Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 67: BROOKE AND TANA’S HIGHLIGHTS OF 2023

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

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agreement with iGaming Ontario. My account balance went below zero. And I'm like, what did it? It was a little girl I'm sponsoring in the Philippines for $30 a month. So like what? She didn't eat this much? She ate, but I couldn't. Do you think people who hate Osama bin Laden are jealous of him?

Yeah, of course. Of course. Someone sent me a pic. Tell me why at the top it said Facetune. No. Even Joey not asking me on his... I thought it was a pic. Tell me why at the top it said Facetune. No! Even Joey not asking me on his... Ah! I thought it was a mouse.

Trisha, what do you mean? You were already kind of mad at me. I feel like you took him as like, she's weaponizing the jorts. New clip of Matt Rife appearance on Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield podcast cancelled resurfaces. Why is that a headline? It does not need to be a headline.

I turned to him and I'm like, are you like so f***ing high? Like this is not normal weed. I smoked the cancer back. I hope you didn't take it away from somebody in need like these Ozempic girls. The Panera charged lemonade killed someone. Oh my God.

And I believe it. You were like, I want a Bronco. I was like, perfect. That's a Ford. It's $120,000. He left me at the Red Rock. Yeah. What's your type?

I need above 5'10". Cause I gotta be able to respect you. And then I need lower than 6'5". Cause I'm not swinging up. I'm 6'7". up on six seven the other night we went to a mod sun concert and backstage you were telling a story that was really really really funny that i really i'd before we get into the mod sun concert of it all because i'm sure i'm not gonna get off we were at a mod sun concert let me just let let that sink in guys that was so fun by the way like i was actually like i had an amazing amazing time you know i was so so nervous to go i hadn't like seen mod sun in

like three years yeah and i listen i'm all i want you guys back together that's my personal opinion i don't know what the audience thinks but i don't know I feel like sober Tana sober mod son well you know Tyga and Avril are off somewhere doing something I don't know what they're talking about um but I had a great time at the show but backstage you were you were talking about something that sent your bank account balance okay so i'm not the most financially responsible person in the world natalie can attest like i feel like the second i do a brand deal i have the money yeah okay and i don't you don't yeah a lot of brand deals that you do it's like net 90 net sometimes sometimes it's 30 days sometimes it's is that a litter box nope sometimes it's 30 days sometimes it's sometimes it's 30 days sometimes it's 60 sometimes it's 90 and so i'll think i

have all this money and i spend it like i have it because i know it's coming yeah but then inevitably like every couple months i'll text natalie and i'll say is anyone gonna pay me like i don't have any money left yeah and she'll be like what was something seriously wrong with you but I realized I really had a problem the other day when my account balance went below zero okay if it was just like a purchase of mine it would be one thing but I was afraid to even check I went in to my little bank of america app and'm like, what, what did it, you know, what pushed me over? Netflix, maybe. It was a little girl I'm sponsoring in the Philippines for $30 a month.

What? Like out of the goodness of my heart, started sponsoring this little girl it's only a dollar i'm crying but i need a sponsor so like what she didn't eat this month she ate but I couldn't. Wait, I'm seriously crying. Her name is Marianne.

She's 45 pounds and i literally i'm not only do you just say goals no no fucking way so marianne had prime rib prime rib oh my god oh my god anyway i'm working on my spending habits listen better her than me okay i wasn't spending it wisely hopefully she is would you do anything else would you trade this life to be doing anything else

or what would you be doing if you weren't doing this yeah something with sports i think really i love sports uh it was such a prominent part of my life growing up i love boxing so maybe something in that world i i love i love sports and it's something that you can kind of learn at any point in your life and would you ever hit a crossover like a comedian x boxer maybe i suppose but i'm not into the whole like influencers fighting each other thing either so and i also i i also don't want to neglect i have friends of mine who are professional boxers that i highly respect so i don't want to be that person have friends of mine who are professional boxers that I highly respect. So I don't want to be that person. Like there's nothing more annoying than when I meet somebody who doesn't do anything in entertainment and they're like, I could do comedy for sure. I'm not going to pretend like I sit here and be like, Oh, I'd be an amazing professional boxer

because I know people who really do it. And I'm nowhere close to that, but it's something that I think would be a lot of, I think it'd be a lot of fun. And I, I like physical demanding activities like, like training and like training for a sport or something that to me is fun and very fulfilling. I like physical demanding activities, like training and training for a sport or something. That to me is fun and very fulfilling. And it's similar to stand up in that it's just you. It's only me on stage, it's you versus one person in the ring, it's very self dependent.

And I think that's kind of cool and appealing. Who would you fight? I was talking about that last night. Who would I fight? Yeah. If you had to. Who do you hate come on that's the thing i don't really hate anybody i don't here's here's a very humbling experience that i've so i guess epiphany that i've had recently because so many fucking people hate me for really no reason and it really made me

realize that like, people only hate somebody they're jealous of. And I've been guilty of hating people. And when I really sat back and thought about it, it was because I was jealous of where that person was in their life. I felt like maybe they got an opportunity that I should have gotten.

So now that I'm doing so much better for myself, I don't have that energy towards anybody. I really don't. Like I'm happy and very lucky to be where I'm at right now. So I don't have like energy towards anybody. I really don't. I'm happy and very lucky to be where I'm at right now, so I don't have a beef with anybody. If I was going to fight somebody, it might be like Will Smith or something. He seemed to have a good right hook. Right.

Oh, my gosh. And he hates jokes. No, I love Will Smith, but I'm like, hey, A, he's in great shape. It's a great competition. And B, he hit Chris Rock, so as part of the comedy community, I feel like that's not a bad defense. was a really really good well-rounded answer i'm trying to wrap my head around do you think people who hate osama bin laden are jealous of him yeah of course of course they're mad that he wasn't the one calling the shots of course

everyone wants to be the one with the remote yeah yeah that's tough there's a difference between hating and hating on someone yeah no hating someone i think that person had to have done something to you but hating on is a lot of just jealousy it's it sucks no a lot of it is for sure we've all been there everybody's been jealous of somebody for sure i'm a jealous person oh my god i'm such a jealous person i'm not so much anymore i was trying to watch brianna chicken fry i can't go on and it's funny because we just had jeff on the episode and i was like have you ever seen pete davidson show and he's like i can't watch that because i'm gonna fucking kill myself that it's not me like i'm from staten island i want to be funny who is this um our friend jeff would okay um and he was just going on and on and i was like jeff you're such a pussy like watch it whatever

i can't watch brianna on theo because i'm like i i want to be in her shoes so bad i'm a jealous fucking ass bitch like i feel like he would have you for a podcast yes i'm sure you could get on his podcast he just had somebody else with way less followers i forget who it was i don't i mean i would love to obviously i am so weird like that i like i i'm crazy like i get in my own head like i can have the most like successful day do my job so well life is going so good and then i see something like that and i'm like i am a failure and i have to talk myself off a ledge i'm supposed to do his podcast sometime the next couple months flex i have a i have a question or conversation piece about that though like his podcast everyone know

he'll say the most ridiculous things on his pocket he's literally said the n-word on his podcast i know that's what i was gonna try it was nobody goes after him to try to cancel him nobody gets upset because everyone understands it's a joke this is a character this is his yeah and the deal just doesn't give a fuck well i think he just found the perfect audience like he is uncancellable like they like he can say genuinely anything and that's a lot of people like that's what i'm trying to find and that's why i've started to gear my comedy towards being so unapologetic because like i i want to find the group of people who doesn't get offended by shit who's just there everyone comes knowing hey we're gonna hear some outlandish shit the same way your group chat and whatever

group chat you're in would completely end all of your lives that ever got leaked right I want my audience to feel like it's just one giant hangout yeah and that is a that's a bigger part of the population than people think people who get sensitive and try to cancel everybody for every joke everything gets said is the tiniest fucking percent of the world's population just the most vocal they're just the loudest and most annoying which is why we have to all get together and end this shit and tell everyone hey if you're unhappy about a joke fucking cry to yourself it's it's not our responsibility to dictate how you feel i think you're gonna it's my entire fucking you're gonna lead like the me too movement for canceled culture

i might i might have to i believe in you not just i just think it's ridiculous yeah let's not water down the me too movement you know but whatever it ridiculous. I just don't care. Yeah, let's not water down the Me Too movement, you know, but whatever. It's just such a prominent part of my life. Every day I wake up, it's something new. It's just, I think it all comes down to your intent. I think you can joke. There is not a single topic in the entire world you cannot make a joke about if it's done correctly. It's always awesome to talk about sobriety and health for people yeah the dark part of

influencing are those people who do like get into those kind of states and stuff like that like why do they fall off and the reasons why and if they get into because like she's another one who always seemed i don't know much about her but i always thought she was kind of like goody you know and so when you hear that stuff you're like oh my god you know it's kind of it's kind of dark but um yeah my only beef with joey is he never asked me to escape the night and we were like close friends i was like okay literally did like 10 seasons with like random people i was so it's funny because i like i was surprised he even wanted me on let alone like twice because i'm so canceled like he should have put you on like a different type of cancel where like i told you

like even you're canceled you guys canceled me off the podcast like my episode is the only one that got deleted and i was like i am like i was telling her that we never did that we didn't do that it's off it was off i would never delete an episode of the podcast ever you just i like it i thought oh i thought i thought it something in production happened then that's the ultimate cancellation like kick you off of youtube or something it was like me no i've never been kicked off maybe off of your eyes channel no i mean i mean i wanted it out because i wasn't there yeah right i honestly don't care but i always think there was a time when people like really don't want to be such it's again swings

i don't care i've always wanted to and always will be associated with you and i would just never delete anything period yeah it's wild youtube thing i think it might have gotten sent like in our group chat or something but it was like an actual like youtube notification youtube deleted it or if there was something in it maybe i don't know what the episode it was yeah i would never delete my most viewed podcast episode. It was the most viewed episode. Oh, my God. Random.

Hopefully, this one is just as viewed. I know. Hopefully, it stays up. Honestly, I don't care either. I mean, I do. You know, I do care. I say I don't care. But I'm like, even Joey not asking me on a...

I thought it was a mouse. Trisha, what do you mean? Oh, my God. What do you mean you thought that was a mouse? Holy shit. That's the biggest mouse I've ever seen. That's so scary. Your house has mouse problems.

We've had mouses in some houses. We had a mouse crawled across hunters, like, laying down body in one of the houses. Mice are cute. Rats are ugly. Right. Rats are crazy with their long tails. I mean, we live in the mountains, so we get mice,'s like not a big deal they freak me the fuck out they freak

me out i fucking what do you do with them do you guys release them or drown them or what do you do i don't even want to say what happened last time we had a mouse it's not i would get canceled for that tana you're going to die and i've never told anyone can i start crying we're never having a guest on ever the fuck again by the way you're gonna die and i can't even tell you i'll tell you who this is about when we're not on the pod but or bleep it i just i recently opened a photo someone sent me a dick pic okay which I don't solicit often but when I do she does I do she does and I have seen this one a million times before okay but this time something I don't know I clicked it tell me why at the top it said facetune in the title. I swear on my life.

No! I swear to God. This man Facetuned his dick. And he didn't even bother to change the title before sending it. Tell me right the fuck now, bleep it, but I have to know. Swear to God.

I have such secondhand embarrassment, I could throw throw up what's so crazy about it is i saw it and i like i was embarrassed for myself i was like oh my god and i immediately just like i never thought about that man again why did you respond to that photo though well the thing is that was so long ago i it was like me revisiting the photo like way later why were you just like horny no i just i just wanted to be reminded that actually like is making me short of breath like when i get bad secondhand embarrassment i like actually have a little crazy craziest thing you've ever heard that's penny i was gonna never tell you but honestly i hate this man now so it's like whatever i've been waiting to tell you that

i didn't think i ever would i don't know why it just like really felt like i had to keep it to myself forever but you like doing that like you like letting someone know that like you kept a secret for a while it does make it like funnier but if it happened you like it's yeah for some reason it feels embarrassing to me and not i agree i agree because i like that's so bad like and just knowing that like you you FaceTuned your dick. He FaceTuned his dick pic. And then he, and like, honestly,

And just knowing that the man has FaceTune on his phone, like is enough for me to literally never want him to look at me ever again. FaceTune's one of those things that's just for the girls. It's for a woman. And I use FaceTune and I will never ever deny it. I use so much of it. But, but if a man uses FaceTune, we have to call the police.

100%. 100%. I would rather a man do so many things i can't believe like so many things i would rather send a video of you of him like fucking himself in the ass well what's crazy is i got so many like he would send so many videos earlier today i did the most fringling embarrassing possible thing you can ever do this entire episode is actually just a list of my 13 reasons and i'm just gonna fucking kill myself after okay i swear to god earlier today i was texting mr third leg yeah i don't even know

what you call him tripod i was texting tripod that's his new name that's his name that's his name i was texting tripod and i got a jersey mike's giant sub it's like it's a two foot long and i just shown brooke this man's apparatus and brooke looks over at me and she goes you should send a photo of your hand holding the sub to the guy and say thinking of you i sent it to the wrong man i sent that text to the wrong man and i wish so badly i could tell the podcast who the wrong man is just not the right person to send it to at all but hilarious you honestly though that's like it was best case scenario because it's like okay it's just a photo of a sandwich at least you didn't send him like a tit pic that's true that is really really true i mean and to be fair the guy that i accidentally

sent it to responded like oh my god i love jersey my hair i know he was with the shit but i was like you have no idea who this is meant for and why you know that's so crazy i'm i'm not a sexster anymore i feel like i'm reformed i haven't seen you really since um we were on tour because I went to New York and we'll get into all of that in a little bit but um I got back yesterday it was the first time I've seen you since our literal biggest fight we've ever had it's like actually really crazy and I guess they'll like probably see it whenever like the tour footage comes out so the thing is is we're shooting a tour documentary right now so not only did we have our biggest possible fight ever but it

was on camera and that's a little crazy honestly i'm like ashamed of how this went down it was like really like a little like it's embarrassing it's we're like think like screaming slamming running crying like yeah it was like oh my god like we both like think everybody at the house of blues like turning around and being like what the fuck is going on in there yeah like we had a wwe smackdown proper in a green room at the house of blues in cleveland i will say i think it solved like i think it did what it needed to do we always do this dude and that's how i know that we're insane first of all we get in this i'm i just i words can't express how big of a fight this truly was and an hour later you come to my hotel room you're like look at this tiktok and everyone was like you'll see it's like

too much to really explain but like the like catalyst of all of this was like some comments that i made about tana's jorts that she was wearing the fight was a real fight about it was not about jorts at all but like i kept throwing little jorts jabs in there like we were like you know we we just got into it about some discrepancies of touring and people don't realize how hard it is to tour together as well with anyone it's literally like a relationship like you and i have to both have our standpoints and how we want to travel and how we want to do the show and how we want to do everything and kind of hit a 50 50 compromise in order to make everything work and obviously there are bumps in the road with that and we're learning how to navigate those so we can tour forever so yeah we were we were fighting about some like real shit

I was using the jorts to like get my anger out about like something else you know what I mean like I was using the joy like that they were disguised as jort comments but really i was just fucking furious at you this this all just sounds so fucking stupid we're like we're so grown and then it's like grow up like hearing this but we always try to kind of coordinate our outfits for shows and just so it's like you know because we we can't have really different styles sometimes she'll come down in like a fucking floor length gown and I'll be wearing like a tank top and jeans. And I'm like, you couldn't have told me. Exactly.

So we had a show where I was giving like Nessa Barrett core like for Love and Lemons dress, like big leather boots. And you were like in jeans and like a corset or something. So I was like, hmm, maybe we like talk about it next time. And so I had shown you my jorts a couple cities i can't even say the word like i never i've never i'm never saying the word jorts again but i'd shown you my jorts a couple cities prior and you were like oh my god like i have jorts too we could match and i call you for my hotel room and i didn't know she was mad at me for like something else so i call i facetime you and i'm like should i wear my jorts like i don't give a about your jorts i'm gonna

drag you by your jorts downstairs and then that was jorts comment one and then i you not for the rest of the day i think you made 45 comments okay but like here's the thing i didn't think it was like i thought they were like light-hearted but since you we like you were already kind of mad at me i feel like you took them as like okay this is like she's weaponizing the jorts and and in my head i was like okay this is like a light-hearted way to like like fizzle out like the other aspect of this fight like i swear to god we'd be at the meet and greet and someone would be like every time anyone said anything to you to me you'd be like and she's in her jorts but when it finally when it finally like like came to like be an actual fight tana's like

and you can't shut the fuck up about the jorts i'm like i haven't said shit about the jorts i'm like i haven't said anything about those jorts and then i go in my tiktok drafts and I had been making like a day in the life TikTok. When I tell you every single clip, I reference the Jorts in some way. And this is just in the TikTok. Like at a certain point, you stopped calling me by my name. You started just calling me like Jorts is over there. Jorts McGee. Like Jorts McGee.

I changed your name on my phone to Jorts McGee. And I don't think I've ever, ever, ever been the type of person to get mad over some shit like that. Because we always talk about that. We always make fun of each other. Like, lip flip, ha ha. Yeah, we love to make fun of each other. And we always talk about in our friend group. And I wear George's.

We'll have a little bit, you know what I mean, at someone. And then they get so mad about it. So it's funnier to just keep fucking with them. So I'm very much the type where it's like, fuck with me. I'm never going to get mad. And that was the first time. I felt like Lila. i feel like lila's the type yeah she's so sensitive over like like stuff that's totally a joke and i literally was like if you bring up my jorts one one i can and i can never wear them again like you actually changed my i loved the jorts it was never about the jorts but i just i'm like you guys just stay tuned and you'll

understand yeah you will see in the doc what our actual fight was about but we had a heart-to-heart yesterday and we worked out the little um kicks in the door new clip of Matt Rife appearance on Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield podcast cancelled resurfaces why is that a headline it does not need to be a headline i want no part in this why does our name come before his like why like let him like do like you know i've been seeing it all go down okay and almost every single video that i see there's at least one clip of us yeah and it like it's i'm like whoa can i be honest with you though after we shot that podcast i remember looking at you like a week after it went live and

I was like, damn, I thought a lot more of that would be like heavily clipped in regards to the way it's being heavily clipped now. Like, and it kind of just went under the radar and we like moved on. Things always do that, you know, when they're like, just like no one picks up on it for a while. And then all of a sudden. I will say the one that's going extremely viral is one of my favorite lines that i've ever um contributed you slayed that i mean that was hilarious we'll be genuinely everyone hates you because they're jealous everyone hates anyone

they hate because they're jealous like i saw a top comment on one of those going viral and the girl was like i hate my dad i'm pretty sure i'm not jealous of him like yeah just say that all hatred derives from jealousy is a crazy crazy yeah kind of so i had to ask people who hate osama bin laden are jealous of him you know i just wanted to know probably not thank god i took the trump hat off because that's getting clipped um although yeah i don't know i have always really enjoyed tiktoks clips podcasts anything of psychoanalyzation of people and the pendulum swings both ways because at the same time i hate to see when people psychoanalyze me online and it's so incorrect or it's correct as fuck i think that's what bothers me is like when it's happening to me like that episode for example like the matt r, I couldn't, I never was able to rewatch

it. I couldn't read the comments because they were so horrible about me, about me being like a pick me and saying all these things about my personality that like literally aren't true. I couldn't read them. Yeah. And it's so frustrating to read. And what's crazy is now it's like surfacing and all of the hate is like to Matt.

And the comments are like Brooke new in the moment. Brooke is like Brooke completely new. Yeah. But I'm like, but at the time are like brooke new in the moment brooke is like brooke completely new yeah but i'm like but at the time it's just perception like people can perceive things however they want and then they can make a fucking video that goes so viral and it makes good points but it doesn't mean it's accurate and i again i'm terrified but that's always what i say the pendulum swings you're that's a perfect example the comments were horrible to you on that episode and now all the comments are the comments are like brooke brooke was yeah yeah and that's again why you can't base your worth in that and he'll be just fine so it's just it's but it's you know

crazy he will be just fine a doctor on tiktok which i'm assuming the doctor was just like grabbing for views i don't think he actually gave plastic surgery to matt rife but he made a tiktok like when your client got a new jawline but now he's getting canceled like whatever hilarious to jump on the train i mean not hilarious but like i get jumping on the train and just being like this is an opportunity for views absolutely well we're all grinding here everyone wants to be like dr miami like and you know all these plastic surgeons want to like yeah get those views like that so i'm assuming that's all that was but the last right that would have gone down if he were actually the one you know what i mean like yeah matt rife commented on his tiktok and was like lying about like medical shit is illegal blah blah blah and all

the comments back to matt rife were like so now who can take a joke one thing about matt rife is he is going to fight with somebody in a comment section and I get it yeah I do it and I have to stop myself from doing it because it's like it is it's so hard because I always look back on it I'm like why the fuck did you say that that's so embarrassing but in the moment it's like it's so hard to see people like but I you you never once have had your brand be like I'm not gonna fight with you in a comment section you know like like the way you are on this podcast the way you are in life you give I'm gonna fight with you in a comment 100% You know, like, like the way you are on this podcast, the way you are in life, you give I'm going to fight with you in a comment section. 100%.

Like he's online saying, like, I don't give a fuck about what anyone says about me. And then you're fighting in a comment section. It's like the negating what you directly want your brand to be, I think, is what's hurting. It is kind of hard to have this whole thing about like, you know, it's all a joke. It's all a joke. Yeah. And then I would just love to see him double down and i guess joke on this you know what i mean he is did you see his um yeah story yeah what were your thoughts the helmets um i thought

that was exactly what he should do like if you want to be a controversial comedian and make jokes that people are going to hate then continue to double down when they hate them to be honest he said it on our episode you never ever apologize for a joke okay because once you do it once it's first of all you're like admitting fault where there wasn't any necessarily like if you really truly were joking it's a joke yeah whether or not people thought it was funny is up in the air yeah but like and there's obviously so much to be said about building a female fan base who you might have some disdain for because they might like you for the reasons that you don't want to be liked for so then making jokes against women because of the disdain that you have for that so

on and so forth i don't i've watched too many psychoanalyses yeah you have you have but i i just want to say if anybody wants to give me a platform to make fucking 25 million dollars in a year because of what i look like i would love it and i would never complain even one time seriously yeah mine's linked below um i'm just kidding i don't know i don't like it's so confusing to me because i see some of this stuff i'm like what bullshit like matt rife has been nothing but nice to me ever you know so i'm not gonna like sit here and like like i'm gonna crack jokes at anyone same with colleen and the ukulele same with everything this is called the canceled podcast if somebody's getting canceled we're talking about it every single time and that's my point like i'm just i'm weighing in on it and funny shit is always going to be funny to me no matter

what even when i've been getting canceled like you'll send me a tiktok and you'll be like this is fucking hilarious like yeah to be able to laugh at the way that the internet pendulum swings and the shit that people say i think is the only way to really keep your sanity it is there is also a difference between the people who are joking about it and the people who are like literally trying to ruin his life which is like not like that comes with fame and that 25 million dollar check yeah it's i guess you're right it's kind of a fair trade-off it's just i hate it's unless somebody truly has done something like really fucking horrible i really don't like to see someone get canceled. Ironically, the title of Matt Rife's episode is Matt Rife on why he will never be canceled. But to be fair, there's still some validity to that, because if it doesn't affect him

and he continues to keep making his jokes, then he never will be canceled. And I respect that more than anything. Be a cockroach. That's I think he's listen, the guy's been doing comedy for like 15 years. He's going to just keep at it. He's doing just fine. There are millions of people who are still going to love Matt Rife no matter what. guy's been doing comedy for like 15 years he's gonna just keep at it he's doing just fine there are millions of people who are still gonna love matt rife no matter what yeah go fuck off to a

beach for a month and turn your phone off and for sure with your 25 million dollars honestly i'm coming yeah real real and i don't think he i don't know yeah he's fine it's helping the episode though you look at matt rife canceled it's like the first thing that's popped oh shit i didn't even think about that like every time we have someone on and then if they get canceled they'll search their name like matt rife canceled do you know what i mean like they're just looking up his cancellation but because he was on canceled our episode is like i don't know if you've seen the joe rogan theovan clip where he's like talking about like monster energy and he's like that make makes you wanna beat your, like beat your wife or something. Like a domestic violence joke also.

Just goes to show like, it really just does depend. On your demographic and the way you've garnered it. Because Theo Vaughn fans are mostly men. And people like, you know, people just want, like are already ready, you know what I mean? Like, yeah. Like no one wants to cancel Theo Vaughn. He could fucking kill someone

and everyone would be like that person deserved to die. And I'd be one of them, honestly. People want Matt Reif out of here. Tana bought me a car for my birthday. I... This is going to be the most out-of-touch sentence ever, but buying someone a car is the most stressful thing ever. Like I was so happy to just get it to you.

I just that like that's the fucking craziest thing. I literally. It's so funny. Like I'd been planning to get you the car for so long. And Ari Aguirre is a real one for this. Like he helped me for months. Like seed to you like what you'd exactly want like you wouldn't even know like 100 but it's because i was truly like i was really wanting to buy it so

i was looking into all of them and i was talking to him about it so actively and i really i swear to god this was like the first like time i've really had no idea about something but even in the final hours of getting it i was like does she want a soft top or a hard top we were debating between two like he was still just seeding it into you for so long and it's so funny because like birthday gate happened everyone's like oh my god she doesn't care and i'm like i'm literally i'm doing everything to show her that i care like you know honestly birthday gate was satisfying as fuck real i'm just kidding but after like you know the the stress of trying to do it and keep it a secret from you was so hard

and you're always asking like someone else for it you're like joking to someone else like buy me a bronco buy me a bronco like literally the night before it happened we were all at dinner and this guy called me and he's like a guy with a lot of money and he's just like a friend of ours and i like joked to him i was literally like what are you gonna get me for my birthday i want a green bronco i'm grabbing mikoa's leg under the table. Swear to God, looking at Mikoa being like, if this billionaire buys her a Bronco right now, after all of my peril, I'll literally actually jump off a cliff.

I told him after and he goes, oh, so should I return mine? First of all, literally, thank you so much. You know, like I've been sobbing about it for,

so I sent you another picture the other day. I literally drove. I'm not kidding. I drove around for probably six hours the other day just sobbing and i have like a thing bb knows i have like a specific drive that i do like all the time okay since since i moved here i'll drive all the way up sunset all the way up benedict canyon and then down and i like it's specific because it makes it like feels magical because you have all the billboards it feels like very la yeah and like that's where i like sit and think you have all the billboards. It feels like very LA.

Yeah. And like that's where I like sit and think like, what do I want my life to look like? And I do it always. Like literally since I was since I moved here. Don't make me cry right now. No, but something about. Because I'm getting chills and you're like two seconds from making me cry. No, I'm not kidding. I do it all the time.

I'll sob. But I was driving in my little new car and I was like. I was so worried, too, because your reactions are like one of like five you know oh you cried stop i always saw him and i was so scared you were gonna be like what the fuck return this like fuck you i'm not accepting this i wanted to but honestly and i was having ari like seed to you as well just like oh my god what if someone got you a big gift like how would you react like randomly like months ago? But I,

you know, what's funny is I told every friend cause I had a feeling that you were going to get me a big gift. And I told Ari, I told BB, I told everybody if, if she thinks about it, don't let her.

Oh, I didn't think about it at all. I was trying to swipe from day one. It was just finding that Broncos actually so hard. Like I made Paige dedicate her life. Like they're, they're crazy. It's like,'s like i also i'm just gonna tell you the truth you were like i want a bronco i was like perfect that's a ford it's gonna be so cheap i thought it was a thirty thousand dollar car it's a hundred and twenty thousand dollars a $30,000 car. It's $120,000. Holy shit.

Oh my God. When they told me it after taxes, I damn near passed out. I was like, I'm not going to get into the Bronco, but just the $90,000 difference in what I anticipated was hilarious to me. Because Ford. Don't tell me that. No, no, no. Think about a Ford Focus. No, a Bronco

is like a... A Bronco can climb a tree. you would not believe you would not believe what this car can do i took it to the ranch this weekend for my birthday it's like lit it can do everything brooke's gonna be up a tree soon and i'm terrified we're gonna be in the car me and you'll be pissed no i'm not kidding when i went home it's actually so sweet because my dad and my grandpa were like so excited about it and they like we sat for hours and watched every youtube video on every single little detail of the car it was so cute and my grandpa ordered it was so cute he ordered me like a little dash cam i'm gonna cry

so as you know especially in my sober this happened in my sober era this was before i went to cabo i was still sober i was doing really really good i was with my sober little boyfriend now he's gone and that's i think another reason why i'm being a little more insane because he's like wait why am i not be able to think about who it is oh oh oh duh and he's gone so i where is he oh he? Oh, I didn't know that. And so I was just smoking weed with him. I was being like so good. And as you know, I smoke like a decent amount of weed.

And I feel like I don't really smoke like crazy gas. Like I do definitely smoke some like crazy gas. Team Bryce on God. Fuck. Bryce just followed me back. Yeah, I don't smoke like crazy, crazy weed. But if I do, if I take a hit of it, like I'm still fine still fine you know because i smoke so much like normal weed that i've like built up like a tolerance you know and i'm smoking with this guy and i take like five hits of the joint right which is like not a lot at all something in me tells me after hitting this that i should like like ask him

like how strong is this like you know what i mean like blah blah blah like am i gonna be so high and he's like it's really really strong weight blah blah blah right eight minutes go by i shit you not and i am seeing the hat man in the fucking corner okay like i'm seeing god i'm so high like focusing on your breathing high like you can't like do anything like whatever and i'm kind of laughing like it's it's not terrible i'm not it's not like a you're like panicked i'm not like panicked but i am a little like it's definitely one of those highs where it's like will this ever end also see i get scared in those situations because i'm like is this gonna get worse that no and it did and it did it just start so that yeah and it had just started so for the next hour i just get progressively higher and

higher and higher i would definitely compare it to taking like a fuck ton of mushrooms or something worse honestly and i turned to him and i'm like are you like so fucking high like this is not normal weed to me like whatever and he turns to me and he tells me that his friend runs an organization where they bring this specific weed to people with cancer to ease their fucking cancer pain i smoked the cancer back and i was oh my god i hope i hope you didn't take it away from somebody in need like these ozempic girls i didn't first of all this wasn't even my weed second of all i think they gift it to people as well they've just wait but it's like it's that strong like that it's taking cancer away apparently why my head there's tear in my eye

we're not laughing at cancer that chemo this is not funny we're gonna get canceled obviously i don't think anyone should have cancer no i'm just saying cancer is bad and sad cancer that doesn't change the fact that i smoked the cancer pack yeah that's it that's all the panera charged lemonade killed someone oh my god and i believe it the panera charged lemonade killed someone that's one of those situations like like the lime scooter thing like if i die that way you better lie lie lie lie so there's 400 milligrams of caffeine in a regular size panera charged lemonade the problem is nobody knows the like like the and they put it on the labels and shit yeah measurement well it's like it's like

if someone's like asked me what i am in centimeters like i don't fucking know how many centimeters i am 100 you you can tell me how much caffeine is in something i don't fucking know what that means and just the same thing is like you drink a can of red bull and you know exactly how much caffeine is in something i don't fucking know what that means and just the same thing is like you drink a can of red bull and you know exactly how much like that's gonna do to you whereas at panera you're just filling up that cup and it tastes it doesn't taste like an energy drink whatever i was like addicted to these you know me you and bb had a day where we all went like thrift i remember that day so vividly and they did tell me when i got it they were like just so you know like that's a lot of caffeine i'm like oh please and then i was cracked the fuck out i drink so much caffeine i remember all three of us were in the car we were like are we gonna die right now like it's like like bb was

like gonna throw up out the window or it was you like we all thought we were literally gonna die and then the difference in the three of us is y'all never drink them again i drink them every day for the next three months yeah although i am a caffeine fiend i drink like three celsius a day yeah like and it's but it's honestly starting to make me sick so like i'll never forget this day i had a windham where i was drinking them the charged lemonade and i'd also taken my adderall that day and i drank like a giant charged lemonade and i google two of them i think and i google the caffeine intake like that you can have for the day and it's like 400 milligrams and i'd have like 800 in an adderall, like, 400 milligrams. And I'd have, like, 800 in Adderall. And I was, like, laying on the floor.

And I was, like, do I go to the hospital right now? And then I stopped drinking the charged lemonades. Because I was, like. That is scary. But it is crazy. Like, people die, like, from less. Yes. Yes.

But, like, I think as much as I love the occasional Fuji apple charged lemonade, take them off the shelf, Panera. Yeah, that's the thing it's is it really worth like what what came over them where they were like did i have to get yeah but it's like i feel like they would still be good if they weren't that they didn't have crack in i'm like why'd they even have to put the crack in it i've been sworn off panera charge lemonade and i think everyone should be but i just can't believe it fucking killed someone you know what i hope they get their money. I hope.

Oh, my God. Not only do I want broccoli, cheddar soup and a bread bowl for life. I want billions. Yeah, what's your type? Myself, just shorter. But think I have hair. OK. I need above 5'10". OK okay because i got to be able to respect you and then i need lower than six five because i'm not swinging up i'm six seven that is really tall that's a nice range i'm a little upset about that's six seven is everything dude i like last year i made this tick took basically saying like a guy under six

foot is your friend like like what do you call and like it went up and people people always say that to me but now like when they see me like whatever and then i just catch myself with these like five seven in heaven ass men like you do have a pretty consistent she's very consistent with the five sevens did i always always fall in love? Five seven. No, probably like five nine, five ten. Maybe five nine. Five ten is pushing it for sure. Yeah, five ten is kind of pushing it.

And they've always got a little slouch too. Every time I've... You think it's the drugs or you think like I just go for like scoliosis? It's a combination of a few things. Dude, I always fall in love with the short kinks. Like I almost think that what they're lacking in the height like got Squeezed into their brain like they're funnier or something. I don't know what you have to be you've dated look smart I have to go to Vegas and that morning my ex calls me and he's like I can't wait to see you tonight like you land Tonight blah blah blah yay, and I'm just resending. i'm hungover wildly so i'm like let me take a shot

wild again point being that's we don't know if you know she wasn't good there and i go to vegas and i land and we all were supposed to go out that night like his friend group and i like isabella like hangs out with his best friend as well it's been like a double date sitch for a long time so we're like all trying to link up go to the club like whole nine and i'm texting him and i'm like hey i landed blah blah blah and early in the day he's like let me know like i'll pick you up like what time like we're that cool and then he just goes completely ghost the second i get in vegas that whole night and i'm like this is weird it's hurting my feelings a little bit it's a little strange but also i my hangover from the canceled night before

and then like continuing through the day had finally hit. So I was like, it's fine. I'll stay in tonight. Tomorrow's Easter Sunday. I'll let everyone else go to the club. My ex isn't going to be there. Why would I go? Yes, absolutely.

Which is a terribly toxic mindset, but it's true. And I wake up the next day and it's Easter Sunday. It's so sweet, whatever. And I'm vibing Easter baskets whole night. My ex texts me. He says, sorry, I fell asleep last night blah blah blah don't believe it first of all second of all happy easter sunday i'm about to wrap up with my family let's link up and we always would link up on holidays like he would come over to amari's house and like say hi to like my family you know what i mean like whole nine like that's kind of what i expected the vibe to be at least from like how he said whatever i respond like an hour and a half later i'm like

perfect like let me know when you're done like come by no response for like six hours and i'm like this is weird i'm also leaving i'm also leaving the next day you know so it's like minimal time and it's so weird if we had just broken up and then the next time i'm in vegas you don't like make the time to see me like it like weirded me out you know hours and hours go by and finally i text him i'm like okay like word like i'm gonna go do with my friends then like if you're not gonna answer whatever he facetimes me in his bed and he's like sorry i just woke up from a nap come link up with me i don't like how many times he said link i don't even i might that might be like a team bryce on god thing like where i'm just

saying the word link too much like same same energy which just feels very impersonal like if my anyone i physically dated yeah i don't let's link i don't think i would think i would die i don't think those were like his specific okay that's good he's like i just woke up from an app let's do something night blah blah blah so i get all ready because i'm like so i'm like you know i have to look so good spend hours getting ready whatever not answering me again his best friend texts Ashley because Ashley was kind of vibing with his best friend and was like hey sends a photo of my ex and him so he's with like they're all best friends yeah sends a photo of my ex with him and was like hey Ashley come hang out like Tana's ex is here like let's

all link let's all hang out and I'm like did i really just catch a third party invite yeah and that's the worst you never want to go if like that person in particular didn't invite you 100 and it's just like it's so weird how you've been like so excited to see me and then the second i get there it's like weird you know yeah and all of a sudden you're overthinking probably like do i like does he want me there yeah and then so i'm like hitting all my friends i'm being like do i even go like does he want me there what do i do and of all my friends. I'm being like, do I even go? Like, does he want me there? What do I do? And of course my friend's like, go, go. And like, I love his friends. So I was like, I'll just go. Like, I'll just whatever.

But in my head the entire, and it's like an hour car ride. Like basically his entire friend group is in like Summerlin in Las Vegas and we're in Henderson, which means it takes, it's across the city. The strip is in the middle. Like it takes so fucking long to get there. It's not my side of town. I'm only going to like see this man. We drive like 55 minutes to his side of town i'm only going to like see this man we drive like 55 minutes to his side of

town to his friend's house for my third party invite to go see him to like whatever you know what i mean and the whole car ride i'm like should i even be doing this this is ridiculous but you've said you wanted to and i want to talk like i want to yeah you know whatever i get there and i see him and we're drinking and he's like not really drinking and also every day of 75 hard he's like day 76 with me like with me make promise babe like blah blah blah promise you're drinking with me so the second i see you don't want to drink that much with me and you're being kind of like weird and his energy is just weird and off like he keeps like pretending to like fake fight me and shit and he's like or

like you can tell he's like a little annoyed and then he has this bright idea that we all should go gamble at this casino called the red rock in vegas i don't go to the red rock i'm not a summerlin girl i i'm a henderson girl i i go to green valley parkway or i go to the strip i go to the palms i go wherever i i have been to the red rock like four times i don't go there i can't i can't stress it enough that i don't go there and he's like let's go so my ex wants to go gamble at the Red Rock. And it's like 3 a.m. at this point as well. And I'm like, okay, I'm only going there to see you, right?

So then everyone piles into this one car. And it's just me and my ex standing in the street. And we're like, okay, we're not going to pile in this car. So we order an SUV and it's just us two. We get in the SUV. We're like playing old songs. He's like, I miss you. I love you.

How are you? I miss you. It's this whole moment i cry i cry maybe i'm drunk but i cry nonetheless you know i'm just i'm just saying and in the car he's like let's hang out later let's actually talk later i missed you like i want to catch up you know and i'm like happy because i'm like okay then i can go home later like did you mean like the next day or no like to 6 a.m. Oh, okay. But I'm like, he's like, I have an early morning, but like, I want to talk to you. I know you leave tomorrow.

And in my head, I'm like, this is good. I came here obviously for Easter Sunday, but we broke up over the phone. The last time I was here was for Valentine's Day and we were like perfectly happy. I'm excited. Yeah, you need like some sense of like closure. And like, you know what I mean? You can still do your whole, like I'm going to marry you a bit, but like at least we're on cool terms and we can hang out and you want to and like even though you suck the whole weekend like whatever blah blah so i'm going to the red rock for you and then we're gonna hang

out after right i get to the red rock and we're gambling and then this is just where the dumb decisions come in i probably blow like a thousand dollars just like like off rip at the table ridiculous like i'm just being dumb but i'm like i want to gamble next to my ex who's like spending money and i want to like keep up and like, you know what I mean? I'm not going to ask him for money because we're not dating like to gamble. So I'm just going to like match his energy, like whatever. We're vibing. He's like, I'm excited to hang out later.

He's talking to me. He's being like, do I come to Coachella? Like blah, blah, blah. And it's exciting me because I'm like, I missed you. Like it's not like we broke up because you suck. Yeah, that's it's a different kind of breakup because you didn't really want to break up. It was just like, are you gonna make it work Exactly so I'm like excited we could still be friends

And like hang out and whatever we're gambling I get up and I'm like I'm gonna go to the bathroom Right I go to the bathroom Did he escape 10 minutes In the bathroom 10 minutes However fucking long.

In the bathroom. I come back out with Ashley Schwann. She went with me. All of his friends are there. Standing there in a circle like this at me. He left me at the Red Rock. He left me at the Red Rock. And all of his friends have no explanation.

They're like, we have no idea why he left. We have no idea. He just stormed out of here he just ran out blah blah blah like i don't know why all of his friends are being like he's such a fucking asshole like i'm so sorry like why the fuck would he do that like i don't know why he did no explanation he's not left with everyone's blowing him up he's not answering at all i tried to take phones off shut left me at the red rock and shut his phone off. Horrible. That's really horrible. And shut his phone. Do you think he like literally the second she got in the bathroom

or like the second he got in the bathroom, he ran? Or do you think that he waited a few minutes and then he was like, hmm, either one? I have never, I've had so many fucked up things happen to me that I've aired out on the canceled podcast. I have never been like left at the blank, let alone at the Red Rock. Are you fucking kidding me oh my i start scream crying in the red rock i start obviously i'm fucked up it's 5 a.m i don't want

to be there his friends are all around me you never wanted to be there i never wanted to be there his friends are all around me it's so goddamn embarrassing in my opinion it's ridiculous i would have been in bed asleep because now you're sobbing at the red rock and all his friends can see you wait sorry i know i know i know i know so i just leave i leave sobbing tail between my legs my friends take me i go home whatever i text him i say you're dead to me i literally i wish you the fucking worst you're dead to me blah blah doesn't deliver obviously his phone's off I wake up the next day to a novella three-part series on how he's not sure what this is anymore because I can't stop posting this boy on my Snapchat.

Okay. And about how... You don't leave at the Red Rock. Don't even sit there and justify that. It's so fine if you feel that way. Communicate that to me. Even, don't, don't, don't count down me like it's new year's eve three more days two more days one more day tell me you're fucking mad forever ago or that you don't want to be with me

or that you don't want to be cool with me forever ago don't invite me to like hang out and talk and have closure and be cool that night yeah i agree i think you should have led with that because i mean devil's advocate Listen I'm always in your corner I'm always gonna be on your team No one should be left At the Red Rock No one should be left

But I will say Like before you guys Had even broken up You were talking about Being single on podcasts And stuff And then now you have Like a whole

I'm not saying We should be together I know but I'm just I'm just saying like Maybe from his end He was like She kind of plagued me I'm gonna I'm gonna do a little In a reverse And little does he know I'm just saying like maybe from his End he was like she kind of plagued me I'm gonna

I'm gonna do a little reverse and little Does he know I'm just a codependent piece of shit you know I understand completely the frustration like The things he was saying in his message were like Valid you know but be consistent if you're mad About that and you're you're already like feeling some Type of way about it yeah start lead with That yeah don't get all the way to the red

Rock before you decide that that's a deal breaker I guess he didn't make me drive all the way to some Talked him down there but yeah don't get all the way to the red rock before you decide that that's a deal breaker i guess he didn't make me drive all the way to someone actually stalked him down there but like don't you understand what i'm trying to say i totally do he was completely in the wrong and you you did nothing i'm i'm not saying that no it was just the way it was handled and whatever i don't even know so i sobbed the whole day so did you like would you respond like it's nothing with the guy on snapchat or what no no i was just like i feel you completely but there's no fucking way in the world you should handle that like a fucking child like that like you're awful that's so embarrassing and then he's you don't deserve this can i love you i still want

to marry me suck my fucking dick sent me a country song like two nights ago all about like the love of his life i was like you left me at was like, you left me at the Red Rock. You left me at the Red Rock. It's really bad. Yeah, so that was the start. What was the country song? The country song was. I'm really eager to know.

Do you remember when the guy sent me a B.O.B. song? Yeah. Dude. I'm not fucking kidding. A man sent me a song one time and said that this reminds me of you. And it was a b.o.p and this was a month ago she played it was the most embarrassing it was such a sweet song it was in case you didn't know by brett young that's cute in case you didn't know it's not cute when

you got left at the red rock i'm crazy at all is that the song i just can't even actually believe it trisha paytas's response to colleen ballinger's apology fuck colleen oh my god like i when we were laughing about it like the on the last episode i kept saying i didn't really like know enough i know i don't know i think it was after our episode or after we filmed our episode when all the Trisha stuff stuff started happening but I was distraught because I love Trisha who the fuck does that to someone Colleen Miranda sings if I found out like you did that to me yeah imagine I was like just like sending your like nudes to some random person being like I just don't even want to say the thing she was saying but like ew ew ew ew especially like someone you collaborate with and like work with was she not scared if i knew if i knew that i had ever had an interaction with that or like that about somebody don't get into business with that person don't like don't be friends with that person like

and just did she not have like guilt Did she not have impending doom? Eventually she's going to find out about this? I would. Clearly I can do a lot of things that aren't good. But I could never in a million years imagine myself doing that. When I was younger, I would do things online and stuff that were probably horrible. And also, you're a grown-ass woman. You're sending that to your young fans.

Yeah, she was so Much older than is like excusable for Something like that like I think not That there's any age that it is Excusable but like maybe all 14 she was Like 12 or something I'd be like okay Like she didn't know better but like What like she was older than I am right

Now way that yes I think so yeah she's Like 30 something and this wasn't like Like Trisha's only had an OnlyFans for Now doing that Yes I think so yeah She's like 30 something And this wasn't like What Like Trisha's only had An OnlyFans for like so long I just feel for Trisha It makes me sad I want her to know

She does have like a friend And you or me Or other people I love her so much And I feel like She can't catch a break She's always getting Directed and stuff

Even when she's not Do you know that they were Starting a podcast together Yeah that's why I said Getting into business With somebody Because I saw that And i thought that they had already started it i thought for some reason that they they'd filmed like four episodes i think

and we're posting together as this shit came out if i was trisha i would kill her me too but i feel like trisha's grown she's busy she's being a mother and she's being a healed individual and everybody oh my god it makes me so upset i'm like as another highly emotional person leave her alone yeah justice for trisha colleen i actually need to unfollow her it's been my new thing like unfollowing people i just forgot i never followed her, Trisha. How are you? I'm gonna literally cry.

No, I'm not worth tears. I swear to God. I'm literally gonna cry. No, this is a good thing. I love you. I'm Josh. I love you too. Nice to meet you. My God.

You did it. Josh, we did it. I've been having a panic attack all day. I'm like, I loved you in Oppenheimer. That's so nice. Oh my gosh. I've said it on every episode since I've seen it. Josh Peck is here, everybody, on the Canceled Podcast. We love to see it. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. I've said it on every episode since I've seen it. Josh Peck is here, everybody, on the Canceled Podcast.

We love to see it. Oh my God. Oh my God. Just no applause. We're in a silent room. Josh, how are you? I'm so happy to see you. This is the best day.

I'm so happy to see you. Brooke. She has been so on to me all day. It's actually crazy. No. Because I'm like, I'm never on time for the podcast. And all day, I'm like, we have to start at 5.30. She was giving me majorly fishy vibes. She's like she's like are we gonna be ready

for 5 30. i'm like you don't care about that that's tough that's tough at all and then we told her that our friend ryan was coming but it's like all this planning for ryan like we would just never do that i know but then i was like she must really have a crush on ryan because like she even put shoes on because she didn't want the bottom of her feet to be black it was for you honored but who's ryan just our friend like just he's just our little friend but um i surprised you this is the that is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me i'm like it's so nice to meet you it's such an honor to meet you i don't understand but i really appreciate it well Thank you. You should understand. I always sound like a man,

but the rasp level of my voice right now is actually scary. You know, I used to literally try to hurt myself. I used to try to scratch my throat with things. I really am dead serious so that I would have a raspy voice because I love them so much. That is the most Brooke-coded sentiment I've ever heard. Because Brooke Davis on One Tree would have a raspy voice because I love them so much that is the most brook coded sentiment I've ever heard because brook davis on one tree hill has a raspy voice and I wanted to be her so bad I also used to stick a pen in my cheek to try to get a dimple there's absolutely no and there's evidence to support it working I just personally it didn't work for me there's evidence no don't take my word for that. Do not stick a pen in your cheek.

But I also, I was just an idiot. You know, I used to lay, this is a true story. I used to lay on my bed under my light bulb, just naked thinking I was going to get a tan. Stop. Do you remember back in the day on the Canceled Podcast when you said that you used a magic eraser to take off your spray tans?

Yeah. And then Lauren Gray did it and got a chemical burns yeah that's why we never ever ever refer to the canceled podcast for any sort of actual advice at all seriously it's actually terrifying let it be known i'm like disclaimer right now nothing we say is to be taken seriously at all oh my god essentially i went on this date with this hinge man it was a super good date he seemed like a super good guy um what he did for a living was really funny he plays monsters in scary movies because he's six eight and it's like that no one does that so it was really funny we talk about it like whatever and actually the night of the white fox event as well so i just we shot that episode

the day of the white fox event and i had just gone out with him on a date the night prior right and um the next day he was like i would love to see you tonight and i was like okay i have this event like i'll let you know like you know what i'm doing after like we can hang out like maybe like if not you know like i'll let you know and and then he goes can i come with you and i go i find it very weird that when you go on one date with someone them inviting them like you know it's a bold ask for sure i wouldn't do it but you're also 34 i wouldn't be like yeah can i come you're also 34 like i also have to like do my thing at these events.

Like, take photos all night. Yeah, you're. Post for White Fox. Like, stand up at the DJ booth and, like, get my little shit. Like, work. Like, network. Kiss babies. I know that that sounds so, like, corny.

But it's, like, I was paid to be there. Like, I was paid to be there for a reason. Like, and I don't want to, like, babysit this, like, 6-8 horror movie man all night. Like, I want to, like like be able to just do my thing and i say like i don't know like let's meet up after and he's like why not like i can talk to people too i'm like so what you're gonna talk to like all like you're gonna talk to georgia you do not want to have diablo all night like you're 34 like i find that to be kind of strange you know and so i was like maybe i'll see you later and so after the white box event um went by we ended up going to this after party right and you and i after party you and i went to

different things you went to daiga's house and i went to this place called off sunset wait i actually went to off sunset too oh okay okay so i stayed there and i was there on a vibe on my little after party vibe i just got my bag i just didn't work with my favorite fucking company things are great and so he's texting me and he's like what are you doing and i'm like oh i'm just still at this after hanging out with my friends like i know it's like 1 15 a.m like it's kind of late but if you wanted to like watch a movie later hang out like i could potentially be down but like you know like i'm gonna be here for a second like blah blah blah and he's like it's okay like i'm tired i'm in for like i'm either in for the night or i'm down to

watch a movie in a little bit if you're done soon like blah blah blah and i'm like okay perfect and he goes where are you and i'm like you're like none of your fucking business well no i answer him just because i like he it was just conversational i'm like i'm at all i don't like where this is going he's like where are you and i'm like oh i'm at off sunset. I don't like where this is going. He's like, where are you? And I'm like, oh, I'm at off sunset. Like, just vibing with my friends. Like, I'll tell you when I'm done. Tell me this man did not show up. Five. Five.

Five. Not one, not two, not three, not four, but five minutes go by. And he texts me and says, I'm outside. Come get in my car. I'm outside. Ins get in my car. I'm outside. Insane. I live five minutes away. I'm outside.

And I go, what do you mean you're outside? And he's like, I'm outside. Like, come get. And I go, did I not just tell you? I'm with my friends. I'm having fun. Like, who said pick me up? And I think that's so crazy

i think it's one thing if it's like your boyfriend like fine yeah it's your boyfriend it's fine go get in the car or don't or tell your boyfriend to come in do do your thing show up wherever i am or even if we're like have been dating for like a month we went on one date the day before why the fuck are you outside don't be outside and so then he's like i'm outside and i'm like that is i literally responding that is not what i meant i just wanted to watch a movie blah blah and then he's like i'm not some type of booty call like i want to see i'm like what do you mean either way i'd be seeing you at you already had these plans tonight like yeah and it's not these potential plans no i'm saying like you had you had your own thing going on and you had like that was yeah already and like either way i'd be seeing

you at 2 a.m at my house what's the difference you just want me to go with you now also that's fucking weird like what do you mean and then he starts texting me all these texts and he's like i packed a bag with my toothbrush you're really gonna do this to me who the wait hold i swear to god scary i know no i know i know i packed a bag with my toothbrush you're really gonna do this to me like what do you mean come outside right now i'm outside and i'm like love you so much i'm not coming outside you do not love him so much no at all literally at all but i'm just saying i didn't say that but i'm just saying like you're hot and i had fun but like i'm not coming outside so fucking weird do not show up

where i am do not pack a bag what is wrong with you absolutely what the actual fuck is wrong with you so then he sends me i kid you not 25 texts in a row like just gray scrolling like like so what are we doing like all just all this random ass shit like i don't even know and i just ghost him and i continue on my night and i go home and i go to bed well i didn't go to bed but i won't tell you what i did yet that's for a different podcast anyways um i'm like we're already at an hour and boy do we have stuff to say this is gonna be a two-hour podcast you guys wanted no guest episodes so and sorry aaron i'll pay you overtime but anyways i go home i go to bed i wake up the next day and he texts me and he goes

sorry i did all that last night like i was really tired was he drunk driving no no i don't believe him i i hate to be so offensive but that would almost be better like what he's sober he doesn't drink um and you're doing that sober which is also just my need hypnotherapy i almost said no no no like he doesn't drink like that is a good thing i don't know why i'm like love a sober i love a sober guy shut up my son yet again I love a sober guy like that's not no but and so I was like first of all in my head it's like you were really tired that's why you stopped me well you know how easy it is to get tired that is not I was really tired that's not tired behavior Ted Bundy didn't go in on the stand in court and say oh I was really

tired sorry I was sleepy I was gonna say kill yourself and i had to if anyone's watching in the video version i actually just had to like choke my like stop myself i'm saying i know you didn't mean it i have a problem with saying that too lightly anyways i think we should bring it back sorry no yeah honestly fucking kill yourself anyways um it's just sir i call him and he's like what do you mean i couldn't come to your little event like what's your job like getting Sar, I call him and he's like, what do you mean I couldn't come to your little event? Like, what's your job? Like getting bottle service bought for you and people film it.

And I'm like, what's your job? Being fucking slender man? Like, and also like, yeah, that's my job. I'm sorry. That's, that is, yes. That's what I do for a living. How, how like, like how exciting that is. Like that gets to be your job.

I just don't even understand. It's like a club appearance. It's not that uncommon of a thing in today's date that someone's job is a club appearance. Like, it just made no sense to me, whatever. If he's been on a date with you, he should have at least a superficial understanding of what you do and what you're about.

Which he did. And so it was like, what is so... And why would I want you there like where are your social cues to the extent of understanding that like why would i want someone i've been on one date with to be on my arm while i have 50 cameras on me like i don't why would i want that that's giving me um blood sucker fame fucker but doesn't even like dry like a goddamn vampire and you'd think that but it's like you can just tell he's not a clout chaser he still has no idea what i do

like he's just condescending towards it whatever blah that's what i would and so we get in this whole thing and and on the phone he goes he goes that strike one i know you're gonna make it up to me and i go bitch i'm sorry you don't know who the fuck you just went on a date with. Clearly, if that's strike one with you, you should turn around and run. Can I tell you what you did wrong? It should not have even gotten to this point in conversation. I would have blocked that man before he had the chance to say, well, and to be clear, no, I wouldn't have.

But a normal person would have. I'm going to screenshot these photos to insert into the podcast, but I'm going to show you right now. He is, we get off this call and I'm getting on a plane. Oh, this doesn't end. And I'm getting on a plane to Vegas, right? After this whole call of me being like, you don't know who you're dating if that's strike one. Like, and if that's strike one to you,

I also have no respect for that. Like you wanted to come to something you were uninvited to and then you showed up somewhere you were uninvited to try to pick me up. And I didn't want to get in your car because it's fucking weird i literally made him meet me at our date first of all you're giving me serial killer yeah and i told him on our first date i met you he was trying to pick me up for our first date i said i met you here because i don't trust people that i meet like off rip like that you know yeah and so it's like if you don't know tana is very particular like she will not get paranoid uber by herself like no you're safe like you're safe i have blind trust there is a level of paranoia yeah but like i mean i have blind trust in

everybody and that's how you get like murdered and trafficked or something you are very smart about that like you're not going to meet somebody the first time like in a private setting like you're very very good about or the first five times especially if you're from hinge it's one thing we have mutual friends cool that's true like i've never met a stranger like weird and so we get off this whole call of a fight do you want to see the photos he texted me i'm about to insert them i swear to god we have this whole call we have this whole call okay we i hang up i get on my flight to vegas i'm on my flight to vegas what am I seeing?

Meat at a grocery store. Like, look at it. I don't know. Who sent me a photo of meat at a grocery store? Meat. Meat. Wait, what? Meat.

Look, look, look. Meat. Like a literal. Wait, hold on. It says pork bung. Why do you send me? I don't know. Wait. Meat at a grocery store.

And then this. And then this little English muffin and i i'm not gonna say his name let's say his name was zach let's say his name was zach i go zach what no it can't be zach we did too much zach content on this podcast i'm just brad oh brad i go i'm a brad josh jeff we've done it all sends me more food there's no context no context i go you just told me that was my first strike and then my job is silly and then you sent me i would have responded and you said the t-bone is strike three absolutely you're a scary guy so then just keeps blowing me up like all these great texts and i'm just being like sorry i'm busy blah blah blah and the other night goes by this is the end of the story i just have to get to this because only a serial killer i'm loving this story only a serial killer would fucking do this i also just want to put it out there he called me this morning so many times when i do

not disturb was off i was in bed with other boyfriend and i go what the fuck anyways um he texts me he texts me out of the blue while i'm at the like the club the other night for new potential boyfriend Suter's birthday. You're so good. And I'm with new potential boyfriend Suter and I'm at the club for his birthday for a little bit. And the Hinge guy texts me and says, and he's texted me like seven gray texts before this. And he says, I think there's an echo in here.

Which is a very funny thing to say. Hilarious. Honestly. And I'm not going to lie, I'm going to use it. So Zach, Brad, whatever your name is. Cece. Yeah. Whatever your name is.

Thank you so much, honestly, for that joke. And I said, oh, do you? Ha ha ha ha. And he goes, I've never blindly texted so much someone so much in my life. Like, I don't know if this girl's feeling me or not. I need a heat check. Blah, blah, blah. She's not feeling you.

You sent her meat. Yeah. And stalked me down i go you're funny i truly appreciate it he goes all this shit like this whole conversation like do you appreciate it blah blah i'm just like clowning him back and then he goes where are you though well if i did not learn my lesson and i go i'm not at off sunset but how funny you should have told him like a really funny place you're my fucking soulmate for that he goes I love that where are you though I'm at home in my

underwear I'm not showing up if you have to tell someone that you've been on one date with that you're not going to show up to where they are. You're a fucking murderer. That is, if there were a color redder than red. Murderer. Murderer. And I go, I'm at Disneyland. He's like Anaheim, 48 minutes. He says, fuck off. I said, I'm on Magic Mountain wearing a poncho meet me under the castle.

You are hilarious. And it just kept going going and he was like clowning me and then he texted me randomly and said i bet you're super close to my house and i go actually i'm on space mountain you're like matterhorn is amazing yeah don't know what a fucking creeper anyway i'm never getting on him so then he sent me like 17 texts his His last one just says, Tan, my integrity wanes. With like a little sad emoji. I mean, he sounds like he's an intellectual. Very smart guy. Like what's wanes?

Smart for you. Like I know what wanes means, but like I would never use it in a sentence. No, and also was just like, no, texting me is so smart. And that's what sucks is I love a smart guy being like, how's your clandestine suave? Me too, but like when we were talking about like overlooking things,

that is not overlookable. That is a block your number. I never see you again. I actually should block him. I should do it right now.