Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 81: TANA’S ASSISTANT EXPOSES HER WORST MOMENTS.. - Ep. 81

Episode Date: April 22, 2024

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Find a Michelin TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Today we are joined with the one and only Paige Camerlin. It's like do do do do. We've been begging Paige to come on forever and she always is too shy. I get nervous. I get nervous.

I'm like sweating. I know. It's scary. Both of your lost voices are so hot. Like that is the one thing I do not. No, you know, wait, you know, I was on the phone with um a man last night and he goes you sound like tana yeah that's the thing is it's like fun to have it occasionally not just like i love it i used to scream into my another picnic activity i used to scream into my pillow and try to lose my voice

and then i could be like oh i lost my voice oh yeah no no i was like milking that extra hard i'm like yeah you too i'm like like screaming my balls hard. I'm like, yeah. Me too. I'm like. Like screaming my balls off at Lana just to have this. Me too. Commit. So Paige is our new George Janko. I love it. I'm like, fuck your religion.

I don't even know them. I'm Mike. I was just going to say, who's Logan and who's Mike? Obviously, you're Logan and I'm Mike. Wait, is George Janko like the discard? No, he's like, he's like, I don't know. He was just like kind of there. No, no, no.

Not in a bad way, but like so one day he was just on the podcast. Oh, wait, that's my lord. But then like they started making fun of his religion. So then he got, he left. Oh, and they replaced him with Jeff. Oh. Oh, okay. I didn't with Jeff. Oh. Oh, okay. I'm like, this is going really well.

So far, so good. I was so excited to podcast today and then I blanked on everything. I can't stop thinking about the fact that I think I've been taking my makeup too far. Brooke just said I have birthday makeup. Which is so true. But you have prom like you have a cut a solid white cut crease it's like miami birthday girl makeup like 21st in vegas so cute though i remember i used to save all these fit photos and like i never knew i had

hooded eyes until i was an adult and so i would try to do that it was bad news well i i just got carried away today trying to cover my sty i I can't believe you got a sty. I had to get that. Dude, I just, it is always something. It is an eye. It is a foot. It is a toe. It is like, I was looking at my bathroom counter and it was like toe fungus cream, prescription

eye cream, like prescription oral rinse for fucking like, it's just like, I fear I'd be too powerful. You always have some ailment going on, but like half the time they're not even fucking real. Do you remember the time? Oh, I do. Bro, she sent me a picture one night. It was like 11 p.m. And I get a text from Tana.

It's a picture of her ankle and it's orange. And she's like, help. I have jaundice. Help. What do I do? Help. She thought she had like leprosy or something. And it was literally, it looked, it kind of looked.

You could see like the sock outline. It was her fucking Isle of Paradise spill in your bag and got into your sock i was like mentally ready to amputate like i'm not even kidding at all i was fucking losing my mind we'll insert it and we'll actually insert it okay actually insert wait i texted tana this morning well no last night i find my toenail in my bed and you know how i glue on my toenails so i'm so i was like oh man gotta glue it back on and i and you know how i glue on my toenails so i'm so i was like oh man gotta glue it back on and i just put it to the side on my nightstand whatever and then i'm taking a shower i'm taking a shower look down at my feet and i have both toenails i go

where'd that toenail come from whose toenail i mean it has to be like one of mine but you ever see how that like happens to the girlies like they'll find like a rogue nail in their bed and they're like wait i have my whole set. It's like a glitch in the matrix. That's literally exactly what happened. Or like when you find one in your boyfriend's car and you're like, hmm. Yeah. Sometimes I like plant seeds.

I'll like leave a hair tie like loose in my boyfriend's bed and be like. Oh, no, that's how I caught a man up recently. Yeah, I know. I said, is that four hairs that are not mine? And it's always like the hair tie, especially if you're brunette. You really got to like be testing the buoyancy of that of that I picked it up and it was like a little crooked I go mine would never is this perfect no that's crazy I know I was like testing the shine I said this is not I've always got like caught men with earrings like i just finding

earrings that aren't mine yeah the problem is like they can't even deny that one like yeah that is so crazy the last man i dated was questionably um gay but that's how i like him but it was like after our first date i went into his bathroom and he had earrings hanging like on a hook and i walk out oh and a claw clip bro a claw clip on his sink and i said i literally walked out i was so drunk i go so who is she right what are you talking about i go the claw clip on your sink he goes it's to wash my face i pin my hair back and i was like you know if i saw a man pay like twist up his little hair into a fucking clip i would kill myself but that's the type of shit that gets you going sister you know drag brunches i'm not kidding put me in rockos on a wednesday

i'm coming out with a man four or five that is so shameful and so relatable yeah it's a problem you know what i want to fucking talk about so bad? Like speaking of Rocco's is the downfall of West Hollywood. Oof. I just, I can't, I can't even. I heard what's been going on. It was like a ticking time bomb though. Like that shit was bound to like happen. So essentially there's like all these bars down this one street on Sunset in LA and it's

all the gay bars and you know, it's beautiful pride slay. Okay. Let me just get that out of the way. Okay. Like it's beautiful. I'm, I'm all, I'm all for it. Okay. And Monica Boulevard is not, I just want what I'm saying. Like, I want people to know that I'm not being homophobic. This hasn't, no, it's not the gatesays who are doing it. It's the owners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, fair. So essentially I avoid the strip at all costs. Like anytime anyone's like, and you're always trying to go.

I love it there. I bet. I do. Shit's like my Disneyland. Every time I go there, it's like people, it's just evil. People are fighting,

like running into traffic, like cussing out street polls. Everyone's roofied. Everyone's shit gets stolen, like whatever. And there's this one bar. It's just Lila. Not kidding. We need to talk about that, by the way.

Yeah, I think, do we? Yeah, I'm going to get into that. But like essentially I avoid this one bar called the Abbey at all costs. Like I've been roofied there a million times. And like a couple of times too, it was like, I ordered a white claw from the bar and drank the white claw. Like,

it's like how crack it yourself. I don't think so. But like the bartender cracked it and handed it to me. Like type shit. You know what I mean? And like, I don't know, like just the roofing out there,

whatever. And they're finally doing like a full blown investigation on WeHo, like the Abbey. They're getting a full investigation. That's crazy crazy because there's no one who hasn't been roofied there is the thing everyone gets their roofied there and their phone stolen there everyone yeah that's like tenants like that's my favorite place on planet earth and like they've been shut down so many times for like drugs and roofing and all that you're like it's my favorite i can't deal that just stresses me out way too fucking

much i'm just excited for i i see a documentary coming about weho i feel like rumors often get taken out of hand and we have that on our hands right now and we do i sent you is this about the tiktok i sent you last night i sent a tana tiktok and it's like wait you go you explain it well i'm just i don't i don't know all the lore i feel like go ahead basically the tiktok was like a reddit like someone had written this like whole reddit situation because everyone's like um you know having a conversation about what has gone on with lila and the group and whatever and it has been taken so far. You would not believe the things that this woman is being accused of.

Like that I wired her 20 grand on that Hawaii flight to like not go to jail. And then Lila kept it and called her like a fucking stupid c**k. It's been so blown out of proportion that it's like I feel bad. Like and I just I don't want it to go down like that. Yeah. So Tana did not lie or wire Lila $20,000. And like this whole, she also wasn't robbing us. Yeah. She was not robbing us to my knowledge. This whole shebang also people are making it all over that like smoking on the flight thing and it's just nothing like I need to say this to her as well so maybe I'm like a little ahead of myself but I just want to say like I appreciate all of the memories that like we had with Lila and I do

think that she is like the funniest person alive obviously that's why like I kept her around for so long I like loved being around her in so many capacities and I just like I wish nothing but the best for her and I want people to know that like I hope she absolutely slays and has like an amazing life and there can be such a point where you know maybe we cross paths later in life and see we align and yeah yada yada and I just like it's not this big like drama beef thing I think I'm just in this place where I'm like really refining yeah everything it really like nothing ended horribly it was just more like cutting ties and just like I personally don't know like I felt like I was doing it kind of on my own time I really feel like our two situations were like separate from one another it wasn't even really like nothing happened no one caught fire like it wasn't like this huge fight i just personally i don't know that's not

the vibe i'm on right this second it's not to say i won't be on that vibe later but i'm not right now and i've seen her out and like we were super civil and everything like there's no bad blood there's no huge beef that happened yeah same i don't i can't remember i want nothing nothing but the best for her i think i would be like such a sociopath if i didn't you know what i mean like i spent so many years yeah with like with and around her it's not like it's like this big crazy blowout happened i just think i'm in like a really recluse stage of my life and a really really wholesome one yeah so it's like two different paths of life and that's fine like friends separate and that's life yeah when you no longer have common interests that's just about like whatever you're going to

talk about also i think if we should have learned anything over the time that we've all been friends it's that we like the mindy situation it sucks when everybody's just going and bullying somebody like i don't think lila's this horrible person and everyone's like literally making her sound like she's like like it's i think all the bullying is just like so fucking unnecessary and i don't think Lila's this horrible person and everyone's like literally making her sound like she's like like it's I think all the bullying is just like so fucking unnecessary and I don't want to be any part of any of that because that's exactly what I'm trying to grow from I'm like guys let me bully her on my own time that's the thing too we always talk about that it's like it's so one thing like to care about your friend or to say some shit about your friend but like the internet just takes shit way too fucking far.

I know. And no one got robbed. Yeah. And people just like drawing their own conclusions. It's crazy. Like really nothing happened. Like truly nothing happened. I feel that completely.

Speaking of the internet taking things like way too fucking far. Have you seen all that shit with Dixie D'Amelio? Yes. But she just made the funniest response literally ever. Essentially, all these people are accusing Dixie of being on drugs and she has a response. It was like during a live where she was organizing her closet or something. Right. I so understand exactly how that happened. Like it's so me. I agree that she does resemble a crackhead low key in that video. But I think that that can happen if you have ADHD and you're just funny. Yeah, I didn't I didn't see the og video but like oh you gotta put me put me on

adderall and put me in a closet and put me on live like bam like i'm i i was funny she was just being like goofy and funny and then everyone's like it's snowing give me one vivance i'm picking up dust with tweezers off my floor like 100 putting my dishes in alphabetical order seriously like i'm on my hollywood boulevard shit too. Low key. When I take some Adderall, like I just start yelling shit and whatever. It's funny though. Her response.

Why is everyone saying it's snowing? It's so nice. This is some shit I would do on Coke though. Like, I don't know if she is. I don't think she is. I don't think she is. I don't either.

As someone who has definitely been on Coke on the internet way too many times. I don't think she is. I don't either. As someone who has definitely been on Coke on the internet way too many times. I don't think she is. Yeah. You guys remember the. My Friendsgiving. Can I just say that? Can I say that now? Like that was.

That was. You did your big one. Dude, never forget. Like I was worried. I wasn't even there. And I was like, oh, God, should I call the police? She dropped her green bean cassero and I was like oh god I should I call the police she dropped her green bean casserole and was like stepping in it I got hammered on the flight with Ty hammered on

the flight home from Hawaii it was pouring rain outside I spent the entire SUV ride home with my head out the window like a golden retriever in the rain like I still just like thought I was in Hawaii I think I came home jumped directly in the pool like just that like jumped directly in the pool and then like went and made a green bean casserole wet hair and all shattered it on the floor made another one invited every shooter I know to friendsgiving wait what's a shooter mean you know the type oh like i i invited my my shooters it's just like suede brooks and oscar that's one thing about tana is she will make sure that there's two people in a room who would never

ever ever cross paths in life otherwise absolutely dude it's so funny yesterday Isabella like had someone over and it's someone that I love um but like just someone that I see out in LA and like love seeing out in LA and stuff and I was just like high as fuck like hat man level you know and I like get all weird when I'm like you get all shifty in my house like I have a sty it's barking and it's like this like LA person like you know what I mean on my couch whatever and I'm like pacing about it and hiding in my room and then I like thought to myself I was like Tana how the fuck could you ever even remotely have a thought about like one of your roommates having someone over when you're inviting like everyone in LA

with a face tattooed of friendsgiving so crazy I remember we did oh sorry oh no you know the meme where it's like a boiling pot and it's like ramen and chocolate like being mixed together and it's like mixing friends on like birthday that's just you 24 7 like why the canceled podcast like launched dinner remember when she was like invite whoever you want and i go listen if there's limited seats i know i don't have a single plus one because Because she will invite everybody. And sure as shit, there were 60 additional people. And there were only 13 seats.

I invited like eight different boyfriends. And I was like balancing them all. That was the problem. I know she was like holding hands under the table with one and talking to another. I was like. We were all like three people on one chair. Her fucking mailman was there. Fully.

So fucking bad. But that was my fault for having that on like day 76 after doing 75 hard as well it was like maybe have it on day 75 like i love this sobriety era with no limit because i don't i don't i don't have like a ticking time bomb in my head like oh no oh no so fucking real that is so real dude what i will say i've gathered my thoughts finally about coachella sober i think i had to see it through before I like when we were shooting I was still in it you know I am so proud of myself and I had an amazing time wait yay like I had such an amazing time and so many things that I will never forget however I will never go to Coachella sober again so either that means I'll never go to Coachella sober again. So either that means I'll never go to Coachella again, or that means next year I'm shooting up

and getting my own situation, my own house, my own everything. Well, I'm proud of you for having a good time because that's hard. I didn't really drink that much except for day two. You were hammered, babe. Only day two. You were so funny. You came up to me at the VIP bar and I hadn't seen you in like all day it'd been eight hours i was like brookie your eyes are rolling back you're like i just lost my phone i'm going see that was the night and it was the same night everybody knows

about the night it was so funny too because she just didn't care at all that her phone was gone and i was like trying to like his phones are easy if my camera or something got stolen i would have been miserable because it's like i can't get that shit back like we got a cloud i was going oh my god i'm so sorry like do you want to look for it you go it was gone and it was my fault so whatever and i had so much more fun as a result of it because i was like well who's who's taking me with them here's a long for the ride and i chose the wrong one yeah did you talk about that yeah i told the story oh that's good hilarious oh he texted me did i tell you what did he say he texted me and he said i'm so sorry for being well the thing is i also lost my phone so i'm like why are you texting me he had to tell me he texted me and

like send me a screenshot of it he said i'm sorry i was such a dick last night that was uncool I go uncool is not the word I would use to describe that situation you stranded me there I was phoneless he made me show up he made me go there and I was phoneless literally like tail between my legs I had no way to get home I was just fucking stranded it's just like blatant disrespect I'm just gonna start saying that like sorry that was uncool of me like on sorry that was uncool i go i'm gonna ruin you men are so like like that just like doing some fuck shit like that and then being like that was uncool yeah i've already planned out my um vengeance absolutely fuck his father yeah all of it not kidding i wonder if he's hot i have like a thing lately for old guys do you and you

know what kick started it yeah yeah i have a thing for young guys right now me too that could well i'm like i'm polar ends of the spectrum but like 21 and older than of age like a couple years older than of age for sure at least yeah absolutely if it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard.

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get a smiley face on your hand you had to get a big fat honker on your back you're acting like it's like horrendous no it's so no it's so it's so cute but it's huge is it right i don't know um it's how big is it give me a give me a comparison it's like that yeah that's big fat honker he did he showed me the sensual he goes how big do you want it to be shows me something like that i was like well maybe a little smaller it is funny to not get like like you know what i mean like a cross on your finger but get a piece but great position like you're laying like ass up like you know i was arching my shit i was sweating i was literally sweating like sucking in the whole time so like

did you give me more lore so you get to this tattoo appointment it is solely because you want to fuck the artist yeah because i thought it was hot hilarious swear to god like and also it's like yeah i couldn't have just gone and got like a cute little like finger page it's huge but it's so beautiful what's the fucking tattoo artist's name on the picture? We'll blur it. We'll blur it. We'll blur it. Yeah, that's really traceable. Whatever, honestly. I just looked at the DMs. I was like, let me book this appointment. Couldn't have just got like a cute little finger tattoo.

I had to get the fucking mumble mumble. It looks expensive. That's another element. Well, he also didn't quote me before I went in. Oh, no. He asked me. I told her I was getting a tattoo at Coachella. She goes, oh, what's he

charging you? I go, I honestly don't know. I'm going in blind. Well, it's because you were trying to pay him pussy. Let's be real. That's what Bebe's been. Bebe's whole body.

She did her whole body like that. Bro, that was really my plan A. Plan B was paying. So anyway, I get to this guy's apartment. I walk in, you know, I'm hitting him hitting him with the damn this place kind of cute i'm looking around i'm like oh you live here alone it's like a navy blue fitted sheet on like a metal bed frame like brown ass flat pillow on the bed i'm like he's playing like little peep i walk in in. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm folding immediately.

But, you know, he lays me down. He doesn't lay me down. I fully get on the table. Oh, he says, ma'am, please get on the table. Like, yeah, he lays me down. Also, I'm wearing like a tight little tank top. Right. It's covering.

I'm like, oh, my God. Like, should I take this off? Like, is that easier? He's like, no, you just push it to the side. I'm like, what am i doing here so anyway we get to chat in and like it's going well like we're just shooting the shit he's so funny he's so fucking funny so nice we're getting into like our favorite music our movies da da da i'm like this is love like this is perfect and then i get to it and i'm like he talks about like his birthday or something i was like oh like how old are you 21 oh no my dreams came crashing down dude i was like why the fuck i damn near stood

up mid-appointment i was like yeah i'll see ya just the wings i'm like i'm out dude i swear to god i was devastated and i'm telling how is he so good at 21 though that started when he was like 14 oh shit yeah he was part of the zandemic i'm so sorry as a fellow victim of the zandemic a zandemic joke is getting me every single time. Is that bad? Is that bad to say? No, as long as we don't put his name in, we fully put his name in. It's so clockable. It's such a fun. It's giving

boat on the marina dock. Never forget Oscar. But once he said 21, I'm like putting my coat on. I'm like, yeah, right. How much was the tattoo? 400? Oh, honestly, I thought it was going to be more than that. I thought it was gonna be more than that I thought it'd be way more yeah I did too honestly but also maybe he gave you a friends and family he was kind of looking me up and down the end I think he gave me a little discount he was like um 400 if I was ugly he could have been like 5k

honestly though I've seen Paige get got lately I'm not kidding she got in to get her to get her ear pierced in like one of the cities we were in and she spent 600 dollars but you know how i justified it i was like okay i'm gonna have this shit until i'm like i don't know i'll live to like 80 or something it's giving a dollar for a dollar a day literally pennies marian pennies a day so that's how i justify everything i'm like well if 10 cents a day if i wear it every day and i never am i love that yeah so anyway i've done so much of that though like literally going so far out of my way just to like be around a guy 100 oh man i need an example or two um well i switched my college so that i could

follow a man. And then he literally didn't speak to me the entire time we were there. Like, not even once. Have you ever told that? No. You said it so flippantly. Well, I mean, no. Yeah.

What the fuck? That's crazy. And it was such a good choice. Nurse Brooke over here. I'm like, can you check out my style yeah no i really yeah well what about how i've been taking horse riding lessons every single weekend with just hope in my mind is that why for you said too much that's why yeah I'm trying to think I don't I don't think I have anything like that like I I'm just a whore like I just like that was like I was telling Brooke earlier like in fourth grade we get to pick our instruments for band or whatever and I wanted to play the flute so fucking bad and picked the trumpet so I had to pick the trumpet so fucking bad and picked the trumpet. So I had to pick the trumpet.

And then I ended up playing the trumpet for eight years. Didn't you just get married and you like cried? Yes. Dude, I thought we were like soulmates. Like I literally was like, oh, it's one of those things. Like we're going to go our entire lives and like fate will bring us back together in the end. You just got fucking engaged. Oh, my God.

Fate keeps bringing me the biggest fucking losers. The universe is doing horrible things to me lately i haven't had good luck literally ever every single situation has been like completely just like how the fuck dude i really i was saying this downstairs i'm so team you like i would tell you if i felt like you were doing something wrong like you're picking these guys that seem like such good guys and i'm like that is such a good catch he would never do you wrong this is you're gonna and then it's like yeah oh my god i get got every single time but it's like i am the common denominator so at what point do i have to wonder like what am i doing wrong like if you were out here picking like a blake griffin or like you know what i mean like like an athlete or some shit i'd be like okay well maybe like whatever but you're picking these

like nice little guy next doors and like yeah and then he goes next door and has an orgy and it's blowing my mind I feel like but I feel like this is that period where you're like putting the work in and then something's gonna come I hope so but there's something to be said about picking the nice guy because like none of yours are nice but I was trying I was trying like they seem nice in the beginning it's not like i pick a guy yeah like deceivingly nice guys yeah that's the problem but god i just have bad judgment i think i think i need to do like background checks well yeah i really do do background checks yeah that's really fair where are you from there has to be an app where you

can like leave reviews don't get her started i'm kidding i have a whole pit sharks yes literally sharks bitch i love this pitch i literally think there should be a dating app someone's gonna steal this honestly we'll take it you heard it here first there should be an app where like after you go on a date you can write them like a yelp review like you can give them like five stars and be like oh my god they were terrific just like not for me like some black mirror shit or if they're fucking awful give them one star and like leave your whole review there's that for sugar daddies really yeah you can review them on seeking yeah no you can look any of the guys up and like see if anything horrible like they've done anything horrible oh i remember that app and i don't know

this from personal experience just for the record but like or lead i like the part in your pitch where you talk about leading with red flags like in like on hinge how you have three prompts instead of that like people being like I'm an avoidant attachment I'm this I'm that like almost leading with the negative instead of the positive yeah so the whole app the whole thing is it's called red flags and it's like me with my tagline like put your worst foot forward and you like say your red flags. So like what? I love that. Cause then it's like,

then I can decide whether or not I'm okay with that or not. Yeah, exactly. Instead of having to find out later. Yes. I love it. So for example, someone who was like,

I really want to be in an open relationship. You can just X them out. That was a personal attack. We were talking about this downstairs, but that is just guys. It's so funny because if a woman is like i want to be in an open relationship i'm like that is so camp diva as fuck but then i know same i'm like wow good for you but then but anytime i also ever said that i was just an awful deceitful slut so it's like you know what i mean yeah when a girl does that i'm like wait wow diva so good a guy does it i I'm like, wait, wow, diva's so good. A guy does it, I'm like, typical man. Yeah, it's so true.

But you believe that all men will cheat? Yes. I wish they wouldn't. My whole thing is like put a man in a room with Margot Robbie, give them like two martinis, that man is folding. Yeah, well, yeah, but that's not cheating. That's like not being stupid. Yeah, so it's cheating.

So it's cheating. But like what if you you have to hope i guess that your man never has an opportunity like that i definitely am hoping that i don't know see but then i think like macawa wouldn't yeah there are like exceptions to the fucking wood i'm just i'm just sitting here with my rose-colored glasses on fucking looking around like no i thought about it for a second i actually think it's like he might not which is which is a progress at least might not that's pretty good that's as good as you can get that's as good as you can get out here in these streets really i just wish i were like almost okay but not okay

with it but i wish it didn't like literally make me sick to my fucking core because like so many people like i know couples that get cheated on all the time, like huge, amazing like couples. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Dude, one of my friends from home was dating this guy for eight years, like high school sweethearts, like everything. And we always said we're like Jason loves like this girl so fucking much. He would never do anything.

He's the sweetest guy in the fucking planet. Cheating on her the whole fucking time. The entire fucking time. And we would always be like, he is the nicest, most perfect guy. He's head over heels in love with her. Yeah. No, it's always the ones who are doing the most who are doing the most. Doing the most.

That's what I think. I almost feel like I'd rather have a guy who doesn't give me that much attention because then it's like, okay, well, he's lazy. He doesn't have attention to give to anyone else. Yeah. That is really fucking fair honest to god like if man is going above and beyond for you we best believe he has the energy to do it elsewhere as well oh yeah that is so fucking true that is so so so fucking true you know what i mean like i personally couldn't even engage in that kind of activity because i'm so fucking lazy you're lucky i'm even giving you the time of day i'm now like that which I absolutely love like I know I'm no longer an awful whore trifling trifling yeah which is good that's

behind me I was thinking about that the other day you were so good I know like disgust at yourself I do miss turbulently ruining my life sometimes I really fucking do but I think it's like a weird like mental thing though because sometimes like like yesterday i just was self self-destructive i was like what can i do right now to like literally like hurt my life and i and i did exactly that what was it answered the phone that's fair that is sometimes it's fun though you have to like spice it up a little i know and i don't like i just when everything's going to right it like almost feels weird yeah i agree with that and i have to like really you know what i mean yeah dial it back dial it back i think my life is getting wait i was gonna ask you this i've been thinking about it and i'm like what do you think it is because i've been in

such a good mood lately like just genuine no no baby that's been that's been oh going on for quite some time i think it's because i work out now cut the cameras i'm so serious because this is like i i literally i remember i had a therapist tell me that she thinks i should work out and i nearly well first of all i left her immediately on the spot yes because i was you dumb fucking whore yeah and i just refused to believe it but then i'm like god i've been working out and now I just feel so happy. When I saw that the Monday morning after Coachella or Sunday, Tuesday, whatever fucking day it was like just directly after Coachella, you were at a workout at 9am. I was like, she's American psycho. I'm not kidding. Which I love for you. I do agree. Like anytime I've

ever been on my workout kick, I have more serotonin and shit. I'm so happy. Like nothing can bring me down. I need to do that. I've been smoking too much weed lately. I'm becoming like, like I'm crawling places. Like I, it's,

it's getting really out of fucking hand. I'm not kidding. Like the other day I ordered a bunch of no home munchies after Coachella. And even that's just a low point. What's no home munchies? Brooke. What's no home munchies? Brooke is like the thortiest, thort, thort, thort you could possibly. even that's just a low point. What's no home on cheese? Brooke. What's no home on cheese?

Brooke is like the thortiest, thort, thort, thort. You could possibly. Nobody knows what thort means either. It's the bingiest, binge, binge, binge food you could ever eat. It's my, it's one of my death rows,

but like, I also know that when I'm ordering it, I'm mentally on death row. Like it's like, wait, no, what do I want? It's the hot Cheetos

on top of the corn. Like it's like the hot Cheetos in the ramen. Like it's like wait no like do i want it it's the hot cheetos on top of the corn like it's like the hot cheetos in the ramen like it's like a banana pudding oh my fucking i was like the vanilla wafer but everything is super size me level like it's like oh watermelon but it's like over here yeah oh yeah i know the radius if we were fucking two blocks over we wouldn't get it it's in noho um I fucking love it but when I ordered that I know it's like a low point for me like it's like I just it's one of those restaurants that I just don't need it's so radioactive you know and I got it and it was at the bench at the edge of my bed and I couldn't get there I was in the bed and I couldn't get

there like for an hour I was just staring at it and I was like I had to the bed and I couldn't get there. Like for an hour, I was just staring at it. And I was like, I had to like, I don't know, dude, like my laziness is just at an all time. Oh, that's peak. Yeah. My laziness is at an all time. I think it's like one of those ADHD things like where it's like you get stuck. Yeah. Like I'm getting stuck. I had the biggest episode. Yeah. Like I don't know what it's called, like executive dysfunction, something like that. But like I just, oh my God. But then I have to take Adderall to like not get stuck and like literally do absolutely anything. But then Adderall is its whole fucking other beast.

Me too, and now I'm bullying my friends. Yeah, it makes me way more of a cunt. I know, I'm not even, I've limited, sorry, I've limited myself. I'm only allowed to have Adderall on days I'm not going to see anybody yeah like I have to be alone because if I see you on Adderall you're catching Tana that's like scary like robotic not scary but like robotic I'll be like oh my god Tana like this amazing thing just happened she goes wow that is terrific I know

I noticed it a little bit on tour like yeah I have to um wait I literally didn't take Adderall on tour fuck oh did I yeah it makes my emotions very like and I mean what I'm saying like I feel so excited or whatever but it makes it like to where I'm just so robotic and shit but it's like and yesterday I took this fucking my doctor prescribed me generic Adderall but it's giving like crack cartel like i felt fuzzy i felt i love it i prefer it in fact i just got a bottle dropped off of my house i like couldn't walk i felt so weird i felt so fuzzy but now i'm looking at myself and i just am fuzzy like shave your legs you know what i mean maybe that's the problem i'm having a really suck eyes never mind oh i have

also a patch on my back right here where he was like taking like alcohol swabs and like wiping off my spray tan so it's like i'm just tan and then i have like a white circle around my tattoo and i know he was stripping off layers i'm like yeah that's crazy dude i'll like ask a guy for a massage and then forget i have a spray tan on and feel it like balling up and i'm like i know he thinks this is gross it's balling it's beating up it was before turks you had like the fresh guy cory smack down oh my god and kai started giving her a back massage and then she had those two big circles girls i do the picture is the funny i have tears it was so funny god i need one of those before we go back on tour i want to literally be so tan and gorgeous oh my god yeah i love the guy cory special so much but i'm just always fucking it up you know what i mean oh my

god wait i have the cum shot tan. Oh, my God. I think I stole someone else's spray tan the other day. I'm not kidding. I get a call at 8 a.m. from my concierge and they go, your spray tan's here. I go, what? I go, OK, send her up. And I got it.

And it was just someone else who lives in your building? Must have been. That is hilarious. Didn't you do the same thing with maids one time? Like maids came to your place and you were just like yeah how about it maybe that was lila it was definitely lila i woke up today to a dream of a text a dream of a text in a group chat with you i can't even say it i'm so heartbroken on On May 1st, I was invited

alongside Brooke to be one of five influencers to have the privilege of meeting Gypsy Rose Blanchard. I know. That's the only thing about tour that's so frustrating is the things that you have to miss. Like, I love tour. I would never trade it for for the world like i'm so happy we're going back on tour but you're telling me i could be in a room with five people and miss grb like you know what i feel like that opportunity will present itself again you're gonna you're gonna get so lucky and you're gonna run into her at fucking alfred's i don't know dude though she's just i don't i put her on such a pedestal if it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires

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Like weirdly like I completely get comparing her to Helen Like you know what I mean Just like those figures Yeah it's just like she's literally a historical figure And it's like just imagine Like I feel like I would put her on to so many things She's definitely seen Like she's so online

It's kind of like being in like a time capsule Like she was like frozen in time She's just exactly thrown out into the real world it is so true right it's the closest thing you have i think to like kicking it with a god this is gonna get me canceled kicking it with like a victorian child that ass give her the rose vibrator like oh my exactly i want to tell her about lip flips and 2CB and M-Sculpt. Are you kidding? She's definitely done 2C by now. But like at the off chance she hasn't,

like I want to be the one, you know what I mean? Like I want to tell her about how you can charter yachts. Like I want to tell her about waist trainers. Let's take her to Miami. That's what I'm saying. Like all the things, especially with the path that she's on right now, like the tattoos and the cigarettes and all that,

like this is my alley, you know what I mean mean i want to tell her about an rumi corset so bad like there's just so many fucking things that she doesn't know about and she doesn't even know what she's missing oh my god it's actually crazy like i want to take her to the rainbow room i saw a rumor that she um divorced her husband because he snored. See, she just keeps getting better. Like, I fear we have way more in common than we, you know, we're more alike than not. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, I'm just so fucking bummed about this.

You know what I mean? And like, I'm not to shit on all the other influencers going, but it's like their approach would just be so different than what I think I have to offer her. What brand is even putting influencers up with gypsy blanchard like now that i think about it what type of exxon mobile ass shit like that is so true yeah like what you know what i mean like what's the context like i need more information honestly have her send us the details yeah imagine just like putting an airpod in her ear and like having her listen to video games like smoke a cigarette with her prison is like

not as like prison-y as you think it is like there's so much true in prison you've got ipads and fucking hair salons and like so true and no home munchies you do you can literally get your hair done in prison was she in federal or state probably federal because she's she was there for a long time eight years federal prison is like like disney cute outfit it's like the grove some of them like look like resorts i'm not kidding they have slippers and shit robes i'm serious stop pitching i'm serious i will fuck around and find out if you went to prison what do you think you would go for both of you you know i have a funny story i would go for stealing in Tana's first memory. Also, I don't even know if you guys know,

I've been working for Tana for like three fucking years now. We had no intro here. I'm her assistant. Everyone's just like, who is this bitch? No, they know you. No intro needed. I love that. No, Tana's first fucking memory of me is I started working for her like two days in.

I made a bad joke and I go, yeah, sometimes like when I'm drunk, I'm a klepto. It's her first ever day at my house. And Kyla hired her. Kyla was my executive assistant at the time, hires Paige. And at the time my closet was just a mess. So her job is closet organization. And she's making a joke about how she's a klepto. I'm like, I'm going to, you would have done her so many favors at that time. If you had just robbed her. Not kidding. it's funny because i really accredit that to bars like had i been sober like you know what i mean like i probably would have like maybe like kept an eye out like like yeah or like second thought about like

whatever but now i just know your sense of humor and i love it so much and like so you're just like me though like just trying to be funny like too quickly and then it was like like what a crazy fucking comment to make first day on the job i'm like yeah i'm a fucking kleptomaniac like first of all no i'm not i know for some reason i tell every single first date that i love lying and you don't like you don't say that to a guy who you're like trying to date but i get that you like to test the waters yeah and last time it didn't go well he was like that's literally horrible and embarrassing i was like well, well, that was a lie. I see. So I would go to jail for stealing. Okay.

What would you go to jail for? Dude, probably like, like how the situation got caught up. Like some tax evasion or some shit. Oh, for sure. That's how I'm going. Isabella just came home and she was like, um, she has to pay her taxes and she like had, hadn't in a while or something. So she's freaking out. Cause it's like a big lump sum. And she was like, has that to pay her taxes and she like had hadn't in a while or something so she's freaking out because it's like a big lump sum and she's like has that ever happened to you

and like i will i've talked about this on the podcast before but like when i had to write that check for 1.7 million dollars to the government when i was with jordan like i just didn't pay for years and that's insane we allegedly it was supposed to be handled and allegedly it wasn't and he just came to me one day and i like couldn't post mates and shit. I'm not going to lie. I'm currently filing for bankruptcy. No, for three years. Really? Oh, but it's because my dad told me I didn't have to.

And like I wasn't making any money. Like you don't really have to file if you aren't really making any money. Do you pay your taxes? Every year, baby. The way you're like, I like employ you and don't know that. I'm like, no. Yes. I just miss having a job where they were taken out automatically.

It's like, well, that's another element too. It's like I had a job. Like I don't, those first two years, it was like, whatever. Do you pay taxes on shit like Depop? Like, is there any way to like dirty money it up in the influencer space? Yeah. There's so many things you can like that. Literally, there's people whose entire job it like it's their whole job to like write everything off

yeah i know about all that it's just like there's little intricacies that do end up obviously adding up it's it was so crazy that do you remember that year where revolve set a bunch of gifting to all these influencers like they were sending everyone i got got i got got okay what happened because they were sending me like thousands and thousands of dollars of gifting and you don't understand that you have to pay taxes on all of that so then i owed all this money on all this free stuff i got that i didn't even really ask for are you serious yeah all these influencers were like like you know what i mean like smaller influencers like tripping and shit up and now but like i think you should be able to decide like if i had known, I might not have accepted so much.

Yeah, because you think it's a gift. Yeah, it's not a gift. Oh, that's crazy. I mean, it is a gift. Thank you, Rupa. I love you, Rupa. I had so much fun at the festival. Brooke, I love seeing you, like, transform into your brand safe era.

Like, I just feel like. I think I've been brand safe this whole time. But, like, you're a little more cautious now. You know what I mean? Which I respect, but I, obviously've been brand safe this whole time but like you're a little more cautious now you know what I mean which I respect but I obviously I'm never gonna fucking be like that so I feel like I have to keep the the canceled on our back I'm like and fuck right kidding and keep it in oh I think that you are gonna be an amazing addition to the cancelled podcast I think you're a nice third little guest especially when I feel like I can't carry I just I just did three hours of just Trish so I feel like I literally exhausted all my topic when I

found out you were coming here after that I was like damn she's brave because I I feel like I give more at Trisha's like I give everything I have I leave there like I felt I left I was like oh my god I have the best personality ever. That was so fun. And I just like love talking. And then it took me a whole hour to get here. And by the time I got here, I was like this. Yeah. Yeah.

I leave Trisha's and I feel like I'm on a Molly come down because it's such a serotonin high like being there. And I love her. She's you know what I mean? I wanted to bring her bulldog ramen today because it's in pink packaging. And I was like, oh, my God, this is so Trish. But then I was afraid it would like literally induce her labor. Brooke, I tried so hard. Like when you originally came to the forefront with your bulldack obsession,

I was like, listen, like whenever you like something, I like want to try it. Like, obviously like, you know, that's what you do as friends. And I was like, I just don't need to try this because like, if she is this obsessed with this like radioactive food, I know I'm going to have a serious fucking problem with it. And I finally caved and i have been housing bulldack ramens like it is just nobody's business and it's like lucky for you i'm about to buy this town out i feel like i shit out a noodle that was like sizzling like it's like oh my god it's so good though it's so fucking sick i wish i could get a bulldog brand deal i'm trying to only do brand deals that i or like things i use you know what i mean and like i've

talked about bulldog so much you should do like a yeah a bulldog giveaway i don't want to i don't want to give it away though but dude i'm so serious because you've been hyping up for so long and i was like oh it can't be all that like whatever no no no i had a bite it was all that oh it's so good have you been putting heavy cream and cheese in it no she always asks me this like i just don't think that you realize that i will never be someone with like heavy cream like you don't even know what it's like you don't even know how how good it actually is but it just already feels heavy and creamy no because you're supposed to put like a dash of heavy cream and just like a handful of mozzarella cheese and it is oh my i want a fridge tour oh my god oh i

no lucky for you lucky for you i just took a photo literally yesterday you should see the contents of my fridge no look at my pan look at the contents of my pantry i took a photo yesterday because i was like this is humiliating look at this one coffee creamer and trader joe's um smoked salmon that's it look at my pantry oh that's insane let me see that's insane us girls send you the photo but it just is like there's not one thing that doesn't clog your arteries in that whole thing yeah whenever i go to brooks it's so funny because it's like only pr really or like like niche orders like i literally live at like the willy wonka fucking chocolate factory but then they'll just be them up like this like a jar of Rao's like weird potato soup.

Like that, like she loves. I noticed I haven't opened it because I'm busy eating the fucking buck. I have Bucky's Bucky Beaver nuggets in there that I ordered on Amazon. I don't like things that taste like maple syrup. Those were so good. It was like French toast. I'm not going to lie.

I got these for a man and then I, and then I decided to keep them for myself. That's you know what's crazy i don't know the time frame of when this was happening could have been 10 years ago or 75 and you can let me know but like if we were in the era where like they lobotomized women we would all need a lobotomy you look up right now oscar what were the qualifications for women to get like to need lobotomies back at that time i think you just needed to be a woman yeah i think you just need to like say something to a man and they were like scramble your brain i actually think it was like like adhd mania like just anything and they were what is a lobotomy i think it's like when they take the like the ice pick and like scramble

your brain or they remove like half your brain. I don't know. Something, something brain. But then all of a sudden you're just. Yeah. They like take out part of your brain and then you're just like. But were people coming out like talking still? No, not really.

And you should see like what. Is it giving Zandemic? One of the members of the Kennedy family, they got her a lobotomy and she wasn't even like like nothing was hardly even wrong with her. They got who a lobotomy? John F. Kennedy's like niece or something i don't remember what it was but she you see like the before and after and it's so crazy like there's videos of her i feel like back then a woman was just like i have an opinion they're like lobotomized get that bitch out of here so it doesn't specify women but it says patients with schizophrenia, severe depression.

Depression? OCD. And in most cases, people with learning difficulties. We're fucked. Yeah, we would have been so fucked. But it does say that it was mostly performed on women. Wait, what? It does say that it was mostly performed on women.

That is crazy. Crazy. Speaking of people who need a lobotomy, I want to talk about pregnant people at Coachella I feel like that's hilarious and this is one of those things where maybe a lot of my hatred is rooted from jealousy like I wish that I like I barely had the energy to be a non-pregnant person at Coachella so I think that that's like where my anger is coming from but like why you know it's so fucking crazy we were waiting in line at will call to get our wristbands and i saw like a five-year-old run up and get a band and i was like wait it just hit me

that there's like not an age limit on that people push strollers around coachella like depends on what stages they're going to i remember during peso pluma i turned around and i saw damn near like at most it was a three-year year old on someone's shoulders with like headphones. And it's like, yes, they're taking the precaution of giving the headphones so that it is crazy. So it's not, you know what I mean? Like damaging its hearing. But like, I still think that's kind of fucked up and selfish. Yeah, honestly, I don't think it's I think it's so cool.

I think that if I had a photo to show of me at Coachella when i was three i would love that i don't know but imagine being three at coachella so fun and you see a bunch of people with like molly jaw doing a seance and shit like that's like fucking weird to me like i can't wait to grow up i think i would have so much fun i also that is a little crazy just the pregnant but there just the pregnant it depends on who you're seeing like there's there's so many artists on the coachella lineup that are just like really chill like little indie artists and then these little like hippie people will bring their babies and they'll like dangle them by their hair i i understand maybe like yeah like bringing your like six-year-old to coachella like when there's I don't but the stroller of it all and the pregnancy of it all I also think that I think about pregnancy like if I was pregnant I would genuinely be scared to jump up and down no my mom went

repelling when she was pregnant with me like literally off the side of a mountain I mean she was also my mom but I Ivy went nine months pregnant to Coachella literally nine months and just like people run into you. It sounds really fucking dangerous. Yeah, but you could do a lot too. Like it's not like really that easy to fuck up. That's really why I can never be pregnant. I would not move.

I would have bed sores. One hundred percent I would have bed sores. And I know we're different in that regard. You'd be on the fucking reformer like killing it. There is a girl who has been doing reformer Pilates at Allo, literally fully pregnant. I don reformer, like killing it. There is a girl who has been doing reformer Pilates at Alo, literally fully pregnant. I don't even know like the parameters.

Like you can't eat chocolate, right? You can't eat chocolate. And you're going to go to Coachella. No, but all of those are like, like there, it's not recommended. Like you can drink wine when you're pregnant. Like I'm not gonna, but you can. Paige, do you, can I tell you a fun fact about me that I don't know if I've ever shared with you?

Wait, please. One time I ate a Tide Pod. of all I did know that and also like that's it's predictable that's so upsetting I just was really thinking about that the other day that's that's giving Zandemic like because I was definitely just like not in my right state of mind I think you would die I promise you I remember the taste more than anything you can ever remember the taste. I don't know if I like fully chewed it like on some bulldack shit, but like, I know that pop was satisfying as hell.

All get out. I have a lot of fear about Murphy. I have like an irrational fear of Murphy getting a Tide pod. I just look back at my, like my era when Elijah Daniel was my best friend. Like when you have that friend that's like equally as crazy as you and like down to egg on that behavior like the things that I did during that era I just can't believe like that's why I had to get rid of Lila I was like why am I doing this just kidding I love you Lila well Brooke did ketamine this weekend I did do ketamine this weekend

Can I say that? You did? Yeah That Coachella gave it to me He gave me Molly for the first time last year He and

this year he came by he goes open your mouth I go ah he pops in the fucking shroom chocolate I said thank you What was ketamine like for you? I didn't actually do ketamine

like it was like this little square I was like come on I was like okay fine I think that if so long as you're not snorting it they told me it was just gonna make me feel more drunk I am so against like I don't do any snortable drugs these days that's not my vibe I don't really do drugs in general I'll dabble in mushrooms if I'm like really in the right headspace but I try not to fuck with myself that much because, I literally like alter my brain chemistry every day with fucking 300 milligrams of wellbutrin and whatever else.

So why am I going to put something in there? That's going to wonk it up the whole thing upside down. That's fair. You didn't take Molly this Coachella for that reason. Huh? And I really wanted to be rolling at Lana's set. Like that was like my ideal situation. If you were rolling,

we would have died. Paige, if you guys could have seen, I wish that we had a camera on Paige and Ty during Lana's set at Coachella. It was unsafe. They were literally a disservice to every single person within fucking 100 yards of the direction. Their radius just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger.

It was like, I don't even know how to explain it you guys were having sex i swear to god i think we were you love lana more than anything in the world so it was all excusable behavior for me had it been like an artist you didn't really give a fuck about i would have been like absolutely you're like so with the wristband and then just you're in ties love like i don't know how either one of you will ever marry other people. I don't either. Like, truly, he is the love of my fucking life. And like, he literally told me the next day we woke up after Lana.

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Why don't you guys just fuck? I don't know. I feel like it's like a slow burn. We will. That's how I feel about. If you were able to convert this gay man back straight, that is like the craziest shit ever. I think maybe Paige can go so gay herself that she's like practically his type.

You guys are really rewriting like history with your love. Two gays make a straight. It's so funny. I was just watching the guy that Ty's talking to stand there and like wait for his turn while y'all were making out like out of the notebook and I was like this is the weirdest shit. We just have like the weirdest dynamic

like I can't even explain it. Like we are just so like deeply in love with each other but it's like platonic but it's like romantic but it's like also like my best friend. You've always said though that you really believe in like platonic love over anything absolutely yeah would you ever like be in like a civil um what's it called like when you marry somebody but it's like you're just in a partnership that is like our dream situation we talk about that all the time oh like you guys could co-parent i know and then what you just go whack off in the

other room and then like come back it's got to be better than what a man can do. It's true. Yeah. Honestly. It honestly is true. My dream scenario or this is like this is how I think you can bypass this whole situation. I always say this to her. Having two boyfriends who are also boyfriends.

Like, for example, if you added one more gay to the situation and you were the girlfriend of both of these guys but then they were also dating each other so he's still getting what he needs that's like my dream situation exactly and i will we talked about this this weekend i just i said that too i would love to have two boyfriends be my boyfriend like i would love to be in like a polyamorous relationship but with two gay guys i agree that is like actually ideal like that is my dream situation what did your mom text you on the way into coachella she's like how's coachella send pictures da da da i send her ones of me and ty she goes you're absolutely gorgeous and i showed ty and he really got mad so i go what about ty she goes he's cute too very good looking she goes too bad you're a gay man stuck in a woman's body maybe he could just accept that

from your mother because i texted her i said we are getting married we have the biggest crush on each other she goes too bad you're a gay man stuck in a woman's body my own mother by a witch's curse by a witch's curse baby it's so true it really is it's but i just i mean i feel like i understand a lot of the hype you know what i mean like gay man just get it man, just get it. Gay man, just get it. I think like I always have like liked really feminine guys though. But now like I want like a manly guy just cause I'm like, Oh my God,

do this for me. I want to feel like just a little girl who can't do anything. Like, I just want to feel like a guy's like so mad. Cause I feel like with like a Clinton, I'm like, Oh my God, he can't do anything.

And so I'm like, God, stupid idiot. I'll kill the fucking bug. You stupid fucking loser. But like, I want like a guy who I'm like, can you get it? Yeah, that's fair.

I agree with that. I love that's when I really do love weaponized incompetence. Like I, when I like poor Makoa, I just, I, I fully, like I have this whole bit right now where I pretend to him that I am like a little tiny Polly pocket, like actually in real life, like, oh, I can't close the curtain. Like that would be so heavy. Like, it's like, I'm this big and the curtains this tall, like, and I've just taken it. That's my just life bit. I just do that all day long, but it's so, or like, I'll pick up something like, and be like, and it's like this vape, like, you know what I mean? Like, and I can't, that's why guys don't like me. Cause I'm

such like, oh, like I'll do it. I'll do it myself. why guys don't like me because I'm such like oh like I'll do it I'll do it myself so that's like they're like babe like I'll grab the door for you I'm like no it's okay yeah you need to be like that's why that's gotta be it anyway yeah no Molly at Lana because I am on Lexapro Lexapro

made me throw up everywhere I can't believe raw dog in life i was just gonna say i kind of want to just fuck around and try an antidepressant because a lot of my negatives of adhd go hand in hand with but i'm not depressed yeah but i'm just lazy i'm like that's so lucky i can't even imagine just being not depressed i know but it's like but i'm so depressive like do you get what i'm saying like i can't like a lot of that's the thing your ADHD is causing that it's not like actual depression it's like you feel like feeling like you can't do something and having no like self-efficacy yeah like lazy and just tired and lazy and fucking exhausted and like mentally fucking exhausted but it's from ADHD and that's

that's just what sucks that the only thing that fixes ADHD is meth like so then I just that like I want to fuck around and try a fucking... You got to watch Madeline RG's podcast. She talks about this so, like, eloquently, like, makes you understand, because, like, I just, in my head, I'm like... Imagine talking about anything eloquently. Yeah, no.

I could literally fucking never. I'm like, yee-haw, the Adderall, that'll work like fucking hell, dude. Even at Coachella, she was just so eloquent. I know. It's never going to be me. It's never. Dana and I were downstairs in her bathroom, and I said something to her, was just so eloquent. I know. It's never going to be me. It's never. Dana and I were downstairs in her bathroom and I said something to her like so deadpan.

We're talking about like flight times. I was like, yeah, Slade Diva. This one's like boots mama. Like so serious brain rot. Like I'm taking that so far lately. Like hit the mother bong and queened out like that. Like I've been saying that. When did you learn purr?

Purr is, she purred me twice in a day. What? I'm laughing like this. She said like she's texting in like the canceled group chat like what's your ETA? I said 304 and she goes purr. Oh my god. I think it must be so funny because it's like I'm like that and then I'll be like hold on allow me to connect you with my executive assistant and then you're like hey diva it would be gag city if she could come at 9 p.m like you know whoever's on the other end of all of our business shit is like like how did she find another i know i feel like in the beginning too like i would take it so seriously i'm like yes tenet will be reporting to the stage at 509 like so yeah i love the way that you guys like match up though because that was fun on tour when i had like allison who matches me perfectly

we are we're two halves of a whole idiot and it works so well for us it was so funny on tour because brooke has found someone who's just like her so like they're showing up like 20 minutes early like we come downstairs in the exact same outfit like like braids clean skin bows like cute earrings and then me and page are showing up like potato sacks on like yeehaw motherfuckers what's up fucking bucky's nuggets in hand the grip i love it a grip it's always dogs out it's oh my fucking it but it just it works so well for us it really does i know but like i understand why like us showing up to work is a lot of people's nightmare but like we i for me i think that's what's made us work together so well for like three years is we're just like literally two halves of a whole idea i always tell tana like

you're perfect for her because you just don't give up like like what would normally be such a tedious task for me it's like so easy for me because she's like whatever just shove it in there like yeah I don't know because it's very just like whatever like in the beginning I was so type a and I would like freak out over shit and now like I've just obviously adjusted over time like I've became type b to like mesh with her because it's like there's no sense in stressing myself out I I'm learning. I'm learning also, but like, there's no sense in like panicking about shit. That doesn't matter.

Like I've just adjusted myself. I think I'm not to a fault. Like I wish I could be type a, you know what I mean? And it's just, I'm so type B, like everything will pan out. Like who gives a fuck?

Even just, I was thinking about this the other day that like in the beginning, the way we would like meticulously pack for shit and now it's like yeah I'm throwing one shoe in a suitcase and just hope like rolling the dice you know and now you're like that and it's like you know I am not type a though like at all and you always describe like me as type a and I like I'm the most unorganized person I'm messy I'm like I'd never have it together I'm never like I'd never do anything right well then she's like type c but something about the contrast like from like has made me look appear that way yeah if allison were to look at me she's like how the fuck can

you not do this like yeah i guess i'm just too far off the rails in that in that like regard you know what i mean yeah there's like levels to it because i'm bad like if any of my other friends were to look at me they're like god get it together i'm like calling bb every day like can you please come unpack my suitcase i'll give you a hundred dollars that's i've been loving seeing the transformation of her though like like she used to get so mad when i would offer people money to do shit and now it's like i love seeing that celsius check of yours go straight to like who gonna get it i'm paying for quality of life and there's that's priceless. That's I've always said that. I've always fucking said that. Even I have not said that ever.

Not once. Well, this is the thing, Paige, is the day that you told me your Paw Patrol story. I had an entire shift where I want to make you an influencer so bad. I think you're the funniest person I've ever met. Paw Patrol story. Paw Patrol. OK, so I used to work at Texas Roadhouse back in the day, and once

a month, we would have kids night, right? So kids night was always like a theme. Kids would come in, they would do like arts and crafts and shit, like whatever. A dream, first of all. A dream. Actually, it was a nightmare working there. But one of the nights, we had Paw Patrol night. So we

called in to get a mascot. Like Papa Troll be there on the double. No job too big, no pup too small. Yeah, like the dogs, like the sheriff dog and whatnot. So we called in to get a Papa Troll mascot. So I'm standing at the host stand. I'm like, whatever, whatever. There's like 20 kids lined up ready to meet like Papa Troll.

Papa Troll from the movie Troll in like papa troll papa all the kids have like dog hats on and she has kids are decked out in papa troll merch one of them damn near had a seizure they were crying and screaming like all hell broke loose in the texas roadhouse that's fucking funny and i want what does papa troll look like papa troll me like and i don't know why i just feel like i give papa troll i am so lady glitter sparkles look her up for real who the fuck is lady okay so this is what was supposed to show up yeah and this is what showed up yes this is what was supposed to be there and this is that's me like paw patrol it does strangely look like you it looks like i'm like did miss kim do that

page just said i am so lady glitter sparkles wait are there characters let me go look them up you guys aren't real troll fans i think that before we end this episode we have to end by reviewing some other people's Coachella outfits because it is a tradition of ours. I just want to talk about it. The fashion this year was so interesting to me over any other year. Everyone just kind of did their own thing. And I haven't seen that in years.

So I liked the like flip of that, but still there were some, some questionable fits for sure. Starting with Tara yummy. I think I loved this one. I love a denim denim on denim she's also adorable so i just feel like she looks cute body body on time i know you know how hard it is to still like look cute like that when you're four foot fucking 10 i really like when people stay to their own style but just elevate it i almost feel like she's less dressed up at

coachella than she dresses up in daily life right yeah but that even that that within itself this isn't like emo she usually is like very emo girl and this is cute it's like cowgirl cowgirl yummy i love people who can make a messy ponytail look so if i had that messy ponytail on in any way i would look like i just threw up uh-huh like you know what i mean i'm gonna give this like a nine out of ten oh see that's see that's taria yeah that's that's taria me on her podcast that's taria me at walmart but i love that about her and she looks cute and therefore it's one of those things where i love it because it's her like i love it because it's her it's so her if i saw anyone else in it i think that i would like think it's the doll's killification of it all you know what i mean what

if i wore that oh yeah no what would you do that's like well you would just be having a mental break if you wore that like that is so against everything you know but I like her it's so crazy though because I like look at her I'm like she's the cutest and she couldn't be further from my vibe I know she is so sweet she's so cute god she's perfect I was looking for her everywhere just because she slayed Coachella so hard last year. She is perfect. I really want to say this and I was saying it all weekend and I really mean this from everything in me. I Zoe Fish is my Coachella. I'm not like I feel like the way people care about like what Kendall Jenner or Hailey Bieber

or whatever where I only care what Zoe Fish wears to Coachella. She is Coachella. Like she she's just like she's it. She is the girl. Her fashion is fucking impeccable. Every outfit of hers is a 10 out of 10. I aspire to be her so bad. She is there anyone we don't like in this though?

Cause I want to say something mean about someone. Oh yeah, definitely. Zoe Fisher is my Coachella though. For real. Like I love this. I give this an 11 out of 10. It's so funny because I tried on something just like the skirt that she's wearing. It's like, I think it's acting studios.

I don't know if hers is, but acting studios did that like denim on mesh. And I put it on and I looked like somebody's me ma me look like Stevie Nicks like I'm not even kidding me too yeah but it just like imagine me in like some denim mesh like to the floor shit and I was like someone's gonna eat this up but I had to like rip it off my body I was like absolutely not she's fucking perfect I want to talk about this look. I hate this. I loved his other one. What was his other one? I only saw him one of the days.

I thought he looked gorgeous, like very traditional James. But like he was still Coachella. This, like I can't get behind the fucking mullet wig. I am so ridiculously behind this. I think the mullet is so hot. No, because, okay, what we need to do is find a photo of him that he didn't post. Like, what did he look like standing at the VIP bar? Could you tell he was wearing a mullet wig?

I saw him in this look, and no, like, I thought it was. Really? I don't, I just, I like the, like, Conan Gray-ification. I loved the eye makeup this was the other looks of his to me felt like to him to style to like I don't know the colors too though I think you're gonna look back on that and be like why did I do that I like I love the fit I love the mullet something about a mullet just gets me going the eye makeup I just wish he went like natural nothing but it felt natural to me for him this was the look that i like the other ones to me felt one trip and fall away from an assless chap okay

like this one to me felt like so different and like i don't fucking know i loved it oh i'm obsessed with this mimeo cowboy hat i want it so bad i know i was i almost i thought about buying it for you because you said you liked it but then i was like i think i want to have to buy it for me i don't know i would just borrow it honestly the wet t-shirts like the wet tank top look is so sickening the only thing i didn't like about a wet shirt is that lele pons and hannah stocking did it and i loved it on them too for some reason it really upset me oh i didn't see i think they did their biggest with that like i liked seeing them in some more chill shit like i saw lele in person and i was like wow i really like this oh really i love that would I would have worn an outfit that Alicia was just

I love the lonification of Alicia Marie like you can see it in her glow like when I saw her in person I was like you've been lonified and like I love this cute I would wear like I just would wear that the jorts I would wear it too I would lose the studded belt but that's it i would lose the studded belt too i know you are sweet when you want to bet on sports played on a field or iso course bet rivers is the place over under money lines same game paul a's it's all fine you'll put a smile on your face bet on the sports you love with that river sports book take a chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600

to speak to an advisor free of charge this to me is everything i love that see that to me is ashley schwan in japan oh it's c Cody Colaccino down the street I'm like suddenly I fucking hate it that is Mario Selman in Japan can we throw Mario into this mix I need I have shit to say absolutely I yeah this to me just feels like James Charles at Coachella and like but I like the mullet more that's well that's what I want to see I want to feel like oh it's Paige at Coachella it's Tana at Coachella, it's Tana at Coachella. Like this feels like James at Coachella. The other one felt like. But I think James needs to not give James at Coachella. His cream outfit was the best, I thought.

This was my favorite look Alex had, I loved it. This look is pretty good, I'll give her that. But I can't tell if I just like how she looks. Yeah. It's just a white t-shirt, but I love the little baby shorts. Baby shorts were like my thing this year. Like, or like what I thought was gonna be big at coachella and then i barely even saw any of it

i saw so many baby shorts that's all i saw that's all i saw i feel like that was like the you know what i mean i saw a lot of baby shorts i do love those shorts i just think i love to see her be cat like just like cool girl casual yeah but i don't remember what her other outfits were it's i do like this one like her face just gives me so like miami girl obviously like miami girl like gorgeous pretty that it's like the outfit like like if you put like devin lee carlson in that fit i'd be like damn that eats but because it's alex i'm like oh yeah she looks cute like it's like she's just so pretty that it like yeah like i get what you're saying like like president of the Miami girls like pretty like so pretty that it like

doesn't make the outfit as cool like it's less edgy and more pretty and put together correct I get what you're saying I do really like this honestly like I think she looks sweet and she is gorge yeah it's just it's sweet um oh my god

this made me want to go home I saw this in person and it made me want to go home that's all i know to say it made me want to go the fuck home like i last minute i had like a cooler edgy outfit and i didn't want to wear it like my turtleneck lore yeah because i was just like this is like i'm doing too much and then i wore like just a more basic top and baby shorts and i got there and i saw her and i was like, I'm a failure. And I love it. We all blew it. She is everything I want to be in more. God,

I'm obsessed with her. What's next? And if I took a picture like that, someone would be her other fit. Yeah. Okay. I can't even keep talking about Zoe because she's perfect. Everything is perfect.

Ever to the detail, but she puts in the effort and she just has the eye that no one else has. My brain would never do such a thing. Like layer, layering those two tops to me feels like E equals mc squared yes you know my literally it would not compute that would never happen in my brain like it just wouldn't hate awful awful awful i love her i hate that so much but only i feel like imagine getting caught on a doorknob in that shit oh my nipple ring would be topsy turvy twisted around in that.

Sherry hell prom dress. Oh, shit. It's Roberto Cavalli. It's ugly. No, I like her. I just loved the other one. I just want like this just feels so like Windsor store. Justine would bring me that outfit and tell me it's Cavalli.

And then I would get roped into wearing it. You know what I mean? I do. I guess it weirdly it did help me for you to tell me that outfit and tell me it's Cavalli and then I would get roped into wearing it. You know what I mean? I do. I guess it does. Weirdly, it did help me for you to tell me that like I've had a lot of things like that happen where like some archive designer is brought to me and just because it's archive designer. Yeah. Like I get roped into it and I don't realize what it looks like to the average eye. If anyone can this it's her like just how beautiful she is i would look so fucking oh my god oh yeah i'm sitting here judging like i can't like i know i don't have a fucking tank top yeah literally yeah please don't write fucking gorgeous she's literally gorge i know i just don't like the outfit this yeah you're right this really sucks i would love to see michael tr Trawertha in that like

Michael Trawertha would wear that it's on theme that's what I'm saying literally it's on theme like the dune realness but looks like he's going to Yeezy service Sunday service Rick Owens to me has to match personality to an extent to me like

I like knowing James Charles and you know what I mean like seeing him in like a like a hard-ass Rick Owens boot like I know so many people that I would see that in and love but I think that that is his thing is playing so much into the theme that it strays like away from him and like he does like this outfit eats no but like it's just like it doesn't eat i love that he's like like at the microsoft desktop i know he's literally that's not at coach that's not at my coachella that's it he's at sunday service that's where they had your sunday service yeah like i that's i've never once and those boots are criminal i don't care who the fuck made them i love the boots i really do and i love

rick owens i want that's the problem but like i i think i give that the beauty influencers do something that no one else can okay okay i think the word is should no one else should yes exactly like they've got to carry a percentile of coachella that no one else can it's's giving like Dorothy, no? Yeah, it's giving Pippi Long. Yeah. Pippi Long. My makeup looks like that today for the canceled podcast.

My makeup looks just like that. Like, actually, look at me. I don't even think the makeup, the outfit to me is the problem. I think she looks great. I see no difference. But no, I'm not fucking. I'm not fucking with the picnic table ex Coachella belt

guys this pains me because I love Antonio so much listen we have to be honest I know I love Antonio so much also I can never see that belt again on anyone I can never see that belt again I have a problem where it's like if I love someone I want to say I like their look but that's just not always

true yeah I would be a bad like if I love someone, I want to say I like their look, but that's just not always true. Yeah. I would be a bad friend if I said. I think I saw. Might as well get Mario up here. I saw everyone in the beauty community and it was this in a different way, though, and I think that that's the lore. That is the beauty community lore.

Yeah. Okay. They're like. It's giving stagecoach. Literally, it's so funny because I was just going to say, like, I saw Douse. He is the most beautiful fucking person i've ever seen he really is i'm laughing because i saw him at the coachella vip bar and we have this whole conversation at the end of the conversation he looks at me and he goes now wash your makeup off tonight pookie

and just walks away and i was like that is so real like i messaged him at 3 a.m i was like i did it it was my first time doing it that's why i have a sty like but see here's the thing like if i saw an ig model in this i would be like get your ass home yeah do you know what i mean like it's i'm not into the toilet paper trend but it's dune yeah no it's the dune trend like that's not because it was long before that it's like all those like little flowers with all the toilet papers on them everyone was wearing that oh i guess that's fair my birthday last year yeah me at the canceled podcast live dinner or launched him live dinner we're just live fucking all these men i love it because it's douse like you know what i mean like it's it's the bits fitting that I want his body I was just gonna say the body doesn't come with the fit but oh my god I complimented a beauty guru this

weekend on their bbl and I didn't it was just one of those where I was bored I was just bored and I was like I love your bbl and then they were like yeah like you need one like when are you gonna get one like hit me up like some shit and I was like I didn't actually want the smack i want to be so i want to be so clear nobody in history besides kylie jenner has ever looked good with a bb it's so funny because when you compliment the beauty gurus on their like surgeries like they they'll talk to you like yeah like you need this like i can't believe you don't have this and it's like in your head you're just like whatever yeah i love it well their outfits are stupid but i love them so much no but i even someone says she's giving happy happy gilmore hat adam sandler yeah

i don't love the outfits because they're so shitty that it's no i love them too say i felt the same way about hayley bieber's look where it's like i love when you put so many stupid things together that it's just fun i agree i love going to coachella looking like and i love that taylor has her red lip no matter what i love that taylor has her red lip no matter what i love that she's in her era where you know he looked at her in that outfit was like is this good and she was like yes babe yes i'm so excited for what taylor's new album oh shit i love it i love them so funny because if it was anyone else you would absolutely like crucify yeah and i'm like what's another like just random couple we can think of oh is that rocky and rihanna around here well yeah but like that

that's not a random couple i would say oh who's next i mean you just know oscar and shay that's the worst thing i've ever seen oh my god pitiful that's i picture him posing out in front of a car and like in front of a car with the doors open it's pitiful it's so him you don't know him i just know he likes that outfit you know what i don't like when the low socks is what's sending me to the moon is like like why are your ankles showing no air force ones with the burberry smack that burberry in general i'm like you retire it i love that sabrina and taylor's men like did this though like there's something about being with a man and like you're so in love with him

and like fashion's not his forte and then you're just like yes babe I love your Coachella fit oh yeah and you yeah but I feel like Sabrina's so I feel like she would be like take that the fuck off you know his fucking feet smell like Tostito chips uh-huh next but why do I want to oh I love this one I think she's so cute is that

is that a peplum top no it's not a peplum top she's just it's a jersey peplum top. She's just it's a it's a jersey. She gets smoked for this. Yeah. Why? I love it. I like it, too, but it's not. I mean, it's Haley.

So I think she could do better. I loved her other one. I like this one. I like that her Coachella style has always just been her style elevated. I don't mean to be positive Polly Pocket over here. God damn it. Well, I mean, I think I love her other outfit with like the head scarf and like all of that this is not like my favorite but I also love that she can just do whatever she wants and get away with it that's

the thing oh the little Mary Janes with the socks this was my favorite Coachella outfit so cute this was my favorite Coachella outfit Charli D'Amelio oh my god it feels like almost just like britney spears or something like her like getting older and being like able to like really like slutify some shit like in her hot girl era this is so hot it's insane i love her she looks perfect dude i got tiktok dance i went i literally went up to her i go keep dancing charlie i heard it's funny ty was talking about that and didn't know that that's like a thing like thought you were just so on drugs that you were like keep dancing Charlie like and I had to explain to him no Charlie's dancing again it's a whole thing yeah but like imagine not knowing that and just overhearing you say that and being like like

thinking you're so on drugs that you're just like keep dancing I thought you were so drunk you're like keep going I just no I just god I like it was so happy that she started dancing again i saw men swarming her like unlike like you could that's it's attesting to the fact that she's finally in her like old enough hot enough era to the point that it's like scary like i i hope that i just don't want to see her honest charlie i i just saw her with a lot of men that i was also like 18 and fucking and look back now and was like, you know what I mean? Like, I just I had an event. It is such a canon event and you can't change it like you really can't. I just hope she's I don't want to see her get got by the creepers.

Yeah, I love Charlie's look so fucking much. She looked beautiful. Yeah, she's Paris Hilton's Paris Hilton. It's ass like ass, but she she is perfect she is just Miss Coachella and it's so cute I just think this again gives Windsor store but it's Paris Hilton so it's okay anyone else I'm I'm handcuffing them and I'm taking them to federal prison but it's Paris Hilton and where that you should hit me yeah she can do actually whatever the fuck she wants like and I love her little flower crown I actually actually really do love it. It is cute because I feel like throughout the years she is Miss consistent.

Like if anything happens, like she is going to look like that every year. And it's ethereal when it's her. Like you see her walk by with her nine bodyguards and it's like, oh, my God. Oh, yeah. You know, she'll sprint by and her poor bodyguards are like having to keep up. It's hilarious. So iconic. What's next?

She's like a little princess. Love, love, love, love, love, love, love. I don't know about this one, you guys. That, he looks, he's dressed like Chris Miles. That's why I love it. Yeah. I, oh, I love like a Mr. Put That Shit On. Like just like 80 different layered,

like things like this. I fucking love it. He's wearing like five different pairs of boxers and I love it. I love that fur. Like I had a little moment with that fur this weekend and i love it so i love like and it's just like imagine them walking by you like i would be so gagged if they walked by me in this no i they're sweaty i can tell they're sweaty i love rihanna so much she can do anything she can do anything and i will never ever ever criticize her but i will criticize i want to be

this for halloween like that's how much I love it. I love it so much. I love his boots. Yeah. All of it. I think he got cold. I don't think that was his look. I think he got cold. He is my favorite. This is just a Jake Shane review. He is my favorite person in the entire world. I can't express it enough.

I told him this weekend. I was like your use of your social media is like it's perfect. Like you're moving mountains for the next generation. I love you so much. I love everything he posts, everything he does. I love that he hard posted this, not in a swipe set, like just one photo in his crew neck and bandana. Like he's so authentic.

He's so funny. He is just like a little ball of sunshine. I like when he posts about his breasts. It wasn't the caption of this, like had to cover up my titties or something. He is like a little ray of sunshine. So fucking cute. fucking cute he's i've never had someone make me happier 20 out of 10 yeah yeah in fact he's perfect that this was his coach i'm sick i'm not even i can't explain the visceral reaction that i had when i saw this woman pull up on her fucking motorcycle i am sick to my stomach she is so fucking beautiful and whoever got her

i have never felt the way i felt seeing her in her first i loved this outfit but the blue the other one on stage i've never felt like it was like god like it genuinely it felt like she wasn't a person it was so ethereal literally she's timeless features like i've never seen anybody with her like oh god she looks like a fucking princess she is she has kiss three just i know in life three right she is actually perfect she's the most stunning woman on the fucking planet timeless beauty like oh my god i'm i'm in love this wasn't even like a rate of her outfit i'm like she's gorgeous yeah outfits great no notes zero love when you want to bet on sports played on a field Gorgeous. Yeah. Outfits. Great. No notes. Zero.

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I just don't remember seeing Olivia. I don't know where I was during that set. So I feel about when I went to see Billie. I just don't even remember seeing her. I love this outfit. I like that's some shit I would have wanted to wear to Coachella a few years ago. And it's just so Gwen only she can do it. Yeah, truly. And I'm so happy for only she can do it. Yeah, truly.

And I'm so happy for that. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Little princess. Oh, this stage set also had me gagged like the red bed in the daytime. It's so,

it's so cute. She is actually like, and she had the best set time. That's my favorite set time when they're blowing in the wind and it's like, like sun's about to set. I miss them every year. Oh my God. It was so good. Barry's outfit was tragic. like the little videos of him recording her yeah and she

waves to him yeah she's the cutest i think i love her she's so funny though because like when i look at her she's so innocent and like and then she just came in me three times yeah i know and i feel like i used to hate those little like jingles that she would do at the end but now i'm kind of with it she is the people's princess i'm just not with it when we're at the eras where i'm like someone's seven in the audience oh yeah well did you see her doing the jojo dance in this like she she was on stage hitting like the no yeah mama's a bitch yeah fully and jojo like duetted it it was just funny like all the comments are like she's not she's not teaming this she's not with you jojo we are

well i feel like she was hammered during doing this which also made it like so iconic to me maybe she wasn't she was just maybe she was just lit but like i loved it like i felt like she was just like on her shit that's how i got my phone stolen. Is she dating Odessa? It's up in the air. I don't know. Did you hear her like sample of her new song? Yeah. Some people think it's Claro.

Both great choices. Ooh. Both great choices. Yeah, she didn't slay here necessarily, but I love her regardless and that's that. But I mean, it's Billie again. She can do anything. Like she'd wear that.

Yeah. Like if I saw her wear this on the Grammys carpet I would still be like it's Billie and she's slang. She just like no rules apply to her to me. Yep. You know. We should have known she was going gay when she took them nails off. This was my favorite outfit in the absolute entire world. When she came out on stage I came. Wait do you know that Tyler Lambert did her

fur look? Yes. Really? He's king of the fur. I'll tell you that much. He is. I want him to make me some fur chonies. I'm bushed up. This set gave me full body chills, like actual full body chills. She did demons and me and Ari were walking up to the stage and I was like actually being

possessed. It was so fucking good. It was one of those things where I was like, this is a satanic ritual, but I want to be a part of it. Oh, yeah. What's wrong with satanic? I don't think I know enough about him I don't know I feel like this is how I look after eight hours with Miss Kim Beauty and like I'm so into it I'm so into it I really want to do an outfit like this what's next I fucking love I spice because she is just

always in a Gia set like like shaking ass yeah I think that's what bothers me about it I think it's just knowing that it's IMG I'm like iSpice you have millions and millions of dollars shaking ass in the deli it's just but she can do no wrong to me because I think she's the cutest fucking little angel but like something about her almost makes me feel like she's like the face of a Gia baddie

yes like she's getting paid definitely probably yeah definitely IMG posts everything she does oh yeah i would too if she was wearing imgia but also you could just see her liking imgia hella like she's just so authentic to herself and like i look good in this like i look like a body her body's made for it i know like that's that's why i think i'm into it because she is like the face of it like the poster girl of a gs set and it's like iconic does she have like the face of it. Like the poster girl of a Gia set. And it's like iconic. Does she have like the Jersey Shore nails going on? Like how they like duck nails?

Yeah, the duck nails. She does. Oh my God. I want duck nails. Oh my God. But if I had duck nails, like. I would end you. Like cheese under them.

You can just see it now. We can't. I thought I was going to be cooking people. Because usually I am. But like. I was just just I was feeling positive today honestly half those outfits fucking sucked I just didn't have it in me to like cut like I just I can't separate the person from the outfit at this point like I feel like I'm coming for the person whatever but um I think the reason why I have transcended into this era where I'm being like

nicer about people's outfits is because I think that I had an ego death about the things that I have worn to pass Coachella's. And I just I want to talk about a couple Coachella outfits of my own today, if that's OK, you guys. I'm with an issue, a formal apology, maybe for a few. This was not that long ago. This was last time I went with you. And I actually don't think this is bad. Yeah. This is like what? I think if you like, to be honest with you, I think it's just my pose. Why am I doing that? Did you post that?

Like, yes, I posted that on my grid. Why do I have my, why did I always have to have a hand up like that? Like on the head? Like it was just so unnecessary. Is your signature move.

It also like the glasses and my hair matched. Like my hair had blue and yellow, like rubber bands all in it like i would do blue and yellow but i do like i love that corset of course that's great well wasn't it like vintage dior yeah but that again just one of those things where i think i got roped in because of the i don't know this one isn't this was just like to get us in the water okay can we keep going shoes wait go back go back those shoes you beat to smithereens they've seen it all the soles were falling off they've seen it absolutely all and i'd still wear them to this day i can't even believe

but now i'm three sizes bigger so interesting yeah this is like not even okay in any any capacity at all whatsoever i love like the fishnet the fishnet underwear underneath yeah like i know you had the craziest yeast infection after this situation i'm not even kidding brooke i like you're right like what this outfit did to my puss like i i think i just now recovered the fanny pack is so crazy where was like the chains like i just imagine the chain like all cold on your leg dude this kylie wore this a set like this to Coachella but it was like she was so rich that it was like at her house like at the pregame by the pool oh yeah I remember the photo I know what you're talking about I'm pretty sure hers was blue and I thought that I

was giving literal exactly just like Kylie exactly just like Kylie like I thought I was Kylie fucking Jenner I need to show you some candids too like this. Think about that. This was like as good as it got. Oh, yeah. Like I'm posing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely awful. Another interesting pose choice, but that's none of my business. It was the vibe at the time.

What's Kendall Jenner saying? I'm so happy. It's only 15. I'm happy you put the tongue back in your mouth. Me too. So happy I put my tongue. It was. I don't even know what's next.

Guys, can I show you before the earrings oh my god oh my god speaking of my earrings I've never seen this you still have those fucking earrings and she will not throw them away like she thinks she's gonna use those again it look the eye makeup the scrunchies did that i think the pasties did that and i had to change look at my laces on my shoes no but i listen what i will give you is your attention to detail on this one this is not that you missed not one single thing this is a product of being on so many drugs. Like so many drugs. The clear bra, you can't even like see the chains.

Like the pink leopard. Where were your friends? Dude, you know what's funny is they all looked like that. I think that's the problem as well. Let me show you a photo of me, Ashley, and Isabella this year. I think that this is also a product of being from Las Vegas and going to EDC and thinking that all festivals were made equally. Yes.

I need to find. Hold on. It was like the blind leading the blind. One hundred percent. This is the outfit that made me like looking back at this one that made me fucking realize like you have no room to say anything about anything anyone has ever worn. I know I have all kinds of shit to talk and I like did not slay outfits.

Like look at me ashing in Isabella. Oh. Isabella's bandana like. Oh yeah. I'm assuming this is like pre-stylist. For sure. Yeah. For fucking sure.

This this one just makes me want to kill myself and start my own life over. I'm not even kidding. Next photo. Dude. The glasses. Dude. The rape glasses. You still have them'm not even kidding. Next photo. Dude. The glasses. The rape glasses. You still have those. You still have those.

The fact that this is a professional photo that someone had to take of me. And I was walking around this party and it was like Stassi baby and shit. And like no one had, like the fact that these people were like talking to me and shit. Like Tana, you are so embarrassing.

The face tune on all of these two like who the fuck is that but i didn't think it was crazy when you did it like i remember seeing these at that time and not thinking it was like so out there thanks brooke you're next it's not horrible why is he posing like that he looks like a why is he so girly girly coded that is girly this is the only time i've actually ever done anything assless that I can like stand behind. Like I'm not like I don't think that's bad at all. I think it's looked amazing. I actually like this outfit.

And like it was the time it was the doll. I like seeing whatever your your profile picture was at that time. Like I remember that. I'm going to let this outfit live. But I think it's the only time I ever should have done assless. And unfortunately, it was one of my like 50 assless journeys you know what I mean I just think over his little pose

yeah I can't even actually believe this is this is a case of the swing set yep face tune I don't I just I almost wish we were taking it like anatomy at that time because sometimes you would do things that weren't even

like like anatomically possible like Alexis Ren didn't even have that going on what's swing set? oh there's this like photo of her on a swing set that she facetuned so crazy that it like literally went down in history as the swing set photo it was the time I'm not even like I'm more mad at the facetune you're so young

at that time that's what all of us were wearing at that time I would just do anything to redo the mugshot and not have glitter tears and Vegas Nate blue pack on. You know what I mean? Whatever. Next. Can I talk to you guys? The one where you were the yellow bikini. Wait, wait, wait, Paige. I wore just a yellow bikini like this, like no pants to Coachella, like just cheeked out. And like, keep in mindini like this like no pants to Coachella like just cheeked out and like keep in mind like this is me like arching and doing the most like I'm literally bent over imagine me just flat Stanley standing there like at all times with no pants on little butt and I remember I remember I showed up to Bella's house and I was like ashamed of her I was like I can't believe

she has on this much clothing like I can't believe like, she's wearing like a Coachella ass outfit. Like it's still, yeah. Like she's wearing pants and like a waist, like as she should. Was that her sister? Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought it was like Photoshop or something. Like I was judging all of them.

And it's like, Tana, you're giving race car pool party. The literal checkered socks are sending. There was a checkered fanny pack. And the high tops. I can't even. Next. This is. You are giving.

I know who you were influenced at this time and it should have stopped. Wow. Who did I think I was? You literally look like I'm a goofy goober. Rock.

With the shades on. Like Tomb Raider. I just can't even. I really can't even believe it i thought i ate so hard like you couldn't talk to me at this hotel i would have been getting caught on everything like oh i was i was getting caught on absolutely everything i know you put tones like on your titty right there yeah like whose boobs i just i can't even actually and like the hair too like trying to give it like summer reify

like you know eight tracks were out like it's just and you couldn't talk to me I thought everyone else was worse dressed than me who was the style inspo here page huh tomb raider like I don't know I really don't know this was one of the most googled outfits of that year and I remember thinking like I was so cool for that and it's like no they weren't googling it on your side sweetie i love like the pink and green nails like you stay consistent this was for that pink and green look like i had oh like the fact that that was the same year is super scary too yeah like those that was like like saturday i was this and sunday i was that you know what though i feel like bitches were eating this up and like what was this?

2014? 2015? That's the thing. I think it really was the vibe at the time. It was. I just. I can't. There's no Coachella where the pink and green would have made sense.

In my opinion. That's it for that segment. There are more. There's so many more. I loved it. It's so fun. Buck, I wish I could find you this denim moment that I wore one year. So bad page.

Like in my ass this era I need to see that's crazy like you're kidding like you're actually kidding you're actually fucking kidding and just again like look at what I'm having to do to even try to get an ass like imagine just standing there like like standing up straight that's the front of them oh my god I remember that I had a line of my spray tan from the port-a-potty. Wait, wait, wait. Like, you could see where I sat. The fact that they're skinny at the bottom and then with the sock Balenciagas.

Is so funny. Absolute federal, federal, federal. And I thought I was, again, just the coolest person at Coachella. Oh, my God. Wait, Oscar, go back. I need to see it one more time. Bye. Like, imagine me just standing up straight. Oh, yeah, you, Oscar, go back. I need to see it one more time. Like, imagine me just

standing up straight. Oh yeah, you're doomed. It wasn't a good time, I don't think. Dude. Like, and it's just like

the want and need and desire to be that naked in public. Like, at that point, just go naked. Just literally

titty out. Like, I just, I can't even believe that was the one that really got me going this year. Wow. You had a vision. I don. Like, I just, I can't even believe. That was the one that really got me going this year. Wow.

You had a vision. I don't know what it was. I just don't know what it was. That's awesome. We can be done with the outfit segment. I just think that I had to really, like, give myself a hard time. Well, Paige, thank you for joining us on this episode of Canceled. I'm so.

I think you should come back all the time. You're so funny. I'm not kidding. I would love nothing more than for you to be here a lot, Brookie. I love you so much by the time this comes out we will be back on tour and chaos will be ensuing i am so excited and nervous for this run and we got a show to come up with and let us know what you want crazy um but yeah we love you guys so much and we will talk to you in the next episode of the canceled podcast thank you for having me

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