Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 91: TANA HAS BEEF WITH ALISSA VIOLET…

Episode Date: July 17, 2024

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Fuck. Fuck. I don't even know why we are saying fuck. Honestly, I'm feeling amazing. Wait, and I seriously am loving loving that for you someone has to Brooke and I look so beautiful and gorgeous for the visual listeners why do I always say that the audio listeners no the the people on video see us and we're so cute oh I think you were I thought you were telling the audio listeners oh that by the way we look so gorgeous and you can't tell no wait i'm loving that that was good um because we shot a beauty campaign today we did this is my well this was the first like real photo shoot i think i've ever had it was so official blow the whistle studio like 150

people i've never seen a camera 150 people was so tan hilarious it was so tan it was like 40 people though there was probably 20 people there. No, more than that. More than that. There were a lot of people. I just want to like formally apologize to every single beauty guru ever. I just feel like I've always talked about it in such a flippant manner. Like, oh, I want to be a beauty guru.

It's the hardest job in the world. You ate. Thank you. I was really trying hard, but I honestly had a lot of fun I really loved it I thought it was fun uh it was stressing me out so bad like seeing what became stressful here's the thing that happens with Tana and I anytime we do any sort of like photos together is that we never ever ever like the same photo because it's always like one of us voguing and one of us sneezing and it's like how it'll be like she'll be like oh my god this is the one this is the one this is the one and in it like first of

all i have a lazy eye second of all there's like a beast stinging me on my forehead like it's it'll be like so bad that it's like there's just you either hate me or you're dead blind it's getting it right is so hard and it's crazy like i never realized how meticulous the beauty shots are like chin up to the left eye over here you guys closer this way yeah and it's the lighting situation just getting that right is like so crazy and one one false move and all of a sudden you have a shadow that makes your nose look like it's like the size of the empire state i just i feel like i'm still on like shutter mode like I'm moving in shutter mode like it's just I just have all the respect in the world for the beauty girlies and I feel like

I'm so excited for this campaign to come out and like everything like that but like oh my god it was just I don't know I'm not cut out for it and I learned that very quickly today I will stick with my face apping and my yapping. I know I'm the yapper. You're the face apper. Oh, my God. That's beautiful. That's actually poetic. I'm also just really slow today because I made the decision of a lifetime last night. Right. What was it? I'm laying in bed and Ari Aguirre is like, we have to go to Dave and Buster's. We have to. And I'm like, you have never wanted to meet Dave or Buster in your entire life. Not even. Why? Why do we have to go to Dave and

Buster's right and he's just adamant and finally I'm like dude just so you stop talking like fine and I didn't want to I was like I want to stay in whatever I realize in the car on the way we are headed to Jojo Siwa's song release party she actually invited me like a week ago which is crazy behavior but honestly I respect it because now i know that she's also like in on the bit down to play the game and laugh she knows the game and i'm glad that makes me happy because sometimes i do feel like we like venture into bullying jojo territory and i i don't want that and i was saying to her last night i was like listen i said this on cancel then i meant it i hope you never fucking stop never take this construction jacket off i love you you're hilarious like and it

just it was exactly that and like the budget was so crazy like Dave and Buster's rented out like it was just so crazy and I like walk in and she's just flipping me off like I was like the in her construction jacket I was like I feel like I won a raffle I feel like I paid for this and I just didn't end it there I could have gone home I did my Jojo vacation and I found myself at Barley's Demon Nights you couldn't pay me a million dollars and I that's how I felt my whole life I haven't been there in a year but I was DJing I was behind the DJ booth people were holding up signs that said fuck Clinton Kane at one point a girl puts up her snap and it says where's Brooke and I do it back and I put up my

snap and I go hopefully fucking Glenn Powell like I didn't know what i really tried for y'all last night but yeah how did that go unsuccessfully so i randomly got invited to the twisters premiere which was obviously his new movie are they like on the tarp with all the colors um i wish i want to play twister with glenn powell for sure but unfortunately it was a tornado movie um i found out oh shit yeah so it was like a low-key like a country themed carpet which is hilarious i had no idea going into it but thank god i wore a brown dress because i almost wore like black sparkles and i would have been so what would you have done i would believe we have no jacuzzi can you believe we have no jacuzzi so did you see glenn on the car i did not see glenn so

here's the thing I got invited to this premiere I really wanted to go I invited Amanda to be my plus one Because she's my new favorite neighbor And I had also been invited to go see Tate McRae last night And I will never miss an opportunity to see Tate McRae I fucking love her

And she was at my favorite venue of all time The Greek It is one of the most iconic venues in all of los angeles just saying i she's trying to get us to play we'll see i am not kidding it was the most incredible performance i've ever seen she is such a performer she is such a pop star she is such a fucking dancing like oh my god i couldn't even believe it she was upside down back and forward she was swinging from the ceiling it was everything and it was exactly what i needed honest to god because i'm going through another breakup with the same person we know the drill um and i needed her to

hear or i needed to hear run for the hills oh my god i'm great okay and boy did i hear it and i scrumped it i love scrumped i feel like every time i watch tate mccray i actually have to stop myself from like drooling like i lose all bodily functions it's like you're so it so i know it like makes me it makes me question everything i'm like i obviously must be attracted to women because what even species is that yeah and like oh god jesus christ it was amazing maybe i'm telling you you might just need a scissor real quick to get it all out of your system no i do think that's where i'm headed i'm not kidding i i added girls back to my raya because i was like

i i just i think that might be to knock knees i think that might be the problem it could be the problem and i've been like around a lot of lesbians these days Because of well Just because And And I don't know I'm Into it I'm like maybe I want to join The community like as a as a true Member and not just like a like A drop in I get you I like all Occasionally miss my lezzing out even this last

Trip in Vegas I was like Makoa like Should we like but there's a Strip club here's the problem though there's a mask shortage are you have you heard about it I thought you meant like I'm all not here yes okay there's a mask shortage and it's an epidemic um I don't know what to do about it I don't know who caused it but that's wait really I would think that you would want a femme girl how many times have we had this conversation and probably 37 think about the only girls in life that i've ever been attracted to and were they femme to you well i was thinking about this one moment you had but

that was that was one time that was my identical twin that was just weird vibes sometimes you got to hook up with yourself i've done that i think that's like why I felt like It was like almost okay Because it was kind of like It was like It was weirdly Like masturbation Yeah Not even kidding

But I I feel like yeah If I want to date a girl I I've said this before I think on Canceled But I see it almost as a spectrum As like

The most feminine girl in the world The most masculine guy in the world Okay And so I like mostly men and so if i'm gonna go over here it's gonna be like masculine girls you know what i mean that's my section of the spectrum that makes sense and so i want i want a mask so if you're listening and you are a mask and you you know what that's just my new thing um i'm i'm back i'm back to dabbling. She said, mask off. Fucking mask off.

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but i am just genuinely talking and like there's nothing up here but i'm hoping i can still do it today because we do have a lot of serious topics to cover before we get into the serious topics i need to tell you about something that i did in las vegas what'd you do tana this is one of those digital footprint ones okay where i'm like oh rats i don't know if i want to talk about this but it happened okay and that's what's important okay as you know i've been dabbling in my drinking world again everything that i felt last week in that episode i'm still kind of in the same spot but we go to vegas for is Isabella's birthday And it's the day

After 4th of July And it's just One of those trips And nights And whatever And Mako and I Had a really fun night We were with Bryce Hall

And his girlfriend All night That's one of those ones Where it's like His girlfriend is like So crazy So hot And like

Yeah like I can't believe I can't believe She's like a natural born human I've known her since Before she was with Bryce And I've always loved her So I really like That he's with her Because believe she's Like a natural born human I've known her since Before she was with Bryce And I've always loved her So I really like that

He's with her Because it kind of like Humanizes him right Like she's just everything That's how I feel like About Josh and His girlfriend Gabriela Gabriela

Gabby Gabby I don't know He like Her being his girlfriend Makes me like him more Because I just love her so much That's exactly how I feel

So I had the best night ever with them. But the next day, Makoa and I woke up with the scaries. OK, and by the next day, I mean at 4 p.m. You know what I mean? And I just I have the scaries and I have this serious fucking problem, dude. Well, I believe dick is the cure for most things. OK, let me just start there. OK, yeah, I'm feeling a little sick because you just forget about whatever else is happening.

Right. While you're receiving dick. Right. Of course. And so unless of course. Well not. Well. Never mind.

You keep going. Sorry I'm projecting. I actually was hoping you'd cut me off. Anyhow. And so I'm already in this place where I'm just I want to fuck like rabbits all day Right I keep going at Makoa And finally he looks at me

And he's like It's going to be okay Right Like he I think he could tell I was Like simmered down I was outsourcing some serotonin

Right Like you know what I mean Like you were You were like grasping for straws But this is where the story starts Okay And we've already exhausted Like the blindfolds

And the handcuffs And like everything else The hotel has to offer oh no okay at one point i called a phone sex hotline there was a commercial for a phone sex hotline i type it in 1-800 phone sex i'm like how fun would it be if we call this phone sex hotline right now and like have them tell us what to do right and i start entering my credit card and my phone dies and mokoa turns to me and he goes thank god it's like literally god did that for you but it didn't stop there so then I'm like listen why don't we check out what the hotel tv has to offer okay oh I've been I've been here with you before oh my god I forgot that's the last time that it happened I actually did this to you and I'm really sorry it was in Miami another dark city

okay but listen I think there's something really special about hotel porn because it's not like every category in the world like on pornhub it is this handcrafted hand selection of like a certain type of adult video right and at one point one of the titles was a it was a girl doing anal and the title was strolling in the colon okay i was like first of all no no i promise you i have a photo i will never call it anal again that's where i draw the line i will only call it strolling in the colon okay but then we keep scrolling right and i come across a movie with the title and i shit you not the title this ain't avatar the blue people yes the blue people this ain't into the mic into the mic i'm literally shaking i can't even believe i'm saying this on

the canceled podcast right now um avatar porn they're blue everything's blue first of all i am so far behind that like i would be so into that because I'm sexually attracted to avatars. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. I can breathe. But is that bestiality?

I think we've actually had this exact conversation on this podcast before. No no because they're just humans. They're just blue humans. No they're not. Well these ones were let me tell you okay. Well yes the ones yeah the yes the those ones are. $39.99. But I'm talking like real, real like.

And I swipe. Oh, you swiped. Oh, no. It started as a joke. What happened? It didn't end as a bit. OK. Oh, no.

I'm going to venture to say that we had like balls to the wall sex to Avatar porn. And like I just look up and there were just blue people fucking you know at one point in the avatar porn he bends her over a rock right because they're like in a they're foraging you know what i mean right no but she gets bent over the rock yours is like a hotel desk like yes but the rock is a prop so it's like hollow and it's like oh no i start dying laughing i'm like like it's like cardboard or something it's like we fucked just so much avatar porn and let me tell you do you think i don't post not clarity of that like when it's like both like both parties are finished and then and you just have to live with what you've just done like you really have to think to yourself like what

exactly is it that's wrong with me because it's something serious i roped sweet sweet macaulay into my blue blue world you know what's what's unfortunate about that is that this is now also his digital footprint like the poor guys down there just minding his business and now he has avatar porn allegations there's videos we could include them it's not funny i think we can include them it's not funny i don't think we can include them it's not funny but it happened okay it happened but i would fuck a real avatar the thing is i love how you just went from is it bestiality to i would fuck a real avatar in the matter of five but is it though no it happens in the movie right they fuck right i've only seen one movie and all i saw was this ain't avatar Okay No well someone falls in love

With the little guy With the dreads And he's You know But he's a human And he's like I've never seen real Avatar I'm serious

It's the only version I know It's so good You would love it I love the way of water Avatar the way of water That's my fave Okay I'll get into it

Because right now I just have this mental image And it's like Avatar Well I'm really Colon strolling I mean I'm just happy you didn't go with, um, colon strolling. Yes. Yeah. It wasn't that appetizing in the colon. I just, I was really trying to stroll in the colon recently. I like even I was finally ready. I keep, you know, I go back and forth with this anal thing all the time really do and I was finally I was really gonna pull the plug okay and it's like almost every time God sends me a sign and I just it's not time for anal for me so I'm gonna be fucking 40 years old and I'm gonna be

an anal virgin I don't think you are I think I think it takes something though like it there has to be a catalyst whether it's like tequila or It needs to be like a celebratory I thought it was going to be the 4th of July I thought that was like a good one Because it's like America put it in my butt What?

Yeah what's more American than anal? Honestly And you know what When they came over here on that boat or whatever The Mayflower or Christopher Columbus Like let me just stop the pilgrim it was The pilgrims Christopher Columbus is the One who stole everyone's land I think

They probably did anal well they had to They were bored as fuck no they were Fucking they were fucking like um sea Lions and stuff I'm pretty sure the Woman was too stunned to speak but Sometimes I just make make things up on This podcast and I just want to again go On record and say nothing I ever say is factual information

Like literally ever And stop clocking me for it Because it's just like your fault for believing it Like shut the fuck up Yeah did that Gambled some left up I booked a jet home And you didn't get on it

9am jet why would anyone Why would I let me do that 9 a.m is a perfectly reasonable time to be up and away no i would just vegas it just it was never happening um and i've never once booked a private jet for other people until that but is about you're so generous they ari and ashley you know they got home on it and that's all that matters i stayed for 48 more hours more avatar porn it's just i don't do it. I'm happy to be home. I'm happy you're home, too, and I'm happy you're doing better. Back to work.

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OK, so let's talk about somebody else's drama. Perfect. My sweet friend, one of my favorite friends, Miss Madeline Argy, did a little expose today on TikTok, which you guys know I love a little TikTok expose. And I'm just loving the wave of these 50 part series. Normalize that some things can't be one video. Normalize yapping. And you know what? When I love like holding people accountable when they do you wrong.

That's that's I think that should be the new trend of the Internet. And I like messy. Call it messy. Call it whatever you want. I don't want anybody to feel safe doing this Fucking stupid bonk ass Shit to us all the time that's I'm just so genuinely sick of the person

Calling out the people doing wrong doing being Villainized and by that I mean me but I mean It's just Like if he did that she Deserves to do that I hope she gets no hate I don't think she Will it was so well executed and she's so unproblematic So well she's just so Smart and she's eloquent and she is so Good with her words and I feel like she

I mean She's definitely hyper Emotional the way that I am but I think that she's A lot like maybe More Reeled in I don't want to say like Not calculated but she She's more careful I'm a little bit more reckless

with it like sometimes I'll just I love that I'll just like go off the cut oh Tana if you saw me last night you don't even want to know what I was doing I couldn't tell you I can't tell you still it's just like it's that bad like I was really in an episode last night like crazy I had to fully a hundred percent sedate myself I almost tied myself to the bed to just avoid like doing that's hot just well no that's right I just go I'm back on my off my rocker stuff I'm starting to think like what if this is like a little bit of a bipolar situation because this is not like quick ups and downs this is like like long manic episodes followed by like extreme depressive episodes are you taking meds yeah i'm still taking my meds i do think that a lot of things in your life though have been crazy

like triggers and like big factors like it's like the clinton stuff like it's not like just light shit it's not like you stub your toe like as triggering as people like a lot of people think that is for me now, it really isn't. I don't think about that a lot. Like, I'm very healed from that. But it feels like every time I heal from something, something new comes along, and I'm like, oh, no. Well, these men, just the choices.

Please kill them. And I'm not one to talk about choices. Listen, Makoa is an anomaly, okay? I know, but I like... Everything else I've ever done i deserve federal fucking prison for i don't know but i've taken a lot of pride in my like um choosing in like at least the last like year or so and i'm wrong i love you i'm so wrong listen we can't just graze over the battle and shit i she is such a strong woman Because it's like

If my man And I Quote on quote Halfway broke up And 12 hours later He was buying ice spice chrome hearts Everyone would die No but the thing is

They hadn't even half broken up By the time the ice spice Was already on the flight So that is what is important in this And what sucks about it is you know I went to ice spices set with Madeline at Coachella like Madeline Was you know your enemies are

Not that far away yeah What a shitty thing and I Understand like you know promoting a song And like whatever they're doing a song together But from what I've heard Since his Verse on the song Is not respectful

At all Here's what I'm hoping though I'm hoping as I do in every scenario That the man is completely in the wrong And the girls knew nothing I'm hoping he told I spice a whole narrative And she didn't know that it was like this wrong And in six months time

Madeline and I spice come together Yeah well that's what always happens The girl like You know what I mean like the the other Woman is almost always convinced that Either it's over or you know like she Doesn't care yeah or like it's an open Relationship or whatever it is like that

Happens often so I'll get what we can And let's say I spice is innocent until Proven guilty but cinch can choke on his stupid fucking chains. I mean, it sucks because it's like you want to believe that there's anomalies and like dating the rappers and the athletes. Well, it sucks. But when do we see it? Yeah.

Like, I don't. I mean, I guess Jason Kelsey. Okay. Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Okay. Those are the, I mean, I guess Jason Kelsey. Okay. Travis Kelsey. Yeah. Okay. Those are the, I mean, so I guess just the Kelsey brothers. I'm loving that for them.

I think those are the only two athletes that we can confidently say are monogamous. Yeah, not with a baby mama and a girlfriend. And good family, good people. But I was really, I really liked the dynamic of madeline and central c obviously just because like obviously like i said she's so well educated she's so well spoken she's like i mean she studied linguistics in the university like of their lore if you will but he's illiterate for lack of a better word and he and he's very talented i love his music and stuff but i kind of just liked it because it just felt I love

when two people feel like just super unlikely. But I do not love when my friend is getting treated like shit. Yeah, I think she deserves the world. And I'm excited to see. I think that she's going to find something so much better that fulfills her. She deserves it. You can say it to somebody a million times, but like the way that it feels when you're in the moment it's the same thing that's happening to me like so many people will be like you can you deserve so much better like

that guy's such a fucking loser but i don't hear it and she doesn't hear it 100 you know what i mean when you're in love with somebody like it just that's just it so oh and you'll die i feel for her right now but i want to get her back to america and we're gonna have her do you know upside down at pop Poppy or some shit. And I can't fucking wait. I'm there in full support. I'm not kidding. I love her.

Speaking of just dying on the hill for a man that you, you know, whatever. Last night I'm at Jojo's and Robbie from Victorious. Okay. Okay. Comes up. Glasses? Sure. He comes up to me and he's like, hey, Tana. And I'm like,

hey, Robbie. Like, what's up? Like, loved the pair phone. You know, like all of that was great. I'm really happy you're here. And he goes, we matched on Raya. And I go, oh, fuck. Like that had to have been so long ago. Because as you know, I've been banned from Raya for God knows how long. And he tells me that. And I'm like, oh, that's crazy. Meet my boyfriend, right? Whatever. And then he tells me, he's like, actually, I saw you at a party in like Toluca Lake like two years ago. And I came up to you and I told you this. And you were standing with the guy with face tattoos.

And you look at me and you go, we never fucking matched on Ryan. No, the fuck we did. And Chris was like. Okay. Bold of him to come up and do It again though if that was your initial Reaction yeah I don't kind of interesting I don't know just a tidbit that I Thought I would share apparently I Sometimes I get sometimes I'll get a

Notification honestly actually I can't Even talk about Raya they sent me an Email and said if you talk about Raya One more time we're kicking you off I'm Not even on Raya never heard of it an email and said, if you talk about Raya one more time, we're kicking you off. I'm not even on Raya. Never heard of it. Don't shoot. Oh my god. Gypsy Rose Blanchard's pregnant. She is pregnant and I want

this to be good news for her. Her kid does have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. It's not funny. That's not funny. I love her. Oh my god. What are you even talking about? We're never getting a guest Tana Marie

Do you know the situation With the laws in Louisiana? Yes So essentially Correct me if I'm wrong When you're still married To someone else If you get pregnant with someone else

The father on the birth certificate Has to be the person that you're married to Regardless of who's The biological father is And you have to do a DNA test Correct So I don't

Like I feel like she She has a lot of legal people Obviously in her Circle Because of everything that she's gone through and stuff like that. I'm so surprised that nobody flagged that for her because now she can. You cannot legally get divorced if you're pregnant in Louisiana. That's really.

So she can't get divorced. And so no matter what, her current husband is going to be on that birth certificate, which is hard. And then but like I'm hoping for the day the Judicial system is just really on her Side you know like yeah but I mean like If if I don't even know if he would want That because obviously if you're on the Birth certificate you're like legally

Responsible for things like child Support and like custody like you know You've been seeing him on tick-tock live He's pretty he's kind of wild enough. I scrolled across his live trigger warning TikTok live. We'll get there. I scrolled across his live the other day and he was on this whole tangent about how like gypsy weaponizes the voice and like uses it when she wants something.

I was like, put your put the phone down. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know about all that I just feel like All of it's a little bit messy And I almost feel like I've said I said this on Just Trish The other day

But I kind of feel like People are kind of Exploiting her for Entertainment and content And stuff right now Like as far as like Reality shows And stuff like that

And I feel like The pregnancy is like A gold mine For like all of those Who are going to Profit off of it And that's sad And it sucks I think Listen I love Gypsy And I feel like the pregnancy is like a gold mine for like all of those who are going to profit off of it. And that's sad.

And it sucks. I think I listen. I love Gypsy. And I've always said that I want to have her on. I want to show her a good time. I want to be friends. Well, now we can't even show her a good time. She's pregnant.

What are we going to do? Block her out? My take really is kind of like I wanted her to do everything in the world, at least before getting pregnant. Yeah. Like you've I wanted her to do. Everything in the world. At least before. Getting pregnant. Yeah. Like. You've still never tried. 2CB. We don't need to try.

2CB. I'm just saying. I think that. Like PEMDAS. I think there should be. An order of operations. And I feel like. Pregnancy was the ass.

Right. Like it's just like. But. At the same time. It's happening. And. So I feel. I feel like pregnancy.

Is the last. Thing on my list. I think it's. Though. Like with that being said time It's happening And That's how I feel I feel like pregnancy Is the last thing on my list I think it's Though Like with that being said It's happening So I hope that For her sake Like she's able to

Rewrite the narrative And really healthily Raise a child And love it so much And maybe heal some things Because that's That's all that Can be hoped for

Now that it's happening You know I agree I just Sometimes I do also Get nervous Like in like New relationships Or like rocky relationships Can be hoped for now that it's happening you know I agree I just sometimes I do also get Nervous like in Like new relationships or like

Rocky relationships when a baby comes Into the picture because then it's like oh wait Oh yeah I don't know I'm not I'm not one to judge Who cares my mom has three baby daddies Right No offense Vaughn My mom has been

Commenting on TikToks Of us, of clips of us. I think I have her blocked on my personal TikTok, but, like, anytime there's, like, a canceled podcast clip, she comments on it. I'm sure mine is, too. Fawn Schofield and Rebecca Mojo should really just get together. Yeah. They have a podcast there on a gray couch.

Like, I see it. It's just so interesting. Like, the clip that it was It was like a clip of me saying How my dad's new girlfriend Is like very similar to my mom And it wasn't like disrespectful at all It was just like how like

They both like show up places With like random electronics And you're like How'd you get that air fryer? Well also just like why? You know what I mean? Like who brings seven Bluetooth speakers To a dinner party? Like it was just like an interesting thing what I mean Like who brings seven bluetooth Speakers to a dinner party like it was

Just like an interesting thing and she Like just started fighting with fans In the comments and stuff so I guess that's my message Is please don't fight with my mom On TikTok because we are having Enough trouble with her in life in General I think that we should have your Sister Tori on the podcast we are so I

Called her yesterday and she I told her I'm Gonna fly her out and she'll I don't She said she would love to come on i just think it'd be interesting like to hear like like the additional lore yeah well there's just like a lot i don't even really talk about i think it's easier for me to talk about it like with her and stuff like i'm obviously i don't want to like slander my mom or anything but like i know like we've always said like there there's a difference between telling the truth and slandering And I die on that yeah and that's a big thing That like I think it's like

The erasure I feel like is what like Especially drug addicts and stuff like they feel Like once they've gotten Better whatever it is like they feel like you should Just erase like all memories of everything That happened before and That is for a sober person

and i would venture to say that she is not sober the sober person yeah the sober person is not in the room with us so i don't know i've been no contact regardless sober or not like i i think validation and accountability and acceptance are real steps towards health and healing healing and growth I don't know health and growing we have been I've been successfully no contact since before Mother's Day I don't even remember when that was and honestly it's helped me so much like obviously I still feel guilt about it but like I and I don't think that guilt ever fully goes away it's just like something you learn to live with yeah I just like it was so like emotionally draining for me to be so worried about like somebody all the time and it's the same

reason I've had to like cut off certain friendships lately because it's like I am I feel things so deeply and like I'm so like I absorb other people's like issues and stuff like that that it's like I couldn't like energetically i literally couldn't handle it anymore and so i feel like i'm like i feel so much lighter like a feather with you and you have to make those decisions for yourself like at a certain point you know what i mean and in order to be an amazing mom one day and stuff like that like you know what i mean yeah and that's not to say i won't like eventually talk to her and stuff again but right now she's just not i have no interest in what she has to say to me or ask me for more importantly

I love that for you and you know I'm here for you every step of the way thank you but don't comment back to my mom is it was the message I was trying to send please she's bad off enough as it is um they're putting lead in tampons weren't they always doing that that's why everyone was going organic. Why is everyone so up in arms about it right now? I don't know. I personally don't matter. I don't care if you told me that there was like fucking like cyanide and happiness in it.

I'm shoving it where the sun doesn't shine. And I understand. I'm so passionate about this, honestly. Like there just needs to be something else. Okay. Because like a diva cup to me is like, what do you mean? I don't know because there are a lot of people who use those little discs and stuff. They rinse it like a shot glass in public bathrooms.

No, but what you do is you do it in the shower. And then a pad I just can never live with. And I'm always in a horror underwear. Why is every pad from your belly button to your upper shoulder? I don't know. It's literally overalls like it's crazy i i just and where is that ever happening i don't i mean toxic shock syndrome is a serious thing and that's why people are going organic i think there are a lot of chemicals and tampons and stuff but more importantly let's talk about the real tampon problem why the fuck are we paying for them

oh my god i know we could just start all stealing them as a collective what we're all gonna go to jail i think there's certain things that you should be allowed to steal groceries and tampons because it's like well plan b is your fault i know i just you can go to you can go i just took one to trust and it's like every single time i take a plan b i sit there and i'm about to pop it and i'm like you just had to say come in me you can't keep your trap shut get a muzzle bitch it's actually insane well i just had to take one because like well maybe i don't even share that never mind okay i was liking where you were going i was gonna say this man has like 17 kids i was like he's clearly good at this like i i can't be i cannot be the one does this allow us no i want to show the jeanette photo so bad just give me a goddamn excuse please stop brooke may or may not be entering her athlete era i am but it's not specific to one person i'm i'm dabbling in a

couple athletes at the moment you know we got a little croquet and i'm dabbling again water polo yeah i just can you look up jeanette mccurdy at basketball player x grove this is what i i want brooke to be going for so bad look at the fact that she's in six inch heels that's what i'm saying it's so iconic at the grove with skinny jeans go to the the no no no no no they're standing together maybe take out grove just put jeanette come on no that's good enough brooke i this photo like i need it of you sideways hat is what sends me they like honestly kind of reminds me of like when madeline and sent her together and like Madeline's like All of a sudden in basketball shorts and I'm like

I love it Madeline I really I do just love it I need this photo Of you I will not rest until I have it That's it I'll get it for you Thank you and if you are An athlete actually again I'm loving all the calls to public today You know what I don't know what I'm talking about

I don't want to get cheated on ever again. And you'd be surprised how often it does happen to me. I fear we're teetering the line where I've, you know, glazed over most topics, right? Jojo Siwa, Avatar porn. Let me see if I have anything else. Madeline Argy, Central Sea, little family trauma in there. You know, we've got a good episode of Canceled going right now.

And I fear the only thing left I have to talk about. I don't know how to approach this situation. I feel like you and I were on the couch with Paige and I said this on Just Trish. Like, I just want two weeks, two fucking weeks, 14 fucking days without like dramatic public beef. Like I just shut my trap for two weeks, you know, but here we are. I can't shut my trap and we've got another one. Right. I don't like to have beef either, but yes, I do. I like to have beef with people who deserve to be beefed with.

Okay. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Well, first of all, I decided that I would begin this segment with a bit of spoken word. You wrote a poem. I wrote a poem. I was really inspired by Jake Shane.

Of course, as we all are. And I really like how he writes poems to airlines, like when they lose his luggage and grid post them. I think it's like the most beautiful usage of social media I've ever fucking seen in my life. I do agree. He is an innovator. And he wrote a poem about the Paris airport that I happened to stumble across on his Instagram.

Right. And I've not been able to really get my words together for this whole Alyssa Violet, Jason Nash situation. So I decided that I will begin discussing this with a bit of spoken word. Okay, lay it on me. I also wrote this right after the Avatar porn, so it might all be bad.

What were you on? I don't know, dude. I had the scariest. Okay, I'm writing poetry and fucking the Avatar. I could go to bed, take a sequel. Let me sleep. Let me sleep. Let me sleep. I don't know if it's happy or sad.

God, Alyssa, why did you do this? Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa. What are we going to do? You've caused us a big mess with your mean girl stew alternate line I think that it's time to put down the cauldron and broom she's a witch all of this mess just so so you can use David's pool. Oh. You came at me for shaming, but then said I sell my hole. But if it weren't for marshmallow, you'd be on a pole. Dying on a hill for Jason fucking Nash.

I suggest you shut your trap before you're both doing DoorDash. You are no stranger to being rude to a waiter or going on a smear campaign. Remember when you use Depop to incite Paige Loren's shame. Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa, you've caused a big mess. But I guess anything to sell that pink dress. Honestly, you, first of all, you could get that published somewhere. That was really beautiful.

Edgar Allan Poe. That was really special. That was up there. That was up there with Without you by tana moza put my whole moogadoo into it as people are saying into that poem but you know what i especially liked about your poem is the usage of mess multiple times because she included that word in my mla formatted message um message if you will should i talk about that or do you have you go ahead and say your piece before i say mine i didn't want to do this like again i

want two fucking weeks off like so bad from just like i want to talk about fucking flowers and butterflies and rainbows you put me in a corner okay Alyssa and nobody puts nobody puts baby in a corner like just oh my god okay for my first point of all of this is like I don't think bullying is okay and great right like I I don't think being mean to people who don't deserve it or joking around at people who don't deserve it is like the nicest greatest thing in the world okay of course not but here's what i will say and i die on this hill if it's fucking funny i'm gonna fucking laugh at it and no one is taking that away from me and i mean that in every single case scenario okay we're comedians and it's like you're

lying to yourself if you don't think this fucking shit is funny okay and so she goes on this whole tiktok rampage saying first of all i came for a girl in a tree okay that's she was dying on this hill a peaceful fucking girl in a tree okay and i'm gonna insert the tiktok right okay but i've been noticing a trend of women posting themselves in nature right but basically obviously they're shaming people who are in on the drama because it's like oh i'm so above this i'm laying and i'm laying in the grass and it's so unimportant but it's like did you hear about the drama no red heart look at these trees you're on tiktok making that tiktok from the tree how the fuck are you gonna say did you not hear

about the drama when you're following 800 influencers like i went to her and how did you know that there was drama huh from the grass also you're not just in a tree you're making a tiktok in a tree it's funny to make fun of yeah you're better than everyone else you're on your iphone it's like that whole thing it's like you don't get an award for watching less tv like get the fuck over yourself no it's about radiation to that girl like it's like i get honestly like i probably like that tiktok because i was probably like you know what i wish i was in a tree instead of making a 14 part series was like i'm enjoying myself in a tree i would have never made fun of it the narrative was i'm better than you because i'm enjoying myself correct okay and so here we are again if it's funny I'm gonna laugh at it

I don't know why I'm going full social justice warrior over here but it's like if someone can make something like that like the stitch that I made to that is warranted in my opinion and you can't convince me otherwise right I think so too and now we're gonna talk about Jason Nash okay and I have done everything in my power to never have a serious, like real serious conversation about Jason Nash. Right. Trisha and I have dabbled. OK, here's the thing. For everything Jason Nash has done, he is lucky that the main focus is his problem with panhandling for those cowboy hats. OK, I went back the other day for the very first time ever, like ever in my life, and watched these videos

of Jason and I when I've been 18 for a week right and he's trying to kiss me and and again I also lived that like I will never forget being in that dressing room with Jason Nash and he's trying to kiss me and I'm like what the fuck has my life come to right this is not what I signed up for for the vlogs Mr. fucking black hat giggle guy. Yeah. What the fuck? Like on top of that, just the way he was to Trisha. I don't have to sit here and go in on that at bullet point list. Either you know and you care or you don't know and you don't care. I think she personally honestly doesn't even want to be tied to him ever again. So let's just leave her out of it.

Understandably so. It's just when you go back and you see all of that content that lives forever, it's disgusting. Therefore, now watching him, you know, Oscar said this on Trisha's podcast. He made a lot of money through David Dobrik and blew so much of it on narcissistic passion projects like short films and comedy central fucking shows and whatever. And seeing the trajectory of his career in financial state turn into panhandling on live is hilarious and for his defense like Alyssa had the fucking gall and wherewithal to say like he's just trying to make an honest living no an honest living is getting a normal job it's not there's no shame in having a normal job Who cares if you were Once a very successful Influencer You can get a normal job

And if you think He said And I quote On a podcast With Zach Justice He said Working at Lululemon Would be more embarrassing

Essentially I'm so sorry I would rather see you Sell Align leggings Every single time Than whatever the fuck That galaxy bullshit is Okay

It just Yeah And how What shade To like somebody who works at lululemon like like that's so embarrassing like you're above them yeah you're speaking like you're above other people yeah and it's like so where is this humble like i don't care if i have to be the one it's fucking hilarious every single time i've opened the tiktok app for the last six months four finger movements and he's

there with the cowboy hat bro have you seen your kids grow like have you you know what I mean it's fucking hilarious and you will not convince me otherwise and I mean there's something to be said about the fact that he still lives in like a nice house in Hollywood he has a very nice lifestyle I just saw him front row at the noah khan concert like he's doing just fine okay at the expense of all these like little fucking 10 year old kids who are using their mom's money to buy him a cowboy hat yeah that's what i'm saying his life his lavish lifestyle isn't sad so if that's how he's making the money i'm gonna make fun of it okay like yeah in a light-hearted way too it's not like you came on and you just like ripped him

apart i didn't come on and say he tried to assault me in a dressing room when I was 18 He was fucking 74 Like you know what I mean Like I said if that's all I'm saying I think he's getting off pretty scot-free You know what I mean Here's the thing as well If I thought Alyssa Violet was a tree-hugging, peacekeeping, Bible-thumping, fucking kind woman

who really just cared about the best interest of other people, it wouldn't enrage me as much as it does. Here's the thing. You want to use David Dobrik's pool, and I mean that with my whole fucking chest. What's wrong with Marshmello's pool? Is he gone? I'm wondering. I'll call him. And don't even allow me to comment on that you want to use david's pool or kick it with david and natalie and that's that's your side okay and like moses said it's like you've drank the kool-aid dude like i side with jeff and you know that so we already have an opposing side there right like i side with jeff and the whole david situation already right there okay then we make a podcast mentioning one of her best friends, Tessa Brooks, and an altercation that happens.

Listen, I will say Tessa Brooks can live. OK, like I just I want to bury it. Do you keep going? And now you feel the need to defend Jason because you're drinking that Kool-Aid and Tessa because you're dying on that hill and you come on. No, it was not. She's not. She used it. She saw the opportunity and she said, oh, my God, this is enough of a reason to do something

that she already wanted to do, which was make a video slandering you, thinking that she was going to get a bunch of people to rally behind her because you are somebody who is controversial on the Internet and has a lot of people who like maybe don't like you sometimes. And then we haven't even gotten to the video itself let's get to the video itself you're sitting in a car clearly with someone else clearly with someone else like turning and laughing like trying to laugh at me like it's giving like the two it's giving regina and fucking katie are in the car and like huh we're gonna be giving TikTok event she's such a big dumpster I mean right I'm right yeah right suck me okay she makes

this video and her entire thing is that I'm just this evil fucking bully who's shaming everyone but god forbid accountability and other people might just also fucking suck right and then in the video she goes to talk about how i sell my butthole on all first of all i never have second of all i'm gonna now out of spite okay third of all what the fuck do where do you get off i get off i am going to make merch with tana's asshole and alissa's face on the same fucking shirt. Honest to God. What? Like that's the most shameful thing in the world.

Here's what I'm going to say. How about this? How isn't that how a lot of people are making an honest living and how they're supporting their children? Fuck you. Stupid idiot. Do you know how many times I've been out with Alyssa Violet and she's asked me if she should start an only if I can help her because she has no fucking money and then you're gonna come online and shame me that's what I heard

you know how many times I've literally the last time I was with her was at Barley's like and she's fucking jaw swinging asking me about fans you you wanted to do it you're just mad because you wouldn't succeed at it because you fucking flopped maybe she should get back into diss tracks and that's what that was that was also an honest living right the highest moment of your career was being so wildly negative to someone else and here's the thing I have always genuinely thought and here's the thing as well when all started happening, I woke up to like 15 texts from influencers, people like with lots and lots of followers begging to come sit on this podcast and do a testimonial of a time

that Alyssa Violet was horrible to them, okay? And I might do it for the Patreon. I might have a whole fucking episode where we circle people coming in and telling their stories. The amount of stories I've heard in the last week, it is a collective agreement that she is one of the meanest girls in LA. You and I, you'll get into your your piece on that okay you know what I mean

but here's where I stood at one point right she had her whole moment with Jake Paul and then so did I and I was in this place where I was like the world would want us to hate each other it would feed into that like letting I don't want to say letting a man win because Jake never wanted us to hate each other but I'm just saying like you know what I mean I wanted to like rise above that and say like look even though that we shared these similar interests and whatever like and it'd be easier for us to hate each other here we are as friends right and I and I also I do love Lele and like Lele is very close with Alyssa so a lot of Lele shit I would go to Alyssa would be there and I would like just do my best and you know me I'm I'm very like friendly like I would do my best to be like really friendly with this girl and post photos and hang

out and talk but I always felt like she didn't really fucking like me and eventually I mean obviously this proves the point like I don't know She really likes anyone other than her Close friends that she can keep for a Couple years right well I mean she Cycles through friends like she cycles Through hair color like she is and it's Like I tried my best you clear you never Wanted to like me and this is your like

Final excuse and like and don't even get Me started on the Jake shit like you Just want it in my and this is murky Water because it's like you just want it in my and this is murky water because it's like I always want to like ride for the woman in every situation but I know for a fact so much shit she said and that like hit piece towards him wasn't true and it's like you just wanted to go date banks that's what bothered me so much about the whole um like Ricky Banks situation or whatever it was like I don't know like the Paige Lorenz like whole Depop thing

That she did I'm like all of this over Ricky Banks like No offense Ricky Banks but like I love Ricky Banks I mean I do but you know what I mean Like it's like somebody who's not Known for being a loyal guy but you're Gonna shame some random girl that you literally Don't have never met that's

The thing and I don't even know if that's the guy they were talking About that's what just what I assume but but it's Just like you you bullied Paige Lorenz On depop which is the craziest mad lib Of a sentence ever I hate 2024 you Don't know her she was sitting bored on Her couch checking her fucking what's The difference between girl in tree and

Paige Lorenz pink depop gate I can't There isn't I think that's almost kind Of worse right there is no difference so she sends me this long dm I don't know if you want me to read it in full it's really not necessary but it basically says first line yo I don't really know you why was she calling me dog in our text dawg and I was like okay central c yo I don't really know you first line already offended alissa violet i have met you at least 150 fucking times i've spent hours with you we have so many mutual friends i have gone to birthday dinners with you i have been around you in so many ways you want to know why you don't remember me

because for a long time i didn't have any followers or clout okay and you know when you started noticing me and maybe saying hi here and there as soon as this podcast started blowing up and I will never forget that I noticed that about people I will never forget every time you've ever talked about people only coming around to you or showing you the time of day once this podcast started to take off it was kind of in reference to Alyssa Violet was always in right I reference. I'm so particular about that because I keep those people in the back of my mind always. Because if you treated me one way before I had canceled podcasts and you treat me a different way afterward. Listen, that's literally deeply ingrained in my memory.

Okay. Doesn't matter. She goes on to say that your most recent TikTok is not an accurate description of my Depop caption. Okay. It's so easy. You could have just Googled it. That's what she said. She said, I never called Paige Lorenz a whore, nor did I say she was trying to steal my man.

This is why podcasts and TikToks are so toxic and dangerous because they spread misinformation like wildfire. Made a diss track with Ricegum. 10 million views. The entire point I made with Tana was to not platinum the entire point i made with tana was to not support cyber bullying then everybody made it about jason nash which was not my point like i told tana earlier i cannot wrap my head around how some people use this platform we were given to spread constant targeted incessant hate toward others alissa be so fucking for real let me keep going i'm loving your addressing to camera though. The page comment was just a silly story on a Depop caption.

Was just a silly story on a Depop caption. It wasn't constant targeting bullying videos towards somebody trying to make extra cash. Again, misinformation that you're spreading with your video. So I went ahead and screenshotted the Depop caption to send to her. Just so that she knew I actually wasn't that wrong at all. This was the caption in question. Pink tight dress, super snatched, makes your waist look tiny. I wore to a party with my situation ship in 2021 and it was a weird mini rave and this girl came up to me and said she loved me and she thought I was super cool. She told me she

followed me for years and wanted to be just like me. Then she followed me all around the party all night like a stalker and my friends thought that she was sketchy but I gave her like me. Then she followed me all around the party all night like a stalker. And my friends thought that she was sketchy, but I gave her a chance. Then she pulled me aside and said, by the way, I hooked up with your ex. Can we still be friends? And I walked away. That girl was Paige Lorenz, first and last name she used. This is all in Depop to sell a pink dress.

All in Depop to sell a pink dress for fucking $50. Unless you don't have $50. You have fucking 13 million followers. You better get online with your bestie. Or maybe you should sell your butthole like you asked me to anyway my situation should send my waist look snatched in the dress but like that was nice doesn't matter that was the caption so i i went ahead and sent that to her because i thought she might like to see it since she said that i i was clearly misinformed she said yes thank you my point proven and i'll spare you the millions of voice memos she sent back and forth.

But basically, I was like, no offense. I don't care if you didn't call her a whore or a boyfriend stealer. You were you deliberately wrote a super malicious caption out of fucking thin air for no fucking reason. On specifically on deep pop of all places, bitch. I'm like, talk about trying to make a quick dollar okay and you're like you're gonna try to say that you like you hate cyber bullying you don't even know this girl and the thing is page lorenz is another person who's kind of like you tana where a lot of people on the internet rally behind like they just hate her okay it's a thing it's like there's a lot of

people against her so i think that it was like kind of targeted specifically to her because she knew that she could get people to rally and that shit also went viral like you knew what you were doing like and it went you knew what you were doing and it went viral and so I we were sending all these voice memos back and forth whatever she says what's your number and she calls me and I'm really nice to her on the phone I'm like listen I I don't mean to like because I had made a TikTok and I was like, Alyssa, weren't you the one who did this Depop thing? Like calls coming from inside the house situation. Wasn't even mean.

It was just like, listen, like you're a bully. Let's not call out other bullies. Okay. Other non-bullies. She calls me and she mentions like, you know what? Like she did this to Jason. It wasn't even supposed to be about Jason. I didn't know anything about that Jason situation. I like okay well another point I should make if you don't

know anything about a situation then why the fuck are you commenting on it and yes you do she was like saying like if you guys don't I like Tana and Trisha like if you're on that side like if you didn't know anything about the Jason situation how would you know that that side exists not adding up Alyssa but I'm like I don't know Hopefully your fucking Depop money is Then she goes on to mention That she was writing

For Tessa Brooks And I mentioned to her Listen to me And this is this I want to go on record And say Tessa Brooks Is one of my close friends I love Tessa Brooks

Okay I was put in like a Kind of interesting situation With that Paige story Because it's like Paige Is my best friend. OK, so when she's sitting here telling me a story, I don't want to invalidate her story. But I also don't want to like be like smear campaign.

Yeah, smear campaign Tessa. So it was just like an awkward situation for me. I don't even know if I like how I handled it. I I didn't know what to do in that situation. And I like I felt bad for both parties. I felt bad for like, you know, like dismissing Paige. I felt bad for condem parties I felt bad for like you know like dismissing Paige I felt bad for condemning Tessa it was just strange and I've since apologized to Tessa because it's like I just don't I don't want to have beef with Tessa I've been friends with her for a long time whatever

so I told Alyssa that that doesn't matter and then I basically she asks me if I can delete the video can you delete the video I go if you really need me to delete the video I'll delete the video. Can you delete the video? I go, if you really need me to delete the video, I'll delete the video. Oh, no, no, no. But first she says, you know that your video is getting a lot of attention just because people are watching your Clinton Cain series. And I want to go on record and say, Alyssa, I have been getting so many views, so many more views than you for so long, long before my 14 part series about clinton kane it is actually ridiculous okay for you to assume that's exactly what i mean though like her

entire demeanor has always been talking down to people amari was telling me how like the 35th time he'd hung out with her and me like all night for a while she tried to treat him like he was a waiter literally a waiter i'm margie stewart tan i can't tell you how many times i remember specifically i'm in like a suite with her at caesar's palace she doesn't fucking say a word to me i've met her a thousand times she'll be standing in a circle of three people and she won't look in in my eyes i know who you are always been that like anytime i've ever been with alissa like even like lele's wedding it's like she wants to sit in the corner and talk shit about everyone else and laugh at other

people's looks and their whatever and it's like like I had to get away I was like watching the UFC fight I can name 10 girls off the top of my head who have horrible experiences with Alyssa Violet that's just that's just the facts okay but I would never talk numbers I don't give a fuck about views or whatever it is but you're not going to tell me that the only people the reason people are watching my video about you is because I'm having a viral moment because I exposed somebody else because I'm also this big bully. Okay. So I set her straight on that. And I, I said, you know what, if you need me to delete it, I will. But then, you know what? I thought about it and I said, actually, I'm not going to delete

that video. This is what happened. I go, listen, I fear it may have to be a follow-up. I'm not going to delete that video. This is what happened. I go, listen, I fear it may have to be a follow up. I'm not deleting my video because I don't I mean what I said. But if you want me to clear up that you didn't say the words dirty whore or stole my boyfriend, I will. So I made kind of like a backhanded video, like a follow up being like, sorry, guys, Alyssa actually didn't say dirty whore. Like it was like it was like kind of satirical. It was funny whatever and she says you can defend tana but also say i spoke with alissa and she had good

intentions it was a pileup of negative videos and she just happened to choose the jason one to respond you never had good intentions she's telling me straight up but also on the phone she's saying um if you want me to come on the podcast and clear it up, I'm like, respectfully, we have only the most elite of talent. No one else will come on. It's just Trisha Paytas. And she's just, you know, she's texting me. Who cares? Whatever.

I go on just Trish yesterday or day before yesterday. And I say my piece. I say, listen, I don't think this is a nice girl. I don't think that what she did to Paige was nice. I don't think that she's the one to call out anyone for being mean because I've had personal experiences with her being mean. I've seen her be mean to other people. I know that she can't keep a friend. That's just the vibes. She texted me yesterday. And that's what I'm saying. If it was like Nora Smith calling me out, like I'd go look in the mirror, you know, like you're mean. This is what she says, Tana. Girl, you are so messy. I just saw a clip from Trisha's podcast

and I am so sad. I thought we had a good talk and you said you are so messy. I just saw a clip from Trisha's podcast and I am so sad. I thought we had a good talk and you said you understood my point. I did understand her point, okay? That we aren't supposed to be cyberbullying, but my point was- We're not! Of course, well, this is the thing. That is the point. We're not supposed to be cyberbullying, but my point was you are a cyberbully. You're a cyberbully. Anyway, she said- Remember that movie? She said, you completely 180'd with what you told me originally.'re a cyber bully. Anyway, remember that movie? She said you completely 180 with what you told me originally. It's very disappointing. Also, you made up a few random lies about me out of nowhere.

It was interesting. I distinctly remember how we spoke on spreading misinformation. Fabrication can be damaging and harmful, harmful. And you agreed. Yet you completely said I saw my whole. I don't. Well, that's what she's talking about. She's talking about how I said that she um had inquired

about only fans to you david's pool isn't even that great either like i'm sure the ymca downtown honestly has the same pack this is what got me really bad tana she said i understand you have to publicly defend your co-host who gave you your career but to throw me under the bus after you privately told me something so different is wild i sincerely hope these paychecks are worth your morality girl unfortunately there is a reason nobody wants to come on the podcast and this after you privately told me something so different is wild. I sincerely hope these paychecks are worth your morality, girl. Unfortunately, there is a reason nobody wants to come on the podcast, and this is a huge part. Actually, Alyssa, you want to come on the podcast.

You asked me yesterday, you fucking weird bitch. Sorry. Anyway, I said, Alyssa, be so fucking for real. I said, you called me and you said your piece. We had a very condescending conversation and i told you straight up that i stood behind my video and i'm sorry that i got the words wrong and you didn't call her a whore that's the truth i said i think you are mean i think you are mean and i think that you're dismissive and i think that you made that video without or about tana

with complete deliberate intention to get her hate messy is coming out of a social media break just to condemn tana in defense of jason nash of all people i said bless your hate messy is coming out of a social media break just to condemn tana in defense of jason nash of all people i said bless your heart messy is not the word and i said i reached out to tessa because i do love and i respect her but you've been rude to me 100 out of 100 times i've met you and you called me to delete a video just because you knew it was getting tractions in your words just because i'm having a viral moment so you reap what you sow i said i love you reap what you sow be nice and, I love you reap what you sow. Be nice and people would be nice.

And I don't even know if I want to read this. Her MLA formatted fucking novel. But poor grammar, by the way, I read it today. It's like you got bigger fish to fry. It's up to you. I don't even know. It's really not worth it, but it's like. It's just fucking stupid.

And I finally sent her a voice memo where I told her I was like, listen, what you're not going to tell me is that I'm defending Tana because she gave me a career. I'm defending Tana because I hate that people come for you on the internet because you feel like an easy target because they know that they can get people to rally behind them. But now is not the time. Now is literally not the time. I also think it's like...

You are in such a different era of your life right now. You're so, in my opinion, unproblematic and you haven't done anything wrong to people and if anything people have done you so wrong recently that it's like it's not even it's it's fucking you know what kick rocks alissa i think it's like i'm finally at this point where it's like i see the world very clearly and i can see where i've done wrong and i can see where others have done wrong i'm not saying I'm perfect I'm not saying I'm the be-all end-all with the gavel who makes the decisions I'm just saying like I I'm not going to just sit back and watch this narrative where women call out people more importantly men but people in general who have done them wrong and they're the bad guy they're the bully they're the toxic they're the whatever like no it just absolutely not and was anybody condemning her when she made that huge video

about jake paul and how how wrong he did her no everybody got behind her because they you know what i mean like and it's like and then even just on the note of like girl and tree again if if funny i laugh he if you were dutrick if you were were do trick but I listen I didn't say anything on that podcast on Trisha's podcast or the podcast today that I didn't say to her in real life that's just the fact my favorite part of this whole interaction of the both of you was that after her literal Twilight series novel you responded with a voice memo and she said I'm not listening to that there you are she says i'm not listening to your voice messages nor do i have to you have proved who you are to me countless times oh so

now you admit you have met me countless times isn't that funny miss i don't really know you okay anyway you have had opportunities to make amends with certain people situations and predicaments that you've gotten yourself into and decided to get defensive backtrack and make even up more or make up even more fabrications to cover up by the way is she on fucking thesaurus.com i know this bitch isn't this literate there's clearly no solution oriented way we are going to solve our issues so i suggest we stop talking i do not agree with who you are as a person and i think you are a very messy individual and i said piss off alissa you're the meanest girl in town and i mean that i really town. And I mean that.

I really like I really do think that if we gathered every single person who agrees with that, like we'd have guests forever. Like it's not like it's a just us thing. You know, it's very widely, widely known across Los Angeles. And it was something that I, again, was always willing to look past and for Lele and Try for the narrative of our past and Whatever but like god damn and like I Was really sad to see her do that Because it was just like I knew the Internet would take care of it like

Genuinely I when I watched that Jason Nash there's a video to because of Course like our audience is huge and we Weaponize our like we don't mean to Weaponize our audience but that's what Happens our like we don't mean to weaponize our audience But that's what happens like people are gonna go bully Alyssa Alyssa after this and that is how it works But like it's all just like it's poking the bear. It's the same thing with Clinton Like if you're gonna like stand on it like stand on what you've said and if I sometimes you're wrong

Sometimes you literally just take the wrong stance and you need to accept it You took the wrong stance in this situation. And then where like she just been accountable and like maybe just dropped the act for 10 minutes. Like that we wouldn't be sitting here saying how much potential she has. OK, like, you know what, Alyssa? It's about radiation. Sorry, I have to stop. I think that in life as well, one of my biggest like triggers and something that like I really genuinely feel passionate about is if you can't take the heat don't stand in the kitchen and I

mean that like that's what I said I said you shouldn't have come out of your social media break if this was what you were gonna do because apparently you weren't ready she wasn't on a break either she was bleaching her eyebrows on social media last Wednesday you're just mad it wasn't working sorry I don't know I just like genuinely if you cannot take the heat then don't stand in the kitchen like you wanted to come at me and you wanted the whole world to hate on me that was your goal and i think it's because you were defending tessa and you love david's pool like genuinely but you don't have to defend tessa i'll defend tessa fuck like if we're comparing you and tessa like tessa's a saint like Like. Yeah. 100%. 100%. I went.

I'm going to my text with Alyssa. Because you read yours. And I thought it'd be fun to look at what I said. So. The night before the Avatar porn. My Bryce Hall night. The fact that that is even a sentence. It's a reference point.

Oh my god. I forgot. It's so funny when I like actually look back at all of our texts. It's just her like sending me shit about other people talking shit. Or like what are you wearing? And it's like I'm wearing a Skims dress um literally like sending me canceled clips like who's this about i'm dying like sending me dream while he's getting she said she said she loves our podcast but then she went on to say that no wonder you can't get a guest like i'm gonna get marshmallow

i texted her the the night where i'm like with bry, like in Vegas. Like I genuinely like don't remember. Like I was just like, I might as well find out. I said, am I in trouble? What did you post? Say it with your chest, which is a crazy way to open. I realized, but also like, fuck you. Our texts are so bad. I like she sends me this whole novel about she's been quiet on the sidelines,

but I'm just sending constant hate to Jason and talking about Tessa. And I'm so wild. I go go so you rep jason and tessa um she goes i rep tessa till i die jason goes live to make money to provide for his children i said and we're not accounting for what he did to trisha suddenly we're so forgiving ha ha ha like i just started calling her alssa Nash And to be honest with you She started sending me novels And I started replying with bitmojis Like I sent this Don't be silly

Like I just didn't know what to do I was a little mean I don't know I get to a point where it's like I do feel like a bully And look at me I am on a podcast talking shit about somebody But it's like I'm so Like I hate when people Come for you

Like I Specifically right now In this moment Because I'm like I feel like it's coming At you from every Fucking direction And it's pissing me

The fuck off That's what I'm saying I just want two weeks So bad But I understand that It comes with this life But like Yeah it was just

So unwarranted And her stance Was so wrong As someone who's apologized a million times and like had to get canceled a million times and come out like whenever anyone with a presence or if someone posts something and like people are interacting with it coming at me my very first thought is like I'm gonna watch this from all angles mentally and see if I'm wrong. And if I am, I'm the first person to go do the fucking inner work and like grow from it.

Right. Like, like I'm so self-aware. Right. Like if someone's saying I'm fucking wrong, I'm going to sit there and think, am I, how does someone else view this?

Like, and it was just, it was so crazy. And I think that the entire TikTok she made about me truly encapsulated who she is as a person. Like you're laughing. The giggling. Like, oh, and she's an fans girl selling her whole. Like you're laughing with your friend.

A lot of people are. And like, again, also an honest living that some people are doing just to support their kids. Okay. It was just so hypocritical and like wrong. And then I tried to have A conversation with her and like again They're like everything she says does

Not add up with her actions it's like It's such a level of hypocrisy that you Can't even reason with it and then she's Just doubling down on it to the point Where I'm like what else am I supposed To do other than talk about it on a Podcast like I don't know what else to Like it's that you want it's everywhere

Yeah and this is our job we get paid Lots of money for it I don't know what else to Like it's that you want it's Everywhere yeah and this is Our job we get paid lots of money for it we don't even Have to have depop I'm gonna go buy the pink dress I tried I think it's sold Imagine I Was just wearing it so funny Paige Lorenz should have bought it

100 and that yeah like dude That just is Like you're doing the same thing i don't know i i really could talk about it for like hours because i feel so passionately i'm like what the actual fuck like just what the actual fuck was not only that video but your second video and your text us like and just everything like you're you're the worst at least she's hot it's true it's really hot makes it worse because it adds to like the reginification of it all yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know what to say i had a lot of people warn me and say like I don't know if you should do this because she will make up lies to win.

You know what I mean? And I could really foresee her. Yeah. I'm being like, yeah, I saw her shooting up heroin or like, I don't know. That's why I said we did the together. You know what I mean? I was going to say she was just out. But listen, I'll cover all bases.

I know. You know, a lot of people think that we like we Well especially me Like after the last episode I like Apparently didn't condemn Lila enough And everyone's like She's afraid of Everyone telling Like

That she used to do All the time I'm like I will say I used to do All the time Like hello If that's the worst Thing you have in the closet

Lila doesn't have anything on me I'm just I just don't want anyone To fucking kill themselves Yeah That's fair It's all a fucking mess I know We've really made a mess You have in the closet Lila doesn't have Anything on me I'm just I just don't want Anyone to fucking Kill themselves Yeah That's fair It's all a fucking mess

I know We've really made a mess I think we might have to do Like some sort of like Like balancing act Like maybe we go Open up a school And um

Like Didn't Tessa do that Tessa Brooks She can actually help us Maybe we open up a school Next door to Tessa Brooks That's how we make amends With Tessa Brooks

We bring Paige Everybody's happy and Paige Lorenz and we're all wearing hot pink Dresses you know we're on live pan Handling while we open the school yeah And that's how you know what mm-hmm a Hundred percent and we sell pictures of Our butthole obviously obvious for more

Supplies for the children uh-huh i'm gonna kill myself i mean dude it's funny because now we're about to shoot for patreon and this was something we were like never doing before this is a new thing unlocked and i do still have so much more to say but i think i'm leaving it for there and i'm really excited our goal with the patreon you guys actually let me get the list before i just spread misinformation our canceled patreon is going to be ten dollars a month weekly canceled bits clips bonus segments and more essentially everything that we just can't talk about straight to the public will be living there ad free episodes monthly patreon exclusive live stream which that's scary because that means you can ask us absolutely anything and we will tell you. 15% discount code for upcoming merchandise. Yes, it's coming.

Private community chats, exclusive canceled hotline. We are so excited to use that to kind of give you guys advice and we'll be answering all the Patreon questions on the actual canceled podcast. Early access for tickets and new tour dates, canceled Patreon exclusive t-shirt once a year and a canceled holiday card. So if you guys do want to come hang out over there essentially it's just so we stop canceling ourselves with a lot of the stuff that we say on this podcast nothing will change over here i think we'll just go a little harder over there and that's all i'm gonna say if you want to join it it's linked below and yeah i'm so excited i am so excited I think we're gonna have a live reaction later to Clinton's mom reveal Potentially on patreon we can probably say that because I mean it will cut it if not

But it'll be out by the time this episode's out if it's real you guys I fear I have to get off This mic I think so too I think we've done enough for the day it's so funny To just the way like when it rains it Pours like last week is Clinton Zach Saying like and now this week is oh That's what we can do on patreon I'm Gonna read you my Zach saying text oh Beautiful that's gorgeous but genuinely I'm really hoping like our next few

Episodes are like meditative with page And we're back to like jack it off under The rainbow tarp or something. You know what I mean? Like just me too. I would like to be a little bit more lighthearted. I really am not. I'm not a hateful person. I don't have a lot of hate in my heart, except sometimes I have a lot of hate in my heart and I'm a hateful person. We love you guys so much. And thank you for all the opportunities you give us even today at our shoot. I was just like, wow, I can't. If you told Brooke and I when we first sat down on this couch that we'd be doing this, it's crazy. And again, I love a lighthearted episode, but this week did not call for that.

No one go watch Avatar porn. I think I'm doing it right the fuck after this. I'm having a viewing party. Amanda Diaz is coming over. Everything's amazing. Not kidding. And you'll have the vibrator with the Tetris screen on it and everything will be fine. It's going to be amazing.

We love you guys so much. Now don't bully people unless. No bullying. They deserve it. And it's a little funny. Goodbye.