Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 93: Leah from Love Island exposes the WHOLE show

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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From tires to auto repair, we're always there, treadexperts.ca. Hi guys, it's Tana Mongeau. Welcome to the cancelled podcast or welcome back to the cancelled podcast. As you can see, I am in a very different setting and I want to start off with an immediate apology, which you know is just my favorite thing to do, right? Like, hey guys, it's me, Tana. Sorry again, right? Today's episode of the podcast is going to be kind of similar to that one that we shot a while ago where Tai, Paige and I were in London and Brooke and Amari were at home in the studio and by the studio I mean my house um because I am in Hawaii I am in beautiful gorgeous Maui right now and I unfortunately am not able to make it home to shoot and I did just want to talk to you guys about that for a second i am praying on my hands

and fucking knees that brooke and bb or brooke and page or whoever the shooting at home carries this episode on their back because i'm shooting from an iphone in hawaii and i'm so sorry you guys i'm so sorry that this is going to be the quality of a blender, but I had to do it for my mental health. And I don't know if you guys saw, this is not a Patreon plug, by the way. This is not me telling you to go subscribe or not subscribe. I'm just saying it because it happened. But last week on the Patreon,

I kind of got into my life and my mental state a little bit and I ended up crying. And you could just kind of tell in that episode and in my real life if you're around me at all that I've been teetering the verge of a mental breakdown like I'm on the edge of a Hawaii mountain right just a little mentee bee and that has nothing to do with all of the positive in my life right now like you guys this podcast is number three in the world right now. Our tour is completely sold out. There's all these like good, amazing, beautiful things happening. But I also feel like I'm in this place in life right now where so many truths and serious things and

beefs I've been saying on the podcast every week that I just need two weeks of mental health clarity and nothing insane and to be underwater or I'm going to lose it. And it's like, I don't want to like even this Cody co situation. Like, I don't want to talk about it. Like it's a bad thing. Cause at the end of the day, that's something shitty that happened to me. And now the truth is coming out and I am able to help so many young girls and stuff. But at the same time, I can't open my phone or go anywhere in LA without seeing a million things about it.

And I think that you can only intake so much about your own self before you go insane, right? Like it's just not mentally healthy to intake that much content and opinions about your own self right and it's like and even just being i went out in los angeles the other night and like as much as i love my la friends and shit like i was out for like four or five hours and every single person i talked to is coming up to me like what's going on with alissa this is my experience with her can i come on the podcast what's going on with cody co this is my experience with him can I go on the podcast or can you come

on mine can we do this can we do that can we and it just feels like I'm being pulled in a thousand directions and I finally get home at the end of the night and I'm like oh my god I just felt like I was on the canceled mic for five hours this is my first time breathing right and then on top of that obviously just being home is like there's a lot more access to me you know it's like oh tana's home can she do this shoot and do this and do that and a million people relying on me for their income and moral support and to take care of them when i don't have any taking care to give for even myself you know with so many good things coming i knew that i needed to kind of get the fuck out of L.A. and protect my health and my mental health and myself so that I can execute and deliver for all of you.

And I don't want to cry. It's like 9 a.m. Like crying at 9 a.m. is never fun. Last week, I just want to say thank you again to everyone who has ever loved me because you are the one soul thing that has kept me alive and pushing and kicking all these years. I hope you can forgive me for today's episode being toaster quality because just know your girl had to come be underwater and shut her phone off. And I've been here for a week and I'm still, I've been working so much here. I'm trying for the rest of today to go jump in the ocean and just breathe because I know that's what I need. And I already filmed this beginning take the other day to give you for the podcast. And I went on this 40 minute tangent about my United Airlines experience getting to Hawaii. United, listen, I love you. Okay okay you've gotten me from A to B

my whole life and I think you have a lot of redeemable qualities as an airline okay I really like the blue I really like the logo I think flying Polaris is really nice you've got some good lounges all over the world but United Airlines needs to get on their motherfucking zoom okay because the travel experience i had getting to hawaii caused me 100 times more stress than anything ever should and i was already at my wits end sobbing just trying to get here like get me out on the first fucking flight i woke up sobbing and booked a flight and i don't know if you guys saw online everything that was happening with flight gate united flight gate there were like no flights taking off at all from all the major airlines like my flight got canceled sorry about the sirens it's

like united airlines is coming to get me essentially i don't know what the fuck happened listen i'm not an air traffic controller but what I do know is every flight in America, including mine was just randomly canceled because there was a windows error, which is just crazy that there's one fucking person on a computer with windows open. And that's like how all the flights are controlled, getting on a new flight. And then everything that transpired from the moment I walked into the airport is probably one of my most traumatic LAX experiences to date. This shit made me barking at that woman seem like a cakewalk in the park with rainbows and unicorns. Okay. I almost got arrested on my flight. Our brakes were broken. Like a few men may or may not have verbally assaulted me in the airport, a flight attendant wanting me dead. Like it is just,

and I was going to include that all dead like it is just and i was going to include that all in today's podcast and that was going to be my section i gave you guys like an og tana story time rant i was literally screaming like i don't think maui has ever heard screams like the ones i was giving explaining this rant to all of you and trust me when i tell you i will give you every single word and detail of this and listen maybe I'll get spunky in the edit and insert a few seconds of that rant right now just so you guys know where my head space was at mentally and still is honestly towards united but I'll just show you another hour goes by an hour goes by I'm not kidding you guys. Like I'm like tit sweating enough to fill

up a fucking jug. Okay. Like it is so hot. People, babies are crying. People are screaming. Eventually I decide I'm going to go on a walk to the front of the plane because I'm about to pass out with how fucking hot it is. I walk up to the front of the plane and one of the flight attendants standing there has the gall and beware with all and the balls to look at us and say, why do you guys want off the plane so bad? I don't know. It's 110 degrees in row 30B and we've been here for an hour and a half. Mind you with the four hour delay. It's a hundred. It's so hot. He goes, oh, I haven't been back there. I didn't know must be nice being in antarctica up here you fucking asshole i'm doing a little better than i was in that clip but however something happened okay a bombshell entered the villa and she came

to save the motherfucking day bitch i'm not kidding if i had to upload that toaster quality rant as my back half of the canceled podcast i I'm pretty sure I would lose every fan. It just it wasn't what this episode needed. OK, angry Tana ranting about the airport yet again. Right. As I've been out here in Maui, all of my TikTok comments, every single one. I don't think we've ever had a higher requested guest on the cancelled podcast than miss leah from love island and i watched her on call her daddy and i was like fuck there's still a lot of shit i want to talk with her if you have or haven't been keeping up with love island like point blank if you haven't i'm

just gonna give you the quick rundown she is that bitch she's that bitch every tiktok sound you hear for the next six months is her talking every outfit that bitch had on in love island like okay pussy stunt queen the way she handled so much shit that was happening to her mental health and all kinds of crazy shit like the way she's just handled all of this like she is beauty she is grace she is miss american race okay i she's my president honestly brooke and i really still want to have her sit down on the canceled couch and just kick it with her. Like aside from asking about all the Love Island drama, like I think she's just a dope ass bitch. And the most well-received episodes of canceled are always going to be, you know, us with our friends or us talking to someone where it's not like an interview or anything crazy.

And I think she like fits that mold tenfold. And I'm so excited to have this new iconic friend but I might as well have been getting death threats from all of you to get her on the podcast now to talk to her about other shit that she didn't uncall her daddy or she hasn't talked about yet and just kind of introduce her to the cancelled audience and that is what I did for you guys today I just got off zoom with her never in my life did I think I would do a zoom interview for the cancelled podcast I'm just I'm not a big zoomer okay I'm never giving girl get on your zoom I did what had to be done and I called this bitch and I'm about to insert that and I'm so excited for you guys to see that and I think it's just 10 times happier of a light-hearted episode having her on than me actually cussing out the phone

about United Airlines and don't worry we will get. I will never actually let go of that travel day that I had. I never will. I will remember it when I'm 80. So either in next week's episode or a story time on my channel, if you guys just want like an OG Tana story time, I've got it for you in the bag. And again, I just want to say,

I know I'm beating a dead horse with what I'm saying, but like, I'm so fucking grateful for you guys and every single opportunity that you have brought me in this life. And I'm so sorry once again that my half of this episode is coming from an island, shot on a phone, Zoom interview style, but it was that or a psych ward

and your girl has got to protect her mental health so she can get on her Zoom for tour and for everything else that's coming like the reaction in response to this podcast is the most life-changing important valuable thing in the world to me and i want you to know that at every second and that's why i'm here i'm just trying to protect myself so that i can show up for you guys every single week we all gotta do it in life sometimes you know i needed to get away from the general population um like i don't know what's in the air right now but i just feel like my whole life and traumas and everything are so public and even just going out in public the other day i was

sitting by the pool at a hotel here in maui and this random man walks up to me pulls this camera out doesn't say hello goodbye nothing from adam or Eve and screams in my face fuck Cody Ko am I right and I'm like I mean I guess I did do that but I'm gonna kill myself because of people like you like and that's just I feel like that sentiment has been encompassing so much of my life lately like one of the things that happened while I was at the airport were these like all these 18 year old kids coming up to me guys like barking literally barking like growling and barking which I guess is a funny full circle moment now that I'm thinking about it maybe karma for my barking at LAX but barking telling me to post more feet pics on OnlyFans and imagine

me like there is no worse peril in your entire life than being surrounded by like six 18 year old boys barking at you about your feet and I was like because it's never it's never the fucking sweet cute hot img addressed like long real hair cute earrings girls who come up to me and tell me that they love me and that you know that I saved their life or whatever it is that they're telling me because I feel the same way towards y'all you know I feel the same way towards all the hot girls I'm like there's no higher compliment than a hot girl calling you hot there is no higher compliment than the girls and the gays and the days coming up to me and showing respectful love there's just been a lot of other out-of-pocket shit I think that comes with this life happening to me lately and I just need

a giant break you know like I was telling Trisha the other day like it's not that I'm not grateful for everything but I would love to leave the Tana Mongeau suit for four days right just not waking up to a hundred texts of everyone needing everything ever under the sun not going out in public and getting harassed by men and out-of-pocket strangers and and again not you guys not the support like just seeing a million people commenting on like really serious things going on in your life or people starting beef with me like i just i gotta breathe in and out that's what i'm doing here and i like really really fucking hope you guys can understand because i hate letting you down or feeling like i'm giving you this half-assed shitty toaster version of an episode but I had to do what I had to do

and I think that Leah saved everything like when I was filming the other United story time rant every two minutes I was saying like skip to 39 minutes for Brooke's half don't even fucking watch this so I'm so grateful Leah got on her zoom and i do have some content to provide you today but just know like i'm not half-assing or bare minimuming just because i can i just i really need a little break seat for my mentee b i know i'll be back and better than ever because at the end of the day i think my life's purpose is to show all of the young girls and gays and nays who were dealt similar hands to me in their early years or are dealing with similar battles to me currently, that we will prevail.

And that is what I am doing. Doing my best to fucking prevail. Seriously, let me know in the comments below where you would like this united story time to live. Should I put the OG one on Patreon? Should I refilm it and put it on my YouTube channel? Or do you wanna hear that next week on the cancelled podcast?

Either on the couch with Brooke or zooming in or calling in or whatever because I've got to get it off my chest. But I do think that it's better that we just do a little bit of a lighthearted episode. Because the last thing I need is beef with United Airlines this week. I'm trying to just take it easy, call this fucking hot bombshell

and keep it pushing i love you guys so much and i know i've said it five times in this but you always thank me for saving your life and i can't thank you enough for saving mine and being there for me through everything the good the bad and the fucking fugly now i am going to get the fuck off my zoom and jump into that pool. I love you guys so much. And I will talk to you in the next episode of the canceled podcast. Make sure to subscribe to this channel and our Patreon below. I think I'm going to grill Makoa on our relationship for this week's episode,

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Details at Michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca. Oh, my God. You look amazing. You look good. You look airbrushed as fuck i'm like i like no and like the dress the outfit just wait i have so much to fucking say to you it's i'm so gag i'm so thank you so much oh my god thank you for having me i knew we would have a

ball and this is just the beginning i can't wait to actually get you on that fucking couch and like you me and brooke like i'm sitting on the floor because I wanted to get everyone the best lighting so just don't mind me no you look fucking amazing Leah is here everyone welcome to the canceled podcast I'm fucking elated to be here I was dragged through the internet saying why aren't you there and I said bitch you're now get on your zoom and bitch we took that literally honey we got on our zoom it's so funny in the history of this podcast I have never and probably will never zoom interview someone again but like I don't think we've ever had a more requested guest ever. Every comment, everything was like, Tana, if you don't fucking

get that bitch, I'm so happy you're here. It's fucking insane. It's funny. I think the viewers will enjoy this one because they know the peril that I went through. Leah and I are on the phone yesterday. And I'm like, at any time you want, by the way, the bitch is booked and busy. She just got her phone back. Okay. Like let her do her thing. Right. And you're like, how does 1 PM work? And I'm in Hawaii and I'm like, oh, that's perfect. Oh my God.

It's 4 PM. It'll give me the whole day. It's 9 AM. Like so stupid. It's crazy. And I was like, yeah, totally. That's amazing. Like we're just dumb as fuck.

Just like agreeing. Like it's always two delusional bitches telling each other yes exactly I was like oh Tana texted me after and she was like wait I'm dumb as fuck and I was like well I'm dumber because I was asking you on it's like we can't be hot and know all the time zones okay like we've got enough on our plate and you're here and I'm so fucking happy first of all how do you feel I'm back I'm okay I want I'm okay like I feel like it's it was a lot more I was preparing for like the absolute fucking worst me it's taking a bit to settle in I definitely think like it'll take a minute with the whole like nitpicking. I think it's a bit difficult when, you know, I went into the villa like a very normal human

being and I came out and everything I do is being overanalyzed. I can't imagine what it like psychologically does to you, especially with no phone, because it's like if you had a phone, you would be like gradually seeing this this like slowly accepting it like you don't have a fucking phone for that long and then you come out and you have millions of followers overnight and you're the top bitch you're the head bitch in charge like they everyone wants and I told you I thought I was the bottom barrel bitch like I was like I literally was like I've ruined my family's life. I don't think I should have come on this show. I've done nothing. Like I literally was like, because the way it, just the way I felt in the villa, I keep

saying this, but it's just because I'm in such shock. Like the way I felt in the villa versus like the love that was waiting for me out here. I could not have guessed it in a million years. I'm sure everyone can tell from my reactions to every time I got picked every time I got picked I was like what the fuck like I thought everyone hated me it just the villa like the whole it was just a lot it's gotta like fuck with your head you know what I mean especially because like in the villa like if you know the other girls are jealous or feeling some type of way or treating you some type of way and you don't have a phone, you're like, fuck, they hate me. Everyone hates me, whatever. And then to come out and have the exact opposite.

I really did love all the girls in the villa. And I do feel like we had like such a close friendship. Like I know, like obviously PPG, like Serena and Janae, like were my closest in there. But I did feel really close to everyone else nicole is a really good friend of mine daniella i love her even andrea like on our off days we would hang out and like we did there was like a day where we did like each other's makeup we were like fucking around and like same with live like live i have nothing bad to say about live ever oh kaylor i love kaylor please don't i'm trying to remember everyone's names i love you don't have to remember everyone we all all think you're nice. Like, I believe you, you know, I loved all of them. So then I was a bit put off when I come out and I'm like, Oh, I thought now everyone's trying to pit

you guys against each other. And like, you had a great time. And that's because it's like, men are so fucking stupid. Like all you really can hope for from that experience is a couple good girlfriends for life, right? Like, and couple good girlfriends for life right like and I got that and then some so and I also got Miguel which is like I couldn't have asked for more like I just feel very very very lucky okay I was letting you say it first and now that you've said it I have so many questions so we're back in real life yes we're with Miguel. I love we, like I'm not okay. We, he's our man.

Are you with him? Yeah. Yes. And how is that going? What is it? What is like the biggest difference of the two of you in the real world versus. Are you saying,

are we together at the moment? Like in person together? No, no, no. Like, like, no,

yes. Yeah. Like he's your boo. He's my boo. together at the moment like in person together no no no like just like like no yes yeah like he's your boo he's my boo is it different now trying to like date and be cutesy and shit like in the real world is it better is it scarier like how do you feel that's exactly the same I feel like we just have such a special bond that I just feel like if you guys saw the whole thing pan out you would you would get it like we are like so in tune and I just feel like he's like the most compassionate understanding person ever and my family just keeps saying like they couldn't have dreamt of someone better for me so I have

full goosebumps that's actually so sweet I I thought that by the time we got to the zoom you were about to be like because that would just be me I'm so turbulent I'd be like fuck everyone I hate every single guy I keep saying I hate like I'm like I just hate like the way everything panned out I hate that but like Miguel was the only like people are like oh my gosh did you have fun on Love Island and they're like I bet you had the best summer ever and I'm like I literally hated every moment like except for the moments with Miguel and PPG like period that's actually like so fucking sweet that it ended up like that and I feel like he is like a good guy and you guys obviously like all the edits of you guys I'm like fuck they're so we sit up on FaceTime until five in the morning, just sending them back to each other.

Wait, I'll literally actually cry. We love them so much. We think they're great. How does that feel to like, dude, I've been on TikTok and my For You page is literally just edits of you. Like doing everything, every sound. Daisy! But you're that bitch. I don't think I'll ever come to terms with this like I you don't understand I was spiraling in

that like it's going to take me years a to recover from this like I was traumatized I still am I think even like a lot of things I'm realizing like, oh fuck. Like I, I am going straight to therapy. Like drop. I was going to say, I like just love Island offer like the therapy pack out for it. But you know what? I don't want theirs. So I'm going to need eight life coaches and a psych ward. Yeah get that I can't I can't fucking imagine I mean at least you did come out of it like and overall the reception is good but still you've got to make sure your mental's right being able to handle all of that no my mental is in hell right now I need to I need to build it back up for sure like coming out and and no I can't but the thing is the things

that are helping are my supporters like I I I, I, I don't deserve them. I think that they have given me like, I'm, I'm fucking honored. I literally am honored. Like, it's fucking reason like from the outfits to the shit you have to say anyone navigating through like what you went through across that fucking show for 36 episodes i know i would not do it with that much grace or intelligence or any of that are you kidding the house would be on fire you fucking killed it and you deserve everything and i just like again it's probably so hard like feeling so low in the villa and then coming out and feeling so high and trying to figure out this like middle ground to be at. But I'm proud of you and the people love you. It literally means like more than, you know, it really does. Like the support is like the one driving factor of like that. I'm OK. These people like I can do it for them.

So I just feel like so lucky so you're her you're that bitch though like just don't fucking forget that i'm serious it's crazy and it's like everyone has so many questions and like i don't even i do just want to say for all the canceled viewers like we've been talking about this a lot off camera like this is not ending at a zoom like i want you on the couch oh beat up talking shit like whole nine oh we'll bring the tea we'll do our big one are you planning on starting your own podcast at some point i feel like the people want it so bad i know that the people want a podcast and i know they want it they would love it with ppg and you guys if you have heard our conversations oh my god we are

un-fucking-hinged i know people would love it i know it but i think we are also there are things coming like there are a lot of fun things coming for sure nothing is like set in the books but we are definitely like looking at a lot of stuff i know that i'm like and my girls they have a lot of great shit coming for them all well deserved literally deserve the whole world and then I know for me you're like also like hey I might want to meditate for two weeks yeah I think right now I'm just trying to settle but I've done there are for sure a lot of fun fucking things coming and I mean just jumping straight from like that filming that show has got to be so much work like trying to be entertaining like the mental game in your head of like you know what I mean like I'm on camera at all times I need to be funny I need to look good I mean it's like oh no I stopped caring how I looked on like

day two you guys you could literally see like the frizz in my hair it was like I literally was telling everyone I don't give a fuck anymore it's that a world is what they're gonna get and if you don't like it then fuck it because this is what you're getting it's so crazy because you say that but like i was watching so god like the outfits can you walk me i'm sorry if this is i know all the people no no ask me whatever you want please i'm dead all my comments are like ask leah about rob i'm like no i want to know about the outfits let's talk about my clothes like way more important first of all like order of fucking operations here how many suitcases okay four suitcases two in the villa and then did all the other bitches have four suitcases

of shit or were you like you really came to play you know Kayla had a lot of clothes as well Serena's so fucking funny Serena would every night would be like leah i'm gonna go shopping in your closet tonight and she'd like open it up and i'm like go at it baby like i love i feel like i'm one of those people though i love like sharing clothes and i love like matching with my girls and i love that kind of stuff so like it made me so happy like seeing everyone wear my clothes and like i also like my shoes i brought i think I brought like 15 pairs of shoes and shout out Bottega. Cause that was a very big amount. I swear to God, sharing is like the biggest fucking serotonin in the world. Especially when a bitch has a wardrobe like yours, have you always been like a designer fashion queen, like a vintage fashion queen? Like when you want, you walked

out in something Roberto Cavalli and I damn near fucking fell to the floor and died. I was like, these bitches could never. You didn't even have to talk. Like, your outfit was speaking for you. No, I fucking love that dress. My sister is behind all of my clothes. I can't dress myself for shit. I always tell her, like, when I try and dress myself, I will stand in front of the mirror and panic.

You know that scene of The Grinch where he's, like on his clothes and he's like no hate it that's me as fuck when I try and dress myself but when I'm sweating screaming crying throwing up yeah I always say I need to have like I plan one hour of a mental breakdown before I go out so I can have a mental breakdown of like body dysmorphia and then I'll be like okay cool now I'm ready to go out absolutely like I look in the mirror I see Jabba the Hutt I breathe about it for an hour and then I'm like yeah and then like I'll just get drunk and pretend like I'm not feeling that way so it's like looking in a mirror like like me as fuck but yeah no I credit give all run my sister her fucking credit she's behind all the outfits She's behind all the outfits. She's behind all the vintage pieces.

She's behind all the looks. She is, she has, she gets fashion. Like that shit comes to her so easily. So that's all on her. A built-in stylist as a sister is the actual dream, but it's crazy because you just wear it all so effortlessly. Hello? The body, like you just fucking kill it.

I don't know. I'm like beside myself with all of that i love it so much i was wondering like one of the episodes kaylor or did kaylor get voted off and she was wearing your dress or like you got like like was everyone sharing shit a lot of people like so you're not you're don't you don't have to share with everyone like what clothes are yours so if you want people to wear your clothes like they can wear your clothes a lot of the girls were sharing with each other and I told them like they'd on like day two I literally was like y'all don't you don't need to ask me for anything like I know we would call my section on the vanity the

pharmacy because girls would literally go and like just take all my shit out and I would be like don't you don't need to ask me like they the first few days like they'd be like can we can I borrow this can I borrow this I'm like take take it by day eight you're like take the bronzing oh no I literally oh there kaylor took my kaylor currently have my hairbrush she's like she literally has it now I saw when I saw her at the airport like she was like oh by the way like I haven't I was like I know you do I stole I stole the Dyson hairbrush from the from the villa because you know let's fuck that's some financial competition right there. Our hair was intertwined in that hairbrush for like two months it was funny as fuck. That's fucking so funny like I just I love when a hot girl wants to share too like not a

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well i just have a few questions for myself and i'll cut them all bitch okay i know i'm getting you on the couch like i'm in no i know i know let's save some for the couch too because I want to give you and Brooke the fucking piping hot absolutely and we need Brooke's commentary for like so much we need it I know my girl was going through it my sister was trying to update me on it and I was like I gotta I need I still haven't looked at it I need to I need to get caught up I need to get caught up I just realized the amount like I've all the, like, Clinton Cain drama. Like, you had no phone. Yes!

Like, oh, my God. I didn't even think about the amount of fucking shit you missed. Long story short, he's, like, an awful lying lizard. He said his mom is dead. His mom is alive. 30-part series he made. You don't have to watch it. It'll make you want to die.

Like, just watch Brooks. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no. I don't give a fuck what he has to say i just wanted to what hers was yeah for sure yeah you're gonna fucking die though it's so nuts these men just i don't know i mean i guess speaking of playing blind cheating men i don't i don't know the lore so forgive me if i'm just so wrong on this right now talk to me about rob

okay like where did you two leave off? Like you're like, cameras are off. You're all finally going home. Like where are you two at? We're good. I do think people are supporting something that doesn't exist. Um, as friends, we are great. He is a good person as a friend. We don't click we frankly never did in that way I was miserable every second I always was living with like sheer anxiety and fighter mode and as someone who kind of is very used to that in a relationship due to past relationships of just like trauma it was very triggering every day and And the fact that the way it all played out was even more triggering. It was very painful. It put me in a headspace that

I haven't been in, in a very long time. It made me do things that I haven't done in a very long time. If you've ever been with a man before who like lacks reassurance, even if you go years without being with a man like that, you can immediately like fall back into those patterns. It's literally like miserable. And sorry, I'm'm getting a fucking call i don't know why anyone would ever try to call me right now right now they're disrupting like bitch i'm on my zoom anyways but yeah like i get it i do i i get it like we were so like in sync at the beginning and like we were very like into each other. But some moments felt very theatrical. Some moments felt very he just I don't know,

it just felt like fraudulent. A was so scary. And I was waiting for the other shoe to drop. And then, you know, everything happened the way it did after he was saying, like, you're never going to be left in the dark. And then he stood up there and I just went, oh, my God. Like, we really will let a man in overalls tell us that we'll never be left in the dark and then still get left in the fucking dark as bad bitches. And like, that's what's crazy. I didn't know his. Well, you also are from California, right? Yeah. But I didn't know that he like was in LA before this. Like I don't, I was, he, I have no idea.

I think I, some girl I know was saying he was like in some awful situationship with this LA girl I know. And I was like, that would just check out. So then I see him like in the car with Nessa Barrett. I'm like, leave Nessa alone. I saw that too. But again, like, I do think he deserves you to be happy. Just not for me.

Yeah. 100%. What I'm telling you, I was fucking miserable. I was crying every day. I had terrible anxiety every day. I'm literally like, was like a mess up until the second I'm coupled up with Miguel. Honestly, the second Miguel came in, like like I feel like it literally was just like just even just starting as our friendship and then having him there as a friend and like just having someone who was like so funny and just didn't care what other people thought of me because in the villa it was a bit like it kind of felt like everyone was scolding me a little for the Rob situation minus my girls of course like they were there for me but aside from everyone else it kind of made me feel like I was the one who did something

very wrong and only me I didn't want to do something wrong it didn't feel like I felt like I was the only one being held accountable yes Rob and I both did things wrong but I just was like well why am I the only one kind of being scolded for it and it felt like that from everyone it felt like every like my feelings were being very downplayed by the producers as well and I know that the producers keep telling me not to talk about them but like it was like just like such betrayal in every realm like they're like we care about you and I was like but I'm dying and you don't care yeah that's that's you're gonna hate me saying that but like I don't care that's how I fucking felt so no you're real as fuck for that I think Brooke and I talk about this like a lot as well but like even if like tv producers

are humans too and I'm sure in their hardest of hearts like they do they want to care about people but their whole fucking job is to literally like fuck up your mental state oh there was a moment where Liv and I were crying so hard and they were like, hold on. Cameras aren't rolling. Can you hold this? And me and Liv freaked out. We said, I would lose it. We were like, I get it. This shit's entertaining to you guys.

I get it. I get it. I get it. It's a TV show to you guys, but this is our real lives. This is, we're not having fun right now. Frankly, I'm miserable and I want to go home and I feel like I'm not here. I can't talk to anyone about it because everyone's already mad at me about Rob. having fun right now frankly I'm miserable and I want to go home and I feel like I'm not here I can't talk to anyone about it because everyone's already mad at me about Rob and I'm just sitting

here like oh my god like could this get any worse and then it kept getting worse until Miguel then everything got better I love the fairy tale happy ending again I just I feel for you so hard though like phoneless fucking heartbroken the only people you can talk to are people who just want to film you at your worst like oh and they kept telling me like if you want to talk we can and I'm like no because you're going to make me say it on camera and it's going to like literally like make me look like I'm like a suicidal like fucking freak which shit was getting weird in there like I'm very upset and it's, you're not a licensed therapist and you can't even turn on the therapist.

It felt like they just, it felt more like they wanted to gossip versus like check in on. Yeah. Like you're like fucking animals in a zoo. And that's so like, again, but so much therapy, so much peace and relaxation.

I was so fucking mad the other day on Tik TOK. Don't get me wrong. I appreciate like for you. I love seeing all the support and winning, but obviously some people take it too far. And I was like, I saw some shit about like your address or your house or something. And I was like, you're really like this girl just went through fucking hell on national television. And people really want to try you like that. And that's like the dark sides of fame. Like that's so amazing, especially because I don't even live in this house. I have an apartment. It's being renovated right now. My family lives here. My fucking poor family lives here. My parents who have no idea about social media, who have no idea about fame or attention. My animals are here. The people I care about the most are in this home and people are

and it's like your only safe space my only safe space and even that is getting violated but I am just like really grateful that you are in such a good spot with Miguel where you at least feel like you have one person from this experience and who's going through something kind of similar to what you are right now online who like gets you and sees you like oh my gosh she's literally giving me like dr phil type advice like i think like i could god yeah no my sister is like obsessed with everything the advice he's been giving like she's like he's fucking wise and i'm like i'm telling you guys this man i love when a straight man does something okay when any straight man does something like that's my favorite and thank god

I saw that so what's his take on because obviously you're like so mature about all this Rob shit like and not even being petty at all you're like we're friends everyone's like does Miguel follow Rob how does he feel like how does do you know how he feels about like shit that went down to you in the house I know he seeing it is not his favorite thing. Like he definitely feels for me of being everything from the beginning. Like clearly there were a lot of things he didn't see that went down between Rob and I have like how fucking like, I just went through a lot. Like it's hard. Even myself seeing myself like that.

I have to skip through it. It's very triggering. It is very triggering. Like I started, I saw a video of myself like sobbing and to skip through it it's very triggering it is very triggering like I started I saw a video of myself like sobbing and I just started crying my eyes out um I don't want to re-watch it at all I I know I embarrassed no I know I was being a pick me whatever for Rob like but the pick me allegations are also crazy like, to everything I, like if you put anyone in that situation, like you can't blame yourself and be like, Oh, I embarrassed myself. No. Like if you put me with 80 fucking wide shots on me, like, like, I'd be like farting and disgusting and like losing it.

Like it's like you're set up to fail and to end up prevailing is like so strong and intelligent.'s ridiculous it's like I'm so lucky like I am so thankful for everyone like that they saw it the way they did and I do remember there was a moment in the villa I told Rob I said when you come out of here and you see the way I actually was towards you you're going to be sick and where are we now and I'm even more sick I was saying the other day I said the more I see the way he was talking about me I start to get even more upset and the more he probably sees the way I'm talking about him he probably starts to like think do you like fucking shit about it really yeah exactly like she was actually

so it's crazy too because wasn't he and I could just be making this up forgive me to like think, feel like fucking shit about it. Yeah, exactly. Like she was actually genuine. So it's crazy too. Cause wasn't he, and I could just be making this up, forgive me, but wasn't he on like a love Island season before? Like he's like, he's done reality shows. He was last season and I didn't watch it.

So I didn't know who he was when he came in, but the girls were saying like, Oh my gosh, isn't that Rob from last season? And I was like, I would, when we first like got together, I would like make jokes about it. And I would call him like the veteran of Love

Island like okay like tell me how to do this oh what should we do now and he knew he knew I don't know I don't know he's a really good guy I just don't think like he's a good guy for me as like relationship romantically um I honestly out of like respect for Miguel I kind of don't even want a friendship at the moment I get that you're like a lot of love but just like from afar I think yeah and I think that's like the absolute best situation like you are in the best case scenario which is crazy will you ever you'll never I am gathering at least I like it would I'd be scarred like would you ever do a dating show again never they called me the next day and said would you go on love island I said no I didn't even let them finish the sentence they didn't I said no no at all and

I don't need to go on a dating show I found my at all I'm good the next the next thing filmed is the fucking wedding bitch okay Okay. Or the birth bitch. Stop. Do you want kids? I do. We both want like four kids. Oh my God. Stop.

And you're going to have such a cute, like, I can just see where does he live? Um, he's like a nomad for sure. He's like definitely like right now he's in the UK, but he's coming here soon. We have a lot of fun, like trips planned together. We have so much shit we want to do. Like,'m gonna see him like i'll see him soon i'll see him very soon i'm folding like a lawn chair for this like the the simp in me is just like oh this is best case scenario and i'm so happy for you he's the best like you just now that this is this trauma is over like you're just i feel like you're such a smart girl and you're going to fucking figure it all out.

And you're so blessed with this like huge new platform that you deserve like a motherfucker. Like, go off, bitch. Thank you. Serious. Like and that's the thing is it's like you can't accredit any of it to anything but you like you fucking did that. No way. It's everyone out there. Like they they see like they recognize that you are that bitch. No way. It's everyone out there. Like they, they, they see,

like they recognize that you are that bitch. It means everything. It literally means everything. Like for, you should have told me we were day drinking bitch. I would have brought my bottle of tequila. Fuck. I really,

I swear this actual canceled episode is going to be so heinous. I wish you were here in Hawaii with me right now. I'm no cameras what drunk interviewer is that so messy I will get drunk with you I will get high with you I don't whatever we can take mushrooms and get fucking philosophical I don't give a whatever that is even today I was like yes I have questions and shit but like you've already done the like big ringer interview and I feel like it's like that's not what the people want from you like they want to see you talk about like random shit yeah and like that's what I'm excited to have you on for is just to come like kiki and talk about random fucking shit I'm so fucking excited because I know you guys like we are all like I know our personalities

just vibe so fucking well I'm so excited man you know what I just remembered that I need to know from you because I was thinking about our personalities literally vibing and I was thinking like I just feel like your thoughts in your head during Love Island like I would I would pay a billion dollars to be a fly on the wall in your thoughts and I wanted to know like do you have any memorable icks that you got from any of the guys in the show? Memorable ics? Even if it's like some stupid shit. I'm like, what was it in it?

My biggest ick I always say is watching a guy chase a ping pong ball. Like, I mean, like literally a lot of them chase ping pong balls. It wasn't bad. Swear. It wasn't. It wasn't. I see a lot of people say that, actually. I do.

They picked it up gracefully. That one I won't say. I don't love. I have all the guys in the villa know this. And Rob actually did a pull like a joke on me one time, like when we were going to the dock, like the guys had him do it as a joke. I hate, hate, hate's a strong word. I dislike when men wear like a full like a nighttime outfit with sandals

like thong sandals toes out without as a man why are your toes out yeah it's a bit it's a bit freaky um so then like he when he pulled me to the dock he and me and I looked down and he and I was like oh and I look he knows this and I looked up and he was like he's just sort of dying laughing and you're like your fourth toe has a hangnail and I literally was like Aaron and Connor told me to do it as a joke and I was like thank god because I was actually about to say like we can't be together anymore at all see that's the type of shit I needed to hear that's what I give a fuck about yeah I literally like that like when men wear like like I fucking love you Aaron but Aaron every night would wear like a full outfit and then just like long sandals.

And it's like, OK, pop off queen. But again, though, he's European. He gets it. I guess I guess it's like it goes off. I like my thing is I'm like really big on like like if a guy has really good style, I'm immediately I'm gravitating, especially like you're a bitch with style, so you see it. Like, I feel like when Miguel walked in, you were probably like, oh, my God, finally, like, someone with some, like, swag. When I thought he was so fucking hot.

Like, from the second, like, he walked in. Like, that accent, the dimples. Just. They knew what they were doing. They were like, we need, like. Oh, they did their big one bringing him in like point blank period but thanks guys the one thing you did right yay right you're like you can live for now love you can live for now honestly look i'm not kidding i had all of my

like roommates and friends give me a lit like what they wanted to know and I'm like I feel like we just need to wait for the fucking canceled podcast I know we can just and like we'll just I I'm not getting like half of this was just me checking in on you I wanted the people to know that like I saw their comments and like I'm alive I am semi okay I will be okay don't worry about me you guys are the reason I am okay I love you so very much don't worry about me I'm guys are the reason I am okay. I love you so very much. Don't worry about me. I'm a big girl. I'm a tough kid. I can handle it.

I'm good. I love you. See, like, I have chills. Like, just boss-ass bitch energy. I'm so fucking excited for the start of this psychotic friendship. Oh, we got a big time. You, me, and Brooke on that couch is actually going to be lethal, and I'm, like like counting down the minutes

i'm fucking excited man like i'm so mad that i'm on a rock in the middle of the ocean while all of this is you're lucky that's like i wouldn't fucking well actually yeah maybe i don't want to be somewhere tropical for a minute at all next vacation is in the snow at a lodge bitch yeah i'm okay actually like the now that I'm looking at the water and the palm trees in the back I'm getting a call I should like I'm gonna fucking go hey so nice talking to you yeah I love you so much and like thank you for making this work yesterday my gosh you were like we've been going back and forth on the day and i thought you wanted to do yesterday i was running out of the ocean like a wet rat bro i'm fucking i was dying i literally was like oh why'd she get so excited about me saying tomorrow and then i look and i

was like oh fuck i said let's do today i was like no no no i'm wet rat running out of the beach like i gotta get on my zoom no i love it i got to talk to you I'm fucking I'm excited for this this is about to evolve into something no I'm just so fucking obsessed with you and I love that you are my whole for you page I never want that to change and I'm so excited for it to now be us on my whole for you page in a couple days but this is the start of something beautiful and like actually fucking thank you for taking the time my god thank you for me on here. Thank you so much. Bitch. I swear to God.

I think not only did Brooke and I want you on canceled so bad. And again, we have to sit with Brooke, but like, if I didn't get you on this zoom, the comments, like I can't, I can't,

I don't even know what they would have done to me. I was like, I got to give the people a taste of what they're going to get when I'm home. Oh, yes. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. i love you so much

i love you and mcgill so much and i'm just so happy for you that you're out of the fucking villa with a phone bitch and some therapy yes here she is in all her glory right and some more fucking cavalli dresses and no overalls stop i love you i love you so so so much i love you so so so much I love you more and I'm so fucking excited to sit down and talk to you

it's gonna be I'm honestly calling you after this so we can talk more shit off camera please please I love you

love you love you love you I actually don't know how to leave the zoom I do peace

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Did I? All right, you guys. Clearly clearly we don't have our normal situation today tana is not beside me she is in hawaii living her best life and getting her ducks in a row okay jealous so she i believe filmed her half already and she got leah kate from love island which makes me so fucking jealous i wanted to do it together so bad i was dming her yesterday like begging her to be my friend but i have here in front of me one of our most requested guests of all time which is miss brooke baldwin also known as bb you know a lot of people think that bb and brooke baldwin are two different people no i didn't know that but why i don't know because we like i i use you like interchangeably and people like didn't understand that it was the same thing.

That makes sense. But this is my best friend on the entire planet, my longest friend in LA, and the only person I would save if the world was on fire. Obviously, I would save Tana as well, but she would be second. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I would save you, too. Don't worry.

Bebe, welcome to the pod. Thank you. I'm so... Honestly, I've been so nervous. She's really nervous, but, welcome to the pod. Thank you. I'm so, I'm honestly, I've been so nervous. She's really nervous, but I like, we just went to dinner before this and I was like, Bebe, this is literally exactly what we're doing right now. You have a conversation except there's a microphone in front of you. You're not on a stage.

It's okay. I feel better now that I'm here. First of all, I tweeted a bunch of things. Well, first of all, I tweeted like, what, what do you guys want to hear from Bebe? And they had lots of questions for you. But first and most importantly, they want to know how the fuck, where you came from. Okay. Where I came from.

Yeah. How do we know each other? That's my favorite thing is like, I see comments all the time saying like, she just came out of nowhere. Like, where did she even come from? I'm like, guys, I literally have known Brooke for like six years. We've been best friends for six years. Yeah.

And like really openly too bb showed up in my living room one day so she was living we lived like at the time we lived at an apartment or an apartment complex called the ava in toluca lake we lived we have obviously the same name we lived on the same floor in the same building there's 26 buildings in this apartment complex it's huge yeah it has a through z and it we both lived in building u we lived on the same floor same name same time we didn't know each other until one day randomly i don't know why and i don't know who brought you there you were in my living room and brooke sobbed i did she she started singing for some reason she was like one of those who just like sang out of nowhere

okay singing out of nowhere is like actually crazy but we both shared the love for billy eilish yes and it was what was that 2018 or 2019 it had to be 2018 i moved in 2018 2018 and i sang what song was that a billy eilish song and i literally sobbed my eyes out i do that every time someone sings to me honestly even if they're bad but you're lucky you're good was i bad no you were fabulous but we've been best friends ever since i knew her before any of this happened obviously you've been my little ride or die with the exception of one um really oh god i have to bring it up because honestly it's important for the listeners to know about honestly it's a it's a big part of my lore well listen so especially since like obviously they're up to date on my

whole clinton situation we talk a lot about emotionally abusive relationships which i'm not sure if you would identify your ex as an emotionally abusive person but this is what i will say bb was banned from seeing me and hanging out with me for a really long time why don't you tell us about that um okay so i dated a guy for a couple years and he hated brooke hated her they hated each other it was really it was on and off really toxic whatever i i moved across the country I'm from California I moved to Charlotte North Carolina for this man okay I moved there I was there for eight months it was really scary they got a dog together more importantly she blocked she moved without a single word blocked my number and didn't talk to me the entire time she was gone to be fair because her boyfriend didn't like me i don't give a fuck okay but to be fair

i'm not you weren't mean but i didn't like your opinion on it i just didn't and i was that i didn't fucking like your loser fucking boyfriend that's that was that's totally that i see it i see it now i see it now you were super valid but also at the same time i was like i love this yeah i guess when you love someone like you i feel like you wouldn't do it to me more importantly i actually just talked about this on another podcast how i like regret how i handled it because like you're gonna pretend like you told me you wanted to get back together with clinton kane and i wasn't mean to you about it you're right and you know what's so funny about it is when she was going through the whole clinton thing so i was there for the entire situation i told her i said how does it feel i'm like you're so lucky that i'm i'm being

nice and letting you like let letting it run its course because honestly you're not going to leave you're not going to stop talking to someone just because someone else says like you're going to leave when you're ready realistically yeah it's and that's how you like end up like hiding shit from your friends and stuff as if like if your friends are really hard on you about it i don't know i experienced that too because like there was a certain point where i wasn't even telling anyone that i was talking to clinton because i was ashamed of it and i knew my friends would like literally like slice me open if they know i'm not you yeah no you told me everything you for sure told me everything and i i feel like i was still supportive i didn't want you to do it but like at the end of the day you're still gonna do it no matter what i like that you

won't judge me same thing with this last situation ship i just had i'd be like yeah i'm with him again she'd be like oh shit i was i liked him until i didn't like him same so uh felt good about you till i did it shout out gracie abrams we love you we do love gracie we talk a lot on the cancel podcast about how bb has like odd jobs that's been a thing since I've met her obviously she's like you'll do anything for a dollar which is like very admirable but like what the fuck we're hustling out here I like I have to like can you talk about some of the jobs that you've had so I can during COVID I learned how to make rugs she had a rug making business yes it was called lovesick gallery and i was all about lovesick all right i was sick i was down i was

i was mentally unstable at that point but yeah i learned how to make rugs that was fun i've done tooth gems i learned how to tattoo um but it's so funny because like i don't know where i'll get followed by an account that's like tooth gems by bb and I'm like well there you go new new business unlocked the way that's actually my tooth gem account when we were when we were first like obviously we were like both really broke when we lived here like first lived here bb was living in the living room with lila um that's also another misconception misconception because lila always says like I was living in the living room with Lila. That's also another misconception because Lila always says I was living in the living room with Brooke. But that's Brooke.

Me. I lived a few doors down in a bedroom. But we were really broke and I would drive around with Bibi all day long while she drove for Uber Eats. And we would pick up and drop off all her orders. We would go to Glendale in my little Volkswagen bug. We were, we were hustling and half the time it didn't work.

It would just be like smoking out the front. And we were like, wait, what is going on? One time I was with Lila and we were Uber eating and we were like almost back to our house. And my car started smoking and I had it. I had like Burger King in my car. And I fully had to pull over and call AAA and I had it i had like burger king in my car and i called triple a and i canceled the uber oh they were probably so distraught and i messaged him i go i'm so sorry my car broke down they probably thought i was lying so i could eat it a hundred percent but i feel like if you were gonna steal someone's uber eats you wouldn't

choose burger king i think i might bb also worked I do like Burger King a lot, honestly. Like let's not slander Burger King. Like chicken fries. She also worked as a paralegal. She called herself a fair legal. That was like something like your mom got you into, right? Yeah, my mom was a paralegal and then she was a office manager at a law firm. So that's kind of how I got that job.

And honestly, it was fun. I liked it. It was extra money. And I was driving down Orange County a few times a week to do that it's so funny to me and honestly it's admirable because I don't like transitioning like I don't like um change so I don't like to have a new job ever I want you to have a new job I want you to be a full-time friend of mine I want to talk about some things that are going on online right now okay first up ice spice and her poop fetish poop fetish you know you don't know about it no first of all ice spice is on my shit list right now i'll

tell you why obviously we have the whole situation going on with central c and mads if you guys are not up to date mads was in a relationship for the past three years with Central C. He started posting with Ice Spice. They had a song coming out on his verse. He was like talking about how he's a serial cheater and he loves cheating on his girlfriend. And he loves cheating on her with Ice Spice. Okay. It's insane. And so then he pops out with Ice Spice at Chrome Hearts.

And like it's a whole thing. Whatever. Mads makes her videos about it. She makes like four videos or something. all of them have like 50 million views and for the most part people are very supportive of her the same way they were of me like very on her side because like no one likes to get cheated on no one likes to get lied to yeah it's okay and i didn't like the situation because i was not loving the way that everyone was coming for ice spice because i'm like we don't blame the girl we blame fucking stench okay yeah until she started posting things that were

she's definitely not a girl's girl that's exactly right so i'm over here like no it's not ice spice's fault like i loved ice spice i was such a fan of hers ironically mad or madeline and i went to her with you oh yeah to see her like that was our number one priority at coachella was to go see ice spice madeline even said it in her blog she was like the only person we cared about this day is ice spice like we were so like we loved her we left billy eilish's set at the do lab to see ice and i i got my phone stolen i did not care because i was not missing ice spice for shit okay tell me why ice spice posts a video the other day doing three bad, bad pushups, by the way. Not even proper pushups.

Caption, mood when I steal her man's. Oh, no. Ice. That's embarrassing. It's fucking humiliating. She could have just sat back and like everyone would have been like still like still like her. But now I'm like, you're weird as fuck. And so now i feel no guilt talking about her poop fetish so what's the poop fetish she can't stop talking about she mentions poo in every single one of her songs it's giving john mayer

it's giving john mayer i told that story one time when canceled i didn't say his name but now you know oh sorry uh yeah john mayer has a poop fetish about he likes this is what i've heard i don't really know anyone personally but apparently he likes when girls shit on him yeah or shit on tables and he'll sit below it ew that's what i heard i mean hey you like what you like i guess i think like do you think like people in those like scenarios they just have sex with so many people that they just like run out of like things they call them on yeah that's like leonardo di caprio has to have sex with headphones on did you know i get that though maybe he's like listening to it maybe he's listening to the canceled podcast number three in the nation i wouldn't blame him we just came across a tiktok

where i think i touched on this a little bit in the last episode i was like because people were accusing clinton of fabricating the texts in his like Receipts and he fabricated some stuff But not the texts okay I was unfortunately Saying those things Like one of the texts was like Good morning princess which I thought was

Like funny like that's like degrading like Good morning princess I can confirm It was real but I will not allow You to slander me about it because you unironically called your ex-boyfriend poo short for pookie okay it was ahead of the curve okay we called each other pookie poo for short it was a whole thing for years i would it'd be one thing if you were just like in the privacy of your own home talking to him but it was like it she'd be like well i can't poo's coming over like i would say it's so dead ass like embarrassing okay to be fair we started dating when i was 19 okay give me a break

if somebody called me poo i would literally kill myself on the spot and i know we don't make suicide jokes he liked it but he ate that shit up that poo up he ate that poo no sorry i hate him so much keep posing in front of cars seriously thank you to my ex-boyfriend for my dog that's the only thing i have to say speaking of motherhood i got another cat she got another cat what's his name i got another cat i named him mouse but i need to explain to everybody how it happened and baby can back me up on this because i did get my cat from a breeder okay which is like something i've been openly against like obviously i adopted murph and that's what you should do there are so there are literally tens of thousands of cats if not more that need to be adopted and are not being adopted because

of stupid fucking backyard breeders okay and i know that and i i've been like i've been so open about that all right that being said i did accidentally buy a cat from a breeder and let me tell you how it happened we were we were spiraling that day i was spiraling it was after we filmed we sat down to film last time bb was here but um we filmed it was me tana and page earlier that day i'd had a meeting a meeting at like my new agency and i like it was an amazing meeting it was all like really good news but i it really overwhelmed me and i was in like already a phase of being like very overwhelmed and i was talking to bb about it like like i cannot believe this life is real and it like really it just i just get so emotional over it and i like cannot

handle it and like can't i just i can't ever handle my emotions generally and every time you cry i have to cry that's the night we were crying at cheesecake factory yeah and so maybe me and bb she's just as emotionally unstable as i am sometimes more so she was my girl and we went to the grove that's our happy place that's where you see babies and you see dogs and you go if you're sad so brady melville we went to the grove we're walking around and we pass well i didn't even see him yeah so i saw a cat on the table and it was just sitting there like so perfectly and i go oh my god brooke because first of all first of all i'm not a huge cat girl until i met murphy but i obviously know brooke is so i was like oh my god brooke look and it was a tiny little baby bangle kitten so tiny and i said

on just trish i was like i wish i could get a bangle kitten so tiny and i said on just church i was like i wish i could get a bangle but like people online would kill me and so that was a bad setup for me like stepping out all of a sudden with the bangle because it looks like i like it was premeditated but i swear to god you guys it wasn't i know now that this is like a scheme that they have going on like these guys sit with one bangle at a time at the grove until someone buys it and then they bring another one and another one i didn't know that at the time i was like oh my god this is their last bangle yeah i have to have it i didn't even know this yeah that's a thing i know because i know because ari was at the grove the next day and he had another one and he had a different one

you're kidding swear to god that's so crazy but didn't you say too like you're like i would never get a bangle unless it was literally just placed in front of me and it was yeah well i said if it fell into my lap this one didn't fall into my lap i paid a lot of money for it but but it was still at the grove at the same time as us on the same day i was i was going through such an emotion like it was just so emotionally overwhelming like what i was already going through and like i saw the cat and for some reason like the universe convinced me like this is a sign and i know it's wrong but also where was that cat gonna end up like someone had to get that cat yeah he doesn't want to go to the grove every day no and i think we were talking about this and it was so calm we think that the breeder was sedating him to go to the grove i hope not i hope

not either but he was so calm and then we took him home and he's not he's not calm he's a bangle and he's exactly like having a puppy he literally i saw him eat an entire in and out burger the other day he ate all the kylie cosmetic crumble cookies okay well first of all he didn't eat that he's trying i'm not let i'm not a bad mom no he's so cute and now he's my little baby and his name is matt we have murphy and mouse and they love each other they're getting along so well like they're finally allowed to be alone together i love them so much i love murphy kamala harris used my sound on tiktok and not only my like it's not just a regular sound like kamala harris used me shading clinton kane like literally saying that he needs money for therapy in an attempt to shade

donald trump like on her actual like kamala headquarters account i think donald trump and clinton kane should be friends i think no i don't think donald would even like clinton i don't think anyone would like him but honestly i think that's like the final boss you know when you like don't even know what your real revenge plan is until it happens like that was mine like that poor man had to see like literally vice president kamala harris like future president perhaps he had to have seen it right someone said you know what's so funny he's you know he's like um in his series he was like six my i've had these friends for six years um yeah they messaged me and they were like this is fucking hilarious obviously kamala herself is not sitting on tiktok and like making edits of herself so i

like i can't identify that but like it doesn't matter it's all the same to me but she has to be seeing it too that's hilarious that's that's an odd job that you should pick up is like being one of those like people who's behind those social media accounts because like they're like chilies chilies hire me seriously you know honest to god like the empire state building for example has shaded clinton like six different times so funny the actual like real social media accounts of the empire state building have posted in favor of me like five different times and then they messaged me and said do you want to come tell your story at the top social media is so unserious now it's just like it's so good it is and like how do you explain this to like imagine us even right now like imagine us explaining this to our children no to ourselves in 2018 to like imagine me

explaining this to you living in the living room with my red curtain it was a bed sheet she had a bed sheet that separated her room from lila's room the craziest part is that that's when i had a boyfriend and he would come stay and it would just be me him and lila oh that's their heart honestly i loved that era it was really fun have you seen the uh ballerina farms everything that's going on at ballerina farm i saw something i have no idea what it is like i'm confused i don't want to it's it's a lot to explain but a lot of people were asking us to talk about it on canceled. Basically, like it was this article that was written about this girl. I forget her name, but she is a ballerina. Okay.

And she had been admitted to Juilliard on a full ride scholarship, which Juilliard is like extremely hard to get into. You get in like it's like a 5% 5 to 8% admission rate. It used to be my dream. Yeah, me too. And I like, yeah, like Brooke. Yeah, but I was like, I can't relate to that i like literally i've always loved i was a ballerina though that's so cool i wanted to go so but designer she gets she gets admitted um and then she meets this guy and

basically he like really persists she wasn't interested at first and then he like coerced her his dad owns an airline like he's comes from a billionaire family owns an airline and he like literally strategically planned to be seated next to her on a flight um so that they would like get to know each other and that was their like first date and like slowly but surely like they got to know each other it doesn't matter he coerced coerced her is the way that it is portrayed in the article to marry him okay okay doesn't go to juilliard instead moves to a rural farm me coded you going to north carolina i would do that i think i think we would do this is like why this is like interesting so she she drops all her

dreams that she's been working toward her whole entire life and now she's living randomly on a farm doing every like a full trad wife like does makes everything from scratch she's drinking like milk straight out of the udder she has eight kids no nara smith is not a real trad wife she just wears a dress she's iconic i love her i love her so much too but she's not a try she's not on the phone yeah but i mean like i don't even know what trad wife means by the way oh but but it's kind of shitty because like the way that the article is written it's like it's like the writer of the article had an agenda so it's like they they're no matter what they were going to portray this to be like kind of like an abusive situation because it makes it like the reader feel like she's trapped

the ballerina is trapped and she has no other choice and she's her life has been ruined by this man who has millions of dollars or billions of dollars and instead makes her take care of these eight kids on a farm by herself i'll trade places with her because he's a billionaire he doesn't spend any money on her guess who got her for his her birthday what guess the people at home are like she's never gonna guess he got her all she wanted to do was go to grace oh the only thing that she wanted to go to do was go to grace she's been talking about it non-fucking-stop his fucking family owns an airline brooke baldwin guess what he got her i'm scared an egg apron an egg apron an apron that holds eggs so she can hold like 12 eggs at once i was thinking like i was imagining

like eggs on the apron so was i like i was imagining like eggs on the apron so was i yeah i had to do my research like some yellow eggs okay but it's kind of shitty that's their family oh oh this but this is like a good example of the way that i am a victim like a an extreme victim to like i don't want to say propaganda i like i believe everything that i read online okay and it like i can so easily be swayed either way because like i read that article and i was like oh my god this woman is trapped she's a victim she her dreams were crushed and ruined and now she's like literally tied down to this stupid fucking farm with eight kids but then i started watching other videos about it and people were like she chose to do that no one's holding

her captive like i mean she has eight kids that's a beautiful life like it's not like this whole negative thing and like she didn't know that the writer was like gonna make the article seem that way like she kind of got got yeah so i don't know how i feel about it your life could be so much worse than having eight kids on a farm my question to you is do you think that that would happen to you do you think that a guy could get you to give up your dreams your hope for your whole life just to go to a farm because i think if you would have asked me three years ago i would say i would say yes but now no you don't think so no i don't think so i think i still would oh i think i still have like farms no not even just the farm of it all it's like you could tell

me like you're taking me to a spaceship and i'd be like yeah i love spaceships i think it depends i think if it was like a healthy thing like yes and like i wanted like peace and quiet then maybe but i don't think as of right now as a 25 year old living in los angeles she loves that she loves the city every time she goes to the city she'll be so excited she would vlog and she'd be like i'm in the city i'm so happy yada yada and then the very next clip would be like, oh, we rented a farmhouse outside the city because like, oh, that's sad. Like he doesn't like to be in the city, but she does. It kind of reminds me of my mom.

I mean, I feel like most people just kind of like settle. And that's what I'm scared of. Like personally, I just don't want to like i am too i'm not exactly like excited about like that's really sad i would much i just saw a clip of like julia fox and um drew barrymore she's talking about like um drew's like what if you end up like me like my age and you're still single and julia's like yeah and you're happy yeah she's like oh right i am so right like most most people are like no i don't i don't want to say most but a lot of people who are married aren't happy yeah that's facts and so it's like

like we aspire to that but i know way more unhappy married people than i know happy married people and same thing with relationships i know way more people who are unhappy in their relationships than i do people who are happy in their relationships but why is that the number one thing i strive for that's why i said i said one time that i have the best kind of relationship that you can have which is a strong perfect flawless amazing female friendship quite unfortunate and she would never leave me for a man again now would she i would never i like hands down would never do that again i didn't leave you for a man i was like i was down i was down bad okay i like for a man who poses in front of cars okay i that's my like one like biggest ick is like a man who poses in front of cars and it's not even your car hey he's happy now it's fine whatever yeah he's happy i'm better off he's

better off do you watch texan city i have watched a few episodes and i'm gonna tell you that i did not pay attention okay well you need to start it and i know i said this to you about yeah i do know that i'm carrie and like not in like a stylish like way or like good writer way i'm carrie in the like i can't shut the fuck up about my own self kind of way can't stop talking about myself can't stop talking about my problems and my men that's my and i i noticed it about myself i'm definitely carrie i think you would love the show though but what i what i'm i bring it up because they are all like a lot older than us like even at the start of the show they're a lot older than us and all of them are single and that's like a thing in new york i feel

like in new york it's like kind of similar to la where everyone settles down a lot later but it's hard like because you see the people from your hometown and shit and you're like why do you have four kids already but also like i see people from my hometown that are married and divorced already at 25 i'm like i'm good i'll pass yeah it couldn't be me but also they like they seem happy though too because they have like a little child running around and they're happy whatever but personally could not be me i guess i had one of so i like you know this about me already i have like literally like seven people that i can name on my hands that i've like been obsessed with in life like because i've always i always have to have somebody that i'm like like painfully obsessed with debilitating

like to where i cannot function like there's always somebody there's somebody right now there was somebody last you know what i mean like there's always somebody and one of the my seventh grade like like love of my life like it made me so sick i would like throw up about it ask me if he could come to our arizona show oh my god is he coming he's coming you're coming backstage you can come you can come to the meet and greet i can't help it no i'm the same way yeah you're like psycho like no i'm the same way i had like this crush in high school that was like actually like it took over my life and we were family friends and i was just so in love with him and i remember being so excited about like fifth period because i had photography class and he was in band class at the time and i

had the power because the band teacher loved me so i would go in there and be like hey can i borrow da da da and he'd be like yeah and so then me me. So I would go in there and be like, hey, can I borrow da da da? And he'd be like, yeah. And so then me and my little crush would go run around and he used to drive me home from school and I was just like so happy about it. And now, and he didn't want anything to do with me, okay? Well, I think he had a crush on me,

but you know, in high school, like he was, he just wasn't gonna date me. He was dating like five of my friends at the same time. And now he hits me up all the time and is in love with me and literally doesn't leave me alone so it's very like so validating and i was just like that too where i'd be like oh my god i'm gonna see fucking christian broadus on the way to seven spirit that's such a bad example like but like i would i love having a crush like it's my fucking favorite thing on the planet we were talking about this at dinner but like i like nothing makes me more excited than having a crush like literally i don't care

if i'm fucking 27 years old i want i have a crush right now you know my crush yes and it's like it literally i that's what i think about like morning noon and night and i don't know this man at all oh my god and i'm just thinking like everything I do, everything I post, everything you guys have seen me post lately is with intent to get this man's attention. Just know that. And it has not worked.

She's over here posting on her Snapchat story. Wait, that's a different one. I didn't know what you were talking about. You know which one's the athlete because he's got me posting on fucking snapchat well my crush has me had me downloading snapchat about a month ago who was this oh you know i mean you don't have to like say say um you know the one that like broke my heart just yesterday yes oh okay um yeah i know he had me downloading snapchat about a month ago and i purposefully snapchat him every day i don't snapchat a single other person

i don't even have like like i don't use no shade to snapchat but like snapchat was like my college thing you know what i mean like i haven't used snapchat since then so it's so funny because i'm like i like why am i logging into snapchat yeah i deleted my So it's so funny because I'm like, why am I logging into Snapchat? Yeah, I deleted my Snapchat four years ago and I'm like, I'm that down bad that I'm downloading Snapchat for my crush. But I'm like anything to talk to him, but that's my second crush. He's second on the lineup right now.

But at any point he could be bumped up to first. Okay, wait, who's the first one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah i know i don't know why that went over my head well i have a story that i want to tell uncanceled but i i don't think i can tell it on cancel but i can tell it on patreon i can i can tell a story really quickly about it's so good something horrible that happened to me tan or bb and i went to a role model concert the other night okay and after the concert we got like pretty drunk and we went to mel role model concert the other night okay and after the concert we got like pretty drunk and we went to mel's diner trigger warning well it's mel's diner we stayed for an undisclosed

amount of time it's really unclear and i'm careful not to um state that these days we go to mel's diner we order everything on the menu it doesn't matter we're having the time of our lives and i'm fucking blacked out so i'm just feeling i'm feeling spunky on Instagram and I see one of my old crushes like a guy that I had a crush on probably two years ago post a story and I'm like feeling funky so I'm like you know what let me slide up on this story and something subtle I said I am in love with you okay which could have could have been smoother than that but i chose not to i said i am in love with you aaron do you would you like to know what he responded to me you're gonna die he said brooke on a rest in peace story he was getting a tattoo versus for a loved one that just died it was a rest in peace story that i fucking

responded to i literally slid up thirsty as fuck on a rest in peace story i i'm not kidding i've never been so mortified in my entire life i was like there's no i literally shriveled up i'm never having sex again i'm literally like no longer even like i have no crushes ever because how fucking disturbing and disrespectful it was hilarious but to be fair though like it was he was it was not it was not clear to be like it was literally like love you so much yeah he's getting a tattoo angel hilarious though it's not funny of course it's not funny but like just the fact that that happened to me i was like i was so mortified i could not believe it he ate it up and that was only one of two horrible things that i did online this week but what the second story i do think i have to stay for patreon because it's pretty like yeah it's bad say it last they want to know the pressing the pressing question is

your favorite thing about me oh my favorite thing about you oh you wait that was cute oh you were ready to answer yeah i have a lot of favorite things about you i don't really see much wrong with you if i'm being honest but i have always loved how emotional you are and like you cry at the same things i cry about and like you're just so grateful and just like really genuine and I like that you also wait stop I'll cry right now um no I don't know I feel like we just have similar like morals and you're just very cute and happy and sweet that's my favorite thing about you too I think because sometimes I feel crazy and I know if I come to you with something you're gonna just be like yeah but also I like when I come to you and I'm like am I being crazy and you're like yeah you're being crazy but I'm like you would do the same thing yeah but that's

how I know yeah I I can identify it because I can say I've seen it in myself but you're just you're very supportive and don't cry I won't you're very supportive and like oh like is this gonna be a fan edit of us touching toes um no you're just really supportive and you're very vocal on like how much you love people around you which i really love that is so nice i don't know i just love you i think you're the best i love you that's so nice she's my favorite I mean it oh that makes me really happy okay wait what about me my favorite thing about you is you're the best friend ever and you don't ask for anything in return like I feel like you always like go above and beyond and like do things for me that like I would never even first of all even ask you to do and second of all like just nobody would just like do out of nowhere like you know what I need before I need it

and you're like I don't know you're just the best and like you said so emotional so like I can I can count on you like meeting me there. Yeah oh I think it's just mental illness. I don't know I think it's like but I think it's something different because it's a positive thing like I love to be as emotional as I am. I think we also have like some kind of like soul connection though that like makes us like like when you cry i cry like there's just like no way that you're crying i'm not like i've genuinely never felt i always say this but like closer to a person because i like i don't know i've just never had a friend that i feel that close to but i like it was immediate like you know do you remember the first time we ever like i'm pretty sure literally the second time we ever met we had a sleepover

and just cuddled the whole night was that my house yeah yeah in your living room yeah and like i had a room like why were we sleeping in the living room i don't know master bedroom what were we doing but we were just like already in love and i just have loved you ever since i love you let's see what else people want to know. You can ask me that question again. People want to know what's the status on you and Bobby. I love Bobby. He's cool.

Comment down below if you ship BB and Bobby. Oh God. I do. I love Bobby. I love Bobby. Bobby's a cutie and I like his big baggy pants. Yeah, he looks like Paul Walker. He does look like Paul Walker. Rest in peace. Rest in peace. What is your craziest hookup story? Oh God. My craziest hookup story. It's not really like a

hookup story because I didn't really hook up with the person, but I one day was hit up by this musician and I was out with this girl who was a really good friend of mine and he wanted to Uber me to his house to hang out and I had previously hung out with him like a year and a half before this. And so this girl that I was with at the time was hooking up with his childhood best friend.

Right. Okay. And he was like, I'll call you an Uber. I was like, okay, cool an uber i was like okay cool and you like love this guy i don't love this guy yeah but like but you're like i was excited yeah i was excited about it obviously like it was cool like whatever but every other bitch is excited you know what i mean yeah so anyway so she was like and i was deep in the valley at the time and my friend was with me and she was like do you care if i come with you in the uber like i'm gonna uber

from his house so it's closer to my house and i was like, do you care if I come with you in the Uber? Like I'm going to Uber from his house. So it's closer to my house. And I was like, yeah, of course. Like, no problem. And so we're getting closer. And she was like, I have to pee really bad. Like, do you think I can come inside and pee really quick and then I'll leave? And I was like, like, sure, I guess. Like, kind of weird because I didn't tell him that she was with me.

And so she comes inside. We're hanging out. She pees. She doesn't leave i'm like okay like it's fine whatever we're vibing because we're playing guitar and like singing and stuff and then we all go into the room me her and him it's him me in the middle and her i fall asleep for about 45 minutes to an hour and i wake up i'm in a panic because i'm like oh my god where am i by the way it was like probably seven or eight in the morning i forget I wake up she's gone he's gone so I'm like uh where am I I get up I run into him in the hallway and he goes oh she left um like let's go

lay down I was like okay cool so him and I go lay down and he starts kissing me and I'm like okay I'm confused like because originally i thought that's kind of what the vibe was and then it like wasn't that vibe and then it was anyway and then he gets up randomly and was like i don't feel good i'm gonna go lay in the other room whatever and i was like okay and so i go check on him he's sleeping and i'm like what the fuck so i'm like i'm gonna uber my ass like see you later okay and i tried to wake him up and i was like concerned honestly it was like is he breathing i'm like checking his pulse and i'm texting her and i'm like i can't get an uber to save my life i'm like up in the hills somewhere and she's like oh i'll come pick you up long story

short two weeks later i find out she comes over and she tells me hey i've been meaning to tell you this for a while i felt so guilty no i fucked him she fucked him while i was asleep in the bed and then he proceeded to invite you into bed yes hook up with you made out with me thank god i didn't hook up with him like i just made out with him that's it it didn't go any further than that that is the biggest blessing death but also so disgusting you just literally fucked a girl in the same house that I was in. You first off, you invited me here. You didn't invite her here.

Yeah. What the fuck? So, but the whole time she obviously was trying to weasel her way in. And by the way, literally two weeks before your shit, BB talk my shit two weeks before this, we were at his fucking show at the greek theater

while she's hooking up with his childhood best friend his childhood best friend brought us to the greek theater to see him oh she's she got she hit the whole team and so but i think that was her plan all along like genuinely like she was doing that to get to him yeah thousand percent ew what a like so weird so crazy honestly it broke my heart though because like i would i considered her to be one of my like closest friends and i didn't think that her out of like anyone would do that to me that's so fucking terrifying though like i can't imagine like if i knew you were into somebody and like even if the guy was like making any like or maybe he was like interested in me or whatever i would just shut it down immediately you know what i mean like yeah and that's happened to me

before remember i was like i was hanging out with um you you know this story but i had a friend for a while like she was like a close friend of mine but like it would happen often where like i would bring her around guys that i liked or like i was talking about or whatever and like they would take interest in her because she was like perfect and gorgeous and beautiful and she would like feed into it so hard and i'd be like wait it's like why are you why are you entertaining it yeah what i remember one time i like i i went to go meet up with a guy and i brought her with me and she was and she was like oh my god you guys would be so cute like this is everything like i'll come with you i'll ease it up like i'll make it less pressure whatever comes with me he's sitting on his lap like no it has to be like an insecurity she started fully dating him after that yeah

that's crazy i was like i mean i i give her the credit of like her coming to me and like telling me the truth and like no but that's too late she picked you up that night she picked me up she fucked him and then left and went on a hike then came back picked me up and then let me talk about it for literally two weeks that's what gives me like that i hate that you're gonna let me talk about this guy and like oh my god that's also like it just goes with like anything anyone who knows something that you don't so embarrassing it's like so people know you're getting cheated on or something and you're like yeah and you're like posting the person like like i'm just so grateful i didn't hook up with him and i not only did i feel like

five people that he's given chlamydia so we're gonna say we're gonna go ahead and say i dodged a bullet you did he's a he's a nice person. And we are going to see him this weekend. Yeah. We're going to see him this weekend at two separate festivals. Oh, me and Bebe are going to Canada this weekend. Yeah, I'm so excited. I've never left the country. We're going to Montreal.

Wait, how do you say Montreal? Montreal. Montreal. Montreal. I don't know. I said it in my video and everyone was like, wrong. Montreal. Montreal.

Montreal. Montreal. We're going to Chicago. We're going to Lollapalooza. We're going to Lollapalooza for one day montreal we're going to chicago we're going to lollapalooza we're going to lollapalooza for one day and then we're going to oceaga festival in montreal for three days so we're really excited it's gonna be good the lineups are like pretty like i'm so excited we're gonna see renee rub and chapel you don't like chapel run like i like chapel i do knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me out is it casual it's never

that is my favorite song and i showed it to this man who was ruining my life recently and now i know he's probably showing it to somehow their bitch you know what's really funny so my current situationship that's happening that's like literally ruining my life i called my ex-situationship the one prior to this the one who lives in a garage the one that lives in a shack of course we love him though honestly she didn't tell me until a year in that this man lived in his garage not that it's like no shade living in your garage but i feel like that's something you tell your friend he's saving so much money yeah i mean no and he shares it he shares the garage it's like there's no shame in

that but it's just something i would have liked to know from the beginning he's so funny though like i just love him like i just love him as a person so like whatever but i'm over here calling my ex-situationship about my new situationship being like what the fuck is like what is going on well that's honestly like a really smart idea because it's like if anyone knows what's going through his head it's him yeah and he told me he doesn't want anything to do with me oh that brings me to a subject he doesn't know anything no i literally go you're delusional i'm like i think i'm the delusional one but um that brings me to my next um topic the almost girlfriend and i'm the queen of the almost girlfriend i am too i think i fear we um we stand on that throne

together we're good luck charms for our guys it's yeah what is what do they call it good luck chuck when you're like the person somebody dates before they end up in a like committed relationship that's what happens to me every time too every single time without fail i am always the girl right before a guy gets into a relationship and it's always like i'm just not ready i like i don't want a girlfriend right now yes you do you just don't want me yeah that's what just happened to me are you kidding i i go 11 months i'm not ready for a relationship and the second he's ready he's got someone else lined up yeah a thousand percent i mean i was talking to x situationship and he was telling me about this girl how he's so heartbroken over and she's fucking with him and like seeing other people and like sleeping with other people

and he knows about it and i look her up and she's the complete opposite of me she's literally like clean girl blonde like you're hot thank you no but it's just that's not the point she's still hot but like it's just the point is is exact opposite of like was i not i i guess that helps though like i it's so much better in my opinion for like to see a guy end up with somebody who's no one nothing like you then some like end up with somebody who's just like me and like and then it's like why was it not me then exactly no yeah i would i would rather it be someone so complete opposite from me because it makes yeah like i want the bitch to be doing sound baths yeah like you know what i mean i want like going on hikes you know what i mean like hey i hike i hike you go to aloe i hike i literally wrangled a snake yesterday

right off the street that was crazy was it a garden snake no he was a bull snake call rob if i see a guy that's happened to me a few times where like a guy will end up with somebody who literally is like just like me or does the same thing in the same field and like yeah i'll be like wait okay then i it must be me my personality just sucks i don't think your personality sucks i think what it is because i also have that doubt about myself but then i'm also like i low-key am that bitch like you know what i mean like you it's not low-key it's not low-key at all i am about it i am that bitch but i think it honestly has to do with like men not being able to handle like a big personality and like them being insecure and like weird i know but then it's like are we one of those people who are like

they just we're just too much for them we're way too funny and smart for them i'm gonna choose to believe that that is that i know but am i living my life in delusion like we don't answer that okay yeah we don't answer that we are but honestly i'd rather be delusional than have my feelings hurt all the time yeah that's true i don't like to feel insecure and I honestly don't feel insecure that's the thing like I have transitioned into like if a guy doesn't want me I think it's a him problem I think he has bad taste it's a yeah if for sure has bad taste I think it's a him problem I think there's nothing wrong with us at all we're perfect literally at all but I don't know I yeah i'm always almost girlfriend i'm used to it at this point or it's like i'm in a situation ever how many okay look at that guy for example that we were just talking

about you're not your last or situation ship but the one before it you look at him and you're like god thank jesus lord that i did not end up with him i look at every single guy i've ever talked about on this podcast and i think that same thing like what was i thinking like i would never want to end up with that guy yeah so i feel the same way about the guy that i just ended things with i know that like in fucking six weeks you're gonna be like i'm gonna be like hopefully less than six weeks honestly i'm gonna be like what a loser i made a tiktok about this like a couple weeks ago about how grateful i am that every guy that i ever wanted to date didn't want to date me like i'm so grateful for it waste two years of your life on some dude who like fucking is like you're not gonna marry him no and i have i always like all

these guys have been guys with qualities that i would never ever accept in a husband so it's like why would i waste why would you like you see you know the tiktok trend right now it's like when you see him doing this and it's like you immediately know that's not your husband like yeah but like my husband would never make me like yeah yeah your husband would never make you like sweat about like i don't know being somewhere he's not supposed to be like i don't know some stupid shit some shit your ear rocks would do some shit poo would do something poo would do while he's posing in front of some cars how's poo is he good poo sound off in the comments yeah He has a new girlfriend he's happy I don't know I don't know

I'm sorry this wasn't our traditional format of episode You guys Tana and I are working together To do it right And sometimes it just doesn't work out But She'll be back in the stew pretty soon And we'll have a Tana BB Brooke episode

And Paige I think the four of us would be a fun group I know Paige wanted the week off we wanted to have Paige on with us Pretty soon And we'll have a Tana BB Brooke episode And Paige And Paige I think the four of us Would be a fun group I know Paige wanted the week off We wanted to have Paige on with us And she's She's taking a breather

Yeah Cause she's She's sitting this one out Yeah She's been doing a lot of cancelled She went to Barney's Beanery last night Did you know that? Where you belong

I was jealous I love it I lived at Barney's Beanery That was like my second home We know That's what BB second home. We know. That's what BB stands for. Well, we love you guys. Love you.

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