Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 88: BROOKE FINALLY REVEALS HER A-LIST BOYFRIEND… - Ep. 88

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Starting point is 00:00:38 I know I felt that one in my bones. I made my tingle. Okay. I am heard to monetize. No, what I was just going to tell you guys We were talking about My boob job off camera I Get my boob job

Starting point is 00:00:49 Day after tomorrow And coincidentally Also start my period That day No that happened to me After my nose job I swear to god Like directly after

Starting point is 00:00:57 My nose job I was bleeding And I like I am going to cry But you want to know What people are saying People are saying You can't even pull

Starting point is 00:01:03 Your own pants down So boy do I have a job for Bebe. I was just going to say. It's so awesome, though, because Bebe will do that show with a smile on her face. Like she loves you so much. Wait, she's going to be here in a second. But not kidding. Bebe's like odd jobs is like my funniest bit of all time.

Starting point is 00:01:20 Like the fact Bebe will do anything for a check. And she is like shameless about it it is my favorite thing about her like each week she's like a nursing major and then the next week she's a finance pro and then one time she was genuinely working as a paralegal and she was calling herself a paralegal she is literally like a disney channel character like every week austin and ally remember when it was she had a tooth gems business for a week no what why'd you point at me when you said austin and ally you know why you fucking trip on mushrooms and cuss out ross lynch one time and no one time i look over at her phone

Starting point is 00:01:55 she's trying to get storage she's deleting the uber driver app i'm like wait when have you been driving for uber she is literally jack of all trades you work for me for a second there she's working for me right now it's great it's i i just i love that friend who's like always has the odd job and like will do anything for a buck she's been posting on her story too like do you want to earn money like are you in a pyramid scheme yeah her instagram stories send me i literally never loved anyone more if If you're not following Bebalds, you are genuinely missing out on the roller coaster of life. Seriously, I think that's a thing. Can everybody just follow her?

Starting point is 00:02:31 Because I don't want her to have to have a job anymore. Same with Paige. Come on. Please. I just want to frolic and play. That's all I want to do. Dude, I was just talking about that. It's like, I saw this clip of Miley Cyrus doing an interview, right?

Starting point is 00:02:44 And David Letterman Was asking her like What's your dream life And it got me thinking like Cause you You don't ever really think about that Like what is your dream life And I

Starting point is 00:02:52 Like I really thought to myself And like it's not working My dream job is no job And no one dreams of labor Yeah Although But then it's like You marry for money

Starting point is 00:03:01 And then like you're f***ed Like the guys. Well, I don't want my husband to work either, to be honest. Oh, I don't care. Clock in, babe. As long as I'm in Italy, like northern Italy, having a call me by your name summer eating a baguette, I will be so happy. I don't know. I guess.

Starting point is 00:03:20 What do you say today? We're in the car and Paige goes, yeah, I want to retire by the time I'm 25. I'm 26. I was dying would my dream well what is your dream um life not your dream job like what's your dream life like if you had all the time in the world like all the money all the resources what would you do lazy just lazy just as lazy as I can possibly be like I'm talking like what's the I've fallen and I can't get up thing up the stairs the thing that trevor wallace has in his house like just just as lazy as i possibly can be no i think you would get depressed it could be like adventurous lazy like let's go here and be lazy and then let's go here and be lazy yeah you lay in different

Starting point is 00:04:01 terrains yeah you do love a good. Just as much horizontal time as possible. That's my dream life. What about you, Paige? I'm not kidding. Oh my God. Bed sores. First thing I would do is get a horse. I'm not kidding.

Starting point is 00:04:14 That's all I want. That's a good thing. That's all I want. I just want to be able to ride. I would just... Do you want a horse? You're riding. She's riding.

Starting point is 00:04:22 Look at that. Oh my God. Oh my god Oh my god But imagine like Modern home And it's like It has gold accents Like gold hardware Like why don't

Starting point is 00:04:32 That's whoa That could be my new business Like why don't we have I've fallen And I can't get up chairs Like why are they All white and plastic There's a market for that

Starting point is 00:04:40 There's gotta be a market I don't know I feel like Two sales That's a good one though I like like people Who are really rich But like do those kinds of things with their money

Starting point is 00:04:48 Like have just a beautiful ranch or something I want to have like a Jane Goodall era Like where I'm just fucking posted up with the chimps Oh Orcas And you know I'm about to go do that I was supposed to do it at the end of tour but I was burnt out

Starting point is 00:05:02 Wait you didn't go on your orca trip well you would have known about it i was supposed to go save the orcas but i'm i was burnt out from first of all save well it's not i mean we they are saving the orcas but it's it's like an excursion like you're we're learning about the orcas there's a dog i told you guys that the dog that like sniffs out orca feces at the bow of the boat it's like how do they get promoted from drug dog to like orca dog orca shit sniffer like so fucking crazy that animals can do that like murphy doesn't know her name like how do they train a dog to do that i don't know yeah right like this is what like whale shit smells like oh my god well i didn't know it was supposed

Starting point is 00:05:41 to already have happened i thought it was still like in the works. It still can, but it's in San Francisco. So we ended in San Francisco. So it's going to just stay. But it was not the time. Well, guys, subscribe, get her money so she can go watch Orcas. No, I'm going for free. My favorite thing. Unsubscribe.

Starting point is 00:05:58 My favorite thing about Orca Gate was what you did for those two hats. Okay, so we have a meet and greet, right? And this girl brings us handmade crochet hats. Like mine was Peppa and yours was a whale. And you were like, I need another one in case I bring a plus one Orca watching so that we can be matching. But this girl's in a random city and you had to like. Yeah, like we were long past her city. So her sister came like three cities later and I

Starting point is 00:06:26 flew out the secondary orca hat we had to like give her special treatment we have to she we just we wanted to give her special treatment wait like she didn't just ship it in a box like she shipped herself she showed up to the meet and greet with the hat That's sweet It was so sweet Now I have two And no plus one If you want me I'll be the dog Oh good You know I got a honker on me

Starting point is 00:06:53 I have a drug dog nose though Like I can smell anything From a mile away The other night in the club I swear To God on the Bible I was like Someone over there

Starting point is 00:07:01 Is doing cocaine And like I could smell it Dude I will be wearing That sounds like I did I could smell it I will be wearing a perfume and she'll go there's lavender in that I'm like no there's not I like check the last note in the perfume and it's lavender just anything I can she's good anything like always I don't know why I'm really when I'm on my period I'm really sensitive to smells what that's the thing it's just funny I don't know I imagined her like on her

Starting point is 00:07:25 period on the edge of the boat like looking for the whale feces why because you could smell better oh oh yeah okay sorry sometimes I get lost you know a little bit of a delay I need to talk about something before we even just continue to podcast because anxiety can't even describe it okay i woke up today to death threats like actual like actual like it's fate on sight i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you when i see you because of something i said on the canceled podcast on some real serious like real life shit i have to take a bodyguard everywhere I go in LA now for like the next like six months. Like actually, like I'm...

Starting point is 00:08:12 I'm gonna end up like dismembered in a little Caesar's dumpster, I swear to God. It's like, it's just... I personally have no comment ever again. Here's the thing. I feel like we are normally talking about like a IG model or bob gate or someone that i genuinely like can size up and i'm in a place right now where it's like i'm gonna get

Starting point is 00:08:31 jumped by like seven people i can't take it's so bad and i'm scared to say like anything else but like this is honestly in the history of the canceled podcast the first time someone has like threatened the fuck out of me for something i said slash like i'm actually afraid and i know they mean business well maybe we just do the disclaimer that we don't do any research before speaking on the canceled podcast i get all my information off of tiktok yeah and we you know what you should just take it all with a grain of salt and sometimes we take it too far and it's just, I always assume, because I'm the type of person where people are constantly like shitting on me and commenting on what I'm doing and saying.

Starting point is 00:09:11 So I just take it all with a grain of salt because to me it's like, I know to everyone else it's like a game. And I also just have a very deprecating sense of humor. So I often do find it funny when someone's like laughing at me a little and some people don't at all oh my god and then it's like here's the thing like i really woke up to someone saying

Starting point is 00:09:33 like like next time i see you i'm beating the fuck out wait actually let me can i see the screenshots i didn't even see what i said to you i only saw what i said to me oh no you're a weirdo ass bitch and when i see you i'ma beat your ass i'm more concerned about the last message before that being miss you too let's get together soon please we're getting murdered this happy last episode and when i see you i'ma beat your ass wait mine was literally worse like what did do? I'm sorry your plans fell through. I got forgiven. She's personally my friend.

Starting point is 00:10:11 Really quickly, Brooke. Crazy. Really quickly. You joined this. It didn't stop. What are you saying? I get my ass beat and you guys enjoy every second. I don't know if Brooke joins with them. I form an alliance.

Starting point is 00:10:26 I tell them exactly where you guys are. Like, it went on for hours today. No end in sight. Actually, there was an end. Well, I personally value my life. Today, I responded to the OG text and I was like, is it really that bad? Like, that's what I said. And the person said, excuse, bitch, the fucking nerve of you.

Starting point is 00:10:44 What the fuck do you think i wish i could say more but we've already said too much and then i'm in the car and someone else we were talking about at the live shows like gives me a call and i'm like oh my like it sucks because this podcast truly does just create an environment i know that you're experiencing the same feeling right now with bob gate where it's like you're talking to all of your friends and i'm sitting here with my best friends and it's like yeah we're shooting the shit but like it isn't we aren't shooting no we're getting shot we're just trying to kiki we're just trying to talk shit and giggle no but i we i on some level we do have to take some accountability Like we can be entertaining without having to

Starting point is 00:11:26 Like talk shit about people I know it's just like real things happen Either A real things actually happen and I want to talk about them Because they happen Or I'm commenting on something that is public information Yeah if something's going around And everybody's talking about it I want to talk about it

Starting point is 00:11:40 Speaking of Oh What do you think what happened dude she was living in the hype house and so was the cat and then like i'll give you switch rooms with little huddy and the cat got out yeah so i'll give you all the information that i know that what she said was that she was switching rooms they she was the only one who hadn't switched rooms yet so she was switching rooms okay and hold on yes why were they playing musical rooms I think maybe to make it like fair

Starting point is 00:12:08 Or something I'm sure some of the rooms were better than others Oh like you got 10 M's this week You got the most live gifting So you get the master I don't know I've never been in a content house Because of the cowboy hat Like what okay So she was moving rooms And she came back into her room

Starting point is 00:12:27 when she was like moving furniture and the back door was open and her cat was gone okay so that was what she knew but then for the viewers we're talking about reagan 777 yeah we're talking about reagan's cat gate okay and then six so more sorry sorry having to get it in like at a low tone is so funny to me like just whispering it to myself so cat goes missing never sees the cat again okay she was very distraught about it so she says then that was years ago. Recently, a clip surfaces from a podcast. It's like Larray, Antonio.

Starting point is 00:13:10 Everyone's talking about, I know an influencer who killed their cat. Okay. And they're like, oh my God. And they bleep her name, but they're talking about it. I have no good commentary here. She had to adjust it.

Starting point is 00:13:19 Cause she was like, why is everyone saying I killed my cat? My cat ran away. But what? So then the roommate killed your cat. Like they're accusing her of like Domery. Yes. Yes.

Starting point is 00:13:27 Oh, T.W. Domery. Oh, get another call. Oh, no. Then the roommates came forward and like one of them said like, yeah, the cat was super neglected. You could tell the cat wasn't doing well. And another came forward, I think today to say that he was the one who stole the cat he him he and his mother

Starting point is 00:13:47 decided the cat was not in good shape so he opened the back door he stole the cat took it like the house yeah he framed the cat running away to like rescue the cat and get it help which is someone living in the house doing that i'm always in support of that i love the tiktoks where people like see a little dog like in a cage outside and then they steal it. I love that shit. OK, I agree with that. But what happened was he took it to the vet and he said they said it was in horrible condition, whatever. And they suggested that he put it down. But he decided to take it home and hope that he could feed it.

Starting point is 00:14:15 And then it died. So that's all that I know about it. But I'm concerned. Do you know why it died? No. And he didn't say either. And he didn't say usually they were saying they don't usually don't like just say you got to put it down they'll say you put it down

Starting point is 00:14:29 or you can do this like what was wrong with the cat well some of the roommates were saying like she had it locked in a closet and she like wouldn't i don't know like take care of it the fur was getting matted the cat would have seizures often and then she responded saying when she got the cat it like already had health problems and like it would get sick all the time and this and that now people are yeah people are commenting and just saying like well why wouldn't you take it to the vet like why did you like wait so long i don't know and like i saw videos of the cat like the last videos that they had like walking wobbly and stuff i don't know it's fucked up oh it's i i'm the biggest cat lover in the world but i also like

Starting point is 00:15:05 oh my god like i guess you just innately like hope that no one is neglecting an animal yeah and i just especially because like well yeah like cats are decently easy so it's like if you love this cat and you want it like why would you get it to not you just hope she wasn't and that she's telling the truth it's just such a classic case of he said she said and it's like going back and forth thing it's like it's a long-haired cat yeah and like she'll give evidence and like the roommate will give evidence and so very back and forth there's like a whole you know what we need about it you know what we need a pet psychic we do alexis oakley has a good one and i'm she does oh i'm gonna use it stop we need a pet psychic because we need to talk to seven if i had cold hard facts i would be

Starting point is 00:15:55 literally ready to rip this girl apart okay because i'm the biggest cat lover ever oh but to be accused of something like that is such a crazy accusation i need to know the fact 1000% we need concrete evidence Do you guys remember when that girl Brooke Houts Posted herself unlisted beating her dog No she posted she accidentally posted The unedited YouTube video And she was literally beating her dog

Starting point is 00:16:15 I remember that like yesterday I was so fucking furious Yeah and people were mixing me up with her Brooke Baldwin up with her I was like that oh my god there's nothing that makes me actually more fucking sick on this planet than animal abusers because like animals are just the sweetest souls helpless sweetest souls and you have to be like actually demonic there has to be something demonic about you if you're gonna 100 you are a serial

Starting point is 00:16:38 killer that's just what it is but yeah all that to say i just i really really really fucking hope that it's not true. And I really hope so, too. And I mean, yeah, I can't imagine being accused of something like that, because even if it's wrong, like people are going to remember it forever and probably say it to her forever. So. And oh, my God. And if she actually isn't guilty of that and like imagine having to do all of them. One thousand percent.

Starting point is 00:17:01 Even if she even if we were to come out tomorrow that it was completely false there. You know what I mean? That's just how the Internet works. people are always going to say that to her oh my god that's sad if it's not true that is really sad god i hope it's not true me too i just like i don't like i see her and she's like sweet and doing her mukbangs like you just want to believe that people are good i don't like it's i don't know but if she did that her obviously 100 on site yeah I have people comment on my shit sometimes too though like being like you neglect you why even get a cat when you know you travel so much and stuff and like knowing how I treat Murph I'm like the fucking nerve I got a comment this morning saying I can't believe with all that money you're feeding her Purina I saw

Starting point is 00:17:41 that I made the biggest scene I saw that But it's like The mom shaming is crazy Like you would love that Cat more than Your first born When you have it That's what I'm saying Like how fucking frustrating And Murphy like

Starting point is 00:17:52 Gets filet mignon And like gets PR Yeah but For outsiders to comment On like your Like how you treat Your own animal It's like

Starting point is 00:17:59 Like if I walked in your house And Murphy was getting an IV Like I wouldn't even blink I wouldn't blink twice You know what I mean? A lash lift. She doesn't need one. She's literally beautiful.

Starting point is 00:18:09 If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard details at michelin.ca find a michelin tread experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca locations i think it would be fun if we talked about stassi baby's birthday party for a second oh yeah that was fun yeah tana did me a little make-a-wish situation and she introduced me to

Starting point is 00:18:48 Emma Chamberlain. It was so I love her so so so much. I'm not kidding like Kylie Jenner's right here like you know what I mean but I Emma walked in and I was like I was so gagged. Yeah I don't blame you. And she was like bless her heart But she was just She was lying to me And Tana Like just lying I just love the type of bitch Who's like we have to get dinner And it's like

Starting point is 00:19:11 I won't even hit you up She's like I'm obsessed With you guys Your podcast Like it's so She was like She was so complimentary But I wanted to be like

Starting point is 00:19:17 Emma it's okay Like you deserve better Yeah yeah yeah Save it Genuinely You don't watch us Save your breath Yeah

Starting point is 00:19:23 I really thought it was Going to be like a huge party. And we got there early. And we were like the first six people there. Yeah, I want to hear everything. And it was like super intimate and really great. I feel like I've partied a lot with that group of people over the years. And this was like the first time we're like walking in.

Starting point is 00:19:40 Everyone felt really grown. It felt wholesome. Like no one was hammered. Like it was a really nice like chill LA event and it I'm trying to dip my toes in the water of like going out and going to things again and like you know what I mean and I feel like that was like a good it's so funny I almost wore like a fucking gown well she was gonna wear a super sparkly dress I go that's a birthday dress but Bessie it's not like your birthday I looked like it was my birthday and then i showed up and like all the cool girls were like cool like leather and

Starting point is 00:20:07 yeah levi's like oh my god thank god no i was also the whole night it's funny because we were one of the first like 10 people there and the first 10 people it was like you me harry jowsey loray stassi and her like immediate group so it was like Olivia O'Brien and like Sydney Carlson and um Devin Carlson and Kylie and Kylie's just like roaming around like I'm like do people know she's in here like she feels too famous to be anywhere I literally anywhere it's so crazy and I like I had the whole I've talked to her and I've gone up to her a million times and she's always very nice to me and like you know we've taken our photos in the past and whatever but after stormy lock screen gate right which is just up there in my like most wild never thought it would happen scandals first of all you

Starting point is 00:20:56 know what i mean funny i i vowed to just leave that family alone you know what i mean just like just stop it Tana okay like Cut your losses tough cuz what a cute Photo that was I really like and I've Always just made my lock screen like Cute or funny photos and it was like That make you smile yeah and like but It's like I get when it's someone else's

Starting point is 00:21:16 But I also was at a Diablo Chris Miles Concert during Halloween in a slutty Blue powerpuff costume on stage with my Lock screen out and it's like is that how they found out yeah no no it was a photo of me and ecat19 stop and where is he rest in peace not kidding and um yeah and then they were commenting whatever and then over time like I'd seen them all again and it was like it all explained to me and Stas and I were super like good and fine and it just wasn't A big deal anymore But I still was like

Starting point is 00:21:46 Know your place Tana Right Okay It was nice of them all To be like Why the fuck did you do that But we're cool Like you know what I mean

Starting point is 00:21:53 Uh huh And so I was like I'm just gonna leave Kylie alone Tonight You know what I mean Yeah walk on eggshells And we finally went to

Starting point is 00:21:59 The bathroom Brooke and I And we like came out And she was right there And she like said hi to me And it was just She was just so nice And like She was that's so crazy I just felt like she really didn't have to do that like really didn't have to like say hi to me and be nice and like we were talking about like all like I was talking about not drinking we're talking about just being like

Starting point is 00:22:17 grandmas and she was like the family group chat and like making little jokes and like she was so cute we were talking about social anxiety like how you replay interactions the next day kylie has social anxiety kylie you don't know the way that i'm gonna replay this in my head tomorrow no i swear to god i'm gonna need to be sedated i said something about anxiety and i swear she said what's anxiety and in my head i was like there is that like of course you've never had anxiety you're kylie jenner like that's so iconic like you know whatever she does she just wakes up and she's like she's like i'm fine yes and like so i'm like i already like hyper analyze every interaction that i have and i'm standing there it's like carter kylie i'm like i'm never gonna live like i can't even wake up tomorrow

Starting point is 00:22:58 i would be too afraid to speak i was like i've maybe said two words and then i spiraled i'm like the opposite like when someone makes me nervous I'll like over talk and I felt like she was just like laughing at my little jokes and it was nice I was like you're pitying me so cute and like her she like barely wears makeup now and she just I love her she looked like I don't know how to explain it I feel like all of the other times that I've been face to face with her talking to her she's always really looked like you know what i mean like when i when someone says kylie jenner like you picture like king kylie or you have like a certain picture

Starting point is 00:23:29 and she looked like not real like truly like ai like just like i'd never seen her and been like you don't look real like you look like like madame tussauds like figure of you like this isn't real so crazy like it was it was just wild to me but i love i'm trying to think rosalia was just running around with a bouquet of flowers like fuck it was so funny it was really it was like a really good night it was like i felt like we got like vip passes into what's left i know we're never getting you guys look at us like we're like we went to stassi's birthday You guys are at Stassi's Like Stassi's birthday party

Starting point is 00:24:07 I'm thwomping around in WeHo What happened? How was it? Oh my fucking god Okay so I was supposed to go on a date with this boy Timmy Met him on Raya No he's another gay No not in WeHo We were gonna go out in Studio City

Starting point is 00:24:20 But then of course Ty Collins texted me He goes we're going out tonight And I said cancel the date, date's off We're going out out on the date for Ty's like you're never gonna find love at all no I have the love of my life right so you go out in WeHo so of course I go out in WeHo and Kale Ty's cousin is here in town in this he is a tornado like picture the tasmanian devil that is kael collins it is so funny that ty has a cousin and he is actually like like kale if you're watching this please please i can't even take one more person being mad at me but like i'm so afraid of him like i won't go if he's there like he's like that insane really he's insane but he is so

Starting point is 00:25:01 fucking funny and like also can just be amazing so So it was me, Ty, Kale, and then Kale's literal army of gays. And when I tell you, I went out with like eight twinks. I was a twink handler all night. I had them on leashes. And like we went to the Abbey and there was one point me and Ty are just doing our thing. We're like sitting under like the heat lamp just going, I love you. I love you for 30 minutes. Not kidding.

Starting point is 00:25:24 I turn around and I see five of these gays standing in a circle getting passed around just taking turns like making out with each other and like making out with random gays is it more fulfilling for you to have a night of like making out with eight gays than like one straight man one thousand percent how many gay men equals one straight man in your One Yeah Oh the one in one I just feel like To me it's better Yeah like yeah

Starting point is 00:25:51 It's more fulfilling I just like I love when the gays love me too It just means way more than a straight man ever loving me Yeah of course It's like getting approval from like girls over guys Yeah 100% It's just like top tier compliment

Starting point is 00:26:02 I have a way better night With the gays Every single time And it's just like It's so fun We go out And we just dance It's like Charlie XCX playing We're spinning each other around Just taking shots

Starting point is 00:26:11 It is like It's peak Yeah versus like Going to like A hide or something And everyone just stands there Like this Right

Starting point is 00:26:18 Yeah Or like going on a first date It's so awkward Like I don't know What to talk about But we need to be going on dates I'm doing flips to Dua Lipa We do We need to be going on dates We should go on At least one date a month awkward like i like don't know what to talk about but we i'm doing flips to do a lipa

Starting point is 00:26:29 we do we need to be going on dates we should go on at least one date a month i'm so bad at that so am i speaking of dates all i do is lie if it's a flat or a squeal a wobbler peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply. Details at Michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there.

Starting point is 00:27:00 TreadExperts.ca. Listen, I know we have our Pete Davidson lore. Okay, I need to start with this, by the way. I get tagged in this every single day. And I just want to say, once again, for the thousandth time, I thought that you telling him that you were on mushrooms would win 1,000% tenfold. 100% I do. I do.

Starting point is 00:27:22 Granted, I was on drugs at the time and it was like it didn't work remember the moment but like i was not i never was trying to fuck it up for you like i'm always like if i can't fuck someone like someone has to you know and you know i live on and die on that hill um but as you know he also has been my celebrity crush for years and years of my life of course i'm taken first of all and like i've given up on all of that. Like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't care. I hear about people talking to him and I'm like excited for them and like, whatever, you know? But the other night I ran into one of Pete's really good friends, like best friends. And I was talking to them for a while. They brought up me loving him.

Starting point is 00:28:01 They were like, I know you love Pete. And I was like, yeah. And they were like I know you love Pete and I was like yeah and they were like you know that he knows you exist right and I'm like say more she's like okay obviously in that situation you want to get the most information out of the person telling you that right so it's not going to be like oh my god no because then it was also someone that I know is like scared of this podcast yeah so like i just i wasn't gonna like act too you know what i mean so i'm acting oh really yeah i was like oh yeah no i know he knows about me in my head i'm like doing fucking cartwheels like shitting on the floor like dying but i'm like yeah no i know like me and pete like we go way back right they tell me it hurts so bad it hurts on so many fucking levels what is it that in regular conversation pete davidson refers to me as tana muguru

Starting point is 00:28:54 i'm never gonna call you anything else ever again you're tana mugadoo until the day i die with tana mugadoo i'm like retching right now like my esophagus like i'm literally retching because that means like that every single time i've ever said that like my dream day is him hitting me with the semi-truck he's like he's seen it tana mugadoo again yeah like oh my god oh my god it hurts so bad that's awful it literally hurts like and there's something about oh my god i have to breathe very warranted reaction i swear to god there's something about like let's say he didn't know Know of me that well And he was calling me like Tanaman Zhao

Starting point is 00:29:46 Right Right Like that doesn't hurt as bad Like Moogadoo It feels I mean he made it Well that's kind of cute He gave you a cute little pet name

Starting point is 00:29:55 I want him to give me a nickname Cute little pet name It's like Tana Banana Tana Moogadoo Moogadoo That is like your swamp name i'm gonna throw up i'm literally not even kidding i'm like retching it's really tough amari has been laughing at me for 72 hours it sounds like something amari would have made up himself honestly yeah that is your alter ego

Starting point is 00:30:22 there's just something about like your Celebrity crush like knowing about you And giving you like a dismissive ass Like oh there she is again nickname That like there she goes Unlive withable like I just I can't I Literally can't believe it I'm so I'm Never talking about him again Pete I'm So dude I'm sorry this is the last time

Starting point is 00:30:40 You're ever gonna hear from her take a Good long look he's like no i'm not even watching this was set in his group chat they're all laughing they're all laughing at us i'm like i know i'm mewing i'm mewing wait did you know that was funny oh i know you said i was going oh it's okay are there's other people like your boyfriend yes i know i love him literally so much and i like i swear to god if in some dream world you know i like pete ever did walk up to me and want me i would and i love mokoa like you know what i mean it's it's just like yeah like that that's just never not like no and that's just never he calls me tanamuguru

Starting point is 00:31:23 i don't get like i could be married like that's just what i just Of course No and that's just never He calls me Tana Moogadoo I don't get Like I could be married At least he knows you What I just I'm the druggie I'm just I'm like thank god I still have my turn

Starting point is 00:31:32 Please I gotta do it Honestly he's apparently easy To get a hold up these days That's what I'm hearing Someone put me in contact But I just Literally shut up

Starting point is 00:31:41 Tana shut up I just keep saying More sentences Stop Word vomit It's like oh my god speaking of pete davidson's friends i made up with my son that's crazy you know what classic case of your best friend dying on the hill for you and then you that's like me and you with mr big like i like want to death threaten him and then he like yeah it's like she'll tell me all these

Starting point is 00:31:59 horrible things and then i'll go on this rampage about how he's a short stinky old man or something that i like probably wouldn't have said otherwise and now it's like they're friends and i just know you have to yep but tell us what happened it's the classic case of like best friends like we all do it like you you go off on the man and then they're cool again i mean it's been a year i think that you know what got me is when he said said to me, like, I was like, Maude, you did this, this, this, and this. And I really ate with everything I said, you know? I think that it was a really classic case of two people in the wrong in a lot of ways, you know? And I probably didn't need to take it to the podcast.

Starting point is 00:32:36 But unfortunately, we just do. But also, he just, unfortunately, in my life, like, when we were really good, I think we were amazing, so passionate, unfortunately in my life, like when we were really good, I think we were amazing, so passionate, so in love. And then like if he ever hurt me or I felt hurt by the situation, I become someone I don't know, like with him in that case. You know what I mean? And I think that was what it was like on the, like I just, you know, coming and sitting

Starting point is 00:33:00 down and airing everything out and being really angry and all of it. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. But so I tell him all these things and he looks at me and he was like, Tana, you know, coming and sitting down and airing everything out and being really angry and all of it. Like, you know what I mean? I don't know. But so I tell him all these things and he looks at me and he was like, Tana, you literally, I sent you flowers and three days later you tweeted that you sucked dick in a Cane's drive-thru. And like, I wasn't in the Cane's drive-thru.

Starting point is 00:33:16 And nothing about that was even false. Valid, honestly, kind of ate. And honestly, I think people did try to tell you in the moment when it was going on and you were like well it's my job i was like this is my job i thought it was funny i was like you know three finger combo box combo games i suck dick and you see the joke you know it's you know it's so funny i was with her in paris when she was like i was with her when she was making her whole breakup text to mod and i'm not kidding first of all she brought out the

Starting point is 00:33:49 laptop like that's how you know it's serious you see the length of that clacking it was like the dot dot dot message you had to like click to open but we're listening to a vampire on repeat she is seething she is in her olivia rodrigo olivia rodrigo era she's going okay can you proofread this I'm reading I'm reading her text and one of the parts is how do you lie without flinching that's plagiarism she was like stealing lyrics from Olivia Rodrigo and placing them in the text honestly resourceful and amazing I love that about you how do you lie without flinching how do you lie how do you lie i'm just gonna try to defend myself but like there's nothing you can say there's just nothing you can say i'm gonna throw up no well that's happy though because i

Starting point is 00:34:39 don't like to have um you know like loose ends i feel like that's good to have good relationships with everybody you have like history with oh my god i'm sweating i think time heals all wounds and i'm happy to be cool and be able to like root for his success and like mean it and stuff you know and take accountability as well like for my actions i don't think he smells even so i'm like and he's not even old he's He's actually not old. You know, she told me the other day he's 36. Oh, she made you made me think he was like 55. I thought he was like signing up for an AARP card.

Starting point is 00:35:14 Mr. Big is the same age. Literally. I need to talk about my Vegas trip a little because God, this whole podcast is so fucking embarrassing for me. And it gets worse. I'm working for this. I'm working. embarrassing for me and it gets worse for this it gets worse it gets so much worse lay it on us i just went to vegas obviously you know i like to dabble in gambling okay yes and i just want the people at home to know like i feel like whenever i'm talking about

Starting point is 00:35:41 something serious like gambling or just serious vices like the house is not going under I'm not Bruno Marsing my shit okay like I allocate I allocate a certain amount of money and I'm never gonna go over that and like I work to have that money to play and I enjoy myself and sometimes I will take it a few thousand dollars further and like feel like shit about it you know what I mean i was saying this to ari the other day that like with gambling it's one of those things where it's like when you if i were to make a hundred dollars working and win a hundred dollars gambling the hundred dollars i win gambling it feels like a hundred thousand dollars you know like it same and that goes for the same side of like losses you know what i mean like if i lose a hundred dollars gambling it feels like I lose A hundred thousand Yeah

Starting point is 00:36:25 Yes Sorry my contact Hurts so bad I'm like I'm like I'm watching you Talk like this I lost

Starting point is 00:36:34 These two bitches I'm sorry No I think I'm just Again on a delay I'm gonna figure it out But just Yeah yeah yeah You gamble the money

Starting point is 00:36:40 You're up That was just a whole preface So people don't start making Like whole ass threads and whatever. Like everything's fine. I don't know what a thread is. So I go to Vegas with the intent to gamble as I always do, right? And I brought myself a cash amount and only my credit card.

Starting point is 00:36:55 And my credit card doesn't work in the casino. So I'm like, this is perfect. Like I've set myself up. Like I have my $5,000 in cash. And like when that's gone, i'm done right i lose that five thousand dollars in cash faster than you can say credit card like i'm fucked and like that doesn't normally happen like i really was just super unlucky right so then i start getting a little spunky right i start maxing out my friend's credit cards. I max out Ashley's card. I max out Amari's boyfriend's card too.

Starting point is 00:37:25 It's like he didn't sign up for that. I love spunky. It's getting spunky. People have to eat, Tana. And I'm Apple paying them, you know, but I'm maxing out everyone's limit on everything. I run through that. Then I decide I want to get a massage at the table, right?

Starting point is 00:37:41 And I have like 500 bucks in chips left. And so I'm getting this massage and i lose the 500 and then the lady she just stops and then no she keeps going and then the lady finally is like and i'm sitting there getting this massage like rocking back and forth and i have no money and i'm like i don't know how i'm gonna pay her like my credit card's not gonna work i've maxed out everyone's credit card so then then I'm fucked. And now this lady's following me around while I'm trying to find it. I thought you were gonna say,

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Starting point is 00:38:49 And I'm asking strangers for money. She's like, go seek. I'm asking like my casino host for money. I'm asking the dealers for money. I'm trying to Apple Pay them for money. Like no one can help me. And this lady's following me around for like damn near an hour. Like it is

Starting point is 00:39:05 just bad no it's so bad so finally like ashley has to call her bank i get extra money i pay the lady double obviously because she'd been following me around yeah you would lost funds you would think after this rock bottom moment i would be done gambling i hit up a guy friend in vegas who i know is just loaded and he ends up ubering me like five thousand dollars in cash and i hit up a guy friend in vegas who i know is just loaded and he ends up ubering me like five thousand dollars in cash and i end up being fine and that's not a normal thing that people can do that's 100 and i need to delve into that in a second like that's a whole other conversation so i end up being fine but in the meantime i'm on tiktok right and this girl's tiktok pops up and they really said for you okay she's like are you down on cash

Starting point is 00:39:47 no and she's like do you know that if you're a pretty girl like there are pay pigs all over the internet who want to send you money and men who just are really sexually into sending you money like all you have to do is go on these hashtags and do this stop no i don't like where this is going you got a pay pig page i dm'd 75 different old men like you're lying did you have any success you're lying no way and so all of their profile pictures look at this guy daddy michael look at him and like it's just like a g-wagon he has 42 followers Like it's on private But like he's a pay picker Oh shit Do not tell Bebe about this

Starting point is 00:40:28 And I start I start filling out forms I start giving them My PayPal emails I'm texting a few of them Be careful Sometimes they can Steal money from you that way

Starting point is 00:40:35 I know I know I know Trust me I did all of the She texted me at like 3am Going what's my PayPal email That

Starting point is 00:40:41 It checks out No way And I know there's, I don't want to glorify that. I do. Sign me up. Listen, if,

Starting point is 00:40:50 if it works, if you want to give me money for doing absolutely nothing, DMs are open. I'm not kidding. I made like a thousand bucks. Wait, that's amazing. In fact,

Starting point is 00:41:02 the fuck? Like, and I was DMing all of them. Like I wasn't even saying hi i was saying like send me now now send me money now 500 now are you they were like yes goddess oh perfect you're so much better than me and then i gambled the money away no i shouldn't be pay picking anywhere in las vegas go home i just go home imagine somebody like posted like tana monge was begging me for money no tell me why

Starting point is 00:41:26 i thought about it because i was sending selfies too and i was like face sapping them in case they got leaked you kill me stop stop stop why do you amaze me every day you surprise me i just i i mean i i saw the tiktok i was on on the for you i i ended up being fine i mean i was gonna quit gambling forever i think i'm done with table games until october well i'm crying because she could she calls me and she's like i lost so much money i'm so miserable i have no money and then she posts her with a stack of cash in her hand and she's like i'm up i'm like no you're fucking not like why are you lying to people you you don't have any of that in that time i really came up and that's what i want to bring me to my next segment is accepting gifts from people cheating what like if you know that a guy like wants you and he like gives you money i'd oh he gave you that money he didn't loan you that money

Starting point is 00:42:18 it's up in the air some of it was a gift it's it's this whole like thing i don't see it as cheating i just think it's like you're finessing i don't know i don't think i would like it if my man was like accepting gifts from like some woman i guess that's where there's like two kinds of people because if mikoa was like finessing some bitch who wanted him i think mikoa should get 20 that was that's the thing right that's so then that's where i'm at because this a couple weeks ago, this guy offered to take me jewelry shopping. And we're friends. And we kick it. And we all hang out in big group settings.

Starting point is 00:42:51 But I think he has a crush on me, right? Yeah. But he's like, I want to go shopping. Let's go. Like, yada, yada. I know he'd be buying me a Van Cleef or something like that. You're checking my wrist. I literally was checking your wrist.

Starting point is 00:43:04 And I didn't go Because I was like Weighing out like Is this wrong But like if I were to It is wrong I think that's wrong I was gonna say

Starting point is 00:43:11 Why don't you just like Talk to Mako about it And be like Hey this is the situation Are you cool if I do this Instead of like Going and doing it And then he finds out

Starting point is 00:43:18 Like then it like Looks like something it's not I feel like if he Someone sending you money In an Uber is one thing Physically going to the store with somebody to let them buy you I agree that's why I accepted the money and not the jewelry yeah I think that's that's a compromise it's just weird right now I don't know what it is like with

Starting point is 00:43:34 guys like like I've noticed lately like all of these like rich guys fetishizing that I'm taken that always happens though like as soon as you get into a relationship everyone comes out of the woodwork everyone and like they want you all of a sudden shit should i fake it right that and that's like i don't want anyone else i want only mikoa like i love him literally so much i only want him you know what i mean i just and i'm not like entertaining anyone coming out of the woodworks or anything like that it's more just like people throwing money at me and shit because it's like i'm always gonna have like the girl with the dirty door in me and like how can I not accept free money yeah you're so platter I love the way like your relationship with money you're so good at it like always want to make more money you'll get money anyway well I think it's because I know that I have these crazy habits and

Starting point is 00:44:20 vices and they only make sense to me if I can make sense Like offset it by like yeah Like overcompensating you know what I mean Because it's like I would have to stop doing a lot of the things I love doing I think if I chilled out like Working and also finessing I saw that TikTok and I really was just curious If these pay pigs are real And if it's like a real thing

Starting point is 00:44:38 Because I'm so big on like women Just getting paid for being beautiful and gorgeous I like who is it? Julia Fox, who always. Oh, man. Oh, she always talks about how she used to be like the dominatrix and she would just like whip people. I love that.

Starting point is 00:44:53 I'm like people hating on that or calling women like sluts. I think it's one of those things where at least for me, like I was always sexualized growing up. So why? And being so young. Yeah. And that was like Why I made an OF And like why I did

Starting point is 00:45:05 Like everything like that Because I'm like These men are going To be like this Absolutely anyways Every single time Period So if you can reap

Starting point is 00:45:13 The benefits 100% To wipe the tears With a dollar Like Yeah I'm always gonna die On the hill that that's

Starting point is 00:45:20 These men are gonna Slut shame and sexualize Us anyway We might as well get Fucking paid for it That's how I feel 100% Yeah and it offsets the wage gap

Starting point is 00:45:27 Right They should be paying us for nothing Wow I agree Yeah Pay me to exist That's all I'm like going on that right now

Starting point is 00:45:35 I'm like anyway Hashtag I'm not even I don't know if it's necessarily always that easy Or like what it is And like whatever But it was like Speaking of like actually

Starting point is 00:45:46 this has really no correlation but I'm not kidding I've been single for so long and it's like getting kind of embarrassing granted like I don't do anything about it but I want to do like a 90s rom-com or like a 2000s rom-com where like I hire a guy to be my fake boyfriend no I think I really think that would be amazing I really Oh just yeah Because I'm like I want to make my exes jealous I want to like Pop out with a guy Wait

Starting point is 00:46:08 I'm like Erin Honestly Should we talk about What we've been up to Us What have we been up to My fake boyfriend Please

Starting point is 00:46:18 Oh my god Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

Starting point is 00:46:21 Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

Starting point is 00:46:23 Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please

Starting point is 00:46:24 Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please Please love of fucking god Please please This was one of those situations Where like it genuinely like kept me up at night In mental pain That you wouldn't talk about it on the cancel podcast I honestly think it's hilarious And it started out as a joke But like I started to take it a little seriously

Starting point is 00:46:37 Honest to god That's always how everything goes with you Because obviously I I was like sort of seeing a guy That I was like sort of seeing a guy that I was like obsessed with. And he was not obsessed with me back. Okay. And, you know, like we're spending a lot of time together and stuff.

Starting point is 00:46:53 And I knew he was seeing other people. I'm loving these past tense. And I was jealous. I was very jealous. So I was like, you know what? I want him to think I'm seeing other people, but can't just be anyone. Of course not. You know what I mean

Starting point is 00:47:05 so it's like who who could it be and I noticed that there was some speculation after I had been talking about a guy I was seeing on cancelled people were speculating that it might be Glenn Powell and best things ever happened to you I am here so iconic I never wanted to shut that rumor down because why the fuck would I shut that rumor down because why the fuck would i shut that rumor down i let everybody believe it and i was like you know what maybe it is okay um glenn powell keep i'm like keep scrolling seriously it seemed like almost believable because obviously the aloe connection he's at aloe every day we have like so many of the same mutual friends so it's like it makes sense that i could have possibly met and had

Starting point is 00:47:44 some sort of relationship with glenn powell that i could have possibly met and had some sort of relationship with glenn powell however i've literally never met him in my entire life and so one day i have the idea i'm like what if i just went ahead and changed page's number in my phone to glenn powell and i gave her the reins let her call me at her own leisure and boy did she take advantage of it i was getting facetimes from glenn powell at 2 a.m at one point i felt like a jealous boyfriend i'm like why aren't you calling me back and i'm like got into character and i'm like doing this with my phone like texting glenn powell like that's not when i'm purposefully moving your phone to the side just like

Starting point is 00:48:21 or just letting it ring and like and be Earl I would I Would do one of these like it's like Baby Glenn is not calling you very funny To be like Netflix and chilling with the Guy that you're trying to make jealous And Glenn Powell's movie is like the Home screen all these like really Convenient accidents have been like hitman just came out it's the front page of netflix it's on every billboard and not only is it one photo of glenn powell

Starting point is 00:48:51 there was a netflix billboard that says like can we all agree that glenn powell and i'm like poor guy yeah they're all over los angeles everywhere and brooke would text me like every hour, like, okay, call in 15. It was just like, it was a joke. And it was like the car play makes shit like that so much easier. Like we've all done it. I say we've all done it. But it was like, I wasn't being crazy about it. I was, I was being very like, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:49:17 It wasn't constant to the point where it was like, bitch, be for real. It was like so subtle. And it would be like, I would, I would just Like catch him over my shoulder and I'd be like I'm all for making a man who doesn't want to step Up to the plate like if you're obviously option Number one leave him okay but if you're Gonna stay let's be realistic Give him hell

Starting point is 00:49:34 Give him hell like 100% I also My favorite part of this whole scenario Is that she got to a point as you always Do with everything the catfishing everything You get bored of what's currently happening that she got to a point As you always do with everything The catfishing, everything You get bored of what's currently happening And you want to take it there, right? She was going to remove every single person

Starting point is 00:49:52 From her close friends Except for Mr. Big Stop And then she was gonna save someone else's story That's close with Glenn Powell Of him in the kitchen And put it on Wait, wait

Starting point is 00:50:02 No, no That was a joke I would never actually do that am i still glenn in your phone oh 100 glenn glenn powell is in the canceled group chat and he is glenn powell's on the podcast glenn powell five away do you ever like get excited you're like you know this morning my pilates instructor is taking videos of me and she's like oh glenn texted you and it makes sense because she knows glenn i don't know glenn brooke no way but like they're they all know about it too they think it's hilarious i'm i don't know glenn knows about it glenn if you're listening please just know that i had to do it honestly and like go along with it seriously if you're one of the girlies and also also the man

Starting point is 00:50:44 in question who i am trying to upset his sister listens to this podcast please keep it please keep my secret honestly i love you that is the funniest thing you've ever done like that is your best i'm gonna let it go on forever he's everywhere we're at breakfast the other day and the tv's playing glenn powell and we're just sitting at breakfast i'm like and i'll go i'll like take a photo of the tv and then just giggle at my phone and then put it down you know where i see this going and what i'm praying for genuinely is that glenn powell sees this and he's a funny guy and thinks it's funny and like this ends up in a story arc of you actually with him yeah i don't think so but so hot i have high hopes you're like manifesting right now that is the best manifestation manifesting

Starting point is 00:51:24 a man. Or like, well, I'll like speak it out. And then, well, actually, no, I've never successfully done that now that I think about it. First time for everything. Can I have a sip of your Yerba? Yeah. Thank you. I know.

Starting point is 00:51:37 I'm so tired. My fucking contacts are burning. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm falling apart. It's the weho. Oh, I wonder if Glenn is about to be there. I have to. I wonder if he's going to be there tonight.

Starting point is 00:51:45 I'm excited. You should tell you. He's here with him and Glenn Powell pops up on your phone. He's like. I gotta change it. I feel like if you do end up running into him, you have to tell him like, ha ha, funny story. No, I do. I know that like Sophie, one of my best friends, she like knows him really well.

Starting point is 00:52:01 And I think that she has said something or she says she will. That's good. You're seeding everything. It's like funny. It's ha ha ha It's not creepy Just know that it Had to be you Because people

Starting point is 00:52:09 Because honestly You're the most successful One desire He's the ed boy Nothing like Glenn Powell To upset a man who can't And how do you guys Know he's not my friend

Starting point is 00:52:17 He could just be my friend Texting me like that At 3am Yeah That's the joke You called me the other day He picks up my phone He goes

Starting point is 00:52:24 Glenn Powell I go Stop You're like Oh he's so annoying He won't leave me alone No he's just like It's genius

Starting point is 00:52:34 I love women I love it So much Do you know Speaking of manifesting I found out something Really fucking crazy Huh

Starting point is 00:52:40 So McCall and I We were just talking about like I always think that our relationship is so like like i genuinely do sometimes feel like he's my like soulmate and the universe brought me him and like he made me believe in a lot of things that i didn't before like the universe and timing and shit like we were never supposed to meet he wasn't supposed to be on oahu he wasn't supposed to be with amber and other miko he wasn't supposed to be there iahu He wasn't supposed to be with Amber and other Makoa He wasn't supposed to be there I was going to get a BBL during those dates

Starting point is 00:53:07 And then decided Hawaii would be better for my mental health Like What do you mean you were going to get a BBL? You remember the catheter? Remember we had a whole conversation on this podcast I took her to fucking Dr. Gavami For a consult That was like two years ago

Starting point is 00:53:22 No this was last October I wanted to get a BBI So you can fact check it Yeah this was right before Like this was right before I don't think you told me Yes we podcasted about it No I think you like

Starting point is 00:53:30 Jokingly were like Oh yeah like I No I went to the consult No Erin I was like really gonna do it Oh my god I'm so happy You didn't do that Me too

Starting point is 00:53:37 And had I done that I would be cheeked up And alone Because I would have Never met Makoa Because those were like The same dates I'm so happy

Starting point is 00:53:46 I didn't do it I was I was just going through a lot mentally and I think it was like you know whatever so I decided Hawaii would be a better thing for my mental health and it ended up being the best thing ever for my mental health you know and we ran into each other just like by fate and like I do always feel like when I'm talking to Makoa especially in the beginning like the way I was just posting him and shit like I'd never been that like sure about somebody. Yes. And like grid posting, whatever.

Starting point is 00:54:09 But I just knew like genuinely my hardest of hearts. I just like, I knew it wasn't going to be this like little fling. And like, I'd be talking to him even in like the first month of like meeting. And I, I always feel like it's like, I've known you my whole life.

Starting point is 00:54:22 Like the level of comfortability that we have is like not something that you gain in a couple weeks or months or whatever like whatever you know if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble or peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to 70 by prepaid mastercard conditions apply details at michelin.ca find a michelin tread experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca locations we start going in our camera rolls on the phone the other night trying to see if we'd ever been in the same place at the same time before we'd ever met right and we've been in the exact same place at the exact same time like five different times shut the fuck up isn't that so wild like in hawaii there was in 2018 i went to maui with bella thorne and there was this day where everyone wanted to go parasailing

Starting point is 00:55:26 and I almost didn't go to it was like a whole thing whatever and we're in Maui and we get to this like boat dock and we go parasailing like whatever but we were chilling on the dock whatever Makoa had a job next door to the boat dock and he was working that day like we went to our camera rolls like date and time like we went to our camera rolls like date and time like we were ever so literally like one inch from each other that entire fucking day that is so crazy can i tell you something crazy too what okay so the same thing happened like with my ex-situationship right he's from scottsdale arizona and i was saying i was like oh yeah i've been before the three of us went when you guys were doing like the the little tours right and

Starting point is 00:56:04 like there was one night we were like at a bar and i said the name and he was like oh my god like that's so funny i used to go there all the time and i was like no way and he was like when were you there and i told him i was like oh it was like last october or something he was like huh and he went through his camera roll and he found because he knows yosi so he knew yosi and he's like oh yeah i'm friends with yosi like blah blah he goes through his camera roll he has a picture on his phone i'm in the background he took a picture on his phone. I'm in the background. He took a picture of Yossi and I'm in the background of the picture.

Starting point is 00:56:28 Dude, how fucking crazy is that? Literally insane. I've seen people like that who have like baby photos with their, wait, actually Miranda. Miranda Harrison. She has like baby photos coincidentally with her husband now and they didn't figure it out until they were like literally married.

Starting point is 00:56:42 It's the craziest shit ever. And I talk about this a lot and I feel like I've talked to you about this and i always say like do you believe in fate or coincidence and i always say i've had way too many coincidences for it to not be fate i just now i'm getting on board with that like i truly think that meeting mccoy and falling in love with him was completely fate and it's like changed my whole perspective on all of that shit and when i look into like our astrology who made that video about you yeah like she talked about like you and him and how like my my astrology was like saying i would find love in

Starting point is 00:57:13 hawaii and like that i would find love by the water and that we were supposed to like our astrology literally says we're like supposed to align in this period of time crazy it does say some awful shit as well no no i't believe i'm like we don't believe that part yeah at all but i mean it's so crazy and i fully believe in the universe and i believe in timing and i'm such a like a spiritual little bitch about that type of stuff i really like i've been deep diving in on it as of late like i didn't believe in it for so long but i like now it's it's so cool to me I do think everything is fake I was also just talking to actually my nail girl she slayed me hey girl um I was just talking to her about

Starting point is 00:57:50 like the universe and how time isn't like linear it's always happening so when you feel something like so strongly like in your mind if you're like oh I'm going to be like a marine biologist or like I'm gonna like you know do work with whales or something and like it finally happens or like if you had your calling you're like I know I'm going to be like a youtuber rightologist or like, I'm going to like, you know, do work with whales or something. And then like, it finally happens. Or like, if you had your calling, you're like, I know I'm going to be like a YouTuber. Right. And then it happens.

Starting point is 00:58:09 And it's like, when you're so drawn to something, it's because it's already happening in the future. But it's like, like that's like the whole, God, I wish you just fucking cared about interstellar. I'll watch it.

Starting point is 00:58:19 It's the whole concept of interstellar. It's like literally everything's happening at the exact same time in different dimensions like simultaneously everything's happening at the same time so like when you feel really pulled to something or drawn to something it's because it's already happening that is like so crazy i don't mean to keep reverting to like the mokoa thing but even that hawaii trip like you know i was saying to you like i just i'm i'm so down atrocious right now in every way i just i have to go to hawaii i don't know why yeah like i genuinely felt like you just got pulled there yeah like how weird is that and just for like the way that you guys met and for everything to align so perfectly i just i don't believe in coincidence

Starting point is 00:58:54 yeah i think everything's pre-planned so crazy to me yeah and that whole us being in the same place at the same time there isn't one of them there's like four yeah like we were in like waikiki at the same like bar on the same night on in 2020 we were at disneyland so at the same time like it's like it's just so weird your energy's like recognize each other and you had to link up it's like iCloud or something soul iCloud oh wait i have a there's a picture i think i don't know if i've showed it to you guys bb and i are obviously we're like three years apart but there she showed me a baby photo one time and i look at the photo i'm like there's no fucking way we are i have the same exact baby photo same hair same it's a gingham overall outfit two pigtails two different colored things our hands

Starting point is 00:59:46 are stuffed in our overalls like this and we're the exact same age in the photo so they were taken years apart but there it's the same exact photo of the both of us i can find it it's so crazy that's why we're like how like how and we're just best friends now oh that's cute i have to show you that's really cute page i often even think about us like i think it's so strange that you and i were born exactly one year and one day apart like your birthday is june 23rd and then like at midnight it goes into my birthday i pass the torch and like one year wait i want to see what oh my god wait stop look at the way our hands are oh stop that's so cute.

Starting point is 01:00:26 BB looks the same. BB has not changed. She looks exactly the same. That's wild. Wait. Okay. You were saying like I passed the torch like our birthday. Like I just think you and I are like never in my life have I really met someone that

Starting point is 01:00:37 I feel so similar to. I swear to God. Like we have the exact same like thought process and outlook on absolutely everything in life. And like I wonder like it's so interesting that we were born one day apart one day and just like the most niche shit that comes out of our mouths we're downstairs right and tana cut her ankle open like on glass before she went to vegas and really bad i need stitches really bad and we're downstairs like while she's getting ready and at the same time we go gashed up shawty like just which is a horrible stupid example but i'm not kidding like we finish each other's sentences always we are we share a fucking brain like literally every single day we just like say

Starting point is 01:01:14 the same thing 30 times a day and i wonder if it has anything to do astrologically like oh for sure what i mean like that's just so i bet but i like like my sister's a cancer and you like remind me so much of my sister that's so interesting and we were talking the other day too like we have so many like cancer traits how like I can forgive but I will never forget I will never forget and we had this whole conversation about how like what I'm forgetting everything oh no no like you do me wrong and I will never let that go really yeah and like i can forgive you so you be cool with you but like i will hold on to the moment i guess that's yeah and like i will always remember how someone like made me feel yeah oh no i don't have that really i have no

Starting point is 01:01:54 sense of emotional permanence whatsoever i can never imagine feeling any other way than i feel in that current moment like whoa if i'm happy right now i cannot imagine what it like i know that it was true like i know that i've been like so depressed but i can't like like i can't imagine it it's just like a fact that i know about it's kind of cool yeah but it's like it makes you more present but it's not it's a it's horrible when you're feeling horrible and you can't imagine ever having felt happy and you think you're never gonna feel happy again yeah so it is wild i will i like i forget that's how i forgive people so easily and that's why everyone gets away with doing the most horrible things to me because i literally cannot remember

Starting point is 01:02:28 how you made me feel that's why i end up in these situationships that last seven years long because i'm like i don't remember what it felt like when you did me dirty speaking that is crazy and then poor bb has to just babysit every time i'm like speaking of people doing horrible things and never forgetting the smallest man who ever lived is engaged no no i think it's a joke i think it was a joke is it yeah i think it was just like they were all like being crazy at the sheeple sheeple wait why would they do the way i was like no it was like so casual it wasn't even an engagement ring right it was like i think it was just a joke why play with me like that i'm not kidding i was i was ready to see gabria fucking Gabria healy yeah like i was saying it

Starting point is 01:03:07 Happened i could be wrong are they Dating yeah oh yeah i remember they were At the bar at the vip bar i'm like maddie You can't be here i literally was saying To tan i was like you know taylor's Living she is throwing shit around on the Pj she's breaking lamps on the falcon Uh-huh back sliding down the wall tears

Starting point is 01:03:24 Wait did you see Um Who is it Uh What's his name Other one Jesse Rutherford Uh huh

Starting point is 01:03:31 He's dating Uh That girl Valentina That little model Oh I saw that Yeah Yeah yeah yeah That's crazy

Starting point is 01:03:39 That's wild These men Wild These silver like looking men Oh you guys I have a hard out Right now? It's honestly perfect because you Are not going to want to be here for this next segment

Starting point is 01:03:53 Anyhow I love you guys all so much I have to go I love you She's going I'm going to find a husband Honest to god I'm going to find a husband I know I'm going to meet my husband at this event I love you R. I love you, Rookie. I love you, Cooks.

Starting point is 01:04:09 Oh, my God. Paige, I actually can't thank you enough for sitting through this bit with me. This bit. Right, right. It's not a bit. Oh, my God. This is going to be so hard for me. I feel so far away from you.

Starting point is 01:04:21 It's like weird. Should we touch feet? Oh, my God. Our dreams. I have tried to film what I'm about to try to film like countless times now. I had Brooke sit through it and I feel like she just, I'm sitting here talking about what I wanted to say. And this was Brooke the entire time.

Starting point is 01:04:40 Like, I just, I don't want to subject her to this. And that's why it was perfect timing. She is going to find Glenn and I'm going to handle this without her for this one. Okay, okay. Do you want me to chime in and like give some? Yeah. Especially even with the beginning of this episode.

Starting point is 01:04:53 I am, I don't know what's happening in life right now with the universe, but I'm learning a lesson once again that I've learned so many times about, I can't just be saying shit. And I don't want to blame myself here for this situation, but it's like I'm now in this position to have to address it because there I went again saying shit, you know? And it's just a classic case of I say something fleeting in the ways that I say something,

Starting point is 01:05:17 and then it is taken very seriously because I'm usually trauma dumping and breadcrumbing with a giggle. Yeah, and it usually is pretty serious, and we're just so flippant about it, and we'll just like talk some shit and that's that's always how i've just dealt with shit or made light of shit like i'm just the type of person who does say things in a very like flippant manner and then it's like oh fuck no nobody else is laughing yeah like even just in real life i'll say some crazy shit and i'm like ha ha and they're like yeah are you good you know and it's just like it's how i am but we were on tour we were saying

Starting point is 01:05:49 a bunch of shit on stage in a bunch of different games and we thought we could trust the people as we had the whole tour um because it really was like at every other show we were saying the craziest shit about people and it wasn't being brought to light and however I understand that this isn't just some crazy tea it was a crime yeah and I've tried to talk about this a million times and I feel like I never have the right words but it's everywhere all over the internet and I know people want me to talk about it and I'm gonna do my best right now you know I mean I hooked up with Cody Cole when I was 17 and he was 25 yeah it happened and I think that first of all it's really I'm trying to think about it from a perspective of like a younger sister or someone that I really care about even the other day like I was texting

Starting point is 01:06:43 just about her life and everything that's going on in her life right now and I really care about even the other day like I was texting just about her life and everything that's going on in her life right now and I really I thought to myself like how protective I was over her especially before she was 18 and if something like that was happening to her I would never let it fly well you know what I mean it's honestly fucking disgusting and I also think when you're that age you think you know everything and you think you're way more mature than you actually are and then from our age now we can look at it in hindsight it's 2020 and it's like oh my god you were a child yes you were young I think a lot of things like that happened to me as well because I really did have to grow up severely at a like a really young age you know what I mean like by the time I was 16 I truly was

Starting point is 01:07:26 just like even when it came down to knowledge and wisdom and everything I was a 21 year old you were forced to grow up so early and because of that a lot of shit ended up happening to me that probably shouldn't have happened right and I think that I also have a really bad case of like, like I, to, to be 100% truthful. When I look back at the Cody situation, it is,

Starting point is 01:07:54 I definitely am like, why was he doing that? You know what I mean? And there were so many situations. There was a situation with Gabby Hannah at a playlist live where she pulled him aside and told him like, yo, she's 17.

Starting point is 01:08:10 And then we still went and hooked up. And I can look at that and be like like what why the fuck were you doing that but there isn't a part of me at least at 25 now I mean I look back and I would I would never do anything like that so I'm like what the fuck was wrong with you yeah but I don't associate or hold it with trauma because I am such a comparative person where I'm like so many worse things have happened to me and that's bad I was just about to say you can't do that to yourself though like but I genuinely feel that way like I it feels like all of the other people I hooked up with when I was 18 whether they were 30 Or whether they were Not 30 And they were my age And they were whatever Like I was just In a place of life

Starting point is 01:08:47 Especially The circles And world I was surrounded in In Vegas And then coming to LA Like those are If you're in the wrong

Starting point is 01:08:54 Realms Those can be very Sexual places Yeah And like I was just hooking up With people And having so much fun

Starting point is 01:09:00 And like That's the way my mind Cause I grew up loving him And I think You know what I mean Like I was just like excited and a fan and like and i understand that that's where now as a grown adult you can say you were taken advantage of but like i don't i just i don't feel any of those well emotions towards it so that's why it's like it's much easier to be like go crucify someone when you feel those emotions. Of course.

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Starting point is 01:10:14 Wrong but again it's like he Was 25 He should have fucking known better yeah And that's that's like I think where I Settle on that and it's like It is really interesting to me because I have my feelings towards it, right? And like I'm expressing those right now. And I said that on stage very much so as just kind of I was being jokey about it and whatever, right?

Starting point is 01:10:38 And it's almost like the public's reaction to this has made me feel 10 different types of ways that I didn't feel before like I have seen so many comments of people like on some like but what was she wearing shit you know what I mean on some like well it's Tana Mongeau and like isn't that crazy so fucked up because I really like you know how I feel towards it but now seeing all these people like not believe me and say well what if she's lying or she's this and she's that and she's dramatic first of all there's nothing i would never lie about that like i'm not gonna put an allegation on anyone like ever like that obviously but then it and then i just like i feel so bad for all of these young girls because

Starting point is 01:11:19 then they see that and then it makes them not want to come forward and then i am like wow fuck everyone yeah like seeing people not believe you is so crazy that's fucking awful like that's and i'm grateful that i'm the type of person that i don't let things like that discourage me but i it just makes me feel so sad for so many people that aren't like that you know definitely like and how much people love him i know it makes me like feel so sorry for any real victims of people that are really fucking loved by people because they still get at the end of the day they get their platform he's gonna be just fine he's posted up in a fucking mansion well and just life is gonna go on in my day-to-day life like it's like i know for a fact if you swapped out cody co with someone that like people didn't like that much oh my god i would be receiving so much more sympathy versus like the amount of people in this industry who like want to protect him and are like talking to me in a way where it's like

Starting point is 01:12:23 they you know what i mean like yeah or even just friends like but but I love him like you know what I mean and I the thing is is like I still watch his videos like I do think he's really funny and like it's it is this weird thing of like it it would be easier and harder or it would be easier and less hard if he was like easily hateable yes like. Like already just. Yes. And that makes me sad for other people in a situation like mine again, like where it's like, because I do, I feel fine.

Starting point is 01:12:53 And I would want to just like. But I also think you feel fine because you've had so much time now to like cope with that. And I don't know if you've unpacked that like in the past or if you're just starting to do that now. But that's the thing. Like, I hate saying this because, again, if it was someone else or if it was a different scenario but it's like if even if i try to unpack it to the fullest extent you're not all i get to is like i was having fun yeah at the time like i don't associate it with any trauma it just was

Starting point is 01:13:19 but i think that that is because of the life i've led yeah and the thing like just worse things happening to me or and also just how i was living at 18 which is like all of the guys that get away with it because i was 18 and but it's so sad too because i don't want you to like downplay something like that like it's really fucking serious and i'm really like i know i know but i'm saying like even like to yourself like not even like while filming or whatever like being your room, like sitting with yourself and like thinking and being like, oh, well, I've had way worse shit happen. So like it diminishes this thing. It's also really sad to like think of it that way.

Starting point is 01:13:54 Like I don't like I don't want you to. Yeah. I'm saying I just think I've always been like that in everything. Like I know what real trauma feels like. One hundred percent. And that's like those things are real trauma to me and then everything else is just kind of life and flip it and I am that kind of like person you know what I mean and like I just I don't know because like if I really were to sit here and be like

Starting point is 01:14:14 I don't know how to put this without because I'm not trying to diminish anyone else's anything and anything else like you know it's not and this is your own experience but if i were to sit here and be like i'm a victim and this was so horrible and oh my god i'm so traumatized and oh my god like whatever like i don't feel that way but then i just know it was wrong and he was wrong yeah and i also think if you did sit here and you said all that then it is just kind of discrediting people who really do feel like that yeah because then it's like you're making it into something that's not for yourself if that makes sense i don't know i think the whole situation's up and it's sad too because i was a fan of him like i would watch his videos are you kidding i would like order my postmates watch his videos and now it's like i can't like look at him it's it's weird and like knowing like

Starting point is 01:14:56 that happened to you and stuff again not that it was like you're sitting here saying like it wasn't super traumatic but still it's still it's Objectively know that it's exactly even If you don't feel like traumatized by it It's still just objectively wrong and he And I know shitty for that yeah you know Yeah 100% yeah it is just crazy and I I Think that yeah it really like the most Traumatizing thing of all of this really Was seeing how many

Starting point is 01:15:25 people like don't believe people or don't believe me or like you know what i mean yeah like it that that's just crazy to me i'm like it's really fucked up and sad like it's sad the world that we live in that people don't just you know but i don't know yeah and i just think about like kelsey and the baby and whatever there was oh my god Like there was a while ago where I think I said something about it online and it was starting to surface and he texted me like, are we good? And was like, and like,

Starting point is 01:15:53 I said, yeah. And like, he was like, my wedding's coming up, like yada, yada, yada.

Starting point is 01:15:59 And I was like, fuck, fuck. And then now it's like all these Reddit threads. Like if my name's on any thread, it's all getting deleted. Like I know it's, it's just a weird fucking fucked up situation where it's like all these reddit threads like if my name's on any thread it's all getting Deleted like i know it's it's just a weird fucking fucked up situation that is where it's like And i just feel like if i said it on stage i now have to sit here and like

Starting point is 01:16:13 Explain myself and i kind of just wish i didn't because it's like What's sad is i don't think you have to sit here and explain yourself i think he has to sit there And explain himself yeah but i mean either he's gonnay it or admit to it Like there's no real Like further And like I'm not Seeking an apology I'm not Yeah

Starting point is 01:16:29 You know Damn I'm sorry T Like Not like Not even for like that But like that Like you're dealing

Starting point is 01:16:38 With all this shit right now Especially when it happened So long ago For it to resurface Like at a point So much further In your life And so much further in your life and so much further in his is so crazy like i can't even imagine like because like we were filming

Starting point is 01:16:50 crazy youtube videos at the time as well and it's not like any like at the time people were just like shipping us and shit like you know what i mean like yeah so to happen like so much later in time is like interesting i wonder too if That's because like when your fans were Watching like they were also young and Like your age or younger yeah like they Didn't realize either but now that like You've grown up and everyone who like Loved you has grown up to with you and

Starting point is 01:17:14 Like now they can look back and think And like recognize what that was you Know like it wasn't just him you know What I mean and there's there's other People where I was like 17 for sure and but then further than that it's like there were so many people when I was 18 19 and 20 that came flocking you know what I mean and now I see those same people doing it to other people who are 18 19 and 20 it's so gross there is a part of me that's like, it's not just him. It's the whole fucking industry and the whole world.

Starting point is 01:17:46 And that's like where it's, I feel sad that it is all just kind of on just him when like the problem was so much greater than that. And like there are just some real fucking groomers and awful people walking the streets. You know, like it's, I don't know. I'll save it for the book I'm like yeah stop yapping no I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding no but for real it's just I don't know that like and I hope this doesn't upset any people because I really am just kind of

Starting point is 01:18:16 speaking through my stream of consciousness as I always have in my career like I just in my life on the internet like I'm just gonna tell You how I'm feeling and like yeah Hope it I think Before you even started you were like I'm I don't Even know how like I'm gonna say this like I don't Know how to put it blah blah you spoke so eloquently And I think like everything that you just Said was perfect and I think

Starting point is 01:18:38 It described your situation and like It was definitely better than the first try I might be way more traumatized than I feel and lead on, but like, I swear to God, I feel fine. I hate to hit and I feel fine, but I feel like I've worked through a lot of my actual traumas and still am.

Starting point is 01:18:54 Shit can always happen. And I'm sure things also manifest in ways. I know things manifest in ways other than me directly feeling them. Like maybe I don't feel Traumatized In certain aspects From certain things And other things I do But You know

Starting point is 01:19:10 Maybe they just Manifest In ways other than Directly feeling Yeah Like crippling addiction problems I was just gonna say Gambling

Starting point is 01:19:17 Right Like take the money Off red or black Aww Send 500 now, pay pig. Not kidding. Now. Seriously, though.

Starting point is 01:19:29 Well, thank you guys for listening to another episode of the Canceled Podcast. We love you so much. I love you guys. And Paige, thanks for sitting with me through whatever the fuck that just was. And Brooke is on her way to Glenn Powell and not involving herself in my scandals. We love you guys. Love you. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel,

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