Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 90: BROOKE FINALLY EXPOSES CLINTON KANE…

Episode Date: July 10, 2024

On this episode of the Cancelled Podcast we go over Tana’s Birthday trip and breaking sobriety. Lilah ruins Alex Warren’s Wedding? Brooke finally reveals her relationship with Clinton Kane. BETTER HELP: Stop comparing and start focusing, with BetterHelp.  Visit https://BetterHelp.com/tana today to get 10% off your first month.  BILT: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/Cancelled SeatGeek: Use code CANCELLED10 for 10% off tickets on SeatGeek. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CANCELLED10 *Up to $25 off

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Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Oh, we're already having drama. Now, let me tell you something really quickly before we get into anything at all. I got a lip flip again and I will never learn my lesson. I'm just like you for real. It's the most addicting thing in the world. It's like when it goes away, you're like, what happened to my lip? I have paper cut lips. Why do I have this much motion?

Why am I using a straw properly? Like, I don't want any of this. Right. But right now I feel like i like i feel like i just got like numbing put in my face no it's it's definitely a little palsy vibe like when i first get it you're like you know and i just don't want to be clipped this way so just know that i'm aware of it you don't even have to tell me i think they look gorgina the house down mama i'm in a goofy mood you think they look what i mean i'm so excited for today's episode

like it actually hurts the amount of shit that happens since since we sat down here last is like unheard of i feel like such a privilege to sit on this couch today i'm on the edge of my seat all day i've been so giddy boots well what do we do do we like go in chronological order because like it's like like it's been lives literal like lives like i don't even i where do we begin i think we have to start at birth well we did the trisha episode and then the next day i got a boob job okay okay we can start there boob job went great they are huge they enter the room before her they look amazing they're still a little big they're gonna go down but i think it's fun that you get to have a week where you're like built like an airpod i know i told him well yeah i look like a capital p i love

it but they're gonna drop a little bit they're still like a little large and in charge they're kind of hard i got my real stitches out a couple days ago when i heard what you went through today no i know I just told Tana this but I I had like so I had regular stitches I went in through the nipple but they only do like a little incision on the bottom of your nipple like a little and I had regular stitches but then I had these like two random blue strings that like hung out of both sides they looked like the craziest nipple hairs you've ever seen and if i didn't know better i would think they were mine but i i got my real stitches out first and then today i had to take out that blue string and it was one long string

like this long and was he like pulling you and they had to pull it all the way out i made bb come with me and this one got stuck and it was like snagged and he was yanking were you like kind of fighting it was like a technician and she was like i would i just had to like cringe and wait until it was out but other than that my experience was seamless amazing gorgina i loved your usage of gorgina i've never used it in a sentence before do you see what you do to me i'm so sorry actually i'm so proud of you for doing that and then being a person today i would need so much sedation it's been relatively painless i've been taking extra strength tylenol well can we talk about your serious issue with this boob job that is giving me like it's keeping me up and i talked about it today with makoa like without you okay so brooke

gets this boob job right and everyone in the comments is like and just in life like this is just something people say doctors say if you will like that after you get the boob job you can't raise your arms brooke amber over here thinks that they mean that you are physically unable to raise your arms unclear and what they mean is you should not raise your arms. Okay. And Brooke is out here doing the Y M C A on TikTok everywhere. Well, it's so crazy because everyone's like, you can't move your arms. Like literally, like I couldn't even pull my own pants down. And I'm like, I'm, I literally am doing cartwheels. I'm acting like Gumby.

What's wrong with you guys? I'm like losers. And my doctor texts me and he goes, if you don't stop fucking doing the ymca right now in a much nicer tone and you haven't once explained it without demonstrating like we're at dinner the other night i already know this and she's like yeah and i can't raise my arms and i'm like here's the thing i can't sleep without my arms over my head like that's a thing that i do i like i have to same way and i already have to sleep on my back which is unnatural to me so what like already have to sleep on my back, which is unnatural to me. So what like we have to be compromised somehow. And then it's like I'm taking all these like I just discovered let me sleep.

And I don't know if you've ever dabbled in let me sleep. I've heard. I don't think I need it. Like, let me wake up. Oh, my God. You should. They're going to steal that from you. It's just like bumps of coke. It hat or all right um kidding we were totally kidding enough anyway i i take like six let me sleeps to go to bed every night because i cannot

like i it's just uncomfortable like i want to sleep a certain way but then because i have to do that to go to sleep i wake up face down every day i'm like i'm like literally face down arms up pissed waking up it's bad if you take more than two melatonin it's not really i'm taking three one time diablo was at my house and he was like these are good and like you know how fried he is like ate the whole bottle and he was like yeah i remember when he asked what's your co-host's name and we you lived together at the time and we were shooting canceled out of the house never forget diablo bless his heart though but bless his brain anyway other than that i have been doing the aftercare i know a lot of people are speculating not too high now not too much she's like i know a lot of people are

speculating no well every every doctor is different but like this my doctor usually doesn't have anybody wear the like little surgical bra after i woke up they said if you wake up in one then you have to wear it and i woke up in one and i was like fuck no it's because i did a little internal lift but he said as long as i'm wearing something supportive like i'm fine and i really am not raising my arms as much as you think and i'm not it is frustrating because you don't realize how much like you have to use your pecs for and they're under there i don't think i've ever used my pec a day in my life no you use your pec to do everything you use your pec to lift lift your bait oh in that case you are doing heavy lifting especially when i saw that one Look at that portable you can carry

What if that was your vape? I've been taking this out like to the club and shit Like if I go anywhere Despicable No I've been charging my phone using a toaster everybody But Apple has to stop changing the cords It's just like what are they gonna give me next? You know what I mean?

Fucking paperclip and tell me that has to go on my phone and charge it Like what the fuck? Crazy Yeah so that was my boob job experience. I would rate the experience a nine out of 10. Really? It would have been a 10 out of 10 if I could just fucking raise my arms. Yeah.

She just wants to do a jumping jack or two. But my doctor was amazing. He is still so hot. Honestly, Dr. Daniel Barrett, thank you so much for my new tits. Did you wake up hitting on him? No, I woke up. Oh, she said I woke up at night. I just went, good morning.

And then I said, can I go back? Can I go back to sleep? And she goes, yeah. And then when I woke up, she said again, I said, good morning. That's so funny. Like you and I are so different. Like, you know, I would have woken up like. Just like when I first got them.

I'm not kidding, Tana. They were out to here. And I'm like, just like when I first got them. I'm not kidding, Tana. They were out to here. And I'm like frustrated. I'm so annoyed because here I am trying to be like transparent about my plastic surgery experience. Okay. Which I really do try to do. I've told you guys everything that I've ever done.

Lip flip, lipo, boob job, all of it. And it's used against me constantly. What do you mean? It'll be like People are just going crazy They're like her tits look like shit And I'm like this is why people don't tell you things It's so fair

There's like this one photo That I posted of myself one time That like is like my old face And it was like It's my least flattering photo that's ever I like to go with the versions okay You were on version three of your face You weren't done

Yeah I wasn't You were working on it Well I hadn't even started What's the problem But I posted the photo And then like That's the number one photo Like evil people will use

Yep And they'll be like This is what she really looks like I'm like do you remember Where you got that I shared it with you You just know like Even the person saying

That your tits look like shit Is like In Nebraska with a uniboob Yeah Let me stop They're like They're so high up They're rock hard

They're way too big For a frame I'm like I got them this morning They're in Tampa With a mono tit Yeah It's like

Come on Tana mono tit Monogoo Moogadoo Oh my god I had a dream About moogadoo Like the other day

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Well, anyway, you went on your birthday trip. Brooke, Amber. Give it to me straight. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. What does that mean? You can lead Tana Mongeau to a jet, and she's gonna drink.

Oh. Okay. Okay, yeah. I didn't know if you were gonna share that with the audience or not no i've been so transparent about like my whole journey and i feel like this is obviously a very vital part of this journey you know what i mean i drank like you did let's talk about it you know where's charles gross now i love him so we went on the birthday trip and first of all i do just want to say like i wish you were there so bad because i think so did i so badly and we celebrated and i want to talk about that in a second because you're so cute and sweet but um i feel like this trip took

everything good from all the other trips and we kind of finally got it right like there really was just no drama everyone was peaceful peaceful, which is, Oh no, no, no, no, no. I think everyone's just a different person. And like,

we needed something like Turks to almost happen to like, know that there's a ceiling for the drinks. Know that there's a ceiling for, I did forget about like Turks gate. Like, like what, what was, which is so crazy that that was one year ago.

It is so crazy. That was like such a, what an episode that was. What an episode, you know? And I feel like this trip took everything good from that. It was a really good group, like way less just drama-free. Aaron came. I love that.

What did you think, Amish? I loved it. Oh, I loved it. That makes me happy because it's like, it's one thing when it's like your best friends you've had for 10 years, but like the real test is bringing someone who's never been and like yeah like hey would you go back well we were talking about it before you got up here and just like how unnatural the experience feels like in the beginning because it's like what do you mean jet mansion butler's maids like it's it is just like it was so opulent it really was the house was just like beautiful

and it was this trip was also shorter which I think is something I learned like I feel like everything bad on every trip started to happen around day six yeah it's like or seven how are we still here it's like going home was the biggest w you know but I did choose to drink and how did it go I mean here's the thing I think it's like everyone who didn't want me to drink was trying to either from their experiences or their care for me, teach me a lesson. And I unfortunately am so the type of person that I cannot learn a fucking lesson by being told in any way. Like I have to learn the lesson by doing and living and falling and getting up, you know?

So day one, we get on the plane and the thing is as well it's all like environment like everyone else has been drinking for the past six months so they're partying per protocol you know and I just hopped right in there like nothing happened yeah and I definitely got wasted and like it was fun but then I you know I noticed myself just kind of immediately like how easy it is to like be the same bitch like these last six months never happened and I woke up the next day and that just like scared the fuck out of me in the best way where I was like whoa so when did I get to talk to you day one oh okay yeah that's good news yeah and like yeah um she got some base times from tina i did and i was already spiraling so bad i go what's

going on i don't know like granted it is fun to get fucking hammered but like i don't know i just woke up and it was scary and like i just didn't want to feel like that again. And then the rest of the trip, I just kind of, you know, drank like normally, I guess. Okay. Well, that is good. However, oh my God, I am no longer cut out for the way that you feel the next day. Like, I think after going that long, not feeling how that you feel the next day and the recovery and all of it I was like oh wow and I think it's especially after not feeling it for six months like me thinking I could drink and then have a hangover even like I used to like no it was 10 times worse because you

haven't been hungover in six months yeah and like you're comparing and contrasting like your healthy like perfect body that you've just been treating so well and now all of a sudden it's like oh my god it's the worst feeling I'm like obviously there's an argument where it's like I had so much fucking fun I would love to do that occasionally and maybe I will like drink and be hungover and be in my 20s and whatever but at the same time like we got home last week and like it took me 48 hours of sleep to recover anxiety through the fucking roof like just felt like absolute complete and utter shit like the jet ride home was like all of our jet rides home where i'm like face down on the floor asleep hungover dying and it was just

like sober me would be it almost helps though that you feel like so horrible because it's like it's not even like just like a oh i do horrible things when I'm drunk thing it's like I literally I am out for days and I think after how long I spent not feeling like that feeling like that again I was like like it really is eye-opening when you spend that long not feeling like that to feel like that again it's like wait whoa I don't want to feel like this and I feel like I don't know I just came home and like these past like five or six days it's just like I had to sleep so much like granted everyone who went on the trip did that's what happened everyone slept for like 48 hours but like I don't know if I would last through a birthday trip again because I've never I haven't drank like two days in a row in a really long time yeah like what am I talking about

what am I even talking sometimes I just just say shit. Me. Yeah. Like I know damn well you have. Well, I haven't been drinking since we've been home from tour, but like on tour, I drink every day. I think just, but like this last week I've been drunk every day. And even just like all this stuff we're like working on and shit, like just tour and life and like getting home and then everyone needing everything from me again and having all this work to do and trying to like crawl through it and like not firing at 100 fucking like cylinders or whatever the phrase is.

I don't know either. That honestly went right over my head. At all. It kind of just like as much as I had a great fucking time and I do think there will be moments again where I want to have a great fucking time. Like I still haven't decided if I want to drink maybe on the 4th of July, but it's so close to right now that I'm like, oh no, like I want to have a great fucking time. Like, I still haven't decided if I want to drink maybe on the 4th of July, but it's so close to right now that I'm like, oh, no, like, I want to space them out. And, like, we went to dinner the other night, and I had some drinks, and, like, that was nice to have, like, two drinks and go home and, you know, go to bed.

Yeah, that's what, like, I guess, like, a normal person does. Yeah. But sometimes I struggle with that, and I know that This is like wrong also but sometimes I'm like if you're drinking to not get Drunk what's the point mm-hmm because It's like then it's like you're putting This like literal poison in your body Which I do all the time but like with

What intent I think that I was more Afraid of moderation and maybe this is a Statement that I in three months could Take back you know what I mean that I was more afraid of moderation and maybe this is a statement that I in three months could take back you know what I mean but I was more afraid of moderation before I went and like drank like now I'm kind of like okay I could go to dinner and have three drinks and go home and go to bed and that is okay I think I think I can do that we'll see yeah but at the same time I'm so scared of falling back into so many old patterns and like then how many days a week are you doing that and then it's like yeah I see what you're saying I think you did it maybe take a second take a beat and reassess the situation

in a couple weeks and it's just like I don't like at least six days a week I want to wake up on 100 that's the number one thing in my mind. I feel like I have too much in life right now to lose or to half ass or to not focus on or to whatever that it's like as much as I do love this thing and have so much fun in the moment. I don't know how much it's worth everything that comes with it still. And I'm just going to do my best to stay as far the fuck away from it as I can, because is the goal. To like now and again occasionally get to have fun but like be on 10 the rest of the time. And yeah, I don't know. I think the birthday trip looking,

I say this now looking back, would have also been fun sober. But had I just been sober, I would have wanted it so bad. Yeah, and I think you would have like, it's kind of one of those things where you would have the whole time been like, well, that would have been so much more fun

if I were drunk. Mm hmm. Even if it weren't true. 100%. And it's like, I don't know. Yeah, I just I remember the pros and the cons now. Like they are they are all very present to me. And I just like.

I have to really focus on what I want out of life. And well, I'm proud of you for not taking it too far. You didn't injure yourself or anyone else that I know of I didn't nobody fought on your birthday trip you know it was genuinely no drama like all very very very fun which was nice to have it felt a little older like we just even we went out to like El Squid Row and Cabo and shit I was like get me the fuck out of here no amount of alcohol can like do this to me anymore. Like I'm 26. I have to go home.

Yeah. I think, you know, that's what I'm learning. I think about myself is that I don't like to be, I still like to drink, but I don't like to be around a lot of people at once. Like the yelling over the music and all of that. Yeah. It's just like awful. And I think now I also, I'm just like in this stage where I'm debating on moderation and dabbling

with it. I have to be very careful of my environment. Like I know right now I have to go to Vegas for Isabella's birthday and I have the 4th of July with everyone who's fucking insane. And I have to like just really be aware of like if I'm going to have some drinks on the 4th of July, it's like three beers and I'm counting and I'm done and like I'm done so that I can, you know what I mean? Because I think that I'm just still

very very present with the fact that it's such a fucking fine line to like fall back into a slope and it's you how you do have to be very calculated or you will get fucked swept away thing like who I was before this sobriety journey could still be unlocked if I like go too crazy and like I don't ever want her back yeah and I know that for the best but I loved her too I like her more I think she was fun and I saw a glimpse of her and I'm afraid of her you know like I just yeah I just have to be really fucking careful and I don't know I like my my biggest takeaways are, even though I had a lot of fun on the trip, like more than ever, I'm so aware of the fact that alcohol is fucking poison and it's like a

slippery fucking slope. And it's yeah. Like we just have too much to lose. I still like, I still would never trust myself to tour fucked up. And like, we have this whole tour, like in the fall and shit.

I have such a goal on this next tour to be able to do it. Like, not that I like, I don't feel like I have to be sober, but I think it's really scary that I feel like I can't even goal on this next tour to be able to do it like not that I like I don't feel like I have to be sober but I think it's really scary that I feel like I can't even go on stage sober I've just even realized like moderate alcohol like the way it like affects who I am days later is what's crazy like even today it's been like days since the trip or days since I've had a drink and I'm just slower and I'm More anxious and my do you think any of

That is like a little bit of like a Placebo situation where it's like you Know that like you've done it no like I Genuinely feel like like sit like it Hurts to like turn my wheels as much and Like oh like even I've been trying to Edit this fucking episode of us and Trisha paid us for like 48 hours.

And it's like the fast talking and shit. Sorry about that, y'all. Like I'm just too slow. And it's like I can't do that. Like I want everything to be amazing. And I don't know. I get it. Yeah.

But I had a great fucking time. I'm happy you had a good time. I'm really, really sad I wasn't there. I was really going to try and make it. But like you said, I was already like kind of pushing it. I think we'll take some amazing trips for the rest of this summer to make up for it. And Brookie did get me the most beautiful birthday gift. And we had a sweet dinner the other night.

And it was so cute. She got me a gold Cartier band to match my white gold Cartier band. First of all, which is so cool. I open up the Cartier box and I'm like, first of all, return it, bitch. Like that is so expensive. She bought me a car. I'm like, first of all, returning bitch like that is she bought me a car. Oh, come on, diva. Like, it's just first of all, I have nice every dollar I have literally because of you. But it's so, so fucking nice. I'm looking at it and I'm like, there's a catch here, right? Of course. Flip the bracelet, engraved in the Cartier font.

Like, I'm just imagining this worker at Cartier putting in there two weeks after you left, Jorts McGee. It was so funny. Mina, she had me spell it out on a piece of paper. And I thought it was like, it was actually like kind of a hard process because I was like, McGee, like as an actual last name, you would capitalize the G, but it just didn't look right in the font so i just i left it as is and even that decision is like a thousand dollar decision yeah well it's

just crazy to like it's hilarious you're putting george but i'm like but i it almost felt like it would be unnatural for me to give you that gift without something like like a lahooty something about it it'd be too like sentimental like you know like some friends don't hug yes that's like the vibes like i feel like if i gave you that you would have been like like thanks like that's so sweet but like what you know what i mean like like we're silly goofy with how we do it and had i had more time with the bronco i would have put some crazy shit on the seats or something i would have loved i still like oh my gosh i was just driving down the street on the way here and a little boy There were two little boys

On scooters And their dad And I like had them Cross the street One of the little boys Like looked back And like he like Loved the Bronco

And I literally Almost started sobbing Because it's like Yeah You know how like Little boys love like trucks Well I just want you To know that I love my present

As much as you love your Bronco I'm happy you love it And I'll wear it every day Which I think is really thoughtful I think it's cute And we're mixing metals These days We are mixing metals these days We are mixing metals lately

I wore my big watch today For the indoctrination of Clinton Kane Yeah I know indoctrination is the wrong word too I'm like Siri what the fuck does indoctrination mean Like what does it actually mean before I keep saying it I've been saying it all day I've been making shit up

Especially because I've just been like I don't even know what My brain is firing differently lately the process of teaching a person or group to accept a set of beliefs sounds right i have no idea what you said uncritically like hey accept that his mom is like for sure alive wait we can't even go there yet because we're doing things in chronological order okay if it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get a pro at Tread Experts. Conquer rugged terrain with on-road comfort.

Until June 15th, receive up to $60 on a prepaid MasterCard when you purchase Kumo RoadVenture AT52 tires. Find a Kumo Tumo tread experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca locations so what happened after the birthday trip was alex and cober's wedding do we do we don't see this is like a situation where like us having a patreon would like really come into play it would because it's like oh my god i wish this was behind a paintball because i've never had so many thoughts you guys we are really seriously debating on making a patreon like we're this close to firing essentially so that shit gets clipped less like for all the stuff that we like want to cut that's too like or like that's a

little iffy because like sometimes i do i mean you guys know like i i there are certain things that i don't want to talk about for fear of like ruining lives and relationships but patreon you can't clip shit right can you i think it's less clippable And it's like For It's for the people It's for the viewers Without maybe malintent Like maybe just the girlies Who want to know

You know I don't know It's also like I would use a Patreon For the fact that like Right now I want to interview The Hawk Tua girl But like

You know You know I just learned about her That's not the side of internet Or the internet I'm on People It's so funny Because I think what she said Was funny

Of course I do Like main demographic And people are so mean I think it's funny Oh are the people being mean I think The boys love it That's true

I've only heard about it from boys And they're like How do you not know what this is It is kind of like The new Gluck Gluck It is The Hawk Tua Hawk Tua

She came out for Zach Bryan The other night I'm like honestly I want to be her so bad That's so funny That's so fucking funny Bringing her out for a revival I saw someone make a TikTok

And be like I worked hard for Wait I decided not to say that Their career And someone said Hawk Tua No well she was like She worked hard to

Like make the money To buy her Zach Bryan tickets And then she saw The Hawk Tua girl But I'm like you know what She's just having fun too. Yeah. God forbid she Hawk Tua's.

And not every revival can be sexy red. You know what I mean? Yeah. Not every, you know. I know. And I almost think that's like what's fun about it.

It's like what, that makes no sense. It's hilarious. Not every episode can be the Marianne episode. Yeah. You know. I can't believe that,

I was going to say indoctrination again. was gonna say indoctrination again that your first indoctrination of clinton kane was in the same episode as the marianne like i know we you're jumping the gun a bit because no i'm just i'm just saying duality of woman i know it's crazy because i've been re-watching those clips or that clip like that particular clip me talking about it crying like it's like such a so much so many theatrics okay not theatrics but like it was like really a time yeah i'm watching it and i'm looking at my outfit i'm like is that the same episode as she ate but i couldn't like and i had a fuck-ass bob no way i had a fuck-ass bob and every single

one of my every single one of my friends were like that's cute and the choppiness like on some real lord farquad shit i'm shooting up heroin today well what was crazy about it was it was a bob but it wasn't all your real hair at all it was like she had chopped your extensions which is like hilarious wait and there's like 50 packs like you can't like just chop it Okay Alex and Cobra Got married And congratulations It appeared to be A beautiful ceremony

I am so happy for them They are one of my Favorite internet couples Couples Just ever Like they're So sweet And their love

For each other And their story Is just unmatched Like they've been With each other Through absolutely Everything And you know what I mean like her living them living in a

Car together forever his parents passing Away actually and them you know I do Have a special place in my heart for Alex Warren because he really went Through all of that and he was actually A close friend of Clinton Cain I talked About that on Zach saying like that that Was the moment we'll get to him to

Everything turned you you know. Oh, my God. I can't wait. There was a little bit of conversation around Alex and Cobra's wedding that did not have to do with Alex and Cobra at all. Mama. So obviously, if you guys don't, I mean, live under a rock, you've seen how viral Lila Gibney went at this wedding.

OK. I'm curious to know because you and I actually haven't talked about this at all god i wish we had a patreon i'm serious like it's hurting me right now alex calls me after the wedding and i was so happy to talk to him and like so sad that i missed everything because i love them so much and i really wanted to go but it just flew on the day that we were leaving to cabo or we were flat it fell on the day where we were flying to caboo or we were flat it fell on the day where we were flying to Cabo I just couldn't end up going and I really wanted to be there so he called me to give me like the whole rundown which was really sweet and oh he gave me the whole rundown yeah diva diva diva here's my thing about it I take issue with the fact that Alex and Cover's wedding

was made about not Alex and and cover okay and that's not even i don't that's not to say like lila did it i'm saying like the internet took that and ran with it so far whether it was wrong or right i mean it's it's obvious i would be so sad that that was i would be so frustrated as like a bride if that had happened at my wedding and whatever but i would be way way more frustrated that that was the entire narrative At my wedding And whatever But I would be Way way more frustrated That That was the entire Narrative around my wedding And it had nothing

To do with me But it's so shocking Like as a consumer I get it For sure As the internet And I'm so like that I love like

You know You know You get engulfed In the drama and stuff But it's like It's also like Okay Some bitch was in the aisle

Before the bride Pretend she wasn't there. Like recenter the narrative back to like their beautiful love and their beautiful wedding. Right. Obviously. Yeah. I mean, I think it's a hard line to when you're in like 80 percent of your guests or influencers. But at the same time, everyone followed the rules and the signs.

And they did show me how to read. Like, yeah. Like there were signs everywhere. It's hard to read a sign If you are not on time And cannot read It was just so many things Are just so Like the bouquet

You know what I mean Like I just The bouquet I kind of get Because like I'm competitive Like I might catch a bouquet I was at a wedding Last year I want to catch a bouquet

Like please I was at a wedding last year To a pretty close friend of mine And someone I actually came with Ended up fighting the, one of the girls in the bridal party for the bouquet. And I remember, and like,

she was like, let go. And it was like this whole thing. And I remember watching it. I was like the gall and the wherewithal to like do that, like to take the bouquet from her friends. Like it was so crazy to see what's crazy. It's like,

well, I guess like a wedding etiquette is so interesting because like some you just know it or you don't but it's like kind of an unspoken rule that you like the people who are gonna catch the bouquet are like people in serious relationships or like who like should catch the i think it's people who are close to the bride and groom yeah like well that's what i'm saying like people who should who it would make sense who it like it's cute in the video and stuff like and I don't Mean the cap cut or the tick tock

I mean the wedding video the thing is Is like I think etiquette Wise like if I were there I would be volleyball Balling it to like Tabitha you know What I mean like I would like I would want it to be like for the Greater good of the I get that I will say I did see

Like some other influencers who were at the wedding like posting and like shading the situation a lot. And I didn't like that either. I felt like that was kind of distasteful because it's like, again, bring it back to what really matters, Alex and Cover. Yeah, but I think they're livid. You do? Yeah. I don't think that Cover's ever been Livid before I think that it's Really rare for cover

To Respond or feed Into anything And she was Commenting Well she We what we know About cover is that

She cared the most In life about her Wedding and getting Married So like I could see How she could be Like very angry You know what I mean

I think it's a very Unfortunate case of Someone having not Been taught basic Life life skills Etiquette Or not caring I mean I think it's a very Unfortunate case of someone Having not been taught Basic life skills etiquette Or not caring I mean this is the same I love

The veil just The veil takes it to me To like a new Like you had to have known In that moment Of the veil Like this I'm in Cover's quarters

And Cover's not here Cover was eating I guess I just hope In those situations That it's like An ignorance thing And not like

A deliberate Like Disrespect Yeah You know what I mean Like I just hope That it's like Oh light hearted

Like oh we didn't Even think anything of it Because if it isn't that Then it's like What the fuck is wrong With you This is a wedding You know what really

Like gets me too Is I am such a firm believer and I say this as more grown me you know obviously you can look at my internet history no I haven't always been this way but that when you do something wrong especially like that and from a PR standpoint as well that the best case scenario is to just be like my bad like I thought this was an influencer fucking wedding so I vlogged the whole fucking thing and posted it like I kind of thought all bets were off when it came to a lot of etiquette because there were a bunch of influencers there and maybe we were all drunk and whatever and like my bad the way she apologized for it I think goes down for them like that is my main reason why her and I are not friends because that's how I felt

like every apology to me was where I was like you're gaslighting the shit out of me and this isn't working i wish that people understood the way i show love is through sharing my experiences first of all that's like when noah centineo was like don't do what you do with what you do just do what you've done with it like what are you saying but i should get what he was trying to say honestly and like but it's just funny like like writing it all off is like vlogging is one of my love languages it's my passion and you guys are shaming me for my art like it's not physical touch it's not words of affirmation it's it's vlogging just say you're sorry like cap cut is her love language like we know that about her but that's where That's actually kind of true

Okay wait That really is kind of Her love language Well the thing about her is I know she would pussy stunt At my funeral And that's just something That I know

So that's like I would just have to Take that into account When I'm sending out My e-vites From the coffin You know what I mean though Okay you hit the nail

On the head there Like she has never She literally has vlogged herself Doing an enema Like she will vlog anything And that's just That is what she does And you have to know that

And like yeah it was wrong For sure it was wrong And it was so disrespectful And horrible honestly But it was so on brand Yeah you know what Honestly I will say Now that I'm talking this out with you, I'm kind of coming to more conclusions as I'm thinking about it.

You have to factor in when you're sending the invite. Like, what is this person going to do? And maybe make sure, like, I mean, I'm not blaming Alex and Cover, but it's like, it has to be like so. And like, I would vlog myself doing an enema. You know what I mean? I had a fucking wedding and vlogged it's like it has to be like so and like I would vlog myself doing an enema you know what I mean I had a fucking wedding and vlogged it right you know it's like I I understand that I think it to me with the vlog it was just the night of of it all like had that had her vlog well I mean from a business standpoint the first to upload gets the views I'm like I get where she

was coming from I think but that's where it's like well this is what I think this the views I'm like I get where she was Coming from I think But that's where it's like Well this is what I think This is why I'm like I have a little bit Of a problem with All the shade From the other influencers

I think that there are Certain influencers Who did the same shit And they were just so lucky That they weren't The first to post it Because had they been They would be the ones

Getting dragged I think people have Vlogged themselves Attending weddings Forever Like I just I think Obviously I'mged themselves attending weddings forever. Like I just I think obviously I'm not saying film like their whole vows and put it in there. But like there's a world where like I would attend a wedding and be like vlogging before vlogging my outfit. Maybe like in the bathroom with a friend, maybe like a clip.

I think that like we're just in like this weird community of people where like you got married and it was like that was the thing to vlog the wedding and like maybe that's the vibe she kind of thought it was. But like these are two people who are like genuinely have been together for fucking X amount of years and there's MTV is not there. Yeah, I think like a mini baby vlog that was posted like way after their stuff would have probably gone over completely fine. For sure. You know what I mean? But like we shame her for being efficient. was posted like way after their stuff would have probably gone over completely fine for sure you

know what i mean but like we shame her for being efficient like she was she got on her zoom dude seriously here's what i will say i wore a white dress to her sister's wedding did you say she wore a white dress to her sister's wedding yeah do you not remember that whole scandal i'm just saying like it's kind of just like it's really it just is on brand. I think she just didn't learn some of those things. And that's just what you have to accept. Today, someone I was with said that Lila's punishment should be deleting all of her social media and moving back to Iowa. OK.

And I said, I hope she never does that. OK, because even if for these clear reasons, I cannot have her in my life. It's always a great show. It is. But I don't know. I'm I'm like, I hate I hate when somebody gets me out like immediately after just completely canceling someone. OK, split. Me after like immediately after just Completely canceling someone Um Okay split well I don't I mean You know like I don't know

With that amount of people coming at you it's Just it is like you said the The normal person thing to do whether You mean it or not it's just like a wholehearted Like actual apology and she didn't do it Right I yeah I think I think it That like would save her from so Much if she could just I just think she has a lot of things that she's not working And she didn't do it right. Yeah. I think. I think it. That like. Would save her from so much.

If she could just. I just think she has a lot of things. That she's not working through. And I think. This isn't going to help. I think. Everything would save her. I think she would still be in.

Everyone's lives. I think like. Just so many things. If she could just. Genuinely. Take accountability. Take accountability. And grow.

Like. It's just like. You know what I mean. Like. Same shit. Different day. And it's like. It just gets harder to watch yeah it's hard i i have especially as someone who had so much love for her for so long yeah well that's what i'm saying i still do have so much love for her she's like truthfully like it's so crazy because i like i obviously know what the narrative is about her online but like she's in my life been one of the best friends

that i've ever had Like truly And I like I have my reasons For not being friends With her now But it is sad To me to see her Get like bullied

That badly I just wish she would See it for what it is But she doesn't It's like she like Throws the defense mechanism up And like she just gets So defensive

That it's like She's just Foot in mouth And just to have Only people around you Who are like Yes queen slay. Your sparkle is so slay.

Like she, you know what I mean? Yeah. Some enablers. Like, yeah. But it's just also like dystopian too. It's like this influencer wedding and people vlogged it. And now this whole like, it's just like, oh my God. Like Alex and Cobra's wedding.

Even all of that aside, like I don't think that ruined the wedding. It looked so beautiful. Like I can't speak for Alex and Cobra. I'm sure they wish that aside, like I don't think that ruined the wedding. It looked so beautiful. Like I can't speak for Alex and Cobra. I'm sure they wish that didn't happen. But I'm just saying like it just like, yeah, their vows are beautiful. Cobra looks beautiful. Like when I think of their wedding, I don't think of the scandal of it all first. Like I do think of like their beautiful wedding, you know.

I don't know. Chronologically, what happens next? Oh, I just hope you know that you're I don't think you're going chronological at all because I was on my birthday trip watching your resitisa series well you left for your birthday trip I'm thinking I don't know I was having okay we witnessed in real time first a depressive episode from Brooke Schofield and then a manic episode from brooks gofield both of i i mean both of which were pretty embarrassing i don't think so i love are we there yet when you're manic and it's not on me it is my favorite thing in the world okay well you called me tina called me when i was having my depressive episode i was already hysterical and in in like literally Just sobbing my eyes out and I was like on

TikTok like please don't hate me And you called me and you were like And you Were mad at me And I don't know why But then that was immediately followed By a TikTok That was immediately Followed by A TikTok That was posted

By my ex-boyfriend Okay Oh so we are doing this Are we there yet? Let me check my topics I feel very lucky That we have like The absolute

Best fans In the entire world And every single day On my For You page I see something That is ever so Literally for me It is a sweet fan

Talking about Something sweet In relation to One of us Today I saw a girl Jumping off a cliff see something that is ever so literally for me it is a sweet fan talking about something sweet in relation to one of us today i saw a girl jumping off a cliff because you commented on her tiktok she said i will no dead ass like she was like bungee jumping she was like i will never feel the way i felt when brooke commented on my tiktok so now i'm bungee jumping off this cliff or something and i was like so cute but also like be safe like and it's always sweet shit and i come across this tiktok that's like a selfie of a girl it's a two photo swipe and it's like maturing is realizing as it's like a photo of a girl with like duck lips and her fucking tits out right it's like

maturing is realizing and then it swipes to you and me and it's like that these are just mean girls or something right oh and i'm like reading the comments i'm in this whole fucking spiral and i'm sitting here and i'm like i'm really trying to think to myself like are we fucking mean girls and it's like i hate that that label is so thank you aaron says no but i was like i'm really thinking about it i'm like no i think that label is so fucking loosely thrown around for like when a woman is enraged or when a woman is pissed off or whatever like at the end of the day like on our podcast if we're being mean like this was right after the tessa brooks thing and it was in relation to that because it was the thumbnail of that podcast as

well and i get mad because i'm like dude like page was just standing up for herself in a situation where like she was wronged and like usually like if you and i are being mean on this podcast it is like with warrant right like it's not like i'm just like let me bully the fuck out of some girl like no that's mean girl behavior right right and i'm so fucking upset i'm like debating commenting back i like write out a whole thing i'm like what the fuck i click on their username trashy tana trash can tana and broke bro. And they have an entire TikTok page dedicated to viscerally hating us. Like there was one swipe.

And they all start with a selfie of a blonde girl. Beautiful blonde girl. They also did one that says like, maturing is realizing that these girls had to pay tens of thousands of dollars and they still look like this. And it swipes to like a photo of me and you at the meet and greet.

Violation. Not looking our best, to be honest be honest listen i'm not saying i like always look as gorgeous as my kiss to silk to slay boots mama instagram posts but like i also don't look like that meet and greet lighting in ohio when i haven't slept in three weeks okay and you know what i that's that was like exactly kind of what i was referring to in the beginning of the episode but it's like it's like they use it against you. Like I told you that I paid money to look like this. And now you're throwing it back in my face. Like I could have Madison Beard y'all.

I think she hasn't had anything done. We could talk about the presidential debate for two seconds. Oh, it was hilarious. I mean, it's not hilarious because like the future of our country is at risk. But it was the craziest thing when i started talking golf i almost lost it first of all i want to do that with you oh my god that's really funny if for something like we have a presidential debate oh my god oh my god okay that's one of my ideas like hawaii podcast i'll stash it we'll do it at some point um but like

what do we do just like go to bat on like all kinds of different topics that like are we're divided on Oh my god we're doing it within the next few weeks Like George's Gate Yes Clog Gate But even just like Stance on

Anything Right Like Erewhon smoothies Like I just I would absolutely love to do that You're so such a visionary It is just crazy Someone said Someone said

Someone said give them both a panera charged lemonade and whoever still standing should be the president i just threw my head back and i just got neck botox and i literally couldn't even lift it back up it was like literally six months ago all over again it would be crazy or even just an adderall for joe and then it like a part of me Feels really sad because i feel like Especially joe like i just feel like he Needs to go be with his kids and he Needs to just go to a retirement home or Something somewhere yeah no we well we

Don't you don't want to be in a Retirement home but like a nice one and Like coral gables i agree i i saw a TikTok about that and it like really Hit it on the head for me. Where she was like honestly. Just as like an empathetic person. It's hard to watch. Because it's like you imagine like.

My grandpa's his age. And like it's. I just think about him being like. In a position of like stress like that. And just. It is. Like he needs to be somewhere like. I definitely.

Relaxing. With no responsibilities. 100%. And listen. I know Nobody's Tana Mongeau needs to have some Political claims but I'm just throwing This one out there okay if there's a

Minimum age for president there could be A maximum one yeah what like cat people Driving but like not for presidents like That's kind of crazy yeah it was just Like my grandpa tells me too because Like he is the same age as. Like. He's that age.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And he's like. I'm losing. He's like. I would never trust myself. In that position. Because he's like.

The way I feel. I think it's just slower. Than it used to be. Like. Yeah. Like it's just. Oh. That's so sad.

I know. It's just like. It was so insane to watch. Like. I felt like. I was watching something. On like. Netflix. And had to keep like. Sna so insane to watch. Like I felt like I was watching something on like Netflix and had to keep like snapping out of it. Like and being like, what the fuck? Yeah.

Well, I was like I was watching him. One of my boyfriends were cracking up laughing. But then it's like, wait, this is serious. Like, yeah. And I saw God, I watched clips of Obama, like their their debate. And it was like so professional and just very like respectful this is our country and like yeah like you know someone tries to call like a girl gets on the mic and she's like yeah Obama's just an Arab like just starts going crazy and he snatches it back

and he's like no he's my respectable opponent we just have differing of like differing views it's crazy how much has changed like and it's just like it really genuinely wasn't trump's like i've never fucked a porn star yeah it's so wild it was just like very sad to watch joe on his like barred out shit and then trump be like we're gonna put a drone on the moon like you know what i mean like it's just like good boy that was huge china huge you're good there's something there i just really do like when donald trump says china like that was huge china huge you're good there's something there i just really do like when donald trump says china like that was the highlight of me watching the debate that donald trump is one of my favorite comics ever ever such a funny guy it just i it i do not i just condone his behavior in any way shape or form but god that guy makes me laugh I just think we should like get somebody new on the remix I want Obama back I was so bad such a

hottie or Michelle she'd be so Kim K at this point I think we're she's my president okay what do you think her take is on golf what do you think her swing is like that's so you know what i mean that yeah like they were really fighting about golf what do you mean it's really horrible but worse than that is like us too having an opinion not that we shouldn't have an opinion everyone should have an opinion but like we shouldn't this is what i know okay if there were just a real presidential debate like obama's we would not have an opinion. Right.

And yeah, this is actually this is actually like right up our alley. Yeah. Like and that's why it's not OK. Despicable displays of ego. So bad. Oh, my God. Oof. I think we need to get Clinton Kane on the mic for a debate.

How was that segue? Works for me. Honestly, someone photoshopped mine and his faces on to the candidates. It's like, da, da, da, da, da, da. You would annihilate him. You are so good at what you do. I just want to say before you even actually get into any timeline of events, six months ago, I was like, Brooke, I would do anything. I will give you my money to do a risa tisa like the second i watched risa tisa's 50 part series like my only thought was like i want

this from brooke here's the thing i didn't think anyone gave a fuck because i knew it i've been kind of talking about it and like bread crumbing it on on this podcast forever and obviously like people knew or like at least there was like speculation because of like what's been said online that he was a liar he faked the death of his family yada yada and i like i always say it i've said it on every podcast and stuff but it never picked up and i was like damn i guess people like really don't care like i thought they were gonna not that i wanted it to like pick up but when i found out about it it felt like the biggest story in the world to me so I like I was saying to Makoa the other day like it's the craziest thing I've ever witnessed happen in real time to any of my friends like relationship wise ever yeah and that's like

saying so much yeah and living through it was the most fucking traumatic thing ever to me it was the biggest like most horrible thing that ever happened to me so it felt like one of those things where it was like what do you mean you guys don't think this is a big deal yeah and even like with the matt rife shit i remember always saying like why not like why do people care about this more than clinton granted people care about matt rife more than clinton like for sure you know but I Both look like They could eat Some sheet metal For real That's what I want

Fuck a debate I want Clinton Kane And Matt Rife Gnawing through Sheet metal Like a rat race Wait isn't it Kind of crazy

Like that Like that Like what a Specific thing For people Like somebody To be like Described as

Like a sheet metal Chewer And I hit two of them But maybe that's like just your type I don't know But it would take two separate reasons Like one of them was the teeth One of them was the jaw

Yeah Yeah Matt looks like he like built up the muscle Clinton looks like he could like really do some damage And Verona style Here's the thing I'm never going for looks first

I think it's low-hanging fruit whatever but i i do believe in the all bets are off of it all once you do so much like your looks are now you know i felt that listen to me i have never given a fuck about what someone looks like obviously okay i do not care i actually like that's hard to get a clear view of him with all the shaking this is gonna be so hard for me to not just be so silly i'm trying to be serious okay sorry that's the only part about this like element i mean not that i like love that this is happening but like that that is like my least favorite thing about this is like all the videos about how ugly he is because it's like there are so many other things To say about him Like there are so many

More horrible things It's like if no one's Going to send you to jail Like that seems like An okay start To your punishment Okay If you're going to be

A free man Yeah but it's like All of that And like the videos Are about like What he looks like You know what I mean It's like you did

Like there are so many More important factors To consider in the story And I really like I dated him on purpose. And I like literally, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, why am I going to talk about how ugly he is? You don't have to.

But they are. I will. It started because obviously he made the video where he said, and I quote, when you've been over the relationship for two years and she will not stop yapping about it. Even good for you for not like because I know that there are probably moments where you wanted to maybe take it too fucking far. Because it's like if I saw that it's like you're poking the bear. And it's like you did all this fucked up shit to this woman and multiple other women. And would have continued doing it for the rest of your life getting away with it. And you gonna like taunt her well not only that but like yeah well that's what i'm saying

it just set me the fuck off honest to god because there is like obviously i've talked about it i've talked about it on canceled i've talked about it or talked about it on other podcasts but i've only really ever said what was already known thanks to the Zach Sang podcast. Okay. With you. You know what I mean? He said parents are alive. He's not Australian.

So I said parents are alive. He's not Australian. I never really went so far as to talk about like all like the other elements of the story until now. But that's the joke is like, what do you Mean she can't stop yapping about it You are so lucky that I waited until This I gave you all this time and even Say something yourself or come clean or Fix it somehow some way and you are

Gonna make everybody think that I'm Crazy and I'm obsessive and I'm like Trying to destroy your career and like You're dying on the hill that they're Alive like you know what I mean it's Like dead dead dead sorry sorry so You're dying On the hill That they're alive Like you know what I mean It's like No dead Dead

Dead Sorry sorry sorry You're dying on the hill That they're dead The only person dead Is him on that hill Right Like it's like

You're lying Continue I was just fed up And honestly Like I was already In like a highly emotional Situation And you know what

I made a little bit Of a series I made 14 videos All I'm gonna say Is if that happened to any quote-unquote yapping bitch in their right mind,

I'm not shutting up about it ever. I'm not shutting up about it until, what do you mean she won't stop yapping about it? It would be more concerning if she didn't yap about it.

Well, let me give you a little bit of unfortunate backstory, okay? Yeah, Brooke. I know this is like really embarrassing for me. When i was still in the midst of my breakup or whatever i was trying so hard to help him out of that situation help him either a cover it up or b tell the truth which i mean obviously i would prefer for him to tell the

truth but i was like i was terrified of it ruining ruining his career and i was so afraid of it coming out like so to of it coming out. Like, so to make it like, oh, she's telling the world and stuff like that. No, you told the world. It's been two years and he's had two years since all of that happened, since I initially found out for him to find some way to fix this situation, like that he's put himself in. You know what I mean?

And I gave him so many options. I'm like, listen, like you can say this, like mental health alone. Like that's enough of an excuse. Like I mean, people are understanding about that in this day and age. Like you can say, like, listen to me. Like I have a compulsive lying disorder. Yeah. Or like, you know, I didn't have a good relationship with my parents and stuff.

And it doesn't make it better. But it's like, just be honest. Like it's he's just doubled down and doubled down and dug himself into this hole of lies and made it so much worse that I just got so frustrated with the situation because I'm like, you just will. It will never end. You do not care and you have no remorse and you do not care about how many people you're hurting along the way, like in the process. Eight months or a year after it happened, Clinton came out and he was like, I'm going to say something to make this all better. Right. say something to make this all better right and then he comes online on his instagram and he posts

him writing on a fucking napkin that it wasn't his mom that he killed off it was his mother figure who truly died like like it was laughable it like which was all just still more lies like none of that's true like you're so frustrating as an like as somebody who was in it because it was like i was so excited for him to just finally like because i want i don't i want not i don't want the best for him i was about to lie but like i wanted him to like stop be able to move forward from that situation and still like continue with his career and like have it be like not such a huge thing but like oh my god when i read that i was like this stupid fucking idiot and all of it was i know more lies it was just a bunch of malarkey it was literally more lies and

now you're adding on a new side character and you had a mother character unlocked and i knew it wasn't obviously a real thing because i knew her name like he would tell me her name and he would tell me such like explicit detail the details of how she died which would change all the time by the way my bad for not noticing um i also just want to highlight the fact again like i can't say this enough like you having a platform and talking about this and stopping that man from the damage that he was doing to women and to women and people in his life is an anomaly like in most case scenarios he would have gone on to date a bunch of other girls and continued emotionally abusing them and all emotionally abusing everyone in his life with these lies forever like you know but it was such a like it was such a like trauma bond situation because it was like first of all

a narcissistic individual. He's like a textbook narcissist, worst kind of person you could possibly be in a relationship with. And then you have me who is somebody with a personality disorder. Literally a perfect matchup for somebody like that. OK, because I'm like someone who can't be abandoned. And like that's like my number one trigger. And it makes me fucking insane and so emotional and whatever. So I am so like just I'm just like it's a trauma bond i'm like yeah i just

like his dream victim i thought my life was fucking like literally over after this situation and so i would have done anything for him like even at long after and so he was lucky it was me until he wasn't lucky anymore because i'm not in love with him anymore i have no fucking like instinct to protect him at all so you're gonna make a tick talk about me i'm gonna make a 14 part series and i'm gonna ruin your life i don't know if all the details will ever come out but like obviously you similar to the matt rife situation kind of have found a support group in other women who have been abused by clinton and's some shit that he has did to these other girls that like blows my mind yeah like some real documentary like abusive fucking shit right where it's like you would have

kept doing that to people no of course 100% I like constantly I'm getting people still messaging me now and being like oh my god like I just went through this with him and he told me this this and this about you and it's always that I am so psychotic and he only dated me for three months and I like you were he was out to get him and he has a restraining order against me and he's had to call the police on me multiple times and all of his friends non-existent friends by the way how could you possibly keep a friend if you are somebody who is like this um are afraid of me and like whatever it is and i'm like like of course but it's like he's brainwashing these girls and the same way he was able to do to me it's like you isolate them and they have nobody like at least i didn't in my relationship i had nobody around me to like

fucking talk some sense into me like i just believed every single thing that he said and i was so like infatuated by him and the situation and the love bombing and whatever it is that i like i just girl i was lost the brainwashing of other people is like where it becomes so psychotic like if he was just like yelling my mom died at a wall and like made it whatever it's like that's okay so yeah so i'm sorry to cut you off but that to me is like why it's so frustrating because it's like you can say like whatever you want you can write out whatever you want on a stupid fucking piece of paper to explain like whatever you've said online okay but the fact that like you were weaponizing it in my relationship and all your other relationships so like to the point where it was like i was in trouble for eating if you

couldn't eat because you were grieving i was in trouble for eating if you couldn't eat because you were grieving i was in trouble for sleeping this wasn't my story this is mia's um yeah i'm you know i'm in trouble for not looking at him because it reminds him of his mom like i was in trouble for everything trouble for everything all the time because of what he was going through and it wasn't even he it wasn't even. He. It wasn't even fucking real. Like you just have every right to talk about it. And him like saying like won't stop yapping is so wild. Just so reckless on his part.

I have to know what he's thinking. Because it's like you know he just was like. Ah this will be funny. And it is not funny anymore. And then his statement to Rolling Stone. Oh kick rocks. His statement was. Someone needs to well it

The truth it's written as though it came From a representative of Clinton Kane But first of all it's it's like Illiterate like it's not even properly Worded it doesn't matter the point he Was trying to make was that he lost an Irreplaceable mother figure which Non-existent by the way untrue he

says that my claims are untrue we dated for only three months well there was a specific sentence in the rolling stone thing that he said like one of a specific sentence in his statement that was like scofield is known for just tearing apart men on her podcast like trying to to flip it like to the narrative of like oh just another crazy girl tearing down a man like you you fake killed off your whole family and abused 10 women and everyone in your fucking life over it of course like i want to be sure that i i want to be sure that i don't fuck this up the public rehashing of these details is only an attempt to bring attention and focus on brooks podcast at the expense of tearing that this is the part that's not even properly word at the expense of

tearing down that does not fucking make sense another former boyfriend a tactic that she's become known for and what about it you know what i mean like no but also what i just it is frustrating because it's like oh like that's just my shtick. I just come on here and I try to cancel guys. Fuck you so much. You killed your mom and I'm the psycho one. I've never seen someone double back as hard as him. Like it's so crazy. I wish I were crazier. Honest to God I wish I were crazier in this whole situation.

And it took me two years to even like fucking get some sense knocked into me. Are you kidding me? I never wanted to say anything about it at all. I've literally. I should have ruined him. But that just goes to show the like brainwash and abuse. Like it took you two years to be able to like make a TikTok series about it. Like, you know what I mean?

Because of how fucking warped. Cause I cared about him and like, I like, I can make it as like lighthearted and funny or whatever, but I like, I was so worried. I did not want his career to be ruined. I didn't

want anything but like but you say that like that's your fault like that happened so often i mean i was in love with him i like i didn't want i didn't want that i would not want that for anybody and even now i hate to admit it but like i still have guilt like about this whole situation because i'm looking at it and i'm like oh my god i can't believe like what i've done to this man but i'm like it's not what I've done to this man It's what he has done to that man you know what I mean he did he did it Yes to you to himself to everyone to his fans to the world like And it is just so sad to like seeing that in Rolling Stone it's like we still live In a generation where like you're just the yapping woman of tearing down

An ex like well the joke is he's a murderer I you know I said it on tiktok already but like rolling stone reached out to me a year ago asking me to like because they were doing a whole story on this whole situation and i ghosted them because i was like i even like even that recently i was like i i just don't it's not worth it to me i't, I don't like want to put somebody in that position. I don't know. Like he's obviously so mentally unwell, which is like the underlying theme. Something is so wrong with him or something like whatever it is that he has going on with

his family or whatever. Like I was like, it's not my business anymore. Okay. So for the same fucking magazine, no shade to to Rolling Stone but it's like for it to be Published in the same magazine it like Implying that I'm just like clout Chasing I'm like you have everybody has To die you actually have the number nine

Podcast in the world right now like That's that's a fact and like just Acting like you need this to further your career is so wild because you have such an amazing career like and I didn't have it. First of all, I also didn't have any like I didn't understand how big it was going to get. First of all, but I've been saying like this for a long time. You know what I mean? Like the details that I've said now are like minuscule. Like it we were at Mel's diner just it happened to you he did that to you he actively chose that and I I do always say like I think it's really sad I think he's so so mentally sick that it's like crazy it's unlike anything I've ever seen to like have a mental illness like that and like believe it all and it's so weird because it's like he admitted to you that his mom was alive and like yeah that's the crazy part it's like he admitted to you that his mom was alive. And like, yeah, that's the crazy part. It's like it.

And, you know, he tries to backtrack. It's like now if I were to even see him face to face, he would pretend he never did. And it's like you told me he told me this is why. I mean, in the beginning, I was like so hesitant to talk about it. He told me that he was going to make it right. And he was going to go back to wherever wherever he's from wherever he came from which is the philippines or brunei or whatever it is not australia at all and he was going to explain everything and i was going to understand and he would never give me more information than that

except for that he was it he it was i was right no one was dead you know what i mean so it's like why he hasn't done that is unclear go talk to your mom i'm like call her and at what point are people put in literal wards for like compulsive lying and narcissistic abuse like it's like actually so crazy like i'm so much better now and stuff but that i was so sick and like mentally just I was just traumatized after that relationship it I've never experienced something like that I could not eat for months I could like I literally almost killed myself over it so it's like that should be punishable literally by law because the amount of like I don't know especially I mean you know I told you

like I I'm not taking away from what you're saying at all by saying this, but I'm saying like you're a woman with a platform and a friend group that was willing to be like, listen, we know he kept you away from us. Like we all still love you. We're so happy you're back. And like a successful podcast and a successful career. Like think about what he's doing and has done to so many women without like any resources.

Like I've goosebumps in the same in the same like like to that same point i am a podcaster and there's no way that you're gonna come for me for yapping about my personal traumatic experience two years after the fact because my last what words would be about that shit What an idiot Honestly Why would you Worst choice ever In a girlfriend

If you're gonna be A compulsive Fucking pathological liar And it's like 100% Like just All of it Like

And poking the bear Like you're just He's so stupid It's like And it's like There's so much budget In all these music videos And bullshit

Like get the budget To like Film a fake funeral for your mom and hire a paid actress and like pretend like it was like 10 years ago. Like use your money elsewhere. Like if you're going to die on the hill, like at least like. I think we've done enough theatrics as far as the dead mom is concerned because she's just somewhere working in a store literally in Brunei minding her own fucking business. I think what needs to happen, like it I mean I don't know I really don't know what he could do that would make it right I don't know but like actually apologize and get so much therapy when it obviously like when it first happened I was like begging him at least because I was I was the first person to know as far as I know. You know what I mean? And I was afraid to tell anyone on his team. I was afraid to tell because I was like, again, I didn't want anything bad to happen to him.

But I begged him. I'm like, please just tell at least like your manager so that it like felt like it wasn't my problem. You know what I mean? Just on you. So that like somebody who cared about him and who like honestly who benefited from him would start thinking about like what that they could do to like fix the situation like mediate the situation because it's like obviously he does not know but the second that people know he just fires them yeah that's it's happened 17 he's had 17 managers in a row and like no and he's also like just

a fucking horrible human being honest to god and he's really hard to work with and he's also like just a fucking horrible human being, honest to God. And he's really hard to work with and he's horrible to people and he can't keep anyone around literally. So that's a factor. But I begged him to tell his team he wouldn't tell them. And it was like it wasn't I forget what it was that finally made me do it. I don't know. I like honestly, it's all such a blur now. But I remember I put them all in a group chat and I said, check it out.

I send them screenshots of him literally saying to me, like, I'm going to fix that, like admitting that they're alive. And they all ghosted me literally. And it wasn't until months later I kept getting like one person at a time who would reach out to me and be like, I'm so sorry. Like you were right. Yeah. This, that and the other or whatever. But it was like nobody supported me in the moment. Because it's so unbelievable that like you don't want to believe it.

Well, yeah, and he's so good at it. That they all really did think I was that crazy. He was telling them that like he was calling the police on me. And I was like, and because I was so mentally, I was mentally unwell at that time. It was like believable. It was like, she's just going crazy. And I was.

You don't know what I was doing. Dude, he had a girl out there like he flew a girl out a couple weeks after we broke up and i flew that bitch home like i was i was i was out of my mind i was but i was right and it was the most triggering and horrible like scenario literally i could have possibly imagined i could i but listen i i was then mourning a person who was not like was not dead because now i have a dead boyfriend because who i was in a relationship with did not exist it was literally snap of the fingers that he disappeared it was not a real person and i just spent fucking six months of my life doing what six months by the way not three months i think there's obviously just no blame to be had on you like anyone could easily be swindled and fall into that with like the love bombing and the

money and the like and if you meet this guy like even when i first met clinton it's like he was so convincing like everything about him like the allure like he and then he becomes this amazing person like because you're like oh my god you're so strong and you make this amazing Music about this horrible thing you went through like it's alluring I know and it's hard especially With what's going on on TikTok now it's like everybody it's hard to envision it but in the Moment like there was not a single person around me who wasn't like this is the best boyfriend ever Yeah like at all and then it just quickly like changed you know what i mean i think again i know i've said this 30 times but rewarded but it's just like it's one thing to be lying about all of that but to take it those lies and use them to abuse other people and yeah and i

was like i i'm you're ashamed of how like much i tried to help him and how like really on his team i was because he i mean he had just cheated on me with like but so tried to help him and how like really on his team I was because he I mean he had just cheated on me with like so many people and everything and I was trying so hard to just help him get out of the situation months and months after we broke up like because I was so oh my god it like it literally made me sick to my stomach to think about what is happening to him right now happening you know what I mean and that's what I just assumed would happen when everyone found out but whenever when it came out no one either people didn't believe me or people were like just didn't care i don't know what is different now i think that just goes to show brooke though genuinely like you should not blame yourself for you know wanting to

protect him or take care of him or anything like after the relationship that is just the truest testament of how much he mentally abused you yeah and emotionally abused you that it wasn't even like anyone else could see this and be like why don't you dump him immediately and hate his guts like the brainwash well that's what happens i was talking to you know another ex of his who i'm like i i love and respect so much and she's like just the most like beautiful Empathetic person ever like And it's she's just we're the Perfect like candidates because Like not that I'm like

I'm like she's a beautiful Empathetic person I'm like we Know but I you care Really did care so much like I would have literally done anything For him and so would she and it's so sad Because it's like we were the perfect victims One time I made

A joke I said what would You do if I just like fell down these stairs Right now and when I tell You that man didn't talk to me for fucking two Days he made me so feel So horrible and disgusting Because apparently Apparently his mom that's how

She died falling down the stairs Falling down the Stairs Falling down the stairs. And then she was in a coma. It's like, quit to say she got eaten by a shark. At least get more creative. Then she was in a coma. And he's the one who had to pull the plug. And he got the deed to the eight bedroom house on the beach in Australia.

And he tore it up because he doesn't care about wealth. And his mom owned Birkenstocks. I can't even say. Some of these things I'm like, I can't even. You're stupid. I didn't know the birkenstocks i can't even say some of these things i'm like i i didn't know the birkenstocks he told he told justin horowitz the uh birkenstocks thing he did not he's like he would have lost me at birkenstocks you know he just saw a good pair of clogs one day and he was like that's my new lore dude it was so it was just so the the amount of detail is what makes it so it's like you can't even if you wanted to just say like my mom's dead and fucking not harp on it it's one

thing the detail one time we were saying it's not the lying i went to dinner me justin horowitz zach sang clinton kane and right in the fucking middle of dinner clinton starts crying at the table why you ask he goes to the bathroom and he can't believe that i'm not immediately following him to find out what's wrong okay and when i do he tells me he just looked down at the date and realized it's his mom's birthday it's june okay that was the first fucking thing i looked for on her facebook profile. Her birthday's in fucking September. Okay. He just thought of that off the cuff and was like,

Oh, it's mommy's birthday. What's the sound? Like I was bored. So I ruined lunch purposely. Literally. But, but he's in the bathroom and me and Justin and Zach are sitting there like,

Oh my God, this is like so hard for him. Like it just is so crazy. Now I want to talk about Zach Sang. I want to talk about Zach Sang for a second. Can I laugh one more time at Birkenstocks before I have to get serious? Birkenstocks. His mom owns Birkenstocks.

It's like Romy and Michelle when she's like, I invented the Post-it. Yeah, I'm slipping my meds. No, he did have so many lies like that where sometimes I was just like oh that's quirky he told me he was a med student and then one time asked me if babies were born out of your asshole god see but some of these details i should leave out because it's embarrassing for me no it's not it all goes back to the brainwash like you can say it like yeah like birkenstock i'm serious i think you've done

some embarrassing fucking shit in your life okay i i attest all of this to how much this man had you brainwashed i'll never forget this one time it was natalie's birthday and she had a murder mystery party at my house which like is already just so funny like hats and boas like we're all like who killed you know what i mean and he would have slayed that's what first of all that's what i'm saying like it's a murder mystery party and you're there having fun and then clinton shows up just to like oversee you and like watch you in the corner how long did he let me stay four minutes and you know the whole car ride home he was like it's a murder mystery so I'm triggered

and it's like oh my god. Oh 100%. And then he would be like should I just drive off this cliff right now? Every single time. Just so manipulative and horrible. You are the murder mystery babe. I posted my series and the very first person

to jump on the bandwagon was Zach Sang. He could not wait. Is the sky blue? Do bears shit in the woods? And you know what? I've been rewatching because, of course, you know, I'm getting tagged and I'm rewatching. Like the first initial time that I ever addressed the Clinton situation on this podcast was in my Marianne episode. And I'm sitting here right here on this couch in my fucking ponytail crying.

OK, and I regret in that episode how I handled Zach saying I'll tell you why. He is horrible. Zach saying is horrible. He carried the four. Yes, he knew exactly what he was doing in that situation. I like again, obviously, I just made a 14 part series. Like, I have no problem with exposing this man now. But at that time, I was about to kill myself.

Like, truly. And Zach Sang was one of my closest friends. So I thought, OK, when the situation happened, I went straight straight to his studio, sat down with him on that couch. And I was so hysterical. I could not function. I could not breathe. I was so hysterical I could not function I could not breathe I was I was not I was A shell of a human okay

For him to then go on his own Podcast with you Share the information knowing How hard I was trying to Keep it a secret at that time You did delete the episode Of Zach Sang right no I This was long before there was an episode of that Zach Sang of my own

This was your When he filmed with me he hadn't shot with you yet Not even close Oh okay I was doing everything in my power to make this like disappear And nobody find out because I was still trying to like Become a fucking like yeah process the situation on my own Because I like at that

point i still couldn't eat i lost like fucking 30 pounds in like three months it was like it was a i was so sick and i needed time to get over like to literally like get on my feet again okay and i needed support from my friends and i had it I had support from my friends okay but Zach Sang was my friend and he could not resist the urge as a journalist to be the one to share the story okay and I remember even was sitting down with him on that couch when I was like so hysterical he kept saying to me we're gonna sell this as a show we're Good we're going to write a fucking 16 part you know Netflix documentary And a Delvey style like we we we we We nothing happened to Zach saying

No it had nothing to do with I mean He was he was close with Clinton but Not like it really infuriated me how Much he made like the situation like About him like like his process you Know what i mean yeah and if it was if it was us and we were in it together then why were you not on my team and why were you so quick to put that story out knowing how bad it was going to affect me because

what if i did kill myself after that because that was my biggest fear was for that to come my biggest fear wasn't for like it was literally just for that story to come out because of like how much i still loved him and didn't like we're still i was sick i was really sick but he films with you says it straight up in words i reach out to him knowing that that happened and i say if you please i am literally begging you to just delete it from the episode like i'm not ready like you can be the one to do it when it happens but i am not ready i literally don't even know like emotionally what will happen to me if this comes out like right now and ghosts me i get word that it was deleted from the episode and then it comes out anyway okay let me emphasize that at no point ever has he apologized to me for that at all okay what he did instead was he invited me to come on the zach sang show okay and this was months later he like came up to me at a party and was like

oops like is it that big of a deal kind of thing and yes it was he invited me on the zach sang show and i was really like back and forth about it because again i i never wanted it to come out to begin with so now i'm like what that contradicts everything that i'm saying i'm gonna now go on the show and talk about it like no but i agreed to go on the show with one condition which was it's not an episode about clinton kane like i i'll come on the zach sang show and i'll talk to you like if we want to you know Like talk about it for Maybe you know like 10 would be

Even crazy but I was like I don't Want to do it if that's what you think this is And he says absolutely not Like it's not that Brooke came with Me I sat down Oh he cornered you Not a single question about Brooke Schofield, only Clinton Kane.

Okay? So then I go home after the episode and I'm like, defeated. Where was I? Drunk? Yeah. I'm defeated. I'm like, well, fuck. Now I just gave him exactly what he wanted, which was the Clinton Kane exclusive.

Like the tell all. You know what I mean? And so. And it's so hard When you like get to a studio And there's a million cameras And lighting and people And like

To me I mean it When I say like You feel cornered And there's something about Like you know You've seen him interview Like it almost It almost felt like

He was on my side But there's fucking Seven cameras When did he text me Separately Never I saw I remember I saw

I'm sorry I'm like Really going in on it, but I'm very passionate about this. Don't be sorry. Again, a little bit of a manic episode I'm in. Um, I was like really upset after that situation came out or after your episode came out and I was texting him, texting him nothing. And I see him post on his story, repost Phineas O'Connell. Okay. post on his story repost Phineas O'Connell okay and it's a beautiful bouquet of flowers and it

on the card says like just thinking about or like they were like just because flowers for Phineas and I'm thinking to myself this man is like what who I thought was like one of my closest friends and I'm in like the darkest most horrible point in my life because of like partly because of him. And you can't so much as text me back. But you're sending Phineas O'Connell just because flowers. You know why? Because you are an opportunistic fucking clout chasing. I'm sorry. I mean, piece of shit.

Honestly. Yeah. You. I'm not saying. So my face is hot. It's it is like so wildly known across LA like his obsession with clout so did he ever he released your episode or he didn't I sent it to a friend of mine and that friend literally said absolutely not do not post this this should not come out just like

for fear like he was somebody who also cared about Clinton and was like this just shouldn't come out like it's not good for anybody involved. Like what if something were to happen to him kind of thing? So everybody mutually agreed that the episode does not come out. But then Zach Sang went on to tell everybody that I said that they couldn't put the episode out. And so then I'm getting hate like, like you'll you say you'll speak up, but you won't. And like just so slimy.

He still posted some clips. I like okayed some clips because I was Like I felt bad for wasting like People's time like there's like 60 Producers on his show and I think after Him sitting with you two saying we're Gonna like especially in the state that You were in like emotionally we're gonna

Release the documentary we're gonna Release this we're gonna we're gonna We're gonna and then this is why I'll Tell you why I'm so fired up about it Right now is because I somebody told me that yesterday is that he is shopping a shopping a clinton kane series that he is literally he is trying to sell a show about it oh and just the fact that he again i have not heard a fucking squeak from Zach saying and he is out here posting first of all clips about the situation trying to get the views because

obviously it's getting views and now he's shopping a show about it because he's got all the experience and you know whatever it is all kick rocks shopping a show about it now it's just like it's just not your story and like the way he was just so it's gross it really is so gross and i like i he was someone i looked up to and admired so much because of like i mean at at that time especially like i just thought i thought the world of him i thought he was so amazing i even say it in the episode and that's what i regret so much i'm like watching it back and i'm like i love zach saying he's so special and i get it it's he's a journalist no i don't friendship like should trump everything like if you i don't care if it's like it did nothing for his career but it made such a huge

difference in my life at that time i literally was not like at that time you couldn't afford anyone else telling you one thing and doing another and like he should and i was so i was genuinely so afraid of like what i would even do because i was so out of my mind like i was so scared and just to to literally be like okay well how fun would it be if i just told the world like knowing that he like saw your series and is now shopping something just kind of affirms like everything that was already true like that's just that and and with no remorse reaching out not so much as a text to me he knows better I hate him that's crazy that is

fucking crazy it's just crazy to like Hollywood Like people seeing Someone doing like that And they're like How can I get in on it You know what I mean Well it's I mean it's Even just I've seen Textbook

Like that's true It is just like Textbook Hollywood And I also do understand It as a journalist But also like It doesn't make it Less slimy

Like what do you Like so you're Going to make all the money He kept saying We're going to be Laughing about this In our beach house That we're going to buy Our beach house That we're going to buy When the money. He kept saying we're going to we're going to be laughing about this in our beach house that we're going to buy our beach house that we're going to buy when we sell this series

like blah, blah, blah. And meanwhile, I'm like just trying to fucking get a sandwich down. Like I've been seeing so many girls who like lied to you about how they were definitely like girls that Clinton cheated on you with. Oh, now making full 20 part series yeah how funny is that because i knew every single girl who i got well not every single girl but i knew a good majority of them and how funny is it to compare and contrast all the girls who lied to me and told me nothing happened and now have screenshots and receipts and story times about

clinton kane uh-huh interesting but it's shit like this it just goes like To show you how fake Like so much of Hollywood is It's horrible But it sucks because we're like I don't know I'm not used to that shit Like I've been here for fucking Six years or whatever it is

But it's still like Be a Like a decent person To other people Like So many people just aren't At least you're lucky to say like You got out of it

You're doing better than ever I am And I Anything good that happens to you it's like everything happens for a reason and you deserve it like you deserve some fucking compensation for what the fuck you went through so does every other fucking bitch like and anyone trying to take that away from you is crazy and you can sit here now with the same people around you who loved and supported you then like you know what i mean yeah I feel now like you just win in every way like even when Clinton continued with his statement I was just like reminding you like there is no taking him down there is no like his own life is his own punishment like imagine what it feels like to be him when he goes to bed remember he said about

said that about me yesterday i pity her how like what your life must be like to make up all these lies that's what he said about me and now i will say that about him i pity him how miserable he must be to make up all of these lies i think he's genuinely lucky that no one in his life has like really hurt themselves or died or something like for real. Because like the level of abuse is genuinely. I was so in love with him and I like I won't lie about that. Like I never would want something bad to happen to him ever. But what do you mean?

Like he could. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Because other bad things like I want them all to happen. Well, but well, you know what I mean? Like I just would never. I don't know.

I he could care less if something were to have happened to me. And I like it took me until now to realize that. Yeah. And like that's. And something that is so easily could have something should. Again, again, like if I had not had like like you said, like some people aren't lucky enough to have like support system stuff. I had a fucking constant babysitter. Like I had a babysitter

And they would hand me off Yeah because it's like Everyone took shifts literally Wellness and like I Even said to you then though like you we will Be able to laugh and joke about this One day and I know that's like it sounded So crazy to you and how lucky and but it really

Did take me that long it's been two years and I'm I am still upset about it I am I think anyone would be And I'm still yapping And I'm not done Anyone would be All of this is valid

Duh Let's get his mom on Do you think she'll come on? I don't know I'm not confident that she speaks English I know She lives in the Philippines Or in Brunei

I don't know if Brunei is in the Philippines Or not Sorry I'm not that smart But I know that she's in Brunei maybe she knows Marianne maybe we could have them both on that's why I sponsored Marianne I sponsored Marianne in Clinton's honor that's funny if you donated like all of your creation to Marianne I so long as I'm able I don't want to have like a situation where I say I can and then I end up not being able to. If I can, no doubt all my recent piece of money is going to marry in in the Philippines

because she deserves it. And I don't want anyone to ever be able to say that I tried to capitalize on off the situation and I'm doing this for clout or money or whatever it is. I am doing this so that nobody else in the future gets abused by this despicable horrible man and so that girls hopefully in similar situations can look at it and be like hey maybe i should pay attention to things that aren't right because yeah nobody fucking owns birkenstocks okay but and good on you brooke i think that you're taking the absolute like highest road of this and you always have like even when you didn't want to talk about it,

you wanted to wait till a time that you felt like mentally clear. And like I think you've done everything completely right and have taken the highest road. Just everything happens for a reason across this like whole scenario. And I'm like really proud of you. I think that like I always wanted you to do this because everything that you're saying, like you just have such an amazing voice And you're so eloquent And like you know what I mean

Like you have saved so many girls Either from him or from situations like him And again also just good on you for taking the high road I would have his mom's face on a shirt for $9.99 right now Like you know like And you're entitled to do that too What about his brother? Like what about you know what I mean

There's so many elements it's like when was he gonna stop he wasn't and he isn't but that's the like that's the crazy thing within itself like to even be like she's still yapping like it takes two years to unpack everything like yeah like first of all i just stood up like what are you even talking about i thought you were saying in reference from your titties oh new tits who this you regret it i would i really would stop making videos about how ugly he is because it's mean you're just talking to me and start making videos about how he's a pathological lying narcissist i actually had to like put myself on a bit of a little TikTok bam. Like I like wanted to make a TikTok about him an hour ago. Like it's a it's really like it's hard for me to not get like wrapped up in it because

of course like I do get a little bit high on like all the support that I've gotten and stuff and like I like the videos. They're funny. They're making me laugh. What? And like it must feel so nice to feel like validated. Like I do because I've like i said tana i've been saying this yeah like it's almost like well and just why is it a story now i could talk about this with you

we have like for you know what i mean for literally 10 hours it's the craziest thing in the world well i'm so happy honestly make us make a song about how sorry you am make how sorry you are make a start like song about how you were neglected or whatever like however you're gonna try to spin this like come on just be smarter about it like don't be so reckless so many loose ends so many poorly told lies like be better 100 that's what i'm saying say she got eaten by a shark And just die on that hill No He's the shark Like fuck

I hope you know It's been so hard for me To not make the most Low hanging jokes For the last 40 Like I just It's cheap And we don't have to be cheap

With these jokes We can We have so much material That the shaking The shaking I don't even think The shaking is that crazy Well we haven't talked about The shaking for two seconds I would never ever ever make fun of anybody with a type of

disorder where they were shaking right it's i i met him he doesn't have any type of disorder like that more passion yeah like it's when he hears the music he does this thing gyrates i was really genuinely i was in this hole the other night so high laughing about the fact that he does not have one song with a bpm that requires moving like that like like you're john summit like that's the thing he's so obsessed with fred again and he like wants to be fred again so bad i'm like oh my god like honestly he needs to be anyone else again like just fucking hell dude he needs to be institutionalized again i oh my hell dude He needs to be institutionalized again I

Oh my god It's like I want him to come online tomorrow And be like Yo I'm Fred now Like just do something else He needs to come on cancelled Do you think we can get him on cancelled?

He I don't know if I could stop myself From actually like Like All gender roles aside Trying to square up Like actually like Fist fighting

I know Are we allowed to say that like i would hit him actually i've already said that oh my god you know what's crazy is one of my friends has run into him three times if i ever saw him can i tell you something we got back together which is just crazy words for to come in out of my mouth but we got back together in october the year that we broke up 2022 and i was i literally sent him off to his studio session that day like bye babe i love you i'll see you when you get back and i somehow came to my senses that day i put his shit outside and i never ever saw him ever again but that's good i don't know what happened that day but thank god

you know what i mean and he called me a year later and said i'm in la like will you come to my hotel and i i'm like just definitely wanted to like fucking lie to you more like that and i got i literally got ready to go and i again came to my senses and i was like i oh my god like no it just i was so it was like it was the type of unwell you can barely even fix i just like all of all of that just i'm gonna say it again and again and again goes back to the brainwash though like he is yeah i really completely understand people who go back in like like abusive relationships he wasn't physically abusive i should say that but just the most emotionally abusive relationship that i could ever possibly imagine because it was there were so many elements to it that were so good and you can find so much evidence of me being like well that's like it was

an amazing relationship he was such a good boyfriend like blah blah but but it was because first of all i hadn't like i didn't have a lot to compare it to and you also experienced like the absolute climax of what it feels like to be in a toxic relationship with high highs and low lows. Like. Right. And that's why they feel. Yeah.

You said it the best. It's like they feel so high because it's been so bad. And like. And then you feel so much closer to that person because you just like had all this turmoil and like whatever it is. But like the amount of fights it was like I can't believe. And now I would never. I mean I would hope I would never let myself stay in a situation like that it's hard to say but it is so crazy it just goes to show like all the girls out there like if you're in a high high

low low toxic relationship like you will get out you will see it clearly and like it's awesome you know what i mean it's good for you on the fact that for one of your first more serious relationships you literally met the final boss of emotional abuse like everything else can't get much worse but then you want to gaslight me about liking girls instagram photos motherfucker right let's go maybe that helps you better understand why i get so like maybe like the matt ripe situation might fire me up a little bit because it's like if i tell you all of what you guys just found out and then you can just do the same like you can also like lie to me you know what i mean i'm like i really have such little tolerance for

that shit now that it's like but that's good lying in particular it's like do not lie to me yeah but now you have a kiwi down under i can't even believe is that are we is that a rap on the indoctrination or should we just say right now like i don't want i don't want to we you word to zach saying but like it will probably be yapped about on this podcast until the end of time because no fucking shit yeah no fucking shit i hope i'm yapping and i'm literally going to be yapping until his mom comes home no kidding 100 and she's going to you want to talk about your new athlete boyfriend or do we just end the goddamn podcast that's a wrap

fuck you clinton kane literally fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you and justice for his mom seriously like at this point dude just let her go kill her i think okay sorry bye guys At this point, dude, just let her go. Kill her. No. Okay, sorry. Bye, guys.