Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 92: BROOKE AND TANA REACT TO CLINTON KANE’S TIKTOK SERIES

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

On this episode of the Cancelled Podcast we react to Clinton Kane's Tiktok series,  Trump getting shot, and surprise Paige with something!  Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get 15% off with promo code CANCELLED at https://LumeDeodorant.com ! #lumepod Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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Find your pro at your local Tread Experts. From Tires to Auto Repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. Come on, Brooke, one of them no please you guys and you know what you put me on the spot like that and then everybody's like she doesn't vibe with them like but it's like i just don't bark like it's just not really my thing you just like don't want to embarrass yourself publicly and i get it the only reason that i ever was so passionate about you barking is that i think if you ask any single person to bark it says a lot about them how they decide to bark yes but what does it say about me for me to not decide to bark you're not a dog you don't get that dog i'm a self-respecting

individual which we have witnessed on this podcast to not be true it's well you're looking at barking as this whole degrading thing yeah i feel like you're trying to peg me like i'm like and what's wrong with that it feels like you're emasculating me like you're trying to get me to like like bar like like jump you know no no i think it's empowering i think you're gaslighting me i think this is what you would say we just growled into the mics yeah like i know but this is a manipulation tactic and i'm learning to discover them quicker listen one day she's i just know it she's gonna get on all fours and fucking when you start howling i'm gonna be caller and leash when you have like an lax airport incident like that you're gonna start barking a hundred percent

i still can't believe i did that i really didn't mean to i can and i loved it it was one of my favorite hannah motion stories i wish it's just so funny because if you were there you would have beat the brakes off me no i don't think that's true i think in that situation you see how i play i get it sometimes that's true that's true sometimes you like will side with me but i just all things consider that day i try to side with who i feel is right in the moment you do got that dog in you yeah yeah speaking of hi guys so first of all it's crazy slipper day over here yeah and i poached tana's slippers but i had to because i was having like a little bit of an emotional day so now she let

me wear the slippers that i like it's so funny these ones were for brooke and they're like a size six and i feel my toe about look at my toe it's like it has a boner you're about to rip it's busting out of them did go with my first lady outfit i'm like dressed i'm dressed business casual for the cancel podcast today we are going to different places right now I just rolled out of bed First of all I'm so fucking hungover Second of all you are running for office Third of all you're going to the club

I'm going to Barty's meeting I liked it I think we all dressed for each of our themes of the day I got dibs on presidential shooting Oh I like that I got dibs on my ex making rounds How dare he My shirt says girl blogging You got dibs on my ex making rounds. How dare he? My shirt says girl blogging. I don't know what the fuck.

You got dibs on Patreon drama. Oh my God. Fuck. Okay, I'm into that. I'm into that. I can handle it. What should we start with? Well, I mean, first of all, here's the goal for today, right?

Let's set a goal. We never do that at the beginning of the game. This is healthy. Yeah. I feel like the goal genuinely today is, you know, lighthearted. Jack it off under the rainbow tarp we're having fun with it we're silly goofy right yeah these bitches are gonna be so sick of me no i will admit i've had like a little bit of a like oh no i've i've really been like nailing

everyone a little too hard on the cancel podcast i've kind of been having bad vibes and i admit it you guys so today's good vibes i don't think you've been having bad vibes i don't i think i like personally i've been having bad vibes and it's it's translated on on like you've been having bad vibes. I don't have. No, I think I, like, personally have been having bad vibes, and it's translated on, like, I've been just. Well, I think a lot's just happening. I said it in the Alyssa episode last week. Like, I would do anything for just two weeks. Where it was like, we sat here and we're like, what do we talk about?

The weather. Like, no one's death threatening me via text. But, like, you said on that episode, it's like, they make it too easy. It just, like like some things just keep popping up out of nowhere like a 29 part series from quentin kane we have so much to fucking talk about can you believe i'm i literally can't actually i can because that man um he did his big one wait so can now i can talk about the voice memo i never talked about the voice memo i

think i might have mentioned it on patreon which we know k-wop one has clicked but brooke is coming at this one account for leaking the patreon but it's they leaked our whole live shows every live show that they obviously didn't attend so they have malicious intent they're going out seeking out the videos and then posting them knowing like doing it like you know it's malicious to get views it's not like it's not like fun and like flirty like oh i want people to be able to see it it's like it's it's literally like they don't like us and that's why they're doing it and it like that's what bothers me about it i agree with that and it is hard i i know that it's just one of the downfalls that comes with all of this and listen i'm about to put my foot into hiring a fucking dmc takedown team and i think that eventually

the patreon will never get leaked because that's the goal we appreciate all the people that subscribed and we want to give them something that no one else sees And I don't care if it ends up On TikTok every time I'm gonna put my Fucking Barefoot Bare paw Put my barefoot Into this Patreon See that could have been

A cool time for you to bark That would have been A cool time But it wouldn't Let her rip And also Sorry for cutting you off When you were saying

A very important sentence And then I was like That was a cool time For you to bark Oh my god Mute my mind The immediate apology is crazy No you nailed it But yeah no I wanna be serious I really do very important sentence and then i was like that was a cool time for you to bark oh my god mute my mind the immediate apology is crazy no you nailed it but yeah no i want to be serious i really do like i patreon is really exciting to me and i think it's a really fun thing that we're doing

so i'm i'm still going to be controversial as fuck on patreon okay 100 and we appreciate so much obviously everybody who's subscribed you're not gonna regret it let me tell you that much at all and k-wup one is getting deleted immediately she can only do so much she can't post no yeah wait till she gets finds out her account is banned permanently attacking one person is just so funny to me it okay i know i just was like i'm not gonna be malicious anymore i'm good vibes only and i'm like death to k-wop one you know what's funny is i almost fucked this guy named k-wop a while ago no so it's like when i swear to god his name is k-wop someone i shouldn't have fucked i didn't i came to my senses, okay? That's good. I'm just saying

every time you say K-Wop I'm like, where is he? You know, not like where is he, like where is he? Like where is he? Like where is he?

Yeah. Posting on TikTok. Clearly. K-Wop. We should probably just start with Clinton Cain. Yeah, so then we can get like funny and goofy.

Silly and goofy. I will say, his series was silly and goofy. I was going to talk about this voicemail on the podcast and then I goofy I was going to talk about this voice my mom on the podcast and then I decided I was going to spare a fan okay because the fan didn't want to be like thrown under the bus or whatever but then Clinton mentioned this fan in his series so now the fan feels like fair game and it's like a sweet fan who's well they've been playing both sides like telling like Clinton inside about me and telling me inside about Clinton but I wasn't

going to stop engaging because I needed the inside about Clinton very fair sure and so they sent me a screen recording of this voice memo from Clinton in which he states that he pities me and I am so with such a despicable human being for making up all these lies and he just cannot believe that somebody's life is so miserable that they have to make up these lies. And then at the end of the, at the end of the, should I just play it? Yeah.

At the end of the voice memo, he states, wait. It's so hard because I just always want to hit the Wendy Williams death to all of them. And then like, it's like, you're not Wendy Williams.

Clap if you think he should suffer. Okay. I'm not going to play the whole thing. I just want you to, it's a minute long but i want you to hear the end what is it i just pity her like the kind of her so american life that she has to live to be able to do this the kind of person she has to be it's just sad i just look at her and i think how pathetic like it's just sad you know what i mean it's just it's a bunch of bullshit it's just sad and july 12th everyone will see everyone saw everyone but that's what's the joke that voice memo was

taken like three weeks ago that's how long he was preparing this like what he thought was going to be like the drop of the century i didn't even think about that you know what i mean we thought it was going to be a mom reveal i thought it was going to be a mom reveal. I thought it was going to be a mom reveal. No, I was fully ready. Everybody like wait till July 12th. He's doing a mom reveal because I had seen that he had been in the Philippines. I was like, oh, he must have like gone to see his mom done a video or whatever. But no, what I never expected was a fucking 29 part series from Clinton Cain.

You know what cracks me? It's like every video has two million views and like 2000 likes. I'm not every single video for trying. You know what cracks me? It's like every video has 2 million views and like 2,000 likes. I'm not every single video. And it blesses her for trying, but how validating it has been to me to see everybody like finally see what I went through. Because there are a lot of people who are like, wait, I felt gaslit for a second. No, for a second he had me. And then I was like, I snapped back.

I snapped back to reality. I'm like, wait, he's talking about you guys being at Mel's for actually five hours and not just one. Like, no one cares where the fuck is your mom so what's so funny about it too is like like there's every little thing like yeah like you said he honed in on the on all these like specific details but like specifically to discredit me as like a as a storyteller okay basically make it seem like I told all of these lies and because of that I am no longer credible and the story must not be true

and the lies included like oh we got pulled over pulled over on the way home from Joshua Tree. Not the way there. Like, it was cracking me up to like, I can't even explain it. And when it came to like the act, wait, sorry. No, go ahead. When it came to like the actual issue that everyone's like, okay, what about your mom? It was like a five second video being like, and it wasn't actually my mom. It was this woman that I really resonated with and I loved her.

And he said it was not pathological lying like everybody thinks it is. It was one silly answer on a podcast, and I regret, like, I'm like, bless your heart. I never even got through the whole series. I'm still seeing little clips here and there. I never watch. I, like, skimmed through a couple. I'm going to admit there's, like, a lot of speculation that he fabricated text messages. It's not speculation, babe.

He used the iCloud edit feature in the screenshots and that feature didn't exist when you sent those texts. Oh my God. Okay, but I want to go on record really quick and say, I said that shit. Like what, Kid Rock? Oh yeah. Duh.

No, but I'm saying like the dates on the text were missing commas. But like some, you know what I mean? The internet was writing for me almost too hard to the point where i was like no guys like we i sent those texts yeah but you didn't say anything bad in those texts no not at all the gig and the gag and he i went through like because obviously i still have i have a first of all i have a clinton kane iphone y'all saw it if you were on tour i have a clinton kane iphone that still has every single text it's all my it's my old phone that i had when i was dating him so i have all those texts whatever and i was finding

fights like one time i got in so much trouble because he said how come you haven't texted me good morning I go I don't know I like I mean I just woke up and he goes well you sent me a TikTok at 10 30 why are you lying to me about when you woke up it was like this whole fight and it was like I just realized like you know what I was never gonna win but I what I loved about his series is that he validated me in ways that I can't even explain. Oh yeah. Like he made it so blatantly obvious exactly what it was like to go through that relationship with him. It was just so funny because it's like, he ended up gaslighting the public. He did. And some people fell for it and like, I get it. But like, also even if I, even if all those like lies that are like, like holes in my story were true, which they weren't. That's the thing

is you could make another 40 part series on debunking the the weird things he honed in on but it's like it'd be sad for you to do that because the bigger picture here is why is he honing in on those things yeah well here's my takeaway from his series is that first of all like this has it's gotten so big that it's like we've we've clinton kane is like we've taken care of it you know what i mean i don't even think we have to harp on it anymore i do think there should be petitions for lobotomies yeah so executions public like go fund me but like if enough people sign up no sorry but what i'm saying is like it's like almost not funny anymore it's like you you see that you guys see now that this is a very very mentally ill man that we need

to potentially get admitted somewhere happen to tarring and feathering people take them to the we see that you guys see now that this is a very very mentally ill man that we need to potentially get admitted someone happened to tarring and feathering people take him to the town center stone him to death sorry sorry guillotine no she's right but you're a you're the bigger person and i'm loving that i personally i've gotten my you know what i've i've gotten my vengeance like i feel I feel very validated I like the whole relationship was so frustrating

because there was no third party and nobody to tell him that he was wrong and I was right and now tens of millions of people have told him and it makes me

so grateful in ways that I cannot explain but I will go on record and say that I did say I wanted to fuck the shit out of Kid Rock and I meant it and

you have to maybe that's why you haven't done anal yet because it was meant for Kid Rock I I meant it and you have to maybe that's why you haven't done anal yet because it was meant for Kid Rock I'm being so fucking for real I did say nothing's more American than Kid Rock and nothing is more American than anal wait oh my god both mixed them up but y'all knew what I meant you have to wait for like the next 4th of July Kid Cock Kid Cock on the 4th I'm sorry all summer long I'm like dude All summer long. I'm like, dude. Yeah, no, I did say that.

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we're always there. TreadExperts.ca The other day, Alex Warren and Cover called me and they were telling me all these stories of times Clinton came over and was trying to brag to them about cheating on you. And they had to like cuss him out. Like Clinton came over and was trying to brag to them about

cheating on you and they had to like cuss him out like Clinton came over and he was like that's just my whole brand is being toxic like Brooke knows what she signed up for so I'm cheating on her and look at this girl and this girl like he was trying and they had to like yeah Alex messaged me the other day and was just like how crazy is this honestly the nicest thing that you could have done was just say that you would fuck the shit out of Kid Rock. Because you could have done way worse. I know. I should have cheated on him the whole time.

100%. I responded to the series and I just said, like, I don't feel any different about him after watching it. Like, nothing new has changed in my opinion. I knew he was going to do exactly that. I thought he would at least do it from, like, Brunei or something. I thought there'd be a spunky twist. However, like, lack of budget and production I knew it was gonna be just like that it does make me feel like weirdly sad that nobody cared about him enough to get him to not post that seriously like where's the PR team no seriously like I mean first of all I don't have a PR team

so he definitely doesn't have a PR team you know he definitely doesn't have a PR team. You know what I mean? Like, no offense, but like he, you know, like there's no reason he would have a PR team. And it makes me sad that his manager, like someone, there had to be a process. He would need Kris Jenner herself to save him PR wise. Like there's, there's no PR team on Beverly. I know, but that's what makes me feel a little bit of like, I don't want to say guilt. It's not guilt, but I feel like it's okay. We got, I got my vengeance. Everyone forward it's just hard it's just hard like it is just so shocking and it like i don't know but you have to like yeah i'd be psycho if i was watching this

all happen and being like heehee like this is funny yeah it's not funny it's really horrible but i appreciate your empathy i do appreciate your empathy and i think it's not funny it's really horrible but i appreciate your empathy i do appreciate your empathy and i think it's beautiful and it attests to who you are as a person yeah the fact that you still feel guilt over any of this is beyond it's hard it's it's because it's not guilt i felt guilt forever i didn't want to ever say anything but now it's like it's genuine you know what it what you know what it is page in the hands of the public i i look at him and i just pity him because how miserable i love the uno reverse too to tell these lies and it just it does make me sad he sat there and made a fucking google calendar and like all these things to validate what makes me sad is he believed he

genuinely believes what he's saying and still like he watched all of that back and wholeheartedly believed that he was right and i was wrong and. And that is a mental illness that I didn't even know existed until two years ago. 100%. Yeah. I said, and I'll say it again, I think he's right where you left him. And that within itself is so sad. Like, I've always said that certain people's lives are their own punishment. Yeah.

And listen, honestly, I don't know what he could do to come back from it. But take a second, call your therapist and tell her that your mom's alive because she's not, she's not helping you with the wrong. I've always said like, I think in this scenario from a PR standpoint, the best case for him. And I mean this with everything in me would have been to come online and tell

the truth. Just mess up. Yeah. Like I know. I didn't believe in myself. He's digging his heels in and it's like, why? Yeah.

I didn't believe in myself. I didn't believe in my music. I didn't believe in my ability to be a boyfriend i made these things up i came from a world where it caused me to maybe have these illnesses like pathologically lying and gas whatever the fuck you know like i think if he owned up to it yes people would be so angry but it would create a world for a new leaf to be turned over and growth to be shown and that's the only thing That could garner Any form of respect

In this scenario In my opinion Right I think it would have Slayed so hard If he got on He was like Yeah fuck

Seriously If he just handled That shit like Sketch If he was like Cat's out of the bag Wait can you I did have sexual relations

With all those women That weren't like Schofield And He's like Let's address the elephant In the room My mom's fucking alive I don't know what part

He got to his mom But it was like Part like 28 Out of 29 Like that within itself Is just insane And also Ask me how many

Videos out of 29 He had an Australian accent Like baby That's part one Yeah Like open with that No one gives a fuck About Mel's diner

But Ordered the whole menu just to stay longer. Clinton Kane, you are an embarrassment. I just saw this video today of, do you remember when he performed at that after party event? And I was just laughing. We were all like sobbing to his music. Like the belief in him that we all had. But it's, you know what?

It's almost like it actually made him work. He was so talented at the time. And it's like, I don want to say that because like there's all these videos going viral of him like performing like badly and stuff and it actually makes me sad like no it really does no he has a good voice because he was no like i don't know what like it's almost like being a bad person like makes you worse at things because it was when he started getting so horrible that he started getting so bad that's crazy god was like let me take those vocal cords away real quick seriously and i don't know i like i really i it's yeah i don't want to regret getting too mean about it because it's like the internet has done its job and thank you guys obviously for supporting me because it like really it felt good i love seeing you receive the support that you have had internally all along like

obviously everyone close to you has always felt this way but it's one thing for people around you to validate you because of course like they're telling you you want what you want to hear but like a lot of i was made to feel crazy in so many situations that like it was validating because he posted texts and those were real texts for me i was apologizing like a fuck a motherfucker but every single person who commented on those videos was saying like oh my gosh i can see exactly where brooke was coming from because i've been in situations like that with an ex or whoever who was gaslighting the fuck out of me and they respond the exact same way like those texts if anything were just proof of like the situation that you were putting yeah that's the thing i would i was constantly having to apologize and that's what was so infuriating

about it because i don't like to admit when i'm wrong and i also don't like to say i hate to say sorry if i'm not sorry and that's all i was doing he could have been telling me but that within itself is just an attest to the abuse and I honestly dude I've been saying this all week like my new bit and no one can stop me from this Clinton Kane is dead I know but I don't like that I don't mean like literally but I'm just saying like from our lives just yeah gone erase him I know and I'm I'm healed and I feel good and i feel amazing and i'm like i again like i just almost kind of not that i want it to be over because i caused this and i know that i did i think it will be but it just it's like it's a lot and it's i think the series was

the nail in the coffin he came to the forefront and showed everyone who he is and eventually it will like move on you know yeah have you seen all these girls on tiktok talking about how like jojo siwa just released her new song at like like not the most opportune time because everyone cares about the clinton stuff so much so she keeps making her choreography crazier like let's let jojo have a moment i don't even know she released clinton only jojo could save you and honestly it's not even working donald trump got shot and like and your shit had more do you know her shit had more engagement than donald trump's i don't know no i believe i fully believe that i saw some analytics but then where am i to say i'm gonna go on record and say that

those are faulty analytics as what were most of clinton's points and i don't know that is crazy yeah i got so drunk yesterday it was like not even okay like i was i was doing things i'm so ashamed of and weren't you just lezzing out i was lezzing out well that's and i'm not ashamed of that but i'm i was like i there's like evidence of me at a restaurant i wasn't even i know i don't even know i went to oh and i'm like seeing tiktoks of like people i didn't even know i met like i'm like i'm like kikiing with them but at least when you're hammered brooke Like you don't You hold yourself together

Yeah like you are composed I know you You always say that as a positive But it's not a positive It's a fucking curse Because then everybody thinks I was dead serious With all that shit I was saying

And I didn't mean Ooh Okay I do the same thing though I go from black the fuck out I'm like trying to like Keep composed like Keep it together

And then it just lights out But you go silent You get a case of the giggles That I've never seen you have before i also go silent i just i go non-verbal i can't talk i just go me too but imagine you're playing a game of telephone with yourself and everyone you've ever texted and facetimed ever yeah that's tough yeah i do choose i do choose peace yeah i choose peace and i know better at this point because i've ruined my life countless times how was the lezzing though? Are you ready to just... Like I said on the last episode,

I'm spending so much time with all these lesbians that I'm like, wait, I feel at home here. Yeah, you got the short nails going. You know what I mean? But I am, well, I've had the short nails going, but I'm scared of, you know how like the Swifties didn't welcome me? Like, because it was like, you either join or don't.

Like, I don't want to get accused of like queerbaiting or anything. So until I'm like literally scissored up, I'm just going to go ahead and stay safe. I got wildly accused of that for like a very long time and then I had to really like m Queerbaiting or anything. So until I'm like. Literally scissored up. I'm just gonna go. I got wildly accused of that. For like a very long time. And then I had to really like. Munch box for people to care.

And it honestly infuriated me. I don't really know. Because it's like. I was curious. I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah. Okay. But here's.

Okay. Here's what I think. It's like. The entire time I was dating Bella. Every Daily Mail article was like. Tana and friend. Bella and friend. Like.

They never once. History will say they're best friends. Yeah. Yeah. Weren't. Fighting cats and cats and dogs knocking knees and boots and shit yeah that's the thing but it's like you know if i don't know if i like horseback riding i like but i haven't tried it well but it's not a hobby it's not a hobby so if i don't okay wait so wrong wrong answer see i'm learning at with you guys but if i if i appear I appear Irish okay but I don't know that I'm Irish I've never checked okay I've got freckles and I've got almost red hair so sometimes I'm like oh my gosh I'm probably Irish but I've never done 23andme so until I get those results back

I won't know for sure I also have the most intelligent analogy ever like that was just so impressive sad I'm no no i'm good no that was such an intelligent i don't know if it's inherently in me because i've never put like i've really never put it to the test like like seriously like i've hooked up with girls but like drunk and like you know i've never like really tried to date a girl i also think it's very like it's a case by case for me it's like person it's I don't know like a person by person case so it's like queerbaiting no no like um actually having sex or like when it comes to like dating girls for me it's very and like just anyone I date in general like I just have

to like them as a person be like really attracted to them it doesn't matter like what sexuality they are like what they identify as it's just very like if I like you and like I think you're attractive and I like your personality like then you're for me but it's like maybe it just it's gonna take finding that for you to go there I think so too I 100% agree with I also think like women are it also could just be like literally I've been driven like literally off the rails by the men and it's just like that's what happened to me I also think with me like for example when I enter a room like I think I'm more straight than I am gay most of the time and like when I enter a room like I think I'm more straight than I am gay most of the time and like when I enter a room and there's like a bunch of hot guys I see them and I know that

they're hot guys because I think I'm inherently attracted more to men but like I'm not looking at all these girls like the more you talk to her like yes like for me with every girl I dated it was very like case by case like wait I just love you and I'm so attracted to you I'm not like walking into this room like trying to fuck y'all whereas if you were like straight guys I might be more like that's what your natural like disposition is yes instinctually your natural yes I understand I also think women are far more intimidating than men like you never know if they're actually like gay if like they're into it and it's like it's like fucking playing sudoku but that's how we figure it out bb

on camera just looked me dead in the eyes and goes me and bb are gonna hook up one day and i've always said that too i know it's it's like a lot of tension that goes on in this friend group it really is we just need to have a big group fuck no but i gotta just work it out one thing i am concerned for you with is in my opinion i have been the most emotionally terrorized yeah that's by the women i've dated like you want to talk about psychotic fights you want to talk because it's like psychological someone's matching your emotional intelligence and throwing it right back at you couldn't be a man a man when you guys when you fight with a man, all they can say is like, you stupid fucking bitch. A woman, like a woman will come for you and be like,

yeah, that's why your mom abandoned you when you were six years old and your dad never fucking came home. I'm like, oh. And think about the fact that like, think about how like, have you ever tried to fight with a guy at like 3 a.m. and he's like, I'm too tired. We have to do this tomorrow. Yeah, like they don't even want to.

A woman's never too tired, babe. You will see the sunrise and the next sunrise. That's like, and it's like when you think you finally, like, came to a resolution, like, you guys are done arguing about it, and, like, you figured it out. Nope, you'll bring up five more points that weren't addressed the first time. Like, they will find something so minuscule to expand on. You can't play any of the games that you play with a man.

Oh, no. You can't play with a woman. No. Because she's played, you know what I mean? the games that you play with a man. Oh no. You can't play with a woman. Cause she's played. You know what I mean? It's, it's like, I do. I agree.

And I'm like already like emotionally a little bit off the rails. So I feel like that's the last thing I need to get myself involved in. Granted. It also is the most loving relationship that you will ever be in. Like you will never be more seen or heard in your entire life. So that's good. I do need somebody who's going to match me emotionally because I keep getting involved with these guys who think only with logic and not

like with a woman's brain i need somebody to think with an emotional brain yeah and i'm the most emotional the only times i've ever actually had to go like full full fucked up no contact like restraining order though is with women like because it does just i don't know restraining order is crazy like no it tells everyone he has a restraining order against me it's so funny that he lives in san diego and yeah justin warwick's just ran into him in san diego but you guys look for it wait don't look for him i was just in san diego all weekend and you should have seen me like this like oh like i was like he had to run well wait i shouldn't say that but like he couldn't stay here

what was he gonna do go back to brunei find another girlfriend like yeah san diego's not safe yeah go to brunei country yeah i well no that's what he's done every single time that's how he's ended up so many places this is the problem with girlhood is that we will always circle back to some shit like girls are never like you know what i mean like i know i've been like it's never over just leave him alone and i just can alone. And I just can't. And then six seconds later, something like. I know, I can't help myself. I'm so sorry.

But what I was going to, like, kind of segue with, like, lesbian relationships, too. Like, when I broke up with my ex, she was like, can we be friends? And I was like, I do not have the emotional capacity to, like, remain friends with you. I felt that way in almost every relationship ever. Yeah, I was like, I cannot just view you as a friend without there, like, being any, like, romantic attachment there. My last ex-girlfriend is saved in my phone, like, dead ass ass, and to help me shit

as crazy ass bitch don't answer, and blocked on everything. Like, it'll never work. Dude, it's hard. No. I think I, again, I know I say this so often on the Canceled Podcast, but I think I really need to just keep dating off the table

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Give it to me, Paige. Do I have some fucking tea for you guys? I don't want to make anything about me, but it is so hard to keep track of how many men I want dead. Like, I'm not even kidding. Like, all the women i love in my life lately it's like oh my god like another one that i now want dead he's public enemy number one okay so well do you want to give some lore on him in general so that i was gonna say the

cancelled listeners let me give like a little backstory i'll make it pretty quick i'll make it snappy you have to name him that's what we do here. I'll call him Greg. Okay. Backstory on Greg. So I met him on Hinge. This happened like November last year, right? Hinge already for his fucking red flag. This man had just came out of a four year long relationship.

Never that. Never that. Oh, I know. Oh, I learned my lesson. But he claimed he was over it. She was a fucking toxic ex. This and that. They also went to couples therapy.

That's how you know. Which I also said there was one day we were like talking about our exes. He was was over it. She was a fucking toxic ex. This and that. They also went to couples therapy. That's how you know. Which I also said there was one day we were like talking about our exes. He was getting into it. And I go, go get your wife. And he goes, yeah, I should call her. He did. Anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We spend New Year's together. We're having like a great time. We're like three months in. All of his friends are saying to me, they're like, Greg likes you so much. Like, just admit that you guys are in love with each other. It's so fucking obvious. of neither of you will just say it whatever so i'm like on cloud nine i'm like i have this man wrapped around my finger like he loves me he doesn't so fast forward we're getting deep into it and now i'm getting to the point

where i'm like okay it's make make it or break it like what are we doing here i don't want to waste my fucking time you're at the you're at the cap The time cap To be in a situation ship The free trial subscription Has ended Now you got to fucking pay And when does it expire It's like three months right Yeah

So I did my three month mark Four or five But after that It's like everyone should die Too long They know in two weeks That they want to date you or not You're so right

Why am I making excuses For my life Let's wrap it up I went eleven months I went eleven rounds Yeah cookie So I was month three And I was like all right what the fuck are we doing there was one night we get drunk we start talking about it and he actually

brings it up he's like what do you think about us and I'm like wait this is good I'm like I think this is going really well like I like what we're doing and whatever like I like want to keep seeing it like forward and I was like what about you and he's like yeah I like you like this is perfect and he goes so like do you want a boyfriend I'm like kicking my feet I'm like yeah like I think like eventually it would get there And I was like what about you and he goes well I'm just really not in a place for that right now Like you know I'm going through a lot I'm like working on myself And they always want to play house They're never working on themselves

They always want to play house until the house like you really want the house to be a home, right? No, no, no. So catch this actual psychological fucking warfare, right? We have this whole deep talk in his car and he's like, let's just go inside. Oh, he makes a joke in the car and he's like, we're talking about like our sex, whatever. And he's like, you're the best sex I've ever had.

I was like, likewise. It's honestly fucking insane. Call me. We're sick. I'm sick. No, but digmatization is a real form babe and they say we don't get scientific on the canceled podcast i was in dick sand right sinking in dick sand edgar allen ho i don't you guys are too intelligent for me i was in dick sand i want a shirt i want a

tapestry i want a merch page gets a good good check thank you i was in fucking dick sand with this man and he makes a joke and he's like should we just like say i love you during sex i'm like yeah like that would be so funny it wasn't um We end up going into his room. He puts on Fade Into You by Mazzy Star, which is my favorite song of all time. If you don't want to get married, play The Weeknd. You sick fuck. Plays Fade Into You by Mazzy Star. We are having the most soul intertwining.

I don't even know how else to describe it. Soul intertwining, eye contact, I love you sex. Why am I about to cry? Babe, I did. So, oh my God. Literally transcending time and space we are linking like the avatars do right tw braids we are making why are we why are we making another avatar sexual reference like she wasn't even here for that i watched it oh i'm like i make the edits around here i know we're making zahaloo we're intertwining

um and he goes he looks at me and he goes say it and i go you first he goes i love you i said i love you too and we have the most insane sex ever i don't hear for this i don't hear from this man for a week after a full seven days i do not hear from this man genuinely like just like what are you doing are you solving a really hard rubik's cube bro like like no i have a phone genuinely stuck in quicksand i hope this man got hit by a fucking semi right so i finally reach out because i'm like what the fuck is this and i sent him like this whole text just essentially saying like talk about the poker hand it's a good sentence oh thank you I said I'm honestly a little upset that I haven't heard from you especially after bringing up in the conversation that we had because I talked about his lack of communication too which was just shit yeah of course um I said

I've been thinking about it and I want to see myself out before we keep getting deeper into this I would want you or whoever I'm with to be excited and have no doubt in their mind we had a really amazing time together and none of it was a waste to me i really like you but it's best to fold when your hand's not strong i hope you understand that is so strong he responded he said not reading that essay no and it sucks because we're both giving a list of violet not listening to that fucking literally because like that made me fold i was like no it's so funny i 100 i'm the same way i would fold every time because it's funny and it's like funny but no but then he followed it up oh and he said i appreciate and respect your message i don't want to push the issue if you made up your mind for what it's worth i didn't intend to like

see you this week have a call to discuss how we last left things he said poker metaphor in the breakup text is crazy i said take it to a publisher for real but i said if your mind is still in the same place than us talking about it more would just be beating a dead horse i was never good at gambling i love that i keep getting chills you're such a fucking eater i would where were you 20 minutes ago you should have phoned a friend i'm always here well we'll see we'll see later because i got bars so you really do he ends up reaching out i haven't talked to him so we didn't talk after this right it was like no contact no contact radio silence he reached out on june 9th 2 30 in the morning he said i love women ate you about tonight then he edited it are you about tonight didn't respond for 10

minutes he goes are you out tonight undue sorry so he knew he fucked up he was drunk as fuck he sent me like the drunk 2 a.m text knows he fucked up took it back but i didn't validating i would love to get that oh i did i was like i was rubbing hands like bird man but we were giggling that was the best reference ever um we were giggling kicking feet but you're so strong like the way she handled all of this and the like lack of contact and whatever like you're really my president for you to be able to be the first to be like you know what this isn't for me sorry gotta see my business i would have had a smoky wing on in 20 and i would have been about tonight listen i'm always like i will not be made a fool me a fool i'm being made a fool so yeah tori always says she's like you're literally made of steel for not responding

to that i said thank you he texted me today at one in the afternoon so he's been thinking about it this wasn't like a late night text he goes i'd like to be friends with you if that sounds cool and not weird to you or if there's an avenue there sometime down the road let me know i hope you're well etc i sent him a screenshot of a cerebral email that i got for my six months celebrating my mental health journey that is really like honestly that's really powerful god you're so genius you're so smart thank you thank you so i sent him the screenshot and then he just talked about i'm more stable and well adjusted now whatever oh of course you are he goes think about it let me know if you think we can have a platonic relationship because i do enjoy who you are, I think that could be. Fuck you. First of all, I hate when an ex is like, can we be friends?

No, I have enough friends. I have plenty of friends. Actually, I don't. What are we going to do? Good friends. Like nobody wants to be friends. All we've ever done is knock genitals. What the fuck are we going to go to a pottery class?

See, you guys do. I feel like sometimes you guys get together beforehand. Oh, no. We just spend, yeah, we've never gotten apart. Actually, like, we don't separate. But I was going to a pottery class and still, I'm, oh. Bitch, I'm literally just, I'm so, if you don't want to date me, leave me the fuck alone. I'm heavy on it. You, leave me the fuck alone. I'm heavy, heavy on it.

You could have just left me alone. You could have just fucking left me alone. And I'm begging. QLB. Quite literally begging. I also want you for 10 seconds. I have personal beef with him now, right? Oh, my God.

What do you do? So mind you, Paige was Paige is very good as well about like, kind of like when she's newly talking to someone, protecting almost like her friend group. Like she's not, dude, I make out with someone once and I'm bringing them around to everyone, like signing the wedding papers.

Like I'm unfortunately just like that. Like you will like make sure like I'm not going to bring you around until like you're my fucking boyfriend. Cause you don't deserve that. And like all these new friends and you know whatever and we've talked about that at length like i think it's such a good thing that you do right so i only have the privilege of meeting this crazy of meeting this diva wrong word greg um this diva greg diva like two two three times right and obviously like i'm ready to meet him and get to know him as much

as she is comfortable with right but the only time we'd really ever even had some camaraderie was at a lakers game like we all went to this lakers game and we were all in the suite and he was hammered i was sober at the time too so it was kind of like one of those where i was like whatever we just didn't really get to like link up and i was going through a lot of drama at that lakers game that was when yeah um lila gate began yes um so i just wasn't we didn't even talk like that much at all whatever right and i'm assuming that you were never going to him talking shit about me obviously no duh so it's like his only interaction with me was like nice and kind like whatever and trevi a couple weeks ago goes out to the club with this guy that she met on hinge right come to find out he's best friends or neighbors

with greg so greg comes and then trevi is meeting fans at the club and greg is like there and hammered and like whatever and a fan comes up to trevi and is like i love you and tana like you and tana in this video whatever greg has the nerve to open his little yap and say like, oh, Tana, I know Tana. I don't like Tana. I don't even fucking know you. What the fuck, Greg? Literally bold of you to fucking say you actual weird motherfucker.

And was just speaking to like sounding exhausted of like our lore. And just acting like he knows her and like he's been around her and he's like, oh, yeah, like Tana. You acting like he knows her and like he's been around her and he's like oh yeah like tiana you don't fucking know her you actual weirdo and so you want to be friends you want to kick it in the front he just wanted to feel like he had some sort of like now you want to be besties no i'm actually gonna come on here and slander your fucking name yeah and you should say his real name i think no just kidding well well no we don't do that anymore someone someone made a thing today that said,

Brooke's like Zeus. And like, everyone just is like getting struck by lightning. I love playing God. And you know what's crazy? I love playing Amelie. And here's the thing. Like, how actually crazy is it? Because Trevi texted us.

It was like 2 in the morning. Or not like 12. And she goes, SOS 911. I'm out with your Greg And she was like The man I went on a date with Just so happens to be friends with him Oh my god And he brought it up

He was like Do you know Paige Camerlin And she was like yeah And then she goes Oh Oh And he goes Oh no

Why are you fishing She goes Oh Why are you like Oh do you guys know Paige Camerlin Like obviously Is that your only claim To anything in Los Angeles

Like yawning Boring Barf Barf barf barf barf so anyway um she barked quietly for you thank you all i have to say to you is yeah no that's so fucking frustrating it's like like you say leave me alone like don't come back into my life come like walk about because it's like i was doing just fine you sent me your fucking six month thing you've been on this whole healing journey you haven't thought about him in x amount of fucking months and now he wants to what be playing nintendo switch that's just what i don't exactly that's what i don't get is it's like a

cheap way for him to kind of like try to open the door again to us hooking up duh like hello duh right and it works every time with me i almost folded and i was like hold on hold on let me put my diva hat on see you're so much better than me i'm like trying oh my god yeah at some point i'm just like i can't be made a fool i have to stand the fuck up no and that's amazing and such a fucking admirable quality because and listen but it pains me i don't want to i know we could go to silver lake tonight with blindfolds on Arms out like this And the first person We grabbed by the collar Would probably be

Just like Greg And that's what He needs to remember Yeah you are not special You are literally You are just Ken Another raggedy man Same with him

Like it's like Especially him We could go fishing With our eyes closed And probably grab someone With the line and find You know it's just We are Barbie

And it's him And his other girlfriend Right They are just Ken One of them Yeah well that's the thing too yeah so so that was fun today well i'm sending back a cerebral screenshot it's okay you know you know what is so valuable about that is like you're gonna feel good about that forever you know yeah like when you do fold it's just like a disgusting feeling that you have to carry with you forever that was such a good take yeah like we don't vocalize that enough like just in general it's like girls

watching like you will always feel like shit folding and when you're in the position to not fold like do your best not to well yeah i say that because i've been in the position i've literally ended things with the same person that i'm like going through this with like with right now i've done it myself and i felt amazing i felt like a fucking million bucks and now that it's not on my own terms I want to die and I'm like why couldn't I have just fucking stood on business and committed to what I meant they never satisfied to be in the vulnerable position and like think you can just chat a little but like in reality you're all part of this big plot to get like you know yeah and like they're just they never change so ever lesson learned door is closed

sayonara nice knowing you see you greg bye greg don't let the door hit you it's so funny that your manager's name is greg i know sorry greg oh sorry greg just catching strays i'm gonna be at his house tonight don't careful drinking i know that's where i get myself in trouble i just need somebody new i'm like upset i got like blue balled by this athlete who i've been obsessed with forever and then like i've talked about him like you know here and there on canceled like from years we've known him for like four years now and oh that one yeah he came back in recently we've been like we were like really chatting it up like really hitting it off and i was like fuck this loser who like you know what i mean like i was like i've got this guy and then he just disappeared on me i'm like god i will never

do you know lastly the boys lie girl said to me like athletes artists and assholes and it just like it's so true like give anyone creative or athletic freedom and suddenly no it's they don't have a empathetic bone in their body it's almost like like it has to be correlated with like success though like a certain level of success it's like it gives someone like an ego that is irreparable my man didn't even have any level of success actually he was at the first rung in the ladder of success and he thought he could do all that yeah that's true actually yeah what is it like that's bold but then it's like it's same thing with like ugly guys i really also just think it's la like i'm so it's funny i just um set one of my close friends up with one of makoa's friends and she was kind of being like

wow like this guy's such a great guy like where do you find these and i'm like literally maui like unfortunately like it's like i'm so outs Maui. Like, unfortunately, like it's like, I'm so on outsourcing. I'm so on outsourcing. Like it's like, because even like your guy you're saying was on the number one rung of this ladder, but we've always said it,

it takes a certain level of delusion to move to LA. To even think. And why is it perfectly fine when women do it? I don't know. I can't get the nail on the head there, but I'm just saying with these men, like there's not enough research. They here because they you know like they think they're like so yeah a shitty whatever what they have

is so valuable like they have the what they have to offer the world is like enough to get them out here and then they have yeah no no no and it's just so funny i think it's different because women don't use like women will move to la with that delusion but they're not using it to like hold power or manipulation or a narcissistic hierarchy over a man like it's i think that's why i say it like that yeah i don't know but then there's guys like aaron dude i really aaron i feel like aaron is always in the room when we're like literally today we're like all having a conversation bb all of us where we're like i fucking hate men and aaron's like hey like there are exceptions to the rule they're just so few i know but i would like i have to take some sort like some level of

accountability for choosing guys that i know are wrong oh yeah you know what i mean it's like there's there's a million good guys like actual like aaron's everywhere that we are fucking like literally just walking right past to get straight to the guy who's seven feet tall. Yeah. I also, I do think they're fewer and far between in LA. It's not easy. That was crazy. Well, I'm talking about athletes.

I could have said the guy who's singing in the corner. That wasn't supposed to be like an errand thing. The guy with the fucking mustache mullet patchwork tattoos. I'm just saying like, it's like something that I gravitate toward every time is a guy who i know is gonna fucking suck and it's just like something it's literally like magnetic the guy who's gonna ash his cigarette out in my eyeballs is what i'm going for every single time you ate so hard with that and i'm starving it's true no even just the hinge of it all is scary because you're picking someone solely based on their looks and where they live and they're you know i don't you got to be careful with the dating apps too

because it's like you have to assume that if they're meeting you there they're meeting lots and lots of people there all the time no you know I had a hinge man with fucking patchwork and a mustache fuck up my year and then I was like and then I was like wait I literally don't know you that's crazy that is the good healing thing about meeting people on dating apps is that you can at some point remove yourself from the situation like i don't fucking know you at all from adam or eve adam or eve i always say that wrong and she always says adam or eve what do you wait it's just i don't know you from adam oh or she doesn't know you from adam i'm just always trying to include the woman i think but but also i want to go on record and say there's a lot of times that everyone knows this that i've corrected tana and been wrong and i want to take accountability because sometimes i just be

electricism while we have this right now like literally just so serious but like i you know sometimes i just like really like i have a i have an issue i always have like with being like a know-it-all i was like the person to like you know that i was just gonna say I was like the person to like, you know that. I was just going to say. I was like the person to like correct my teacher and stuff. But it's because my grandpa, like I grew up with my grandpa and he was like, he was an English teacher and he wanted to correct me all the time. I felt like that was like the nature of my household. And I was such a like little like fucking.

I also have an issue with thinking I'm right about everything I say. So if anything, I think it's a good balance. Yeah. Well, I think I'm right always too, but i'm really almost always wrong but i'm speaking with a lot of delusion a lot of the time and i do think you hold me accountable so i don't want anything to change if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble or peel your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel wherever you go you can get it from our tread experts until may 30th purchase four new michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to

70 by prepaid mastercard conditions apply details at michelin.ca find a michelin tread experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca locations from tires to auto repair we're always there wait i was gonna ask you guys do you guys think anything about my picnic or pick me like tendencies has anything to do with growing up in a household of men like wanting the approval of yes i always i because i first chime in every go because i'm i've been like really trying to unpack it thank you aaron um that was that was he's getting me back for a second ago obviously like i had my grandpa and my uncle who i grew up with like only really because my grandma like once i like was like really formative years like she was gone so like

everything was just like like i need the approval of like them oh if you want to go so crazy on that like but it's not like the strongest like like male figures in my life ever yeah I think it's yeah it just comes down to like trying to like measure up to the men in your life no I also think it's like my natural instinct is like to impress a man or to like to like I want to say things like I want to say things that I know that like they're gonna relate to and stuff like that because that's it kind of like I wonder about such a massive pick me until like 18 or like I just got humbled crazy like by the internet and i think that saved me from that but i was well that's what's happening to me i was such

a fucking pick me like because i always wanted my dad to love me yeah you know what i mean like and that i that translated into all of the first people i ever dated you know what i mean and what's my interaction yeah it's like those those are the opinions that i've always valued the most is like my uncle and my grandpa because those are the people who were in my house so now i'm like like yeah that's men yeah i think that's just like growing like growing up too and realizing you don't need the male validation i think everyone goes through that phase i did that too in high school are you fucking kidding me yeah but it's like it's so it's so hard to unlearn it because it's like really it's not it's so subconscious like i have no idea that i'm doing it and i'll watch something back and i agree with everyone

but i'm like wait like i completely completely resonate with you on that like I think it's something that I still am unlearning and still have to figure out and like you know what I mean I don't know yeah same thing with like just misogyny in general I feel like I like I'm naturally and and that combined with like everyone in my household being like way older same was yeah yeah you too yeah that it's almost like I'm like very old-fashioned and like it's just like I think I just had a perfect storm of like all kinds of things to give me a really bad personality. And I'm apologizing. No, I have a bad personality. You have the best personality in the world. I'm not really working on it. But you have the best personality in the world. No,

see now it looks like I'm fishing. I gotta stop. No, no. I don't think you're thinking this way too hard. Also, you're a girl's girl. Like so if you i'm like if you want to be a little pick me here and there it doesn't fucking matter because at the end of the day you're a girl's girl and you will ride for your girls i do love girls so much and i've always had the best and strongest like female friendships and i like i care about that more than i care about anything else so that's why i get like sometimes frustrated with i also think the allegations because i'm like i really would i would choose a woman every time yeah i also think so many people unfortunately and some by choice and some not by choice will never be blessed with the awareness pack right yeah we'll never be blessed with the

awareness clinton kane and and yes but even just but even just everyone like so many people just will never have that like social Like the fact that right now You can say I was raised this way And it made me this way And I want to change that pattern Some people will never get Do you know

Yesterday I was with a fucking Nepo Nepo baby ass bitch And I was just watching her Like dig a grave Just say Conversationally And I was like

You'll never get that Yeah Like you know But like the amount of people Who don't actually spend the time To self reflect And think about shit like dig a grave conversationally. And I was like, you'll never get that. Yeah. Like, you know, like the amount of people who don't actually spend the time to self reflect and think about shit like that. Well, it helps that we have like really no choice because like if we're,

we're not going to do it, someone else is going to do it for you. So it's kind of like, honestly, it's helpful sometimes like the, not criticism. Criticism isn't like helpful, but I like when people point things out that you didn't necessarily know

about yourself. Okay. But look at Alyssa Violet. And I don't mean to't mean to like no let's whatever did we not take it there hard enough last time i'm just saying point blank being she had a week of the internet of thousands of people saying hey this is probably a really wrong take and her entire take from that was the internet's just a toxic place mind you the diss tracks were going for years yeah like like she could have you know what i mean like you didn't have to post that reeled back yeah clinton kate could have read the comments on my videos and maybe he would

have changed up his that's what i'm saying i'm saying like the self-awareness like awareness pack is given to everyone some people just choose not to see like they just they get the the walking stick and they start you know what i mean like it doesn't it doesn't always hit and you're lucky to have those cogs turning properly yeah i'm trying you i think you're succeeding trump got shot trump did get shot we kind of breezed over that earlier or skimmed over that earlier i love the little tap you are such a dad you go like that's exactly what I'm a knee slapper like crazy and I keep I for some reason I like adopted it to where I hit exactly the like they were the reflex thing on my knee but sometimes so you'll notice it

all the time I'll like do it all your bear just goes it has mustard stains like that is Tana's bear yeah it's so funny that we both have the same slippers you and i page and mine are clearly covered in various sauces and yours aren't but i like to eat down to my feet we did so we skimmed over wait one of these wait both of ours have a mustard stain does mine have a mustard stain oh wait no it's just a fuzzy oh you pass it to me sorry i'll take the mustard home we skimmed over donald trump getting shot but like that's actually so fucking insane and i want to know what you guys think it's going to do to the election i saw this guy doing stand-up comedy and the video had like 10 million views and

like a million like so it wasn't just something i skimmed across this is something that was like massively well received right yeah of him saying like i wasn't really fucking with trump until i knew that he had ops joe biden's biggest op is the stairs and like i wasn't really fucking with trump until i knew that he had ops joe biden's biggest op is the stairs and like i was like damn this shit is actually like made like sway first of all hilarious second of all like listen this is swaying the election in my opinion well yeah an attempted assassination will do that for sure that's the picture of him like bleeding from his ear holding his fist up with the flag in the back. It goes crazy. Hilarious.

Hilarious. Did you? I thought you were on the watch list by now. I just kept seeing memes of Trump's ear bleeding and people saying, don't get your ears pierced. That clears. No, I was going to say,

I keep seeing. I can barely lift my head back up. I'm like, I keep seeing. This is where Americaica's at no i keep seeing edits of him like as the norman fucking rockwell album cover wait isn't that definitely carlson's boyfriend right who norman fucking rockwell the guy on the cover jesse lee or jesse ruff no no no no look are we is that what you're looking at we're looking at a photo of the grand candy um well lana of course lana's a trump supporter wait what do you mean right it would feel that feels right to me okay you're probably right that makes sense i mean that checks out but that so does that But first of all Someone made that in PixArt

What's happening She also didn't wear a mask During COVID And she was honestly hilarious She wore like a mesh bedazzled Oh everyone now So does that mean You're full MAGA now

Like cuz Lana No no no Look at there She's holding an automatic weapon She's hilarious God I love her so much That's Well

Okay Erin enough with the fact checking Erin literally literally just acts out of the tub god she looks amazing she's so hot i love her yeah we're not flying um and i also keep seeing well no you first no i was gonna say you go like this i'm like ah i also keep seeing fan edits of like trump and joe biden and it's like in another lifetime, we like would have played golf together. Dude. One of those like a Phoebe Bridger song.

I saw a meme that was like Joe Biden called Donald Trump to see if he was okay. Like if he wanted to, he would. Can I be honest with you? There was a edit the other day of how Trump and Biden would be friends in another life. And it moved me to actual tears, like streaming down my face.

It makes me sad for both of them. they're so old that's all like no i just want to see them like on a golf course i'm like alissa violet well donald first of all donald is on that golf course he did not miss his fucking 8 a.m tea time the next day that's iconic that's so fucking funny also weren't they like arguing about that but i want to be i want to just be there's a point in my life where like if i got shot at the ear i would still be in barney's beanery that night i wouldn't i wouldn't and that's the difference between you and i i would have made such a debacle about that no i would have called the hollywood fix had my ear out like kevin kevin wong's outside i have myself bandaged up so crazy like in a wheelchair has nothing to do with your legs you have a cast on your arm everyone's like i look like i fucking mean from spongebob no you couldn't get that dry blood off your paper skin

holy fuck oh god i can't help it what is it that's another thing i have like i don't know where i got is like that the hope to get hurt you actually just made me go i went no brooke genuinely you couldn't get that dried blood off your ear someone had a fucking ever i was the type to like keep the hospital band on for like months listen like what happened can i actually say something That I will probably regret Me every week Please Me every single week I do However And listen

We were just talking about this We are such victims of propaganda I'm like The number one target for propaganda I fall victim every single time I believed Clinton Gain I think the shooting Was staged

Okay I keep seeing TikToks about this. And obviously, like, before I even get into that, it's very unfortunate that anyone, like, lost a life or got injured. So it's, like, hard to talk about it in a lighthearted manner when there was something serious that happened. But I 100% think it was staged.

I don't know how I feel. I haven't seen any, like, TikToks about that, honestly. I haven't seen any TikToks about it. I just think if he was genuinely in fear of his life maybe he would have no but doing shot will do something or getting shot will do that to you like you know like the adrenaline like i am seeing really weird videos about like the crowd not ducking or running but yeah did you see that girl behind him i did see that video of that girl behind him who was like but i guess also maga stands are kind of like that i don't know also i don't i'm not confident that I would know it was happening in a situation like

that, especially like the sound. It doesn't sound like a gunshot. Yes, you would. I've been in so many shootings. So many. I was actually just thinking about the shooting I was at one time. Sorry. Here I go.

Flippant breadcrumbing. Yeah. I was in high school and a lot of Vegas parties would get shot up like a lot. Right. Which was just like awful right and one of my friends Jack he lived I love you Jack um he got shot but I was standing next to him and you just know like I was thinking about this genuinely like you hear the immediate noise and you know no but I don't think I don't think I have it's a noise that you don't hear I've but

I have oh but you freeze and I'm telling you you and i just have opposite i'm like i was like the girl on stage yeah you know what i mean like i would have been the girl behind trump who's like yeah just i just realized that yeah it's like flight or freeze but i was thinking about this time my friend jack he got shot at and i was like standing next to him and i ran and i jumped out a window and in the backyard of the house that the shooting was at didn't you steal something this was a different time um there was there was they had all these dogs in the backyard of the house that the shooting was at didn't you steal something this was a different time um there was there was they had all these dogs in the backyard like rottweilers and shit and so i jump i jump out the window and then the dogs are chasing me i got bit by a dog stop oh no isabella was there i don't know it's just like a random story but like bit by dog

but like the scar i got bit by a dog like there was a point where it was like maybe you could have just hid in the bedroom. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I didn't need to share that. It was just, I'm just saying you know and you run. I love any new Tana lore. I think you know and you run.

Well, I haven't. Or you freeze. It's been a lot of years since I've heard a gunshot, to be honest. Was that? No. It's true though. Didn't he like show up somewhere like with a gun?

Yes, that was a bonfire. Oh my God. Where, but he's like one of my best friends So that's like pathetic Like I grew up with him this guy but they would show up to bonfires And just shoot in the air and watch everyone run Like they just enjoyed it I ran every time You did so did she right

I was just fucking twins left and right though I didn't need to do that I saw someone say that me and you both had sex with trevor wallace today and i just want to go on record and say no we didn't no we didn't but i love him so much so much it was by the hair on our chin that we didn't you know like it wasn't like oh i don't want to like it just happened to not happen i wasn't even in that position i never got to the house we watched pond stars better than avatar it's honestly so poor guy he's like leave trevor alone yeah i love him i saw him post the other day he goes

just finished seven shows in sacramento we go trevor do a bigger venue seven shows put them all together holy fuck could you imagine if someone told us we had seven sacramento shows yeah no i would say i would literally just tweet everyone. Please congregate on this one date. Like and then there'd be TanaCon again. Right. Yeah, that really is kind of what I'm thinking about it. Speaking of just like the TanaCon era of it all, something so unfortunate of me is going viral.

What is it? I'm going to there's so many things. I don't even know. No, I know. I know. I don't I don't know what's happening right now. Again, I just want two weeks. Me neither.

So I was dating Monson. And in secret as well. Because my marriage, I think, to Jake Paul was still like publicly on. I don't even, I don't know. It's hard when that happens. I wasn't mentally all there. So I just, the timelines for me are crossed over. Right?

But obviously I become everyone I date. Of course. And always have. mentally all there right so i just the timelines for me are crossed over right but obviously i become everyone i date and always have um just down to the core i'll be surfing next week i don't know dude i become everyone i date so at the time i was mad son right and i got this offer to do this holiday show um and it was like uh i wasn't uh was this when you went on maury no not at all that's so funny though. But it's so funny. No, like it was a live show. It was at the Gramercy in New York City.

Like I sold tickets. Oh, I remember. Lila went. And I'm so upset because like we were all like, I was the only one who didn't get invited. You should be happy you didn't. I'm seeing all the videos. No, I'm still offended. So I'm dating Mon and I just released my song Without You.

The whole internet wants me to talk about this song and I don't really know what to say. Why does everybody, you, that song is good i love that song you guys snap maybe a little less auto-tune and we could call it i remember your without you era like when you were on twitter and just like oh my god it was i've never seen someone post so much for anything it was amazing well i would retweet every person streaming a song so i could chart above all the artists like that was my like wait i think they're trying to get you back up there right now to piss clinton off i know not that he was ever and everyone's stream it's it's just wild listen i made that song about jake with mod it was like this whole thing like it was a mess right but so i get offered to do this holiday show and i go and i perform without you not only do i perform

without you i perform without you with exactly i'll tell you actually a little lore more but i have a half up half down hairstyle my tracks are out run i'm wearing i'm wearing a black latex jump suit i look like i should be like a construction worker and you're like in the karma music video red lip like it's always the red lip that gets you in a little bit of trouble. Well, it was a holiday show, right? Oh, right, right, right. Christmas. And again, something about Bond that I did really love being with him, and I appreciate this about him to this day,

is he just like, he'll believe in something. He produced a song, he believed in it to the core. He was like, you're going to be a pop star. You should dress like this. You should do this. He'll believe in you so hard that you'll start delusionally also. It wasn't delusional. The song was about. You saw the i saw the outfit that was a horrible video so at the time ashley swan was also dating michael chawartha and he was like giving me vocal lessons he's on stage in the video mind you the middle had just released with zed and

him like why don't you just meet me in the middle so i'm like he's the biggest star in the world right now no literally she's just out of bed but so he's like coaching me he's on stage in the middle So I'm like He's the biggest star In the world right now No literally she just Out of bed But so he's like Coaching me He's on stage in the video I'm like I'm the middle Like no one could tell me shit And these videos of me

And it's just so clear Like it's just like That girl's dating Monson Like it just It just checks out so hard Maybe you have a little bit Of a personality disorder Well yeah

What is like Well mirroring Like that's what happens When you date someone and you become... Personally, I think you gave Lady Gaga, VMAs, paparazzi a run for her fucking money. I'm going to kill myself. You perform, mama. Can I tell you something funny that's coming out of this, though? I have to tell you another story.

Of course. So with the Without You performance videos going viral comes my other performance videos going viral, right? And as you know I have done like four whole music tours which is horrifying I can't believe that I didn't even know that that's crazy I have you've lived so many lives Hefner went gold and listen there was there was shit to sell so I was like you know what I mean and at the time I was only managed and in a world where I was kind of a cash cow and these songs

were making a lot of money and so we're gonna tour the songs and I was like with it right but one of my most viral performances of Hefner is me in this red camo dress performing Hefner and I'm seeing all these videos and that's who I was at the time I was red camo I was Hefner and I still have that dress and yeah and I and I think the performance you know they were funny and it was like a fun time like I wouldn't change anything I can't guarantee I'll go back to that era sorry to let the people who want that for some reason down um but I want to tell you a story about this day okay so the red camo dress day I keep seeing the videos of that right I'm on tour and at the time I was just a mess to work with like as you know like I just I shouldn't have been touring right but I somehow

fell into that and so at the time I wanted to sleep all day I wanted to get fucked up like no parental figures no one telling me anything so even getting me on that stage was like a very hard thing and as you know I'm ADHD galore I need my adderall to do a lot of shit but now i take it accordingly and whatever at the time it was getting shoved in my mouth like yeah like like so that i would go on the stage right yeah and we had just done this whole run of tour music tour i'm performing hefner and w and kobe unreleased i love everything right and this was the final show of that run and i believe it was in san francisco i don't fully remember but i didn't want to get up i didn't want to do it i had a flight to dubai that night shut up from

san francisco come to dubai like think about that like as soon as you're walking off stage performing hefner you're on a flight to dubai it all just made no sense and And then I had to fly back from Dubai straight into a show on stage in New Jersey. Like, it just was a very strange time. Okay. And so that morning, my Adderall was supposed to be shoved into my mouth. Oh, no. Uh-oh. And I'm not, this is, the book will unpack all of the lore.

But let's just say, well, no, let's not just say. Instead of an Adderall being shoved into my mouth. Not a Xanax. Don't say Xanax. Worse. Worse. Percocet. Worse.

Valium. Valium. Oh, my God. It's bringing me to Eminem. Instead of Adderall, someone gave me Valium. I'm like, who? No, I'm kidding. Book.

Holy fuck. Book, book, book. Valium. In my opinion, all of those drugs I'm kidding. Book. Holy fuck. Book, book, book. Valium. In my opinion, all of those drugs you just named would be easier to do anything on. Valium is like, I'm Gumby. I'm a fettuccine noodle. I'm starving. I have to go do a fucking meet and greet and perform rap on a stage on Valium.

Perform rap. What? Perform rap. Like, crazy. because i'm not a rapper like you know yes you are it doesn't come natural to me no it doesn't and i'm watching all these videos of me go viral from a show day where i was supposed to be on adderall performing i'm on value caught a flight like that's so bad caught a flight to dubai that night like exactly yeah that's actually it's like well because i was so fucked up you could just move me you know the i carly episode like where they like accidentally like or what happens like the the actress like passes out they have to like hold her up and like move her that was me that's you that was actually me hunter has

so many like bts videos of that day it was so bad it was so so bad and i'm watching all these videos like what do you mean someone on your team accidentally gave you valium instead of adderall and you still had to do the show in the meet and greet and now these videos are going viral you still pulled it off though because like i wouldn't you can tell i'm giving lozan well i'm like fucking your bitch like i'm happy you're a performer mama you're performing rap diva give the people what they want i'm really happy you're out of that era of your life though i will say all of it the music too like it's not i don't think there is a part of me that wants to do some like funny shit but like

it'll never be taken that seriously again and i want you to do like a hootie country song something hootie is fun something i can make a little line dance too because i'm trying to prep you know for dancing with the stars that i'm it's so funny the other day i got um a sound promo for that charlie xcx song and so then it was like they were like you have to learn the dance in order to get paid apple i'm in this position where it's like in order to get paid for this tiktok i have to learn this dance she's sitting there on her hips the whole time two hours and i couldn't do it two hours and i could not do it it's so i love it it's so cute i was doing it on my little water tower the other day that's what i mean like some people have it in them

some can just renegade others can't charlie right i miss her right holy fuck wait what else do we have we well that's not really that important I guess do you know Rosa Parks husband had a car really think about what I just said to you I'm actually gonna get a beverage on the bus there we go yeah we talked too much though about Rosa like she didn't do anything wrong you know what I mean like I know but it's like no notes you know what I mean like there's no nothing she should have done differently i agree including getting in the car yeah maybe she should have just what called an uber it's so crazy time can you you know what fucks me up is that i went to all of high school and all of most of college without uber existing it's the craziest

postmates what the fuck oh i would have been toast listen it's gotten to the point where like i will be in bed and i will order a crunch wrap and i'm like actually bring it upstairs to my apartment come through the front door and deliver it to my bed well yeah like i give the instructions i'm like first door on the right come into my room 100 drop it off door dash and postmates are the worst thing to ever happen to me but that i do think about that often because like i had no money and i couldn't drive so like the shit I would have to do to get a ride now. Like I've stopped it for a ride. You were like really resourceful.

I never really like I guess I didn't have to deal with that at that time. Do you know that Uber was such a like beta startup in the beginning of it that I was sponsored by Uber? Like I got free rides in exchange for posting. I would do anything for that. That's actually my number one expenditure is like is first of all meal delivery services and uber like i would have designer bag on designer bag if i just didn't fucking uber like uber eats every single i thought it was gonna be forever it was free it was genuinely free but it's like literally me it's

like it's control like it helps me a little bit because like i'm such a like crazy binger and stuff like not that that's like a horrible thing but i literally i can't even keep food in my house that's my problem if i go grocery shopping i have three bags of chips in my in my pantry clearing all of them one sitting yeah and i don't know how to grocery shop so i'll come home with only tortillas and i'm like fuck what the fuck am i supposed to do with this yeah and also like buying all the ingredients to make a proper meal is going to cost more than what it just cost to postmate that That's why I could fuck with like a fuck with like one of those services that like I did which I did one recently. I don't even like HelloFresh.

Like those. No, no, no. I did a factor. I think is what it was. It was where it's like they literally it's already packaged and you put six of those. They're so. Oh, it's so good. But I also like and fuck doing the dishes after I come home from working.

The last thing I want to do Is cook a fucking meal And clean The motherfucking dishes That's what I was just Going to say Is I'm so about Like ROIs I'm so about

My return on investment The amount of fucking time It takes to cook a meal And then wolf it In 30 seconds I'm sorry I'd rather be face tuning Well that's why I always

I think that's why I attached myself to Boldak Like the way I did Because I could just Eat it right out of the pan Yeah But even cleaning the pan after Oh I'm so fucking lazy when it comes to that. I just put it right in the dishwasher.

That's the most. Then it's like running it. I'm going to leave it to God. Why does the dishwasher feel like a cyber drug to me? Like I can't figure that shit out. And like doing laundry, that pile will sit on the end of my bed for a week. You guys, I did the worst thing for myself and i bought this like fucking laundry hamper if you knew about it you would be toast do tell it's the biggest laundry hamper you've

ever seen it like it looks like it's like a commercial like hotel size like laundry hamper it was on amazon i think it was like 30 bucks i need three and my friend told me not to buy it because she was like you will never do laundry because you have so many like so much room in there you'll never you'll have items you don't see for six months and it boy was that the truth i had like like literally like brooks gone missing in there like it's actually that bad also murphy shit in my closet yesterday oh murph i was gonna say this is why i'm all about outsourcing men mccullough's been doing laundry that's good an la man would never at all i did finally hire allison full-time except i realized like i was so busy for a second that i was like oh my god i

can't i cannot survive without an assistant and then everything went silent and all of a sudden i have nothing for her to do and so she's over and i'm like we're just like watching love island like she's getting paid and i'm like fuck but like i promised her 40 hours a week why did murphy you could knock out a lot in 40 hours with love island though i know murphy shit in the closet because she was afraid of justin horowitz justin came over and he was like taunting her no and like she was like she just was afraid to come out and use her litter box so she's shit in the club but she's never done something why is that mean when i don't want to see people that are in my house if i had a dick

i would be peeing in bottles off my bed. Oh my God. The way men can drive and piss in a Gatorade bottle. You know, they make women versions of that, but there's no point in my life where I'm suction cupping. Ow,

I hurt myself. Yeah, Simon's mom, Birdie, invented it. Yeah. I just punched myself in the clinic. I actually need a second.

What? It's like when you do your little woo-hoo. Yeah, you go, yay-hoo. Yay-hoo. You're MJ. Yeah. Big difference. Oh, I'm so sad about this shit.

Paige, do you want to talk about it, or do you want me to? I think you start. Let's go chronological. Your DM, my reaction, her tips. Okay, so the shirt I'm wearing today, my first lady shirt that I wore for my little meeting is from Peppermale. Okay, it's one of my favorite brands. We love Peppermale.

They DM'd me recently and they were like, listen, we are bringing some girls to the ERA's tour in London, okay? And but in the message, not this isn't a but, but like, but it says, we want to bring you and Tana. So I was like, oh my God,

I'm praying to God that Tana will get, first of all, it's free, second of all, wants to go. Brand safe ERA safe era yes and so i send it to tana well first of all i say urgent 9-1-1 dying wake up right now and everyone has to stop doing that unless people are dead but that's another conversation you asked me what time she just text me back 4 p.m 6 6 6 6 urgent 9-1-1 right 6 p.m she responds to me and she says what i sent it to her and and it says we have limited capacity like there's only so much space in the suites so like it's we can only offer it to you too and we worked our little magic we're like how insane would it be

to surprise page my management puts gets the emails today gets all the details excited and so i message pepper mayo and i say like hey like i thank you so much for the invite i'll pay if you don't want to obviously it's another additional person can i please bring my best friend who's also my assistant um she loves taylor swift more than anything and i have this whole content plan we're gonna surprise the fuck out of you but it's my bad for not telling my managers and your managers that this was a surprise to you because it just goes down to show like Paige I could not do anything without you knowing like there was a point where I wanted to surprise you with the car and I was

like I would just have to tell you like you're two in my email you're two in my bank you're two in my flights everything yeah like there's no there's no possible way yeah and listen you hit it really well up until this morning I got the text and yeah my management put her into a chat like literally a group chat a group chat and she was like hey um so about Taylor Swift and I go oh no and I was like I think Tana was gonna surprise me with this and which but this is also always what I get for like trying to put my David Dobrik hat on like that this is not the type of content you make you're not I remember at one time I surprised Sky Bree with a Bottega bag and like brought the wrong Bottega

box posted it and it flopped no one gave a fuck like my return on investment was not there like oh man like it it's just not my the forte but listen the car slayed the car slayed but that's because i was there actually i don't know if we've actually ever talked about the actual peril and mental hell i had to go through and i still think you knew low key yeah i totally knew that's what i'm saying like like actually surprising anyone we live too much of a close life like there's a lot of like logistics that go into buying a car you can't just like oh you can't just like talk someone a car like you have to have health or like insurance you have to be on the time like it's a whole thing scrambling but i mean you're going to taylor swift in london first of all i'm so fucking excited and also

it's so fucking sweet of both of you to even like well it was her idea i was i don't know why i even started taking credit okay okay i'm like so anyway i'm like that's sweet that's why that's why i owned up to it that is first of all like honestly i'm like surprise aside it's so fucking sweet of you to even invite me to do that and like you know how much i love her and that is like if i went to the heiress tour in london and i left you in los angeles I might as well be the devil. I also fear being overseas without you. No offense. Did you just say Hitler? Yeah.

Please. I was going to say that and then I went back and said the devil. But it was cute that you took what I was going to say. But it really is. That's so fucking cute of you to even do. And also for Tana to plan a surprise for me also takes a lot for her

because I am her and I handle everything. So she texted me. She's like, what are you doing August 14th through the 18th? And I was like, I don't think anything. Me adding through the 18th because I want to go to Positano. Extending. Hold. Were you sent by someone who wanted me to wear the denim?

Pepper mayo. But seriously, that's so fucking cute and i was so excited and like i got the text this morning i was like oh that's obviously but also did you with the fact that i will never go overseas without you yeah like a visa we already know what happened like you know what i've never been overseas i've never left the country except for to go to mexico which is like not i mean you know what i mean i forgot about that i'm so excited that our first time is together i know and all of us like we need somebody there for like you know moral support

help anything but also the three of us in a box at taylor swift oh my god it's gonna be the best and with tortured poets department oh my god it's gonna be the best thing i can't wait for i can do it especially with what we're going through today with greg fucking greg i can't wait for I can do it with a broken heart Especially with what we're going through today with Greg Fucking Greg I can't wait to be scream singing It's so funny too that we're going to London Because I've said this I vocalized this I used to hate London so much And going there but it's only because I only

Like I had a lot of bad experiences there Now I love it so much because I got to like rewrite it But you're going to love London So much And I want to go to Buckingham Palace How do you know I wasondon so much and i want to go to the palace how do you know i'm gonna say that because i want to go and don't you think a lot of the reasons and see if i can get a smile the peppa pig bus tour oh my gosh oh i'm so excited oh i'm so excited yep it's gonna be it's so funny because a lot of the reasons that i hate london are used to are reasons i think

you'll love it even more. Like I've always said like I really don't think people from the UK like Americans and they like judge us but you love being in an environment because you want to like prove them wrong like type shit like you're going to love it. You're going to be. I'm so excited. I think about like. Isn't that where Adele's from?

Probably. I want to be Adele so bad. Hello. But I'm so fucking excited. It's going to be everything. Well Paige surprise everything page surprise yeah it's my fault though i'm not i can't blame your management for doing that because it's like if i wanted to surprise her i should have told i should have battened down the hatches batten them down but listen regardless it's still so fucking insane i'm so excited it's gonna be so much fucking fun what if the surprise is that we were punking you the whole time no it's not happening there's actually nothing better

it's so funny how like nice you are like i would beat the fuck out of me if i was punking you and you're like screaming like down for it you know the other day i like um i'm buying isabella this purse right and i texted page wait this one's crazy i texted page and i said also did you order isabella's go yard or no like because i'm getting her this bag whatever and page was gonna order it right and i go i'm fine with no by the way we'll go get like as in me and isabella will go get it like i'll take her to go get it but i i didn't put an apostrophe so it just said well go get and page responds and she goes omg no i was gonna go in person but honestly i'm ordering it and i go oh yeah i'll go with bella ordering a scammy she goes i thought you meant

well go get it i'm like why the fuck did you respond so nicely then she's like did you go get she's like did you order it yet or did you get it yeah you should have been like okay she's like well go get it and she was like omg no i was gonna go in person but honestly ordering like if i said well go get you should have beat the brakes off. I'm like, that's just funny. Like, well, go get it then. That is like your biggest. That's one of our biggest strong suits.

I think is that like we have this in common. I almost think if someone's being like an asshole, like we just take it funny. I think it's funny. Like if you told me. She'll also just roll with the punches. Like if she was like, well, go get it. Then I'd be like, all right. But like, I'm like now, like I'm perceiving that.

Like if I said, well, go get it, then like beat the fuck out of me. I would have caused a scene. Absolutely. The way I really thought. I was like, yeah, OK. I'm excited for Taylor Swift. I'm so excited for Taylor Swift. Smallest man who ever lived live.

I actually might need a 5150 after. Been there. Oh, I can't wait. We love you, Peppermail. Wait, and I really hope she does So Long London. I don't even know if that's in her set list. Of course she will. Well, but she has to.

Is that in her set list? I need to figure it out. But she has to do it in London. We have to find out the set list before so we can really be prepared. And if it's not in the set list, it better be her surprise song. And I want Travis Kelsey there so that I can feel his energy in the room. We love you, Pepper Mayo. Seriously, thank you.

Thank you. I'm so excited. Do you know that Paige told me she's only been to a cheesecake factory like 10 or 15 times in her life i've only done coke 10 to 15 times remember when lindsey said that oh yeah i thought you were saying that actually like i've probably only been there maybe like realistically think about it i could like count them all my cheesecake experience well i was too poor to go to cheesecake factory growing like that's like a i thought that was like it's really same it is i expensive I would make men pay Awful

But Justin and Mikey Wherever you are Thank you for buying me Cheesecake factory for years Thank you Justin That is really nice Thank you Mikey

But But the brown bread Every single time That like adds up Oh my god it's so good Bitch But that's why I was like

It was really showing For a little while On Berkscope How many Chick-fil-a sandwiches do you think you could eat it's my favorite conversation i've been asking everyone this question genuinely okay ready you have 30 minutes how many chick-fil-a sandwiches could you eat before you're about to burst like so three but i would have to eat them quickly because it's like it's the time in between the bites that makes me feel like i can eat like i agree with that okay

okay what about no time limit well it's like it has to happen in 30 minutes or it won't happen like if i give myself more than that i'll just feel full okay what about in 24 hours i give myself 10 minutes okay okay that's what about in 24 hours how many could you have or just how many back to back before you are ready to fucking explode three why eight i have a i have a problem because i get full really fast but then i'm hungry again in like 20 yeah so like it's i could only probably do like two fast but then if you gave me like 24 hours i could have 30 well if you gave me a chick-fil-a sandwich and then you gave me an entire pot of boldak and like it has to feel different to me for me to house everything but i can't do like seven marijuana is also a huge factor i love marijuana for that quick respawn we gotta call my grease

i'm like someone get joey chestnut on the mic i want to do a chick-fil-a sandwich eat off oh my god let's do it i really think i could do like seven can we do mukbangs on patreon hold the fucking phone you know what we need yeah but then i'm gonna have to do lipo on patreon and that's okay we need to run for the ride two hands korean corn dogs i've never had one still and i have to go to koreatown to pick up a cat because that's where all the good ones are that's where you got yours baby kitten love yeah if you don't try that corn dog before we speak next i don't even know next episode i have to have the one with like the little yellow things on it no all of them though the hot cheeto one and it like has cinnamon in it weirdly too and you know i love cinnamon and cheese together we need to get trisha

i don't know that yeah cinnamon twist with taco ball nacho cheese you know that oh you're right you're right you're right you're right we need to get trisha here and we all need to have the korean corn dogs that could be a patreon special it's crossover It has to be Because that kind of gives like phallic Oh because it looks like a ween Do you know that There's conspiracy theories That Disney released the movie Frozen Because so many people Were looking up Walt Disney Frozen

Because they thought like Walt Disney was like Do you know what I mean Like Frozen It's giving Tana Mongeau cancelled That makes so much sense So much sense That was it on that one I don't know i saw a viral clip

of people saying that today and i was like wait we could recreate that can you pull up the disney logo for a second i have some shit to say okay gizney that says gizney don't say that because lilo will be on something tomorrow that is not a d that's a g my entire life as a kid i thought it was gizney yeah could you imagine like lila ability is now like gizney channel gibney channel and you're watching gibney channel kind of iconic she should do it we just gave her something good oh fuck i agree with you now i want to ask if you've ever experienced uh dyslexia yeah oh my god i dated this guy who was he said he was dyslexic but he was really just illiterate

and it's the funniest literally like funny i played a uh what's that game like um quick quiplash with him the other day and it was so funny because you just always knew what he wrote because it was he can't spell and it was so cute oh yeah that's good for me anything i could say about that situation would feel regressive he wasn't dyslexic though i'm not making fun of his disability he's he doesn't have a disability it's dyslexia is not a disability no i think it is what you're saying he's not dyslexic oh well he might i don't actually don't know wait maybe that was mean to say. It was. Here she goes. Apology tour.

He's dyslexic. It's fine. Someone's got to apologize for something. But it's not dyslexia because he's not mixing up the words. He's just completely missing them. That's me. You know what I mean? Yes.

I dated someone with dyslexia. I know. Bella Thorne. She's like dyslexia Is fucking number one You know what I love About her though You have to text her

Like binary It's like 01110 I don't even know What you're saying I'm just laughing I have no idea What that means I laugh for everybody

But sometimes when I know A joke is too intelligent For me I have to just I laugh and then I watch it I know it's funny And I'll do my research Later

Yeah exactly Thank you Do you know that she Wrote an entire book And like refused To have people I have it downstairs I know it was funny and I'll do my research later. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Do you know that she wrote an entire book and like refused to have people, I have it downstairs. There's a page about me.

Love you, Bella. She refused to have anyone edit it. She was like, this is real. This is me. I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. And she came up with Tana Mugudu because she didn't know

how to spell it. Didn't she have relations with Pete Davidson? I think that's Olivia O o'brien oh same thing right basically red the two guys i love you both so absolutely motherfucking much oh but you have to go i have a heart out what if i went with you wait i want to come with me i want to go with you come with me alissa Alyssa Violet has an announcement in an hour. Oh, I'm so excited.

I'm not. Well, because I know it's going to be trash garbage. I'm hoping it's a Clinton situation. But I, again, I said this on the last, maybe on Patreon, where I got warned by so many people that she would do everything to like. Ruin you? Lie and try to take me down. Well, I think it would be me.

I was the one who really reamed her. But I don't think she has any reason to want to take me down i remember she didn't know who i was until a day ago i just like have spent so much of my life with like allegations against me that like aren't true or it and i'm scared that's where this is gonna go with her and i'm gonna have to like just have so much anxiety and like protect myself and like uh yeah also though i've met alissa before and she's literally so mean so um yeah i don't know i plead the fifth i'm fucking scared of her no you know what i'm not scared of her i'm scared of having to deal with someone doing that announcement in an hour why is everyone always like dropping shit like

like we're not rappers like what do you mean july 12th like yeah what do you mean in an hour why is everyone always like dropping shit like like we're not rappers like what do you mean july 12th like yeah what do you mean in an hour if it were a diss track that would be iconic i won't lie i think i would eat that up yeah because you did your poetry she's coming back with her diss track honestly it's kind of beautiful oh god i'm i'm just like you did a really good poem and that everyone's really responding to it well tina you had me laughing out loud i swear to god i was watching that's all jake shane out loud i'm just like You did a really good poem And everyone's really responding to it well Tina you had me laughing out loud I swear to god I was watching you laughing out loud I'm just saying I'll say it again

I would have never even thought to do something like that If it weren't for Jake Shane The DoorDash line had me in tears Had me in literal tears Can we just go over to Patreon Honestly if you haven't subscribed to Patreon already Here's what I'm gonna do over there Enough with Patreon you fucking alcoholic It's still Patreon Patron I'm going to honestly, if you haven't subscribed to Patreon already, here's what I'm going to do over there. I'm going to let you guys know.

You fucking alcoholic. What? Patreon? Patreon. Patron. Okay. I'm going to be having. I also could be wrong.

Remember, I correct you all the time and I'm always wrong. I'm going to be having a panic attack over there for $10 a month. If you guys would like to join it. And then it will be posted. Go get the Patreon because I'm about to talk so much shit. I love you guys. And thank you for listening to another episode of the Canceled Podcast.

Paige, thank you for joining us. I think you brought the levity and the lighthearted nature that we needed this week. Everyone touched lips. You did, and I do apologize for not. No, no, no, no. We've been going through shit. I'm on a guilt day. I'm on a guilt day.

Everyone's slaying. I love you guys so fucking much. I love you both more than life itself. I love you more than life itself. Let's sit there. We love you guys. fucking much i love you both more than life itself i love you more than life itself we love you guys no did you sorry bye guys quietly thank you for joining me for pajama day guys before i leave i just want to plug my best friend and roommate emily mask she goes by box blonde and her new single warmer just came and we love her i love her so fucking much

she is so talented gorgeous inside and out and she is so fucking deserving please please please go stream she deserves it more than anyone in the fucking world and that just attests to your character that the second you're sitting on a platform you are plugging the people that you love and believe in and i'm excited for them to stream that's the tandem which is special send the elevator back down i'm sending it em you're coming to the top, baby. Bye, guys. I love you. I love you, Paige.