Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 80: BROOKE’S COACHELLA HOOKUP WENT VERY WRONG - Ep. 80

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

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Find your pro at your local Tread Experts. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast. Coachella edition. Coachella edition. Coachella house. I can't believe we're shooting from Coachella. I know and I can't believe I'm not there right now. I have never ever in my life gotten ready as fast as I just did for this podcast.

I know that was really, I appreciate you doing that. Like record timing. I've got places to be. I heard Brooke like up and ready saying she was leaving and I was like in the bathroom like on crack I'm taking this Coachella thing so far I'm literally I could be there all day long all night long I go home at 6 a.m you got home at 6 a.m fully so do we immediately go into last night first of all guys before we started this podcast I just have to say Brooke hit like a I obviously don't like it barely had my voice I'm like god just this keeps getting worse so talk to me about your night last night. Should we start at the beginning of coachella?

Well, actually did anything really exciting happen to you on the first day? I have a bunch of like random notes and like random things the first day was my favorite so far Okay, wait, who did you did you see anyone yesterday? No, we'll get into that and i'm kind of livid about it Okay. Well first day was l Lana. It was a spiritual experience. It was amazing. She brought up Billy. It was like, I almost threw up.

The first day of Coachella was like my absolute dream. First of all, I'm here sober and I like never thought I would be able to have fun doing that. I was so nervous. You're slaying it. And I actually, I had the time of my life at Coachella on Friday. I made it my goal to not be a stupid fucking influencer. Dumb fuck. Stupid fuck. I don't think this is like Coachella on Friday. I made it my goal to not be a stupid fucking influencer. Dumb fuck,

stupid fuck. I don't think this is like Coachella influencer edition anymore. I feel like I've really not experienced it a lot since I've been here. What do you mean? Usually I feel like it's like an influence, like an influencer, like Olympics. Yeah.

And I don't like, I'm barely seeing any influencers. I think it still is by like the VIP bar and shit. Oh, I've been avoiding the VIP bar. Yeah, but I, exactly.

I made it my goal to not like stand by the vip bar network all night like because last year that's all i fucking did and it was like why am i standing here with like vlog squad alumni for hours when these tickets are for grant at all and i think about it too because like sometimes i won't even leave like the first day i did not go into the festival i just went back and forth from coachella stage to the vip bar yeah which is just but it and forth from Coachella stage to the VIP bar. Yeah. Which is just awesome. I mean, everyone I wanted to see was on Coachella stage. So that made sense. But yesterday I ventured out into the festival.

I went to the do lab yesterday. I'm sure we had a similar experience. Essentially yesterday there was a rumor floating around Coachella that Billie Eilish was performing songs from her new album at the do lab. Yeah. And if you have never been to Coachella, the do lab is like where you go to do drugs. Like it's this little hut on the opposite end of Coachella.

I garnered, that's probably the wrong word. And I keep seeing TikToks. I keep seeing TikToks about using the wrong word. I'm about to really just take that home and start using like completely the wrong words. Did you see the, did you see the TikTok I sent you of that guy? That's when your friend when you juxtaposition like yeah literally yesterday i juxtapositioned 10 000 steps um getting to the julep and back like it's it's so far and i feel

like everyone there is not on like peace and love like Coachella hippie festival vibes everyone there is like hard drugs that's where like all the house music happens they're like blowing like things out of guns like it's like a whole thing and honestly that when I first started going to Coachella in college like that's where I would you would always start in the do lab 100 at like 3 p.m and it'd be so hot and you're so sweaty and everyone stinks it was so fun and that's so we heard billy was at the do lab and i i yeah 10 000 stepped my way over there i just got over there and she was djing she was like playing taiga and i was like there's no way seriously i didn't even i didn't even see my eyes did not see billy i went all the way there for billy and then i never saw her she did leak

some new songs from her album but like i saw more of it on tiktok than like the mosh that was happening i'm gonna have to look into it what happened to you so first of all i was already having a day yesterday i got really i was so drunk i have a new best friend and i'm i'm really taking it home madeline yes she's my favorite so we did revolve festival we all got like pretty drunk and then we got to the festival i went to the do lab i somehow you were doing the lab no i went i went all the way to the front honestly lila moss do you know lila moss kate moss's daughter it's like where are you going she she came up to me and she was like come up to the front so she brought us all up to the front i'm only familiar with lottie and it's a very

different situation yeah i was doing i know she said she said you know Lottie I was like we sure do um and so we went up there with her I'm like I don't even know what happened I literally saw stars and all of a sudden my phone was gone it's funny because on the walk it's not funny on the walk over to the do lab I told every person that was walking with me like take your phone out of your pocket and grip it in your hand because in this little like mine got stolen out of my hand out of your hand yeah I there was a year at Coachella where every person I was with had their phone stolen at the do lab and then everyone just sat in a circle and sobbed and I had a phone because you know me my death grip on my phone that's the best feeling when someone else like something bad happens I didn't mean to say no I meant that. Um, like something like that. And you're like, God, thank God it wasn't me.

However, it was you. I can just imagine you were you like swinging, screaming all around. I was, I, I like really did not care. Honest to God. I was like, okay, I see you later. Because at a certain point, it's like, if my phone got stolen out of my hand that is my bad because i was taking photos with people like it was like a group of girls and i was handing their phones back and forth like and i don't like i don't know who got mine some lucky fan got the vip experience some fan is going through our texts right now they're watching a brooks go field tape right now it wasn't a fan because um we when i was went up back to look for it there was literally like 60 phone cases on the ground like whoever it is like it's just taking them out of the case putting them in the backpack that's

exactly what happened somebody i well so this morning i obviously had to go to the at&t store i'm not kidding there was a line down the block. No. It is 70 people in there. Like literally every single person got their phone stolen. It was hilarious. It wasn't hilarious, but like they probably like open early. They do. They said they, they said they stock up because it's like,

like yesterday they sold like 2000 iPhones, but maybe we got up super early so that we would be the first people in line. And we were, and I got a new phone and it doesn't work. What do you mean? It doesn't work. It's you mean it doesn't work? It's just stuck like logging into my iCloud. It's been doing it for six hours.

You know they're selling like the Boof Sheehan phones that have been in the back of that Palm Springs AT&T. Yeah, and they ran out of the ones with storage. So it's like a whole thing. I got like a 200 gigabyte. What can I store on there? Oh my God, that's crazy. But anyway, so I got my phone stolen. And then I was having the best

time ever because i didn't have my phone so i was like yeah it's kind of almost a better experience peed in the middle of coachella dude dude dude dude we're sitting at coachella and we're in the fucking artist section watching lana and brooke turns to me and you let me know you in full like we're sitting on the ground like you you tell me this story in full that when she was in college she would frequently go to the front of a set. And she like, if she was up there and she was in a good positioning in the crowd, she would just piss herself. So just pee yourself.

Everyone did it. You would make a circle around the person and then they would just pee in the grass down her own shorts, like into her shoe. Nobody's, nobody's, nobody's peeing in their own shoe. I was peeing on the grass grass you'd pull your little shorts to the side or something don't judge you you are you i've seen you do the most nasty disgusting things but anyway i peed in the middle of coachella yesterday we all took guard of each other and we peed just randomly everyone's walking by it was just a thing it's i'm just imagining like the

one lucky fan that like got to see you like get your phone stolen the one lucky fan that got to see you pissing in the middle i was i don't know what it was like yesterday i was on such a high i was in such a good mood that i like nothing could stop me i felt like gypsy nothing's gonna bring me down is that what she says i run into you at the vip bar last night oh no no and first of all you're elated you're in the best mood ever we're so happy to see each other no phone no problem i'm marco poloing my friends you're like i got my phone stolen like all excited about it and i'm like brook are you okay like you have like do you have anything like you need anything whatever you're like so so happy and fine you're also hammered and finally you look at me and you go I need $200 send me $200 because I was trying because I couldn't first of all I found out my phone got stolen because I tried to buy a

hoodie and I didn't have apple pay because I was freezing to death so then I was like oh fuck I can't like I can't buy anything I'm broke so now i have no phone and i have no money i just there's been so many things lately with you and me where like i just like you're doing something i would do and you would yell at me for and it's like i it makes me so happy i'm feeling free as a bird like yeah it's it's so it's just amazing like i feel like we're getting closer than ever because well i needed her to send BB money so that I would have like some money on my books even today I walk out in this top and you're like name your price I want to wear it name your price take it off like how much I've been to I don't know she's been hitting the name your price and it's so funny because you used to cuss me out for that but I was like dude that's my favorite fucking thing about like maybe having a little bit of money it's like if I really need something like paying someone to do something

and you'd always yell at me for it and now she was in bed the other night to be but you're like name your price mac and cheese mac and cheese she's cheap too that's me I remember last year you uh you made tie you paid tie a thousand dollars to change shoes oh yeah last year I paid I paid tie a thousand dollars to switch shoes with me at Coachella last year. Because they were like five sizes too small for him. So it would have been like hell, but I needed them off my feet or I was leaving the festival. There had to be a simpler way. I promise you, I tried everything.

I think Jeff was trying to give me his shoes at one point. Do you remember that? You're going to play dress up? Yeah. Okay. Is this Freaky friday wait so anyway got my phone stolen and then i was having a good time but then listen to this okay i had such a funny experience i okay my one goal in coachella or at coachella was to have a

coachella romance okay okay oh i saw your Coachella romance last night. I think this is why you were on Cloud 9 too. It's funny because I like, I didn't feel safe leaving you at first because you had no phone. You needed money on your books. You were hammered. And then like, no, I would have found my way home.

Yeah, like your Coachella romance was budding. I feel like Coachella brings me back to my college days. Like I'm feeling like I'm in college again. Absolutely. I had a bit of a Coachella romance. I'm like Coachella brings me back to my college days. Like I'm feeling like I'm in college again. Absolutely. I had a bit of a Coachella romance. I'm glad no one's in here for this because I'm about to tell a story that I'm embarrassed about. You guys, long, long ago, I told a story on the podcast, literally on the red couch with Hunter Moreno. Okay. About the time that I hooked up with a man that I had been like, had a crush on forever. And I accidentally bled all over him. I'm so sorry, Oscar. In my my movie room okay you didn't even have don't bring the movie room into

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slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Anyway, that was like a really traumatic experience for me because I had such a big crush on him and then I just like... And it is one of those things when you bleed on someone that you don't really care to

be fucking. That's horrible. That's's a horrible sentence I'm so sorry but I really like had such a big crush on him that it was like so traumatic like there's so many other people you would have been happier to bleed on for sure you know what I mean yeah like that one hurt a little um and so I have carried that with me for three years since that's it's been probably like three four years since then literally we were just um with this man and you were like still bringing it up. Like you and me would walk away. Like every time I look at him, I just think about that. And it's like really traumatic. And I'm like, God, please, like, please give me another chance. And so, and we see, I see him all the time. Like he, cause he's really close with like some of our

friends. It's like a cool thing. And last night we rekindled this situation i was so excited no blood no listen to that we're having so much fun with him and his friends we're like running around frolicking he's like oh come back to our house and then we'll all go to neon carnival okay so i'm like for sure he drags us out of this festival forces us to come me and him are just it's a romance we're like making out in the car it's like a whole thing i'm'm all excited. I'm like, Oh my God, I'm getting, I'm getting my second chance. I'm holding my breath.

We go to his house. Okay. Nobody's there. It's like five people like sitting around a couch and it's all like girls who like definitely looked at us and they were like, who are these whores? You know what I mean? Right.

Or were they the previous whores? No, no, no. These were like just like their friends, but we're talking to them and they knew I lost my phone. So of them was like asking me she's like um she's like did you find it like she's being so nice she's like did you find it like and she's like oh my god i'm so sorry and i was like i just like i'm worried because like my vlog was on there and she goes oh no your

vlog was on there and you guys know ari has a complex where ari thinks that somebody's trying to fight him at all times like every single thing to him is a confrontation he always thinks that somebody's coming for his neck like and yesterday he was an angry angry Ari world so angry and this girl she goes oh no your vlog was on there and Ari pipes up he goes yeah her fucking vlog that makes her tens of fucking thousands of dollars he goes don't be fucking embarrassing yeah her vlog was on there like crazy like he thought she was making fun of me but she wasn't't at all. She was being so sweet and nice. And I was, I was literally like, Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I look at Ari. I'm like, what the fuck is like, what are you talking about? Like, what are you doing? And he just won't stop. She's like,

wait, what are you talking about? Listen to what he says. He says, I don't even know if I should say this. He goes, I'm so sorry. I can't hear you. It's just the walls are so confined in here in this tiny fucking little house. I go, she and nothing was wrong. Like she was being so nice. He just came out of nowhere. He thought she was making fun of me. So he like came to attack and I was so mortified. I was like, oh my God, I don't know what to do.

In front of the guy too. Yes. So we sent Ari home because he was not being appropriate. I'm going to end this year with two friends and it's going to be you and Oscar. It was crazy.

But it was like funny. I mean, it's funny now, but it was not funny in the moment because I was like, this is so embarrassing. Anyway. No, I'm not even kidding you. I fear in life,

I've seen him in a fist fight with a brick wall. 100%. And he's always like, that bitch just called you a c**t. He came back here. He knows she didn't. He came back here, right? And I'm like in the movie room.

I'm watching an Adam Sandler movie. Like I'm on a vibe. I'm high as f**k. I'm chilling. He comes into the f**king movie theater and he's like. Are you talking about me? Yes. And he's like, this bitch just f**king piped up on me and brooke wouldn't fucking defend me and

brooke didn't have my fucking back you know how she is yada yada yada going whatever like yells completely doesn't even allow me to live it and then i'm trying to respond to him like i think this is a conversation you know where he says something and then i say something and then he says something and then i say something it's never that and i'm like oh my god like is you know what i mean like what happened like are you guys okay I can't fucking do this storms out of the movie theater I turned to everyone and I'm like Brooke Brooke was right I don't know where she is I don't know wherever she is Brooke was right it was it was a whole thing and I was so awful I had to apologize I told her she had a he had a condition yeah the condition was um being a prick so my night goes on all right we hop in an uber and

we head to the neon carnival i just realized that they're okay keep going so we're in the car i'm hand in hand with my little coachella boyfriend we're making out in the car we're having so much fun we're reflecting on past experiences like it's just a whole thing not blood gay well long story and he's you know he's saying like are you gonna come home with me tonight whatever i'm like duh obviously we get to neon carnival same thing having the time of our life whatever i swear to god tana i blink I blink. I blink. I tell you. I turn around and he's violently making out with someone else. No.

No. No. Oh, my God. I got bamboozled. Like, I literally got my boyfriend stolen at Neon Carnival. And I was just about to go on a tangent about how he's, like, such a good guy. Like, I want you to be with him. He's so but i'm i'm sitting there in his jacket and i'm watching him make out with some random girl i was like wait where did she even come from and so i'm like wait what the fuck i'm looking at

his friends like because he first of all i i got my phone stolen i'm here with him like what am i supposed to do i'm like what the fuck so i'm like tears but his friends like it was just like a whole like honestly it was hilarious because it's like was he just like just fucked up that you have like empathy no I went up to him and I go um do you agree that this is a little bit rude he goes yes I do he goes yes I do I'm about to like shove four leaf clovers in your hole while you're sleeping like I'm not even literally kidding. Like how? I truly do have the worst luck.

Cause I was like so excited. I was like, my Coachella romance is budding. It was amazing. Um, so anyway, he's like finally making out with some girl. I take his jacket off and give it back. I'm like, um, like, okay, see you later. And I leave, but I did find out, well, his, his friend told me like, don't worry. It's cause they have history. And I thought about it and I'm like, if my main out. Well, his friend told me, like, don't worry, it's because they have history.

And I thought about it. And I'm like, if my main boyfriend showed up to the neon carnival, I would have kicked that guy so far to the curb. You know, so it's like whatever. It's kind of funny if you think about it. It's not funny, but it was hilarious. And it's like you've got to get your vengeance on bloody puss. Like I was really hoping I was really hoping i was gonna make a comeback and now now if i respect myself at all i can never even look at him again brooke are you kidding me can't wait for six months from now i'm 100 gonna hook up with him tonight not kidding totally kidding um but can you believe that because he really is like such a nice guy i

was like what is going on i will say though there is something so gross about a post Coachella hookup. I remember last year, like there was a day where like I had a whole festival day, like dust, dirt, all of it. And I got back to the guy that I was hooking up with house at like 3 a.m. And he was like, I want to eat you out. And I was like, and he was eating me out. And the whole time I was like, you're eating. Why would you allow that to happen? He just wouldn't stop asking. And I was like, he was eating me out and the whole time I was like you're eating why would you allow that to happen he just wouldn't stop asking and I was like you know what

do your biggest yourself do your biggest like if that's if that's what you want to do like but it's like I know he was like honestly it's probably for the best it's hilarious it's not hilarious but I'm gonna we're gonna see him today is the funny part and I want to be like hello I'm so excited for the jokes today. It's funny because he's literally like our good friend. So it's like, I just think it's, I'm going to make this my bit for the year. Absolutely. That is true.

It's not like the end of the world. And it's so Coachella coded. Like we've all like, you know what I mean? In my single days, I've hit some swaps. 100%. It's a funny for the bit. And it's like, if I liked him, I would be sad. But like, it was like, I was just trying to get phone stolen yeah so no no coachella boyfriend no phone no dignity couldn't even call

an uber she's on the old carnival like this are you kidding me i was no it was like a whole thing but i came back here I had some bulldog noodles and I woke up bright and early this morning to head to the AT&T store okay I mean so today is the last day of Coachella and we're definitely gonna turn it around no we had so much we met the first of all there were 60 people at the AT&T store everyone got their phones stolen so we met this whole group and we're literally meeting up with them later but they're so fun they were so fun I I bought a new phone it's broken i told you that already actually i didn't buy a new phone i owed a thousand dollars on my old phone so i paid a thousand dollars for my

phone that i don't have anymore and then i also in addition had to buy a new phone you are so chipper for everything going on i swear to god i would be like breaking shit i think i was just having so much fun i love that though though. I love that so much. But I still like, I don't, I, who is anyone calling me? Is my Coachella boyfriend calling me?

Probably not. But it's funny because now like the next person to like spill some water on you is going to get the wrath of all of that. Do you think so? I don't think so. I think I'm just super happy. I'm just kidding. Anyway,

enough about me. You were here with me for this moment and it is, it is a standout moment of Coachella that I just want to bring up because I've never seen anything like it. Okay. Um, we were at the VIP bar for a second and obviously we decided to get the absolute fuck out of there. So as a group, we start walking over to the Coachella main stage. I think at this point this was for Lana, right? And we're all on our walk and Ari's a little bit ahead of us right and I see a larger man knock into Ari and Ari immediately like pipes up of course obviously ready to go on this man right and then I watch Ari like his whole demeanor change from like I'm about to kill this person to like whoa let me back off this guy. Right. Maybe. Yeah. Not kidding. And I'm looking

and I see behind the guy that just knocked into Ari. I see a bald man like catching up to the guy who just knocked into Ari. And I'm like, I look at the bald guy. I'm like, oh, maybe it's Greg Goodfried. It's not the baldest of guys. Like, is it Mr. Clean at Coachella? I don't know. Right. I keep looking. It's Jeff Bezos and Corey Gamble. Corey Gamble knocked into Ari and then Ari paused and chilled because it was Jeff Bezos. It's so crazy.

You should have gotten his number. I never thought in my life I would see Jeff Bezos in person. What is Jeff Bezos doing at Coachella? That's what I'm saying. And he was like on a mission into the festival. I was like, are you going to the do lab? Jeff Bezos definitely is running the crime operation that stole my phone.

I'm not kidding. That's how he got all that money. And it's like, I just didn't know like Jeff Bezos went to Coachella or like anything like That is really crazy actually. And Corey Gamble, honestly, I was gagged. I didn't realize that on my like list of a few people that I like really would fangirl over, like Corey Gamble's up there. Like I was like shocked.

That is really ridiculous. But I love it. He's in a fabulous yellow shirt. I'm obsessed with Kris Jenenner but i don't think i would be excited to see cory actually i just know he hits that like that's so great he fucks chris jenner i don't want you to talk about chris jenner getting fucked he fucks chris jenner he makes love to chris jenner i just can't believe jeff bezos knocked into ari essentially it is so funny thank god he wasn't really on go because i don't think he could afford that lawsuit at all you don't want to talk about for a second sure i just want everyone to know that this is coming from the

mind of a sober okay okay like if i weren't sober i would never have this thought. But like your favorite influencers are on so many drugs. So many. So many drugs. And like not one of them, all of them. Every single person I saw like PG, like they are on TikTok with like the biggest brands in these fucking houses. I saw four hours after they were posting their like PC brand deal with their jaw on the motherfucking floor. Like, you know what I mean? Off hinge jaw. All of them. Everyone. posting their like PC brand deal with their jaw on the motherfucking floor. Like,

you know what I mean? Off hinge, jaw, all of them, everyone, every single person is on so many drugs and I've never realized it because I'm on so many drugs, but I think that I always normally, and I think that I always thought it was almost just like me and like us and

like the friends that I don't ask me. I'm not doing any drugs. I'm just drinking. Everyone's got a pro. Need tires? I've got a pro. Car making a weird sound? I've got a pro.

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but like our friend you know what I mean. I did some mushrooms. Yeah, like our friend, like I didn't know it was fucking everyone. Oh, it's everyone. Until I saw it through a sober eye, which is crazy. And now I want to talk about concert etiquette. That is crazy. That is crazy that you want to talk about concert etiquette.

But I'm loving it. I'm loving our role reverse. I know, Brooke. Freaky Friday. Like your voice is crazy. That is crazy that you want to talk about concert etiquette, but I'm loving it. I'm loving our role reverse. I know. Freaky Friday. Like your voice is gone. Your phone is lost. You're out here like. Coughing.

Yeah. Coughing. Doing your biggest one. Sucking and fucking. And I'm out here bitching about concert etiquette. I never thought. I unsuccessfully sucked and fucked. That you still today.

No, I don't. Okay. Keep going. You still today. The problem with this story is I just want to talk a lot of shit about page and ty i guess no one else just concert etiquette the way they were acting at lana del rey it was so inappropriate it was so inappropriate i i fear i almost lost two friends we're in the middle of lana and everyone's like swaying all calm and like whatever and it was like a really beautiful like spiritual situation it wasn't like and I do not screaming and they're screaming at

the top of their lungs their range of emotion like I noticed all of us kept moving back so that we wouldn't get like elbowed and hit by them I'm not kidding Paige was doing the coffee grinder it was crazy knocking everyone over drinks spilling screaming spinning like I get that they're happy about the artist yeah but at what at what expense to everybody around you there was a point where Paige just knocked over Patrick Taw knocked him I mean Lana was so it was just I knew it was going to be amazing like I was only coming for Lana that's why I'm like yesterday I saw no music I'll get into that lore in a second. But if the rest of the weekend was absolute complete shit,

it was all worth it for Lana. She was ethereal. Oh my God, her coming out on those fucking motorcycles. I almost lost my marbles. She looks ethereal. She looks fucking amazing. It was the most beautiful set I'd ever seen in my life. And we'd heard all day that she was bringing out Billie.

We already knew that. But what transpired was like, I can't even actually believe it. And like her singing Ocean Eyes and then Billy singing video games. Oh my God. It was so beautiful. It's the most beautiful thing in the world. I can't believe video games is about like our friend. Yeah. We're decently close with someone that Lana dated. It's so funny to me. It cracks me. Like, it's like the same way. And honestly, he's the worst. Lana, what were you doing?

It's the same way, I think. I don't want to compare myself to Lana Del Rey, but like at all. But like, you know what I mean? Like when I'm dating someone awful and like I don't see it and everyone else sees it. Like I just was standing there and I was like, I can't believe this song is about this man. It could happen to anybody. Even Lana dates lizards. Which is just so crazy. so crazy she absolutely killed it though and it was the most beautiful she's so perfect I cannot believe her face looks like that she looks like that she sings

like that she's perfect I will die Diablo and Taylor Swift what about Diablo and Taylor okay so first of all yesterday my entire Coachella experience was spent walking to see an artist and then by the time i got there they were walking off stage which is just you gotta get some pep in your step i had so much pep in my step i got we were walking to ice spice and we'd been walking to ice fight like i'd walked all the way to the do lab my 10 000 steps were in to see billy perform i get there she's djing it's a mosh pit there's there's nothing about a performance like whatever so I'm like like whatever like this isn't my vibe the doula scares the fuck out of me like I'm gonna go see ice spice right and on my way to ice spice I got distracted by a burger joint

I get how that could happen and the burger just took like fucking 45 minutes like all of it just meeting people taking photos trying to get this burger whatever by the time I get the burger just took like fucking 45 minutes, like all of it, just meeting people, taking photos, trying to get this burger, whatever. By the time I get the burger, I spice was late on stage. So we're set was only like 30 minutes. So I get over to I spice and everyone's leaving. However, I see a giant crowd of people around none other than Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. No, they were at I spice. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey were at I-Spice. I was at I-Spice. And Travis Kelsey were at I-Spice, which is so iconic.

First of all, like I just imagining Taylor like thought I was feeling you. Like it's so iconic as is. And there's so many people around them, right? Sabrina Carpenter and like her man Barry and like they're all like around her or whatever. But I see in the corner of my eye, none than our dear friend my old roommate diablo talking to taylor swift talking all the videos of her it's her talking to diablo diablo what and okay diablo if you're listening to this i love you literally so dearly i would die for you like you know whatever but we all have that one friend who we can joke about being the maximum clout chaser demon. And I almost like so impressive about it.

Like he's so good at it. I think it's the face tats. And the thing is, is Diablo used to be like so anti clout. And I, I fear I taught him how to clout chase. Like when he was living with me and like my weed, like, like awful do anything for clout days. Like I would like be like, let's do this. Let's go talk to this person. Let's and like I created a monster and like we just have always beating you in your own game yeah he beat me in my own game 100% and we had we would have an

ongoing bit that I don't know if Diablo was necessarily in on like every time he name dropped we would drink or something like it's like one of those like you know what I mean where it is funny he'll be like yeah Diplo just text me or Wes yeah like it's, it's like one of those, like, you know what I mean? Where it is funny. He'll be like, yeah, Diplo just text me or Wes. Yeah. Like, it's just, it's always something. And he finally got to the final boss.

That's as high as you can get. And I'm just, I, what were they talking about for that long? Like, and it's just like, I can't imagine they have much in common. And it's like,

wherever Diablo is right now, he's talking about that. Like, it will never, ever, ever, and I will never hear the end of it. We will never hear the end of it. I don't know if I even want to hear the end of that, though. I've seen a hundred videos of it on my timeline. And it's just so funny because it's like-

It's way to flex on me. Like, I taught- I haven't seen a video in days. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I would never even know that happened. Taylor Swift could be calling me right now, and I wouldn't seen a video in days. I would never even know that happened. Taylor Swift could be calling me right now and I wouldn't know. Speaking of just clout demon chasing, something so sad happened to me.

It's not sad literally at all. Like I'm finding such a champagne problem. I just want to talk about if this is wrong or not. Okay. Okay. I run into a longtime friend of mine, but someone that I'm not immensely close with, okay? Honestly, Oscar, I'm going to have you bleep it. I run into...

Okay? And I'm just not a latcher. Like, I stick with my own friends, and I feel uncomfortable to an extent if I see, like, an acquaintance, and I latch on to them, especially if it feels clout driven. Yeah. Like it just makes you know what I mean? Like it just feels icky. It's like I don't really know this person and I'm not going to like be up their ass and grabbing onto them and

taking a million photos with them because I don't really know them like that. You know what I mean? And I know that this person is very clout driven and clout, whatever. So they end up spending like all of a music set with me. And I'm so excited to be at this music set. And I'm like crying and I love it so much. And everyone's taking like photos and videos and stuff. And McCall was like, oh my God, I want to get a photo of you like here. Like you're so happy. And it's on a film camera.

And I turn around and immediately this person who is probably like eight feet away from me, beelines to get in this photo, this being taken of me. Right. And so I'm like, damn, like I really wanted this photo solo, like me crying, but I'm not just like a bitch. Like it doesn't matter. It's one photo. But then for the duration of the next two hours, this person made it their mission to be in every single photo I took. Impressive, honestly. Every vlog clip, every Snapchat. I don't have any content of myself seeing like my favorite artists without this person in every single photo.

Like our outfit vibes don't match at all. Like it's like, trust me, I honestly feel for you. That is actually like, I would have pissed me off so bad. It happened to me at the People's Choice Awards. Oscar bleeped this in every single photo that I took. I was like, like no matter what, they were the cutest photos and she's just in every single one.

I'm like, I don't know. Close like that. So it's like, what? I'm going to do a whole dump. And it's just me in this. You've said enough.

No, I would be frustrated too. Cause it's just like read the room. And it's like nothing against this person. I'm not kidding. Just kidding. No, I would be frustrated too. Cause it's just like read the room. And it's like nothing against this person. I'm not kidding. It's just like, there's cues like one, two,

and even three was okay. But like 17 was like a little hurtful line. Like there was, there was definitely like a line there for sure. You know what I mean? You know what I do want to talk about though, is I saw a lot of tiktoks this year before Coachella about people talking about how it's no longer cool to go to Coachella and a lot of viral tiktoks I saw one from girl boss town I'm like sitting there and I'm getting my hair done I'm

like getting ready for Coachella and I'm like so excited I'm talking about my outfits I'm like with everyone and I just start to play the stick talk and it's like Coachella is not cool anymore and here's why and I was like oh great right Coachella will never be out when it actually came down to getting here I was just kind of like had that thought in my mind and I almost feel like the exact opposite thing has happened like Coachella has become cool again I like this is the first Coachella where I just like it doesn't feel like it's like James Charles and assless chaps and everyone making TikToks in a corner and like no one's listening to the music and like I agree even just like outfit wise like it's nice to see everyone just kind of throw some shit on and not

like care so much what everyone's wearing like it almost feels like older like a 2014 Coachella in my opinion which I fucking love I love it too that's kind of what I was trying to say in the beginning it just like I'm having such a good time and it feels so much like less high pressure I don't care what I'm doing I don't care what I'm wearing emphasis on I don't care what I'm wearing um I don't know I think it's fun and honestly I like that people didn't think it's cool because it's not there's not as many people I'm like everyone's on Molly and just like having fun you know what I mean like it's not it's not like it doesn't feel like stuck up and dark and gross like it has in the past couple years which i really do love like i think this almost reignited my love for coachella and yeah i love that i also love mokoa so much like i just feel like this whole coachella for me has been

like us on like a really long date which is so so sweet. I love Makoa too. You do? He's the best. He's the sweetest human. And it's so funny because it's like, this is my first Coachella ever, not in a toxic relationship. That is amazing. For some reason,

I feel like the height of my toxic relationships have always fallen at Coachella. Like I'll spend a part of the year single and then like every year I'm in a fucking toxic relationship. And it's funny because we were driving home and I thought about this time when I was dating Brad Sousa and I was just so fucking fed up with him. I was, I broke up with him after this weekend at Coachella like this.

I was just done with this man, like telling me what to wear, telling me what to do, telling me what to think. Like mad if I talk to anyone else, like that was when I created the bit of me turning into like the AI robot girlfriend. Oh, I love that. Like whatever you want, sweetie, whatever you want to do, sweetie, if you don't like this, what set would you like to go to? How's the temperature in here? Can I help you? Like, and I did that. I remember that like Sunday of Coachella, I did that the entire day until this man snapped because I was like, clearly you don't like being with me. So like, I'm going to become someone else for you to be with. Right. And we were driving down the street

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going, you're going to leave me a me a fucking woman honestly you ate with that like good point um and Mario Selman's with us and it was one of those situations where your friend is so fed up that they just join the fight like he's cussing out Brad whatever and the traffic is in standstill so all these fans are stopping and rolling down their windows and like recording us no and I'm scream crying this man's cussing me out mario selman's in the middle of it and then we had to walk like six miles until like 4 a.m like oh my god i would die i'm not even like exaggerating six fucking miles to get somewhere and the hitchhiked like there was no uber like thumb out on the side of the road because of what this i wish so badly you

just let that man go. I know. I wish you stayed in that Uber and you let him go. 100%. And it's like, but I was thinking about it. And it's like every time I would get out of the car because I didn't want to be in the Uber crying, like worrying about where he was. And I was, he was just such a like man child that it was like. I have like zero tolerance for the like pouting tantrums though. Yeah.

I'll literally beg. You are so ridiculous. Now I'm like that. But it's like, I just like at the time I so fucking wasn't. And we get back to be like, you are so ridiculous. Now I'm like that, but it's like, I just like at the time I so fucking wasn't. And we get back to the house and you know the story. Like I tried to break up with him and he tried to take a bunch of pills and got 51 50. And then he was in, he was in the 51 50 and I had his phone and I found out he was cheating on me. And that was the whole lot. Really crazy to go through a guy's phone when he's getting,

when he's literally in the mental hospital. Here's the thing though. Here's the thing. It's not that I wanted to, but it was like, he got a Snapchat notification from a girl and it was just, it was right there. There was no passcode. I said, bet. You know what I mean? Passcode is crazy if you're cheating. No passcode is so crazy if you're cheating. And then he came back and, um, yeah, we were broken up and I wore assless chaps. Can I'm so happy that, well, first of all, you've been slaying your outfits. I've loved your outfits. I'm actually really surprised that you've loved my outfits. I thought the last two days you were going to hate them.

No, I loved your first outfit. I loved, like, I want to wear it. I'm so surprised. Like, I really thought you were going to hate it, which I love. Just because the furry skirt can go kind of cat-a-queen. No, but it's cute. Like, I mean, it was simple. Like, I just feel, I'm so glad you're not wearing that pink and green outfit anymore.

Brooke. I did my, I have the worst history too. Like, I cannot talk. I counted how many times I've worn assless, an assless outfit to Coachella. I mean, like G-string both cheeks out. Both cheeks out. Like, like you're going to EDC? Six, seven.

That's crazy. Six or seven different Coachellas where I was wearing full assless chaps my outfit green scrunchie on the left pink scrunchie on the right green eyeshadow on the left pink eyeshadow on the right green pasty pink pasty green shoe pink shoe like I took it all the way down to everything I was wearing everybody just let you that's the thing is that there's 50% of me that's really mad at people for letting me wear these things to Coachella but at the same time in all the photos I'm like everyone beside you is also at risk that's true that's true like it I'm like it was Coachella 2016 it was the vibe at the time

but I think that I also just couldn't have been swayed like my vegas edc roots were still so in me that i thought festival meant closest thing to naked for some people it still does and i think it's fun still like i hate like all the hate that's happening like i know um like style me maybe you know that stylist yeah she made this tiktok and she's like basically like slamming everyone she's like that's so embarrassing if you wear this like don't wear this and it's like wear whatever the fuck you want i saw saw her yesterday at the artist compound and I like ran. I was like, I don't even want to see my outfit. What was I going to say? There was a year where I didn't wear pants at all. And I was looking back at the photos. One of my outfits one day, I swear to God, Brooke Schofield, I like, I swear to God was a yellow bikini, like a bikini, just a yellow bikini and like a little tiny crop

top. Like it was, I was wearing just bikini bottoms and sneakers and I remember I showed up to Bella Thorne's Coachella house right and everyone else is in like full fit and I remember looking at Bella and thinking like why is she wearing so much clothing and I look back like I remember judging her like thinking like why and I look back and she's wearing like cute red flowy pants like cute belt over the pants like cute bodysuit and I'm just standing there in a yellow bikini and air force one's like cheeks out next day my outfit was um I had these jeans that was just the seams like it had the button I remember I've seen those like the button and like just just like the um and the extras on the jeans, the jeans skeleton, like,

and a whole cheeks out. And it's like, and it's like, yes, you can pose in a photo and go like this, but every candidate of me walking around flat Stanley galore. And like, think about using a toilet with like a spray tan. Like I have like lines of like, like, Oh, I'm see you've grown so much it's just so and also the fact that like it was a frequent thing for me to go to two weekends it's so crazy like i would just i would come back both weekends do you want to hear a funny trevi story i would love to um talked about in so long and we just were laughing about it there was this one coachella and Trevi was in full Travorkis mode Trevi was drinking at the time right oh no the problem with Trevi is you would just lose her you would really just really just lose her and there was a year where Trevi had snapchat spectacles too so there's videos of which is so funny to get the POV of Trevi like it was it

wasn't even like videos wait that's hilarious i wish i had those for last night not kidding and so trevi had her snapchat spectacles and there's like a couple clips in it it's like 1 p.m and we're at the festival and trevi's full on her like like you know like no english at all running around knocking people over whatever i eventually lose trevi and then i hear through the grapevine through mikoa ho that trevi's lost her phone like last time mikoa saw trevi got lost again no phone hammered and so we have to spend the next like four hours at coachella searching for trevi right and because we're just this was not a leave trevi alone even though that's all trevi wanted like you'd be in the middle of the crowd with trevi and you'd be like oh my god we finally found you and she'd be like check this one out and like dark i so like i so get that i love that she got

off on like being like adventuring and stressing everyone out you know hilarious and so it's been just hours i see no fucking artists like i'm spending the entire time asking every time i see another influencer have you seen trevi moran like you know what I mean and so finally like six hours go by like the sun is down right and we're in the artist compound and I see I see a wild Trevi in the distance and you know that feeling it's just like like finally like there's like Trevi's not dead okay we walk over to Trevi. She's on the ground searching for her phone with someone, right? She's on the ground crawling under shit, like no English, right? Searching for her phone with someone.

Charlie Sheen. It's Charlie Sheen. It's Charlie Sheen. Trevi and Charlie Sheen are on all fours searching for Trevi's phone. She is alone, lost with none other than Charlie Sheen are on all fours searching for Trevi's phone. She is alone, lost with none other than Charlie Sheen. How do I nicely say cocaine? So much cocaine. Charlie Sheen.

They're on all fours. Trevi has photos with Charlie Sheen this night. She wasn't lost. She spent the whole night with Charlie Sheen and no phone. That's so funny. What the fuck? How come I don't have any fun experiences with my phone gone?

His daughter was a fan of Trevi, I guess. That's so funny. That's how it started. But I just want to know the segue. My grandma loves Charlie Sheen. The segue of Charlie Sheen being like, my daughter's a big fan to like them then like on all fours, like faded. That is the funniest story.

Oh God, I love her. Makoa just brought it up the other day like remember when we lost trevi for all of coachella and then found her on the floor with charlie sheen it's just like what it's inspirational i can't actually believe so yesterday um i woke up similarly today in a panic because i found out that mokoa had been coerced into going on Jeff FM. Hilarious. Which he's never been on the cancelled podcast. I know. How dare you? We got the exclusive.

I saw him walking by and I saw opportunity and we took it. Asking him how often do you and Tana fuck? No pork. No. Thanks Mike. No pork. Okay. I hate pork. Mike kept calling. I wish I hate pork. Mike kept calling. I wish I got pork. Mike kept calling his, the Maui missile.

Yeah. And the Oahu pipeline. And the Oahu pipeline. Why is that actually hilarious? Tana, are you going to marry her? I'm sorry for calling you pineapple head. Jeff's like, I'm passing off my girl to you. I'm like, what are you fucking saying out loud?

I came on Jeff FM like sunglasses. Last night's makeup still on. No pants. Mike was like, your vagina's out. Like you. I've never sat down on a couch faster. Mike, grab that one. You should do a shirt that says I came on Jeff FM And sell it

I would buy it Thanks Mike Always so insightful I want to try to get Makoa Makoa Come here Okay tell us something you didn't say on Jeff FM Oh my god I mean everything

What's your least favorite thing about Tana Oh my god On the spot immediately It's funny I mean, everything. What's your least favorite thing about Tana? Oh, my God. On the spot, immediately. It's funny because that's the exact opposite question that we asked him. I know. Honestly, both hard questions. Wait, I love that he's having to think.

Oh, yeah, there we go. That's the right answer, honestly. That was what I was looking for. What do you think of Coachella so far? This is Makoa's first Coachella. It is. It is. My favorite thing about this Coachella is far? This is Makoa's first Coachella. It is. It is. My favorite thing about this Coachella is like seeing it through his eyes, honestly.

What do you think of the whole like influencer space, Coachella, all of that? It is a production. Like from the bottom to the top, I don't know. I've been to a couple of festivals, but this one just seems like, I mean, obviously they're prestigious for a reason, but I don't know. It's just, it's the scale is insane. Everybody who's, I feel like everybody's a reason but i don't know it's just it's the scale is insane everybody who's i feel like everybody's probably here i don't know i've been meeting a lot of people who's your favorite person in this house besides me uh yeah ari really that's a wild card answer i mean i already be kicking it everybody's nice everybody's cool favorite person in the house also ari really good answer i really just wanted to have you on the podcast because just to say jeff so that we can say this this is your first podcast and we're gonna upload it before him

we absolutely have to is there anything you don't like about coachella anything you've seen that like stood out to you? Honestly, no. Like obviously it's chaotic and crazy and everyone's fucked up. And I feel like we have been pretty sober for the most part. So I don't know. It's hard to talk to people on Molly when you're like. Not on Molly.

A joint and two shots deep. Yeah, that's fair. I feel like what was I was saying to him, like the difference in him being here with me sober versus like me drunk oh you would have lost it wait what did um you heard the other day that you got home one time at 9 a.m yeah big chris my security told me that last year like i got home like what he walked me through the front door bedtime at 9 a.m which is just like so dark sun beyond up yeah like beyond never last that long in a million years I feel like what time does that thing that whatever that event was last night

I got home at like 7 I feel like that's just part of it yeah that's true I didn't know what time it was to be fair I didn't have a phone I cut myself and I'm bleeding damn babe I love you

thank you for coming on the cancelled podcast and that was cancelled and I'm bleeding. Damn. Babe, I love you. I love you so much. Thank you for coming on the Canceled Podcast. Fuck Jeff FM. And that was Canceled Coachella. This is Keefa, a great friend of ours. He is an A&R

in the rap world. A legend in the rap world. I've known Keefa for like six years now, but we have no content together because we're usually being like maniacs in anything we've ever done. We might have got our first picture yesterday.

Yeah, we did. Our first photo where we don't look like absolute crackheads. Keefa was one of my first friends ever in LA when I was really roughing it. It's a very true story. Tell us about the Raffi. I know.

The Sparknotes version. Like something I can understand. Okay. Tell yourself terms terms it's all marketing right you know drama sales we know right so it's like a pissing match but except it's it's for the world to see and listen to it's like it's different than like a podcast where it's like okay you're just digesting it with the music it's like people are singing this shit back so it's like when people start to make these songs right and you you it's like people are singing this shit back. So it's like when people start to make these songs, right, and you diss people, the world's singing this shit.

So you're getting mocked everywhere you're going. So now everybody's got to like poke their chest out and shit right now. But I think it's just all publicity. How did this start? Drake got a BBL. You know, niggas fucking niggas hoes. Oh, OK. You know?

OK. That's how everything starts. OK. You know? Yeah.as fucking niggas hoes. Oh, okay. You know? Okay. That's how everything starts. Okay. You know? Yeah. Everybody thinking somebody is theirs. Right. Brooke actually just went through something similar.

Yeah. Maybe you could make a distraught. I could. And he could produce it. It's a hit already. It's like 20 verse one. You know, everybody's like. Who?

Like who was it on? Oh, man. Rick Ross, John Morant, Kendrick. Damn. He just like woke up feisty. Everybody. Everybody. Relatable.

Everybody. The week. I mean, everybody. I feel like it's like his back's against the wall right now. Everybody's picking sides. And he had to show his hand at the end of the day. It's like he's the biggest commercial commercially successful artist. And what did he say?

Like, I'm mad, girl. He's just like, you know, I had your bitch at my show. You mad? OK. You know, and then it gets into like, you know, I got I got money. You know, I got money. I got the house. I got all the hits, you know i got i got money you know i got money i got the house i got all the hits you know but i think this one is like a little more than about the showboat and the glow that's

more about like the facts now okay it's like the beef is turning into like facts now like to where you can't just talk about how much money you got now it's about to get real personal okay in a good way for hip-hop though okay because it's no more subliminal it's been a lot of subliminal messages and shit but nobody's being the facts are this is drake and kendrick lamar nobody else is relevant in this okay everybody's trying to have their moment right now pop in make their diss songs but nobody wants to hear that shit okay they want to hear from so we don't and kendrick okay that's it and so drake was fucking kendrick's bitch no no no negative drake, no. Kendrick was fucking Drake's bitch. No, their thing is like, who's the best or who's the biggest rapper? Wait, what are you talking about?

No, I'm just... Brick's like, what the fuck are we talking about? Everybody's dissing each other right now. If your podcast, Jeff's podcast, Impulsive... Oh, that happens all the time, actually. The Night Shift. If everybody started talking shit and the world thought it was real, behind closed doors, y'all could all be best friends. Nobody knows, but to the world, actually. The night shift. If everybody started talking shit and the world thought it was real, behind closed doors,

y'all could all be best friends. Nobody knows. But to the world, it seems real. So they're selling entertainment right now. I would like to know if you think that Drake got a BBL. Honestly, best analogy is Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Alyssa Violet. Alyssa Violet. 2017. Wow, okay.

Yeah, like Ricegum, all that era. It's the same thing. It's the same shit Okay now I'm following Who do you side with? Kendrick Lamar is about to come Put his foot in everybody's ass Kendrick Lamar is about to come Put his foot in everybody's ass

Yay Thank you Jeeva That was honestly all we needed That was it We just wanted a rap beef update For the girlies. And I still know nothing. I just know the girls are mad.

The girls are mad and the girls are fighting. A lot of niggas bitches are about to get fucked. Real. Starting with Keefa probably today at Coachella. We love you, Keefa. Love y'all. Thank you. Who's wrestling me in the pool?

I want to fight you. I want to fight your fucking ass. And then tomorrow, Brooke and Tanner are going at it. It's only going to be me and Mike going to fight in that little kiddie pool. So Jeff shows up to the Coachella Valley house with 100 gallons of vegetable oil and a kiddie pool and a dream. Yeah, because I'm a marketing genius. And we're going to sell our fucking hair products. We're in business together now.

And you leaked it on your canceled episode. Who? Why wouldn't you? You fucking hair products. We're in business together now and you leaked it on your canceled episode. Why wouldn't you? You fucking edit it. Why didn't you bleep her mouth when she said dry shampoo? He can't even bleep what we tell him to bleep. Just kidding. I'll shut this whole fucking show down. Now it's out.

We got products coming out. We're at Coachella. I haven't left this house. I haven't gone to anything. Which I think is so funny. Like Jeff is here in Coachella Valley. Yesterday, I leave you like midday. And he's live streaming his reaction to the fight. I come back.

Coachella's over. And he's still live in the movie room. Oh my God. It's so Jeff coded, right? Is that right? Did I do that right? Oh shit. Mike is here. This is my absolute favorite and he

stinks like beer hey hey jeff is gay what do you say i like headphones okay and then you have your headphones my favorite beef of the weekend actually has been brooke and mike and i don't even know if mike knows that he's a part of this no he does i gave. I gave him my earful yesterday. What did Mike do? No, just kidding. No, I just I don't like when anybody's more uptight than me. Yeah, you two are really something. Well, Brooke is great, but Mike, you are a fucking miserable

old man. I have a response track coming in the next couple days to Brooke about this beef. It's about it's called This Is My Kitchen. Clean it. It's a clean it remix. Mike with bipolar disorder.

He is on fire 30 minutes. One hour later he is miserable, crying and then an hour later he's the funniest guy I've ever seen with a guitar and he's playing fucking freestyling songs. Brooke comes in with her brand new groceries.

I know. So the story has set them down. Literally, they barely touch the counter and he goes, can you clean this up? It's like their new groceries. No, because anytime you put this number of people into a house for three days, especially in the way Coachella goes, there has to be someone

who is holding it down. Because otherwise the ship will fall apart. It's like after the mess is made that you, or like, you know, I guess, you know what? You were smart to be ahead of it, but you should have never have told me because I personally clean everything. I love how you got him back at night.

You got him back in the middle of the night. Mike made the biggest mess of all. I took a photo, sent it in the group chat, and I said, Mike, you better come out here and clean this up. Bipolar disorder. Brooke walks in to a birthday cake smashed all over the fucking house. And I knew Mike had done it.

Bro, you gotta understand, I'm the only person that cried this weekend. Like, bro, the other night, I was crying at Coachella. I left, I fell over a fence, and then smashed a birthday cake. And then I went to sleep. I don't think you need to be mean to me

now. It's been rough and rough already. I have tantrums too sometimes. I've been having a blast here. This is probably one of the best weekends of my life. I did that live stream for seven hours. He doesn't even have a band. He doesn't even go to festivals. Are you going to Coachella today?

I don't give a fuck. I'll go today because I've got my work done yesterday. It was so fun. You came on the stream. We watched UFC and it was the craziest night of my life. And I, it was like, cause the fights yesterday,

I know this is not what you guys want to hear over here, but you need to know Max Holloway's fucking knockout was insane. One second left. Fucking slept crazy. We're getting way too masculine. What's everybody's vaginas uh how they're doing anybody got their period this has been a crazy like wholesome year like it's usually for all of it's usually hochella yeah you know what i'm saying and jeff bro jeff really he came with us to this party last night at like three in the morning i didn't even go at the framework party he didn't even get out of the

car no he didn't even get out of the car he he david drove us and jeff goes you know guys i'm gonna just stay here and david was like really he was so excited and they just sat in the car i was so i was so just you know when you have a good work day and you feel productive i was so happy to tell oscar like yo we figured it out the shit worked there was no mistakes it didn't get fucked up and i was like so happy for oscar to come back and i was like buy a bunch of fucking drugs i'm gonna take them tonight and i was like whatever you know i don't even do drugs but i was so happy and then you pull up and you're like jeff get in the car we're going to this fucking bar you get in the car and i'm like all right fuck it i was happy and then i was like wait i don't want to

talk to people anymore his social battery my social battery you also haven't been fucking this weekend he has a girlfriend um we haven't put an official label on it yet he's got a girl that he's talking to all three of us on this side are locked down sorry

Brooke can I take a second once again to just compliment you I do want to do this Brooke beyond just being one of the best hosts on the show, I don't know how to say it without, you know what I'm saying? I don't know how to say it. Like, Brooke, you always look flawless. Like, you look flawless right now. That's true.

Like, I really mean that. Like, I just rolled out of bed because I heard Tana screaming that vape. Like, Chad. And, by the way out of bed because I heard Tana screaming that vape. Like, Chad. And by the way, you look good too, Tana. But I come out here and you literally look like, like if an iceberg was a human. Like just pure, flawless, just beauty, honestly. Thank you, I really appreciate that.

Sarah would like me saying that too. But I just wanted to say that you guys are on fire you're fucking glowing you guys are crushing it you guys are the number one podcast in the world you are the voice for the women of this generation and I mean that I really mean it I told Makoa this morning I was like I'm so fucking proud of her ever since she got off

all those drugs and alcohol she's been killing it these two girls are the voice of a generation and I stand by that I really fucking believe it it's crazy I love you guys and I know I come on here

and I'm like oh let's talk about vaginas but I know you guys talk about more than that aww Jeff that was actually really really sweet has he talked about

fleeting on people earlier he did I'm not even kidding we actually only have talked about what was the blood story it's okay if we don't repeat it

no because it happened to me this morning too. Did you get blood all over him? All over him. Brooke was essentially trying to get her comeuppance because she hooked up with a guy. Comeuppance is the new word of the week. I had a traumatic experience with this guy, so I tried to do a redo, but then I got my boyfriend stolen in the Yarn Corner Bowl. Oh, you're on your period?

No. Wait. Sorry. What do you mean bleed on? I was the first time four years ago. Like she bled on him four years ago. And so looking to me for translation was crazy. He's like, woman is speaking.

What do I do? Wait, so was that a big, like, yo, honestly, if you're a dude out there and you are that thrown off by a little. No, he wasn't but it was traumatic because i didn't like hardly know on well that sounds bad i feel like too like i feel like too some of it comes down to the girl because because there have been girls who just spaz out like they see it and they just freak out like it's the biggest deal ever and then that in turn makes the guy freak out but it's really like bro it's a natural yeah but it was an accident you know

and it was traumatic and i've already said too much in fact we should change the subject it doesn't bother me if you guys want my opinion oh jeff told me one time the only thing a period stops is a sentence that's what he said he's a crazy vampire you sound like a fucking animal you went to neon last night did you see taylor swift she went to neon carnival oh i didn't go so we went to Neon last night? Did you see Taylor Swift? She went to Neon Carnival? Oh, I didn't go. So we went to Neon first. Yeah.

And then we went to walk in and somebody was like, it's whack. But evidently Taylor was there with Travis Scott. No, Travis Kelsey. You should have just left it at Travis Scott. And then Jeff Bezos. No way. Was there. He was locking on Scott And then Jeff Bezos No way Jeff Bezos ran in Tari Corey Gamble ran in Tari

But he was with Jeff Bezos Leo obviously with the mask Table full of hoes and ice spice So I left I didn't go Was it good? No well I was having not the most ideal situation But I'm good now Tana your drink is on horizontal What are now. Tana, your drink is horizontal.

What are they doing? Tana. Tana, you have a horizontal drink. Your drink is horizontal. What? What do you think, Drew? I'm just trying to piss him off. Oh.

When you went on your phone and he flipped out? Mike, I'll never forget that. You made me cry in New York City. You made me cry. Why? I always say this. I've never told you this, actually. At the end of a weekend or an excursion with Mike, I always take away my Mike rating.

You know what I mean? Did I have a good time with Mike? And this trip, you've outdone yourself for me, personally. I have loved you more than I've ever loved you. You've been walking around singing with the guitar. We get along. We've gotten along so well. I think it's a girlfriend.

I feel like... I'm not kidding. I love you more than ever, and I'm sure you're going to soil that soon. So I'm really just trying to soak it in. But in New York City he came on the canceled podcast and I was going on my phone and I don't think Mike necessarily knows you that well. Like I didn't know if you knew that I'm kind

of it's kind of a phone show over here. Like we use our phones a lot for reference and he cussed me out after saying that I didn't care about him being a guest on the cancelled podcast. No. The 450 episodes of Logan Paul and Mike Tyson. He said, I'm a professional podcaster.

You're not. No, no, that wasn't. No, that's not what it was. Why was I? You know I didn't say that. Why did we argue again? You were mad I went on my podcast. She was looking at notes for the podcast.

No, she wasn't. Yes, I was. She was on Depop or something. She was in Karina Kopp's closet on Depop trying to buy her fucking old Gucci loafers. However, you did apologize to me later in the day. You said, I'm having a bad day. No, no.

Bro, don't. We can make jokes about it, but at the end of the day, don't be on your phone during a podcast. This is a different show bro they can do that no no no no we can once again we can laugh about it if you go on someone's podcast and they're surfing their phone bro you were hitting this was you she's like on raya cool tell me more about the heroin right and what happened with george janko oh i really like this

one brookie do you think this black would go with this bro oh sorry you were saying like i'm like bro why did i why did i cancel the dinner that i was going to to come sit here to talk to a robot a platinum blonde robot who's just who a sex bot who's just fucking scrolling on fucking tiktok so yeah i was like yo tana like real talk, please respect my time. If I'm going to come do this shit, I love being here. It's great. I love your audience. It's all wonderful women. And you have Brooke. I'll come, but at least give me some eye contact,

bro. See? I think you're amazing. She's like, oh my God, Brooke, my engagement is so down on Twitter right now. What am I going to do? Should we go to fucking Coachella? Well, let's do like a little, you know. Oh my God. Sign off?

Yeah. We'll be back next week when we're going to rate, we're going to rate outfits. We're going to make fun of your favorite influencers. That's my job. We are definitely going to rate outfits.

Jeff's going to try to get us into that kiddie pool covered in oil. Oh, I'm all over it. No convincing necessary. I'm just imagining. I love that. I love that you're down for it.

It's going to, it's the only people that are going to be in there is going to be me and Mike going at it. 40 year old cake smashing. I'm just imagining. I love that. I love that you're down for it. The only people that are going to be in there is going to be me and Mike going at it. 40-year-old cake smashing. I'm just imagining myself walking through Coachella covered in oil like, like spray tan fucking dripping. I just rolled around in it. Look, I'm good.

I'm actually missing a little. But you're like the definition of like a girl who's like, I don't wear any makeup. Like you're like such a pick me. Like you're just pretty. Thanks. I think. Yeah.

For calling me a woman. Thank you guys for listening to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast live from Coachella. We're going to go. We're going to really try to fucking ruin our lives and do our big one so we get some content for the live shows. We love you so much.

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