Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 82: Tana and Brooke Unpack Their Childhood Trauma Together... - Ep. 82

Episode Date: April 29, 2024

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From tires to auto repair, we're always there, TreadExperts.ca. Hello, and welcome back to the Canceled Podcast. Y'all listen, I love this podcast. I love this show. I love you people so much. And Brookie and I are really going to try to give you our all right now. But we leave for tour in an hour. Yeah. In one hour.

And we're both Adderall'd out. Bad. Bad. It makes me feel so like wonky, tonk-tacious. Me too. And then I have to watch those episodes back sometimes. And I'm like, God, if I were a viewer, I would literally petition to get this woman off the show. Dude, I've been on the toilet all day. Like bad too. Like wall gripping central. Same. Really? God, what's with us? I did my big one last night, like like subway footlong special

mcdonald's galore everything i woke up this morning mccall and i were in both of the toilets like oh texting i could do you one better i had two packs of bulldack yesterday to try and like stock up for the winter because we're not gonna be able to have them while i'm gone bring some i have some i have some but it's like we can't make it and last time i just i brought them and then I I brought them back home and they were so smushed up that they like weren't even the cup ones not the same I love the same dude and like I really want to ship arrowhead water on tour it's my biggest discrepancy like I'm so addicted to specifically arrowhead water and like the fact that I have to go without it and I know there's Ozarka and Arrowhead, you know, equivalents,

but it's just not the same. That's disgusting. I think Arrowhead tastes like walls, like dry. Also every helicopter in Los Angeles, every motorcycle driver and every house that needs construction is all being built at once right now. And using literally like a power hammer next door at the moment.

I just, it's crazy because when I moved in here, like no one told me like there's going to be construction next door the whole time that you live here. Of course they didn't. But I think you should have to disclose that. Like it's. For sure. It's so awful. Dude, this house is falling apart too.

And it's like, you can just tell my like landlord does not give a fuck. Like this is just like. I feel like when you have a rental property, that's always how it is. Like they almost like just don't give a fuck because it like ends up having to be replaced anyway. I've gotten decently lucky, but this one it's like three of the bathrooms aren't working. Like everything, everything.

My bedroom lights don't work, like nothing. And like my landlord is just like, dude, figure it the fuck out. Oh my God. $27,000 a month. That is so like sad. I i mean obviously i don't pay all of that but just still like you would think if someone was paying me 30 grand a month i would make it a priority to fix the fucking light bulbs yeah it's just there's i can't even i can't that's

why i can't own a house i'm like until i have a partner i cannot own a house because god forbid something's gonna happen like this house is prepping me for when i do because like normally you're my landlord has given a fuck but this one I just have to figure out everything on my own so I don't know what made me think of it but the other day I was like thinking back backward your houses and I've known you through like six houses yeah which is crazy and a lot of them you were the app for more than a year so I know we've really been with each other we really have I've been missing my OG house Alamar lately I like I have the best I've debated like wanting to buy it it's called though because oh yeah you buy it I miss it my friend's actually running it right now hi hey I'm so excited to leave on tour dude but I'm just such a fucking dunce dude like

I really really thought we left tomorrow and so I stayed in Vegas just like it was just and I didn't need to be there at all I was like oh we leave on Tuesday so I'll just like you know bop or the show's on Tuesday Tana the show's on fucking Tuesday and I just like stayed in Vegas till yesterday at 6 p.m. and it's like same thing I flew home I got home at 11 p.m. last night from Arizona I flew literally I was only there for like 12 hours I don't know why we needed a final desert excursion I had to I got I had yesterday went to a bridesmaids proposal, which is just so extra. But I love it so much. What does that mean? Is she was proposing to us her bridesmaids?

Oh, it's like, will you be my bridesmaid? But so everyone there is a bridesmaid right already. I thought that when you called me for some reason, I thought there were people that like weren't making the cut. That would be so hilarious. That's some shit I would do. Could you imagine like check under your seats? Like if don't have one sorry like on some deal or no deal shit like open your case that would be so fun you know she has but like the girl who it is

it's nana she's my best friend from college and she has 17 bridesmaids i respect that though like if you love all your friends and you want that like i think that's such a slay i think people who like make all these weird rules for weddings and shit it is and like well she's not gonna have like um the wedding party up front with her so it's like who cares if there's 17 bridesmaids and she's doing she's doing uh white dresses for everybody isn't that cool that is so cool where does the wedding party go then like um just in the like we're just gonna be seated in a special area wait that's really really really cute i love when people do things with weddings that are like unconventional 100 it's like i'm just i get so bored of the conventionality of it all i was just saying to amari i was like what if we had a joint wedding like you married someone

and i married someone i would like do you have anything unconventional that you would want to do at your wedding or like do you how do you think about your wedding i have been like recently a little bit again i think my like fake wedding really traumatized me from me in uh wedding just anything I mean obviously nothing like that one but like right I just um I have been recently I don't know I also like you know me like I as much as I love to glam and like do my biggest I think it would be fun because I'm always doing that to almost do the opposite like beachy like just like you know what I mean i want to be barefoot like that'd be so cool to be dogs out listen if there's one thing i know for sure is your dogs are going

to be out no matter the scenery real nothing it's going to be amazing i like i've never put a lot of thought into my wedding but i think like the reason you're probably thinking about it more is because you're in like a relationship i can't imagine like people who grow up thinking about their weddings and like planning it it's different it's never been me because I'm like, who am I going to marry? And all of my weddings would be different based on whoever, like which of the legends I'm talking about. Your situation right now, you're going to be riding a horse down the aisle. That's ****.

It is ****. That's really, really ****. But I feel like I'm going to carry that one into like whoever. I'm just going to be like, I'm trying to be country forever. I know. I love it. You're in country right now with your camo hat. You know what kind of cracks me too is like growing.

I was saying this to my dad, like my house growing up is all completely cowboy. Everything like cowboy themed. And I was I always like resented it. I thought it was so embarrassing that my grandpa is just like is such a cowboy and he loves it. And now I go home and I'm like, oh, this like really suits my new aesthetic. And it's like, that's so funny that you aesthetic you grew up in Arizona my parents cowboys my parents made our house like beach themed I'm like we live in the middle of the desert isn't that interesting like so many people

had like nautical themed or like yeah themed like bathrooms yeah but then it was like are we so fucking boring why are we talking about a beach themed bathroom well I mean you know that was that was my lore I mean i would love oh god to like just enter your house like as a child i just would love to like live a day i know i was just thinking that i was thinking about that last night weirdly like i i even i would love to just go back and like see it now with different eyes i did that the other day like looked at all the houses i grew up in on zillow and i was like oh my god this is so like oh i loved my house so much and my family hated it so much when i left my parents i went and lived with my grandparents in this one particular house.

OK, it was like to me, it felt like a mansion because I was like, oh, my God, I lived in a fucking crack shack before. So I was like, oh, my God, there's stairs in this house. It is so rich. Like, it's so amazing. So I always felt that way about the house. And then we had to move out and we were poor again. Yeah. And then like four or five years later, we moved back into that same exact house and that was the

house that i was in for the rest of my life that's really cute so i like if i could buy it i would buy it in a second we had little like crack shack houses for a while but then i spent the majority of like what i remember from my childhood in a town home and it was like so insane like just it was all carpet my parents were smokers and like we had a dog and like it was just gross yeah were you both your parents smokers yeah I like loved that smell for some reason it was no it was like and no one was really clean like I just never remember my parents like doing much more than like a wet paper towel down on the cat you know what I mean like which probably is why I am the way I am but oh, I've missed carpet though. I think that if I bought a house, I would want it to have carpet,

at least in the bedroom. I love carpet. So I just can't have it. You know me and my buffalo sauce lore. Aaron had a mental break in the bathroom downstairs. Like everyone just kept saying Lauren. He was like, that is not how you use it. At all. I'm so sorry. So I just got back from Vegas, Brookie. Wait, you got second place in your poker tournament, my poker superstar. Dude, I mean, I'm really proud of myself. Like I got third place last time, second place this time. I think that last time I was in the mindset of very much like anything I do is good.

Like any place I place is good. This time I wanted first. And there was just a lot more press around like, will Tana take it home this time? Anyone else could have taken first. And I would have been so happy for them because they're all like very happy nice supportive people like I love so many of them but the guy who took first he's a good guy but just like a douchebag like you know like calling me Tana the entire time to piss me off type shit like so it's just like when it got down to us and heads up and he won I was like dude like i just wished it was anyone else but he's also like he plays poker professionally on youtube that's all he does so it's like you know what i mean yeah at least that's like validating like okay well i

you know and there were so many other people who are such better poker players than me that i did still like place ahead of so i i take it as complete progress you know what i mean i would see i would have been i would have just embarrassed myself. She really wanted me to play in this poker tournament and I would have humiliated myself. I think that this one was like a lot smaller. So it wasn't as like

friendly, I think, for someone who is newer. I mean, Griffin Johnson was playing in it and he doesn't really play poker. Like you definitely could have, but I want to get you in a bigger one.

It was crazy how many people were asking me about like when I'm going to get you to do it. And it sucks so badly. I hate to even like bring it up, but there's one that is coming up, but we have a show that night in Chicago and like Matt Reif is playing in it. And like, you know, I would just do any, like, I know I would take his money. I would love for you to play in it. Cause you're so good. I personally would not go near it. No, but I think that there's like such a great chance that you

would be able to whoop him if I like taught you what to do and like it would just like oh I would just be so I think often about like will I ever like what if we ever run into each other like I accidentally did like too much god it'd be so funny though we will I feel like we'll be together too like shit like that always happens to us together you know what I mean that's just kind of the vibe we're in so yeah I played in my poker tournament I placed in second um it was a crazy like crowd of people too i'm like it's funny how much lately i've been in the same vicinity as ray jay for like long periods of time and he's like such a character i need you to go back he's just somebody who always like re-enters your life in the strangest ways it's so interesting and i need to like show you

back the stream like he's so wild like he plays them all like really drunk and like just doesn't give a fuck like what he's like folding or raising bluffing yelling saying crazy shit i don't know kim k like but it's just like i could never imagine is there any way you could stop doing that for a second, please? Please? Like, we should be in TSA right now like this. Oh, we're in trouble. Yeah, I just can't believe Ray J ever.

Like, with Kim. They just seem like such different people. They're such an unlikely match. But then again, like, think about how much you change even in, like, two years. Like, how much she's probably changed since then. That's true she was like young and he was like an up-and-coming rapper if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble or peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply. Details at Michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations.

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Okay, I know. Thank you, Amy. Yeah, thank you, Amy. She kept K-I-M capitalized in. Which is crazy because I feel like Taylor Swift is cryptic, right? But that's not even cryptic. That's like, she literally spelled it out yeah she said fuck you Kim have you listened to it I just listened to it actually getting ready I love it so much I mean I love Kim Kardashian I mean I know the lore right like essentially just like Taylor believes that Kim perpetuated

the hatred narrative further okay so taylor believes is where you've gone wrong taylor knows okay my bad that can't yeah taylor is very aware it's these this is just fact and you know what i am a kardashian like i like the kardashians okay but it's very much true i in my opinion it's like i would have probably done the same thing if i were kim because i will ride and die for the man beside me so that's it like kanye and why did kanye ever hate taylor because he for no fucking reason yeah right kanye there was a whole thing obviously the thing had the vmas happened yeah and then you know he said i made that bitch famous it was a whole thing. Kim released the tapes. They were fabricated.

It was a whole thing. It was bad. Yeah. So I kind of love that Taylor's still holding on to it. I think it's hilarious. One thing about Taylor is that she's going to tastefully hold a grudge for life. She's going to ruminate. I agree.

I love that about her. I know. And since she's like poetic about it, it's like taste. It's like, OK, if I were to do it, everyone would call me a psychopath. It is crazy. I always think about that. Like some of her songs, like there are songs that she's putting out today they're about like three months situationships that happened 10 plus years ago also there's

there's um i mean we're talking about this maddie healy's situationship that she had for over 10 years wait what i didn't know it was long like they were on and off like that i did not know that i don't know maddie Healy, dude, but I just. I know that he's not enough for Taylor Swift. That's what I know for sure. Like, I just feel like you would expect him to be kind of a. Like drunk and like fuck boy. I picture him being like a Russell Brand type.

Right. Which we all get caught up going for, you know. We do. What does she say in the kim song lyrically um you know when i picture my hometown there's a bronze spray tan statue yeah push me down the stairs blah blah the most important part in my opinion is one day like your kid's gonna come home hold on and one day your kid comes home singing a song that only us two is gonna know about or is about you because you know like north all her kids are swifties yeah can you imagine because kim i mean kim i like applaud

kim's parenting she's always like really good at you know keeping the kids out of it yeah not and kind of letting them think for themselves and like not yeah and like the same way she like didn't want any of her kids to know like really what was happening with the kanye situation i feel like she definitely wouldn't wouldn't be like hey north check this one out. Guess what happened with me and Taylor. So I just love the concept of like North, like blasting this in the kitchen and not knowing that it's about her mom. North knows North's a genius, but like maybe Chicago. Yeah. That's actually really, really crazy. I like, dude, I know I'm going to have a kid like Northwest, like one that just humbles the shit out of me. I think it's I I do. I think it's so iconic

speaking of uh one day having a kid brooke I'm about to talk about something that I don't know if I want to talk about but it happened to me And I think that it also accredits for why my mood is the way that it is today I think i'm gonna save the major lore of everything that went down in for my book writing process, because I had a day in Vegas the other day that genuinely like at the end of the day, finally, it was like 5 a.m. And I was like, this is one of the craziest days of my life. Like, I can't actually believe any of this has just happened to me. So I go and I play in my poker tournament. Right. And I play second and I walk out and I'm like doing my like exit interview. Right. And Makoa comes

over to me. I'm like my phone and all my shit's inside. And he's like, come with me like right now. And I'm like, I need to get my phone. I need to get my shit. And he's like, no, come with me right now. And he like drags me into like the back room of the thing. And I'm like, what's up? I need to get my shit. Like what? Like what's wrong?'s wrong whatever and he's like your mom is here and I'm like and like I've been texting Debra all day too like and she was like watching and shit like so you knew it wasn't Debra yeah but even still in my brain like my first thought was like did they show up like are they here but McCall would never he would they'd just be kicking it and it'd be like exciting that they were there you know what I mean I'm like what do you mean my mom is here and essentially like it's this whole thing like a while ago apparently like I haven't talked to my parents I haven't talked to them at all like

the last I had heard about them my mom this was in like 2022 my mom had COVID and was like texting amari like that it was like bad and like i just didn't want to be involved in it because i was like it felt like a like a ploy to get you to start talking again absolutely and it's like i've also just really like done my due diligence on research of like being raised by narcissists and like the benefit of no contact i've really delved into like the hard parts of that, which to me is, are they going to die one day and you keep no contact? You know what I mean? I went to therapy about that for like a minute and just really worked on like, is there anything left I have to say before they die? Do I want to, you know what I mean? Do you feel like there's anything you're going to regret having not said?

I've read so many other people's stories as much as I hate talking about Reddit. I'm like, that's where like I love Reddit so much. Like the people on that thread of just who have gone through so many similar things to me, like their stories are so powerful and insane. And I've really come to the conclusion that I don't want to talk to them before they die like I feel like everything that I have said or done like I've done you know what I mean and it would just be reopening the same can of worms to me and there's for what and I spent my whole life trying to change these people and I think I'm finally so happy because I have full accepting peace and like Deborah and Arash have done more

for me as a mother and father than my parents ever could and I don't think my parents ever knew me as a person and don't know me now and there you know what I mean there's just nothing there for me and I like I've I'm the happiest I've ever been accepting my life for exactly what it is and I just don't you know what I mean and I hadn't heard from them in a while and whatever. And then as you know, Isabella lives with me and Isabella's mom and my mom, I guess used to be like close, closer friends just because their daughters were best friends and whatever. And I just recently, like before we went on tour, heard that my mom was reaching out to Isabella's mom, asking for my address and that she was going to show up. And Isabella's mom was like, dude, I'm not going to give it to you. Like, I can't do that. I know how Tana feels, yada, yada, yada. And my mom ends up

like completely severing ties with her. And that's like her only friend. So then I'm like, dude, that's like, even that within itself is crazy. It just showed, like, I know she went psycho on like Isabella's mom and like, that's just crazy. And then I guess in the final instance of that conversation, she said, well well then I'll just go to one of her shows so I'd been like I didn't even tell you this because it was just like I'm not gonna like put that on anyone else's plate it's just but in the back of my mind at every single show we've done I've been like dude is today the day she's really gonna like do her big one and like that's gonna be so awful and so embarrassing and like so sad and just like I don't think it's

embarrassing but I definitely like it would it would put a lot embarrassing for her almost and it's like that makes me sad within itself that it's like you know what I mean whatever and so human obviously like yeah and so I had had this kind of like knowledge that she had been trying to like show up where I was right and I swear to god I woke up in Vegas the day of my poker tournament and like in my head like on some up where I was. Right. And I swear to God, I woke up in Vegas the day of my poker tournament and like in my head, like on some psychic shit, I was like, today's the day she's going to do it. Like I knew it all day and like all day I had such crippling anxiety. And like, I kept just being like, dude, like poker gives me anxiety. Like it just does. But like, not like that. You know what I mean? Like not that level of anxiety. And it was just

like, I was like, dude, like, I don't know why I feel this sense of like impending doom all day and then I walk out and she's like there and she showed up so you did you see her no so I'm inside playing poker and she like taps on Makoa's shoulder and is like talking to him which is crazy within itself like I'm so happy I've been with this man for a while to the point that he like because that would have been a lot of like if it were a new relationship that would have just been which and that within itself is so crazy and like selfish to me and like just like what you know and so she's like taps on his shoulder and is like I'm Tana's mom like do do I look like her like saying all this just like crazy shit to him and is like, promise me that she'll see me like whatever, yada, yada.

And then so he comes and tells me and I'm like, dude, I'm not doing this. I'm not like rewarding this behavior like at all, which is just insane that I still have to like be in that position, like whatever. So I'm like, even if it makes me seem like such an like evil person, I'm like, get her out. Like, I don't care. I don't want to do this right now. And it's just like there's cameras everywhere. There's so much like, yeah, that's

not fair to put you in a position where you like almost can't say no. It's like, yeah, it's just, it's so unfair and it's whatever. And I'm like crying at this poker tournament. It's just embarrassing. Like all these people are like still there and it's like just awful. I feel sad for her. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, you know what I mean? Like driving down there and wanting to see me and like, I know it's sad and whatever. And so I decide finally to like text her and she's text and I'm just like, you can't do that. And she's just like, I love you. I miss you. I want to reconnect. And I just like, I really thought to myself and I was like, I'm going to take this as the last time I probably ever speak to her.

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TreadExperts.ca So like I'm going to say my big one. So I just kind of like said my big one. I was like, dude, there's you can't even say like reconnect. Like I don't think we ever connected. And I spent my whole life feeling like I was raising you guys. And I don't want to be put in that position again. And like I believe that you wanted a kid and I believe that you wanted to love me.

And like I often think about you as like a young girl and it makes me really sad head it was like well family is family and whatever and I feel like even in the past like year I'm like family's not family like family could be anybody but like just because somebody is blood related to you like that's like kind of what you're saying you had your whole life to connect with me and now and now you want to you know what I mean and you try and you try and you try and it's like okay well at what point is it like like where were you when I needed you yeah, where were you when I fucking needed you the most? Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry. It's just like, it's sad. Yeah.

It's just like you were never, ever fucking there. And now you want to be there. And like, you don't know me. And like, that makes me sad. But it's like, what am I going to do? Like, play catch up for a million years? I'm like, if I'm playing catch up with you, that's for you. And like, why am I going to even they like's for you and like why am I gonna even they

like for their conscience and so that they feel like that they exactly I keep writing shit out like I forgive you and I hope you're happy and whatever and I'm like deleting it because I'm like I'm saying this for you and like you know and it's like why am I gonna show up for you when you never showed up for me and it's just like you also actively chose to sue me and choose having my money over a relationship with me and choose like taking from me like at what point is it like you made your bed and you have to lie in it like you know what I mean and it's like I'm even just thinking like even if we just started brand fucking new like she would show up and be like I'm Tana's mom and that shit would piss me off like no the fuck I'm Tana's mom yeah Debra's Tana's mom you Brooke's Tana's mom like you know everyone else gets it's

just a weird like sense of entitlement almost it's like I don't know 100% I have like a similar like a similar feeling right now where it's like, I make so many excuses and I'm like, you know, I, my relationship with my parents is like kind of the same because it's like, I had my grandparents, my grandparents were my parents and that was it. Like, and I have relationships with my parents, my mom and my dad, but like they not, not parental relationships. And it has never been that way. Never ever. There, there's never been a moment where like my mom or my dad has done like until i was an adult at least anything like a normal parent should do at all so it does like

frustrate me sometimes because now a lot is expected of me as a child yeah but i'm like that's kind of crazy exactly and i for who because we like you know what i mean like 100 and that that was a big thing I just got I was up to here a feeling like i'm Parenting these people that I could never call and rely on Yeah, that I could or that just you know what I mean? We're just never there emotionally ever ever there emotionally like everything a mom ever should have done like you know what I mean and a dad as well and It's just like i I'm not going to do that again. And I'm not going to reopen that can of worms. And it was just

so interesting. And it's sad as fuck. Like I, you know, I'm like saying to her, cause she's old. I'm like, I hope that you find happiness and peace in the last chapter of your life. And I think that in a lot of ways you got a really shit end of the stick, like with my dad and shit. And like, I hope you can find happiness and peace but like I don't think it's here with me it's sad that I know she'll like die longing for that but it's like unfortunately I think the bet has been made and I I'm this whole person that you don't know and like I have this whole life that I love and I'm like finally happy and I'm gonna well it's real that's the thing you're not you don't owe it to her to let her in and stuff. And I like, it's so

crazy because I really used to feel differently about that. I used to feel so bad. I'd be like, well, one day you're gonna want to or whatever. But my sister, same exact thing, like same way you are, like where she just decided one day she was like, nope, sorry. Like, yeah. And that was her decision. And I like faulted her for it for a long time. I was like, like you're horrible. And I

felt so bad for my mom and stuff. But like, I don't know, over time I'm like she kind of like i get like i completely get that and that's like she chose peace and she chose to like because it's not what does she owe anyone and narcissistic abuse is just very sad because i think in a lot of cases of parental abuse people can change and grow in a lot of ways and you can find mechanisms and shit to kind of work on a relationship but with someone who is incapable of actually feeling empathy and putting someone before themselves and so on and so forth like to that extent they're the only way is no contact in my yeah well it's also it's just it's like getting back

into a toxic relationship and it's like why yeah 100 i'll always be sad that i you know that i could never like i'll always wish that i could have had these two lovely parents in a relationship with them and that they could be here to see this and i was sad on tour even there's always going to be moments where i'm like fuck i i wish i had blood parents that i could have a relationship with but like that's the majority of my real sadness now i think is just for her like i i it's just mental illness is fucking sad yeah to even feel the empathy and stuff you can still feel it but it doesn't mean you owe her anything yeah and she's just i can just tell by her text she's like still trying to leave my dad and shit.

And I'm just like, dude, like it's like same thing with mine. It's like they have to work through their own shit and stuff like and I know you have to feel bad for somebody in that position because it's like I deal with shit, too. And it's like I can't imagine like some of the stuff that I've gone through, like emotionally and stuff. I can't imagine having kids like, yeah, like if I had a kid right now, what kind of parent I would have been like 100 percent. I mean, so I think about that sometimes, but also like I didn't choose to be born you didn't choose to be born yeah 100% and it's like it's it's not that I ever expected perfection but I think that there's a line between perfection and cruelty yeah it's one thing to like not be good but it's another thing to be like straight up bad yeah I just feel like she's unfortunately right where I left her and like

that's sad within itself you know but like I just hope like especially if she's unfortunately right where I left her. And like that's sad within itself, you know. Yeah, because you would hope like especially if she's trying to build a relationship now, you'd hope that she's like done the work at least since you've been. Yeah, and she's like, I'm so sorry for everything. And it's like, thanks, dude. Like I've grown. It's like, yeah, like, dude, I don't know about all that, you know. And it's like she showing up is just wild.

But I think that that within itself is mental illness. So I do just feel sad like for her. And it's like, you know, but and even she does get better and hopefully everything. I mean, yeah, I just my mom is Debbie. And that's just like the truth. And like it's and that's a lucky situation. So fucking lucky. And I just like.

I love Debbie so much that like it just that makes me like it I just I'm so grateful for her I love her so much she's been like the best you know what I mean though like she really like she's got three fucking kids of her own and she did not have to like show up for me the way she has and the way she shows like has showed up for me like we sat down we're like we don't have to be like fuck it's just like it's inspiring to me within itself like i and i said that to my mom i was like dude i hope that you can find peace knowing that one day like i'm gonna be the greatest mother to rewrite history and like you are and i can't like wait to do that and you know i don't even know i'm like it's just like i would love to touch on that but

no you are it it's special and it's lucky and it's it is so cool but there's some people who were literally born to be parents like debbie was born to be a parent like yeah and like those people there's like everyone not everyone chooses to have kids obviously but like if you do choose to have kids whether like it was an accident or not like step the fuck up it's so annoying like i'm the same way i'm so grateful for my grandparents i can't like they didn't have to do that they were retired exactly like their kids were upgrown and gone and they like literally got a nine-year-old and had to start over and that's like that within itself like just stepping up to the plate when you don't have to and dude like debbie and raj aren't perfect they have their own shit you know but it's

like i know if i needed them like your life doesn't have to be perfect to be a good parent like yeah like just if i needed them they would be there like the security is like something that i'm just so grateful for you know i'm like i don't know why that like really made me hysterical you should have seen me like i was poor mikoa like he's the best boyfriend in the world like like i was um i was already been like scream sobbing like just you know what i mean and even that within itself i'm like dude like i just hate putting that on my relationship it just it really shouldn't and i'm in the same like position where it's like everything is just so much stress for no reason and i don't like that's not fair

yeah at all and he's just like was the best i'm like i'm so fucking sorry that you're like coming to that is you should never be sorry and i'm sure he god he doesn't care you would never care but like you're already just showing up in Las Vegas Nevada you surfer boy to watch me fucking play poker for six hours and then like my birth mother shows up to like make you promise that you're I'm gonna like you know what I mean well a mess dude I'm good though. Like even downstairs, we were all like cracking jokes about it. And like, it is like, life is great. And like, I can move on from that.

And like- You're like an influence on me right now. Cause like, obviously there's like, I try not to even talk about it. Cause my mom, like I still talk to my mom and stuff, but like, God, sometimes I just like, I want to talk about it. Like really how it is on the podcast.

Cause it's like, it took Brooke. It took me so long to be able to like, be like this. Like even when my parents were in my life, I was like so embarrassed of how they'd act that I would do everything to like, just,

you know what I mean? Like joke about it, glaze over it, whatever. I tried so hard. Like they were in my like OG YouTube videos. Like I was trying. I know. I don't know why.

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i love you it's no it's and there's no right answer that's the thing like I think that so much of my healing has come from accepting shit for what it is and I also think it's like to like you're it's probably helpful for you like the same way a relationship is like going no contact is like mentally just better like I still have to talk to everyone every day and I'm like god Jesus Christ I just had to choose like my own piece and I really like I felt so horrible about it until I found out that there was like a whole community of people who like and I I know I need to tap into that shit because I still have all this guilt where it's like I feel like I'm in tight like raised by narcissists reddit will fucking change your life yeah it's crazy i'm not kidding dude that's

the reddit thread you need to be reading it changed my life i'm not kidding like knowing you see you see the text i get like it is so crazy and i feel like i'm looking at a gaslighting and like the oh my god the i'm so emotional already so literally you can get me so easy and i'm just fucking bending over backwards for these people i'm like same and it's like because they're your parents and then it's i just had to get to a point where it was like recognizing like they're not that's what i'm saying my grandparents are my parents my dad's amazing i don't even know why i'm saying parents but yeah i think it's just like recognizing the mental illness and like accepting it for what it is you know what i mean and it's like i don't know dude it just yeah it was just like everything always ended in

me feeling so shitty I would love to be able to connect but I know that there's a 95 chance that this is going to end with me feeling the same pain of like helplessness and small stupid you feel it's just like a real relationship how stupid would you feel if you like let that happen to you again and then you're like god i could have just fucking stayed gone when yeah and it's i just know it's always gonna end in the exact same way and that's like why i hate yelling so much and like frantic like you know what i mean like i just that feeling of like screaming over someone and like just fighting conflict like that dude Amari like was even telling me like that last time when my mom did call him about the COVID shit that my dad's

in the back like fuck you Amari like yada yada and I'm like dude that's so crazy that like all these years later like you're cussing out Amari through the you know what I mean like what did Amari fucking do like it's like I just know I would be walking back into the same situation so it's like that's you know well where I'm at how do we get here right like and I really am doing great like I just it's funny because I texted you like that simpy ass text but after all that shit happened I had to turn in the canceled podcast so I'm just sobbing making notes on the fucking canceled podcast at 4am in Vegas and I was like watching it and I was like I'm just so happy to making notes on the fucking canceled podcast at 4 a.m. in Vegas. And I was like watching it. And I was like, I'm just so happy to have a family that I've created and people that I really love.

Like I was just like watching you talk and like laughing. I'm so happy to have you. You know, I love you. You can't say that. I know. I almost cried saying honestly, I'm just I'm so grateful for the way I'm so grateful for you. What's wrong with me? Something crazy.

No. Dude, I've been, honestly, this aside, I've been so emotional for like a while. Really? For like two weeks straight. But in a good way. Usually happy. Yeah.

But like still like just so overly. I think it's like tour. Like everyone told me when we got back from tour, like everyone really was checking. It'll be like, is everything okay? And I was like, what are you talking about?

Like, cause it's like so many people get super depressed when they come back and stuff. And I'm like, I think it's hitting me now. I definitely had to like keep myself as busy as I was on tour. Cause like if you hit the like, I was like trying to never be like at home. Yeah day, like the, the high highs and the low lows. That's why I'm

Hawaii after tour to reset, just go back to the, like, I got to come the base. Cause it's Hawaii is so like simple and it leaves you with your thoughts and you're so chill that it like, I think it'll reset the high with the, you know what I mean? Like I'll be in the middle. Like I have to, you know what I'm doing as soon as we get back what I'm getting a boob job are you I think so saying that while wiping tears is so funny I'm so sad about how small they got I'm just kidding honestly I think that's so fun I really am and I saw so I had this original girl my friend Maddie who is the one the reason that I this thought you've been talking about her boob job i cannot stop think only because it's like it's hard you can't compare yourself to someone who's like just a different situation than you you know yeah but her situation was exactly the same as

mine like where she had these huge enormous cannons on her and then she lost like 30 pounds yeah and same thing that happened to me i just lost like my boobs are empty nothing in there so you're about to fill them up so i just want to fill them up a little bit and they hers just looks so good because the space is already there you know what i mean like the skin is already like that's just it's just it is kind of the perfect setup yeah because they look so natural because it's like all of that space was once filled yeah and so god they look so amazing i just saw her yesterday and i was like oh my god i've got to get on it right now so i made a consultation for may 7th and nobody i'm excited to take care of you i don't

think it's like i don't think it's like that like they i told true i told them i'm on tour and they were like yeah as long as you wait like a good seven days that is kind of crazy abby weatherington when she got her boobs done just showed up to turks and cacos two days after for my birthday and was like flopping in the pool you're're not supposed to swim, but I definitely not. But I'm going to be like cautious about it, too. I've never like I remember when I did have these huge boobs, I always wanted to get a reduction. I was like, oh, my God, these are way too big. But then now they're gone. I'm like, oh, my God, I need those back. I want to. So we should try to get plastic surgery at the same time. Oh, yeah. I don't know what I want. Let me like really. I don't think if you don't know what

you want, I think you're good to go. It's just I know like it's like a Starbucks order but like I mean fuck it'd be fun I think it'd be like really fun lore if we were I just really like I want to just fill it out a little bit like just enough to make me feel like they are kind of right now back where they're at oh small and it's like this is so sad and I can't believe I'm gonna admit this out loud but I am so sad not being the one who's getting the boob attention these days. Well I think it does change you because I mean it's crazy

because like you know that used to be my thing. It was like that was the thing like oh my god she's got these huge tits and no one said that to me about me anything in a year at least and I'm like oh my god I lost my major moneymaker. I understand completely the,

like losing the boob attention. Like that is crazy. It's so crazy. And I like, you have the biggest fucking boobs I've ever seen. And it's making me like, I was just going to say that my weight like fluctuates literally so much. So it's like one week I'll have boobs.

I feel like you always look. No, even Justine was just saying that like, like she's always having to bring me like a completely different like size. I can completely tell like with everything I wear. Like shit will fit me and be big on me and then the next week not like I'm such because you know me. I'll have

like a healthy week and then I have like a thought week like I'm just always so I go in and out of the boob attention. It's like I wonder why that or I wonder if it's like a it's what I do to my body. I'm not consistent at all. I've never been like a fluctuator though. I'm always like like pretty much the I do to my body I'm not consistent at all I've never been like a fluctuator though I'm always like like pretty much the same oh my god like oh my god give me a week and you're rolling me into the room give me a week and I'm like I feel like

Bella Hadid really I had a period though where I just like blew up like a blimp though because I was like I was binging so crazy it was like an actual issue that's like why i wasn't even depressed when i started while butchering i started that because i was i had such a crazy binge eating situation going on that it was like not i would i would be sitting on the couch and i'd be like like literally holding on because i'm like don't get up don't get up don't get up and i'd go into the kitchen eat an entire loaf of bread it's like as a punishment it was i wasn't hungry i was not hungry it was it was literally self-harm i'd be like do it I feel you completely on the like binge eating of it all like I'm just I think for me it's like the dopamine when people go sober too it's like such a slippery slope

yeah because it's like it's literally an addiction like you have sugar and dude and mokoa like bless this man's fucking heart but it's just like can eat anything in his washboard abs and like and i'm also so happy like happy weight x like he's always eating fucking awful food and it doesn't affect him like i'm like dude i i'm doing my best hard i've had friends like that too where it's like you can really eat whatever you want although i do kind of try and practice that now because that has is what has made the difference in my head because i'm like i don't feel like i can't have that so it doesn't feel like this like crazy like yeah back and forth between me and a fucking Reese's peanut butter cup you know what I mean now it's like if I know I can have it I can have it whenever I want I think that's good I don't know I'm about to load the tour bus up with like kale because last time it was I was just

after the show I was just getting so wonky tonk-tacious in that back room eating every single thing ever that we had a Bucky's I was just gonna say we cannot go to a Bucky's I'm not even literally kidding we are banning Bucky's fuck that beaver he made me huge for a second there I ate like shit too well I just wasn't taking care of myself at all I came back looking like fucking I feel like I hadn't drank water in seven years that's I looked like Spongebob in that episode you know what I'm talking about that's my goal on this one is same thing I always start off tour with like we're only going for a week and a half I think it's like two even two it's such a time vortex dude like the shit that I do in that time is like I don't even know dude oh my god I

need to bring my vibrator on tour I've got to to go get it downstairs. You should have seen me. I was packing with Allison and one of my boyfriends and Allison had everything tucked away and I had to like race it to like, and to tuck it into a little pocket. So like, I couldn't be like, Allison, can you put this in the, it was so embarrassing. Dude, I am so picky about like the type of vibrator I want. Like I found-

Yeah, you had 17 on the last tour. There was a, there, there was a designated vibrator drawer on the bus. You know how limited our storage is. There was a vibrator drawer. Hear me out though. I was doing a brand deal. So I had, they set a bunch. I wasn't just like, I wasn't like bang bus, bang bros. I promise. Like, you know what I mean? Um, but I remember, so i didn't bring my actual vibrator so i was doing this deal so i was like let me just try out all of these like ones that are here on this bus and i was texting brooke literal reviews no like so because there was this one thump okay and it was called thump and i saw it and i was like come on tana like spare

thump because they're all like brand new in box and i'm like come on you got to give me one of these and thump was the most exciting i wanted to try it she wanted thump only because i wanted okay that is not why it was just they have this big surface area i was like wow i could really get shit but she texts me she goes she texts me randomly one day we're in a hotel and she goes thump four out of ten and i go you know what something is very unsettling about the fact that you just immediately, immediately upon masturbation texted me a review. Just as soon as you had a moment of clarity,

you were like four out of 10. It was giving like Morse code in the worst way. I think I could have done. I think you must have been, you must have not known the right settings. I don't like the ones that are like,

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new one cause I didn't have the charger. Right. And I'm on Amazon and I'm shopping and I see my vibrator and I click on it and there's like other options. Right. And it's like my vibrator, but it's, it says pro. And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean? Like, cause I already, I love this shit. And there's, she's already a pro. Right. And I'm like, but what's pro talking about? Right. This vibrator gets here. Right. Brooke, I'm not even literally kidding you like tiny screen battery life battery life on this vibrator there's like 80 fucking settings they're all awesome you gotta you gotta send me the link I need to put it I think it'll be in the description I think it's on my Amazon storefront but I've got to put the pro on there I just can't believe that we're at a place in life where vibrators have active battery

life it's a touch screen no like the green dots and all like tells you like when it's going to die. It's like heating up. And it is so pro. I just can't even express to you. It's the best thing ever. I have to bring it. Can you believe vapes have lock screens as of late? I've been seeing about that.

You could like put a Tamagotchi on a vape and shit. We're getting too far. I need to quit. Like if you're out there smoking the lock screen pack, you've got to like. It has to stop. Same with the vibrator. It's like i don't i don't even need all that but there's no reason to stop that that's a healthy um act i agree i do agree with that i want to i wish i had time to jack off right now honestly i'm not horny i hate obviously i do not like it when you say jack off i don't know why like really is unsettling i hate the word masturbate

well no one's saying masturbate. And I just don't think it should have a year. Use a vibrator. You know what I mean? Jacking off. I don't jack off. No, I jack off. You would jack off. To me, it's just like self-care.

You know what I mean? I do my skincare. I've been doing oil pulling with my teeth where you swish around the oil. How is it working? I've swallowed too oil pulling with my teeth where you swish around the oil. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then I jack off. How's it working? I've swallowed too much of the oil today.

And I think that's kind of scary. Yeah. I keep seeing it on my FYP and I don't know if it's worse. I got got. But I'm kind of into it. I don't know. You know me and my gum health. It's a little footy. I was thinking it could help.

Yeah. I can't hurt. Why are people so mad about Nara Smith's baby names? I mean, I think it's just fun to make fun of something. I agree. I just think it's like it's fucking 2024 dude and it's like i think the people who are hating on her are just boring no it's like i someone i saw someone unpack this the other day talking about nara smith and it's like what when you just realize that what she is doing is deliberate and hilarious it's like

she's a whole new content creator because like that bitch she knew like that first video that she made where she was like my kids wanted this in the morning and so i made it homemade it it like garnered so much rage from the public because everyone was like your kids had to wait blah blah so that because your kids have what they had to wait for their food or whatever because she'd be like my kid wanted a pb and j so i literally churned butter made peanut butter made sourdough and three days later it got a pb and j oh my god so everyone was like i gave her so much hate for that but she got such so much engagement that that is now her formula every single video is like basically that same thing and she's making millions i get what you're

saying like she's evoking rage, but it's not like. But it's harmless. Yeah, it's harmless. It's just cute and hard. Like, and you know, her kids probably like chewing on something on the side. Like, and she's not really like that's not her kid probably didn't wake up and say, I want French toast sticks. What are their, what are their names?

Slim Easy is the boy. I love that one. I think that's cute too. And it goes with Lucky Blue. Oh, and Rumble Honey. Rumble Honey. Honey might've been like Rumble Honey now kind of sounds like a Starbucks order to me. I love that one. I think that's cute too. And it goes with Lucky Blue. Oh, and Rumble Honey. Rumble Honey. Honey might have been like Rumble Honey now kind of sounds like a Starbucks order to me. I love those though.

I'm definitely going to name my kids some like weird shit. For sure. Whimsy Lou to me just feels too Cindy Lou. I don't like that one. If my name was Whimsy, I would be mad at my parents. It reminds me of who has the cutest little name? Oh, Posey. That's so cute.

I think that's the cutest little name posy makoa's siblings are named halo and reef that is so cute and they're she's like his little sister such a halo and like reef is such a reef like it it's like actually so cute to me oh i love those names i know halo is so cute like that's such a cute name i don't have any like i don't really have have like any names in mind i feel like, it will depend on my husband. Chris had those friends chaos and rage. And I swear to like you bad neighbors. I love them so much. They're two of my favorite people literally ever. But I swear to God, upon meeting them, I was like, I want to name my kid chaos so bad. I did see Nora talking about like baby names we loved, but didn't have her. She literally had like lint on there. I'm not kidding.

It would be like, you would just think we would see more of that in 2024. I think that's where I was just so fun. She'd be like, eyelash was cute for a girl. And I'm like, Nara,

I'm so into it. And I think she's just so it. And I think people who are mad are just boring. I know we already talked about this, but I just want to reiterate that I really don't think Dixie D'Amelio is on Coke.

She's not. And honestly, you know what? You can look back on her, like some of her first videos and she had that same behavior you guys just want to be mad about something I just I think that after we've shot the podcast I didn't like clearly say that like if you have a problem with the D'Amelio's you have a problem with me like even people were just coming for Charlie for like what she wore to Coachella and it's like they're the nicest people they've never never done anything wrong. I know.

You know what I mean? And of course, anyone with that amount of success, people are going to be just so horrible and evil too. I know. It's just so wild to me. I think they're the sweetest girls and it's just like they fell into this shit. And it's like so wild to me.

Like if you want to see someone on Coke on TikTok, I'll give you a few people. You could scroll down my page long enough and find some shit. You know what I mean? It's like, it's just not. And I don't know. That's not what Coke does to people I know right oh yeah i commented on charlie's photo because

you know how like people were like really upset that she showed her nipples at coachella she would show her nipples like the shirt was just like i know but it doesn't even matter but i commented on her photo like joking because you know remember like the charlie vaped situation everyone's like charlie vaped yeah i commented on our photo and I said the nipples are worse than the vaping. Like just joking. I got so much hate. People are so stupid. People are like, are you fucking kidding me?

I love to see people writing for Charlie. Honestly, fight me. I just, I fucking love her. I fucking love them. And I just, people are so insane. Brooke, do you know that up until the other night, I thought that humans walked at the same time as dinosaurs i don't think that that's that out there i know you did make a tiktok about it i well it is stupid no offense but what i will say is like i was like how did we let them go extinct there are animals

alive now are animals that we have now that are dinosaurs chickens like okay well i know i was thinking like you know those dragons like or alligators even okay that's a fucking dinosaur well you're so right we don't care about it it's just it's just like celebrities you only care about them once they're dead you know what i mean we will start appreciating crocodiles and alligators for what they are as soon as they're all gone You're so right Those are dinosaurs How did they just all go extinct though What's that one though it's like a Komodo dragon

Or whatever they're fucking enormous Can you google like why did dinosaurs go extinct Well I mean it's up in the air But people it's a meteor is the theory Big bang theory So a meteor just came and took them all out right it's a meteor it was a meteor right and they all went extinct yes it's like that didn't happen yeah i think it did though wait komodo there's no way i'm serious it's just like i really thought it was

like climate change maybe look at this is this is actively alive right fucking now. And you're going to tell me that's not a dinosaur. That's literally a dinosaur. That's literally a dinosaur. I want nobody even cares about that. That's like that is just running around somewhere like some of those have never seen a human being. Yeah. Like a pterodactyl is really just like that and a bird.

If you think about it. Yeah. It's just like, what were they like? Like, I just think they were just like this. Like, I don't I don't even i don't think they were even that exciting i guess it's probably good that t-rexes are gone yeah i don't know if we would have been able to um they have like tiny arms and shit too like they were kind of cool i think he could have stepped on you though yeah that's probably are they that big yeah they're

they're like was a t-rex taller than this house no well no it was a t-Rex taller than this house? No. Well, no. Was a T-Rex taller than a car? Yes. Probably as big as like the second part of this house, a T-Rex. Pretty big. But I guess we could have just, and see as humans, we would have just shot him down probably, right? I don't know. And like King Kong, can we just talk about that? Is that like based on in some truth?

I don't think so. I don't think that one. Like what was King Kong? Like King Kong was never real? Yeah, not that. No. I'll stop. I don't think so. What was King Kong? King Kong was never real? Yeah, not that. No. I'll stop. On your face. Bet on the sports you love with that river sports book. Must be 19 plus available in Ontario only.

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I don't understand. Or like what kind of like blows my mind is the fact that like there are like naturally occurring giraffes giraffes like just there are certain animals like that you think of as like zoo animals or there's like giraffes that are just born and never see a person and no one ever encounters them and like they're just they're just in the wild could you imagine if in la we had giraffes yeah i was watching our planet for the first time. I had no idea so many things. I didn't know birds did like their little dancey dance to mate.

I had no idea how fast animals fuck too. Like. Well, yeah. They just bust in so quick. It's like three seconds and they're done. Have you ever seen like the lions do it? It's like literally immediate. And then they just collapse.

I'm like, really? Yeah. And so no, nothing else fucks for pleasure except for like dolphins. Dolphins. Yeah. And see, why do I know that? But I thought we were really? Yeah. And so no, nothing else fucks for pleasure except for like dolphins. Dolphins. Yeah. And see, why do I know that? But I thought we were walking amongst dinosaurs. They're literally so horny.

Yeah, that's wild. I don't know. Like hippos are real and they're just like out there. That's what I'm saying. There are people who live in towns where they have to worry about going outside and seeing a fucking hippo. And who named these things? Hippopotamus.

That's cute. Don't let Noraith hear that one do you know that hippos can literally sprint underwater they're so dangerous you can't like go if you that's like the most um human deaths from animals i think are hippos they can run no way 20 miles an hour underwater that's actually crazy i had no idea how many animals like i didn't know all about sea otter lore until last night and i didn't know how they hold hands while they're sleeping isn't that i do know that but i didn't know they like could go underwater for lengths of time and like they eat sea urchins and those are like like imagine eating a sea urchin they're spiky i don't think i don't want to do that it's like

us eating like a hedgehog or porcupine. That's what I meant. But I do get how you got hedgehog and porcupine. That's the same shit. That's how I feel about turtles and frogs. Really? And monkeys and bears. Same thing.

I love turtles. I don't like frogs. I love frogs. One time my Grammy got me frogs for Christmas and my mom was so mad. I don't like frogs at all. Rip Grammy. I love the feature on TikTok that shows you who originally sent a video. It's like for the sleuth girlies. Yeah. So like if I were to send a video to Tana, like making fun of somebody or something, which I wouldn't do, but if I were to do it

and then she were to send it around to 10 people, even that 10th person, when they open that video, it's going to say Brooke Schofield shared this video, which is crazy. That's a crazy hack in the algorithm. It is. And somebody just sent me a clip of me talking about them on the podcast. I'm mad about it. And on the bottom, it said exactly who sent them that video and i got to text her immediately and say you're a fucking weirdo narc i feel like that that person might have always had it out she hates me and it's just like she hates was it because we talked about this on the podcast right yeah we did it's because her boyfriend made her think that i was in love with him when really he's fucking five foot three it's just I would never see five foot three.

I told him I wouldn't say that about him anymore. We're leaving it in. We're leaving it in. Um, I just would never see, like if I saw a podcast clip of like Alicia Marie and Remy talking shit about like someone I'm not that close with. And I knew it. I would.

And I knew they weren't online like as fuck that's just weirdo behavior like I want you to know that that was weirdo behavior and that is your like sixth offense of just weirdo fucking behavior I'm not about I'm you're just kind of weird dude it's I'm like kind of weirded out by you to be honest weird hits so weird hits so different i was weird and embarrassing are the ones for me that freak you kind of are honestly a freak especially because it's like we were talking about a man and she sent it to a man it's like you have a whole ass boyfriend like why yeah and this man has no relation to this girl at all

whatsoever they might have met twice so it's like you're actually just actively just trying to make someone in your life you're trying to get me in trouble for what ask yourself this what are you what about me upsets you so much that you are trying to get me in trouble okay as a grown woman you're so right like you you are so actively right to feel this way like especially because it's not the first, second or third offense. It's just, she's like, she's always like really just out for me.

And I'm like, what did I do? Yeah. I don't, I don't understand. I miss when we were in love with each other. Oh, you didn't,

you hook up with her. Kind of that. But I think that that maybe that's what it, maybe she's in love. I've, I've hooked up with some girls where it's like, I'm just kidding. And then we later even beefed. It like you know what I mean like it's like

oh I have a good one but I'm not even gonna go there where I just like this girl who I always felt like didn't really like me and then I ended up hooking up with her and then like afterwards it like just came to the forefront that she didn't really like me and it was like oh I don't like that kind of crazy that you tried being inside me first and then you decide now you don't like me yeah you know what i mean like you're just gonna eat my box and then hate me like that's a little interesting you can't um i didn't like that i said eat my box i didn't know it was worse than jack off it was it felt worse than jack off can i tell you something right now? Brooks Schofield,

by the way, I spent all of last night, um, making tweaks on and writing the show that we are about to go perform for thousands of people in several cities. This is my big one. I haven't even done it yet. And I'm evil.

I'm so like, I don't mean I I'm not literally evil. I'm, I'm talking about a man that I dated and why I dated him. And this was before I was reformed. It is. You were on demon time. I yeah, this was my fuck girl era.

And I I am airing out my relationship with this man. And I I hope he never sees it. Well, I'm I'm glad you're not leaving any evidence about it. I'm glad you're just being really sly and not at all talking about it. Also on a very, very popular podcast. I'm not going to talk about it on the podcast, but at the shows it is like timeline with photo evidence. Hilarious though.

And it just, I eat it up because that was such a funny time. It was mutually beneficial. Not, he didn't lose anything. It's just funny. and then i think i want to talk about my stalker like this show is like i'm really like playing with fire with what i am bringing to the table i know we gotta amp it up you know what i mean people want to be entertained it's oh i have a new stalker what about that i know are you oh my god how did i i want you to save this for the live show though i'll do it i know but they hate when i show up honestly that's the moral of today's entire podcast people are weird people do weird shit people are pretty

other than nara smith like no nara you can stay i can't even believe i'm holding my p again i've been getting really bad with that i think we have to be done because I think we have to go to there. My ADHD has been making me hold my pee to the point of pain again to do. It's really bad. And I'm doing it again. I've had to pee for an hour and a half. Can someone please psychologically unpack that in the comments below? Because I need to know more that I already know. I'm sorry for this short episode, but we love you guys all so much. Guys, we love you so much. And we are ever so literally going to miss our flight if we don't leave right this second. And I'm excited to go back on tour with you, Brookie. I'm so excited.

To see how everything goes. And I love you. And thank you for being such a good friend to me always. I love you, too. We're going to have so much fun. We got to hop on an Airbus to st louis missouri and uh get going but uh yeah next time you guys see us on this couch hopefully no jorts gate or clogging will have happened probably no sobbing you know that doesn't always happen around here

um let's go we love you guys so much and thank you for always just giving us the opportunity to feel safe and feel at home and talk our shit we love you guys so much. And thank you for always just giving us the opportunity to feel safe and feel at home and talk our shit. We love you. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bear Rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, parlays, it's all fine.

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