Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 89: TRISHA PAYTAS IS BACK AFTER THE BIRTH OF BABY ELVIS - Ep. 89

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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I'm Trish. I'm Brooke. I'm Taylor. Yeah, that was cute. God, these are my favorite f***ing days. I need to. I need so much. You have such a like divine energy.

I was talking about this in the car, but like I woke up today and like I wanted everyone dead. Oh, like. I have been the most horrible person to be around for the past like 48 hours I've been like moving and stuff too so I'm just like everyone yeah but only like upstairs but it's just so tedious I've been so mad at everybody but I'm like I'll go see Trisha oh my god no I love it I love coming here too you just change a mood like anyone who's in the room with you you change the mood immediately It's like my head was throbbing. I was exhausted.

The whole. They're coming to see you even. The biggest. Biggest helicopter ever. You're like, what the f***? It's just like it's my security. It's your security. Your security's kind of hot.

He looks like the rodent man. Anyways, continue your story. The what? Like a rodent man. You don't know like rodent men are trending? Oh, my. Are trending. That's all I'd ever known until this era.

I love the rodent man era. Me too. It's very everything. And your security looks like a rodent man. trending oh my are trending that's all i'd ever known until this era i love the rodent men era it's very everything and your security looks like a rodent man like what what are the um qualifications of a rodent man i think it's like it's like bone structure for sure and what about the bone structure i think it's like angular angular definitely that like they're giving no not always no they don't like barry keegan is a in a rodent he's a rodent man mike feist uh jeremy allen white timothy chalamet there we go oh i love all of them see challengers those two were in the challengers we just talked about that challengers was so great the middle one it's crazy how they're all so similar looking but i guess they're all rodent related but and they're also popular right now is it that was such a good photo of barry is it this is it like

their jowls like their jowls i don't even know i don't know where jowls are it must be yeah the angular like jawline could cut glass type i think it's kind of like emaciated vibes but then also like the nose the nose is very point yeah they all have like like could do a lot of cocaine nose like you know what i'm like it gets up there i would venture to say they do do a lot of cocaine that guy is not a rodent man that guy's trash the one on the left is that mattie healy on the left yeah he's mad yeah that's mad he's trash like he's not a hot one like all rodent men are hot and he's not he's just a rat you know what i mean i feel like they're are sexy oh i like that they put the side by side with the actual rodent yeah like thanks for the

clarification but someone made a good point about this i think it was giggly squad they were like the they would never make something like that for like women they would never give like women like a rat girl yeah and like make it a positive thing or like pig squad or something like that all the pig looking girls out there yeah but like it would never be like oh my god like pig girls are trending right that's so true because guys are just assholes anyways they don't need to come up with names but i feel like this is like a cute i think it's like a endearment right like yeah but i would i would yeah if i was a guy and i just like was minding my own business and everyone's like god he's so ugly hot i'd be like it's meant to be a compliment but yeah like not it

yeah that's fair i've always like i love an ugly hot i think it's like i love that that's trending yeah i just i wish it was trending when like i was dating the rodent no you were ahead of the curve that's i guess that's true maybe you started the trend thanks that could be you know girls date really ugly guys and then they become hot, you know. Yours were like those super rodents, you know, that like accidentally get like into drugs and they like get like this big. Yes, the New York rodents. Oh my, that's so fair.

That's so fucking fair. No, that's, yeah, you're secure. It looks just like all of them. I was like, that's why I saw him and he's like looking at me. I'm like, I was like, and he looked like he was like a fan because he came out of his car and like i thought he was like a fan of yours because like are you seeing tana i'm like are you gonna go see tana like who are you like why are you asking because he doesn't look at your other security guards and i was like so is it matt like the little we have this one security guard and if he ever sees this i'll end

my own life but like there was one time where like the first time he ever started working for me he walked into my house and i like squared up with him because he's just like he's like just this teeny tiny. Yeah. I mean, granted, he has a gun. You know what I mean? Like it's just kind of funny. Yeah.

It's kind of his eye dubs a little bit, but like like his look, not him. Well, maybe if he came into your house, it was like, wow. So invasive for no reason. But that's why I was like kind of looking. I was like, hmm, who is this person? You know what I mean? Not in like a hot way, like a suspicious way for you. I was like, hmm, because I didn't know if you had security. But I also have realized lately like being a runner is also important.

Like when you think security, you think like big guy. Right. But like outside of the house. Yeah, they got to be able to move quick. You want a runner and like he's yeah like have you guys seen that video of paris hilton when she's like trying to frolic around coachella and her poor security oh yeah that's iconic though that's everything but it's like a poor guy cannot keep up that your guy would he if his name's matt he'd be able to

keep up with you for sure yeah he really would but i love the vibe too i haven't seen anyone in so long like i've just been in my house for like four weeks so this is like a social hour it's been great yeah i'm so wildly impressed with how much you are doing like you like you pop the baby out like it's like getting a latte and like you are just back i feel like it looks that way but like i really just been like sitting around the house with like the baby like i really haven't done anything other than like be at our house like you know the cosplays or whatever but I don't I haven't like left yeah but I'm like I don't do anything productive when I'm just at my house I feel like you're like posting content you have episodes still coming out I do love content

and I do love I love the podcast it is fun it's like I missed it you've broken the internet like three times already since like giving birth I love we're talking about how much Sabrina Carpenter is like my favorite at the moment I like love her and i love her with that guy like everyone hated that guy that he was like so ugly and then once they got together i was like okay i see it now i was like you know sabrina made him hot that's so you did you watch it though i thought he was hot in salt yeah i actually did too but everyone was like no he's like ugly and gross and that and he was after that final scene i don't know i don't know if anyone and that's his real i missed the scene i thought it was just his butt like dancing around

Me too That's so weird When I watched it I had to like go back and see it And then I was like oh it was swinging It's like flopping Yeah Like you know when it has some like weight to it Yeah it was like

Yeah there was like sand inside Oh that's why Sabrina's like hyper She's on it I know that's why all her nonsense outros are so like so horny like extra horny lately there was a second there was like wait I don't know if you can say that like you're at Disneyland like he's humming in me and I'm in doggy like you know it's like wait why don't you look out there's like Taylor Swift's crowd that is so true though love her so much though she reposted my video yesterday i was so excited

you always like that's so iconic what do you mean yeah she's reposting all the like people who use please she's never reposted mine ever she did she reposted your cosplay thing today really i feel like i don't know i might have me i don't think so i think she doesn't like me because my asker would always be like oh she reposts everybody so when we did the Burberry Coachella one I'm like oh she gonna repost us didn't I did another one did I was like oh maybe she hates me no she couldn't hate you probably because I feel like wrong okay well I love that she reposted you but you are like that girl like you got who did you get sponsored by the other day and I was like it was something so big I think I commented on it too and I was like how do you get in Taco Bell Taco Bell I was like who gets a Taco

Bell sponsorship I was so excited about Taco Bell Wait till you see Chili's You got a Chili's sponsorship That's You have like the era's sponsorship I'm like wait What All I wanted I want like

My favorite ever Was Lipton Green Tea It was Trisha It was so funny on tour Every single day She had to bring this box Of Lipton Green Tea

Everywhere She went Not a cup of it Cause if it's just in a mug You can't like Well it's cause I was drinking Two cups a day Oh so you were bringing the big box

Were you actually Yeah damn I love that I didn't make you feel She had to bring the box everywhere she went And it was just the funniest thing I've ever seen Well I couldn't get the photos right and like I was just Trying to like make sure that it was just in every frame

All the time just like So it was like organic honestly smart Yeah that's everything. No, you are like the brand girl. I was like, I had never seen so many brand deals and so many big brand deals. I was like, what the hell? That's amazing.

It's so iconic. I'm living like so vicariously through you. It's funny. I like convince myself that I'm doing it too. Like you're like, oh, I'm filming Liptid. I'm like, we're sponsored by Liptid. Like, no, you're not. Right.

At all. Well, by association. I can do me like my proxy. You are. That's how I feel coming on here I feel like so popular when I come on here I'm like look let's get two million views this episode you know do you know this she's so confused today so no today she went on this tangent about how she went on tour I can't even make this up about how she went on tour she would

only sell like a hundred tickets literally right and I'm just sitting there and I'm like there's no way and then I'm like Trisha do you know that at every show we do, there's usually like 45 people in the crowd with like I heart Trisha Paytas shirts on. And she goes, that's because of you. I go. Yes, it is. It is. A thousand percent.

I saw you on your whole rant. Like you were talking about how you wish you could have come to the California show. She said, yeah. She said, by the time I can go, like they're not even going to want me to come anymore. You don't know. If I'm like bombing, if like something's going terribly wrong. I can literally just say like Trisha Paytas and the entire place. You know, we do that. You girls, I cannot do it on my own.

I know. Yeah, it's so not true. I'm telling you that I don't do it anymore. We've never talked about that. That's like a real thing that we do. Like if we're on stage and the crowd is too silent, we'll just bring you up bring you up she had like a little bit of a like an IBS issue going on for a second there and she'd go off stage and I'd be like oh so y'all love Trisha Payton I'm kind of a gag so you go off and like poop for a long time or what no she's not no she's

like it's like a bit like it's like check one. No, in the California shows, I was having like a real. You don't like talking about it. No, I don't mind with you girls. I don't like anyone else. Yeah. You can tell us the truth. I promise because I actually would like vomit and get like pale if I was like anyone else. You guys, I don't I don't know.

I don't picture it actually happening. I think of it like a story time. That's not true. You know what I mean? Keep it that way because you wouldn't even want to know. IBS is what? I didn't literally have IBS which is that's funny we like switched spots because normally I'm like I have IBS and Brooke's like no you don't but I just was uncontrollably pooping every like 20 minutes and there were like three shows where I actually had

to like be like be right back Sacramento wow how long are your shows like an hour and a half and you couldn't hold it for that i couldn't oh my god i just was like oh my god i felt like i was gonna like shoot up through the ceiling did you ever get it looked at like why it's so urgent no because it just stopped i don't know why and you weren't eating like heavy mac and cheese or something i was kind of the mac and cheese will do it that's that was heavy that's like my self-control is on zero like i was supposed to be eating the brat diet like bananas rice applesauce toast oh my god because of the that's what you eat when you're when you're i'm trying not to say the gross words yeah yeah and i'm blanking your stomach is upset yes um good and i couldn't do it i was like mac and cheese balls

oh did you have is that what you had for real the venue food is crazy because it's like all these comedy clubs and shit. So I was like, oh, so there was one day where I went in the kitchen and I was like eating out of the kitchen's pots and Brooke was going to literally stab me. No, it was like it was like a big tub full of French fries and she just reached her hand to go. If you do that, they cannot serve those anymore. Oh, I was like, don't worry, I'll eat them all. Oh, wait.

So they were like cooking a big batch and you're just like, they were like letting me in the kitchen and i love that i mean yeah their food is probably like it's probably good it's like frozen fried food but like i don't know yeah maybe i'm gonna do your system do my big one literally i have to stop eating at 10 p.m that's all so my crown of india is on the way bb be on the lookout oh you get indian food it's all i eat wait really what do you get like all. It's all I eat. Wait, really? What do you get? Like, it's all I, it's my like, yeah, I get garlic, not garlic, cheese, non chicken, tikka masala, uh, chicken samosas. What happens if you like fart during your surgery tomorrow?

I don't, I don't think I'll be there. Like, I don't think I'm going to be present to witness it. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. I wonder how many people do that during surgery. Just like poop or something. Well, tell me, do you have any crazy like boob job experiences? Like what like what was your well mine are crazy just because like my boobs look like frankenstein they're like botched i had botched boob jobs but like don't worry like yours will be fine because

mine were like fucked up but like that's why i want to know who you go to because i want to get mine like redone i got them done twice and they just always like ripped open after surgery i got them too big what do you mean ripped open they're like ripped open have you never seen my scars and my boobs they're like huge because they like literally ripped open and they had to like sew them back i had to go back like five days later and stuff yeah but it was like too big and ripped out so you got it in the nipple and then it yeah because i also got the lift too and i lift is like way harder it's hard it's super hard because it's like it's crazy so and then also i had sex like right after what you're not supposed to do so like i was like literally doing that i'm like can i do

that no yeah although i didn't really have to worry about it to be honest you're like i don't it was hard for me i was just like oh my god i need to have sex i had a boyfriend at the time and he was just like we have to have sex now and i was like okay and then literally ripped it open again so i ripped it open twice and the implant was straight up coming out of your like yeah do me a show you can blur i'll show you guys oh i have my pasties on if you these are not my nipples so like this is the scar right here yeah this is like and this is like 15 years old this is like a really old it's not like it's really not as bad as you made it sound like underneath like you can see it underneath i also feel like a lot of boob jobs get a little underneath scarring but like they look good

no this one's wild and this too i think this one might be well this one oh yeah i can't believe you're just showing us your tits on the Cancel podcast This is so iconic I know And you can show I feel like YouTube Would take it down But yeah like there And then I had my nipples

Done so they had Stitches around there So it's like crazy And then I have my C-section I'm just like Frankenstein right now I have my C-section scar

Everything's just crazy No they aren't nearly As bad as you mean I feel like because When I was thinking Frankentitty I was thinking like How today I was saying

Shapes or something That'd be nuts and bolts It's not bad Yeah I mean they're not great But it's fine It's what mean they're not great but it's fine it's what i'm like working with but have you done any lasers or anything no i should you know what i did too i so tanned like tanning beds so i think they darkened and i'll stuff yeah but i should i'm scared of all that stuff it's weird i'm like so i'm actually like you said i had a

pain up high pain tolerance but i'm like scared of like needles and i don't know yeah i feel like if it's unnecessary like and think you're married now I'm married but I had him since I was like 20 so but no one ever said anything which I was always surprised I'm sure if I saw someone with like a scar on his penis I'd be like oh how'd you get that you know like no one's ever said anything so I was like but that's like the cat the classic case of being a woman like as a woman you can say that but if a man was like why do you have that scar on your puss it'd be like why would you literally ask that yeah that's true true that's a good point women do no wrong it is a double standard like you said

with the rodent men too like could you imagine like you said like a group of guys calling women rodent women it's like so derogatory we would be up in arms yeah i know we would be like the number one people to like come for them yeah yeah but hypocrisy is so cute though no yeah like when like the inequality in that in that in those yesterday you said something crazy like i was talking about men giving me money and you were like that's perfect it's making up for the wage gap and it was yeah it has to offset like things have to yeah that's why it's okay yeah that the hypocrisy is okay because guys are just awful in every other aspect so i gotta like balance it out how's your a-list person that i love have you heard from him

no but i think i talked about him too much and now he like oh okay we won't talk about it anymore she was saying his name at the live shows and then everyone was like we would do like hot seat and people could ask us anything and so we were like answering that's the one did it get leaked in the california shows like hers yeah everything got leaked thanks guys love you guys would you say anything bad about him or you just were like oh no it's not bad yeah i think it's cute i will never go as hard whoever the people who attended those shows like they got a once in a lifetime opportunity like i learned a wild lesson like i can never go that hard are you gonna oh so you guys gonna like tame it down yeah a little bit i think i think i just have to really like go back into the normal

mindset of like anything i say can and will be leaked yeah yeah but it still wasn't that bad like what you said too it's like you've talked about it before like it's just like not bad it's hard to find a balance between like things that are like controversial and like fun and entertaining and stuff but also aren't gonna like literally hurt people yeah that's true yeah that's good you guys are like yeah no that's good trying unsuccessfully almost every time every single leak of it all I'm serious so your boobs are tomorrow tomorrow at six i'm so excited wait so but you had really big boobs so when you like lost weight you lost your boobs and they just like never and they're just like they're just empty like they're

very like not they're not super saggy they're just not how i like them to be you have to stop telling people that you can tie them in a knot some people can some people can actually tie their titties i know they. I know. They're not that bad but I just was so used to always having like really big boobs and then it's like an identity crisis. And boob attention does feel different from other attention. Yeah I got a lot of hate for saying that. I was like I want the attention again but

I stand by it. You got hate from who? Well because I said it on the podcast I was like I miss getting all the boob attention. Like I loved I loved walking into a room and people being like oh yeah. She got tits on her. Yeah her yeah I loved that anyone saying that they wouldn't want to receive that compliment like is lying yeah and it was like it was my thing I was so excited that was like I was like oh my god god did this nice thing for me and then he took it away yeah but now you have like this smoking hot but not that you didn't before I didn't see you before but you

have like a really hot bods and now the boob on it and i feel like big boobs especially fake boobs are like so like not a thing people do anymore so i love that you're doing because i love the big boobs i love little boobs though i also love like i like a fake boob because i like it to be structured yeah because like i even when i had really big boobs they were very like like they could be pushed behind and like when i lay flat and my boobs go here yeah there's one there's one nipple touching each side of the bed i'm like wait yes like i'll look over i'm like my nipples eating the rest yeah sometimes sometimes i lay on mine like i mean yeah you won't be able to you probably won't do that but that's good you know like to have them sitting up right are you gonna go big not super big but do you know the cc

well we originally had said 300 cc's but then i started looking at like i only looked at before photos of people who looked exactly like my like what i have right now because it's like i only i want to know exactly what my boobs can do and the photos i'm finding that i like want are bigger than 300 cc's tell trisha about the standing up thing you were telling me yeah i think well that's what they do they like put the implants in and then they stand you up in like on the they'll like put your chair up so that they can see like how they're falling and if they look proportional and stuff and they'll compare you to the photo that you use really did you like it or was it kind of like no no like when you're in the surgery wait what when you're under yeah they prop you up yeah they ragdoll you up with a powerpoint of your

dream tit behind you wait what like that's what i heard i could be made not up but that's what i heard oh my god so that like because if you show a photo i'll show you the photo that i sent but it's um i think you were doing the consultation is i'm like that makes sense but well no so that it's like you get as close to like what you want i mean don't they they should be able to know right just it's close because they're like if they i kind of want them to know what it looks like stand up because i want them to look good when i stand up i don't want them to imagine like you just had to lay down for your tits to look perfect at all times she comes in like crawling right just like yeah this is the photo I sent that's what I want them

to match oh that's really what is the photo that's so cute whose tits are those I don't know I found them online they're honestly insane they're so tumblr but she had my exact boobs to start which is why I like value these in particular yes those are like the nicest tits i've ever seen yeah those are like perfect are you going here to la in l.a okay that's nice i love it is your doctor hot he's so hot but he's married i found out uh i have this i was telling trisha like i coming off the anesthesia i would be so scared like are you scared of getting off the anesthesia tomorrow i'm being like you want to see him again can i tell you my truth is i i believe that everybody who that happens to is faking it interesting i actually

fully agree with you i could see that too i think that like wisdom teeth videos i think everyone's faking it i think wisdom teeth it's a different drug than just regular anesthesia when i came off of my nose job anesthesia i was like they told me they'd never seen anything like it like i i was like listing my phone number and my full address and having like completely normal conversations and shit and i remember it that's crazy because one sip of alcohol and you don't know your name one sip of alcohol and i'm playing telephone with myself for an hour in the corner like i don't understand so weird that is interesting i wonder if it's like a different part of your brain or something i I don't know.

So the anesthesia like made you like smarter? Like you could just remember things you couldn't remember before? I think I was just like kind of normal and like chit-chatting it up. Wow. Yeah, like it didn't affect you a lot? Yeah, but any like dental surgeries or anything? I hate laughing gas more than anything in the world though, like at the dentist. They give you laughing gas? Oh, I feel like sometimes.

I guess I had it when I was younger. I would get like root canals when I was younger. What does that mean? They put the mask over you? Yeah. And then you get like goopy. But it makes me like hear everything a million times and feel like I'm like tripping on drugs. So I don't like it.

But do you not feel anything when you're laughing? Like, yeah. Is that why they get it to you? Yeah. It makes you loopy. I don't think it makes you laugh. Oh, I thought I was laughing. It makes a lot of you laugh.

What? It doesn't make me laugh. I'm a cynical fucking c***. I think it's like, but I don't think it's like it just makes you laugh. Or am I wrong? I doesn't make me laugh I'm a cynical fucking I think it's like But I don't think it's Like it just makes you laugh Or am I wrong? I don't know

I think they call it Laughing gas Because it No I think it's just like Silly But then why would they Call it silly stuff? You would think

It's used primarily In dental work So you think Everyone's sitting there Like ha ha ha There's a movie Called Little Chapel Horrors And they give them

Laughing gas And Steve Martin, and he's just laughing constantly. And Bill Murray. But I'm like, is this fake? I don't know. And he just starts laughing all the time. He's like, ha, ha, ha. We should just go try it.

I know there's an influencer dentist who'd let us try it for a pop test. Really? Sure. I know a few. An influencer? Oh, an influencer dentist. Yeah. And she's nitrous.

Does it make you laugh or no? Is that maybe I'm literally just getting. It's like a weak anesthetic compared to the. Oh, I see. You're like awake. OK. just nitrous. Does it make you laugh or no? Is that maybe I'm literally just getting. It's like a weak anesthetic compared to the rest. Oh, I see. You're like awake. Okay. Bob Farron. Yeah.

Backchecker. We need someone to do that in a room full of us. I have no idea that. With the love of God. That sounds fun though. Should we update Trisha on the Reagan situation? Because I feel like Trisha might be really funny about it well i'm curious if you've heard about it about like all the people saying that that influencer abused her cat or

killed her cat don't say it like that no i've not heard this then we're gonna tell her what we think about it okay okay okay so the influencer what happened wait what were you gonna say it like that was the lore it was gonna be like it was supposed to have a room in the hype house what have you heard anything about it nothing that's why i love your guys's podcast because it's like the most niche stuff i'm like where do they even hear these stories it's really viral but it's okay in the tiktokers she does like the crazy transitions but she like she was living in a content house and basically like all these people came forward like years later and said that she was abusing her cat and

killed her cat and she had to come out and be like no i didn't my cat got out my cat got out when i was moving blah blah and then another influencer was like no i stole the cat because she was neglecting it and she he said i took it to the vet and they said it was um it needed to be put down but i decided to bring it home and then it died. But I'm like. That's us, too. Like, how did it stole the cat and it died under your care? So how are you going to are these famous house people that like kind of.

But you don't say that. You might have seen this girl Reagan. Like, I'll show you. Maybe. Why haven't I heard this is a viral story right now? Like on TikTok, like on the for you. OK, this is. Wait.

So what is your take on it? You think that because I'm the biggest cat lover of all time but also like if somebody stole my cat and then my cat died under their care and tried to make it about me being a bad cat mom i would set the world aflame like yeah and i don't know how she was treating the cat so i it's hard to like i don't know but but the cat didn't she didn't kill the cat and the cat didn't die when it was with her that is fair those are cold hard facts why is no one just like talking about that because they're saying that he was like trying to help or whatever but i i have a hard time with like he said he took it to the vet and the vet said like that they should put the cat down but in my head i'm like wouldn't they have said this

is why and like you could put it down or you can do this yeah It wouldn't just say like so no one's questioning The guy they're just all like They all just it's like a huge hate train for Reagan and so I'm trying to see Have you seen her yes Yes like tattoos so she's Saying anything about this no she's

Like trying to defend herself I don't know yeah but it just like you stole My cat and died like what like she knows That happened well this time she had, but it just like you stole my cat and died. Like what? Like she knows that happened. Well, this time she had to mourn her cat. She thought the cat she thought it was her fault. She thought the cat ran away. Gosh, it's even worse.

Like you felt like you did something wrong. Gosh, I left the door open and my cat's dead now. Probably. And the cat was already sick when she got it. Oh, my God. I wish more influencers were just like like if I was in her position and I didn't do that, like I appreciate her like calm response but i would be fucking cussing people out for sure if someone's like accusing

you of being abusive to your cat like that's the worst thing ever like people hate those people they hate them worse than murderers like people who like are abusive to cats isn't there like a documentary yeah don't fuck with cats yeah and everyone was like so pissed at the guy for like yeah it's genuinely sickening and like oh my god i would do i would die if anybody hurt murph or something But also people accuse me Like just the other day I posted a video

And someone was like You're feeding your cat Purina Like you're such a horrible Oh my god Didn't they say like That you shouldn't hold her up In your arms Yeah they said

Don't hold her like a baby She doesn't like it Go watch this Ugh Why did she laugh No the internet's the worst That's why I never post anything Like taking care of my baby

Or anything Because people just have Like an opinion about Fucking everything Yeah the mom shaming It's crazy It's like a real thing I guess cat shaming

You don't realize How frustrating it is I mean I'm not a real mom But like No it is It's your animal It's your mom shaming Yeah who do you

For sure I stand with Brooke Well yeah so I'm My stance I guess On the cat situation Is like until Until I know that she Like really did something horrible.

I want to have some empathy for her because like, you know, it's going to come out in two weeks. And like by then, like God only knows how this will have unfolded. Yeah. Like a timestamp of one year. Oh, no. Well, day before my boob job. Yeah. Old titties on me. That's a good way to clock it. Like how current it is i also have been seeing i don't know who this person is i don't know anything i don't know if you guys know tiana roe billard something with the guy who cheated on her do you know tell me

it's like if you're gonna cheat why are you gonna propose? People do that a lot though. I feel like they feel guilty or something so like I'm gonna propose you know what I mean. It's like proposals cover up a lot of things. It's like oh I feel bad like here's a proposal and then they're like okay forget about it you know what I mean. Yeah there was like a big couple like that who like they were having issues so all of a sudden they just got married. Yeah it happens a lot I feel. That does happen a lot in life. Like that is so wild. Or people have babies or something. They're like, oh, let's have a baby and try to fix it.

I was about to like talk shit though. But you know, like when you're in those toxic relationships, you're going to be like, yeah, I would fully fall victim to that. For sure. Yeah. I mean, I was like desperate for like every guy to propose to me and they like all like hated me and treated me like shit. And I was just like, but if it's a proposal, it's fine.

You know, like I'm not right now. Are you? Well, no. Well, yeah. Are you? I need to know. I want to'm not right now. Are you? Well, no. Well, yeah. Are you? I need to know. I want to know, like, your life update. That sound of you where you're like, God, what do you say?

You're like, you know, like, he's just my friend, but we hook up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm in love with him. He's not in love with me. That's, like, that's my life. I thought you repost that one. That's my life right now. It's the worst, isn't it?

It's so weird, too, because you're such, like, a good catch. It's, like, weird you find guys that just, like, aren't into you. I feel like I choose them on purpose. Yeah. You think it's, like, a self it? It's so weird, too, because you're such a good catch. It's like weird. You find guys that just like aren't into you. I feel like I choose them on purpose. Yeah. You think it's like a self-sabotage or something? Yeah. But I get that, though. Like choosing emotionally unavailable men is like such an easy.

Yeah. And it feels like a challenge and it's like fun until it's like we. Yeah. It's not fun anymore. How was last night? Oh, what happened last night? You were looking for a husband at that event oh no husbands but we saw really fun good people there what did you do such a cute movie she would

tell me and trish you know we want to live vicariously through that's not true like the nina dobrev from like did you have vampire diaries i didn't watch it i know her oh you would the way it would go so crazy for really i feel like you would be like in a full Elena Gilbert cosplay like immediately. I have to watch. OK, I have to watch it. But she had like a movie screening at Alo last night and it was just like a bunch of fun people. But it was the funniest movie and everyone was like fun.

And like, who are you most excited to see? Phineas. Oh, shoot. Phineas. Phineas and Claudia were there. Oh, awesome. Phineas. Billie Eilish. Oh. Phineas and Claudia were there. Oh, awesome. Were they swinging? What?

There's a lot of rumors that they're swingers. There are rumors about that, but I have no clue what you're talking about. Personally. It's so good for us that you're not like me. It's so good for us that like that you're not like me. It's so good for us. Are you like, do you like own part of Aloe? I feel like it's your brand. Like you are just everywhere with Aloe.

You have Aloe socks, the Aloe friend trip. I just love it. It's honestly like truthfully, it's just the fact that I haven't had an opportunity to like meet new people in so long because of like what we do. We don't like, I don't go out or anything so it's like it's fun to like it like when i used to have a job i used to meet new people all day long and i was like oh it was exciting and now i like don't have that so now i'm like i think that's why i love it so much that's a really good perspective like you just told me it's like maybe i'll go no seriously because like i'm going to all these events and I meet like I have so many new more new

friends in the past like six months than I have like in like the last five years. How do you make the friends? Do you go up to him and be like, I'm Brooke. Like, well, I'm always alone. So like if I have to make friends, I just now got bumped up to plus one privileges. Oh, I see. So you. Oh, so you had to go.

I got it. That's everything. So maybe just to keep going along. So you meet new people all the time. I know. It's just like fun i love that but yeah that's what it's not like i don't love working out no one loves working out i just love like i just can't imagine going there and shaking on that reformer and then going back like like no it's fun it's

like it's not like no one's judging you and no one Can really see you there's never more Than like three people in the gym I Don't think the aloe world is judgmental I think LA is judgmental you know you Don't you choose the videos you post you Know that you don't have to post you Like Brooklyn yeah I'm actually like

Their security cameras are like on Twitch That'd be everything are you still Working out with Jake Shane uh-huh well He's he's gone right now but i do something oh because i know last time you're like i'm competing to be his like partner and i'm like i wonder did you get picked i'm trying but he's like god he's got like a whole roster and he gets every single person who comes on his podcast is like most of them are aloe

connections because like laura will like purposefully like lucy hale he'll put they'll she'll put them together and then like all of a sudden they're on therapist I'm like that Laura I've got a podcast oh my god yeah get Ed Sheeran on cancelled ASAP that is such a good matchup gay son or daughter castle on the hill have you seen the clip of Jake like he's like when your legs don't work like you used to before Jake's like that's my favorite thing about him About my grandma He's like oh Okay It's the funniest clip I've seen on the internet I would do the same thing

I can see him on here Cause I was just like Ed Sheeran spilled some tea I feel like he'd be down To like spill the tea for you guys I would I would do anything To smoke a blunt with Ed Sheeran

Do you think he smokes? I don't know I think so I can see it He has tattoos I just love that song Thinking Out Loud forever I do too

Is that the one When you're like Like that song It's the legs yes the legs one yeah i have like that you know how the a team is like the first song in everybody's phone no you know what's really funny is that it's either the a team or 21 savage has that song it's like a and t or something see mine would have been the a team and yours would have been no no no i'm 18 i'm a sad girl but like it I think it says everything about a

Person which one their first song is Who's this 21 Savage Isabella like Isabella Ashley Paige Paige Paige would have been an Ed Sheeran no Paige is 21 Savage Over Ed Sheeran for sure I don't even know 21 Savage at all Marijuana is not Ed Sheeran's drug of choice

Rats I don't even know if you know. I don't even know if you know. Marijuana is not Ed Sheeran's drug of choice. Rats. That's so funny. Oh, he says he got high with Snoop Dogg. So I feel like he would for you, you know, like. Speaking of Jake Shane's podcast, I saw a clip that I have thought about every single day since I saw this clip, okay? Glenn Powell, your boyfriend.

My boyfriend. You love him? Yes. Okay. Well, get that hook up isn't he single she changed pages contact in her phone to glenn powell to try to make another guy jealous so that he would be like calling me in the middle of the night and i was with him how did the guy see who it was how would he see it's glenn powell texting you because it would just come up on my phone would be on the bed and it would just be like glenn powell facetiming me and it'd be like

2 a.m and i'd be like not him and the guy just be like Glenn Powell FaceTiming me and it'd be like 2 a.m. And I'd be like, not him again. And would the guy like be like, is that Glenn Powell calling you? He'd just be like, Glenn Powell. I'm like, duh. Is it the guy that I know about that? That guy? Mm hmm. Oh, so he's like, damn, I thought I was right.

Yeah. That he was the big one. And it's like, no, this is the big one. But really, he's like, oh, Glenn's calling you. Like, he really just does not give a fuck. But you're trying your damnedest and that's why I love you. Oh, that, Glenn's calling you. Like, he really just does not give a fuck. But you're trying your damnedest, and that's why I love you, okay? Aw. That's the thought that counts.

Anyway, Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell was on Therapist, right? Yes. And he sits down, and he starts telling this story about his sister or his sister's friend. It doesn't matter. A girl he knows, right? And she went on a date with a guy.

And they go on this hinge date, and they have a great time. And then they go. He asks her to go back to his a guy and they go on this hinge date and they have a great time. And then they go. He asked her to go back to his apartment and they're chilling and she starts to get like weird vibes. Right. And she's like, will you? He's like, can I give you a back massage? And she's like, OK. And he starts giving her a back massage.

And he's just weird. Like she's scared and it's scary. And so she leaves. She has weird vibes and she's like, I go like this is weird right and the next day she wakes up and she has a rash all over her back and she's like what the fuck this is weird she goes to the hospital and the massage oil that the guy put on her was black market lotion that's used to decompose human skin and then so the cops get called and they go to his house and whatever and there's all these girls bodies under his house and he was like eating them or whatever

and then Paige was telling me that she had a friend that this happened to in like Ibiza wait what really okay weird that it happened twice well more than twice there was bodies underneath the his house is so I feel like I would 100% get eaten that would happen to me in a heartbeat I love a shoulder massage more than any sex ever more than anything ever it could be the worst guy ever and I'm like get to work you love a shoulder massage yes literally I think I like massages more than sex I would fall for that how would they eat it that yeah that's my question too like should weie Hammer just came out and finally started talking about. He's like, I'm not a cannibal. Yeah. He's like

laughing about it. That's what a cannibal would say. Right. Oh my god. He's kind of hot. I never knew what Armie Hammer looked like until recently when he started. I was like, oh, that guy's kind of hot though. That's how girls kept getting gnawed on. Yeah, it's like the Ted Bundy effect. Do you think it's like giving baby back ribs? I was eating

baby back ribs the other day and I was like, it's kind of weird. What? Oh, eating someone's ribs? Like I have ribs. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That is weird. I wonder what we taste like.

No, I don't. Salty probably. You think so? Yeah. Oh, I can't have it. Could you eat flesh if you had to, if you're like stranded on a desert island? I think it makes you like so sick. There's also like people say that it like makes a chemical in your brain happen god I'm yeah you go like I'm making a chemical

in your brain happen that like wouldn't happen unless it makes chemical in brain happen that wouldn't happen unless you eat human like holy fuck yeah like a human eating human like it like does something in your brain Yeah I definitely Probably I think it like drives you crazy But I don't I can't imagine I would ever be in a situation

Where I might have to But I can't even eat like A weird California roll So I don't think so Yeah the mushiness of it Oh my god I feel you

But I do think Do you like fish? Do you eat fish? No Me neither No I mean I like But I like seafood I like like

Lobster and shrimp But I don't like a fish Like a salmon Yeah me neither Maybe fish and chips Do you like sushi? I like the rolls Like the shrimp tempura

Like I can't do the raw My husband loves raw Like sashimi And I like Yeah you have to like It took me so long I had to eat it so much Before I like actually liked it

Well how did you get to liking it? Is it good for you? Is it healthy? Because I worked at a good sushi restaurant so it's like I just ate it until all of a sudden I loved it really and now you're like I feel that way about like yellowtail sashimi I have weird exceptions yeah but like for the most like salmon you will catch me dead that's dirty salmon's wild yeah and it smells yeah and if you're at a restaurant with someone and you're you're sitting next to them and they order salmon it's like the fucking

audacity you should have to get everyone at the table to someone and you're sitting next to them and they order salmon, it's like the fucking audacity. You should have to get everyone at the table to approve of you eating that. Yeah. You know what I feel that way about is people who like bring certain foods on planes. And it's like beef jerky on an airplane is like literally asinine. And I know you would do something. Actually, I think I got that from you. Beef jerky.

Yeah, you did. You didn't get that from me. That's one thing about me. Are you guys flying? Oh, no, you bussed on tour. Uh-huh. So you guys were, did you no, you bussed on tour. Uh-huh. So you guys were, did you guys eat the food on the bus? Did that bother you?

Yeah, she had a special room. And if you opened the door, you, like, literally had to have a mask on. Really? Did you keep food in there or what? Because the bus would be parked. And I would order everything on whatever nearby restaurant's menu. And then it would start moving. And the to-go boxes would be, like, the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Oh, I love it.

And I would, like, there was a night I remember because Makoa's really like he's really lenient and great with how I like to eat in bed and I really appreciate that he embraces it I know it's not who he is but yeah he loves me so he does it but there was a night where I was trying to eat tomato bisque in bed and he looked at me and like this was like the first time ever where he like drew the line he was like because I just had it open on the bed while the bus was moving and he was like Tana no yeah that's kind of wild like it's soup in bed but by the time that we arrive at the destination all of it has been mixed together it's like inner hair like there was there was a day where I went to put on my favorite Steve Madden boots before the show and I just looked in the soul of it and there was marinara sauce galore

and then that same night dude Paige brings my duffel bag into the hotel and she's unpacking it and it's like like a workout set first of all hilarious it's like workout set makeup case breadsticks no I have a video I'll insert the video I swear to god what is she she pulled like raw breadsticks out of my Gucci duffel bag. What does that mean, raw breadsticks? Like they were not raw like sashimi raw, raw like no casing. Like there was no loose leaf breadsticks in my fucking duffel bag. I couldn't talk to her for an hour. I couldn't make eye contact. I was like, dude, this is so paid.

Were you embarrassed? I feel like you're like someone who doesn't get embarrassed in the best way possible. Like you just don't get embarrassed that easily. I really don't. I have to like pretend to be embarrassed. No, I love that. I'm so embarrassed. I love that. like you just don't get embarrassed that easily i really don't i have to like pretend to be embarrassed no i love it i'm so embarrassed i love that i wish i wasn't embarrassed because a lot of things like i feel like i'm uptight in ways that's like nobody actually gives a fuck and there's no reason to be oh for sure i get embarrassed by literally everything

i'm like why did i say that that was so stupid like i like overthink everything and you don't even just realize that you're tricia paytas and you could literally say and do anything you are like you really can say or do anything. Oh my God. That's the opposite of what I think. I feel like I have to walk on eggshells. Like everything I say gets like overanalyzed. No, not by me at least.

I'm trying to find this video of this breadstick in my duffel bag, but I really can't find it. And that might be for the better. It was hard on tour though. Like everything you eat is like, it's nothing but chilies and like nothing shout out chilies it's nothing but chilies and lipton and taco bell and aloe i mean honest to god i that's my truth it's and it's the dream the dream yeah it's literally the fucking dream no that sounds everything i do love when people just order so much stuff like it's the dream The dream yeah It's literally the fucking dream No that sounds everything I do love when people

Just order so much stuff Like it's so much fun And then you just Eat everything I love that she does it Because I like I feel financially irresponsible But I'm like

She's not going to eat that Oh right And I like to share with everyone I want everyone to try What I'm eating And like I like a bite Of everything on a menu Yeah

That's why I love that Chili is not sponsored Over here This half of the couch is not sponsored. They have a new espresso martini. Do they? Yeah.

Okay, I do love espresso martinis. I don't drink, but I love those. I love their big dipper, the platter where you can get all the, yeah. They have the new cheese sticks too that like pull really good.

Trisha, I will never in my life pull cheese without thinking of you. Really? Like I just in Vegas had these mozzarella sticks and I was like, Trisha. Can I tell you you something i think there should be an age like restriction on mozzarella sticks i don't think i should even be allowed to eat those because i've never had so many like life-threatening experiences i'll have half the fucking mozzarella stick in my stomach

and half of it's still in my hand i do choke so they're attached they're wild It's so scary and like being able to like and not being able to cut it off. Oh my God. It's my biggest fear. Well, you can cut it off with your teeth. Yeah, but it's like, but then I'm choking and it's like. That is the realest shit I've ever heard. It's so scary. It's scarier than like.

Yeah. I'm really. That's how I feel about ciabatta bread. Like I think it's too hard. Oh, that's tooth shattering. Yeah, I can't. I've never had it. What's ciabatta?

Like just, you know, in like. Lunch. Like on a sandwich. Like when you have that like really hard toasted white bread. What's chapati? Like, just, you know, in, like, on a sandwich, like, when you have that, like, really hard toasted white bread. It's, like, veneer 911 for me, so I can't have it. Oh, yeah, you guys have the veneer. You have the veneers?

Oh, yeah. I feel for you, because I would crush my teeth every day, because I'm so hard on my teeth. I'm just like, ah. I, like, I rip things open with them. Like, I just. Same. Yeah. And I had to, like, really reroute my brain, unfortunately, so I stopped losing them like

chiclets, but. But I love your toothless videos. Like your toothless content is everything. Yeah, it seemed tiring. Your toothless content is everything being like real. Because you're the only influencer. Like an actual category of your content. Yeah.

You're the toothless influencer. I wish I, sometimes I wish I had dentures and I could just take them out. Like I'd give the best blowjobs. My sister has that and she says that. She says no one's ever complained. She takes them out for that? That's iconic. I'm job. My sister has that. And she says that. She says no one's ever complained. She takes him out for that? That's iconic. I'm more like your sister than you.

No, you would love her. She doesn't like have dentures by choice, but still. Have her on the pod. She would love to come on the pod. I've been wanting to do like a little episode like that. Like I think that we could have a little bit of Debbie and like a little bit of your family. Tori would kill.

We should do it. That's fun. Yeah, when people Have family on Well yeah because Like no one else Is gonna come on So I'm shocked

Do you both Do you both ask For people to come on Or I don't Like who doesn't I feel like usually Like do the guests

I think that Outreach I'm about at my Breaking point Where I'm like Brooke You better go to Aloe With a With a flag

And start campaigning You have the connections For sure I feel like you're connected I just I don't know I just got in trouble Like Tessa Brooks goes to Aloe With a flag and start campaigning. You have the connections for sure. I feel like you're connected. I just, I don't know. I just got in trouble. Like Tessa Brooks goes to Aloe and then we told a story about like Tessa Brooks on the podcast.

Have you seen her? And I walked into the lobby and everyone was like, Brooke. Oh, really? I was like, I'm sorry. Oh, that's scary. Really? Yeah. I hate getting in trouble. That was like, that'd make me like so embarrassed for the rest of my life.

It was. I'm like, I'm so sorry. It did. So I was like. But it's so, dude, I just get so angry like that. Like it's like that story. And it's really, really funny. It's not really funny.

But like Paige told the story, obviously. And I like I believed Paige fully, whatever. But like after how dramatic it was, we were like fact checking, getting other people's sources, whatever. Come to find out the story is entirely true. So it's like, why in trouble and tessa's not no i don't know i don't know the story i don't mean aloe i mean like societally like it's just like no i'm always mad at the truth tellers and not the who's the truth is being told about that's the tea this week is also just i'm having a week i'm like everyone is so goddamn mad at me for telling the truth that I'm like. Yeah, I feel like you've had a lot of bad like just for stupid reasons.

Just people like against you, like not believing you for like the stupid things that are like so true. And you've talked about for so long and it's just so weird. All the stories you're telling me is like that sucks. I feel like you're just having a period of it. Yeah, right now or this week. I just can't like when called me. Oh, I believe that. But speaking of cannibals

sorry that's it that's it that was enough wait did you know that well unrelated you know that if you die your cat will eat you oh immediately well it's meat but like oh immediately a dog would like probably like Like sit with your body For a second Like a cat will eat you Instantly Have you ever tried To play dead for Murph

No but You should try Well I think like She had like I think it's like You have to be like Dead dead Oh they can sense it

Like your cold body Or something like that Yeah that's wild I try to just sit Completely still So that she'll come near me Because sometimes She doesn't want to

Like just eat you Did you like Ariana's New Catwoman music video I don't think I saw it. Oh, really? The Boy Is Mine with Pimp Ashley was in it. Oh, I did see it. I did see it.

Yeah, she was Catwoman. I think she's one of the most talented people. That alive right now. And certain songs are incredible. Like I always love Dangerous Woman. And like, I just I want to hear her sing. Like I want to see her in an Adele. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's what I was saying, too. I was like, I'm like, I didn't know she An Adele yeah Oh yeah that's what I was saying too I was like I'm like I didn't know she was like a good singer Like that like when I hear I was like oh like Do people know she sings like that That's the thing I like she's always so pop like I just I'm not really like a pop girl in general Except for Sabrina I'm like so obsessed with Sabrina oh you love her too but

Hers is slower and more melodic and I Agree with you like in that way like If it's super poppy. If it's if Ariana's singing, I want her to sing like Whitney Houston. Yeah. I fully agree. She's like so talented. I had no idea.

So amazing. Please, please, please. Already has 200 million streams. It came out like a day ago. I mean, it's like all over TikTok. Like my whole for you page is that. It is a catchy song. It's so good. And I love it because it's just like don't be fucking embarrassing.

Yeah. That's everyone relates to it. I was talking about this in the car with Paige on the way here because she was talking about when she was dating that gay guy and how he would do a lot of embarrassing things. Not because he was gay. It's Pride Month. I would never come for that.

Will it still be Pride when this comes out? I think so. It's always Pride around here at least. That's true. But I was talking about how like every single guy I've ever dated, minus Makoa, but I mean has like embarrassed me in some way. And it's almost like you just have to pick like

your type of embarrassing. Like men are just men. What do you mean? What's your type? Yeah. What's your embarrassing of choice? Like nerdy. Like if a guy's being, like I think it's like if he's doing something embarrassing, like Makoa will be like watching a genuine YouTube video on like the Pythagorean theorem.

That is not embarrassing. That is like a flex. Yeah. OK. I think embarrassing is like getting another girl pregnant while they're dating you. Like that's embarrassing. Yeah, you're so right.

Let me like take my pick me hat off real quick. No, that's not that bad. I'm like, it's literally so embarrassing. Like, no, it's not embarrassing, Tana. You've been embarrassed by men. Like, don't. You're like, OK, but that's like, that Like no it's not embarrassing Tana you've been embarrassed By men like don't You're like okay but that's like cute that's something that's like When I was telling you the text between me and Moses

I'm like this is so cringe like that's like embarrassing But cute embarrassing so it's like not bad But yeah there's some awful Embarrassing things like I feel like Not to come for the her actions but like Chloe I feel so bad for her you know what I mean Because everyone just like dogged on her granted I heard Tristan was also dating someone

When he met her and was having a baby I don't know what the whole thing Is but yeah that would be awful and Not that it's Chloe's fault and it shouldn't be embarrassing for Her but it would be the worst thing ever like I'll Just put it in my perspective like if Moses like got another girl Pregnant while we're married that's so embarrassing It'd be sting all of that but it'd be More just embarrassing because I'm like he's the best

Guy ever like loves me so much and then does that Yeah so fucking embarrassing but I Also like He's the best guy ever Like loves me so much And then does that Yeah That's so fucking embarrassing But I also like I'm so quick to blame a man It's like I think It's so much more Embarrassing for him Agreed

No no I'm saying She should not feel embarrassed Yeah but like I hate To like let a man Make me feel stupid And look stupid That's yeah And well my thing is like

I have an issue With like going back To guys too And so it's like Yeah Now I look so stupid Because it's like I gave you the chance

Yeah You know what I mean It's like if you start dating Like Matt Rife again You're gonna be like Girl what Bless his heart That'd be everything though

I always think about that I'm like What if she's just like One day just like with him Just like Hanging out I don't think he would be with I'm pretty sure he has

Like a restraining order Against me And he like Like rightfully so Cease and desist No I feel like But I take people back Especially like when you're Fam and desist no i feel like but i take people back especially like when you're familiar with them you're just like oh well me too i used to

be really bad about like not having clean breakups like and immediately breaking up and like going no contact like i'm better about that or just like immediately breaking up and being friends i like that's good but i used to like date people for like a couple months still after like say we're broken up but like keep oh always yeah like it just like that was always me until i found someone new and then i was like okay yeah that's the thing i have to have somebody new before i can stop like maybe it's a borderline thing with us i think so and it's it's bad and i'll be like literally like he'll like tell me openly they're dating other people and i'll be like it's fine i just keep having sex with them

i'm like this is so stupid yeah that's that is what happens that is in fact what exactly what happens oh i hate that for you because i know that i know that feeling that's that is what happens that is in fact what exactly what happens oh i hate that for you because i know that i know that feeling that's literally me and i don't know for me i was always like well maybe i'll get pregnant like maybe he'll stay with me that was like so weird but like i always said that totally get it we were talking about today like trisha was saying that like with everyone she's ever been with she was like trying to get pregnant and like isn't it crazy how her body like waited till moses that's so lucky isn't it crazy because the thing is like and you learn like you can do that but it never like the guy doesn't stay anyway so now you have like now you are permanently attached

to him my mom did that three times in a row my mom had three intentional kids in a row with three different men and none of them i know my mom Married and divorced Three different men Named Richard I was like Maybe try a different Like a different That's honestly amazing She's consistent But like Right By the second Richard

I'd be like Dude like this might be The problem Not gonna work out Like you know I'm sure as shit Third one was the problem Like that's so crazy

That's really interesting I would love to date a guy With like a name I've already dated though Cause it's like You don't worry about Mixing them up Yeah I think

Sofia Vergara Has a new husband Oh yeah Same initials She got his initials tattooed But her new man Has like the same initials As Joe Magnolo

Or whatever That guy also has them That's crazy I love her She's iconic I do too I watch America's Got Talent All the time for her

I'm like okay She's kind of everything Yeah she is everything She's like beautiful In every way I've been Oh my god I just saw this america's got talent clip i keep getting emotional i've got to get off crying tiktok i cry on tiktok like three times a day you're like an emotional person i

didn't know that about you like you cried like today and i was like i didn't know you were like a crier like in a cute way in the best way i think it's like new it's newer like it's within the last year i'm really in touch with my emotion i feel like the happier you are like the or the happier i don't know the happier you're like in your feminine you know yeah so like takes care of things i used to be like so much like tougher and then i would like build up and then have crazy crying breakdowns but now i just like cry whenever but i love that i saw this clip on amer America's Got Talent of this guy he was a high school janitor his whole life and then the students said he was a good singer did you see that is it the journey one they don't stop believing yeah that one made me cry too it was yeah I got really

emo it just I can't stop thinking about him and I want to hang out with him so get him on the pod I know I I want I'm thinking that since we can't get a damn celebrity we should do like Theo Vaughn style where we just get like a mortician yeah I want to do that that's cute we could just start doing that like and we know so like imagine Sarai on the pod like we know so many funny people the quickest way for us to get canceled of all time but like should we just start having funny people from our life on I think I feel like yeah Like people love Paige And like people love when you just

Not that she's random But I mean like just other people Yeah But I really do love you guys We could also start having pets And I've been on this pet psychic kick Like I've been wanting to Oh we could bring Murph on the pod

Yeah like why don't we bring Murph on the pod And then a pet psychic Yeah I would love that I'm setting that up But I'm afraid what if they tell me she's unhappy with me And she preferred her Like previous owners

You would never be the same Yeah I'd say only positive stuff I would spend the rest of my life Like trying to prove myself to her Or I would have to give her away Oh for her own like Yeah Oh my god

Watch out Reagan TW I love the side of TikTok You guys are on Like cat TikTok Crying TikTok I need to get on those sides What side of TikTok are you on? It's boring It's Bridgerton Because that's all I'm watching right now But like no one likes Bridgerton I love the side of TikTok you guys are on. Like cat TikTok, crying TikTok. I need to get on those sides. What side of TikTok are you on?

It's boring. It's Bridgerton because that's all I'm watching right now. But like no one likes Bridgerton. I love Bridgerton but I haven't seen the new season. I'm saving it to be my boob job show. Oh that's what I did because it was out before my pregnancy but I waited until after the pregnancy to watch it because I was going to start a pregnancy show. I never watched the first two seasons so I didn't know. Have you now? Yes and now we're

going back and watching. Okay what are you on now? I just started season two. We finished one. And so you're doing season two watching. Okay. What are you on now? Like, are you starting with one? I just started season two. Okay. We finished one. And so you're doing season two and then you're going to do season one? Season one, I think, is the best. No, we started season one and now we're on season two. Okay.

So I kind of went backwards. What is, like, Bridgerton's lore? Like, I'm just imagining, like, you know, all those British memes with, like, the teeth and, like... No, it's, like, it's... No, it's, like, very... It's hard to explain. They're basically, like, courting each other. Like, it's the season, so you're explain they're basically like courting each other like it's it

it's the season so you're supposed to be like finding a husband and it's like there's so much that goes into it and stuff and they have like big like extravagant balls and stuff where they like they're courting each other like the men are courting the women but sometimes girls don't get courted and like then then you have to go out again the next season Yeah I wouldn't get courted No you would But like sometimes you get like it's a guy you don't want And he's from a family you don't want And they don't have as much money

I'm trying to relate it to my life But like you want them to be like Of the highest like So they're gold digging Yes it's like you and Jake Paul you came from like royalty From two sections and then you like married together To create like a big family you know what I mean yeah it's just and it's sometimes not for love it's a love match if you're truly in love but a lot of times it's the Jake and Tana where it's just like it makes sense like okay you come from

a bougie family you're bougie family like you're gonna marry even if you don't love each other yeah a lot of it's transactional you're so fucking funny it's very that I will watch Bridgerton and get back to you guys on yeah when I want you put me onto the idol and it changed my life okay so this is like the idol for me because it's also super horny I get like really horny watching especially like season one is like season one is crazy they're just constantly like eating them out all the time again on staircase at their family home he's just like but also if you get caught like as a woman doing that before you're married Like you're

Like nobody will want you anymore I hate horny shows When I'm alone though Because then it's like I just I'm taking out the vibrator again I'm like Oh this whole thing

You gotta watch it Then when you're with him Yeah Yeah I can't have sex Because I can't have sex For six weeks after you have I was like

And I'm so horny Because the third season Is about a fat girl That like gets her love story And I was like Oh I love this so much And the guy's so into her And I was like

Fuck I wanna get fucked so bad You know what I mean And it's so hard And then like in a carriage he's like fingering her and you're like it makes fingering hot I was like okay just stick a finger in there oh my god did you see somebody probably put a finger in there somebody asked her like probably somebody asked her like what's it like like to see your body type like represented on the screen and she responded like literally without even a question she goes yeah we're really underrepresented like the perfect tit community

Who said that? The girl they were talking to Oh that's iconic They basically were like you know like you're big And trying to make it negative Yeah just being like what do you feel about your bodies up there And she's like well it's really hard to have perfect boobs She's iconic I love her

She's everywhere now she's like Skims model I love that you were saying That you saved watching Bridgerton till after you were pregnant. And it like had me on this whole mental thought process right now of like, did you have different cravings with Malibu versus Elvis? Like, did you? It's so weird when I was pregnant. I like don't have cravings.

Like, it's so weird. Like, I would like not hungry when I'm pregnant because I couldn't breathe. So I just like wasn't hungry. I get hungry after pregnancy. So I didn't really have any. I wish I did like eating chalk or soap or, you know, people eat like the weirdest shit when they'm pregnant because I couldn't breathe so I just like wasn't hungry I got hungry after pregnancy so I didn't really have any I wish I did like eating chalk or soap or you know people eat like the weirdest shit when they're pregnant but I didn't have any in fact if anything I was like trying to eat healthier because I was just like I feel so gross you know what I mean so I was 263 pounds when I gave birth now I'm like 223 I like lost like 40 but a lot of

it's baby weight but I was like humongous and I like wasn't eating and I was like I don't like I was eating but I just wasn't eating anything like shitty you know people like gorge themselves when they're pregnant it's like i'm eating for two but i was like the opposite i just know i'm gonna be like i know i'm gonna be like full like everything swells oh i think i saw you maybe it was a comment where you're talking about pregnancy face did you see that on tiktok and you're like is this real and like people look you did not have that at all no i'm like i didn't know about it either though and i was like wait is this a real thing I had a little bit of pregnancy Nose my first one

A little But some people are like A completely different person You have my favorite nose ever It's so cute My nose I'm like I think I want a nose I look at your girl's nose

It's cute Yours like both go up You have like a little like tip go up No you have the cutest nose But I need a second nose job I want one really bad You should've We should've done it together

And gotten down time Like we could've been down together And that's my dream I've always wanted to get Joint surgery with someone A surgery buddy So cute like it'd be so fun then you're both noticing now like i've really dialed back my face tuning and face apping and all of that but i noticed it because you posted birthday photos for ari today and i was like i know you would never tune a photo that way now it's like old photos that you're posting that you've

facetuned like years ago i'm like oh, oh, bless her heart. It's yeah. Like now. But I still I'll still like make my nose a little cuter. And I'm like, fuck, I should just go do it. But the thing is, I was spewing like a geyser when I got it. I love your little nose. I had complications. Like blood coming out.

Yeah. They almost couldn't give me the nose job. Like it was like bad. Like they said that. Did they say it looked like a fountain? Oh, my God. And then they. Yeah.

Like this girl in my elementary school she shut her finger in the court or in the door and they cut the tip of her finger off and she was just spewing out at everybody and we all got covered in blood rachel oh my god that makes me so squeamish that's wild dude the other day it was i dropped um a mason jar on my ankle and it shattered on my ankle bone. First of all. And I was like, that's what? Sony's kitty. It's like you can look at it like now.

Look how deep it is. Oh, my God. Oh, did you go to the hospital? I was spewing blood absolutely everywhere. And I was like pain. I was. Yeah. And it's on the bone.

So it's like, you know what I mean? And I decided to go to Vegas instead of the hospital, which was like just the dumbest decision ever. And I was spewing blood all around Vegas through my socks all weekend. Like someone hit it in the club. It was really bad. I had to like call hotel security and have them like help me. And like men came up and they were like helping me stop spewing.

It was like a whole thing. I went on Instagram live. I was like, what? That's so scary. Yeah, why don't you go to a hospital? dude I have like a serious like I will like die you don't want to go to hospitals like really yeah you know that they will help you there yeah I know but it's like I imagine I had to stay there like I'm just not mentally fit for it you don't stay at a hospital I don't think they would make you stay there for that I know I didn't want to go

to the Vegas hospital either they send people home with like their arm. Yeah, actually. I guess that's true. But like the wait time, it's like, oh, my God, get it together. Like I'll just I'm like I'm just always like there's got to be a DIY hack at home, you know. So I was pinching it together like we have stitches at home. Oh, my gosh. I don't know.

I've never had to get stitches or anything like that. Thank God. But I'm so squeamish and like blood. I don't know what I was thinking, thinking I was going to be a nurse. But how are you going to get never been successful? Your implants are getting through the nipple. OK, so are they taking your nipple off? I don't know.

It's just the bottom. It's just the bottom. And they say, like, cut it open and then they squeeze them in. I'm literally after this podcast going to like assault you. Like I need one last squeeze Of these boobs Of course Oh my god I love your boobs too

I love my boobs They're my favorite thing About my body But like I was thinking about that yesterday I was like this is my like Last day with my boobs As I know them

Yeah it's kind of sad But It's crazy But that's why you They're still with me This is like the most I was about to say The most toxic shit

But like with my nose job I had to just go get it. Like I couldn't like think about it. Oh, did you? How? Oh, yeah. How far in between your consultation to the surgery did you guys have? Like, was it like your consultation the next day? Got the surgery like a week and a half?

Yeah. What was yours? It was only like a month ago, but I've been thinking about this for like a long time. Just made it. I'm good for you for doing your research. Well, I had I had to. And I'm like, my god it scares me like Because there was a point in time where

I was gonna get a BBL and can you Imagine me with a BBL that would be wild But that's why and that's how much my Mind has changed like I could never Imagine myself now with a BBL so my god I don't want to change my mind yeah but I've had big boobs before yeah and so I Like know what they look like I'm like

You know with my nose job I straight up Googled nose job Los Angeles Went to the first option did no Research didn't see one before and after photo From the doctor nothing wait what Isn't that fucking nuts why I mean Now I want a second one look at me but like Like isn't that but it could have gone a lot worse

Yeah there's some botched ones Your nose looks crazy like I Literally just picked the first person And just went in and got it Like it was like That's just weird Because it's like on your face Well anything permanent

I like But I was just like 16, 17 Like I didn't know any better You were 16 when you got a nose job? Or like 17 Really? Did your parents have to sign off for you? And they're like okay

Yeah I don't think I would sign off on my daughter Even if she hated her nose They didn't give a fuck about me I would be like, wait. Yeah. Oh, that's so sad. Like, yeah.

Fix your face at 17. Because it could change. Your nose could change. And like, you could change at 19. Oh, but I needed to put a hammer on it. My side profile. My nose entered the room 16 minutes before me. Wait, what was it?

It did not. My nose entered the room 16 minutes before me. What did you hate about it? What was it that you didn't like? It was just big. Like, I had a big nose. Really? Like, this part like it didn't slope it like went out i love big noses i think on a guy it's the hottest thing i like them on girls too me too it's i feel like it's very bridgerton or like very bridgerton like michelangelo unfortunately my brain has been

like kardashianified when it comes to like I love a cutie little pointed nose I do love a cute nose too but I don't know something about when you see a girl with a big nose too because like so many people fix theirs like the girl from Dirty Dancing was so cute and then she fixed hers and she looks like everyone else and she's that's true there are certain people who get nose jobs and I'm like oh my god you took away what like made you look yeah I feel that way about teeth like people who change their teeth and like they had like very cute like specific teeth like if Sabrina Carpenter ever touches her teeth I'm gonna die right because then she just looks and like they're just her teeth I remember when I was with Bella Thorne and I got veneer she cried and I like didn't understand why and she was like I

just don't they made like they were making who you are and she was so sad and at the time I was like rich but like now I look back and that's like really sweet what did you not like about your teeth um my front teeth are like overlapping and I tried invisalign but i just was getting hot cheetos in the trays that's like so sad i feel like i know i mean i get it look i love veneers i think they do look beautiful and i would love them because mine are like baby chiclets but no it makes me sad another one like if you change your teeth i'll cry yeah i would look i would look a little crazy i'm sure but i would love to but also i think you kind of saved me from doing it because you would always like lose your tooth and I'm like so hard with my teeth and I'm like I probably lose it so I tell everyone not to get them unless but now I really

I've never seen any other surgery or procedure change like I feel like veneers what they were when I got them like four or five years ago like were completely different than like all the things they have now like composite and like there's so many other like back then it was kind of just like saw them off so are yours oh right so yours are pointed at them oh i think certain doctors should go to jail for letting people like our age even do that i agree when you have healthy teeth i wish anyone like but also at the time like everyone had them and was just like do it like it no one told me anything you know yeah they were just really expensive too so i was just just like, eh, maybe not. So expensive.

Per tooth. I'm like, that's wild. Yeah. I think the bottom line about everything is get what you want to get if it makes you happy. And if it comes from a crazy place of insecurity, obviously you should work out those demons and stuff. I feel sad for people who get addicted to surgery and shit. But I have fun. We live one life.

Yeah. You know? Yeah. When I did my arms though, people would say that to me like, oh, it's just going to be get addicted to surgery and shit but do you regret fun we live one life yeah you know yeah when i did my arms though like i could people would say that to me like oh like you're just it's just gonna be the next thing but i did that and i was so happy it was like i never wait what'd you get done i just did air sculpt like the like laser lipo okay i did my arms and my back and i was like so happy after that i was like i love my body i just remembered how fucking funny you were like with your faha now my faha came to hawaii it was your birthday time too last time i got it on your

birthday also it's the time of year so you're gonna like that just like made me happy like you're gonna be so i forgot how funny you're gonna be after the surgery till right now i really hope you can come to cabo i do too but but I don't want to get your hopes up about it because I don't want a hematoma. Oh, yeah. That sounds scary. Maybe we can put you on a boat. Do you have to go over water to go to Mexico? No, just drive.

Undo, undo. Command Z. No, Tana, Tana, let me tell you something. I didn't know the answer. Oh, my God. That makes me feel so much better. What made you think you want a boat? Because I've been getting confused about things.

Because I was just on a flight and I was over the ocean. And I went to Cabo. And I was over the water the whole time. Oh. Maybe they took you to the scenic route. I think they did. Yeah. I think you could do a cruise actually to Mexico.

So I think you could go on a boat. I used to drive to Mexico. But you could also do. Yeah. You could do a. When I lived in Tucson. Oh my God. I'll send someone to come get you.

How long is it from LA to Cabo? Not far. I think it might just be like a we celebrate next week situation like i'm loving that because that means this year for your birthday we can celebrate a week later and we live to see well we were gonna do that anyway we live to see another season of the canceled podcast no what i'm just doing is now nobody's birthday is like i'm like okay well we can do whatever yeah what's your birthday on thanksgiving no sometimes it is sometimes it isn't i hope it falls on thanksgiving that's iconic sometimes it does but it's kind of iconic sometimes it's six days away

from things i would make thanksgiving all about me too i'd be like you shouldn't have made me yeah but that's my family doesn't do holidays like that so i'm just like but my grandpa and i have like our birthdays are a few days apart so we do a joint birthday that's really cute what is it november what mine's 20 26th okay what can we talk shit do you guys think of the title first because we always like think of the title and then we're like okay make sure we put that like at the end or something like that like ask her we'll come with the title and be like okay no fucking way yeah so i think okay i have to talk about shane for like 10 minutes okay what am i gonna talk about shane and then you girls are always the hot topic though that's the craziest thing i've ever no one does that that's like really

really i feel like that's always my videos i think of a title and then like okay how what can i talk about no i like this i'll scheme a title out of like that's why we have some crazy clickbait sometimes obviously because i'll blame a title out of what happened but that's so smart to like think of a title and then I love and your titles are always like so out there I'm like oh my god I give Oscar credit for that sometimes if they're too out there I have to be like I don't want to get in trouble you know what I mean like it's like they're like

a little crazy but they're always good like he's so good at titles and thumbnails so I'm just like but they are wild sometimes I'm like oh like I'm like I don't want to get in trouble but yeah who could we who could we I don't know I don't know if i'm the good clickbait for this i could always because he always knows what the clickbait is and i don't like sometimes i'll never even hear some of the people we talk about i'm like wait is this is this what's trending right now but that's how i feel right now with all this like like i feel like all the drama on tiktok

right now i just like don't fucking i'm starting to age out of it I feel like because it's like it almost seems like they're like the younger like newer yeah I just I miss a good like scandal on tiktok like the try guys was everywhere for a minute when he cheated on his wife like I love a big like last year obviously the ukulele thing you know like I just feel like a big scandal what happened today Justin Timberlake got a DUI oh we were talking about oh yeah he looks crazy I know it's hard to do a double one because it's like we I know I said that on the way here I go What happened today? Justin Timberlake got a DUI. Oh, we were talking about that. Oh, yeah. He looks crazy. I know. It's hard to do a double one because it's like we. I know I said that on the way here.

I go, are you guys even going to have anything to talk about anymore? But I love that you could just riff. I feel like I'm just like the ruiner. No. No, but we could have also done a double one. I always say, I want to ask for both of you guys together, but I'm like, I feel like your schedules are hard to coordinate. But I like one and one too. I don't do anything, but I'll come on whenever.

I'll debut my tits on the podcast please i was like come on yes i want to do a dress trish where you sit on my lap in the chair the whole time that would be really cute yeah i think that's cute in those chairs because the chairs are so big and you guys are so small so just be really cute i love it i'd love to be like dwarfed by an item i want to get a whole house of like enormous things oversized furniture our whole house is oversized furniture no it's my fate i'm like oh my god look this huge fork yeah that's actually really smart to have the huge utensils that is so smart like my big beauty blender oh my god she carries this beauty blender big and i just have to go like she takes it everywhere she goes and it's so fun it's like wet for like a week

like it's like well it's so funny it's amazing have you ever put a beauty blender up your vagina no but i might have to because i'm supposed to start my period tomorrow yeah and i'm like bb's about to be in for it baby has to change your tampon she deserves so much compensation oh are you okay so you're taking care of her oh oh my god yeah are you from here are you from here yeah okay okay i didn't know i was like i just because i thought maybe you knew each other from here because you look like each other no we spend every single waking second together but poor thing is gonna be well she's already been getting the wrath from all my um my period it's a personality and now my real period's

supposed to come what how are you on your period are you just like well i'm fine on it but like before i'm evil to. I just cry a lot before. Me too. Very emotional. Starving to death. Just have to eat everything. Everything. So much Indian food.

Periods suck. Periods do suck. Mine just started getting really horrible recently. And I don't know what is going on, but there will be two days out of the month where I'm debilitated. I just am such a bleeder, dude. Some people have weeks at a time. I bleed so much that it's

like actually so frustrating like i there's blood on my bathroom door right now like the toilet's so far from the door how did you splurt it like your nose well yeah i remember there was like a bud there was a door bus situation where there was like bloody walls at one point and we were like no wait what happened that was i don't i don't know who it was but was it actually bloody i actually don't think this one was you jordan morono was just telling me this story about this time that we were i was in elton john's old house and like you would think you'd have your shit together and apparently i like bled all over the floor and like the the bedroom everywhere like just what like i don't know down my leg i don't i don't know because you like started your period i guess yeah

damn that's a lot of blood if it came because usually it's like a little bit at the beginning. Yeah. I'm never like woken up in like I'm a blood leader. Like I'm always like, oh, my God, like CSI Miami in my in my skim song. Stop. Oh, my God. That's your campaign for skims is like bloody underwear for Halloween. That would be hilarious.

That would be a good Halloween. Right. Whoa. Period underwear. Is that an invention like pre-blood stain Not pre-blood stain But like not real blood Oh right yeah

But like red Like dye So that like In the spot where it would be So it's camp That's like what your grandparents Think about ripped jeans It's like why the fuck

Would you buy that I keep trying to think Of drama to start And it's so true No No We're not gonna We're not gonna I'm serious I'm trying to change this week I'm trying to shut up drama to start and it's so true. No. No. We're not going to.

We're not going to. I'm serious. I'm trying to change this week. I'm trying to shut up. But I was just thinking about like it just it used to be so different. Like like Dramageddon. We were talking about that today. Like with James Charles and like Tati and shit. It would be like one big drama that like consumed the world for like a month.

That's what I'm saying. Like those big dramas I miss. Like I remember where I was when that fucking My Sister video video dropped i sat and watched it in the fucking elevator room at catch la over and over and over again i was like oh he's over and then he dropped his and then she was over and i was like i'm so easily swayed that all of a sudden i'm like oh god like it was crazy to watch i missed all that we re-watched all of them and i was like that's such a crazy thing that happened because it was you were so on team tati in the first one and then when james charles came with the receipts i was like these people are like evil what they did to him it was crazy

do you know what i found out today this is a repeat from her podcast but i just have to express this to you right now do you know why by sister started why because you know you don't yes i just didn't remember it's because Cause James Charles Did Sugar Bear Hair Yes Yeah she had a hair gummy brand Taught to you at the time I'm sorry That is the dumbest shit

I've literally ever heard That's what I'm saying And at the time Everyone was like How could he And I'm just thinking About the fact that If I had a hair gummy brand

And you went to Coachella With Sugar Bear Hair I wouldn't give a fuck Yeah well cause We sell out all the time You're like who cares But like that is so Like like it's it's really strange to like not want your friend to have something good because it's like you know what i mean like

to not and like you're 37 yeah like looking back like i think that like we need like history went down wrong yeah he was like 18 they were friends when he was like 16 i think she met him when he was 16 before cover girl she said so he's like 16 so like you kind of friends and then you think he owes you something because you helped him out at 16 which is kind of like kind of loosely a definition of grooming is like you know like having this kid to be like oh you owe me something you're loyal and even in his first apology video back he was like crying and apologizing to them and i'm like why are you apologizing like you literally but he was so like warped into thinking like he owed her and her

husband he's like i apologize to her husband i apologize i'm like you are overall i get where you're going i'm indebted to people that help you but also like i would never be like like imagine i did like a wine deal and you were like i had dizzy yeah like that's that's just crazy and he called her multiple times to tell her apologize and she ignored him and made the video and then he called her again and she and she made another video so then when he made his video with all the receipts she chose like they tried to reach out to mediate and like whatever and he's like no absolutely not like i tried to like they really did him dirty she tried to say that he this is wild like that he would try to trick straight men into like making out with him but like then it came out that the

guy was like actually gay and like it was like This whole thing And I was like She made this whole thing And I was like How dare he do this And then it was just All her facts were wrong And awful And like

It's hard with stuff like that Because even if like You do prove Like come out with receipts Or whatever People are always Just gonna remember That first thing

Yeah Like there's still Always gonna be people Who like don't even see The second part And they just believe it forever It's also like Like thinking about it now

Like hearing all of that now It's like You were his friend When you thought That he was making out with the straight guy yeah you were only mad over the hair yeah and now you're trying to take him down which is like narcissistic and evil no she had multiple accounts of him being like he was lewd he was this he was it was so disgusting how he would like sexualize these people and you did it at my birthday and you did at my birthday that's what it's from and it's like he would say cock and balls i'm like time and place like she was so crazy i was like you are a psycho and you did it at my birthday and

it did everything we'll just never get drama like that again i fear no people are too careful it's a different time i feel like your drama though is so funny like when people do like pick out your drama we talked recently about your bob gate and i was like i didn't know i wasn't familiar with it so i like did a deep dive into it i was like this is wild that this became like such drama I felt bad but like here and see and sometimes you just want to tell a light-hearted funny story yeah I felt like it wasn't so serious and it wasn't honestly like also like I read the dms and like I really genuinely do appreciate that she came online and maybe she had no ill will and like she apologized and she handled it so classily and

like you know what I mean well what I was gonna say is I but she still sent you those dms and like no context those were crazy maybe it's a touch of the but I you there is something to be said about my like victim complex and like feelings sometimes like I everyone's like meaning things worse than they are I feel that too but what I was gonna say is I loved the way that she handled it, like, internally. Because she just messaged me and she was like, you know, that's not what I meant, right? And I was like, yeah, it's like. And she was like, okay, thank you. And that was it.

Like, whereas we had another situation on the same episode where someone was like, you are, I will literally get my lawyer involved. Oh, my God. Those people are so extra. I appreciated Haley for just being like, okay. I think it, dude, it is so funny when these influencers these influencers like are like, I'm going to sue you. I'm going to get my fucking lawyer involved. I'm like, dude, let's go. Let's go. Like like my lawyer, lawyer, your lawyer. And like, I'm down.

Like, don't you? Sorry. OK, sorry. I only mean that when it's like you're telling the truth about a shitty influencer and then they like are like, maybe. Yeah, and I know exactly what I'm talking about about but i don't want you to have to walk into the lobby again um but like nothing happens because the end of john mcgadden just like because i love it that's the conclusion of john mcgadden was tati's video like one year later like nobody was talking about it anymore but tati makes like another video in 2020 and it's like okay my lawyers are telling me i can't say this and it's all going to come out court and like then I asked Oscar I'm like so what happened he's like nothing like no paperwork was filed like no one did lawsuits like it just stopped after that and I

was like she was probably still just saying that to try to save her ego well then didn't she try to say that like Jeffrey or somebody like made her do it I also just want to clarify that like I don't want to get like real life sued yeah me neither okay anyways I can't afford it personally like the Jeff and Dave I mean that's like so sad like that's like real I mean like want to get like real life sued. Yeah. Me neither. Okay. Anyways. I can't afford it personally. Like the Jeff and Dave. I mean, that's like so sad. Like that's like real. I mean, like it's just like when these people are like trying to do a slander lawsuit when you're telling the truth.

That's what I meant. Yeah. People have definitely tried. It's like also really hard because you have to like prove losses. You have to prove. Like there's so it's so hard. Also, like you can talk about stories that are like out there. You can talk about your own stuff.

And also like you didn't say people's name. There's just even if you say people's name when it's true it's like it's so hard to sue people yeah we said we told a story the other day about something that was literally what i thought was common knowledge and then we got death threats the next morning i heard about that too it's so wild um no that's why like if it's like a public story like that's crazy i had someone try to sue me because i commented on a public story that was out there i didn't know this person at all like and i just commented on a story that was so popular and then she tried to sue me and i was like wait will you say i don't want to bleep it. I'll bleep it.

Yeah, bleep it, bleep it for sure. I don't know if I know who that is. You know her. You're sure with the rooster? Yeah. I'll bleep that. She tried to sue me in Boston and California, and I was like, didn't even know who she was,

and I talked about it. I just commented on the story about her with the girls, and I was like, oh, this is some fucked up shit. I'm going to sue you, and I said, oh, yeah, do it. That's wild. I haven't heard her name in years. It dropped so so like quickly

Cash grab for sure She just wanted your money I think oh for sure She was like trying And I didn't have a lawyer in Boston So I was like trying to like Settle out Or she was

Oh and I didn't get like Letters in the mail So it was getting to the point Where I was going to like I was going to owe money Because I just wasn't showing up And I was just like well damn So then I got a lawyer in Boston

I was like what the fuck is this I thought it was like fake Having to get a lawyer in Boston Is crazy That's a flex though now You can be like my Boston lawyer My Boston lawyer It was crazy My Boston lawyer My Boston lawyer It was crazy

My Boston lawyer But people are annoying When they're like that I mean whatever And yeah I've been On situations where I'm like Oh I could sue people For sure but then I'm like

I don't know Like who Like I don't know It's also hard to prove I think bored people Sue people unless It's real fucked up shit If it's a real fucked up shit

Or real business shit Yes but when people Are like Like imagine like I sued Nick Vile Yeah Like it's like what Like i sued nick vile yeah like that it's like what like weird yeah like wait back to jeffrey though so then what happened that she had like jeffrey in her ear and he was like feeding all this information about james and

then tati felt pressured to make the video it was jeffrey and shane she said oh and then she came out so 2020 she's like james was gonna be here to make the video with me but he thought i should do this myself or something she goes um she basically blamed shane and jeffrey for feeding her licing that there was a bunch of victims of james charles that were gonna about to come out and that tati should be the first one to make the video so that the other victims can come forward and then no one came forward and then tati's like what the fuck like whatever that's what she said i would have gotten looped into though but really because like i think about it right like i'm not even 38 yet that's what she says. That's some shit I would have gotten looped into, though. But really, because, like, I think about it, right? Like, I'm not even 38 yet.

That's how old she was when she made the video. And I was like, I couldn't imagine, right? Like, you two telling me something like, just you make this video about, like, about, like, a friend. Like, James Charles, she said, was her best friend, right? So, like, you guys are coming to me, and you're like, we just heard some shit about, oh, my God, I have no friends. Oscar, or, like, Moses, or something.

And I'm like, oh, I better make this video before. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And she said, her excuse was, like, I was trying to protect James when I made the video. And I was like, what the I better make this video before. Yeah, you're right. And she said her excuse was like, I was trying to protect James. I made the video and I was like, what the hell? It was so you were just mad that he ate that little blue bear in the desert, bitch. Like that's 100 percent. He had the backpack on.

It was it was actually wild. No, watching those videos are we watched all of them in their entirety. It was actually crazy. I was so not it's like a song. I feel like it's going to be like a relic in 10 years. That's oh, for sure. Like you're going to be able to show Malibu. Yeah, there's a troll song I feel like it's like gonna be like a relic in in 10 years that's oh for sure like you're gonna be able to show Malibu yeah there's a true Hollywood story on it I'm trying to get in no way that's fine I was on it they interviewed me I had nothing to do with it oh fuck Bridgerton I'm going on a deep dive of that time of like YouTube

yeah this is so that's so funny Trisha? Because I know you just got the E! True Hollywood story call, and it was like E! And you were like, I'm down. Oh, yeah. And I was like not a part of the. And the questions they would ask me were so random, and I knew nothing about this at all. I love it, though.

But I don't know why this made me think of it, but have you seen the Turpin House of Horrors? You love the Turpin House of Horrors. No, what is this? I can't stop showing it to people. What is it? It's like, it's a 2020 special, but it was about this family. Do you really not? Is it scary? I'm not laughing laughing at the trip and I'm laughing at how much you love

so fascinating so basically it was like this family they had 15 kids and at the time like basically yeah they were locked in the house yes I never came out of the house yeah one day like one of the girls she was like 18 at the time or 19 got out she didn't know what a sidewalk is and she was like my siblings are tied up or whatever her body cam footage like i have full goosebumps it will never and all her siblings had been locked in that house for all those years and they were in a track home so they had like houses on each side like in a neighborhood a nice neighborhood in like tustin california and oh like orange county yeah and the neighbors just didn't know what was going on they were like

a wealthy family and they were just the kids were not allowed to stand up during the day so they couldn't be seen in the windows it was like so crazy and horrible but and she was a little believer she saw justin bieber and that made her want to break out and like yeah that's iconic yeah but what i'm saying is because she is like a tick tocker now and like oh she just she's obsessed with tick tock she's like she's like a pop culture girly like she just like loves to do like dances and stuff and i'm like you should have her on just trish because she would come on and she is so you guys should have her on here that's very because that's what i'm saying she just know me jordan turpin i was doing stuff like that like interviewing like just interesting people with interesting stories especially like you're interested in it right

like you want to know i've made so many people watch it because it was i mean it was horrible but it was like i just couldn't believe it. What a crazy story, yeah. You know what that just made me think of? That family channel that was just. Yes. Did you see? Which one?

There's a couple. There's a Stauffer's. But in Utah or Arizona. And they would family vlog and then the kids were locked in the room and they just broke out and it was same thing. Nice track homes, nice houses. No, it was a $5 million beautiful house in the middle of the desert and they made like a dungeon room to lock them in and they wouldn't feed them who was that and the kids had like duct tape like

they're to their bone and yeah and they would like starve them if they got in trouble and stuff no that was and they would do like it if they got a cut or something they'd put like cayenne and like lemon on it oh my god what was it ruby and kevin that's right yeah and you know what was really fucking crazy first of all fuck them it's so wild too because if you go back and watch the vlogs now there's so many signs of abuse like the kid being like she took away my room like type shit you know yeah um but she was journaling the entire time and she incriminated herself yeah but it it seemed like almost like a schizophrenic like or some type of because she's like he has the devil in him i have to punish him

like it was wild yeah she definitely thought he was like this evil being in her house and she had to like beat it out of him or something which is like so scary it's like psychosis or something like that's like really wild that's so wild like. I wonder how that happened. Like, oh, God. Yeah, because she seemed so normal on, like, relatively normal. Well, that's the thing. And people followed. Like, it was just, I don't know. Just strange. I'm happy they're removed from the situation.

Yeah, it's good the kids are getting out. Like, it's kind of wild. The Turpins that we were talking about, though, they all went to different foster homes. And then some of them were still abused in the new foster homes. Oh, my God. How awful. That makes me so sad. it's like disgusting i'm such a religious person in certain aspects but then you hear things like that and it's so sad and hard to like why all the god people are

gonna come for me now i'm like but what is the answer to that because i'm the same i'm in the same boat as you was like why would he allow that like yeah i yeah i don't know i feel the same way it's hard because like religion truly is just like blind faith because the second you start trying to reason with logic yeah you know but then you have little things and miracles happen right you know you see it and you're just like oh okay god like is real like you know when my daughter fell she like had this like bloody nose early on like and I was just like oh my god it's gonna like ruin her face and like literally I like prayed like the next morning she's totally fine like had her pasty the nose was like it was like her lip was really swollen and then it

was like totally fine and totally like whatever so i feel like sometimes there's like miracles that happen and you're just like oh my god like i don't know yeah or divine intervention like you said or fate or like then you're like but yeah i get i don't know i'm starting to like believe in more like universal stuff and like the stars and like the universe and stuff like that, like more than I ever have in my life. Am I about to like, what have you,

what would you do if you came over one day and I had like a Reiki garden and like crystals, like you better admit me somewhere. I think it's another phase, probably much more healthy than some of the phases I've seen you. That's true. Like the emo boots were like my Reiki garden at the time. Whatever those Attico boots are that you still wear to this day are the problem my attico boots are fashion what are they i don't even know what

that is i wear these boots a lot and brooke is really really cruel off camera about them she's literally she's a bully don't say that they try to cancel brick don't say that first the joris and the rule just about my boots i don't it. I just think you're better than the boots. That's nice. It's coming from a place of love. I think you're above those boots. I love the fucking boots. I can't find a photo of the boots. They are.

But it's like it's something about the boot that like they're they're just they're in a quiet down. Let's see. That doesn't. Oh, wait. Wait, don't you have them?

Aren't these not the same boots you have? They like have a skirt on them. Oh, they're kind of like Givenchy a little bit. They're like leg warmer boots. I love them. Okay, they're not bad. But I have also really bad fashion taste, so I don't know.

Well, I don't, I'm not like a fashion girly at all. You are, you're a ritzy, yeah. But I don't have like, well, I have like very base model. Like I only have like, I only wear the same outfit in different colors because I don't want to say. That's the difference is like I love weird silhouettes and like things that aren't necessarily like flattering and well that's where we won't see eye to eye because I love like a weird like a weird ass boot like I'm very uniform like I'm

like a cartoon dresser because I just like I only I will only buy like something if I know that it has a drawer with like 12 other things alike but that it's good because then you will always be able to look back on your life and you've had a more universal style. Like I definitely will always have things I look back on. I'm like, what the fuck? But at the time I thought they were cool. You know what I struggled with and I still kind of do is like not knowing

like what looks good on my particular body. Like the amount of years I spent in high-waisted jeans, I have a torso this long. I'm bad about that too. Yeah. Like, do you know what's been pissing me the fuck off lately what so you remember obviously that i dressed as a dollar bill

oh of course i right of course i walked um can you be amazed well it's gonna come up with you when you bid a dollar bill and you went toothless that's true but i dressed as this dollar bill right with this money clip at the mtv movie awards and it was in my like dressing for crazy attention worst dressed era i love that like whatever and it was crazy but i got bullied so hard to the point that i almost like was like okay i'll give up like you know what i mean like that was one of my last ones what did they say what was the bullying well you need to see it and then you'll be like okay i thought you looked amazing but it was like you had to stand with your legs far'll be like okay i thought you looked amazing but it

was like you had to stand with your legs far apart right you know it it was a it was a bit it was a bit aggressive okay but the other day kim petras they only make this one dress what kim petras wore the same dress for this like mac campaign like the same exact one i wore she definitely had to like get it from the same designer and everyone was like slay dollar girl and like nobody gave me that oh it's and now i keep getting tagged in it and they're like look tana like you did eat and i'm like where was this when i needed it i thought you ate at the time i remember seeing it and being like oh my god i probably saw it yeah there's no way that that's what you thought i did i like really you hate the attico boots i hate them now because I feel like they don't suit you This was me

And that's the exact reaction Yeah the legs are kind of everything That's so funny And now look at this though I don't remember that That's kind of everything What was your inspo? I love it

Literally it was just the most asinine That's probably the wrong word Insane thing I could wear But now I'm trying to find Kim Petras I love it. I love it. I know. Literally, it was just the most asinine. Like, that's probably the wrong word. I don't know, but that's my word of the week. Insane. Insane thing I could wear. But now I'm trying to find Kim Petras to show you, like, she just did it. It's in the group chat. Oh, yeah.

She definitely slayed it. But you did too. Oh, look out. Her legs were also far apart. Yeah, but you have to stand that way. It was definitely the dress. But it's kind of wild, huh? Yeah.

I don't know. Whatever. Trisha, I just really do want to tell you this was like the best day ever and I just like appreciate you for always writing for us and coming on the canceled podcast I literally wait for you to say like I want a podcast but I would literally do it every week with both of you oh my god I want to I tell you yes please that's why I dm'd you I was like because I never want to just be like only dming you when you're like you want to come on the podcast but I was genuinely excited about your boob job so I was like okay and then I would love

to I just love whenever you're available you're my favorite person on planet earth and today was just so special she got me the cutest birthday gift too like I saw it is so it's so cute and like it was so weird yesterday I was talking about wanting one of those bags so it was just like you know me so well oh my gosh you're just like the sweetest I'm so happy Everything is Baby Elvis Family is great Yeah I know you're a rush day I was like oh I really

Wanted you to meet Oh I would have I just want to ask Really Oh yeah she'll come back She only does one nap now So she'll come down Next time you're there

I just I never want to ask Because I know you don't Say no to people Or like you don't like To say no to people I said no Right right right So I was like I didn't

Want to ask Do you want to say no And then say yes anyway No you're so different You're so different It's so funny I felt that today though Like at the end I was like so But I didn't want to be like I just felt like you want to say no and then say yes anyway no you're so different you're so different I mean it's so funny I felt that today though like at the end I was like so but I didn't want to be like I just felt like you had to go baby Elvis was in you like a week ago you know what

I mean like so I'm not gonna so little no but she was yeah I'm like vaping it's like no like let's let's wait wait how big was she uh she was 10 pounds well she was nine pounds eight seven oh my god yeah she's a big baby so when when she came out, I was like, whoo. You know, it felt such a relief. It was so great. So I'm just so, so, so, so happy for you. And I love you more than anyone in the world. I'm happy for you, girls.

Congrats on the finish of your tour. I can't wait to be. We talked about that. I'm going to come to one. I want to come to like all of them. You're the October. Whoever gets Trisha at their show. It's going to be the best.

I want to go to Albuquerque or something. Some random one. We should just surprise The absolute fuck Out of a crowd And it's gonna be so fun Yeah yeah I love that we're Both in guest droughts

Right now because It's us It's Paige It's Trish That's it Me too Or like our hair girl Or like someone random

Like I'm done We're done We'll get back on it I think there is a drought Right now for sure It's cyclical I think It'll come back to us Yeah Maybe you'll get Glenn Powell soon yeah I'll be working on that especially after all we've been talking about him he's making the rounds we love you Trisha Paytas everyone go listen

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