Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 8: Episode 8: The Dallas Episode
Episode Date: September 23, 2021In this episode Tana, Hunter and Brooke discuss Dallas, the Harry Jowsey controversy, and the Los Angeles restaurant scene's dirty secret. This episode is sponsored by Simplisafe (http://www.simplisa...fe.com/tana), Cerebral (http://www.cerebral.com/tana) , Buffy (http://www.buffy.co offer code Tana), and Raycon (http://www.buyraycon.com/tana). YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcseTnvS6CC-mkIcwKfi-1A Hosts Social Media Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Hunter Moreno Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/huntermoreno/ Hunter Moreno TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@huntermorenoo Hunter Moreno Website: https://www.huntermoreno.com/ Make Sure Your Friends Are Okay: https://www.makesureyourfriendsareokay.com/ Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Can't do it. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. welcome back to another episode of the canceled podcast and today
we are live in bad in dallas y'as y'all you love to see it really
brooke and i really we're really showing out right now you guys had your cool hats i had to borrow my
hat from nikisha what um i don't know how country that hat is i'm gonna be honest it's not very
country it's more mary poppins but i'm but i'm loving i love that for you i'm loving that you're
still matching the hat by thank you i had to i'm more drunk than them i did more shots she is in
fact yes she's a traitor she went downstairs and took shots without us we're actually i'm going matching the hat vibe. Thank you. I had to. I'm more drunk than them. I did more shots than them. She is in fact. Yeah,
she's a traitor.
She went downstairs
and took shots without us.
We are actually
past checkout
in our room right now.
We were supposed
to check out hours ago.
Our room keys
just stopped working.
To be fair,
that's our favorite phrase
on this podcast.
It's so bad.
I booked this room
to Monday
and then I went downstairs
and the front desk lady
was so sweet, but she also took a shit on my face. Tell's so bad. I booked this room to Monday and then I went downstairs and the front desk lady was so sweet but she also
took a shit on my face. Tell the
people what really happened.
No, it's not because I was there when she checked in for this hotel.
I don't remember that shit. She said, check out
is Sunday and she said, I might want to extend
until Monday and she goes, okay, well, do you want us
to do that right now? And she goes, actually, I'll let you know tomorrow.
I'll just come down and extend it tomorrow.
She never went down.
So, check out was a few hours ago.
They just informed us that they will be interrupting this podcast in 30 minutes to kick us out of the room.
But also, W Hotels, we love you.
I've worked with you in the past.
This is not a lie.
She made a song about you.
I'm at the W.
I'm at the W.
Oh, my God.
Everyone's been making that joke to me so much all week.
I really, it's.
Well, you are at the W.
I know.
I just, I can't lie. I think nothing makes me cringe more than the fact that I truly wanted so much all week. I really, it's... Well, you are at the W. I know, I just, I can't lie.
I think nothing makes me cringe more
than the fact that I truly wanted to be a rapper.
No, you were really talented for a second.
It was the worst thing I think to ever happen.
Hunter, I think it's so funny that,
first of all, obviously...
I'm sorry my hand's behind you.
I kind of feel like I'm a little hot over here,
so just don't mind it.
Yeah, no, you should totally interrupt
my statement for the podcast to say that.
That's like amazing.
No, Tana's never interrupted anyone before.
I think it's just funny that we shot so many music videos and back in the day when i made the w song we we never maybe you did
because i don't remember clearly my memory is not the best um we never presented the idea to make
our w music video at the w like no you didn't have the kind of money wasn't even on the table
she couldn't afford the w she's like i'm outside the W. We were in Santa Monica, a street we did not pay for.
Oh, my God.
And that day, do you remember what I did?
Remember what I did?
What'd you do?
I fell off a mountain trying to catch the drone.
I totally fell off a whole cliff and was like bleeding out of my arm.
I would have paid to see it.
I forgot about that.
And you're, no, but we rented this guy's car, right?
And it was like, not even rented, like asked a favor of someone.
And they brought us a really nice car to shoot on,
but it was wrapped with like a geographic print.
And I was wearing high heels and Hunter was taking photos of me.
I'm not proud of this moment.
On the front of this car and I put my heel in the front
and like move forward and rip the entire wrap of this guy's car,
like a $20,000 job.
Way more than a $20,000 job.
It was an Audi R8 right when it came out as well.
And the line of her heel went from the top of the hood
all the way down to the edge of it.
And then she said, Hunter, we got to go.
And I said, yeah.
To be fair, I later offered to pay him back in pussy.
It didn't work.
We didn't fuck.
But I mean, you know, are you admitting online
that you solicited sexual acts in exchange for product?
No, it's more so like, I mean,
it's more so, it's more so like,
oh my God, I'm so sorry. In exchange for forgiveness, actually.
You know, exactly. Like, I'm so sorry I ripped
your car. Like, do you want to blowjob?
Yeah. I don't think
anyone should be mad about my sexual actions, though, because
this entire trip, Brooke and Hunter have decided
to fully adapt their only personality
trait being that they're fucking.
Sorry about that, guys.
We, in fact, are fucking.
I'm just kidding.
We are not.
I've never even kissed Hunter.
Not even once.
But it's funny to joke about.
Except last night.
Yeah, except last night.
And they're having so much fun with this.
But to the point that Nisha and I are here.
And we've been made very uncomfortable.
Nisha and I keep saying that we would be uncomfortable i would so much rather
you guys literally i would rather watch you guys fuck for 30 minutes than spend every waking moment
with you guys that can be arranged you know just let us know however tana's tana's new threat
whenever she like i'm doing something that she doesn't like is to like she like today she
threatened that she would start doing her own sexual acts.
Yesterday at a restaurant she was behaving inappropriately
and I was mortified as I always am in a public.
But you're also mortified by my entire existence.
So maybe.
She told me if I didn't take a shot,
she would get naked in the middle of the restaurant
and then proceeded to actually start stripping.
Anytime I do something or don't do something for her,
she just slowly takes her clothes off until I do it.
I'm not going to lie.
Threatening people with public nudity works, y'all.
Like, if you ever want something done, just tell everyone you'll get naked.
Also, we do not recommend this to everybody.
You don't just get naked.
If you're over 18, I'd recommend it.
I fucking recommend it.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, is that, like, super illegal?
Yes.
Well, if you do it to people who aren't your friends, we don't mind seeing you naked.
Yeah.
I mean, for yourself.
I mean, just to be fair, it's, you know, honestly, I'm going to move on.
So, guys, I'm single.
Yeah, they know.
Everyone knows.
Oh, baby, they know.
They know.
They know in Belgium.
I think the only good thing, a funny thing, at least nothing good came out of this
of my breakup is
the fact that you guys mocking me was
very funny all my friends it's kind of a
trend right now if you want to take a photo of yourself on your Instagram
story and mock me and just say that you're single
feel free to join in
we talked about this before every time they got in an argument
she would just be like I fucking hate this guy
blah blah and
this time it's for real and And we think. We don't
really know. But
yeah, she posted maybe roughly
12 seconds after the phone call of the breakup
that I'm single with a smiley face
on her Instagram story. I think it was a white heart.
No, it was a smiley face, but it was
a passive aggressive smiley face. I was definitely
very angry. You know, it's
not that I'm happy to be single. Of course, I wish
it were. Like, love him to death.
You guys always vouch for Chris.
Great friend, great person.
I love him.
And what do we get if by the time this podcast comes out,
you guys are back together?
Maybe, I don't know, like a measly million?
I'll settle for rent.
Fair enough.
I understand.
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I think that this relationship and this breakup, and I'm saying this with a grain of salt because tomorrow I could just be back and this breakup. Yes.
And I'm saying this with a grain of salt because tomorrow I could just be back on my bullshit.
Right.
But I think I'm at my wits end of toxicity.
Okay.
I think that might be my.
And I know.
Nobody believes me.
I really don't believe it at all.
I completely understand why you.
But it is very awesome that you think that.
I wouldn't believe me either, to be fair.
So I'm saying it fully with a grain of salt.
But I think that my past few relationships have definitely possessed a lot of toxicity.
And this, I'm at my wit's end.
I don't know if I can do it anymore.
I think my next human, once I heal, because I'm not going to make a dumb move, like jump into another relationship like I have in the past, will be someone who isn't toxic or creates toxic energy with me.
This is growth, guys.
I don't know if you've ever seen her in her past relationships.
Probably every person has.
Her saying this is amazing.
I actually tried setting up with someone.
Didn't go very well.
Well, he just served me.
He was a billionaire.
Thank you, Hunter.
I met with him in Dallas this weekend, obviously after my breakup.
He was offered to me first and then got swooped. but to be fair you can swoop him back and i've never met
someone with more virgin energy i love him to death like we'll be amazing friends but i mean
wow yeah um but i think in the past i thought that being toxic was like a quirky personality
trait maybe i still think in the past that was The old me, like three hours ago.
You guys don't know me anymore.
I'm a new bitch.
I thought it was very quirky, and I'm starting to realize that that's not the life I want to live.
So, I mean, I guess, yeah. Turning over a new leaf, some might say.
Some might say, yeah.
So, I mean, I don't even know.
I'm so sad that you're going on tour because I'm going to try to heal from this rationally, but you know me.
I love a good distraction.
This is the worst time I think I'm going on tour now. I just to try to heal from this rationally, but you know me, I love a good distraction.
I just want you to be like single for a while. I've never seen you be single for more than like 30 seconds.
I agree.
And this is the time to be single. Pete Davidson is single.
And to be honest with you, I mean, obviously last week I was in a relationship and we found
out Pete was single and I had to really hold back my excitement. And I don't mean that
in a hurtful way. That's just my number one celebrity crush.
It is Brooks.
You didn't even hold back your excitement.
You found out while we were all together and then you,
he was sitting next to you and he said,
Oh my God,
Pete Davidson next to him.
And I was like,
Holy shit.
I mean,
sorry,
but he looks at like the waitress and Tana's like,
I'm going to beat your ass.
Very true.
Toxic.
Moving on.
That was,
that's the old me.
You guys. Another news brook tried texting
pete the other day and it sent green um so i did well do i mean i think that he either blocked me
or changed his number i'm gonna go with or changed his blocked me is cooler because that means he put
forth energy well i wouldn't be surprised if he blocked me because the last message i sent him
tana wrote herself she drafted it on her own and sent it without my permission.
Okay, to be fair.
Okay.
I mean, so here's the thing.
So Brooke matched.
First of all, I never say this.
People always ask me my number one celebrity crush
and I just lie.
I'm like, I don't know
because I don't want to claim that
because I think that obviously Pete Davidson stands
would be like, get a job, stay away from him.
And I get it.
He's flawless.
You know what I mean?
Like he deserves better than Tana Mongeau.
Yes, he does.
Fully, fully, fully.
Okay, suck a dick and die.
But moving on.
You said it.
I know, but agreeing just really hurt me.
But I lost my train of thought.
Oh, so I mean, no, I love him more than anything.
He's the number one person ever.
I think I know everything about him in a very, maybe creepy, obsessive way.
And Brooke, it hurts me to say it.
It hurts me to hear.
No, now that she's taken, maybe I can swear.
You need to give backstory.
Because years ago, before I even think I knew you,
I DM'd him on Instagram.
He only has Instagram in sporadic time periods
when he's promoting something.
If a movie comes out, he reactivates his Instagram, has it for a week, whatever.
Very creepy she knows that.
To be fair, I completely knew it.
I know that because I messaged him.
I said hi or something.
And immediately he goes, just text me because I'm about to delete my Instagram.
Which is so painful because the amount of DMs I've sent him and those sporadic waves and unsent.
I got him at a perfect time.
So he DM'd me back and was like, here's my number or whatever.
We texted for a little while and he was living in new york he still was living in new york and i was like that's so funny
that you live in new york because i'm actually about to be in new york i of course was not about
to be in new york but booking the next jet blue mint flight there i did i literally booked a flight
the next day and that's not around and i was there that weekend and i'm texting him like hey i'm in
new york like what's goodw there just based on one message.
I love to be.
I mean, my friend was visiting
New York that week also.
So I was like, I just I'm like,
oh, my God, I should.
There was like a mutual.
It was Savannah.
I don't even know she's there.
Savannah and I went together
and I was like, oh, if I see him,
I see him.
If I don't like whatever,
I'm in New York.
But we were texting the whole time.
He's sending me voice memos
the whole time I was there.
And also, which is insane.
I would shit my little fucking pussy.
But he was filming the Judd Apatow movie.
And so he was like on a different island.
I don't know how New York really works.
But anyway, we never met up.
And then years later, we match on a dating app.
And it's like my second chance.
I'm like funny seeing you here.
And imagine getting two motherfucking chances.
We exchanged a couple messages. I would give a toe. I would have four toes on one foot And imagine getting two motherfucking chances. We exchange a couple messages.
I would give a toe.
I would have four toes on one foot if I could have one fucking chance.
All my, all my granny's grandchildren.
Well.
Well, let's let them know what happened.
I exchange a few messages.
Tana decides that she, she would be better to handle the conversation on her own.
And so she texts him, which by the way, I don't do any drugs.
She messages him.
I'm high on shrooms.
What do I do?
Or like something like out of.
But to be fair here, here.
No, listen, here's my thought process.
At that time, Pete Davidson was in a very insane mushroom phase.
He loved doing mushrooms every single day.
No, he didn't fucking tell me that book because he leaves me on scene.
No, no, no.
But him and MGK were microdosing mushrooms like every single day.
I knew that through. Microdosing is not getting absurdly high but he also gets absurdly high
he did that in his last comedy bit he discussed that how he like speaks baby i know that i'm
literally such a sucker it's so embarrassing um but he loves mushrooms it's a very known thing
about him so i felt like it'd be something that they could it would say it's a conversation
starter b pete davidson is very spunky with his sense of humor.
And C, someone is trying to kick us out
of the room right now.
D,
I just felt like it would work.
I don't know. I felt like when you're messaging
a very...
When you're messaging a very
famous guy...
Sup, you two.
My leg's numb. My leg is sweating. Yeah, I, you two. Not mine. My leg's numb.
My leg is sweating.
Yeah, I'm so hot
in this blanket.
Oh my God,
can you guys stop bitching?
I'm trying to,
I don't even know,
I just wanted to be mad.
This morning,
Tana decides
she's going to chuck
her puff at my head.
So I have to wear this hat
because it's blocking
the huge bump I have in my head.
No, show them your wealth.
He has a wealth.
Don't worry about it.
I threw,
Lock it.
Locked the fucking door.
Sorry guys, this is a really really things are going wrong right now but i'm at the w can't afford a room
to be fair we really just want to start doing podcasts in other cities so we're trying this
out but clearly it's not i mean we're literally just no i think we can make this work comment
down below what country or what country you'd like to see us in yeah like guam i love brazil
no but it's honestly very funny because we could fully be in a hotel room like in la like it's not
like we're like welcome to dubai no like like logan paul when he goes to another city he's like
has a full set there like it possesses the other city like like we're just in a bed like there's
no point a dallas should we have the whataburger on the bed with us and that's like a dallas staple
actually i mean they have that
literally everywhere. Dallas has actually been so
fun, though. We've been definitely getting very
ratchet. The club scene here
is very different, though. You guys came in
a couple days earlier than I did.
You guys got after it pretty hard. Yeah, but I was
saving myself. I was like, okay, the
real day that we block out and go really crazy
as a family is going to be the first night that Hunter's
here. And then Hunter just decided,
Oh,
I'm an alien for the night.
Well,
Hunter showed up.
I know,
but you didn't really hardly drink.
No,
you were not fun last night.
And I'm not pressuring you,
but I'm just saying like you ruined my time.
Last night at dinner,
I look at Hunter and I go,
I came here to have fun with you in Dallas.
And he goes,
you invited yourself like,
Oh damn.
Like,
okay.
Came with me.
Shuff fully.
Like,
got to go.
Got a blast.
Like,
you broke my heart.
She invited herself and then invited me to a trip she invited herself to.
And honestly, that's what I did.
I'm glad you guys came.
It's our last, like, hurrah before we go.
He's only being nice because we're on a podcast.
Anyways.
No.
I was insanely hungover yesterday.
I came from a bachelor party in Vegas.
No, he showed up fully puking.
Yeah, I threw up on the flight the entire way here.
Didn't go to sleep the night before and then threw up all morning as well.
And what did you have to do that morning?
I had a date roughly five minutes after I was throwing up.
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You better watch
your fucking mouth.
God, that's my best friend.
You're a real bad bitch.
We're going to do
a Niksha podcast soon.
Niksha's actually
Hunter's best friend.
I can imagine.
I fully pawned
Niksha off of Hunter.
I was like,
oh, this is your best friend?
Check this one out.
Niksha's just a better version of me all around.
We call him taller, hotter, funnier,
more talented, more athletic.
Every single thing that I'm saying is true.
Better to be around.
Yeah, no, keep them going.
Niksha is
Hunter 3.0. And it's funny because
they look very similar too.
Except you're literally just taller, hotter,
faster, stronger, better. And even humblerler he's off camera right now like no man i
love hunter nah he knows you know he's very aware he fucking knows and guess what it's okay um i rep
him but so hunter went to a date and i think this is so funny too because hunter i kid you not um i
would insert the clip but you know we're in dallas in a hotel room don't have everything going on for
me it'll be in my vlog in eight months um but I guess we could do it in post but um I come into the hotel room from
a mysterious place it doesn't matter where I was um but I come into the hotel room and Hunter just
got here projectile vomiting and he's going on a date with this girl and directly after the date
she's going to a day long Christian convention.
I like that.
I mean, like, and there's nothing wrong with that.
I love religious people.
I spent so much time when I thought that I wanted Taylor Holder, like going to church with him, loving God.
Like, I get it.
Like, you could definitely play up the God card for someone.
Not that I'm playing up the God card, Taylor, if you're watching this. I love God.
My God is greater.
My God is stronger. Fully. See, I told you I like God. She was. I love God. My God is greater. My God is stronger.
Fully.
See, I told you I like God.
You don't.
I asked Hunter the other day
to name one religious song
and he looks at me deadpan
and goes,
our song is
The Slam of Scream Door.
Like, are you kidding me,
Taylor Swift?
I am a T-Swift stan.
That's not a Christian music.
If you were really a Swifty,
you would call it a Swifty.
I am a Swifty.
That is true.
So he went on a date with this girl who was headed to a Christian convention, extremely hungover.
How did the date go, Hunter?
What do you think?
I thought it went well.
She was super sweet.
Everything about her is really awesome.
I just think that she probably should be with someone who's like super, super religious.
Speaking of someone that you're with being with someone else, Hunter's other main ho this week,
we found out something about her that I don't think is that bad.
I love talking about Hunter's dating life because I feel like
Brooke and I kind of talk about our dating life
on TikTok or Twitter or anything like that.
So much. We think it's a full personality
trait just being with toxic men.
But Hunter doesn't talk about it
anywhere else, so it's fun to air him out. I don't mean
to do that. Thank you so much.
You just found out that a girl you've been...
She's not a hoe. She's a nice, wholesome girl girl and there's nothing wrong with being a hoe you fucking slut shamer
oh calling someone a hoe and being slut shamed yeah okay cool um anyways someone informed me
this past weekend while i was in las vegas that she's actually a undercover porn star and there's
nothing wrong with that but it's very funny because hunters asked her very much she has a lot of money and i'm talking a lot of money like
like several lamborghini uruses like lives in an insane high rise like dripped out in diamonds like
you know just like a lot of money and she does only fans and i mean i do only fans i i can't buy
three uruses right now i mean, but it'd be very irresponsible.
And so, and I mean, when I'm looking at our OnlyFans numerics,
they're pretty similar.
If not, it doesn't matter.
You bought her OnlyFans?
No, so yeah, I bought her OnlyFans actually.
Wow.
Why am I like this?
Was it fire?
It was fire, but also unlike anything I've ever seen.
She does some very different things on OnlyFans.
Not even crazy, just different.Fans not even crazy just different
but nothing
even sexual just different
and
I've always wondered how she has that much money and I guess
we found out that she's been not
telling Hunter the whole truth and doing
some crazy porn
I still don't believe it
why don't you just become a porn star
I don't want to be a porn star.
She's hot.
Yeah, she's insanely beautiful.
She's so hot.
She's literally so fucking hot.
We met.
We were at the W right now.
I'm at the W.
And we went to the rooftop the other day, and I met this girl who was a fan,
and she was very sweet.
And she was like, oh, what are you doing today?
I was like, oh, swimming by the pool.
And I was like, oh, what are you doing today?
And she was like, I'm actually about to get gang banged and double penetrated
like right now I'm a porn star but she does
CGI porn she has someone CGI
her face. No I think she said
that she just had no face in it or like they
blurred out her face I don't think that she like
she was saying he edits it and it takes 30 hours
no fully I was grilling her
because I was like I want to get gang banged if someone can
CGI my face. Whose face would you put on
your face getting gang banged like who do you want want to get gang banged if someone can CGI my face. Whose face would you put on your face getting gang banged?
Like, who do you want to see get gang banged?
Who do I want to see get gang banged?
I want to see Margot Robbie and I want to be a part of the gang bang.
Oh, I'm so in love with her.
It's like a whole thing.
I was trying to fuck this girl for so long because she looks like Margot Robbie,
but then she ended up being crazy.
Guess who?
Ain't that the truth.
It's fine, whatever.
I really want to get gang banged though.
I've been watching gangbang porn lately.
Have you ever seen gangbang porn?
I've not seen gangbang porn.
You've never seen a porn of a gangbang?
I'm only interested in seeing like 12 dicks.
No, I understand.
Can't relate.
It's like one girl up like this.
Like her legs are up like this.
And then it's one guy like fucking her pussy.
One fucking her asshole.
One fucking her mouth.
Sometimes several people in those holes.
And then she's jacking off dicks too so that is absolutely which now that i said that all out loud i realized that
it looks a little bad me saying that i want to do it it's more so that i feel like i've tried
a lot of things so i'm trying to branch out if you're in a branch out i think it's um like
skydiving you know scuba diving maybe i don't think it's getting gang well my business email
is below if you'd like to gangbang me let me know
I think I was going to be going through like
what the fuck are these
85,000 emails of gangbang inquiry
speaking of
I don't even know toxic people
that we've spent some time with we got a lot
of hate on the last podcast
we are really sorry about that and by we
it's really her fault
that's what you should tell the people.
Y'all really love her.
Hunter, the comments are your team book.
You're really going to say it's her fault.
You're about to be next.
No, I'm saying because you guys love her so much.
That's why it's her fault.
Well, we love her so much.
I guess in the moment, I kind of assumed.
We're dating.
Oh, my.
Neek shot.
We got to go.
No, I mean, I guess in the moment, I just kind of thought it was more banter energy
and was trying to play along to it.
But once you get back that, you know, I've I've loved Harry.
I've spent a lot of time with him as a friend.
I think he came into set with an energy that he doesn't always possess.
He's also sober.
I know, but he was also like on go for sure.
I love you to death, Harry, but you're on go.
Yeah, I think he was going through it or something that day.
I can't recall a time where he's ever act like.
No, it was just like rude like that. I did. Oh, come on. No. Yeah, I think he was going through it or something that day. I can't recall a time where he's ever acted like things. No, it was just like rude like that.
I didn't.
Whoa, come on.
No, no, I agree.
Jam him again.
I think it was an anomaly.
Harry.
He was rude.
Harry's been a very good friend to me
and a very sweet person
and anytime I spend time with him,
he's a very good guy
but obviously in that podcast,
it's undeniable.
The energy just came across very interesting.
It came out the wrong way, maybe.
Anyway, yeah, they're both huge bullies and I hate them.
No, 100%.
Hunter and Harry should honestly just fuck.
I don't know why anyone ever should meet with Harry or you with Harry.
I think that Hunter should just suck his cock.
I have no interest in that, but thank you for the offer.
I wouldn't recommend it to a friend.
Brooke, I'm not going to lie.
I think you should continue to be like exactly the energy you
are because I think yeah no I'd be no I'm I don't mind Harry I don't I don't dislike Harry I just
I feel no type of way toward Harry at all there you go I think I mean obviously I just if I fuck
someone and then they possess an energy like oh I just that's what I don't fuck with like if a guy
it happened to me a lot in college where like I'd hook up with a guy and then afterward they'd be all of a sudden be like, like rude or like not want to talk
to me.
And it's like, I didn't want to fuck you that bad anyway.
Like, it's also just like, uh, I think if you're putting your genitals together, you
did that.
Collab.
So don't collab.
So don't possess an energy.
It's deciding when it's like, okay for you to talk about it and like make me uncomfortable
in front of people who like, we've been at dinners where he'll be like well yeah you sucked my dick that one time
and then like we said on the podcast and he's like why would you bring that up interesting
which is just have you denied any um fucks i denied bryce hall for years oh you did i did i
mean well i mean i bryce hall and i definitely like fucked so why'd you deny because you didn't
want to do with the because he said I suck this toes on Twitter and I was
I know but there's no need to just straight up like we were Twitter fighting and then he said like fuck you You suck my toes. So obviously I just couldn't go down bad like that. You know what I mean?
But I did I'm a lie. I did
lying
I've never I've never really lied about fucking anyone Other than Bryce And now that he's You know clouded
And amazing
And grown so much
I no longer deny it
You're doing a video
Right now
Yeah
I mean good timing
I'm down for that
To be like completely
Completely cut off
You know what I mean
So stay gorgeous
You know what I mean
Who's next on your list
Now that you're single again
Who do you think
You're gonna attack next
Who are you interested in
Not that it's an attack
Right
No no like I just meant like Go after Right But also maybe you shouldn't Who do you think you were going to attack next? Who are you interested in? Not that it's an attack. Right.
No, not like.
I just meant like go after.
Right.
But also maybe you shouldn't.
I was actually just going to say, I don't, I'm not like specifically really looking any for one, looking for anyone.
I mean, you're completely right though.
It's not realistic.
Absolutely at all.
Right.
Um, I've been debating.
I've actually been sincerely debating apologizing to my ex all day, but no one will let me.
I'm not going to say which one.
And there's no need to say it.
Today, one of her exes decided to DM her after seeing that she was single.
And I really.
The worst one.
The literal worst one.
Well, they're talking about Brad too, so I'm just going to say it.
No, I don't want to give him the platform.
He wants the clout so bad.
I agree.
This guy really was just a horrible person when they were together towards me and towards everyone.
I just wasn't a fan.
That's why Hunter's bad.
Not because he was bad to me, because he was bad to him.
Yeah, to be honest, I didn't do anything wrong.
Yeah, he was just very threatened by our friendship.
But I do think at the time there was a larger stigma around our friendship.
Now we are very clear about being friends.
But at the time, I think a lot of people thought we weren't.
Anyways, he provided nothing in general.
No, I mean, obviously he cheated on me.
He was a hungry tiger.
That's exactly how I feel.
He was a hungry tiger. And guess
what? He cheated on you. How did he cheat on you?
No, 100% obviously.
At the end of the day, I'm not going to defend anyone who cheated
on me. We've made amends and I do forgive
him and I hope he's better now.
We're on chill terms. It's not like we
talk that much. I FaceTimed him one time
in Miami. You absolutely screamed at me
for that yeah you were
sick furious i was at dinner brad and i are on good terms last time we were in miami i faced him
and hunter was absolutely sick at me for even do it you were furious we were at this dinner
furious yeah he just well i just wanted to be on good terms because i think that that's something
that uh you can take for granted sometimes being on good terms with your ex speaking of the one i
want to be on good terms with, call me back.
I definitely agree.
Yeah, I think, guys, I didn't like the way he treated you afterwards and during.
And because of that, I'm out.
I agree.
For those reasons, I'm out.
Word to Shark Tank.
For those reasons, I'm out.
No, I was fully sitting next to single Jack Galinsky face.
I mean, Brad Sousa, like, get it together.
Can we get Jack Galinsky, Sammy, other Sousa like get it together daddy can we get Jack Galinsky
Sammy
other Jack
can we get them on the podcast
and have just like a
big podcast orgy
not like actual
but like the idea
no I've had moments
where I absolutely
do it having an orgy
with all of them
you can guess which ones
I've fucked of them
I actually haven't fucked
any of those people
but a few of them
might have eaten my ass
on a roof
and she won't let us forget it.
No, because it was so amazing.
He ate my ass on a roof and it was so iconic.
There was a whole house party, two hundreds of people downstairs.
And we snuck up on this roof and he ate my ass.
We didn't do anything else.
We made out and he ate my ass.
I cannot make this up.
That's all that happened.
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Brooke is obsessed with reading the podcast comments. I'm talking like,
I'm talking like every eight seconds. It makes me feel so happy. If you're commenting on this
podcast right now, just know Brooke is absolutely reading it, reacting to it, and taking it.
Literally a podcast comment is never up
for more than 30 seconds before I see it.
Like I literally, I'm checking them that often.
She's like report, like report.
No, I like all the-
100%.
I told Brooke the other day that it's important
in a possession of attention or fame
to remember that you are indifferent of all opinions of you,
whether they're good or bad.
So, you know, at every moment people are calling you jesus and telling you to kill yourself but you are neither oh my
god but you are neither you're neither of those things i love you jesus for the love and brooke
looked at me and she said well i'll remember that when they're bad about me well yeah because i don't
need to be indifferent of people's opinions of me if they're nice. Yeah, but just never get too high, never get
too low, folks. I know.
But Brooke is too high right now, so continue to
gasser. But also, I'm very
humble. I just really appreciate all of this
support. But I also agree that
after the last podcast...
No, I just honestly... Okay, this
is what it is. I left that podcast. Everyone
knows. everyone here was
there yes and i left it being like i felt so weird after that that me like the energy was off i i
felt just so uncomfortable after it and i was like this is our podcast producer offset going
well because i said that to everybody and i never we we get sent the episodes obviously before they
come out i never listened to it because i was like this is like it i just made me feel so awkward i
didn't even want to hear it and so then i like i was validated by this is like, it just made me feel so awkward. I didn't even want to hear it. And so then I like, I was validated by the comments,
like all the people being like, wait, that was fucking weird.
And so I was like, I actually was just going to say,
you deserve the gas after that episode.
Like, I appreciate that everyone,
because I mean, like, obviously there were people
in the comments being like, oh my God,
Tana was defending Harry so hard.
I think I was just trying to keep the vibe less awkward
and like give him shit and like whatever.
But like, I would die for Brooke.
Obviously, you know that she's my best friend. Like would defend brooke absolutely to the core so it's like
seeing people like resonate with the fact that that like was not on her is important it's also
important to note that i we we have creative control over the podcast at any point if i were
to be like okay i don't want that in that makes me actually so uncomfortable i would have had it cut
right so it's like it's not like they're just like bullying me on the podcast and i have no control
over it like we all banter and like we all not like they're just like bullying me on the podcast and I have no control over it.
Like we all banter and like,
we all say things.
I talk about how Tana doesn't shower and she smells,
she actually doesn't smell,
but smell.
Yeah.
I actually smell like shit right now though.
They really do.
But I keep rinsing them.
I get the yesterday before I went to see a boy.
She goes like this and be like,
drops of water on them.
It's really the way that I thought that was like a good remark back. was like check this one out i keep rinsing them but the point is as long as i'm gonna feel
like comfortable dishing it i'm gonna be able to accept it but it's like right like i get where
people were like no and that's very much our friend group as well i think that we all have
very dark sense of humor and almost enjoy the banter it's not not like, oh my God, I am sweating so much. I know Hunter's absolute
like cock sweat
is just in the bed.
What?
Brooke's like,
yeah.
Nice.
That was my singer.
That was my podcast singer.
I felt good about that one.
I'm not going to
fucking lie to you guys.
I thought I was going
to go into this podcast today.
I was getting ready today
on the absolute like brink,
like literally like borderline i'm on
the edge that's our song of the bit well last week our song was like these streets will make
you feel brand new because i wanted to be single but then it happened and now i'm like i'm on the
edge um but i was i fully thought i was gonna go into this sad but it actually cheered me up very
much i think that us talking our shit i think really good. What else is going on this week? Anything?
He's like, you're happy anyways.
Yeah.
I'm a way.
I'm trying to think about pop culture this week,
but I feel like not a lot really happened.
But also we've just been blacked out in Dallas to the point that
I'm really like looking at the Twitter trends.
I just looked at my podcast notes and I cannot
make this up. The only thing on it is
Hunter hit Megan Fox.
Okay. I did not hit
Megan Fox. It was an accident.
One time we were at a party
and I was walking past
or she was walking past me and I was like moving
my arm or something like that and I hit her in the stomach
and she's like oof.
Literally Megan Fox oofed him.
And then MGK apologized.
To him.
He's like oh bro sorry about that.
I think he was thinking about the situation. I think he was trying to see the situation.
I think he kind of was like, my bad.
We're walking.
We're kind of getting right around.
Yeah.
So I didn't actually hit her.
It was.
I honestly don't know why I brought it up.
Just in the moment, it was very funny watching Megan Fox be like, oof.
But you're actually about to literally be on tour with her.
Yeah.
Are you excited?
Yes, I am very excited for tour.
How excited?
Extremely excited.
How excited?
I'm getting the fuck out of here. What would you do if hunter came back with the girlfriend?
Like what would I be met in like Mississippi?
If she was dope I'd be happy. I think you'd be sick. I'm not you know, it's a bit right
It's a bit it's it's for sure a bit y'all
Everyone on tour is in a relationship pretty much
Except for me
So I don't really see it as like a crazy
Nessa and Jaden give me hope
Nessa and Jaden definitely give me hope
I know a lot of people have such controversial opinions
About Nessa and Jaden
But I think that people often forget the fact
That they're so young
Think about at their age how many times
And I know people are going to be like oh my god homie
Hoppy that's not right or whatever the fuck I don't know about y'all but at their age how many times like i don't know if we're gonna be like oh my god homie hopping that's not right or like whatever the fuck but like i i don't know about y'all but at
their age i definitely did some shit like that like you're 19 years old 18 i do some shit like
that to this day no no no no i i resonate with that i think that like often people forget that
like when you're in the public eye you're still a human who lives life
and maybe two people vibe better than
two other people. Especially since
in the social media space, I feel like it's similar
to being in a high school
because all these kids have
this new clout
and it's the same vibe. They're all
high school age
and realistically, Jaden's
not going to date some like random girl with like
who has no you never know but i mean he could but like he's a good guy it's like you know it's fun
to date or like cool to date somebody who kind of knows what you're going through and like has a
similar lifestyle to you that's why they're so perfect it's not so out there for them to like
date what do you mean like their energies match like really really well they i also think together
they interact so, so well.
They're the same person in a way.
Their music that they can create together.
They also did something that's really cool.
Rather than like go hard in like the TikTok space and influencer space.
Did something they're passionate about.
Did something they're passionate about and went the music route.
And doing.
And they're super successful and it's awesome.
Sorry to cut you off, bro.
Doing what you love with someone that you love too is the best, absolute best feeling in the world in my opinion.
So I like 100% am so happy for that.
I also, I mean, maybe I'm too far for saying this, but I've, from all parties, have heard a lot of off-camera tea that makes me resonate with why they did that.
Especially Nessa.
I think that one thing that I really respect about Nessa is she, because if I were in Nessa's shoes,
I think that she withholds a lot of,
maybe this is just my opinion,
but she withholds a lot of things she could say to vindicate herself.
She could come on and say,
and fuck y'all because of this,
and fuck everybody because of this.
And everyone would forgive her.
The entire public would be like, oh, okay.
She chooses not to.
And she chooses entirely the higher world.
Like, you know what, I'm happy.
I'm going to make music.
I'm going to say what I feel through my art.
And if people want to fucking hate me, they can.
And I think that is dope as fuck because I would be out here swinging on everyone if
people were, you know what I mean?
Like doing that.
And like, I think she's a young girl who's actually been through a lot.
And it's last week on TikTok, there was that video of her in an interview that everyone
was like making so viral of her being like, I, you know, I'm just a broken a broken person but i mean like for real like she's been through a fucking lot and she's
such a strong individual and the fact that they're just like happy is dope and it's funny because
even when i'm like posting them like they're so cute people are like why would you do that and
i'm like okay but like mads is happy too like it's like entirely this situation could be better
maybe i'm wrong for saying that you know but i but I mean, and even for, I'm not saying that
even in shade to Josh
because it's like,
I hope he,
he finds exactly
what makes him happy as well.
You know,
like it's just,
I don't know.
I think it's,
it's not as bad as people
make it out to be.
It's more so that they're just
in the entire public eye.
People forget that people are human
for sure.
People do forget that.
That's for sure.
We just got so deep
and I want someone to vindicate me like this in my current relationship, honestly, my current breakup. That's for real. We just got so deep and I want someone
to vindicate me like this
in my current relationship,
honestly,
my current breakup.
It's not going to happen.
No, yeah,
I don't feel like
it's the same thing.
Yeah, it's very different.
You know what?
Honestly, fair fucking point.
Fair point.
I think though that
I just want to vindicate myself.
I'll stop.
Yeah, vindicate yourself.
No, things are looking up,
I think,
for everyone involved.
I think that as much
as this is trash and I
probably you guys
definitely come for me
for having Twitter
fingers for airing my
shit out on social.
That's what you have
to stop that.
That's like my least
favorite quality about
you is that you run to
the Internet, maybe
because I've been a
victim of it at one
point in my life to
you.
Fuck.
We both.
You fucking victim.
You guys should like
I get how you feel in the
moment you just feel very passionate about something you're like and that's your that's
your thing you you post on the internet but i get what you're saying but if i withheld some of it
it would do me definitely more justice but i just think it's it's important like kind of the same
way it's like if you run to your friend and tell them like all the bad things your boyfriend like
did to you or whatever they're never gonna like him again like you'll you'll forgive him and like
no one else will that's what you're doing, kind of setting Chris up to just be like.
Well, I hope people forgive him.
It's not that I'm just angry.
I think that, to be fair.
You tweeted cheaters never win and he didn't cheat on her.
Correct.
He did not.
That's it.
I'm going to withhold anything I'm going to say right now
because I'm not trying to slander anyone.
I'm on your team.
You're my best friend.
I'm on your team.
I'm just saying, I just want,
I wanted people to know
that that tweet,
he did not cheat on her.
Well,
that we know of.
Stay tuned for the next episode
of Cancelled.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
I'm on your team.
I love you.
No, honestly,
I'm loving this.
I'm loving this entire energy
and I think it's good
to have people
that challenge you
versus yes men around you
and who keep it
very honest with you.
So I'm not against that.
My only defense is I've always been this way in high school. I was like this. Like I, you versus yes men around you and who keep it very honest with you so i'm not against that i my only
defense is i've always been this way in high school i was like this like i i have always been a social
media person and i guess i look at my fans as my friends i'm just like i want to update them as my
every fucking feeling and mood but there there's definitely a point where i could possess more
maturity and not do it i'm i'm definitely looking forward to the future when i do that but it's not
it'll be cool when it happens. Yeah, listen,
self-awareness is the most important part.
As long as you know
what you're doing
is a little...
When I really...
It's fucked to say,
but when I really love
and respect someone,
I refrain from that more.
Oh, don't say that.
Damn, that's wild.
Yeah, that hurt me.
Yeah, it hurt me too.
Okay, you know,
honestly, I'm hurt,
so maybe I'm just stabbing back.
Who knows?
It's definitely not a situation where, like, he's so wrong. I'm just stabbing back who knows it's definitely
not a situation where like he's so wrong I think we're both like it's just toxic like it's good to
I almost feel like it would be interesting to see you in a relationship that like you don't
publicize at all to see like to like all of a sudden you're single and people didn't even know
you weren't like would you ever do that relationship I mean for a long time I didn't
publicize what Chris and I were doing but I guess that's because we weren't
official and I wanted to like be a thought
so it doesn't really count I get what you're saying I would definitely love
to do that I think right now I'm in a place though where
that's not as practical and I almost like
being with people who are in my space and understand what I
do. What I would love to see
from you is like kind of like an Ariana Grande
vibe where she dated someone who's like
on her level financially like no
Dalton.
He,
he is like,
he's really very successful, but in a very like non public career.
I mean,
he's a real estate agent and like,
I would love to see you with somebody who's like low key,
but like on your level,
you know what I mean?
When I spend time with people like that often,
I,
it's more of an alone feeling because I feel like they still just don't
understand a lot of the things that are a part of your life.
But if I were to ever be able to find someone who maybe was in this space,
but with a more low key job and it worked or something like that,
that would be amazing.
I don't know.
I feel like it can be learned though.
Like,
I don't think any of us came into it understanding.
I met you and I was like,
what the fuck is this?
I think it's somewhat can be learned,
but I've dated people.
I'm not even in the space on the level that you are, but even just being in it and working around it.
And I dated a girl from San Diego who was just a normal working normal guy.
She's now pregnant with a kid.
She had the kid.
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I was dating another girl and she had sex with...
Oh my God.
Damn, I would do anything to trade places with her.
She sucked his dick while we were dating.
And I went through her phone and saw it.
You know, honestly, honestly.
What if she was lying?
I just want to vindicate.
Such a sexy little virgin.
He said, come over right now.
She went over to his house.
Sucked his dick, came home.
I was like, I read her messages on her phone.
And she was like, I didn't. He didn't come. Sucked his dick. Came home. I was like, I read her messages on her phone and she was like,
he didn't come. I just sucked his dick
and I stopped halfway through.
If you let me do this, I could assure you would come.
You stopped halfway through. Finish the job.
You can't hear nothing.
Like, finish the job.
No, at that point you might, no,
I would, yeah, no, 100% finish the job.
And ****, I need someone to finish the job.
We were not going to use his name at all.
There's no way we can keep his name in this.
That's so illegal.
Well, just, okay, we'll bleep it every time.
But just know, if you're watching this and you know who you are,
I would love to just give you that neck.
I've been trying.
That was happening at the same time.
The girl that was my ex before, the girl that just did that.
See, but so what if I made up some bullshit like this
it's not bullshit I was out of town
and she's like hey can I use your bong and I was like
sure like whatever and then she sends me
a photo of her naked on my bed with my
bong like hope you don't mind if I use this
but I know you were like yeah babe
you fucking smoked that weed
yeah of course not go ahead maybe put some clothes on
but like go ahead
and then she came
the weird part was she stayed friends with my roommate after we broke
up.
So she would come over to hang out with my roommate.
I remember that.
She didn't know before.
I remember one time.
And then she was like, can I come by and smoke your bong?
And I was in my room and then she.
And this was during the phase that everyone we were ever with hated each other.
Like we were just talking about with Brad.
Tana's going to bring new Tana on this trip.
I want to applaud you for that.
Tana, I don't even know the girl who's in Dallas right now.
She has woken up at a totally normal hour
every single day that we've been here.
Completely just ready to go, down for everything,
hasn't been sleeping the whole time.
We've been on time to everything.
We made our flight the first try.
I'm not going to lie, and this is sad to say,
but I mean, I've definitely been in a relationship and it's one of those things where
it's definitely the type of relationship where we haven't spent a second without each other
almost in a toxic way like the trust just was it wasn't there insecurity was a big factor like it
was like you can't really travel without me like blah blah blah and obviously we were already on
rocky terms and i wanted to come here for business and crypto and totally off the side to finesse this billionaire but then it didn't work out
because he's a virgin we already we already said that um but i think that i i thrive the best
almost when i'm independent and around people who bring me up so i've been a lot less depressed of
this trip which is beautiful that's what nisha always brings me like the best headspace whenever
i'm like depressed or going through something like negative we'll do some sort of like breath work or go and get out and go do something
that's like really good for your mind.
And like now I can see it's rubbing off on you a little bit whenever you get
some time with him,
which I try keeping very limited for.
Hunter's just sick.
We don't want to corrupt him at a certain point.
It's like,
we don't want him brought down.
Look at him off camera being so sweet.
He's like,
no,
she can never do that.
That's like,
no,
Hunter's just mad.
I love Nisha so much. I really meant it. meant about it we're gonna be okay no but it is true
you're like a product of like the people that you surround yourself with and i know that and that's
who the fuck are we yeah yeah and that's why i don't work out no spread the word but i do agree
when i'm with someone entirely that's driven or you know what i mean like like i just i i'm so
a product of the person i'm with or people i'm around like i that's that is you know what i mean like like i just i i'm so a product of the person i'm with
or people i'm around like i that's that is why i like athletes so i like really do like the drive
i really do like the like structure because it helps me it makes you feel bad too like i see
some getting up in the morning and they're going to go work out like nisha will get up like 8 a.m
and he'll look at me it's like that's the problem i don't want to be in a relationship where i just
feel like shit about myself all the time no but i love that shit because nothing nothing works better on me more than pressure yeah like
i almost like that like if someone makes you feel a little uncomfortable with how well they're doing
like that insecurity on my end like it works well for me i'm just that type of person like if
someone's working 10 times harder than me and they're with me i'm like obviously my head i'm
like i'm not working hard enough whatever but i almost like that that feeling gives me more drive.
Right.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
No, but I think we should just do a family dinner tonight.
Honestly, every night dinner that we've been to since we've been here, we have let an outside
source coordinate for us.
And every time, first of all, both times we went to the same place.
So that's already way too loud.
Couldn't hear anything.
And it's the worst restaurant.
It's like it's not a restaurant.
It's the club with a table.
Dallas restaurants do have very loud music.
Oh, yeah. We're going to have to
negotiate that.
Thanks, Daddy.
No, I don't think that's how it works.
He'll fully be invoicing me.
I love invoicing Tana.
I just invoice Tana for so much money.
Well, the restaurant vibe here is
completely different than Los Angeles.
It's kind of like a club vibe.
I mean, I love Dallas for so many reasons,
but I would definitely say that the nightlife scene is,
it's not that it's bad, it's just so polar to Los Angeles
to the point that I'm not sure if I really like it.
We were actually just discussing, though,
not that everything is great about LA,
it's just something we're more used to,
but we were just discussing how our favorite restaurant in LA that we love so much and I've always been like oh my god they always seat me in like such a good place and they're so great
Brooke just informed me very reliable source from how this is happening we're not going to tell you
how though that and this is a very popular restaurant in LA that every celebrity goes to
constantly and you go in and the vibe is just immaculate. But they,
they fully behind the scenes seat people based on attraction level.
That is true. And it's not always the bathroom to Hunter Alexander Moreno.
So Hunter Alexander Moreno,
when I literally eat a dick comments,
what are we?
It's like,
it's really interesting.
And I'm not sure how many places I'm sure it's a lot of places in la that do it it's like you see it to like kind of create the vibe so like my job
i've worked at a couple restaurants in la and i've been like the maitre d which is like you
kind of decide where everyone goes and your job is to like build a vibe in the in the room and
like they won't like say it really with their words but that basically means like make sure
that it's all like kind of young attractive people when you first walk it like the most visible areas of the
restaurant are going to be like the young like really good looking like you try to you try to do
like middle-aged people so that it's more like just how you want the repress or like restaurant
to be like represented if somebody if somebody comes in in like full vegas like dresses and
they're dressed like really inappropriately,
we try not to seat them where they're very visible
because it's like.
And if you're ugly.
Yeah, well, no, honestly, like you don't.
The whole idea is that when someone walks in the restaurant,
you want them to see like.
What's as pleasing as the eye.
And that's, it's really actually superficial
and it like made me feel like shit all the time
when I was like working in restaurants like that.
It's sad for sure.
That would make me feel like shit working there too. Like I would not that i don't i don't think that's great i guess i i am curious to think do you guys think that that
is a marketing standpoint or that that is superficial and fucked up i think it's both i
think it's superficial fucked up but it for sure would work marketing wise like if you're walking
in a place you will remember what you saw when you walk in if you see a bunch of beautiful people
when you walk in you'll be like oh man and blah blah yeah even though it's really it's
interesting though because that doesn't happen everywhere else it's such an la it is an la thing
but it's because the celebrity the celebrity aspect like contributes to it a lot because like
if you have justin bieber like you you're seating him at a table that's like most visible
and then you want to make sure that there's other like important people around him so that when he goes, he thinks like, oh,
this is like the lit restaurant and he comes back.
And like, there's so much like psychology behind it.
Like you're trying to make sure that like everybody's like getting the best
experience possible, but it ends up being just really superficial.
You don't like kids.
You'll never see kids like right in the front.
When you walk into a restaurant,
you're making sure that they're like in the least visible place.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever seen a child in oh my god i'm just kidding i love old people
no why did i think geriatrics meant like disabled people so i thought i was
no i'm just kidding but no that's like kind of what it is you like like older people like the
older crowds like people who like are clearly tourists would be like kind of seated elsewhere.
Whereas like the really trendy,
nice LA,
like people with money kind of thing.
I mean,
I'm not going to lie.
I worked a hunter.
I mean,
obviously every time I've ever sat in the very front of the restaurant,
I think like,
damn,
I must look good tonight.
It's awesome.
But I go into every LA restaurant now knowing exactly what the heck is going
on.
But at the same time,
walking you towards the outside,
you're like,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait,
wait.
I've gone to that very same restaurant like that. was working at where and like i've and i've
seated like been seated in really bad places and i'll just look and i'm like i was just gonna say
that like every time no every time i get seated in the back of that restaurant i'm like i should
have worn eyelash you know what i mean like yeah my outfit my stuff but that's sad like la culture
definitely affects your mindset and it's important to be aware of the things like that that happen.
A lot of people don't know that.
Like 99.9% of people don't know that.
No, but it kind of is paying homage to almost the internet space as well.
Because it's like, for example, people are always posting in that restaurant and everyone looks so hot.
And you could think about how famous people are posting there.
And then their fans are watching it and they're insecure and they're thinking everyone in LA is so hot and successful.
But that's not what it is at all it's a completely it's completely
fabricated like it's like it's it's created like they make sure that that's how it is
and like obviously depends on the day too if it's like a random Wednesday like you have to kind of
work with what you got you're gonna have like different groups like in the front of the
restaurant that like normally wouldn't be able to sit there maybe on like a Friday night but like
I've had times when like literally like the most the hugest influencer in the world will come in and she's in an outfit
that like you can't you can't wear in the front of the restaurant so i'd have to seat her somewhere
else it's like it was a really crazy job doing that you can't rely on blind faith to get the
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This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Well, my favorite thing about this podcast I actually do like is,
I mean, my favorite thing to talk about is exposing the secrets of the L.A. world
and the influencer world because, I mean, if I can ever say one thing,
and obviously, like, I fucking Facetune the shit out of my shit, so I'm, I'm, I'm.
I'm shocked.
No, I'm definitely.
And exclusive here on the Cancel Podcast.
Did you hear that, Daily Mail? No, I'm definitely the pot calling on the Canceled Podcast did you hear that Daily Mail?
no I'm definitely the pot calling the kettle black
for this but I still always try to say even though
I am curating a photo to be better sometimes
whether it's due to insecurity or whatever
it all is a highlight
reel everything you see on the internet so being able
to pull the curtain back from that is something
that is important and definitely
you know it's kind of
like I'm trying to balance it out.
I might face tune the fuck out of my photo, but stay tuned
to my podcast where you can see unface tuned me.
Very true. I was always very interested by that because
you will refuse to let me
post any photos of you ever unface tuned.
I have thousands and thousands of photos
sitting somewhere, but she will repost any
fan like paparazzi photos that were
just raw, ready to go. I'm like,
if you can do that why don't we
just let them ride out well if you think about it i can't always control the the fan face tune
or the paparazzi facing but hunter you're right here so you gotta she can control her you know
you gotta get you gotta get in as many hollywood four edits hunter and i were dying yesterday
because she was meeting a group of fans in the pool and I'm not even kidding, this girl was breaking her back. She looked like the letter C.
I was like, there's no way her spine's good.
They were talking,
she's like, yeah.
To be fair though,
maybe she is an athlete.
I was like, damn.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, I've definitely
had some scandals
where I'm not,
I'm not,
I'm not disagreeing
with the public
and the exposing celeb accounts
where they'll post my psycho face soon
and what I really look like in real life.
Most of the time they're entirely right.
I do look like the before.
But there's also times where you're just standing
really wonky or you don't look so hot
or it's a bad angle or it's something.
And people take that shit and jerk their cock to it
and run with it.
They're like, that is what she looks like in real life.
She could never look good.
So I think it's almost like now it's like something,
it's like a paranoia in me.
I'm like,
I'm not,
I'm not going to do this to myself.
So if I'm meeting nine people with their phones out,
I mean, we met 10 girls in the pool yesterday.
Every single one of them had their phone.
It was hilarious.
So I'm standing there,
I'm standing there just like,
that was pretty wild.
Yeah.
Like holding it,
like have it breathe in two minutes.
I haven't taken a fucking breath in two minutes.
Cause I'm, I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to do that to myself.
If you catch me slipping, dope.
But if I can control it, I might, you know?
I don't know.
I'm sorry, guys.
So what happened the day the team brights on, God?
I don't know.
Oh, yes.
What did happen that day?
To be fair, you let yourself go for one second.
She's like, are you more so talking about the fact that my ass was concaving in the video
or that I was embarrassing?
A little bit of both.
It's a perfect combination.
The turn and snap
was very out of character.
You actually think so?
I've never seen you do that
in my entire life.
I didn't snap.
It was more like a hip hop.
Well, actually,
I mean, I will,
I'm going to try to defend myself
for that.
I don't know if it's going
to make it any better.
There was,
I was speaking to one paparazzi and there was another paparazzi off camera saying pose for a shot.
She pivoted.
So I was trying to pose for the shot and talk.
It's not like I was like, hey.
It's more so that I was like Team Bryce on God posing for the shot.
Interesting.
I didn't know that.
That is what happened.
But at the same time, when I think about the Team Bryce situation, I think that will happen to me again.
That would happen 10 times out of 10.
That's how I speak.
I say on God constantly.
After that scandal, I had to fully like,
I used to say on God for years.
Too much.
It was time to put that one to bed.
So thank you for that.
Thank you guys, yeah.
Yeah, no, and it's because it became such a meme.
I had to take it out of my vocabulary.
I've always said things like that.
What's next out of her vocabulary?
That I'm going to get like- Deme like demeanor the word demeanor she's been fucking
milking that to the grave everything now she doesn't it won't even it it'll literally be like
a new driver should be like your demeanor
um i right now it is my absolute favorite word just telling people i don't like their demeanor
um it actually came from me and chris because chris was just being like i didn't like his fucking demeanor and then
it just became my he's like what's demeanor oh my god i'm just kidding chris i actually love you
no okay and brooks and have a second movie theater moment with chris i'm so sorry that's not funny to
joke about i'm not even kidding one night not even not long ago i texted in the group chat and
i forget what the context was it was like oh I was posting
a vlog and in my vlog from Hawaii yeah Chris had like a little freestyle and it was awful I'm gonna
just say it but I was like it was a great freestyle he was Brooke Schofield oh no no no that was great
so then I was like telling Kyla I was like have you seen that video of Chris on world star like
rapping when he was little and so I pull it up to show it to her and i send in the group chat i'm like how funny is this and tana replies and oh sorry tana responds and goes it's just kind of
funny that you're like googling chris miles at midnight like isn't that like a little i'm toxic
he was 10 years old i'm like what are you he's literally 10 word to jayden hoss so i'm like it's
toxic i'm literally toxic i'm no are you kidding if anyone's ever even looked in tana's direction
anymore i'm afraid of them because no i mean okay well i don't think you have to be first of all i It's toxic. I'm literally toxic. No, are you kidding? If anyone's ever even looked in Tana's direction anymore,
I'm afraid of them because.
No, I mean, okay.
Well, I don't think you have to be.
First of all, I would gladly share a man with you now.
Now I just ask permission.
Yeah, I know.
And gladly I would share a man with you now.
I think it'd be fun if we like fucked the same person
and we should have a threesome.
She would not even be down.
I wouldn't do that.
Well, I wouldn't fuck you.
I just want to see how you bust it open.
Well, I'd be afraid of.
Last time you actually asked me to,
if I would ever be down for an orgy with you.
Who said that? Tana asked me. Oh, I thought you were talking about me. I was like. down for an orgy with you. Who said that?
Oh, I thought you were talking about me.
I was like, you know I'm down.
Well, no, but I did say it's not that we would fuck.
I would never, ever fuck you during an orgy.
But I think that a group activity, it's kind of like, you know, all of us going swimming.
Yeah, or like when you go to camp and you do like team building activities.
Exactly.
I think orgies with your friends are team building.
I've had some orgies or foursomes with a lot of my best friends.
And I'm not going to lie.
Some of them definitely made us stronger.
Okay.
And what about the other ones?
Very interesting.
Some did not.
It's kind of like a gamble.
I prefer not to risk our friendship.
No, but the only way I think our friendship would ever be risked, obviously, is if we literally fucked.
Word to Rusty.
He shouldn't have done that.
My boy. He's coming from the airport tomorrow is if we literally fucked. Word to Rusty, shouldn't have done that. My boy, he's getting away from the airport tomorrow.
Love you to death. I blame Rusty.
Iconic best friend decided that I
was in love with him.
But I always love him. Best human ever.
I lost my train of thought
because I was thinking about Rusty.
I don't want to know how any of my besties busted open.
Really? You wouldn't want to see me ride a dick
like a BMX?
I can picture it. That you. I can picture it.
That's what I would be afraid of.
I'm not going to have an orgy or a threesome
or anyone who's going to perform at a greater...
I don't want anyone who's going to be swinging from the ceilings
if I'm just being normal.
There was some community a bit about this,
going into an orgy and everyone shows up early
and you're just like,
who's going to hop in first?
Then someone finishes too early and you're like i mean no i would definitely tap out i would
definitely judge you if you finished too early i mean i don't like orchestrated orgies we talked
about that on the last podcast that there was one yeah she prefers to just like fall into an
orgy as they do yeah a normal day at the mall
100% I mean you're right. I I don't think that
Someone's knocking might get kicked out
Well guys I think that it's time for us to not only go to dinner I think we should actually and end it off with like someone kicking us out of the room
Leave this in hunter Moreno's a fucking liar.
We're not going to leave it in. I win.
Hunter, we're not going to fake...
We're not going to fake the podcast
because we're all about to have an orgy.
Wait, what? Orgy?
Don't you know? No.
Can you hold this? I was going to sneak shop out of here.
Come on.
Who's out there?
Who goes there?
Who is at the door right now?
I think we're getting kicked out of the W.
All that free promo and they can't extend your room one day.
I know.
I mean, because they probably literally want nothing to do with me promoting them.
I think that if I'm ever going to get a hotel brand deal, it's going to be from like Motel 6.
Oh my God, Nisha, wait, can you take a real pic like that
so I can post it?
Yeah, no, Brooke,
you should totally do that right now.
Anyways, guys,
it's been a great podcast.
It's a really cute picture.
I've enjoyed Dallas.
You guys are all great.
I'm going to miss you so much
when I leave.
And I love you guys tremendously.
Well, we're all going to go
have an orgy now.
We're not going to do that.
And I will see you guys
maybe hunter-less. Maybe, I don't know. We might be in New York for the next podcast. There And I will see you guys, maybe Hunter-less.
Maybe.
I don't know.
We might be in New York for the next podcast.
There we go.
Catch you guys somewhere.
But we hope you enjoyed.
We hope you all enjoyed this episode of Cancelled, live from Dallas, Texas.
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is a good thing. If you're ever like a
narcissistic little influencer and you just think
everyone's wrong whenever they're coming for you
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