Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 7: Episode 7: Hunter's Crazy Ex Made Tana Mad

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke discuss their new house, Hunter's wild encounter with his ex, and Tana's crazy rideshare driver. This episode is sponsored by Cerebral (http://www.cerebral.com/tana) Parade (http://www.yourparade.com/tana), Apostrophe (http://www.apostrophe.com/tana), and Blue Chew (http://www.bluechew.com offer code Tana) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Cancel. Don't remember doing this at all. can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else is canceled sup cunts welcome back to another episode of the god cast i just said that the first time and it didn't hit and it didn't land the first time and then she did it again. She made them run it back and then she did it again. We're shooting at night right now paying homage to the Late Late Show by

Dixie D'Amelio because I slept through today. She slept the entire day. If only she had some preparation for that. When I was up at 8am working and she's messaging me up, I was like, oh my god, let's go. You're up starting your day. She's like, mm like at 8 a.m. like working and she's like messaging me up. I was like oh my god let's go T like you're up starting your day. She's like mm-mm haven't slept.

No I slept for like 30 minutes but then I woke up. Chris was getting water next to me and I screamed at him for it and then started the day off on a really high note fighting about water. I woke up early. I planned my whole day around being here for the podcast at 3 o'clock.

I did my laundry so that yeah and it early. I planned my whole day around being here for the podcast at three o'clock. I did my laundry so that, yeah. And it was. I honestly. I'm a failure today. And I just want to I want to start this podcast off by apologizing to the both of you. Thank you. I can only hold myself accountable. I can only hold myself accountable.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I was an absolute piece of shit today. Really glad we didn't have a guest. Me too. What are we, chopped liver an absolute piece of shit today. Really glad we didn't have a guest. Me too. What are we, chopped liver? Your schedules don't matter. They matter, and I'm really sorry, guys.

I really fumbled that bag. Hunter's leaving for tour in like seven days, and I'm so sad. I'm hoping it gets canceled. I'm like, break a leg, Jaden. Literally. Yeah, it's a little sad. We're actually all about to go to Dallas, though, together. Tana and I talked in, I was going to say Irish.

We talked in southern accents last night all night, like fully in the restaurant to the Uber driver. Should we do that podcast like this? What did you say to the Uber driver? She was like, can you please roll up the windows? It's colder than LA. I heard that. You said you're tougher than that. No, was like, can you please roll up the windows? It's colder than I heard that you said you heard it deeper than Helen Keller. No, I said, sir, can you please turn up the volume? I'm about as hard as hearing as Helen Keller. Is that ableist? Not ableist

again. Oh my God. I feel like you're saying it now. I don't know. I'm scared. I thought it was funny. I love the Helen jokes. I mean, dude, no shade to Helen Keller. No shade. She seemed like a great girl. I still kind of think she was a myth. Do you think Helen Keller was real? No, I think it... Yeah. What? Why have you never seen... You don't think she was real?

She wasn't. I think the whole, like, flying the plane thing wasn't true. Helen is in the air for half an hour and says she feels more physical freedom than ever in her life. Like, bitch, you're just trying to be Amelia Earhart. I'm so sorry. Wait, who came first, Helen Keller or Amelia Earhart? Who came first? The chicken and the egg, baby.

Not me starting off this podcast, but shading Helen Keller. Oh, my God. Yeah, Brooke and I went out last night, like, all night. Lila had a party for the one-year anniversary of her having a vagina,

a pussy party. And Brooke and I went a little crazy, but then she's way more responsible than me, so she woke up, and yeah. Well, I thought I had the podcast at 3 o'clock. I'm like, I got to be up right and early tomorrow. I have so many things to do. She kept going, come on, cancel your lift, cancel your lift.

Stay a little longer. A little bad. We were with Ethan from Shameless last night. People hate so much when any female hangs out with him. It's crazy. I know, because people really, like,

are territorial over it. Like, he has, like, a very, very, like, cult vibe. It's honestly the most insane thing

I've ever seen fan base-wise. I think he has the most insane fan base I've ever seen, ever. See, I've never seen the show, but when we initially were going to hang out with him,

we were with, like, Savannah, a friend of mine, and she was, like, freaking out. Like,

oh my God, you don't understand. Like, he's, like, the best character. He's so hot. And every time he goes anywhere, people freak the freak the fuck like every waiter last night was just

like man so much respect to you loved you you know what i mean like loved you and shameless he was with a girl last night this happened with several girls too in la that you both hate that are psychos crazy girls but i thought they were hot and i wanted to fuck them so i was like super nice to them one time and now they like follow us around everywhere they're such pick me's they're crazy usually they grow one of them dm'd me the other day damn which one i'm like who oh my god that's a main one oh my god the other day i was supposed to with this pick me girl i was supposed to do like a an interview because she like works at this um like entertainment outlet like you know what i mean like entertainment tonight or something like that and i was supposed to do it

and I called her and I was like hey like I'll be there in an hour like what's it about and then she like told me what it was about and like it just sounded

so bad and then four minutes later I had Paige text her like actually we're feeling sick we can't come art and it was

it was a little bad that's a beautiful story it was terrible I mean I do that a lot bail I think that we all have realized that for sure but Hunter come on hunter yes i think that our night last night was it was pretty it was pretty normal took the back seat to what hunter was doing for sure like we just we

had a normal friend group hectic you know lila's pussy celebration but hunter was you were at this little like very small gathering of like 10 people. It sounded like I was like shitting on you. Like you were at this very small. I didn't mean that. This loser ass party. That's not what I meant. But you were at this small gathering.

And a couple of weeks ago, Hunter and Brooke went out without me. And they come back to the house. This is when we were still at David's. And Brooke comes in, blacked out, narcs out Hunter within the first 10 seconds. Hunter saw his ex. He paid $100 to get her into the club. Oh, my God. And then to be clear,

I thought everybody was going to think it was funny. I don't have a lot of like backstory. I wasn't around when she was in your life at all. And I don't, I didn't know what disdain you had for her. So I come in and I'm like, you guys are going to love this one. You will not believe who was with us tonight. And Hunter like, and I'm like, you guys are going to love this one. You will not believe who was with us tonight. And Hunter like.

And I just started. And Tana just started fuming. I was fuming. I was so angry because I hate. First of all, I'm very protective of you. I hate. Sorry. I forgot.

I just a little ASMR burp for you. It's my phobia. I hate when someone's shitty to you. And I'm so protective over you. And I think that you've also given this person so many chances to wake up and smell the goddamn motherfucking roses and stop being absolutely just terrible. And I also hate the gaslighting terrible. The girls are like, he is a player. He ruined my life. When like you did so many things to him to trigger him and to ruin his life and just like make him feel like shit.

And like and you're still doing it and you're putting out all this shade in the public eye. And then like any time you would even remotely defend yourself. It's like, you know what I mean? Most of the time it's not worth it to me to defend myself. I just feel like before you get into your Missy Fowl moment, I just want to yell at you. I want to yell at you this whole podcast actually. Yeah, fuck what you were saying. Literally fuck you.

Fuck me. All right, fuck me. No no but I started yelling at you and then we're for hanging out with her out of pain like why are you doing that why are you paying for her to get into a club and obviously Hunter's defense was again good guy Hunter I'm just trying to be on good terms with her I'm trying to like remind her like that

I'm this good person and like I commend you for that you're the bigger person but then in the backyard Hunter starts screaming at me a group of people at least I'm not a cheater at least i'm not a cheater at least i'm not a cheater i mean you cheat one time one time or four or last week no i'd last podcast people absolutely cooked me for being so open about times that i've cheated but i mean i think people don't realize like i'm just gonna be honest about life like we all make mistakes i respect that about you because if you came on

here and you were like oh my god i would never everyone would be like babe yeah no and there's obviously i've had great relationships where i'm loyal to people and i love them but at the same time if someone's shitty like i i i have that in me i'm not hunter the bigger person doesn't always shine through um but hunter was sick at me for being mad at him but then last night he went to this event and one of the 10 people there was his ex. And I just want to hear about it. You were with Demi too.

And Demi was, Demi was honestly like, what's the word? Cause I don't want to put Demi in a weird place, like sick at the fact that you were being treated like this. Cause obviously Demi knows how much I love you and like how good of a person you are and like has seen you in a good light and so it was it was it was funny seeing even Demi Lovato stick up for Hunter I was like can we finally talk about this on the podcast

um yeah I mean I went to go shoot it was just an event to shoot um and I found out I saw the guest list before and I was like all right cool I see her name put my dick in four my ex is here I see there's a lot of girls you've nutted on there. I want to see the guest list. There's one other person I've ever hooked up with that was there. You told me three on the phone. No, he's a fucking liar. What is wrong with you?

I thought we were being honest here. We're all on edge today. It was one other person. Anyways. Anyway, so I see the guest list. I see her name's on it. I'm like, listen, I want to be... Fuck you both.

I'm like, I want to be the bigger person, and I'm going to give her a call or a text and be like, hey, just so you know, I'm shooting this event. If you feel uncomfortable, I'm not going to shoot it. How could you text her? I thought she blocked you. They unblocked each other when he was kind to her. Yeah, after we went to that thing, whatever,

when we all were out at that bar and I got her in. No, she blocked you the next day you it was like Twitter But then I realized that I just stayed blocked on Twitter. She didn't unblock. Oh, and then she got a new phone I guess so like yeah anyways After that whole thing I thought we were on good terms because I took care of her that night She needed help getting home. I hope you're getting home. Everything is a frequent problem. Yeah, sorry. I'm just hung go So I help I help her do all stuff so my guy so with there's no way that we can be on bad terms now After we talked about everything anyway, so I call her my kid. So, you know, I'm shooting this event if you're comfortable

I won't shoot it. It's all good. Just let me know Didn't have to do that, but I did anyways and I would suck your own dick a little more Oh my god, of course like no worries at all like literally like we're so good like no stress at all blah blah talk for like 10 minutes maybe long talk Probably talk for like 30 minutes about it and I'm like or it's about life and I'm like cool all good Look, I'll see you. I can't believe y'all had it. That makes it even more sickening They all had like a life talk before she fucking... Yeah, and then after that, still, she called me again

at a later time, just being like, she was going through some stuff. I'm like, hey, I'm here for you if you need anything. She didn't tell me what she was going through, but she was like... Which is awesome, because if so many of my exes did that, I would literally be like, suck my dick and rot. Yeah, I know. I don't know.

But I was telling her, I'm there if you need me, but she didn't explain what it was, so I didn't push it too hard. But at that point, I was like, there's no chance. It's not going to be chill at the event. We get to the event. Like I said, there's 10 or 12 of us there. She immediately starts talking shit about me to every single person.

Going in separate groups, just shit talking me. Blacked out. Yeah, blacked out. I'm walking into each room. So I'm taking photos. And everyone's just like, I'm just trying to do my job and I think that's even weirder that it's kind of like you're in a professional environment I also think it's not like that's a common theme you're like it's not like you're ever somewhere where everyone's like oh my god this guy this asshole

like everyone fucking loves you because you're like nice yeah I'm like and so it's like to create that it's just random you know I just don't think it's fair if you're like like she said it's a professional environment you're going in there and you're like trying to make a good name for yourself and like someone hired you and is paying you to be there and do a good job so it's like to put you in an uncomfortable position that's like just fucking around and convincing people who like definitely like you that you're like this devil and what was her tagline all night that you ruined her life yeah something like along those lines i was just like bro i didn't i didn't do anything

and we broke up because you were hitting triggers. You know, like that's what was the main point of it. And yeah, so it was just a horrible night in regards to everything she was doing.

I felt so uncomfortable. I couldn't do my job correctly. And what she keeps saying, she was like, I'm just airing her out. She kept saying like, as a joke, like boyfriend's about to pick me up

and make everyone laugh. I think that... Yeah, she kept on saying that she has a new boyfriend who's picking her up like around me. And then so I'd like as a joke like boyfriend's about to pick me up like making everyone laugh i think that yeah she kept on saying that she has a new boyfriend who's picking her up like around me and then so i'd like have a reaction obviously i didn't have a reaction but everyone else outside is like she obviously they're all new friends to her too they're she didn't know them before either so she had to air out the idea of me being a crazy ex and then go in on the aspect she has a new boyfriend but do you agree that this is more like I feel like this is making her look like a crazy

ex? I don't know. I don't have any room to defend myself because I'm not going to go up to each girl and be like, hey, you mind if I pull you aside real quick? It's a weird situation. But yeah, so pretty much she kept on doing that. Everyone's very uncomfortable towards me because of it.

It wasn't like very uncomfortable, but I could feel attention. But today the owner of the house of of the party called you it was like that was really weird she made me super uncomfortable girl apologized and um and that was cool but anyway so i texted her today and i was just like i wasn't going to but i decided i'm gonna text her i was like yo what you did last night was really not cool um i thought we kind of were on good terms and yeah if it made her that uncomfortable she should have just said something when you first like prepped like beforehand exactly you gave her the opportunity to say it's also one thing to like sit with your bestie and talk shit but to go around a room for strangers like girls you barely know yeah like that's that's a little

fucking insane i mean like remember when you and i were besties and she was angry so she um hooked up with my ex and they'd paint together every day to spite us. Just me. I don't know about that one. But anyways, ultimately. Even now, Hunter's like so PC. He's like, honestly, I wish her the best. I did.

I told her that, too. I'm like, listen, regardless, I wish you the best. I'm always rooting for you. I just think it's like you cheated on her. It's like you lied to her. It's not like you were ever. You're not. You don't have It's not like you lied to her. It's not like you were ever. You're not. You don't have it in you to be mean to someone either.

You will leave a situation 10 times out of 10 before you're mean to someone. So it's like not to like just say this because I know there's two sides to every story. And I'm sure this is going to evoke some crazy like reaction. But it's like you're in my eyes, especially knowing you so well well like you're just mad he doesn't want to be with you and like that's strange I do that all the time are you kidding yeah been there I'm kidding

but like I don't know it just fuck I agree fucking A but you know moving on bigger better things all good on the bright side I was with my ex last night which one oh I did see that there's actually photo evidence if you... Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, we took photos. I forgot. Oh, my God, I was drunk. He's actually my, like, favorite ex. I always say this. He's mine, too. He's the only ex I... Well, not the only ex, but I didn't get to say...

Yeah, that was during Brooke and my fight that I was with him. So it was, like, you know. But he's,'s like probably one of the only exes of mine where i'm like like i can still be like you're a really good person you know what i mean yeah and his bestie's dating olivia rodriguez so i was asking him all about that last night it was so interesting and cool like i want to fucking be him so dallas dallas i'm so excited this is our last hurrah before hunter leaves yeah and we're going with all these crypto billionaires.

Hunter just put me onto the crypto billionaire world. So I met this guy recently. Very, very wealthy guy. And Brooke's like, oh, God, you know, I'm looking for someone. I'm like, oh, God, I found this amazing guy for you, Brooke. Brooke is sick. Anyways. He fell in love with me.

At the same exact time. I was going to go to a meeting with Tana. And I'm like, yo, T, this is going to be a great meeting for you. We can definitely do some cool business with these guys. Come on. Let's go. But you also told me and I and I and I quote. No, you just said do your thing.

Yeah. Which Hunter and Hunter. We know what her thing means. No. Yeah. Like, do you think my thing is just fucking toothless, gagless throat fuck? You think that my thing is not toothless? Not toothless. No No but I mean like

No so anyways I was speaking with this buddy We're going to dinner I was like yo T Do your thing Great guy We'll fucking kill it And so we go

Brooke is not at this dinner Unfortunately So T got her Her claws in a little early And Ended up just like the entire night Tana swooped in before me He literally told me that he had an eligible bachelor

Who happens to be 22 and a billionaire And I was like okay 22? I think he might be a little older I don't know He's a young billionaire My favorite type of person Obviously I'm still kind of in a relationship

It's a little on the rocks right now. I thought you guys were broken up. We're trying. But I'm not trying to air that out on the podcast. You know what I mean? Because by the time this comes out, they're back together. No, because. No, well, yeah.

But we're not trying to air it out on the podcast. Last time you guys broke up, you literally tweeted. Well, that's my point. He just left me. That's my point. I'm trying to not be like that anymore and air out my relationship troubles online. But I don't know. Anyways, we're going to Dallas with them.

Stop! No, we're not. Anyways, we're going to Dallas with a bunch of crypto billionaires and I'm excited to do that. I'm about to set up Brooke with other crypto billionaires and we love a good billionaire lifestyle. I'm literally so excited for Dallas,

especially last night. Talking in a Southern accent all night just made me really realize that that is something that I'm really good at being. It's funny because last night I was at dinner with Diablo, Ethan, Chris, and me, who all dated this Southern girl. And all of them-

Ethan dated her too. Ethan dated her too. Ethan dated her too. Diablo was sitting next to me, furious I was talking in a Southern accent because he was like, you are triggering me. Oh, yeah. She's like, Billy Ray. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It's so bad. I wish I, that's one. See, I keep some of my relationships off camera, right? That was off camera? That was not off camera. What are you talking about? In fact, I don't even think you ever put your phone down the whole time. If you squeeze that can one more time, I'm throwing it off this head.

I have anxiety. Are you on edge? Every five seconds, she's like. I actually always do that. I'm sorry. So we moved into a new house. We did. I want to discuss that.

I don't. I didn't even see it before we moved in. I know. Brooke is sick because it's a four bedroom house. But guess what? You get to move in. Well, we toured so many fucking five bedroom houses. And as you guys know from the past podcast, got turned down.

And then this was like the final option. It was like, take this or live under the freeway pass on Coanga. You know what I mean? That's where I live. Yeah. But Hunter's leaving. So you're going to live in his room while he's gone for sure. While he's gone.

Yeah. At least. That's like a pretty long time. Oh, you're like, I'm coming with him. No. Yeah. She's going to be in his pretty long time. That's a while. Oh, you're like, what, I'm coming with him? No, yeah, true. She's going to be in his bunk on the fucking tour bus. No, but what do you think

of the new house? I think it's cool. I like it. It's a good vibe. I think we all hang out. When everyone talks about it, their voice goes high-pitched, like, no, I love it.

No, I love it. It's cool. We all hang out in the living room. We never did that before. That's what it has. So that's cool. It's like similar. It was like a couple houses ago,

but that was like a really fun situation. Which I should have never moved from. No, I loved that house. I honestly almost wish I never moved out of my first house. Especially for the fact that David Dobrik moved in and now lives on that street. Had we just stayed neighbors and I never... Because moving into Weed Lake also fucked...

Being David Dobrik's neighbor, that is not in anyone's best interest. It's in mine. No sorry. I like your perspective. I just loved that house because it had such a like we would spend so much time all of us in the living room like playing games like we do like game night like all

the time. It was just fun. The new living room is kind of similar to that where it's like really open and there's room for everybody to sit so it's like i like that no i actually love this house it's just very funny because i'm not gonna lie it's not in the best area um and it's funny because it's like it's when people remodel a house they put a really nice house on a street of a bunch of really not nice houses like the houses next to us fully have fumigation, tarps, windows busted. One to our right has a hoarding problem. And there is their entire backyard just full.

There's a washer and dryer in their backyard and that's my view from my fucking bathroom. No, it's not safe. I was in the street actually the other day. She's like, I haven't left. No, I can't't what's the song these streets will make you feel brand new i recorded that tiktok with tana for when she's single again oh my god for the love of god sorry i love you very funny no we love chris he's our bestie i do

love him but um i did hear you crying the other night scream crying well it's because crying i was like going to get blankets from my friend who's visiting I'm like walking upstairs looking around for blankets so I'm like I hear like like literally I don't know what time it was like maybe like 3 a.m or 4 a.m do you know what happened and I hear Chris being like baby stop crying please please stop crying you're like I was like why are you scream crying we're not at our peak right now i can't lie i mean whatever this one was actually so dumb too because chris is such a little fucking sex addict the last chicken nugget no i mean we fought over water today like it's not like

but what we fought because chris always wants to have sex every second and i there's i'm not gonna lie like i'm a i'm a sexy freaky little bitch but sometimes i'm just like for the love of god like i don't even know and his dick is so big that like i feel like it like starts to hurt and i'm like over it and then he's like you don't want to fuck me i'm like be better with your dick then be better with your speaking of his dick ari just saw his dick yesterday it was traumatizing i was sucking chris's dick in my room. You owe him financial compensation. No, literally.

It was so bad. Ari walks in and goes, ah! And I was like, ew. Also, the other day I walked into your room at 8.30 a.m. And she was sucking dick again. No, I wasn't even sucking dick. We were watching porn. And I was like, died.

Oh, my God. Anyways, she thought that, she stole my charger the night before so i had to walk into your own wrist so i went to go grab it but she thought i was ryan warm kyla's brother who is so beautiful and if you weren't my assistant and she was like ryan ryan please close the door she'll be there in a second like wait, wait, it's like five minutes. Comes up with like a blanket covering her tits. And she's like, oh, it's you. And I was just like, yeah. It's just like, walk into your own room.

But she texted Ryan being like, I'm sorry you saw me naked. Like, I didn't mean it. He just wasn't there. Yeah, right. She's like, you're welcome for the free show. I'm just happy you saw me naked. But I fully thought it was Kylo's brother. So I was freaking out.

But no no but the other night we were yeah he like wanted to fuck and then and i still wanted to fuck but i was just like i don't know do it differently and then i said a sentence i should not have said i i was like i'm toxic i know i said a really toxic sentence i was like i'm just gonna go to bed and think about other people fucking me and then he was trying to leave. Jail. Jail. You literally belong in jail for that. No, I mean. There are so many things you say. To be fair, he says toxic sentences to me all the time. He's been, literally every time we fight,

he's like, are we better off as friends? I'm like, no. That's not a toxic sentence at all. You literally said, I'm thinking of fucking people better than you. No, that's not what I said. I said, I'm thinking, I'm going to fall asleep thinking of other people

fucking me. You didn't make it better. I do that. You thought you were going to make it better, but you didn't. You didn't make it better. Okay. Honestly, I shouldn't have said it. Obviously, that's why I was crying.

I was like, chill out. Like, I'm sorry. You don't say chill out. Okay, I know. I know. There's so much more context. This does make me sound bad, and I love Chris so much, so I don't want to like. Right, of course.

He's a great guy. I hope we're always friends, and he's the best, and I hope we can work it out, too. But God, we have to. What's your next topic I love Chris Miles there's nothing and back to you Jeff in the studios

someone with the weather oh my so that's we need to start having a weather segment like when we cut shit like someone doing the weather segment

should we just do the fucking weather which means he doesn't love me I would give my last I actually only have like four but one of those. I would give my last dollar. I actually only have like four. One of those four. I would give all four dollars I have to see Tana do the crate challenge.

I really want to do it. No one on my team will let me, but I like absolutely does. My manager off camera is like absolutely. Imagine Tana like in a full body cast. Like Tana with a broken femur. You broke your femur once. I did.

I was in a full body cast. That would have been so funny. I had just my arms out all the way down, both legs, with a broken femur. You broke your femur once. I did. I was in a full body cast. That would have been so funny. I had just my arms out all the way down, both legs, a bar between my legs. I forgot this ever happened. Imagine the field day

we were out today. Did you never jack off? I was in a fucking cast. He cuts a hole. Did anyone ever suck your dick in the cast? It was literally a fourth grade.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I swear to God, I feel like you weren't in fourth grade. We cannot sexualize fourth grade hunters. Well, I'm not trying to. I thought you were older. I swear to God, I feel like you weren't in fourth grade. We cannot sexualize fourth grade hunters. Well, I'm not trying to. I thought you were older.

I swear I remember hearing the story about you being in a full body cast and someone whose name rhymes with hill sucking your dick. Oh my God. Oh my God. Should we talk about her? That was my, she ruined my life too. Yeah. It's so crazy that Brooke and Hunter kind of went to college together.

We did go to college. Yeah. I wish we knew each other. It's so strange. My of went to college together. We did go to college together. I wish we knew each other. It's so strange. My ex-girlfriend was, Brooke was the assistant to my ex-girlfriend. Yeah, so she was a recruitment chair and I was like membership, like I was her assistant. Notoriously the craziest bitch at the college. She was evil to me. But she was also a super genius.

So brilliant, so beautiful. She was like the cool, like I looked up to her so much. She fucking hated me. Wanted me dead. And I was her assistant and she was dating Hunter. So I knew Hunter, but Hunter didn't know me. Yeah. I had no idea.

It's kind of crazy. No, it was a long time. You don't have to rub it in. Yeah. I fucking like didn't know her at all. Zero show. Literally a nobody. Okay.

But what I really want to move on to now is something that really upset me this week no it's actually not that bad so i was so to preface really quickly i don't have an uber account or a lyft book is sick um i don't have a lyft account um why don't you have it can you honestly because i my cards like my cards never work when debo cards and like my Lyft and Uber. Literally I'm going broke. I'm Austin McBroom. Why do I do this every week? Kyla's like 35, 26.

It's so funny the podcast notes. Oh my god. Wait you were so close. We're at 34, 12. Oh shit. Wow. Love that. So I my Uber and Lyft just never work because my cards never work work so i'm at the point now where i use brooks lyft like every time i get in a car they're like for brook i'm like yes that's me um and then every week brook sends kyla an invoice i wake up every morning with thousands of dollars

in uber charges because she's like uber x it's like to taco bell to the next taco bell to the next taco bell i'm like it's a poppy to someone house. And I'm the brokest one in the group. I'm like, somebody else. But you have an amazing Lyft repertoire. And I'd love to be. No, and my rating goes down like 10 points every single time she gets in. Truly. I'm sorry.

But speaking of your rating going down, the other day, I went to see Lil Wayne at this concert after he slid in my DMs. Just want to say that again, because I'll never get over it. No, make sure they know. He slid in my DMs. want to say that again because I'll never get over it make sure they know he slid in my DMs I love him so much wish something could happen about that

and keep in mind I went to a concert and I didn't even DM him like you did so good daddy you didn't tag him in your story so it's the same thing I didn't tag him

yeah you did no I didn't I saw it because I'm low touchy I didn't tag him I swear to God I'll go back through my history I swear to God

no but you know why I know is because I remember I dare her to do it right now I swear to God I swear to God I literally swear to God I swear to God no but you know why I know is because I remember I swear to God I swear to God I literally swear to God I swear to God because I remember being there

being like who's gonna drop dead because she keeps I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God no but I swear because I remember

being like fuck I didn't tag him like he doesn't know I was there here go ahead it's in the archives but um no no no

just go to your guys' text messages oh period one second one second I got you I swear to God um but anyways say it one more time so I went can you stop God's like Your guys' text messages. Oh, period. One second, one second. I got you. I swear to God.

But anyways. Say it one more time. So, I went. Can you stop? God's like, check the fuck out of my name. No, look. Not one story mentioned.

Oh my God, she's right. I swear to God. I'm sorry. I keep doubting. This is another story of when I doubt you. She's about to tell a story about the time I doubted her. Yeah, everyone just fucking doubts me.

It's ridiculous. So, but I've always said every time I've ever- The boy who cried wolf. I am the girl who cried wolf. But I've always said that whenever I see Lil Wayne, there's like a stigma of bad luck around it. Either he cancels the show.

I've been to eight shows where he canceled. You and I were at one at Rolling Loud in Miami where I was bawling in the fucking rain with you because I only went to Miami to see him and then he canceled. I went to Vegas several times for festivals and he canceled. I would cry every several times for festivals and he canceled. I would cry every time.

It's so tragic. But I've always said, so if I see him, something bad, I'll always have bad luck after seeing him. Because if I get the good luck of seeing him, I'm going to have bad luck after. It's like a whole thing. I swear to God. And I was already going to miss it. I guess the people throwing the event was my agency on Rulie who do my OnlyFans.

Subscribe. Sorry. Tentacon Wild. That was so so ugly i didn't need to do that um but they were doing it they texted me like 30 minutes before like lil wayne's going on in 30 minutes and so i was sick i was like god i wish i knew about this all day so i got ready in two seconds looked fucking absolutely beat got there so much problems with the sprinter barely got in saw him and i remember thinking to myself like fuck i like you know i didn't like the look you two exchanged it threw me off no they're literally shit talking to their faces it's fine i deserve it it's fine um moving on um so i saw him and i remember thinking like fuck like i'm surprised i made it i made it by the minute he walked on like he was driving in before me. And I was like, fuck. Like, thank God I made it.

And so afterwards, I get in this Uber. And it's so annoying, too, because we ordered another one. And I was like, no, we're taking mine. And I get in. Who else had an Uber account that could have been used at this time? Chris. But I was like, mine's here a minute sooner, so we're taking mine. And I get in, and it's like this old man. And he turns to us, and he's like, do you guys like Rod Wave?

The rapper. And this man is old and like you know what i mean it was so weird and i was like yeah i like him and he's like i'm gonna play my music so then he like it's weird it's a weird demeanor like for sure that's my new favorite word demeanor loving it um and so it's it's super weird and so he puts on rod wave and we start driving and then i'm like can i roll my window down and he like won't unlock it and he just like he we just had a conversation like it's very clear like it's there's no language barrier

or anything weird like it's not like I'm like yelling at him we're in a small car and he's just ignoring me and so after like five times I'm like can I please roll my window down and so then he lets me roll my window down and then I don't know when anything's weird and the vibe is weird I start intentively watching them

and I was high as fuck. So my paranoia was just on 10 obviously. And I mean, but whatever. So I'm, I'm intensively watching him and he can tell. So he keeps staring at me through the like rear view mirror. And I'm very weird.

I think when an Uber driver is staring at me, I'm like, I'm going to stare back at you because you have to assert your dominance or they'll fucking kill you. 100%. So he's like staring at me. I'm staring back, whatever. And then I look at his phone and it's in like a holder in the middle of the car and he's texting and he's like they're like someone's texting like can you come right now and he's like i'm with two people and then like you know like there are two

people in my car and then they're like so what and then he's like okay i'm coming like i'm bringing them like fully like texting this person saying i swear to god i swear to god texting i hate you hunter it still doesn't believe me so say i hate you saying that he'll just like bring us no no no he is he's like they can come with me like i don't remember what he said and then the person sends the address and he's like okay and i'm seeing him type this address into his maps and like whatever and then it's just weird and i keep staring at him and i like roll my window down further he like rolls the sunroof out and he's like staring at me and it's weird and then chris is obviously just so oblivious and i'm like yeah like like literally chris is just

paying no attention like and i'm like i'm in this alone like i'm gonna fucking die like it's i love chris to death and like i know he's he he's like crazy like he's like a rapper like i could see him like stabbing someone like takes a little knife everywhere and shit but at the same time i could see someone just taking like a fucking what's the word like chloroform and just like killing us you know what i mean like this chloroform like the not that's what's it called when they stab you with the injection you pass out and then you wake up like oh no like you wake up like tied up and so i was like you know looking at him texting this person and then he's looking at the map and he keeps, you know, like when a Lyft driver like swipes to end the ride,

like how in their app they can be like drop off. He keeps going to swipe to end the ride while we're driving down the road. And that's the first thing they're going to do if they're going to murder you is end the ride because then it looks like you got out. And like, it's a whole thing. I swear to God, I swear to God, like that they're going to end the ride there. So it's like you got out. And so he keeps swiping in the ride.

And at one point he goes to swipe to end it. And I go, uh, sir. And he goes like, just like, you could see his eye. Like he didn't think I was watching him. And I fully audibly said, uh, sir, like as you just swiped me to end it. And then he just like continues, doesn't say anything. It's so fucking weird. And then it's like the maps are telling him where to go.

And it keeps, he keeps missing turns, keeps going like actively the wrong way actively the wrong way and it just keeps rerouting and the time keeps going up so then that's when i call you guys and that's when i was in the car on the phone just being so obsessed i was like this is so weird whatever and then eventually he was supposed to get on the freeway and he was about to not turn for it and i was like like he's about to not turn for it and then like i can see he's not turning for the freeway and i go like oh, oh, sir, right here, whatever. And then he like whips a brick and turns down like Rodeo. And he just starts going down Rodeo.

And then I'm like, excuse me, sir. Like, where are you going? And Chris is just sitting like, you know, what's going on? And then he sees that I'm like, like, what are you doing? And then he starts to make a U-turn to like get back on the freeway. And then he texts the person. Then he's texting me like, I'm almost there. And so I literally opened the door while the car is moving on rodeo and i told chris before we got in the car please have my purse because like okay i have your purse like i'm

holding your purse and so then i'm like like he starts turning on rodeo so i get out of the moving vehicle fully on rodeo i'm like i can't do this anymore he's like what are you doing what are you doing i'm like i'm getting out thank you so much and so i get out and then we get out and we're sitting on rodeo and i look at ch and I go, do you still have my purse? And then, of course, he's like, no. And how dare he? I get I get like obviously the frantic nature of the moment of me just getting out of a moving car, I'm sure jarred him to the point that he wasn't thinking like, oh, I need her

bag, you know? And then, of course, I'm sitting on the side of the road and Chris is just like, are you fucking kidding me? But I'm like, I don't care. I've almost died in so many Ubers. You've been on the phone with me several times where I've gotten out of moving Ubers. Like if you say weird shit to me, if you try to touch me, are you fucking kidding me? But I'm like, I don't care. I've almost died in so many Ubers. You've been on the phone with me several times where I've gotten out of moving Ubers. Like if you say weird shit to me,

if you try to touch me, if you're staring at me in the viewfinder, if you're texting about me, if you're trying to end the ride, if you're just weird, like I'm going to get out. I don't want to. And I've almost died in Ubers. Like obviously back in the day, I wasn't like an Uber blacker.

I was an Uber Xer. So, and in Vegas you would get people with like gunshots in their cars. Word to the old story time, just crazy shit. And so I get out. I'm sick. I call fucking Hunter and Brooke, and I'm just sick. And Hunter's just on the phone being so mean to me.

Anyways, she called me in the car, and we just wouldn't say anything. She was like this. I'm like, you have to be so fucked up. the car and we just wouldn't say anything she was like this and I can vouch that's exactly we thought she we thought you were literally like obliterated I thought you know I was out of your mind fucked up you couldn't speak and you're just like and I'm like where's Chris you're like he's next to me I'm like Chris speak he is not speaking I was like Chris if you're in the car speak you're like Chris is here and he's not talking cuz I was like Chris if you're in the car speak you're like Chris is here, and he's not talking cuz I was like all right, so wait she kept looking at us like

Why was trying? We're doing that it was so it with the energy was so strange when I'm drunk We so blacked out that you just are being paranoid 100 and I get what you're saying cuz like blacked out me is very silent like can't talk Yeah, but I was trying to like say like help me through my she was giving like i'm about to get murdered eyes but we were getting very much like i'm but so hunters on the phone me just like you're fucking nuts you're fucking crazy like i can't and then i'm just trying to get my product bag back at this point i'm like okay and so i called

brooke she didn't answer um times. You didn't call me. I did. I'll go through my call log. Should I literally be right again? I'm loving this. She's lying. She was going to Hunter.

Is Brooke there? And Hunter kept saying, Brooke's not here. And I was sitting there like, Sunday? Here's the call. Here's the call. Here's the call.

You just made that up. Check the time. We talk 20 times a day. What do you mean? Oh, no, no. 9.40 p.m. Stay safe. 9.40?

It was way later than 9.40 p.m. You guys. 9.40? It was way later. It was way later than 9.40 p.m. You guys are sick and liars. And that's not even true. Go check the time. Brooke was in the room. You kept saying, where's Brooke? No, and I'm like, where's Brooke?

I need her to go in her Lyft account and tell him. Because the easiest way to get your stuff back is obviously. I knew what was about to happen. So I was going like this to Hunter. I was like, ugh, I don't want to deal with this. No, and Hunter's fully pretending like Brooke isn't there. And I know she's there. And I'm just sick.

Because the easiest way to get your shit back is in the, in the minute that, like, they're driving away. So they can, like, turn around. So I'm like, can you guys please help me? Hunter won't fucking help me. I'm sick. I'm so pissed. We were helping you. She already did do the reach out.

She did the whole thing. I quietly, on my own time, I reached out to Lyft support to get her bag back. And it took a couple days. I went back and forth with them for a really, honestly, long like the guy finally like reached out to me yeah and when he did also we were i mean no but i get home too and they're weird vibes i get home and lift oh yeah by the way this was never this story is not an uber story this was a lyft story fair but we should say that it's not though because two different companies i think lyft is less sketchy than uber most of the time too It's cheaper

But I don't know Because Lyft You have to do more Background checks So the drivers Are usually like that Who told you Fuck off

Literally go Fuck yourself Go absolutely Fucking jerk your dick And fuck yourself And no but I get home And they're all weird vibes I can just tell

They're like annoyed at me And they're like this bitch Well I'm frustrated It's not weird vibes But I was frustrated Because No offense You're kind of known for exaggerating stories i thought like okay this girl was gonna make it home like perfectly fine she was probably

just like honestly like kind of i think i thought you were too drunk i was like she was probably just like reading the situation wrong and she's gonna ruin my uber rating or lyft ruin my lyft i understand get me banned from Lyft. And I'm going to get some kind of like outrageous charge for her like literally damaging a vehicle because she jumped out on a moving road. To be fair, I honestly understand that because I can be dramatic and I can whatever. But I swear to God, I know I'm crazy, but I really I think I have a lot of PTSD from going through a lot of weird shit.

Like obviously that comes to my life. People are just fucking weird. It's always been that way. I don't know. I have bad luck. My intuition's on 10 if someone's going to kill me. fair and then but at the time yeah i was just frustrated i'm like now i'm gonna have to go through the trouble of getting this girl's bag back because lord knows doesn't matter this girl that's the thing someone this girl someone pointed out to me like hello like she's on

your lyft account she can access the same support that you can. And you actually could have fully done it yourself. But I'm also just, I have one brain cell and it kept giving me her phone number. Brooke, this is yours to handle. And I just accepted it because that's a part of my life. I love you. Thank you. Thank you. But then she started texting this man to get her bag back.

And he's like, sorry, I'm napping. And she's like, have a good nap, which I would never say. Well, no, no, no. It was already weird. Weird vibes. He texts me and he goes hey i found your bat i go oh my god thank you so much doesn't respond for a couple hours and i go so how do i get it back and he texts me he goes i'm napping right now i'm like okay like first of all you don't have to say that you could have just waited another couple hours to respond and then been like hey i'm back on professionalism but i'm napping right now so i'm like that's kind of weird i'm gonna be weird back i was in a silly goofy mood so i was like have a

good nap i go have a good nap i probably maybe i set the tone you for sure set the tone oh okay no you allowed him to think there is i'll hit her back with something better there is no justification for the unprofessionalism he literally sends me back a picture of him shirtless woman shirtless the woman in bed it was the craziest in bed and then hunter comes upstairs running like did you see the text and i thought you just texted him not the group chat i didn't see it to be fair um and i'm like are you fuck you guys like it really took this man sending like a naked selfie in bed with a bitch for you guys to believe you that he was like a little bit of a creepy i did apologize after that and said i'm so sorry the guy was very weird and i'm glad you used your

intuition and got out of the car and i got my bag back i got your bag back um but yeah i got her bag back yeah you got my bag back yeah to be fair um but it was just bad it was a bad experience i really need to drive i'm so but not that i ever could like you don't need to drive because even if that was a situation you had a car you still wouldn't be driving because you Why wasn't drunk I was high but still you shouldn't She was something for sure something was up I Smoked a blunt at Lil Wayne crucify me But yeah, I just I hate

And fuck you both for thinking I'm fucking honestly I Honestly, I do feel bad for doubting you. You have to admit that you do, like, you have a tendency to exaggerate a little bit, especially, like, for a good story. Get the fuck out of here. Come on.

Listen, I'm trying to get the benefit out here. You were the girl who cried wolf. Literally, you will turn, like, a story. It'll be like someone hands you a pizza

and she'll be like, someone beat my ass. Someone already chucked a pizza at my fucking head. So, like, we're die-dubs. My natural reaction is, no matter what you're telling me,

I'm always going to take it with a grain of salt. And honestly, it taught me a valid lesson that I don't really need to exaggerate because I think enough crazy shit happens to me. Exaggerate on your YouTube channel, babe. Don't exaggerate to us. I don't mean to be. I really, that's how I perceive things.

But that's the tragic part. You know what I mean? I'm just dramatic. That's the tragic part is i you know what i mean i'm just yeah that's that's a thing like it's actually her actual level of like level of perception she like really views everything like i've done that where i start to believe my own stories that i tell and they're not true i definitely think it's like the way i was raised i was raised by very dramatic like turbulent people and i've tried to be better at that i've been in a lot of situations where i exaggerated and it bit me in the ass but I still definitely it's my downfall.

Speaking of the way No, are you kidding? It's a great thing. That's how you were so successful. But like don't do that in real life because then you're

going to get fucked by an Uber driver and be in his basement and no one's going to fucking care. Can we please What did you just say? What did you just fucking say?

Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. That's me and Hunter's favorite joke but I think we take it to the grave yeah just the grave one anyways what do you got next

I don't know which one it was what do you got next was it the glasses no something like that the Scott Disick thing was so wild so fucking wild

so wild I have to know what he was thinking like when he did that because I've had situations like that but it's like I feel like had he never had a conversation with Eunice beforehand

should we explain like what happened yeah so Courtney yeah basically Courtney there was a photo of Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker in Italy and she's like straddling him on a boat they're like making out Scott Dissick sends it to Eunice who's Courtney Kardashian's ex and says

like can you believe this chick can you believe that's a mother of your children that's implying that she's just being out like embarrassing like saying like right in the middle of italy like outside like so embarrassing expecting eunice apparently like to be like but even though scott shit on eunice right like so yeah that's the thing and like like, it's not like they had like a relationship prior to this. He literally just, I guess, expected him to be like, oh my God. Yeah, that's so embarrassing. Like, ew, that's. Which it wasn't.

It literally was not embarrassing at all. Like it was just her like. It's a couple being together and having a good time. Yeah, and it clearly was like not a set up paparazzi shot. It was like them on like a boat or something. Yeah. And it was that. I think that's so strange.

Like for real. I think obviously everyone always talks about how Scott Disick is childish. But like that is or something. Yeah. And it was, I think that's so strange. Like for real, I think obviously everyone always talks about how Scott Disick is childish, but like that is so childish. I just, imagine how embarrassed he feels. Like he, he like went out on a whim

and was like, you know what, Eunice, like we're going to bond over this. And Eunice was like, bro, like she's happy. She was like,

I'm not your bro one. And also I'm about to post this exact screenshot. That's so embarrassing. I just know he's hurting. I feel bad for him. But honestly, fucking mind your own business. And also I'm about to post this exact screenshot. That's so embarrassing. I just know he's hurting. I feel bad for him. But honestly, fucking mind your own business. Kourtney's happy. Travis Barker's so hot.

And your girlfriend's literally 17. So I'm just like, oh. No, fuck. I mean, and did you see Lisa Rinna too? I love Lisa Rinna. And honestly, I love you, Amelia. I'm sorry. No, Amelia's great.

So is Delilah. But Lisa Rinna's their mom. And they have a reality show. And it's Delilah Bell and Amelia. Delilah and but Lisa Rinna's their mom and they have a reality show and it's Lisa um Delilah Bell and Delilah and Amelia Hamlin Scott's girlfriend and she was like I you know me and my husband never want to give the word of marriage but if Delilah wanted to get married right now we love her boyfriend like we love them together and Lisa Rinna literally like verbatim said like but Amelia I can't really say that like why scott disick why not harry she said why not harry styles like scott disick really and she's like close with chris jenner like she's a she's a real housewife like she's like an icon she's in that scene but she was like why the fuck

is it scott disick like why did it have to be no i saw this tiktok too the other day like coming for scott and leonardo like fully saying like you've never like showing all their relationships with people who are like 18 to 20 and it's so wild like i don't think either one of them ever dated someone over 20 it is weird though like i i don't think of it as weird because honestly if scott disick wanted to date me tomorrow i'd be like okay where and when like i he's he's hot to me whatever but it is like what do they talk about what can you possibly like how like do their conversations go what do they rate like relate to each other on i mean well i know what it's like to be with like a super older guy and you're just like they're so

mature and they're always telling you like i'm so like you're so mature you know what i mean like they make you think that like the reason why you're with them is because like you're so mature but like it's like not yeah you know what i mean i i but i definitely also write off the reason scott just like fully got at me and like when nothing ever like came about it and I swear to God I tell myself it's because I'm too old but that's like definitely not there's no way I would ever allow that to happen if Scott Disick got at me in any way like

oh my God I'd be a Kardashian already sincerely sincerely but I was about I won't even say it yeah yeah don't say that yeah never mind never mind different way to be a Kardashian oh no it's okay oh no hold it hold it out a little Yeah. Yeah, don't say that. Yeah, never mind, never mind. Different way to be a Kardashian. Guys, I have to pee. Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, no. I'm going to get in trouble.

Hold it out a little bit longer. No, I think I'm already like, I'm ready to get a kidney infection. We're almost done. Okay. Brooke has such a problem with not being able to hold your pee. Do you know that if you think about sex,

it makes you not have to pee? I don't think that's true. I swear to God, it's coming back. And also, I did one thing one time. I was in an Uber and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to pee myself, Tana. There's no question about it. I'm going to pee in your Uber and like

it's going to be a big mess and she won't let me forget it ever now every time I'll be like oh my god it's a beautiful Wednesday and she'll be like remember that time you literally had to pee in your Uber I think it's because I'm like I'm weirdly such a master at holding my pee like I'm holding it right now I have to pee so bad

yeah it's because you haven't drunk like had any a sip of water since you were like the of water i drink a lot of water i literally you can say i don't shower but i'm hydrated i'm just like the water's on the inside oh we got well not not so much you but i got roasted for for exposing you about the not showering thing we have accepted it and tana doesn't even smell bad or anything just so you know but we like i showered this week like everyone's like god that's not a real friend like exposing her like that it's a trauma response

it really is a trauma response no I swear to god I was so depressed growing up that I was like she's like yeah I'm gonna milk off that to be honest guys

she's like wait she's like that's so funny you said that you're right no but that scene in Euphoria where Zendaya's so depressed that she holds her pee

I relate to it constantly because I do that see I could never. Well, because the thing with ADHD is like you can't move. Like it's like a thing. Like you literally cannot. Like when you're depressed with ADHD, you can't like get something off the nightstand. Get yourself to do something.

You can't move. So I'll like hold my pee for hours and hours and hours. So depressed. Telling me like physical pain because it's like I'm that depressive. I've had too many kidney infections for that. I am not trying to go down that road again. I know. I'm surprised I don't get like. Because I do that literally constantly.

So I look down upon people who can't turn off the physical. Sorry. I'll know better next time. I'm just kidding. But I swear, if you think about sex, think about the best sex you've ever had. Right now. I don't think it's a good idea, actually, for me to think about it right now.

No, I'm serious. Close your eyes. No, I'm good. You don't want to try this exercise? I'm trying to help you grow. Very weird exercises to do. I swear it works. I swear to God it works.

I do it all the time. Who's the best sex you've ever had? In my whole life? Give us the first letter of his name. Honestly, the first person that came to my mind, but I don't know if it's true, is Banks. We had such good sex. But I mean, we just talked about it on his podcast. He brought up, he said I was the best sex he ever had.

You did talk about that for a little bit, to be honest. No, it was late. And then for a while, I thought it was Jay Alvarez, but his personality really did he coconut oil you he Was the first first initial of the best sex you've ever had Can you think of the person like off tops? No But now I just been fucked a lot. So there's definitely like a top five, maybe a top 10.

I don't even know. We should do one of those webs. I would love to do that. Like how every person links together. Oh, you should not do that. It's just like one line. Honey, everyone. Or one and just all over together.

No, it's like it's in categories of friend groups. Oh my God. How every person relates to what she's like sibling, sibling, of friend groups. Oh, my God. How every person relates to what she's like. Sibling, sibling, sibling. Dad. Oh, grandfather. I'm about to do that with the O'Neils. I swear to God.

I just want to. I'm sorry. You want to fuck Shaq? You know what I mean? To be like. Would you fuck Shaq? Well, I mean, wouldn't it be a fun thing? Yeah, it was like Kate, Miles.

I also fucked your dad. Oh, nipple. Nipple. You had it for a second. You showed it and then Nip slips are really Just my downfall The only other thing

That happened in pop culture This week I'm sick about So I don't know I mean congratulations 4-0 Kill it You know Yeah Jake did win his fight

Just kidding He honestly killed it His shorts were fucking stupid though It was actually very interesting Because I think he's never Really been punched in the face Like he got punched During the fight And he got like Rocked we were nervous there for a second like a few rounds in

we're like okay he's getting tired like and we're and of course i say i don't like jake but i was like obviously rooting for him but i almost tweeted that i bet on tyrone woodley i'm so glad i didn't i would look so fucking stupid it would have been a bryce hall situation yeah literally team tyrone oh god no no it was a good fight he came back and and won i was like let's go absolutely killed it It's been a Bryce Hall situation. Yeah, literally. Team Tyrone on God. Oh, God. No. No, it was a good fight. He came back and won. I was like, let's go.

Absolutely killed it. Apparently, he's also having a kid. He killed it. He could have done better on his little speech after. Right? You sent me that. Everyone's been sending me that. Him saying he's having a kid.

All the power to you. I don't know. He's definitely very kid-oriented. Like, whenever he's with someone, like, wants a kid. Yeah. Wants to be a dad. I don't think he'd be the worst dad. I think they would both be really great dads. If you got pregnant right now, would you want to have a kid? Do you think it'd be chill around him?

You know come out face to chill around who what do you mean? Look would it be a chill around this this time frame for you? Yeah I think it and I think having a kid entirely depends on the person that you're having kid with because you have to think about No matter what the rest of your life You're like absolutely time to that person and it's also about's life. Like you want them to be like raised in the best way. I think I'm definitely like, I was,

I was obviously not, you know, like my childhood, I like wish was different. So I mean like, I'm very like protective over that. Like I'm very like, I definitely,

I didn't want kids for so long, but then I was like, fuck it. I don't know. Now I like, I would have to get, I don't know if it's the best decision, but I feel like if you asked me like a while ago, I would have been like, oh my god, Tana would

be the worst mom. But I see you, Kiki, for example. Kiki's Tana's hairstylist's daughter, and she's so cute around her. I feel like you're so cute around her. Yeah, you are very good with kids. You're so attentive to her and cute to her that I feel like you would actually maybe be a good mom. I would never be able to live with myself if I was a bad mom.

Like I think that if it ever happened, like I would just like no matter what, if I killed myself trying, I would step up to the plate. That's the thing. Like the resentment, like honestly, I feel like works out in your favor, especially like I feel like I'm kind of the same way where I had like a really weird like parent situation and now I feel like I want to be like the best parent. Yeah, I'm the same way. I can never be a bad dad.

But I also have no desire to go through pregnancy. But I think like I want to adopt. Oh my God, I'm so excited to be like the best parent. Yeah, I'm the same way. I can never be a bad dad. But I also have no desire to go through pregnancy. But I think, like, I want to adopt. Oh my God, I'm so excited to be pregnant. You're going to be the cutest. Just let it all hang out. Wow. No, but then your body's... Yeah, me and Hunter are actually trying for a baby right now.

Well, I really love that for you guys. Why don't you break the news right now? Yeah. That would be so fun. Surprise! That would actually be so fun if you guys had a kid. It'd be so hairy. Like, I would die.

It'd be such a fun godmother. Baby tall. Maybe short. Yeah. Kind of hot. I don't know. You never know. For sure. I'm definitely down for that. that again like i would die it'd be such a fun godmother and if y'all maybe tall maybe short yeah kind of hot no you never know for sure i'm i'm definitely down for that i don't know i want to adopt but at the same time when you're with like a super rich like famous guy you're like i want their kid like not that i would want to trap them i would never want to do that i want it i had a i had a whole time where i the other person in the kard Kardashians that I wanted to be with to finesse being a Kardashian, I was ready to just get pregnant with their kid so that my kid was a Kardashian.

You should have his kid as cute as that. It's true. Jeez. It's true. No, I fully had a whole plan. I was going to be a parent at this point in my life. That's the most inspiring thing to me, especially like this sounds bad. I know we talked about poker on the last episode.

I know a girl who worked a poker game and she hooked up with like a really famous, extremely, extremely famous actor who like played in the poker games, got pregnant, had a kid. He's never met the child ever, never even met the kid, but he pays her. I think it's like 70 grand a month

in child support because it's like it's 11 i think of your income for the first kid and so he's making millions and millions of dollars every year so she this mom is like making literally 70 grand a month off of her kid that like doesn't eat yesterday the dad's number met him yeah and it's one it's an actor that you see in every movie he's like america's sweetheart you probably like really like look up to this guy and he's an awful that you see in every movie he's like America's sweetheart you probably like really like look up to this guy and he's an awful dad

that's so sad that does really really really suck I'm not gonna lie but I mean like yeah but she's set for life and she's got she could pay for child care

and the kid's probably gonna have a great life because she's oh my god imagine being pregnant though I just could never I don't know being pregnant's

the scariest thing ever to me not me I have so many so many of my friends have been pregnant now maybe that's just because i've abused my body so much the idea of my body like doing that for me is terrifying it would truly be a miracle literally i made it out but i didn't even got there to begin with no one no literally am i infertile stay tuned um but how many times have you taken plan b i people really have been cooking me for this lately because i posted a tiktok shading my ex saying like when you were i wrote an article

about it i don't know where it is i said that you've you take oh right there tana mojo credits plan b for her clear skin claims to take it at least once a week that's literally terrible no i need to get on birth control for sure for sure i. I mean, but not with this. What are they called? The IUD things? Yeah, but you've had some. You love a good IUD. Hunter actually knows how to install them. I do not know how to install them. Can you install my IUD? That is disgusting.

I would never do that. You would never. Here, remove mine. What? That's so fucked up. Won't install mine. Remove it. One of my friends actually, something like that, very similar.

We were just talking about the poker story. I had my friend. She had an IUD in. So she like thought she wouldn't get pregnant. Had sex with this guy. Got pregnant. but it's like insanely insanely wealthy guy and she just had the kid and the guy wants nothing to do with her but he pays her money now and that's hard i would only ever like get pregnant with a really famous or rich guy's baby if i felt like they'd still be a father see i would rather be pregnant with someone who's like broke as fuck but like would be there for the kid than have someone rich like who doesn't

like cause for my I can't handle it I don't know I don't know but that's also cause I grew up with like no money I really just want a fucking family like someone that like both are there yeah me too oh my god that's so crazy it is wild huh you know who I'm really excited to see have a kid Lana Rhodes

oh yeah she inspires me so much cause I think she's a boss you know what I mean like to just like have a crazy life Rhodes oh yeah she inspires me so much because I think like you know what I mean like to just like have a crazy life but then be like that she's like eight months pregnant she's still skinnier than me I'm just a little confused no fully being a good ex anybody who can like just yeah literally I don't have any exes that I don't get along with I love that for you yeah it is awesome that's literally congratulations it's crazy I mean but me it's like you know you can't win all 20 true you know what i mean i don't know well with that being said um i'm pregnant brooke is pregnant uh be safe in your lifts we are pregnant we are pregnant be safe in your lifts and your ubers uh don't call your friends crazy uh if you're if you're a mean ex suck a dick

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