Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 58: TANA GOT CHEATED ON AND STARTED HER VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY - Ep. 58

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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Find a Michelin TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Hello and welcome back to a special episode of the Cancelled Podcast. I forgot my little mask. I'm like, notice anything different? If you are listening to the podcast right now, you are not able to see, but Brooke and I are dressed as the Hamburglar and Ronald McDonald. Yeah, and I did not get to choose which one I was, as you can probably tell.

I felt like, well, to be honest with you, I... No, honestly, it's so on brand because of the whole McDonald's thing I love McDonald's so much I like your costume way more than mine but I think it's because it's sluttier yeah I'm like trying to like um tuck like everything in but really if I stood up I look like like the neighborhood whore yeah and I'm I'm so into costumes that give neighborhood whore I just why do I have a necktie on you know but I am loving my little cape that is so you look so cute the cape is the cape feels like me I feel like the Hamburglar I'm gonna put my mask on my you should see what happens if you jump oh my god that's how I die have you ever thought about that

like just like what if you die the BBL thing had me like really thinking about that like if I death by BBL like I would resurrect just to kill myself yeah you would have to I was just talking about this literally last night because I've been writing so many lime scooters. And if I died on a lime, which is really easy to do, I would have like, I would lie for you. You would know to lie for me, right?

I would lie for you. 100%. I would say death by saving someone from a shark attack. Yeah. It would have to be that. Yeah. And like, who's going to check?

Do you know what your outfit just reminded me of? What? The other day you were cussing someone out and they were asking me how to apologize to you. And they like were like suggesting things. Like, oh, what do I do? Like, I just, I don't want Brooke to be mad at me. Like, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, no. And they were like, should I get her a happy meal? Like, it's like a real thing that people think that like, like how funny is that? I would have loved that. but I feel bad that I cussed anyone out. I've been really having like a tough month. I think I've been like more angry than usual. I don't know why you're going through that and I am sorry. I have been the victim a couple of times, but that's okay.

I know, I'm sorry. I don't know what is up. I think it's like maybe I have like a hormonal imbalance or something. I wanted to go on birth control, but I'm like, I'm already a little off. I've been thinking I have hormonal imbalance too, like i just made it up like i don't know why i'm making it up too but that's okay i don't know like because i actually am so angry like somebody texted me yesterday and i got like so hot i had to like take a second like away from my phone and i'm like why on earth are you that upset yeah i don't know but I feel you. October is like the most stressful month of the year for me.

So I get like super angry during October. It's one of my favorite months. So I think part of it's like why I'm mad that it's October and it's 95 degrees outside. It is so fucking hot here. It is like so hot right now. But I love that because I'm doing all these slutty things and then the weather is like acting. It is nice for Halloween because I remember like I feel like I'm always freezing on Halloween. But I've been buying all these like fall things like all these different different uggs and stuff which

some like so many of the comments on the last episode were like brooks uggs look so fucking stupid but i don't think i'm so excited to wear them all and i can't because it's still so hot it is so fucking hot here you know today lila was like out shopping and she was at like the img a showroom and i was like oh my my God, get me an outfit. Like I want something. She looks me dead in the phone and she was like, I don't know if they have anything that you want, but they have jorts. Do you want jorts?

I love that. It's becoming, it's like literally day by day it's becoming worse and worse. I know. I updated a jorts vlog and a lot of people were like, wow, I didn't expect the jorts to be that jorty. They were very jorty. Those are like men's jorts. Jordiest jorts. Like if you think about it, jorts just is that jordy they were very jordy those are like men's jorts jordiest jorts

like if you think about it jorts just is jean shorts yeah did you see the post malone like like coming to bat for jorts yeah he really likes jorts but that wouldn't make sense no but have you did you see it i you sent it to me but i think i was hot if you didn't watch it you're such a brat i think i did but i just like when you smoke weed ever do you have like does it fuck with your memory i don't know i don't really smoke very much anymore it's been messing with my memory so hard and my dreams to the point that i can't differentiate what's a dream and what's real life like and ty was telling me this was happening to him if that makes sense like the other day they were like page was like oh did robin come by and like drop off some stuff yeah and you don't know she actually like and i

was like yeah she did like blah blah blah and then like come to find out like three hours later it was a dream oh how's it my skit so crazy because sometimes you know something's gonna happen like that happens to me a lot when like i know i'm about to do something when i wake up so i'll dream like waking up and doing it yes and you don't actually like then you wake up and you're like wait what the fuck and i've been so confused lately i can't figure out what's a dream or what's not i wonder what that is and you think has we'd ever done that to you I don't know I like not this hard it's just been like weirding me out like and just weird things keep happening like I had this whole dream that Zach Beal was throwing this

party for I'm in Ricky Banks so I texted Zach and I was like and I texted Banks and I was like blah blah blah like miss you you were in my dream like and then tonight Zach is throwing a party for banks oh and I was like psychic like how weird is that that is crazy do you believe in psychics yeah I think you are one I believe in psychics but I don't know what's going on and then I had a dream so a year ago was Trevor Wallace uh gate oh do you know what I'm talking about? Like when I went on the, when you went, what's the machine called? Life alert lift.

Yeah. I don't think it's called a life alert. It's definitely not the life alerts, the button. I actually have a life alert button in my nightstand. Do you? Yeah. So if like my stalker tries to come kill me,

I can just like hold it down and the police come. I had a dream that Trevor and I hung out for the one year anniversary of hanging out like that night. And then Trevor hit me up randomly and was like we should just do it like let's hang out let's watch Pawn Stars like all this shit and I was like oh my god why am I jealous I'm jealous because I just listened to Trevor Wallace on Giggly Squad yeah I was like trying I just love them and I've never listened to a full episode I only like watched their clips so I finally was listening to full episodes and I started with Trevor and afterward i was like oh my god i think i have to text him and ask him on a

second date he was so funny but i can't ask a man on a second date so i'm like why am i wearing mcdonald's costume i really i just dude i was doing this all day yesterday on trisha's podcast i was dressed as a fembot and not like a cute fembot like i had a big wig it was like a full like fully committed yeah fully committed my hair was like as tall as the fucking ceiling and i was saying all this shit about like hot people and i was like this is so embarrassing if someone sees me so much her ice spice was my favorite thing i've ever seen it was so cute too because ice spice like messaged her and was like you slayed like blah blah blah and like post it and trisha was so

gagged and it's like trisha you are just as iconic trisha has no idea how famous she is at all it's so she's so like delusional in in that way like i just went on her podcast which is like crazy i'm so excited she was so happy but she just kept saying things like oh you guys make me feel so cool i'm like trisha you're the coolest person alive like she's my idol dude i had on a wig cap yesterday at trisha's and like no makeup like i looked like somebody's like i looked like a like a toucan like a bird like i was like bald and it just the nose was really in like the acne out whatever and she's like you look so beautiful i was like i took a photo to commemorate how i look you want to see how i looked so much like she just loves us like delusionally she loves us so much that it's like it makes me want to just

die right now so that i can never do anything to like mess it up this is how i looked when she told me i looked the best you do look really cute there um but yeah we both went on trisha's podcast again i'm really like like i just want to hang out with her every fucking day. Me too. So bad. I'm almost like nervous about it though, because I like, first of all, we were talking for so long, but I also was so into the conversation that at a certain point I, it came over me that like, this is being filmed and it's going to go online. And I was like, oh no. That's so funny you say that because I never really feel that way on podcasts. I'm very aware.

Like I'm podcasting right now, but yesterday we podcasted for like three and a half hours and I was like I just kept going in and out and being like oh my god this is on camera like cut that like cut that like I just start to like really talk shit with her I was scared to ask her I texted her last night and I was like is it okay if I like see it beforehand just because like I really was like just saying everything I told like stories that I just should never ever ever like she just like creates such a comfortable environment she also told me that she would have gone to our San Diego show had we asked her and I was like there's no like I would have died for her to be a special guest on tour I think we have to make it happen for I think if we do an LA show we should like literally but it's so funny because she hates like other influencers yeah so we might I guess I would prefer well like I could see her

driving down somewhere further to like avoid the idea of seeing anyone else. Yeah, because like if you think, yeah, I want it to be like a crowd that like really just would be like so. Surprised. Yeah. Yeah, it would be fucking everything. I invited her to my Halloween party that I'm throwing on Friday and she was like, absolutely not.

I love you so much, but it's past my bedtime and I'm scared of everyone else. I love that. I can't wait to be in like the just wife and mom era. I know. We say it every episode and it's like, I can absolutely wait because I don't even have a boyfriend or any prospects, but prospects.

I feel you. I like, well, first of all, I can't wait to be in the fucking mom era. Like her. So, and Moses is just like unreal.

Like yesterday I was wearing shoes that were like platform heels and they had fuzz on top and she was like we have to match but i don't have these shoes went and got a fuzzy pair of shoes from her closet a platform pair of shoes and moses was like disembodying them and like making her like new shoes that is crazy he made her ice spice necklace he made it tavern like imagine to your man being like i really like filming tiktoks where i pretend i'm in a tavern and then he turns an entire room in your house into a oh my god i saw that i didn't know what you were thinking or talking about for a second there the one that's like trish like trish like a fish yes tavern but just imagine a man loving you enough imagine a man loving you enough

period i know to literally like bring you a glass of water but like let alone like doing we gotta we gotta raise the bar a little bit he's turning a window in her house into a real functioning drive-thru so that she can make drive-thru tiktoks i love her no one and both that's just so sweet no one will ever love me that much it's so crazy he built their bed he's like a he what is he's an artist right i think so yeah or like i know he did underwater photography i thought it was i thought he was painting that i thought they were like water paintings and i think they were like hyper realistic oh that kind of makes sense i might be completely making that up but he's like so good at everything i'm like where did she get him and just like loves her so much like she's the star he wants nothing like from her it's so crazy

i love i love and you know what i always say this recently no i just this is gonna be my first time ever saying it is so long as we are happy for people who have that we will end up with it we would have always said that about brie and zach i was like i'm i'm just so happy for her because i'm manifesting it happy i'm trying so hard but it's like I'm in like the driest I say this as I'm dressed as the Hamburglar like maybe that's why but I'm in like the driest dry spell of my life ever lately and it's like I'm trying so hard to like normalize that and be like you don't have to be talking to anyone you don't have to be flirting with anyone you don't have to be excited about anyone like but it's crazy how much better it just makes life I get that but how what's like the longest period you think you've

ever gone without having anybody to talk to or like who like somebody who you're like actively probably like four or five months that's a pretty good amount of time actually but like i just right now i'm so bored and i keep the problem in my opinion with that though is like if i don't have somebody to focus that kind of energy into i'll end up focusing it into something worse or like someone who doesn't deserve it or like yeah or like or like just other things i've had some like hookups recently wait sorry i'm like laughing at it all of a sudden cutting to like there being so much would you say i'm sorry i've had like a hookup or two now and again but it's just like just not getting the job done i just

really like i look back at my life and i look at the people who have like really just put in the work and dicked me down like presidentially and i think that it's like i took it for granted it doesn't because it's like almost like you you just get used to it like i would just be like someone would be fucking me so good and i'd be like oh my god their personality's like a little annoying it's like oh my god literally like who cares tana do you think they exist um like with both or no i'm not sure i think that's also i don't know i know pete pete davidson is laying it down that's where I'm at right now I was just gonna say I was saying this on Trisha's as a fembot now I'm saying it as a Hamburglar too

he's literally gonna get a fucking cease and desist he better but my crush on Pete Davidson is making me realize that like I can't settle for a guy who isn't funny and it's like yes there's all these amazing fucking other qualities that people have but like i would rather have a homeless man who's funny yeah i guess i agree with that i i like had to put the pete thing to rest for some reason because i just feel like we would i mean he's a little like mentally off and i'm like really mentally off like i feel like we would just be like spiral central he could hit me with a fucking car he could run me over he could hit me with the car and then back up and do it again and i would be like baby i'm so sorry i get that it's not even just him it's his archetype like just all i want is like a funny dying man like so bad what are

your thoughts on a funny guy who doesn't look like he's dying like we're close but you'd prefer for him to look like a little decrepit. Absolutely. Under eye bags on 10. You know? Yeah. I wonder what that is. I'm sorry I don't have so much energy today. October's really like draining me.

I honestly, you've been doing so much. It's like, I get that. I've done like four and a half fucking photo shoots this week. I've had six wig install changes. I know. I loved your little black. You took it off so fast. And how'd you end up with like perfect hair already? I had a hair appointment last night after my two photo shoots this week i've had six wig install changes i know i loved your little black you took it off so fast and how'd you end up with like perfect hair already i had a hair appointment last night after my two photo shoots it's yeah the wig install was funny i liked the dark hair but

people were not it's one thing i didn't know is that like people take wigs so seriously like the wig yeah and they like really like yeah like if your wig is clockable like it's like borderline a scandal like people like really come at your neck and like comment who did its neck and like yeah you're a disgrace to all wig wearers all wig wearers like and i was wearing a wig and apparently the part wasn't like up to par and like what's what can be wrong with people were like actually i don't like it was i'm like i have a side bang right now when my with my wig it's like well but you're being like silly like i think it's like when you're like really, when you're being serious. People get like actually so fucking mad.

People were literally fighting in my comments, like crazy about this wig. Honestly, they're so bored. Wig left. You know, I just, I had to take it off and run. Pull it down a little on Facetune, hit it with a little smooth and it looks perfect. Absolutely. And that's, that's what I kept saying in my TikToks. I was like, listen, like this, this is for a photo shoot. it's for a facetune moment we're gonna refine we're gonna smooth

we're gonna patch and we're gonna move on and everyone's gonna mind their business about your little part and that's that's how i feel but you know what i mean yeah i don't and then i've never thrown a halloween party and like october already as is is like my whole normal schedule is crazy with like another schedule on top of it of all these shoots and photographers and prop people and makeup artists and hair people and I just I love to serve and I say it every year I'm like god this needs to be my last year doing it like I'm just I'm no but you're so good at it I feel like Halloween also you like you do so well on Instagram and stuff during Halloween because everyone loves it it is my favorite holiday but i just i find a way to suck the fucking life out of it you know what

i mean yeah i've i don't know why i used to love it so much and now it like doesn't excite me as much and i wish i did i think i realized that i love it so much because i really do love to like play pretend like i love to dress up you could do that anytime though like that's why trisha's life is so fun i know and i think i'm going to start making it a year round thing, but like, God, I'm just going to start copying every fucking thing Trisha does. But like,

and that is totally fine. I think she'd love it. I don't know. Because playing Trisha as a cosplaying person. I wanted to do that. The Cleopatra, like her viral Cleopatra. Married with a donkey.

I was looking at that today. Um, a Cleopatra costume. I went to Trashy Lingerie, right? Oh, the best. And Trashy Lingerie is this lingerie store and there's only one

and it's on Hollywood on like Melrose or Fairfax. And it became famous years and years ago because it's the only place like Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan

would buy their Halloween costumes. And it's like, you have to pay for a membership to even like shop in there. Like a year round membership, which is kind of costumes and it's like you have to pay for a membership to even like shop in there like a year-round membership which is kind of crazy because it's like what I feel like an October thing really yeah new but it's like no no it's always in that way it's like five bucks or something it's not super expensive but then you get in there and the costumes are insane like they are made for they're all handmade like and they're just made for a whore like just everything it sucks you it you you can add as much padding

to anything you want like it's just like that's the point you know what i mean today i spent three thousand dollars on three costumes that is genuine and it's like so insane but it is so expensive but it's because they really are all handmade and stuff but it's crazy because it's like one day it's like a wedding i know that's page and i've been comparing so much of what we've been doing to like a wedding like we'll just be getting ready for like days for something and then the shoot's like 30 minutes and it's like what the fuck is going on everyone's got a pro need tires i've got a pro car making a weird sound i've got a pro so who's that pro the pros at tread experts from tires to auto repair tread experts is always there helping you with michelin

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But, um, yes, I'm throwing a Halloween party at Hovo's. Um, well, have I talked about Hovo on this podcast before? No. Well, I think you've made a TikTok about it the other day. I did make a TikTok about it. We haven't talked about it when canceled. Over the years of calling paparazzi and or being shot by paparazzi without calling them, you kind of become friends with certain ones. And I became really good friends with a paparazzi named Frank Vasquez.

And he's just like the best human. And aside from him catching me out or me calling him or whatever like we're just great friends i love that you just say that that you call them i so many people pretend they don't every single celebrity i know and that's the funny thing about becoming friends with paparazzi is they tell you the shit celebrities like call them for and it's just you get all the fucking tea and it's so interesting but everyone calls them i'm just like literally one of the only people who are honest about it but yeah we became friends over the years whatever frank always posts the photos that he takes of me and one day he receives this message from this guy who is like a russian tech billionaire love and like real like billionaire yeah we do throw that

around a lot like there are not that many billionaires in the world at all i feel like in my life i've probably met like five which is even way more billionaires than most people will ever meet, which is crazy. And this guy is so good at what he does and so like big in the tech world, you know, and he reaches out to Frank and he's like, I, I don't know his verbiage, but I want to be famous type of thing, you know, and hats off to him for his honesty. That's crazy. I feel like usually when someone has money like that it's like you have it all why would you want fame if you already have the money i've always said that i i don't understand it at all because i feel like some people really do want just want to be famous i used to be like that but i think that people

want it because they don't understand it kind of like i mean there obviously are so many like cool perks to it but like yeah but those perks are still available for billionaires 100% and it's yeah other than like people taking photos or like just lack of privacy I guess or like there's really I've never understood it but whatever um he sends my photo to Frank and he's like I want to know her like I want like her I want to her lifestyle type of thing. You know, it's funny because I made a TikTok explaining this and everyone was commenting like, just say you're an escort.

And I was like, I would just say I was 100 percent like he doesn't want me. He doesn't want anything to do with me. Like we are like just friends, you know, and he's done a lot for me. Like he paid for Turks, our trip. That's such a slay i had the best time hobo i love you and he's just the sweetest fucking guy and i love him and i want to start putting him in my content more and more but he was like i want you to throw a halloween party at my house and invite everyone you know and i want it to be like a tana party but at my house i love that and

i've never done something like that and I've never thrown a Halloween party and I think because it's my favorite holiday like I just want it to be so good I'm so nervous it is like no not pressure but like Halloween there's potential to have like such a good party I know like you've you've been to like a Jaclyn Hill Halloween party I actually haven't but I've heard about them like it's like I i only have because you passed your invite off to me one time yeah i was like i was doing something and i couldn't and yeah she does like food on the conveyor belts and like all the crazy shit i've heard every last detail but also like everyone just wants to be drunken in a costume i always think of darren and richie's

halloween parties too where they like rent out the mansion should i be working on that they're insane and like it's just i get scared for throwing parties on holidays which i'll like get into i guess because there's like so many other people also throwing parties or what no because of the amount of people that come like i get scared to throw parties on holidays because i usually invite like 300 people to my parties and i keep all these separate lists of like if I want to have a huge party here's my huge party list if I want to have a kickback here's my kickback list if I want to have a medium-sized party here's my medium-sized party list and then I invite the like 300 people or so

and then if 300 people all bring one person that's 600 people and it just ends up like getting so crazy but when it's a holiday like people just get ready to go out without having anything to do and then like want to find parties do you know what I mean and they like my 4th of July parties two times I've had like like they were both hell on earth like I'll never throw a 4th of July party again my first one like 2,000 people came to my house at Weed Lake and it was so out of control I sent the invite that day on the 4 of july i shit you not to 20 people and there were 2 000 people at my house like actually oh my gosh and the house was like on a hill so like the whole hill was she literally blocked off like the entire i got so

many tickets from the police that night at the time i had like six roommates and all of my best friends were sitting around the perimeter of the house stopping people from hopping the walls how crazy is that like you want to go to a party so bad that you are literally scaling a mountain which absolutely people were literally scaling the back mountain whatever it was the night before you moved out right no that was fourth of july it was the night before i moved out i was supposed to move out of that house on july 5th and i threw a party on the night of july that we are talking about fourth of july looking back that is something i would never ever ever do again it was so but in my head i was like oh all my stuff's in boxes this is perfect to throw a rager because no one can like be touching and stealing and we're already gonna have a cleaning crew come in the morning and clean

the house top to bottom so but i i wanted to have like a destructive party well i wanted to have like a hundred person party and then just like something horrible happened like it just got sent all around and people were out and then the next year I threw a party uh like little Huddy had heard about my past Halloween party and he was like I want you to do this at my house and I was like no you don't and he was like yes I do like throw a party at my house let's throw a fourth of July party together and then like same shit like someone fucked up his bathroom his whole living room flooded I remember for like and he just like like like didn't care. And it was just like me trying to figure it out

with his team and like mopping. And then someone pulled a gun on the security outside, like trying to get in at one point, like random people, random. On the 4th of July? Yeah. Like they said America.

Oh yeah. That does. Nothing says America like pulling a gun. To get into a fucking house party. Like it just, I don i don't know i'm so i it does like i get anxiety about holiday parties but i don't know i think it's gonna be fun i think it is i'm trying to keep the list like correctly tight and like nothing bad happens i literally it's kind of scary though because sometimes like have you ever um thrown a party and like try to make the list exclusive and then like not enough people come i guess that's true that could happen i hope that doesn't happen i don't think

that will happen we got people on stilts like i got all these like jack skellington dressed people on giant stilts to enter at the door and then we hired all these real giant prosthetic black mermaids to look like black swan and be jumping and swimming and they like do water acrobatics in the pool love and i'm trying to get like people to perform i'm really trying to like take it there and make it super and how exciting i'm scared but i think it's gonna be fun do you think you'll be able to have like have fun if you're throwing it i always have fun at parties i throw but i've never ever ever in my entire 25 years of life thrown a party sober eager to see how you feel about that I'm not gonna lie I haven't wanted to just like fucking drink one time until this

like I would love to just fucking drink because it's I think drinking helps the stress of throwing a party for sure like and it also probably but the I think you'll really get a gauge like you're like do I enjoy this or not because you'll be sober and you'll know like what the real case is because so many things I enjoy only because i'm drunk i've always had so much fun at my own parties but i have always been like so fucking drunk so i don't i don't know i'm excited to like see it and get all the content and like remember it you know so fun honestly i might take a bunch of mushrooms or something okay well that's not really sober if you think about it that's kind of scary imagine that i i should say like i always say i'm sober but i just mean i'm not drinking yeah maybe i'll pop a

molly i have two separate guys in my life right now that i like i'm i would be perfectly eligible amazing bachelors who are both sober and i know that's like such a stupid reason to not talk to somebody but like it's the number one deterrent like i both of them would be like i would marry these guys if they were just not sober really and no that's so that sounds so stupid but like i've always pictured my life like imagine you have like dinner parties and you want to drink wine with your husband and stuff and like that's true in my lifestyle i know that's gonna cause like problems when i'm sober i've always not liked being with a sober guy but when i'm sober i love being with a sober guy if

that makes sense and there are exceptions to the rule like i've had fun dating someone who's sober when i wasn't if they're down to just like have fun like if they can enjoy that you're drunk do you know what i mean yeah it would definitely be hard if they were like judgmental and stuff i don't think either of them would be but it just can i know who they are can you just bleep them yeah his brother and they're both sober that's crazy because both of those men are such catches i know and like they they still are they probably are more so because they're sober i just don't know if it like actually fits into my life the way i want it to right this second i don't really drink that much so it's like i don't even know if it would make like that much of a difference in my life but I'm looking for a sober man like sober

guys like me so much more when I'm sober even Jeff I feel like he literally just likes me more as a human being when I'm sober you are a little bit of a um you know wild a little wild drunk for sure I miss it so much though like I would just do anything like I just I really wish I was the type of person and I hope that like that is my goal with sobriety that I can kind of get there to where like once a month I can like let loose and have fun and it not like control my life so much because like there is something so freeing and like awesome about like just getting drunk as fuck for a night and being hung over for a day tornadoing your life a little hooking up with someone that like it's like i just missed the like fun maybe kind of raunchy decisions like

my decision making skills are just so on point and it's like fuck i just want to like just wake up in someone's bed i get that well do i get that i don't know because i feel like i've found like the perfect happy medium with drinking because i was having such bad anxiety like I already have like horrible anxiety so like drinking just makes it so much worse and I found that it only happens anxiety only exists so long as I am around like other people so now my new drinking style not I'm not drinking alone but like I'm drinking often but it's like at a dinner with one person or like at home drinking wine with like one person or like that's true my anxiety does always come from my actions I was thinking about that today it's about like what you did to other like I feel like it's like you are worried about

how people perceived you and stuff and that's where my anxiety mostly comes from 100% I agree with that like I was I was literally thinking about that today because I was like I've never not thrown a party and woken up with like so much anxiety like it's crazy that I'm just gonna wake up Saturday and be like good morning you know what I mean I was thinking about the dizzy white wine party um today so fun and it was the dizzy parties were so fucking fun because dizzy would just get people everyone oh he got you dizzy seriously like and just the shit people would do they were always like project x crazy so fun but and again this is something i miss about drinking like i just don't feel like i would do this sober but like the dizzy party i invited like every potential

boyfriend prospect every guy i think that's hilarious it's like putting a bunch of betta fish in a tank hooked up with two of my exes that night like just like didn't give a fuck you know what i mean but i remember waking up with anxiety like gripping the walls you know what I mean like I was just so stressed wow what a time and I kind of I don't know do you have any of your boyfriends coming to the Halloween party I have two prospects potentially flying in maybe three oh you're they're getting flewed out not even it just they it happened to be that both of them with work had to be in LA like right around there and they were like oh I'll change my to be that both of them with work had to be in LA like right around there and they were like oh I'll change my flight and then one of them is Kevin I invited

Kevin such a slay I would love if he came but I don't know if he can if he can he will oh I hope he does but that'll be fun I think that could be fun to do sober to watch them like interact with like you're like oh no both of them are at the sushi bar that's so fucking scary it's so that's so fun maybe I'll invite all my boyfriend no well i think you should are you gonna invite a boy no no offense and by the way well the boys that like i am interested in right now are so not people who i would like put in the influencer i guess i was gonna say like it is it's pretty it's kind of influencer but it's kind of not like i did invite a lot of people who aren't in the houses. The Beatles used to live in the house.

It's going to be very glamorous. But then there's going to be someone in that outfit, like unironically. For sure. Yeah. I get what you're saying. I don't know. The guys I've been seeing lately are like very like, and by that, I mean, literally. Pretentious.

Yeah. Or just like older. So they're not like. And you don't want to have to babysit them all night i think that is one thing that i've always loved about bringing like inviting guys to parties is seeing how they manage in social scenes like i love a guy that you can just like he can do his own thing like is he out your hip all night or can he socialize with everyone else and be fun and normal and not embarrassed yeah i would be too hyper aware the whole time like i would be perceiving it from his perspective and it would be ruined oh my god that's the worst i hate doing that i feel that everyone's got a pro need tires

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I have now a bunny. I didn't have a costume. I almost didn't go, Tana. I have so many bunny costumes. And I was thinking it could be funny. You kind of made the joke, but then I was actually like, should we do it? The year of OG Mindygate. OG OG OG Mindy gate back in the day it was a couple days before Halloween and you me and Ashley Schwan were supposed to all be

matching bunnies and then I think we should do I think it'd be imagine what that Instagram photo would do people would be like what the fuck like that's so funny because it's like people it's actually like so frustrating to me lately that people like just well people think we fully hate each other but and they just like I have said on this podcast like a thousand fucking times like Ashley and I are so beyond good we live together I spent every waking moment with her like and I love her like I like I see her side I like I forgave her days after things happened because like i really did like see an empathize the fans are like parents though like i feel like they hold on to

things like so much longer even holding on to it it's like haven't you like not seen us be friends for like 10 years yeah like they forgot that part and just us living together and it's just so wild like it's i don't even know it was i made a tiktok the other day like i've been doing this series where because ashley cooks dinner every night and i've been doing this series where, because Ashley cooks dinner every night. And I've been doing this series, like, where I, like, try whatever she made. And, like, all the comments are like, what? And I'm like, what do you mean, what? Like, I just, I don't know. Aw.

She's back. She's never gone. We love her. But, yeah, I think the three of us matching. I think we should make it all three be bunnies. Because I have a black bunny. And then I have two glitter bunnies. And then you guys could be glitter.

And I could be black. We could be bunnies. We honestly so funny. You know what i almost went as what like my my only like thought that i had was getting a blonde wig laid and being tana mojo and hefner video honestly if i'm a bunny and you're hefner but if you get your wig laid make sure you go make sure you go somewhere right source yeah make sure you go somewhere right no st, make sure you go somewhere right. No Stassi Belslander. I'm not. Yeah, sorry.

Hold on. I cannot believe I'm wearing this. Thoughts on Dylan Dennis and... Oh my God, he texted me. He texted me a lot of times. Dylan Dennis? Yeah, we did talk about the fight on the last episode with Josh, but he texted me this morning and said, can we stop fighting?

Why would he say that? It's actually kind of crazy how much he is like actively pursuing you. He's so bored. Like he, well, first of all, let's see. Drink Prime. I forget what he said to me on Instagram the other day. And like. This Dylan episode is brought to you by Prime.

This episode is brought to you by Prime. Just pretending like we're sponsored by Prime and McDonald's is so funny. He slid up on my, I posted that I was going back on Snapchat because I'm trying to be in prime just pretending like we're sponsored by prime and mcdonald's is so funny lit up on my i posted that i was going back on snapchat because i'm trying to be in my snapchat bag like you are and he said embarrassing i go you lost a fight yesterday wearing fucking fringe and then i said badly and he said that's not a fight bunny that's a boxing match in a real fight he's dead in 20 220 seconds and then he said 20 star like he fucked up and then and then i didn't respond to him and he dms me again no comeback exactly and i said you are so fucking bored please go be a father and he said you have no banter texted me the next morning or

this morning at 4 a.m can we please stop fighting to me i just have such a visceral ick at the idea of him like defending himself in your dms it's just like no offense like how many people has he said that exact sentence i'm more concerned about the fact that like yes he lost badly and in the most embarrassing way but he was still like in like the biggest fight that has happened in a while i'm like there has to be girls who are actually interested in you to talk to i've had like a couple of my friends be like should i fuck him and i'm like should you what be so fucking for real and like he's like you have no banter i'm like no i just don't want to fucking talk to you he goes i go who is this he goes harry jowsey then what'd you say i said harry's next to me harry's just and he left me out or he didn't respond harry being so far into dancing with the stars i'm so happy for him dude i keep like it's

so weird because harry and i have so the friendship where like i don't say like we we say funny clowny things about each other you know what i mean even when i went and saw him on dancing with the stars i was like i'm so fucking proud of you harry and he was like you're what like it's like it's not how i talk about him or talk to him but it's like the fact that he's made it this far is so mind-blowing to me like i mean he has like a really good he's like a charismatic personality but like so many of the votes are based on your dancing ability he's not he's not getting anywhere in his dancing no yeah like i feel like people just want to see like hunky mcconkerson stay in love with people are really um shipping him and riley i was just gonna say like people love that trope fucking cute that happened to a i mean alexis ren granted was like

a dancer like her whole life so that's probably why she made it so far but i i feel like she also stayed on dancing with the stars a lot longer because there was a whole storyline about her like falling in love with her partner as well. Oh, really? That's a dream. I have something to talk to you about that is like so unrelated to anything that we're talking about at all. And it's just out of nowhere. But I want to know what you think about this.

I'm so excited. I love when you do this and you have like a fun little topic. Did you know? You know who Stephen Hawking is. It's not funny. Big fan. did you know that he cheated on his wife he literally cannot speak or walk and he cheated on his wife successfully dick work i don't know i didn't get the logistics,

but I saw someone post a TikTok about it. No, I need the logistics. Wait, should we look into it? Because it's like, as in he was text to chat cheating? Or as in he... Maybe he got hacked. I know so many bitches in LA that would get at and and fuck stephen hawking i don't know i think

i might i just left my own body for a second like you and i are sitting here dressed up as ronald mcdonald with the hamburglar talking about if we would or wouldn't fuck stephen hawking and we get paid for this shit and like not even just paid for this shit like we have outsourced employees to help us i had an important call this morning like literally where someone was like what so what do you guys talk about like just your crazy stories and i'm like no we've been really getting deep lately no he got cheated on no hawking fell for a nurse diana king Diana King yes wait so yeah he cheated right recently lately I've just really been thinking about like will I ever fall in love again like you know what I mean like just very deep like

it like scares me I feel like I haven't been like I've only been in love in my life like twice and it just like obviously both didn't work but it's like I'm just at the point where like I genuinely am like am I ever gonna fucking fall in love like I was again yeah you know and obviously you didn't work but it's like i'm just at the point where like i genuinely am like am i ever gonna fucking fall in love like i was again yeah you know and obviously you can't compare like a new love you don't want to fall in love like you were again i was just thinking about this the other day so much like i would rather be with the love of my life and then cheat on me than be with someone that i'm not that like happy with and then be loyal okay but it doesn't have to be one of those two things you know what i mean i'm just at the point where it's like you're cynical you're like you're like

that's not it doesn't have to be that way like just because he's the love of your life like he's not going to cheat on you if he's the love of your life and he's the one i guess i'm also just at the point where it's like everyone is fucking cheaters like it's like it is really fucking crazy because you like i mean it's sad i've heard someone say that one time like it's like everyone cheats but i like page is always saying that she's like dead set on the fact that like every man like would cheat she also might just be gay i don't know like me diagnosing page but i feel like anytime i've been in a relationship i like really don't want anybody else but then it's like if pete davidson were to approach me like i'd cheat for sure everyone's also in their athlete era and like i've always like sworn off athletes because just notoriously

that in my opinion they are like the biggest fucking cheaters and i was asking someone this the other day they were like if i could be with like an athlete like cheaters and i was asking someone this the other day they were like if i could be with like an athlete like dream man like i'd rather be with him and he cheats on me than like you know would you rather know that he was cheating or not know not know i think so too like i don't know how katherine mcbroom like functions that was a tough free katherine do you know that one time I threw a party for my ex-boyfriend Brad have I ever told this story on the canceled podcast I was there learning that men can like say so much to your face and then like move another way and like whatever was kind of

like the beginning of my villain origin story and I found out Brad was cheating on me because he was 51 50 at Coachella because i tried to break up with him i tried to break up with him at coachella and i was doing that thing my little crazy eye thing where i'm like do you need anything what's the problem it was awful i definitely whatever um and then i tried to break up with him because i just wasn't like happy anymore and then he tried to do a little sewer slide i don't think he was like very serious about that like i think it was just like a very dramatic fight got taken way too far and but he ended up getting 51 50 and while he was 51 50 I had his phone and all these girls were like snapchatting him that is a crazy time to go through somebody's phone I

will say well to be fair his phone was just next to me going off and it was like yeah it was yeah like just like I straight up it was like Brittany is typing like you know what I mean and then I was like oh well who's Brittany you know what i mean and we just spent every second of every day together so i was very much like why are you snapchatting all these whores you know like what happened to me i got cheated on right next to me which is so fucking crazy the whole time but i found out that i threw him a birthday party and he was from canada so for his birthday party he was like oh like he just like missed home and like you know what I mean and so I like made it snow in my house and like made it all Canada themed and like did

all this stuff and come to find out that night the entire time he was like cheating on me snapchatting other girls so fucking crazy how that works like god I just wish I could go back to me before the villain origin you know yeah that's what's kind of I say dressed as the Hamburglar Trish and I were just talking about this but the fact that like you accidentally like blame everyone in the future for something that somebody else did to you and like you just assume that every person is that horrible and I think certain things just change the fuck out of you yeah you know what I mean yeah you're hyper aware of things that you maybe weren't before and like I know I'm like that.

I'm so afraid of I'm like, what are you doing on your phone? Like, I'm insecure now. Yeah. Hopefully that goes away. I just feel like it made me become the type of person that was like play before you get played. And it's very hard for me to. Oh, I get that. I feel an orgy of it all now.

You know what I mean? Like that just became like my defense mechanism. Like all men are shit anyway. So like would i not you know but to be fair i can't think of one off the top of my head that isn't at all even stephen hawking's cheating wait i want to what do you think about this whole will smith jada pinkett smith situation i get that jada Pinkett is homeopathic holistic I don't know what the word is like she just she lives her life very differently than most people and she just said in an interview the same one that I think you're referencing that she's been practicing her life as a nun essentially a modern day nun like abstains from drinking doesn't watch anything that's like pg-13 doesn't have any sex doesn't like do all

these things like she just I get that she lives which is how I fucking feel right now Jesus fuck can someone just rail me and give me a fucking shot of tequila anyways and I like respect that but I feel like everything she says and does towards that lifestyle is at the expense of will if that makes sense it's just so sad to me because it's like first of all this whole like secret like separation that they've had if it's been she said it's been going on for seven years they've been separated they're not living together like they've been like faking being married for seven years yeah and like clearly they went to great lengths to keep that secret like clearly they didn't want anyone to know about it so for her to all of a sudden say

it to like promote a book i'm like he better be getting 50 and obviously you can have so much love for someone platonically like so i guess that's how you can defend the slap situation but still it's just so crazy and like it just makes me want to fuck will smith i think somebody has to i i tweeted today i feel like he could should step out with pete davidson you've seen all the people speculating that like him and margo have had sex right robbie yeah i would love that will smith is will smith is a very very talented very rich very smart he is a fucking catch okay and he does not need to have a wife who's smearing his name everyone says like why have enemies when you have a wife like jada i feel bad because i actually like i have always

really liked her i like red table talk but like i feel bad for him this is what i was i was literally gonna show her but like look at these photos like he fucked margot robbie and they shot that movie together i think it's called focus or something great fucking movie and like just there's so many photos of them like that and like stories and conspiracies that there was like some chemistry there you know i mean if you would be like insane to not have chemistry with margo robbie yeah or will smith though yeah will smith is so daddy he is so daddy but i don't know if he's he you know he doesn't curse keep your wife's name out of my fucking mouth oh did he say that i thought he said goddamn mouth oh man i feel like that was like as far as he would go that's okay though right should i make that my new thing just no swearing yeah like you're like barnacles wait isn't that we we should

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What the fuck was that? I can't, I just, I was thinking about this time that I dressed up for a guy and like, I just went down this whole fucking like thing. It was just weird. I don't have to. What's your favorite Halloween costume you've ever worn? Can I tell you something that I did last year

that I'll like never get over? What? Like, so I got reminded of it um yesterday because i was dressed as the fembot with the big wig and i was like wow like i bought the fembot costume last year i really wanted to go out in it and it's like a very slutty fembot like you can see your whole ass through it and stuff like that so like i wore it for trisha's podcast but i was like fuck i still want to like go out in this because it's like hot you know and um trisha was like take the wig like wear the wig and I was like oh I don't need the wig like I'll do the wig on the podcast and go full out but if I go out in it like I'm

just gonna have my normal hair and then Ari and everyone was like no like commit like that is such a part of the fembot situation I agree but last year I think it was Zach B I don't remember someone had a party at Delilah like on actual Halloween and it was like such an exclusive party and like you were Pamela with the big hat yes and like I think like the Jenners went and like I think Justin Bieber was there at one point like I was in a room of just like 200 people and like the guest list was like very insanely yeah niche I was like I just I want to give full out I want to give I want to like really do the damn thing and I was Pamela Anderson with the big ass pink hat and the bright blue eyeshadow up to my eyebrows and

the long beaded maxi skirt and like the whole nine already didn't want to go out so I didn't even have like a Tommy like I was just this like singular bitch and i kid you not the hat is huge like five times bigger than this hat on my head right now knocking people the fuck over and i show up and ever like i just remember i walk in and sky brie was wearing like cop slutty lingerie and stassi baby was wearing like a little crop top and like little that was the night her and jayden met and everyone there was just like slutty chill and i'm walking around with bright blue eyeshadow on and a giant you looked insane you're like making it sound like you were you were dressed as a clown you were dressed as pamela anderson but it's still i could feel the energy like i feel like when you're like i felt like in uh mean girls when like lindsey

lohan shows up and she has like the little like teeth like that's how i fucking felt like in that moment and it was like i look back on that and i can just think about my interactions with everyone at that party and i like have the ick so viscerally like i will never i don't think you should i love to go full out for certain things like i think that could have been appreciated in different environments but like that one i should have just been like a chill little hot girl you know what i mean and it's like why why i don't know i sakefully commit i think it was a slay it's just i don't know i was slutty shrek at that party you were slutty shrek how do you even do that i it i looked nothing like shrek honestly i just like i didn't have a costume and I was like, whatever.

And I didn't know I was going to go to that. Did you have the horns? Yeah, I had like a little, yeah. Oh, that's cute. And I was in a green suit. I really, it's, and it's so funny that night too, because I was like, I remember I was like still peak toxic with Chris Miles. And it was like, I was like, don't worry.

Like I'm going to hook up with someone else. You know what I mean? Oh my God. And then I'm walking around with this big pink fuzzy hat on and blue eyeshadow. And it's like, someone wants the black cat in the corner no something about Halloween I always end up oh the last two years in a row I've ended up back with the same guy okay on Halloween and the first time I was a deer with full deer makeup like like really intense deer makeup and had to like go home with deer makeup on in the morning and last year i was julia fox with like the full black eye and like so crazy and he just had to like wake up to me

looking like that it is that there's nothing i always say that even with trevor wallace the bunny ears like there's nothing like waking up in someone's bed in your halloween costume the julia fox makeup i wish you could have seen how i have a photo I think of me that morning so bad yeah it is really bad so I think my new thing is just like for actually going out just being like a proper slut so that you know I got a cop costume and I'm so excited because I've never been a cop it says officers agent stiletto or something and um I'm so excited because I'm just gonna run around and like act like the police triggered i'm like i just almost got arrested oh my god i'm gonna pull you over but like how funny is that

like policing our friends like oh you're too drunk so funny you should arrest somebody oh my god do you know what i was just talking about with someone which is so crazy this is like one of the things that i look back on in college i'm like how did we get away with that what we used to have parties um i have a story shackle they were like shackles we get away with that what we used to have parties um the story shackle they were like shackles and um god I forget what they were called but basically the concept of the party was like you would be matched up like a sorority would sorority would be matched up with a fraternity and then you would pick names out of a hat and the name that you picked was whoever you had like whoever you was your date for this party okay and the concept of the party

is that you are handcuffed together with a full bottle of liquor and you are not allowed to unhandcuff from each other until you finish the whole thing and nine times out of ten you never finished it and you just end up fucking the guy because you're handcuffed together i'm changing my party's theme is that not the crazy i'm changing my party's really crazy if you think about like how, first of all, dangerous that is. And like just the fact that we didn't get like kicked off campus. Panhellenic has like the most crazy rules for like what you can and cannot do. And that's technically like so hazing. Because like you have to do it.

Have we ever talked about hazing on this podcast? I didn't get hazed. Hunter's hazing stories haunt me like to this day. Like when he tells me what he went through in college like the boys go through a lot more there's two that blow my mind like they locked them in a room and they had to like finish a handle of alcohol as well or something like that but then they covered the whole floor in bottle caps and like made them crawl around on their hands and knees and until every bottle cap was filled with blood they could leave oh my god is that not crazy and then another one they brought them all out like like put like made

them finish a handle like spun them around like all that type of shit beat the shit out of them with bags over their heads drop them off in a field in the middle of nowhere and then put a puppy in the middle of all of them and said like when this puppy is killed by one of you you guys can all like leave and you're like a part of the fraternity and then everyone like was out in the middle of all of them and said like when this puppy is killed by one of you you guys can all like leave and you're like a part of the fraternity and then everyone like was out in the middle of the forest for like 20 hours or something like that and then eventually like some guy like folded and was like i'll just do it and like went to go like was like i'll do it like i'll be the one and was like gonna go kill the puppy and then the fraternity brothers come out and they were like just kidding like we just wanted to see if anyone would do it like you can't be in the fraternity to the guy who like admitted

to kill the puppy good that's good mr puppy slayer but yeah the boys get it bad that's how like you so many people die from um fraternity hazing which is so they're so strict about it like now but they're really it's just like sororities and fraternities like i wish you could have just lived through it because it's i just was never that type of person i would have been like i don't want to be a part of this so bad i would have been so like tana con i would have been like i'm starting my own sorority across the street for sure it's crazy because like you so would have never been involved like you would have not wanted to be involved in that at all because i just but it was like i i was drinking the kool-aid i was so obsessed with that shit like we would have like

it'd be it was fun though because like it made you feel like you were a part of something it was so exclusive that you just like felt like it was cool and it's like toxic like we're a family yeah and we had like like for example there was like a white trash wedding like part of one of the homecoming themes like the same thing with the shackles party was like a white trash wedding somebody from the fraternity and somebody from the sorority gets picked to be like the bride and groom and everyone shows up in like the most white trash outfits like tits out fucking gaps in their teeth and like they actually get married and it's the coolest like most fun thing alex earl did it yeah i saw that alex was the wife i don't know if hers was white trash themed but when you were talking about college parties it reminded me of a story

that i've never told on this podcast that i have to tell you it's also halloween themed love but um so my first boyfriend ever really like serious boyfriend was this guy named summer and i've talked about summer like a million times you know he was the one who blackmailed me and sued me and the worst person historically in my entire life that i've ever dated and um us trying to break up was very much like I would try to break up with him and like there was just a lot of emotional I hate just throwing the word abuse around there but like looking back that's definitely like what it felt like at least to me um where it was like I would try to break up with him and then it just like wouldn't happen he like wouldn't let me and like I like felt like I couldn't get out of the

relationship or whatever and that's and I always tell people that like I did, I cheated on him so much because like he just wouldn't, like I would be like, I don't want to break up with you. I want to be with other people. And he would be like, no. And then I was like, well,

what do you want me to fucking do? And it was also just in the beginning of my career. And I'd never like, like all these people I'd like grown up having crushes on and just shit like that, whatever. And I was finally getting like more attractive as well. So I was like trying to just live out my single dream but he would not let me break up with him um and obviously

looking back now I would literally like get a restraining order like I would find a way you know to break up with someone when you're young you're just like yeah it was just like the most toxic thing in my whole life right and this was towards the end of our relationship he was going to college at UNR Reno and it's so crazy because it was a nine hour drive away from Vegas or an hour flight. But like we would always just make the drive like. And so me. What? Sorry, I think I know the story you're going to say.

I don't know if you do. You might. You told me at once, but I forget what it is. I just remember vaguely. So Ashley, Isabella and I drive down to Reno. Isabella was also dating a guy who went to college in Reno at the time. So we were like, let's make this nine hour drive. And we drive down and I get there to Reno Isabella was also dating a guy who went to college in Reno at the time so we were like let's make this nine hour drive and we drive down and I get there to see him and we decide that our matching costume is going to be the Joker and Harley Quinn and so I am like full

Harley Quinn boots like red and blue fucking pigtails like the bat whole nine he is the Joker and we show up to this party and a lot of people that i grew up in vegas with went to college at reno like a lot of people do that because it's still in state but they want to get out away from home like whatever so this guy that i'd had a crush on like all of in high school and he was like the hot older brother of like he was like the hot always the older brothers like the rich the rich opposing school to my school the most popular girls in that school it was their older brother so he was like one of the hottest people just like everyone wanted him you know what i mean and i get there and i always had

a crush on him and i go out as harley quinn and i got to the party i think before my boyfriend at the time and this guy starts hitting on me and I'm like there's no way like I wish I could tell my younger self this I'm texting all my friends I'm like there's no fucking way like I wanted you so fucking bad like whatever and he's like are you single because I'd been dating summer for like a year at this point and of course I'm like absolutely and he's like then why are you here why are you in Reno and I'm like I just wanted to come up for the party like a nine hour drive like I just wanted to come for the party he's like where are you staying I'm like I just wanted to come up for the party like a nine hour drive like I just wanted to come for the party he's like where are you staying I'm like oh just around you know I'm

fully staying at Summer's house like whole night whatever um Summer gets to the party and he's like so why the fuck is he dressed as the Joker then like and he just knows I'm clearly fucking taken you know what I mean and I'm just like I make up this whole elaborate lie I'm like he's so fucking crazy and he was so fucking crazy he deserved this like I would do it again but I'm like he's so fucking crazy he just wanted to dress as the Joker because I was Harley Quinn like trying to make up this whole thing and he's like Summer keeps coming up to me like hey babe and I'm like stop like just this whole nine whatever and I make it my life's mission that night to get Summer like so fucking drunk so I'm just like making him take shots like throwing mine away whatever and then I get him so drunk that I'm

like let's have an after party at your house like blah blah blah and we go back to his house I invite this guy and I like take him upstairs and I tuck summer in and then I hook up with the other guy as Harley Quinn while my joker is upstairs on the couch in his house that is a horrible story that i love so much i think that that is so inspirational well listen normally that would be horrible like you hear stories about somebody hooking up with like someone when they're in the different room like the tom zandval situation i'm going on his podcast this week what i don't know who is he um bestie i think you might want to look into it could you just i don't know i guess adultery is kind of like whatever i know adultery is horrible

and cheating is horrible again but if someone's abusive and won't let you out may try to cheat your way out you know what i mean it worked for me um but unless of course it's on me just well don't be abusive well it depends on who you're asking you know like i don't think i'm abusive yeah no one thinks they're abusive that is crazy so did you ever find out i don't know well now he knows i mean he took that but that blows he blackmailed me took all my money bought a fucking mercedes like sorry i fucked someone hotter than you cry me a river cry me a river oh but britney spears says justin timberlake has a small dick is that real did she really say that or am i just like

really believing everything i thought she said that she got pregnant with his baby and he didn't want it she did say that that's i guess probably a little bit more important i'm really excited to read her book there's a lot of speculation that like she didn't fucking write it and it's just another like part of the you know I mean I think that it's possible that she might have had help but I believe it's her story I hope it's her story I'm excited to read it dude when I went to the Dancing with the Stars taping it's so funny because I've been so motherfucking and I still am I just want to say that before I even get into this but I'm I'm so team Britney and fuck her family for everything that they did to her but I sit down at the Dancing with the Stars taping and there's like seats like right

next to mine and all the seats have like the names of the person and like their guest you know so it was like Tana Mongeau guest of Lele Pons like someone guest of Harry Jowsey someone guest of whoever whatever and I look like five seats down and it's like Lynn Spears guest of Jamie Lynn Spears and I didn't know jamie lynn spears was even going to be on this season let alone britney's fucking mother's just like coming so we all sit down and i'm like spending the whole first like 30 minutes watching lynn spears i'm like you evil fucking evil cunt like oh my god you know and i've always you know ever since all this shit like i've just i'm not a jamie lynn spears stan at all obviously and obviously people

see what they see on TV, but when you're watching the taping, you get to see how people are reacting when the cameras aren't on. And Jamie Lynn was the only person that before she danced, she was like crying and praying and super praying. You could see her, you know what I mean? And I was like, it was so weird to me to see her have emotion and clearly be scared for something and crying and whatever. And and I was like it's so weird you're a person

yeah I like I struggle with it a little bit because I I've seen it firsthand like in our lives and you know our friends and stuff where like the internet and stuff just has it so wrong or they just like are so wrong about somebody so it's like what if like we think she's like this evil conniving bitch and she's just not yeah but like i mean the signs are there it's actually like everyone i know that's worked with jamie lynn spears tells me that she's like the best person ever yeah just kind of wild but like if she did that shit to britney she's not you know um who's tom sandoval and should i not go on his podcast do you want you don't of course you don't watch vanderpump rules i actually don't either but like i long story short it's like if i was

fucking chris miles really yeah and he would be chris miles in that situation so he fucked his girls best like for a long long time like were they like and they were all just like always together filming together they were all on the show together oh i'm about to be so fucking like that's the thing is i'm so the type of person where it's like now my mindset is not like oh i'm afraid to go on i'm about to walk in and be like sup cheater like that's so funny i'm gonna haze him my sailor steve is lost at sea my sailor steve is lost at sea yeah my little guy with the boat he's like literally lost at sea right now his boat just like um the steering just simply stopped working brooke amber the probability of you being on that boat is like it's not no like you very much could have been on

the boat when that happened yeah everyone was saying that in the group chat but i'm like that would have been my dream like to be lost at sea with the sexiest man ever yes that's actually so true by my just us two what is there to do in the middle of the ocean i keep thinking of that wolf of wall street scene where like he's driving the boat like super fast and shit and it's like scary you know i'm talking yeah when they're supposed to go to her aunt's like funeral or whatever yeah but like dude what i just think that he's like literally lost at sea well his his steering was broken for a length of time and then i guess like he had like two engines or something and he was he alone he'd like only go forward about i don't know yeah he was alone and i'm like baby i would have been there jonah hill was so fucking good in that movie and leo i wish leo wasn't such a little creeper i was just thinking about jonah hill oh yeah i forgot about that us eating the mcdonald's right

now is reminding me so much of mcdonald's gate our first tour scandal where people were so mad that we ate mcdonald's at our pitts Pittsburgh show on stage sorry um but someone I tweeted today and I was like what should we talk about and people said Britney Spears and a bunch of pop culture shit but someone said that we should try to recall a memory or a funny story from each city of tour and I kind of want to try all right um Where did we start? We started in New Haven, Connecticut. Best shows ever. I mean, maybe it's because they were our first ones,

but I just felt like everyone was. No, there was something so special about New Haven. It actually really is a fun, fun, fun-ass city. And the people were so drunk. I think the venue was also so dope. It was. Toad's Place is an iconic venue was also so dope. It was. Toad's Place is an iconic. And they honored us. That was my favorite part is they did the little like,

they gave us a bottle of Dom and they said they're going to put our names on the wall forever. Oh, for sale. Yeah. And they have all the names of people who've performed there. And it's like every single celebrity. Like Kanye West. Like Snoop Dogg. Every celebrity you could possibly think of.

Like literally like old. Bob Dylan. Like just everyone. Everyone. Cardi B. Like I just, just literally everyone Cardi B like I just just literally everyone um I really liked New Haven I'm trying to think that was where loved it burger pop-up good pizza honestly it was fun it was a vibe we had Chris Miles and crew with us

that last night in New Haven was so crazy I don't know if we did talk about this um so we were also with Mike Malak and he's like from right there so he's like very much connected in the city and i underestimated the fact that the rest of the tour wouldn't be anything like that i think that like i just thought that in each city we would keep going out and finding all these fun clubs and be able to be connected in so many places and it just the cities a lot of the other cities weren't giving that same energy also like it wasn't a sustainable lifestyle like we were like going out drinking after the shows when we were already so tired like if we tried to do that in every city we would die we would absolutely die that's why I went

sober obviously but Mike brought us to this club and I can't remember the name of it oh yeah and it was like where all the things were like beds it was so I've never been to a club like this in my entire life except for this club it was like a normal club like dance floor bar like all the patrons are just in a normal club and then it's like lots of clubs offer back rooms and like booths and shit but this one like it was like the I don't know how to explain it but like the best way to describe it to me would be like the inside of a McDonald's play place like just padded floor but like a little cubby like this whole room was just bed yeah with like tables coming out of the bed so everyone was just like hooking up yeah it was like an orgy like an orgy person and we started off our tour with that like an orgy room which

is kind of fucking crazy um and then i'm trying to think then we went to harrisburg harrisburg i fell out of the tour bus that was beautiful i really underestimated how badly my hand would scar is it bad oh it doesn't look that bad right now but look at like the hole yeah and it's like when i spray tan it turns like dark black like right in there because it's like a hole and it like collects all the spray tan and like all week i was like this is so embarrassing and my bone is still wonky like i think i did do something could have been worse could have been like your teeth or something that's true i really did catch myself pretty well then we went to pittsburgh then we went to pittsburgh pittsburgh was a little shaky that was the city that brewed all the scandals but i'm happy that they happened because i think it made our tour so much fucking

better yeah we got like a low-key a little canceled for that that was the only city where they like didn't want us to be drunk i haven't experienced that anywhere else well i think we just i think we i mean i definitely crossed the line a little bit i was like i couldn't speak sorry yeah but it's like the crowd was egging it on like at one point the crowd was chanting like take a shot take a shot take a shot and it was like that jake paul juice or whatever and everyone's like drink it so then he drank it and i did black out and i did lose speaking um abilities i think we so we gave it just like doing the podcast drunk you know like it a lot of people enjoyed it but certain people did not i get it though sometimes like i mean as much as it's like fun and stuff to see

like your people drink it's also like if i paid money to go somewhere i don't know if i would want to see someone that blacked out as blacked out as i was so i apologize but like when i think about you on stage like you were still talking and telling stories yeah but i saw some videos and i was like hmm i guess that's true i tried to block it out but biggest crowd we had so i just agree that is what like haunts me about pittsburgh it's the worst part because like we have those photos and videos and it's the biggest crowd like ever and i have to think every time i see that that that many people was our like in my opinion got our worst show yeah and like i've talked to so many people who tour and they're like you can't be like not every show is going to be your best show and you've got to like understand that and not every crowd is

going to be yeah there's also something to be said. Sorry, I just cut you off so bad. But when there's that many people, sometimes it can feel less personal too. So it's like, it's harder to like, I don't know. It is. It's so interesting. I was talking to Trevor about this. Like, I am really trying to work on not allowing the energy of the crowd to affect my like mental health. I never understood that until we started touring.

I had no, when people would say that, I'd be like, what do you mean? It was a bad crowd. Certain crowds, even especially in stoner cities where everyone's like high versus like a drunk city where everyone's drunk versus like a sober city where everyone's

like, no, like we, I don't know where we were. I think San Diego, we did three shows there and like, it was so crazy. The differences in the crowds.

Like one crowd, everyone was so high and quiet. It was like, and then it's crazy because afterwards everyone's like, that was the best show ever. Like you guys did so good. I was getting tweets.

I'm like, are you sure you thought you hated it? I don't think they cheered one fucking time. And then the next crowd was like blackout drunk, screaming their heads off, like throwing shit on the stage, like fucking nuts. And it's like the difference, like after the high crowd i was like oh my god like i felt like them like all

quiet i have a hard time like i don't i don't know if you feel this way too but like it immediately sets the tone like right in the beginning like when i make a couple jokes and they don't laugh i like immediately shut down and then it's like the show's gonna suck from now on because i just feel like but then we could do that same show and people will be like cackling at the joke so then you go to do it again like i yeah i'll make the same jokes to two different crowds and one crowd will like literally roar with laughter and one of them will just literally and then it's like is the joke fucking funny or not yeah i don't know like how do you even know maybe it's the like inflection or like delivery or something and it's like i just want i wonder if people like feel bond or like

whoever who do like a million shows like do they care yes yes matt rife used to always say like um like it's he he would always say like the tonight was such a fucking shitty crowd or like they just they would they didn't laugh that's yeah trevor wallace was telling me that the other day he was like yeah it doesn't really like that's just that's never gonna change i was like damn like i want to get it unlocked to where i like feel the same regardless of like i don't want to absorb the crowd's energy yeah it's scary i think at a certain point probably like i'm sure it does not bother like trevor or matt or like people who have been doing it for a long time there is a wrong word like i don't come off the stage bothered by it i come off the stage feeling whatever they were feeling like i feel

like absorb it like yeah i got some megan fox shit this is like the first and last time i will ever wear a fucking red wig honestly brooke i sincerely feel like you look so with red hair i'm gonna borrow that wig for when i'm sexy red i kind of want to be sexy red it's so funny because when i think red hair i can think of like every bitch i've ever known with red hair and they all have like the same personality i don't like red i don't like like kendall jenner like a like a ginger vibe i mean like they dyed their hair red whether it's dark red or that red like i saw someone do a bit the other day i saw someone do a bit the other day that was like i love when i see someone with turquoise hair because i just immediately know i fucking hate them and it's so true like no no it's not true but like you can really tell a lot about a person by the color of their hair like red hair

i was so red hair coated in high school like my personality like i'm surprised you never did hit like a red hair moment you know especially when my hair was brown like in that era i was so red hair coated you have like a red hair voice you have like a voice that would have this color. I have a red hair voice. I don't know how to explain that. It's like the rasp, like kind of like Emma Stone. Yeah, but she's like a soft red hair. Like I'm thinking like that bitch from like, I can't say that.

It's so funny. You just said, fuck me, firetruck red. It's when I was like dating Bella Thorne, like she would just have all these business ventures. And one of them was a makeup line. And she insisted on naming the products herself. And one of the lipsticks was Fuck Me Fire Truck Red. And Amari, you took that one home.

And it's just so funny because you know... Imagine somebody swatching it on YouTube and being like, In the shade Fuck Me Fire Truck Red. No, and again, you know how she is. Just imagine her like, That's genius, my baby i love you i support all your endeavors you're a genius absolutely every time i really i that isn't like my problem yeah but it's like i at the time i really i was like she is a visionary she did teach me a lot she did teach me a lot she is very smart honestly but then shit like that is like kind of crazy uh-huh it's just like the it's just like there's just so many other instances

that i could like tell me like just like the normalizing like or just like thinking like just like the craziest shit is just like okay like honestly i don't know if I want to say it, but like how she would just like brush her teeth with coconut oil in a rag. We talked about that like an episode ago. We did talk about that. She invented oil pulling. It's crazy what you'll put up with when you just like are in awe of someone. Shampooing her hair with beer every three days.

Surprised you weren't. I know. She's like, it gets you drunk faster. No that case have you ever done the like tampon drunk thing i feel like no one of our best friends has and it worked like one of our best friends was like really going through something and they would put tamp like fill the tampon with vodka and put it up there if you think about it that's not drinking well a lot of people it was like a fad in LA when I first got here. I actually remember that when I first moved to LA, that was one of the first things where I was like,

oh, so this is what this city's like. Because all these girls were like going through an eating type of thing. And they were like, I can't have the calories of alcohol, so I'm going to fill a tampon with it and put it up my ass. And it was like kind of common. Why does that have to be your ass? I don't think it has to be your ass. Well, imagine being your puss.

I think you do that. Ew, like your pH. Well, your asshole would burn too. Yeah, I think anywhere would burn. Your throat burns when you drink alcohol. But think about bleaching your asshole. It could take more. How's it going for you, by the way?

I actually stopped doing it for a while. And last night, I swear to God, the last thought i had before i went to sleep was like i need to get back on routinely bleaching my asshole so do you like bend over in the mirror spread them and like i could do it with my eyes closed in the dark wait so what does it do to your asshole well i found this product it's on my amazon storefront seriously it's amazing um that's like you know jurgens natural glow yeah like how every time you put it on you gradually get more tan it's like jurgens natural glow for asshole bleach like every time you put it on your asshole gets a little lighter what is it called what is the product itself called like is it like

something funny like something but play it sounds like a brand deal that natalie would give me and it sounds like you wouldn't do it and i would be begging for it the amount of colon cleanse brand deals she's sent me in the past no way you know what's funny is i texted her the other day and i was like if brooke's not gonna do the colonic brand deal i will and you know natalie she was like you're a star t the other day she brought me like some uh butt plug for gays type of thingy she'll do it and yes i will no she's been reaching out to the gays too i know she reached out to ty or whatever and then um apparently i don't have a well first actually she goes how much would it take for you to promote this on instagram or tiktok i was like

you're like i'll do it for free i was like it's like how much are they offering she's like as much as it would take wait i, I'm texting her right now. I mean, well, they want a bigger male audience. I guess I don't have a big enough male audience for that. Guys, if you're out there and you don't follow me, follow me. So I can promote this butt plug to keep the lights on. What is like the footiest thing you've ever promoted? Or like footiest brand deal you've ever done?

You first. I need to think you've got a lot under your belt um do you remember your first brand deal me undies this is actually a good one that's not bad no it was all downhill from there wait you know that's what all the billboards are that savannah's on yeah are all me undies and she's on every billboard in town i'm like what the they didn't tell her either wow imagine being surprised one day and she was and it was like on sunset on pch like thank you um i feel like my first brand deal ever i literally think it was like smile sciences what was mine i don't know but i was also the type of person like when i had like no i'd have like 10k and

i was like emailing every brand like I had like a template like oh uh-huh I just remember I had so many brands that would like sign on to work with me and like a lot of the deals that I was doing at this time in like 2019 would be like you know when you sign a contract and it's like okay we want you to her to do three YouTube videos you know what I mean I'll never forget with BetterHelp, the like... I need a BetterHelp deal, seriously. Right, no, BetterHelp is amazing. Like, you know, we prefer Cerebral over here,

but I'm just saying, I remember I did my... I prefer whichever one's going to give me a sponsorship. That's Cerebral. Oh, honestly, I have a funny one. But BetterHelp dropped me. They were like,

she doesn't have to do the rest of them. Like, they just, my brand didn't align with theirs. Well, what they should have done is given you more coupons so that you could get help with your ADHD and and then they get their videos done yeah you know what's funny is they need one time she was doing a tender greens deal and they needed the videos so badly that jordan was like honestly amari like will you film it and i'll we'll just put it on

her story and like i was like i'll give you some money and like i literally did a handstand with a tender greens bag and like it was like that's so sad when i think back to that time i was just like so heavily on xanax and like depressed and it was like instead of like why can't she do something as simple as a tender greens brand deal the narrative was like oh we'll just have amari do it on her story that's some fucking conservatorship i mean all they really wanted was your viewership so i guess they got what they paid for absolutely i'm more so just like did anyone check on me i feel like you wouldn't have remembered if they had at all we did yeah we for sure were one time i promoted honestly i like the brand anchor you know what that is like the

chargers and like the electronics brand or whatever but i promoted these like glasses that like are bluetooth they play music like in your ears they don't go in your ears but i was like it was just the funniest shit ever and like their charger like i was like yeah i feel like i used to just do whatever wanted to like pay me and now i like have more the freedom to be like no oh sorry i cut you off i like i also used to just be so excited that a brand wanted to work with me that I'd be excited and now it's like I have me too but I was telling you this today I like I really am careful because I notice when someone sells something or like posts about something that I know they don't fucking use and I will never trust that person again I I remember that

when I first started the podcast I like read my ads ads, you know the voice I use, you know? And I realized that from now on, if I'm ever doing a brand deal that I feel disingenuine filming, I can just use that voice and people will know. And everyone will know. But the brand won't know. That's honestly genius. Do you remember, Amari, that time we were stranded in New York City?

Oh my God! Oh my God! Okay, I take it back. I take it back. This is the one. We were stranded in new york city oh my god oh my god okay i take it back i take it back this is this is the one we were stranded in new york city like no flights out it was like during fashion week or something and i had to stay there for work and every hotel was sold the fuck out and it got real desperate i'm talking like we're on the side of the road with our suitcases like what do we do oh no and we had natalie just start reaching out to all the sketchy people she knew in new york city to give us a place to stay in exchange for like what can they promote what can they do for your business like whatever and we were so stranded i can't even i'll never forget like a bike like like we were sitting on the side of the road with all of

our luggage and someone was biking and then someone hit the biker with their car yep and we were like stranded and natalie right after this happened right after we made sure the biker with their car. Yep. And we were like stranded. And Natalie, right after this happened, right after we made sure the biker was okay. Just think about that. Like we were rock bottom. Like, yeah. Natalie found these people who let us stay in their house in exchange for promoting their company.

And their company was a Juul charger that you would use your phone's battery to charge the Juul. So it like fucked up your phone like it like all this too wait in my head i'm like that is a brilliant invention yeah we thought so yeah but then also like just all that for a place to stay yeah that's crazy like you really couldn't have just booked a hotel they stayed there with us like oh that's scary like you guys were doing like a house like a um exchange program where you know and it wasn't like it was an empty house it was like it was like their bed like their clothes were in the closets like it was like that is hilarious to have a sleepover wow i think it's really funny today that you guys

are dressed as mcdonald's or the hamburglar and ronald mcdonald yeah how can you not tell well because you have a fucking red wig on so i don't know mcdonald is a redhead well i don't know if this is renee mcdonald like yeah i am renee i'm like um back in high school tana took it upon herself actually this might have been out of high school which is which makes this even worse fucking immature psycho bitch she took the time to turn my twitter into a mcrib my entire twitter into a mcrib that is so funny and like sitting in the room with me like i'm panicking like sweating like my account's turning into a mcrib like and it's like the bio's like yo it's mcrib like just like all this shit mcrib tweets going on me tweeting like i'm back

and i'd switch it back and then it gets switched back to mcrib and at this time like i didn't wait did you not know she was doing it that's the funniest thing i've ever heard i didn't even i wasn't even like an influencer much fun hacking amari growing up i did it three times successfully wait i have the best hacking story i've told it on tiktok i know i've never told it on canceled before tell me the guy like was obsessed with in college or in high school his password to everything was his name okay just his name so he deserved his name and like the year he was born okay so i knew that about his computers because we used to like date or whatever and then we went into college and he

we used to have like group me's like group me like the app it's like whatsapp and you would have group chats of your entire sorority or your entire fraternity so one time i was like oh let me see if i can get into this fraternity's group me on with his email and that password because it was like duh like that's what his password is for everything got in i'm I'm not kidding. We, like, we would sit, like, 10 of us around the computer just reading their group meet all day long. We knew every single thing that they said about us. It was horrible.

Like, we would, like, they would, after a night out, they'd be like, Jesus Christ, like, this fucking stupid bitch wouldn't leave all night. Or, like, they would just talk so much shit about all of us and we'd see it but then one day a photo gets sent from somebody's puppy cam okay no and i will never forget it because a friend of mine like one of my best friends at the time her and i had like we both hooked up with the same guy like different yeah it was very much like

somebody that we were not interested in he was just like so hot and everyone was like god you have to do it yeah both of us had hooked up with him like probably a dozen times okay a photo gets sent of someone sucking his dick and both of us looked at each other and we didn't know which of us it was but we knew it was one of us what did you do isn't that so and we couldn't say anything because we didn't want them to log us out so we literally couldn't ever say anything and i didn't realize until way later like how actually horrible that was at the time we were like oh my god that's crazy but like that is not okay and like how do you even figure it out like you're looking at the back of your head it ended up being her but just the fact that we were both sitting together and

we were like like no fucking way that's insane how long were you logged in for oh the entire year i have so many and they didn't they never ever ever found out until i made a tiktok about it like five years later no way that's incredible that's actually impressive as fucking honestly iconic we knew everything we always knew like like if a guy didn it like five years later. No way. That's incredible. That's actually impressive as fuck and honestly iconic. We knew everything. We always knew like, like if a guy didn't like you, you knew because he sent it in the group chat and then you could just get ahead of it. Like it's actually, but it was, it was definitely self-harm.

It was like literally the OG Reddit, but, but it was like so addicting and we'd have so much fun. Like 10 of us at our little sorority table. So many people I know use their puppy cams as like that is so not okay like somebody said that to me yeah no i would never ever ever i have some friends who will tell people you know like hey my puppy cams on so if we fuck in this room like whatever but i've seen so many puppy cam sex tapes mine won't record people it only records the cat like if it's like you can set it to where it doesn't record because otherwise it would be recording all the time when you're just like in your house.

Mine only records when I'm not home. It's kind of fucking nuts. No. Yeah. That's actually so true. People use like their pet cams and stuff and it's just like. Just so insane. Like we didn't know.

I get one. I don't have a dog. The guy comes over. I'm like, it's my puppy cam. camp it's like he thinks you're schizophrenic i guess it could be cool if like you didn't um like if if they were like in on it and you wanted to just like not have to like set up your phone dude i like had a day the other day where i re-watched a lot of my sex tapes and i want to make like a compilation like a highlights jesus christ i want to know what and i want to make like a compilation like a highlights jesus christ i want to know what compilation i want to know what was being sold today like so badly lila does

this thing where she'll go to all of her friends like spicy websites like messages and captions that get sent out and like just screenshot them or sometimes she's she's bold she'll just buy them sometimes like i know she's bought ties before yeah and it's bold she'll just buy them sometimes like i know she's bought ties before yeah and it's just so funny because it's just like damn and today she sends a screenshot of just something so out of pocket i just want to i want to clarify very quickly i do make a lot of my captions on these websites however sometimes i do just let my team get spunky with it because they like know. Yeah.

Like they know what people are going to like buy. For sure. And what's going to, you know, get me to that six figure, seven figure month. And I do a lot of stuff on there. Fuck. Brooke, do you want to hear this? Mm-hmm.

It's a 47 minute video, first of all. And it goes, I just just filmed porn can you believe we fucked 11 times 11.5 inches of british horse cock destroying us both cream pied and filmed it this shit is fucking crazy i can't believe i'm exposing myself like this 47 minutes what is it do i buy it like literally buy it buy it oh and like what gets me is 11.5 inches of british horse cock destroying us both who who goes there with it sister it's just like us kicking it with harry jsey. Right. I miss him. Oh my God. How do you feel about him on Dancing with the Stars?

Have you watched? I watched the first episode. I think it's great that he's on Dancing with the Stars. We already kind of talked about that. I'm back in my Harry Jowsey era. I'm waiting for him in my lobby. I'm just kidding. I have had a crush on this comedian for like a while now. Which one?

And. Oh, I told Trisha I'm in love with Theo Vaughn. And we like talked about it. And unfortunately for like a while now which one and oh i told trisha i'm in love with the ovon and we like talked about it unfortunately for like way too long that's the thing you cannot like we'll graze over shit here like there she like she wants to unpack yeah i know god i love her yeah no it's actually so funny too because yesterday we were there for like six hours and get this i don't like inconveniencing people especially while they're podcasting so like wake up at like 10 whatever and then we go over there get there at like 1 30 we're there for six hours six hours which is fine like i love being at trisha's house like i have like an amazing time there but they're podcasting for three and a half so we're like sitting in this room and like it's

like getting hot like we're in silence i felt like i was taking like the sat and as soon as we get to like the glamour before they even start my phone dies i was just like no i was just sitting there all day i was wondering i was like are we like i thought we were like so interesting no you guys were interesting though actually but i was just sitting there with a dead phone the entire time and then we get outside as they're leaving and she's like will you film something like horizontal on your phone and I was like Tana my phone's been dead since we got here everyone was like what what

I was like okay wait I need to actually explain this to you really quickly wait okay soon stand up comedian I've had a big crush on him

um we went and saw him at the show with the heckler yes and he has a wife he does a whole stand up bit about his wife wait what not the

heckler like the stand-up comedian i didn't like i thought he was cute and then i found out your wife and then i was like oh whatever okay um and whenever i post like my hair different colors like people just come out of the woodworks i feel like like some guys are just not into blonde so if i post that's what happened to me when i dyed my hair all of a sudden like literally the polar opposite guys were interested in me and it's so hurtful too because like sometimes it'll be like my crushes being like you've never looked better like and then i'm like the heckler the heckler did say that and she debated literally like rose out of bed and she was like maria i'm going to the hair shop tomorrow like we're going

to get boxed die if we have to but this this comedian just slid in my dm saying on your brunette shit and then like how are you and like all this shit and i'm like don't you have a wife maybe he oh my god ice spice just asked where the party is oh my god like what oh my god we should you should borrow trisha's outfit and go as ice spice i thought that was a scandal but i guess it's not no as long as you don't actually like physically change the color of your skin is it a scandal because she's black yeah it would be if she was like black facing we've been filming for two hours some of this has got to be usable oh damn fucking hamburglar ronald mcdonald amari's here i love you amari thank you for coming in and doing your service we have to go to a white box event right now i can't wait to change i'm not kidding i want this

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