm going to be presenting

gaming. Even better fit for you. If you ask me. Who the fuck decided Tana Mongeau should present gaming? Somebody who, like, I feel like it was like putting Josh Peck in Oppenheimer. It was like, this will be funny. Stop bringing it up! I will never stop bringing it up.

It is amazing. We're going to be 80 and she's going to be in her little walker talking about Josh Peck in Oppenheimer Bible. No, but like, just like a funny, like, we'll toss this in here for like a good like switch up I get that like it is there's something polarizing about like me presenting gaming like they thought it would be funny you know I find out I'm presenting it with someone named Chris Collins she's an angel we'll get into that in a second um but I don't know her she's very brand safe for the most part like it's just the vibes are now immensely different yeah it's yeah and so then I don't really get to see the script and then from what they had sent prior they changed it or something I don't know like it's it's new to me essentially so I get to like skim over at one

time backstage for like two seconds and then they just throw me out there and they don't really tell me anything you know there's a lady being like okay the lights are gonna go off and then you guys open it and say and the winner is but like I also am the type of person who needs very clear instructions like you're going to stand up there for one minute and then you're going to exit after this happens like so on and so forth yeah I was just kind of thrown to presenting and I mean clearly I am dumber than the rest of the creators because they all just figured it out. You know, they didn't. Maybe they had some rehearsal.

Well, there's like a pretty standard practice. Like if you've ever seen an award show, you like, you know, you hand them an award, you step back, you watch them receive the award, and then everybody walks off together. I didn't know about the whole watch and receive thing. I can't imagine you pay much attention to award shows. I do, but not enough to like internalize knowing that you wait and you walk. Yeah, that is a very specific we

walk out there and I'm just I'm nervous for all of the reasons that I just expressed so nervous and I'm sober so I'm raw dogging the nervousness like two shots would have helped me honest to God and I'm reading the script I immediately swear the only thing you can you could literally have sex on an award show stage. Yeah, but this isn't like the People's Choice Awards. This is a streamies. It's being streamed. That's fair, but it is like backed by huge sponsors

like YouTube and like, it's still this, you're not supposed to swear. And I've always known that. And even in the times that I've won awards or accepted awards for other people at the streamies, I still was mindful enough to be like don't swear it's crazy it's not like you just like are dropping f-bombs all the time like it was like you just i don't know why you did i think that when i'm nervous that's the first thing that like comes out of my mouth you

know what i mean yeah and right i swore and then right before we walk on stage two chris the girl i'm presenting with she's like being like you're going to kill it, whatever. But she's like, we should just like make up our own version. Like, I love gamers, like blah, blah, blah. And then that threw me off so hard trying to play into that. So I just immediately swore. Whole nine. I mean, you can literally do anything on the stage. We were going to kiss like Madonna and Britney.

And then last minute, we're like, let's not do that. Like, whatever. Like, you can do anything. You just can't swear. And of course, I fucking swore. And so then that just throws off my whole vibe even more so obviously you don't know who's gonna win the award until you open the card and then the winner of this gaming award is an amazing talented streamer by the name of dream and he he makes me nervous he just makes me really nervous why i don't know why

maybe you have a little crush on him he's cute he's really cute for sure i fuck with the man in a helmet there's something about the helmet of it all and like i had talked to him a decent amount before but i'd never met him and i just like the idea of like talking texting someone you know yeah that also seeing them in person makes you nervous and stuff the first time you're like hugging them is like on a streamy stage to be like clipped for everyone forever and why was it and i already knew what had like transpired i didn't want to like loop him into that meme by like us hugging and then that's awkward and like the whole nine the only solution in my head was just go get out of there just get you've done enough you swore

you read the script horribly you said who wrote that you did the whole damn thing i liked your i liked your visual when you said zero out of ten i thought it was an incredible performance from you i'm not gonna lie it's so on brand for me and i can leave my own body and say the streamies needed a moment like that yeah come on don't be boring maybe that's narcissistic of me to say but i like i made that show definitely didn't definitely not getting invited back i love the streamies i don't think presenting is for me i think if i were to ever do something like that again i just needed to be more involved on in the writing process of the script so that i can deliver it maybe rehearse it maybe

have the winner not be someone that's fair have it be pre-recorded do you remember at the people's choice awards when adam sandler presented and he wasn't even really there yeah like that's a that's a slay down boots you know i was in the streamies commercial i did so good it's just it's not i don't know it's not my thing it's not my vibe and i just had to fucking go and i really wouldn't have probably even talked about this on the podcast if the whole internet didn't think i was just blackout drunk well what's so crazy is i didn't even know any of that Shit happened I come back off wait no This is gonna sound bad but I'm not Kidding I was ready to piss myself so

They came and pulled Tana from the Audience like a long time before she was Supposed to present so I was sitting There alone with like my random friends At this table who I just met I just met These people and so I'm waiting and Waiting and waiting and like fucking like 30 minutes goes by and you still hadn't

Come out so I was like I'm gonna pee Myself waiting and like fucking like 30 minutes goes by and you still hadn't come out. So I was like, I'm going to pee myself. And I ask everyone around me if I go right now, will I miss Tana? And then they say like up next, like yada, yada, yada, yada. And like none of that was Tana Mongeau. So I was like, I'm safe. I run. I go as fast as I can. I'm squeezing as hard as I can.

I pee so quickly. I don't even think I washed my hands. I get back. All I see is the back of your head. You're walking. You're running off stage. Well, I get off stage and I come down to see you and you're like, you did so good. Well, so then I told the kid next to me, I'm like, there's no way I just missed that.

And he's like, no, she was amazing. I'll send you the video. She'll never even know you missed it. And I was like, perfect. So then I was like, no, you slayed. That was amazing. And I just remember looking at you being like she did not see my performance because our friendship like had you brooke i'm not even kidding you also you being

there i could i didn't even look at the crowd one time i looked at only the teleprompter a because i didn't know the fucking script but b because i was like i know if i make eye contact with brooke i will start dying laughing or like doing something saying something embarrassing which I ended up doing anyways but I didn't look at the crowd one time in fear of seeing you so I thought you were there until we like talked you know what I mean man it was just very funny I was like she clearly didn't see this because my table they were like no she did amazing and I was like really like you know and he was like no seriously I was like did she mess up he's like no all night people kept coming up to me at the after party so being like you did so good it was so you but i'm like i in my head just i'm like this is getting clipped on everything on the internet too it's like perceiving it when having

not actually been there is always going to be so different i hate being perceived i do too and that's actually our job yeah isn't that kind of crazy i hate it my head's huge one thing brooke's been spiraling about her head size how the fuck can anyone tell how big my head is you can't even see it like i could be six foot three and you guys wouldn't know about it you can't tell your legs would be a little closer to me but yeah if you were six foot three but you know like i'm imagining you six foot it's like like that's such a funny thing to say that like how your head is big how would you know we were just talking you six foot three It's like Like that's such a funny thing To say that like Your head is big How do you know We were just talking off camera

And Erin was like Reddit said that I look hot And Brooke was like I know I saw Don't So you relapsed Don't Don't

No Okay Let it be known I talk about home off Reddit All the time Okay And for some reason That has been an invitation for people to like,

they'll DM me and be like, keep your head up. Like, don't just ignore what they're saying. And I'm like, what are they saying? Like that puts it in my head that like something crazy is happening on there.

So yesterday I folded. Okay. And I went on there. I can't stop fucking wheezing. And there was like this whole elaborate thing about how like they can't believe what I've done to my jaw and my chin. And it is just so out of order. And my face is just getting so ugly and I've taken it too far. But the joke is I was just telling Aaron before you got here.

The closer I get to my natural face, the worse people think I look. And like that's the actual trend. And so people like it's been a long time since I've done anything I've done Botox but I haven't been getting filler like I usually do I haven't gotten cheek filler in forever I haven't gotten any filler in a long time except for I mean under eyes you can't tell that someone just does under eyes need it and all of a sudden people are like oh her face is looking horrible and I'm like yeah because that's what I actually looked like. My entire For You page yesterday was like seven of your TikToks.

I was like, oh, Brooke's having one of those moments because she's just out here defending her chin, defending her head, size, everything. And I just was imagining you and me. Dude, I've been chinned up since birth. And I'm dead serious. You changed your TikTok bio. Yeah, because I realized every single, like, the front cam doesn't do anyone any favors either because it's, like, the perspective of it. It's, like, makes, like, the front of your face, like, so much longer out.

So, yeah, my head looks fucking massive. But sorry, I didn't know it was a fucking beauty competition on TikTok. I'm trying to be funny. Talk your shit. So I was just really, I was so mad. But I'm like, you guys, the joke is I was just really I was so mad but I'm like you guys the joke is you don't like what I actually look like not not the filler you guys don't like what I look like now that I'm not getting it when I because I was gonna was filled to the gods

no sorry either but anyway oh now I'm mad because now, like, the more I say, if people know I saw Reddit, they'll. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I hate them. It's fair. But I love the, I love the canceled viewers. The real ones. Yeah, I was going to say, one thing that I noticed, though, with all the streamies, she's drunk, whatever.

All of my, like, diehard fans are commenting, like, you can tell she's literally not drunk like like people knew that was like my nervous energy so that made me feel better that no you know and the people who don't want to know so bad all my topics are weirdly wholesome like I have a lot of wholesome topics that I want to get into today I think one thing about like sobriety that will change the narrative of this podcast a lot is I'm going to start needing to talk about more thought provoking things because like when I'm drunk I do all this crazy shit and I have so many things to talk about for cancel but when I'm sober I become so hyper aware of everything I start hooking up with people less I've been actually celibate I've been actually

actually celibate since I've been back you know you can just say like there is a difference between being. It's just like your 75 heart thing. I completely get what you're saying. I have not had sex in a normal person amount of time. I am not. You don't have to give it celibacy label. Yeah. Just like you don't have to call your sobriety 75.

Whoa. Whoa. But I love it. No, you open my eyes there. You're so right. OK, yeah, I've just. I start to think about things more. You what I mean I've been dating I've been going on a lot of dates as of late and I've been so innocent and virginal on all of them I've been on three dates with one

guy and we haven't done anything oh that's great we have a fourth date he's from hinge yes but we have a really no shade to hinge no no shade to hinge but normally when i talk to someone through hinge i will spend the next three weeks betting them out like a true crime fucking podcaster like i'm going to ask them where they grew up who their friends are where they live at like i need to know everything about them because i've had some weird like murderous hinge experiences experiences but this guy is actually one of my very best friends high school crushes hilarious which is so random and like not in this state like they lived in a completely different state he just ended up moving to la so my friend was able to vouch like he's not a murderer. So it kind of expedited that process and made me a little more comfortable with him, which

is kind of a slay. Wait, I'm excited about it. I had a hinge thing that you told me I had to talk about on the podcast. It relates to your like little synchronicity thing, I think. Okay. Or maybe it doesn't. But very like crazy coincidence. Okay.

A few months back, I was like spiraling. I love this story and i went on a random like drive all around la all day long and then i i had a blanket in my trunk so i was like i'm gonna go to the park i went to the park by myself okay like by lake hollywood i love lake hollywood the like lake hollywood park you know where you can see the hollywood sign it's like the most beautiful park whatever i like laid my little blanket out and I was sitting at the park by myself. This is a sweet story. Yeah. And there was a man there.

Sexy, sexy man there. Okay. With his dog. And there's something about a park that gets me going. Yeah. He was alone. You're in a park. He was alone.

He's at this park with his dog. He's like playing fetch. I'm like, I'm like looking at the dog, trying to get the dog to come to me so that its owner comes to me. And I was like, yeah, how do I talk to this guy? But then in my head, I'm like, this is how normal people meet in the wild like they go to a park by themselves and they see a guy and then they're like oh your dog is so cute and that's how you meet like that's how every movie like love story starts that's actually so like this

is perfect i was like texting the group chat like what do i say like i don't know how to do it and i just got scared and i never said anything and i regretted it so bad because I was like I will never see that man again yeah lo and behold I get a like on hinge yesterday from that guy and I know because his first photo is him at that same park with the same fucking dog and that's like such a sign like people can choose so many photos like he chose that one you happen to come across it girl you're about to get that go fetch dick i know but i can't i can't text him and be like funny story yes but i can too yeah you have to i feel like that's creepy i actually saw you one time when i was at the park by myself he was also at the park by himself you could just word it way less like casey anthony like you could just word it way less murderous but like what a cool story like

imagine us telling our kids that i fully agree another thing this is such a stupid thing this is one of those ics that's like that is not a real ick and you're so stupid okay but he has a name that i don't want to say every day god that's so hard i you really hate that. I remember when I first started dating Kevin, you met Kevin for the first time and you were like, I hate your name. And Kevin wasn't even really that bad. But what if you met a guy and his name was like Carlton? That would make me think of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Yeah, you had two choices, Carlton or Carl.

But I feel like that's where I just get spunky with the nicknames, like call him C. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's totally it's something i could definitely overlook but it was like wow didn't expect can you tell me his name and we believe it i don't even remember it it's like something weird and i looked him up i was like no one else is gonna have that name so i looked him up on instagram and i couldn't find him anywhere anatoly or is it a natalie i hope it's not a natalie well like think about the word

anatomy the phonics of the word anatomy, like replace that L. I know, but I can't. I already have a Natalie. You know what I mean? I think we have to leave that. I know. Like you thought it wasn't going to be bad, huh, until I told you.

Yes. What was Isabella? Isabella was talking to a guy. Oh my God. She was, his name was Equanimous. She thought his name was Equanimous. And she thought his name was Equanimous. And she's hung out with him several times.

I go, did you call him Equanimous? Do you know how that story came about? Isabella telling that story? Because I was having a conversation with her. And I was talking to this guy. I shit you not. I was talking to this guy. This was years and years and years ago.

But I was talking to this guy for like three months. And we were like FaceTiming every single day And whatever And it was very much like I wasn't really telling my friends about it or whatever You know Like I was just kind of I'd be like oh I'd go to bed

And we'd like FaceTime and whatever Super hot And I thought his name was Malachi And I would call him Malachi to his face Every He probably thought you were getting spunky with the nickname And you know me like i'm such a like i say people's names when i talk to them like i'm gonna be like hi aaron

like so i'd be like hi malachi you know and one day amara's like who's this guy you keep facetiming and i was like his oh his name's malachi he's from here they're whatever and amari goes malachi tina his name is malachi this man's name was malachi malachi but here's the thing i want to say his instagram his instagram had like a little pun on his name is Malachi. This man's name was Malachi. Malachi. But here's the thing. I want to say his Instagram. His Instagram had like a little pun on his name and it made it seem like it was Chi. Oh, like did it rhyme? Like, did he have it with something that rhymed?

Yes. And like, yeah, I'm done. I just shouldn't be a thing. Yeah, that's pretty bad. Honestly, what if like I'm a lot. But I don't know if somebody called me like Brooke or something for like. Brooke is crazy. There's no other way to fuck up brooke i'm calling you brooke for the rest of my life i promise you brooke you can call me tana everyone calls me that though i know you know selling sunset always calls me tana we've met like a hundred times and she's like i love tana somebody

like who's really close to us calls you tana and I'm like wait what I can't Remember who it is I think it's like Greg Goodfried or something like Somebody who like is way too close to Call you that that's crazy um so yeah I've been dating I've been being That's really fun I hope this works out Do you think what does he do what is

Well the streamies also took me on a Date like I'm not the streamies but like an interaction happened at the streamies streamies we were trying to do a little double date action after the streamies i know we have to i think i think we're entering our little can we say gamer phase sure but then let's cut to the absolute next topic we discussed on the last episode the winery drama and how that ended up being a way bigger scandal than I thought it would and I just wore a brown wig all week and I don't know if you saw this but on TikTok everyone thinks that I have a major massive highly paid super intelligent PR team and that I I had debuted brown hair to like get out of a scandal what an interesting take

like I guess like Kendall Jenner would do that no it is such a like Kardashian thing to do and now like if you see me like with red hair tomorrow like just know I'm in a scandal like they just know like something's about to come out I'm just again I'm just like it blows my mind for people to think that I'm like that calculated like Like I am just swinging and hopefully hitting. It's so crazy that people think like, I think that a really common misconception, like people who aren't in this space think that everybody like has PR. Like even like really huge people don't have PR unless they're like Noah Beck. But now with this whole new TikTok generation,

like they're all signing to like UTA and CAA. But that's like, that's what I mean when I say Noah Beck. Yeah, to like UTA and CA yeah but that's like that's what I mean when I say Noah Beck yeah but like Octopus Lover, Leo Skeppy huge huge creators and yeah Leo doesn't have PR and I don't think Jake does either I don't think he needs it he has Sophia Richie that's actually so fair I really was just like assuming but they are all signed to huge agencies which is so crazy because I grew up thinking like uta cia wme were like like miley cyrus is with you know what i mean yeah it's so crazy to me that they like take influencers it makes perfect sense but it's crazy we'll never have that probably but to be fair every time i've

ever been signed to an agency or had pr it doesn't do anything for me like people always ask me do you have a pr team or people are always talking about online like tana mosher's pr team yeah there's only so much they can do exactly you pay a pr team out of pocket so any celebrity or influencer who has a pr team is paying wait that's kind of an interesting topic to talk about because i don't think people really understand yeah like they're paying like the minimum is usually like seven to ten thousand dollars a month for them to be placed in articles you know taken to events walking carpets getting free dinners getting free hotel stays and pr teams obviously what they're most known for is kind of damage and

scandal control on top of good press you know what i mean yeah but the number one thing with the pr team a you're paying them so if you're paying them you should listen to them you kind of have to listen to them or else you're wasting your money yeah and i've not i i just i'm never marched the beat of your own drum this bryce hall thing that like everyone's been talking about i'm hoping it'll be dead by the time this episode comes out but i'm saying like a pr team would be like don't acknowledge it at all and like that's so not on brand for me like a pr team is always going to tell you to like yeah i wonder if there's like a little corner where there's like a little scandalous PR

company that like helps you like navigate like and be a little messy. That's actually an insane. If not, you should start. I was just going to say that's like a million dollar idea right there. Maybe I do that. And just and then just everything on top of that. Like I feel like if I want to go to an event, I'll figure it out if I want. Like I can just kind of figure it out.

So I've never really like needed a PR team To do anything like that and like I'm usually making Articles but just not for good reasons It is kind of more for people like unless it's like really just like Money you don't care to spend It really is for people who like feel like they really Need it like because you can get like magazine Placements and stuff I didn't realize that

Like I used to be like how the fuck is she on the cover Of Maxim and it's like oh She pays someone 5k a month To like do that To do just that Or and just like More more But like if you're smaller

I feel like how much you spend Depends on how big you are Like the smaller people Pay less because they can Do less for you A lot of people also pay To kind of keep themselves Relevant

Like people who Live a more normal life And are doing a lot Of crazy shit Like if you ever see An article that's like Blank F flaunts her tummy on her instagram story while she drinks a green juice like that a lot of those type of articles that are just kind of about nothing like are ones that people pay for i'm not saying every person but you know what i mean do you remember that girl who was on snapchat

demi or whatever who was like literally Every Daily Mail article Forever I was like how much Was she paying I heard a rumor that And I don't know if this is true I don't know her Wasn't she like sleeping

With Mr. Daily Mail I think it was something like that I heard this rumor I don't know her Her last name I don't even know What she looks like That is not

Backed up by evidence But you just always see that Like a lot of them Are PR moments And I've like dated people As well where I felt like they had A PR team and i would notice

more articles about like happy shit involving me dating them that like would never happen if it wasn't for like you know you just like see certain things i guess i don't know we should start delving into like industry secrets more i love that shit because there's so much that i understand now that i never knew about and i think is interesting but you we forget because we see it all the time now but like yeah like I feel like people who listen that would be sound off in the comments below or tweet us about shit that you want us to just straight up expose about the whole Hollywood world and shit like that people actually have been giving because I am when I say like I when I'm sober I'm more wholesome I sincerely need more things to talk about because

I'm not ruining My life as actively And like someone The other day was like You guys should do An episode like Nelk style Where you guys Like go style

Each other completely And then do the podcast Like I just want to Start doing shit That's fun and funny But like We should I love that voice

Doesn't involve A double ended dildo In my ass in Paris You know That was one time I was hesitant To talk about that And like boy was I right like I've been on like four podcasts since

Then like that's the thing is it doesn't Die on canceled it's like then you go on Whitney Cummings and she wants to know About the double-ended dildo in your ass And it's like oh maybe I should I just Ran into what or Whitney the other day I was I'm not kidding another Synchronicity moment I'm standing on the

Side of the road okay I'm on the phone With Brooke Baldwin I'm explaining to Her like I haven't talked Okay. I'm on the phone with Brooke Baldwin. I'm explaining to her, like I haven't talked to her in like two months. So I was like, just telling her like all this stuff. And I said something about Whitney and I'm not, and I'm like, this girl across the street is staring at me.

And all of a sudden this car like whips off to the side, rolls the window down. And it was Whitney. And I was like, there's no fucking way. Where were you? On the side of the road, outside saddle ranch. Because like I had a friend in town. I had a friend in town who was, who had never been. And I was like There's no fucking way Where were you? On the side of the road Outside Saddle Ranch

Because like I had a friend In town I had a friend in town Who was Who had never been So me and Lila were like We'll take him And

And he had happened To go to the wrong one So I happened to be Standing outside alone And I happened to call Brooke I showed I was like It's Whitney

And she was like There's no fucking way Yeah that's so weird I can't even imagine Whitney Cummings Just driving around either She's like God in my head mean it's been next to the comedy store so it's not like that out there oh yeah she's probably doing a shower that is crazy yeah all the weird synchronicities have been like driving me up a wall but i'm just embracing them now and i'll do

an update on the episode do you know what i want to talk about what do you want to talk about? What do you want to talk about? So last night, I got so, so, so wildly high with Ari. And it was just me and Ari. We were chilling on the couch. We were trying to watch Adam Sandler's new movie. And we randomly get into the deepest conversation. Which if you know Ari, that is like one in every three years. Yeah, it's so rare. And not that we don't have

amazing conversations and he's down to get deep it's just usually we're just giggling and like whatever but we get into this deep ass conversation and something that I feel like I've been feeling since I was like 25 and I have not been doing I've been going against the way I feel if that makes sense is that I do want to be more elusive like I feel like too many people know my business and even again I hate to bring it up again but the Bryce situation really did make me reevaluate like who is my real friend who am I giving this energy of friendship to and my secrets to and caring about that like cares about me like that back and like would have my back back. You know what I mean? I love our friend group so much.

But there's 12 of us and a lot of us are still not in that mindset and are in the partying and the drama and the LA scene and whatever. And like I feel like this is something that a lot of people in their 20s could relate to because I feel like having a group chat with all your friends is such a thing to do in your 20s. But like, is the group chat toxic for our mindset? For sure. Like the way that like everyone fights in it or like if one person does. And everyone gangs up on each other.

Like if one person does something wrong, like Lila, for example. Because it's always Lila. Like if Lila does something wrong and then everyone is like I feel like the group chat it works because it's like no one person's not going to get through to her head she needs all of her friends to tell her like well we need the mob mentality that's why like sorry to cut you off but like if I feel like she's wrong or something or if I like I'll say it in there because i know that someone will come to bat for like come back me up on it you know what i mean like the other day amari stole a bag of chips he did and he posted it on his story and said i stole a bag of chips and he's like so drunk and i just found it so embarrassing love you amari i do things drunk and embarrassing

all the time like i don't i don't mean it like stealing is like wrong and here's the thing i always say I say this to the masses Steal from a major corporation If it was a 7-Eleven Do your fucking thing I don't It's not

Steal the chips If you really want to But also you have the money And I do also find That kind of embarrassing So Amari don't steal the chips But Posting about it

Yeah Is just So embarrassing And it's like I immediately sent it To the group chat And was like Because I asked him To delete it Like I was like Amari delete this And he's like i immediately sent it to the group chat and was like because i asked him to delete it like i was like i'm already delete this and he's like no i'm not gonna delete that anything is funny and like he's like drunk and i'm like i'm sending this to the group chat

so everyone hazes him into deleting it for the greater good of him and his brand and so on and so forth but like that's toxic to like do you know what i mean yeah to make everybody gang up on him and like it's like if he can't grow up then i can't haze him group chatically into growing up and everyone kind of learns on their own time i have an issue a little bit with like not so much with like amari but like ari for example i have an issue with like feeling like i'm not that i know everything but like i we're so we're older than him and i'm a lot older than him and just like so like in certain situations i'm like i know everything and you know nothing and it's not correct but like i get so like fired up and it is probably really not good for my mental yeah i think that i'm just like i might be retiring my

group chat and like falling off a little. My group chat activity. You can't fall off. You're already you only get it half the day because you wake up. I've been I'm I'm a new I've turned over a new page. The old Tana is dead. I'm so fucking for you have been good. I think I'm going to keep being good. Like I feel I know I'm not as wild and I know I'm not as a lot of things that I do love about myself but I think that

the last 75 days that I took of sobriety like I was still ready to go back and have fun but I think that I'm just I think I'm reforming this time you're just getting older I like I don't even know when it happened but like I don't go like I don't go out anymore I don't go to the club I don't go like to parties yeah I don't even remember when that stopped happening I just stopped I think even that like I'm just I go out and I see so many of the same people that are in their 30s and still going out every night to like chase this shit in LA and it's such an easy thing to like get caught up in you know what's crazy to me is like so I'm 26 okay and i like i had that phase obviously when i was like first got here like 22 23 or 21 22 23 where i was going to the club all the time and i was

with these like it's the same guys all the time and they were like in their 30s and i'm thinking about it now and i'm like what fucking losers like and they're still there and it's like if you're at the like club every day and you're like, if you're at the club every day and you're like, honestly, if I were at the club every day, I'd be like, loser. People say this all the time. It's not some profound shit. And I've heard it a million times. But like a month and a half ago, I saw this TikTok and this girl was like screaming into

the phone. And you know, that's how stuff really gets through to me. It's probably my childhood. There's something about a motherfucker screaming where I like, I listen up. Oh my God. Speaking of, I'm like, I mended my relationship with Ken Urich. I need to hear about that. I't know oh cuz she screams um screams Someone was just essentially saying like

You're not gonna meet the type of guy You want in the club you're not gonna Meet like I think I'm just done Surrounding myself in environments that Like aren't aligning with my growth era Yeah we're like getting so sad that like Our hearts broken by like a guy who posts music to soundcloud you know it's like it's like that's like a like you're getting mad at him

for just being who he is that's fair and that's the same thing with a guy you're finding at the club and then you find out like he's a shitty guy and it's like yeah you found him at the club yeah exactly and i think that that's just and just club friends like gossiping i'm just i just i really want to like i don't think you have a lot of club friends or like party friends but just like you know what i mean i'll go out to a party and i'll see a million people that i'm mutuals with that i'm friends with so many and they're like oh my god what what's what happened with bryce what's the draw i can't stop but it's like this just happened to me today i saw someone that i like go out with her like i'll see someone at the club and it's like oh my god who are you dating and like i'm telling them

and it's like i just i think i'm entering my like secretive green juice era yeah like yeah okay do you know what everyone needs to try huh celery juice everyone has tried that i haven't you haven't of course you haven't they don't have that i just started drinking it every morning and ashley would always tell me like drink celery juice like it cleans you out it helps with bloating whatever i drank a celery juice the other day and i my stomach was like speaking hebrew like i was bubbling i was bubbling the house down boots hou I'm deceased I shit out everything in my literal colon Like DIY at home DIY colonoscopy

Like we have colonoscopy at home I love celery juice This is the most wholesome podcast I've ever done It is really good No it tastes like shit But it does it gets the job done The effects like I'm addicted to it It's very LA

You want to know what happened to me I actually already made a TikTok about it But I was at spring place the other day and i told aria i was like will you please help or will you stop to get gas with me and i'm not kidding this middle aged woman turned around and she goes you have to put gas in your car she was dead fucking serious i was like yes i i do have to put gas in my car and so does 99 of america i hate that and she you know what she said too she goes do you care about the environment bible bitch are you gonna buy me a tesla fuck you that is in did you respond nicely it was so crazy because i had just had this whole beautiful day with her okay she was like sitting with us we were all like vibing She's like a very like notable woman

She's done a lot of like notable things But I'm like she's like famous hold on Not famous but she's like can you just say her name And we'll believe it no I don't know her name she Launched Okay but like but I was like That is such a crazy How many like there's so many Teslas in

LA but like Teslas are expensive and obviously There's electric cars that aren't Teslas but just so strange like and you don't have a Tesla. There's stuck up people everywhere don't get me wrong but that is such an insane niche category of LA is like the stuck-upness like I like nice things you know what I mean but there will never not be the person in me who grew up the way I did so I'm like i'm just trying to think of examples like the dumbest shit just so la like what category of people is that because we have la like the us but it's like we grew up like less fortunate and now we are like more fortunate and it's like so we have that gauge but then also i have a lot of friends who grew up like rich as fuck who would never say shit like that i think it's an insecurity thing i think that like you

think it's like people. That woman. Have something to prove. That woman learned that. Because someone else did that to her. And she felt like shit. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Like. Like tomorrow. I'm going to say that. To some people. Come on. Like. I'm trying. The earrings.

Your earrings. Just like. Those earrings are a Bottega dupe. Right. And I have them. I get them on Amazon. But every time I wear them. Someone will ask me like.

Are those Bottega? And I'll be like. No. They're Amazon. And people will be like. But every time I wear them, someone will ask me like, are those Bottega? And I'll be like, no, they're Amazon. And people will be like, Tana, that's so funny you say that in this same, same instance. Okay. First of all, you were, I don't know if you were there the other day, but there's a girl who's always in that like crowd. Is she the one that is so fucking insufferably annoying and never shuts the fuck up and has never been hit in her face in her entire life?

I wouldn't say that. But if I were going to say that, I would say it about her it about her um she I've never met someone who annoys me so she's going on like a rant the other day and like she was like or like she was like explaining this like concept like that she had and she was like say for example you wanted like a bottega dupe and like pointed at my bag and I have like this like woven bag that is not a Bottega Dupe by the way they don't have it on Bottega it's just it happens to be Woven which is like a quality of a Bottega bag from anthropology from

Anthropology it's still like $250 it's Not like a it's not like a cheap like DH gate bag and even if it were shut the Fuck up yeah but but like to say that in Front of everybody I was like okay this Is been your trigger yes it is because I'm like I don't buy dupes but even if i did like it's just so weird then the same these earrings they're from anthropology also i anthropology they night i grew up thinking that was like the

nicest store i could never afford it yeah absolutely same still i had um i had them in and she same thing she goes where are those from where are those from again and i told her um well these ones are amazon or something i said amazon and she goes amazon and i said to her i go you need to get your shit together like you cannot fucking say that to people like it's so and she was like i did that's not what i meant that's not what he meant but like who the fuck cares if your earrings are from amazon like what a stupid thing and in my opinion like if someone said that to me i'm like oh my god send me the link that's such a win i'm not saying you can't have nice things, but it's like, oh, you liked them until you knew they were from Amazon.

So what does that say about you? Yeah, you're a shit person. Or what you like tacky, shitty fucking dupe earrings that says that says you don't even know wealth. It is such a crazy, crazy part of L.A., though, like that category of people who you could get like whole milk in your coffee. And like that same person is like, I can't believe believe you drink that meanwhile they're on ozempic speaking of a maybe stuck up or a category of women that I don't necessarily love right I was gonna make a whole

tiktok about this yesterday too like I was really thinking about this yesterday I go to equinox here in LA which is a gym but it's like 350 bucks a month it's and I actually want to I want to just talk about that for two seconds really quickly it's so insane the only reason I personally go to Equinox is because whenever I go to like a cheaper gym that's like around Hollywood like an LA fitness or a 24 hour or whatever I meet a lot of people and as much as I love to meet the people who support me it's very hard to get a workout in and it's just awkward and embarrassing because I'll be like dying sweating doing something so awkward and then they like

stop me and then I'm so embarrassed and then I take a photo I look disgusting I'm like red faced big t-shirt like sweating and like whatever and just a lot of LA gyms like that have a lot of homeless people whole nine like I do it so that it's like I can kind of avoid a little bit of that and just get my workout in yeah and you're like Shawn Mendes is next to me but the reason why everyone else pays for Equinox is for that reason like celebrities go and it's like people pay to just be like yeah I go to Equinox like it's one of those you know what I mean and maybe other people feel the same way as me maybe that's how like Shawn Mendes talking I don't know you know but it's not exponentially nicer like the equinox makes all these tiktoks of like come look at our beautiful space they'll

always come up on my for you it is just a regular gym in my opinion i personally think it's amazing it's pretty i'm just kidding i have an equinox brand deal they're like i love it there's i've never been there are certain nice amenities like all the products in the bathroom are keels like some equinox yeah you're supposed to rob them for their brand uh their products yeah i shower there i do use all their products when i go in like it is there are certain nice amenities but nowhere near that i feel like they're it's worth 300 a month you know what i mean but here's the thing because it's so niche la you're so cool if you go there so on and so forth so many of the women that go there show up like full glam and they show that like it is one of

those like stuck up games again where it's like where's your workout set from like mine's mine's a ritzy and mine's this mine's that you know and ty was talking the other day. He was like, you have all these nice ass workout sets, but every single time I see you in Equinox, you are in like a big baggy t-shirt that has like a fast food chain on it. And like beat up Nike shoes. And like your hair is falling out of your head. You know what I mean? And that's just because I've always been the type of person that like,

I'm like, it's the gym. I don't care, you know? And I get, oh, I can meet a cute boy or oh, whatever it's i don't know i'm just there to do what i gotta do and leave you know but there's something about the bitches who give me like dirty looks for that that like piss me off today you want to be like you who what the fuck are you trying to prove i don't know why i'm so fighty right now so am i kind of i don't know when i'm sober i'm more like aware of things and less patient so i'm way fightier as well but i think that the ones that are stuck up like that have kind of made me have a disdain for all women

who are at the gym at the gym with their glam and at the gym with their and there's probably so many nice ones you know but it's made me just like fuck fuck you and your cream blush right now you know and i was gonna make a tiktok about this yesterday and just be like what is the point and i know some people like i feel cuter so i work out harder that's fine if you're doing it with like a nice thing you know whatever it's fine but I go to the gym and there's so many Equinox locations and there's a specific one that like everyone I know goes to like Jeff goes to it like so I always see people I know I always see hot people I know I always see people I've hooked up with whatever and Ty loves this location because this one is kind of for the hot gays as well you know and so I'm always trying to go to a different one

but yesterday Ty was like can we go to this one please whatever and I'm like oh I hate that one but I'll go like I just hope I don't see anyone I know I'm looking beat I walk in the gym I walk in the gym. I walk up the stairs. I'm wearing absolutely like no makeup. I look disgusting. Within two minutes of walking into this gym, I see a guy I fucked. Oops. Fucked too. Not even just like, oh, we went on a date or like, oh, we're kind of friends. Are we fucked?

You know what I mean? Then he doesn't he can't say anything about you because. He texted me a few days prior weirdly and so i ended up texting him and being like i just saw you at equinox like did i responded to what he said and he was like oh my god i thought i saw you but i didn't recognize you he didn't recognize me maybe he didn't have his contact he did thank you you are such a good friend i love cotton candy land i love deluloland he didn't fucking recognize why would he say that to be fair i look like somebody's auntie like i i looked really scary for sure but maybe i should start going to the gym and with you know brush your hair bold wear a workout set throw some blush i i'm i am in support of like the outfit only because it's like look

good feel good do good like i used to dress up for like exams in college because it like makes you do better and i know i still failed every single one but like that's how i feel but i don't know i don't think you're unrecognizable without makeup on but you should have seen me yesterday i'm talking like beat face red like stare master for like 45 like i really there's something about like sweaty makeup that's so much uglier than having a actual bare face yeah but i will say like i looked at myself in the mirror like i i was not giving me. Well, wait, you have a six pack and then it won't matter. One hundred percent.

That's so fair. But I all that shitting on the gym makeup girlies. And I think I might have to take a page from their book was my point. It's giving very Scottsdale mom like to just be like, oh, I had this math teacher in high school. Her name was Mrs. Engelman. And she they would call her Ingle tits because she just had like the best boobs and that's crazy she would like just be writing on the board in her cute little workout set every day and she would go to the gym before and after school every day and i'd wanted to be her so bad it made me sick so like i feel like i would dress

up for the gym just to be just like her wow we can give you like a little nickname like that brooks brookleteth they called her ingleteth also she was she wasn't engaged but she made her boyfriend wait wait every single year they were together he had to add a carrot to her ring so she like when they did get engaged she had like literally like also her boyfriend owned the gym so that like why did she and like all of them in the country is it fucked to say is it fucked to say like no she was like literally out of good the goodness of her heart because she did not oh my god she like so she was just all around like perfect she was amazing i wonder how she's doing mrs miss miss single missus i don't did you get

married mrs inglet how are you doing now brooke yes i. I appreciate you. What did I do? I don't feel like I've ever said this on the podcast. And the other night at the stream, I had like an out of body. And I was like, I really just love doing everything with her and life with her. That is so nice. Don't tell me that because I will cry. But it's just like you are so good at this. And you're so funny. And like touring with you.

Like, I'm serious. There's no catch here. I'll cry. I just look. I just really love you and i really appreciate you and i think you were you deserve all of the credit you receive and i hope you really know that that is so nice i really appreciate you as well you're also a really i literally will stop like i can't i can't get a compliment like that without sobbing you're just

a you're a really good friend you always have my back and like this dynamic is beautiful and i never want to change it and i hope we're podcasting until we're 80 and as we're adding more tour dates now i want to cry oh i just really appreciate you i stop crying if you weren't crying i wouldn't want to cry i agree and i i really like this little area you're in there like the because i feel like you're really caring about the caring just caring 100 in life do you i love you thank you for saying that do you actually i don't i can't remember if i've talked about this on canceled or not but i'm obsessed with these two podcasters they're like middle-aged ladies and their podcast is called no one ever calls me that oh but no she will they they like talk about it like yeah i mean um and it's called i've had it And they're like They're just like

They're like us But like in like 15 years And like Wait are we middle aged In 15 years I don't even know Definitely we're middle aged now They'll be like

I fucking had it with Like my fucking neighbor Karen Like they're just like So funny And I feel like That will be us I think you've sent me them And been like this is us

And I really do agree They're so funny And like And she'll be like Tell them what you did Tell them what you did And she'll be like I tell them what you did. Tell them what you did. And she'll be like, I was constipated, so I used a spoon to take the shit out of my asshole. What the fuck?

To be real with you, that's where I'm trying to get canceled at. I'm new to my sobriety wholesome era, so it's going to take me a couple weeks to have things happen and tell stories like that. But I'm excited for more of Canceled To revolve around Things other than Sex Drugs Drama Yeah and we always say And life ruining

Why do we have to We have to ruin our lives To make a good episode And like I don't think That's true I don't think anyone In the audience is like I hope her week was shitty

So that we can get A good story Like 100% I think that they just I think they would like it Just as much if we were Talking about normal things And I think that it's

Really cool like Shout out OG Call her daddy Like they would just Talk just as much if we were talking about normal things. And I think that it's really cool. Like, shout out OG Call Her Daddy. Like, they would just talk about, like, dating topics and, like, answer, you know. Yeah, actually, that's the opposite of what you were going to say. Like, I would just love to, like, expand. Yeah. Grow. I think so, too.

I think we can start dipping our toes in some, like, serious topics pretty soon here. I'm excited. I'm an intellectual. I went to college. I might know some things. Right. Like, and I also feel like guys are like oh my god i'm gonna end up on the podcast or they see our podcast and it's like i was swinging from four yeah what do you mean i'm getting ghosted right now because a man was scared of the podcast and i feel like i would love because guys always tell me that like oh i watched an episode of your podcast or just people i have a

crush on a random shit and imagine they turn on the episode and we were fucking getting deep maybe it can benefit us maybe we could flip the script that's why we have to have jay shetty on People I have a crush on are random shit. And imagine they turn on the episode and we were fucking getting deep. Maybe it can benefit us. Maybe we could flip the script. That's why we have to have Jay Shetty on. You love Jay Shetty. We do have to have him on. Can't stop talking about him.

He is like literally my idol. Would you fuck him? Sorry. He's married. He's married. He's married. But it's so crazy because him and his wife look so similar. Like, you know how he has like the piercing eyes. He's married, but it's so crazy because him and his wife look so similar. Like, you know how he has like the piercing eyes.

Like, yeah, they she has them. They literally look exactly the same. I love couples like beautiful couple. I love a siblings or dating ass couple. But he is so hot. I love a couple where it's like I look like I could potentially be related to him. That's weird. Moving on.

I'm going to be a country music star. I think you could do that. Texas Tanny. We talked about it on the Trisha episode for 2.2 seconds but i'm serious brooke the past week i haven't even told you this i've really told anyone because it's are you been practicing no i haven't been practicing but i've gotten in contact with some of the best like country producers and writers hilarious in the industry wait can i tell you what i did this week what'd you do i signed up for guitar lessons why is that actually really and imagine if would you play my guitar yes i'm so excited i'm serious remind me keep going but i have a story to talk there's a lapse in the country music market for lyrics gap yep gap um i guess lapse works too for lyrics that talk about things like sweetie talks about sexy red talks yeah there

definitely is a gap in that market probably for good reason but okay no there's a country have you heard that country song that's going viral it's but it's like I'm a cunt no no no Richmond No what's the one that's like he's like fuck Him in the butt oh No yeah I don't think we're talking about the same thing Okay but here's the thing though I'm just saying There's no

Girl country music There has to be some Tana's In Arkansas you know what I mean like there have To be some like, like feral, like when we went to Zach Bryan the other night, I looked around at the crowd and I swear to God, I was like, this is an untapped market for me.

You, and oh, you know, this is all about expanding. So I feel like you should, you should tap that market. I'm going to try to make a country music song. I'm serious.

Can I do like, can I do like the, the Brianna chicken fry laugh in the background? Absolutely. You could even like shake a little tambourine I'm learning to play the harmonica as we speak bible I ordered a harmonica it's on my amazon storefront if anyone wants it I did see it on your bedside table the other day I was like what's this about no I'm dead fucking ass I've been like learning to play little songs on my harmonica like when you're sober you just get

bored as fuck for real let me tell you that much I'm always like why don't i make any money on my amazon storefront like nothing to write because nobody needs a harmonica like put some bikinis on there take a note from alex earl bitch i know like fuck oh my gosh oh wait what oh i was gonna tell you there's this uh stevie nicks song that she wrote and it's like a hate song to her ex but her ex was the lead guitar player so he had to literally tour with her and she was performing that song every night like literally like about how much he sucked that's the type and he had to play it every single time that's the type of guy i would fold and get back with because it's like you are so awesome that you're able to do this like oh yeah i'd be singing and getting off stage like you want to blowy, you know, for sure.

That's hot. I think he could be a really good country music singer. I just think cunt re is just an untapped. But I will say like Dolly Parton, like she did start the whole like being a sex doll and also a country music star. Yeah, I guess I'm just trying to take it a little more ratchet. Like Dolly's really talented. Like a lot of, you know, I'm not like I'm just saying like I'm trying to take it a little more ratchet Like Dolly's really talented Like a lot of you know I'm not Like I'm just saying like I'm trying to take it a little more A little more ratchet

I wish we could If I could spend a day with anybody it would be Dolly Parton I really want to do a show in Tennessee soon Just so that we have the excuse to go to Dollywood I'm serious I texted everyone about it We're trying right now I can't wait I have a Dolly Parton fucking enormous life-size dolly purton in my apartment and there's just something about the tennessee men of it all there's something about this is a hot take okay but a republican

man who is maybe a little closeted and like has all the wrong values and like maybe hates himself and hates you a little fucks like no other I feel like that was actually just every man I slept with in college because it was like Arizona Oh wow and it's very it's very red over there I love that I want this podcast to just be cuts to the next topic like All of like just like it's silence and then immediately new topic No I love because we've done that the whole way Oscar edited like that for real seriously i'm not fucking kidding oscar's been getting goofy with the editing have you noticed that like rin like sometimes i'll do side eye and it'll be like slow zoom it's so funny my eye won't stop watering do you want to talk

about the motorcycle you bought or you don't think it's funny you bought a motorcycle i bought a motorcycle yeah i don't know i've been doing some weird shit lately motorcycle guitar i bought a motorcycle but it wasn't like i just wanted to have like my dad was gonna sell his motorcycle but he didn't want to sell it so then i bought it so that he could keep it but now i have an asset it feels like monopoly there's something that's crazy there's something about you right now in your muscle tea talking about buying a motorcycle and and you were saying like, they don't know if I'm 6'3". Like I just fully like left my own body and imagined you 6'3 with a motorcycle and like a muscle shirt on and some tattoos. I think I'd fuck you.

Oh, yay. Some people think I am tall. A lot of people actually. And I feel like I could have like, I like that like cigarette mom energy. Like I would love to be like a cigarette mom. Would you ever go like full butch mom? Maybe. if i don't know page the other day was like just talk to me for the next like five minutes like you're a hey mama's lesbian and i like really slayed it like two wait honestly oh oh my dad's best friend is a hey mama's you met you a hey mama's is crazy but

you met her at the canceled show remember i'm trying to meet the family you got me you got me because you know that's my like if i'm gonna talk to a lesbian she's gonna be a hey mama's lesbian like that's so my vibe hey mama i can't do it to you i can't do it to you yeah but i'm so for like like three more tries and i feel like you could get like it just naturally like i could i i find myself on a daily basis refraining from like if let's like putting on basketball shorts and like grabbing my crotch like right now i just want to be like sup bitch that's so kind you know and i can't but like maybe that's like my future maybe that's why i haven't been finding luck in my love life because i'm just i'm hey mama's coded maybe i wanted to start a segment where we start showing we play like five tikts on the podcast and like talk about them.

But I don't know if that's this episode. Maybe we like do a whole episode like that. Or maybe we just do it on our next. Or maybe we should we each have a TikTok of the week. Let's have a TikTok of the week. Should you do a segment where you go over your store page on Amazon? That'd be funny. That's what I'm saying. Like like or just the best tiktoks i see for the week kind of like make a for you segment yeah wait i have a couple you know i did save this one but it's just because i needed you

to see it it's that one like you remember that random day in 2020 when we woke up and trisha had done this and she captioned it prop offensive didn't she didn't trisha like do a one-year anniversary of that the other day too i don't remember like she was like it's been a year since i did this and like dressed up like it again or something which is so that's such a niche funny thing to to do. Like one year ago since, like, but it's just nothing. If she did, I missed it. But just the caption, hashtag euphoric, will prop delete, prop offensive. This like feels so crazy to me that this kind of shit happens. like that is don't say that she's sensitive.

That's my favorite thing I've ever seen. Like this. Like they had to talk about it beforehand. Like that's like cool. Like so cool. It's so cool to me. Like and crazy. You sent me this TikTok.

And I hope you guys know that a lot of the TikToks that you tag us in that are like about canceled and shit like that. We do see a lot of them. We send them back and forth. But I think we should start paying like a little homage. Yeah, we should start. Because like that's fucking crazy. That is crazy. Like.

What? They were literally on a roller coaster. They thought of us. Now we have to go on it and talk about them. Would you ever go? You would never go on. I would not. I hate roller coasters literally more than anything. I'd rather. That's not even a roller coaster. That's like a death trap. Yeah, that's terrifying.

Do I keep going or no? With TikTok. Oh, with TikTok? Or is it like just that's it? Like we put the Trisha one. I think next week we both commit to like we have a week to find like our TikTok of the week. Like the best TikTok we saw this week. And why? Like you remember in maybe an elementary school.

I don't know if you had to do this, but you had to do like a current event and you'd have to choose one news story of the week that like really hit you. You know why they probably didn't do that in Vegas? Because all the news is just about like cookers dying and shit. Oh, I'm supposed to move tomorrow and I don't have a new apartment. Like I have to be out tomorrow. What are you going to do? Just like squatter on up? Yeah and I don't have a new apartment. Like I have to be out tomorrow. What are you going to do? Just like squatter on up? Yeah, I don't know.

You better figure that out before we go on tour, my girl. I know that's the thing, but it's like, what can they do to kick me out? We leave for tour and yes, they can kick you out. I've been kicked out for that exact reason of a place of residency. No, they, well, they said that I was, I was a good resident. No, she said you're a good tenant. So you can, you can have a week. So I got a week, but I have to was a good resident. No, she said, you're a good tenant, so you can have a week. So I got a week, but I have to sign a lease tomorrow. Yeah, we leave for tour in five days, six days.

I'm really excited for this round of tour. By the time this is out, we'll actually be done with all of the shows. But I'm so excited to be wholesome and just have a wholesome little tour excursion and see what comes from it Yay And then I'm going to New York Fashion Week Which I am

Ugh I was supposed to go But the moving of it all I wish you would go with me It's so fun I want to so bad But like poor Murph Is gonna be so stressed

Well guys I hope you enjoyed this Wholesome Sober Episode of Cancelled We Are turning over a new leaf We always say that but

like we love lying we do love lying uh we'll see how it goes we're taking it day by day but i feel very wholesome i'm excited to get back out on the road i love life right now and life is good make sure to subscribe like this video share it comment tell us things to do and talk about now that we're in our wholesome era and if you haven't Gotten tickets to our tour It is linked below If any are left Yay Next episode

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