Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 56: Brooke's New Man is Homeless? - Ep.56

Episode Date: October 13, 2023

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If you have questions or concerns about gambling or someone close to you, please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge then mgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming ontario hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast happy october everybody happy october everybody no reason we're saying that but happy motherfucking October we actually we're knocking it out already today we went to the Biltmore Hotel we did we did we shot a little Halloween look in downtown Los Angeles and we were the twins from The Shining and it was so fucking funny I don't know what came over me we were like first of all shooting in like hotel hallways she didn't tell me beforehand that we did not have a room or anything booked so we had to change in the titties out in like hotel hallways. She didn't tell me beforehand that we did not have a room or anything booked. So we had to change in the titties out in the hotel hallway. And then we

shot as the shining twins. And then we were like scaring strangers. I was having so much fun with that. I could have done that all day. I loved it. And now we're here wearing our completely normal everyday outfits. Yeah. And we have a lot to unpack actually this episode. I know I'm excited. We've got some exciting topics I've had a really interesting week as well It has been a really fucking interesting week for the both of us We've like kind of seen each other but we've also been doing our own things Which are oh it's always good to come together with you on this couch

Yeah I love just Unpacking up I mean where do we start? Should we start? We're always talking about people stalking us But I think we put our stalker hats on this week What are we talking about? We stalked Olivia Rodrigo

Oh we did We were stalking Olivia Rodrigo this week We had a night this week where my friend Tate McRae I love saying that I love flexing that She's so cool. She's so cute. She is a pop singer

and she is such a fucking slay. She had a concert in LA. Dude, she's so talented. She's like, I feel like it's a dancer in her, but like such a good performer. I know, she's like fucking like

a little baby J-Lo or something. I know. You know she won So You Think You Can Dance? Really? I don't remember if she won, but she was on So You Think You Can Dance

and like really on it. And she can dance. I think she can dance like and like really on it and she can dance i think she can dance um we went to her show and there were just a bunch of people there noah beck was there so hot sorry tatum he's my girl we just like kiki like we were like really talking shit and giggling he's sweet i actually i loved noah that night who else was there jamie charlie addison ray I'm Addison Rae's yeah oh I didn't know that she was at the after party oh Megan Trainor was there Megan Trainor and we found out she listens to cancelled which is just crazy hey Megs

I was we were gag you were sobbing in front of her well I was so excited because I mean I've talked on the podcast before about how much I love Megan Trainor and I always say it in the group chat i like i don't know why i just think she's so funny and so i went up to her like expecting to talk to her as a fan i was gonna be like oh my god i love you and she was like oh my god brooke she i was so shook i was like meeting people and i just like waving up people like seeing all these people there and then i see this girl waving at me and i just think it was like a fan and i wave and then i look again and i was like that's megan fucking trainer waving at me i love her and it's so funny because then right after that like the kardashians episode came out when they're

doing like the megan trainer video no which is i like kept thinking about that i was like how do you watch canceled but also like you're like she was so knowledgeable too she was like your story's crazy like i love her we were just giggling about a bunch of funny shit and chopping it up it was like super funny with meg our girl i want to have her on and i would love to have her on she's a podcast too i would love to go on she is she's fucking she's everything but what we see at the concert that none other than miss olivia rodrigo was in attendance i know and like is she of me? I talk about her so often that it's like, I think she might be afraid of me.

Yeah, so we get to the after party and it's like, it's pretty intimate. It is. There's like maybe a hundred people there and like a big space. So very spread out, very intimate vibes. Like we were just kicking it with everyone. And then Iris Apatow came up to us

and she's so sweet. I'm predicting that Iris Apatow came up to us. And she's so sweet. I'm predicting that Iris Apatow is going to be, like, the it girl in, like, maybe two years. Like, she already is. But, like, I feel like she's going to blow up and everyone's going to be obsessed with her. Like, the way they are, like, right now with Lily Rose Depp. She's that bitch.

And she came up to us and I looked behind her and she brought her bestie, Olivia Rodrigo. And they were there. And every time olivia would like go to the bathroom suddenly we had to pee like we were trying i wanted to talk to her so bad but i didn't want to like approach her and be like i love you yeah so she was just like vibing and obviously i feel like i like to let people vibe so i was just trying to be in her like vicinity and hope that she like bumped into me and i love to be a fan too so sometimes i like don't even want to have an interaction with anybody because it's like i just want to

stay a fan yeah i mean not that i wouldn't but like yeah i get what you're saying just the vibes once you've met him like and i i really i was so gagged that she was there i wanted to tell her i just love her new album and she's such a slay and i like i really do want to know because i feel like we talk about her kind of not a lot but like enough to where it's like I could see her maybe have been seen a clip and like hating us. No, I never said anything bad about her. But I feel like some people are just like, leave me off that godforsaken whore podcast. Just send me a DM and I'll never say your name again. Literally, absolutely ever.

And we were trying to be all nonchalant about it. And then all of a sudden, I just I see in the corner of my eye, none other than our sweet girl, Lila Gibney, assaulting Olivia Rodrigo. She literally just went right up to her, started making a TikTok without even asking her. She just, she used. I hate to hear that so much. It was an Olivia sound.

Lila didn't even know the words. Honestly, it's funny, though, because if you watch the TikTok. It was cute, though. Olivia was sweet to her. Olivia was super sweet to her. She was kind of running away. As anyone with a sane mind would be. It's so funny to just watch the TikTok back now.

Olivia looks like she's being held at gunpoint. Honestly, though, good for Lila. She was on it with her content. She made a greedy TikTok with Tate. Did she? Yes. Damn, yeah. Honestly, good for Lila she was like she was on it with her content she made a greedy TikTok with Tate did she yes damn yeah honestly good for her and Lila had herself a little content day surprised they didn't kick her out me too honestly do you know what else happened to me that night that I can't get over because it was so fucking weird to me. I've had every possible weird or psycho fan interactions in my entire life pretty much happen to me. I could do a whole episode about it.

I've literally seen a fan get hit by a car trying to attack me. Not kidding. It's not funny. She was okay. We have a video of her after she was okay. I've hit a few people. I've had every fucking psycho fan interaction ever happen except i've never had a fan do this i guess i let me just explain to you what i'm on i'm on the edge of my seat we walk out of the tate concert and there's a lot of people there

that attended and i'm meeting a lot of people and it's super normal super awesome and I get out to the street and I'm taking photos of people and I'm waiting for my driver to get there um and this guy comes up to me and he's holding a rosary like this and like swinging it and then he keeps stopping and he's shuffling tarot cards and he's like going like this like his hands are like out and he's swaying and he's like Tana T, it's my calling to find you. I've been looking for you everywhere. It's my calling to find you. And I'm like, what?

And he's like, I am the next coming of Jesus. It's my calling to find you. What do you want to know? And then he keeps telling me like, I've been talking to you all night. I've been talking to you all week. I've been talking to you all month. And I'm terrified. You know me.

I'm such a runner. That's one thing about me. If anything scares me, I'm such a fucking runner track star like i will just immediately start running like i won't say anything i just start running and i start running across the street and he runs into the middle of the street there's traffic everywhere this is on hollywood boulevard essentially he gets down on his knees in the middle of the street with the rosary and he's just swaying back and forth with his hands and they are screaming tana tana i am jesus this is not a bit there's no phone there's no camera there's nothing around weird look at this so then i'm across the street he crosses the street to

keep doing this like i am jesus then he starts screaming at me you will see you will see you will see oh my god what do you think it is that you will see maybe he's right my car gets there look at this video i got a video of the very fucking end of it i guess i could put it in the podcast actually and he's just like a little kid i said i saw this was in the group chat i never watched it so my car gets there he's trying to get in the car he's screaming you will see screaming i'm jesus whatever eventually he gets in front of our car and like is praising the car like bowing down like screaming you will see like i am Jesus, holding his cross, shuffling his tarot cards, whole nine.

It was kind of like a Halloween costume. He like committed to the bit, had all the props. But like, I just want to show you this video. Sorry. Once I get it. It's literally like one second of it. I made Alexis's man like take one second of a video of him right before we drive away. What the fuck the tarot cards he finally leaves he comes back before we actually go

shuffling you will see wait i wonder what he was gonna say and i've been watching um the new season of american horror story have you seen it i only watched the first episode and it's like this was so coded like that really like i would have wanted to know what he wanted to say the girl in the show is like kind of well known and all these weird like demon people are like stalking her like and it's just yeah you kind of got the gist from like even the first episode and i got so high when i like got home that i was like in my house oh you're probably like i will see i've had my cards read recently did you i did when we were in ashville north carolina oh yeah what did they tell you again they told me that it's not in my best interest to overshare in my work life, which is so funny because I'm like, no, wait till you hear this.

And she told me to take dating off the table. OK, that's just mean, though. I was like, what the fuck? She said focus on your career. But then it's like you just told me that I can't even do like the most important part of my career. Yeah, that's kind of wild. Yeah, she was a fraud. She was a fraud.

You and I have both been dating. Stabbling. And we can talk about both of our dating lives on today's episode. But the other night I went to check on my sweet, sweet girl, Brooke. And I see that her location is none other than in the middle of the marina on a boat. What's wrong with that? But just...

What the fuck? Like, imagine just being like, where's brooke and that's where she is i was sleeping on a boat and what about it what's going on one of my boyfriends has a boat and i have been sleeping there no i'm just. I've only slept there once. But yeah, I'm in like a major outdoorsy era right now. I've been like lime scootering a lot. I have been boating yesterday. I was at a horse ranch. Like I'm just having like a fun time.

Which I love. I really do love this era for you. It's like fall. So I'm just trying to really get outside. And that included me sleeping on a boat one night I just have one important question what does this man have a house yes he or just like I don't know I mean like I haven't seen the house but I've seen the boat house undetected yet you gotta have a house if you have a boat yeah that's what i yeah that's my that's what's like keeping me um like in line it's like no one has a boat without a house okay so just guys if you know if you see on my instagram story if i'm like at the grove and

you're like oh my god like where's brooke like what's brooke doing like she's on a boat no i'm just like honestly i'm having fun i'm outside i doing. That's how I feel right now. Fun dating things. That's exactly how I feel right now. I feel like I'm realizing that hopefully these are like our last few years of being in our 20s and dating and having fun. And yeah, you know what I mean? So it's I'm trying to take more dating opportunities. And me too. I'm trying not to say no to as many things.

I'm like everyone who asks me on a date so long as they're normal I'm going and I completely agree and I understand which I guess leads me to my dating life okay yeah like let's go ahead and explain what's going on yes please yes I think wait can I say it so I don't know if you guys remember. They do. Like seven or eight podcasts ago, Brooke was discussing how she met a man that had some interest in her. And she wasn't sure if they were the right match because she doesn't necessarily love or always go for a man who flexes. Yeah, it was Mr flexi flex like he was such a sweetie but just like a little too flashy for me she's not into the chrome hearts and the cartier and the jet pics and all that but i am and i love him love it he's so sweet i wanted someone to love him because like he really does have the best no no no that no he goes he's like he has so

much potential he's good looking he's fun he's rich like there's nothing wrong with him he just wasn't my particular vibe. So eventually, like, this was a while ago when I saw, because I know him as well. So once I'd, like, seen him out after he podcasted about it, he was kind of just joking with me, like, you know what I mean, about us podcasting about him and whatever. And I was obviously making jokes to him, like, you heard what I said. You know where I'm at. So he'd been asking me on some dates and finally I decided to do it. Absolutely. And we went on our first date,

um, probably like almost two weeks ago. And he picked me up and we went to one of the nicest hotels in LA and we get there and we valet the car and we get there and all of the like workers are in the lobby like waiting for him upon arrival duh and they take us into the elevator and they take us up in the hotel and we're on like one of the high floors in the hotel and we're on like we're in like a hallway of hotel rooms and I'm like what's happening right now are you going to hotel room am I about to get like literally kidnapped taken whatever and there's like a secret speakeasy door in the middle

of like it just looks like a regular hotel room but it's like this big door and it takes us into this like private insane rich lounge were there other people in there and not in our area like there it was just like it was just us it was such a rich bougie date we got to know each other we're kind of catching a vibe and we're already starting a little business venture together too I think I'm buying a Hollywood tour bus I'll let you know how that goes I you know I've been saying that I'm dying to go on a Hollywood tour I think I'm buying a Hollywood tour bus I'm not even kidding the profit margins are insane but I do find out one thing that's he's a bit younger than me

yeah I think that we didn't place enough emphasis on that in the beginning because that was like really a major factor. I also. Yeah. Considered. But you are younger than me. So that makes sense. But he's like really young. He is 21.

And I never, ever date people younger than me. But here's the thing. What I will say. Wait. Sorry to cut you off i think it might be what you're gonna say but it's like does age really matter if you're successful that's that's my thing is a his personality is very like mature he runs several multi-million dollar companies and he crushes it would i rather have a 25 year old without a bed frame or a 21 year old

i sure would you know i'm like in fact mine doesn't even have a house he's about though and a man's emotional maturity like i feel like most men that are my age their emotional maturity is kind of the same obviously then that's where you could say tana date older but i don't know i'm catching a vibe i'm excited for you i feel like it could go somewhere if it doesn't at least you're getting some like really fun. Yeah, he's super sweet. And like we have a date tonight. I'm going to wear this. Oh, perfect.

And I'll be there. But so then our first date's over, right? And then like two days go by and he has to fly up to Napa for one of his like businesses. And he's FaceTiming me and he's like, I miss you. I want you to come to Napa. Like, da, da, da. I'm like, oh, I wish I could. You'll be back, though.

Don't worry. Da, da, da. And then he's like, no, I want you to come to Napa. Is there a bug? Is it on me? No. No. Is it on me?

No. I can't. First of all ow it was the best possible route you could have taken though no get it get it so he's like i want you to come to napa and i was like i can't go like blah blah blah like i'm i'll see you in a couple days whatever and i was like okay i'm laying down for a nap like i'll call you in a little and he was like i think i'm just gonna down for a nap. Like, I'll call you in a little. And he was like, I think I'm just going to book you a jet and have you get on it.

Like, I want to see you. And I was like, he, like, I thought he was kidding. And I was like, he, he, okay, like, he, he, he, like, I wasn't kidding. Whatever, like, you know what I mean? And I go to sleep and I wake up to Isabella waking me because this guy had essentially called Lila and was like, where's Tana? Like, get her. I booked her a jet, get her on it. Lila calls was like where's Tana like get her I booked her a

jet get her on it Lila calls Amari Amari's not home Amari calls Isabella Isabella comes to my room and she's like Tana I think there's like a jet like waiting for you whatever and then I was too tired so I didn't get up and I missed an actual jet that he booked for me to go there his I found out later that his sister ended up getting on it so it's like fine but he wasn't even mad he wasn't even mad that isn't but he can't be mad he wasn't even mad you were gonna go i know i know i know i know but like the fact that to me that says like that income is completely dispensable to you like that you think that's fucking sick yeah that is like such a slay honestly love it but i just want to say i'm not missing a jet for no one yeah i'm not i i hope i don't miss the second one i don't know who sleeps through a jet comment down below

if you've ever slept through a jet well here's the thing like had i known in advance obviously i would have made it it was very much like me asleep he booked it I didn't know and like I was asleep I don't know I know that that's such a Tana only is he your only boyfriend right now um yes boring well you're always supposed to have more than one I agree yeah because if I you know if this ends if this goes south I'm putting all my eggs in one basket but I'm not putting my eggs in any basket that's like one thing I've been good at lately is like I feel like I'm usually I can't like disconnect from like I can't just be like oh I'm just having fun but I feel like I am just having fun right now I think you're doing a really good job like I'm not like too invested in anything I'm like oh whatever yeah it's good

it's really good I'm trying to be that way but But at the same time, so far, I want to marry this man. We have our third date tonight and we'll see. Yay. George's gate is so much realer than I thought. Yeah. I don't know if this will ever change, but it's like every time we tell stories on the podcast, I feel like you and I think to ourselves like we know the certain ones that are going to like go viral. Yeah. It's the same thing like musicians always say. It's like what does well is never what you expect to do well and it's like we'll tell like the most like tiny like insignificant story and then it's like

carry like the pool boy thing was like such an in-passing like tiny little thing yeah I mentioned and it has become like such a common theme yeah same with like oh my god sorry you just saw my other hand all of it oh my other hand's been out the whole time we were at that concert the other night and everyone was holding up signs and like phone snapchat things that said jorts gate i've gone like so many places and like people will just it's so funny with the podcast too because it's never used to really happen like yeah people be like he fucked me with the toothbrush like say random shit you know but like now it's like people won't even be like oh my god hey tana like i love your podcast like they'll just be like where are your jorts yeah where the fuck are them jorts?

Dude, I'm not going to lie. I posted a photo in like in like borderline jorts. Like they were like starter jorts yesterday. Like halfway between a jean short and a jort. Yeah. And I the comments where they were cooking me. I think we might have to be a hypocrite. I think that we might have to come out with our own jorts line after this.

I think so. And it's just crazy because I can never fucking wear them again. I'm not even kidding. So it's like, I can't believe. I don't know. Post Malone spoke out publicly in support of jorts and therefore I was wrong. Let it be known. We love a jort.

I think I'll dabble again, but I'm still a little too traumatized. But, well, I can hold your hand under this. Should we try? we love a jort i think i'll dabble again but i'm still a little too traumatized but um well i could hold your hand on my best we try cool speaking of stories that i didn't think would go wildly viral and are now plaguing my life the girl that i said needs to shut the fuck up and get hit in the face i saw her i was on my second date with this guy and she walked into the restaurant. That is so unfortunate. She hugged me. Oh, wow.

I would not hug me. I don't think she knows. I don't think she's seen it. And lucky for you, that episode where we went like a little more in detail about it had only come out like 30 minutes before your encounter with her.

So she had definitely not seen that. There's a bug on my leg and I'm handling it as well as i possibly can okay so you said hi to her she gave you a hug yeah and then she had a bottega bag on and i just look at her and i go i love your bag i'm gonna come out with a line i did like her bag it was a red bottega it was really kind but um yeah i just thought i'd throw i can't wait till i'm so fucking rich that i'm just like just wearing all the things that she does i kind of always thought that too and now it's like i get the most excited when i get like a new peppa trinket that's the thing i don't

think money will like ever make me really that interested in that yeah i feel like the things that i'm gonna want to do when i like really have a lot of money are like so random you're gonna get a boat next to your guy i'm gonna i literally told him that i'm like i'm gonna get this little slot right next door i'm gonna sit here and make sure you don't bring any other bitches to this boat do you guys take it out on the water i mean i've only been on it once i think you're lying i thought you'd been on it twice no i'm gonna go again like tomorrow can i come can i really i feel like well actually you've met him so maybe it's cute it's like and it's good i guess it's like a date i'm trying to cry i've always it's always been my dream to date a guy with a boat that's like and like i grew up on like going

to boats all the time like going on boats it's my favorite thing to do in the world is go boating so like i figure i like i have to have a boat in my lifetime and what's the easiest way to get a boat marry a man who has a boat absolutely the easiest way to get a boat I think that with my sobriety I'm really trying to rewrite so many things like boating like I've like I feel like all of my boat experiences have been very much so drunk very much so yeah but like but like truly boating is so fun like i used to go like deep sea fishing you used to go deep sea fishing yeah i had like my best friend growing up they like knew i was like in an unfortunate situation so their family would always bring me on their vacation wait that's sweet and they had like a yacht in coronado um like coronado island and we would go stay for like

weeks at a time and it was so fun. And you would deep sea fish? Yeah. Like you catch fish? Yeah, I caught a halibut one time and we ate it for dinner. Halibut is crazy. Anyway, nautical brook is loading. I'm just kidding. Who knows?

Maybe next week my boyfriend's going to be like an astronaut. And all of a sudden like I'm fucking in space. I don't know. I really love this. I would love to like, I think dating for profession is so funny. I don't want to sound like I'm changing in space I don't know I really love this I would love to like I think dating for profession is so funny like I like I don't want to sound like I'm like changing my whole personality for a guy but it's like sometimes when I want to dabble in different interests the easiest way to do that is to just start talking to somebody who already does those things yeah and get so if I'm if I'm all of a sudden like taking an interest in like formula

one like what better way to learn about it than to date somebody who is like a driver or something it's no i were like that's girl math to me that makes perfect perfect perfect sense to me and now hinge makes it so easy where you can just look at people's professions and like keep going like does he have a boat it's on his hinge profile guaranteed i'm harding the hedge funds every time you know natalie taught me that natalie also taught me like which colleges mean they come from money god she's hilarious this topic is coming like out of absolutely nowhere I don't know what it is lately I've just been reflecting on my life a lot more than I normally do again that might be like my new journey with sobriety and just all the things that I did that I look back

on and I'm like why did you do that and then the answer really relate to that I did that I look back on and I'm like why did you do that and then the answer really relate to that I just had a moment earlier the answer is drugs and alcohol and um maybe lack of parenting and uh all all of those things but um what'd you do so this conversation came up the other day where I've told this on the podcast before, but essentially I saw that psychic in like 2020 who wrote out that whole PDF of everything in my life. This psychic wrote like, your boyfriend's gonna cheat on you.

You're gonna have a major falling out with your parents. Oh shit, maybe I shouldn't be talking shit online then. They wrote out just like my whole fucking life in like bullet points for the next like five to 10 years. They told me all these things are going to happen and every single thing on the list the psychic wrote out has happened every single thing she wrote like 10 things they've all happened up to date do you have her number except i do to know i do the only thing she wrote on the list that hasn't happened yet is that when i'm 28 i'm going to have a major lawsuit slash like legal thing like oh no I hope it's not us something that you know is like a major in that regard and I obviously hope it doesn't but it's

very scary because she has said all these things that have all come true and the other night I was talking to some friends about that and then they start going into like what do you think it could be like do you think it's going to be your parents again do you think it's like something you did and they were just bringing up things I've done it's like that are super illegal and oh I can't believe I did that booty for Biden shit. I was. Oh, let us inform you. On Xanax.

A lot of it. She tried to sway the election and literally almost got arrested for like, what's it true? This was at the time that everyone was doing shit on their platforms to kind of get people to vote for Biden instead of Trump. And I was very. No, I think they were just trying to like raise awareness. What she was doing. But people were going hard on like Biden, not Trump. Okay, well, how don't we.

Why don't you tell us how hard you were. And this was right at the time that that girl in Australia sold her nudes and she raised like a million dollars. For the Australian fires. For the Australian fires. Which is completely different than trying to sway an election and my brain on zanuck somehow was like let's combine these two things we philanthropist i posted that if you are voting for biden message me on only fans and let me know and i will send you a free booty pic and booty for biden trended worldwide no why don't you just why don't

you just wait to see what she posted Erin and um I grid posted this Erin to my grid I posted this to my Grace And I'm sitting here Wait what's more concerning is that that is still live on your Instagram It has 700,000 likes And I'm sitting here on this podcast Like why doesn't a normal Guy want to date me like maybe that's Why no that means you Are engaged in politics

You are educated you You are philanthropic. I was just trying to do the right thing. You slayed that. With my butt. But that is not going to get you a man with a boat. It's because we know what we know about men with boats is that they all. They're usually Republican. Yes.

And which is a bummer. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely one of those things that I wouldn't do again. I think that at that time I really needed a serious approval process. Now I just I wouldn't do that. I don't know. I have like a bunch more that I was going to go into, like just stupid shit that I've done like that. I want to know.

But it's just so funny when I look back to like the management and business deals and shit that I would do at that time. And I would, I give a lot more credit because I think the influencer space wasn't as developed and I think that maybe shysty talent might have needed a shysty manager, you know, like, or probably not, but no one else wanted to manage me. So take what you can get. I will never forget when I released my perfume. I released my perfume and I'd been so excited to make a perfume for so long and I finally like my manager found what I was told to be the most prestigious perfume company and we curate my scent

forever and I you know I say that I want a bottle i say i want it to be a skull this was like really my emo phase you were really in your email phase i was really in my email phase and i am told that this is just like everything is curated to me you know what i mean like we made you this bottle we made you the scent we made you all this this this and this and my manager's just going so hard on me for the launch and like get it done that was like one of our biggest fights looking back it was kind of on mtv i released the perfume and i'm fighting so hard for my life saying like this you know like we curated this come to find out the bottle was just like on alibaba oh man you got an alibaba bottle i don't know if it was literally alibaba but like oh no it was cute like well here's my question is

how many different ways can you make a school like a school only looks one certain way i guess that's really true i just like i look back at so many things in my career like that even like tana con just everything it's like where was seth like seth would just never not have allowed that you know who that would never happen to addison ray like that's it i get just so jealous of these like tiktok stars that like you know what i mean just fall into this immediately have this like like perfect trajectory i don't know but i think that makes it gives you spunk like trials trial and error i never had a perfume that's good i think no i would have slid an alibaba bottle just to have a perfume bo by brooke i don't know why that's the first thing that came to my mind oh man

ariana grande's perfume smells so good. I love it. It actually puts me to sleep. I wear it all the time. Ariana Grande is apparently living with Ethan Slater. That old white, it's like a ball, like a spiky ball. Is that the one? No talking about it.

It's a cloud. You know what to me is still, to this day, the best celebrity perfume of all time? Answer wisely. Britney Spears Fantasy. Well, is it Fantasy? Is that the one in the ball with the rhinestone and like pink blue and purple they made the best perfume ever it's so good celebrity perfumes just used to be so cunt like paris hilton had like 40 dude and imagine paris hilton like saw my bottle and she was like oh

she was mentoring me heavy at that time like imagine her seeing my alibaba ass bottle and having to back that good news is paris hilton has never been on alibaba absolutely ever at all um ariana grande and dalton are officially divorced as of today are they yeah so dalton call me honestly wow that was good he's so hot he's so hot and so quiet and like successful saying it in this 100 probably has a boat travis kelsey alex earl braxton or travis kelsey taylor swift braxton barrios alex earl yeah so is a football player the ways it might be see that's a perfect example i'm starting to get into sports i should what'd you do there's a bug sorry did you blow it in my mouth no no it's over there okay if i were feeling a little sporty i could

just dabble in like a sports guy i completely completely understand i've been watching the show ballers i'm so obsessed with football and football agency culture right now unfortunately like when people people always ask us like we always joke and we say, like, men hate our podcast. Men would hate our podcast. We always say that to guys, and guys will be like, why, why? And this is, like, a perfect example of why, because, like, I genuinely am sitting here like, Taylor Swift put Travis Kelsey on the map.

Well, listen. Like, she didn't not put him on the map. I think, like, I didn't know who Braxton Berrios was or that he played for the Dolphins until Alex Earl dated him. Like, these girls are mentioned. I mean, these guys are wildly successful. Obviously, Travis Kelsey is, like, one of the biggest. What is he, a wide receiver?

Sure. He is really incredible, but I'm loving watching all of this. It just makes them more, like, it makes the guys more likable for the girlies, I think. To me, this is just, like, everything because, like, Taylor Swift is, like, literally America's princess. And like what's more American than football. Yeah it makes so much sense to me. And he's like the only like super super sexy.

He's 6'5". Such a family man. Like him and his brother are so funny. His brother's hot too. He's married with kids. I think it's everything. But what I will say about you and I. Is that I don't know if we could really.

Like explore that very easily because the scheduling like you almost like I guess Taylor looks like it's pretty busy yeah she's pretty busy yeah um like not like not that we're busy but like an NFL schedule is crazy I I just would love it it's like go on the road I'll do my thing cheat on me that's how they cheat though they all cheat except for travis kelsey is it bad though if you go into a relationship which means like they might cheat on me but other than that this is gonna be so fun i mean i guess if like that's your vibe but that's not yeah it's not my vibe like it's not my vibe for when i want to get married like i want to marry a non-cheater but like i'm just i don't know like a football player like travis kelsey's brother for example jason he is like the dad like the dad the husband so like i do have

faith that like there can be like faithful i have this problem in my life where every single time i've ever been about to date an athlete no pun intended i fumbled the fuck out of it and like end up with someone else like so awful like I almost dated this football player like during COVID and then I just was like such a fucking stupid crazy cunt I've just never like I've never really been around a lot of athletes like for me to end up with one I feel like I just had like this the cheating stereotype I really can't get past do you want to know how I want to tell you the story of how I started almost dating this football player absolutely I was in Vegas I I think I still I might have still had Raya no I don't I don't know I don't remember what team he played for at the time but we started talking and he knew some

friends of mine and he was in Vegas at the time and he was throwing this house party and he was like we were talking we were flirting we were planning dates he was like come come to my house party whatever right and it was like a pool party daytime so I come in like a bikini some shorts no jorts um I get there and I'm just vibing with everyone whatever and um they're all sitting all the football players are like sitting around a table and they're playing spades the card game and that's one thing I love about my Vegas background is when I want to go full pick me I can like so impress guys like that and like sit down and play and like whoop their ass. So I sit down and I start playing spades. And the guy that I, and like I hadn't really talked to him.

Like I come in and we like say hey. And he's like hey. He's like, you know, we flirt a little. He's like you look good, whatever. And I sit down and I'm sitting there and I'm playing spades with like all of these football players. And the guy I'm like talking to comes up behind me and unties my bikini top. That's assault.

That's beat his ass. So I like grab it. And then this other football player is like, like stands up and is like, bro, what the fuck? Like, why would you do that? And like comes over and like helps me like retie it and stuff and whatever. And then I immediately just switched from him to his friend. that and like comes over and like helps me like retie it and stuff and whatever and then i i immediately just switched from him to his friend he was so sweet and like just like you know what

i mean like really had my back and it was like awesome and then we started talking and we started dating so i like love that you're gonna assault me in front of all your friends i'm gonna date your friend instead for sure we should definitely should we what like it's football season right now so maybe we yeah and then he started playing for the Raiders, which was like in Vegas, which is so slave for me. Hometown vibes. Call him. He actually was.

He called me like a night ago. Two nights. We're still really good friends. But I was kind of crazy to him. And I don't know if he. See, here's another issue I have, though. I don't know if I want you to end up with a football player. He's so hot.

C.T.E. is real. C.T football player. He's so hot. CTE is real. CTE is so, so, so, so real. I have a thing like I don't think I'm going to ever let my kids play football. Like I think baseball, soccer, whatever. I don't really want baseball because like baseball bores me. Like soccer, basketball. My kid's not playing basketball. Who am I kidding?

I'm 5'3". No football. I look at things like CT as like, okay, yes, that's awful and horrible. But what is a life lived if you're not living it, doing what you love?

Okay. But how do you know you love it? If you like, if I, if I never let my kid play, he's never going to know he loves it. I guess that's true. But then that's just like also kind of sad.

Like I want to let my kids do what they want to do. Yeah. Until your kid can't fucking but what identify you in a lineup what have you found out right now that you could get cte from doing this and touring for the rest of your life well that sucks because i'm already doing it my kids not already playing football my kids aren't even born yet it's true i don't know i have a feeling i'm going to be a pretty protective mother like i see those videos like videos of like kids flipping on trampolines and stuff on tiktok and i'm like i would never let my kid go outside i'm so the opposite you think so

i just had this conversation with mr boat man another day we were talking about like how what kind of parents we're gonna be not like together but he was saying he's like you gotta just let kids like fucking fall and that's how i feel and it is true like i was raised like that and i never like really got seriously hurt or in trouble or anything but I don't know I get it you're very like protective like I could see you like I am and I don't know where I got it my grandma was like that for sure I'm protective but I think like some of the best lessons in life are learned by doing and trying and like failing and yeah you know my mom was like like that though like when I was still with my mom like she was just like they're gonna figure it out somehow my mom like if I didn't want to mom, like she was just like, they're going to figure it out somehow. My mom,

like if I didn't want to eat something, she'd be like, okay, well she's not going to starve herself. So she'll eat it eventually. Like that's how my parents were in a lot of ways. I agree. Not a lot of love,

but do you know that today? A, I found out that my birth mother is still alive. It's so funny because I like sincerely like, you're horrible. Well, it's true. Like I don't talk to're horrible well it's true like I don't talk to them and I don't know and like I don't know where they are what they're doing and they're

super old so I'm not healthy like at all in every way so it's kind of like you know like I always just like wonder like there's just gonna be a day where they're like dead and I'm like oh um and that sounds awful I don't mean literally oh like someone died awful. I don't mean literally, oh, like someone died, but like, I don't know them. But I found out that her Instagram bio is proud mother of Tana Mongeau. Oh, that's, I don't, I don't know. I'm like not familiar enough. Like, I think that's sweet, but like. You have such a problem.

It's, I mean, I guess. I know I'm way too forgiving, but you have to understand that that's like something wrong in my head like I have something yeah wrong no I mean it's just that is really like you can't say that if you like aren't mothering me you know what I mean and like we don't you know what I mean and like how proud were you when you were like suing me how proud were you when you were horrible to me? Like, that's just like, Debbie could say proud mother to Tana Mongeau. Like, you know, it's just like,

fun would say it. Like that's, yeah. Like it's, you know, like fun works. She got a new job. She got a new job.

Yeah. And she works with like a canceled super fan. Does she? So I told her we would send a video. Wait, that's actually really cute. She's like, she's like,

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I'm proud of Fawn. I know. See, and I like, I really do commend the fact, I think that your and your mother's relationship never went too far maybe for you to like not forgive her. Mine was like never targeted at me at all. Like everything like horrible, like that happened to me or whatever was like,

just really bad things that were happening to her yeah like and that makes so much sense like addictions the disease like that's it was just like horrible for her yeah and like I really commend like where your guys's relationship has gone and I obviously like for a long time I really wished I could have like done that with my family but I mean never say never like you never know like I don't want it I know but there could come a day where they like really realize like what like their fault and like I guess feel really bad but I mean like I just don't think that would ever happen I know they're not those kind of people you know what I mean and I think that that really is like you hit the nail on the head there I think that's like everything was like at me like you know what I mean like targeted at me like they were really

horrible to me and it was just like I just realized like you literally don't love me you don't care about me like you know what I mean yeah and it's like some people just honest to god like and my mom says it too like some people are just not good parents yeah they could you could be a good person and not a good parent you can also be a good parent and not a good person yeah but they were neither some people are just not supposed to be parents and should be parents You can be a good person and not a good parent. You can also be a good parent and not a good person. Yeah. But. And we're neither. Some people are just not supposed to be parents and shouldn't be parents and should figure that out before they are parents.

I think that my parents taught me a lot about that. Like I remember being like 10 and being like these people shouldn't have literally me. But with horrible. You know. Like if you have bad parents you will be a good parent like by default. I think so. And I'm excited for that journey for sure. But yeah.

Proud mother to 10. Which should start any day now with our our nfl husbands i'm not kidding that could be such a slay but right now i do like two friends i wonder if alex earl's boyfriend has any friends oh that could be fun i love like please i just love like have you been watching her podcast success yeah i've been watching a lot of the clips. Good for her. Slay Alex. She is everything under Unwell is doing so good. Lila had a meeting with Unwell and I hope they really hope they pick her up.

Yeah. Like pick me up. Shut up. Honestly, you never know where the future of canceled will go. But I just think it's like her her whole concept of like because he's like a very successful like huge NFL player and she's like NFL man yeah I love calling him NFL man like that's like imagine if I was dating like Justin Bieber and I was like singer like singer singer dude it is it is like so so it's so cunt

and it's so great and they are really cute that photo she posted with him was really cute uh and her little tiktok show like NFL man got me and all my friends this like you could I love a guy who like wants their girl to be so happy that he does stuff for her and i know i've never had a relationship where like my well i really haven't had very many relationships but like my guys always like don't want to be around my friends or hate my friends which is like a big huge red flag yeah like they want to isolate you which is crazy yeah and i want like someone to want to do like fun things like bring me and my friends on their fun boat or like bring me and my friends to their fun game well that's that is definitely the fucking goal i think we should i'm gonna i'm actually gonna make it a

point i'm putting it out on the podcast right now if if my new relationship doesn't work out but i hope it does i'm gonna try to go for an nfl man and podcast about it nfl is the safest sport as far as infidelity i think i think basketball is like a deal breaker i guess that's true. Baseball is probably the best, like most loyal. Baseball is the most money. That's crazy. I just found that out recently.

And golf. Golf is so boring, though. I know, but golf is like so kind, like such a rich person. Like golf is so kind, like we'd be so cute being there. But I would hate to be with someone watching them play. Who am I kidding? Tiger Woods. I don't want that. cute being there but i would hate to be with someone watching them play my kidding tiger woods i don't want that i just but also like imagine watching someone play a sport that like it's that boring yeah like i want to i want to be like into it that's why i wish it was basketball because i'm obsessed i know same i was always like my high school one state all four years i

was there and then i went to a super basketball school or dating like a fighter college dating a fighter would be such a sl. Absolutely not to dating a fighter. Although I did slip up. Slip up is crazy. But I did send Dylan Dennis a text today asking if he could buy me or give me a ticket to the fight. We're really. Because I know he's going to tweet it and pretend I'm in love with him or something.

Just know that I want to go to the fight. I know. We really were trying to go to London this weekend for the fight. But it's never going to fucking happen. We have shows all week. We do. We have five more shows and then our tour is over and we will have successfully finished our entire little 2023

i wouldn't even say little because it is going to be a completely sold out tour which dude congrats to us that is like i remember when you put these tickets on sale yeah baby wow let's go yeah i just think that's so fucking crazy i just remember putting these tickets on sale really scared that no one would buy a single one i just remember at the top of the year not even ever conceptualizing like that that could be a thing that we could do like i know both both literally both things are like actually mind-blowing and even jorts gate included this tour has been incredible. Like I wouldn't, I wouldn't change anything for the world.

It's been so fun. And these next shows are in San Diego. So a lot of our friends are going to end special guests are going to get to come because it's close. They're in San Diego and Brea, California. I'm so excited. And then we wrap on this tour and the goal next year is a world tour,

which we want big show. It's a world tour and it's next year is a world tour which and we want big show it's a world tour and it's it's your girls tour and we're we're so excited for that and we're gonna be on a bus and documenting all of it my i really want to try to find a way to podcast from the bus like every episode and you could we definitely could we would just i mean like think about like brie brie's like fucking podcasting in the car in oklahoma yeah we could really we're gonna make it work i think and that's gonna be super fucking fun yeah i'm excited i'm really excited for this these last shows yesterday i went to a wedding oh my gosh my dear friend miranda's wedding and it might have been one of my favorite weddings i've ever been to like it was just so different

from any wedding I've ever been to it was at the Madonna Inn yeah that's so her though it's like I love that she's so like she's just a cool ass bitch she's really so cool like her entire aesthetic and her vibe like radiates off of her at all times everything she does is so her and the Madonna Inn is like floral vintage hot pink world famous for like the way it looks. Like nowhere in the world looks like that. And she was marrying David, her man. And they're like so in love. It's crazy.

They've been together for 10 fucking years. I don't have anything that I've like committed to for 10 years. And it's watching this man to this like man, man, like have this hot pink wedding for her. Like was just like so fucking cute and sweet and cool. Trisha Paytas coded. And I just you were just telling me about their baby photo thing. Yeah, she had posted. I'm going to make her send it to us.

But she had posted something like a few years back where she talked about how she'd been with her now husband for like years already. OK. And one night they were just going through old photos like baby photos of themselves and they found a baby photo together. Which is crazy. And I'm like, God, I wish I like I wish I really had like the exact details of the story. But it was like something where like someone was babysitting someone's like cousin or something yeah and they just happened to be like photographed together as babies which is nutty that would make me feel like that person is my soulmate so I love that oh like how cool and it was just like it was such an intimate wedding

which I don't I haven't been to very many most weddings I feel like I would love to have like a really small wedding yeah it was like under 200 people I feel like and it's like such an honor to go to a wedding like that like you care about yeah I had I went to the wedding I was telling you about earlier today the um Elwood guy their wedding was like literally 20 of us really like it was with the ceremony was like literally like 20 people they bought out like no boo yeah in Malibu and they like literally just got married like right on the beach and then this like we went back to the house and like friends and like stuff came to the house but like that's so cute it was just so easy and simple and like it got me thinking like what's your dream wedding i don't have one i feel like it would depend on who i was with

that's what i mean like what if am i with an NFL man? Like very with that. That's a different wedding than like, like a guy with a random boat. Yeah. I think it, it like varies per person, but I, I, I always have wanted like a giant fucking wedding, but then not me.

Yeah. But then there's like a part of me that seeing the intimate vibe was really cute. I just can't like, I, that's, this sounds so bad, but I can't like i that this sounds so bad but i can't imagine something that would embarrass me more than a wedding isabella was

saying this to me last night like she was saying the idea of reading her vows to everyone would be like not even well that you don't really have to do that but just the idea of like all the attention being like all about you for the whole day and like that's all it is and like having to talk to everybody how socially like demanding it is you literally have to greet that is what's crazy everybody like that's what's crazy and you spend all this money like like fucking tens of thousands of dollars for a day that like you just spent basically like going up and hugging people like putting on a show essentially i think that's what i really love about travis and courtney have like multiple weddings like you have an intimate one you have like a non-intimate one yeah well that's what happens when you have hundreds of millions of dollars that's true but no but even like a vegas wedding

just you two like fun drunk i like the idea of like just like fucking dropping a ceremony all together and just having like a fucking crazy reception yeah like do you get married at the courthouse and then just have like a sick party yeah it's true but i want to wear like a cute dress yeah her dress was so kind and like vintage i bet and she's so perfect she is like well i'll put it in like a photo i'll send it a photo i'm like we'll insert their wedding photos like literally she is um like the definition of i feel like if you googled like beautiful like woman like beautiful woman like it would be her she's like america she's like the definition of like a beautiful american beauty like a classic yeah yeah like and it was just like

i was gagged she looked like ethereal and i just like i'm obsessed with her what kind of wedding dress do you want something timeless because my fake wedding actually did teach me oh my god you got married like it it taught me a lot about what I would really want like you had like a princess gown didn't you I had two wedding dresses one was huge huge like think princess on a cake like big and it was white and it cascaded into like light pink and it was so fugly yeah I'm glad you graduated it was so fugly and then I had another one that I love like I still like whenever I see photos which is every day because people will never shut the

fuck up about it yeah I like the photos I want to get like I feel like I would want like a like silky just like classic is what I would want me too I want like a really like old like olden days type like vintagey like just timeless timeless to me but then it's like who knows what if I'm marrying like a rocker and I have to like rock out like Kourtney Kardashian yeah didn't you have like a short wedding dress never that it wasn't one of them never that like it was but like it should never be that I guess do whatever makes you happy but that would never make me happy what do you think about her and kim's fight i i have a hard time with it because i like i'm on i'm definitely team kim kind of but i also think that if it were me like i would be courtney like you'd be over it over the show

the way that like i feel and like the way i react to certain situations like i feel like i would have i understand where courtney was coming from like just the concept like you don't have sisters so it's hard like but when you have sisters like it's the most frustrating fucking thing in the world when you can't just have like your one thing really like having a wedding and like that being your thing and like like dolce and gabbana did her whole wedding and like she felt like that was her thing that was separate from everybody else and just for it to be immediately like but it still was so like about her like everyone was talking i know but like it would just be like just annoying just be like god you had to do that like seriously it has to be the only child in me because i love that like i love when like like

if i had a wedding and then you were like they already have like kind of an unspoken competition that goes on between them like i think like what she was saying like kylie did the same thing and like it didn't matter but it was because she kind of has always felt like kim had it out for her in that way yeah and it is like she's the older sister so it's like annoying like your little sister like wants to do everything you do yeah but like I don't know maybe like I probably wouldn't have I'm still team Kim I just am I I don't know I don't know I just love Kim me too that's the thing I do I just love Kim so it's hard like Kim is like my favorite Kardashian I think and Kim's just like the thing is she's in her bag like you can't get mad at somebody for like wanting to make

money and like kill it and be successful yeah i agree with that i don't i'm i just the only way i know how to think about it is like if i had a dolce and gabbana wedding like and you did a dolce and gabbana something i would be like that's so slay that we're both like i don't know yeah i agree i think i think it's so much it's it was never about the george you know what i mean like it yeah it was never about dolce and gabbana it's like just the underlying principle and resentment that they like already have toward each other i think and the like the like you stole my wedding country i got married in italy like kim did kind

of do a lot of those things so like i don't know but that's just my i also love courtney by the way i don't want to like like slander courtney yeah i don't think we're yeah we're not slandering I mean we tried to podcast this whole time about the whole time I'm glitchy I got neck Botox you got neck Botox yeah I got neck Botox because um let me let me know comment down below if you guys have noticed a difference I like usually when I talk and like laugh and stuff my like my neck like veins like i've been wanting to there's multiple benefits of neck botox so i got it but like if you see it like sometimes i'll have like this like string it's called a platysmal band and i would have it like pop out like like when i was talking and i looked like a crazy woman so i got neck botox you honest to god i want to try it so i'm

getting picking through you i'm gonna see if you like it there's other benefits though it like sucks in your like there's like a bunch of reasons to get neck Botox wait do you know I have to go don't literally delete that I have to go tomorrow and get all this Botox in all the muscles around my spine because my scoliosis is getting like so much worse I used to do that I used to get um I had my Botox for migraines and they put it in the top of my head and all down my back really well I'm yeah and I've been getting migraines so I actually wonder if that's gonna like help me out I'm getting Botox all in my spine and I'm really scared my scoliosis has been really bad I had a consultation this week I'm not gonna say what for but for a major surgery no don't do any major surgery surgery is out i i don't think i'm gonna do it after the consultation because i i so i went

i went to the it doctor well you want to know what i think you haven't even said anything yet what i think that everybody goes that it doctor has to. No, he's the fixer. He's the fixer. He's not the fixer. He's the fixer. No, he's not. Trust me, I researched it as well.

He's the fixer. He's not the fixer. I have gotten so much tea. Who told you he was the fixer? Him? Well, I wouldn't be going insane. So, I mean, we don't even have to get into all of that. Like, if I did this surgery, it wouldn't be that noticeable I think what I what I want I could get away with not I could get away with

doing what all these bitches do and straight up lying about it but the issue of why I can't do it is because again I went to this doctor who is known within Hollywood for doing Kardashians and doing the people whatever I went in for this surgery consultation thinking like I might do it I essentially went into him and was like I want to look like this this and this what do I need you know what I mean I had no idea that these surgeries because it's just like I know so many people with these surgeries. Like, people get them like it's fucking Starbucks out here. I had no idea the, like, risk of death.

I had no idea. It's the most. Yeah. I mean, the most people die from that. I had no idea the, like, peeing through a catheter for like a week. I had no idea that like you you're going to feel like you actually got hit by a bus. Like I had several people in there tell me like the pain of it was worse than a childbirth. I like I just had no idea.

And it's like fucked up. Like you can't like walk for like weeks and you can't like it's not worth it it's not worth it and it's out it no it no one's looks good okay obviously i went in for a bbl consult at this point you can't even like you went in for a concert for bbl bbl is out but i don't want i don't want a bbl like i essentially just want them like because i get so many ass injections to like fill my hip dips and they work but they fade and i'm so sick of doing it you can do that without doing a bbl how the same way i took lipo so i got lipo on my arms i've talked about it yeah and it's literally

laser light but they melt the fat and suck it out of the tiniest little holes you cannot see my scars anywhere but my arms are half the size they were before. Yeah. When I do that, they literally told me, they were like, do not waste this fat. Like, you can put this fat other places. I DM the place that you did that for, and they told me they don't do it.

So did they lie to me? Yes, they lied to you. You didn't DM the right place. They just did it. She didn't put it somewhere. Oh, well, they put it in sass. Oh, wow. But that's what they do. So a lot of times they'll put it in your well they put it in yeah oh wow but that's what they do so a lot of times they'll put it in your like boobs to just like add fat to your boobs or they'll put it in your butt

so that's the thing is now i think i'm gonna go on consults around the world and see what everywhere offers i don't think i'm gonna end up doing it i don't think you need that either but like the point is like you don't have to go through this like extreme major thing like mine was so easy i was in Hawaii for your birthday like a week later I guess that's true I need to like weigh out all my options I'm just so tired of getting these injections because it literally like I have videos of it you've seen it the needle is like this fucking big they use a cannula needle it's like so thick and they're just it's like a knife going in and out of your ass I can't walk for a week come and go you're

not gonna even want that in a year I've been getting these injections for like five years now and like yeah in five years was the the the shelf life of the fat ass that was how long but it's not to have a fat ass like i'm not i will never look like a bbl girl i don't want that journey for me that is so out it's more to just like fill hip dips and have like a slightly bigger butt like that'll never leave like just having a nice ass and hips like you know what i mean that'll like always be a thing i know but yeah essentially i just wanted to i want to stop getting the damn injections so bad to the point that i would just like to like suck and pump one time and call it a day instead of like every six months having to go get literally feel like i'm getting like scream five the movie

saw and then not walking for a week like i'd like to just do it once and for all you know it's just so not worth the risk it's not yeah i just had no idea almost like yeah it really is the most invasive thing like ever you have usually like for the first couple weeks you're still leaking like even i mean with my arms i was leaking for like a while yeah there's like so there's like fluids obviously that come out and like they have to go somewhere so the holes stay open like the holes that they go through stay open and with a bbl you like literally have a pump and it's like separate from your body and the fluids leak into it and you have to drain it this doctor was telling me that he closes them but then you have to keep coming in and they open it and then they drain it out and it hurts so bad it's the most pain my roommate got

one when i lived with her like this last year and she it was said it was the most painful thing ever like like you literally watch it that's what every single person that has gotten one has told me is it was the most painful thing they've ever done in their entire life they felt like they got hit by a literal bus and you can't sit you can't sit for two months you can't sit on your ass't sit for two months. You can't sit on your ass. But if you're not adding to your butt, you can sit. If you're just adding in your hip dips. He still said that I couldn't. His all look like shit.

I don't. I mean, I'm going to go to a bunch of doctors. I don't think I'm going to do it. I know the best doctor in the world for it. Who is it? The person who did. Oh, the Miami one? That's the only BBL in the world that looks good

hers does look so fucking good it looks so yeah i would never bbl girl it up it would literally just be like a slight little like boop boop like suck in place so that i just didn't have to get but it's not boop boop it's it's crazy yeah i i mean yeah that's i would want a moderate moment but essentially I realized I might just be getting these injections like forever no because in a couple years you're gonna have a coming-of-age moment where you realize that you're built just perfect the way you are I don't know if I like you are I'm just so much happier when I get the injections and then I notice them gone. Like when I have no hip dip versus when I have a hip dip, I'm just so much happier.

I have hip dips. I don't know what those were. You're a guy. Is that normal? Yeah. I don't, if you didn't have hip dips as a man, I'd be so concerned. Yeah. Imagine Aaron with like a BBL body.

Yeah, just like, boo. I don't know. Yeah. I've never so concerned. Yeah. Imagine Aaron with like a BBL body. Yeah. Just like built. I don't know. Yeah. I've never liked them. It was like one of the first things I ever did was get sculpture in them. And then I never looked back. It's so easy and fun, but it hurts. So I'm trying to have a once and for all moment.

But I don't know. I have no ass. But I just didn't know these bitches really went through all that. Like, it's crazy. Oh, absolutely. And do you know how much it costs twenty five thousand dollars yes do you know how much it costs from this doctor twenty five thousand dollars fifty thousand dollars that's so fucking stupid and then

the recovery hotel which most like if they if people have it like that to buy the surgery they usually say in the hotel because it's like it's like full-time nurse that like takes care of you and well and just to monitor you and actually make sure you're good like it because of how major the surgery is is like four grand a night so then like five nights there is another 20 grand 70 000 for a celebrity bbl that's how much it costs and i know bitches who've gone to him and gotten four yeah because they have to keep going back because it wasn't done right the first time yeah i'm not i'm not doing that trust me i like i left the consultation i was like i'm i would never i and i just physically don't have the time it blows my mind that because it makes sense all these girls

with bbl bodies it's kind of they utilize them like they just take their instagram photos and then they're on they're finessing men they're that's all they do they don't usually have jobs and it makes sense why because it's like i would actually have to take two months off i couldn't do anything yeah and like kind of what you were saying with like the maintenance thing too like the best bbls like the bbls that do look good like the kylie jenner bbl she like she has the money to maintain it and make everything make sure it's all perfect all the time it's like it's forever maintenance it's going to be just as inconvenient as having to get sculpture in your ass i know that's not a

one and done it's not over you will always have to maintain what i realized that's what i realized when i was there i was like i would want to do this to stop maintaining my sculpture but the maintenance of this is almost worse than the sculpture like I can just go in I get juiced up I can't walk for a day I have bruises for a fucking two weeks and like I call it a day you know absolutely and like that you have to go in and get all these lasers because your skin cells die and bruise and your skin turns black like if you don't get them like that's crazy like um where it like hardens it's like you just don't want it you didn't you don't I don't I don't want it but i had to know that for myself but i wanted it and i put a fucking down payment on like that's why i know because i researched it so much and

having not done it is like i can't imagine if i had done that yeah i agree like i think about it now and i'm like oh my god i would die if i had i think i just finally had to go in and like know for myself if i wanted to do it or if I could do it or whatever and I left there and I was like what the fuck like some people like are so happy with it and this is not to say every bbl like there are a lot of girls with bbls that look great yeah it's not worth the risk though of coming out botched and then having to do it again as well like that's nuts to me and like I just I can't believe the price as well like I would rather spend seventy thousand dollars on so many things and it is crazy as well because the doctor to me was like talking about it like it was getting a frappuccino and then it

was everyone else that like is telling you like it no it's the hardest thing I've ever gone through like and that's kind of a crazy feeling to me too that doctors like yeah just lay down do it it's like of course he is he's not going to tell you like this is going to be the worst experience of your entire life but like after finding out the pain and like the suffering and like the risk like doctors should be telling you that like that's kind of crazy it's like false um how are they gonna make 50 g's what'd you say how are they gonna make 50 g's that's yeah that is true i don't know i won't be getting one and i will continue to be getting my ass thank god and this is no shade if you have a bbl and it looks good slay i love i wanted one so bad yeah but it is not to me worth like almost dying at all at all like that's that's just so crazy and

imagine like tana mongeau dies at 25 by bbl kind of iconic oh kind of iconic though not iconic at all i was just talking about this with my um one of my little boyfriends i'm saying like could you imagine because i've been lime scootering a lot i know i can't i can't stop bringing it back to me lime scootering but i was like like it's actually really dangerous to lime scooter like no helmets you go really fast like you get hit by a car and could you imagine how humiliating it would be if i got hit by a car and that was how i died that was the headlines like influencer brooke scofield dies at 26 via lime scooter the owner of segway died on a segway i know like but like how embarrassing just so you know know this right now if something like that were to happen to me i would

hope that all of my friends and family and loved ones would know to lie on my behalf I hope you know that I would honor you and it would be my pleasure to do that and I would have done it without you even saying anything I would say that you were you were fighting a literal bear will you come on me with my date like this I didn't like your wording. Oh, will you come on me? Will you come with me on your date? No, I'm busy. I have to go boating. I'm just kidding.

Wait, funny story. So yesterday I was at, honestly, it doesn't matter where I was, but I'm playing a game of pool. Okay. He's a billionaire. I have fun with that. And I wish I could tell the people how he's a billionaire because it is the funniest thing. Whatever, he's a billionaire.

He's a loser. But I love him. He's like my friend. Yeah, but he wants you bad. But like in like a funny way. Like not funny. It's not funny, but it's like no, okay? You know what I mean?

But yesterday, it was like a ton of us at this house and we were all like fucking around playing pool and stuff and i'm playing pool and i'm playing against um this man steve okay come to find out steve is like a world-renowned pool player and steve was blowing it he like literally sucked so it was like i think he was hustling me it's the thing so he wasn't playing well at all so then the guy who like is obsessed with me was like here i'm gonna play you steve will be my partner i'm gonna play against you and my partner was like killing it so he's like i'll play against you and we'll have high stakes he said if you win I'll pay you ten thousand dollars which I know he can like I he'll do it but if I win you have to do anal with me for eight months eight months is so

specific as well and like I've never even done anal that's not like something I dabble in but I think you're gonna do it soon you've been talking to me like I think you're gonna do it soon no but well so in my head I'm like okay well first of all I've been playing against Steve this whole time and he sucks he hasn't made one single ball and then he goes the the other guy which I could give him like a name but he goes I'll play left-handed he goes here like to make it easier I'll play left handed. They smoke me. OK, I lose. Come to find out he is left handed.

Genius. What a fucking horrible thing. Like I didn't even think to ask, like, is that your non-dominant hand? Like, why would I ask that? Because it's like if someone's saying I'll play left handed makes you assume that they're not. Like making such a thing of like, oh, I'll play left handed. Which is genius. I'm going to start doing that for everything because I'm play left-handed makes you assume that they're not. Yeah, him making such a thing of like, oh, I'll play left-handed. Which is genius. I'm going to start doing that for everything because I'm literally left-handed.

Anyway, I'm not doing anal with him for eight months, but. Maybe you could try it with him. No. I'll try it, but not with him. I would never touch him. But anal is definitely in the works. I'm giving it. See, I knew it.

I knew it. You are going to do anal. Yeah, with someone for sure. it i knew it i knew it you are gonna do anal yeah with someone for sure i think i have to try it soon i i've had this topic or talk before on the cancel podcast but like i feel like i really it is embarrassing that i'm 26 or something i've never even tried it but then i've held out like for this long so it's like should i save myself for marriage it's kind of lit saving your who someone else just told me that but it's like saving, like, so they have something. I have nothing.

Like, your husband has something that, like, no one else has ever done. What do I, what can I have? Maybe bukkake? Whoa, true. True. Saving bukkake for marriage. I think that tequila makes anal really easy. Specifically for me.

Not vodka. Not rum. Not gin. Not whiskey. Tequila makes anal easy. Well, one of my boyfriends has been, like, hinting at it. So I'm like. The first time I ever drank a tequila sunrise, like, ever tried it,

was also coincidentally the first time I ever did anal. That's a beautiful story thank you i'll keep you guys posted you guys are going to be the first to know and it's just so much easier than people make it out to be that's not true everybody i know has shit their self or shit themselves not me not me not me i don't believe you i don't believe that you i i this is what I confidently believe. I'll save that for marriage. Shitting on a dick.

I confidently believe that you have been too fucked up to notice. I promise you I haven't. Because I'll suck it. Shit's clean. You heard that, right? I heard it, Erin. That's bad advice. And we're going to get canceled get canceled for that no i won't always suck it i'm just saying but i'll like touch it after like look at it god oh my god okay i did it yeah anyway i'm saving anal for marriage who wants to marry me

i'm gonna do it tonight i'm gonna do anal on my wedding night it's gonna be like like they can't you know how people like save themselves. I'm going to do anal on my wedding night. It's going to be like, like, like how, you know how people like save themselves in marriage. I'm going to do anal on my wedding night. I do bukkake on mine. And it's literally going to be like that scene from Twilight. Did they do anal in Twilight? No, when he like,

they like break the whole room because he's like too powerful. I don't know. Thank you so much for tuning in to this week's episode of, of the anal podcast, of the anal Bbl cast we love you guys so much my neck botox is totally working me we love you jesus loves you you will see bye guys