Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 73: Jake Shane SPILLS on what REALLY happens at The Grammys and more… - Ep. 73

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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I was like at my house. I was like, is it because of the vape? Like, is it because I'm smoking too much? And I was like, no, I've always vaped and I've always smoked too much. Like, I'm definitely like overly excited. I'm not kidding. We are like the number one person that we talk about all the time. And there's been so much, there's never been so much buildup for a guest. I know. Do you know how many people have messaged me being like canceled now?

We've been hyping you coming on canceled. Like it's the Superbowl. Like I don't even, you are, I mean, if you're, if you guys are watching the podcast right now, I had Paige go get and personally blow up the Dream Guest balloon. Thank you, Paige. With a straw. With a straw. She didn't get paid enough.

Thank you, Paige. Shout out, Paige. And I'm just so happy that you're here. We have Jake Shane, Octopus Lover, on the podcast. I'm so excited to be here. And I just, I don't even know where I want to begin. I mean, you guys are like best friends. Yeah, we see each other all the time.

Way back. So you guys have been going to the infamous aloe gym. For those of you who don't know the aloe gym. Well, why don't you, why don't you give a, well, a rundown. He's a little bit more of a regular than I, I just started going recently, but basically it's like, it's actually like a really smart business model because they don't do like a ton of advertising, but it's they have like the Aloe headquarters. Right. It's like where they were. Yeah. The first time I went, I tried to pay because I was like, I don't understand.

Like they gave me like it's like you do like a personal training and then you do like this, that like they give you food. And I'm like, OK, so like where do I check out? Yeah. And they were like nowhere. And I was like, LA is weird. But it's really smart if you think about it because they don't have to like pay for billboards and stuff. Yeah.

Because they just like invite people. Everyone wants to post it. And like Hailey Bieber goes. Yeah. And like a bunch of. Yeah. It's exciting to go to. That's like the best way to get me to go work out.

Right. It's like who's going to be there? Is Glenn Powell going to be there? Yeah. Right. The answer is no. You were working out with Glenn Powell. I love him.

Oh my God. You had the viral clip. Yeah. Of everyone saying who is he? the middle shaking that dude i like that's why i think i can't go because i would be just like shaking boots and like yeah like just sweating and like not fucking cute like gut out like that's what i do too and i'm like i'm just gonna well because at first when you go like you know like it's like a like you like you don't pay but you like post and stuff and like I was like okay well I'm not gonna like look good so I'm just gonna like throw it up and hope for the best and people really liked like me like shaking and stuff and I was like confused I was like did no one know like Pilates was difficult it's so fucking hard what I feel like that's just

now coming to like the forefront like Pilates is difficult was like leaked like sometimes i get embarrassed like posting the clips because i'm like it looks like i'm doing nothing but it's so fucking hard well the reason people don't think pilates is difficult is because it's like a woman-centered um workout and so people don't think like anything you want to do is difficult it's so true you know what i saw yesterday on tiktok and this is gonna make me sound so fucking stupid, but like I would, my mind was blown by this. All women have always gotten their last names from only men. Yeah. That is what happens. But like, wait, like in history forever, like think about it. Like, Oh wait, that like makes me sick. Isn't that like, do you get what I'm saying? Kind of like, I just never like, yes, duh. But like every last name ever is just from a man like like yeah that's why

it's so important to have a son because otherwise that you have no one not like to carry on the name right oh my yeah my last name is gonna like die with me my mom didn't change her last name really yeah that's my mom didn't kept it forever they are absolutely not together yeah my mom my mom was like i'm not changing it and i was like okay like why can't I just hyphenate it if you want she didn't even do that that game is wild like I mean I guess it was like yeah so that but yeah I guess every last name comes from a guy that's so weird to think about you know what I mean it just kind of pissed me off and I need to I need to do something about that but I'm not sure like where you have to keep your last name forever that's never going away do you think so I just guess Tana imagine it being like Tana Craig no I'm into that though.

My last name is like someone smashed their face on a keyboard. I want to be a Smith for once. It's iconic. Tana Mongeau. Like that's it. Like forever. No one else's name is Tana. Yeah. Like everybody's name is Brooke. Everyone's name is Jake. Also your initials are TM. Like that's sick. Well, back to Aloe quickly. Have you guys joined the Illuminati or what? Yeah, we have. Yeah. Like I just, i can't go first of all so i guess i'm a little pissed you can go of course you can go i don't know if i like do i pay like i don't think aloe wants like tanamojo there like i just know that's they're like way too well they're like everyone was like they're like strict and stuff and i was

like oh shit i didn't i didn't know i think they would have been really strict with me but i went with tate for the first time. So they were like really nice. And then it was like, and then I just became friends with everyone and then it was like good to go. I got a plus one my way to the top. Yeah, that's what I did. I got invited from an event. Okay.

Honestly, it just was like a perfect array of events because like him and Tate were there and they're like, Brooke. I was trying to make it look like I was like in with the people but I had an embarrassing moment this morning because I realized I made a TikTok about Tate yesterday like raving about how I'm like I would die to be her and then she's there this

morning and I'm like wait she loves you guys yeah she says that but I don't believe it no she's like the nicest ever so normal she's incredible I like separate her like I see her at Aloe and it's like oh there's Tate but then I see her at the Super Bowl and I'm like or not the Super Bowl the

NHL All-Star. She's also her I don't want to drag you into what I'm about to say but I think she's on the horizon of a new relationship. God I you know I don't really talk about that stuff with her because I always get like anxious asking her stuff that like I feel like you know because like I don't know what it's like to be on that like level of

spotlight so I try never to I feel like I find out with like the rest of everybody else good for you I'm such a nosy ass bitch I like doing those things sometimes I don't ask my friends so that I can be a fan and like start speculating online she does that I'll comment on videos like oh my god is this true we were just talking about this downstairs but i think you're like career i don't want to go too interviewee and like sound that's fine you can go interviewee i don't mind you know like joan rivers over here is that what she does that's my outfits and i'm pretty sure she died she did die rip rip joan she is my idol i've been having this new like thing where i think people are just alive and they're not.

Like Stephen Hawking, it was news to me. Wait, what? I thought he was like rolling around still. He's dead. 2018, he passed. What? Yeah. He did.

No, he was alive this year. I swear to God. Okay, is this a Mandela effect? Where did I see him this year doing something? At the Allo Gym. Yes. Wait, we pulled up. Wait, I could have sworn everyone was like, oh, that Stephen Hawking's there.

Dude, I swear. Like, you know what I mean? I thought he was at the Met Gala. Or was it that he was on Epstein's list? He was. Yes, he was definitely there. That's what I'm thinking about. I mean, that's a way to live forever. For sure.

I'm like, why was he? Why? Where have I heard of him? Like, I could have sworn I saw him. I just swore. Kind of convenient that he kicked it right before the list came out. your face bet on the sports you love with bet river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to

an advisor free of charge well i found out ashley was telling me the other day that we were like all in new york at the club and stephen hawking died and everyone at the club was like oh shit but like i don't remember that so oh that this was 2018 I guess so damn she remembers where she was when Stephen Hawking died I remember where I was when Michael Jackson died I do too I do too so do I I was like nine and I had like did you guys have like we had to be older than nine I think we were like 13 I had such a poor television I remember it was like this big and it was like way too high up and I was like hungry and no one was feeding me. I was like, damn, Michael Jackson's dead.

And now you're doing the thing. Yeah. Oh my God. Oh, Michael. I would have loved him. He would have liked vapes. He would have loved vapes. I can't stop saying that lately.

Like Amy Winehouse would have loved vapes. Words out of my mouth. Amy Winehouse would have died for vapes. You out of my mouth. Amy Winehouse would have died for Vapes. You know what I mean? Yeah. Oh, fuck. I love Amy Winehouse more than anything in the world. I'm so sorry.

So much. I woke up today singing Back to Black. I don't know why. Did you guys see that Amy Winehouse and Taylor Swift were nominated for Best New Artist in the same year? Like that's how recently like. Have you seen her documentary? Yeah. Oh my God. Amy or Taylor? recently like. Have you seen her documentary? Yeah.

Oh my God. Amy or Taylor? Amy. Wait, you were just at the Grammys. I know. Can you tell us about it? Good segue, bro. Get it out of him.

It was crazy. What the fuck? It was like, well, at first I was like, is this real? Like what's, like, I don't understand. So who invited you? Like how do you get, how do you get invited to the Grammys? Like some brands like will invite like influencers and stuff so like meta invited like me and like alex and like chris olsen and like yeah that's like a certain tier of influencer that i don't

think we're ever meta's not in my meta sending me a cease and desist actually right now it's so funny you guys say that because i see you guys it's like here yeah you're delulu honey and i really do i don't i don't know why you guys don't see yourself. Like, I don't understand. I like that for sure. I'm fine with where we're at, though, dude. I swear to God. I just got, like, a dry shampoo sponsorship the other day, and I was like, I made

it. I'm Celine Dion, bitch. Yeah. Like, it's the little things for me. I'm not kidding. It is the fucking little things. So, Meta. Yes. Speaking of the little things, Meta invites you to the Grammys. And so obviously you go. You get there. What's it like? Like just walk me through. I called Alex and I was like do you want to go together? Because like

I'm feeling awkward. She was like yes. I'd be terrified. Like let's go meet me at my hotel. I'm like okay. So I get to her hotel. Like I have no makeup on or anything. She has like a whole team and everything. I'm like oh fuck me. Like here we go. Like I'm gonna look so bad. And then we got there. It'm like, oh, fuck me. Like, here we go. Like, I'm going to look so bad. And then we got there.

It was pouring rain. We ran inside and there was like a whole line of like press outlets. I've never been to a carpet like that before. I've never seen that before. Yeah. So like press and then a photo wall and then the glam bar. Okay. So you do the press first and it's like really scary because they can just like ask you anything.

Yeah. And it's all live basically. It's like you finish, you put the mic down and it's on TikTok. Yeah. I mean, not that anyone's looking for me, but like it was still kind of scary. I was. I was cracking up at your era's answer. They're like, what era do you think you're in?

Oh, I'm like, oh, 1989. And I was like, oh, you didn't mean that. Not talking about Taylor Swift at all. There was one guy, there was one guy there was one guy Davis that asked me he was like so who would you thank if you won a Grammy and I'm like oh my god I would thank my manager and my best friend Zach I would thank da da da and they all started laughing at me and I was like I don't what's so funny they were like well you're the first person to take this answer seriously and I was like got it cool and then I watched the video back and everyone's like I

thank Taylor Swift and I'm and then I'm like I would thank my manager and my friends and my mom. It's just like, oh God. But it was really fun. You were there. You know, people think I was there, but I wasn't there. Ride that home. We need that. Were you not there? So people, yeah, I was there. I got her ready and I was actually there. Okay, you were there. But the best part of the night was when Tracy

Chapman and Luke Combs sang Fast Car. So I was sobbing at home. I was like, I never cry. And I was like, I never cry. And I was like really tearing up. And I was like, damn, like why? Cause it was one of those moments. It's why I love live music where you felt the energy in the room, just like completely shift. Like no one knew it was coming. And it was like, Tracy like came up and it was like such, oh my God. It was like, I didn't know at the time that she hadn't performed in so long, but by the energy, I could tell that she hadn't yeah and it was

just like oh it was just like oh my god like I love live music for that reason I've already watched Chapman was a guy until this moment are you kidding me I'm like I loved him singing fast car no the disrespect no Luke Combs covered fast car no I know that I know I'm well aware of who Tracy Chapman

is I've just been misgendering oh my god the disrespect forget. No, I'm well aware of who Tracy Chapman is. I've just been misgendering. Oh my God. Wildly, actively misgendering. Forget everything we said. I'm crying. That is never inviting you to the Grammys. They never were. No, it was so amazing.

I've watched it back a hundred times just to see how he looks like to the side, like how he feels probably sitting next to her. Ugh, amazing. But people thought I was there. For sure thought I was there. I was at a viewing party. Got it. So it was like a second tier Grammys. It was an amazing party. It people thought I was there. For sure thought I was there. I was at a viewing party. Got it. So I was like at like a second tier Grammys.

It was an amazing party. It was Steven Tyler's party. Oh my God. Yeah. It was Megan Fox directly next to me. And I was wearing like a completely sheer like naked dress. And I was like all nervous saying like, I was like, oh my God, I don't know if I should wear this.

And I was like, you're fine. Megan's naked too. I go, why the fuck would I want to be naked next to Megan at all oh it was horrible how was your night it was so amazing I found so many boyfriends you did did you go out after I didn't go out after because it was a blizzard I was like I gotta go home I'm not kidding I walked outside I got thrown down the street by a gust of wind. That's so skinny. So skinny. So not kidding.

Yeah. No after parties for me. Did you? No, it was rainy. I went to Mr. Chow. So real. The chicken satay. It's everything.

That's my I've had it. I've had it like a lot recently. Like to the point where it's like I'm like I'm spending too much money on this fucking Chinese place. Like, you know what I mean? Like it's like fucking like seventy dollars for like a chicken chicken. And I'm like, what is happening here? I'm obsessed with it. I found out you can postmate it. Yeah. I don't think you should be able to postmate. No, that's my fatal flaw because I'm like, I really, really, really want Chinese food. And it's like

one of my only good options in LA. And Chinese food's like my favorite food. And like, I'm like, fuck, like, what am I? And then I like click the order and it's like $300. And I'm like, I don't think you should be able to postmate nice restaurants. I think that you should earn the like good food by getting up and getting dressed and getting there. And it's like, I like, I've been ordering catch steak to my bed and it's like, I shouldn't be eating a filet mignon with my hands. How is that though? And like, it's, oh my God, it's, it's ethereal.

I love catch steak. It's so, and like, there's just something about like eating it in your pajamas, but it's like, you shouldn't be able to, you should be able to earn it. I have no doubt that you would show up to catch steak in your pajamas. I have, they turned me away. No. Tana and I get in fights about this literally at least once a month because we'll be going to a nice restaurant and she'll go, I'm wearing this. I'm like, we're still at home right now. You can change into anything that you want. But my thing is, isn't a nice restaurant about comfort? Like I always go to nice restaurants. I always go to nice restaurants and sweats and stuff. And so do all my friends.

Because we, when we grew up, like when I grew up in New York, I was like, okay, the fancy restaurants, they're not going to card you because they're, it's about comfort. They just want you to be comfortable. So that's why I thought like you can show up in whatever you want. And it's just like, if I put on that corset and I eat how I want to eat, I'm busting out of it. Right. You know, and it's like I just I want my eating pants on. Me too.

I want my eating pants on. I don't want skinny jeans on. Brooke hates that I'm. Well, it's because I worked in a restaurant and we used to like it was always like I had to seat people based on how like well they presented themselves, which is actually horrible. That's an LA only thing. Where did you work? Catch. It was crazy.

It really was. But it was just so that it looked like everyone was like out and looking nice. And I get what, you're very much a rule follower. And if you know the rule of somewhere and I'm like avidly trying to break a rule that I know,

like I understand. Well, it'll be like a six star restaurant. She'll be like, I don't think there is a dress code. I go, I know that there is a dress code. Absolutely. You know where they take dress codes

really fucking seriously is London. I've never seen anything like that in my life. When you go to London, do you feel like everyone there just hates you so much? Well, I go with my best friend who is British. So I just like hide behind her and I like stick with her and I just let her like guide the way. Last time we were in London, people like Paige and I were walking down the street and like little kids were like pointing at us and like whispering to their parents, like, look, Americans, like they like it was like bad. It was really bad. But all my British friends are also crackheads.

So it's kind of like I don't really get it. How can they tell you're American? They do. Just the way you dress and like even just like like my blonde and like it's not. I thought that was like the whole thing. What do they call them? Chavs? I don't think that's an American. That's no a British person. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So isn't that wait London England.

Right. I don't understand anything that just came out of your mouth. Is that not in okay. You know what? Don't ask me any questions. I just got my first passport. Not kidding. Really? Yeah. How is? Well you know we were just about to go. I'm so upset. I'm actually heartbroken. Why? I told you about this. We were going, we got invited. Can we say that? Yeah, we can say it. Tana and I got invited to Tart Island. Tripping with Tart. I've been campaigning

for this invite for years. Okay. I've come on every podcast to say how badly I want to be invited. And we finally did. We got invited a couple weeks ago. We started packing our things. We were leaving tomorrow morning. I saw you were tripping with Tarte stuff downstairs. Yeah. Well, they moved it.

Tarte is tripping. When is that? Got rained out. And it's when we're on tour. So we're about to be in Milwaukee, livid, while all these fucking makeup bitches are in. They're never going to be nice girls. Probably nice girls. They're such nice girls.

I'm just bitter and I'm livid. Like it got moved. I made my boyfriend fly here to go with us. He gets here. It's like. If I knew that there would be a storm, I would be on that plane. 100%.

Because that would be the funniest shit of my life. Like fire festival. Yes. 100%. Like I would be the funniest shit of my life yes 100% like I would be down no matter what Bora Bora is my dream destination I've never been

I've wanted to go ever since the Kardashians went do you guys remember when they went I know I wanted to remake the video when they did E.T. didn't they do E.T. there

like E.T. like phone home no they did they made a music video to E.T. by Katy Perry and Bora Bora oh my god yes didn't they do that?

Yeah. I'm like, they got the damn alien? Like, fuck. Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm so sad. I'm really, like, we're not tripping with Tartt. Well, we are eventually tripping with Tartt. And next time you're coming.

Well, because they asked us who we wanted to come and you're the only person we said. I almost did. I was just, I was busy and I was like, I can't. What do you mean busy? I'm going to my first fashion show Are you going to be in New York? I'm going now I'm really excited but I'm really nervous

I feel so out of place everywhere You should not feel out of place You're going to be so funny like front row I want a PR stunt from you I'm going to try something I don't know what I'm going to do but I'm like I want to see you eating octopus front row. Oh, that's smart.

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You are girl boss town. Oh my God. But yeah, I was, I'm, I'm nervous for that. What's the show? Can you say? Yeah, it's Tommy Hilfiger. Oh my God. But yeah, I was, I'm, I'm nervous for that, but the show, can you say, yeah, it's Tommy Hilfiger. That's so fun.

I'm really excited. You're going to have fashion week is unlike anything in the world. It reminds me of almost like frat energy. Like the way people party and like go out after is like absolutely insane. All bets are off. People are just cussing people out. It's like, it's ridiculous.

And it's so fun. I'm excited. Damn. Yeah. I keep like bailing on shit as of late, like not bailing, but as of late was crazy. Yeah. Hold on. Let me, let me redo that sentence. Like just not going like, even just like Grammy's weekend, like I could have done so much and I've just been so like inside, like grandma mode. I don't know what it is. I usually never like to leave my house. The only reason I was like really leaving my house for Grammy's week is just because like I music is so important to me. So usually never like to leave my house. The only reason I was like really leaving my house for Grammy's week is just because

like I music is so important to me. So I was like, if I have the opportunity to like go to these type of things, like I'm going to take it this week. Like I'm going to do it. If any week I'm going to do it, it's going to be this. So real. You were in the same room at Taylor Swift. Yeah, that was crazy.

So how was that? Did you see her? Like, so I kept looking for her. I was like, and then like, I I was like I wonder if she's here I'm so confused because I knew I saw a TikTok that she was sitting right by um Zach Ryan and Brianna and can you believe and I was like I was like looking I was like looking for Brianna and I was looking for Zach and then I was like I can't see her and then she made her grand entrance in and like they like well have you met her yet not yet I know you're going to

this year it's gonna be so fucking iconic do you know what you're gonna say to her I'm probably gonna pass out you're definitely gonna pass out what my favorite thing about your Instagram is just like the way that you are so shamelessly like constantly like fan account posting like Taylor like for Taylor and stuff because like I'm not gonna lie because when I when I started my whole TikTok stuff um everyone was like you should post more on Instagram, post more on Instagram, post more on Instagram. And I was like, I have spent 10 years of my life trying to be like, so perfect on Instagram. Like I'm not doing that anymore. Like I'm just sending it, but it's so good at like it. I don't know. It inspires me to be less like that. Maybe

I'll take up a no facetune era and just really show the people what I'm working with. I almost facetuned all my Grammy's picks and I was like, I'm just not going to do it. I get scared with like that kind of thing because people could just go to Getty.com. Dude, I was for a year of my life. I was post screenshotting Getty's and just doing actual like facial reconstructive surgery and then posting. I remember the red dress somewhat like a fan had edited a photo of her, like with her formula. And then she took that photo and edited it herself. And I made myself, dude, I would like just do that. I like, I delete my chin. Like you need a chin. Like everyone knows you have a chin, but I do it to people. Like when I see a beautiful photo

on a carpet, I'm like, Hmm, that can't be real. And I go and I compare them. I, my kryptonite was my nose. I would like, I would also pinch my face. Like I would like make my face smaller because I would think my face was too big. So I would like, what was the tool that I would use? It was like. Definitely resize. Resize. I do resize on my butt cheeks sometimes and I just go.

I would resize and I would resize my waist. I would resize and then I would detail my abs. Absolutely. I still. Oh, well, if I'm posting a shirtless photo, like guaranteed like guaranteed it's face tuned yeah I haven't posted a shirtless photo in like five years and if I do it is fucking like wear a patterned shirt and then try to resize like let's say I had a checkered shirt and it's like the checkers are super small and then on the boobs they're like giant yeah it's like okay everyone knows you've got to chill so I'm yeah I don't

know I'm not quite out of face tuneune yet I did phase out of face app you phase no more face app I heard face apps like the real yeah because that can turn you like I that could turn me into Megan Fox in like only like two buttons and that's it's just so dangerous my thing is I used to do it high and I had to stop I'd be face hopping high and I'd be like I look gorgeous and then the next day I'm like I look like a fucking sim like next day I'm like, I look like a fucking sim. Like it's, I'm, I'm really,

I'm trying to dial it back. Looking at old face tune photos is like the funniest thing. I used to whiten my teeth to the point of like, no return. To the gods. Like to the gods. And people would be like, Jake,

like your teeth are small and like kind of yellow. Like we know that this isn't real. You know what I mean? I think we want to do that as a segment on tour. Like I want to bring up all my old, like we know that this isn't real. You know what I mean? I think we want to do that as a segment on tour. Like I want to bring up all my old like Facetune serious fails.

Those are the, it's the best. Wait, I saw you guys are going to Fayetteville and let me just say that Arkansas is one of my favorite places in the entire world.

That's actually where we're going to be when everyone's in Bora Bora. Wait, can I come to Fayetteville? Yes, you can. Oh my gosh. Because I did my first live show ever in Fayetteville and I was like,

this has the most special place in my heart ever. And then everyone was like, did my first live show ever in Fayetteville. And I was like, this has the most special place in my heart ever. And then everyone was like, Tana and Brooke are going to Fayetteville. And I was like, no, I must come. I would absolutely love to have you. Like, wait, so you did live shows? I've done two. I've done two college shows. I was so scared.

I did the first one in Arkansas. And I was like, God, like who the fuck is going to show up to this? And they really showed up and they were so nice. And it was- What did you talk about on stage? I want to know everything. Yeah, honestly, give us your format. It was like a Q&A.

Like it wasn't like a real live show yet. It was like this moderator was like asking me questions and she was the best and so lovely. But like, it was like asking me questions about Taylor Swift and then like asking me questions from the audience and some girl in the audience birthday. So I gave her like like what was I wearing I think I was wearing like a post university

thing and then I did one at Syracuse and then I made like custom Syracuse color post universities I would love to do a college tour. It's actually the only university I'm ever gonna attend is post university not kidding we should maybe do a little Q&A we have this whole fucking bit right

I just want to talk because i'm livid like can we say what it is now because i think it's funny what happened well we we we're liars they're never gonna invite us again if we say this but no they will they will i had the idea to they will was bold they start a horrible rumor on the tart trip okay so we were gonna like go in and record ourselves telling all the makeup girls like a crazy rumor. We didn't get. But we weren't going to like record it. Like we were going to make it like a whole like scheme. Right.

And see if we could get this rumor to social media. See if we spread this rumor. Because it's a bunch of influencers. It's a bunch of girls. We were like how quickly can we get this on Daily Mail? I love this. And we were going to do that and document the whole process. And that was going to be one of our like bits at the live show, like on stage showing the clips of us,

like seating in the room or, and like Sid, the tick talks on stage, whatever. And then they move the fucking trip. And now we have no show. So, um,

uh, no show. I'm pushing it. Um, we have a show, but it's just, uh, that was a,

it was a big component. So who came up with that? That's really smart. She was like, let's spread a rumor. And we were she was like um smoking at the time so we just kept getting like more and more creative and it got to like austin mcbroom is pregnant and so we were getting a um couples massage in my living room i swear to god the masseuses had to be like what the fuck is wrong with these masseuses is funny listen to what happened to us we ordered have you used the soothe app before no what's that

it's like an app where you can literally like right now we could get a massage right here what is this called it's like uber eats for masseuses soothe that soothe soothe that soothe app soothe app yes so we'd ordered this couple's massage and i i was sitting like this counting the seconds okay because it's like it's it's our new obsession minor inconvenience i'm getting a 90 minute deep tissue and is it nice to me oh my god it's insane you're naked in your living room oh my god i have this guy the other day who was on all fours on the table like fucking throwing me in the air i damn near came it was everything um sorry speaking of coming did anyone see drake this morning oh my god wait i keep hearing about it or it was a third fucking way where is it drake you want to say it's a tripod

i've always loved drake like i saw that and i was like oh wow i just wait i need to see anything i was like he should feel really good about himself a lot of friends who have had sex with him and it's like do you a decent amount like, do we? And is he good in bed? No one's ever told me that he's working with an extremity. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to have beef with Drake, honestly. I know what you were going to say

and I don't think you should say it. Can you tell me after? Yes. He posted an Instagram story. He said, and for those asking, oh, that's a lie. No, he said, I wasn't hiding the meat from the world.

I was hiding the world from my world from the world i was hiding the world from my meat real real real as fuck have you seen it that is would you like i would love to see it everyone was like there's a part two and so i was on twitter for like an hour like looking for the part two and everyone was like you guys are liars crazy like it's a fucking netflix murder doc it's a man's a penis hold on it is the craziest thing I've ever seen. God, but how have we not heard about this right now? It's not even fully erect, might I add. Look at it flip, flippity flopping. Oh, when it has like a little weight to it and it's like a big sack of sand.

I'm shaking. Dude, that shit could knock you out. Wow. And it honestly, I hope it does. What can I say? Yeah, same. Dude, I just, I could see you fucking Drake. You should get to work on that.

I'll try. Your manager's over here right now like clenching where were we sorry massage sorry oh oh oh sorry we're so excited this lady calls and she goes there's no parking first of all there's a street full of parking i know because i just might as well be the crypto arena when it comes to parking that is one thing we have we don't have like you know central ac some of the time but we have parking yeah and i have parking i have two cars at the moment one of them has been parked down there for four months or however long i've had the new one and it's has never gotten a ticket and she's like i'm not parking here i'm gonna get a ticket we go no you're fucking not she leaves she never comes back so there's only one assaulted us on the phone

it was the whole thing and did you just sit there like watching each other get massaged no refund by the way soothe i paid 200 for a lady to verbally assault me and leave like i just want to say that about it too i was literally like i almost don't even want her to come in now because she's just angry but maybe we'll make her better but we had to switch we had to like literally rotate so brooke and i were laying there like little like naked sausages while the masseuse was like switching back and forth and we're planning this tart rumor about austin mcbroom and it was like what the fuck is happening yeah it was it was there was a lot going on i don't know what's up with austin mcbroom i don't really

know the whole lore behind that i have lore okay i don't know so he was part of the ace family oh okay he was the ace family. It was Austin, Catherine and Ed Sheeran. I don't know what the E was for. Um, L. Okay.

And, um, they were a family channel, right? They blew up. The numbers were just absolutely insane. And the money was absolutely insane. And I think that with the certain people are cut out for the family channel

lore, the family channel,, the family channel, you know, they, they keep the money and they, they slay it and they, you know, whatever.

But I think he was like, okay, we need super cars. I mean, the best way to say it is it kind of got to their heads and then everyone was kind of like, this is weird. And then I think they also were the beginning of sparking the whole

conversation of like, are you exploiting your kids? You know, where they sign much like, can you please start crying for this thumbnail? Have you seen, have you seen that one where she's like start crying baby yes or when she's talking about the actual dog dying she just told the kid the dog died and she's like cry a little harder no she goes she goes and now face the camera seen that she goes

she goes lay your head here baby wait look at the camera cry a little baby it was the craziest thing i've ever seen she accidentally left it in like that girl who beat up her dog oh my i'll never forget this girl brook house um and people thought it was me she was she accidentally like uploaded an unedited version of her video and in the video she was like hitting her dog to like do stuff yeah like trying to like it was like dude i don't know what was happening i've never seen that i can't watch the video because i don't want to see anyone hit a dog yeah she's absolutely horrible. Obviously, that's horrible. That's my worst nightmare, though.

Raw footage. But you would just see me picking like a veggie. I was going to say vagina. You would just see me like starting over a sentence a million times. What? I would just start over a sentence a million times. Yeah, that's me. Yeah.

That's why I can't have an editor because I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed to send somebody that. Yeah. I get so embarrassed. J-Rod, my editor, has seen it all. Actually, not even kidding. J-Rod? Where were we? He's my editor. Isn't he like the editor of like... He is kind of the editor. He's that

motherfucker. I feel like I've heard that name a bunch of times. Yeah, he's so talented. He's everything and more. I kind of was against editors until I met him. I love him. He's real. When you want to bet on sports Play it on a field or ice or course Bear Rivers is the place When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course, BetRivers is the place.

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I don't know where you're going. I kind of like that we've been all over the place. I know, but no, I'm edging now. Ace family. I'm edging for the ace family. Ace, ace, ace. Oh, God. We have.

So, whatever. I mean, it just. And then shit just started hitting the fan. He started cheating on Catherine a bunch it was coming to the forefront I had like I've always hated him and I had known him and I was just very avid about that at the time whatever shit started coming to the forefront they finally got a divorce now and everyone's kind of like Catherine's free it's like he's going insane is he doing something on snapchat I think it's deliberate. I think he's like,

I mean, you know how much money people are making on Snapchat right now. I feel like I think he's got to be making. I've never seen anything like that. I don't use Snapchat really. You need to be doing it immediately. But there's, I feel like I'd be so bad. Like, I don't know. I like using my Instagram stories. I would watch every single one. Really? I feel the same way. But imagine if your Instagram story was making you like 20k a day. I'm not kidding. These people are making such stupid money. Stupid. I know. I know people like I like make a make a shit ton.

And I'm like, OK, but like but like I've seen some of the people that do it. I'm like Snapchat for them is life. Like they are like taking photos of everything. And like I'm just not like I'm good at like my Insta stories because it's like my face and stuff. But I don't know. No, I want to see your face. I'm not good at taking pictures of everything. I'm going to try. I'm going to try Insta stories because it's like my face and stuff, but I don't know. No, I want to see your face all over Snap. I'm not good at taking pictures of everything either. I'm going to try Snap just for you guys.

So if you guys want to know what I ate for breakfast this morning, you know where to find it. Yeah. But I mean, yeah. So Austin McBroom, he's always been money oriented. I definitely think it's like a PR stunt. It's smart. It's whatever. Anyways, the other day I get a call.

Oh, no. Well, I wake up to like six missed calls from Harry Jowsey. And that's like always scary territory because I'm like, what did I do? What's going on? What just it's never like, hey, want to get breakfast? It's like something, you know, and I call him back and he's like, Tana. That was a great impression. Thank you.

And he's like, we've got we've got some, you know, I don't even know what he's fucking saying. And I made him British. I don't know. Austin Mc was fucking saying and yeah i made him british i don't know um austin mcgroom calls harry jowsey and he's like i want to make amends with people that i've had beef with and people that hate me is he in like beef 12-step i yeah i think he's 12-step and he was like i just i know tana hates me and I really want to make amends with her and I want to Snapchat it. And I'm like, okay.

Oh my God. And he wants to Snapchat it. That's immediate. You don't want to make amends with me and I'm not going to the RV. And I really thought about this. Me? I imagine he brings the RV to you. What?

He lives in an RV? Yeah. Oh, that's an important detail of the story. He has an RV parked outside of her house and then he put out a song that says, I you we don't talk anymore i'm watching you through the trees wait and he had to eeg the rapper be the vocals on the song the song's kind of a banger if someone made it about me i'd fold i'd be back with them i'm not gonna lie is so scary it is the worst song i've ever heard yeah i yeah i don't i'm deaf but um he also was like playing the song for his kids in the car and it was like they were at gunpoint like i felt so bad it was kind of real i mean fuck but

me a year ago would have done it i would have been in the rv and and i'm just not even gonna lie you know and it's like i can't i'm still like should i do it should i make content with austin mcbroom jeff was telling me like absolutely Cause it's like, you hate him and it's going to look like this like collab. And it's like, you know what I mean? I feel like if you did it, you would just have to be like real about it and be like, I hate you. And you have to accept that Meta will never invite you to the Grammys. Well, I just don't know if that's a deciding factor, but that's really important.

I don't know. I kind of want to do it. Like there's a part of me that wants to do it and make fun of him, but I'm scared that like, I'm going to go do it with him and then he's going to edit it and like chop it up and like whatever. And then it's like, I look like I like him and I just don't. Right. Do you guys have like personal beef? No, I just, I never know. Like, you know what I mean? Like I've had beef with people where it gets taken to the internet and then like, it's really real to them and they really hate me. And other people were like, it's just for the

internet. Like it's whatever. I don't know where we stand. I don't't really like or respect him i do think he's kind of a nutcase yeah you know but it's i know he's like what is he making these snapshots like going to church or something like what's going on like i'm working on my fitness i'm finding god i think he needs to go to jail yeah i just honestly after everything he put her through the public embarrassment now it's like can i just get a break? Wait, he put, there was a lot of public. He was like, he was cheating on her so bad that everybody like from the outside was like,

Catherine, right. Get out of there. Oh, okay. And then she finally, she was staying for the kids. She's a good mother.

Yeah, that's true. I feel like, well, before him, you know, she was dating like Michael B. Jordan.

She went from Michael B. Jordan to Austin McBroom, which is, I get how that could happen, but I don't, I definitely like, I get it. I've made some,

not maybe not to that extent, but I've made some dating mistakes where I could have gone down one path and I went down very different ones. You know, I've never had a boyfriend. Really? Honestly, I've only had like one.

I've never had a boyfriend. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? I feel like you're going to pop out though. And yeah, it's going to be like Michael B. Jordan. It's going to be someone amazing. I want a boyfriend so badly. I don't know what it is.

I just like dates give me so much anxiety. And then I'm just like with my friends and then I'm in my room and then I'm smoking. I literally wish I was a gay man. I would date you tomorrow. Thank you. I'm not even literally kidding. What's your type? The person who dates you is so lucky.

Like, that was so nice. I'm lucky. Like, that was so nice. I'm serious. Oh, that was so nice. I would do anything. What is your type? My type is, I love a brunette. I love. The bar is in hell.

I love a brunette. No, the bar is in hell on fire. Yeah. Like, on fire. Yeah, a brunette would suffice. Bed frame. What about quality? Do they have any qualities? They're funny.

Okay. Funny brunette is like, we're saying the bars in hell know that's everything. Funny brunette is my type. Yeah, that's all you really need. For sure. I like a guy that's you know, treats me like a princess. That's what I would want. I did prepare one topic for my dream guest. Let's do it. Well, treats me like a princess. I understand. That's what I want.

I did prepare one topic for my dream. Let's do it. Well, it's not a topic. It's like a thing. But you can also just fucking tell me no, because now that I'm thinking about it and I'm here, it doesn't feel right. Well, tell me. OK, I created a list. She's going to put you on the spot.

OK. OK. Obviously, you are very famous on TikTok. OK. For many things. Many things. one of them being recreating scenarios yes that which i just want you to know how much i love thank you i watch it for hours and hours and hours i created a wild list of scenarios you have yet to create okay

and i wanted to maybe try to do some okay let's do it and i feel like this might be also you guys made it sound like she was about to ask me like the craziest question. Because I was like, what if you were like, oh my God, I'm put on the spot. Oh my God, no. It's I mean, like I should be able to do this. You should. I should be able to do that. Let me, I'm going to try to find a good one.

I think it's because I would not be able to do this. Sometimes I'm not. Like one time I, they were like, do like a bald eagle at an eagle conference. And I said, I'd like eagle pisha or something. And I got really scared after like, remember that Matt? Were you there? Yeah. That was fun.

I'm so excited. And if you don't want this one, I have so many. Okay. Okay. Okay. What about princess realizing she's sleeping on the P? Oh, I've been almost doing that one. And I was going to do it in the set.

Okay. I'll do that one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait. I need to like really to do it in the set. Okay. I'll do that one. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wait, I need to like really get into it. Hold on.

I'm not here. I won't. Okay. Okay. Fuck. I wish I could like take this mic out and do it because. Okay. So let me set the scene for everyone.

Okay. God, this is everything. The princess is at home and she has been trying to call her landlord for months. And she's like, my back fucking hurts. Okay. Like something is

wrong and the landlord is there okay let me just this is the best day of my life okay I will put subtitles this is just for me I'm not even literally kidding it's like I lay down right here I'm here and I don't know it's just like every time I know I've called you about it like a bunch. You're my landlord. Oh, shit. Okay. Hold on. I lay down right here. Okay.

And I just don't understand because I, it's like, and also like the fucking like mattress is like stapled to the bed frame. So I can't really tell what's under it, but it's almost like this like piercing point of pain. Okay. Right here. Okay. And like, I hate to pull this card but

like I am a princess and like I don't want to be in pain all the time and like I did sign this at least a while ago and I I just um could you just maybe lay down and like let me know how it feels for you and be honest because the last landlord I had like you know how landlords get I do how does it feel okay Okay. Now I hear I need, I need some creative. Um, I need to talk to you. Uh, okay.

Was that okay? Did you want me to keep going? No, we can stop. Okay. This is, I'm serious. This is the best day of my life.

You're so good at this. Hold on. Do you like it? So I was trying, I was trying to explain this to somebody in the other day, like without having shown him any videos. And I was like, so he does like imagine if and it was impossible. It's impossible to explain.

I frequently I'm trying to explain this to straight men, too. And I weirdly think it is like so for the girls and the gays. I did. I did Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook in his dorm. And I had my friend go, go Marky, go Mark. And then I played Yes Anne by Ariana Grande. I danced around the room after I launched Facebook. Have you ever had anyone reach out from you doing these?

Yeah, all the time. Like someone you did one on? Like Mark? Or like a Jonas brother? The Jonas Brothers one happened. Um, cause I did this thing where it was like Coke finding out about diet Coke or diet Coke finding about Coke zero.

And then, um, I think Nick Jonas was the first person to do edit or Joe Jonas was. And then I DM Tim and like, I, he got like the other brothers involved and then like, just say the other brothers involved. Like it's just like so casual.

That was the first and that was two weeks after everything happened. So that was like crazy. That is so fucking crazy. You know, Frankie Jonas has Tana tattooed on his leg. No, he does not. He does. He really does. I couldn't get like Nick or Joe or Kevin, you know, so.

Thank you, Frankie. I'm kidding. I'm actually just kidding. He's my favorite human on this fucking literal planet. Jackie Kennedy's reaction to Marilyn Monroe singing happy birthday, Mr. President. Okay. So it's so funny you bring this one up because this has been the most highly requested one. I can't.

I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. I've been trying. Have I not been trying for almost a year now? Like maybe because you've never had a boyfriend, you don't know the like real angst like you would feel or like the dis like I, what could you even describe that feeling as? Like,

should we try to roll? Should you be the president? Would you sing it? And I can be Jackie. Okay. Okay. So you're the president. Yeah.

And then you're the president. And like, you're like trying to be like, it's fine. And I'm like, don't touch me. Okay. Okay.

Ready? We have to be in love oh right right right happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday Mr. President.

Happy birthday. I see what you mean. There's no word. Yeah, it's just the face. But I caught his face and I couldn't hold it together. I was trying not to look at you. I was trying to really be like that. Damn, I would really cut a bitch.

Oh my God. I'm not even literally kidding at all. Damn. I would really cut a bitch. Oh my God. I'm not even literally kidding at all. Oh, I would freak out. Like crazy. Do you think that has to do with her? Like, no.

Next one. Next one. I'm getting too excited over here. Way too fucking excited. The bagel. When everything, but the bagel seasoning came out okay give me your phone because i just need to pretend i'm on the phone okay okay god i wish i was high because if i was high like they would just flow like a river do you do

them high every single one i do is high maybe that's why i love them so much because i'm usually high watching them and it just like i it speaks to me everyone's like I was like I have to be high okay everything you know what let's revisit this at the end when I can think of a good a good because I'm like it's not going to be funny and then I'm going to feel so embarrassed you have all the time in the world

I completely understand I need some off camera ones too that are like really fucking offensive like seriously I have just ones that you would just never so many things to say to some off camera ones too that are like really fucking offensive. Like seriously. I have just ones that you would just never. I have so many things to say to you off camera, honestly. I'm pumped. I absolutely can't wait. Well, I mean, I guess we were just talking about you in college and I kind of want to

like, so the first time you and I ever met, we were at a D'Amelio footwear event. Things that happen in this industry and the events are just so crazy and weird. And when you think about it out of your own body, you're like, what's going on? Like there were like ice carvings of high heels everywhere and like dancers swinging from the ceiling and like you know it just you and I both kind of looked at each other and it was like this moment of like what the hell is going on right it's just like crazy just because like I think it all happened really fast for me because I did already live in LA so like I lived here and it was just kind of like okay well you blew up on TikTok.

Here you go. Yeah. Like, you know, like you're like suddenly you're invited to all these things and it's like, I don't know. I just, I always get really like socially anxious there. Cause like everyone's like in their corners and like looking around and like, I just like, I like crawl into my skin. I don't know.

Yeah. What did you do before TikTok? I worked at a record label. So you, oh, that makes sense why you love music so much. You've always, what was your like role there? Do you still work there? Um, no, not anymore, but funny story. Um, okay. So I worked in international marketing. Okay. Uh, so basically I would just help like for a really long time, like pull numbers internationally for all the tracks and figure out like which countries we needed to push them in and market them in and et cetera. And then I became, you know,

that's some crazy power. This one will slay in India. No, because like you, if it's not doing so well in India, then that's where you have to like, no, no, no. Like basically what would happen is like you would, you like, you look at the charts and then like, you look at where the song does well. And like, you just basically like look at trends. And if it's like going up. So if it's doing well somewhere, you want to market it more there? If it's done well there previously and the new one isn't doing well there, you like, OK, maybe we should push this one a little more, et cetera, type thing.

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my job was like anything you needed like I'm here to make your life easier do you miss it ever yeah all the time I know that sounds crazy but I well I I love him so much. He's like one of my best friends and he's like my second dad. And like, so like, it was so fun. And like, he believed in me so much. So like, he like brought me everywhere with him. And like, I got to like learn a lot. And like, at the time I was like, this is my life. So I'm so lucky to be able to like be in these rooms and like do this stuff.

So like, I sometimes like miss that feeling of like. Do you miss the structure ever as well? Yeah. Sometimes. It's just it is really, really crazy how fast like everything has happened for you. And I like I always talk about this because I kind of came up in a time where it was really slow. Right. Like, you know what I mean? Like getting management and just people didn't take an influencer seriously at all at the time that I like blew up. So it was like very like the way that's so nice. It's true. You're so nice. I love you. It's true. I don't, I definitely, I don't look at it that way, but I appreciate that. And it definitely just was like a very different time. And it was like, I remember we were first

texting and you were still working at your job and you're like, let's go get lunch or whatever. And you were like, okay, when I or whatever and you were like okay when i'm off and like whatever and then like before i know it you're like signed to a label you're making shit with olivia rodrigo you're doing all this just crazy shit and it's does she reached out that was yes that if you were to ask like what's the one person that reached out she reached out right before vampire came out well no vampire came out i made a reaction video to it where i was just like flailing around in my bed. Because who doesn't love Olivia Rodrigo?

You were with someone. No, I was alone. Oh, that was Peyton for Logical. Oh my God. I was alone for Vampire. And then I woke up to a comment from her. And I was like, ah! And then 20 minutes later, I got a DM.

And she was like, are you free tomorrow? And I was like, I'm literally free for the rest of my life. Yeah. God, I love her so much. much that is so awesome knowing that she's funny like that like I feel like it's like you're one of those people where if someone likes your content I know they're funny so and it's like no it's just like do you know what I mean yeah also there's nobody ever that has done like what you do specifically like and no one can I've seen people like try and I'm like oh that's embarrassing well if somebody else came out like all of a sudden role playing I'd be like I that's so funny you say that because I feel like I'm so unoriginal with it so that's why I

feel like I have to like make so many bits up as I go along of my life no it's incredible I don't think so at all and you know I take inspiration from you with that by the way like you would always make stuff that you do like you know what I mean like a bit like everything's like a bit and so everything's a bit everything's a bit and so that's like I Like, you know what I mean? Like a bit, like everything's like a bit. And so everything's a bit. Everything's a bit. And so that's like, I lost my luggage once and I was like crying on the floor and I was like, whatever, like, I'm just going to make this my entire personality. Absolutely.

It does. It really is that it does. Like, I think it makes living life more fun. And I've always been that way. Like even before social media, just I'm dramatic as hell. Like whatever it is, I'm making it the bit or something something bad's happening I'm like well at least this is for the bit you know right and I think everyone should live like that everything should be for the fucking bit that's how I was before it everything happened it was just like um it was people called

it like hyper fixation and not a bit and now people are able to call it a bit which makes me feel yeah it's literally just hyper fixation. It's just my horrible ADHD, but it works. It works. It does work. It really does. I want to, what else do I want to know? So now like, how does that work? First of all, I want to go back to the Olivia thing.

So she DMs you, she shows up, you guys just make a TikTok. Have you hung out since? Like, do you talk? What's? Oh, I congratulate her on stuff like a freak. I'm like, congrats. Please text me back. So I went over to, I think we were at her

manager's house or something and she opened the door and I was like oh my god like I can't believe I'm like with Olivia Rodrigo right now yeah and we just sat and hung out and ate like candy for like an hour and then uh I had I had brought blood bags to make do like a little vampire skit with and so we took straws and filled them up with like cranberry juice for like 30 minutes and talked and then by the time we filled the skit filmed the skit it was like like we were so comfortable and she's so cute yeah she's the best do you feel like your friendship with Sophia has helped you kind of yes like navigate the celebrity of it all yes do you know what I mean I listen to anything she says. Like I go to her.

She's like my big sister. I go to her for absolutely everything. She's been in the game for so long that I ask her everything. So like if I'm unsure about something, like I usually call her. Yeah. And I'm like, what do you think about this? How did you guys meet? My best friend, Alice.

Yeah. The British one who I go to London with. Yeah. Her brother is married to Sophia. Oh, okay. Yes. And so Alice and her brother are very close and everyone just spends a lot of time together. And then Sophia and I really just clicked. And then after this all happened, we got even closer. Was this before your social media journey? Yes. That's actually kind of that's so crazy. Yeah. It's like it's just so like I remember because it was like right when you

first started really getting big. Everyone's like he's at the wedding. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, it's just so like, I remember it. Cause it was like right when you first started really getting big. Everyone's like, he's at the wedding. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And it was just so like, I think you didn't you like do like a speech or something? Oh, it was a flower. Oh no. I, I, well, I did the pass up.

I did a pass that post review at the wedding. They had octopus at the wedding. Yeah. Well, they had octopus like at the restaurant the, a few nights before the wedding. So I did it there. And that was the most anxious I've ever been to do one. Really? Yeah.

Well, you had an audience. I had a fucking audience. What? Tell us about the wedding. Best week of my life. Oh, my God. Best week of my life. Like, absolute fairy tale.

Like, I remember just being like, what is happening right now? Like, she just like, she would come down every day looking absolutely perfect. Like, ethereal. Like, perfect. Like ethereal, like perfect. And she was so happy. She was like the easiest bride, like the most easygoing, happy bride. And like, it was so slay. And it was just so awesome to be around. You could feel the love.

Everyone was so happy to be there. And like, it was just us in the hotel and we were just like running around and like. So did people get drunk? How beautiful. Yeah. I got wasted. Absolutely wasted. And then I had scaries.

Like, have you ever had scaries that same night? Yeah. Oh my God. I had scaries that night. Like I was like, oh, like what did I do? And everyone was like, it's literally a wedding. It's not about you. Yeah.

That's I always get so drunk at weddings. Yeah. Like I just, I don't know what to do with my hands. Oh, I black out. It's just one of those things. Every time. But it was so fun. That's what you have to do at a wedding though. It's almost like embarrassing if you aren't a blackout at a wedding.

She was just like, and then she, so after the dinner, she changed into her after party look, which was like, I think it was modeled off of, I forget her name, some really famous model. It was like this Chanel look and she just popped out and I was like, oh my God. She was on stage with Good Charlotte and it was like, she was just like rocking out and like just fucking killing it. Like, it was so cool to see.

She really just is that bitch and I think She is that bitch. It's so like, it was just perfect timing, everything. Like the Sofia Richie era and you, like, your come up was like at the same time. And you guys already being friends at just, and it's even just for her. I think that your guys,

this friendship, like it almost humanizes her in a way that, you know, I feel like I looked at her like, well, I still do look at her. She's like, she's like royal.

And not that like, just in a good way, like knowing that you guys are like silly together and stuff like that. I think she's the most silly and she's the best. Like and the best part about that whole wedding thing is that no one was expecting any of that for any of that to happen. Like I just remember being like, I really think you should like do your do a TikTok this week. Yeah. And she was like, OK.

And so I'd be in the room and then I took her phone and I would lock myself in the bathroom and i would like edit for her yeah because she was the bride she's so busy so i'm like i will edit for you like you go do your thing like and i would edit and i would hand her the phone back and then like all of a sudden we woke up it's just the most viral wedding in the world and she was like wait the people are really talking about this i was like no like a lot of people are talking about this there's not a person who's not talking about that is crazy it's cool that she didn't even kind of know or like plan any of that she was just so in the moment love and like it was like a it was like a real beautiful like wedding like i know her i'm like oh my god i'm so

proud it's so fucking incredible though really fucking is i want that she's younger than us that is crazy do you have any advice for the the girls out there trying to be in their Sofia Richie era as someone who sees her in a light that maybe not everyone sees her in? She's just so I feel like herself, like she's just like, God damn it. I'm fucked. She's so. But no, I feel like and that really shines through. Like she's just like, you know, she's happy. She's happy where she's at. She's happy with her life. And she's so, she loves her friends.

She loves her family. And I think that's why people really tend to gravitate towards her. I mean, that's at least. That makes sense. Yeah. I think that is a thing that people don't talk about enough

is like a lot of times there isn't a secret to it. Right. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. There's, she's just, she's just that girl. Do you think she's going to end up

being the one that sets you up with like your first real person? Like first real boyfriend, first real. Like I could just so see that. Maybe. Yeah, probably. She's got good taste. Because I like take her word as like the Bible.

Yeah. So like if she'll recommend me to a guy and she's like, go out with this guy, like I'll do it. That's so slay. I'm so excited to see who the first person you end up like dating is. Oh God. Me too. Are you on the apps at least? Yes. And they are the, God. Me too. Are you on the apps at least?

Yes. And they are the worst thing for my mental health. Are you on Raya? Yes. It's hard for me because I don't like going on dates either. I get nervous before dates and I have to drink before them, which is like a bad habit. But you have to go. I once went on a date and I was like, I'm going to drink.

This is great. We're in my neighborhood. And he ordered tea. I'm so sorry. I'm not here to shame. He wasn't like sober though. He wasn't like, I'm sober. He was just like, I'm feeling tea tonight.

And I was like, this is already not working. That would scare me. That would scare me so badly. It really would. And that's so horrible. I've done that. Can I be real? You have?

It was 7 p.m. at night. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? Like, what is happening? I just feel like it's so important to a first date. And I want to grow out of that so bad because it's like, obviously, I don't really want somebody who's just drinking all the time. Right. But I am drinking all the time. As you guys may or may not know, I go on my little sober stints and I'm on one right now.

I'm taken right now, obviously, so I'm not having to to like date But I've had sober stints where I was going on dates and It is like weird like I almost Can feel like the other person's like really You're not like you know what I mean like you're not Drinking and you make them uncomfortable But I like it because it's like intimidating And I'm like I've gone out with sober people and just Pretended I didn't drink like I've pre-gamed

The date and just had to Ride it out until it was over Oh that's kind of awful I'm a good Pretender though I've also gonegamed the date and just had to ride it out until it was over. Oh, that's kind of awful. I'm a good pretender though. I've also gone on dates with sober people and blacked the fuck out. I've been like so awful and embarrassing. Yeah, but then you don't want to like, I would always be afraid that they'd be like,

why are you drinking so much? Oh, I've definitely done that. Yeah, me too. I've definitely been that. I need to go on more dates. This is like inspiring me to, but the apps are so hard. I feel like I make myself look like such a fool on the internet that some people like can't take me seriously.

And also the gay scene in LA is so intimidating. That's I mean, dude, Ari one time was showing me his hinge and like, no, you wear the shirt that literally says gay on it. He was showing me his hinge though. And the the gay scene on hinge it was like furries and shit it's like it was like really fucking scary like it was like but then it's also like

you know there's like there's these groups of gays that are just like that you get so i get so nervous around i feel like such an idiot around like i don't know like i just i can never tell when someone's flirting with me unless they're like, I want to fuck you. I'm like, oh, he's flirting. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, thank you. Like, um, but I can never tell.

And my friends are like, no, he's, he's flirting. I'm like, I can't, I'm such, I'm so, I think my, my fatal flaw is how impatient I am. I'm so fucking impatient. Me too. And so I can't stand the, the buildup of it. And like the limbo. Me too. And so I can't stand the build up of it. And like the limbo. Me too. I can't consistently talk to someone long enough to even get on a date most of the time.

That's my issue. I think I have to just be so upfront in those situations. I'm so like what are we coded? Like I will go on three fucking dates and I'm like so what are we? Me after one date. Wait me after one date. Oh not one date oh not me unfortunately i keep getting locked in kind of like the stressful hard part yeah that's the hard part is physically

getting there i need somebody to be like okay let's do this tomorrow yeah otherwise if it's like we have to text for a couple weeks i will i just opposite though i want to facetime like three times like i want to know that you're not fucking weird yeah that's the worst thing you like have to do that kind of no No one really wants to murder me. I guess that's true. I wasn't even thinking murderer. I was more so just thinking like can you hold a conversation. Because that is like the fucking worst.

Like if I'm trapped on a date with you and you can't. And I can't be nice about it. Like I will literally just be like check please. Like I can't. I'm also the worst at restaurants because I can't sit still. So I'm like I need to get up and go. That's fair. And so like, I'm like, I'm like, oh, like I just, I need to leave.

Like actually Lexi was with me one time we were in New York and she hadn't even finished eating and I was like, I need to go. And we got the check and I paid it. I stood up and we were like half inside, half outside. I walked outside and looked at her and my friend Cassidy and was like, you guys can finish. I just can't sit down down I kind of understand that completely I'm like such an asshole in the regard that once I finish my meal I expect everyone to be finished it's like what are we doing it's horrible it's my worst trait and I hate it but I I start to sweat I get

really hot and then I'm like I need to go I need to get I completely understand I'm the exact same way like can we eat with some fucking hustle and bustle? Right. Can we eat with intent? Back to tour. I must meet up with you guys in Fayetteville. Wait, can you please like just be a guest? We want to have guests. Wait, can I be a guest in Fayetteville? You were a guest for Brie and Grace too, right? Yes.

And that was so fun. Same thing. We'll run it all by your team. We won't blindside you for anything. I promise. Because the canceled live shows are crazy. Wait, I'm like game for it. I'm like, let's do it.

Fayetteville is my place. I love the University of Arkansas. We're about to book you for Fayetteville. Wait, what day are you there? Do you know? I mean, I'm asking, let's do it. Fayetteville is my place. I love the University of Arkansas. We need to be Arkansas. Wait, what day are you there? Do you know? I mean, I'm asking. You know what? We can talk about this later, but yes, a game. You have to absolutely come and we do some shit live. I would love to. No, absolutely. And now the Fayetteville

fans are going to be so excited that they get you. I have an Arkansas hat. I wear it every single day. I, because it meant so much to me. I didn't know that people would show up. And so seeing people show up I had no idea I was like you can't see numbers online

and be like okay this is totally it doesn't feel real that's what happened to me on tour I was like oh my god these are real human people no you can't you people are like

so many of course people are gonna show up I'm like I don't know like I know artists have to cancel their tours all the time because they don't sell Arkansas doesn't feel like a real place.

I don't know if I've ever been to Arkansas. And I'm like, is that? I haven't either. What is it even like? Like, what does it look like there? They are so nice. They are so nice. I love that you're just an Arkansas stan.

Wait, and I was going and everyone was like, why are you going to Arkansas? And I was like, my first live show was there. And they were like, I feel like you don't have any pussies in Arkansas. Like, no one's going to show up. And I was like. I love that your fans are pussies. Have you been into any trouble with like the whole pussies thing being your yeah first brands like weren't game for it and then I was like okay so I won't work with you I don't care yeah thank god and then they came back and

we're like wait never mind I love it so much because I was like I don't give a fuck I was like if you're not gonna take me as I am like this is how I blew up this is how everything happened for me if you're not gonna take me as I am then that's fine yeah imagine if you tried to make it like g-rated no then it's where's the fun yeah there's no fun completely and I'm just I am a pussy what's going on in the world right now I want to know your like takes on topics oh yeah I swear to God Drake's

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only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. I can't believe he's hung like that. Can I be honest with you? I really thought it was going to be a. Me too. Pito, pito. I, he does kind of give those vibes the way that he moves on stage.

I have already talked about this. But maybe that's why he dances like that because there's like another leg in the way. Yeah, maybe. I've never seen something like that. I was floored. I sent it to every single person I know. I said, watch this right now before it gets taken down. You know what? It hasn't gotten

taken down because I bet he's like, keep it up. Not kidding. I bet he leaked it. Honestly, I feel like I would do that to myself. If I were like, horsed up, I would 100% post my own photos. I love, I just called my boyfriend Horsecock the other day and then I found out his little brother was like on the other side of the

phone and I like I'm not kidding I can't get over it I'm so mortified I am I didn't know and oh wow the silence is crazy that's what needs to happen is you need to always say that somebody else is in the room if you are on speakerphone

I answer the phone and I say, Aya, are you alone? I love Aya. Like I say Aya and then my friends are either like yes or no. Or I always, if I answer, I say, hi, I'm with blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Or I say, hi, you're on speaker with blah, blah, blah. 100%. I've never, because I have been in.

He knew he made a mistake of very, very vital mistake immediately as it happened. But I just can't. I bet he won't do it again. It's just like, well, it's like, you know, don't be horse cocked up if you don't want to be called horse cocked. Yeah. You know, and I've always said that. It's also a compliment.

It really is. It's just I just don't think his little brother needed to know that. How old is his little brother? Oh, man. We just don't even have to. Okay, period. What do you think yours would be like if you had one? I don't think so.

I really don't think so. I think you would have a big one. I think I would have a small one probably because I'm short. I have a little brother. I have a think so. I really don't think so. I think you would have a big one. I think I would have a small one probably because I'm short. I have a little brother. Do you? Are you talking about penises or little brothers? That's why I was like, when he was like tiny,

I was like, tiny little brother. Like, what are you talking about? My brother is short. I wish I had a little brother. Like, what are you talking about? My brother is short. I wish I had a little brother or a penis. Honestly, both are two things I really want. What would you do the first day that you had a penis besides masturbate?

Spell my name in snow. I would fly to snow and I would start peeing and I would write Tana. I've never done that. You haven't? You should try it. You're wasting your art. Yeah. The only thing I do, and this is so gross.

I'm so excited. Okay, well, I pee in the shower. Like, I'm sorry if that's. Be so fucking for real. Pick me. Someone was like. Pick me, choose me. No, someone was yelling at me.

And I play the game every time I get in the shower where I make sure that I have to get it in the bullseye of the drain or else I'll get bad luck for five years. I pee in every single shower I've ever been in. Thank you. Okay well normally I would say that's normal but everyone was like ew the other day. I'm really sorry people did that to people. Okay sorry I didn't mean to come off like Junie B.

I'm sorry. The Junie B reference is hilarious. Dude oh Junie B. I'm sorry that was cunty. He texted me and he was like who's Junie B. She sent me an apology. No she didn't. Because she was getting hate. Okay, so what exactly happened? What did she say in the apology?

No, I haven't opened it. I'm not kidding. What did she say to you? Because I feel so guilty. She said to you, you will never work with these brands? Not in so many words. You were there. She literally just like every time.

Yeah, it's more the series of pick me events. She'll just say the most insane things, like out-of-pocket things, but I really think she like, I think those are just- Believes that. Yeah, and like, she's not intentional. She's not being mean,

but it's very like, oh my God, I cannot believe you thought that was okay to come out of your mouth. I've had a lot of fun with her, and I want to clarify that. We have a lot of characters where we'll tell like a negative story,

and it's like, you know, the story- I mean, he's looking, he's going, no, you haven't. The yeah fuck no like of course the negative crazy story is gonna make it to the podcast that doesn't negate that one time like she really liked my outfit and like we talked about boys for 30 and like it was fine you know i've had fun with her but listen if i tell a story about somebody on the podcast i

like you know it's between you and me and not her you know what i mean you guys do not have to comment on her stuff but i literally she got so many comments she literally just dm me and she was like so how long should i filter my comments for just like realistically speaking like how many weeks oh fuck and i was like, ah, six. I mean, and I also feel like you gave her a lot of leeway. You know, like time one, time two, time three. But she knows. And like what I've said, she knows that really like actively happened.

I believe I'm here for this. Like this is amazing. Like, holy shit. We love you, Junie B. I like this idea of you just being here for some lore. Let me see what I have for like our podcasts that we could maybe talk about. I want to see if I have any topics that I wrote down for just you and me that you would be way better for. Isn't it crazy?

Someone put me on to this the other day. Okay. Dyslexia is a really hard word to spell. Don't you think that's kind of like fucked up? Yeah. D-Y-S-L-E-X-I-A. No, but you don't have dyslexia. Same concept. My brother does.

Your tiny brother? Yeah. People with a lisp can't say lisp. Oh, that's what I was going to say. Oh, that's fucked up. I was going to tell you that next. I'm so sorry, but you're so woke. You didn't even let me get to it.

Saying stutter makes you kind of stutter. Stutter. You know who has a lisp? Well, no, man. He's looking at you like, don't you dare. Ibophobia is the fear of palindromes, words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards. And ibophobia is

spelled the same forwards and backwards. I don't know what any of those things are. I'm so sorry. Have you guys seen Griselda on Netflix yet? No, but I keep hearing I should. It's amazing. Really? I haven't shut up about it all week. Sofia Vergara is everything. She's that bitch. I want her to cuss me out so bad. No, she, and she like shows off her

acting chops in this, um, in this show. She's amazing. I really have been meaning to watch that. I think I will. You would love it. It's amazing. Well, I've never seen Narcos either. Now everyone's like, you gotta watch Narcos if you love Griselda it's the same vibe yeah well because the show starts off with a quote and it says the only man I was ever scared

of was a woman named Griselda Blanco dash Pablo Escobar and I was like oh this show is about to be my new favorite thing oh that's actually fucking crazy isn't that hard like that's like yeah that's crazy I have to watch it I need a new series I love a female drug lord same like I swear that was my journey and i just somehow ended up on this couch with the microphone you know what i mean this couch i don't know i wouldn't have been good at

it at all i cannot keep a secret yes i can keep a secret what was i gonna fucking say just now did you see sofia vergara on drew berrymore No, I haven't. It was so funny. She like kind of cooked Drew Barrymore. What'd she say? Well, let me find it. Wait, was she the one who was like, oh, it didn't look like you did that much makeup for it. And she was like, Drew, shut up. Because Sofia obviously had to go through like all this.

Right, right. Like prosthetics and stuff. And someone was like, no, you looked the same. That's what Drew Barrymore was saying to her. And she was like, you know what that's giving? that's not the truth ellen oh my god i we what's her name again dakota johnson dakota johnson we do not like we did not give her enough credit at the time for like cooking ellen multiple times incredible person everything she does the most like iconic like do you remember she architectural digest when she lied about the

lemons i knew you were gonna say that what would you do i don'tural Digest when she lied about the lemons. I knew you were going to say that. What did she do? I don't know. Yes, I was. She did an architectural digest where she walks through her home and shows everything. She's like, these are the lemons I have every day. And then later she's like, I don't know why I said that. I don't eat lemons. She's like, I fucking hate lemons. I don't even know why I made that up. I love her. I have a crush on her.

Same. I'm really good for her. For sure. Fifty Shades of Grey. Maybe that's why. Fifty Shades of Grey changed me, dude. I couldn't. I never watched it. her same i'm really good for her for sure 50 shades of gray maybe that's why 50 shades of gray changed me dude i couldn't i never watched it what i don't know i think you have to i know i think i have to too it's hot it is hot but it just makes me upset because i want jamie dornan and like i watch it and i can't have them that's so i'm like i just yeah that's why he couldn't see salt burn i didn't make it through salt. Because I thought it was about a love story and then it's not about it. Well, I can't watch Call Me By Your Name again because I dream of a romance like that.

With an old man in Italy. I haven't even seen it. I'm sorry. It like ruined my life. I watched it in high school and I was like, that's what I want. I get so like romantically involved with characters that it can like actually like one time. I'm not kidding. I can get over a breakup just watching Vampire Diaries through again because Damon Salvatore.

I'm like, I will never love somebody as much as I love him. You know, Missy Falls is a real place. We have to go. Wait, it's like a real place. The church is real. Everything is real. We have to go on Vampire Diaries. Oh my God.

Really? On the Vampire Diaries. It's amazing. It's amazing. That's the only show I've watched like seven times through and every single time I'm just as interested. Really? I stopped after season four, but then I.

What? I know. And then I watched the season, the series finale with my friend Peyton and she was hysterically sobbing. Oh my God. You would love demons so much. It would make you sick. Okay.

Maybe I'll get into it. She kills people. It's awesome. I was just going to say I can only obsess over characters if they're murderers, which I know. Oh, so do you like Dexter? Everyone in the show is a murderer. Dexter's my favorite show of all time.

What? I didn't even know that. Yeah, I love him. Michael C. Hall could fucking. Yeah, he's hot as fuck. Deck me in the face. Oh, wow. I swear to God.

You know he got cancer and then came back for the next Dexter? No way. I might have just made that up. Okay. I think that's true. I'm not sure. He's gorgeous. He really is.

What else do I have? Do we see Demi Lovato singing Heart Attack for the cardio people? Iconic. I think it's easily the funniest thing to ever happen in the world. It's like, do you remember when Beyonce did the 9-11 tribute and she did the no passengers on my plane thing? Do you remember that? That's what it's giving. I don't remember that, but that is what you've never seen this.

Look it up. It's like, it's just giving that. What I saw someone say, though, like the fact that Demi Lovato chose that song when she has a song called Give Your Heart a Break. Why would she choose heart attack? It's iconic. And I said, I said the other day, I said in 10 years time, we are going to look back on that and think that it was the most amazing thing ever. And then someone's like commented like, yeah, like it's going to be like, hi, I'm blah, blah, blah.

And I'm dressed up as Demi Lovato singing heart attack. Oh, this Halloween. I'm so sad. She had poo and now this. She's like a meme always. Don't, don't forget about the yogurt shop. I can't talk. The yogurt shop. The yogurt shop changed me as a fucking person. No, I went to the big show and I can't talk. The yogurt shop.

The yogurt shop changed me as a fucking person. No, I went to the Big Chill and I remember being like, is this what she freaked out about? Wait, what is it called? It was the Big Chill. That's the place? Yeah, it was the Big Chill.

Whoa. That's what she was freaking out because they had, what did they have? It was like sugar-free cookies or something. Sugar-free, like they're literally diabetic. Sugar-free cookies are still there.

It's like historical. Yeah, it really is. I need to try them. I'm not kidding. I better honestly give them a little boost because of how many people are like that. Oh my God, no. I went there and I have photos. I'll send them to you guys or I'll find them after this of me being like, oh my God, like

I think I took a photo in front of it. Like I was like, oh my God. It's a landmark. It's a landmark. Wait, so what was she mad about? Because she was triggered by the sugar free. She got triggered that it said sugar free while she was on the way to get yogurt. But.

I'm dead serious. Because she was on a, she was, she was in recovery the sugar free. She got triggered that it said sugar free while she was on the way to get yogurt. But. I'm dead serious. Because she was on a she was in recovery I think. But. Which is very serious. But there are real diabetics who like need things to eat. Well it's also it was just like this is like a it was like a small business with like one location that takes cash only. So people were like girl.

Let them sell the sugar free cookies. Oh my god that's horrible. Yeah and she posted it to her cool like 60 million followers. Yeah. She was like fuck this place.

Oh my God. Wait. I do love her. Beyonce Diva live at Jay-Z 9-11 tribute concert in New York City live on Fuse TV. Do you know that

people think her next album is going to be country because she was wearing like the country hat and stuff. I would literally die. I would do anything. I'm in such a country like phase right now.

It'd just be cool to go from like house music to country. Like it'd be a cool transition. I agree 100%. I need her too because I did see Renaissance and it was amazing. But I was, it was just, it's not what I listened to. You know what I mean? So if she was up there. At first I was like, I don't know if I'm going to be able to get into this.

And then when you really listen to it, all the songs bleed into one another. Like they transition really well into each other. So I for like two months straight, I would play it from start to finish before I would go out. Oh, and now you. And then it just became like my like and then I saw it live and it was like amazing. It was insane live. She's just not real. She's not real.

Her life felt like she was like animatronics. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like I was just like, there's no way this is a real human being. It's crazy. And she's been at it since she was like a kid. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. I want to see her in her country era. Same. So bad. I want to see everybody in their country era. Same. Lana's in her country era really soon. Do you know who asked me to come on the canceled podcast?

Who? Do you know that girl who became famous for like looking like Ariana Grande? Paige. I blocked her. Wait, why? Wait, why not? Okay. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Yes. Paige Newman is her name now. I blocked her. It really upset me what she was doing. She wants to come on canceled. Oh.

And I think it's so funny. We don't talk about this enough The amount of people that ask me to come on cancelled And I'm like you are not getting tickets for that show Not that we're like Not that we're like the shit That made me sound like such a fucking narcissistic asshole And I don't mean like that

No it's your show you can do whatever the fuck you want Thank you so much I just think it's like certain people It's like for what I don't really know a lot about her But what she's doing with the Ariana thing like upsets me like it genuinely upsets me do you see the girl that did that with Taylor Swift Ashley yes and then someone was like Taylor and she's like it's Ashley people were like on her side for a little bit but then we found out like what I think she had like all this surgery and she actually did

like not naturally look like Taylor Swift I just know that if someone like did that to look like me, like not that that would ever happen, but I would be weirded out. Yeah. Someone did that to me. No way. Were you weirded out? TikTok was Tana Mongeau too. And she got to like a million followers like that.

And then Alex Warren surprised me with her. And then she was, she was like Australian and she was interesting. She moved past it though. She did move past it. Very different. And she's, yeah, now she goes by her real name.

I think it's Jasmine, but I want to ask you like, what if we had her on, but we pretended like she was Ariana Grande. That's what I was about to say. That would be the most amazing thing of all time. I think you should do it. Well,

I have to unblock her. Like imagine we just had her on and like we completely the entire time, like she was just Ariana. And then that was our new bit. Like we have like Oprah next week. I don't think so. I don't think it's for me. Just pitching.

Okay. I'll think I'll sleep on it. Sit on it. Sleep on it. Sit on it. Sit on it. I want to sit on something. Men who would shove women and children out of the way on the Titanic.

Did you guys see that TikTok? No. Is that a thing? A girl was talking on TikTok about how she knows so many men who would shove women and children out of the way. I would not put it past any man. And I thought it'd be fun if we just all named a man who would shove women and children out of the way.

Awesome. Matt Rafe. So true. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Matt Reif. So true. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Charlie Sheen. For sure.

Oh my God. I want to keep going. Okay, keep going. I'm having fun. Jonah Hill. You think? I don't think he would. I think he would.

I don't, I think he's. I'm not a sympathizer, but I don't think he would. Wait. he would. I don't, I think he's. I'm not a sympathizer, but I don't think he would. Wait, am I missing some lore? Yeah. Remember? Oh. Very misogynistic.

Oh, then maybe he would. I don't know. I don't know. I think who. But he could misogynize me. Okay. I just want to put that out there.

There's certain men where it's like, I saw this TikTok the other day. What the fuck is wrong with me? My screen time has been 15 hours a day. Yeah, same. Mine's so bad. I saw this TikTok the other day where it was like reasons I can't? My screen time has been 15 hours a day. Mine's so bad. I saw this TikTok the other day where it was like reasons I can't be in the war.

And it was like, because of a guy pulled a gun on me, I would think it was hot. And I was like, damn, like me. Like, you know, sometimes I don't mind. Like, I'll go to the kitchen. Sorry, Sofia Richiera. She works. Never coming. Huh?

No, no, no. I always say I want to be in my Sophia Richie era. And it's just like, then I say something like that. And it's like, it's never going to happen. Oh, ever. Yes. She works. I love you for that. Any more men who would shove women and children out of the way?

Stephen Hawking. Just rolling into them. We got to stop running them over. We're getting at that moment where we just start saying shit. Well, Jake, Shane, we love you successfully. it you did it i know i know you were horrified to come on and i hope not because we're like horrifying to you but i know it's you guys are amazing i was just i you know you guys you've been at it forever i was just intimidated no you are the best and you're killing it with therapist right now thank you i'm so excited to i know your guests have been crazy it is so yeah you just had renee rap yeah that was she came in and i was like do you know how

much this means to me that you're doing this right now and she's like oh shut up it's fine i'm like no no no like do you understand and it's crazy when you think about like renee and tate have both been on and like in my head it's gonna be like miley and orianna in like oh my god in my dream we're gonna have the doppelgangers over here on the couch in a couple years. Like, I'm just so excited to see where you go with that. You've needed a podcast from a jump. If you ever need,

if like Renee Bales or something like we're here, we're figuring out, we're figuring out. We would love to come on and be therapized by you. And I think the pussies need to therapist. Oh no, wait, I'm dead serious about that.

I must come to Fayetteville. You have to come to Fayetteville. And we're going to go out and blackout in Fayetteville. Oh my God. I'm dead serious about that I must come to Fayetteville you have to come to Fayetteville and we're gonna go out and black out in Fayetteville oh my god I'm relapsing seriously stay tuned I love you so much I love you and thank you for coming on yay

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