Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 79: TANA IS BEEFING WITH JOJO SIWA… with Trisha Paytas - Ep. 79

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

On this week’s episode of the Cancelled podcast we are joined by the lovely Trisha Paytas. We talk about Tana and Jojo Siwa beefing, Brooke’s almost encounter with Pete Davidson, and Malibu being the reincarnation of the late Queen Elizabeth. Don’t wait! Better sex is just a click away! Go to https://adamandeve.com and use code TANA to get 50% off almost any item + Free Shipping! Plus, you get it fast with Rush Processing! Again, that's code TANA! Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A To listen to the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/CancelledYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/CancelledWithTanaMongeau Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Find a Michelin TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Hello and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast. I'm your new co-host. I wish you really would be your new co-host. I wish you really would be our new co-host. You guys are just busy all the time. No, but having you on is it's always my favorite day. Like I just wake up in a different mood when I know Trisha's coming over. Oh my gosh. Thank you. I've never liked this, you know, like anal about my house being clean. Obviously, you know that when Trisha's coming, I'm like, oh no, like it's so clean. I was going to say that. I didn't know. Like the bathrooms are so clean do you like do them yourself that's a hilarious

question there's like no ring in it I was like wow definitely definitely not me ring like the toilet ring you know I know but like seen them yeah but not in many many years oh I feel like influencers always have toilet rings for sure yeah Yeah. I'm like, name an influencer with a toilet ring right now. I can give you 5,000 of them. Like maybe Jeff Wittek. For sure. For sure has a toilet ring. No, he's pretty.

Because he's so like American psycho coded. Gives me clean vibes. Yeah. Who would have a toilet ring? But even clean people have them sometimes. Really? Are they dirt? I don't know.

I thought they were like poop around the thing. I don't want to talk about poop right away. I feel like every time I see you, it's poop. I know. We talk about it so every time. And I hate it. I went to Trisha's like two days ago. I saw your TikTok.

Yeah, it was. I can't ever get over it. I like went. We stopped at the McDonald's in Van Nuys because I was. Oh, that's the TikTok you saw. I think you said it on TikTok. Yeah, it was TikTok. Yeah, essentially, these fans just heard me do some really unspeakable things in a McDonald's bathroom.

And Paige like caught it all. That must be a really hard part of your life. You really can't. You can't even go to the bathroom. It's the worst thing ever. Because I feel like I'm always in that situation. Like I'm going through hell in some bathroom. And there's like fans in there.

And they're hearing me. And it like makes me so sad. Because they're going to remember that like interaction. I saw lots of comments that were like i think you did clog the toilet on the bus that is so hard wait this bus wait i didn't know about this story yeah but like honestly the public is so mad at us for saying it too many times i can't even tell it again you weren't supposed to go on a toilet like on the bus yeah you aren't and it was like a whole but you can't like flush toilet paper so we had like an incident where they're like someone flushed toilet paper and she thinks you think it's you are you a toilet paper user yes people are not moses like just does bidet all day long he will

not use toilet paper yeah no no even as like a squeezy one if he brings it to vegas he he never wants to wipe he thinks he thinks like smearing it all over your butt but i love toilet paper so do i i'm like i'm really a big fan of a lot of it. A bidet to me. I don't like walking away and things feel wet. Like I feel like you should feel dry. I guess you could pat it afterwards. I don't know. Something about bidets freak me out and they feel weirdly sexual to me. Oh, for sure. Like waterboarding your butthole. Yes, exactly. I was I had this toilet in Vegas in the hotel I was staying at and it had like an iPad of options and I was like I know a few of these could make me come if I

really wanted to like fuck around and find out in your butt I don't know there's something I don't know if I could from the butt but do you do anal no no no definitely not now sorry you can ask people that but oh my god yeah that's not a good question I mean I don't at the moment how about you guys no I also don't at the moment yeah it's a lot we were just talking to my sister about how you get like all these hot guys because we heard of all these like dates you've been on and stuff and then last night you went on like the hottest date ever it wasn't the hottest I think we think it's the hottest day I was like they think it's a hot date I do not think it's a hot date.

Even like the DMs are so hot. I'm so jealous. I've never been more jealous of you ever, of anybody actually. I was like, wow. That is so nice. Could we say it if theoretically it was like, oh, this wasn't a date?

No, we gotta, because I think it might be. We could push her going that direction. See, because she won't say it, that makes me think that we could get her to date this guy. I think so too, though. I think if we say it, it ruins all chances. But if we don't, it's like nothing can happen.

I don't want any chances with this man at all. He's like, Haley's hot, funny, rich. All of it. All of it. Okay, enough out of you guys. Like, this one is like the most impressive I've heard any influencer dating anybody. I was like, wow, this is-

It cracks me up so much because I feel like that's like the, I'm like, what? Did you slide in a lot of DMs? Was that like? Oh yeah, everybody. I mean, literally every single person, Zac Efron, The Rock, like anybody. I was like sending nudes.

I love, no, me too. Not nudes, but I DM everybody. That's how like. What do you say? Do you just say, hey? I used to always say, can we hang out? That's how I got Pete Davidson to respond. I literally said, can we hang out that's how i got pete davidson to respond i literally said can we hang out and he said sure wait what did you get a number i got

his number this story is actually really funny i have told this story i got his number we were like texting for a while and then he was in new york filming um he was filming the movie i think with mgk judd apatow movie he was like will you be in new york anytime soon and i wasn't going to be in new york anytime soon but i was absolutely I'm going to be there next week and so I went with my friend who was already going and I never saw him wait and then a couple like literally a year later I started like texting with him back and forth again and she took my phone and texted him I am so high on mushrooms right now I cannot function and he never texted he never responded I thought he was in his mushrooms era so I was really trying he was dead sober i'm so sorry he had just gotten out of rehab

i was like it's kind of cute don't even count but like i would never first of all i've never even been so high on mushrooms in my life except for at your birthday party honestly at my birthday party mushrooms yeah and turks really it was funny because our other friend was having such a bad trip that it made me not realize what anyone else was doing. Oh, me and Paige, we laughed so hard I thought I was going to die from laughing. You forgot how to swim? Would you be swimming on mushrooms? Oh, yeah, we were having the time of our life.

That sounds terrifying. But I can't wait for your birthday this year. I want to come. I want you to come so bad. I won't be pregnant. I can do those mushrooms. I think I have to come. I want you to come so bad. I won't be pregnant. I can do those mushrooms. I think I have to rewrite the birthday trip. Last year things went a little

wrong. I want to go on drama one though. I need a drama birthday trip. There's drama no matter what. You can pretty much guarantee it. I love it. Bring your new A-list boyfriend. That would be everything if he was there. Come on. You guys kill me. Oh my god. That would be great.

Where are you going to go? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what he said. There's a part of me that wants to just not do it. Like last year was just so crazy and expensive. It was like a hundred thousand dollar trip. And I'm like.

Yeah, but we got sponsors. We were posting for Liquid Ivy. Did you? That's a pretty good one. Left and right. Like Natalie in the morning, she'd be like, everyone do your deliverables. Like that is the thing. As we started to. Since we've done it for so long brands kind of reach out

around that time and it's i feel like tart like i feel like it's like we got a lot of sponsors and stuff and then what did we do for that plane no no who paid me for the plane 63 000 no someone was paying me. Never. No, it was that app. Both are saying now. The app that they exposed us after our show. Oh, really? Okay, thank you.

I was like, there's no way I just spent that on a jet. That's crazy. Would you? 63,000? No, that's like... Crazy. I definitely have. You're right.

But I was on bed. It's the worst. No, I had this phase where i really thought i was like too like i had to fly private everywhere and then i was like wait you're literally not beyonce tana and like you don't have it yeah also if you look at the flip side of it i like the idea of flying private but i always think like so many people die on yeah that's the thing no one crashes a 747 you crash a private plane yeah because i looked at yeah exactly i looked at like getting one to like new york like when my baby's born

but I was like, maybe I should just go by like bus or something. You know what I mean? Because I just get scared. Like I feel like all the like super hot, famous,

pretty people die in private crashes and I'm like, I don't want to be that. This is sick. And you are super hot, famous, and pretty.

So it's kind of just like. Could you imagine if all your influencer friends were like on that jet and you know, anyways, that's so morbid. I would hate it

is because the headline would say Tana Mongeau and friends died in. I think you would get a headline. And that's just how it would be for the rest of my life. That's what everyone says when they fly private with me is that they don't want to die with me because they won't be listed. You might be listed because anyways, it gets like dark,

but you know, like anyways, there's so many people that have been like really famous and like a, like, you know, side famous, but you're just as famous. I feel now you're like, maybeish maybe more i don't know yes

not kidding i'm riding her coattails all the way home and it feels so nice it's interesting it is so interesting it's like crazy how there's like so many like brooks stands you know what i mean because i watch so many podcasts with two hosts and it's always like you know there's a really famous one and then like whatever a little sidekick but i feel like you're equally there now i love it so much that's so nice i lovekick but I feel like you're equally there now right thank you that's so nice I love like a cult following like you're a cult following like I love seeing people

like becoming cult stands of her I think that also just is a test to people loving someone's personality not just being like oh my god I love your earrings

you know what I mean like it's like they love you for you the earrings are iconic Brooke though the earrings are iconic I switched to silver I was gonna let you know.

Are these the real ones now? No, never that. Really? Never that. It's the dumbest $2,000 you could ever spend. They look identical. Don't say that. Trish just did.

You bought the botanicals? Trish, because I thought she had the real ones. She did it for my episode. She goes, I didn't know. And then mine were huge too. I think I had the two big ones. They're like humongous. Oh, but those are f***ier.

If you're going to get them, at least it's the two big ones, right? I like real though. Even your Van Cleef thing you were saying how everyone was getting the knockoffs. I still would want a real one even though there's like a dupe.

You know what I mean? I know you can't tell the difference but I know I would just feel like I don't know. I just feel like I would want to wear it. Like the same thing with like why I like to buy like nice clothes

because it's like even if it's the same quality I don't want to wear it if I know it was cheap. I don't know why. That sounds so bad. If you know it's cheap you don't want to wear it if i buy something from like if i were to buy something from like sheen or something i would feel like i shouldn't wear it

you're like a ritzia right where do you get your clothes i do a lot of a ritzia aloe i feel like oh yeah boot oh shout out i love nice clothes but if i know i can get the same exact thing for like six bucks then it doesn't feel nice to me anymore it feels easily like dupable and then i'm like what's this one brandy melville oh yeah we're both buying brandy too although i think we're gonna watch i'll have to retire it and there's a documentary coming out that's about to rock our shit i've been waiting for so long for that shit yeah i did like a video in 2013 about brandy melville like hating fat people was it so viral yeah like went on the news and stuff like that it was like this whole thing but what's this one about is this about the same thing i think it's about the same thing but Yeah, like went on the news and stuff like that. It was like this whole thing. But what's this one about? Is this about the same thing?

I think it's about the same thing, but also just like discrimination in the workplace and stuff. I'm pretty sure. That's what the trailer says. So just so you know, I bought this shirt before I saw the trailer

and I'm only going to wear it once. That's wild that this is one size fits all. Like you are the tiniest person in the whole world. Like I couldn't imagine being a one size fits all. I don't.

It's. I can't find pants from there. Do you know what I mean? Like how would anyone else fit in that top? The only reason I love shopping there though is they literally completely ignore inflation. You go in there. They've their prices have been the same since like 2004. It's not like expensive anymore.

It used to be like so expensive. I thought. No, it's like $13 for sure. Oh, okay. So it's like cheaper stuff. I went, I was in there in Nashville or whatever you and I both went the same day and it was so funny. I was looking at these pants. The tag said like medium and large and shit. Well, they said small and medium. And that would was like jarred like she was like their side like she like she's probably

distraught like what what is going on here yeah what store is this in Brandy in Nashville yeah oh my gosh yeah like wait no what we can't have larges in here yeah I think she was literally triggered by the word large and I was like so scared so many people are I love that you would buy a large pant because so many people like even if you're not large like they don't want to buy the large like even me I'd always buy like mediums I didn't want to feel like large not like 2x but like I love anything bigger at all because it makes me feel tinier that's yeah that's a lesson I learned like later in life I used to always want to buy tiny little sizes and I'd be like squeezing out of them like I have a zero double zero and then once I realized like it you look better if you wear clothes that fit. But I had an era where my body dysmorphia was so bad that I was buying, like, men's jeans, like, 36 by 36.

And then I'd put them on and I was giving Jared from Subway and I had to, like. Ooh, did you love it? That you felt so skinny? Yeah. Yeah, I love it, too. I'm like, ooh, I'm so small. Remember when Emrata posed in the jeans? That was just recent.

That was, like, what did she do? She. Em, love you. It was a daring moment but she literally put her tiny tiny little self into like one tiny little leg of the pants and she's like holding them out like this it was supposed to make some kind of statement but it did exactly the opposite of what she meant to do i don't know yeah exactly or something it was something weird but it's like she's always gonna read my book yeah but i have to show you you're gonna die crazy

and people it looked like a weight loss thing that's what people were so confused it's like oh i can fit to one leg of my old pants but like she was never fat i still don't believe she ever even had a baby she posted this dead ass serious oh wow what does it say the caption that is so weird i think it was for a magazine shoot or something i think but i just don't understand what the vision was. And nobody along the way was like, maybe this is a little distasteful. Well, she took it down right away. So someone, some TikTok like ate her up for it. Like a couple, it was like a couple months ago.

I remember that. It like just happened to. It's so funny because there's like that, the caliber of hot girls that want to be so badly like, I'm just like you. And it's like, you're not. Sometimes it's fine to just be Amarada. Yeah. Yeah.

Like just, just be hot. Just lean into it. Sometimes it's fine to just be Amarada. Yeah. Yeah. Like just be hot. Just lean into it. Just own the fact that you are the 1%. Yeah. And don't try to be the other 99 because you're not the other 99. And then they just take offense to it. They're just like, like that. It's just like, okay, stop.

Like it's just offensive at that point. For sure. It's funny because I had a really different approach to this next topic until I was on TikTok today and I saw a TikTok about it and I next topic until I was on TikTok today. And I saw a TikTok about it. And I go in the comments. They tag me in you. And you respond back.

You go, I'm unsubscribing from this drama. And I'm so sorry, but I'm going to need you to subscribe for two minutes. I love drama. You and I, she actually, I went to her house and I sit down on her podcast. And she's like, you know, Jojo Siwa just like came for your neck. And I was like, what? Like she broke it to me on just just Trish okay Nick Vile the Vile file I know he was really instigating out there I don't it's so wild to me certain podcasts overnight

just become like he's been he is on dateline like he's probably on episode like 700 his podcast has been around for so long really but like overnight he became bobby altoff yeah he started being like getting really serious it's because he had gypsy rose on yeah so that was just recent right like a month ago all of a sudden the podcast has shifted to these like serious fucking dateline fucking oprah winfrey ass interviews whatever that's not discrediting his 700 episodes i don't know shit about nick vile okay so i'm just being a bitch maybe he's great um like what was he like the bachelor yeah he was the bachelor oh my god really yeah i didn't know that either until recent he was on the bachelorette i think and then he was the bachelor but now he's married or he's engaged oh wow like not someone

from the bachelor she's actually my friend really she messaged me after the jojo thing but i haven't opened it because it gave me anxiety but but can you open it now yeah i'm the same way i never open text even dms i don't open i'm like i'm yeah i always hear you say this and it's so me and it's i turned off you know you can turn off scenes yes i did that so but even then i still don't want to open them you can also silence so you just don't see the notifications ever on your phone it'll come but you'll never see them and i love that i silence everything my phone is on do not disturb at all hours of the day i've actually never wanted to be disturbed ever just always don't ever text me like no but but you'll never see them and I love that. I silence everything. My phone is on do not disturb at all hours of the day. I've actually never

wanted to be disturbed ever. Just always. Don't ever text me. Like no, but there's certain people because then I say that to you and you're like, I don't want to text you

and I'm like, I don't. I never text you first. I like never want to bother you. You text me on Easter. I was like, happy Easter. Want to come on the podcast?

She said, I want to clarify. Nick doesn't know Tana and is super protective over Jojo. Wasn't personal. I saw your TikTok comment. super protective over Jojo wasn't personal I saw your TikTok comment super protective over Jojo like she is sorry a toddler okay she's like

like you know what I mean like that everyone's like that they're like she's a kid I'm like she's not she's like what 22 that's like not a kid it's a pony it's the glitter it's the rhinestones it's the bobo that's so funny the amount of like third party of it all like having her message you that he's protective over jojo like she's my friend

fair okay okay but i'm just being i want i'm in the mood to be a i need to dial back well i don't know how i feel because i i do i mean you were low key like actually high key mocking her on tiktok for. But how can you not? Okay. Here's the thing, dude. There is no world. I said this to you where I'm asking anyone that is a viral meme that everyone is chiming in on that. I'm going to reach out and say, Hey, is it okay if I make this TikTok? That type of shit, just like, you know what I mean? Just weirds me out. Like if it's my close ass friend and it's like I know it's really

affecting them or something obviously but even like Team Bright's on God. Like you like you're gonna chime in and make a joke like you know what I mean? I personally think Jojo's trolling all of us. I think that too. A little bit. And if she's not I'm confused as fuck. I think she's trolling a little bit. I think it's like her aesthetic and her

vibe but I think she's like now she's like because I saw her release party. She's like really playing into it now of like being like she's like like someone called me a psychopath. I am a psychopath because only a psychopath could do this. Like, you know, I think she's like playing into it now that she's like a little jokey. She is. She's trolling in the way she's dancing and stuff because she's a really talented dancer. And she's not. I've been doing a lot of research on delusion of grandeur with narcissism okay and I don't even know what any of those words mean essentially it's like where you really think you're

sounds like you haven't been doing that much research where your head just gets so big that you convince yourself of a whole alternate reality. Okay. And maybe it's that, maybe it's not. All I fucking asked is if the girl's ever taken a perk 30. The question still stands. The question still stands. And like, I talked about this with you, so I don't want to be like too redundant,

but just she keeps referring to this being her bangers era. And to me, I don't think the song is that bad. Like I'm enjoying watching all of this. I think she should keep doing whatever the fuck is going on. Yeah. All of that is so Slay Diva boots, but like, just say that you're in your like bangers era. Like, have you put the work in? Like, essentially, that was my question. Like, are you really a bad girl doing bad things, JoJo?

No, you're super going black rhinestones to your slick back. So that's the underlying issue that you have is that you don't think she's done anything bad. You don't think she's done anything bad enough to say she does bad things. Except defend Colleen. And James Charles was there too at her party party it was James and Colleen both at her party so she is that's what I'm saying if you're having a party for your song and the the main attendees are James Charles and Colleen Ballinger I'm venturing to say you're not in your bangers era like and I'm no shade like I'm not I'm not shading anyone I'm just saying like I'm not saying

she's never done a bad thing in her life like cut someone off in traffic I'm no shade. Like I'm not, I'm not shading anyone. I'm just saying like, I'm not saying she's never done a bad thing in her life. Like cut someone off in traffic. I'm just saying like, is it, is she in our bangers? Yeah. No one announces it. Like Miley doesn't announce she's in her bangers.

She smoked salvia on TMZ and started sucking and fucking. And that was, you know, same thing with Brittany stripping on stage. It's like, okay, that's her bad girl era, but it's like,

she never announced it. It's just like, it feels like cornier bad era to me me which is why i made a joke the whole time i thought she was trolling so i didn't think she was gonna get mad about some jokes yeah she took it so seriously and they did too they called you like a biatch or something like that and i was just like wow they really took it so seriously it was like not that serious it really was not that serious because i didn't know either how to look it up after. I thought it was like whatever. And then I looked it up and I was like, OK, it's like definitely not bad.

James was, I thought, worse. And she's like, it's fine because he said it asked me if it was OK. And I was like, oh, that's kind of like weird. I'm also I'm speaking for the people here. OK, James just sucks at dancing. So it worked. His was sillier and more like on her team for sure. Like I'm definitely asking if she has ever taken a perk 30.

But I mean, I was genuinely just curious and I support everything I want her to keep doing exactly what she's doing like please please actually keep doing exactly what you're doing she loves it though she's talks about all the money it's made all the pre saves like she's been saying she knows how to be viral I feel like that's what she is doing exactly

so it's like wouldn't you like I would be so happy if people were commenting on my shit because I'd be like it's working I think she is and I think bringing you up is just like it's clickable you know it was like a it was a clip it's like wouldn't you like I would be so happy if people were commenting on my shit because I'd be like it's working I think she is and I think bringing you up is just like it's clickable you know it was like a it was a clip it's like something I saw that I would I never watch a show and I'm like so I think they may be bringing up is like because it's like yeah in her defense Nick honestly was

instant he was the one who was like don't I'm like yeah I think I want the smoke with Nick Vile you don't get much back I think I tried to smoke with him one time and like nothing back. I didn't know him. I just saw like a clip of someone saying, I don't know. I don't know this girl.

I don't want to start anything. But like that he dated like a really young girl. That's like now his fiance. Oh, yeah. No, that's awesome. That's not awesome that he did that. But that's awesome. She was like really young.

She's like 18 years younger than him or something. And he's like 35. I don't know. It's something crazy. Anyways, I got no smoke back. So it didn't matter. I was like, whatever. I was just saying it.

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come i love when i'm like beefing someone and you're there like you're so funny what do you do like i don't know just if i'm like fighting with someone or mad at someone and like we just hype each other up i get particularly mad it's like a sibling you know when like you talk shit about your brother and like it's fine but when someone else talks shit about you that's how i feel like i can say as much as i want about tana but the second someone else says it i get so mad i'm like yeah you don't even know her so what do you do when it's like your friend that's your friend and then she's your friend and you like she's like oh she didn't mean anything by it like what do you how do you decide you go on i think that you're really good at like if i'm wrong like you're gonna tell me i'm wrong yeah i'm always i never like just side with my friend i always side like with whoever right

who do you think in this one you think she was in the wrong or the right uh tana and jojo no i think i think nick just came for your neck for no reason. Oh, okay. Team Tana. So yeah, team Tana. I love that. I don't actually want like real life beef with JoJo Siwa. That's just not my journey. I don't think it was like bullying. If I thought you made like a video like straight up bullying her,

I'd be like, okay, you're kind of being a bully. Yeah. But you just asked if she does Percocet. And it's obviously like jokingly too. It wasn't like. Yeah, I just wanted to know how committed to this. I was a bad girl. I did some bad things. But then again, I do know a lot of her dancers and friends like personally.

And they do get wild and rowdy and crazy. So maybe she's like a part of that too. Really? Yeah. Who are they? Like dancers or influencers or like? Well, I don't want to just like call out like specific people because I don't know how many there are. But I don't know.

I feel like it's always the ones you don't expect that are really doing the crazy ketamine and stuff. I want to go on Dancing with the Stars. I heard I saw this clip of you. I really want to. So that's why I have to get really a lot more successful. Oh, you could go on there now. For sure.

You could go on there. I want to go on so bad. Pace Greer was on there. Wait, did you get invited? No, never. Never. I've done like porn. Like that's Disney.

So is Harry Jowsey. That's what's so crazy. I remember everyone being like, oh, well, you've done like so you can't go on it. I was like, okay, Harry Jowsey, though, was literally on last season. But I would love it, too. It's so fun. But I gave up that dream. But I think you are clean and wholesome. No, I don't think you should ever give. I think we should go on at the same time. I go on it. I was like, hair jowls, though, was literally on last season, but I would love it too. It's so fun, but I gave up that dream, but I think you are clean.

No, I don't think you should ever give. I think we should go on at the same time. I would love it. Like the Amelia, the mom and the daughter. Yeah, I'm so bad.

Oh my God. Where did you say that? I just saw it recently. I saw it on, or I said it on Gabby Windy's podcast. Oh yeah, I watched that one. You were her first guest.

You're like, you're like amazing. You're everywhere. You're on so many podcasts. Oh, we had so much fun. We were in New York. We blacked out with her.

Really? She's the best. Really? How much did you go to? So fun. We fun. We were in New York. We blacked out with her. Really? She's the best. Really? What did you guys do? So fun. We went to every bar in New York. We were so drunk. It was like not okay.

Do you like New York, Trish? Yeah, I do. I don't really do anything. I don't go out. I just go see shows. I like Broadway. That's it. Oh, duh.

Your Broadway lore is going to be. I'm like. Yeah. I'm talking about you on Broadway as if I know you're going to be on Broadway next month. It's coming this summer. Yeah. I don't know specifically what's happening but like I will be at every show I would love I haven't gone out to New York though like I've never been to bars in New York or anything I'm just like I think New York I'm just like scared of in general because it's just like so much like the cities in the building do you stay in like in Manhattan when you go

yeah we did this time I love it I would love to because I literally looked up like today at the W like Manhattan the Times Square one I was like I wonder what the fanciest room you can get there like I want a big ass room and stay there for like a month

or something like that be like what's that show that was at the Plaza you know the little girl Eloise at the Plaza yeah I want to be like that

or like who's the other guy Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone 2 where he's like staying at the Plaza you want to be like that oh wait what

wait really how much Coggy Coggin in Home Alone 2 where he's like staying at the plaza. You want to be like that? Oh, wait, what? Wait, really? How much? Million? Oh, you could afford that. For sure. I found out so much about you today. I was like, oh my God, bougie over here.

When you get back on. Dude, I've been watching Sex and the City. I'm so happy. Are you so happy? Did you watch Sex and the City? did you watch sex no i'd never have you would love it really you would love it okay tell me i don't know anything about the old show you're watching because i'm like everyone's always like you would love it and i'm like yeah yeah whatever and like i've watched a couple episodes and i'd like never got into it but i got into it and it's just so interesting because it's these four single women just being so slutty and fun ho hooking up with all these guys. And like their love lives.

I learned everything I needed to know about like love and friendship from this show. It's like you just have so many life skills. And it's so fun because it's just like them sitting around a table talking about all their antics. It's so good. Wait. And there's four like completely different characters, like how they are and stuff. And you would like, I feel like you would love like Samantha.

I think you're Charlotte. I am Charlotte. You're Charlotte. Who are you? But I feel like you would love like Samantha. I think you're Charlotte. I am Charlotte. You're Charlotte. Who are you? But I'm like, Charlotte's like a little more uptight than me. Who's Charlotte? Which one is she? The super uptight one.

But she's so pretty. Who plays her? Do you know? She's like really put together. It's, um, God, who does play her? Who am I? You're Samantha. Is Samantha the like, she's.

She's like the boss bitch, but like has sex with, well. Sex with everyone. Yeah, no, I know I'm Samantha, the like, she's. She's like the boss bitch, but like has sex with, well. Sex with everyone. Yeah, no, I know I'm Samantha, I fear. And she'll never be in a relationship because she's just like, she's just a rat. Hates them. Yeah. So like, that's not really you right now. But that's been me always.

Which one is Carrie? Yeah, but I feel like you're more self-aware than Carrie. Yeah, I always hear bad things about her. When you're talking about this, I'm like, I always hear her relationships suck. Like her and Mr. Big are like toxic. Yeah, but I still relate to her in that department. Like just blind delusion. Like she just thinks Mr. Big, oh yeah.

Maybe this is why like your relationships go up and down because maybe you will learn from Sex and the City and if it's all toxic. I don't know. I haven't seen it, but I'm just saying. You have to watch it though. It's so great. Yeah, okay. Maybe I will.

I've been loving it. I really have. Dude, The Idol, you changed my life. Have I told you I went and watched it? Yeah, I saw the episode after and you're like, I need to talk with Trish because it. I really have. Dude, The Idol, you changed my life. Have I told you I went and watched it? Yeah, I saw the episode after and you're like, I need to talk with Trish because it's like not good. No, no, no. But I completely changed my mind.

It's my favorite show ever. Oh, okay. And if you want to petition. Season two. I want it so bad. Why would they cancel it? I think it could come back. I don't know.

Everyone hated on it. But it's going to be like a cult classic where people are going to love it. It like fucked up my head a little. Like whenever I'm doing anything now now like i try to channel my inner lily rose yeah she's everything she's so could definitely do season two of it for sure if it got brought back like i want it so bad because do you feel really you'd like related to it like to me too i was like god it's like so relatable because it's so like la yes and you know what

i mean like the pop star and the sexiness of it all and just her fucked up life and like headspace yeah while doing everything i was and how she's like fucked up everyone thought it was like her mom and meanwhile i was like no you're the fucked up one you're like making all this shit up about your mom and stuff like that it's fucking crazy i loved it so it was so good we had a photo shoot yesterday at this like giant mansion and all these people were just running around like doing shit and i was like i'm in the idol right now like i like fully like jocelyn era yes was it at his house no no i wish they filmed at his house the weekend's house and like i that opening scene where she's like in the camera and stuff like

that is at his house he's like god i would do anything to do like a maternity i wonder if he'd like rent out his house probably not he has so much money but i mean maybe he'll rent out his house for a day he would rent out his house to you really i put it out there again how did it you're his most loyal fan i really i feel like i've lost it a little bit because like the momentum was high and now it's like i'm just fat and I'm just like, okay, I don't have any like ambition. What the fuck? One thing is baby though. No, no, no.

I'll slide back in those DMs. You need to. You really need to. How did the conversation end with you and him last? I talked to like his marketing team because, oh, we were supposed to do like a social media collaboration and just didn't like happen. I don't think me and him. I think they just wanted me to like promote Fortnite or something.

I don't know. I did. I mean, I don't think they asked me, but I did it. Yeah. They sent me stuff. I don't think me and him. I think they just wanted me to like promote Fortnite or something. I don't know. I did. I mean, I don't think they asked me, but I did it. Yeah. They sent me stuff. I don't know. It was it. That was it.

And now you've been playing Fortnite. Kind of. I don't really get too far. Do you play? Do we talk about this? Do you play? I've done it a few times. I don't get far.

I like fall off the plane and that's it. I only ever do it as like a pick me. Like I, you know what I mean? Totally. Other people are like guys are doing it all like show interest. I was such a pick me about Fortnite that one time I painted a cool like in college you paint coolers for like fraternities like when you're going on a weekender. That's like they bring you on the weekender and you fill a cooler with alcohol and you

paint it. And I painted like the whole Fortnite drop in on a cooler. And it was so extravagant. I have to find it for you. You painted it? Yeah. It was like I really took it so far. What did you get out of it?

I wanted a guy to think that I was like into Fortnite and I don't fucking even know. Did it work out? No. I kind of love the extent. Does it ever? The extent you go for like love is kind of everything though. I kind of look for it. It's called desperation is what it is.

You're not. You get so many people like at your feet. I think it's just like you don't want anyone that wants you. Yeah. Do you have any love life updates that you'd want to share for the canceled pod um no none i want to know so bad i'm just on the on the lookout for a new man yeah wait really going on that date well i don't know no i i was supposed to go on a date with this guy the other night and he i ran into him a couple nights before and he told me he's like yeah i just, I just got out of a situation ship and I'm

not over her. I'm like, oh, well, we can't. Well, we love the honesty. Me too. But I'm like, I told him, I'm like, yeah, we can't, we can't go on a date. Yeah. Like why let him? Like why would I want to do that?

How do you find people on apps or DMs? This guy literally met him in person, which was like the first time in a while. But. And you. I do a lot of apps. I'm really on the apps. How about during tour? Would you be on apps like in the different cities?

I like so badly was trying to get her to be on Hinge in like every city, like because that's what I would be doing if I were single. And like, I just think it'd be so fun for the lore. But I get it. There's no time. Also, like, unless you're Matt Rife. I'm like, he he's got he's got the time in every city. That's the thing.

Isn't it crazy? Let's do it. But I also think these guys go to their show and their audience is all girls and they just can like. Yeah, we have like hot guys in the audience. I would probably abuse my power. Yeah. Did you guys have any? They'll be like just boyfriends of the girls.

Got it. You know what I mean? There were some hot boyfriends, though, like these girls were slaying for sure. And they were all miserable. They did not want to be there. The boyfriends, though. Like these girls were slaying for sure. And they were all miserable. They did not want to be there. The boyfriends. Yeah. Really?

It's just not for the straights. Yeah. It's just like, what are we watching? But you guys had. So what do you guys see a straight guy? Because there was there that one that like people called out. They thought it was like weird. They thought straight guy.

And everyone's like, oh, this guy's like odd. Oh, yeah. We haven't talked. No, we haven't talked about it. It was like just a random guy. I guess he was like 40 or something. And he came alone and like wore a mask and just took pictures of me the whole time. And was like Googling you the whole time and like zooming in on you.

So what happened? Because someone reported it, right? And then we like, I don't know. We told security about it and like kept an eye out. But nothing ever happened with him. Oh, what kind of mask? Like a COVID mask. Oh, that was like a screen mask or something.

I was like, I would die. But it was like we announced like, yeah yeah we have security here now because people have been storming the stage and that's when he put the mask on and kept it on for the rest of the show they said you should say no masks loud yeah that's weird yeah no no if we keep touring by the end of it i am gonna have like a hundred fucking rules like that just to like save my paranoid brain you guys are going on another tour right this you're finishing this one and then another one in the fall i believe it's in the fall. We haven't like locked in dates yet,

but we've been looking at. That's wild. How come so many? I know. You were the biggest hit on tour. Like they go so crazy when you like, I think they think you're coming out too when we play the video.

Oh my God, I would live. I repost everything. I felt so relevant when you guys were on tour. I was just like, wow. This is the most relevancy I have. Always relevant. Even in the intro, like you're in like, wow, this is the most relevancy I have. Always relevant. No, even in the intro, like you're in like a little bit of the intro and

they go crazy. Oh my god. We always judge like what a crowd is like based on how loud they are during that part because we know they're going to scream. Oh my god. Who gets the loudest? You. Okay, besides me. That's it. In the intro. If I, I was telling you. Jeff. Oh yeah. Jeff, but it's, there's no comparison, I guess.

And then any other loud ones are boos like if we say like I was telling a story about me and Bryce Hall and we had to like stop the show they booed yeah because they don't like him oh they go hard I feel like even if you're cool with someone like they go hard if there was ever like a little bit of disrespect on you guys don't forget yeah you guys are extra like loyal and I think that's why like we're all cool and so they're like extra like right hard for me. Even on mine, they're always like, Tana, Brooke, like they always do the best.

You guys, I mean, when do you guys want to come on? It's always like a million views when you guys come on. So just just is my favorite place to go. I wish everyone who's a fan of you could experience what it feels like to be in your house. I'm so serious. Really? It's so small. Go to her house.

That's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying. They couldn't even. There's 80 gates, though. That's the thing. It's just like you pull up to the guard gate and you're like I'm here for Trisha Paytas and like I'm always making sure that I'm playing like like this time I was playing like making my way downtown like I'm always I need to play something that feels like it's out of a movie because then you drive in and you get to your house and it's like just beautiful like her own gate and then

Moses is always waiting for you. Like, and like lets you in and like all the accents are pink. And then, and then the podcast is in Trisha's like side house. Like, it's like the, I don't know. It's like the,

yeah, I don't know. It's like the bottom house. It's not the basement. Cause it's not underground. Moses always corrects me. It's just like underneath the house. I don't know how to explain it.

And it's the most Kardashian shit because like, like if the Kardashians had a podcast in their house, that's where it would be. And it's very much like you don't get to go to the main house if you're not like really close, like whatever, like, you know what I mean? So then you shoot in there and it's like, even when you go to the bathroom, it's inside of this glam room and the glam room is like. And everything is Trisha everywhere. It just stands there everywhere the main house is not like that no i love it so much it feels so like put every intricate corner like up in the kitchen the whole bedazzled wall and all the tumblers like it's just so and then yeah like

when you take me up into the main house i'm like oh my god i'm a friend of the show like i just feel so you said that too you're like does everyone come up here i was like actually a lot of people do ask and i'll never say like no to anyone. But like sometimes it's like people you don't even know want to come up and you're like, I guess. Sure. Yeah. But they want to meet Malibu like someone you don't know.

I'm like, OK. But it's like it's like a fucking museum. You can say no. I never can. Moses knows. I like never say no to anything. I'm like, OK. Like, I don't know.

I just go along with it. They're just like staying the night. It's funny. The other the other day I was like, Trish, do you have a snack? Like, do you have anything to like snack on after? And we go upstairs and Moses was saying downstairs, they were like, Oh, we have ravioli. And I thought they meant like leftover ravioli. And it's like 10 PM and Moses starts getting out all the shit to make ravioli. And I was like, y'all don't have to do this right now. I wanted you so bad. I actually felt so bad because we love cooking for people. And I was like,

so excited. You wanted to like eat. I was like, yes, I know. eat I know like yes I know 10 p.m is your 4 a.m I don't care I love you like it like I would stay up forever just for you like literally just for you like literally no one else I'd be like absolutely not but I love it and the fact that you were like and you came so like low-key it was just you and Paige I'm like usually you have like an entourage which I love but I was like wow you're so like chill I just love it I love being at your house so much well we should actually come over and like have a dinner. Like, well, he can cook for everyone. Like Amari always talks about his pasta.

And like, yeah, because we actually like love cooking for people. I would love nothing more. He's so good. I would literally love nothing more. Pasta night. Oh, man. Yeah. I don't know if people would like the food, though, because like it's kind of plain.

So I'm like, I wonder if people would like it. Like I'd say. But I love anything that like a five-year-old would love. Me too. I have the taste palette of like a little kid. That's why it's fun to have kids because I order like three things off the kids menu for Malibu and I eat it. She'll have like one bite of something.

I get the buttered pasta. I get chicken fingers and I usually get like a cheese pizza off the kids. Oh my God. That's awesome. Is she a good eater? Like does she eat a lot of things? No. She just eats like fries and broccoli.

Broccoli? Yeah. That's good. I didn't eat broccoli until I was like 18. Do you eat broccoli now? Yeah. Now I'm not i love broccoli really i just started i randomly like just shifted and started liking like healthy things i think i like forced myself into it what is it how did you switch it because i still can't i would love to know i think i had to intro with like like unhealthy healthy things like deep fried broccoli and like buffalo cauliflower.

I love buffalo cauliflower. And like once I got used to that, I could like eliminate the buffalo. Wow. That's crazy. I wouldn't. But like I could. Is it healthy? Buffalo cauliflower?

Like the Alex Earl one and Air One? Like is that healthy? I don't know. I mean, it feels healthier than like what I want to order. Right. They have like, I do love that cauliflower stuff though. Do you like Air One? No. Absolutely not. Like it's not's not good right the food's not good i don't i really like oh you love it i'm really in an air one oh i had a day i want i like despise how expensive it

is i love the smoothies like i i love going in and getting a smoothie and i don't love paying four thousand dollars in a gold brick for it. It's crazy. But the food, I feel like all of their food to me tastes like it needs something. And to me, I'm like. No seasoning. Yeah, like $30 for this and like it, you know what I mean? Even like the meats and stuff,

like the way the chicken's cooked, I'm like. No, it is kind of weird. I used to like their breakfast croissants, but it's just like a little too big. The smoothies are crazy though because they're not safe for pregnant people. Why? I commented on Erewhon when, was it i think olivia rodrigo when she came out with her as we were going to do it for our patreon because like oscar loves olivia rodrigo so i was like let's go try her smoothie so i saw all the ingredients and i saw like a

couple things where i'm like maybe i can't have this as like whatever so i wrote to the air one people it's like in the comments i'm like oh can you have this if you're like pregnant and they're like well we don't recommend this this and this they're like harmful for babies when pregnant i'm like well if you can't have it when you're pregnant, like why would you want it when you're not pregnant? Yeah. Basically, there was like five ingredients like pregnant people can't have because it'll like kill your baby.

Isn't there one with like colostrum in it? Maybe that was it. Colostrum. Colostrum. It's like I'm pretty sure it's like what comes out of your boobs like right when you give birth. I could have made that up. And like literally that's it's like in the smoothie.

How do they get it? I don't know. It's like Hailey Bieber's, it's like in the smoothie. How do they get it? I don't know. It's like Hailey Bieber's tits. Like what the fuck? Could you imagine? I guess that's worth the $30. Yeah. Cowboy vanilla colostrum.

Colostrum? Oh my God. It like has crazy health benefits. But I'm wondering if it's like from like a cow though and not like it can't be from a human. Does it say? Does it specify human or cow? That'd be wild if it was but I'm wondering if it's like from like a cow though and not like it can't be from a human. Does it say does it specify human or cow? That'd be wild if it was from a human. She says it's nature's gold.

Oh my god. It is but like it creeps me out that it's the Giselle Deberry one that was so good. Giselle Deberry is so crazy. What's that? It was like Giselle's one but it was like peanut butter and jelly basically. Oh that would be so good. It was so good. Didn't she say she only eats like bone broth? No, that's Gwyneth Paltrow.

Oh. Oh. Wow. That's crazy. If Giselle ate bone broth, I'd eat bone broth, but Gwyneth Paltrow, like, you know, I don't know. She looks good, but also like, I don't know if I'd want to like follow her diet. You know what I mean?

No, not at all. She literally on camera. She's like, yeah, I don't eat until 7 p.m. That's wild. That can't be right. People praise it have you guys seen the the new like fad with kratom what's that okay so you know emmy on tiktok i don't know you might know i mean maybe if i saw she posted a tiktok essentially where

she'd been buying this la ass drink, this energy drink, like whatever. And she was like, it just says like feel good drink. And you know how all of them now are like weird shit, like mushrooms and random. There's all these drinks and like the euphoric shit and like whatever. And she was like, oh, I just thought it was that. But there's kratom in it.

And kratom is like gas station, like opioids, like gas station crack. Like it's like, I would put it like doing kratom up there with like smoking spice or like. I'm like salvia doing whippets to me. It's like some shit that's legal, but like shouldn't be type shit. And then people have somehow found a way to like extract this kratom leaf and put it into these drinks. And on the thing, it's like, don't drink this. If you are like prone to addiction, likeada yada yada like a lot of people

use Kratom as like a gateway to like pills and hard drugs and whatever and they just sell it at 7-Eleven there's a case in my kitchen

if you want to try no way I'm not going to I've tried Kratom I think it's like cracky it's like so awful but Ashley and Amari

like got the drinks to try them I don't know I don't need any of that right now I'm into yeah sobriety you're try them I don't know I don't need any of that right now I'm into that's yeah sobriety yeah you're slaying the sobriety I don't need to be addicted to anything that's crazy they just it's a tiktoker yeah and they just like straight up sell it and I've been seeing a lot of people talk about like Sky Bree was on her close friends on a whole rant like I know people who've like died from this shit you know and now it's just like

you can get it on fucking tiktok shop and it can no way oh that is wild because tiktok's like so strict about everything it's a leaf and it's legal and it's you know what i mean like yeah but it's like no one should be doing that maybe they'll outlaw it once they figure it all out they never know if it's a flat or a squeal a wobbler peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go go, you can get a pro at Tread Experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger

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But maybe I should. Yeah, well that's the thing. Now I like, I mean it is my whole For You page. What do you buy? But I'm a victim. I buy all of it. Dude, I put my Apple Pay to it and it's so bad. Because it's just at any moment.

In the McDonald's while those fans were hearing me blow up the bathroom, I bought something. What do you buy? Like what do you buy on there? Well, I bought all my Bulldak ramen and now I'm like so addicted to the food like ramen bull duck what is that bulldog it's like it's like from korea i think and it's so good you put like heavy cream and cheese in it and it's like spicy and it's definitely radioactive like there's no way it's good for you in any way yeah it's definitely like i know there's gonna be like a recall and i'm gonna like die oh my god but it is like that sounds like this like you just yeah the girl just posted that she's like in the hospital because she ate too much bulldack

but i'm like i think i have a stomach of steel because i've always been eating oh my god i've always been eating like really um same like people are talking about me yeah like no no no no talk about i could eat talk about and i better. I feel better than before I ate it. It energizes you. Crab mac and cheese too. They literally like recall the powders and stuff. Cause it's like, and you're not supposed to have that when you're pregnant either. It's like literally, it's like the worst thing for you, but I love it.

It's so good. I used to get it for my birthday when I was little. That's so crazy. That was my favorite. I remember that my, my parents would never mix the powder into the mac and cheese. Oh, I love it when it's like kind of not mixed in. No, but like I was straight up just eating powder. And I remember I went to my friend's house and cheese oh i love it when it's like kind of not mixed in no like i was straight up it's like eating powder and i remember i went to my friend's house and like i

was eating it like that and i remember my friend's mom was like your parents are no what's worse is like a runny one you don't want like a runny one you want like you want it to be a little like i think yeah runny is better than but just powder on top of noodles yeah that's that was the vibe like it wasn't getting mixed at all i love love it. Like cream of wheat lumps. Cream of wheat. What's cream of wheat? I don't know that either. I've heard of it, but what is it? It's like, well, it's like softer oatmeal and it's so good.

Cream of wheat. It sounds like discharging. I think it's southern. Yeah, it's not a cute set of words. I don't like the whole texture of it all. Like white and creamy. Yeah. I feel that actually.

Well, now you ruined it for me. I mean, discharge isn't bad. I mean, it's natural, You know, it's fine. But I don't know if I want to eat it. Yeah, definitely not. So you get ramen. And I always see those glitter lip glosses. I always want to order those.

Those are like one things I always see where they have so much glitter on their lips. Yeah, those are. Yeah, but I never heard. I don't know. I got like I've gotten gotten like makeup brushes, eyelashes. They're right now. I keep seeing this stair stepper trending. Have you been seeing?

There's a reformer machine. There's literally a Pilates reformer. There's no way these workout machines can be $40 and they're like at home BBL. I'm like right. Have you tried it? No. I'd rather have an out of home BBL idea.

It's crazy though the prices sometimes it'll be like a microwave for $6. It's like T-MOOM. It's amazing. That's going to blow up in the house. Yeah that sounds. Why haven't you guys sold anything like Thighmasters or something? I feel like you should.

I would love to. You don't have any products? Brooke doesn't like to sell out like as much as I do. Oh really? Which is good. I just I don't trust once somebody posts even one time like something that I know they don't use i will never trust them ever what if it's something you love like you use all the time but like i probably don't use that all the time like if i do use it all the time i'll promote it like what would you what would be a brand product you would sell um that you use all the

time like besides bulldog ramen but like something like that shit i was gonna say bulldog ramen i feel like i have to make like my own ramen or tanner or something like you're so yeah like a self tanner like yeah something you should do tanner because you're tanner i was i wanted to do self tanner for a while but the thing is is like i've never once had a good tan like you know what i mean like i'm always like my wrists are loaded up or like you know what i mean that's dry spots me tell. My ankles like in between the boob. Yeah it has to be something that you're like known for kind of. Yeah I'm known for mine being bad so I don't fear that it's like

oh by myself tan. You could do lashes I feel like you could do lashes. Yeah Well now you're in your no lash era. Yeah I'm in my well I'm doing individual lashes still because my actual lashes are chode. Non-existent mine too. I have none. So annoying that people are just like born with them.

It's so. I've been trying lash serum, but I woke up today. My eyes were like glued shut and like burning. Oh, well, that's not right. Yeah. They say if you have blue eyes or light eyes that it turns them dark. That's why I never used them. Oh, really?

I always thought that it made them lighter. Oh, maybe. I don't know. No, it turns them dark. It turns like a round of your eyes dark. Like your eyelids and. Oh, like the waterline. That's kind of good though, right? Yeah, that would be good.

But not in a cute way, in a sick way. Just like scary eyes. You have, I feel like your eye color is the same as mine where you have the dark circle around. Yeah, that's so weird. I never noticed it either because it's like a dark blue eye with like a light blue. I want blue eyes so bad. You look good with it.

Was it a filter you put on the other day? It was a filter. Oh, yeah. I'm obsessed with blonde hair, brown eyes. Me too. I like it too. I want blue eyes so bad. You look good with it. Was it a filter you put on the other day? And I was like, oh yeah. I'm obsessed with blonde hair brown eyes. Me too. I like it too. It's very Britney Spears. And Jackson Simpson has them too. I guess that's true. I'll be fine. I used to talk to this guy though that he went to Dubai

and he got his eye lasered. Like they changed the color. And it changed the pigment and then he would tell everyone that he swam in the deep sea but he didn't. And that's how he got his eye blue? Yeah. I would be afraid of going blind. Oh yeah. I can't do LASIK for that reason because I always think I'm going to

go blind. Really? LASIK is so scary. Have you done it? Has anyone done it? No. I think it's pretty like easy though like a robot can do it these days. But like you have to keep your eye open which is crazy. Like I can't even do an eyelash curler. Like it scares me to have it come near me. Well but they do it for you right? But that's even worse. You don't have to keep your eye open which is crazy like i can't even do an eyelash curler like it scares me to have well they they do it for you right you don't you don't have to personally they like hold your eye open and you're just like i don't know can they put you out i don't think so i would love that's why i haven't done it because i'm like so blind i can't see but i can't do

so unafraid of surgery i'm just horrified of anesthesia like i whenever i see people come off of surgeries like the things that they say like I fear I would just start exposing people and like ruining my life but that makes me feel like you have a lot of secrets that I don't know about yeah do you have secrets not like really like nothing to write home about like do you have anything that you would like really be upset if like your friends knew no oh like maybe like trauma that I've like endured that I just don't like share but not like like that I'm like endured that I just don't like share but not like like that I'm like hiding secrets my thing is though like I feel like I would come off the wisdom tooth surgery and start trying to fuck my dentist no matter who they are like no matter who

they are he's a good looking guy no but I'm not saying him I'm saying any dentist in the room like I would immediately just like I feel like I'd take my pussy out like I just don't know like I don't think they would let you like I think someone would intervene but think about how I am like really drunk like but imagine so right like no one's stopping me from anything so you're not scared of dying for the anesthesia you're just scared of what you would say yes yeah well people don't really remember and most of the time like people you know aren't there just the doctors or nurses have you ever had surgery You got your nose done though. Yeah.

And I woke up about that fine. Like I was like saying the alphabet backwards and shit. That's impressive. And I remember it all. Can you do it now? Alphabet backwards? I can do it. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Go. Z-Y-X-W-B-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-M-M-L-K-J-I-H-T-F-E-D-C-B-A. Whoa. Wait. How do you guys know that? Why do you know that? Because it's a way to prove to people that you're not drunk.

Like it was a sobriety test. Wait, really? Oh. My grandpa made me learn it and he made me learn the Greek alphabet. Oh, that's so sweet. I know. This is such a true tale of us. Like I know it because like in Vegas that used to be a sobriety test and I was like,

oh. My grandpa made me learn the Greek alphabet because it was like he learned it in his fraternity and then I had to learn it in college because of my sorority and I didn't have to learn it because I already knew it that's weird it's like zeta and shit yeah what's m it's not like that it's like it's their own it's like their own letters oh what is it how do you spell your name I do you don't you can't you can't spell your name I don't think so it's like what do they do with the letters then boring I don't really know honestly I'm not really that sure it's alpha beta gamma delta it's like I mean it's long but but alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta

iota capital and or moon nougat omicron pyro sigma tau epsilon phi chi psi omega see that's how I would sound coming off the anesthesia i fear so like would the word just be like beta alpha i mean i get i don't know how do they make words i don't know i don't know it confuses me yeah i don't know i don't know anything does beta and alpha have the same meaning in greek as it does in english i i don't know like a beta man why do they call it a beta male? Oh, I'm like alpha male. I think that's what it is.

It's like alpha beta. Yeah. Because it's like AB. Oh, so it's like secondary is like. Yeah. Like an A team. I just learning things sometimes make me want to cry. Learning things.

Yeah. I get sad that we don't learn a lot of new things anymore. That's what TikTok is for, though. Oh, yeah. Always learning. That's why we can't be on TikTok I'm learning new things but it's about like conjoined twins and shit And if I bring them up on another podcast I can't stop talking about it to be honest Really you love it too?

I love it it's so fascinating What do you think about just Their life? Yeah I want to know everything I do just need to have them on so I can put like all my feelings to rest. But it's like it's so individual. Like I can't imagine that what is true for one set of conjoined twins is also true for another set. Right.

Well, they both would be here to answer, right? Yeah. So I feel like you could ask each of them. Or you're saying like a different set of conjoined twins. Yeah, a different set of twins. Right. Right. Well, they're all conjoined too differently.

So I'm sure they share different parts of their body. I would hope we just had different lungs. I say we like this is going to happen to us. I need to stop. Yeah. What if you wanted to vape and you were using my lungs? Yeah, that's the thing. That would suck.

Do you think they have to make like a lot of decisions like that? Like I don't like I don't want bulldog. I don't want to shit myself later. Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh my god, that would be the worst part. What if one of them is not hungry? Is that possible? No, I think you share a stomach.

You know that they turned my old house into a rehab? Worst location for a rehab ever, like the clout house. Like the hype house, like those houses. They turned it into a rehab but i had all these dreams the other night where i was still living there and i woke up and i was like oh my god like thank god i'm not still living there and then i got on my tiktok and the first

video was the it being a rehab and you can like rent out my old room and like they're like showing off the shower and the sauna and shit as like rehabilitation but it's crazy because like the amount of drugs that have been done in those houses and like how many people associate like and they really turned over a new leaf like no one's ever moved into that house and left more sober until now maybe hopefully they staged it because that energy of just like all the drugs that's what i'm saying dark you know it was yeah it was so dark did they tear it down rebuild to do anything or does it look the same no it looks exactly the same big glass houses right yeah it looks exactly the same. Those big glass houses, right? Yeah, it looks exactly the same. How much was rent there? $40,000 a month. Oh my God.

But I didn't pay all of that, like at all. Like everyone paid rent. Okay, that's good. Oh my God. Except for one person, but we booted him. He lives in London now, he's fine. Did you like exile him there or he just went by his own free will?

It was actually a really interesting thing. He was my videographer and editor. And so he lived with me. And so he wasn't paying rent like well but at the same time he was helping me with my vlogs i shouldn't care it's like a 14 bedroom house like you don't want to be empty alone in that anyways yeah he stopped cleaning his room like really bad to the point that it was like odor throughout the whole house and this is like a 10 000 square foot house there were maggots in his room and like you guys i just had maggots in my apartment

yesterday oh my god what how Yours is so clean and pretty. Because I was out of town. Sorry, I just completely cut off your whole story. No, I'm loving. Go back to the maggot story. I was out of town, obviously, when we were on tour and someone was watching my cat. And she must have either left a can of cat food

or whatever on the counter or something. It was tucked away in the corner. And I saw Murphy looking in the corner. I was like, what is she looking at? And so I looked down there and deep in the back crevice of my kitchen like where i couldn't see it was a can of cat food and there were maggots crawling out how did that happen it might like she must have just been pushed over and there's like it's chicken and like have you ever seen maggots i don't know yeah i've only seen them one other time and it was also a can

of cat food and it was like someone had thrown it in the trash can and put a trash bag over it so it was just in the trash can forever oh my god and i threw the whole trash can away because i was so traumatized and this i'm like how has this happened to me twice and i didn't have anyone i could help have help me i was texting the group chat like i will pay anybody to come over and get you offered a hundred bucks to clear the maggots and it felt i just so i i felt like i was reading a text from me and i was like i kept making it higher and higher too i'm like i can't I can't leave my house knowing that there's maggots. Because they turn into flies.

Maggots become flies. And also, how do maggots happen? Where do they come from? Where do they come from? Dead bodies. But they create themselves. That's what I don't understand. No way they do.

Yeah, that's how it happens. Maggots create themselves. That's why they just happen. That's what doesn't make sense about it. It was cat food, and then all of it just they just like happen that's what doesn't make sense about it like they're just it was cat food and then all of a sudden they just like i had maggots turn into flies at a house i lived at my ex-girlfriend got me flowers and oh my god that was so bad maggots came out of flowers infestation yeah so there's someone that can come get rid of them obviously right like don't you call like people for lice you know i just moved out of the house

to be honest one little can of cat food like but i did you clean it up no i had my friend do it did you pay him 100 bucks yeah i bought her dinner oh was it a girl it was a girl that did it she looked so hot doing it though which is crazy she was like she was so great but i could not be i almost asked harry jowsey i swear to god i would have that's a good thing about you living in a building with like other people it's's only him. Yeah. But I like, I was like, you can't, you just can't say, hey, I have maggots in my apartment to somebody like. And she got it with her bare hands.

Oh. Which is crazy. I would need a hazmat suit. Yeah. I would never do it. Ever. But boys love to do that stuff. They love to like show off and like.

Well, I think guys just like to be brave. Yeah. Like to do the brave thing. Yeah. So it's like, who wants to be be my hero which i love using to my advantage so much for sure like at all times weaponized incompetence to men till i die like i'm gonna pretend to be so stupid and incapable is it the lighting it's in your eyes yeah i feel like i'm like baking right now on the fucking sun it's making me want to go to turks and kate ghost or something is that where you're gonna go for for your birthday? I don't know.

Would you ever actually come? It depends where. Right. Well, you said Bora Bora and I was like, honestly, live for Bora Bora. But honestly, I think it would be if everybody was like in one house. That's when it gets like overwhelming. If it was like rooms, I feel like it would be like. Then I would be. I was saying that.

Four seasons Bora Bora. Yeah. Like I was saying that like a hotel might do us better because then that gives separation hours. Yeah. Yeah. And privacy and all that stuff like yeah I also think I would just like bring the mood down because I'm just like I go to bed at six o'clock you know what I mean I'm like no yeah I have such a day I wish I could be that person that like stays out and like parties but I stay up late still but I can't be social like at all the way I when I'm really now yeah so when do you like call it like if you guys were on the Tarp Bora Bora trip like would you guys what time do you guys go to bed like are you like after dinner or like I think I when I'm really now. Yeah. So when do you like call it? Like if you guys were on the tarp or board trip, like would you guys what time do you

go to bed? Like are you like after dinner or like I think sober? Yeah, I'm not long lasting. Like when I'm drinking, I it takes me out almost immediately. Really? So you like go to bed? Yeah. I can't just like stay out even in Vegas like Vegas.

You like go early. I can. It's so funny. When I was in Vegas, everyone wears Brooke wears Brooke. I'm like, I couldn't get her here with a gun to her. Oh, wait, you didn't go. I really like Vegas. Yeah. Well, no, I was in Vegas everyone where's Brooke where's Brooke I'm like I couldn't get her here with a gun to her oh wait you didn't go you don't really like Vegas yeah well no I actually love Vegas but it just is like I have to be in a certain headspace to go to Vegas like I have to like be going through a breakup or something because like what don't you like

about it it's just so much drinking and like waking up and feeling so horrible well I mean you don't have to drink yeah Yeah, but I never do. You can develop a gambling problem with me. Do you know, I saw Adam Sandler in Vegas and we had like such a fun time.

Did you go VIP? I'm so, no, we didn't go VIP and I'm so mad because we got so hammered that I don't remember it. We got so,

we don't remember any of the show. Oh. Like I remember him with the guitar for like one second and like his daughter came out and sang like Olivia Rodrigo

or something. Oh. That's like all I remember. Was it an arena? Mm-hmm. Was it? Was it a medical garden Olivia Rodrigo or something. That's like all I remember. Was it an arena? Mm-hmm. Was it? Was it a medical garden? It was like a,

it was like a big theater. No, it was a theater, yeah. Trisha, what do you think of people saying that your children are reincarnations of the royal family? Oh my God.

I think it's just so weird and random. Like I don't even know what to think about it because I'm like, it's so weird. And like, where did it start from and why do people find it

like so funny? I don't know. I mean, it's, I guess it's nice to be viral, but it's like, why?'t even know what to think about it. Cause I'm like, it's so weird. And like, where did it start from? And why do people find it like so funny? I don't know. I mean, it's, I guess it's nice to be viral, but it's like, why? What was the first one? Like Malibu was born when Queen Elizabeth died. Like a week apart. And now she's talking British. She has a British accent.

I know we didn't talk about that on your episode, but she has a British accent. Malibu has a British accent. Yes. Where'd she get it? I, and she doesn't watch Peppa Pig. Cause you asked about Peppa. So on the notes, it was about Peppa Pig, but she actually doesn't watch Peppa. I didn't know Peppa Pig was British to begin with.

But I don't know. She just starts talking because my mom was like, oh, she has an accent like Moses. Like, definitely not. It's not like Moses, but it's like a British like bud and mama. It's like very British. How cute. Wait, but is do you think she's Queen Elizabeth? Are you ever like Liz?

You know what? I do believe in reincarnation. And if anyone is, it would definitely be her because she's just like old. She's like Liz? You know what? I do believe in reincarnation and if anyone is it would definitely be her because she's just like old. She's like an old soul like an old you know she's just like a person like a whole human. She intimidates me so much like I'm being so for real. She's like stare at me and she's like so smart and she's like smarter than me and it's like I

believe it. Now the whole stuff with like King Charles and Kate Middleton like I don't know it's just like so I guess it's like weird timing and look if they do die around the day Elvis is born like it would be weird. Like, I don't know. It's just like so, I guess it's like weird timing. And look, if they do die around the day Elvis is born, like it would be weird. It would be a weird coincidence. I'm so excited. Yeah.

I would, I just love that. I buy into it. More so I subscribe to it now because I'm like, okay, I guess maybe. It's possible. We should dress up Malibu

like a little queen. That would be cute, but they don't have them for her size. I looked. I was like, they only have them for like toddlers.

I guess she's almost in the toddler era but it would be cute honestly yeah I mean I'm here for it if it's like that I just love at least I personally love like free clout for some shit like free like yeah it's just so funny like that would happen to you right and I didn't even like ask for it or create for it so it's like stuff like that is like always kind of exciting I guess when I just go viral for no reason that's why I think with looking at the outside of people like with you guys and stuff like that. I'm always like, oh, any publicity is a good publicity.

But I know like in the moment can like feel like a lot, you know, like the Matt Rife thing. I was just like, but you're like the girl. Like everyone's talking about you. Everyone's on your side. And that must feel like so good. But then you're like, OK, like anxiety talking about it. And I get it because it's like when it's happening to you, it's a lot. But I get freaked out about the idea of like not being able to just like like turn it off

and hide. Yeah, you can't. Once you can't once it's out it's out and then and things that like people will bring up forever i think is like crazy like people will like talk to me about shit that happened to me like eight years ago because it was viral and i'm like i wouldn't even ever think about it again like but you have so many ones to like the toothbrush and tana con and peeing on shane and like all these like crazy things and it's like yeah you can't ever like escape it it's like so crazy like i have no idea if I peed on Shane or not. And everyone always wants so much more lore.

And I'm like, dude, I don't know. Like, I don't think I did. I think it was in a video. Yeah, but I think I didn't actually pee is what I'm saying. Was it like water? I don't even know. I don't know. I don't know.

Like, not kidding at all. So did you just come out of the hospital and it was like trending on Twitter? It was like a week before I gave birth. Oh, yeah. So it was like I was still of the hospital and it was like trending on twitter it was like a week before i gave birth oh yeah so it was like i was still pregnant and so it was like crazy was anyone in the hospital a fan i don't know we had like really young delivery nurses not no one said anything actually they might have been haters some of them i mean not that i was like whatever yeah but they were like literally wouldn't give me the epidural for like a couple hours after i checked in and i was like in so much pain and i was screaming and they wouldn't let me poop i don't think they were like haters on me.

I just think they were just like in general, just probably over people screaming. If someone wouldn't give me a fucking epidural when I asked for it, I'd put my face to the ground. Everyone's dying. It took like an hour to check in. Then you have to wait. Then you have to wait to see if he's available.

It's like a whole thing. And yeah, I was like dying. I was screaming. I would never thought I'd be that person, but I was like screaming, cussing, like, and I never thought I'd be that person. I was like so excruciating. So I hope this time I make it to my C-section where they just take it out

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I really just want you to have the most bougie hospital experience. Yeah, Tana's like, I want to post my e-tron to Minnie's, which sounds delicious because we had the worst food last time. Yeah, she said that they like- A bag of chips. Yeah. A bag of fucking chips. Yeah.

Oh my gosh. I want filet mignon. No, you've got to have like so much, all the things you couldn't have. Are you a sushi eater? I'm not, but I want one. I want that sushi boat. I always see people doing the TikToks with a big sushi boat holding their baby. I don't really, I mean, I don't, I like sushi, but I don't love it, but I'll eat it for sure.

I don't like love it either, but. It's bougie though. I like to take a photo with like a boat of sushi. Sushi's so beautiful, but I feel the same way. If it tastes like fish, I'm going to die. Have you ever been to that Yamashiro? I've never been. I always see it on TikTok.

It's so beautiful. It's pretty. As far as ambiance, like it's the most beautiful restaurant in all of LA. Is it good? It's the best view in LA. The food? Yeah, it's really good. Lily Rose Depp invited me to her birthday party there back in 2018.

Yeah. And I didn't go because I was like, that's so late. No way. Yeah. That is so iconic. I wasn't obsessed with her until The Idol. So I could't go because I was like, that's so late. No way. Yeah. That is so iconic. I wasn't obsessed with her until the Idol. So I can see like at the time. But now I look back, I'm like, oh, God, I love that.

She like, because I was better at the Grove and they recognized me and I was so excited. Now I can say like, Lily Rose. That's my only flex ever of like any celebrity recognizing me. That's the biggest flex. She's so beautiful. I saw her somewhere in like Laurel Canyon too. Like everyone sees her around. She's really pretty.

She's so cute. She is so cute. And petite and tiny. Let's see what else there is you're literally eight months pregnant i look crazy on this couch no you don't look so cute i can't wait to be pregnant i love the look of being pregnant oh you'll be cute you want to like you're the cutest yeah you would be so bad you're so cute though like I love when you're pregnant. I'm so why I love when like tiny girls are pregnant because it's like a little bit like Nara Smith. She's just like a little basketball on her.

Oh, my God. But she's so tall. She like barely even gets pregnant. Right. It's like there's so much room for her baby to go. She's six feet tall. Yeah, that's actually crazy. You look so cute pregnant.

I'm short. So I know I'm going to be out to here. My new fear is what is it called? Like ectopic ectopic pregnancy. Oh, yeah. Happens to be out to here. My new fear is, what is it called? Like ectopic. Ectopic pregnancy. Oh, yeah. Happens to a lot of people. I thought that was happening to me on tour and I didn't want to share it with anyone because I was like, but what if I just go one day and I'm in that McDonald's bathroom

in Van Nuys and little mini Tina comes out of my hoo-ha. Is that how it works? I don't know. I don't know anything. Yeah. Like they straight up just don't know and the baby just comes out. Oh, that makes me so sad. Do you ever watch like I didn't know I was pregnant? Yeah one's crazy like how do you not know like they move so much how do you not know yeah but some

people say like they just they there were no movements there's no way your baby can't doesn't move though i don't know it just is crazy to me that all those things can happen together like it's one thing like okay maybe your baby doesn't move or maybe you don't have your or you still have your period or whatever but for them all to exist together i'm like they still have their period that is yeah some people have their period the entire time oh my god that's so annoying because that's probably the best part of being the best part yeah that's weird how that well crazy stuff happens i guess but i've seen it happen to like tiny tiny people too like they just don't show nothing and then the baby just comes out one day what is it a cryptic

pregnancy i think so fucking scary that'd be crazy to not know you're pregnant so you could be pregnant right now i have no idea or like going to the hospital for like stomach pains and you come back with a baby like it happens a lot and then what do they do with the baby but i almost i would like that more than knowing yeah you avoid the stress but then how do you avoid like fetal alcohol syndrome oh my god i didn't even think about that some people do drink pregnant it's like totally fine the baby's fine you know yeah i feel like you can have like wine my doctor said that he's like you know like wine or beer and you have it no i don't really like it i never drink anyways but yeah thank god because i probably would be like addicted i'd be like an alcoholic for sure

i feel like i would have a hard time with no coffee. Are you not supposed to have coffee? I think you can have that too. I think you could have like, I don't know the grams of caffeine, but I think you could have like a certain amount of caffeine. But I'm not like a coffee person either. I feel like some people do crack pregnant. I feel like you can have coffee. No, for sure.

My parents definitely didn't. I mean, you shouldn't. Crack? I'm starting to think that I'm like, what if I'm like a crack baby or a fetal alcohol baby? Like, why do my knees? No, you would know about it. It's not your knees.

My knees turn in. What happened? Oh, I don't think that's- Hey you I'm so sorry for pointing that out I told her I know I told her I like the way that she sometimes will because she'll sit with her knees like this but like baby but like that is not a symptom of fetal alcohol syndrome I know but it's just like I think that you would have to like know my parents as well To know that like why I like I'm starting to think There's just no fucking way My mom would always tell me how good the first cigarette After giving birth was

And I was like six She didn't smoke with it because you know people in the 60s smoke cigarettes Like Lucille Ball was smoking when she was pregnant You know like people smoked and it seemed like the babies are fine It's so crazy Maybe that's why my voice is so low Like I was just doomed from the start. Wait,

I was just learning about, do you, have you heard of like thalidomide? Is that what it is? What's thalidomide? Thalidomide. It was like a medication that they gave to people, I think in like the seventies for morning sickness.

And then all the babies came out with like no limbs. Oh, oh, I believe that. Like, yeah. Taking like medicine. But it was like specifically for morning sickness. So it was like given only to pregnant women and then the babies had like they didn't

test it or something madeline argie's mom is a child of thalidomide that's so you know so much stuff like how do you know about this stuff you just like research i'm on tiktok that's where i that's where i learned i that's wild but i believe it they have like morning sickness medicine now dr drew's telling me about it but i don't know if it's like talked about a lot, but I think they would give it to you. Can you have Zofran? What's that? I don't know what that is.

Anti-nausea medicine. Zofran. I love Zofran. If I could have one thing for the rest of my life, one medication, it would be Zofran. Because it turns off your brain to feeling nauseous. Like it's something, the chemical like works with your brain,

not your stomach. And it's so crazy. I love it. But it makes you constipated as all get out. Oh, really? That's what started my constipation. I don't think anything can make me constipated. Wow.

You have a healthy poop bloat? That's what I said for so long. I'm slaying. I said that for so long. And then I had my major constipation. What happened? How did you get it? I don't know.

Was it on tour you were constipated? I think for the last like eight months, I've just been on and off constipated. I've been a serious Miralax user. Maybe because you're like in a relationship and you're like scared of poop or something like that. Not even. No. Oh, you love me. That's right. You love it. I like held it in. Me too. I'm shy. Yeah. I don't want to do it in front of a guy. Like, would you do it? Like if you had a hookup come over, would you like poop? Absolutely not. Are you kidding? I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't take it that I don't love it that much. Okay. I feel like I've always thought about what I would do,

but I have a bathroom in my lobby. So I feel like I'd always thought about what I would do but I have a bathroom in my lobby so I feel like I'd be like oh I gotta go give something to Brooke downstairs oh that's good that's smart that's great actually who's Brooke downstairs no she's not downstairs that's like a friend that you know it's like well you know everyone do you guys have any tour stories that you haven't told like crazy ones drama we love covering it I don't think because I have drama I'm like let's talk about it i love it i don't know if we have really had much drama so those situations like the stalker the fan on stage like were you guys like actually like were you scared or were you just like horrified i don't really get scared but i think that's like a bad thing but i think that yeah for us it's almost

nice because i can look at her not being so scared and kind of come back to reality like i think if she was scared i would like feed into that. So it's good that we have different, like, you know what I mean? Like responses. Right. That's what I was going to ask.

Like, why did you just sit there when the person came on stage? I thought she works there. Oh, okay. I thought she was bringing me a water bottle. That's so interesting. You're different perspectives.

Cause I have blind trust in every, I don't ever assume everyone's bad. I assume everybody's good. Oh, that's good. So like, I thought this woman was bringing me a water bottle. And she looked,

she looked like someone's like auntie. Like she, did she talk to you? She was saying something. I don't know what she was saying though. No idea what she was saying. In the video, you can see she's like saying something.

And you said nothing to, nothing to you. You don't know. I don't remember what she, well, cause I was like laughing at something. And then I just looked up and she was like right here. And then what?

You just continue the show. You just come back out. You're like, okay, sorry. Yeah. I was freaking out though. I tried to? You just continue the show. You just come back out. You're like, OK, sorry. Yeah, I was freaking out, though. I tried to hide it, but I was fucking losing.

What about when the Peppa Pig thing happened and they showed up? What'd you guys do? Well, they showed up at a Bucky's, right? Right. So AirTag and the Peppa Pig, we didn't know that at this point. Yeah. And so we were in Texas and we were like, OK, tonight we're going to go to a Bucky's on our drive. Right.

But it was like three hours away. So we all like fell asleep. We set alarms to get to the Bucky's. And then technically there is a world where it could not be these girls. No, it was. But I think so because it's like we're parked so far out in the parking lot and then a car is parked right next to us with fans inside. And Tana's like, what are the odds?

I'm dying first in every scary movie. What do you mean, what are the odds? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I'm like dying first in every scary movie yeah for sure yeah I'm like what a coincidence you guys are here but it's crazy because you're the paranoid one so for you to not even think yeah but I'm also just dumb as fuck so like you're so smart but is it it was the people who gave you the Peppa Pig I think so yeah because we just went through all the Peppas and how why would you even think to go through the Peppas to find the air tag I've had people do that to me before I had someone bear a long time ago on like my first tour and then now i think even when a guy

gives me a teddy bear i'm like low-key like i'm like thanks babe but i'm like squeezing it i saw someone sew an air tag into their boyfriend's um like the tongue of his shoe the other day i'm like genius that is so i didn't even know what an air tag was until this story and i was like what the hell i just don't see a world you get the notification anywhere we have our locations shared we finally did that we finally got into the whatever century we're in 21st century i don't know and we like turn our locations do you guys share locations with people uh i do but i never look at anyone's location so i don't really i love having other people's i feel like god to see where they're at and it's also like safe right like i guess if you if you go missing, it's like safe to have it.

Yeah. I love like, I track his location all the time because he'll just randomly go. I don't like it though because my friends will text me and be like, what the fuck are you doing at?

Oh, they're really looking. She tracked me one time I was in the middle of the ocean. She's like, what is going on? Oh, I'll never ever forget this. I went to Brooke's location and she was just at the marina. And I was like,

what are you doing there? And I got all scared, but then I found out. I was sleeping on some dude's boat. Oh, that's so scary. Like, well well did you know him though yeah okay because like going out on someone's boat now I'm always like so scared I just do that all the time I don't know why and I just did that on tour and um tell me if you were feeling this way so we were staying in South Carolina I think and I was like oh my god we're by the water like let's charter a boat right and I wanted to charter like a big sister boat, a sleigh, sleigh boat.

And the big sister boats were out for the count. So they only have this like other little. We had like a kind of like a dinky little boat. It was a nice boat, but it was small. Okay. I don't know if I think it was a nice boat. It was like an older boat. Like it was like.

But it wasn't like yacht vibes. But no, there was like a little living room. But we couldn't like the inside of the living room was like all hot and gross. So we just sat out on the edge of this boat, like getting wet and shit, whatever. I thought that guy was going to kill us. He was so nice. We were having such a fun time with him. See the two different opinions.

They were on like viewpoints. With him driving the boat, flirting with him. Paige and I purposefully sat with him the whole time. Like he was, he was so nice. I was happy though. Cause I was like, they're persuading the killer not to kill us. Why do you think he was going to kill you? No you no i don't know he kept swearing and saying weird things she's making that up no i'm not no he was talking about how girls some girl was flushing

tampons in the boat but the way he was talking about it was so scary like he was like imitating the girls laughing you're lying too we were all there how are you actually definitely you're like perception like you're right the way you women and you're gonna gut us alive out here like see i'm like oh he's so funny oh my god which was he cute was he good looking he was cute and that's over driver we had on the way to dry bar in New Jersey. Oh, that was crazy. What happened? We had an Uber driver like straight up almost die behind the wheel. Like all of a sudden he just started.

See, that's not even what I was talking about. Oh my God, I thought he was a murderer. You go first. Are you talking about the guy who was hacking? We're talking about the same guy, but again, just perspective is reality. You thought he was going to die? Well, he's just, we thought he was having a heart attack or something because he started coughing so hard.

He like had to pull over. He could not breathe now. No, but see, I was relieved that that was happening because I thought he was gonna kill us oh you're like well thank god he's gonna die first we get in the car and he's just like a Long Island guy and he's very much like yelling like for like he's way too loud he's just being I recorded it I could try to find the video but like he's because I thought we were gonna wait a story times over here yes and so he's just whatever he's like on his long island tangent but then he like asked us why we're here and I'm always trying to lie I'm like dude there there's a stamp convention down the street that's why I'm here yes I'm never whatever but he like gets it out of us that we like have a show and then that's the worst because then you're in this uber and it's usually like

some millennial who like knows nothing about what we do. And then they're grilling you. Try it. You're trying to explain it, whatever. He asks us if we're a political podcast. Oh, and then like. Oh, yeah. And then he asks which side we're on. Oh, my God.

That's what I'm saying. He's on this whole like right is right tangent, whatever. And I thought he was going to kill us. And I don't even know. Just because he was Republican. You're like, and we're dead. I don't even know. Just because he was Republican? You're like, and we're dead. I don't know. It's tax season.

I'm starting to think that way. No, no. Not because he was a Republican, but how passionate he was about it. Okay. He was scaring me. I think maybe your perception is just paranoid, which I am with you. I would be that for sure. I always am like, I'm leaving if it feels uncomfortable.

No, he was definitely just like a very normal New Jersey man. He was so funny. Oh my gosh. You California girls are gonna kill me. Oh, wow. Okay. He sounds cute. It sounds like fun. It sounds that way. had one uber driver in one

of the cities that i let him give me a whole tour of the city he had and he dropped me off at the wrong place and we didn't even care me and allison we just let we let him show us every historical place it was so cute that's also scary though they just start taking you on their own journey it's like you could tell him it was like the most excitement he'd ever had it was like cute i miss out on a lot of awesome human experiences because of my paranoia i wonder what did that to you but i feel like i've experienced more good people than i have bad people i agree no not me i'm like 90 bad people oh no i don't think i know any good people like and anytime i say someone's good they turn out to be bad like literally like six months

later it's like they're the worst person ever i'm like they're actually pretty good and it's like horrible so i like don't ever say people are good anymore because i'm like i agree with that something crazy will come out and stuff trauma maybe it's like what i think is bad too because like someone could do the worst thing to me and i'm like oh well that's true everything i intake online i can't let go like those the college girls who got murdered in like idaho or whatever like oh yeah like they're like an advanced or a new the ones that there was't there like an advance or a new. The ones that there was like survivors,

like there was two survivors, that one? Yeah, I think so. Stuff like that is so scary to me. Like whenever I hear stuff, I'm just, I turn it right away. I'm like, I don't want to hear it. Because it'll be in my head too. And I'll be like, oh, it's going to happen.

That's why I'm so paranoid. Like when the doorbell rang, I'm like, ah. That's why I never heard of it. It's immediately a stalker. Yeah. I'm looking up the Idaho murders. They found an audio recording. Do you know about this?

Not really. Brian Koberger. And he like, he looks like a completely hot normal guy it's always that he came and he oh my god brooks hot alice boyfriend just texted what did he say is that a text or dm a text oh my god i'm like this is the most excitement i've ever had this it says if her phone looks like this just focus on yourself king and i have that on the back of my back that he knows that you have that on your phone like that's he was like what is that that's crazy that he ended up why is he so obsessed with you i'm so oh my god i know why doesn't anybody i want to be obsessed he's so hot and he's like iconic legendary like i would do anything to date him literally damn you're crazy i would be so giddy like if i saw that i'm giddy for you yeah she's like over it

she's like rolling her eyes at his text that's so crazy can we go to his house I would go with you honestly we should like a little field trip I'm not even actually kidding that would be everything I would be scared I'm trying to figure out these Idaho murders that's when I'm scared of getting murdered

that person I think that's the last person he can be paranoid about that's crazy like you finally become scared of someone and. That person? I think that's the last person he can be paranoid about. That's crazy. Like you finally become scared of someone and it's just him. He's like an A-list like famous person. Yes. Those are always the worst ones. That's true. Like Phil Spector, OJ Simpson, like. Armie Hammer. Is that real? Did he actually eat people or that's

like fake? Yeah, well he was like doing weird shit. I'm pretty sure he was like eating tampons and stuff. Oh, that's better than eating flesh. I don't think I think I would rather my boyfriend eat literal flesh than a tampon. A used tampon. I mean, a tampon is not your skin. Yeah, but like at least like meat.

I don't know. That's true. Armie Hammer looks normal too. I've been looking up all the psychological effects of cannibalism. They're kind of crazy. Wait, actually,

did you see that girl on your 40 page that was like, let me explain to you the psychological effects of cannibalism? Yes, and then I went down a rabbit hole. Wait, what are they?

Apparently, it just really actually fucks up your head. Like, just like your thought process and shit. Like, it really psychologically, like, damages you if you eat human. Well, of course. I think you're already there if you're eating human. You're already psychologically damaged. It's so true. Yeah.

It's like chicken and chicken and egg. Do you love those stuff? Like Cannibal Holocaust? Like those movies? I've never seen that. I don't know. Really? Cannibal you love those stuff? Like Cannibal Holocaust, like those movies? I've never seen that. I don't know. Really? Cannibal Holocaust?

No, no, no. Wait. Oh, wait. Is that a movie? Yeah, it's a horror movie. I think they did a remake. I think Eli Roth did like The Green Inferno and it was like a remake of that. Eli Roth, is that the guy who made Thanksgiving?

Yeah. Do you guys love that? My best friend wrote that movie. They were so cannibal in that. They hate each other. I watched it. I went to the premiere. Is it good? It was so good. Oh, and at the other i watched it i went to the is it good oh at the vista i was supposed to go but he told me last minute and i was just like i

i thought it was a cute movie i loved seeing addison ray just like act me too she was really winning me too now i am too when i found out at first though because like i've known jeff the one who wrote it and eli since i was like 18 when thanksgiving was like a parody and i was like a biggest fan that's how i met them of and Eli since I was like 18 when Thanksgiving was like a parody. And I was like a biggest fan. That's how I met them of Thanksgiving. So I was like one day when this movie gets made, it's been 18 years in the making. I'm like, I'll have a part. And then when I saw that I like didn't have part, I was like so mad. He's like, well, we can only hire three American

actors. So it was only like Patrick Dempsey, Addison Ray and like someone else. I was like Milo. It had to be. Is there another one? Canadian? No, Milo's American. Oh, really? Yeah. I just thought he was from somewhere else. He feels so transplanted. They filmed in Canada and had to hire like only Canadians, according to my friend.

And I was like, why can't you give me like a part in that? That's like I was so pissed because I've known him for so long, literally since I was 18. And we met because of Thanksgiving. And I was like a fan. And I was like, and it would have been so easy to have a part in that because you could have been running around the grocery store. He literally wrote a part like a cheerleading coach and said he got like it got cut i was like this is so annoying and i like known this guy for like best best friends i was so pissed have you ever been in a movie no that's

like my dream though i want to be in one i bet it'll happen like this year what movie would i have been in i don't know you've been in like modern family were you yeah like little extra parts but i did that for a second too i did the background what were you on i did how to get away with murder i did like a couple like random things did you what were you just in the background general hospital no I did the funny one was how to get away with murder because I got like randomly bumped and then I was like a law student and it was like Viola Davis and it was amazing I love how did you get into acting how'd you even get into that well I came here for acting but that was that's different like central casting is like you literally did you have to go through central casting you have to like show up there at

literally 4 a.m and it's like they cut off the line at a certain time so people like camp out in front of central casting and you have to show up with like your social security card your birth certificate all this information it's like it's like a huge thing you go and you sign up there's a whole course that you take and then they take like your photo and your like specification. So like they'll say like we need two blonde girls tomorrow for Grey's Anatomy, like casting call, like you have to wear this and you have to be the first person to submit. And then if you get it, you go. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place.

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Like they're very just like don't treat. It's not like star quality. Yeah. I don't care about you at all. Yeah. But it would be fun to be. I always wanted to do it because I had fun at the time like just being background in a show or something.

It would be so funny to do it now. Yeah. Because it'd be like what the fuck is like. That is hilarious. Yeah. I think Two and a Half Men was it when I was doing it. So I was like always in the background. Did you meet Charlie Sheen?

Not through that show. How did you meet him? It's like a long story. There's like the Charlie Sheen story is like long. It's not really like I met him. It's like that's a long. Can I ask or no? It's just like such a long story.

And also, to be fair, I like don't remember a lot of it. So I never tell it because I'm just like I have a like a foggy memory of it. It's so funny because Trisha will always be like, it's a long story. Like, you don't want me to tell you. I'm like like I have a thought like a foggy memory of it it's so funny because I always think it's a long story like you don't want me to tell you I'm like I want nothing more than a long story that's why I'm like protecting me because I'm just like wait like sometimes I'm like did I like imagine that or did it happen so that one's a fuzzy one if it was like a clear cut like this story happened then I like tell it but that one is I feel the same way do you remember a lot of your life or no no No. I think we're talking about this where you want people to tell you

so you remember. Because when someone triggers something in me or I'm like, oh yeah, now I remember. Then I do. But it's like a lot of stuff I don't remember at all. Yeah, I don't remember anything. It makes me really sad. Yeah, me too.

Oh, like childhood don't remember. Like when people ask me about school, I'm like kind of, but not. And then yeah, in my early 20s, I don't remember. when people ask me about school i'm like kind of but not and then yeah in my early 20s i don't remember same i remember everything every detail i remember like what i wore on the fourth day of second grade like i remember really every little detail that's crazy and like which is crazy because you've had like trauma and usually like you can like like people block out like but i really remember that you remember the trauma i do remember all my teachers though like that's one thing. Cause I was,

I would like psychoanalyze them and like, I don't know. I was weird. Like I can remember like, I guess I'm now I'm thinking though. I'm like, I don't really remember. Like my first grade teacher was definitely a slut.

Oh, how do you know? Miss Highsmith. I just know it. Mrs. Brandt. Oh my gosh. I just feel like I know that she was like promiscuous.

How? One time I found nudes in one of my teacher's phone. Really? What do you mean? Yeah, because she was just letting us go. Like, well, we were just playing with her phone. I don't know why. And then she had nudes in there.

I was like, damn. What kind of nudes? Like tit pics. She was slang. That's crazy. And I was in eighth grade. And I think she was probably really traumatized. But she was like the cool teacher.

She was like our friend. Yeah. Yeah. But like also like she definitely didn't want us to see her nudes yeah that's so fair she's like wait don't go through my phone yeah oh my god how did we get on that we were talking about something forgetting trauma something forgetting stories background acting yeah oh background yeah the central casting was fun though that was like the funnest time I would love to do a movie now though like I would like just even a little part yeah just like one before you die you know i am so not above like using like i love that addison got cast for being an influence like i love that yeah that was wild that's amazing i 100 i believe you should be allowed to cheat the system in that i also think

you can act do act people do not talk enough about how hard acting is like everyone's like they just gave her a part like memorizing all of that and doing that is so i think it's the hardest fucking job in hollywood and it's not like super glamorous like she could make so much more money doing something else like you know she probably like really likes it and cares about it yeah that was like a really low budget movie too so i just but like like i'm just saying it wasn't much. I haven't seen it. I didn't know Thanksgiving was like a whole lore. Like I thought that was the first one of that. No, it came out in 2007.

I was 18 and it came out in a Quentin Tarantino movie called Grindhouse. And I was obsessed. I just moved to, I just finished high school. I was like three days out. And Eli Ross sent me like a DM because he saw that I was obsessed with Quentin Tarantino. And he's like, oh, Grindhouse had just come out. And so he had sent me, he's like, oh, you should come to the New Beverly Cinema, which is where the theater Quentin Tarantino and he's like oh Grindhouse has just come out and so he had something he's like oh you should come to the new Beverly cinema which is where Quentin well the theater Quentin owns and that's when I first met Eli and Quentin I was like 18 I have

a picture with them did you have a YouTube channel at that time yes huh no no no people think I dated Quentin I wish I dated Quentin Tarantino there's like pictures of us like cuddly no no no no not at all for real for real I would I'd be like so proud to say that. Both him and Eli were like so like still to this day, like the nicest, like genuine, like not creepy to me anyways. I don't know. I don't know how they are, but like they were so nice. And so, yeah, they had a fake trailer called Thanksgiving in the middle of these two double features.

And my friend Jeff wrote it and was also the pilgrim. And then Eli directed it. And I stalked Jeff on Eli's page and like befriended him so I could be like if they made the movie for real so I was like befriending him like at an early age so you've been at it forever yeah I've been at it forever and I told him that too like I was like I started the friendship because I wanted to get in these movies yeah like come on you've been playing the long game for sure yeah it's literally been 18 years and we did become really actual best friends like he's still like my best friend like he came to my wedding and like he's always like

we've just always been like really close but um he helped me move like everything well maybe you can be in thanksgiving too they are doing a sequel i told him that but he's like yeah of course and i was like okay but this one time i could have been in this movie i was so sad missed opportunity like if i knew that tricia paytas wanted to be in my movie like i would write the whole movie yeah yeah i know they were we were talking about that the agency thing I like that's so weird when she announced it on canceled as it happened to both of us like at the same time that was so weird it is just it is such a crazy feeling especially like for you you how long have you out of YouTube like did you become famous on YouTube I don't know I guess just everything

yeah like I've had it since I was 18 so like 2006 yeah so like it's been 18 years I'll be 36 this year so 18 years and my YouTube was dedicated to Quentin Tarantino so I had like 50 videos dedicated to him and that's how Eli saw him he saw my page and was like oh my god this girl's like obsessed you had 50 videos dedicated to him? I have like poems I wrote to Quentin Tarantino I love how passionate you are about everything

I was like I'm gonna meet him I really thought like I would like get in and meet him and be in a movie or something like that and I don't know it never happened but that was like I'm gonna meet him I really thought like I would like get in and meet him and be in a movie or something like that and I don't know it never happened but that was like my dream it needs to happen I feel like sincerely I'm so about manifesting and just talking about things as of late like I feel like this right now this conversation you're gonna end up being in a crazy

movie I hope so well I hope that's what they said with the agency I was like I kinda wanna act I know it sounds like crazy cause I'm like 36 I'm like what but like I don't know I just wanna be in one thing I don't need to be in like a TV show and I also don't know if I'm a good actress I have no idea but I know you are are you kidding me I've seen some you are I think it's so different to like

do lines and like act and I don't know it just I can't I'm horrible horrible what did you do skip the night right horrible that was good but because I was being me it wasn't good you know because what the Maury show oh yeah that was wild I thought that was real at the time I watched it back the other day and I was being mean. It wasn't good. You know where you slayed? What? The Maury Show. Oh, yeah.

That was wild. I thought that was real at the time. I watched it back the other day and I was like, wait, did they think it was real or they called you guys? No, it was all planned fake. That was another Elijah Daniels stint. I'm telling you, he reached out to the Maury Show. See, it's hilarious. But that was some of your best work.

That was. Yeah, you're good. No, but what do you mean? That was just me being me kind of though well that's what it should be i think if you ever are in a movie it should be like a role that's like pretty much you okay but i just i was in this movie that never ended up coming out you acted i don't i tried it i tried it remember it was called candy flip and jessica belkin starred in it and she played this girl and it was her 21st birthday and it was actually at the house that i

had my 21st birthday at which was so weird randomly so like And it was her 21st birthday. And it was actually at the house that I had my 21st birthday at, which was so weird randomly. And it was just this whole thing. And she played this LA socialite, whatever. And I think that's why they wanted me in the movie. Because the character that she was playing was very much like me. And so then I came and I played her drunk friend. Think about that. I'm playing a drunk friend.

I am so good at that. Like someone like you should have just really drank yeah i know method i know yeah but the second i had these lines and it was like what are we doing tonight girl like i was just like what are we doing tonight girl like i think you take yourself like really seriously i get i get like that too sometimes where you overact and i'm too like i completely like forget there was no acting coach for you like sometimes on sets they like give you

an acting coach to help you I think anyone could have tried to coach me though and I still maybe that would be

you would be good that would be good like a scream one of those franchises for sure like a horror film I would love for you to do something like

completely opposite of what you are like just working a corporate like like in a movie or in real life yes and being

just like a i don't know i don't know what i would play either i feel like i'd have to play something close to me because i don't think i could see myself any i like like i don't i like like rebel wilson's career like i was listening to her book on the way over here and i was like i could play all those parts you know like i like i need to listen to her book is it crazy yeah she actually says a lot she has a lot of hollywood stories which is interesting and yeah she talks about being fat a lot which i I like love, you know, like relate to that. The Sacha Baron Cohen part's crazy where like the sticking the finger up the ass and like

the he like dropped his pants in front of her, like just crazy shit. Yeah, I want to write it. You inspired me now to write a book because now I listen to her book and I'm like, God, I really want to write a book and like say like a bunch of names, too. And it doesn't have to be like crazy traumatic, but just like all the names that I've encountered in Hollywood. She does. You would say Kathy Griffin has this book where it's literally an a to z celebrity encounter

dictionary like straight up like like each chapter is a letter so like chapter t she writes all about her encounters with taylor swift and like all about and it's such you could do some shit like that that would be so i would love to after you talk about doing a book because i cut you know i thought these are so fun to like name names i don don't know. I'd be so, you could do a dating book. I'm excited. Just in the past year. You could have a whole A to Z dating, which is amazing. It's a flex.

I say it in the best way. I feel like you know something I don't. I'm like, I don't. I am not. All the guys you date, I'm just like, not date, but they're interested in you. I'm just like, God, you're so lucky. I wish I was that girl. She really is.

I think it's more I'm interested in them. No, no, no. No, these people are like, this guy's grumbling. This guy's interested in you. You're just not interested in the people that are interested in you. No, no, no. These people are like, this guy's grumbling. So many people are interested in you. You're just not interested in the people that are interested in you. You're right. But I understand that completely.

I love people who hate me. Yeah, me too. I was like that too for a long time. Wait, there was another drama. When you came on, I was looking, I never go on Reddit

because I think it's like the most toxic thing. But I'm like, let me just go on your guys' Reddit to see like topic things that people want to know. And like your Reddits are not bad either. Mine was like horrible.

So I like never go good or bad. I don't like. But was there something I don't know if I'm getting it right where like you said your exes are uglier or your exes are uglier. My exes are ugly. Oh, someone said that. My exes are hideous. Yeah.

Someone said I don't have room to call her exes ugly. But I'm like, I don't think I ever have. Oh, but you didn't say like a competition competition we can mutually agree that we both have dated some fucking lizards and i know how to identify a lizard because that is my history it's funny because mikoa on tour mikoa asked me he was like why would brooke date clinton kane like oh i was so confused i was unmedicated everything was but I was trying to explain to Makoa, this like beautiful man, the lore of dating an ugly guy, like who's talented.

Like there's, but I really didn't even like think, I mean, yeah, I did, but no, but you, you romanticize it.

Like you start to find them hot. Yeah. I feel like you date hot guys. Like I feel like they'll mat ride. Like they're hot people. Like they look good. I don't feel like it's lizards. I know you.

And I know that you, I'm in a hot guy era now. Now it's like, if they all suck're hot people. They look good. I don't feel like it's lizards. I know you and I know that you. I'm in a hot guy era now. Now it's like if they all suck anyway, they need to be hot. So that's my thing now. Any guy I'm talking to now is hot and you can guarantee it. Yep. That's a good era to be in. That's like you too.

I feel like you're in your hot guy era. Because you always were like, I wouldn't say they're ugly. They're just like, you know, acquired taste. They're just like different looking. I thought if I could go for an ugly, like obviously they're're gonna be nice and amazing because they never are the uglies are the worst wrong it's that is so so so fucking true yeah i also just loved like body modifications i guess like guys who wear weird shit and tattoo their face like i loved the like rage against the machine like a lot of guy with like moon boots yeah wait you hate moon boots aren't they

kind of a slay i don't they i don't know like the puffy ones this guy that i dated who would dress so crazy he's having a baby now and i'm like thinking he's having a baby oh and i'm like it's so crazy to me like imagining him as a father does it make you feel some type of way when that happens when they like move on are you like totally over the people not him because i like whatever we did was like we might as well just been friends like who just you know what i mean like we're still great friends like okay so you stay friends with your exes yeah definitely for the most part unless unless i it's like a traumatizing hole i go down you know what i mean yeah then it's like harder that's great do you stay friends with your

exes uh i've never had the option it just ends tumultuously you're like no thank you yeah like really i almost think that's better like even it's it's so hard to like sometimes nurture a friendship with an ex too all right keep like lately i'm like always checking on chris and like trying to like well my thing is i won't leave until i hate somebody like yeah like it's not like oh oh, yeah, no. It's always like by the time it's over, it's like something caught fire. And you've always been the one to leave?

Oh, no. No. I'm not good at that. What about the Clinton one? Did you leave him with me? He's like, I don't. Can you believe that? She was like, we.

Can you believe that? Like on record, he broke up with me. You would have taken him back and you would have said I killed his mom. It's actually that crazy. That's how I know that I like something is he broke up with me you would have taken him back and you would have said i killed his mom that's how i know that i like something is so mentally wrong with me that's how i knew i had to be like that's anyone who thinks i'm not mentally ill can look at that situation and say checks out that was just such a dark time but i mean whatever i love that the traction on the hate for him is in full effect right now. I love it.

I keep getting tagged in TikToks about him and it makes me so happy. So many girls coming forward now who are like, oh yeah, I dated him too. I dated him too. Like he told me that. It's crazy. You really start a whole movement when you date people and break up with them. Well, nobody really cared about that one until now. We just like all of a sudden people care about it.

Are they recent or like they dated him back then when you did? Oh, because you said you found out he cheated on a girlfriend with you like yeah did you know that at the time no i didn't know until like well into our relationship but also he when he was dating her that's when he killed his mom off and she was dating him at the time and she flew out to see him stayed with him for three months straight and he grieved her the whole time like she like the day his mom supposedly died, she flew out and stayed with him for three months straight. And the mom was just kicking.

The mom was that jolly beat. He committed to the bit that hard. Like three months straight. Every day he was, my mom just died. My mom just died. My mom just died.

That's, that's like literally the most wild thing ever. Yeah. Bless her heart. It's one thing to kill your mom like years ago. Right now,

she's probably in a strip mall like shopping and he's like still. His mom, yeah. Like. And he's still. And the girlfriend also didn't know. I told her. I went to her and I said, by the way, did you know that his mom is alive and she was

floored? That's wild. Because it's like one thing to say, oh, my dad died when I was like a kid like 10 years ago. But to say like, it just happened. Come see me. Like that's crazy. Yeah, and he would like mix up the stories like sometimes it was cancer sometimes she fell down the stairs like one time i made a joke i was like hi i was like um what would what would you do if i just fucking fell down the stairs right now and he didn't talk to me for hours because his mom fell down the stairs and died and then and then to find out that she's

just kicking oh my like imagine him like really making me feel so bad about that like and i felt so insensitive i'm like i didn't know she fell down the stairs and died that's the like actual psychopath like that's so weird i'll never forget that night like at my house where he had you on my balcony for like hours on facetime because he was like all sad yeah i was about to go do a podcast and he was like how dare you not come here right now with everything i've been going through that That's wild. So horrifying. And like, and what in reality is just was a narcissist and didn't want to see you succeed. And he just wanted me to not go on that podcast. Just like a regular one you guys were doing or was like someone on that he didn't want

you to talk to? It was Zayn and Heath. So I'm assuming it was because they're like boys. You had Zayn and Heath on your podcast? No, we went on theirs like years ago. But I don't think they like me anymore because of my disassociation with Dobrik. Yeah. Which sucks because they're really funny yeah they're nice are they still friends with him I don't I never thought of them as

friends yeah I don't know they have a new podcast they could they just we were just talking about literally I was like wait this is so random yeah so many just keep popping up out of nowhere god people there's just like a ton of podcasts like imagine right now we just started a podcast with like the boys of impulsive or something like Like that's

so sweet life of Hannah Montana. Yeah. I agree. I think that would be good though. Like we're talking to Jeff, Mike and you guys like that's a good podcast. I think we should do just Trish, Tana and Brooke. I agree. I couldn't agree more. I'll do it all day long. I'm not kidding. Sometimes I get jealous that other people get to go on your podcast.

You guys can always just be the only guests. I don't care. I get so excited. I really have to like DM hard for people like yeah I'm always like let's see who I want to call my podcast. I'm always shocked anybody wants to come on. How often do you do solo episodes? Every week. Yeah. We do Monday solo and then Thursday guests. You release two episodes

a week? Yeah. How? And it's hard now because we have to like stack up for when I'm giving birth. Do you make the notes? Like do you like. Oscar helps me with like yours and I think Alexa he helps me with. But usually I do all the notes myself. Yeah.

And I book everyone myself. And yeah. Two a week. Trisha, you're always telling us how hardworking we are. That is so hard. No, I mean, mine's like that's easy, though. It's like it's out of my house. Like it's just like booking people are hard.

I wish I had someone like help me book guests. Do you just do it yourself you just dm people yeah or just super informal we'll just be like hey come on I love that people don't want to and it's I don't even know anymore it's just hardcore well you have like people to help you but I'm always just like the one to be like here's the address are we still good like I'm just like I don't know and then like if they have edits they talk to me and I feel like awkward I'm always like because I always say like edit whatever you want but then they tell me stuff they don't want and I'm like oh I'm so sorry like, because I always say like, edit whatever you want, but then they tell me stuff they don't want and I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry. Like, yes, I don't know. It's like, I'm so awkward.

I got so scared the first time that I went on Just Trish. I was like, I needed to cut something and I was so scared to ask you. Wait, really? Oh, I like will cut anything and everything.

I'm like, cut whatever you want, but I'm just awkward with it because I always, then I feel bad. I'm like, yes, I'm so sorry. Like, I don't know. But people, people cut stuff all the time.

Some people, it's just like very like last minute. Do you ever have a guest say some crazy shit and then they want to cut it? That shit breaks my heart. We get so much good juice. People will come on and give us the lore and then they want it all cut. And I'm like, why did you even go on? It's called cancel.

I know. It's called cancel. Give us the tea. No, I get so much tea and it always gets cut. Usually by the young ones, like young TikTokers and stuff that just expose everybody. And I love it. We had someone come expose this beauty guru, a big one on TikTok, and I was awful.

And then they share the story. I knew she was going to have it cut too. What did she say that the beauty guru did? Or they say? I don't know. Well, we told the story. So I think we just cut the name or something like that. But just exposing, I don't know. There was even more like people being really nasty, really mean, like ghosting.

I think it was. God, I don't want to say it all. But she had a lot. She had a lot of stories. And I was like, oh, damn. Kayla, duh. Kayla had a lot of stories. Yeah. But she had a lot that she wouldn't cut.

She's a slay, though. She does get to interact with all these like major big beauty gurus. So she probably has so much tea. We should have her on. We really should. She loves. She's very Tana coded. Like it's like a little Tana. Like it's very so much tea. We should have her on. We really should. She loves, she's very Tana coded. Like it's like a little Tana.

Like it's very just like, I don't know how to, like a young you, but I guess a lot of people like I try to be like a young, not try, but just are influenced by you. So they're like a young Tana,

which is interesting. I love her. I want to do her makeup so bad. I need to just like fuck around and do that. I always have this thing too with like, you always ask me,

do you book your own guests? And it's like, essentially, yeah, like I'll just text people occasionally do you want to come on and then it is one of two reactions every time like fuck yes I'm so excited like the podcast is huge I want to come on whatever or like no get me so far the fuck away from that like I don't want anything someone says that people say that to you yes all the time so that's why I don't really reach out

just say you're busy no or leave me on read. Yeah. Leave me on read. Heavy on that, I guess. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, like I don't necessarily and people like our solo episodes or our with you episodes the most. I love your solo episodes. Like or just you. Like other than that, the guests like the guests is very like hit or miss.

You know what I mean? Whatever. So I don't try too hard for guests anyways, because I like get scared, whatever, yada, yada. that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge and so i'd been seeing britney broski on theo vaughn like a bunch yeah like all those clips and it was so funny so funny amazing it was one of my favorite episodes of theo vaughn ever and i fucking like she's hilarious i love her podcast i texted her and i was like i would

actually fall over and die to have you on my podcast if you're ever feeling like doing charity lol i love the way you asked someone yeah yeah i set it up very much like you are so above this but like if you ever wanted to come yeah stoop down to the slums we're here and we'd love to have you britney yeah whatever and she said omf have you, Brittany. Whatever. And she said, OMFG, you know I love you, but my fans would literally stab and grill me on a campfire if I did. Stab and grill me on a campfire.

And then I said, why? And she didn't answer me. See, I really love her. I think she's so funny, but that really bothered me, actually. I mean, that's literally, first of all, so rude, just in general. Say you mean that's literally first of all so rude just in general i just think say you're busy like say you're busy don't say like my fans all hate you because like she has so many fans and i just say that like that entire group of people would stab and grill you on a campfire for associating with canceled and which is yeah yikes like that you're basically saying that many people like who look down on us and

don't like us and I thought there was some crossover like because I love for sure it's crossover for sure and if you're like Theo is controversial like I guess I just forget about my past you know and I'm like okay like but we always have had that kind of relationship or when I see her we have a lot of fun but I know she doesn't want to be on the internet with me and it like makes me feel like you know what I mean like I'm like oh that gives me like like a guy who doesn't want to be on the internet with me. And it like makes me feel like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm like, Oh, that gives me like, like a guy who doesn't want to be seen with you vibes. Like it just is like,

it feels icky. I'm not saying everyone has to do the fucking canceled podcast at all. This just reaffirms to me that is no matter how well the podcast is doing or like jelly roll wants to come on or like someone huge wants to come on or like, you know what I mean? Like that there's always going to be so much of the influencer space who wants nothing to do with us. It's just rude to say because even like you said even if they don't want anything to do you could like you said just like you get the hint like ignore you like whatever. Yeah. But

then it's like in some ways I'm like okay that's cool that she just straight up was honest and like said her actual reason but also yeah it's kind of mean you could just be like oh I don't think you know our audiences would cross to say that. Do you really think I mean she knows her fan base better than anyone in the world, but do you really think that they would stab and grill her on a campfire for coming on

the Kansas podcast? I really don't think so. Because I think a lot of those same, like, people, like, the people who I would think watch her are, like, the people who watch, like, Cody Coe and, like, Fibula and, like, those kind of people. And I feel like we have a lot of those people. And I always see, you know, those end of the year, like, most watched like most watched podcasts I always see you guys like it's my podcast and I see you guys with me the Brittany Borowski one and Trixie and Katya you know those are like the four I see yeah

and it's like if you were to look at like this listeners also like that's what I'm saying yeah you know what I mean so it's definitely not true but also just like so rude even if it was true and it's like yeah that makes me sad i mean i honestly feel sad for like anybody who is that like conscious of like what people think and people like love you guys you guys are like actually like so popular right now and so not problematic and like and even your problematic past is like not compared to the other people she's been on you know what i mean so it's just like that's i was just thinking about like you know what i mean like just stuff a lot of other people have done of the podcast she went on like

in comparison to like TanaCon or the things that I've done that are bad but then again like maybe she maybe her fans just think I'm corny or something like completely you know what I mean like just not what has she talked to all like several million of her fans just do a poll and then do you think she did a like tanimoto poll like that actually oh my god it makes me want to cry actually thinking about it right now because if someone said that to me i'd actually cry i was like oh my god that makes me so sad oh my god that's so awful it's just pregnancy hormones oh my god that's like so weird actually i hate it i hate it now it really bothered me too because

i really like her too so it like actually kind of pissed me off and i thought she'd want to come on i was like yeah i was excited and she's the thing the reason i'm a little strange about it it's like she's pretty offensive in her humor and stuff like a lot of the things she said she's not like um like pc about her jokes at all or anything so it makes me and she's weirded out that's what i was thinking it's like if it's not the offensive or the problematic of it all like you're just saying like I suck and your fans think we suck. Yeah. She like she'll say kill yourself. She'll say like jokes like that and stuff where I'm like, wait, she's not she's not like

careful about it. She has been definitely canceled this year. You know, like people have canceled her for other stuff, too. That's been pretty bad. So it's like I guess I don't know. I mean, I love her. I think she's so funny. I love her too. Brittany. Come on. I don't I don't want anyone on this podcast who doesn't want to be on here that's so fair

I mean I'm like so happy for all of her success and when I see her clips I'm so happy for her and I think she's so funny you know what it just makes us want to do better it's like can we be better for Brittany Rose I also think that like just

that is the whole lore with canceled. Like I have to accept that the influencer space is the way it is. And there's always going to be the like 50 percent who want nothing to do with this lore and this couch. No, same. Of course. But there's like. I thought we were going through a major rebrand, honestly.

No, you are. You're like you guys are like the podcast. Like you guys get over a million views. Like it's actually crazy. You're like analytics, like all the stuff, like mainstream mainstream stuff you're doing so it is definitely you're in this rebrand era so it's just for some people and it's not for others though and i don't need to be i mean the just the crazy rudeness it's one thing to be up front and be like oh i'm kind of scared to come on it or whatever and another thing to be like my fans will absolutely kill me if i do

because you guys are so awful like that's crazy she really took it like far too she's like they will literally jump in traffic fucking slit their wrist oh my god i don't know oh my god that's actually so when did that happen she's real for that though she really is and then i get all scared to ask people so we have no guests other than trisha for the next fucking year please don't know that's that makes me really sad actually i love you because i just feel like this is like not the era we're in you know of people just being so like rude, rude for no reason. Yeah. Maybe that's her sun team.

I don't know. I don't know. But that's sad. Yeah. Maybe she was just completely fucking, like, joking. And, like, I can definitely take a joke. Like, and she probably knows that. Like, I might just be reading way. I think I'm just bitter she won't come on, to be honest.

Right. Yikes. I'm like, damn. We can't get Theo. We can't get Brittany we can't get britney oh we got matt rife though oh my god you did get matt rife which is kind of iconic now oh my god i i pick i'm picking theo every time so i'm so have you oh have you asked theo he's not here i asked theo to podcast together and he said i'm all potted out that's like sweet though

that's like okay we get it that's like an honest answer i don't know i kind of live for that that's better though that's a better response i also kind of think he thinks that we have like a micro podcast because we like kind of tried to talk to him about it one time like we were all like a like dinner situation we were like yeah we have a podcast and he was like oh like that's so like it was very it felt like we were telling like I was just saying that to Trisha the other day but like I love Theo Vaughn I fall asleep to his voice every single night I'm his literal biggest fan I've watched I've seen him live a million times his everything and like I've hung out with him like a handful of different times and I genuinely believe he couldn't pick me out of a lineup like really the times I've interacted with him,

I'm always the like side character. Like I'm just like the casting call. Like I applied first to meet a friend with a friend. Like I, you know what I mean? Background work. Yeah. Like I applied first and got it. You know what I mean?

Like I, it's always like my friend is on a date with him and I'm there or something. Well, Theo, if you're listening, we would love for you to come on. We get a million downloads per episode. No, you're just analytics are crazy. For a female podcast, it's crazy. For any podcast. You guys are sneaky like that

because it's also a very casual setup but then you look at, like you said, the downloads and the views and it's like, oh my god, they're like the sold out tours and stuff like that. It's actually insane because it does feel like low key. Like, oh, it's just a fun thing. I just appreciate everyone who does listen and love us so much. It's grown so much. Yeah it does feel like low key. Like oh it's just a fun thing. I just appreciate everyone who does listen. And love us. And so much.

It's grown so much. Yeah we do. I'm like you guys are the chosen ones. They love you. Chosen for. You guys are the chosen ones. You guys are so brave. No they go so hard for you guys.

Maybe that's why it could be fun. Because I love liking things that feels like. The rest of the world hates it. Like against the grain situation. I love loving things that everybody else loves. You're like, what's popular right now? I love to go with the masses. I get you.

I get you. I try to be cool now that I'm older. I'm like, whatever the young people, like Jacob Elordi. I don't know if they still like him, but I'm like, oh yeah, I love him too. I'll always say like, oh my God, I'm obsessed with this person.

It's like, I've never consumed anything that they've created or anything, but it's like everyone likes them, so I like them. Yeah, you have to be cosplaying them. That's why I really get myself in trouble in that way because I don't know anything about some of these people I'm talking about. Then we have a whole ass podcast. I don't know what I'm talking about.

And I never really have. Theo Vaughn reference? I don't know much about him, but we love him so much. Trisha was doing her Theo impersonation for me. I was actuallyn reference. Yeah. I don't know much about him, but. What? We love him so much. Trisha was doing her Theo impersonation for me. I was actually mortified. I thought about that. I was like, why was I doing that?

Because you know how it's offensive to do accents on people just in general. You don't do like an Asian accent or something. I'm like, why did I do that accent? Like made him sound like slow or something like that. I was like, it was so weird. To me, I always think of him as a character. So I was just asking Tiana, like if he's like a character, that's how he just talks in real life. It's how he is.

That's what was most surprising to me life it's how he is that's what was most surprising to me about him is that he is he is that and I was expecting him to be like

completely different but that makes me like him more too cause it's so I thought me too it was like I literally felt

like I was watching a Theo Vaughn clip but he was like in front of us that is so weird yeah he I don't know I don't know much

about him but I know he's popular he's so hot you think he's hot but the A-list guy texting you is like the same so hot no better better for sure i mean like just more iconic in every way not that deal is not but this guy is legendary you're crazy i know it's like i just want to go in her body and yeah i was like same oh my god i just want to live vicariously through you forever well we've been podcasting for two hours we keep going we never hit the two hour mark it's so funny we only

um under where it says recording we only hit the two hour mark with you which i just love two hour mark i know we did three hour mark last time oh yeah well that was before we had an editor we have a different editor now but ask i don't think oscar could edit three hours but now we do three hours because like the new editor can like leave it in but oscar would be so quick with it because he has like a full-time job so he's just like and so we would cut so much of it out and i was like oh we got to keep it in yeah one time we did like three and a half hours i think your first one love and i was like we should have kept all that sometimes we do four yeah i really want to have you at one of the live shows oh they would go feral well the santa barbara one you said might Yeah, like what if we brought her to the Santa Barbara show?

No, we have to be surprised. Oh, a surprise. Okay, not that. Okay. That's for sure going to be that. I'm going to love all the bleep. Yeah, I want to. I almost like thought about it.

I was like, oh, I should just like show up, but I don't know the distance. We're doing LA too, but not until later. You don't know what date? Oh, later. Literally like October, November. That will be packed though. I feel like I need to come to like Nowheresville, like Phoenix or something. I don't know where no one's from.

Wait, that's literally my hometown. She said where no one's from. That's my hometown, like all my friends and family. I get what you're saying. I don't want you in the green room with a bunch of other people. Like I want it to be like only Trisha's here and like so iconic for that reason. Same. I can't be around other influencers. We should surprise somebody who like

would never expect it like like Milwaukee. Oh my God. Should we go to Milwaukee? Should we? Should we just bring her to like? I don't know why Milwaukee is always the victim of like like everything. It's awful. I'm not.

I like Springfield lately. Oh, and like I had a great time there. And I roses from there. Did you see Gypsy Rose smoking her cigarette with her new man? Lana Del Rey vibes. She's so Lana Del Rey coded. Yeah, I live. It was, I posted it on my story hard post, that photo.

Like, she's so. I love Gypsy Rose. We talked about her on the podcast too. You always talk about, I love the people you love. It's just so. I just get so hyper fixated on people and I ride. See, I love her because everybody else does. Yeah, same.

I was like, come on my podcast. I don't know anything about her. I'd have to do so much research. But I was like, everyone wants you on the podcast. And Nick Viall got her. Like, a lot of people, I'm like, what? Like, again. I anything about her i'd have to do so much research but i was like everyone wants you on the pot and nick vile got her like a lot of people i'm like what's like again i was so sad i wanted to be a bachelor fan i really wonder how that works like why she chose the vile files but i think they paid i want to just hang out with her i want to smoke a cigarette with her now so bad i want to just smoke a fucking stoke with gypsy rose you

know like uh she's still a nick girl she's's still killing it. She just got a nose job, too. Did she? Yeah. She puts a picture. She said, no, no, no. Who this today? I think. No. Yeah. She has like her nose. So, so, so, so.

And she is. No, it no knows who this. I've been wondering if she was going to go down the plastic surgery hole. She's there. Oh, my God. Like, I want to go get a lip flip with her. She posted with everything. Yeah. Gypsy.

Oh my God, no way. Crushing it. If I had a third daughter, I'd name her Gypsy. I can't believe all in one week she got a matching tattoo with a man, was seen smoking a cigarette outside of a gas station and got a nose job. And got back with her ex. That's my dream week.

Like, not anymore. But. 2019 Tana. Oh my God. That would have been the best fucking week of my life. I wonder what's next for her.

What else like follows down that path? Let's predict. She needs to go to Miami. She's going to go to Miami and she's going to do 2CB. She's going to go yachting. Yeah.

She's going to be on someone's yacht doing 2CB in Miami. So what's 2CB? It's like pink cocaine. You don't want to know. It makes you hallucinate. Oh, we were just talking about this.

Like the one that P. Diddy had, right? All that pink cocaine. Did he? Did you see there was like all the, someone gave him all this pink cocaine. I'm like, where'd that? Where's that? No way. How cute.

Him doing 2CB is so funny. That's not on my bingo card. Everyone was just doing it in Vegas while I was there. I didn't do it though. Wow. Good girl. Yeah, just whip it. Like a fucking idiot.

Whip it is like with like this cans. Yeah, I'mippets. Like a fucking idiot. Whippets is like cans? Yeah, I'm so mad at myself. I'm so mad. I got actually peer pressured. Oh, shit. To the point where I was like, fine, it's just a Whippet. I've done a million, so I'll shut up. It sounds like yummy. It sounds like a whipped cream, like a ruddy, you know. They make them flavored and shit, too.

I'm like, are you kidding me? It's just so dumb. It's actually so dumb. Every time I've ever done them, I'm like, why would I do this? But I just, I really got peer pressured. I did it so people would shut me? It's just so dumb. It's actually so dumb. Every time I've ever done them, I'm like, why would I do this? Yeah. It was so. But I just I really got peer pressured. I did it. So people would shut up.

It's so bad. They're just like, do it. Do it. Finally, I was just like, oh, my God. So you stop talking. Yeah. Say no to whippets. Yes, absolutely.

Say absolutely not. I haven't done them since like 2020. It was so dumb. This is why Brittany won't come on. Because you do whippets. This is exactly why she's not ever coming on. See, and then that's the thing. I just get it.

You know what I mean? It's a canceled podcast. No, you guys are too nice. I love you. Should we stop talking? Or should we keep talking? Well, yeah, probably. I just know I'm like,

I'm being eaten by the couch. No, you look so good. The color and the light, you literally look perfect. No, I just look swollen. You look beautiful. The whole time I'm like, how do I get up? It and the light, you literally look perfect. No, I just look swollen. You look beautiful. The whole time I'm like, how do I get up? It is like I get stuck in this couch.

Oh my gosh, okay. This couch is the nightmare couch. Oh man. Well, Trisha, I just fucking love you. Do you think we'll see you again before you give birth? When do you leave? Yeah, but you guys are leaving soon too. You're going to Coachella next weekend.

And then when do you leave again on tour? Yeah, right after that. Yeah. But then we're back after like two weeks i would love to see you again this time yeah anytime please come over bring everyone i wish i could just kidnap you and bring you to coachella for my own joy i would be the worst it's the worst i'm really dreading it to be honest oh no coachella sober i'm really dreading it but we'll see you're gonna crush it down there and you're going to, you guys are all sharing a house. Yeah. It's going to be cute.

We haven't gone to Coachella together too in a while. Yeah. It's been so long and that last one was so crazy. Everyone's like having sex in our living room and shit. Oh my God.

Literally, like actually. Ooh. Yeah. Just random people. All of our friends, like it was just giving like orgy house and it wasn't cute.

It really wasn't. Oh, it wasn't cute. And I was the noise police. I love that. That's why I feel like I could be friends with you. Cause you just tell people like, okay, it was so down.

I was so, I was shot the fuck up. I love that. I think this year our house will be quiet and good. Yeah. I'm excited. Oh my God. That's going to be,

I can't wait to see your adventures. Yes. Well, please come back on mine and come for dinner for real. We'll actually make you dinner. I would love to do anything. I want to go on a Hollywood tour bus with you

but maybe I'll wait till after we have oh yeah after we have a baby that's really what was about to come out of my mouth after we have a baby I feel attached

we're conjoined twins yeah we're pushing it out together not kidding yeah once this baby's out I'm ready and like the FOMO I have for her major life events

like Tana you can't be there when Trisha gives birth and you know that but like I want to be there I would like it if you were there I would love to be there I would hold your hand oh my gosh well this but like, I want to be there. I would like it if you were there. I would love to be there. I would hold your hand.

Oh my gosh. Well, this is a C-section. You just have to see me get ripped open. It's not really anything. Oh man. I'll call you guys. I love you. I love you too.

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