Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 55: Tana’s Hinge date is harassing her (VOICE MEMOS) - Ep. 55

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled Tana and Brooke go over icks, their dating life and apologize to Trisha Paytas for Jojo Siwa comments. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A To listen to the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our Tread Experts. Toyo's open country family of tires will get you through tough weather in a variety of terrains. Until May 31st, save up to $100 in rebates on select Toyo tires. Find a Toyo Tread Experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there at treadexperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there at treadexperts.ca. Discover the exciting action of BetMGM Casino. Check out a wide variety of table games with a live dealer

or enjoy over 3,000 games to choose from like Cash Eruption, UFC Gold Blitz. Make instant deposits or same-day withdrawals. Download the BetMGM Ontario app today. Visit BetMGM.com for terms and conditions. 19 plus to wager Ontario only. Please gamble responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600

to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Woo! Brooke just said that a guy with a girlfriend is ghosting her and by ghosting you mean? Well I've just never spoken to him before but I feel like he should be speaking to me. You think? Today's podcast I'm so excited for. I feel like we have a lot to talk about.

Me too. I feel like we're like randomly in a new season right now. I know it feels like fall weirdly it really does it's so nice out the birds are chirping but it feels like fall fall makes me weirdly positive it's my favorite season love fall it's my favorite season too and I'm trying to get a boyfriend just in time I only have like a month to do it it's so cuffing season I know and I'm like I'm trying so hard also to like be someone and like attract someone good like be someone good that attracts someone good and I'm just like okay but can I tell you something I just saw what I saw a TikTok of this girl saying like she was explaining why like

or she was saying how everybody's like sick of this like three-month situation ship and like having to do a trial and error period like over and over again for like three months at a time. And then they were like, well, how are you contributing to that? Like, are you presenting as something you're not?

And then like it fails because it's like you, you couldn't keep up with being like this imaginary person. And I'm like, yes, absolutely. Because right now I'm a horse girl. You are being, can we actually just start with that?

I was going to start with the jojo trisha shit but we'll get into that um your love life is so funny right now and i feel like she's not gonna be able to give all of the details i can't give all the details because i'm not done with it yet yeah but they will prevail and i i just can't wait What can slash will you say? I don't know. So I'm like talking to this guy kind of. Okay. Context. He is a man that I have been in love with since I was literally 13. Which is always just special.

Like it's there's something about being with someone. And I had very few people. But I've always been like the same way I do now where I like like just get so obsessed with people. I've always been like that. But like before it used to be like literal characters or like yeah celebrities like and so I was obsessed with this guy I don't want to say what he does but he like like just imagine me being like so in love with him as like the 13 14 year old like I thought I was gonna marry this man

and now you're talking 10 years later I met him last night for the first time yeah I like this journey for you I don't think you're gonna end up with this man I don't either he it sucks because it's like I won't like in my head I'm like god like that would just be like so full circle and amazing but like I'm seeing the signs and like historically I've ignored the sign yeah and usually I would just be like oh no biggie but like I don't want to go through another three-month situation shift he got out of a very serious relationship like alarmingly recently like like and I didn't even realize how recent it actually was until yesterday he told me and I go wait there's just no way let's just say in a couple days he was supposed to have a really big special event.

And you guys can put together, you know, what that may be. Yeah. I don't know. I just had a situation. I talked about it on the podcast, but that guy who essentially called me a whore. Yeah. The guy who I was talking to like a couple months ago or like a month ago or whatever. He had also just gotten out of a serious relationship and he swore it was like over done with whatever and then that's what happened spoiler alert he got back with his ex-girlfriend

i swore i wasn't gonna get into a situation like that again i'm like listen i'm avoiding anyone who just got out of a serious relationship it's hard though when you go on a date and you sit down with someone who's seemingly single. If you get along, it's like you want to believe. Yeah. And I didn't do the proper like like we'd set the date before I had realized like that there was a girl in the picture at all. And then I was like, but I have to do it for my younger self. You do.

I agree with that. He's so he looks exactly the same. Just like honestly hotter, like manlier, like he's so hot, so smart, like, you know. Yeah. You woke up today to him reading the newspaper. Yeah. So that's an example of a sign that I would usually like. Like I'm I'm trying to do him a favor, too. Like I know that that man is not going to end up with somebody like me. If I open my phone in the morning and it's TikTok and he opens the phone in the morning and it's.

I completely disagree. Don't sell yourself short. Like you you're amazing and i've met him and i think like i think like in a lot of ways you are kind of out of his league but you're fulfilling your no i try maybe i'm wrong i brought him to the jp sax like performance last night and how horrible of an idea was that for somebody who just got out of a serious relationship i want to just like talk can i just tell you about my perspective yeah it was the funniest night of my life last night our friend jp sax he is a singer he makes amazing amazing sad music he just dropped an album called gray area go stream it i have been i've been literally crying to it it's so and last night he had an event where he kind of like played the album and talked about it

at the grammy museum and i don't know why I thought like for some reason I was like, oh, yeah, it's at the Grammy Museum. And I got there and I was like, oh, I should not be here. Like, I don't know why. And it's funny because everyone else was very music industry, like normal, like suits, you know, and then it was just like all of us like that he invited because he loves us and it was super sweet. But Brooke brought a date and it was this man.

And JB's entire album is about going through a very serious breakup of a three year relationship. And he was just talking about it all and watching Brooke sit there with this guy who like I didn't realize how much of the album was about that. Yeah. And had I known like what the songs and the lyrics and stuff were going to be, I probably would not have brought like I was like, am I making him think of this woman? Like I was and we were laughing about it. Like I'd hear a lyric and we just like burst out laughing because it's like he knows I

know. Yeah. And it was just completely funny. And he was like a great sport about it. And it was like super like sweet and funny. It was just funny for us, like your friends to like watch you on this date. I also didn't know any of my friends were coming. So invited me and I was like oh this would be such a good thing to bring a date to not thinking like this this is a guy like barely even hung out with at all so

it's not like I want him to meet all my friends right now it was such a flex date and turned out being like every one of my best friends was there and I just had to be like yeah so this is a guy that I've literally hung out with like twice. It was great for me to be the friend. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face.

Bet on the sports you love with BetRivers Sportsbook. Take a chance chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge but you are this i just want to get into what you woke up to this morning so bad it wasn't this morning it was last night it was last night no i don't know please please it's so canceled coded like if you don't talk about this i don't want him to like think i'm like mean it's not he it was not that bad but how about i say it so that if he ever

sees a clip and i met him last night i'll just talk directly to him no you are so directly no no no seriously seriously it was so nice to meet you and like I think you're great and you know like I think we'll get along we got along we're gonna be great friends so just know that this is all in good fun and my friend Brooke is so much nicer than I and I just hate men way more than her he played guitar at me and he was good that was an important detail he was good if he were bad i would have had to say something and it's crazy because textbook like it is romantic we it is honestly last year at like at the same time like well my last my ex he he's a musician doesn't count he would play guitar at me and i was like oh this is so romantic i love it yeah it's something about him not being a musician and play guitar at me and I was like, oh, this is so romantic. I love it. Yeah.

It's something about him not being a musician and playing guitar at me. Here's what I'll say. Confidence. I'm bold for sure. And he was good. Like it wasn't even bad. There's no reason that I should have this as an ick. Honestly, if I hadn't seen the Barbie movie, I would have not even thought of anything

of it. But when I realized how often like guys really have like played guitar at me I'm like why do they always at you like it's never like didn't I didn't ask for that and it's like you know I was enjoying it it was like okay I've been talking about this a lot lately like a lot so I'll like keep it short but I feel like societally I and I hate to defend a man I hate that I'm even like saying this, any of this right now. But in my opinion, us as women have taken the ick too far. Like I saw this TikTok where this girl was like,

my biggest ick is when a guy goes and gets a Frappuccino. And it's like, as a man, why are you leaving the Frappuccino? And it's like, maybe he wants a fucking vanilla bean frappe. Like I had some empathy there. Like as a man, it's like,

damn bitch, I wanted a caramel frappe. I can't do anything. And I know, have you seen that tick tock of like somebody who adds to their list every time and it'll be like

fucking 362 and it's like do not drink Starbucks yet like it's so we've taken it way too far and it's like I know I've been with a man and like picked a vagina wedgie yeah and

here I am saying you can't get a frappuccino that's the thing what did I do like what is he telling his friends this morning that I did that was an ick for him you know what i mean like did i play guitar at him like in some other way you know what i mean like what did i do that he's like oh no i can't this is not okay a guy last night told me that one of his biggest exes

seeing a girl on an elliptical i would never do such a thing that That's an ick for me too I don't even want to see myself on an elliptical Yeah it's the little the arms of it all It's just kind of crazy He said that's only for older women I get like caught up That's what I mean like it's like moving you Like you're like it's giving gum me

Like it's just too 100% so it's like you know it goes It goes both ways Honestly who knows I haven't spent enough time with him to figure out if I like him Like So it's like, you know, it goes. No. It goes both ways. Honestly, who knows? I haven't spent enough time with him to figure out if I like him. Like, I could be, like, completely wrong about him. But he also told me that Oppenheimer was poorly written. And that was, like, a really big, like, red flag to me.

I was like, I. That's just pretentious. But, like, we can't, like, if we can't agree on, like, my favorite thing ever. It is your favorite thing ever. People have been bringing Brooke photos of Josh Peck and Oppenheimer to the tour like i don't have josh but like can you surprise me with josh peck i'm not even kidding yes i will do that i'm gonna write that down i'm writing his biggest fan but i would like to know so i could wear my world war ii attire what the fuck you also had sex with this man two world war ii documentaries yeah because i'm trying to look like an educated

woman i'm moving up from the B movie, everyone. It's so funny because I realized that when we talk about stuff on the Cancelled podcast, like I, especially sexual stuff, I, and just in real life, I tell you every single detail of my sex life. Like I could hook up with someone, I would come home and I would be like, Brooke, smell my hand. Like it's like, which I, I'm sorry. It just, it is what it is. First of all, I wouldn't smell her hands even if she hadn't just had sex.

They smell fine right now. But. They're not supposed to smell, to be honest. My hands don't smell frequently, okay? You get what I'm saying. And I realize that you never really share details of your sex life. And the other night in North Carolina, I was trying so hard to get any details out of you. On stage.

Okay. And in the hotel room. And in the hotel room. I was just like What position was it Like do you talk Because it doesn't come Naturally to me

I don't really like It's shock I mean I guess I'm on the cancelled podcast So I do talk about Like my sexual escapades In like kind of detail But not like

But not like Not like me Not specifics I don't talk specifics As well Like I feel like Our friend group Is like yes where he came Like it's like just specifics. As well. Like, I feel like our friend group is like, yes, where he came.

Like, it's like just everything, you know? Yeah, not me. And I was begging her for hours to tell me a detail. She finally tells me a detail. It was that they fucked a World War II documentary. But that is an upgrade from the B movie. I know. And I, you know, that's my favorite World War.

I don't know which is worse, actually. It's your favorite World War. It's everyone's favorite World War. It's either a great thing or a really bad thing. And I have no opinion. I think maybe I'm going to just get smart. Maybe this is going to be good for me. I'm going to come out of this on the other end smarter.

I'm going to be just glowing because he's just so, so hot. That is very fair. And something great could come of it. And we don't know yet, you know? And he can play guitar all he wants so long as he is, you know, showing up for me. That's true. In the ways that matter. Speaking of guys that me that's true in the in the ways that matter speaking of guys that play guitar showing up for you in the ways that matter that was really

I I think I got stood up oh no and this has never happened to me in my entire life and I just want you to tell me what you think okay okay lay it on me so there's this musician do i know him you know him see someone i'm in love with because that's but you've been doing that lately no i have not been doing that lately literally at all you just made that up no it's not someone you're in love with but um hunter was on tour with him for like a while oh okay and hunter's been on tour with a million musicians so don't go harass them all please And he's a great guy He really is a great guy

And I want to say like Nine ten months ago Him and I started talking Because he was on tour with Hunter Like I'd FaceTime him And he'd be in the back I remember I was there The night that

That was all happening It was like Hunter was trying To set me up with one And you up with the other Okay so you know exactly right And we start talking And we're trying to go on dates and so on and so forth. But he's a very much so touring musician. Like he's gone like six months of the year at minimum, like, yeah, on a bus, like just

not fucking home literally at all. And it just didn't happen, whatever. And then we started going on tour and we have a tour manager and our tour manager weirdly had worked with him before and so he hit me up and he was like oh my god I love your tour manager they're the best like whatever and we start talking again he sees like peppa stuff out he said he's like do I buy this for you like all this stuff we start talking and whatever and last week he asks me on a date and he's like can we go to dinner this when we were in and he's like, can we go to dinner? This is when we were in North Carolina. He was like, can we go to dinner next Sunday?

And I was like, yeah, let's do it. And I'm kind of clowning him. I'm like, I don't know. You're too busy for me. Like, I feel like you're going to bail. You're going to be on another fucking tour. Like, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, no, I promise you.

I'm just like shitty at my phone. Like, I really want to take you to dinner. Big red flag. What did we say? no one is bad at using their phone at all and like it just I especially if you're touring like what are you doing sitting on a bus like fucking and nobody's home and so he I'm just clowning him like this date isn't gonna happen right and he is doubling tripling quadrupling down like this date is gonna happen I promise you and I'm like okay perfect and then the night before he's with

our tour manager he sends me a photo everything's good right and so it'd been about six days since he asked me on the date it was supposed to be on Sunday I wake up on Sunday to a text from him oh no Tana I am so sorry to do this because I know we joked about bailing but I am trying to be a good person so right after we planned our date I started seeing someone and really hit it off. I think it might be best to cancel tonight because I don't want to put you in a weird spot and be in a different place. I just wanted to be honest with you because you deserve that. So I hope you don't hate me, but completely understand if you do.

My apologies for it being so last minute. I just wanted to wait and make sure because I obviously think you're awesome and we'd get along great. Here's what I don't like. You fell for someone in six days. No, he didn't. Because I obviously think you're awesome and we'd get along great. Here's what I don't like about that. You fell for someone in six days. No, he didn't. That's what I was going to say. What I don't like about it is he had to have already been involved with her

and just didn't know how serious it was at the time that he planned the date with you. So he was already two-timing you before you guys even had a first date. I don't like that. I don't like it at all. And he's so nice guy coded. Like I'm like. No, but. And he's so nice guy coded. Like I'm like. No, but I mean, that was the nice guy thing to do.

I would love for somebody to do that if they were talking to me, like if they were talking to me and had set up a date with another girl and then they like decided they liked me, I would hope that they would do that. You know what I mean? But that's true, I guess. That is true. I don't want anybody seeing me and somebody else. He's just like, oh, I was like excited because I feel like he's like what I need. Like a nice guy, super successful musician.

It for sure would have been way worse, though, had he gone on the date with you and you liked him. And then like he was still he ended up talking to somebody else. And you're like, how the fuck did this happen? That's true. I just guess I needed something for the plot. We talked about this on the last episode, but really am debating you know having a bit of a life in New York so as I've been in New York I've been like on New York hinge like you know what I mean like trying to even just let's say I go on dates with people and they end up being my friend

it's just like nice to like get myself out there in New York right yeah so I put myself on New York hinge and I receive a voice memo from this guy. All right, Tana. Give it up for Tana. Tana sounds like it's short for something or she just likes the sound of it. I'm going to go through your profile for the first time since liking it a few days ago and let you know my thoughts.

All right, first picture. In the car, are you driving? This looks a little dangerous, but mouth is open a little bit. Very seductive. It looks like she's done this before. She won't shut up. That's on my hinge.

Why? Hold on. Why? I think it's good to let them know about the Peppa thing. You're snorting on your hinge profile and you're attracting nice good guys maybe they think i'm like fun and quirky i don't here's the thing i've been having this really actual real crisis i was in new york city with page and i got so high like too high like so high and i just look around the room and it's like we're in new york city at fashion week and there's

just peppa shit everywhere like coloring books that i've colored like it's not like i just look around the room and it's like we're in New York City at Fashion Week. And there's just Peppa shit everywhere. Like coloring books that I've colored. Like it's not like I just look at it. Like I'm playing with these things. Oh my God. That's so fucking embarrassing. Look at her Peppa nails. I have Peppa nails right now.

Which are so cute. They're my favorite nails I've literally ever had. Oh my God. In my 25 years of existence. But I'm the weird pig girl. And I know that. And you know what I mean? You miss piggy hoo?

Yeah. Like, you know? And so I try to let people know. Anyways. I'm a pig. I know that it's a pig and it's a cartoon. But I don't really know the morals and the motifs of the story. She cannot ride a bike.

You mean to tell me you live in New York City and you've never ridden a city bike on the West Side Highway on Mali? Because I have. And we could do that together, maybe. Or separate. But it's a fun idea. I'll teach you. Alright, scrolling down. Bikini picture.

Classic. We like it. We like a bikini picture. Another car selfie. Seems like Tana has a fetish. Most controversial opinion. There's no way that Helen Keller flew that plane. Also on my head.

That's fucked up because Helen Keller was my great-grandmother, and bitch, she flew that plane. No one actually likes Aperol Spritz. I mean, a mirror selfie with a watch. Are you a watch girl? I find that watches have no utility, but this is still hot. She has great boobs, obviously. And drinking pickle juice from the pickle jar that's romantic i love that too oh this profile is long he has too much time on the head with the sunglasses maybe this should be your first pick and then russian vibes at the end yeah she's hot we should talk um i love you i gotta go i love you

i gotta go it's hilarious Okay so he sends me this I think it's funny as fuck Like you can debate If it's a green or a red flag But to me It looked green Right It depends on where

You're looking at it from And then So I give him my number And then I'm just thinking About this more And I'm like okay But he I'm not the only person

He's done this to And imagine a guy Doing that eight times In a night That's what I'm telling you He has he's done this to. And imagine a guy doing that eight times in a night. That's what I'm telling you. He has way too much time. What was that? Three minutes long? Like, that's, it's just icky to me.

The soundboard, like, really actually thinking about it. Yeah, what you think he had to, yeah. Like, and so I make a TikTok about it. I'm like, I weigh out my pros and cons as I do, as we do with everything. It's like, do I want this to manifest into something great? Or do I just want to make it content and move on with my life what means more to me the content weighed out in this situation we do it for you guys and all the attention seriously no um so i make a tiktok about it and then get this all these people start tagging me and another girl had already made

a viral tiktok screen screening the voice memo from this man then a pandora's box opens of like eight more girls who this exact man like his name he lives in new york city wait i want him to do it to me i want to know what he really thinks of my profile i'll ask him we talk um he starts texting me he starts texting me and he asked me to take the tiktok down he's like and then okay i, I might go to hell for this. Why? Because, what, is his girlfriend going to find out? I'm like, I'll trigger it. And here's the thing.

I'm just imagining his boys, like, seeing that and clowning him. And then I'm getting the ick double. Like, I just, and so again, I weigh it on. I'm like, no, I'm leaving the TikTok up. I don't care if you ever talk to me again. Like, you did it. It's a public dating app, whatever. He texted me two days ago.

And he's like, so many people are texting me in my life like who are you all the shit like you can leave it up and i'm like okay so now you love the attention oh no no and it's like now he likes the clout moving on i'm wearing my fake bottega earrings today in honor of our viral moment you know what's so crazy about that? Is that we suddenly have imaginary beef with Madeline Klein. That's what I want to talk to you about. Okay, so. Wait, first of all, it really is crazy how you can just say, one person can say some shit online and then it's just like the truth.

I've never met Madeline Klein. And it's so funny because we do that. Like we say shit online and then it's just the truth. So I'm not hating, but. I'm obsessed with her like it was not about her we told the story about a fake LA girl who kind of was being a stupid fucking to Brooke about her photagate earrings and you know just people being stuck up in LA in general everyone thinks it is about Tila Dunn or Madeline Klein I don't Think Teela Dunn would do that she Wouldn't I feel like she would get some

Bottega earrings too she's so what and Honestly she's so sweet you see somebody Do the actual like um like breakdown of Because it's costume jewelry like the Bottega yes someone did that in like Honor of our viral moment viral but it's Their gold gold plated the same they're Literally like they have the same exact

Makeup yeah the same you're buying the Bottega ones you're just financially just financially irresponsible and so stupid like it's i can't even get into that but it's funny because the story is just about someone who isn't in the scene at all like it's someone that we like yeah it's just like a random girl we kind of like half work with or like work around yeah and everyone keeps asking who it is and it's like no one would even know and it's just like telling it's way more awkward now because like we're going to have to see her. I feel like she's the type to like hit me too. Can I tell you something?

Like something horrible. But I could take her. I could definitely take her. So don't fucking try. OK. No, but listen to something horrible that happened with her and I one time that makes me think that she might actually like this. This attention that she's going to get.

She definitely loves this. I feel like she loves that. But one time. This is actually horrible. Like this makes us. Or me look really bad. Not me. But.

I was at a meeting. With honestly Becca Moore. Becca Moore. Her team. And. Natalie. My manager. And.

It was like a few of us at a table. Okay. No cockroaches in sight. No. And. And. She was sitting next to me this girl and natalie put us all in a group chat like except for her and was like i'm sorry like

she's just you know she's just this rich girl from like blah blah and like because she was kind of she was doing what she normally does like boasting about wait okay keep in mind that you did not i called her like a stupid fucking it doesn't shut the fuck up and doesn't know how it needs to be hit in the fucking face and it's a viral sound on tiktok and now she's gonna know i want there to still be some deniability there please oh like she's gonna bite me no she knows she has to know by now wait but listen you didn't you didn't hear the rest of the story i know but are we gonna leave it in? Yeah. Fuck. It's fine. It's fine. Well, this is okay.

So Natalie, but she was just like, sorry. Like, she's just like this rich girl from like blah, blah, blah. Like, it's fine. And at the time that Natalie sent the text, it's a group chat with every single person at the table except for her. She had my phone in her hand. So it popped up for her and she just put it down. She goes, you think I'm rich?

I swear to God. And all of us just died because we were like, what do we even say? Like Natalie Bowling has the historic like worst luck when it comes to like, like remember, don't do that. Do not ever drag me into some shit like that. Like I don't want to like because I wouldn't be texting about somebody at the table. I never do that because it like scares me too much. Me too, because I'm just hyper aware of it. Like if I see that two because it like scares me Too much me too cuz I just wait for

Aware of it like if I see this that two People are like both texting I'll be Like what the fuck are you guys talking About 100% I never ever ever ever do it Natalie did that but I think we talked About that like I didn't even see she Saw the message before I did so I was Just like what was I gonna do and like

What Natalie couldn't check to make sure That my phone wasn't in her hand yeah That's fucking she always does that she Did that with Ashley And Bella and Turks And a whole novel Talking shit about them And they were in the Fucking group chat

So hilarious But she just She was like flattered by it She was like Oh like haha You think I'm rich So I feel like She would like

Here's what I'm gonna do And I say it to her face I'm like why are you Like so adamant About like fakes Like and stuff like that It's not a fake But

She I'm gonna talk direct to camera And say that you This is my new thing Just addressing the people Like to the camera As we you this is my new thing and just just addressing the people like to the camera as we go when I say you've never been hit in the face I don't mean I want to hit you in the face like I don't mean that you deserve to be hit in the face or anything like that I think there's just an archetype of people who have lived a a life where no one has

ever really told them no and I don't really know your story this is an assumption but granted there's a lot of stories that give me context to make this assumption that you know no one's ever just told you that sometimes you you should shut the fuck up and you shouldn't maybe say you know that just her bag is fake or shitty about like this like especially my number one thing is like if you talk to me and you made all your own money or whatever and you're bragging about money then that's one thing But if you are spending Your parents money And ridiculing other people

For how they spend theirs Don't fucking talk to me Like I do not I just Every conversation I've kind of Had with her And again

God I'm Like fuck It's fine Like we were just at A friend's birthday And she was there And she was wearing This gorgeous

The most beautiful dress John Paul Gaultier dress she was wearing this gorgeous John Paul Gaultier dress. And I am obsessed with John Paul Gaultier archives. It's like my favorite brand. Like if I get a piece from John Paul Gaultier that's like from the 2000s or the 90s, I'm gagged, you know? And so I see it and I'm like, oh my fucking God, like I need this dress. Like, and I'm just talking to her about it. And she's very much like, you can borrow mine.

And I'm like, I'm going to get it. We can twin you can't find it yeah and she just goes on this whole thing like literally the only person who's worn it is kim kardashian think you can't find it and like i don't mean to be like i know i can fucking find that dress but like i'm good at it i love it i love john paul gilte i know i could find it and i'm kind of like it was amazing she was just talking so like what felt like down to me about the fact that i like couldn't and now i'm like i need the dress i'm gonna wear it the next episode i complimented it and i didn't i didn't

even know so god imagine letting her tell me i would i just it was like so dehumanizing it was like i and i regret it so much i'm never giving a compliment out ever i still want to be friends like you know she's actually she's really fucking smart and she actually works really hard it's not like she's just like everything handed to her and like whatever but I just I don't fuck with people who like shame people other people 100 and it's also like what we think is gonna go viral uncanceled is never what goes viral like it's always like just a random moment that you think's gonna be swept under the rug and now it's like I have to see this bitch every week and it's like never gonna yeah whatever we won't see her anymore okay speaking of super rich out of touch problems oh the craziest thing just happened to me when i first got one of my first really big checks my first big purchase

was a cartier love bracelet the ones that screw on and you can only take it off if you unscrew it when Kylie Jenner would wear like fucking 12 of them 12 of them and it was $7,700 which I just did not should not have been spending on that at the time but I was young and I wanted it so bad and I get it and after two years and these are you're meant to have these for life like it's called the eternal love bracelet it's like someone's what you love is supposed to screw it on you and it never comes off obviously no one loved me I screwed it on myself But anyways after two years it breaks And the screws just start unscrewing And it like fall off of me

It's a really common problem actually it happens to a lot of people Which is just wild like it won't screw shut Whatever and so I've just had it like Laying around and then I Got my watch I got this little Silver bracelet I was like it'd be so cute if I stacked Them all together and like it means a lot to me it reminds me of like you know how everything started yeah yeah and so I send it with Robin my assistant to get fixed and at Cartier and it's this whole

dramatic thing like all the Cartiers are shut down for construction and we can't get in we can't get an appointment she finally gets an appointment at a Cartier an hour away we finally get to get it fixed it's gone for months like we're she appointment at a Cartier an hour away. We finally get to get it fixed. It's gone for months. She's talking to Cartier all the time and whatever. And so finally, she wakes me up the other day, and she's like, your Cartier bracelet, I'm going to get it today.

And she comes back, and she's like, I have a delivery from Cartier, and I'm so excited to put it on. And I'm going somewhere cute, and I'm like, I'm going to wear it. I'm so excited, whatever. And I open going somewhere cute And I'm like I'm gonna wear it I'm so excited Whatever And I open this bracelet And it is a completely

Different bracelet It is Oh man It's not white gold It's yellow gold I sound like this bitch I can't even Like now I sound like

I've never been hit in the face I'm like I only wear yellow gold So I'm just saying It doesn't fit my wrist You would've loved it It was so tiny It would've fit your wrist perfectly I know I have these thick It was so tiny. It would have fit your wrist perfectly.

I know. I have these thickum wrists. I have cankles of the wrist. What the fuck? They sent me home with the wrong bracelet. A cheaper bracelet as well. Had they sent me home with a nicer bracelet, I would have looked the other way. Yeah, imagine they accidentally sent you like the iced out one.

Where's my bracelet? Yeah, who has your bracelet? That's like, it's $8,000. That's like mixing up a baby. It'd be so different if this was like a Sephora mix up. Or if this was like, yeah, but it's like, that's like like it's eight thousand dollars like that's like mixing up a baby 100 it'd be so different if this was like a sephora mix-up or if this was like like yeah but it's like that's the thing if you have someone's then someone has your that's the price of a car yeah it is we call cartier they really don't give a shit like it's this whole thing they get they talk to robin and then they're like actually like here's the voicemail

and she just has to leave like a i'm like a voicemail for my seven thousand dollar a voicemail what yeah what so as i do i'm like i know how i can get this resolved real quick i make a tiktok turn to the internet had no idea cartier was on tiktok really you know guess what i woke up to today with it. Cartier themselves dropping off a brand new bracelet. The one I had a brand new one like or mine, I guess. But I don't believe that it's mine. And it looks a little looks like a warning. It looks a little newer, nicer. I don't then I think, you know what I mean?

Maybe they cleaned mine. Who knows? And a present. The entire thing was also in Robin's name. Like she went and like she did it you know what i mean like and it was in her name and all the shit and the cardi a person comes and is like tell tana she's gonna love the gift like they saw my fucking tiktok no which is just crazy to me i'm really excited about my bracelet i don't know the story so now you have two no no i gave the

other one back well actually do you know what's funny? Is we had an extra Cartier lying around. So Robin gave them the wrong one that they gave us back. And then I had to find that one. I sound like the bitch who's never been hit in the face. It's like, it's crazy. Yeah, I don't understand what happened. At all. Aubrey O'Day messaged me.

And who is she? She is the one from Danity Kane who went on Sophia with an F's podcast. And I thought that the way that she was talking to her Was like very disrespectful so I went On a bit of a tangent on an episode I saw that and she was speaking to her Disrespectfully yeah so that's what I thought And a lot of people Sophia handled it well I guarantee it didn't affect Sophia at all

Yeah but it that I think That's the point that she was trying so she Sent me like screenshots of Sophia and her like conversation And like I think Sophia really wasn't impressed about it I think That she thought it was like fun ban Sophia and her Like conversation and like I think it Sophia really wasn't impressed about it I think that she thought it was like fun Banter and that's what all those things

Were you sent me like a really long text Just saying like it's like a sister Banter like well I don't appreciate your Take at all and I don't call Sophia like Unsuccessful and shit and I just did it It was just it didn't you know what it Didn't come off the way that You meant for it to in my opinion and

So maybe maybe I was wrong and Maybe I misinterpreted it but listen my job Is to interpret things I'm gonna start saying that All the fucking time like why Jeremy I don't cancel my job You don't know anything about me or my life Or career which you made clear from all the judgment and misinformation

that I heard you speaking. I'm here if you would like to be a fully informed human. One thing about me is I do not want to be a fully informed human. We should have her on. We should like Zoom call her in. She said, and if she's your good friend and put you up to this, then watch Alex Cooper's interview. Sophia did not put me up to this.

In fact, she did not even. And if she's your sister, why the fuck are you so quick to tell her to watch Alex Cooper's interview because she didn't sell me as her aggressor. Oh, she said, and I wasn't her name or the same as I wasn't with Sophia. She spelt it S O P H I A. Sophia with an F.

Um, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Aubrey. Wait, is it Audrey? Aubrey. I called her Audrey when I, the first time I know her name is aubrey i fucked up but i don't know i'm sorry if you want to call in your feelings that has to be the most disingenuine apology i've ever seen i do feel bad she's going

through something check this one out is it the face tune yeah she's saying that someone is going through something because they're face tuning too much holy shit i dude i went on i need to do that she's very beautiful i went on a deep dive the other day with ashley schwan of my old photographs that yeah that's major and og tana on the swing i'm gonna edit it in but there's this photo of noah cyrus and i that I post I remember vividly you post No I remember you posting the one that You posted the other day with the Dresses that you and Ashley had

Matching I think you were at like Playlist live or play this live next to The D'Amelio's I had an entire year Where like I actually literally wanted To look like avatar avatar like I was Using a filter that made my eyes blue I Don't even have blue eyes like I Remember that too it was just like it also

was I was on a lot of drugs like I'm just gonna be so motherfucking for real like I was on so many pills and potions and I needed my Instagram taken away from me can we talk about that as well I think as I'm getting sober and older I have delved into my my addictions and all of the things that I've been through and I I do truly feel like I'm in a place in my life right now and obviously addiction is not linear and you know things happen but I feel like I'm in a place where I'll never be that bad again or that dark again or that addicted really to anything ever again I guess like after I you know got through a lot of these addictions especially pills and had like some scary close

calls and shit I just kind of moved on I was like okay I don't do that anymore and I haven't like reflected on that time of my life and it's really crazy because like I don't remember it like at all I don't remember like three years of my life you know and sorry keep going actually what no I was just gonna I would just keep going Because I was gonna just completely like Go on a tangent Well I want to know But Well I've been looking into that like

That therapy where like you like Move your eyes I want to do that And it makes you remember things right? Yeah but Apparently it can be like really bad for some people I feel like that might be bad for me Yeah I don't

I don't need to open And it's a very like It's like a traumatic process I think I'm pretty mentally healthy I do have a lot of trauma that I need to unpack but Me't need to very like it's like a traumatic process I think I'm pretty mentally healthy I do have a lot of trauma that I need to unpack but me too but like some of it's like oh I forgot oh no and it yeah and it's kind of like why do I necessarily want to unpack that yeah I guess it could manifest in horrible ways I might need to I think it translates at least for me and like a lot of other areas like where I don't like the way that I date in the way that I

like like my like self-efficacy and the way that I like like my Like self efficacy and Stuff like that is like affected directly by like Things that I haven't worked Through yeah and I guess I just don't because I Don't remember but um I don't remember like three years of my life which I Think is really sad and one day I'll be Super sad about that but

I shot an entire Reality show on Xanax and I don't remember it at all. Like I wasn't like shooting barred out. Like it was more so like I was taking so much when I was done shooting that it would like transfer into the next day and shit. Yeah. And then you just lost the whole thing. But like how crazy is that?

That is really crazy. And I feel like we were we were friends at that time. I don't remember. Well, actually, you were so barred out. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. And at that time, I don't remember. Well, actually, you were so barred out. Yeah. Yeah. I remember. And at that time, I like I had never even tried Xanax or anything.

And so I was like traumatized. I remember you would try to get not try to get me to take it. But like if I was ever like in a panic, you'd be like, just take some. And I'd be like, no, it's an amazing thing in moderation. And like now I'm prescribed and I take it only if I'm having a panic attack in a slight amount and I don't abuse it literally at all, which is I never thought I would either. I made it sound like I abused Xanax on like an episode or on the Trisha episode because I talked about it. But I think it's because we just talk about it so casually.

I'm prescribed. So I did like Xanax and Adderall. I literally need them like for like my fucking chemicals. But there was just a time in my life where you don't take them together. There was just a time in my life where I was abusing everything I could. You know what I mean? And I was dating people as well who did. So it just, you know, like made it feel easier.

I don't know. But I want to do, I want to react to MTV at some point, either on the podcast or somewhere, because I don't remember it at all. I don't know if you should. I don't know if you want to bring that back up for people. Didn't you have like a pretty like bad reaction, public reaction to that show? Not really. Would you ever do another show? I think we kind of have been talking about this a little. people didn't you have like a pretty like bad reaction public reaction to that show not really would you ever do another show i think we kind of have been talking about this a little

i've always said no but like maybe i don't know it would depend on the control like mtv was just hard i talk about it all the time but like it especially on mtv like the episodes end up completely not how you feel like you shot them in my opinion they kind of they build the storyline like after the fact yeah and just a little like if you're in the bathroom and you're on the mic and you say something like they have full rights to like edit that into like a drone shot of hollywood hills like you know what i mean like that was such a fun time it it's just i was on that you guys can't tell but I was in it. You were in that episode. Actually, the episode you were in is the one where I was like,

I don't know if I can do reality TV anymore. I think that's also why I was trying to escape reality as much as I could because I don't think that it was made for me. That whole episode was something that was written to have a girls' night and written into Trevi's alcoholism. It was written into it and all this shit and it just Ended up the edit just ended up being Not what happened at all or like what Was agreed on between Trevi and I off

Camera and all this shit and it just Like didn't look good and it made me Sad if I were to ever do a reality show I would want it to be like the Kardashians where everything is like You know beforehand like what scene You're filming what the storyline is And you just have the like the way that

Like Stassi baby and Kylie sit down, and they start talking about, like, their surgery. Like, they knew going into that that that's what the scene was going to be. But that's kind of how MTV was. Really? And then it's, the Kardashians just have full edit control. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, they're the producers of the show.

I had a producer credit, but, no, that Tana wasn't producing anything. She wasn't producing shit. I would do it. I think that would be fun. I think we should have a canceled reality show. Speaking of canceled, not really reality show. That was my worst segue yet. I was trying to keep it going.

I don't know. I think you're still. People are mad at us. Oh, yeah. We just released a JoJo Siwa episode. And because we were going on tour, we have been severely stacking episodes. Because we'll be gone for weeks at a time. And even just with my New York stints and shit,

like I don't necessarily when I leave here and especially just with the stalker and everything that's at home, like I don't necessarily always know when I'm coming back. So we always want to stack episodes. And so like a while ago, I don't want to say like a number of days because I always get that wrong. And then people get mad. We shot an episode with Jojo Siwa right around the time we shot an episode with Trisha.

And we shoot the episode with Trisha. And we're talking about like, you know, I've been telling Trisha this. I tell her this every day. I want to have your back. I am your fucking friend. I'm so sad that people have like done so much shitty shit to you. And I guess right after we shot with Jojo, she also went on Howie Mandel's podcast. And I didn't know this but like she apparently

like is very close with Colleen Ballinger and I would have loved to talk about that on cancelled you know like I didn't know about it yeah I didn't see the clip but I know that she like yeah she like publicly defended Colleen or whatever I I'm not here to super unpack it's just not my journey I mean everyone knows how I feel about Colleen Ballinger and how I feel about Trisha and how I feel about that whole fucked up situation. And, you know, if that's JoJo's journey, that's JoJo's journey.

But A, we probably wouldn't have... I think the timing has looked really shady. We probably wouldn't have had her on. If we did, I would have asked her about it at least. You know what I mean? That's what canceled is. Like, I'm down to have canceled people on and ask them about cancelled shit

Or whatever it is And I don't necessarily know If Jojo's fully cancelled But I know that In the Trisha community She is You know And we put out this episode

And people were hot Yeah Like so fucking pissed About having her on And our friendship with Trisha And whatever And yeah We just didn't know

And it was just horrible timing And it's really nothing To even like Talk about Because it's like I commented back to some people I was like listen just didn't know And it was just horrible timing and It's really nothing to even like talk about Because it's like I commented back to some people I was like listen we didn't fucking know Also I mean we reached out to Trisha to make sure That she was she knew that yeah and I texted Trisha and was just like hey this

Jojo episode is going live like I didn't know all This happened and Trisha was just so nice about it and didn't give a Shit she's so sweet and it's not like This huge anti Jojo situation but if If listen I'm team Trisha every time It's always gonna be Trisha I am team Team team Trisha we were just talking About how we want to start having

Trisha on like once every other month That's like a recurring everyone loved Her so much and it felt so natural like She's she's so good at asking questions She's just yeah really great I'm going To her house again tomorrow and I'm so Excited she was like sending me voice Memos yesterday like two minute long Voice memos and I was so fucking gagged Because it's like I listened to her house again tomorrow and I'm so excited. I am so jealous. She was like sending me voice memos yesterday, like two minute long voice memos.

And I was so fucking gagged because it's like I listened to her talk for like minutes at a time, like on TikTok and podcast and shit. I was like, there's no way. Like Malibu was in the back. I am like making it my life's goal to hear Malibu Barbie's first word. She's going to speak. I bet she already speaks. I bet she looks like a genius to me.

She comes out fast talking like Trisha. Could you imagine? She's like reading already. Like fastest buck. I don't know why this just reminded me of it. But me and Natalie got in the biggest fight the other day. Why? Because you know how like, well, Natalie just says the funniest things sometimes.

And sometimes I think Natalie just doesn't even know me at all. But I sent her, I sent her Alexis. Just got like a, like, like McDonald's reached out to her i sent her alexis um just got like a like like mcdonald's reached out to her and sent her like pr they sent it to natalie and i was like how am i not getting mcdonald's pr i talk about mcdonald's every opportunity i get and natalie literally said to me she's like i've never seen you talk about mcdonald's like i go i literally like i couldn't talk about mcdonald's more i cosplayed a mcdonald's worker it's so funny because i asked you for halloween if we could be like the hamburglar

and like ronald mcdonald and you were so offended i have in every episode someone gifted me a happy meal i have a mcdonald's rug in my house i eat mcdonald's at least once a day every single day and like it was i was so hot at her saying that Like I felt like she was like Like trying to upset me Like what if I was like Amari is like way more of a Peppa fan than you Like Yeah that's so true

I was sick And I don't know why it upset me so much But anyway McDonald's if you're listening I will do anything for you I would ask my manager for shit like that But he would just straight up say I'm sorry sweetie But you're not getting tickets to that show

You know I didn't even ask her, but I was just like, oh, my God. Like, like, how have they not seen anything I've said about them? Like, I say things about them all the time. All she did was make one TikTok about McDonald's. Petition for McDonald's to sponsor the canceled podcast. I don't even want a sponsor. I just want a gift card, dude. I spend so much money at McDonald's, which is it is like actually McDonald's is your Roman Empire

It is McDonald's is my Roman Empire I realized Helen Keller is mine Yeah I do think about her a lot So much I don't know what I think about a lot I think about Helen Keller so much Do you think about the Roman Empire a lot Aaron

Like Two or three times a week I saw somebody Two or three times a week you think about the roman empire a lot aaron like two or three times a week i saw somebody god two or three times a week you think about the fucking roman empire what is the roman empire that's exactly right what's the roman no but seriously like i think it's i saw a tiktok of a girl saying this but like guys aren't thinking about the roman empire they're thinking about gladiator like they're not they aren't they don't know anything historically about the Roman Empire. I'm not kidding you. Gun to my head. What's a Roman? I'm pretty sure it was Greece.

Royale? Yeah, what's a Roman? They were the biggest. They were painted on the walls, I think. And they're muscular. They were the most successful civilization, like BC. And then they painted on the walls and muscular. I think.

And I think that they influenced a lot of our government. and I think that they they like influenced a lot of were they mad at something no they were just like top of the world at one point why and it's what was the what was the fall of the Roman Empire yeah I think so Caesar and Brutus might have been you never you know Julius Caesar the play what so the Romans are a bunch of big men named julius and caesar i think we're mad like we would have nothing in our like modern civilization if it weren't for the roman empire yeah she's right so like we wouldn't have like best buy yeah no not without caesar there is no best buy without caesar people compare today to like the end of roman empire times there's a lot of similarities like what it's just um just you want to get intellectual yeah go ahead go ahead so pretty much back in the day like when they were falling they had like all these ideas of like really like big consumerism if i'm not

mistaken not like capitalism and everything we have nowadays. But so they were consuming like grapes? Well, yeah. Like they just got like super into material life. Too many grapes. Just physical things. Like sex, power, everything. I get that. I get how that happened. Today is. I'm a Roman.

But it's like the fall of the Roman Empire was like the end times. But what fell? Everyone was like, you're done. It was like a combination of a lot. Have you ever seen like the uh art piece of just rome on fire i think so it's a big painting i don't remember i'm convinced men don't really know about it either i think yeah i think they are just thinking about the movie gladiator but you think about it all the time yeah it's a pretty cool

thing to think about man it's like you know what do i think about all it's like i bet he's cheating you know i'm talking about what it's like i bet he's thinking about cheating or like thinking about another girl say it again those memes you know i'm talking about no oh yeah i know what you're talking about i bet he's probably thinking about another girl whatever like they're in bed and he's just like and he's just like got some roman empire on his mind that's actually a guy's brain you you know? God, that's crazy. Maybe not two to three times. Maybe like once a week.

Shout out to the Romans and whatever they did. Pretty cool. I still don't know. I want to learn how to ride a horse. Are you going to play guitar? Brooke pulls up tomorrow on a horse playing guitar. Listen, I'm willing to adapt. Okay okay i have a fun segment for you i'm calling back to what we were just talking about with like our our ics you know what i mean page

was talking about dating a guy and him eating spaghetti and having spaghetti stains on the corners of his mouth like they were orange when they left okay so you that was a bad one She was saying It's an ick And Isabella The other day Was talking about a guy Taping his mouth When he sleeps So that he Is a nose breather

And not a mouth breather When he sleeps Oh I should have done that To my And I Again I've been on this train Where I'm having

So much empathy For the ick Because I think I'm a walking ick Yeah it's almost like The pendulum is swinging back Because it's like We took it too far

Exactly And so it reminded me Of the fact that I dated a guy Who every night Would tape his mouth shut So that he wasn't A mouth breather

Who was it? And it was And I hate that And I remember When I was dating him Apparently I also called him Dumb on cancel And he called me The fuck out for it recently But I don't remember that I don't think you dating him, apparently I also called him dumb on cancel

and he called me the fuck out for it recently. But I don't remember that. I don't think you're dumb. I miss you, but you have a girlfriend, so whatever. He would tape his mouth shut every night. And I remember in the moment being like, I cannot handle this. I was up in arms over that.

Like he would give me my final slug. He would give me my final kiss goodnight. and then he would like tape his mouth every night but now I look back and like I kind of miss him and I'm sitting there thinking like of all the things I would do so so so hot so hot crazy that big dick me so much hope and hinge like when you popped out with him I was like oh fuck i'm not even kidding you i i hate the way hinges happened for me like i met this man who was so hot big dick he would fuck me in the mirror make me watch that's everything empire so hot that's my fucking roman tape your mouth shut all you fucking want okay yeah like and honestly if he's dumb Why would you even want him to have his mouth open no And he's not even dumb um

And the thing is is every hinge Thing that I've happened that's happened to me Since I thought all hinge would just be this And that's why I was so fine breaking up with him I was like I'm gonna Get back out there I'm gonna find another one yeah that's the problem is Like once you have a good a positive experience like all The sudden you think that's just gonna keep coming it's not the Whole app but I think you accidentally like hit the jackpot on the

First try I did and then everything has been so sad from there but it made me want to decide to start a series of telling you things that people i dated did oh that gave me the ick and you tell me if it's ick or not slash you can guess who okay okay okay okay i dated someone that every night instead of brushing their teeth with a toothbrush and toothpaste they would brush their teeth with a washcloth and coconut oil. You told me this one, but I actually did that trick on tour with Paige. And it wasn't coconut oil, but I used a washcloth and toothpaste because I couldn't find my toothbrush.

That's, yeah, but not the whole time. Not the whole time, but just the last day. I'm going to go Mod Sun. Bella Thorne. Really close if you think about it and I just remember the time being like but now I'm like I think that's like effective I think coconut oil is she was she was just so like that like she would like pour beer in her hair because it's good for your hair like conditioner type shit like she would just do so many things like that someone fact check that for so long Erin That's like literally

How like Everything happened And I by the way Want to date a girl So badly again Like I want to be gay Again so bad I would love to be

Like the problem The reason I haven't Like really Like tapped into it Is because I Just I love Like a good Solid

Dicking Penis Yeah I I want to date I like really want to Date a girl again So bad like I miss it

I think it's so fun But I just Struggle I've only ever dated Two girls in my life really And like I struggle so hard I've talked about this before But every girl I date

It's just like They almost have to be Like on your level You said kind of Which I hate Because then people Call me gay for pay And gay for clout

And gay for sign And I'm not But it's just like When I date a normal girl Every time I ever have I've found that like They just want to wear my clothes And they want to be around me

To get to like guys to date And they're like faking by Or like To like I don't know Because I I think I've said this before Like but have you heard

Miley Cyrus talk about it How she likes to date Women Because she's like Going to be the breadwinner anyway So she might as well feel like A more masculine energy Than being with a man And being way more successful than him that's true i

can't figure out if i'm like a top or a bottom because with bella i felt like i was a bottom but with noah i felt like i was the top and i've done both i guess with bella i your verse i think i i don't know in verse i dated someone that everywhere they went in their bag, they would not be happy unless they had watercolor paints and a paintbrush. Maud's son, obviously. I miss him. What the fuck? Oh, the serenader just texted me. What did he say?

Doesn't matter. This one is just crazy. It's not even an ick. It's just like I can't believe I was this close to the person. And it's weird because sometimes I like miss being this close with the person. But like and this person obviously hates when I talk about this because it's so off brand for them. I don't even know how to explain this. We like fart on each other.

We burp in each other's mouths like he would take my own finger and like touch my own asshole and then try to put it to my face. That's like I don't like that uh I feel like Chris Miles definitely yeah but like I miss I miss being that close to someone sometimes now I wish like I know we say this all the time but I wish Chris Miles and you could just be like a normal couple because like that was we look god I love him I Love and I appreciate you saying that Like everyone hates him so much and I Wish I could express so much so crazy it Really is crazy like the publicly hates Not public but like like the fans and

Stuff are like no boo Chris miles but Like he is our like if they met him They would love him we all love him like If they met him they would love him and Like I was equally as toxic it's so Funny because Chris was telling me the Other day that I've been saying I want to get A gun because my whole stalker thing and I'm like sober now I feel

Like I could have a gun whatever Chris was saying that for my birthday he like Was about to buy me a gun as A gift at one point and then he didn't and I Was like oh why didn't you and he like it was all These other random reasons but I was like At one point we were so toxic that I Genuinely genuinely feel like

If he bought me that gun I would have pulled it on him. Okay. And not shot him. I would never have shot him, obviously. This is crazy. No, but it was like, it was really a lot of like fighting and like just, the fights just got so, so crazy. And it was bad for our relationship because I was like triggered.

I felt like I was with Fawn and Sean. It was, yeah, it was so crazy. And it's funny Because now we are like Literally best friends And we don't hook up Like actually And like we're so cool And it's like

I hate that when I'm around him I'll always think Like why can't we just date Honestly cut to her saying On the like I remember the episode When you were like We just can't be friends

It's impossible And I was so sad about it I was heartbroken About feeling that way And I feel like A big part of why We couldn't be friends I think was because

I needed to be sober Like because I would get drunk And just like It would like We'd go back into So many patterns And him I don't know what

Happened with him He woke up one day And just decided to He didn't want to be toxic With me anymore at all And now we're like Just so cool And like best friends

And it's awesome You guys are in like A healthy era And I'm so happy about it Because I feel like I don't ever want to go back To the way it was And I don't think we will

And we're just friends I agree Do you think if he went in To buy a gun They would even let him I don't feel like he would Go in to buy a gun I feel like someone would

Oh he would get it on Like a little black market situation He would postmates a gun I asked him that the other day I said if right now I said I need a gun here How long do you think It would take for you

To have a gun here And he said 25 minutes God he's so He's so funny He's a really nice guy I'm going gonna make a list like this for you and i'm gonna do it on the next episode just please but it's gonna be not guys i didn't date it's gonna be just guys that you know about i dated someone who had to fill their shower and bathroom mirror with paper affirmations mod son no oh like Sorry I'm like Coming for his neck

Like 35 of them And they would be like I blank Am going to do this This and this But sometimes I would like see my name On there sometimes

And shit Like I would like see like Rusty No Oh And like sometimes They would just be like So like I will be

The ruler of the world Like you know what I mean That type of energy I don't know this one Jake Paul but I like Me I hate like at the time I would be Like what though and you know what how Am I gonna talk shit about that when he Has had the success he has I think every

Single thing I ever saw on an Affirmation that at the time I thought Was like insane came true and I actually I'd be surprised if you come over and I Have like I'm gonna I started doing that In my own like weird little ways as of Recently and I actually I'd be surprised if you come over and I have like I'm gonna I started doing that in my own like weird little ways as of recently and I like thought like a couple months ago I started doing even the shower I'll like write everything I want to accomplish that day like just on not like with writing like on paper like he would but I'll just like write it on the

shower like I've been trying to do things like that and I remember thinking to myself the other day I was like I used to find this to like writing affirmations to be so corny. And then it's like, look at him go. And like, you know. Yeah. I believe in manifestation. Chris used to get so mad at me because and I used to get the ick that he would be so mad. I would be like, you don't understand me.

Like, you hate me. You're just so mean. He would want to watch a TV show like we'd get in bed and he'd want to watch a TV show. And I'd be like, no, I don't want to watch the show with you right now. I want to watch a show show like we'd Get in bed and he'd want to watch a TV Show and I'd be like no I don't want to Watch this show with you right now I Want to watch a show on tick-tock in 500 parts and I would sit there for Two and a half hours there's like Actual entire movies on tick-tock no I

Watch the entire show seasons of why Women kill on tick-tock in parts and he Would be like you're horrible to be Around like like I'm sitting here like I Can't see your phone as well. Maybe you're better now with your AirPods. You could do that by yourself. But then why would I invite him over, though?

So, you know, it's like, why couldn't I just put it on the show? And then, like, eventually, it's just I put the show on, and I would fast forward to only parts I hadn't seen on TikTok. And he was like, literally, I hate being around you. And I was like, I hate being around you, too. And it was like, Tana, that's awful. My last one is just um at one point i legitimately got jealous when i was dating kevin because i felt like he loved his dog and cared

about his dog more than me i still feel that way i get that i would get jealous too but like do you know what i mean a lot of people are like that you know this is really bad can i tell you something i sometimes don't like like if i see someone on a dating app and they, like, have, like, more than one photo of their dog, I'm like, relax. But I'm so obsessed with my cat that it's, like, ridiculous. It just got to the point where it was, like, I felt like across a 24-hour day with him, like, he would be like, Duke, oh, my God, like, give the dog way more love than me. And he was still giving me such an adequate amount of love, like, you know what I mean? But it was just, like like i was jealous of the dog and that but i love the dog so much as well be like a personal i love the dog so much as well

when we broke up i genuinely was like oh my god i'm gonna miss this dog you know how you can like promote an instagram post that's what i'm gonna do for my dating life i'm gonna have to like boost i've been debating as my backup plan if be all end all jeff and i talked about this for an entire episode of jeff fm but we've been debating On him just being My sperm donor And us just co-parenting As friends What a sexy kid

Sorry It'd be such a good Looking kid No And like Maybe I'm just not Meant to like Go into the sunset

With someone Like maybe it's like I co-parent with my best friend I could see I could see myself Doing that I could see myself Being a single mom

So long as I have Like enough help My problem is like I feel like that's more for people who have like family and stuff that would help them yeah I would be like I'm so grateful for Debra and Iraj like Amari's family because I know I could drop that damn kid off on the doorstep yeah I'm so jealous of people who are like that I don't know why I don't have a kid so I don't know why I would be jealous I wish we could have a kid I know You know I always But mommy and mommy

Would fight a lot You know whenever I have Whenever I have a crush on a girl I always think about that I'll be like Oh how cute would that be And then I'm like Wait I can't

We can't do that I seriously want to date a girl again Can you guys leave Suggestions in the comments below Of girls that are Legitimately bisexual That you think I would be cute with

Why do you want her to be I feel like you wouldn't Date a lesbian I would I feel like I'd prefer Well actually I know I would prefer A lesbian't Date a lesbian I would I feel like I'd prefer Well actually I know I would prefer A lesbian over a homosexual

But I It's hard for me Because I'm so bi And it's almost like fun I don't believe in bi people I'm just kidding It's almost fun With a girl that's bi

Because it's like We get each other Like we're like The same energy And like we almost Can talk about guys Being like cute and shit That's just scary

Like I get scared I'm already insecure in a relationship. I don't want to think that every single time they go outside they're just fucking people are coming at them from both angles. Yeah. I remember one time when I was like breaking up with a girl. We were like breaking up and fighting so much and we were the type that would like fight with really harsh words.

And she was like you just don't have a dick. And I was like. See that's. But that's a major major deficit like i need one and you feel that way we would also just like fuck guys still so whatever that's that's also why i like dating a bi girl where you're kind of chill and it like once in a while you guys can just fuck a guy get out of your system when you're super happy and you don't get jealous we were talking about threesomes with the guy that i brought last night at the table and He was like way too excited about talking about

Threesomes I'm looking at him like a little sideways I'm like I've really never had a threesome Like I just And orgy counts okay Oh yeah I've had a million foursomes But I just mean like There's something about a threesome like where it's Just like it's such an odd number

To me and it's like either A You're fucking two people You're fucking two Has nothing to do you know you're Fucking two people that are fucking and As much as I like talk about having Casual sex I love to like play house or Whatever I don't want to fuck a couple Or two people that are fucking and that

I'm like the weird outlier I don't like To homewreck it just feels like that for Me I always feel like I just I don't Feel like I've ever dated a guy that I Really I don't think I have the trust in Me to like like it's not that I'd be jealous in the moment that he's fucking her it's that i i genuinely don't think i have the trust in me to like trust him like that i don't i just wouldn't i i've never been in love with somebody who i wanted to like do that for like i would not well

i'm like bye so i'd be into it as well I guess I Wouldn't be like fully doing it for Someone but it's like I just wouldn't Trust the guy to then not cheat on me in The future or if it's in LA if they see The girl like it's weird or like so on And so forth I guess you know and like And then it could just be like three People like you know what I mean it's

Like me and like two people who don't Like really they don't fuck and like Whatever but I've just never had that Situation happen so that's why I think I've never had a threesome okay well you know you're not missing much i haven't really had a threesome either i think i want to have a threesome i don't know what i want well apparently the man i'm seeing how wants to have a threesome i don't want to have a threesome with you guys just know that but i wasn't gonna say that okay i'm just letting you know and i would never let you touch him because he's like so special to me. I don't want to touch him.

I don't need to say anything. I've loved him since I was 13. I'm about to go to Dancing with the Stars to see Lele dance. And I'm so excited. I didn't know Lele was on it. Lele is on it this season. Lele, your bestie. Brooke loves to, because I'm always just doing shit with Lele that it like,

you would do with like your best friend. Like me being like at her wedding or like me going to be her family and friends on dancing with the stars but like or me like doing shit with her and Paris Zilth and it's just funny because you know we don't hang out every day but when we do something it's such a bestie activity but I'm excited to go support her and I'm excited to see Harry Jowsey on dancing with the stars tonight as well me too let me know how he does can i tell you something sure once every like three years something happens to someone that makes me feel so unsuccessful and insecure and inadequate and would you go on dancing with the stars like let's be for real no you would not i think i probably would as a bit and go off the first episode and maybe that's why it could never happen but like I when I have that life coach

He was always saying like that's my goal for you to do something Like that like Dancing with the Stars or A show like that to like really like Show the way that you've like turned your shit Around like in a certain way you know and I've always like that's not possible like I'm too not brand safe like Harry's fucked On OnlyFans yeah that is true

Like what when I think of Harry I don't think About him as an OnlyFans person I think about him as a very like Netflix just like family friendly maybe it is the Netflix of it all that like really does like help him in a way that I don't like I feel like he's not like a sexualized character to me yeah he's like I mean he's pretty sad I mean I haven't had sex with him literally well I'm gonna go see your boo dance tonight And your neighbor I think you guys are gonna do it again Tell him to come downstairs seriously Honestly Well

Anyway I miss you Harry Love you I'm kidding Thank you guys for listening to this episode of Cancelled You know I can't speak English Thank you guys for listening to this episode of Cancelled Nothing means more to me

Than being able to vent my life out on this podcast And Brookie I love you so much. Love you more. And I'm so excited for all of the tour dates that we hopefully will be announcing soon and merch and all the fun stuff that comes along with Cancel that we've been working on. But our favorite thing to do is just talk shit. We love you.

See you later. Hahaha!