Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 57: Surprising Brooke with Josh Peck - Ep. 57

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

On this episode of Cancelled, Tana surprises Brooke with Josh Peck. They talk about being a child star and Josh’s role in the blockbuster Oppenheimer. Follow Josh on Insta: @shuapeck or on Twitter: @ItsJoshPeck Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A To listen to the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Find a Michelin TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Right now we are on the sun. We are not supposed to shoot at this time. So if you are watching visually, just imagine you're on the sun with us. Yeah. And imagine I don't have my shoes on the couch.

People really get mad about that in the comments. I know. Do you mind? I don't mind at all. Perfect. It's her couch. I have my shoes on the couch right now. My Peppa slippers

tara's world came here the other day and like she's just talking to ty and they're just chilling and then she turns to me dead ass randomly and goes the couch is ugly and i was like i really love my couch and everyone hates it no no one hates it people everyone hates it no that's not true we get so many comments that are like where's that couch from it's from z gallery it's it's the only furniture item i've had for like my whole life like I love it you keep buying new ones more pieces more pieces you could fill the entire room with how many pieces of this couch she has she has another one downstairs I didn't need to like realistically but at my last house the living room was so big I wanted to have one big couch but now I just have like too much couch so we podcast on the other the

other well I like it I think it's tasteful i think it's timeless i think it's black so it can't be easily destroyed by you or friends no that's why i love it it's literally indestruct a couch i've ashed a backwood like into this leather like trying that is exactly right i've done every unspeakable possible thing you could think of on this couch and it's still intact your couch is not ugly and she has a parrot in her house so that's way more ugly than a bad couch but i love her parrot but she was telling me that she was trying to bring the parrot to like a la club and they wouldn't let her in and she had to go home and take the bar lease you think she was trying to bring the parrot to bar lease i actually really love her she just bought a house she just bought and not just like yeah it's in beverly hills it's so nice it's you know

what's crazy though she went house hunting although i know everything about her life i keep up with everything she does online but she went house hunting and toured one house and then just bought it i don't know if that's good or bad but sometimes really bad like we love the house it's like you only tried one thing i could never even when i was trying to buy a house it was like so stressful to me i was like i have to see every possible available option in every part of this city to like know i'm getting the most for my money wow that's crazy but just the ability to do that i guess you can just sell it yeah i bet you she bought it in cash no i don't think she did i was grilling her she has to the interest rates are so high i think she's slaying with the oh yeah you know i don't know who do i yeah it's just you

know what i mean i really wish she didn't on my couch but we're cool i love her we just got back from san diego we just finished our little tour i cannot believe the canceled podcast first leg of the canceled podcast tour is done i can i feel like it was a really long time it was a really really long time and so many shows lila posted yesterday she was like i came to 12 shows i was like how many fucking shows were there if you came to 12 yeah i think we did 16 or yeah 16 it feels like we did a lot like it was it's so funny because when i was like younger touring i would like get off stage i'm like give me another show let's go let's go let's go and now i like feel it. It's because we're in our mid-20s. We're like pretty much decrepit.

That's what Kylie and Kendall were saying on the Kardashians. We might be dying. Yeah, it definitely takes all of my energy. But I am like so proud of us. I'm so proud of you. Stop. I'm like, thank you so much for bringing me. It was the best time in the world.

I sent you like a nice little text the other day. And I was like, Brooke is going to be like, this is so weird. No, I loved it. But I read it at night. And I was like Brooke is gonna be like this is so weird no I loved it but I read it at night and I was like I thought I literally thought I dreamt it I'm like there's no way she would say that to me I am so ridiculously proud of you and it's crazy because obviously our plan always with these shows was to kind of feel out if we could keep touring and we kind of came to the consensus that we can and next year we want to do like a world tour but Seth my manager came to our last show in Bre and next year we want to do like a world tour but seth my manager came to our last show in brea and i was like seth it's the last show and he was like

well how do you feel about some winter shows and i was like oh yeah what if we what if we just made this huge stink about how tours over and then we have a show like next week i dude i don't know where i'm getting all this like like dad jargon go yeah i can't stop like i'm always like ready spaghetti or like what's the deal yo like i don't know where i'm getting ready spaghetti like that'd be so embarrassing if we just had another show next month and i just like posted that whole novel today about how i can't believe we're finished when he said a winter i was like winter like december and he was like winter like december so we might be just like right back out on the road

Which is kind of crazy Honestly, so fun though, I love it It's been so fun And it just creates like the best stories Can you please tell the August River story? Oh wow It's my favorite story absolutely ever So every time we go to any city

I feel like Tana has some brilliant Like entertaining story about like something That happened to her on the way there. Like the airport caught on fire. Like someone beat her up in the terminal. Like it's always Tana. And we start every show on tour kind of with the like trials and tribulations that,

you know, it took us to get to that city or that show or just something that happened or weird stalkers. Or we had to call 911 in Pittsburgh on people like following us. It's always something we have fans who will show up sometimes to our hotel like trying to smoke with us and hang out and stuff and that's crazy as is but with my stalker as well we check into every hotel under a fake name under an alias name and for this run of tour it has been August River notice how August River is not a fucking real name nobody's name is august river

and we call the hotels in advance and always double triple check that they understand what's going on like hey this party of 10 people is going to check in under the name august river yeah but also like have you ever seen a movie you know what i mean like that's such a common thing to do i feel like people always use fake names at hotel check-in like it's common okay i thought so i show up to san diego in the middle of the night by the way already in like a really questionable mood yeah you were having a day that day i was having such a day i was so mean to everyone that day honestly i'm so sorry if you encountered me at all you had the hardest time getting like to the lobby of the hotel because i like got lost and had to like push my suitcase up the freeway i

would come in swinging already i was just pissed like the suitcase up the freeway is crazy oh my god in the dark and I was like and this hotel really was on like the side of the freeway yeah I went around the back and I didn't realize how close the lobby was what I like I had to guess which way I went like was supposed to go around the hotel and I went the exact wrong way anyway I was like so excited to finally just like get in my bed it's the middle of the night. Okay. So I walk up to that little check-in desk and I'm like, hi,

like I'm being all nice. I'm like checking in, like the name is August river. And I go, but obviously like, that's not my name. I go, it's a fake name. She's like,

we're on tour. And he like literally just stares at me and he's like, okay. So like, are you you August River I'm like no it's a fake name like my name's Brooke but like it's under August River he goes and we called in advance as well I just want to say this like everyone like we got the green light on Mrs. River and he goes okay well I'm gonna have to see August River's ID like I'm gonna need August River to show his ID I don't think we're gonna be able to make that happen um august river is not a real person so i i can't do that i go is there another

name like that i can use there has to be another name on it like someone had to put their card down and it's not august river at all okay he goes nope no other names none i'm like okay well what do i do because i i need to get in my bed and august river is not coming yeah goes and gets his manager comes back and they're like looking at it looking at me looking at it and they're like okay well like being all all sly they're like uh what's the group name not the pop quiz i'm like uh we don't have a fucking group name i'm like um the canceled podcast they're like wrong i'm like what the fuck do you mean wrong we go back and forth for so long i swear to god they kept saying we don't want august to have a fraudulent charge on his card

i'm like august doesn't fucking have a car i'm sorry and I'm being nice by the way I'm still being nice because you know what I want people to take these kind of precautions I don't want just anyone to be able to get into our room yeah okay but like the way they're accusing me basically the manager at one point says um to the guy to the original checkout guy or check-in guy uh is she the one pretending to be August and he goes yeah I go I'm not pretending to be August that's when i start swinging you know i start i really start like losing my patience and i'm like okay i'm calling britney i'm calling like everybody everyone on your team all like everyone who's coming and i'm

trying to figure out who else's name could possibly be on this and i'm just saying like can we please just like is there any way to change the name on the reservation to mine so that i can check in and he goes yes august can call oh no and change the name and i absolutely lost my mind can you tell them what you said in the lobby no i don't i feel like people are gonna think i'm mean to service people but you have to understand this was going on for me you told him a million i said i'm going to fucking blow my brains out right here in the lobby and they called security on me which was so i mean honestly valid based on what i had just said but like there is no august river it is the middle of the night and do i look like somebody who's just trying to scam august out of

money like no no like you weren't you're not lila gibney they call security on me security comes he's like a justin bieber looking guy with a fucking literal game boy in his hand i'm like what the fuck is security gonna do and i'm sitting in the corner pouting i'm like waiting for august to come and i'm like i'm tag yourself i'm august and they just kept saying like every single thing they said i'm like there's just no way they said how far is august behind you? Like, how long is August going to be? And you just kept telling them, like, August doesn't exist. I recorded the whole thing, by the way. I vlogged it all because I was like, there's no way anyone's even going to believe that this is happening.

And literally, they just kept saying, like, where, so where is August? And then August showed up. Tag yourself, I'm August. Yeah. I came in with the crazy eyes on lock i like i i get so high off of the idea or ability to be able to like unleash my crazy yeah like i love when it's like valid like you know what i mean like i can unleash my fucking like justified like you you can be crazy and it's not that crazy because it's like it's either on the person working at this Hilton who's treating my best friend like shit or it's like Chris Miles you

know what I mean like and it's nice to be able to like let some of it out so I I just come in with my crazy eyes on lockdown like I turn them on my heads to the side I'm like I'm August River we're all August River can we check in like and it just they eventually just let us fucking check in but it was so funny because you were like building up this front desk worker so hard like like it was like a grown-ass man like fucking pressing you when i get there and it's like a sugar gay with orange acrylic nails and i just wasn't expecting it at all he was horrible and he should have known i am an ally um but i had there was another lady it was the the lady at the front who finally like

worked it out i ended up having to put my card down for all the rooms and it was like it was fine they let me in but i was on the phone with your manager and she's like here just go up to the front and talk to stacy like stacy's gonna help you out and i look up there and stacy's the dumb fucking bitch who's been screaming at me this whole time. I'm like, Stacey is not, I don't even want to give Stacey the satisfaction. But anyway, they let me in. Was that her real name? No. I learned my lesson.

Stacey was not her real name. We have some prime hydration in our hands today because Logan won the fight! Oh my God, that was the most exciting thing that's happened to me all week. I love happened to me. I am so fucking happy Logan Paul won that fight I just hope wherever Nina Agdal is right now She is taking a fucking triple shot It's so crazy

I'm so second hand embarrassed Could you imagine really talking that much Shit online just to lose And lose in such a Despicable embarrassing way It's so funny right now. Worldwide the number one trending thing on Twitter towards this fight is just the word embarrassing in combat sports on Twitter. It's so valid.

And then at the end how he like charged him and all the security came in. Like just fighting like such an unfair fight. Yeah. And not even being good at the sport. He finally starts like throwing punches and he's missing and it's just the security guards poor thing bless your heart Dylan Danis but honestly he tweeted that I had a gaping asshole so I don't really feel bad for him at all that's why the world of fighting scares me so much and like even back in the day when I like the opportunity was presented to me to potentially fight I was like I would never want to because I would talk all that shit

I would and then I don't know if I could like back it up like i would talk all that shit to who i'm fighting and then probably get my ass beat knowing me and it's like how are you capable of talking all that shit i think that was just like the only it's like a little chihuahua like all bark no bite like you have to be i just wouldn't just if you know you're not gonna show up in other ways i just wouldn't say those things to someone if i knew I couldn't Take it home Yeah but there has to be Something said Like he has to have brought

Like cause he brought So much attention To the fight Like I think they said He had like four billion Collective impressions Oh that's actually crazy There was 40 million

On your gaping asshole tweet Yeah And you should There are still people To this day telling me That I'm like a fat whore I'm like I love Dylan Danis fans. Anyway, Logan Paul.

You can probably convert them. I was going to say, I was literally just going to say to your OnlyFans, like in my head, you had an OnlyFans right now. I should have. God damn, how do I like make that about me? I'm like, I'm like, while you guys are here, you know how like anytime a tweet goes viral, someone will like quote it and be like, well, while you guys are here, check out my mixtape. Logan's so like iconic for that though like i think about just how like what i thought of logan paul and like how logan paul was just even like three four years ago no but what he is now

is so insane i feel like he's never had a fight like this where it's like he had to take it home he had to deliver he everything was on the line reputation wise family wise like yeah and he was so like poised and like professional which is just what nobody i think expected from him i forgive you was so he he started the fight by like looking at dylan and just being like i forgive you i forgive you and like that's like getting in someone's head like that and being like i forgive you and then fucking beating their ass like that's so i love it so much i was saying there that my new dream for us is fight commentary see i think we would be so good at it although we were really honestly sitting downstairs and i'm like wow doesn't it look like they're wearing victoria's secret robe like all of team paul was wearing black and pink and it was like silky and it did look like a victoria's secret robe but imagine that i feel

like you could get a whole new audience to watch the fight because like they could watch it but from like our perspective like you know how they have the guys who are talking which by the way the guys who were commentating on the fight were so biased it was hilarious it was so funny but it was so hard not to be because dylan was fighting so unfairly i love that they weren't even like they were straight up being like dylan's so fucking embarrassing so motherfucking embarrassing it's but could you imagine if we were we also had like a little show running and we're like oh my god oh no the tea the tea I'm like just an idea I think we need to just try it on our own we need to have Aaron like set us up to commentate a fight and we do it yeah we do like a pilot episode

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No, I promise this is my last story. Please don't click out. I almost got arrested. Honestly, Erin, I think I have to send you the video. It's pretty crazy. So essentially, we had a show in Brea, California. We were leaving from San Diego and we were kind of given the option if we wanted to drive through the night after our show in San Diego and get to Brea and then sleep and wake up

or drive the next day, like sleep in San Diego and drive the next day. I'm personally super bad at sleeping in the city and then waking up early enough to drive to the next city. So I always just try to like send myself at night if I can so i sent myself at night and you were like fuck no i'm too tired we had two shows yeah i had a headlight out so i was like i don't want to break the law i gotta go during the day time yeah wait what is the drama i don't even know what that what is the drama sends me over the fucking edge it's so girl coded okay like what is the drama about like a police officer like essentially screaming at you to pull over but like that was

so crazy because the way that that video seems it seems as though that he has been like chasing me forever i felt like i was in a high speed chase but he had only been pulling me over for like maybe five seconds yeah like he he just started screaming like that and i was like what the fuck i just have to say like lila gibney is so motherfucking good at capturing shit on camera like that she is she films everything and like thank god because like yeah like have that been me like i would not be filming i'd be clenching my asshole praying. And if I told you that happened,

I feel like no one would have even believed me. Like the fact that he's screwed everybody on the road. I was so embarrassed. And I was honestly in the wrong, but let me just defend myself here for a second. I have been driving for 10 years. I'm 26 years old and I have never had a traffic violation. I am the safest.

That's the most Brooks Goveal shit. like put that on your tombstone i am i'm i'm the safest driver i learned to drive from my grandpa and i drive just like that i drive like a grandpa i yeah never go over the speed limit i'm like a boring driver you are and you're you're a really heavy rule follower so it's just like you it shows with your driving yeah so i'm on the freeway minding my business okay and i see a cop doing this little zigzag situation on the freeway like wait going back and forth and back and forth and his sirens on his lights are on i'm like is this guy literally drunk driving but i'm like following that would have been me i would have been like the cop's fucking drunk i was the first person behind him. So I was like, wait, what the fuck is going on? So I followed him.

I obviously slow down because I'm like, what's happening? I slow down for a second. And he's just not getting any faster. And I'm like, I'm going to have to either come to a complete stop on the freeway, which is illegal. Or I'm going to have to pass this man. And I'm confused. I'm like, what's happening? Are we racing? So I passed him, which is like a really, really serious crime.

Apparently you're supposed to come to a complete stop. No, I don't know. I here's the thing off camera. What I will say, though, I think it's either a California like they teach you it in California, not Arizona, because I posted a tick talk about it. And I told the story and it has like tens of thousands of people saying they had no idea they've never heard that before in their lives okay so i'm like i feel validated in that but then also it's like common sense is like

obviously you don't fucking pass a cop with his lights and siren on if he's weaving in and out of like but you know what lack of common sense is not illegal those will be my famous last words one day for something else oh my god so i'm like i obviously but he immediately just goes crazy on me i obviously i saw all the videos because lila gibney was a might as well have had a gopro on her head but in the video this cop is like very much so mean cop he did not need to be like he was screaming at you you know what I mean like major power trip yeah like the footage is crazy first of all before he even got to my car he's screaming turn the car off turn that like as if I was in a high-speed chase yeah it is kind of fucking and I rolled down the window and I had my fucking freckles on and my little pink sweatshirt and i'm like sir what is

the drama it is so funny though because brooke looks at the cop and what did you say you were like i don't appreciate your tone with me no i said stop talking to me like that which is just so funny because it's like those are the words of someone who has like never been arrested no it was because i and i know that that's such a like little white girl thing to do is just like to think you can say that. Bitch, don't even pull me into that though. Like I am submissive. I'm so afraid of police officers. Like I'm so, I would have like, so sorry, officer.

Sorry, officer. Well, I, I think, I feel like I kind of have the opposite feeling when I come to become so police officers. Cause I feel like I've been around them so much in my life that I'm just like honest i saw my mom bite one once no way bit a cop where in our front yard no why did she bite him why did she buy it honestly should i call her and ask her why yes but anyway so did you like did she take a chunk out i don't know i watched the video you can't just glaze over that i'm gonna call her i watched the video. You can't just glaze over that. I'm going to call her. I watched the video back though. And I wasn't, I wasn't like, don't fucking talk to me like that. I was like, please stop talking to me like that.

Cause I was about to sob. Yeah, no, it was scary. I would have definitely, definitely cried. And I was so sorry. I genuinely didn't know. I was watching too much Formula One and I thought that he was doing like the pace car situation. I thought he was just trying to slow down the masses, not come like stop the entire flow of traffic. Also, let me, let me just bring this up really quickly.

Talk your shit, bro. He was explaining to me that when that happens, apparently everybody knows it but me. It's called a traffic break. And it is because they're either clearing something out of the road. There's an accident ahead or whatever. They're trying to keep those people up there safe. It's crazy that the sirens are just universal. Like, how are you supposed to know?

Like, they should get little signs that say like, okay, we're all stopping now. Yeah, but exactly right. But he's explaining this to me and I'm thinking to myself, okay, so if that's the case and you were really trying to keep someone up there safe from the masses of traffic,

then why the second that I passed you, did you completely change priorities to pulling me over and you just left them in the dust? Okay, now 500 people are coming right at him whoa oh did everyone did the rest of traffic just keep going he's busy no one's there's no traffic break anymore he's over here with me so i'm like clearly you weren't trying to keep anyone safe you just wanted to pull me over or maybe he was just having fun playing like mario kart you know that's what i thought oh my god if i was a cop i would get so spunky with it like like banana peels and all oh like you know what i mean like i literally thought i was in like grand theft auto it was crazy anyway she had five stars on her head actually i feel like my mom

might not like it if i bring up the cop thing but can you just like what do you remember i remember i think she was getting arrested for something which was common like it was actually like very regular but she bit a cop and then she got arrested for assaulting a police officer but she's doing so much better now i feel like both of those stories make me sound like i'm just like a defiant like horrible person i was i'm i was having a really bad week honestly both of those i mean and again this is just like the definition of two dumb bitches sitting telling each other exactly but like i would have fought the front desk worker i would have like it was just so crazy i literally i would have taken out a piece of paper and made a birth certificate i started thinking i was crazy like i was like am

i scamming august like i would have changed my fucking name to august river and shoved it down his throat you know the thing i just like i never understand why you have to be like horrible to anybody in that situation especially like i clearly didn't know i'm clearly gonna have to pay your fine either way so why the fuck are you screaming at me screaming at you that is that is just crazy like the power trip of it all you know like police yeah and what like oh my god yeah also it just blew my mind because it's like i saw you there you know what i mean obviously i didn't know if i like you know what i mean like i i know you were trying to play me like what did i think i was gonna get away with i genuinely just didn't know yeah it's true

it is just like and it's not give me in your front seat also like i just i she's gonna hate me even saying this but it's like what did she have on her you know yeah oh yeah she said she had like all kinds of well not drugs but she had like weed on weed in the back seat which is it's legal anyway but I was like not but just still it's like there's just so many things Lila Gibney has done like don't run the name like don't run our names oh yeah like you know what I mean I would have just like had a whole fucking panic attack and my registration was expired Oh that's awful that's actually awful Well I had an amazing time I got to the shows beautifully I checked into the room beautifully

I know I'm really glad we could switch up so that you could have a little I was just gonna say like I would never ever Normally say that but it's like This never happens to me like normally both of those Things would happen to me so it's like so fun I feel like we genuinely switch places on this run of tour What I learned from it though is that Because like I said that first day before any of that happened

i was giving major bad vibes okay and i attracted all that negative energy that was my fault i was being mean to people and the world was mean back to me that's why things bad things always happen to me because i'm just like a negative stupid no i'm not mean to people i just am so like everything bad always happens to me. Like that's like. You know. I guess. I don't know.

I don't really know what the actual. Like situation is. If it's like negative energy. Or like you're being negative. Because I think I was just being negative. Which. Is that. Or is there even a difference.

I've been trying to do all that shit. Like delusionally manifest. Like become positive. Like. We are. We did delusionally manifest like become positive like we are we did delusionally manifest like if you think about it what i'm like we manifested we delusionally manifested a whole tour that's kind of delusionally manifested well actually that's all i got i'm trying to think of anything else i've delusionally manifested maybe like my new little boyfriend

that's so funny because one of your other boyfriends just left 30 minutes ago like was literally i was thinking like is he gonna be here while we film and no i like i kept being like you can stay but i was like hitting the high pitch you can stay do you think he listens because like if if i were dating someone i would listen to every single podcast they ever did i get a little fucking scared i'm not gonna lie Josh, man, love you too. Nice to meet you. Josh! My heart. You did it. Josh, we did it. May 30th. Purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply. Details at Michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there.

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I've said it on every episode since I've seen it. Josh Peck is here, everybody, on the Canceled Podcast. We love to see it. Oh my nice. Oh, my gosh. I've said it on every episode since I've seen it. Josh Peck is here, everybody, on the Canceled Podcast. We love to see it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Just no applause. We're in a silent room. Josh, how are you?

I'm so happy to see you. This is the best date. I'm so happy to see you. Brooke. She has been so on to me all day. It's actually crazy. No. Because I'm like, I'm never on time for the podcast.

And all day, I'm like, we have to start at 5.30. giving me major like fishy vibes like she's like she's like are we gonna be ready for 5 30 i'm like you don't care about that that's tough that's tough at all and then we told her that our friend ryan was coming but it's like all this planning for ryan like we would just never do that i know but then i was like she must really have a crush on ryan because like she even put shoes on because she didn't want the bottom of her feet to be black. It was for you. Honored. But who's Ryan? Just our friend.

Like he's just our little friend. But I surprised you. This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. I'm like, it's so nice to meet you. It's such an honor to meet you. I don't understand. But I really appreciate it. Well, I mean, you should understand. It has been like an honor. Like ever since she saw you in Oppenheimer, which I want to break

down once and for all so I never have to hear about it again. I would die for you. Listen, but like. Same here. You're done. I get it. If I hear about you in Oppenheimer one more time. I feel like it was really just brushed over.

You said it like one time on one little podcast. You were like, yeah, I was in Oppenheimer. And then you were such an important character. Yeah, weirdly I was. What wasber and then you were such an important character yeah weirdly I was what was his character I want to know did you not press the button or you did press the button were you supposed to

I'm not I don't I'm actually and I think that's people think that I like sort of push the button and sort of drop during the test

like to sort of ignite the atomic bomb okay in fact I was sort of on the button that if

if the whole thing went south yeah that i had to actually like kill the basically it was a test yeah and i have to sort of stop the test because if the charges go weird like literally it could you know it could destroy the whole atmosphere okay and then the world would end how did this come about oppenheimer yes okay so technically technically i'm not allowed to talk about this stuff because we're on strike but for you tana wait i don't want to make you do that i know but no one from that realm is watching this podcast if it makes you feel any better

i can't come here and meet you for the first time and not talk about it i'm equally impressed with all the other things you've done but oppenheimer just happens to be my fave no it's me too like like if people like bring up Drake and Josh I'm always appreciative but I'm like heard it like if someone says Oppenheimer I'm like thank you so much it's just very nice but yeah I don't I don't know how I got so lucky except that I I auditioned and I like made a good tape. Like it's very classic. Yeah. Like I just, and I think Christopher Nolan's the kind of guy who's like the formerly chubby one. He's the one I need.

It was so good. I want Tana to see it so bad. I need to, I haven't seen it. I'm a big fan of seeing Barbie. I have seen Barbie. I get it. No,

no, that's awful. No, it's no, it's no judgment. It's so cool that these two, like, what a moment for movies, right? That these two incredible movies completely crushed it. You should do, like, a Barbie moment for Halloween, almost.

Like, go play into the Barbenheimer. Oh, yeah, you should be, like, a Ken. Have you seen it? I haven't. Well, I mean, you are off the timer, so. You haven't seen it? Those are, like, I feel like you have to. My wife and I didn't see it because we're like knee deep in children.

And like, we're just. Yeah, how is that? I feel like we're missing life. Knee deep in children is crazy. We're just humans, baby. We're like talking about a third. Wait, really? Yeah, it's crazy.

We're out here procreating. You have no idea. Like, scheduling with Josh is so funny because he's like oh the kids have this the kids have that and it's like I've just known you for so long

and it's like it's so funny to see and it's incredible yeah I don't recognize myself when I'm writing that shit yeah it's kind of crazy we have a soccer game for Max this morning

I'm like who am I wait how old are they five and one five and one that's a good age difference four years yeah that is a good age difference I want a little kiddo.

That'd be so cute. Me too. I think we might have a little time ahead of us. I'd be a horrible parent, though. No, I think you'd be a good parent. Why would you be horrible? I guess right now in life, I think about how busy I am, but I guess you like fucking, you know,

you switch things around. You can outsource. And you have lots of friends. Do you have nannies? No. I mean, we have someone who helps, but she's like, she doesn't raise them. She's not there. Like, you know, when I think of n nannies it's like someone who's there 12 hours a day like we have

someone who comes a couple days a week for a few hours so that my wife can like take a breath yeah actually like go to the gym and like do her work and stuff so yeah we have somebody who helps and then one of them's in school have i not made this show wholesome we've been trying to transition into some more wholesome i'm trying so hard talking about what were we talking about um we were talking about arrested she almost got arrested how come um well okay let me just go ahead and ask you what would you do if you saw a cop car on the freeway doing this i think that's a thing they do. Yeah, but like... They like slow down traffic.

Like to slow down, right? To stop it? I didn't know that. You can't pass them. You passed him? I passed him. And he pulled you over. Oh, he pulled me over?

He pulled her over. Just like in the most aggressive way. Have you ever gotten pulled over and gotten to pull the like, I'm Josh Peck card? I don't think so. I always get the ticket. I always get the ticket and I'm compliant. I'm like the asshole who's like literally like, I'll get pulled over in the middle of like Beverly Hills because I'm like one mile over the, and I like,

I put my hands out the window as they walk up so they could see them. That's a thing. Yeah. Like, Hey, here they are. No. Like,

I believe they had cops walk up and be like, what are you doing? And I'm like, making you comfortable. Looking out for your safety, sir. That's, I was telling her that I'm like overly apologetic and so compliant because I get so scared.

I just think the worst thing is like possibly going to happen to me every time. Have you ever been arrested? I was detained. For what? For jaywalking. For jaywalking? Yeah, you fucking heard me. I don't know what's up.

How old were you? I was 19 and I tried to fake an asthma attack to get out of it and he wasn't having it. He wasn't having it? Yeah, I was 19 and I tried to fake an asthma attack to get out of it and he wasn't having it. He wasn't having it. Yeah. I was like, sir, I'm running. Like I saw a Rite Aid across the street and I'm like, I'm running to pick up my inhaler. No. And he didn't give a fuck.

And he's like, no. Did you hit the like shortness of breath? Crazy and like bad acting all the way to Oppenheimer. Yeah. It's honestly beautiful. I guess. Big wheezing to Oppenheimer. I do this thing where I like have a guest and I'm like, okay, Josh Peck is coming.

And I just, the surprise was it. That's all I fucking prepared. I was like, okay, Josh Peck is coming. And the surprise was it. That's all I fucking prepared. I was like, we're just going to shoot the shit. Yeah, please. You know what I mean? We're just going to talk to him about our lives. I'm trying to think about what we can. How can I help?

It's so real. How can I help? It's so real. Honestly, anything. I've made this nothing but negative. Tell us about all the positive things that you have going on. Well, I mean, can I help with like insight into the male mind? Ooh.

I'm married. Should we talk to him about our dating lives? Yeah. People would love it. Can we start with you? No, I really like, I can't put that out there anymore

because he's going to just cut it off. He's not. She made me title the last podcast Brooke is Dating a Homeless Man. First of all, it's unhoused and then she showed me and then she tried to show me a thumbnail with tents in the back i didn't make

this i didn't make the tent thumbnail that was oscar's idea i shut that down i said that was a bad idea there's palm trees behind us okay there's palm trees behind us i'm not about to cosplay as homeless okay i'm just saying i gotta give the guy a break. Yeah, that's fair. Tell us about your dating life. She's dating a really, really rich guy. So Josh, normally I go for the unhoused, right? Fair.

And that's where I feel comfortable. But you guys are so successful. What's unhoused to you? Oh, I'll take it there. No home. Literally no home. I'll take it there. I've been sleeping on a boat.

Oh, he owns a boat? Is he a detective? Wait, he has a boat home? A houseboat. A houseboat. Why do you say is he a detective? Wait, is that a detective thing to do? Yeah, like every movie.

Yeah, I think it was like, I think it started in like Lethal Weapon. Mel Gibson lived on a boat. Whoa, I wonder if he's doing some like undercover shit. I don't know. He definitely has a house, by the way. It's just like a funny bit that we've been doing but yes she hasn't seen it i've only seen a boat i go for like the no bed frame having like you know what i mean i wouldn't say unhoused but it's just usually like as close to unhoused as you can get you know like call it a hobo sexual

where you like date her for a place to stay yeah and that usually happens but i've been talking to a guy recently who is very successful and the thing is is i'm not sure how and he's been kind of like sending me like thousands of dollars in roses and then like taking me on these extravagant dates like took me to a date at the uh mayborn hotel in beverly hills when we get there and the whole staff is like waiting for us and then they like take us up to this like secret lounge in the hotel like speakeasy vibes he was he went upstate for work and he was like i want you to come and i like laid down for a nap and i woke up to my roommates waking me being like he booked you a jet like get on the jet did it like come whatever but the red flag here is that he's 21 yeah it has to either be illegal or not his right did you ever think about the day you'd finally meet josh peck no

i didn't i'm like i'm so overwhelmed i'm so sorry and murphy like oh what a dreamboat he's awesome everything what's killing murphy like he looks like sexy, older Matt Rife. He's like... Yeah. Wow. Very similar looking. Is he in Oppenheimer? He's Oppenheimer.

Oh, bless your heart. I love you. I just love you for you, okay? You too. I'm sorry. I feel that connection with you. I really do. We really appreciate each other for who we are.

I know. You always have always just made me feel so at home. And every time I leave doing connection with you I really do We really appreciate each other For who we are I know You always have Always just made me feel So at home And every time I leave Doing anything with you The only thought process I have Is like I can't believe

I just told Josh Peck Like all these things I think last time We were talking It was about like Ozempic And like Oh yeah

Just embarrassing ass Like I was just like Telling you the most embarrassed I was vape coughing Like all over you It was great And like And you still just somehow love me.

On my pod. Good guy's pod. It's beautiful. How is your co-host? He's great, Ben. Yeah, he's the best. We got to do like a crossover. We should do a fucking crossover.

I'm like, please. Please. Any fucking time. I want to know. So I mean, I guess back, I have a question that was just kind of arose in my mind as we were talking about our dating lives that are quite the roller coaster before you were married and like when you were in the public eye and like younger did you have any like crazy dating experiences no because like i've always been

attracted to like a really cute like cvs pharmacy tech see that i thought why should they give you the good pills well yes first of all i'd be like what do you got back there right i would say this like growing up that weirdly saved me because i never got too hyped on myself okay so i never was like chasing after those like big messy public relationships yeah like whoever the do you ever hook up with like would you ever tell us a hook up or no is that crazy i feel like i don't think i it's not that exciting like i mean i've hooked up with crazy people but they were just like normal humans like from baltimore you know what i mean represent baltimore we'll talk after you probably know her

um but like you never had like an amanda vines run in i mean i've run into her are you saying did we hook up yeah no but i've run into her i love we've talked about this i love amanda yeah what was she like like back in the day crazy talented really nice yeah and just everything you'd want her to be but i was also the new kid like i came in from new york i got this tv show i was 13 i got put on the amanda show yeah and you got put i didn't even know that i i didn't have like any connection to showbiz and they're like we're flying you and your mom out to california yeah and i walk on stage they're in their second season and i was sort of not the odd man out but they were just like who is this kid the nobody wanted me on the show the president of nickelodeon this guy albie hecht who's been like

my you know i owe him everything because he saw me because i'd be at nickelodeon in new york all the time being like i'm chubby funny and ambitious you need those are the three best things absolutely ever yeah ever and he was like okay i'll give you a shot like you're funny wait that's everything i love that yeah that's everything. I love that. Yeah. That's like a beautiful story. That's actually so sweet. Damn.

Did you ever have any Dan Schneider run-ins? What was he like? I'm not a fan. Okay. I'm not a fan of him. That checks out. Pretty universal experience. Yeah.

Yeah. That does check out. I've been recently like really delving into like, just in my free time, like studying the effects of, I guess, fame, like at a young age and like studying the effects of i guess fame like at a young age and like cortisol levels and all that type of stuff and just like how it do you ever feel like the highs of being so famous as a young kid versus like the lows and like you know what i mean like that it affected you in any type of way like did you ever have a moment where you were like this is this is fucked with my head a little i mean mean, it's not like I was morbidly obese at 16.

It's funny. My wife's like, if you don't want people to bring it up, maybe you should stop bringing it up. I'm like, word. Thank you, wife. Yeah, dude. I mean, I was certainly going through it during that time. And then I lost a bunch of weight and had to get sober at 21. So certainly I was going through my own version of trauma and pain

and all this weirdness, and coupled with the thing that, like, you know, my mom always said that she's like, you know, if you had been into playing an instrument or Little League or whatever it is that kids are into like i would have supported you in that yeah you just were into this weird thing that you can do professionally as a kid yeah like what are like there's no there's no real doogie howser out there no matter how smart you are like most 14 year olds aren't like walking through cedar sinai being like you have eczema yeah like you just you're very smart and you go through school

quickly but like you can't become a doctor at 13 yeah in most cases yeah as a kid when you're thrust into this adult world with i i heard mayim bialik you know blossom like she's i know i'm old no i'll stop it i just know nothing did you watch Big Bang Theory? You'd know her if you saw it. You know Mayim Bialik? I'm old. I'm old. Respect. Who is she in Big Bang Theory? I don't know her character's name.

You would know if you saw her picture, and she's awesome. I just watch nothing. I had no childhood. I never watched anything growing up, and then now I just never do, so I'll have to tune in to it. You didn't miss anything. But she was a kid star and she talks about like the reason i wouldn't have my kids become actors is because as a kid you need to be allowed to have

a bad day and as an actor you can't have a bad day because it's the only job on that set where like if you don't show up they can't shoot yeah right it every other job even the director cannot show up and they can figure it out so that amount of pressure and money riding on a young person i think is too much have you been sober since you were 21 yeah can i ask like from what everything what do you got yeah yeah did you have like a aha moment where you were like i need to be sober talk about it um in my book where I kind of say like at 17 I lost all this weight but I was like the same head but in a different body yeah and so I thought like I'm at the finish line like I did it like now I just don't have to worry about

anything but quickly I was just still plagued with like the same thoughts and things that had always messed with me my whole life dad issues and you know you name it yeah i also was 17 and supremely stupid and like it's time for me to catch up supremely stupid is so funny like aggressively dumb just like i have to party now yeah because i spent like my my teenage years like you know um alphabetizing my dvds yeah going and like making out with people yeah and so now it's time yeah and with the fame like anything you wanted could be handed to you you know party wise drug wise bad environment wise and i just spent four years being a total cliche yeah i think like the most um sort of insidious or like corrosive moment of my life was the first time I like tried drugs and I

was like 17 and and I'm and I'm laying in bed that night and I realized what a great time I'd had that night yeah I felt like charming and handsome and I was having great conversations and talking to girls and I remember I got I laid in my bed that night and thought oh why would anyone ever want to feel any way else but yeah it's like why would anyone ever want to feel any way else? But then it's like, why would you ever want to feel another way? And I took that deep breath that I'd been seeking my whole life where I was just like, like Radio K-Fuck had been turned down. And suddenly I felt free. And I can look back on that now and go like, ooh.

Like that was the moment where I said like oh this is who i am yeah like and that sent me on a four-year vision quest that um could have been really bad really really and i'm glad that it wasn't i'm glad that you're here and i'm glad that you're you know there wasn't social media yeah during that time i was gonna say because i i like in my head i'm like it's you and hillary duff like the only ones who didn't go crazy. But maybe it just wasn't publicized at all. Yeah. Or was it just kind of like a private thing you dealt with? Yeah.

I mean, Hilary and I were on, we did the show together and we kind of talk about that, that we were both, even though I went through my own challenging stuff, like to be able to have gotten out of it at 21. Yeah. We were, you know. That is so young to get out of it. It's what you said about being a total cliche is such a crazy thought. Cause it's like,

I have, I feel like I have that thought a lot where I look back at my like party years with social media and how crazy I was. And like, it is just, people almost want to see it. Like the, the total cliche of it all.

They're like rooting to see young actors like go down that or young people young famous people like go down that path yeah and it's crazy that yeah there's just there's not a lot of empathy for it either you kind of have to be the one to like get your shit together you know yeah because they look at us as freaks yeah like they there's something about even a child prodigy, let's say. You're always wondering, that 12-year-old chess champion, whatever happened to them? They're like, oh, they're like that 23-year-old guy living on a boat, dating a bro.

No, I'm saying. You know what I mean? You don't really know what comes to these people because you feel like, oh, they're so young, and it's going to be too weird. Like, how could they ever grow up and become a real person? Yeah, that's so true. They want to see you as like that, Josh, forever.

I guess so. In a lot of ways. But I feel like you fought that really well. Yeah, was there like a major event that made you be like, I have to stop right now? Or was it just like, oh, I should probably stop doing that. I just felt like a cliche. I was breaking my mom's heart. There were a lot of bad,

there were a lot of close calls. Yeah. And I don't like talk about it like too in depth. And people are always like, this fool was smoking a blunt thinking he was on like, you know. Yeah, narcos. Yeah, like thought he was doing bath salts.

Like he probably smoked a joint, freaked himself out and got sober. Yeah. No, I was doing bath salts Like he probably Smoked a joint Freaked himself out And got sober Yeah No I was doing Bath salts Have you done Bath salts

No But have you No Bath salts is a Crazy Who was the guy Miami zombie Who was the guy

That he was a YouTuber Oh He was a YouTuber Oh my god And then he He started doing It just sounds like

Someone I would date He was a YouTuber And then he started Doing bath salts What's his fucking name And then he like doing, it just sounds like someone I would date. He was a YouTuber and then he started doing bath salts. What's his fucking name? And then he like. I don't know. The guy that was like really, really fit.

Yeah. Can you Google it? Like YouTuber bath salts. I just saw the guy who ate the other guy on bath salts in Miami. The Miami zombie. So what do you mean ate the other guy? He ate him. All of him?

Yeah, all of him. Like he was eating him on the side of the road like it was like a dead person and he started eating him it was like a thing but anyway so you it was not just weed that you were smoking i i want to hear more about the the problem is i got sober 21 so like some new shit has dropped that i really missed out bath salt Heineken with lime. Yeah. K2. Yeah. K3. Molly. It is. That is.

That's good that you missed the mark on that. You know what I mean? What's in right now? What are the kids doing? The kids are doing, in my opinion, the kids are doing 2CB. What is that? Oh, that's a hallucinogenic. Yeah.

It's like, it's a powder. It's, you know, you do it the same way you do any other powder, but it's hot pink. And that's to me what has always scared me about 2CB. I thought you were going to say why you like it. I'm like, honestly, the first time I ever did see it, though, I was like, that's. You know, like that's like that's that's cam. That's hot pink. Isn't it like a mix of a few like that don't make sense together?

I'm pretty sure it's like it's like Molly, ketamine, cocaine. I feel like those two don't make sense together. I'm pretty sure it's like. It's like molly, ketamine, cocaine. Like all in one. I feel like those two don't belong together. It's really popular in Miami. And like places like that. Well, if Miami co-signs it. Then we don't. I'm in. No.

Then we're in. Where are you from? I'm from New York. You're from New York. Why did I think you were from Florida? I lived in Florida for a few years. Did you? I have some Florida energy.

Where did you live in Florida? Boca. Boca is so. it's like super nice. Yeah, it's where all the New York Jews live. Really? Yeah, it's where, like, growing up in New York, like, with my, like, big extended Jewish family, it was, like, either half of them, like, would vacation in Boca

or just straight up were like, we're done with the winters. It's Boca, babe. It's Boca. So how old were you when you lived in Boca? I was, like, from four to eight. okay okay you were younger i wasn't i wasn't raging what was um what was going up in new york when we first met and we shot a video and you were like and i was like so you grew up in uh nevada you're like i can't sit here if you're going to pronounce it like that. Nevada is so like East Coast to say.

Is it? So did I teach you Nevada? What? Did I teach you that it's Nevada? Yeah, you taught me it was Nevada. Oh my God, Tana Mongeau taught Josh Peck a thing. That's all I need. That's like, I taught Mr. Oppenheimer himself. Literally in Oppenheimer.

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Do you love New York? I do. I love it so, so, so much. And I want to know from a New Yorker, like what do you think? I'll say this. I love New York.

I'm from there. I think that it's really fun. My wife's family, like her cousins are doing a couple years my rides here that's my other boyfriend that's what you need next the helicopter man you have the helicopter man it's a 21 year old yeah it's it's it's getting scary may I ask how old you are 25 so is this the first like younger man you've dated? Yes.

We're not like official or anything. We've just been on like a few dates. But I, yes, I don't normally date younger than me. But the thing is, is I'm at the point where I feel like I date these men that are around my age and their emotional maturity is still so not there. Yeah, I feel like if you're not 35, you're 21. Exactly. That's fascinating. It's a good quote.

Yeah. Is that an issue? Like what's... Like would I rather have a 25-year-old with maybe like no bed frame? Or even like a 28-year-old. Yeah, or a 28-year-old with the same... What about like a 28-year-old with like a 401k? Like making like between 85 and 175,000 a year?

Do you know any? Yeah, I know plenty. I don't think you'll like them. Why not? Because they wear Dockers. Okay. Like i don't think you'll like them why not because they were dockers like i don't know like i think i don't put anything past me that's the thing you know i'm trying to just rebrand my you know i want i this 21 year old doesn't really fit the mark but i want someone who's just like normal and has their shit together despite the money which is

always attractive but like do you kind of feel like there's a bit like because for me right like i have friends who are 30 and even though that's there's only a six-year difference it feels like a massive generational gap like there was a in references because you know like it's so nice when you're talking amongst people and you're like and you'll pull out a reference and they just know intrinsically what you're talking about 100 do you feel that with the 21 year old or we haven't gotten there yet i'm sure i will um i think for me it's more so anyone who's 21 is you know they're just obviously in such a different era of their life than a 25 year old and i feel like i'm newly sober

and i'm very much like yeah which is kind of crazy for me I didn't think I would ever be that that human but I've been loving it but I mean anyone who just turned 21 usually is having so much fun and getting so drunk and yeah we were like out the other night and he was like super drunk and I was like oh no like this would have been amazing for like the Tana that would be like let's go to the next part like just, it was such a miss of eras, I guess, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Brooke, where are you from?

Arizona. Mmm. Tucson, Phoenix. I'm from. Glendale. Yeah. So I'm from Phoenix and then I went to college in Tucson. U of A?

Mm-hmm. I'm like, did you go to college? No. Up and hammer. My childhood was stoned. He didn't go to elementary school. Did you finish high college? No. Up in Hammer. My childhood was stoned. He didn't go to elementary school. Did you finish high school? No.

Okay, neither did I. Do you ever? Duh. Did you ever have moments, you know, in your 20s, maybe nearing 30, even now, where you're like, I want to go back and get that? Did you get a GED? Yeah, I have my GED. I don't have my GED.

The funny thing about that was like when we were 16 working on the show, because by law they have to school you for like three hours a day. And eventually, and that bites into like how much time you can actually work. Because when you're under 18, like you can only work, I think at 16, like 10 hours a day. Yeah. And I just remember it was floated. And I can't tell you who, but they definitely worked for the show. They were you know there's a guy and we were like uh-huh and you kind of go and you take a ged test and if you don't pass it he helps you oh like the original college

admission scandal no way so is that what you did yeah and they were like and you'll go take this ged and then thankfully i passed it but it was kind of like and it you know, and you'll go take this GED. And then thankfully I passed it, but it was kind of like, and it, you know. But you didn't really have to? Where's the guy now? And can he come over? Silverlake. Of course he is. His name is Ron.

And he has patchwork tattoos. Thank you, Mr. Ron. Yeah. Did a lot of child stars do that? I'm sure. And then like, as soon as you had that GED, they didn't have to school you anymore. Isn't that wild? And were you just walking around like, I'm fucking smarter than all of you like i'm some narcissist shit i would be yeah i'd be toting that ged around like i was einstein yeah like robinheimer perhaps yeah exactly that's so crazy did you ever so have

you ever wanted to like go back and further your education? I, yeah, it's a nice, it's like every trope. It's a nice thought. It's a nice thought. And like everyone who gets older, they're like, oh, if only I had appreciated that time where I could just study and enjoy learning. But it's wasted on the young. Yeah, it really is. I was just saying that because I did go to college and it's like.

What did you major in? I was pre-nursing and then I did three and a half years and then didn't finish but I think about it now and I'm like I would have loved to take like if I could take those classes now I'd be so fascinated but at the time I was like I have to go to Sigma Chi would you ever finish it yeah but then what I'm a nurse I literally talk about like shitting myself on a podcast I think that we're Transcending into Okay that was a bad example

That's in the nurse genre That's in the Yeah that is in the nurse realm Maybe some other things A nurse is the best A nurse will really make Your hospital stay nice Or horrible

Yeah they really do We love a nurse Make a break They'll totally I would have been a horrible nurse Yeah I'm just imagining You wiping someone's ass I was cosplaying

I'm not kidding you guys I was watching Grey's Anatomy When I was applying for college Great that was the only reason i was nursing really i literally was watching it and i was like i have to be in the hospital because i'm looking for mr mcsteamy is that what they call him mr mcsteamy there's mcdreamy and mcsteamy and they're like and um eric dane i've never seen Grey's Anatomy. Oppenheimer, then Grey's Anatomy. Yeah. I remember my buddy was an attorney

and he would do these big, work at the district courthouse in downtown LA. And one time he's like, come on, come. And he was like a typical 55-year-old guy with kind of a belly. Oh, we love him. Typical lawyer, great coffee stain on his tie. That's my type.

And he was like, why don't you come watch a trial sometime his that's my type and he was like why don't you come watch a watch a trial sometime like it's interesting i was like i'd love to wait that's sick so i go down and i sit there like in the audience for you know like like it's fucking deal or no deal audience is hilarious yeah like yeah i think imagine too you're like at trial for something you did like you getting pulled over and josh pe would be exactly like seeing him in Oppenheimer. Like, whoa! Like, what are you doing here? I thought, same feeling.

I'm like, and the price is right, audience. Yeah. $1. But I, and so I watch it, and I'm there, and we go to lunch after. He's like, what do you think? I'm like, it's like Law & Order, but none of you are cute. Yeah.

Literally. That's crazy i really would love to see your nursing era i think nurses can still have fun too i just fucked my nurse by accident she did say more yeah okay josh i i was just debating if i even wanted to bring this up I've told this story on the canceled podcast like three times and I've cut it out every single time. Like I get I get almost to the home stretch of the story. And then I'm like, I just can't get it there to like to tell it. You know what I mean? To get to put it out on the Internet. But we've been touring the podcast. Right.

And when it happened, when I fucked my nurse, was facetiming all my friends and telling them what was happening and they were all of their reactions were priceless they i was i felt like it was the price is right you know what i mean it was it was very they were all very reactive because it was like what the fuck did you just do and so i was your reaction sorry to interrupt i was just distraught i was worried i was worried about her license i was worried about everything all of it and i posted all the lady nurse yes amazing okay cool and so i posted all the screenshots to my instagram story of all my friends reactions via facetime when i was telling them and then i never ended up airing the story on the podcast i was originally doing that to kind of be like this week's podcast is gonna get real medical real crazy you know and then i never did

and then on tour a fan in the audience asked about it and i i told the story on stage so i'm becoming more comfortable with the idea of just telling the story i say we just lay it all out for josh for the final time why did okay why did you have a nurse it's la and everyone has their house call nurses and their house call doctors you strike me as the type of not everyone by the way yeah i'm a schmuck i'm done i'm not like tana i'm not like bro no it's not i'm in the waiting room like i'm fine yeah another hour cool I'll go fuck myself yeah and that's normal now I do that too

because I fucked up my house call sit okay and just like to give you IVs like after a tough night yes

I have this one specific nurse and she does a lot of celebrities and stars and everyone she is

the nurse and she does IVs and she does B12 shots and she does if you're sick she'll come you know do your thing i think she's doing she was doing people's ozempic she was she she does it all peptides yeah multi-faceted woman right there you know and i'd known her forever and very much family friend energy you know we're very. She'd seen me at my worst a lot,

you know, I would text her anytime I had any problems with anything. And she was just always there for me. And there was a night like a couple, probably two months ago now, where, so Jake Paul was fighting, right? He was boxing. And I've learned now, now I mean now I'm sober but at the time I wasn't that when Jake Paul is fighting everyone is very much celebrating and they're so excited and they bet on him and they're watching and they're interested and everyone has these watch parties and they're all drinking and it's a happy fun moment and I noticed that it's like I was drinking too but not for those reasons I was like why is he so much richer than me i'm literally so upset welcome to my world it's just like i was drinking almost just like to i don't need i don't

really have like the words for it but you get it like it'd be like i don't know like just watching an ex boo thrive like that sure yeah maybe create an environment for having a cocktail or 17 sure and so i got very very very drunk that night and i came home and i had an appointment that i didn't know about like my my assistant this is so tana just la awful out of touch coded but my assistant was like your doctor's waiting at the house for you and it's like 10 p.m and she was giving me a bunch of shots and i think we were about to go on tour and i was just getting like b12 and just a bunch of shit to kind of like be healthier to like sure feel it takes a lot of energy out of you and stuff on the road shots of tequila in your stomach yeah and i just been cancels out that's and that's that's where i

was at at the time you know i was like perfect and i get there and i'm so drunk and i'm like give me my shot i'm not not even going to feel it. And she gives me all my shots. And I don't know what was like, what was in the cocktail, you know, but it was very much immediately giving, don't mix this with alcohol. You know, like some, you're not supposed to take antibiotics with alcohol. Like how it like. Yeah.

I don't think anything. I don't. Don't even take vitamins. I don't. And that's, that's, it just made me so much more drunk than i was and at the time my mindset was like why don't you stay she's giving you like cialis i mean that's i that's what it felt like and so at the time my mindset was very much like why don't you stay let's have a drink let's have and that's on her right i have cheeks too to tango i mean she stayed okay yeah and we ended up

splitting a bottle of wine and i was already like i just didn't need that i don't know i'm just thinking of you both with ivs in your arms like pouring wine into the iv bag yeah like that's though that was the vibes that was the vibes, that was the vibes and somehow I slipped and fell and I had sex with my nurse

and I don't know. Did you make the first move? Yeah. I don't remember but it sounds like me. Yeah. You know. I don't know.

I don't know. Did she have scrubs on? She did not. She didn't? I don't think so. How so how unprofessional i know then again you guys slept together yeah that's just a little did she have her name tag on did she have to go like she was off the clock no i think she was in a normal normal garb lab coat normal i'm trying to give the people something to think about right that's what i'm saying i can't picture it the stethoscope she's like choking me with the stethoscope could you imagine it just yeah i have one flash of the whole memory

of it and i was just 69ing my nurse oh my god it's not cute and it's not sweet i can't wait to tell my wife about this on the drive home she's a big fan i fucking love your wife i'll be like babe how's the kids cool so tana and her nurse i finally can talk about it it was one of those things where it's like i had permanent anxiety about it you know i don't think it's like that crazy i mean it is crazy but it's not like a horrible thing that happened it's just like it's funny what was the next day like and have you talked since we did talk the next day and it was so awkward. I was trying to have the like standpoint of like, oh, girl, we're just so silly. We're just so crazy, girl.

Oh, girl, we're just so you're my homegirl. Because I wanted to try to like keep seeing her. You know what I mean? Like, I swear to God, I woke up the next day. Well, I woke up the next day. Actually, I didn't even know I'd hooked up with her. Like I was just naked. And when I woke up naked and afraid, you know what i mean like i swear to god i woke up the next day well i woke up the next day actually i didn't even know i'd hooked up with her like i was just naked and when i woke up naked and afraid you know in bed with her no i was alone and the thing is is i sleep close to naked but i know if i wake up naked naked like something went down something went down and normally i know

what went down and i wake up naked you know like knowing what went down it was great and i woke up i went downstairs to isella, my roommate. I was like, who did I hook up with? And she was like, you're going to hate to hear this one. And this is like never happened to me before as well. It was like a big thing in my life where I was like, oh, no. And she was like, you hooked up with Stephanie. Let's say her name was Stephanie.

And I run through every fucking Stephanie I know. And she was like, no, no, no, no. But I was like, nope, nope, nope, nope. And I was like, the nurse? And it was just so, I just started very much in panic mode. It would be more messed up, honestly, if she was your therapist. Yeah. Right? As of late, I've been looking for a new therapist.

And I want a male therapist, but I do not trust myself at all. Why do you want a male therapist? Because I've always had female therapists and i don't know i just but i'm like is the female thing stopping you like i guess that's yeah like sounds like you just i have to like now it's so bad because i have to like stop myself from my ho tendencies there was like this youtuber tiktoker that i was going to film with and amari was like why haven't you filmed with him yet like yesterday he was like you guys would make the funniest content i was like i'm not filming with him because i know i'll fuck him like sometimes i hate when that happens

at least you're sober like yeah but i just certain people i can't like allow myself around you know because i don't trust myself love drunk but do you ever allow yourself to film with someone like that or whomever and then it's unrequited? Like they don't feel the same way? For sure. And then do you feel rejected or are you just like on to the next? I don't feel rejected. I think it's a good thing.

Yeah, they're like saving you. That's the best possible turnout that that could have possibly happened. You know, that just happened to me. I went on Hasan Piker's podcast and I was like, he's so hot. Like maybe he'll fall in love with me. And he just like was not in love with me at all. And I was like he's so hot like maybe he'll fall in love with me and he just like was not in love with me at all and I was like

humbling thank God you know but yeah I mean I tried to like normalize it

and then I even texted her about a couple like health concerns I had like after that and I was like yeah you're just

trying to like make sure it's like far down the line yeah like move on but I realized I couldn't and now I can't see her so each is that like urgent care now

now I am I'm serious I was just no it's't see her. So each... Is that like urgent care now? Now I am. I'm serious. No, it's only like, but you only feel comfortable sitting here like sexy, health concerns. So like, you don't want to be like,

I have diarrhea. My boobs are just growing so big. She's like, I think I have a yeast infection. You're like, yeah, I have athlete's foot. I mean, never mind.

Like what even happened? It's, oh my God. It sounds like she kind of got weirded out. I feel like she probably had way worse anxiety than you because at least you don weirded out I feel like she probably Had way worse anxiety Than you Because at least

You don't have anything To lose And she probably feels That is kind of What the conversation was That is Perhaps she had some feelings Yeah

Maybe she got caught up In them feelings I don't Maybe she always Had a crush on you And that's why She kept coming back We were like

Weirdly nice to each other And looking back I can see that it Maybe could have been A little bit of flirt It's a mosquito don't worry about it oh she worries about it it's okay it's my biggest fear i'm sitting here talking about like fucking my nurse and like bugs are my biggest fear like get your priorities in order girl um yeah i don't know i finally told the story though because everyone's been on edge we've like teased the story a hundred times

Do you think you'll air it? I'm gonna air it You have to air it We're not cutting a minute Yeah Absolutely not We can't Josh Peck is fucking here

He's in the house And it's beautiful I've got a pretty crazy story Today Right At my son's soccer game We were the snack parents Right

What does that entail? That means that you bring snacks For all the kiddos On the team For the day Are you guys healthy snack parents right what does that entail that means that you bring snacks for all the kiddos on the team for the day are you guys healthy snack parents or are you like

Cheez-Its and fucking granola bars I mean but like the crappy like the Quaker classic like this is all sugar

but it's delicious and we thought we forgot the Gatorades but I actually had them in my trunk oh my god thank you

why is that like my dream life it is like I want that to be my crazy story I can't fucking wait for that like I really I just can't wait like what are you guys are trying for another kid no no we're not you're not you're not really well one I'm like only one one years old. What is it? Are the terrible twos real? No. I think, and I can't stand parents in general. You're like, it's all terrible. No, I can't stand, like, every parent's like,

terrible twos. Or are they three? Do you have a three-nager? Or like, I'm like, shut your face. I did not sign up to be a parent if I have to look at people like you. Three-nager is crazy. Three-nager.

What's the most annoying thing your kids do? What's the worst thing they do? The annoyances are like true annoyances. They're loud. They talk nonstop. They love talking and making sounds. But if I get short with him, it's on me. If I'm just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll get to it, we'll get to it.

I'm just like, what are you doing? What's cool about it is, it's on me yeah like if i'm just like yeah yeah yeah we'll get to it we'll get to it i'm just like what are you doing yeah what's cool about it is is like if you i i it was funny on on on good guys on my podcast the other day someone called in and and it was this lovely woman she's like i'm six months pregnant my husband's kind of bugging out because he's like well what about our life and like i'm happy to have a kid but it's going to change so much like are we going to vacation are we going to do this? Like some of the old things. She's like, do you have any advice for him to put him at ease? And I was like, here's the thing. Your life will return to normal.

And you might be disappointed. But this like span, especially when your kids are young, but like this time when your kids are kids, that's like once. And it's going to go. So like, miss a couple brunches. Yeah. Like, because you're going to be heartbroken.

And it's going to happen in a blip. Yeah. You aren't bringing Gatorade to soccer anymore. Oh, my god. You're with your friend Rick, who works at H&R Block. And you guys are talking about the Knicks. And it sucks. And you're like, you know.

Yeah. You'll have plenty of time to be your old self, but this moment is, it's so special. I don't know. That sounds corny. No, I feel so ready, but I'm not at all, and I know when I have a couple more years. You're not.

At all. At all. I say that with love, but it's important. And I don't think anyone should ever be shamed. Like when a 30, someone in like their early 30s is like, I don't know, I don't know if I want to have kids yet. And people are like, well, you better get started. I'm like, shut up.

Yeah. I'm like, maybe they will, maybe they won't. But like the right time is the right time. Yeah, someone told me that. They were like, the clock is ticking. I'm like, I'm 26. Yeah, that is kind of wild. But I just saw a TikTok of someone yesterday talking about how like

they, she just had a baby and she was like mourning her old life and all the comments were like just wait till they go to school and then you have nothing but time yeah that's so true that's so true god i i wonder if i'm gonna be like unless they're josh and then they can't go to school that is true oh my god do your kids know you're famous yet my son will sometimes just look at me my four-year-old and go like drake and josh really what really even i'm getting it from you now i'm like can't you say no way no i uh he hears it he like because he'll just hear people say it like if they randomly approach me or whatever so do people say crazy fucking shit to you when they randomly approach you yeah is it always like hug me brother i mean there's some catchphrases i almost said it i'm not gonna lie uh brooke it would be okay

it was it was trump i know you have so much more than that like now like you are just the josh i know and love but it's obviously we've talked about the like frustrations of people just always knowing you for you know bullet points of your career and shit like that but i yeah i i always like tell my son like because there are some like weird moments or like i'll feel bad if like i remember for a while i was um i would say no to pictures if i was with him because i didn't want him to feel like time i was taking time away from him yeah i'd be like sorry like i just don't want to take a photo when i'm with my family, but it's really nice to meet you. And then he looked at me one day

and was like, why don't you want to take a photo because of me? And I was like... Aw, man. I'm like, I'm going to fuck you up no matter what. That's the sad part, too,

that when you realize no matter how good of a parent you are, your kids are going to have something wrong with them. Oh, my God. Some trauma. That's going to plague me. For sure. I'm like, the only thing I think that could be really wrong you are your kids are gonna have something wrong with oh my god that's that was like that's gonna plague me well i'm like the only thing i think that could be really wrong is your kid not being

funny but i feel like if you're funny your kid would be funny i feel like i'm gonna be so bad about that like wanting to instill my sense of humor onto my child yeah i almost feel like you have to like bully them carefully choose their trauma because like trauma makes breeds like funny people and so it's like but what kind of trauma do you choose like you could get like a light a light divorce or like yeah yeah what should i you know what i mean like something subtle but like how did you know that break my sobriety a little just a little bit just like a little like a small 2cb yeah oh my god you gotta try it um if it's a flat or a squeal a wobb peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel,

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Oh, boy. It's such a great question. I guess the question is, like, first, how did I know that I wanted to marry her? Yeah. guess the question is like first how did I know that I wanted to marry her yeah I bought I bought the ring for her like in September and I held it for like six months really that's the kind of person I am yeah I'm so nosy I would have found it I I kept it in my mom's oh genius she I let there were so many instances that helped me out completely. My big brother, I remember when I was going to get married, I wanted to propose to my wife, Paige. I was like, what should I do?

Do you have a diamond guy? Everybody's got a fucking guy. Why does everyone have a guy? It's so true. I love having a guy. She has a diamond guy. I do have a diamond guy. I'm sure he's charging you retail.

Maybe. I don't know. Probably. We want a good deal. The pop tag in exchange for the asshole douchebag jewelry so you know and it's always how it goes but so but i i hit on my my brother my big brother and i was like what should i do when he was like call your mother and let her in on this because if you like once you propose her family's gonna take over right her mother's gonna be planning the wedding like you're the dude you're the groom family's going to take over, right?

Her mother's going to be planning the wedding. Like you're the dude, you're the groom. Like your mom's not going to have really a part in it. It's like, let her be part of the ring. It don't mean so much to her. So I call my, you know, fabulous Jewish mother and I'm like, Ma, I want to propose to Paige. What do you think? Like, here's kind of what I'm thinking for the ring.

She goes, I'll call you in an hour. And so she calls me back in an hour and she goes, there's a rendering in your email. I've sent you like a Photoshop image. It's ready to be produced in New Jersey. My diamond guy says it'll be ready in eight days no way and it was perfect and so I got it it was sent to her and I just because I knew I wanted to get married but I just didn't know when yeah and um I remember I was sitting down with a friend of mine who's

like marriage I really look up to her marriage like they're just cool and they have cool kids yeah not annoying and I was like how did you know that you were ready to get married and she's like, they're just cool and they have cool kids and they're not annoying. And I was like, how did you know that you were ready to get married? And she's like, well, here's the thing about Paige. Like, when good things happen, is she the first person you want to call? And I said, yeah. And she said, and when bad things happen, is she the first person you want to call? And I said, yeah. And she goes, she make you laugh?

And I go, yeah. She goes, what else is there to know? And I was like, I'm doing it. I'm breaking up with every single one of my boyfriends. I was just going to say, we got to drop them? And I was like, I'm doing it. I'm breaking up with every single one of my boyfriends. I was just gonna say, we gotta drop him.

Oh my God, I'm not kidding. That sentence just got like three men's heartbroken tonight. I'm not kidding. Not the 21 year old. Tell me.

Get another jet ride out of him. I know, I know. I should probably figure that out. How old were you guys when you got married?

I was 20. I think we got 20 no 28 28 28 or 29 and she was like 25 or 26 but um the the crazy shit no no comparisons here no comparisons but i the the crazy shit was you know she lived at home and she is like a bunch of siblings and she has like a i love her dad and he used to play in the NFL, and he's, like, a total man. Yeah. He's just all man.

His name's Ken. Yeah. He's a fucking dude. Mojo Dojo Casa House Ken. You wouldn't, Oppenheimer, you wouldn't, yep. But I get what you're saying. Yeah. It's not, like, some, like, weak-ass name like Josh.

No. Who names you like Josh? Stop it. Joshua. I feel like Josh is typically a douchebag name is it yeah yeah you're like the you're the anomaly back to the marriage thing really quickly i've been have you guys seen love is blind have you ever watched the show love is blind i know the premise i haven't really seen it you run don't walk to watch this show i am a so it all started my obsession with love is blind because

i somehow found myself slightly dating someone who had been on love is blind and right he got left at the altar on and i need to go back and watch this season and like really find out but the premise of the show is it's a dating show where all of these people come in and in order to be on the show you have to be ready for marriage and you you want that life you want to get married and you want to find love a lot of the people have had a lot of trouble finding love and they put all these people in these pods right and you're in this pod and you're alone in the pod and through the wall is someone else alone in their pod and you just start talking and you're going on dates with all these people but you don't

see them and you have no idea what they look like and you get to know them and the goal is by the end of the experiment someone proposes and then you see each other for the first time engaged like you know what i mean after after all of the talking and then they date in real life and they see if it works if love really is blind if you can fall in love with someone without ever seeing them and then they go to the altar and at the altar they say in front of all their friends and family they're in a wedding dress they're in a tuxedo they decide at the altar like do you do i want to be with you or do i not want to handle that i don't want to get left at the altar i just watched an episode last night where the girl left him at the altar and it was the hardest thing i would marry him out of like i would just i couldn't do it i could not leave

somebody at the altar yeah like i was saying divorce is easier than that i fully agree like i would enjoy the enjoy the party have the hors d'oeuvres. And just don't do that. Go on the honeymoon and like three months later. Yeah. But it's the craziest fucking show I've ever seen. And it's like. You should go on it. It really.

I would love to go on it. You have such a recognizable voice. Everyone would know. And I think it'd be hard because I would start explaining my life and they'd be like, wait, what? You know what I mean? You could just lie. Well, I guess. No, you can't.

I mean, that's what I was thinking. It's not sustainable thinking sustainable you know what i mean but it's crazy because it's like it's not really that blind like a lot of the people like they see each other and their reactions are like so poor oh my god and it's like who came up with that that's like a really horrible thing to do to somebody there was a guy who they come out and to the girl he's like you wear way too much makeup and they get in this okay but i'd rather that than like you're fugly yeah but like how crazy is that is like you fell in love with this person based off of all these things that are non-aesthetic related and then come to find out he's kind of a piece of shit but what if yeah what a fucking loser yeah like no you're such an asshole to her it was i stopped dating a girl because of her perfume really too

strong i was getting asthma attacks that's definitely in your jaywalking situation it was a lot that's that's definitely something that would happen to me i love a perfume shower you couldn't tell her no what was the do we know the perfume it was it's like top five it's like a very i just feel like i don't even know the name but i feel like i just smell it on people a lot. And it's fine. It's lovely if you're walking by someone, if you're perusing Macy's, if you're in your local Sephora. But being locked in a car. I live locked in. I would suggest local restaurants. You'd rather smell the Bucca di Beppo than her.

No, because you couldn't be in the car with her for that long. Or a P.F. Chang's. Yeah. I was just like, we can't go to malibu that's nuts i'm gonna be hitting my inhaler like a vape in here it's right oh my god that's trying to air her out like stand in front of this fan what's your favorite chain restaurant speaking of pfj what a great subject thank you i have to know i mean okay i'm like i'm an i'm an applebee's gal. The dollar margaritas, they just brought them back. We won't be partaking.

Oh, yeah. Yes. I will never. Maybe you. Yeah, who knows? Maybe. Down the line. That's my relapse.

Imagine. That's the first time I drank a ganache. One of those that puts you in the hospital. They're radioactive. They really are. What's in a dollar margarita? People always say, so never? i'm like well i don't i don't know if you like that if you get a gold star for dying sober yeah if if i knew i had like

two days left like would i go like you know get some vicodin and go to white castle for sure yeah like yeah absolutely see what happens oh i've always said that like when i hit like if i hit like 75 like what's the point of not like you've lived your whole life i guess so i don't know i saw a lady who's like 104 and she was like i i drink a bottle of wine every day yeah yeah what's like like what is that it's constitution it's genetics and at that point you can't they shouldn't stop because you don't shock their system yeah like if you're in your 80s and you've been smoking your whole life keep it up yeah surgeon general josh peck is here to tell you you've been smoking though i mean i just think at that point it's just like somehow you i'm gonna keep hitting the vape in honor of

that and just hope that that happens to me so you seem very um do you do you do you live a life like tana i think more so than people think okay i feel like i mean i drink a lot from tucson no yeah no i drink a lot i i dabble here and there but i don't really have dependency yeah you don't have any dependencies i think that's just the difference is i go very very hard you know why do you think that is i've been trying to figure that out i'm like my goal even right now like i i've done a lot of times like where i just take a break from drinking and then i go back and it's i do it for you know clarity and i don't want to work hungover and so on and so forth. And I would love to find a balance where I, you know, because I feel like I'm one or the other. Like I'm drinking and I'm never going to have like one drink.

Like I just, I love to, once I start drinking, I want to be drunk. I want to party. I want to be crazy. I want to have fun. I would love to find the moderation. And it's like, I don't know what it is. Like I don't have that. Like after you have four drinks, you could go home.

You could stop. Yeah. Cause it's not like, I just don't like it that much. I do it and it's like fun, but it's like, I don't know. I'm not. Did you feel that way? Like, did you struggle with moderation? Yeah.

Yeah. So many people do. I mean, I feel like it just comes down to like being an addictive personality or not. Do you feel like you have an addictive personality? Yeah. Yeah. I'm sober. Yeah. What are you you do you have any addictions now um no i mean they're good addictions i try to like um work out yeah like caffeine nicotine nothing i'm trying to find one of those for sure yeah i drink two two or three energy drinks yeah i'm always ingesting

nicotine in some form like i'm either like doing lozenges or like yeah i'm i'm you know leonard zinner oh are you in the lip my guy what are they threes oh six or you're nuts i've actually been debating picking that up no because okay sorry i'm not gonna do i'm not gonna do you because i think this is my problem like i love this flavor and i love smoking like i've always just been like a smoker whether it's weed like anything i love the action of smoking so like i'm debating on if i like started to pack a lip right if i would like be able to quit you know well like i think we talked about it on my pod that like um vaping is is it's kind of like masturbating like it's like doing it right out like a cigarette a cigar is like you know it's

like hooking up yeah no it's it's an event yeah i gotta go outside i look cool take some time i mean cigars cigars hooking up with a person you actually like. Yeah. You know, someone you hate. I don't smoke cigars. Either way. It takes time and planning. But like, baby, just like, I got to get this out of me. Yeah. Yeah. What I mean?

Any time to jacking off. Yeah. It really is. It's just it's not cute. You're ashamed of it. Yes. It's all of that. I really.

So, yeah, I might start packing my lip and become that bitch. I don't know if that makes it better. Do you spit or do you swallow with the Zin? There's no, you don't spit. Like, there's no, there's none of that. It just chills. It just chills there. Yeah.

How interesting. Really? It's like Nicorette gum, but in a different form. I just, I'm going to, I think I'm'm gonna try it and see if i just i feel like it's not the time to try anything new that's true you know what i mean it's like something you know is addictive shows well that's such a big tour funny concept though like try like knowing something's addicting and wanting to try it for the first time well i'm trying to get off this and maybe have that be like a weaning sitch but i have noticed that since i've stopped drinking like my addictions to like you know what i mean you replace one addiction with another it's

very easy to fall into i wish i was someone who was like a runner like i got addicted to like the running high i know it would be everything i've been trying to get addicted to the gym and it's just like i can never be that person like you guys you guys are fit like and it's just natural like you just don't have to worry about it and there's no jimmy i have to worry about it i'd be i really am worried about it yeah i have to worry about it like all the time like if i ate how i wanted to eat i would you'd have to roll me into this podcast room how great would that be though and i know god i was just thinking that today i was like fuck it we ordered a jersey mike's club sub i got the giant size and i was like what if i just finish this right here right now yeah you know and it's like fuck wash it down

i definitely have to like work out and like be mindful of what i eat to like stay looking the way i want which i hate i just i'll never the serotonin from the gym even if I do get it like while I'm on the treadmill like there'll be those like three minutes where I'm like this is runner's high I feel great getting back the next day is still so hard problem it's like actually the physical act of getting there like I can't do it I feel like there's like I'm tied to my couch you work out yeah I'm running for myself yeah me too I'm just calming down the voices it'm literally saying i feel but like how did you get into it though it's like i want to be into it but i'm not the

only thing that works suck yeah find the jerry seinfeld is this great quote like find the torture in life that you can live with and you'll have a great life yeah and like working out's torture relationships are torture like i mean that, it's hyperbolic. But, you know, because it's fucking work. It is. But it sure is interesting. Kids are hard, but it's rewarding. Working hard sucks.

But at the end, so you have to find the torture you're comfortable with. For sure. The only thing that motivates me to work out is anger. And I've noticed that it's... Yeah, or like revenge. No, it all is and like when i look back at my life the most fit i was was the angriest i was like breakup wise or like i just have my manager and i hated him so much so i was running just every day like with this anger in front of me you know and now when i go i'm not really angry

at anything but i purposefully i put myself in 2020 i put myself in the angriest i ever was that's smart no but but it's so mentally unhealthy i think all the time i'm like one more breakup and i'll have my ideal body like yeah or a stomach flu no it's yeah oh my god one good tapeworm i'm just literally i was just uh trevi just got dental surgery and i was telling her that is my favorite like cleanse that's when i knew i was just uh trevi just got dental surgery and i was telling her that is my favorite like cleanse that's when i knew i was like a little off like my sister had her mouth wired shut and i was jealous of her oh for sure i like i just wrote down in like for this week's podcast topics for us before i knew if josh could make it like just random stuff was i wanted to like

because i was high the other night and i was super thinking about it like the body dysmorphia in la is the craziest thing i was like overhearing a conversation the other day between a couple people like in the industry and i was just listening and it was what kind of like evoked this thought for me but it was essentially someone being like yeah i haven't really eaten today and like someone else being like oh my god slay mazel yeah like it's it's like celebrated like if if i go out anywhere in hollywood like anytime you could be going through the worst time of your life and lose a bunch of weight and it's so crazy in hollywood everywhere you go everyone is like congratulating you but do you think it's specific to hollywood because like i was actually just talking about this on trisha's podcast yesterday but i like i was in a sorority and i was a dancer so that was like such a part of it really that i got here and i was like oh my

god no one even cares that's yeah no like it's like to me i've found that like it's i see it so much less now in my life than i did like growing up i see it so much more like i everyone i know it's like when they walk past a mirror like they're checking their body they're you know what i mean just everything you know just going to dinner it's like when they walk past a mirror, like they're checking their body. You know what I mean? Just everything. You know, just going to dinner. It's like the person getting the pasta is going to be like, I'm treating myself tonight. Like they have to let everyone know.

I'm like, why did you say that? Yeah. Or like, I can't eat that. And I have like. Or like, I don't want to hear about your new diet. Just do it. Do it 100%. I used to have a rule like that. Like I would not let my friends even talk about it around me.

Because I'm like, I don't want to hear it. Because it's always the girl who's like skinnier than you. That's like, oh my God, I can't have a rule like that. Like I would not let my friends even talk about it around me because I'm like, I don't want to hear it. Because it's always the girl who's like skinnier than you that's like, oh my God, I can't have that. It's like, why would you say that? Yeah. Yeah. But I also think like, and this is the craziest thing. First of all, I think everybody trips out about it.

What was fascinating to me was like to meet people who never had an issue with food or like always had, you know, were naturally beautiful and perfect bodies and how much they thought about food every day yeah but this is a crazy thing we all talk about like instagram and social media and how like compare and despair like you look at these supermodels you look at these like crazy fit crossfit guys and you think to yourself like i'll never be that yeah i think what's even worse is when you're bored and you're looking at your own page and you see a photo of yourself

from nine months ago that you forget you were dimming the lights and you had just recovered from a stomach flu and you took the perfect angle and you had like

a three pack and you looked great and like but now nine months later you forgot that and all you're doing now you're comparing yourself

against where you were. Oh, my God. I am like horrible about that. And it's the same body. Like, I look at my old photos of myself, and it's like at the time, I thought I looked horrible. That's the joke. And then it's like, the whole time you feel that way. I look back at photos of me four months ago, five months ago, and I was so miserable and sad.

But I'm like, I looked amazing. Why were you miserable and sad? Bad breakup. I get bad breakup the dead family but still it's just so stupid like I don't know I wish I could just never think about it ever again I know I just I've I like recently I've been realizing how much I think about just the way I look at all times and there's and it's like there are people who just don't think about that I know imagine I'm so jealous but like and i've just always been this way i don't know how many i remember once i asked him i shrink this i was like are there people who are just happy i'm like not that you meet them because you're in here with you know sick fucks like me all day but like do you ever and he's

like yeah there's some like there's some people that aren't contemplating their role in the universe or like wondering if their dead relatives are proud of them. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're just like, I'm not going to do roast beef or turkey for lunch. I always talk about that. I'm just regular.

But do you think, so do you think ignorance is bliss? Do you think that's what it is? Because I think that a big part of my mental demise is crippling self-awareness. Or is it crippling self-centeredness? And I say that with love because that's my issue. Explain.

I think that with the advent of the agricultural revolution that happened in the mid-1800s, we have so much fucking time on our hands that life expectancy has shot up that we're not worried about staying warm. I can't speak for everyone but like many people in this country know that for better for worse like their food is secure and that they're going to be able to like have just like a very basic um sort of uh requirement for living

like their needs will be met so they have so much more time to be self-centered contemplate their i mean wow modern psychology, right? Like, Carl Jung, who was, like, one of the forefathers, Freud, which is a common name. Like, this all popped up in the last hundred years, and I don't think it's a coincidence. I think it's because the need became very necessary because in the last hundred years,

we've had so much time to think about ourselves. And it's so crazy. Like, a hundred years ago, no one was thinking about their,-to-waist ratio. Yeah, it was like they were thinking, your energy outward, and now it's like, beans. Why is that what I think they were thinking? Beans?

Lentils. What do you think, what kind of beans? Where do you find beans? How good is Italian wedding soup? Oh my God. Pasta for Jules. Oh my God, everything. You know, Olive Garden's a little deal right now.

I need to get over there. All the like fucking, I can't even. While you were just explaining that to me, it sparked a thought in my head that I would love for you to explain something to me that I do not understand, that I just have a hunch you would be good at putting into layman's terms for me right now.

And I mean, explain this to me like i'm like like i'm the dumbest bitch you've ever met which will be easy for you um i don't understand the roman empire oh my god yeah the sad chuckle i don't i think about it as much as all men do i'm thinking about it now me too um but i what what don't you understand? What happened? She said, what's a Roman the other day. What happened? Oh man, I'm just going to get so fact checked on this. I'm like, I can hear the comments in my head right now.

There have been empires throughout time. Which are? Greeks, the Romans, the Byzantines, the Ottoman Empire. See, that was already way more empires than I was going to ever be able to name. Ziaosa. Okay. And the empire is a big fight? In theory, you could say like Western civilization is an empire.

Okay. So we've created... Fuck! I was so stupid. It's sad. Continue. You're not. Continue.

No, but just like there's the western what like suburb this is very american but like suburban sprawl or like the way we approach education or the nuclear family like the way we set up families okay live our daily lives like okay is has become like predominant in most of not most of the world but the united states canada most of europe like it's just it looks similar in the way of life and then there's different civilizations but at that time like of recorded history like those were the major civil civilizations and they were the ones who were making like scientific breakthroughs governmental breakthrough breakthroughs. The Greeks invented government, basically, and a way of ruling things.

I don't know. Yo, check me. I was a kid actor. I've had no education. I got my GED from a guy named Ron in Silver Lake. Feel free to come after him if you're mad. But to the Roman Empire, Caesar. You've heard of that?

Yeah. Like the salad? heard of that. Yeah. Like the Salon. Yeah. Yeah. And Chauvies. Caesar led the Roman Empire. But then Marcus Aurelius was a Roman emperor. There were many Roman emperors, but Caesar gets the Brutus killed.

Have you seen Emperor's New Groove? Yes. Pull the lever, Kronk. You know that's David Spade saying that? No, he's Cusco, right? Wait. I haven't seen it. He wasodeon so oh yeah you know what i mean i really think i just need an episode of the kardashians where like chloe and kim and courtney like cosplay the roman empire but in their day-to-day lives like they're shaking the salad and that's like equivalent to like when the romans like got their spears i do i understand that and then i would just totally get it hmm yeah but the silence was

deafening important to know is that most guys who are saying that they're talking like they're thinking about the roman empire also don't know what the roman empire is like they're all thinking about i said that the movie gladiator and they don't actually really know what it's about just like we don't so sort of exaggerating a lot of no one's thinking about it daily i just don't and don't you hate like there's such guy things like the roman empire like quoting gladiator like guys walking around the way like are you not entertained which is the famous line from the movie or doing like the matthew mcconaughey yeah i'm just like It's so fucking It's too much Yeah

Girls are just as bad I'm in my I've entered my era Of empathy for men I've just hated men My whole life Why is that? I don't know

They're just the worst Dad stuff I guess yeah My dad was awful But then just beyond Just the guys I date Which obviously I guess You could say like

My dad was awful And then that made me awful And attract awful men And whatever But just overall Man I've just always been like men are cheaters men are liars and it's like look in the mirror Tana but I never met my dad so I guess oh yeah we talked about that you never met him yeah and he died before I've made this joke before but he died before I had a chance to meet him so So like, perfect record. He won. Yeah. You and I have always talked about that, though, because... He was like, no, just like when he said his mind to something, he sucked to it.

You know, like, I'll never meet you. He nailed it. He won. Gold star for that. I'm serious. That's called the bright side, friends. You're not in there anymore. But I think I've always connected with you on that

because it's like you had to normalize the fact, you know, like you probably got so sick of people being like, well, one day maybe you'll meet him and maybe he's a good guy. I knew a lot about him. And what I see in hindsight is that my mom did like an incredible job. Like when I talk about my big brother, like he's a proper big brother from the Big Brothers foundation but i've had him since i was eight yeah wait explain what you know the big brothers no did you ever see the movie role models you know no right

it's like basically for kids with one parent you either get a big brother or big sister and it's completely like um they don't people donate their time and this was there was this guy dan my big brother who yeah i got matched with and there's a foundation and they do like months of vetting and background checks and training to like make sure this person's like of value yeah and then you meet them and if you guys hit it off bless you thank you they um they become your person and like basically you just do fun shit twice a month really it's like every other sunday we'd go and so you still have your big brother not only do i have my big brother he was my best man at my wedding the goose bumps are so wait how old were you when he started being your big oh my god how exciting so imagine he was

now it's even crazier to think about it. Because then I just saw, you know, he's a stockbroker. I'm like, you're a grown ass man. 24. And he would just take you places and you guys would do stuff. We'd go bowling. Or we'd go to the movies. Oh my God.

Imagine how fun that is. Like he did it out of the kindness of his heart. And then it just ended up being Josh Peck. Bonus, right? I didn't even think about it like that bonus right so we ever come to like set or like big brothers wanted they like one of the big brothers chapters like wanted to like do press with with my big brother and i and they approach him about and he's like no fucking way he's like it's not about that oh that's so sweet this story is literally making me want to cry right now i'm

actually not even joking i'm fighting tears that is like that's so fucking sweet and so he was just always there for you your whole life like if you had yeah any problems you'd go to him and you'd call him yeah i mean we even just like brothers like when i was like a teenager like we kind of like fell out for a couple like for a little bit of time just because i was like man like and we we really grew together like brothers and then but he's been consistent in my life like i you know he has obviously two kids and a wife now and i'm in their life and he's in my kid's life like he's uncle dan it's how cool they still do that yeah yeah no it's a it's i want to be imagine me as a big sister am i too old that's great oh i wanted one i didn't want to be when i wanted one now yeah i don't want to be one that'd be so fun but i'm just imagining like here's like a sponsor but like for your kid

what celebrity would you have be your big sister now i asked both of you if you could pick anyone adam sandler but he's not a sister he's not a sister have you ever met adam sandler yeah you give me major like would-be friends with adam sandler vibes what was your interactions with him like i'm obsessed with adam sandler i don't know if i've ever told you this but i'm obsessed is it just because he's like america's dad yeah are you maybe that is why maybe that is why but i'm also like kind of in love with him. I get that. You know? I saw him once. His company, Happy Madison, is at Sony. I'm a lot at Sony.

And they built him a basketball court next to it because he's such a big basketball player. This is the coolest information I've ever received in my entire fucking life. I'm trying so hard to play it cool. Keep going. He walks out in like his total garb, like over like way too big basketball shorts,

like not cool Jordans, like reebok lace-ups full beard hair a mess and you know and i just i'm like just walking by him and i'm just like hey man and he's like oh i hate it no no like what's going on there but um no he's just like hey man and i've seen him like at the brentwood country Mart. Like we've just like had a nice exchange. And it's just like, hey, how are you? And I don't mean, and I know this will get picked up by the press, but he had a big iced coffee and it was light. He likes cream in his coffee.

Oh my God. I would never expect that from him at all. Ever. I would expect him to drink black coffee. I know. I couldn't believe it either. Wait, that's not surprising. Maybe he was getting it for someone.

I don't want to, you know, start a beef. Yeah, that's true no no beef with adam sandler over here i'm serious he could kill my family and i would thank him what about a big sister a big sister maybe like miley cyrus it can be anything oh she'd be so good michelle obama that would be the best i'm obsessed have you met the obamas no i'd love to have you met now i just just wanna That's my new niche On Cancel This When I have on people

Who are more in the Traditional media side Just asking there We just had Jojo Siwa on And we were asking her About her interactions She had the craziest Celebrity stories

You would not believe Oh I can't even imagine Yeah she was telling us About her like Psycho Elton John experience Like all this different stuff I'm trying to think Is it cause Elton John's

Kids are into her? Does he have young kids? Or were they just like Was Elton like I think she was selling out arenas And Elton John's kids are into her? Does he have young kids? Or were they just like, was Elton like? I think she was selling out arenas and Elton was like impressed. Oh. Yeah, which is kind of crazy.

Who do I want to know about you ever having an interaction with? I went to JoJo Siwa's once because we were shooting a video and she was showing me all of her like, she had this room dedicated to all of her merch and she's always been incredibly lovely and nice. And so she was showing me the room and all this other merch and she's like yeah i'm um my my stuff is sold in in six out of the seven continents because there's no walmart in antarctica i was like she's so rich she is she's so fucking rich she is we found out the amount of like skews she had we were so like i think i worked twice as hard that week Like I was just like

I couldn't believe how rich she was It was so motivating But it's insane Like they have JoJo Siwa blenders They have JoJo Siwa Tyres She's very nice She is so so so

She's like a ball of like sweet energy Which is good She's in a lot of drama right now So people are probably going to hate that I said that Oh really? Yeah It's team tricia paytas against team jojo siwa which is such an interesting thing to say out loud i know it's it's oh my try imagine explaining that to a victorian child honestly i want tricia paytas is my big sister absolutely i would do anything like she is that vibe she is my big sister honestly have you met Trisha yeah yeah oh maybe in the David Dobrik days though huh yeah but I also kind of

give her credit for we made a video together I remember I was um I'd spend like a year on YouTube trying to make vlogs and they did terribly you made great I watched your vlogs I appreciate it I was in your vlogs I had fun I wasn't comfortable you know like because i was never going to be like the guy at lax talking to his big camera being like what's up peck nation yeah me what's up wolf peck um uh and i remember my buddy joe at the time was like yo you've spent your whole life like being in front of the camera like why don't you just like worry about what you're good at yeah try to be funny and like figure out what you want to do like be yourself which is what my wife's been telling me for my entire life and he's like and i'll worry about holding the camera and

lighting and so mukbangs were big at the time yeah and so i remember i uh i just was like i'll do a mukbang like and i'll talk shit and eat and i'm a former thick boy so it'll feel like real. Yeah. People won't be like, oh, you don't eat like this. Yeah. So I got like, you know,

wing stop or something and I called Trisha who I knew a little bit and I was like, Trisha, like I got a duffel bag full of buffalo wings. Like,

do you want to just like eat them and talk shit for the next hour? Yeah. She's like, I'm 15 minutes away. That's so everything.

And that video, I'm sure thanks to her but like yeah and i was like oh this is my my lane your niche so tricia paid us kind of started the lane for that you should go on her podcast like now she's so she's i went on it yesterday i'm so she is like the easiest person in the world to talk to what did you guys talk about everything we talked for three hours i was like i never wanted to leave i'm obsessed with her well i'm excited she's so smart she's one of those who like like i was telling her i feel like she reminds me of theo vaughn in that like she's it's like kind of a dumb act but it's like you have to be so smart to execute it yeah like i use the example of that clip you know where she says like or like what's the thinnest layer of the

earth yeah do you know the clip they say like what's the thinnest layer of the Earth yeah do you know the clip uh-uh they say like what's the thinnest layer of the Earth and she said uh the thinnest layer of the Earth and they go yeah and she goes oh I got a point like they say correct she got it right you'd have to see it but like it was so quick and so funny and like but it seemed like she was just dumb I don't know how to explain it but like no 100 I think people who have mastered that I always try to say that's what I'm doing but in reality I'm just fucking dumb and it's on camera but that's not true

at all sometimes I'm surprised when I realize how young you are like just because obviously you have an old soul and like just how

successful you are like I think it's I mean maybe you don't know everything about the Roman Empire but clearly you guys are very smart

I appreciate I appreciate the compliment the things that, but clearly you guys are very smart. I appreciate the compliment. The things that matter. The things that matter with you, you're one of those people where it's just like I grew up watching you. I've always been. I'll never forget the first YouTube video we ever filmed together.

This was at the time of Collapse, right? And all the Collapse were very silly. You know what I mean? It was like, okay, let's do a mukbang. Let's do a, you know, dressing each other for the day. Let's do just something silly. It was like okay let's do a mukbang let's do a you know dressing each other for the day let's do just something silly it was like silly youtube collab era and we were doing something for your channel and then i had to decide what i was doing for my channel and i was like josh this is gonna sound so fucking weird and i don't make videos like this at all but i just

want you to come sit on my couch for an hour and i want to be a fan and i want to ask you everything i've ever wanted to know and that was like what did. I just like grilled you and you let me, which was so crazy. You gave me the ultimate fan experience. And I'm like me right now. I'm like a make-a-wish child. I'm like, he's here. Now that you got me, who are we moving on to next?

That's it. Oh, come on. That was it. That's the only thing I asked her for. I go, please surprise me with Josh Peck. I'm like, she doesn't have to get me a birthday present. Like she's set. Yeah, I really just had you here. So that like like i this was my token thing i did for brooke and i

really had no i like i i saw you and i looked at you for like i feel like five minutes before i even noticed i know i mean well you were on to me today though seriously and i get well did you see me like kind of looking at you funny i was gonna make yes and i was trying so hard not to look at you back i was gonna make fun of you because it was like you love ryan because i thought ryan was coming and she was getting so like worked up which i normally would everyone thinks i have a crush on this guy and it's like a whole thing um i don't know what i had for like five minutes i'm speculating with the fan give the people where are men fucking up right now to be honest with you it's not that men are fucking up it's that i've just really had trouble connecting with someone as of late like i've been enjoying dates

and enjoying people's presence and enjoying people for who they are but i feel like my love language has always been one of two things and i feel like i'm only ever going to fall for someone if i feel like they understand me and maybe whether that's understand my lifestyle or understand who I am as a person and I recognize that I'm not necessarily the easiest case to crack so it's hard to find someone who I feel like really gets me and gets and just beyond that like gets my humor and like is I find them genuinely funny and like we have the same sense of humor like I just haven't ran into that in a minute I feel like I've only ever had that connection a couple times in my

life but I'm in a dry spell with what kind of how big your life is do you think it will might require someone who's like down to come along for the ride and maybe it's like a great support of you and maybe doesn't have like a big career. Yes, but then that's hard because I feel like I'm really attracted to drive and I'm really attracted to someone who is successful and passionate about what they do. It's hard for me to be like, oh, you don't. Because in my life, like that's what controls my life is like my passion for what I do and how much I love it and how much it, you know, consumes me and consumes everything I do. And I wouldn't,

I feel like I also would need that in someone else, like someone, you know, who's driven towards what they do and loves what they do. So I, I don't think I could have like a groupie essentially either. It's hard. That balance is hard.

Cause your life is demanding. Yeah. My life is demanding. Yeah. My life's demanding. Yeah. Like, it, and, you know, it, especially when you have kids and stuff, like, even if you were, like, had the perfect McSteamy, right? Like, some, like, badass orthopedic surgeon. Yeah. You know, replacing knees, elbows.

I don't think you can do that. She knows. She used to be a nurse. And, like, making 1.5 a year. Yeah. And, like, crushing great benefits, you know, plays golf. Yeah, but then they're going to hate what I do, I think, for the most part. And they're never going to be around. Yeah.

Right? Because you're going to be traveling and they'll be doing their thing and it's a hard balance. And it's a hard balance to find. Yeah. But for you, perfect person? I don't know. Someone on a boat boat someone on a boat i get maybe a boat and a bike is definitely important house is also important um i don't

know i don't know you're like what's it like like i just said mine's like understanding and like comedy i guess for me it's like what really makes you fall for someone like what is that for you i get you i mean same thing being funny i would never date somebody who's not funny but i also have like way less in the standards department not that not to say i don't have standards but like i what they do is really not important at all i feel like i would i agree as well like i'm not sitting here like i know but i guess it just i should say it doesn't like i don't have to worry about that as much because my life is not like hers at all really i guess that's yeah but it's exciting and different and busy and yeah and it's fun and i like yeah i don't know i feel like i wouldn't mind having somebody with a big career because it's like fun and exciting but

i also it's not like big career like it's i you know i i guess it's just like i want them to have something i've had so many men that i feel like we're like maybe losers in a lot of regards maybe losers so that you know no i'm not though i don't know i'm just striking out right now i don't know what i'm looking for you asked me that and i'm like hmm i got nothing like yeah but that's nice too though because you have an open mind to everyone you date i feel like i sit down with someone and within the first 30 minutes i know you know this know, this is going to be me making myself. Maybe you're ruling them out too fast. That's true.

I don't know. I'm just, I don't want to be in the position where I feel like I have to make myself like someone. And that's like where I've been feeling lately. It's hard. I don't think you ever know. And that's where you have to experience things. And I think that's like the worst when I see people who are like,

I'm 30. It's time. And I'm like, good luck. I'm like, because I don't think it works like that. And so I think like all your bad relationships are R&D to figuring out what you want. Or like what's right. You have to figure out what you don't like first. The problem is if you don't learn from those situations

and you just keep dating those bad dudes. Yeah, that's true. And I'm trying to learn. That's the issue is i could just go back to my like old ways yeah i'm a pattern repeater i'll date the same like shitty guy over and over again in different fonts in different people yeah yeah i mean like i met my wife on halloween like 12 years ago really this halloween will be 12 years 12 years ago and like oh god what does that mean you like sorry I'm old I was 24 when you met 20 okay so that's yeah and what tell me about this like how did you guys meet we were what were you dressed up as I was dressed up as a waiter because I'm vain and I wanted to be handsome and she was dressed up like Olivia Newton-John from Grease so she's vain I'm like oh you went with the hot girl outfit and uh we she said we

didn't make eye contact throughout the party I felt like we made eye contact quite a few times yeah and luckily god bless her friend Ani who kind of did uh did like the alley-oop like yeah she came over and she was like oh hi and we were like chatting for a second she should be my friend Paige and then we started dating I took her to Twilight, I think. We went to go watch Twilight. Yeah. Because that was my go-to. I'm like, it's a great date movie.

Yeah. Even though, babe, you're special. I only took you to that movie. I swear to God. Oh. Because it's a movie that you can kind of make fun of. Yeah. And if you missed a few minutes, it's OK.

Yeah. You could definitely hit a little make-out during Twilight. Yeah. Yeah. and like kind of and like you know you could like if you missed a few minutes it's okay yeah you could definitely hit a little make out during Twilight I hope yeah yeah and I'm like turned on by Taylor Lautner

so I'm like of course oh yeah I want to make a move I was always Edward like really oh yeah I guess I was too well

because I love the dying men I still that's like oh my god be so pale and skinny and dying I love it both those boys really did did well

they did right by us they did i've heard some funny stories about taylor lautner though in the dating scene he's married now right yeah he's married now he's got someone named taylor right yeah taylor and taylor they have a podcast too it does really well really he's everywhere taylor swift is still and i love that i think it's so cute he supports her so much oh he dated her oh another yeah he's uh back to december it's about him wow i need to go stream that and he was on stage with her when um kanye took the mic and he was yeah because he had like presented her award or like he was he was on stage no way and every day he says he regrets not having taken the mic away from kanye really good for him wait that's actually so sweet i know isn't is the song nice back to december it's almost her only nice song she's

ever written about anyone it's all about how she was he was too good for her and she regrets it it's such a sweet song wait that's actually so fucking sweet wow wow yeah and his wife is like a huge swifty so it's cute she like brings them to everything wait that's actually really really really sweet and like kind of i don't know though i was like that's some security right there i know i think about that often i'm like i if if my i guess he's her husband yeah but that would be terrifying to i mean let's go see your ex who's also taylor swiss yeah imagine like your wife's ex-boyfriend was like Brad Pitt. Oh my God.

I'd be like, I would just be like, Brad, you win. And I don't know what crack in the universe allowed me to get her. But also, that's a lot of pressure when dating Taylor Swift, to know that a song's coming for you. I remember I was hooking up with this girl for a while. I was in my early 20s. She was in her mid-40s. And she had a blog where she talked about everyone she ever hooked up with.

That's what we do. And we were numbered. And what did she say about you? I know you remember. Oh, yeah. What did she say about you? I was like, I'm never going to read this. And then I was like, I'm going to read this.

Absolutely. First of all, take a guess what number I was. Oh, no. What number were you? Well, she was in her mid-40s. So I'm going to go with like, were you in the 40s? Close. 69.

Close. 58. 58. Okay. Good for her. I hit guy 58 by fucking 21. So shit, good for her. Solid.

Yeah. So she's had a good run. She's a nice person. I mean, I was 23. So I was new, you know. And like, I'm with this person who's experienced and seen some things. Yeah. Written some things.

Yeah. And she just was basically like, he was very, not like, not goofy, but just like like just clueless kind of like what she said like timid did she talk about like your guys's like hookups yeah that's what she was saying like oh my god the hookup was kind of timid and like and then but then it like slowly got better which is like very that tracks for me and i feel like me for other people like yeah the first time is weird and then you learn what you like. Yeah, and when you're young too. Did you know that prior to dating her or was that something you found out after?

She had mentioned it, but I didn't think that I, I just never imagined it. And then I randomly got curious and bored and I was like, there I am. Did she mention you by name? No, no. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. So you were just 58 and you knew it yeah because we lived at the same apartment complex yeah as soon as i saw that i was like was she hot yeah

she was like crazy i could never have imagined you at that age being like a milf hunter and unintentional i feel like that's like a universal experience in your early 20s i feel like guys always like want to date an older woman. Really? The first, the girl I lost my virginity to was 30 and I was 18. And what was that like? Oh, I've told that, I never told you this story? I feel like you might have told me this story.

I still lived with my mom. Yeah. And we were, you know, like every like five or years growing up, your mom redoes the living room. Yep. You know? Yep. And so we had to get rid of this old TV that we had. And so she did the apartment building thing of put a notice up on the elevator.

Like, 100 bucks, you know, 42-inch TV. Yep. This woman comes and wants to buy the TV. Oh, I've heard you tell this story. Keep going. I delivered the television to her apartment, and I just got a feeling, but I didn't know what to do. She was like, enjoy your Zenith television, 42 inches, picture in picture.

Oh, my LG, life's good, baby. Yeah. picture and picture oh my lg life's good baby yeah yeah and uh and i just remember thinking like if i ever run into her again or i ever like somehow reconnect with her like i'm gonna give her that vizio dick a month later or yes or yeah or samsung and um a month later i got a a call from call from my mom calls me she goes hey you know that lady we sold the TV to she doesn't know

how to work the remote I bet she doesn't you go over there and show her and I was like oh will I imagine your mom had shown up

and she's like here I'll show you or imagine like for years I was like did she set me up like did she know I was so pathetic that she like like my mom set up this no i can't think like that yeah no even if that's like for sure that's oh my god no no no even if she did she didn't what a fun story wait no no i need more details i'm so sorry i am not done um so you knock on this door yeah and you walk in and i walk on

the door i bring a joint um because i'm like this will show that i'm fucking cool yeah so i go in and we're like talking for a minute and i'm like you smoke weed and she's like yeah and i'm like, let's do that then. And we start making out. And I just remember, I'll never forget this, that she went to the bathroom. And I didn't know that that's sometimes a thing people do to sort of freshen up or whatever. And so I left. I go to leave. I literally go I'm halfway out the door I'm like oh this I must have done something wrong like I'm just gonna get out of here and she comes out of the bathroom she's like where you going and I'm like oh I just figured I didn't want

to you know and you're in the bathroom that's weird she's like go into my room and I was like okay great perfect and i have so many more questions but i just shouldn't ask them so i'm gonna leave it at that i just had had a list of everything i'd like dreamt of doing and we did everything no yeah i was just like the first day that's amazing i just was like yeah i knock it all out yeah like multiple missions accomplished wow that's honestly beautiful that's a good virginity story yeah you know i'm gonna make up a new one oh my god that is kind of crazy actually i just realized the first time i ever told the story of my virginity on the internet it was to you really love losing my virginity yeah and i remember the kitty concert

after after a chance the rapper concert and you're so real for that are you fucking kidding me that was fucking six years ago how do you remember that oh my god that's actually that's oh that's so beautiful but i remember the guy that i lost our virginity to eventually the next time i saw him he was like yeah so you're just gonna like tell our virginity like your story to like josh peck on account it was like so mind-blowing to him and me like it just what are the odds that that was like the first time i ever told that story was to josh peck live what rapper's concert did you lose your no right now i lost my overseas i keep saying that

it was in mexico that's incredible and then what? Yeah, his ex-girlfriend tweeted it. I was already so shy and timid, and I didn't want anyone to know about anything, and this girl tweeted it. She was like, yeah. Proof Schofield fuck so-and-so? Yep, and I was so traumatized, I didn't do it again for four years.

That's awful. Fuck that bitch. I re-virginized. What was her name? F***. Don't bleep that. No, I'm kidding. Honestly, we might. You should you should believe it i'm bad about that i never want to that's the part about the canceled podcast but i'm trying to learn when i should

the numbered blog we are we like come on here although we give like aliases but that is crazy though as he was talking about his number the the numbered blog, I was thinking, like, guys must do that when they date us. Like, come and watch. Well, yeah. And it is, it's kind of scary because, like, we do come on here and debrief and tell each other stories. But, yeah.

I've been, like, kind of talking to this guy. And we went, we've been on, you know, probably, like, 15 dates or something like that. That's a lot of dates. That's a lot. I know. But our first date, like, he didn't really know what I did for a living and then our first day we like went to the date and then people were kind of coming up and recognizing me so then it was kind of like a conversation of telling him what i do but ever since then we've like never talked about it like since i just talk

about it with him like it's super normal i'm like yeah i'm on tour i'll be home in a couple days and he's like okay like we don't like delve into it but i couldn't if i knew someone had a podcast and i was seeing them i I'd watch every episode. Yeah, I would too. Because I would have to know, are they saying anything about me? And if they're not, why not? I know. And then today we watched the Logan Paul fight.

And he was here and he kind of knew about Logan Paul and shit. Meanwhile, her ex-husband's walking down the... Yeah, I was just sitting there like, how much does he know? And I don't know how to find out. I know, I was giving you a side eye. Does he know that's your ex-husband I hope not Not that he's really

Your ex-husband Yeah But That's tough That's tough Drink Prime Yeah enjoy Prime Let's put a little more money

In the Paul's pockets Mmm Prime's a delicious beverage It really is I don't know how much I like blueberry though It's a little sweet I'm a lemon lime guy

I'm a classic Yeah I love the blue raspberry one Delish But yeah let's put more Fucking money in their Fucking pockets What are we doing Yeah fuck I need like a Maybe he. I'm a lemon lime guy. I'm a classic. I love the blue raspberry one. Delish. But yeah, let's put more fucking money in their fucking pockets. What are we doing? Yeah, fuck. I need like a...

Did Logan really get his head split open by Dylan Danis? He threw a microphone at him at the press conference. It looked bad. Did you watch the fight? Or I'm assuming not. It literally just happened.

Are you into the pipes? Yeah, I love it. I love it too. I'm obsessed. Like utterly obsessed. It was really good. I mean, no disrespect. I love like real like MMA and boxing. Yes, yes. But like, I mean,. Like, utterly obsessed. It was really good. I mean, no disrespect. I love, like, real, like, MMA and boxing.

Yes, yes. But, like, I mean, you know, so much. You have to give the Pauls so much credit because of the way that they've set this up is second to none. Absolutely. And just the amount of people that watch, you know, is crazy, the pay-per-view and all of that

is kind of nuts to me. It's so much money. This fight was just so interesting to me because I don't know if you were, like, keeping up with it at all, but he fought Dylan Danis. Right. And Dylan Danis was on Twitter

really attacking Logan's fiance, Nina. I did see that. And she's suing him now. That's not cool. At all. And it was just so viral in the like toxic male community, like building up the hate towards her.

So I feel like Logan had a lot to like feel on that day it went like two rounds right didn't know it went six rounds it went six rounds but he mopped him yes yeah yeah and then dylan got mad and started trying to kick him yeah and then all the security came in and that's just embarrassing as fuck it was so embarrassing the world embarrassing or the word embarrassing was trending worldwide today on twitter in combat sports like that was the only thing that trended like i'm just glad it wasn't like i'd be so mortified next yeah right you weren't worried like i i there was a twitter trend that i was dead a month ago no oh yeah yeah i'm happy i didn't see that i lost a spiral

there was a big and it was big and so and but the way I found out was my friend texts me. He's like, you're trending, and that's all he wrote, and my heart dropped. What did I do? What did I say? What a horrible thing. I have such a worry for that. It's insane. I'll never forget. It was my 22nd birthday, and I woke up, and I opened my phone, and I'm trending number

one worldwide on Twitter. Happy birthday, Tana Mongeau And I was like Oh that's so nice And I click on it And it's everything bad I've ever done It's everyone like Being like

Talking about anything awful I've ever done With the hashtag Happy birthday Tana Mongeau Like it was like And it was trending Number one worldwide On my birthday

Not like if it weren't you It would be funny No and we did End up just laughing about it Like what can you do You know what I mean But it was like crazy It was every fucked up thing

I've ever done I would take back Happy birthday T do? You know what I mean? But it was like crazy. It was every fucked up thing I've ever done. I would take back happy birthday Tana Mongeau if I could. That was wild. It was awful. We're happy you're alive. Yeah, I'm really happy you're alive. I was like, oh good, they just think I'm dead. That's actually crazy, Josh.

Did you like play into it and like crack jokes? I didn't, no. I didn't like, I'm not. You shut up. I was randomly at John Stamos' 60th birthday party and I wanted to like be like I'm doing great

and I'm at John Stamos' 60th birthday what is John Stamos like now is he single no no married with a kid

damn it sorry but if he wasn't really did you see his John I mean he's obviously gorgeous but like

he's 60 it's fun I don't know I have issues though Not to be ages No I get it I probably shouldn't be going If you're gonna hook up

With a 60 year old I could understand but Yeah Yeah I guess that would be The 60 year old Did you see what he posted For Ashley Olsen When she had a baby

It was so sweet No You just have to see it It was like him and Her young Have you ever met The Olsen twins I have

I did a movie With Mary Kate Really what movie It's called The Whackness It's me and Mary Kate Method Man It was like him and her. Have you ever met the Olsen twins? I have. I did a movie with Mary-Kate. Really? What movie? It's called The Whackness. It's me and Mary-Kate, Method Man, Ben Kingsley. It's good. Wait, that's so fun.

I want to watch that tonight. Oh my God, how fun. Is it a comedy drama? It's a comedy, but it was like an indie, one Sundance. Wait, I'm watching tonight. I'm so excited. I also think I need to watch Oppenheimer. But I think I'm going to need to take an Adderall for that.

What's going to happen is we're going to have to break it up into TikTok-sized clips and just have her watch part one through 7500. I was just thinking that. How did you watch it? Did you like sit like in the theater with a bunch of people? Oh, I went and saw it twice. Like physically saw it.

You love it. I went with, huh? You love it. I love it. Isn't it good? It's so good and I feel like it's like an interstellar where almost the first time I didn't fully understand. Like the second time I was like, oh.

Like I didn't get that the first time I didn't fully understand like the second time I was like oh I like I didn't get that the first time around I went to go see it with my my mother-in-law and my wife and my sister-in-law and

it was like 10.30 in the morning because you know I have a kid in school so we're like and it's a three hour movie so we're like we gotta be out by 2.30

we gotta pick up Max oh yeah and and it was packed and I'm like we're like we gotta be out by 2.30 we gotta pick up Max oh yeah and uh and it was packed and I'm like the power of Christopher Nolan did people like notice that you were there

were people like I was like walking around being like I have a shaky hand over the door yes um I would 100% do that

I'd be like you see I'm like I was so nervous to be like a core ball like going to see my own but like I wanted to as you should as you fucking should josh back so how many times have you seen it now I've now seen it three times oh my god you've only seen it one more time than me that's kind of crazy I need to see it I'm

gonna watch it and I'm gonna text you as soon as I do it's just so fun because you see like you I saw you in the beginning or like the first time and I'm like oh my god like he really is in it and then you just keep coming you're just in so much of it are you yes to me I have a really cool Brooke's the best she's the best ever I'm gonna come over for dinner my wife will love you I love Paige come on over guys everybody's welcome we need to Max, Shai they're the best my kids oh my god I know I'm have I met your kids ever? No, they would love you You wanna see them? Yes, I do Kids love Tana

It's actually really sweet It's so, like, weird I don't know why Thanks, I like them Oh my god, shh I'm getting pregnant tonight, Josh Whether I'm ready or not I don't know who it's gonna be

Who are we thanking? The guy who came to watch the Logan fight? Helicopter man I don't know We're gonna have to figure it out maybe i'll get on a boat and rock the boat like brooke get that deep sea dick okay all right where's the boat um currently uh what's it parked i pulled up her location to check on where she was a couple days ago and she was just in the middle of the pacific ocean it's funny i'm making making it sound like it's this big thing I'm doing. I literally went to the boat one time.

Really? Yeah. When you guys hang out, does he take it out, or he leaves it docked? It was only docked when we were there. But again, I've only been once. I think next time we'll definitely take it for a spin. Maybe just around the marina. Keep in check.

Yeah, absolutely. Get out on the open water. I'm like fishing for breakfast. Yeah, imagine a little halibut and ham. Well, he's never going to call me again because I keep talking about him on the podcast. Okay, okay. We love you. We love you boat man.

Let's just call him Rick. Listen, Captain Rick. Honestly, Josh Peck might help. I'm like, look. You have a lovely person here. Don't mess it up. You live on a boat. You're a secret undercover detective.

He has a house. He has a house. He has a house. You have a house. house i think you have a house with a sale absolutely i mean yeah that is a house the boat's got a bedroom that's a fucking house no he has a real house it doesn't matter anyway josh thank you for coming thank you and just like literally so much with the girl it's the best day of my life like seeing this is all i've ever wanted to see i know it's the best day of my life same here seeing this is all I've ever wanted to see I know she's the happiest

girl in the world and I just fucking love you so much you're the best and I would love to come on your podcast please come on good guys would love to have you both

yes it was my favorite one of my favorite podcasts I've been on this year like I had so much fun when I was on it and I would love to come on again anytime soon

anytime we love you love you go watch Oppenheimer literally immediately but also support the SAG strike god damn it

oh shit oh my god I hope we don't get you in trouble