Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 75: TANA AND BROOKE’S FIRST FIGHT ON TOUR… - Ep. 75

Episode Date: March 11, 2024

On this episode we dive into the highs and lows of live shows and the fast paced nature of like on the road. We discus the People’s Choice Awards, Billie Eilish, and Adam Sandler. Brooke and Tana have a fight on the bus… FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/cancelled Try MOOD’s new THCa flower today! For a limited time only, get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll. Just go to hellomood.com and use promo code CANCELLED. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A To listen to the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Find a Michelin TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. I want to do it together now because we've been doing it together in the live shows. Is it so weird for you to like sit down and do this now because of the live shows like it is for me? Sort of. My favorite thing about the live shows is really like that it's live like that we can just like talk fucking shit. You know like you can say anything expose anyone names.

Yeah but we do that anyway we just cut it later. I guess that's true it's just it's just still like more unhinged and like offensive and shit so now i have to get like dial it back to like this lives forever mode yeah you know i get it we've been on tour we have been on tour it has been like so crazy like just crazy it's only been like a little over a week. Is that not the craziest thing? You have to be making that up. You have to be lying to me. No, I'm not. It's been like probably two weeks.

I've lost all concept of time. What was our first day? It was New Orleans. New Orleans. But I wish I knew the actual date of it. Let's see what it was. But it was like really recently. Like even that I was like one week just

passed like a few days ago i was posting photos from new orleans and i was like that feels like a fucking year ago i know it's crazy because it's like you don't realize like i know it sounds so stupid like when i say it out loud because i've already tried to say this out loud to somebody and then i felt i just felt dumb but like you work like six days in a row and you're like oh my god like six days ago feels like a lifetime ago but then i'm like most people work six days in a row and you're like, oh my God, like six days ago feels like a lifetime ago. But then I'm like, most people work six days in a row. I mean, like if I work six days in a row in LA, it's just different. I think it's because it's like, like a meet and greet. Like you're meeting a hundred people.

Living the same day over and over and over and over again. Maybe because like also we've been kind of like, I don't know. Well, that too. I was, I checked my steps the other day on my health app, Brooke. Are you getting steps or are you not getting steps? Oh, wait, you, of course you're not getting steps. At all. Like, cause we go from the, well, especially me, cause I'm not a morning person. You guys know, but I go from. Not a morning person is such a funny way to describe waking up at 6 PM. Well, I've been waking up at like realistically like two or three and I go

from the bus to the green room. I sit there and get ready then we go do the meet and greet and then we do the show and then we do another meet and greet and then we do the another show and obviously this takes more time than how I'm explaining it but like my steps are like 500 steps like that is really crazy and it's like but it's just I feel like mine would be higher because I've been running all around yeah that's true although I am on a lime so like there's not a lot of physical activity happening. I'm happy you're getting to live out your Lyme fantasy regardless. I will say, though, I really like I have my life flashed before my eyes on a Lyme the other day. And I almost had to stop for good because I'm like, if I show up to one of these shows toothless.

And you'd have to like be FaceTiming in from the hospital. So, yeah. Remember, Ken Urich came to our show in Austin and she she was like you need to be careful on those limes because like a bunch of my friends have like reconstructed their whole faces on the limes and i'm like no way and then literally maybe two hours later i get tagged in a story of a girl who limed home from our show she got full stitches in the bottom of her face i'm begging you to stop and then you wanted to get heelys the other day i'm like can we just for the venues because that there's so like so much empty concrete smooth floor yeah that's true i that's so fun i imagine like the whole team just ripping it around it would be so fun i will be planted um but i'll be

you need 10 toes down at all times all that's one thing about me just in everything i think my feet should always be planted on the ground that's why i don't ice skate it's just i can't see you being a very um big fan of ice skating i will say yeah no i don't i've never like i just i can't my feet have to be flat on the fucking floor or bad things will happen but that makes me a good uh videographer for everyone else's uh okay journey you know but um dude i actually can't believe it's only been two weeks and the fact we have three more to go just for this first leg and this is the short leg of the tour. I mean, I do. On the other hand, like, I love it.

I love it. No, it's so much fun. I just like I have to break it up in certain ways. Like it's helped. We're in Nashville right now. We've been here for like today was our first real day off. We have another one tomorrow. Or wait, no, yesterday.

Yesterday was our first day off. I was sick all day yesterday. But it helps to break it up a little bit because then you're like kind of excited to go back to it like i had bus call the other day and i was like oh my god i can't wait i can't wait to get back on the bus yeah i miss the bus a lot i really like living on a bus i feel like austin mcbroom i am austin mcbroom um i need to i want to use his sound it's like this is my bus there's parts of me where i get a little homesick or like whatever like tired because it's a different type of tired it's not tired like oh my god I did so much today it's like socially tired like because you're you want to talk to everyone and give them the best experience it's almost like

in the middle two of the shows like when someone will try to talk to me I'm like yeah you have to really give it all of your like mental energy but then I'll like get on the bus at night and I like imagine us doing it until we're like 40 like I could do it for a long time that's why I like it because I like to I like the camaraderie. We have such a good team. We haven't even talked about like we have people on our team that we didn't know before we were coming. Our merch girl, Ellie, our tour assistant, Allison, and our tour manager, Brie. It's an all girls team.

So fun. And they're so funny. Like Brie's the best. We actually might have her on. We're filming two episodes tonight. We think we're going to. She's fucking amazing. I've never had a tour manager.

Sorry to all my past tour managers that I love the way I love Brie. Like she's just fucking. She just makes everything feel so easy. And I love like a like a hey mama's lesbo. She's not a hey mama's lesbo. Really? Is that not? No, she is not a hey mama's lesbo.

And if she knew that you said that, I think she would lose it. But isn't Hey Mamas like tattoos and like... No, Hey Mamas is like... Like, would Brie ever come up to you and genuinely say like, Hey Mamas? Oh, like you think it's more personality and less aesthetic? Yes. Shit. But she's also not aesthetically...

Like, she got her hair done for five hours yesterday and she's so excited to like be like blonder. Like she's not a hey mama's lesbian. I actually don't know how they would differentiate between. Actually, maybe that's a question we ask her. Like what sort of lesbian? How would you describe your lesbianism? That's actually amazing.

You're so right. We should take it right to the source. For sure. I'm trying to think of like a hey mama's. Oh, bleep this. of like a hey mom is oh bleep this is a hey mom is lesbian yeah why are they similar they're not at all oh fuck oh fuck i'm digging myself in a deeper hole oh wow that's not very good it sucks because you guys we have so many fucking funny ass stories from tour like that have been happening like shit that fans are doing shit that

is just going down in each city like ari fucking sucked a bellhop like there's um there's a lot we had a fan the other night who was uh we can't say that because it's gonna ruin it at the live show we had a serious stretcher um hospital experience but it was funny it was funny and i know it doesn't sound funny but it was it was so funny but we can't go into these stories because they're we're telling them at the live shows so we don't want to do that but eventually when the tour is over and we can tell all those stories it's going to be so fucking fun i guess we can talk about before tour oh yeah what did we do before tour we went to people's choice award people's choice or i had a great time at the people's choice awards by the way this was my favorite one I've ever fucking been to.

It was like absolutely amazing. I think you and I just slayed and it was like so iconic. It was fun. I was drunk. We saw Billie Eilish. We saw Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler. It was.

That was the thing is I didn't even know. You don't know what's going to happen at these award shows until you get there. And I had no idea. I don't know why I'm so excited to see Billie Eilish. She was not excited to see us i've always known that like billy hates the influencer of it all of course like or just hates me i don't i don't know if it's like because she used to follow me and we would like interact and i like loved her so much and then i started posting a bunch of um rightfully so i could see why she would be like, fuck this. You know,

it was in my Jake Paul era. And I remember I started posting with Jake Paul and she commented like, yikes on one of the photos. And she, she ate with that one. She unfollowed me. And so,

you know, like I know that she's not into all the influencer shit, but you saw that clip of her being like, why are all these TikTokers here? Whatever. Like, I wonder who she saw.

I guess she was sitting near Bryce Hall. I know who she saw because you could see the direction in which she pointed. We knew where she was sitting and the only person seated, influencer wise, because it was actually a little bit confusing. There were influencer We were in the influencer section of the People's Choice Awards.

Bryce Hall, for whatever reason, was at the Hunger Games table. He was with Rachel Zegler. He was literally at the Hunger Games table. He was with Rachel's at like he was literally at the Hunger Games table. And I kept thinking to myself, like, how the fuck did he end up there? Not no shade to Bryce Hall, but like. You think he'd be more in like our area? Like I thought he would. So do you think she saw Bryce?

And that's why she was probably just like, what the fuck is Rachel doing with Bryce Hall? But the thing is, is people's choices like people's choice. It's about pop culture. Yeah. Which does involve and it like brings the numbers up right? Like a lot of the most viewed glam bots and different things were influencers. I think the most viewed glam bot

that they posted was you. If that's true that's such a lie. It is. So it's like. I just I don't know it makes me sad because like I'm posting her like fucking nonstop. I'm like literally in tears because i cannot believe she's in the same room as me i'm like oh my god what did i do to deserve this and meanwhile she's like yeah i fucking hate these stupid fucking idiot losers that's what makes me sad as so many influencers definitely just like really love her and she's i love her so much and you know what i hate like there's so many comments

too that are like yeah she's right she ate with that and it's like i get it but it's also like who's turning down an invite if you're invited to the people's choice like people's so many comments too that are like yeah she's right she ate with that and it's like i get it but it's also like who's turning down an invite if you're invited to the people's choice award like people's choices any award show like are you turning it down realistically that are you turning it down no you're fucking not in fact you're so fucking excited you're going out and you're buying your best dress and you're posting it all over the fucking internet so shut the fuck up you were making amends with josh richards oh i was yeah love him wait maybe not i don't love him. I don't know. I got to be careful saying I love people because they made fun of me for it. But he did.

I wouldn't say apologize because he didn't apologize. I think he kind of just there was like a misunderstanding. I think we all kind of misunderstood each other. But, you know, we had a good conversation. I really enjoyed it. I really like him. And that was fine. Okay. And then they went on BFFs and Dave Portnoy said, I looked good at the People's Choice Awards. And so no beef with the BFFs. Isn't he single? Imagine that was the story arc.

That's not the story arc. You're Miss Peaches' mom. I can tell you so much. That's not the story arc. Okay. But thank you, Dave. And I love Miss Beaches. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel,

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It's like humanizing. It's humanizing the fuck out of him. Like it makes him look so sweet and shit. It's like really cute. I really like it. I'm wondering who's taking the videos of them. That's what I want to know too. Is like who is it?

I don't know. I don't know why I've been really curious. If I was Silvana though I would be sick. Like there's something about like imagine like you date that man and like it's like you know why I've been really curious. If I was Silvana though, I would be sick. Like there's something about like, imagine like you date that man and like, it's like, you know what I mean? Well, I think because she had a big dog, like, I don't know, it would hurt me for sure. But like, I know that's not why he did it, but like, I'm hurt by everything. So I feel like that would really hurt me.

Yeah, like seeing the man that you just like left, like being all sweet and cute with this dog, like all the time. Yeah, after you guys had a dog. Yeah, I would be shattered. I also just feel like I didn't touch on Adam Sandler at the people's choice awards enough it absolutely changed my life it was the best moment of my life i love him so much the fact that my two actual like i like favorite favorite favorite people were in the same exact room like literally only 10 feet away from each other was like literally not okay and he looked so good i just watched his new movie last

night um space man was it good it's the type of movie i would absolutely never watch if it wasn't him but kind of interstellar vibes like you might like it and i liked it because it was him but he in the movie they kind of make him look a little older and more like he's going through it you know in the movie and i was like i had a whole mental breakdown again about just like a life losing adam sandler like i just i don't even know what i will do the fact that we even got to see him and he talked for so long because he won the people's icon. It was everything. I love like that.

We didn't know anything about like who's going to be there going into it. Like I saw the Hunger Games people and I lost it. Yes. I was like, that was my mission of the night. It was like, I have to meet Rachel. You were being so funny. You were like going on and on and on about the Hunger Games and how much you love the Hunger Games.

And Brianna Chicken Fry was like, she said something to something to you she told me i don't like musicals i said your life is a fucking musical brianna like you popped on her for a second i was like no what do you mean you don't like musicals you're dating the songbird of our generation they're so cute they are but doesn't matter all i wanted to do was meet rachel and I made it my life's mission. And I looked for her every like every single break. There's like 30 seconds that you can like walk around and then you have to sit down or someone takes your seat at the People's Choice Awards. So I was trying so hard to meet her and then I was like, oh, I just give it up. And lo and behold, at the after party, I'm standing next to the chicken sliders and she's just wandering around alone. Well, not alone with her boyfriend, her also very talented boyfriend who plays Sejanus in Hunger Games.

Oh, my God. I had to. I went up to them and they were so fucking nice. And I was like, that is absolutely amazing. I do love that. We did end up spending like our entire night at the People's Choice Awards with Natasha Bedingfield, which was so iconic. Wait there. You want to know why I hate you today?

Why? Because I swear on my life. First of all, I had just done Whitney's podcast like the day before. Whitney already beforehand. She texted me like, what are you wearing? I'm like, just to not know, like an hour before the People's Choice Awards, what you're wearing. Like she's just walking around her house, like looking for something to wear. Cracked me up.

And she shows up with Natasha and her and Natasha come over to our table. They're like, oh, we're bored at our table. like came over to ours and natasha beddingfield sat in my lap okay saying i've written i've never met her before in my life she came and sat in my lap and then i i obviously naturally started singing unwritten so she started singing with me with me i have 17 cameras pointed in my direction tell me why there's not one video of the interaction and cameras in existence there were so many like professional cameras so i was like perfect like this is getting captured so i just take like a like a photo like i'm just like okay photo whatever had i known no one was like capturing the fucking video i would have been a flashlight person so i

just have to live and tell that tale and hope that people believe me. It was the most iconic thing ever. She's it's so funny because I grew up loving her and like, I love the song unwritten and stuff. And I don't know what it is about her music and her image that you think she's going to be so like recluse and calm and, but her being best friends with Whitney is like, yeah. So she's just like actually like so fun and awesome. And it was like so iconic.

Cause she went on stage and sang unwritten with Sydney Sween sweeney and glenn powell because their movie like that's their movie's like song so everyone was like obsessed and then she just like came over and hung out with us all the time and i was like she posted that photo there is a photo there's two photos of the interaction but you can't even hardly tell she's sitting in my lab i'm like i just wish that everybody knew how amazing that was. And recorded it. I would have, had I known everyone was fucking, fucking up, I would have. There's a video going viral of you singing and you're pretty good. I keep seeing those.

People really want me to revive my music career. No, you know the one I'm talking about? There's a bunch. I've been seeing so many of them. This one. How'd you find that so fast? Because I made Bebe send it to me this morning because I'm going to do it as a sound in our dressing room.

What? Yeah. I'm going to remake this in my dressing room the fact that I took my singing career so far as to be doing covers on my snapchat I really think I'm gonna completely revive my music career and quit podcasting forever

I think you really have a future in it the Reese's is so funny I've been eating like an animal on this tour me too I think it's time that we try Ozempic I think you really have a future in it. The Reese's is so fun. I've been eating like an animal on this tour. Me too. I think it's time that we try Ozempic. I think so too. I think that. Contrary to popular belief in the comments.

I'm not kidding. I, because tour can go one of two ways. Like, you know, you can be like super healthy about it, but it's hard because you're doing the same exact routine every day and it's super fun. But I think that sometimes you're in search of other dopamine. Yeah. The only like ounce of excitement I can get in a day is like some kind of filthy, horrible meal that will literally clog my arteries and make me feel horrible the next day. But for whatever reason, I keep giving in and I've been eating the most disgusting things you

could possibly imagine. And it's fun for right now, but it's not sustainable. Dude, Makoa and I have just been on that bus eating shit off of our fucking chest. I had a brisket mac and cheese burrito the other day. It was so good. It was so good. I want it now. I'm not even kidding. But like, I can't, you can't, it makes me feel horrible. And I felt horrible. Like yesterday, we're in Nashville right now. I've been, I've been dying to go to Nashville for my entire life. And I couldn't even get can't, it makes me feel horrible. And I felt horrible. Like yesterday we're in Nashville right now. I've been, I've been dying to go to Nashville for my entire life. And I couldn't even get out of bed yesterday. Literally because of what you've been ingesting.

Yeah. I was thrown up. I was like, I was just not well. It's getting bad. Like we went to a waffle house the other day. I've been making Brooke, you guys, by the way, it is like my absolute favorite thing I've been doing. I've been making her hit the wax pen with me and like get high with me.

It's kind of just like, why not? You know? And it's been, you're so fun high. I'm trying to convince her for the next episode we shoot to do a completely high episode. We went to a waffle house and we were just like silent snorting waffles and like being just disgusting. I took my ham to go. And the other night it was like 3 a.m. and i was just eating a slab of ham off my chest and i turned to mccall and i was like a this man's gonna leave me b this is so embarrassing and c

just like what the fuck are you doing so it's like my whole reason i started like really going to pilates and like really like taking it there before we left for tour was to be in good physical shape for tour because i wanted to be like yeah like feel good like do good i felt like i had no energy on the last one and i've just thrown it all out. Oh, I did go to Pilates. Yeah. We've only been here a week. I went to Pilates once.

That's good. But I'm going to go tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. That's good. I might fuck up a hotel gym. Who knows? All these went to Bora Bora. Dude, I haven't even been able to go on my fucking phone and like look at their stories and all their shit.

I think it's helping me because for some reason I can't see myself on that trip i get what you're saying like some of the chuginess and stuff i don't mean it like that i don't know it never felt real like it never actually felt like i was going i don't know i'm just watching it back and i just feel like i have every single time i've ever watched a trip happen where it's like oh i'm just not there i think it's breaking my heart because bora bora is sincerely my dream travel destination. And I want to be there so fucking bad. It's so, and Grace O'Malley. I think though, at the same time with me being sober, it probably wouldn't have been fun for me because they do get like super drunk.

But like all the clips of Grace, like I just have such FOMO. I had so much fun with her in Hawaii. Like I know we would have fucked it up in Bora Bora. I did text her. I texted her yesterday just to see like if she was having fun. And she it's she said as a good friend i'll tell you it sucks but she goes but that's not true oh my god we didn't retake one of our spots and then turn down the trip it's funny because maureen the um ceo of tart hit up me and brooke and was like help us choose like who to bring so we were like pitching all these fucking

influencers and then to see them all there is like so funny I'm just like fuck you know but um yeah Bri ended up turning it down which is for her mental health which I think Bora Bora would help do I understand like not being able to go to Bora Bora for your mental health I'm going to Bora Bora for my

mental health every time that's just me personally I mean I don't know I get it if you don't want to like drink and stuff, but I'm starting to think that at the end of this tour, you and I go on our own trip to Bora Bora. I think we should go on like a straight up honeymoon. To Bora Bora. I'm not even kidding. Except you can bring your boyfriend and I bring up whoever is my boyfriend at the time.

And I absolutely love that. I want to talk about my boyfriend for a second. I think we should. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got a second. I think we should. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got a pro. So who's that pro? The pros at Tread Experts. From tires to auto repair, Tread Experts is always

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And I know that that's not with the podcast. That's not like interesting or whatever, but it's funny. I think that's plenty interesting. I don't think we have to have like one. You're right. I need to stop doing that. I'm in my new wholesome air. And if people don't like it, they can suck a dick and die.

But I want to suck a dick. I'm just kidding. I was worried a little for him like coming because it's like, we spent a lot of time together because with long distance, it's not the same as a regular relationship where you guys can spend the day together and then go home and spend your own nights together or whatever. It's like you spend chunks of time together 24-7 and then no time together. Yeah. You know, and that's that's just what it is. But we never spent this much time together and on a bus.

And like, we also do a lot of fun stuff when we're together. So I'm like, OK, I'm going to be working and in work mode. And like, you know, like what if we fight? Like, what if it's this, whatever? He has been the most amazing, perfect thing. Yeah, he really is great. It was like a test for me to see how we would work in that environment. And having him here, like, it has been like, just amazing.

Like, sincerely. And I think it's been good for everybody involved. Cause it's like, you need somebody who's gonna's gonna you know who sleeps in a little bit and yeah and you know tends to my all my random little needs and cares and whatever and he's fucking perfect and i love him so much but the other day so we got an ipad together right well i got set an ipad and pr i never used it i was like this can be our ip. Right. Because we're both such iPad kids. So we downloaded Farmville and we've been building a farm together. Um, and like I water, um, the plants and then he feeds the cows and like, it's really fun. It was my iPad to begin with. Right. And he kept asking me like, you know,

can you enter the passcode and whatever? And so finally I was like, fuck it. Like, I'm tired of like doing this. Like we should make a joint passcode and we share this iPad. But never in my life, Brooke Schofield, did I think I would be at the point where I shared an electronic device with a man. Like, I just can't even fucking believe, like I have an iPad and like he knows the passcode and I know the passcode and we share this device and

it's fine. Are your texts on it? No. Well, then what's the drama? Just still like my, like my camera roll, my other things. Even the other night we were ordering Uber Eats and I gave him my phone that had the Uber Eats open. And then I went to the bathroom and I was in the bathroom and I was like, Oh, cause usually you're doing some free shit. And I just, yeah, there's just no world where I'm having like a man on my phone without my complete supervision. It's just the first time in my life. And I'm so. That is beautiful.

Like city girl down. City girl down. This is a good thing. It is. It's just I'm like mind blown by it. I just can't even believe we have an iPad and we share a fucking passcode. Like I just. What is it? I

never, I never thought I would see the day. I'm not even literally kidding at all. And I just, I've been thinking a lot about my first relationship lately. And you know, the story about how like he blackmailed you. Was that the one? Yeah, that's the one. Um, and I actually want to touch on that. I just saw my first photo of him the other day. Cause I've heard his name, but I've never seen him before. I was like, wait. Yeah, it's well, I was a lot uglier. Like, this was pre-nose job, pre-teeth, pre- No, we were in the same league when we were together

for sure. Like, honestly. I didn't think he was ugly. You inferred that based on what I said. He's fucking ugly. And I can say that because of the things he's put me through. Oh, you know the whole story of the time that he stole my phone because he wanted to go through it. And he was like, I'm not giving your phone back until I can go through it and i was doing some sus shit you know and he stole my phone and he was like enter your passcode and i was like no and he was like well eventually

you're gonna want your phone back and so i just had no phone you told him you forgot your passcode i told him i forgot my passcode um he was like no you didn't and i died on that hill i was like i forgot my passcode i don't fucking know i don you didn't. And I died on that hill. I was like, I forgot my passcode. I don't fucking know. I don't know. And I had no phone for like two weeks until he finally gave it back. And I was like, sorry. But it's weird because I've been seeing so many TikToks about my situation with him lately.

And like my relationship with him, like all of a sudden. Yeah, me too. I think that's why I suddenly know what he looks like. Yeah. Like I saw a TikTok of a girl the other day saying that recently like within the last like year oh that girl said that he's still talking about you yeah that they like went on a tinder date and he was like you probably know me from tana and like all this stuff and was like trying to flex on her and be so weird i wouldn't even know him from tana yeah like it was just such a weird fucking thing and whatever but i've been

seeing so many people speculate in the comments about you know was i wrong or was he wrong in the whole situation and it is like a weird one but it's like here's like i cheated on him i cheated on him absolutely wildly with so many people every every influencer you can possibly think of um and that's not a good thing but i like i always talk about it in the regard that like i didn't know what it was like to not be able to get out of an emotionally abusive relationship until that situation. Like of someone who like won't let you break up with them and someone who like when you are out of it, but like they will literally will not let you out. Wouldn't let me out. And we were just in this weird situation where he was like living with me and we were tied together and my parents were super abusive. And this was when I was still dealing with them. So I think that I would try to like seek refuge in him and I felt like it was like you know like he literally fought my dad at one point like it was crazy you know

what I mean so it was like it was just this fuck situation that I felt like I couldn't get out of and so and he was just horrible to me yeah I'm like thinking of all the things that he would like make me do and like take my money and like just the craziest shit. I always see those TikToks of like things I did with my boyfriend and like still stayed with him. And granted, I didn't want to stay with him, but like I just I want to do that with him. But it was just so fucked. And I went back every time I would cheat on him. And I don't think that's necessarily wrong because it's like, then you should have let

me out. Yeah. And so then, you know, he finally like let me break up with him and then did end up going through my phone and like screenshotted all my texts with everyone, not even just like my texts with like guys, like, you know what I mean? I remember he'd like found all my texts with like Cody Coe from like years prior and shit. And he like found all those, but he also like found a bunch of texts that were like just me, like talking shit with my friends, but like being offensive or whatever. And he like made this whole like YouTube video and had it on a flash drive like and it was like

exposing everything about me and then blackmailed me for like all my money in my bank account i paid him and he went and bought a car and like all the shit and i had no money like to my name like that's i don't feel bad saying i fucking cheated on someone who blackmailed me that i paid and he's ugly which is so crazy yeah I just I don't like he walked away with I think $76,000 which is was everything in my bank account and I had zero dollars and I had to start making money again like I didn't know how I was gonna pay rent how is that legal I think you should kid you should have called the police I really should have called the police but I was scared he was gonna like post it and shit and he had this like dad at the time

that was like under the radar right like living in like motels and shit like you couldn't like find him he like loved being like untraceable and like crazy right and his dad ended up having beef with someone right like him like that he knew and so his dad was like a hacker and put all this like child porn on the guy's like stuff and sent the guy to jail for like 10 hacker and put all this like child porn on the guys like stuff and sent the guy to jail for like 10 years. And the guy like went to jail for like a crime he didn't commit. I'm like, I was so scared he was going to do some shit like that to me and like fuck up what I had at the time. Oh, absolutely not. And I just, this was after I'd went through my like first fucking scandal. So it was like, I was so scared to ever. And and i think summer knew that like how scared i was of

losing what i had so he took advantage of it like a stupid fucking idiot yeah which is awful and crazy but i've just been seeing yeah he was such a bum ass fucking loser drug dealer free well i'm happier in a happy relationship because that is not it's like we laugh about those things now but like when we look back on like oh your blackmailed you for $76,000. Like that's actually not a funny story at all. And of course, all the gas stations in Vegas are the 76 gas station. And I would just drive past them all the time and fucking scream cry. Like I was a little bit too like.

Jesus Christ. Oh my God. I was scream sobbing for like a year over that. He was such a horrible person. All of those things brought you where you are now. That is so so so much more successful than him and in a happy relationship i'm definitely happy that i was able to make that 76 000 back and continue to succeed easy you guys we really have to talk about

something serious that's happening between me and tana i fear this is gonna end in a fight do you know the other day you were texting about this bullying me in the group chat and i was in the green room alone brooke and i had to like listen to screamo and like breathe in the mirror, like to prepare for you to get there. Because I was like, if she's going to keep this up when she gets here, like, I don't know how I'm going to be able to emotionally react. Well, why don't you ask yourself why this situation upsets you so much? Oh, I have. And I will. OK, so Brooke is go ahead. Talk your shit.

Honestly, I want you to get it all out no pun intended before i even say a fucking word hold on i'm eating brooke is dying on the hill that i clogged the toilet on the bus and i am fucking livid about it like i actually am livid first of all it's not like this extremely serious situation. We cannot use toilet paper in the toilet on the bus. It's like you can only pee in the bus. You can't shit in the bus. You can only pee in the bus. And when you pee, you have to use like maybe a couple things of toilet.

Like you don't use a big wad of toilet paper because you have to throw it in the trash. Okay. Use a little bit of toilet paper and you throw it in the trash. Okay. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. However, one on one occasion, another friend of mine on the bus had used a bit of toilet paper and accidentally tossed it in the toilet and they had to fish it out. Okay. And it was like a big drama.

Okay. So I know that that person knows to fish it out. All right. So I can eliminate that person from this situation. The other morning I wake up, I want to go pee in our restroom and the toilet will not flush because there's a big, enormous wad of toilet paper in the toilet. I know it wasn't me because I just got there. I know it was not Bree, my tour manager, because she goes on tour often. And I know that she would fish it out. I know that it is not Allison because I know that Allison would fish it out. Same goes for Ellie. It wasn't Makoa. And the only other person on the bus at this time is you. And let me tell you why I know it was you. Why? Because I was awake. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got a pro.

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It was after Waffle House. I was so high. You were so high. And I heard you fee-fi-fo-fum into the bathroom. Okay. And I know because you don't have any regard. You just were stumbling. You open the door or whatever.

And I heard you go in the bathroom. You're in there for a second. And I heard you walk out without flushing. And I thought to myself. That wasn't me. I thought to myself, she just left her piss in the toilet. And so I thought, I just thought thought to myself that wasn't me i thought to myself she just left her piss in the toilet and so i thought i just thought about it it's so annoying because you're so good at this like this is the most convincing if i was anyone else in the fucking world i would believe what you're saying i would like yes okay well then who do you think did it i don't give a

fuck if it was the tooth fairy brook here's what i want to say to you are you done because i don't want to be interrupted i'm not done go. I heard you leave the piss in the toilet and I thought to myself, this bitch just left her piss in the toilet. Liar! No, I'm not lying. Like, it could have happened to anybody because it's easy to just pee

and then absolutely, accidentally drop your toilet paper in the toilet. However, the only person that I'm confident would not literally fish it out is you. Are you done? Now I'm finished. Are you done? Now I'm finished. Are you sure? Did I miss any points?

Sound off in the comments. Looking at Erin is so funny. Look, he was there. Brooke, I want to let you know that I have fished my toilet paper out of that toilet twice now. And I want to let you know why it really upsets me, okay? Because the first time I did it, first of all, I just, you know why it really upsets me. Okay. It was the first time I did it. First of all, I just, you know,

me, you know how much that broke me to take that toilet paper off. My puss off was crazy. It was like stuck to, to wipe my puss, drop it in there. Cause it's natural. Like it's a natural,

whatever. And look at it and be like, what have I done? It is the worst feeling in the world because you cannot go back in time. And the toilet paper, there's a little like net, so it can't go down. Right. And so the first time I had to do it, bro, I sat there, I stared at it for like 10 minutes. I was like, is this something I can ask Paige to do? And I was like, no, I was like, no, it's not something I can ask. I was like, and I know in my hardest of hearts, McCullough would

do it for me, but I was like, I just can't. I love this man too much. So I sit there and I keep staring. I shed a tear. Okay. I get down on my knees. I roll up my fucking sleeve and I fish it out. I, and you know, I'm not even just the biggest hand washer, you know, you know, okay. I wash my hands. I'm just saying it's not one of my favorite things to do.

I don't sit there and really fuck, you know, like it's just whatever. Like I'll scrub, you know, when necessary. But like I sat there, I washed my hands for so fucking long.

I came out of that bathroom, tail between my legs, livid. Come to find out there's forks. People use forks. They leave a little, there's forks. So specifically for toilet fishing that I didn't know about.

And I was so heartbroken that it could have been a fork and not my hand. Okay. Then I do it again. I use the fork. And I don't know if you're helping your argument right now, because now, now what you've drilled into my head is that it's a force of habit. No,

I have done it two times and now I've gotten a lot better at it. This was the beginning of the tour, yada, yada, yada. And I just, I don't know what it is. I think it's because

innately I am bad and so when I'm bad like I hate being accused of something that I did not do because it's like a it makes me want to do it b it's like I like I would just tell you I fished it out two times and you have you haven't stopped bullying me about this and I can't express to you enough Brooke that that was not me. And you might have heard me. I don't know. But here's also the other thing. You had texted me.

I can go into the chat. And it was about 2 p.m. that day when, you know, you were like, Allison clogged the toilet. You texted me that morning, I think, too. No, Allison unclogged the toilet. I'm sorry. The toilet. And it was like everyone had been awake for so many hours before it. Like I didn't wake up until 3 p.m.

There are so many other people. I don't pee in the middle of the night on the bus. That is not my journey. I take my final piss before I sleep. It wasn't the middle of the night. It was at night. So you think all the way into the morning after everyone had gotten up and used the restroom.

Nobody had gotten up. You were the first person to get in there. Yeah, I was up at 7 a.m. I want to go to like a lie detector. I at that point here's what i here's what i think no this is a classic case of whodunit okay and this is this is where my head's out i know i'm easy to blame listen to me too well you have to you have to take all the facts into consideration you were under the influence of marijuana is not percocet i did not do it i did not do it i'm dying do you think there's any world in which you could have like been like kind of half asleep like you don't realize that you were the one because tana i heard it i and i

thought to myself and i'm always in the morning to myself and I was in the morning that it clicked it was in the morning that it clicked it was like oh my god because I remembered how I thought you like you left your you left pissy toilet and I was like oh my god pissy toilet Tana just went back to her room and then in the morning I was like oh that's why it didn't flush look I would bet like everyone I love but I think okay here's my I know it wasn't I know that my wrist would never even do the action because it's such a tedious task to even get the toilet paper off.

And like, I'm so crammed in there that my hand would never even just toss it into the toilet. I'm not accusing you. I'm letting you know. No, I know you're not accusing me. I know I would never even allow that to come out of your mouth. I'm letting you know that this particular instance

was not me. And like, I will die on that hill. And someone is lying to you. Who did it? Who done it? I don't know. Do you think it was Alison? Cause she was pretty quick to fish it out.

And that's the thing. Cause Alison's, Alison's like, I can never see her being like, oh, that was me. Like she would just get it out and like, be kind of quiet about it.

I also could just, I don't know why. No, but that's the thing is there's just nobody who would have left it in there. I have fished it out too too many times that's why were you exhausted of it were you like that were you like this is no longer my journey i don't think you understand i go in there now and i have a little talk with myself where like before i even pee like in my head i'm like okay we're gonna get the toilet paper and

we're gonna put it in the trash i don't know you were pretty high reference her um scaries in the waffle house tiktok that was right before the incident went down i was very high but i'm gonna let you know it wasn't me and here's what i am gonna say i'm so happy that we waited to have this conversation on the canceled podcast because you would have never communicated like this with me if we were off air well i had a little bit of frustration because i knew that there was only one person on that bus who was going to have to fish that out. It was not me. And I'm willing to fish out any of my mistakes. However, I would just fish it out. I wouldn't even talk about it anymore at this point.

I think we need to hire the lie detector guy. Not the one that lies, but a real one. I think we need to pull everybody on that bus into the room. I would pay out of pocket. I really do believe that you believe that you didn't do it. No, but that's not enough for me. That is not enough for me. Sometimes like I feel like it could have just been a true like act.

You didn't even notice. But I fished it out so soon. Like I'm so hyper aware that it is not me to the point that I am angry at anyone who thinks it is me. And I'm also a little upset that no one else came forward. I'm so sorry. I left out an important detail, which was the size of the wad. You're the only person I believe would use that amount of toilet paper. I am a big wad user.

I will admit that. The wad was not appropriately sized for any normal person. But again, just, and you know, even when we started peeing on the bus and I was putting it into the trash can, I was using Tana size wads. And then over time I realized that that's not a sustainable lifestyle. So I've come completely correct

in my tour bus bathroom etiquette. And I just, I, with my hardest of hearts, I know it wasn't me. And this just feels good to get off my chest. Well, I'm glad we talked. See, but it's just your eyes. Because I'm unfortunately,

until I have someone new to blame, I have to keep my heart where it's at. And I did hear you. I hearing me is also crazy. It's just like, you're in your dark bunk with your curtain. You're assuming it was bad. That backs up literally to the restroom. I'm against the restroom. I'm just like you're in your dark bunk with your curtain. You're assuming it was me. That backs up literally to the restroom. I'm against

the restroom. I'm just going to let you know again, Brooke, that I know it was not me. But if you want to, you know, die on that hill, I'm supportive. I'm actually not supportive. Fuck you. Clog McGee.

That's the one that got you home when I called you clog it got me so good brooke i was furious when you called me clog me because again that's kind of how jord's gate start but the people don't know is you you can be a severe bully and we don't talk about that enough we never will i was just trying to protect the other people involved i agree with that and sometimes i do think bullying is like constructive like sometimes you need to bully people out of the things that they're doing that are awful but i just know it wasn't me so it hurts we'll just okay well now now that i have in my head that it could have potentially not been you i do feel differently about it but imagine me waking up and thinking my co-host had somebody else fish out her pissy i would never i would never that's the thing that's

it really is like and you know me I'll have people do some stuff sometimes where it's like Tana you might might as well have done that but I told you in my first clog McGee instance I sat there and I stared at that toilet and I thought who on this bus can do this instead of me and I knew no one could it's a really bad it's yeah yeah. It's too. Well, it's just, that's too far. Like there, I have you, if you do it,

it is. But in this particular instance, there was, um, there was room for deniability. So it's almost like, Oh, I didn't make you do it,

but I'm morally like, even morally, like no one should do that for you. And I do know now know about the fork situation, which is awesome. It's not as bad. I know when I, that's another thing. When I'm'm calling you clog me I thought this bitch breached her fingers in there and I'm like oh she needs as someone who has had a hand in that toilet I wouldn't do that

to anyone else and I hope I know for the rest of the tour I will not be okay now I have to tell you about something else that happened to me on the bus in the bath. Something really bad. The bus bathroom lore is that you throw your pissy wads in the trash, okay? Why don't you go ahead and ask me what I dropped in the trash the other day? Tampon? Worse. My Invisalign. It dropped.

So many questions. my Invisalign. It dropped it. So many questions. I dropped my Invisalign in the pissy wad trash the other day and I had to, I am still using that tray to this day. So now not only have I, not only have I thrown up in this Invisalign tray,

but I have also dropped it in the pissy toilet. Toilet trash. trash like were you wiping with the invisalign because you have to brush the invisalign no i wasn't wiping with the invisalign in my hand the bathroom's only two feet by two feet so i'm brushing my invisalign and i dropped it in the trash and i stared at it and stared at it and thought is this worth the five thousand dollars that i paid for invisalign like do I just give up on the process? Absolutely. I am so sorry that happened to you.

It's, yeah, bathroom, all the bathroom lore of touring, that's got to be the kind of cootiest part. Like the showers, you're showering in these venues. I made myself physically ill the other day because I was simply not going to be the first person to stop Richard on the road and tell him I had to shit myself and we had to stop that bus. So for you guys listening, just a little lore here. If you have to poop while the bus is moving, you have to walk your little happy feet up to the driver. And you have to tell Richard. You have to say, hey, Richard, I got to go poo poo. And he has to find you you a place and i've done that on a tour

before i'm fine with that and all of the other people are they kind of tour for a living so they're used to that whatever but brooke is dying on the hill but that's the most embarrassing thing ever and it is kind of but i just could everyone was already asleep but i was just like having a bad time i actually asked you if you would come with me because we're still at the venue when i decided this was going to be a major issue. And you said no. Yeah, we were. Well, we can actually get into why I said no in a second.

But how did you make yourself sick? I took so much Pepto-Bismol. It's like not even okay. Pepto makes me shit. I can't believe it makes you not shit. No, it's on like literally on my rider because I'm like, if I'm about to shit my pants before going on stage, pop a couple. I'm golden. But then for the next day, I've got like head bullshits yeah it's like it's hard to do a part of a job I can't believe it makes you not shit that is crazy so the reason I wouldn't go in with

you the other night to poop so it's kind of I mean it's a it's not like I'm just like not going with her you know like I'm a good friend I you're just fighting for your life yeah like like you wouldn't go with me the people's choice or whatever um um it's like fans have been bombarding the bus and by the way just please fuck y'all no I'm just kidding I it's been really really crazy we've had couple of shows where it's like well into the night after the show, it's like 1am and there's like 50 people outside banging on the walls of the bus. And that sucks for everyone that we're with too, that we like, like just has to shit themselves and can't come outside. Yeah. And they, they're yelling Ari went out the other night and

he was trying to be so nice. And he was like, y'all can't, y'all don't have to go home, but y'all have to get the hell out of here. You know, like trying to be nice to everyone out there. And they just started booing him, screaming, Tana, Tana, like Brooke, Brooke, Brooke. In his face, like won't leave. It's feral, insane. So once I get on that bus, I'm not getting off. So please go home.

Yeah, I feel like there's, it's harder. Like because it's a bus, it doesn't like feel as weird as like showing up to somebody's house but you are showing up to somebody's house yeah and so like going back inside to poop with you i just didn't want to deal i was like whatever you know but i also was um getting a little it's so funny we're literally saying like don't show up to our house and now i'm about to say that i wanted to show up to someone's house i was begging brooke the other night we were in springfield missouri okay we're sitting at the waffle house and i I get a comment on my TikTok. And she was so high, so high that she

might not have even known what she was doing in the bathroom. No, I get a comment saying that we are 14 minutes from Gypsy Rose's house. And I wanted to go so, so, so bad. I now kind of, after thinking about it, like, I don't know why in my head it was like the Lincoln Memorial, Lincoln Monument. Like, it was a monument, you know? And I now realize someone else could potentially live there. Which is kind of crazy, because didn't the mom, like, die in the house? Yeah. I think it brings the price down.

For sure. I wanted to pop by, though, and take a picture with it. So bad. Pop by. We are on a moving home. With a trailer attached to the back. Nobody's popping by Gypsy Rose's house in the middle of the night. And everyone on Tubebrook was not down.

But thinking back, you were probably on to something. It wasn't my journey. I understand that completely. And I'm like, you know how I get, like how I'm weirdly obsessed with Helen Keller. Like Gypsy Rose lore means more to me than. They're not the same. I know, but I do get the Keller. Gypsy Rose lore means more to me than... Weird. They're not the same. I know, but I do get the connection. Gypsy's pregnant.

No. She is. I know, but no. Could it perhaps be too soon for Gypsy? Don't get me wrong. I want nothing more than for her to have gotten out and live a normal life and eventually have kids

and get to do all the things with her kids that a mother would do. But to me, it's like when you really think about her life, like she says it in the documentary, like the first time she'd ever been free at all was when she got to jail. And like, that's where she literally like was free to have meals and free to learn anything social. But so much time in jail to learn. That's all you can do in jail is learn. But you think she's ready to be a mother is anyone ever really ready to be a mother oh my god no no no no no no i'm on your team too but i don't know how i feel i i'm more concerned about the state are they together i saw a tiktok about maybe they were divorcing but i don't think that's true isn't hayley weber also pregnant that's theory, but I made that up.

I saw some shit. Dumois, but like Dumois be lying. That's true. What did Dumois recently have like really right about me? And I was like, huh, who told him that? Yeah, I think even just, I think Dumois is right like 50% of the time. I see a lot of Dumois stuff that I like know personally and I'm like, well, yeah. So it's like, I don't know why I trust them a lot of the time like I don't know why they're I trust them a lot of the time I don't know well don't take it from me Haley I love you

have you seen the Risa Tisa lore I have not yet seen the Risa Tisa series but I have been told that I need to watch it for my own personal um comparison yes well here's the thing here's what I'm gonna tell you in a second I'll get I'll get there why I think that you might be able to skip out on it. So Risa Tisa is this woman. She posted a 50 part series on TikTok. They were all 10 minutes each. So it's it was like seven hours across all these videos. And it was part one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine of who the fuck did I marry? And she married this guy. His name is Legion. What a stupid name. Essentially, she marries this guy and he's just like a complete lying piece of shit. He's making up his whole family. He's making up his whole life story. He's telling her he's going to buy her all this stuff and he never does and whatever.

It was definitely one of those situations where she saw the traction and it could have been 20 parts, you know? And then she was like, but well, or just it's the way she tells the story. Like I was watching it on two times speed. She was just, she's kind of one of those, like an Amari type, you know, and then she was like, but well, or just it's the way she tells the story. Like I was watching it on two times speed. She was just, she's kind of one of those, like an Amari type, you know, just every detail. Amaris would have been 600 parts and you would not know the guy's name was Legion. Certain people, you know, they do that. And it was kind

of one of those, but I, I was sucked in. McCullough was like Tana I did not see you do one thing on your phone. I love when you're coming to things. Like I I didn't I didn't do anything else. I watched the entire series. I was too locked in. I needed to know. It was very interesting. It could definitely be a TV show. It was really crazy Brooke though because I was watching this series and sincerely I don't know anyone else who has lived it more than you. Like anyone else who I could even be like, Oh my God, that's like so-and-so situation. It's unlike any, anyone's situation in the entire world, except for yours with Clinton King. And you dated Legion. Like you dated a man who did exactly that. Just everything. And you know, what's crazy. I

obviously like when that whole thing first happened, I like was hesitant to talk about it online. Cause I was like so scared and I just like felt bad for him or whatever but like the more like the further I get away from the situation to where like I really do not give a fuck about that man anymore I think about things every single day that I'm like holy shit I can't believe like there's so much stuff that even you don't know that I'm like that he would he was lying about that I'm like wait what like I first of all I want to know I would like a recent just random like times like we got pulled over one time and we were in his car like we were on our way to a trip and like he takes out license and registration he the car is not registered in his name it's not

his car whose car is this wasn't it taylor holder's car it was like it was somebody else who lived with taylor holder but he kept it at taylor holder's house and it was like for sure a car that he was just borrowing from them. And like, you didn't know for months of dating him and you were like, yeah, but that was just his car. Like that was, I thought that was his car.

And that was like the car that we took everywhere and whatever. And like just shit. That's like, what the fuck? Like he lied about everything. He said he had like, I would go to his apartment in Vegas and he said he had two apartments, like the two apartments in the same complex,

but I never saw the other one. And like the more, the longer we dated, I realized the other one that just like didn't exist he would just tell me like about random shit that just it was not like he made up every single little tiny detail about himself and he would go in such detail like all about like his church growing up how his mom was a pastor at hillsong united which is like the biggest fucking church ever in like australia in Australia. She's not a pastor at any sort of Hillsong United. In fact, I'm pretty sure she works in retail.

And that's exactly what this Resa Tisa situation was. Like he would just exactly that. And she like debunked all the lies. Can I say something that's like, I don't know how to put this into words, but like, you're my best friend. And so obviously I'm very like empathetic for you. And like, I think that we have a very unique dynamic as well. That's like different than I have with anyone else where like, I'm in taking so much of what people are saying about your life. And like, and I'm sure you feel this with me too, where it's like, you're in taking so much of like my life online and what people think of it. And then you probably get frustrated when people are getting things wrong,

or like you're interested when people are honing in on certain details where you're like that's weird i think people and it like almost makes me so mad and i understand more way more people care about matt rife than clinton kane like so it's just it's incomparable like matt rife is way more famous so you kind of exposing him like went so much bigger because but he also was so insignificant like yeah in time wise like i talked to matt right for like 30 seconds it felt like like you know like some months and whatever but it like almost makes me mad that like when you exp like started to talk about your situation with clinton like how it just kind of got brushed under the rug well it's because literally nobody cared about him i know but it's just so crazy to me because such a fucking like i it made me feel better honestly because i was so worried about it being

like so huge because i felt like it was such a crazy story that i thought it was going to be like this huge thing and it just wasn't so it made me feel like a little better because it's like oh whatever even watching this recent tisa shit i'm like brooke get make in part one two three four five six like it really is so crazy. Like, just, like, a major important detail. Like, I don't know if you even know this, but, like, I guess I'm in love is about this girl that he dated before me. She's, like, a cute girl, whatever. Which is, like, his biggest song. Yeah.

And he cheated on her, okay? Like, with literally, like, 100 girls just like me. And what I didn't know at the time was I was one of them so like the first like times that we had talked and like dm'd or whatever he was trying to fly me out he was dating her at the time and I found that out like well into us dating so like yeah just like shit like that where I'd find out and I'm like wait what the fuck who is this guy shit would like obviously the people have never heard this so when you say it it's not the same thing as hearing it but i've heard videos and you know our stuff of you guys fighting or like voicemails and voice memos and stuff where he'll be screaming at you in an australian accent and then he'll just

drop the accent completely he's like what the fuck are you doing to me you get sued i have a 14 minute long video of him crying because i said kid rock was hot and And he's literally like, Brooke, how do you think that makes me feel? I'm like, hello? Like, that's an American man. That is an American man yelling at me right there. And like, going to the extent of faking a fucking Australian accent is so crazy. Like, I just, like, I really genuinely believe,

like, I don't know what it is. It makes me so angry that he is able to even remotely lead a normal life like there are girls he's dming that like don't know that like well because he tells everyone i'm crazy and i made it all up but like knowing that you didn't and like seeing what it put you through as well is just like it's it's even just with this recent tisa situation it's so crazy to me that like pathologically lying like that to someone is not a crime. It is.

It really is so fucking crazy. But then it's like it's hard to because like you it's hard to not like victim blame in that situation because I look at it even like for my own shit. And it's like, how the fuck? Because I caught him lying just as often as I did. But same as Miss Tisa. Like she says that she's like, dude, like sometimes I would even know he was lying and I would stay because people don't factor in like emotional narcissistic abuse. Like.

Yeah. And he was doing what I, a lot of people don't understand. He was doing so much for me that I was like, oh my God. Like. He loves me. Yeah.

And he was, God, he was, that man spent so much fucking money on me that now I don't even know where it came from or how he had it. Cause I'm like. Well, a record deal.

He was just spending the whole record deal but he thought he had it like but it's but it wasn't his money yeah and but he was we were going on like the dumb like craziest vacations and like stuff just because he was like trying to keep up with this imaginary like persona he made but it wasn't real and i'm like i'll pay yeah that's so fucking nuts dude that's absolutely the commitment he had it's like i really didn't lose anything from the situation except for my mind, but never bought a meal. Like he was the one who wanted to go. Like he would take me in all like seven people to like Nobu and pay for every like it.

I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, and you just don't have it like that. It's, I just want him to receive the utmost karma that I've ever wanted anyone who's heard any of my friends to receive. And seeing this Risa Tisa situation situation I think like fired me up again his karma is that his music sucks these days and we're doing bigger rooms than him that's true that I just I just hate the idea of it ever happening to anyone else again well it's gonna happen to probably 10 girls after this but yeah what's been your favorite city so far again i have not seen any of these cities like i get so emotionally tired from how much you have to

give that i do sleep until pretty much the show on like a show day so i base my favorite cities on if the crowds like how the crowds are yeah that's true okay who's been your favorite crowd san antonio we just had such a good one oh yeah, yeah. And... Better say the right one. Springfield. Springfield, Missouri. Springfield, Missouri. Both of the first shows. Those were my favorite crowds.

Springfield, I think, was just one show. That was the show that we got like really goofy with each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or was it? Oh, no, it was the first show, I think. Those crowds were just so funny. I think it's really fun when the crowds are funny and you get to be funny back and forth. And it's not...

Because it's not like we're going on script, but we are telling a lot of the same stories. So a lot of times, like if you and I are telling the same story that we've already told each other and we've made the commentary before and the jokes and the funny stuff back that we've kind of written, it's funny. But what keeps us going is like, you know, when something's random. The outlier, like the outliers, like the random stuff that is different from the last show because it is like like yeah it's a lot of repeating it's like watching the same movie

over and over and over again without being allowed to take your eyes off of it that's how I feel about the shows sometimes yeah because it's like I'm going to listen to Brooke tell the story

that I've heard her tell and you're obviously still so entertaining and you know like it's still entertaining but it is it's like watching the same well it's funny

and I like like sometimes like you'll you'll decide things are going like in a different order or something and they're like toss me up a bit. I'm like, Oh, that's exactly how I feel. It's like the fun, the fun crowds and shit that kind of keep me going. And I'm excited. I think we're going to start switching it up here though in a second. I think we need a really good show for my favorite city. That's coming up pretty soon here. DC. Yeah. You, well, you have some plans for DC that I can't wait to

fucking tell the podcast about that have to do with your last excursion there. And yeah, I'm just, the show keeps changing too though, just cause shit keeps happening and I can't wait to tell all of that on the podcast, but. I wonder, I wish there was a way, honestly, if you've been to the show, can you comment if you liked it or not seriously because i had to delete reddit at the first yeah you've been free you've been you've been i haven't this is like the first time that i've been able to do it actually because i know that i will not survive tour if i have reddit like i know it's not like a oh funny guilty pleasure thing it's like it actually will kill me like on tour i can't have that because i'm on a bus and I don't know. I will.

I you and I always are approaches like you'll at home normally be reading Reddit. No, every little thing that everyone has to say about absolutely everything. And I kind of will try to just take in the masses. Like if I see a viral TikTok about something, I'll read the comments. And because I want to be in touch. And I obviously if people are really mostly only the people who don't like you, you know what I mean? Yeah. Not the people who don't like you you know what i mean yeah not the people who do so yeah and it's i don't need criticism and hate on every little thing i do obviously

it's like if i'm doing something wrong and i'm in a scandal i want criticism and i want to grow but there's you know and i've been so i've been seeing like the mass feedback from the shows and comments of people and i do think they're really enjoying it which has been making me really happy just seeing like that's good and just you see like I'm the story mentions of people being like best night ever and I do love that I love like the tweets and stuff I just because it's like I do of course want to know like how people are receiving it and like if there's something we should change but I also knew like in order for me to be good at doing the live shows like and feel okay about it I couldn't have read it because like it is a lot of saying shit that like we should not be

saying yeah and that's that's why you buy a ticket. But that's also how I end up like having immense guilt and shame. And yeah. And then before you know it, you're walking out there and you're like, hello, how are you guys? And it's like a shit show because you let all I got to just balls to the walls and then we can read it after I get back. Do you know Cher is 77 and her boyfriend is 38? 100 percent. I love that for her. What about Kristen Cavallari and the Montana boy? What? It's like a huge thing right now. The Montana boys

are here in Nashville right now. I tried to go out with them last night, but I was throwing up. You should really get to... No, she took the only hot one, I think. Or like the one that I would have wanted, I think. My favorite thing lately has been though, because obviously, like I said, I'm the most retired city girl I've ever been in my entire life.

Like I'm the most retired I've ever been. So I have to really be living vicariously through my friends. And it's been so fun. Like Bebe, our friends here, and I was making her like make out with guys last night, like a million of them. Just to like feel that feeling, like the city girl of it all, you know? So I'm excited. I'm so jealous of you though.

Like that was my only goal before we became on tour was to have a boyfriend in time for tour so that I could have like a little roadie. I think you absolutely could. You're just hung up on your main ho. My main ho. It's coming. We are so excited to be on tour. If by the time this comes out, there are any tickets available for any cities you know we would love for you to come it's been it's been the most amazing thing ever amazing it's fulfilling it's wonderful and we love you and you guys are just

my favorite people in the world like meeting all of you has been like truly so wholesome and i feel like we almost cry at every meet and greet and everyone's so I cry at every meet and greet like I cry at everything I had a girl um sorry come up to me at breakfast yesterday and she was a therapist and she says that her one of her little girls that she like treats watches our videos and she was like I appreciate you guys talking about mental health and I started sobbing do you know that I met that girl on the street yesterday and forgot to tell you what are the odds of that I know walking down on the street yesterday and forgot to tell you? What are the odds of that? I know walking down a random street and

she told me that. How cute is that actually? I started literally sobbing at breakfast. She's probably like, yeah, do you need my services? Even today we had a girl who came up to us and she told us that her mom died. Yeah, and she said she used to talk to her mom in the car and now she used to listen to us.

Oh my god, I will stop right now. I know. We just, we love you guys. Anyway, today has been amazing. We love you guys so motherfucking much. And we're so grateful that you listening to us, you know, sit on the couch every week and talk about our lives has created this one for us. And don't think for a second that we are taking it for granted. Like every single night I look at these crowds and I'm like, holy fucking shit. I can't believe this is my life.

And yeah, we really fucking love you guys. And other than a clog gate, we are doing amazing on tour together. I think we might do this. We might do this till we're 80. So, um,

I think so. We hope you, we hope you want that and we love you guys and yeah. Goodbye. I think so too. We hope you want that and we love you guys. And yeah, goodbye.