Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 6: Episode 6: Harry Jowsey Hooks Up with All of Us

Episode Date: August 30, 2021

In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke are joined by Harry Jowsey. They discuss their various hookups, Harry's secret sex routine, Too Hot to Handle, boxing plans, and and all of Harry's firsts. This episode is sponsored by Adam & Eve (http://www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana), Parade (http://www.yourparade.com/tana), Noom (http://www.noom.com/tana) & Apostrophe (http://www.apostrophe.com/tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Look how good my life is. So what else? Canceled. Tanamoja is cancelled. canceled look how good my life is so what else canceled tan emoji is canceled hello and welcome back to another episode of the canceled podcast we were supposed to have jojo siwa and she bailed last minute so we called her very close second here is that actually really similar energy why would jojo siwa come on? I really have no idea what she would. Hey, what up, you little cock rings? Thanks for having me. This podcast is going to be bad, definitely,

because this is, I feel like, our closest friend that we've all had on. Why would JoJo Siwa come on this? I have literally no idea. She's an icon. She's got a career? Yeah, she definitely doesn't want one anymore if she's going to come on here. But, I mean, I don't know. She didn't, so here you are.

Hello, Harry Jowsey. Hey, thanks for having me. How are you today? I'm a little bit nervous. I don't know she didn't so here you are hello Harry Jowsey hey thanks how are you today I'm a little bit nervous I don't know what to expect I'm not drinking so yeah we're all just getting drunk I took like seven shots I'm so nervous yeah Hunter has a lot of tea on Brooke and Harry and he's been threatening to expose it there's no tea there's no tea at all sounds like two defensive people doesn't it yeah it's like I'd say. There's nothing going on. There's absolutely nothing going on. So I think we should just delve

into talking about Harry's life first before we all get really evil and expose-y and terrible. I couldn't agree more. Let's talk about the fact that as if you didn't want to be any more like my ex, you're boxing. Are we doing this? Is this how we started this? He walks in and he goes, they told me I look like Jake Pohl today. I'm like, that's weird because I still think you look like me. I

Get a stylist and then my boys like to be it's laughing he's like you look like Jake Paul Shout out big JP I'm not boxing anymore. You're not boxing? You're boxing, Taylor? Or that's already over? Oh, no, that was a joke. That was a fan. That was completely a joke?

That was a fan. So me and Taylor are filming a show together for Netflix. Shout out Netflix. Oh, really? That's way cooler almost. Yeah, because I got him on because I'm the fucking plug. Okay. Didn't call me at all.

Doesn't want me on. It's a competition show, so I know we would have lost if you're on the team.. Okay. Of course. Didn't call me at all. Doesn't want me on it. It's a competition show so I know we would have lost if you're on the team. Fair enough. Very true. Anyway, so me and Tanya just started going at each other

on Twitter because we're bored obviously on set. It takes a long time to do shit. I really feel like everyone believes that you guys are fighting. It was literally a fan edit. My fan sent it to me

and I posted it and I was like, yo, send me that so I can post it and then Drama Alert posted it. All these other TikTokers are coming at me. All these fans's like, oh, they posted it. I was like, yo, send me that so I can post it. And then Drama Alert posted it. All these other TikTokers are coming at me. Like, all his fans are like, Taylor's going to kill you. And then I'm like, bro.

No, I was like, damn, you lose to give one. So you got to fight Harry Chelsea. I was convinced. Well, I'm 230 pounds. Yeah, it's not a fair fight, I think. You're 230 pounds? Yeah. You don't know that by now?

Okay, I feel that. Oh, my gosh. I love, I really love this episode. 230 pounds yeah you don't know that by now okay feel that oh my god I love I really love this episode I really really love this episode I think it's gonna be great wow thanks for having me guys

I really do appreciate it yeah I love it well I thought we were gonna have a whole conversation about how you're boxing but apparently you're just doing more shit for Netflix well great

I'm like cut the camera honestly I have a stress ball today too guys because Harry Jowsey really stresses me out but speaking of things you're doing for Cloud for Netflix,

what's going on with you and Chloe? Oh, that's good. That's a good transition. How is that? No, no. Chloe's one of my, like the crazy thing is. Look me in the eyes and say you haven't hit. I haven't hit.

There was so eye contact. No, I was just thinking about Chloe's journey. You literally hit. I haven't hit. Oh, I don't believe you in the slightest. Continue. So me and Chloe, the crazy thing is like, we haven't really spent time together in the show

because it was like with all these random people. And then we've known each other for like years and never really hung out. So she come to America to do more Netflix stuff. And then we just like spending time together. You met her, yeah? Yeah, I actually really, really like her. We were dying laughing at the fact that she leaked your number.

She was telling me it was funny. You grabbed her and you're like you i said it as a joke and i was like that's it she meant it i want to fuck her i would fuck she's hot you know you would so when you were on too hot to handle was there ever chemistry with her um i feel like we both have like our energies like match we bounce off each other so she is similar like wait were you guys each other so he is similar like Is that a stupid question? But you like matched yeah, but didn't she like you in the beginning of the season She was like she wanted she did and she kissed me and I said I'll never go for her because she smokes and then you Chose the devil

Yeah, we're gonna talk oh my god Harry and I one time made a 30 minute expose. No, no lie. A 30 minute expose on Francesca. And then I pussied out on uploading it. No, I never uploaded it. You uploaded something with him. Cause it was like the first video after. No, it was, um, it was only. But were you in that video too?

Like, did we post a YouTube video too? Oh yeah. Like a truth or drink or some shit. Yeah. There was no actual shit face. Yeah, and there was no actual tea. I got shit faced. Yeah, and there was literally

no actual tea but then we like sat down and actually made like an evil, evil expose. Yeah, that was evil and Amari was in the back

going at it. It's such a good video. Maybe one of these days. It was so good. He went in and then he jumped in screaming. We're all like,

ah! What was he called? Francesca Wells Fargo? Yeah, he calls her Francesca Wells Fargo. No, but honestly, I think that it's good that I didn't upload it because I would have looked like an absolute fucking pick-me-idiot when you went back to Francesca You know what I mean? Let's talk about that where how are you guys what terms are you on Twitter you didn't finish getting the tattoo removed oh we're doing this wow yes hunter throw those down i really you'd be tag so i did not speak about it because i'm like you know what we're giving past nothing

but respect for her of course you're all the best uh you're turning over on me no no there's literally nothing. She blocks me on everything. She's in a new relationship. I'm doing my thing. I'm fucking Tana's friends. So, yeah, everything's been good. Which one of Tana's friends are you fucking? Just many.

Many. Is there anyone on the couch, by chance, you might have? Do you have to take it there? Where? What are you talking about? I love that they're kind of fighting about this. I've never thought about that. I would love a good Hunter Brooke fight on the podcast.

Come on. Hey, Harry. Oh, man. I'm so nervous. I'm trying to think about what else I want to do. I'm so nervous. I hate this. Why?

This is my least favorite episode so far. This is my friend Harry. This is actually how we started. We were at dinner. Yeah, we were at Bowers. And I said, hey, why do we keep going like this? It doesn't have to go there. Harry.

I'm not. Just so you know. Just so you know. She was talking about the entire night before. I can't wait to talk about it., I'm not, just so you know. She was talking about it the entire night before. I can't wait to talk about it. Yeah, last night she was like, I can't wait. Harry calls Brooke milky titties. That is so offensive. Yeah, that was

a lot you'd rather talk about. Wow. Wow, you're canceled. No, I'm just kidding. But I want to hear. I didn't start it. I have nothing to do with this. You have milky titties and plum juicy lips. Nice. Aw, okay, see we're coming so far. Say they won't make a sex tape on the podcast right now. We won't. But, well, that's really fucking rude.

We're done. Speaking of sex tape, Harry, how is your OnlyFans? Oh, it's cranky. Did you see they're cranking down on sex tapes? No, they changed it back. But then they changed it back. Yeah, they said they literally said, never mind. Oh, I'm legit.

I'm holding on. I've got like a handful of sex tapes. What are you doing on OnlyFans? Are you like dick out? No, I'm full like cheek spread. Che sex things. What are you doing on OnlyFans? So you like dick out like no, I'm full like cheek spread cheeks like butthole Yeah, you can you can buy your butthole and OnlyFans swear to God. No No, this is such a good promo for his OnlyFans. I'm sick go buy my butthole No holes no Yeah, for sure. No, I've never got my hole out, though.

I've got almost my whole meat out. How much have you made on OnlyFans so far? Me. A bit of money. Like, not a crazy amount. No, you sat down today and you said, I'm only going to get cockier. My bank account has so much money in it.

I said, okay, Harry, let's start rolling. No, I just, I just, look, I'm not that rich. I sent so much money to my friends and I take care of my family. I really hate how much he talks about what he buys for his friends and then I'm just sitting here like, what am I, chopped fucking liver? You're rich enough, Captain Six Mill. Yeah, like, buy me something, fuck it. Yeah, seriously, me too. I'm going to buy you a muzzle.

You did tweet me that the other day. You were like, I pay for boa every time. How are you going to call me poor? Yeah, no, she tweeted your, oh my God, six mil. I'm so rich. Someone fucked me. And then I literally was like, oh, proud of you. And you're like, only shows up when the bag's around.

And I'm like, excuse me for fuck's sake. I'm sitting here being broke, making my measly couple mil a year. And you're doing it in a couple months. Being broke, making my measly couple million year that literally stung you're just like oh fuck I'm paying for your dinner you probably got my card in your Uber

as well I make no money she has my card I wake up every morning with like a couple like a thousand dollars worth of charges and I'm like I'm literally homeless this is my question everyone she doesn't have a car she doesn't do i don't know how to drive but buy weed yep and get fucked by chris yep

he loves throwing that in there she has ran raw by chris miles i remember i was dating another musician but boyfriend you I remember I was dating another musician Boyfriend Boyfriend Shut up I was dating another musician before And you clowned me Yeah

Look at that dude I'm so sorry You're a nice guy He's a sweetheart He's so wholesome But like For her It's not a him

But it's like It's an army of these dudes I mean you guys went on a date before, no? Us? Yeah, you two. No, it was a friendship. I remember we were at a house, and you all went on a fucking date. And she got all glammed up.

You guys went on a date. Well, I got glammed for the pot bratsy, not Harry, let's be fair. All the whole thing, and then I was like, oh, man. She got fully ready. I was there when she got home. I was there drinking wine in the kitchen with Amari. And they came in, but they went around the side, okay They went around the side. They didn't they didn't come through the kitchen. They went like around by the pool table

You know Me and her had weird beef and I didn't know any of you guys You're putting your tongue in your minge in someone's little situation yes and so like there was obviously awkward stuff going on i fucked your bitch and then we fat motherfucker and we decided we decided to be friendly and cordial and go and like bond over dinner and then i didn't know about any of you guys i'm like you know what i'm gonna come in and they're gonna rip my head off yeah and then here we are no everyone no no one was like no one like approached they were very separate from everybody else but they went out into the backyard

me and amari were sitting in the kitchen like what are they doing out there yeah what are they doing and i didn't know you either little did we know the way things would end up transpiring we would never fuck and then you guys what it's kind of i don't know that is kind of crazy can we make it the last time we talk about that okay subject? Potentially, you're probably right. It is a good idea to stop saying it. Critical headlines. Actually, Brooke wrote them. I actually wrote them.

Wow. He's like, I want to fuck you. No, honestly, I just really like to clear up the fact that Harry and I have never fucked because I think everyone thinks we have. But here's the thing, you little pelicans. We do play into it. That's the thing. Guilty as charged.

Yeah. I mean, if everyone thinks we fuck. Common platformers having a good time on TikTok, we do play into the old's the thing guilty as charged yeah i mean if everyone's having a good time on tiktok we do play into the old relationship hey who gets fucked never done it but it never happens it really doesn't who are you um i'm actually fucking another one of your friends and i really which one halfway through having sex i was like you know just be so good to date you and then I was like Yeah, he really said come to Harry's really unintelligent he just posted a tick-tock saying he doesn't know what a verb is and I was

adjective or algebra You tell me what a fucking algebra is what what a fucking algebra is you run that back turbo Harry You tell me algebra is math a verb is an action such as cheating lying scamming really it an adjective is Something you use to describe people such as grimy nasty I was literally just naming different types of things she's Smart she's a lot of things. I will say a lot of bad things things. She's impressive. She's smart. She's a lot of things I will say a lot of bad things about Tana in private. She is brilliant. Yeah, that's why we can never be together Harry do you like brains who are like less intelligent than you is that a thing or do you like it's impossible. I'm so he's a narcissist idiot wait that's actually beautiful no I everyone's

everyone's smart in their own ways no but post not clarity is a real thing like you're like fucking and you fully think you're gonna marry someone

and then the second you not I don't know I have such bad post not clarity do you have any like real stories of like a post not

clarity where you're like I'm getting out I know I have some crazy shit there was this one beautiful individual that I was

seeing for like a week and I realized that things was seeing for a week. And I realized that things are escalating a little bit too quick. Well, that's because you do it to yourself. I want to marry you. I want to have your babies. Let's get pregnant. Like, you fully do it to yourself.

Because, look, everyone's guilty of a bit of dirty talk, right? Of course. We love a bit of dirty talk. And, you know, sometimes you're in your ear. You're, like, saying a whole bunch of stuff. And I get carried away. You know, it's just like a freestyle. Like, I'm a rapper.

Right. You know, don't get turned on. and you're like going crazy in the ear and i was like you know i want to be with you i want to have your kids i love you forever like i just i feel like this is going to be so beautiful and then like oh come in me out and then you do it and then it's like i've like i've sat i know i've come in there and i sat back and i'm like this is one person by the way never come in everyone else I sat back and I'm like this is one person by the way never come in

everyone else I remember actually the moment that I knew I could never like Harry or be with him obviously you know there's a lot of there's a lot of

skeptical things but it was when he told me he applied to team 10 you applied to team 10 huh you applied to team 10 you do have a selfie with Jake

when you guys oh my god you fucking sick fucks i was born back in australia at university and i'm like fuck you know it'd be fun if i was you went to college yeah not very well you graduated high school he's like fucking all i didn't i really didn't no i actually don't think i did because I got kicked out of school just before it finished. Because there was some guys fucking around in the shower and I hit him with a fire hose because he was bored. And there was some stuff. Okay.

Are you sure you don't drink? I'm listening. He's worse when he drinks. You spit in everyone's mouth when you're drunk. It's so fucking disgusting. We'll like be at a club and he will spit. And like, I kid you not. I know I spit in people's mouths

I know I lick people too but he like outdoes me by far I'm talking like 20 bitches like one club not that bad like 15 thank you you know Harry

I have a question do you grow up with money no did you grow up getting pussy yeah how old were you when you lost your virginity 14

me too really wow that's cool how old was she was she 14 as well or were you like you lost your virginity? Fourteen. Me too. Really? Wow, that's cool. How old was she? Was she fourteen as well? Or were you like all after her? She was older. No, she had a boyfriend in two years.

It was her first. She had a boyfriend in two years. No. No. Okay. I'll explain it. All my boys were losing their virginities. I was kind of the last chicken in the bunch.

You know, the hatch. At fourteen, you were the last one. I had a very horny friend group. Okay. And then one of my friends was like oh my cousin at least it wasn't your own cousin right yeah no it's true yeah i was like my cousin my cousin would fuck you and i ran to her house one afternoon and i remember just running there and i was chilling with her and i was like damn she's like you really want me to do it and i was like

sure put it in and i remember just put it in were you she did it to do it? And I was like, sure, put it in. And I remember just like... Put it in? She did it for you? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was nervous. I was like laying there. Hands free. I was legit like laying there. I was the starfish.

And then she went down. And then I remember I was like, give me a turn. I was like, I'm about to rock your shit. Okay. And then it actually didn't ever go in. It was between her butt cheeks. I was like, she's about to come. She's like, it's not in. ever go in it was between her butt cheeks i was like she's about to come she's like it's not in like you're rubbing between my butt cheeks

honestly i wasn't expecting all of that and i'm really i'm really happy i wouldn't expect your story to be any different really but i would love to have known you before like money and fame i really would i want to know if you were like the same like have you always like just wanted to suck your own dick if you could like jackinging off in the mirror, love yourself more than anything. Like or did the money and fame do that? Was that a little too mean? I don't know if I've ever beat up in front of a mirror. I feel like you jacked off literally.

Was there a thought of like another life of you before this too? Like do you see another? No, I've always been me. No, I mean like if you didn't have like where you went, like Netflix or that style, did you have something else in mind? I'll be scamming kids on the internet for sure. He's like, I applied to Team 10. I was literally trying to learn from the best. Yeah, exactly.

Completely. I was running online businesses. I was trying to figure it out. I put all my money into my sunglass company and then I was, yeah, just trying to figure out through Instagram and social media. And then obviously the show kind of come around. How old were you before or how old were you before? Or how old were you when to out to handle craft? 20 21 really. How do you know him 24? It was a year's ago. Damn. Really? Yes

Look at me on that show. My nipples are bigger than my chair. That's what I was Yeah, you said you've always been the same person. I don't believe anyone who's like six Foot that's actually really like you used to be ugly and then it was like a set in specific time. It's because I'm tall and hot now? Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying like... She's like... I'll shut up.

Forget I said anything. I'm sorry, Tannis fans listening, can you DM me? What? You want to fuck my fans? Of course you fucking do. No, actually,

I have something to tell you. The funniest shit is when I went from, oh my God, Harry from George Daniel, and I'm like, where's Tanna? Like everywhere I go, someone goes, where The funniest shit is when I went from, oh, my God, Harry from George Daniel. Like, where's Tana? Like, everywhere I go, like, someone goes, where's Tana? And I'm like, at a fucking house high with her boyfriend.

What are you talking about? She's very famous. Like, literally, I have so many people. You sound mad about my relationship. No, it's like crazy because they'll ask for a photo. And I'm like, oh, just like giggling. Like, oh, where's Tana? And I'm like, bro, like, what the fuck?

I kind of love that. Like, once you, like, spend a little time being shit with me, you can just never escape it. Like, get out. Yeah, like, what the fuck i kind of love that like once you like spend a little time being shit with me you can just never escape it like yeah like what a fucking terrible career decision what a terrible decision yeah honestly i'm sorry you're stressing me out you're freaked out you always stress me out um i want to i want to hear about the casting process of two odd tando did they find you i mean you are like the perfect fit for two odd handle i want to talk to you about season two in a little bit but i think that you were definitely the poster child for horny self-obsessed sexy wow and i hate that i had to say sexy obviously that's just what the show is about moving on um talk to me about the casting process so the casting process took like a long

time we had no idea it was for netflix it was an untitled dating show i was meant to go on love island uk because i have a UK passport. I was kind of just like fucking around. I didn't really know what to do. Did you do more reality shows before? Or was it your first? Yeah, I did this one called Heartbreak Island. And those little fucking dogs.

Sounds like your island. Shout out to you guys because they sold the show to Discovery like literally like a couple months ago. I'm like, you guys. Really? So young, hairy, jowsy. Yeah, cut me a fucking check.

I keep getting tagged and shit. Wait, so has it not? Oh, wait. It comes out now, like with your season. It's already out. The first show I did. Oh, okay.

It was like young me when I was like fucking 19. Oh, I have to watch it. I'm like, literally cut me a check. It's so embarrassing. I can't wait to watch it. But I won that one and then obviously I was like

a little bit horny after like the taste of clout. You know? And then. Clout horny, I get it. I'm like that. I got a bigger purpose. Yeah, you're very like bit. The taste of clout. And then- Clout horny, I get it. I'm like that. I got a bigger, yeah, you're very like that. You sniff out clout at a party, it's crazy.

Like, oh, Chloe, let me get a photo. Or at Harry Johnson, you overgrew your bitch. Like, nah, you fuck off. I know, but I just love a good clout farm. You taught me that term though. Changed my life. I did make that up. Yeah, it's in the Urban Dictionary now.

Really? Yeah. Of course, just another thing to feed your ego Yeah, look at me so smart, but the casting process was crazy They were literally asking like my best friend Christiane literally said I think you're going to get raped Like because of the shit that was going on like he's like, I think you're going to go on a show Where like a girl like really just like that? No, he was like it's not even a show Like you've got going on like some sex retreat it was some old oh like you thought it like fully wasn't like

gonna be a dating show because the questions they were asking you were so sexual yeah like every question like every meeting we had was like oh like how many girls you said with this week and i was like oh one a day like they're like what the fuck and then literally i would just play into it like more because i'm like i don't know what this is but i'm kind of intrigued did you ever think you'd go into it and find like love though and like change your whole life i did two weeks before the show i had something flipped in my head and i was like i'm gonna go there i'm gonna fall in love i don't know who she is i remember manifesting it and now look at us what do you think about being in a relationships about being in a relationship so public like is it is it hard

for you i feel like it's so hard for me, like when you date someone so publicly and you break up because it's like all your tagged photos, like everyone's obsessed. First off, your public relationship's a little bit different than everyone else. You break up every 10 minutes and tweet about it. Very true. You know, you don't go through the-

You act like you don't literally do the exact same thing. No, your tweets are pretty fucking insane. Like, Chris goes to the bathroom, and you're like, this fucking loser just left my house. Listen to this. Last night, he's on FaceTime, and he's buying things for his new house she literally goes you have 10 minutes before i tweet that you cheated on me get here now you're watching me i was kidding but i mean like like where like also like whatever like but i mean i love a good toxic relationship you have to find someone who's down to be toxic with you tell us is chris really toxic he seems like

such a sweet dude he's a really nice guy and she's trying to convince us he's this horrible, like, toxic guy. This is such a fucking joke. You have to be, look at him, he loves defending Chris. No, he loves it

because they're boys. He's a good kid. I love him. You're crazy. He's obsessed with her. No, I love Chris to death. He's amazing. Like, he's literally perfect

but we're definitely both very toxic, like, for sure. Chris is not toxic. I would not see that in him. He's so sweet. He's always nice to me. I need to stop because now I just sound like I'm the one talking shit about my boyfriend But I'm not even saying in a mean way. I look for that in people like I'm not excited if it's not a little toxic

You know, so it's not their friends. You know what I mean? Yeah, Harry Tell me about some toxic things that you've done anything recently anything Harry like you take the cake I think by far over me like you inspire me to be more toxic. You will come and tell me things that you do. He purposely will talk to girls and just, like, decide, like, I'm going to ghost them on Thursday and Tuesday so they, like, love me. Like, you, like, really, like, map out your toxicity. Actually, I've never really met someone as bad as me. Yeah.

Like, I'm actually mean. No, I agree. What about the girl you were telling me about? She's way worse. No, that's because I made it like that no he does he does it like fully no so there's there's actually this this recent situation which is and i know you're gonna listen because you follow me everywhere i go and you but again he literally does that to bitches and i need a restraining order from you please leave me alone who is this

would we know who she is no you would not know who this person is. Is this the one? Wait, just go. Yeah, that's a bad idea. No, so I blocked her on everything, right? Yeah. Number, I changed my number. Let's take a shot while this happens. Number. Blocked her on everything. Sorry.

She started DMing Bruce, my dog, his account. I mean, that's everything. She's like. Mind you, I was like, please leave me alone. Yeah. I'm going to go fuck your arch nemesis. Like, really cement that we're never going to be together. Right?

Like, imagine telling someone, I'm going to go fuck your arch nemesis. You should have seen the ones you were saying to him. It was the most insane thing in the world. Thank you. You're just Team Harry, though. You guys fuck all the same bitches, so you bond with your fucking cocks out? Whoa, whoa. One bitch.

Oh, you fuck Brooke? No. Nah, they're fucking um okay so she like was long story short sending news to bruce it was like oh whatever leave me alone my boy she flew to new york because that's where this girl is her arsonist and she's like becoming trying to become best friends with her so none of this happens one of my boys is out of club like yo let's call her zelia of all names yes so no so so he's like oh yo zelia's like talking like face time my boy like tell him to come over like fuck her and she's also saying the same stuff to bruce on his account yeah so i get his number

and she doesn't know my new number and i group facetime and i'm like yo let's i think that up i swear to god if i was ever talking to a guy and also talking to my ex and i received a group facetime of the three of them i would end it all right there like that would be the most that'd be so embarrassing but i've never seen someone, like, panic so quick. And I was like, look, I really don't care. I think it's fine. You do you. We're not together. I'm trying to, like, hurry this along. Like, get it done.

Because that's why you blocked it. She would show up to my apartment complex and, like, try and get in. And the security would be like, hey, Zelia's here again. Do you want us to kick her out? I'm like, yeah, cool. I can't even imagine how many bitches your security complex... No, but, like, you were were still fucking her you're acting like you blocked her you went back multiple occasions after she was psycho he has such a way of telling a story to favor him he's one of those like come on like here's the thing there's only so many nudes bruce's

instagram account can receive before i'm like you know what it's 12 at night where are you at i don't want to i don't i don't want to do anything. I kind of want to entertain this I want you to understand that you heard you and Brooke had sex to the B movie. Do you fuck everyone to the B movie? Yeah The entire film twice I was gonna actually ask you that look it's the carries tearing up This trigger you put it on first and then start like foreplay or do you have a playing? I can't you want here's the thing team I'm sorry this is not against you at all you just happen to be I feel personally If you fuck someone to the B movie and they don't share that with their best friends like that's not okay to catch it, Wapkart. I'm sorry. This is not against you at all. You just happen to be here. I feel personally attacked. Oh, my God.

If you fuck someone in the B movie and they don't share that with their best friends, like, that's not okay. I don't think that's a bad thing to share. I didn't know you guys were best friends after what happened between you guys. You absolutely said, I'm going to fuck your best friend.

Okay. Anyway. The B movie. Yes. It's just an easy movie to pick, right? Right. Girls are going to love it. But so is that the show Friends. You didn't have to think, I've never seen Friends in my life. So I'm like, B movie is like easy. It's just a easy movie to pick right right I was gonna love it Show friends

Friends in my life, so I'm like be movies like easy. You're literally putting it on because you're not gonna watch it It's just like background buzz buzz really can't imagine a movie, and I didn't know until then yeah, so you would spend time watching it I spent adequate time watching it, but I started in doggy style just watching the B movie Okay But I started in doggy style just watching the B movie. Can we skip this? Okay. Cut it out. Fine. Moving on. No, I'm going to say, why are you so offended by it?

That's what is, like, because I didn't even want to talk about it. I never came in like, oh, we're going to have so much conversation about this. Pop off. I'm loving this. But you're so, like, mortified by the conversation that it's, like, offensive. Yeah, you fucking bitch. I would rather not talk about, like, I thought I was going to come on and, like, hey, like, chop it up with friends I don't think the whole conversation would be about

if Harry and Brooke have had sex You really thought I wouldn't bring it up? Well I just You guys talk about it every episode I'm team Harry It was an accident I would say it was an accident I don't believe I ever brought it up

I would never bring that up Every other episode is a little bold statement. I feel like we brought it up like once or twice, but also it's okay. Friends have sex. No, we do not ever have sex, Hannah. We've never had sex. You guys, you should fuck. Yeah, let's talk about you guys.

We've never had sex. Let's make it very clear. This episode is getting fighty. You pissed on. Holy fuck. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. getting fighty It is sweating You think you could throw everyone else under the bus, and then when it happens to you, you're like mad.

How did that come about? I did not enjoy this conversation. Did you have your hard, throbbing cock out, or was it soft and flaccid? Yeah, were you soft? I don't even like hearing talk. I'm going to bleep her name, but Hunter did pee on a girl once. I'm going to bleep the girl.

Listen, it wasn't my idea, okay? I've never pissed on someone. It wasn't my idea. I would never do that. She was insisting on me talking so badly to her. She was just like, tell me I'm the worst fucking scum of to her like she was just like tell me I'm like the worst fucking scum of the world like tell me I was like I can't I can't do that

I can't talk to you like and you did no maybe a couple times, but like I don't know but anyways She was like was asking me to say like really fucked up things to her and I was like I can't I can't go that Hard and then you know you just like you know were you hard or soft when you come out you? I'm just gonna piss on you. No, she made me. I wasn't planning on that either. She whipped out your cock. No, she was doing something else with her mouth. And then she's like, yo. So were you hard?

I was in between. No, no, no. I was in between. It's just hard to piss when you're hot. Yeah, it wasn't hard yet. Would you say your worst sexual experience say like your worst sexual experience? Like most traumatic sexual experience? No.

Traumatic? Well, I don't know. What's your worst experience? I don't say traumatic in terms of actual trauma. Like just like funny trauma. Funny trauma, yeah. Okay. For sure.

Do you think it traumatized you? I think it's iconic. I don't think it's bad at all. I remember actually when I first like found that out, I was like, maybe him and I could be besties. Do you know yours? Could you think of yours off the top the top your head like Yeah, I'm debating on trying it actually lately. I'm like once you do everything. It's like god. I just have to try everything I'm gonna try it up your house like

I Like I just like someone like fucks you with like I see the popsicle but like I Frostbite on your clit. What are you talking about? And she won't wash herself for like who is just why are you know? I shower guys Show your hands the camera What are you doing? You rubbing them in dirt? Yeah. Yeah, actually, I like to roll around in dirt like a little pig. That's how I clean myself. You know, I don't know my most traumatic sexual experience, actually. I really, I don't think I have. Oh, one time I was telling a guy to punch me in the face.

This actually happened two times where I was telling someone to hit me, and I kept saying harder, harder, harder, and then I, like, gushed blood both times. It was so wrong. She literally came in my room, like, bloody all down her face, dripping blood. She looked like in my room like Bloody all down her face dripping blood Happening and like gushing down her face like blood and I was like It looked like a crime I've led for like four days I took footage go fight some of these dudes making songs about you another Punching the fucking head like what else is going on this pussy's juicy yeah like i can't help that they're addicted i was like i can't do anything about it because i was like did you ask him to punch you

she's like yes gushing blood gushing blood no fully fully it definitely was no it's fully consensual i just like to take things too far and now i'm at the point where i feel like even that i've done a lot so it's like i just want to keep pushing the limit and i think p might be next guys so i'll let you know if i piss on someone would you have you ever hit a girl in sex yeah i got the offer i got the opportunity to and i said no i had this girl i swear to god beg me to knock her out and this was before any of this stuff yeah she's like literally just break my the back of my fucking head and i'm like, bro. That's her. No. She's like, knock my teeth out.

No, I'm literally like, yeah, come on, man. Like go fucking lay under a car or something. She asked for like a hook. She asked for a fucking hook shot. No, sometimes it's a slap vibe, sometimes it's a punch vibe. Sometimes it's all the vibes. She literally wanted a right hook.

So your fans are like, oh, is it filler or did she get a fucking punch in the jaw today? Yeah, and they'll never know exactly. It's like a little bit of both. That's how I stay scummy. It's a little mystery. Seriously, is it a veneer problem? Did I get punched by a rapper or did I just get lip filler? You will never know. That's how I stay. Seriously, is it a veneer problem? Did I get punched by a rapper or did I just get lip filler?

You will never know. It's okay. A lot of fans want to know about how we feel about the fact that our exes hate our friendship. I don't give a fuck about those little rat dogs. He gives a shit. I said it just to provoke him. No, like fuck you guys. Like if you want to get mad about people being friends, you shouldn't have brought us together in this way.

Just by existing, they brought us together. You did this. They really did do this. It's more offensive that I think the both of them don't really believe that we've never hooked up. Like, I think that we're a lot of things, but when it comes to, like, if we fucked, we would just say we fucked for literally the clout. You know what I mean? Imagine the farming we could do.

Yeah, literally. We're already farming so much, not even doing it. Yeah doing it yeah what is the reason why you wouldn't fuck her your breast stinks there are a lot of reasons why i wouldn't fuck eric yeah but i don't know well yeah we don't have to like yeah we're besties for the rest you could use it no one's there to humble you though i think that people are like oh why are you mean to harry and i think that it's actually out of love because it's like if someone doesn to humble you, though. I think that people are like, oh, why are you mean to Harry? And I think that it's actually out of love because it's like if someone doesn't humble him down, God only knows. I'm not that arrogant, though. I don't think you're that arrogant.

Thank you. You guys should kiss. No, we're good. No, they're in love with each other. It's like a whole thing. Sometimes it's like absolutely annoying. What do you mean? Have you ever hooked up with a guy?

I've never done that. I've kissed a dude on the lips. Have you had a threesome like with another guy? Oh yeah, like eight. Oh, really?

Eiffel Tower vibes or like dicks touching vibes? No, no dicks touching. It's like me and my buddies are like, oh shit, like I'll be with someone

or they'll be with someone and they'll be like, oh, can he join in? And they'll be like, sweet. What's the most people you've ever fucked at once?

It's a very sexual podcast, but I already knew that it'd be like that with Harry because I think that Harry thinks putting his dick in everything is a personality train. Honestly, yeah. The most people I've texted in one day was like four people.

No, but I mean not once. Have you ever had an orgy? No. Have you ever ran a train on someone? You said the most in one day is four people. Like, only four people. That's a lot of girls. In a day?

No, it was in high school. I was freaking out. I was wilding out. Okay. I don't know. I really haven't had a moment where I've just had people just laying down and just, I'll go on you, go on you. Do you think you'll ever find love again?

Me to myself in the mirror every day. I don't know. I hope so. I really do. I just kind of lose hope in LA because people either fuck for money, which nothing wrong with that. Do your thing, but just don't be in a relationship. Or they're just trying to use you

I think that you were really in love with Chantel Jeffries for a minute yeah what happened and then we went on a trip fully Harry didn't hang out with me one time because he was up

Chantel's literal butthole this whole time I thought that's who you guys were talking about I mean nothing's ever happened with her I know regretfully

does that hurt you no I think she's so amazing she's stunning but I feel like if that if I would have been issued that probably like I'd want to Date her who do you really want to fuck now who like who are your celebrity crush? No, I don't know I really don't I honestly I've been four weeks without alcohol I've been like focusing on business and be trying to you are good at going sober. I can't know. I really don't. Honestly, I've been four weeks without alcohol. I've been focusing on business.

I've been trying to... You are good at going sober. I can't lie. I'm really good at that. It's kind of terrifying, especially because we're friends. And it's just like, I could never have a better day. Well, I don't know. I think I just look at you and I'm like, that's not how I want to be.

Right. Of course. That's what we all kind of do. I think you're really... Hey, I really... I think that this podcast is like Team Brooke and Tana versus Team Hunter. But that's okay because when we all hang out, I feel like that's the vibe as well. It's perfectly fine.

Yeah, we do team up on people. So you're shooting, yeah, literally with their dicks as well. You guys were literally like this one girl at one point was bouncing back and forth off their dicks. With who? No. She's a big influencer. Oh. Yeah.

And my boyfriends. All of them at once. Chris as well? Yeah, Chris as Yeah. Oh Yeah, and my boyfriends all of them once Chris as well Slang in that cock around was used to be such a slut. That's like actually why it's so crazy His body counts like literally the same night when she texted you me and him all back to back to back waiting for a response He's in the roster. Yeah Wow. We need to have a fan club, like meet up, like meet and greet. We should have a meet and greet. It could be kind of beautiful, honestly. I'm proud of you guys. Brooke, too, actually.

Oh, my God, Brooke, what did I fuck her, too? You fucked Chris? No, no, no. No, the girl. I know. I know. Brooke, too, is a part of the crew. No, I didn't fuck her.

She's trying to fuck me, to be fair. Should I just join just so I can feel included? Yeah, probably. Like, right? Wow. I kind of want to. Should I say a name? Shout out to you. No. No, don didn't. She's trying to bug me, to be fair. Should I just join just so I can feel included? Yeah, probably. Like, right? Wow. I kind of want to. Should I say a name? Shout out to you.

No. No, don't say it. Don't say it. She's too sweet. She's too sweet. Yeah, she is really, really sweet. Wow. That's awesome.

Congratulations. I know. You guys are all little twinsies. It's kind of incredible. Did you put the B movie on for her? No, that's a you. Yeah. But actually, you know what?

Come forward if you have also watched the B movie with Harry Jones I thought it was like an indicator thing. I was thinking like okay be my move. My name starts at the B Maybe that's why B movie. What if he has like a super like a surfer chick and like Moana's on for her, you know? Oh, wow Harry would never get that personal. Yeah, well, I'm just like. Well, I thought it might be like, oh, he doesn't know my name. Okay, but like people are going to sit there and like scroll through the movies.

Like, oh, what do you want to watch? Oh, maybe we're just like. Well, yeah, some people do do that. We're not really there to watch a movie. So I'm just like, B-movie works every time. I like to really test guys actually sometimes by watching a full movie with them doing nothing, leaving, and then coming back to fuck just to prove a point. Like I said, we're going to watch a movie, so we're going to watch a movie.

I'm telling you right now, there's 0% chance this ever happened to her. She's never we're gonna watch something right Now there's 0% chances ever happen. She's never watched a film Ever the first time Chris and I hung out I literally made him watch a film movie But then I fucked him the next like what I didn't really do that that one that well, but you know stay gorge Hey guys, so Harry Netflix. What are you shooting with Taylor Holder right now? Can you give us any hints? No, I really can't you really at all. No is that the only show that you're shooting no i'm shooting a few things but i really i know i love that i hate being that influence like oh my god get excited like well you get it you're like coming but i'm like i'd sign like stuff so it's very exciting so blessed i there's nothing more than i love them working with that company great people i can't wait to hear about it that's actually

you want to be doing movies are you like you're gonna write a book i'm just kidding i can't wait to hear about it. That's actually gonna be doing movies. Are you gonna write a book? Just kidding. I can't read I Can read stop with this rumor that I can't read I can read I can read a man Been from Canada without ever visiting Accidentally gets fucked by Bella Thorne and fucks Chris miles and literally couldn't read it. literally couldn't read it, so he had to improvise. I couldn't see it. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Nah, I would love to do a movie, but I just can't remember shit. Well, what are you working on? Your sex toy?

We're both releasing sex toys. Oh, yeah, very big. You didn't show up to the fucking photo shoot. Did we have a photo shoot planned? No, no one told her that there was a photo shoot. It was like you were told that she was supposed to come. I was way there. Like, I get to see my best friend. What a fun shoot.

I was never told about that. I would love to. What is your sex toy? A dildo or a flashlight? Yeah, it's sick. Why would you have a flashlight actually? Is it like your dick? Do they mold your dick?

It's pretty similar. It's awesome. Like I'm really happy with this because like it's suction cup, but the cock has like a little like right in the G spot. It like spins around. Really? Yeah, it's awesome. And there's like a little rabbit.

Like I was kind of like when I was doing the photo shoot, I was like, you know what guys, I don't feel good about this. And then I had it more and more in my hands and I felt more powerful. I felt like Thanos.

And then I, then I use it on someone and she squirted. In the photo shoot? And we were happy. Was that, did you do it on the photo shoot? That's all my OnlyFans.

Nice. Oh my God. He's so good at this. I love that. What's up with the air? Yeah. What's going on? Your toy. PoppingFans. Nice. Oh, my God. He's so good at this. I love that, guys. Yeah, what's going on? Your toy. Pussy?

I actually, no, it's not a fanny. The Australian terms, they're crazy. No, it's not a mold of my pussy. It's actually just like a vibrator, but it's hot pink. It's bedazzled. It's got a little rabbit situation. Yeah. It's bedazzled. Have you got jewels on it?

Yeah, there's little bedazzled jewels at the bottom. Very girly, very cute. I'm excited. I'm excited to make it to that point. What? Like, the bedazzled aspect, people are afraid of. Oh, it's little like bedazzled jewels at the bottom Very girly, very cute There's no chance you can make it to that point The bedazzled aspect If you can It's at the bottom, it's at the handle You're holding the bedazzles while you're fucking

It's way low You used it? I haven't personally tried it yet, but I looked at it and I could tell that it's good She's on the PR list I don't know, because I've never put my pussy on the internet I'm waiting for the moment. I definitely want a sex tape or something like that at some point maybe.

Yeah it needs to be like a grand reveal I think. Yeah right. Like it's like yeah that's all I really have left here. How have you not had any lip slips? I know isn't that kind of crazy? She surely has. Well I'm a nip slip kind of girl. Like pop and broad see all that stuff.

I'm more like let me put my nipple out tonight. You know what I mean? Versus like my pussy. Yeah I'm sure you have great nipples by the way. She does. They're really small. She has perfect boobs Yeah, we did an only van shoot once actually we were literally naked in the shower

That's the only time we've ever been naked around each other. Yeah, I was so drunk for that And then I remember doing we were filming that YouTube or that video for your only fans and you go you tease out I was like damn. I don't realize how nice you nipples Wow. I'm really loving this a really I actually always notice that about you Oh my god. No, but Brooke has the best tits. Milky. Milky titties. Very milky. Milk, man. Milk. Hot.

My tits are small. Don't have it in me. What was I going to ask you? Oh, you actually made me the most money ever out of any OnlyFans collab, which I think is crazy. Like, girls really do. I mean, I guess you talk a lot about your sexual habits,

so they want to, like, be a part of it. The craziest thing is, everyone listening, I'm never saying I'm good. I'm just saying, like, I'm open to talking about it. That's thing like i i just like that's the most humble thing i've ever gone wild what's that it's uh the new yeah it's my new only fans platform and i would love to have you on it harry harry will be there soon you guys go subscribe i will be there

for sure yeah i just decided that really but i mean we'll do a sex toy shoot and definitely shoot that but i want to hear more about 2021 so so speaking though of boxing i really was coming to this podcast today thinking you were going to fight taylor which would be a crazy fight for me because it's two people i love so much i actually think i would borderline want taylor to win which sucks because i love you so much now now he has to because he lost the last one yeah exactly he needs like a redemption moment are you ever fighting there was a point in time where you were going to fight in dubai and i was going to go with you to dubai and you were going to fight in Dubai and I was going to go with you to Dubai and you were going to like. Yeah, no, that was meant to happen with Trilla.

I think that they're still organizing stuff like that, but I haven't had an offer. So I kind of just like. Do you feel like the hype and desire to fight has gone down a little? Mine has. It's so played. Like it's so played. Like I feel like. My manager off camera going, nah, we were fighting.

You got two offers last week in Dubai. I know. I do know. With the biggest town in week in Dubai. I know. I do know. What's the biggest town in the world for you to fight? Wow, I'm actually, I don't even know who I'm supposed to fight. I guess apparently that's still happening. But you would fight them? Do you think she has any chance of actually training and fighting anybody?

Not a fucking chance. She'd get in the ring. She'd take one punch. Be like, cool. Hit the ground. Oh, here's a $10 million bag. That's actually so true. I said I can't.

And my manager off camera like, that's the plan. That's what I've been saying this whole time. I'm like, lose. Like, who cares if you win or not? Just go into it like, I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose. This is for the bag. It's kind of funny, because then I wouldn't have to train. But look what happened to Vinny Hacker. He won, he did amazing, and now he's a bigger Vinny Hacker. He's got more followers. Can we get him on your Instagram? Everyone respects him. But Vinny's very dedicated and sober and together. But not, Ron still got paid for that.

What's going on? Who do you beef with, Harry? What guys do you hate? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. everyone respects him but Vinny's very like dedicated and like sober and like together and like I'm not but no one still got paid for that

like what's going on who do you beef with Harry like what guys do you hate there's no one that hates me no one that hates you no I just don't believe in putting out hate into the universe

because it's just gonna bring more back you know when I was it's a fucking blatant lie no no no no straight up like when I started like trying to call people

out of the box like I was putting out so much bad energy that bad shit started happening to me and i was like okay this isn't the person i want to be like i really it's not my legacy i don't give a fuck about that that's why bad shit happens to me because i'm just like a hateful kind yes damn should i go all fucking mother teresa but no one wants to see what you put out is what you get back so for me like i want to be a positive impact that's why i like love doing podcasts so i love hanging out with you guys like making content because it makes people laugh. Whether it's with me or at me,

I don't give a fuck. But for me, I put out positive stuff. Positive stuff comes back. You should buy everyone here a diamond Rolex. Crazy. It would literally be crazy. I've been trying to rob you for your Rolex.

You're actually very good about getting it back, which I hate because I feel like a lot of rappers and guys who have watches, you could put it on and just leave with it. Because my other friends

took my other watches and I'm left with this one. I really want that one left with this one yeah literally your life is so hard so who would be your actual dream fight if you were to like fight like who are people that you would want to fight not to put out some bad energy right after you just had that whole no i really just don't give a about it i feel like you'd be limited he said he's 230 yeah maybe jason momoa if he wants to scrap. I'll run your shit I was the same size. No, if you're gonna eat deer this the same size. I don't know anything about I feel like that would be good. He would kill. I was you might murder you nah no chance

I'm taking his hair. He's over 230. He is yes. It has to be I'll come up I think he's like six five on the little taller. Yeah, would you start drinking again a little I'll do everything Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I would have to be like someone like huge, but yeah, it's big guy then again Yeah, I'm 236 five I actually like how in your career you have expanded to so many things like boxing and stuff because I feel like a lot of people in your position like you know what I mean

they come and they go and you've really definitely made a point to like continue to do this and like now like do you want to do this forever? Do you want to be just fucking famous

or do you see yourself doing something else later on? I think that like Like me personally cloud whore till I die. Well this is what I said like the second season people to attend.

I was like, yo, like, your fame is rented. Like, you don't own it. Like, you're not cemented. You don't have a fucking stone that says you're here forever. Like, this is all rented. Have you been teaching them the Cloud Forum? I've been trying to, but. Yeah.

How long do you give people from the end of their show? You're like, you have this much time to, like, be someone. Well, obviously the coupled up ones do better that's why they all like start fucking dating i was just with uh carly and joey the other night they're actually really cute it's like similar to the bachelor in that way it's like the longevity i feel like as far as longevity is concerned you have done the best as far as like keeping it going like i can't think of anybody i couldn't name somebody else from like a show like yours that like i still think about you You know what I mean? Yeah. No, I think like literally with these shows is what I explain is it's a roller coaster.

Like you've obviously built your fan base and your audience up over years of hard work. And like they're loyal to you, right? Like that's why every time I'm out, they're like, oh my God, where's Tana? Whereas like with these shows, reality TV shows, what are you laughing at? Are you laughing? She's like, she's billing her ego. she's like i know yeah she takes mine out but oh i love you here i think you're an icon i just think that i do it out of love but these so these reality shows like up right away right for a month you're so hot you think you're amazing you think everyone loves you no one

actually like everyone's giving you attention like you're the coolest guy in town and then like literally after you have to build it for sure if you want it to be a long career exactly you have to definitely be about it i think that people don't people underestimate how much time we even have put into like cloud farming it is like it's a full-time job being yeah and also it takes uh time patience and like you have to be smart about your content that you put out like you can't just be like famous overnight and then like it continue if you put out shit content 100 100 speaking of too hot to handle i i was hoping that when we brought that up you would segue into it so good job um i have a question about this season two cast i have a couple questions first of all

who is your favorite people from who's your favorite person favorite people from this this last cast um honestly i think they're all really good people like they all have their own qualities like i've obviously me chase and a handful of other guys of course you get along the most with chase he's just like you like well no it's signed to the same team so obviously i'm gonna like try and help my team eat and like win and give advice where i can he is he is crazy he is like uh chaotic because that's like he's the most talked about like literally every comment section and i said to him i was like doesn't matter if it's bad or good like right now like he's the most talked about like literally every comment section and i said them i was like doesn't matter if it's bad or good like right now like you're the most talked about just keep doing your thing keep grinding like trying to collab with other people whereas other

people in the show like bickering with each other like trying to create drama to like keep people talking about it but he's like going out out and doing other stuff like going to parties like meeting you guys like yeah like collabing with you he's fun actually a lot of fun with him the other night at kid lori's birthday yeah he's a good kid and him and marvin him and marvin are really good i really like marvin too marvin's so fucking funny because he will literally be like when are you gonna break up with your boyfriend i'm gonna fuck you like he talks to me crazy and i like yeah he he like responds to my stories crazy too like oh my god your tits and then i'll see chris and be like my bro and i'm like figure it out marvin

come on marvin you big horned up Paris sausage. Who's your least favorite? If you had to get rid of one person from the most recent cast, who would it be? Oh, actually, I haven't spent enough time with any of them, right? Like, mainly just Chase because he wouldn't leave my couch for two weeks.

But no, not really anything. Like, I really don't care too much. Like, I DM'd all of them. Boring. No, I DM'd all of them at the show head and I'm like uh if you guys need like someone to talk to because no one else has really been in your position if you want to like if you need to vent that's really nice I'm here all of them that's like a lot of work I would never I know but I was also like sitting there I'm like I remember

when I was there and like I was struggling and I didn't know what to do I didn't know who to talk to so that's kind of how that do you think the high coming off the show that like drops so dramatically where you're just like oh fuck i need that's hard scrambling now to like make sure you're still getting up on the same level like me yeah like right after you get finished a show like that everyone's loving everyone's super stoked about you and then you're then you don't have a show anymore i don't think you've had a low yet yeah you haven't you haven't like dropped i feel like no that's i think that's the best thing about just collabing, moving. You moved right into the Hype House after Too Hot to Handle.

You said, this ain't going to end, baby. Yeah, I was like, this isn't ending. I'm like, Bryant, get over here. Snap me in Lil Huddy. No, I just feel like it's just so quick to go. It comes and goes. So I'm just trying to meet everyone. That's why I moved to LA right away.

The first thing I did when the show finished. Yeah, that's smart. I took a long time to move to LA, i always respect people who just like don't pussy out and straight do it because it is a hard jump to like go into the the most devilish city ever yeah have you fucked anyone from the season two cast oh have i fucked anyone from season two cast i don't believe so how many people have you fucked from the season one cast like five or something wow almost all of them no way no way well i remember what francesca when she really tried to make me hate you said that

you secretly dated one of the other cast members yeah that never happened she like was she was trying to pay me a bad life but that's okay that's on her i know i know the truth because it was two people in a relationship it wasn't did you ever have threesomes with francesca never no we almost had one but then she went hooked up with a girl and was like do you guys believe in have threesomes with Francesca? Never. No. We almost had one, but then she went and hooked up with a girl. I was like, ah, fuck that. Do you guys believe in having threesomes with people that you like, or do you think you should only have threesomes with people you don't like? I honestly almost agree it is so much easier to fuck multiple people

with people you don't like. I would never have a threesome with someone I was dating or actually really interested in. Unless they're really secure or that's their whole mantra and you go into dating them knowing they're like a threesome type I think it's like fine but like with Chris

I like would never want to because he's really Do you have a throuple at some point? Yeah. How does that look? But what's kind of weird though is like during the time

it wasn't such a throuple vibe like Maude and I didn't really get along that well like Bella just really wanted it to be painted that way and Maude and I

we ended up becoming great friends throughout it but like we never all fucked at once but then I did date mod after you all didn't fuck at once what's the point of having a trouble if you're not all sleeping in the same bed farming back well i i mean hold on i i also at the time was just like i i wasn't about it i don't know but then i was like oh mod let's trauma bond i remember the first time i saw i literally was like shocked i'm like are they well all three of us are me and we went to we all went to dinner one night and mod was there

and i was like oh like they're a little flirty and then we came home and you guys were cuddling i was like what is that oh was that like literally oh my god i think that was literally the night the first time i hooked up yeah absolutely yeah now he's engaged is he engaged i think he's to avril yeah yeah wait i don't know if that's true. Imagine getting left for Avril Lavigne too. Like, that hurts me. It's crazy. It was definitely very crazy.

I don't know if it is. I don't know if it's true or not, but if it is, congratulations. She's a fucking icon. She is a fucking icon. Hope you can keep her, you crazy motherfucker. That's fucking sick. She's amazing.

I love her. No, Avril's a fucking icon. Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated, you know? Chill out. What you yelling for? Should we fucking end this podcast? Maybe. I'm uncomfortable.

Should we? I don't know what else to ask you about. I think that right now you are killing it. You're on top of the world. And we actually do love you very much. We do. You're definitely the closest friend that we've had on this podcast. Oh, really?

And you're a living legend. I mean, we did like Bryce and Trisha. But I mean, like we spend, all of us spend like a decent amount of time with you lately you've been a little mia because i know you're fucking chloe but i'm not fucking chloe he's grinding no i really i again like having me drinking having going out people like oh you're gonna come to this party i'm like no i don't want to go like this this week i'm going to new york because i'm trying to fuck that girl's best friend um really but i need like a break because i'm getting that literally just grinding. I mean drinking coming doing anything having sleeping with anyone So I'm gonna go do something different

Yes, I mean yeah, I feel like all the things Hey guys, so subscribe to my only fans W-only fans.com for sash Harry jazzy. I've got a dating app called lolly. I have sex toys coming Me Mike may like Yeah, we're gonna dating out together, it's really cool. It's good. Loli doesn't work. What is it? Yeah, what's it like? It's literally like tick-tock me stand up as they like you swear. It literally looks like tip tick-tock So you have to be honest to be on it. Yeah, it's videos. Yeah, it's sick That's actually cool because a lot of people like myself use Photoshop photos on a dating app Like TikTok. So you have to post TikToks to be on it? Yeah, it's going to be videos. Yeah, it's sick.

That's actually cool because a lot of people, like myself, use Photoshop photos on a dating app. So it kind of takes that away. We're going to go up in Times Square. No way. Congratulations. I want to be the poster child. I want to say I found love through Lolly. I just want to Times Square. I want to find us.

We don't want you on now. That's true. I haven't really had a relationship. Yeah, you're in a relationship. We don't want a cheater. Well, that's really mean. I'm not a cheater anymore, guys. I'm so great now.

I'd like a gold membership if you have that option. I'd like to. Not yet. Me too. Let me know. Have you ever cheated on someone? Yep, obviously. How many people have you cheated on?

I appreciate your honesty. Just one. Really? Have you ever cheated on someone? Mm-mm. And I've never been cheated on. Wow, you're not the type to get cheated on. Here's the thing.

Because you're a sweet girl. I did it one time when I was a lot younger, and then I felt horrible. Like, after the sex, I cried. And I was like, you know what? I never want to put myself and someone that I care about through this, so I'm never going to do it again. And also, when I cheated, when I cum on this girl's stomach, it was so vivid.

It was really vivid, actually. She was deathly afraid of semen. So I was like, you know what? This is a sign. She was afraid of? What's it like to be afraid? She's like, ooh, get it off, of semen. So I was like, you know what this is afraid of Oh my god, I was like, whoa, it's all fucking battery acid. I guess my your battery Children have you run an STD Harry? Yep, which one? Wait University but Currently yeah, you're like a committee when I was at university, but couple pills. I'm honestly

Have you ever had coming in I've never had chlamydia No way that's true why well I can't get into that you with a That's honestly like now when I go out to parties I usually see like six or seven people I thought had sex with hundreds Wait what's your body count again you definitely told me this before I forgot my body count is under 100 under 100 liar those are the names she can immediately recall we did this in Vegas

could you give us like a ballpark estimate yeah more than 20 less than a thousand what yo honest to god from now on when someone asks me my body count that's what i'm gonna say more than 20 less than a thousand can you give us a ballpark ballpark estimate ball cock balls and cock i'd say nothing like his more than 20 less than 200 you're a fucking liar i've seen his notes everyone i think he's at 540. Whoa. I mean, I would not not believe it for sure. What about his nuts is an indicator of that?

Notes. Notes. Notes. Oh, notes. I thought you said I've seen his nuts. Come on, Mindy. Come on, Mindy Liu. Oh, she's done with you.

That is literally it. Come on, Mindy Liu. You can't. What sucks about Mindy is it like, it just, yeah. Stop. Oh, my God. No, he can't. What sucks about Mindy? Is it like it just. Stop. OK, guys. OK, you guys. Now that I'm getting exposed, I think it's time for the canceled podcast.

Harry has a hard out right now. So if you guys are mad that this podcast is a little short, it's because he is rich and famous and has to go put on a bunch of Dior and stand on a red carpet and talk about Putting his dick in all the people from Netflix. So we must let you go. Thanks for coming, bro. It's good to see you Thanks so much having me. My name is Harry Jazzy Please don't said we hate send me love You're not gonna get hate from this you're pretty great And usually we really have we delve into like people we hate or talking shit and i think that we for once didn't do this yeah i just don't like talking about i don't want to keep them relevant but i might drop that expose one day just to ruin his whole new good guy brand so stay tuned harry we love you to death love you

brother for real you're the best and i love you so so so so so so so much having me and um we're all gonna go fuck to the b movie thanks for keeping me canceled stay canceled you guys thank you for coming on har Harry. We love you. Tanimoja is cancelled.