Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 8: Episode 8: The Dallas Episode

Episode Date: September 23, 2021

In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke discuss Dallas, the Harry Jowsey controversy, and the Los Angeles restaurant scene's dirty secret. This episode is sponsored by Simplisafe (http://www.simplisa...fe.com/tana), Cerebral (http://www.cerebral.com/tana) , Buffy (http://www.buffy.co offer code Tana), and Raycon (http://www.buyraycon.com/tana).   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcseTnvS6CC-mkIcwKfi-1A Hosts Social Media   Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol   Hunter Moreno Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/huntermoreno/ Hunter Moreno TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@huntermorenoo Hunter Moreno Website: https://www.huntermoreno.com/ Make Sure Your Friends Are Okay: https://www.makesureyourfriendsareokay.com/   Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:54 From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Can't do it. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. welcome back to another episode of the canceled podcast and today we are live in bad in dallas y'as y'all you love to see it really brooke and i really we're really showing out right now you guys had your cool hats i had to borrow my hat from nikisha what um i don't know how country that hat is i'm gonna be honest it's not very country it's more mary poppins but i'm but i'm loving i love that for you i'm loving that you're still matching the hat by thank you i had to i'm more drunk than them i did more shots she is in
Starting point is 00:01:44 fact yes she's a traitor she went downstairs and took shots without us we're actually i'm going matching the hat vibe. Thank you. I had to. I'm more drunk than them. I did more shots than them. She is in fact. Yeah, she's a traitor. She went downstairs and took shots without us. We are actually past checkout in our room right now. We were supposed
Starting point is 00:01:54 to check out hours ago. Our room keys just stopped working. To be fair, that's our favorite phrase on this podcast. It's so bad. I booked this room
Starting point is 00:02:02 to Monday and then I went downstairs and the front desk lady was so sweet, but she also took a shit on my face. Tell's so bad. I booked this room to Monday and then I went downstairs and the front desk lady was so sweet but she also took a shit on my face. Tell the people what really happened. No, it's not because I was there when she checked in for this hotel. I don't remember that shit. She said, check out
Starting point is 00:02:14 is Sunday and she said, I might want to extend until Monday and she goes, okay, well, do you want us to do that right now? And she goes, actually, I'll let you know tomorrow. I'll just come down and extend it tomorrow. She never went down. So, check out was a few hours ago. They just informed us that they will be interrupting this podcast in 30 minutes to kick us out of the room. But also, W Hotels, we love you.
Starting point is 00:02:33 I've worked with you in the past. This is not a lie. She made a song about you. I'm at the W. I'm at the W. Oh, my God. Everyone's been making that joke to me so much all week. I really, it's.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Well, you are at the W. I know. I just, I can't lie. I think nothing makes me cringe more than the fact that I truly wanted so much all week. I really, it's... Well, you are at the W. I know, I just, I can't lie. I think nothing makes me cringe more than the fact that I truly wanted to be a rapper. No, you were really talented for a second. It was the worst thing I think to ever happen. Hunter, I think it's so funny that,
Starting point is 00:02:53 first of all, obviously... I'm sorry my hand's behind you. I kind of feel like I'm a little hot over here, so just don't mind it. Yeah, no, you should totally interrupt my statement for the podcast to say that. That's like amazing. No, Tana's never interrupted anyone before.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I think it's just funny that we shot so many music videos and back in the day when i made the w song we we never maybe you did because i don't remember clearly my memory is not the best um we never presented the idea to make our w music video at the w like no you didn't have the kind of money wasn't even on the table she couldn't afford the w she's like i'm outside the W. We were in Santa Monica, a street we did not pay for. Oh, my God. And that day, do you remember what I did? Remember what I did? What'd you do?
Starting point is 00:03:32 I fell off a mountain trying to catch the drone. I totally fell off a whole cliff and was like bleeding out of my arm. I would have paid to see it. I forgot about that. And you're, no, but we rented this guy's car, right? And it was like, not even rented, like asked a favor of someone. And they brought us a really nice car to shoot on, but it was wrapped with like a geographic print.
Starting point is 00:03:50 And I was wearing high heels and Hunter was taking photos of me. I'm not proud of this moment. On the front of this car and I put my heel in the front and like move forward and rip the entire wrap of this guy's car, like a $20,000 job. Way more than a $20,000 job. It was an Audi R8 right when it came out as well. And the line of her heel went from the top of the hood
Starting point is 00:04:10 all the way down to the edge of it. And then she said, Hunter, we got to go. And I said, yeah. To be fair, I later offered to pay him back in pussy. It didn't work. We didn't fuck. But I mean, you know, are you admitting online that you solicited sexual acts in exchange for product?
Starting point is 00:04:26 No, it's more so like, I mean, it's more so, it's more so like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. In exchange for forgiveness, actually. You know, exactly. Like, I'm so sorry I ripped your car. Like, do you want to blowjob? Yeah. I don't think anyone should be mad about my sexual actions, though, because this entire trip, Brooke and Hunter have decided
Starting point is 00:04:42 to fully adapt their only personality trait being that they're fucking. Sorry about that, guys. We, in fact, are fucking. I'm just kidding. We are not. I've never even kissed Hunter. Not even once.
Starting point is 00:04:54 But it's funny to joke about. Except last night. Yeah, except last night. And they're having so much fun with this. But to the point that Nisha and I are here. And we've been made very uncomfortable. Nisha and I keep saying that we would be uncomfortable i would so much rather you guys literally i would rather watch you guys fuck for 30 minutes than spend every waking moment
Starting point is 00:05:12 with you guys that can be arranged you know just let us know however tana's tana's new threat whenever she like i'm doing something that she doesn't like is to like she like today she threatened that she would start doing her own sexual acts. Yesterday at a restaurant she was behaving inappropriately and I was mortified as I always am in a public. But you're also mortified by my entire existence. So maybe. She told me if I didn't take a shot,
Starting point is 00:05:37 she would get naked in the middle of the restaurant and then proceeded to actually start stripping. Anytime I do something or don't do something for her, she just slowly takes her clothes off until I do it. I'm not going to lie. Threatening people with public nudity works, y'all. Like, if you ever want something done, just tell everyone you'll get naked. Also, we do not recommend this to everybody.
Starting point is 00:05:52 You don't just get naked. If you're over 18, I'd recommend it. I fucking recommend it. Oh, no. Yeah. Okay. Oh, is that, like, super illegal? Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Well, if you do it to people who aren't your friends, we don't mind seeing you naked. Yeah. I mean, for yourself. I mean, just to be fair, it's, you know, honestly, I'm going to move on. So, guys, I'm single. Yeah, they know. Everyone knows. Oh, baby, they know.
Starting point is 00:06:18 They know. They know in Belgium. I think the only good thing, a funny thing, at least nothing good came out of this of my breakup is the fact that you guys mocking me was very funny all my friends it's kind of a trend right now if you want to take a photo of yourself on your Instagram story and mock me and just say that you're single
Starting point is 00:06:35 feel free to join in we talked about this before every time they got in an argument she would just be like I fucking hate this guy blah blah and this time it's for real and And we think. We don't really know. But yeah, she posted maybe roughly 12 seconds after the phone call of the breakup
Starting point is 00:06:51 that I'm single with a smiley face on her Instagram story. I think it was a white heart. No, it was a smiley face, but it was a passive aggressive smiley face. I was definitely very angry. You know, it's not that I'm happy to be single. Of course, I wish it were. Like, love him to death. You guys always vouch for Chris.
Starting point is 00:07:07 Great friend, great person. I love him. And what do we get if by the time this podcast comes out, you guys are back together? Maybe, I don't know, like a measly million? I'll settle for rent. Fair enough. I understand.
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Starting point is 00:08:17 TreadExperts.ca I think that this relationship and this breakup, and I'm saying this with a grain of salt because tomorrow I could just be back and this breakup. Yes. And I'm saying this with a grain of salt because tomorrow I could just be back on my bullshit. Right. But I think I'm at my wits end of toxicity. Okay. I think that might be my. And I know.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Nobody believes me. I really don't believe it at all. I completely understand why you. But it is very awesome that you think that. I wouldn't believe me either, to be fair. So I'm saying it fully with a grain of salt. But I think that my past few relationships have definitely possessed a lot of toxicity. And this, I'm at my wit's end.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I don't know if I can do it anymore. I think my next human, once I heal, because I'm not going to make a dumb move, like jump into another relationship like I have in the past, will be someone who isn't toxic or creates toxic energy with me. This is growth, guys. I don't know if you've ever seen her in her past relationships. Probably every person has. Her saying this is amazing. I actually tried setting up with someone. Didn't go very well.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Well, he just served me. He was a billionaire. Thank you, Hunter. I met with him in Dallas this weekend, obviously after my breakup. He was offered to me first and then got swooped. but to be fair you can swoop him back and i've never met someone with more virgin energy i love him to death like we'll be amazing friends but i mean wow yeah um but i think in the past i thought that being toxic was like a quirky personality trait maybe i still think in the past that was The old me, like three hours ago.
Starting point is 00:09:47 You guys don't know me anymore. I'm a new bitch. I thought it was very quirky, and I'm starting to realize that that's not the life I want to live. So, I mean, I guess, yeah. Turning over a new leaf, some might say. Some might say, yeah. So, I mean, I don't even know. I'm so sad that you're going on tour because I'm going to try to heal from this rationally, but you know me. I love a good distraction.
Starting point is 00:10:04 This is the worst time I think I'm going on tour now. I just to try to heal from this rationally, but you know me, I love a good distraction. I just want you to be like single for a while. I've never seen you be single for more than like 30 seconds. I agree. And this is the time to be single. Pete Davidson is single. And to be honest with you, I mean, obviously last week I was in a relationship and we found out Pete was single and I had to really hold back my excitement. And I don't mean that in a hurtful way. That's just my number one celebrity crush. It is Brooks.
Starting point is 00:10:26 You didn't even hold back your excitement. You found out while we were all together and then you, he was sitting next to you and he said, Oh my God, Pete Davidson next to him. And I was like, Holy shit. I mean,
Starting point is 00:10:36 sorry, but he looks at like the waitress and Tana's like, I'm going to beat your ass. Very true. Toxic. Moving on. That was, that's the old me.
Starting point is 00:10:44 You guys. Another news brook tried texting pete the other day and it sent green um so i did well do i mean i think that he either blocked me or changed his number i'm gonna go with or changed his blocked me is cooler because that means he put forth energy well i wouldn't be surprised if he blocked me because the last message i sent him tana wrote herself she drafted it on her own and sent it without my permission. Okay, to be fair. Okay. I mean, so here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:11:09 So Brooke matched. First of all, I never say this. People always ask me my number one celebrity crush and I just lie. I'm like, I don't know because I don't want to claim that because I think that obviously Pete Davidson stands would be like, get a job, stay away from him.
Starting point is 00:11:22 And I get it. He's flawless. You know what I mean? Like he deserves better than Tana Mongeau. Yes, he does. Fully, fully, fully. Okay, suck a dick and die. But moving on.
Starting point is 00:11:30 You said it. I know, but agreeing just really hurt me. But I lost my train of thought. Oh, so I mean, no, I love him more than anything. He's the number one person ever. I think I know everything about him in a very, maybe creepy, obsessive way. And Brooke, it hurts me to say it. It hurts me to hear.
Starting point is 00:11:51 No, now that she's taken, maybe I can swear. You need to give backstory. Because years ago, before I even think I knew you, I DM'd him on Instagram. He only has Instagram in sporadic time periods when he's promoting something. If a movie comes out, he reactivates his Instagram, has it for a week, whatever. Very creepy she knows that.
Starting point is 00:12:08 To be fair, I completely knew it. I know that because I messaged him. I said hi or something. And immediately he goes, just text me because I'm about to delete my Instagram. Which is so painful because the amount of DMs I've sent him and those sporadic waves and unsent. I got him at a perfect time. So he DM'd me back and was like, here's my number or whatever. We texted for a little while and he was living in new york he still was living in new york and i was like that's so funny
Starting point is 00:12:28 that you live in new york because i'm actually about to be in new york i of course was not about to be in new york but booking the next jet blue mint flight there i did i literally booked a flight the next day and that's not around and i was there that weekend and i'm texting him like hey i'm in new york like what's goodw there just based on one message. I love to be. I mean, my friend was visiting New York that week also. So I was like, I just I'm like,
Starting point is 00:12:50 oh, my God, I should. There was like a mutual. It was Savannah. I don't even know she's there. Savannah and I went together and I was like, oh, if I see him, I see him. If I don't like whatever,
Starting point is 00:12:58 I'm in New York. But we were texting the whole time. He's sending me voice memos the whole time I was there. And also, which is insane. I would shit my little fucking pussy. But he was filming the Judd Apatow movie. And so he was like on a different island.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I don't know how New York really works. But anyway, we never met up. And then years later, we match on a dating app. And it's like my second chance. I'm like funny seeing you here. And imagine getting two motherfucking chances. We exchanged a couple messages. I would give a toe. I would have four toes on one foot And imagine getting two motherfucking chances. We exchange a couple messages. I would give a toe.
Starting point is 00:13:26 I would have four toes on one foot if I could have one fucking chance. All my, all my granny's grandchildren. Well. Well, let's let them know what happened. I exchange a few messages. Tana decides that she, she would be better to handle the conversation on her own. And so she texts him, which by the way, I don't do any drugs. She messages him.
Starting point is 00:13:43 I'm high on shrooms. What do I do? Or like something like out of. But to be fair here, here. No, listen, here's my thought process. At that time, Pete Davidson was in a very insane mushroom phase. He loved doing mushrooms every single day. No, he didn't fucking tell me that book because he leaves me on scene.
Starting point is 00:14:01 No, no, no. But him and MGK were microdosing mushrooms like every single day. I knew that through. Microdosing is not getting absurdly high but he also gets absurdly high he did that in his last comedy bit he discussed that how he like speaks baby i know that i'm literally such a sucker it's so embarrassing um but he loves mushrooms it's a very known thing about him so i felt like it'd be something that they could it would say it's a conversation starter b pete davidson is very spunky with his sense of humor. And C, someone is trying to kick us out
Starting point is 00:14:27 of the room right now. D, I just felt like it would work. I don't know. I felt like when you're messaging a very... When you're messaging a very famous guy... Sup, you two.
Starting point is 00:14:45 My leg's numb. My leg is sweating. Yeah, I, you two. Not mine. My leg's numb. My leg is sweating. Yeah, I'm so hot in this blanket. Oh my God, can you guys stop bitching? I'm trying to, I don't even know,
Starting point is 00:14:52 I just wanted to be mad. This morning, Tana decides she's going to chuck her puff at my head. So I have to wear this hat because it's blocking the huge bump I have in my head.
Starting point is 00:14:59 No, show them your wealth. He has a wealth. Don't worry about it. I threw, Lock it. Locked the fucking door. Sorry guys, this is a really really things are going wrong right now but i'm at the w can't afford a room to be fair we really just want to start doing podcasts in other cities so we're trying this
Starting point is 00:15:16 out but clearly it's not i mean we're literally just no i think we can make this work comment down below what country or what country you'd like to see us in yeah like guam i love brazil no but it's honestly very funny because we could fully be in a hotel room like in la like it's not like we're like welcome to dubai no like like logan paul when he goes to another city he's like has a full set there like it possesses the other city like like we're just in a bed like there's no point a dallas should we have the whataburger on the bed with us and that's like a dallas staple actually i mean they have that literally everywhere. Dallas has actually been so
Starting point is 00:15:48 fun, though. We've been definitely getting very ratchet. The club scene here is very different, though. You guys came in a couple days earlier than I did. You guys got after it pretty hard. Yeah, but I was saving myself. I was like, okay, the real day that we block out and go really crazy as a family is going to be the first night that Hunter's
Starting point is 00:16:04 here. And then Hunter just decided, Oh, I'm an alien for the night. Well, Hunter showed up. I know, but you didn't really hardly drink. No,
Starting point is 00:16:10 you were not fun last night. And I'm not pressuring you, but I'm just saying like you ruined my time. Last night at dinner, I look at Hunter and I go, I came here to have fun with you in Dallas. And he goes, you invited yourself like,
Starting point is 00:16:20 Oh damn. Like, okay. Came with me. Shuff fully. Like, got to go. Got a blast.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Like, you broke my heart. She invited herself and then invited me to a trip she invited herself to. And honestly, that's what I did. I'm glad you guys came. It's our last, like, hurrah before we go. He's only being nice because we're on a podcast. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:16:35 No. I was insanely hungover yesterday. I came from a bachelor party in Vegas. No, he showed up fully puking. Yeah, I threw up on the flight the entire way here. Didn't go to sleep the night before and then threw up all morning as well. And what did you have to do that morning? I had a date roughly five minutes after I was throwing up.
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Starting point is 00:17:57 a Niksha podcast soon. Niksha's actually Hunter's best friend. I can imagine. I fully pawned Niksha off of Hunter. I was like, oh, this is your best friend?
Starting point is 00:18:04 Check this one out. Niksha's just a better version of me all around. We call him taller, hotter, funnier, more talented, more athletic. Every single thing that I'm saying is true. Better to be around. Yeah, no, keep them going. Niksha is
Starting point is 00:18:18 Hunter 3.0. And it's funny because they look very similar too. Except you're literally just taller, hotter, faster, stronger, better. And even humblerler he's off camera right now like no man i love hunter nah he knows you know he's very aware he fucking knows and guess what it's okay um i rep him but so hunter went to a date and i think this is so funny too because hunter i kid you not um i would insert the clip but you know we're in dallas in a hotel room don't have everything going on for me it'll be in my vlog in eight months um but I guess we could do it in post but um I come into the hotel room from
Starting point is 00:18:50 a mysterious place it doesn't matter where I was um but I come into the hotel room and Hunter just got here projectile vomiting and he's going on a date with this girl and directly after the date she's going to a day long Christian convention. I like that. I mean, like, and there's nothing wrong with that. I love religious people. I spent so much time when I thought that I wanted Taylor Holder, like going to church with him, loving God. Like, I get it.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Like, you could definitely play up the God card for someone. Not that I'm playing up the God card, Taylor, if you're watching this. I love God. My God is greater. My God is stronger. Fully. See, I told you I like God. She was. I love God. My God is greater. My God is stronger. Fully. See, I told you I like God. You don't. I asked Hunter the other day
Starting point is 00:19:30 to name one religious song and he looks at me deadpan and goes, our song is The Slam of Scream Door. Like, are you kidding me, Taylor Swift? I am a T-Swift stan.
Starting point is 00:19:39 That's not a Christian music. If you were really a Swifty, you would call it a Swifty. I am a Swifty. That is true. So he went on a date with this girl who was headed to a Christian convention, extremely hungover. How did the date go, Hunter? What do you think?
Starting point is 00:19:49 I thought it went well. She was super sweet. Everything about her is really awesome. I just think that she probably should be with someone who's like super, super religious. Speaking of someone that you're with being with someone else, Hunter's other main ho this week, we found out something about her that I don't think is that bad. I love talking about Hunter's dating life because I feel like Brooke and I kind of talk about our dating life
Starting point is 00:20:09 on TikTok or Twitter or anything like that. So much. We think it's a full personality trait just being with toxic men. But Hunter doesn't talk about it anywhere else, so it's fun to air him out. I don't mean to do that. Thank you so much. You just found out that a girl you've been... She's not a hoe. She's a nice, wholesome girl girl and there's nothing wrong with being a hoe you fucking slut shamer
Starting point is 00:20:28 oh calling someone a hoe and being slut shamed yeah okay cool um anyways someone informed me this past weekend while i was in las vegas that she's actually a undercover porn star and there's nothing wrong with that but it's very funny because hunters asked her very much she has a lot of money and i'm talking a lot of money like like several lamborghini uruses like lives in an insane high rise like dripped out in diamonds like you know just like a lot of money and she does only fans and i mean i do only fans i i can't buy three uruses right now i mean, but it'd be very irresponsible. And so, and I mean, when I'm looking at our OnlyFans numerics, they're pretty similar.
Starting point is 00:21:11 If not, it doesn't matter. You bought her OnlyFans? No, so yeah, I bought her OnlyFans actually. Wow. Why am I like this? Was it fire? It was fire, but also unlike anything I've ever seen. She does some very different things on OnlyFans.
Starting point is 00:21:24 Not even crazy, just different.Fans not even crazy just different but nothing even sexual just different and I've always wondered how she has that much money and I guess we found out that she's been not telling Hunter the whole truth and doing some crazy porn
Starting point is 00:21:39 I still don't believe it why don't you just become a porn star I don't want to be a porn star. She's hot. Yeah, she's insanely beautiful. She's so hot. She's literally so fucking hot. We met.
Starting point is 00:21:50 We were at the W right now. I'm at the W. And we went to the rooftop the other day, and I met this girl who was a fan, and she was very sweet. And she was like, oh, what are you doing today? I was like, oh, swimming by the pool. And I was like, oh, what are you doing today? And she was like, I'm actually about to get gang banged and double penetrated
Starting point is 00:22:06 like right now I'm a porn star but she does CGI porn she has someone CGI her face. No I think she said that she just had no face in it or like they blurred out her face I don't think that she like she was saying he edits it and it takes 30 hours no fully I was grilling her because I was like I want to get gang banged if someone can
Starting point is 00:22:21 CGI my face. Whose face would you put on your face getting gang banged like who do you want want to get gang banged if someone can CGI my face. Whose face would you put on your face getting gang banged? Like, who do you want to see get gang banged? Who do I want to see get gang banged? I want to see Margot Robbie and I want to be a part of the gang bang. Oh, I'm so in love with her. It's like a whole thing. I was trying to fuck this girl for so long because she looks like Margot Robbie,
Starting point is 00:22:36 but then she ended up being crazy. Guess who? Ain't that the truth. It's fine, whatever. I really want to get gang banged though. I've been watching gangbang porn lately. Have you ever seen gangbang porn? I've not seen gangbang porn.
Starting point is 00:22:49 You've never seen a porn of a gangbang? I'm only interested in seeing like 12 dicks. No, I understand. Can't relate. It's like one girl up like this. Like her legs are up like this. And then it's one guy like fucking her pussy. One fucking her asshole.
Starting point is 00:23:01 One fucking her mouth. Sometimes several people in those holes. And then she's jacking off dicks too so that is absolutely which now that i said that all out loud i realized that it looks a little bad me saying that i want to do it it's more so that i feel like i've tried a lot of things so i'm trying to branch out if you're in a branch out i think it's um like skydiving you know scuba diving maybe i don't think it's getting gang well my business email is below if you'd like to gangbang me let me know I think I was going to be going through like
Starting point is 00:23:28 what the fuck are these 85,000 emails of gangbang inquiry speaking of I don't even know toxic people that we've spent some time with we got a lot of hate on the last podcast we are really sorry about that and by we it's really her fault
Starting point is 00:23:43 that's what you should tell the people. Y'all really love her. Hunter, the comments are your team book. You're really going to say it's her fault. You're about to be next. No, I'm saying because you guys love her so much. That's why it's her fault. Well, we love her so much.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I guess in the moment, I kind of assumed. We're dating. Oh, my. Neek shot. We got to go. No, I mean, I guess in the moment, I just kind of thought it was more banter energy and was trying to play along to it. But once you get back that, you know, I've I've loved Harry.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I've spent a lot of time with him as a friend. I think he came into set with an energy that he doesn't always possess. He's also sober. I know, but he was also like on go for sure. I love you to death, Harry, but you're on go. Yeah, I think he was going through it or something that day. I can't recall a time where he's ever act like. No, it was just like rude like that. I did. Oh, come on. No. Yeah, I think he was going through it or something that day. I can't recall a time where he's ever acted like things. No, it was just like rude like that.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I didn't. Whoa, come on. No, no, I agree. Jam him again. I think it was an anomaly. Harry. He was rude. Harry's been a very good friend to me
Starting point is 00:24:34 and a very sweet person and anytime I spend time with him, he's a very good guy but obviously in that podcast, it's undeniable. The energy just came across very interesting. It came out the wrong way, maybe. Anyway, yeah, they're both huge bullies and I hate them.
Starting point is 00:24:48 No, 100%. Hunter and Harry should honestly just fuck. I don't know why anyone ever should meet with Harry or you with Harry. I think that Hunter should just suck his cock. I have no interest in that, but thank you for the offer. I wouldn't recommend it to a friend. Brooke, I'm not going to lie. I think you should continue to be like exactly the energy you
Starting point is 00:25:06 are because I think yeah no I'd be no I'm I don't mind Harry I don't I don't dislike Harry I just I feel no type of way toward Harry at all there you go I think I mean obviously I just if I fuck someone and then they possess an energy like oh I just that's what I don't fuck with like if a guy it happened to me a lot in college where like I'd hook up with a guy and then afterward they'd be all of a sudden be like, like rude or like not want to talk to me. And it's like, I didn't want to fuck you that bad anyway. Like, it's also just like, uh, I think if you're putting your genitals together, you did that.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Collab. So don't collab. So don't possess an energy. It's deciding when it's like, okay for you to talk about it and like make me uncomfortable in front of people who like, we've been at dinners where he'll be like well yeah you sucked my dick that one time and then like we said on the podcast and he's like why would you bring that up interesting which is just have you denied any um fucks i denied bryce hall for years oh you did i did i mean well i mean i bryce hall and i definitely like fucked so why'd you deny because you didn't
Starting point is 00:26:01 want to do with the because he said I suck this toes on Twitter and I was I know but there's no need to just straight up like we were Twitter fighting and then he said like fuck you You suck my toes. So obviously I just couldn't go down bad like that. You know what I mean? But I did I'm a lie. I did lying I've never I've never really lied about fucking anyone Other than Bryce And now that he's You know clouded And amazing And grown so much I no longer deny it
Starting point is 00:26:28 You're doing a video Right now Yeah I mean good timing I'm down for that To be like completely Completely cut off You know what I mean
Starting point is 00:26:35 So stay gorgeous You know what I mean Who's next on your list Now that you're single again Who do you think You're gonna attack next Who are you interested in Not that it's an attack
Starting point is 00:26:43 Right No no like I just meant like Go after Right But also maybe you shouldn't Who do you think you were going to attack next? Who are you interested in? Not that it's an attack. Right. No, not like. I just meant like go after. Right. But also maybe you shouldn't. I was actually just going to say, I don't, I'm not like specifically really looking any for one, looking for anyone. I mean, you're completely right though.
Starting point is 00:26:55 It's not realistic. Absolutely at all. Right. Um, I've been debating. I've actually been sincerely debating apologizing to my ex all day, but no one will let me. I'm not going to say which one. And there's no need to say it. Today, one of her exes decided to DM her after seeing that she was single.
Starting point is 00:27:11 And I really. The worst one. The literal worst one. Well, they're talking about Brad too, so I'm just going to say it. No, I don't want to give him the platform. He wants the clout so bad. I agree. This guy really was just a horrible person when they were together towards me and towards everyone.
Starting point is 00:27:24 I just wasn't a fan. That's why Hunter's bad. Not because he was bad to me, because he was bad to him. Yeah, to be honest, I didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, he was just very threatened by our friendship. But I do think at the time there was a larger stigma around our friendship. Now we are very clear about being friends. But at the time, I think a lot of people thought we weren't.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Anyways, he provided nothing in general. No, I mean, obviously he cheated on me. He was a hungry tiger. That's exactly how I feel. He was a hungry tiger. And guess what? He cheated on you. How did he cheat on you? No, 100% obviously. At the end of the day, I'm not going to defend anyone who cheated
Starting point is 00:27:54 on me. We've made amends and I do forgive him and I hope he's better now. We're on chill terms. It's not like we talk that much. I FaceTimed him one time in Miami. You absolutely screamed at me for that yeah you were sick furious i was at dinner brad and i are on good terms last time we were in miami i faced him and hunter was absolutely sick at me for even do it you were furious we were at this dinner
Starting point is 00:28:14 furious yeah he just well i just wanted to be on good terms because i think that that's something that uh you can take for granted sometimes being on good terms with your ex speaking of the one i want to be on good terms with, call me back. I definitely agree. Yeah, I think, guys, I didn't like the way he treated you afterwards and during. And because of that, I'm out. I agree. For those reasons, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Word to Shark Tank. For those reasons, I'm out. No, I was fully sitting next to single Jack Galinsky face. I mean, Brad Sousa, like, get it together. Can we get Jack Galinsky, Sammy, other Sousa like get it together daddy can we get Jack Galinsky Sammy other Jack can we get them on the podcast
Starting point is 00:28:49 and have just like a big podcast orgy not like actual but like the idea no I've had moments where I absolutely do it having an orgy with all of them
Starting point is 00:28:57 you can guess which ones I've fucked of them I actually haven't fucked any of those people but a few of them might have eaten my ass on a roof and she won't let us forget it.
Starting point is 00:29:06 No, because it was so amazing. He ate my ass on a roof and it was so iconic. There was a whole house party, two hundreds of people downstairs. And we snuck up on this roof and he ate my ass. We didn't do anything else. We made out and he ate my ass. I cannot make this up. That's all that happened.
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Starting point is 00:30:36 They have the receipts. Get 25% off at ritual.com slash clinical. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Brooke is obsessed with reading the podcast comments. I'm talking like, I'm talking like every eight seconds. It makes me feel so happy. If you're commenting on this podcast right now, just know Brooke is absolutely reading it, reacting to it, and taking it. Literally a podcast comment is never up
Starting point is 00:31:06 for more than 30 seconds before I see it. Like I literally, I'm checking them that often. She's like report, like report. No, I like all the- 100%. I told Brooke the other day that it's important in a possession of attention or fame to remember that you are indifferent of all opinions of you,
Starting point is 00:31:21 whether they're good or bad. So, you know, at every moment people are calling you jesus and telling you to kill yourself but you are neither oh my god but you are neither you're neither of those things i love you jesus for the love and brooke looked at me and she said well i'll remember that when they're bad about me well yeah because i don't need to be indifferent of people's opinions of me if they're nice. Yeah, but just never get too high, never get too low, folks. I know. But Brooke is too high right now, so continue to gasser. But also, I'm very
Starting point is 00:31:51 humble. I just really appreciate all of this support. But I also agree that after the last podcast... No, I just honestly... Okay, this is what it is. I left that podcast. Everyone knows. everyone here was there yes and i left it being like i felt so weird after that that me like the energy was off i i felt just so uncomfortable after it and i was like this is our podcast producer offset going
Starting point is 00:32:14 well because i said that to everybody and i never we we get sent the episodes obviously before they come out i never listened to it because i was like this is like it i just made me feel so awkward i didn't even want to hear it and so then i like i was validated by this is like, it just made me feel so awkward. I didn't even want to hear it. And so then I like, I was validated by the comments, like all the people being like, wait, that was fucking weird. And so I was like, I actually was just going to say, you deserve the gas after that episode. Like, I appreciate that everyone, because I mean, like, obviously there were people
Starting point is 00:32:36 in the comments being like, oh my God, Tana was defending Harry so hard. I think I was just trying to keep the vibe less awkward and like give him shit and like whatever. But like, I would die for Brooke. Obviously, you know that she's my best friend. Like would defend brooke absolutely to the core so it's like seeing people like resonate with the fact that that like was not on her is important it's also important to note that i we we have creative control over the podcast at any point if i were
Starting point is 00:32:56 to be like okay i don't want that in that makes me actually so uncomfortable i would have had it cut right so it's like it's not like they're just like bullying me on the podcast and i have no control over it like we all banter and like we all not like they're just like bullying me on the podcast and I have no control over it. Like we all banter and like, we all say things. I talk about how Tana doesn't shower and she smells, she actually doesn't smell, but smell.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Yeah. I actually smell like shit right now though. They really do. But I keep rinsing them. I get the yesterday before I went to see a boy. She goes like this and be like, drops of water on them. It's really the way that I thought that was like a good remark back. was like check this one out i keep rinsing them but the point is as long as i'm gonna feel
Starting point is 00:33:30 like comfortable dishing it i'm gonna be able to accept it but it's like right like i get where people were like no and that's very much our friend group as well i think that we all have very dark sense of humor and almost enjoy the banter it's not not like, oh my God, I am sweating so much. I know Hunter's absolute like cock sweat is just in the bed. What? Brooke's like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:52 Nice. That was my singer. That was my podcast singer. I felt good about that one. I'm not going to fucking lie to you guys. I thought I was going to go into this podcast today.
Starting point is 00:34:00 I was getting ready today on the absolute like brink, like literally like borderline i'm on the edge that's our song of the bit well last week our song was like these streets will make you feel brand new because i wanted to be single but then it happened and now i'm like i'm on the edge um but i was i fully thought i was gonna go into this sad but it actually cheered me up very much i think that us talking our shit i think really good. What else is going on this week? Anything? He's like, you're happy anyways.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Yeah. I'm a way. I'm trying to think about pop culture this week, but I feel like not a lot really happened. But also we've just been blacked out in Dallas to the point that I'm really like looking at the Twitter trends. I just looked at my podcast notes and I cannot make this up. The only thing on it is
Starting point is 00:34:42 Hunter hit Megan Fox. Okay. I did not hit Megan Fox. It was an accident. One time we were at a party and I was walking past or she was walking past me and I was like moving my arm or something like that and I hit her in the stomach and she's like oof.
Starting point is 00:34:57 Literally Megan Fox oofed him. And then MGK apologized. To him. He's like oh bro sorry about that. I think he was thinking about the situation. I think he was trying to see the situation. I think he kind of was like, my bad. We're walking. We're kind of getting right around.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah. So I didn't actually hit her. It was. I honestly don't know why I brought it up. Just in the moment, it was very funny watching Megan Fox be like, oof. But you're actually about to literally be on tour with her. Yeah. Are you excited?
Starting point is 00:35:20 Yes, I am very excited for tour. How excited? Extremely excited. How excited? I'm getting the fuck out of here. What would you do if hunter came back with the girlfriend? Like what would I be met in like Mississippi? If she was dope I'd be happy. I think you'd be sick. I'm not you know, it's a bit right It's a bit it's it's for sure a bit y'all
Starting point is 00:35:43 Everyone on tour is in a relationship pretty much Except for me So I don't really see it as like a crazy Nessa and Jaden give me hope Nessa and Jaden definitely give me hope I know a lot of people have such controversial opinions About Nessa and Jaden But I think that people often forget the fact
Starting point is 00:35:58 That they're so young Think about at their age how many times And I know people are going to be like oh my god homie Hoppy that's not right or whatever the fuck I don't know about y'all but at their age how many times like i don't know if we're gonna be like oh my god homie hopping that's not right or like whatever the fuck but like i i don't know about y'all but at their age i definitely did some shit like that like you're 19 years old 18 i do some shit like that to this day no no no no i i resonate with that i think that like often people forget that like when you're in the public eye you're still a human who lives life and maybe two people vibe better than
Starting point is 00:36:27 two other people. Especially since in the social media space, I feel like it's similar to being in a high school because all these kids have this new clout and it's the same vibe. They're all high school age and realistically, Jaden's
Starting point is 00:36:44 not going to date some like random girl with like who has no you never know but i mean he could but like he's a good guy it's like you know it's fun to date or like cool to date somebody who kind of knows what you're going through and like has a similar lifestyle to you that's why they're so perfect it's not so out there for them to like date what do you mean like their energies match like really really well they i also think together they interact so, so well. They're the same person in a way. Their music that they can create together.
Starting point is 00:37:08 They also did something that's really cool. Rather than like go hard in like the TikTok space and influencer space. Did something they're passionate about. Did something they're passionate about and went the music route. And doing. And they're super successful and it's awesome. Sorry to cut you off, bro. Doing what you love with someone that you love too is the best, absolute best feeling in the world in my opinion.
Starting point is 00:37:25 So I like 100% am so happy for that. I also, I mean, maybe I'm too far for saying this, but I've, from all parties, have heard a lot of off-camera tea that makes me resonate with why they did that. Especially Nessa. I think that one thing that I really respect about Nessa is she, because if I were in Nessa's shoes, I think that she withholds a lot of, maybe this is just my opinion, but she withholds a lot of things she could say to vindicate herself. She could come on and say,
Starting point is 00:37:53 and fuck y'all because of this, and fuck everybody because of this. And everyone would forgive her. The entire public would be like, oh, okay. She chooses not to. And she chooses entirely the higher world. Like, you know what, I'm happy. I'm going to make music.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I'm going to say what I feel through my art. And if people want to fucking hate me, they can. And I think that is dope as fuck because I would be out here swinging on everyone if people were, you know what I mean? Like doing that. And like, I think she's a young girl who's actually been through a lot. And it's last week on TikTok, there was that video of her in an interview that everyone was like making so viral of her being like, I, you know, I'm just a broken a broken person but i mean like for real like she's been through a fucking lot and she's
Starting point is 00:38:27 such a strong individual and the fact that they're just like happy is dope and it's funny because even when i'm like posting them like they're so cute people are like why would you do that and i'm like okay but like mads is happy too like it's like entirely this situation could be better maybe i'm wrong for saying that you know but i but I mean, and even for, I'm not saying that even in shade to Josh because it's like, I hope he, he finds exactly
Starting point is 00:38:50 what makes him happy as well. You know, like it's just, I don't know. I think it's, it's not as bad as people make it out to be. It's more so that they're just
Starting point is 00:38:58 in the entire public eye. People forget that people are human for sure. People do forget that. That's for sure. We just got so deep and I want someone to vindicate me like this in my current relationship, honestly, my current breakup. That's for real. We just got so deep and I want someone to vindicate me like this
Starting point is 00:39:06 in my current relationship, honestly, my current breakup. It's not going to happen. No, yeah, I don't feel like it's the same thing. Yeah, it's very different.
Starting point is 00:39:13 You know what? Honestly, fair fucking point. Fair point. I think though that I just want to vindicate myself. I'll stop. Yeah, vindicate yourself. No, things are looking up,
Starting point is 00:39:24 I think, for everyone involved. I think that as much as this is trash and I probably you guys definitely come for me for having Twitter fingers for airing my
Starting point is 00:39:31 shit out on social. That's what you have to stop that. That's like my least favorite quality about you is that you run to the Internet, maybe because I've been a
Starting point is 00:39:37 victim of it at one point in my life to you. Fuck. We both. You fucking victim. You guys should like I get how you feel in the
Starting point is 00:39:46 moment you just feel very passionate about something you're like and that's your that's your thing you you post on the internet but i get what you're saying but if i withheld some of it it would do me definitely more justice but i just think it's it's important like kind of the same way it's like if you run to your friend and tell them like all the bad things your boyfriend like did to you or whatever they're never gonna like him again like you'll you'll forgive him and like no one else will that's what you're doing, kind of setting Chris up to just be like. Well, I hope people forgive him. It's not that I'm just angry.
Starting point is 00:40:10 I think that, to be fair. You tweeted cheaters never win and he didn't cheat on her. Correct. He did not. That's it. I'm going to withhold anything I'm going to say right now because I'm not trying to slander anyone. I'm on your team.
Starting point is 00:40:22 You're my best friend. I'm on your team. I'm just saying, I just want, I wanted people to know that that tweet, he did not cheat on her. Well, that we know of.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Stay tuned for the next episode of Cancelled. No, I'm just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm on your team. I love you. No, honestly, I'm loving this.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'm loving this entire energy and I think it's good to have people that challenge you versus yes men around you and who keep it very honest with you. So I'm not against that.
Starting point is 00:40:44 My only defense is I've always been this way in high school. I was like this. Like I, you versus yes men around you and who keep it very honest with you so i'm not against that i my only defense is i've always been this way in high school i was like this like i i have always been a social media person and i guess i look at my fans as my friends i'm just like i want to update them as my every fucking feeling and mood but there there's definitely a point where i could possess more maturity and not do it i'm i'm definitely looking forward to the future when i do that but it's not it'll be cool when it happens. Yeah, listen, self-awareness is the most important part. As long as you know
Starting point is 00:41:07 what you're doing is a little... When I really... It's fucked to say, but when I really love and respect someone, I refrain from that more. Oh, don't say that.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Damn, that's wild. Yeah, that hurt me. Yeah, it hurt me too. Okay, you know, honestly, I'm hurt, so maybe I'm just stabbing back. Who knows? It's definitely not a situation where, like, he's so wrong. I'm just stabbing back who knows it's definitely
Starting point is 00:41:25 not a situation where like he's so wrong I think we're both like it's just toxic like it's good to I almost feel like it would be interesting to see you in a relationship that like you don't publicize at all to see like to like all of a sudden you're single and people didn't even know you weren't like would you ever do that relationship I mean for a long time I didn't publicize what Chris and I were doing but I guess that's because we weren't official and I wanted to like be a thought so it doesn't really count I get what you're saying I would definitely love to do that I think right now I'm in a place though where
Starting point is 00:41:52 that's not as practical and I almost like being with people who are in my space and understand what I do. What I would love to see from you is like kind of like an Ariana Grande vibe where she dated someone who's like on her level financially like no Dalton. He,
Starting point is 00:42:06 he is like, he's really very successful, but in a very like non public career. I mean, he's a real estate agent and like, I would love to see you with somebody who's like low key, but like on your level, you know what I mean? When I spend time with people like that often,
Starting point is 00:42:20 I, it's more of an alone feeling because I feel like they still just don't understand a lot of the things that are a part of your life. But if I were to ever be able to find someone who maybe was in this space, but with a more low key job and it worked or something like that, that would be amazing. I don't know. I feel like it can be learned though.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Like, I don't think any of us came into it understanding. I met you and I was like, what the fuck is this? I think it's somewhat can be learned, but I've dated people. I'm not even in the space on the level that you are, but even just being in it and working around it. And I dated a girl from San Diego who was just a normal working normal guy.
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Starting point is 00:43:54 BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. I was dating another girl and she had sex with... Oh my God. Damn, I would do anything to trade places with her. She sucked his dick while we were dating. And I went through her phone and saw it. You know, honestly, honestly.
Starting point is 00:44:12 What if she was lying? I just want to vindicate. Such a sexy little virgin. He said, come over right now. She went over to his house. Sucked his dick, came home. I was like, I read her messages on her phone. And she was like, I didn't. He didn't come. Sucked his dick. Came home. I was like, I read her messages on her phone and she was like,
Starting point is 00:44:25 he didn't come. I just sucked his dick and I stopped halfway through. If you let me do this, I could assure you would come. You stopped halfway through. Finish the job. You can't hear nothing. Like, finish the job. No, at that point you might, no, I would, yeah, no, 100% finish the job.
Starting point is 00:44:42 And ****, I need someone to finish the job. We were not going to use his name at all. There's no way we can keep his name in this. That's so illegal. Well, just, okay, we'll bleep it every time. But just know, if you're watching this and you know who you are, I would love to just give you that neck. I've been trying.
Starting point is 00:44:56 That was happening at the same time. The girl that was my ex before, the girl that just did that. See, but so what if I made up some bullshit like this it's not bullshit I was out of town and she's like hey can I use your bong and I was like sure like whatever and then she sends me a photo of her naked on my bed with my bong like hope you don't mind if I use this
Starting point is 00:45:16 but I know you were like yeah babe you fucking smoked that weed yeah of course not go ahead maybe put some clothes on but like go ahead and then she came the weird part was she stayed friends with my roommate after we broke up. So she would come over to hang out with my roommate.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I remember that. She didn't know before. I remember one time. And then she was like, can I come by and smoke your bong? And I was in my room and then she. And this was during the phase that everyone we were ever with hated each other. Like we were just talking about with Brad. Tana's going to bring new Tana on this trip.
Starting point is 00:45:46 I want to applaud you for that. Tana, I don't even know the girl who's in Dallas right now. She has woken up at a totally normal hour every single day that we've been here. Completely just ready to go, down for everything, hasn't been sleeping the whole time. We've been on time to everything. We made our flight the first try.
Starting point is 00:46:02 I'm not going to lie, and this is sad to say, but I mean, I've definitely been in a relationship and it's one of those things where it's definitely the type of relationship where we haven't spent a second without each other almost in a toxic way like the trust just was it wasn't there insecurity was a big factor like it was like you can't really travel without me like blah blah blah and obviously we were already on rocky terms and i wanted to come here for business and crypto and totally off the side to finesse this billionaire but then it didn't work out because he's a virgin we already we already said that um but i think that i i thrive the best almost when i'm independent and around people who bring me up so i've been a lot less depressed of
Starting point is 00:46:37 this trip which is beautiful that's what nisha always brings me like the best headspace whenever i'm like depressed or going through something like negative we'll do some sort of like breath work or go and get out and go do something that's like really good for your mind. And like now I can see it's rubbing off on you a little bit whenever you get some time with him, which I try keeping very limited for. Hunter's just sick. We don't want to corrupt him at a certain point.
Starting point is 00:46:57 It's like, we don't want him brought down. Look at him off camera being so sweet. He's like, no, she can never do that. That's like, no,
Starting point is 00:47:02 Hunter's just mad. I love Nisha so much. I really meant it. meant about it we're gonna be okay no but it is true you're like a product of like the people that you surround yourself with and i know that and that's who the fuck are we yeah yeah and that's why i don't work out no spread the word but i do agree when i'm with someone entirely that's driven or you know what i mean like like i just i i'm so a product of the person i'm with or people i'm around like i that's that is you know what i mean like like i just i i'm so a product of the person i'm with or people i'm around like i that's that is why i like athletes so i like really do like the drive i really do like the like structure because it helps me it makes you feel bad too like i see
Starting point is 00:47:34 some getting up in the morning and they're going to go work out like nisha will get up like 8 a.m and he'll look at me it's like that's the problem i don't want to be in a relationship where i just feel like shit about myself all the time no but i love that shit because nothing nothing works better on me more than pressure yeah like i almost like that like if someone makes you feel a little uncomfortable with how well they're doing like that insecurity on my end like it works well for me i'm just that type of person like if someone's working 10 times harder than me and they're with me i'm like obviously my head i'm like i'm not working hard enough whatever but i almost like that that feeling gives me more drive. Right.
Starting point is 00:48:05 You know what I mean? I don't know. No, but I think we should just do a family dinner tonight. Honestly, every night dinner that we've been to since we've been here, we have let an outside source coordinate for us. And every time, first of all, both times we went to the same place. So that's already way too loud. Couldn't hear anything.
Starting point is 00:48:20 And it's the worst restaurant. It's like it's not a restaurant. It's the club with a table. Dallas restaurants do have very loud music. Oh, yeah. We're going to have to negotiate that. Thanks, Daddy. No, I don't think that's how it works.
Starting point is 00:48:36 He'll fully be invoicing me. I love invoicing Tana. I just invoice Tana for so much money. Well, the restaurant vibe here is completely different than Los Angeles. It's kind of like a club vibe. I mean, I love Dallas for so many reasons, but I would definitely say that the nightlife scene is,
Starting point is 00:48:54 it's not that it's bad, it's just so polar to Los Angeles to the point that I'm not sure if I really like it. We were actually just discussing, though, not that everything is great about LA, it's just something we're more used to, but we were just discussing how our favorite restaurant in LA that we love so much and I've always been like oh my god they always seat me in like such a good place and they're so great Brooke just informed me very reliable source from how this is happening we're not going to tell you how though that and this is a very popular restaurant in LA that every celebrity goes to
Starting point is 00:49:21 constantly and you go in and the vibe is just immaculate. But they, they fully behind the scenes seat people based on attraction level. That is true. And it's not always the bathroom to Hunter Alexander Moreno. So Hunter Alexander Moreno, when I literally eat a dick comments, what are we? It's like, it's really interesting.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And I'm not sure how many places I'm sure it's a lot of places in la that do it it's like you see it to like kind of create the vibe so like my job i've worked at a couple restaurants in la and i've been like the maitre d which is like you kind of decide where everyone goes and your job is to like build a vibe in the in the room and like they won't like say it really with their words but that basically means like make sure that it's all like kind of young attractive people when you first walk it like the most visible areas of the restaurant are going to be like the young like really good looking like you try to you try to do like middle-aged people so that it's more like just how you want the repress or like restaurant to be like represented if somebody if somebody comes in in like full vegas like dresses and
Starting point is 00:50:24 they're dressed like really inappropriately, we try not to seat them where they're very visible because it's like. And if you're ugly. Yeah, well, no, honestly, like you don't. The whole idea is that when someone walks in the restaurant, you want them to see like. What's as pleasing as the eye.
Starting point is 00:50:39 And that's, it's really actually superficial and it like made me feel like shit all the time when I was like working in restaurants like that. It's sad for sure. That would make me feel like shit working there too. Like I would not that i don't i don't think that's great i guess i i am curious to think do you guys think that that is a marketing standpoint or that that is superficial and fucked up i think it's both i think it's superficial fucked up but it for sure would work marketing wise like if you're walking in a place you will remember what you saw when you walk in if you see a bunch of beautiful people
Starting point is 00:51:04 when you walk in you'll be like oh man and blah blah yeah even though it's really it's interesting though because that doesn't happen everywhere else it's such an la it is an la thing but it's because the celebrity the celebrity aspect like contributes to it a lot because like if you have justin bieber like you you're seating him at a table that's like most visible and then you want to make sure that there's other like important people around him so that when he goes, he thinks like, oh, this is like the lit restaurant and he comes back. And like, there's so much like psychology behind it. Like you're trying to make sure that like everybody's like getting the best
Starting point is 00:51:34 experience possible, but it ends up being just really superficial. You don't like kids. You'll never see kids like right in the front. When you walk into a restaurant, you're making sure that they're like in the least visible place. Yeah. I don't think I've ever seen a child in oh my god i'm just kidding i love old people no why did i think geriatrics meant like disabled people so i thought i was
Starting point is 00:51:53 no i'm just kidding but no that's like kind of what it is you like like older people like the older crowds like people who like are clearly tourists would be like kind of seated elsewhere. Whereas like the really trendy, nice LA, like people with money kind of thing. I mean, I'm not going to lie. I worked a hunter.
Starting point is 00:52:12 I mean, obviously every time I've ever sat in the very front of the restaurant, I think like, damn, I must look good tonight. It's awesome. But I go into every LA restaurant now knowing exactly what the heck is going on.
Starting point is 00:52:20 But at the same time, walking you towards the outside, you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:52:24 I've gone to that very same restaurant like that. was working at where and like i've and i've seated like been seated in really bad places and i'll just look and i'm like i was just gonna say that like every time no every time i get seated in the back of that restaurant i'm like i should have worn eyelash you know what i mean like yeah my outfit my stuff but that's sad like la culture definitely affects your mindset and it's important to be aware of the things like that that happen. A lot of people don't know that. Like 99.9% of people don't know that. No, but it kind of is paying homage to almost the internet space as well.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Because it's like, for example, people are always posting in that restaurant and everyone looks so hot. And you could think about how famous people are posting there. And then their fans are watching it and they're insecure and they're thinking everyone in LA is so hot and successful. But that's not what it is at all it's a completely it's completely fabricated like it's like it's it's created like they make sure that that's how it is and like obviously depends on the day too if it's like a random Wednesday like you have to kind of work with what you got you're gonna have like different groups like in the front of the restaurant that like normally wouldn't be able to sit there maybe on like a Friday night but like
Starting point is 00:53:22 I've had times when like literally like the most the hugest influencer in the world will come in and she's in an outfit that like you can't you can't wear in the front of the restaurant so i'd have to seat her somewhere else it's like it was a really crazy job doing that you can't rely on blind faith to get the pregnancy support you deserve rituals essential prenatal multivitamin is the only leading prenatal backed by its own human clinical trial. Essential Prenatal is proven to deliver key nutrients, including folate, biotin, and vitamin D during pregnancy. Get 25% off when you visit ritual.com slash clinical. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Well, my favorite thing about this podcast I actually do like is,
Starting point is 00:54:07 I mean, my favorite thing to talk about is exposing the secrets of the L.A. world and the influencer world because, I mean, if I can ever say one thing, and obviously, like, I fucking Facetune the shit out of my shit, so I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm shocked. No, I'm definitely. And exclusive here on the Cancel Podcast. Did you hear that, Daily Mail? No, I'm definitely the pot calling on the Canceled Podcast did you hear that Daily Mail? no I'm definitely the pot calling the kettle black
Starting point is 00:54:28 for this but I still always try to say even though I am curating a photo to be better sometimes whether it's due to insecurity or whatever it all is a highlight reel everything you see on the internet so being able to pull the curtain back from that is something that is important and definitely you know it's kind of
Starting point is 00:54:44 like I'm trying to balance it out. I might face tune the fuck out of my photo, but stay tuned to my podcast where you can see unface tuned me. Very true. I was always very interested by that because you will refuse to let me post any photos of you ever unface tuned. I have thousands and thousands of photos sitting somewhere, but she will repost any
Starting point is 00:54:59 fan like paparazzi photos that were just raw, ready to go. I'm like, if you can do that why don't we just let them ride out well if you think about it i can't always control the the fan face tune or the paparazzi facing but hunter you're right here so you gotta she can control her you know you gotta get you gotta get in as many hollywood four edits hunter and i were dying yesterday because she was meeting a group of fans in the pool and I'm not even kidding, this girl was breaking her back. She looked like the letter C. I was like, there's no way her spine's good.
Starting point is 00:55:30 They were talking, she's like, yeah. To be fair though, maybe she is an athlete. I was like, damn. I'm not going to lie. I mean, I've definitely had some scandals
Starting point is 00:55:40 where I'm not, I'm not, I'm not disagreeing with the public and the exposing celeb accounts where they'll post my psycho face soon and what I really look like in real life. Most of the time they're entirely right.
Starting point is 00:55:50 I do look like the before. But there's also times where you're just standing really wonky or you don't look so hot or it's a bad angle or it's something. And people take that shit and jerk their cock to it and run with it. They're like, that is what she looks like in real life. She could never look good.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So I think it's almost like now it's like something, it's like a paranoia in me. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not going to do this to myself. So if I'm meeting nine people with their phones out, I mean, we met 10 girls in the pool yesterday. Every single one of them had their phone.
Starting point is 00:56:16 It was hilarious. So I'm standing there, I'm standing there just like, that was pretty wild. Yeah. Like holding it, like have it breathe in two minutes. I haven't taken a fucking breath in two minutes.
Starting point is 00:56:25 Cause I'm, I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to do that to myself. If you catch me slipping, dope. But if I can control it, I might, you know? I don't know. I'm sorry, guys. So what happened the day the team brights on, God? I don't know. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:56:37 What did happen that day? To be fair, you let yourself go for one second. She's like, are you more so talking about the fact that my ass was concaving in the video or that I was embarrassing? A little bit of both. It's a perfect combination. The turn and snap was very out of character.
Starting point is 00:56:51 You actually think so? I've never seen you do that in my entire life. I didn't snap. It was more like a hip hop. Well, actually, I mean, I will, I'm going to try to defend myself
Starting point is 00:57:01 for that. I don't know if it's going to make it any better. There was, I was speaking to one paparazzi and there was another paparazzi off camera saying pose for a shot. She pivoted. So I was trying to pose for the shot and talk. It's not like I was like, hey.
Starting point is 00:57:13 It's more so that I was like Team Bryce on God posing for the shot. Interesting. I didn't know that. That is what happened. But at the same time, when I think about the Team Bryce situation, I think that will happen to me again. That would happen 10 times out of 10. That's how I speak. I say on God constantly.
Starting point is 00:57:30 After that scandal, I had to fully like, I used to say on God for years. Too much. It was time to put that one to bed. So thank you for that. Thank you guys, yeah. Yeah, no, and it's because it became such a meme. I had to take it out of my vocabulary.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I've always said things like that. What's next out of her vocabulary? That I'm going to get like- Deme like demeanor the word demeanor she's been fucking milking that to the grave everything now she doesn't it won't even it it'll literally be like a new driver should be like your demeanor um i right now it is my absolute favorite word just telling people i don't like their demeanor um it actually came from me and chris because chris was just being like i didn't like his fucking demeanor and then it just became my he's like what's demeanor oh my god i'm just kidding chris i actually love you
Starting point is 00:58:12 no okay and brooks and have a second movie theater moment with chris i'm so sorry that's not funny to joke about i'm not even kidding one night not even not long ago i texted in the group chat and i forget what the context was it was like oh I was posting a vlog and in my vlog from Hawaii yeah Chris had like a little freestyle and it was awful I'm gonna just say it but I was like it was a great freestyle he was Brooke Schofield oh no no no that was great so then I was like telling Kyla I was like have you seen that video of Chris on world star like rapping when he was little and so I pull it up to show it to her and i send in the group chat i'm like how funny is this and tana replies and oh sorry tana responds and goes it's just kind of funny that you're like googling chris miles at midnight like isn't that like a little i'm toxic
Starting point is 00:58:54 he was 10 years old i'm like what are you he's literally 10 word to jayden hoss so i'm like it's toxic i'm literally toxic i'm no are you kidding if anyone's ever even looked in tana's direction anymore i'm afraid of them because no i mean okay well i don't think you have to be first of all i It's toxic. I'm literally toxic. No, are you kidding? If anyone's ever even looked in Tana's direction anymore, I'm afraid of them because. No, I mean, okay. Well, I don't think you have to be. First of all, I would gladly share a man with you now. Now I just ask permission.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Yeah, I know. And gladly I would share a man with you now. I think it'd be fun if we like fucked the same person and we should have a threesome. She would not even be down. I wouldn't do that. Well, I wouldn't fuck you. I just want to see how you bust it open.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Well, I'd be afraid of. Last time you actually asked me to, if I would ever be down for an orgy with you. Who said that? Tana asked me. Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I was like. down for an orgy with you. Who said that? Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I was like, you know I'm down. Well, no, but I did say it's not that we would fuck. I would never, ever fuck you during an orgy.
Starting point is 00:59:34 But I think that a group activity, it's kind of like, you know, all of us going swimming. Yeah, or like when you go to camp and you do like team building activities. Exactly. I think orgies with your friends are team building. I've had some orgies or foursomes with a lot of my best friends. And I'm not going to lie. Some of them definitely made us stronger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:53 And what about the other ones? Very interesting. Some did not. It's kind of like a gamble. I prefer not to risk our friendship. No, but the only way I think our friendship would ever be risked, obviously, is if we literally fucked. Word to Rusty. He shouldn't have done that.
Starting point is 01:00:05 My boy. He's coming from the airport tomorrow is if we literally fucked. Word to Rusty, shouldn't have done that. My boy, he's getting away from the airport tomorrow. Love you to death. I blame Rusty. Iconic best friend decided that I was in love with him. But I always love him. Best human ever. I lost my train of thought because I was thinking about Rusty. I don't want to know how any of my besties busted open.
Starting point is 01:00:19 Really? You wouldn't want to see me ride a dick like a BMX? I can picture it. That you. I can picture it. That's what I would be afraid of. I'm not going to have an orgy or a threesome or anyone who's going to perform at a greater... I don't want anyone who's going to be swinging from the ceilings if I'm just being normal.
Starting point is 01:00:37 There was some community a bit about this, going into an orgy and everyone shows up early and you're just like, who's going to hop in first? Then someone finishes too early and you're like i mean no i would definitely tap out i would definitely judge you if you finished too early i mean i don't like orchestrated orgies we talked about that on the last podcast that there was one yeah she prefers to just like fall into an orgy as they do yeah a normal day at the mall
Starting point is 01:01:10 100% I mean you're right. I I don't think that Someone's knocking might get kicked out Well guys I think that it's time for us to not only go to dinner I think we should actually and end it off with like someone kicking us out of the room Leave this in hunter Moreno's a fucking liar. We're not going to leave it in. I win. Hunter, we're not going to fake... We're not going to fake the podcast because we're all about to have an orgy.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Wait, what? Orgy? Don't you know? No. Can you hold this? I was going to sneak shop out of here. Come on. Who's out there? Who goes there? Who is at the door right now? I think we're getting kicked out of the W.
Starting point is 01:01:54 All that free promo and they can't extend your room one day. I know. I mean, because they probably literally want nothing to do with me promoting them. I think that if I'm ever going to get a hotel brand deal, it's going to be from like Motel 6. Oh my God, Nisha, wait, can you take a real pic like that so I can post it? Yeah, no, Brooke, you should totally do that right now.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Anyways, guys, it's been a great podcast. It's a really cute picture. I've enjoyed Dallas. You guys are all great. I'm going to miss you so much when I leave. And I love you guys tremendously.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Well, we're all going to go have an orgy now. We're not going to do that. And I will see you guys maybe hunter-less. Maybe, I don't know. We might be in New York for the next podcast. There And I will see you guys, maybe Hunter-less. Maybe. I don't know. We might be in New York for the next podcast.
Starting point is 01:02:27 There we go. Catch you guys somewhere. But we hope you enjoyed. We hope you all enjoyed this episode of Cancelled, live from Dallas, Texas. I think it's very fun to do things in the element, too, and talk about them as they're happening. Because we want you guys to feel like you're here with us. And speaking of feeling here with us, whenever you are angry about a guest or a feeling or you want to leave hate comments just know i'm not but brooke's reading every single one and we will gladly discuss i see you i hear you i love you well now i just look at it i read i read
Starting point is 01:02:56 some comments just not everyone but i mean we want to we want to always make the podcast better so it's like i never want people to feel like they're hating on it and it's like oh the next episode's gonna fucking suck because I think that taking your constructive criticism is a good thing. If you're ever like a narcissistic little influencer and you just think everyone's wrong whenever they're coming for you when will you ever grow? Couldn't agree more.
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