Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 98: TANA’S EX CALLS INTO THE PODCAST

Episode Date: October 13, 2024

Use code CANCELLED10 for 10% off tickets on SeatGeek. https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CANCELLED10 *up to $25 off On this episode Tana's Ex calls in, then we are joined by Imari and Paige, and lastly we invite some fans to be guests on the podcast. Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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It's coming back a little. I've been chugging some honey, you know. so i lost my voice completely by the end of it it's coming back a little i've been chugging some honey you know i love losing my voice i've like it used to scream into my pillow to try to lose it yeah you've always said that you do i i do like the aesthetic of it but then when it actually is like straining i'm dying a little bit we just shot an episode two days ago so we're gonna do our best to pull some new topics out of our some new topics out of our ass some new guests out of our today's episode is yet another two thousand dollar episode so i hope you guys enjoy it where are we we're in we are in rhode island providence rhode island providence rhode island in this beautiful theater it's so funny to me it will never get old looking up and seeing all this beautiful architecture and then knowing we're gonna walk out on stage and talk about like

yeah and just another example of like what men used to do versus like what they do now which is like post instagram stories you literally just took the thought out of my head like whenever i see our it's not in paris makoa was like going on a tangent when we'd see like old buildings and architecture it'd be like a man like a man built that by hand it's so crazy prevalent in my mind now because i'm like now all they do is paint their nails and gaslight literally there's this cathedral in cologne germany you have to look it up it is the most insane intricate thing you've ever seen it took them like 600 years to build cologne like the term cologne comes from that place i don't know um do you know what i want to just straight up open the podcast with i would like to know.

It's like a little crazy. It's a crazy. Normally this is like a three fourths of the way in topic, but it is. I'm scared. I've been chomping at the bit. Okay. So a long time ago I was hooking up with this guy and I thought I wanted to date him. And if you see this, I think he is going to see this.

And I just want to say, I still think you're a great guy. We are still great friends. No hard feelings by anything that I'm about to say, okay? Lay it on me. You've brought this up on Canceled, okay? I'm talking about... But I don't know how to say it. Okay, I can say it.

Tana was hooking up with this guy who is not her typical type let me tell you that much okay nothing really wrong with him he has a great personality he's one of my closest friends yes okay he is he's great looking like it's just we're just different people but very just like not tana's vibe by any means in any world okay and so when she started talking to him i was like this is a little a little interesting but it got serious fast granted we were like fucked up when we were like talking and shit so like but we were like planning our wedding we were like late como italy like let's go like it was like a thing right yes and one day i forget what the conversation was but tana was still tina at the time she was drunk as fuck

okay and we're talking about how she's hooking up with him and she goes his family owns disney and we go um but i just want to clarify like obviously i didn't think he was like walt's son okay i didn't okay no she but i'm sorry let me cut you off for a second. I'd be like, he does not own Disney. And you'd be like, a big part of it, yes. A big part of it. He owns a big part of Disney. Super. Running the dick like, whoo!

Gorsh! But I'm just thinking about the fact that that probably played a major role in what attracted you to him. And I know that that's a horrible thing to say now. But at the time, it was just a different vibe. I was in my I want a rich guy and I never want to work again era as well. Obviously, wanting that. I still wanted a guy that I liked and that was nice and whatever. You know what I mean?

Yes. But the joke of the matter was that I have been friends with this guy for years. Yes. And so Brooke. So I'm like, he does not own Disney at all. Like at all. Brooke has consistently cooked me for this since the moment I ever sat on it and said, whoo, right?

Like she has fucking like sauteed me for this on canceled. Like that's how we started ever the bit of you saying that like when i'm really shit-faced i'm playing a game of telephone with myself like you were saying that's how it like sometimes like you know when like something just like progress like snowballs into a bigger and bigger lie and like you believe it yourself that is like what happened in this scenario i was under the impression that like i was going to be getting married in the Cinderella castle. 100%.

And so I have given her a hard time about that forever. It's my funniest joke. It's literally my favorite bit. I hope you guys know that when we're saying this, I mean like once every four days, Brooke brings this up just to me or to a new person who is unaware of it. Okay. Like I'm never living this one down. And obviously, like, it's just been funny.

Like, I've accepted it. Like, okay, clearly he doesn't own Disney, right? Or clearly he's not a part of Disney in any way. Like, I made that up. I was Tina, right? Tell me what happened, bro. The other night, I go to dinner with a guy friend of ours in New York.

And we are talking about it, and he's friends with him as well. And so he's talking to me, and he's like's like actually didn't you used to hook up with him and I'm like no no that was Tana and that was specifically specifically because she thinks that he owns Disney thought thought that he owned Disney and he began by bursting into laughter okay as we do but then he followed it up by saying like ha ha ha he doesn't own Disney his dad was just a huge huge lawyer at Disney and I was like fuck like just the fact that he has any Disney affiliation at all like literally it just ruined my whole bit a hundred percent because now it's like i almost get where she was coming from because obviously you're hammered and and he's also the type of

guy who would get hammered and as well kind of zhuzh up some things you know what i mean like as as a rich guy does so obviously he was probably just like my dad is high up at disney and then i and then i just took out my dad is at disney i left out high up you you just my dad is my dad is disney and so obviously now i'm finally understanding that that's where it telephoned into that and i feel so fucking validated you should because really i thought you pulled that right out of thin air. I'm not kidding. It has been treating me as such for literally a year. I'm so sorry. And like imagine the vindication. I forget what you texted me.

I want to like find what you texted me. Texted me like I'm eating my words. Like I am dying at dinner right now. I cannot believe. No, because I couldn't even handle it. I was like I can't even. I don't even want to know this information because of how hard I reamed into you on it. She texted me.

She goes, I have the best news. Is in fact affiliated with Disney. I go, no way. She goes, I was chewing my words. I'm sorry, but we've all been wrong sometimes. And technically you were still were wrong. I was still wrong. Just not as wrong as I wanted you to be.

Yes, like I 100% think I was still wrong. We've all been wrong. Just the actual genuine Mickey Mouse-ification of hazing that you have given me for the last year to feel any form of vindication. I'm like, Tana, can you get us Disneyland tickets? Like, come on. No, we'd be anywhere. And she'd be like, Tana, can we get a Fast Pass? Like, she would never live it down.

And come to find out this man's father was high up at Disney. Well, he was probably just a big lawyer who happened to work with Disney maybe once. Honestly, I'm going to call him. Call him. I'm calling him. Well, actually, okay, maybe not because his dad died. I know, I know, but we talked about it a lot. Okay. His dad died. He inherited like. Call him. I'm calling him. Well, actually, okay, maybe not because his dad died. I know, I know, but we talked about it a lot. Okay.

His dad died. He inherited like $50 million. I'm calling him. I don't know if he'll answer. He knows you think that he owns Disney, by the way. And I'm sure that that's your fault. That's Dylan's fault. Hello?

Hi. Tana. My Indian name is Tana. I was like looking at my phone. I'm like, I can't answer Tana. And I'm like, Tana? you have an engineer named tana no tain oh tain okay well hi it's it's it's tana i have a question for you can explain to me, and you can also just tell me to literally shut the fuck up, fuck off, and kill myself, okay? Yeah. Can you explain to me your family's affiliation with Disney? That word for Disney.

Yeah, you told me that. I said I was like an owner. I never said that. Okay, we can unpack this later. I'm filming. I thought you were, okay can unpack this later. I'm filming. I thought you were, okay, in the state that I was in. I thought that your family were owners of Disney. But we're recording a podcast right now.

Obviously, I won't leave any of that in. But I just wanted to know if you had any comment. Comment? Yes, like just... Where did it come from? Where does your family family where do you stand with disney i'm like am i affiliated yeah or just was anyone closely related to you mickey mouse mickey mouse yes am i on the podcast right now yes i'm putting him on the podcast 100

i don't know if I actually should, though. He's a very private guy. He has a private Instagram. He's not a private guy. He's out with G-Eazy every night. Well, we just called him. I don't necessarily know how much he wants to be affiliated with the canceled podcast, so we may have to cut that.

We don't have any. I mean, he said yes-ish. One day we're going to get to the bottom of this. Are you related to Donald Duck? And is that why we Donald fucked? You know? You were talking about how much you love soft picks the other day. Okay. And you know what?

Actually, I don't even think I'm ashamed of that at all. I love probably nothing more than a soft pick. Why? Because it feels like I'm in the room with it. You know what I mean? Like. No, like, elaborate. Like, if it's hard, it's like, I can't even relate to that.

Like, I've never really seen much of those, but. No, but, like, there's something about, it's more intimate than, like, a regular d*** pick. It, like, feels like it's more, because they're more vulnerable. You know what I mean? Like, they have to really care about you and really like you and really be confident and like secure in themselves to send a soft pick and does this like get you off for sure and so then do you want them to like cup it in their hand like what is the what are they just standing up in the mirror yeah sometimes it's like that or sometimes it's just like lightly pulled out of their pants and it's just like what if they're like what if they're a grower and then they send

you like a little knob gripping on that knob that has happened to me before but again it's like i'm if i'm asking for it i'm asking for it i don't think i've ever received a soft dick pic in my entire life well i had one guy who like couldn't send me anything but a soft pick because his just didn't get hard same anyway yes i do love a soft pick it is i am not ashamed to admit it i don't know why i just do but how do you like for the first time ask for that like or like he sends you a hard like on facetime like show it to me and then he'll be like, well, no, it's soft. I'm like, I don't care. That's my favorite. And so then he will. Or, I don't know.

I don't think that's that weird. Paige, back me up. Soft is it? Yeah. I'm so into it. Yeah, Paige is into it. Really? Okay, wait.

Then I want to revisit this once Paige gets on. Like, think about it. You can, like, push it in. You could tie it in a little knot. Also, okay. You know what? Let me compare it to you. This is, is like the reason that you want to people because not so much so that you want to do it but but it's like you want to know that they'll let you do it like i want to know that they will send me a soft pick

you just read they like me that much you just read me to filth because now like i literally completely understand. But I don't know if I've ever talked about this on the canceled podcast, like post clarity. I don't know that you have. I don't know if I should. Oh wait, actually you have.

No, I think I talked about it at a live show because this girl was asking like, should I my boyfriend? And I was like, well, just beware for the aftermath. Because then what, like obviously there's so much lead up and build up to like oh my god like i'm gonna you this is awesome this is so

awesome and then you're fucking but then afterwards you're like damn you really let me you and then you like watch him with his boys like acting it's like i like the the strap on was pink you know like i don't know yeah i get that and this is could just like um that's sad though because it's like there they just did this like really nice thing for you and now you look down on them no but it's kind of like i i see a soft pick and now i think the world of you think about how like even last night at one of the shows this girl wrote into our advice segment and said my boyfriend really wants to shit on me and i let him and now i'm like i didn't like i love him so i said yes and which is just fucked like don't do that like unless you want to get on don't do that but i'm not kink shaming but like also i kind of am like i don't understand why i don't know i don't

know um but then after he shit on her he was probably like damn i just shit on you like yeah and now he has to walk around the gro with her being like, yeah, on her. Yeah. Like, I don't like I'm not into that. And I you know what? I'll try just about anything, but I'm not getting on. No. Yeah, that's so fair.

But also, have you ever experienced have you ever been with a guy who won't let you see his soft? No, I have. What do you? I have been with a guy who literally wouldn't even like the second that we were done he was tucking that shit away i was never allowed to see it unless it was like one time i was in the shower and he had to like i had to wait for him to get hard to like for him to get in with me can you um say who it is and we bleep it that's like so weird like why i don't know and he had a honker on him so like i wouldn't call it a

honker i think he knew his angles that's right he's calling me back you fully remember the story but like i have to like cut this if you don't want to podcast about it so should i call you after no you can uh wait wait what okay tell me the context first like you're live on the microphone okay but tell me the call i don't have i're live on the microphone. Okay, but tell me the context. I don't have time right now because we have to be done filming in, like, 40 minutes. Essentially, like, I thought something. I thought something. Brooke was cooking me about it.

She went to dinner the other night with Adam Faze. He was like, wait, his dad was, like, a lawyer at Disney, yada, yada. Brooke feels bad for making so much fun of me because she thought that I fully pulled it out of thin air. No, no, no. You can leave. No, yeah can no yeah i mean well i want my dad's job i mean he's dead so i guess it doesn't matter but no yeah my dad was evp disney but for like three years of tv but the thing is because we were like we you were like i like disney movies and i was like i fucking hate disney movies and you're like why i'm like i have ptsd i like my childhood is like disney shit and then like months later Dylan goes

I think you own Disney okay but listen like it's not as far of a reach as everyone thought it was I mean babe I'd be fucking billionaire I'd be come on you'd have fucking 20 Birkins at this point

if I was the owner of Disney I'm gonna end this call on that note we love you later bye bye damn what on a field or ice or course. That Rivers is the place. Over, under, money lines.

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. All right. I have a lot more topics, but I do think that they would be funny with everyone else. Okay. Should we bring everyone else on? Yeah. All right. And now we welcome to the canceled podcast, Paige Camerlin and Amari Stewart.

Anna Delvey on Dancing with the Stars. I know that we already brought this up, but you know that now she's eliminated. Right. Which is just funny. I wanted her to last like three weeks. But in her exit interviews, like they're asking her like, so what are you going to take away from this?

And she's like, nothing. I didn't want to do it. I don't fuck with it. Cause it's like, like it was funny in the beginning, but it's also like you ungrateful bitch. I just, here's my thing. I love a bitch with zero media training.

Like it's so funny to watch them just be so chaotic. Like a chaparone. Yes. Speaking of, we need to get into that. Yeah. Any thoughts? I personally just feel so bad because that guy Ezra, it's his first season ever. So it's like.

Yeah. I see a lot of comments like that. Yeah. And it's just like, damn, he deserves so much more. And he's so talented. And then like, this is your partner. And partner every single person on dancing with the stars is like stoked to be there wants to win like this is an anomaly in the sense that it's like a lot of people stream mine and i don't know i feel like she was kind of like justice for anna delvey but

also like i understand why people were so mad i think she got eliminated because they got so much backlash for her being on it honest toest to God. The ankle bracelet. I don't think it had anything to do with the votes or anything. I think that they eliminated her because it was not a good look for Dancing with the Stars. At first, I was like, this is so camp. Like, bedazzle that ankle monitor and go do a horrible. It was just a fly. It was a pterodactyl.

And just go do a horrible fucking salsa, right? Like, that's funny. But then, then obviously as it continued to come out like how not excited she was was kind of like such a fuck you to dancing with the stars and it's like why say yes in the beginning imagine her pr people like you know they are scrambling like they thought this would like do something insane for her and then she's like in the fucking free her from the ankle bracelet and just like I couldn't cancel her but like remember

when Olivia Jade went on and everyone was like this is the cutest thing ever yeah and that was right after her cancellation and honestly she was so good on it

but it's cause she took it so seriously she was so into it and she was so good wait you're telling me Olivia Jade went straight from rowing to dancing with the stars

yes and that's why she was so athletic wait okay I'm confused I haven't seen clips I haven't seen clips of Anna Delvey dancing was she just like not giving a fuck I haven't seen clips i haven't seen clips of anna delvey dancing was she just like not giving a fuck i haven't seen a single clip of her dancing i've do you think her little right leg was like a little weighed down she couldn't move properly

she couldn't hit the salsa i didn't think about that well all i've seen is interviews and in every interview she might as well have gone like on the fucking interview where are you gonna put the like the golden trophy or whatever if you win and she goes in storage I thought she was gonna say like in the trash no but it's like that or like what are you most excited for after dancing with Ezra like whatever and she's like the outfits

do you think that's like her actual personality or do you think she's like running with this bit and trying to like put on this persona there is this clip of her where like before the camera focuses on her and dancing with the star she's all like smile this clip of her where like before the camera focuses on her and dancing with the star she's all like smiley and whatever and then she notices the camera's on her and she goes like like lana del rey accepting accepting the award she's laughing she goes like just starts mogging like was like ready for it lana del rey got married dude i do

you know about this amore you told me about this the other night but i'm not like as into lana del rey as you guys are so i had no idea any of this was going on i mean wrong you're wrong wait what just for like not being into her like we are oh sorry i literally woke up tana the other morning with that news that was the first thing i said to her i busted through her door i said tana lana got married so obviously for a little bit of backstory she is goes on this alligator boat tour in the middle of the bayou i'm talking by you right like in the middle of the bayou and the boat tour guide she takes a liking to and they start being rumored to be dating paparazzi photos of them everywhere she She denies the rumor. She's like, we are not dating. Two months later, she's marrying him. Maybe that's what she meant.

They are not dating. They are actually engaged. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Absolutely. It's just so Lana Del Rey. It's like, I feel like Lana Del Rey is constantly doing things that are so Lana Del Rey,

but like that even the fans couldn't think of. Like she's one-upping the so Lana Del Rey image. She is, but couldn't think of like she's one upping the so Lana Del Rey image she is but sometimes like I love and admire so much like people who just want to be fucking normal like and did you see her walking down the aisle there's like tractors next to her like they didn't they didn't even mow the grass like she's she did not give a fuck she just wants to marry that alligator guy she said Irwin like soonest available venue quickest option but then page you're a big lana del rey stan do you think do you do you think that this will last no no you don't think so has she been married before no well why don't you think it would last just a hunch

i feel like she's gonna be one of of those. And I love this bitch. I love her so bad. And she was just dating Quavo. No. Was she? I think that was for a song. I think that was for a song. I think.

But they were holding hands and shit. That's another thing we have to talk about, by the way. Oh, Cardi B and. Yeah. Oh, I don't even know. Oh, okay. No, I feel like she's one of those women. And God bless her.

I think she's going to be like married and divorced five different times. And I see myself in that. Yeah. love that i hope not but i love to see like someone like step out with someone unlikely like bella hadid in her like full-blown cowgirl relationship right now yeah she's dating like a true traditional cowboy he's like like she's cutting and she's not a western writer she's an equestrian she's like a an English writer. Cutting. She's cutting. She's like in the, it's a rodeo. Like Western. Event where you like, I only know dark things.

There's a cow. Oh my God. Wait. She's cutting. Oh God. I guess you wouldn't care about it. What? There's this little girl,

Dusky Lynn. She's my favorite barrel racer. She's only 10 years old and she's the first 10 year old to ever win $1 million in prize money. And she's so amazing. Well and i'm barrel racing with the horse yeah you like go around the little barrels with the horse i want to join the rodeo so bad but

i feel like you and i like when i talk about poker is the like how you feel is the exact way i feel when you tell me something about like barrel racing like i love you and you're interested in it but like you don't but like bella hadid like the most beautiful woman in the world just fucking cutting horses like basically like it's like a cow and like the horse is like going one-on-one with the cow and it's you gotta see it you need to like google like cutting i'll get on that but regular regular guy that she's married she's dating and she's so happy and that's how i feel about lana del rey i mean i hope it lasts for her i just feel like she has a track record of dating not the best men no yeah so no comment on that yeah i wouldn't be surprised bb the other night um you know bb's just a fun time okay and we were all out drinking having the time of our lives okay after one of our new york shows okay and

there was like think like as drunk as we can get okay and bb finds herself a set of twins okay finds herself a set of twins that she met them in la for some reason she invited them out in new york it was like a whole thing and she's with one twin the whole night making out like they're like together right and then a few minutes later she's with the other twin doing like are they identical like rubbing his shoulder she's like she's like doing this like and the twin goes you know i'm not like i don't know their names but he's like you know i'm not jacob right and she's like no of course and so she bb individually like made it a point for the rest of the night to go around to every single person

at the club and be like, like, to make it like it was her thing. Like, make it seem like she's just a shoulder rubber.

No, at one point, I was really getting a shoulder rub from Bebe, but you know, I was like hammered, so I was like, fuck yeah,

but then I found out I was just a chest piece. That's also just like low-key genius because I feel like if I did something like that, I would not know how to recover.

Like I would like I'd have to leave. It's just so funny. She's like like literally running around rubbing shoulders just to like save face. I was talking to Brooke about this time that I was hooking up with a guy from a popular Netflix reality television show. You're like, which one? It was. We were like hooking up and i know i know i know oh i know this story no keep going keep going keep going i want to hear it wait i'm all excited i'm shit faced like i'm not even tina i'm like tina i'm like trina like there needs to be like a third i am like gone to the world okay

and I'm making out with him and I pull away and there's another member in a different season named Dom and I pull away and I'm like ah Dom you're the best right and I just watch the lights leave his eyes he's like are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? And then I keep doing it all night. And at one point, here's how I tried to play it off. We kiss, whatever. I pull away. And I'm like, dumb.

And I just watch him again. He's like, I go, is your best friend, right? I was then trying to turn it into sentences, which is so fucking insane. And the pause would be like a minute long like you're like dom dollar is a good rapper dom dollar is performing tonight it just makes sense for that to happen to you it really is it's just that was i mean that was a different girl i'm reformed now but jesus christ i'm surprised i've never been called the wrong name i think about that all the time because all my men always have like five girlfriends at a time

oh last night brooke amari is like in the corner of the fucking tour bus like in my room and we're all like hooting and hollering kiki and he's amari is so wildly addicted to this iphone game called genshin impact and i mean sponsor me wildly addicted though do you know one time i was like really shitting on him about it and he goes they have more twitter followers than you like like they have like four million twitter followers they're huge who's they but anyways and obviously i haven't seen him already i want to hang out with him right like i'm trying to get his attention and page shows me this photo of carol baskin when she was younger okay have you seen it no is she hot give page the mic yeah she serves oh sorry

um i keep getting comments on my tiktok being like you look like young carol baskin i'm like shut up i don't want to hear it. And then after like the 50th comment, I was like, okay, like, let me just look. I'm not kidding, Brooke. That could be my twin. Oh, fuck. Show me. Are you ready to see young Carole Baskin?

Like, tell me this couldn't be potentially Paige's mother. Oh, wow. I know. Wait, why? She's a baddie. Yeah. Speaking of. I heard she was getting them in and killing them and whacking them.

Yeah. So anyways, we're trying to get Amari's attention. And we're like, Amari, you have to see this photo of Paige's mom. They look just alike. He was ignoring us in the room while we're having this whole conversation. And we sent him the photo of young Carole Baskin. He's like, oh my God, that's so cute. Paige's mom is so cute. Whatever, blah, blah, blah. And we're dying laughing.ol baskin he's like oh my god that's so cute like page's mom is so cute like whatever blah blah blah and we're dying laughing and finally he's like what

and we're like that's young carol baskin he goes oh i just didn't even look like he didn't even fucking no no he didn't even look at the photo i looked but it came in as a text message at the top and the photo was just right there in the corner it's like i see it small and i was like they do resemble each other and you don't give a fuck about us. Young Carole Baskin is serving, and I don't give a fuck about Carole Baskin. You should. But it was the fact that he was so immersed

in playing Genshin Impact that we had this whole conversation two feet away from him, and he didn't even notice. Aw, man. Like, I was telling Tana about how, like, I've been getting comments, and, like, we're looking up Carole Baskin.

He didn't hear a word. Okay, but this is the queen of selective hearing right here. So it's the pot calling the kettle black. Why do you always go to deflect blame? Because you're sitting here talking about how I wasn't listening. That was Paige talking about how you weren't listening. You brought it up because you're talking about how I wasn't listening.

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I'm going to try again, okay? But I, and Paige has a lot of thoughts on this as well. Dude, it's weird. Dude, here's my thing. That's the whole point. But you don't understand how crazy it gets.

Chimps kind of freak me the fuck out. And I just realized it's like, but you don't understand how crazy it gets. Like it, like it's so wild. And the fact that there are people like this was just roaming the earth. Like the owners of the chimps, by the way, it it is not even like it's like tiger king on crack i don't know if i can get over the like feeling like why do you have a walk-in hannah montana style closet of clothes for your chimp like that chimp wants to be because it's like swinging from a tree no but we were so high that it was freaking me the fuck out like

i was looking at these chimps i'm like they are one degree away from being human and it's worse than that they have the strength of like 12 men so like we were watching one of the chimps watch tv and the thing was like clapping and going crazy i was like wait i understand who is able to drive a car okay but it's actually scary because they age just like humans. So like when a chimp is tiny, they're the cutest things ever. That's the ones you're like swinging around. You see them in movies and stuff. But then they grow into like these enormous animals and they can rip doors off of cars.

And like they're so scary. Chimps objectively are a very fascinating and cool animal. I don't know if I can get behind these chimp people. But you're not. Yeah. But you can because it's so insane. fascinating and cool animal i don't know if i can get behind these chimp but you're not yeah well but that you can because it's so insane and just the way that they like the lengths they go to to own these chimps like underground it is the craziest thing ever and then those chimps free but you have to see there's this girl oh god i wish i remember her name what did you say toddlers

and tiaras chimp edition like that's what it's like they were going to like beauty pageants but like can i give you a spoiler yes well okay but this is a spoiler alert for the fans imagine tana has a chimp okay she calls you she calls you and she says my chimp is running rampant i need you to come help me like corral him okay so you show up to help and you have his favorite elmo toy you have his favorite elmo toy you're trying to lure him in he comes and he starts he pulls both of your hands off rips your face off your body and dismembers your whole body okay okay but your tana calls the police and says my chimp is killing my friend my chimp is killing my friend okay the girl her whole she'd have an entire face transplant you should have seen what she looked like and then tana goes back out less than a year later and buys another chimp that is the ultimate disrespect that you have to be like on drugs i mean i'm sure they are but like that's like what

happened but that's how attached they get to them because they're like they're babies sucks for you but like I just getting attached to a chimp I think is like I just I can't I don't know so like how is this not fucking illegal cause it is that's the point that's the whole like the concept of the show they're keeping them

low key in their basements and like hiding them from the feds and it's like a whole thing one of them killed off Tonka and made fake fake ashes and they're looking everyone's looking for Tons and it's like a whole thing one of them killed off tonka and made fake fake ashes and they're looking everyone's looking for tonka and she's like tonka's dead she's in court going i miss him and then she's just going downstairs to her basement to feed him that actually is fucking crazy though but i understand what you're saying like they are so cute like as babies but then dude do you know that that chimps have been taught sign language?

And really think about this. The longest sentence that a chimp has said in sign language is like 18 words. Yes, they're very smart animals. No, the chimp has to know 40 words. And then the sentence is like, give me food. Give me food now. Give me food. Give me food or I hurt.

Like, it's like. No, who was the gorilla? There was a gorilla who was taught a complete asl who coco coco the gorilla i think he actually just recently passed but he he was he was fluent in asl i'm not even kidding but then i'm thinking about chimp crazy and i'm thinking like jane goodall could have could have slayed like jane goodall i'm i'm positive she could have just skipped down the street with those things have you seen like the orangutan on tiktok that like does the bag hauls no i'm telling you we're on different sides last week we just talking about rock cleaning competitions this week it's orangutan bag and for those have been who have been asking if i'm on nutter butter tiktok yes i am what what

happens on nutter butter tiktok who has been asking multiple people yes i am on nutter butter tiktok i'll show you it's like five words like just please um brain rot official nutter butter account oh i can't wait okay so isn't it one of those isn't it one of those like like gen z people who are running accounts and they're like really funny like the empire state building account which by the way me and the empire state building are beefing okay we are in a fight and we are no longer friends because i'm not even kidding because they they like moving from like alissa violet to like the empire state building no i'm not even kidding i was like going around boasting about how close me and the empire state building were because obviously we've been texting and i was in

new york for four days ghosted me the whole time it's literally i felt like like literally you know when a guy is like all like excited to hang out with you until it actually comes time and then all of a sudden he just disappears that's what i think about the empire state building so i will i will remember this left me speechless honestly it's funny because page has a similar situation about that but under the empire state building and i was actually going to ask you to talk about it do you want to talk about it yeah i'll open up okay but to finish my thought the orangutan tiktok i'm not kidding people will come by like holding their bags and they'll go like this and like they'll take out items he's like this like bag hauls it's actually so scary bag hauls you know what what is like the percentage of like

difference between our dna and that's what i'm saying if that question has to even be asked i cannot get behind big chimps like i like them where they where they're at like jungles and zoos and shit but like people just kicking it with them it's like okay where they're at, like jungles and zoos and shit. But like people just kicking it with them. It's like, okay. It's because they are so close to humans and that's why they're so smart. And honestly, there are probably chimps out there that are completely smarter than us. There are chimps. First of all, she can't drive and some chimps can.

Tonka the chimp could drive better than her. Dude, a newborn. That five-year-old girl just went to Target. Anyone can drive better than me do you know that there was this psychological study done that the human brain if they if you see something really close to a human but it's not a human like for example ai robots or like certain things that your brain is wired to feel uneasy about that like because it's like your brain can't compute that it's like not isn't a human fully like uncanny valley yeah like it's kind of like that vibe always comment that on my tiktoks that wow um i'm sorry that's that's like

how i feel about chimps like it's too close to a human that watching it do human-like things kind of freaks me out i don't know tell me about this man so we don't harry tell me about this man so we don't talk about just only chimps oh my fucking god okay so the last episode i was on you guys know i've been back with my ex eek and i'm talking to this new guy that i met at my friend nikki's wedding well i'm not talking to him anymore because i'll let you know so he was the one that was queening out her words um she was attracted to him anymore because I'll let you know so he was the one that was queening out her words um she was attracted to him because he was queening out at karaoke to Chapel Rhone I thought that we were just queening out together then we started making out and

anyway so we kept texting after our first initial hangout and he was like oh my gosh let me know when you come to New York I really want to see you. Da da da. Send me your tour schedule. We'll make something happen. Want to hang with you in New York? Whatever. So we've been texting pretty consistently up until New York. So the day comes, we're in New York. I text and I reach out.

I said, hey, oh my gosh, I'm in Manhattan. What are you doing? He's like, oh my goodness, I can't wait to see you. Like, I'm going to a Peggy Goo set right now. But when it's done. What is with the McGee and the Peg it's done those are my types of men so yeah he goes to the peggy goo set and he's like i'll text you when it's done at like 10 p.m see where you're at i went to emo night so i was at you so you went to emo night with sadae chris miles bambi and a bunch of yeah amari was there and a bunch of, yeah, Amari was there, and a bunch of randoms.

I don't even know. I don't even want to say what you were calling it. Like, it was insane. It was nuts. It was nuts. So I'm at emo night. He texts me. He's like, where are you?

I told him, emo night. He's like, oh, well, I honestly, I'm so tired, babe. Like, I just took Molly at Peggy's set. Like, I'm drained. After Molly? I'd be like, nts, nts. I'd be like, come right like come right now like whatever so he tells me he's wicked tired this and that and he's like but I'll see you tomorrow like okay like sure

go to sleep wake up in the morning he's texting me again oh my gosh so sorry about last night I really want to see you today I'm like okay great like let's make a plan this man's like well I don't know I think I'm gonna like go to the park at five or six, but maybe after, like, let me know what you're getting into. So like, what's at the park that you can't join? Like what park? That's my thing. The bitch's park? Right.

I'm like, okay, just invite me to do something. It doesn't have to be extravagant. I will literally go to the park with you. We can get coffee, walk around, get a drink. Especially how much interest he's shown in you. It's like, what are we doing here? Right. And like asking for my schedule, asking like when I was going to come to new york saying like he really wants to see me

this literally the empire state building exactly so now i'm finally in your city and it's crickets and it's fucking crickets right exactly he's running that account so any who's the um night wraps up i tell him i'm like what the fuck like what's going on he's like honestly i'm i'm so drained from like this past weekend i've been hosting so many friends da da da like well if you've been hosting all this time then why couldn't you invite me you couldn't have just made five fucking minutes to meet up with me just grab a bite like the like third time he's acted like this you know and it's just annoying because you're very much the type of person where if a guy says let's hang out tonight

you're gonna get like already oh yeah so then it's like you're sitting there fucking glam and it's like fuck you dude it's like it is like the plight of being a woman i swear to fucking god i am getting ready and i just knew it you know like when you have that intuition like that gut feeling i'm like i know he's gonna fucking bail meanwhile i'm like carving out my fucking eyebrow and sure as shit i heat up a hot tool for you and you bail on me like i'm shoving that fucking curling iron up your ass i swear to god so i'm like taking my time doing my glam because i'm like i know i'm he's gonna he i had the feeling he's gonna text me and he's gonna cancel sure as shit text me he's like i'm so sorry i'm so fucking tired like blah blah blah i just go okay get some sleep good night and then text her a few days later like i'm in la right like

yada yada whatever oh yeah so he texts me two days ago and he goes hey so sorry about new york again like i was just so tired if i hear i'm tired one more fucking time shut up or i'm so sorry like take an adderall jesus christ right drink a fucking espresso shot like the rest of us and he was like um yeah right by the way i'm back in la so i'm like what do you want me to do with that information you're back in la cool i'm still on tour i'm on the fucking road you're telling me all this for why yeah you just had me for four days straight and now all of a sudden you want to hang out kick rocks so it's my thing as well as i asked pete i was like how old is this guy right he's like 38 years old and it's like 38 35 oh but like that is 19 year old behavior and i just don't understand how these like 35 year old men get off acting like that it's like you know you have 30

minutes right like not too much not too much but i'm just saying like that guy is gonna be bald in fucking four years okay okay well now i need to call on some advice from the girls and the gays because what the fuck do i do do i text him back and just say like yeah new york was weird what the fuck was that like yes i would oh i thought you already did that no no no i was thinking about it i haven't done it yet i would just be honestly, if you really wanted to see me, you would have seen me in New York. Yeah. And here's my thing.

I'm kind of in my era now of like saying what I feel because I feel like for the most part, I don't do that. And like, I just hold shit in and like, I just look back and there's so many times where I'm like, damn, I should have said this. I should have spoken about this. And now it's like, I have the opportunity to like do that. Why not just text him and say how I feel? No, I'm all for that.

But I was just talking to Jordan Marona about this weirdly for like a long time the other day about how some people are just like innately like that. Like just abrupt and say what's on their mind and like address situations. And then some people and it all kind of comes back to your childhood. If you were raised with people pleaser tendencies or not, like know what i mean like i don't know it's just some people don't like have that in them so it's harder for some it's so hard for me because i'm such like a bite my tongue keep the peace type of person so i feel like i'm really working on like saying how i feel and yeah i'm like show my tongue ruin my life yeah just, I feel like my fuse has gotten shorter. So now I'll be like, okay, well, sucks for you.

Sorry, you couldn't see me then. You can't see me now. Sorry. Yeah, and I think that's just like how I want to go about it. I also think that it's like he's already shown himself to you. So if you were to get in any deeper and then this were to happen, imagine the like genuine like pain. Yeah, and you'd be like, I already knew that this was coming and I put myself through it again.

Yeah. I know, I guess i always just try to like take things at face value to you like if he's telling me oh my god i'm so tired because i did molly and i'm fucking crashing out right now like da da da i like try to consider that but also i'm like that's such no but if you really wanted to see someone would you ever text them and say i'm too tired yeah no never and why are you 35 taking molly that's just not a red flag to anyone I mean I guess it's I mean I don't know because to me 35

isn't old at all if they're taking Molly in like a camp occasional way at 35 like okay but if they're like taking Molly all the time at 35 then yes that's the biggest red flag ever what is a camp occasional way like they have a good job everything is fucking their life is in order they don't have

any addictive tendencies problems and then they go to like a music festival with their friends and they take molly yeah or like they're they go to burning man nope that's always wrong they take their cyber trucks to burning man oh no but you know what All this to say, I have a really hard time standing on business, and I'll probably be in his bed in approximately two weeks. Oh, my God. Sometimes I just want to chain you to something. HR violation. I won't.

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I've been, we've been doing meet and greets, right? And I've met, like at every meet and greet pretty much, I have people be like, oh, I came to the

Tana and Friends tour or I came to like your first ever tour or like I came to this tour, right? And I was just talking to Jordan about like all of those old shows

and I was thinking about like my first ever run of tour, right? I was like 16 to Jordan about like all of those old shows. And I was thinking about like my first ever run of tour. Right. I was like 16 years old doing these shows, maybe 17 years old. And so then that means my audience was probably like 13 and 14. And we would have to do the shows in the daytime, like meet and greet at 10 a.m. Like I was awful. OK.

Oh, no. And like show at like 3 p.m. because like the bars couldn't open. Yeah. Because it was like a mat. It had to and like show at like 3 p.m because like the bars couldn't open yeah because it was like a mat it had to be like a matinee right and I was asking Jordan I was like what did I do on stage and like this was during my story time era so I would just walk out and like do one story time right the tickets were very cheap but imagine like the whole show was just me coming out here doing a United Airlines rant and then walking off of stage I love that and at this time too i think i was a lot more vulgar like obviously just because i hadn't been raised yet

like jordan helped raised me like i was just like straight out of vegas awful like on stage like job job job and we are demonetized yeah that might have to be a lot of bleeping but often i would have like moms would bring obviously their kids and i would have moms like stand up and be like what like stop using this language what the fuck is the show i'll never forget this one time in freehold new jersey i was playing i play and i like was on stage telling like a sex story and again obviously like i'm like 17 and there were some older people as well but like also there were people who are my age at this time in my crowds and i was telling a story and this mom stands up and she's like shut the fuck up like stop doing this and were you there for that i

remember when i think this is the same mom is that the one that called the police that's what i was gonna say so yeah like she's saying that and i very much obviously just rowdy wild child vegas i was like listen i'm sorry you're not monitoring what your kids watch like it was just like and then obviously probably like 17 and then like obviously as well the whole audience was just wild and tana fans so they're're booing the mom. Like it's like, it was like crazy. And then she called 911 on my show. And said what? Like I see a girl using poor language.

Essentially. Yeah. Essentially. Yeah. And like the police came, but then they ended up like coming on stage and like the show just went on. Yeah. It was a moment.

Everybody knows that I'm a good girl officer. You know, it's so funny that you brought that up sorry mar thank you um the last meet and greet that you did some girl came up to you and she was like oh my gosh like the last time i saw you was like when we were so young my mom brought me to like your show and you kept talking about doing when she literally had to make me leave like that happened like a decent amount of times. That's sad. We had one mom in the audience last night. I don't know if you saw her. She was literally like right over here.

And the whole time, I'm not kidding. It was just never even cracked a smile. And I was trying so hard for her. A lot of our stories now are like way more like a childhood trauma story, a shitting yourself story. They're not as like, you know what I mean?

But just think about the context of my YouTube videos at the time like that was the time bleep this obviously for those who know like my biggest story time was me talking about a fight in the airport where i'm going you're you're you're so like that was like the whole context of like those shows and it's just like who gave me a microphone like but it is weird now because like we do shows and like 24 year old girls will come up and they'll be like i went to your show eight years ago and that is whatever like it's i don't know it's just fucking interesting raised by tana mongeau anyone that's been raised but you have a pretty good retention rate yeah they just they deserve financial compensation okay like that's all i know it's just like fucking nuts it is so crazy to like have a fan base that's growing up with you

at the same time like simultaneously that's literally what i always say i'm like thank they're like you raised me i'm like thanks for growing up with me obviously like that is just like fucking insane oh my god we have a scorpion update so you know how last time on the podcast we talked about how i had a roommate who went on a date with a guy yeah i thought it was page no no no i went on a hinge date with a guy and then you never said it was your roommate you said close friend oh well it was ashley oh um and she went on this date with a guy and he gave her scorpion venom like out of a dropper and i was like babe that's ghb like what are you doing right but i podcasted about it and

then he found out somehow the guy the scorpion guy and so then she makes a tiktok about it that's why i'm now allowed to like say it was her oh she blocked me um one day one day we'll work it all out on the remix but any who's he he said that he was doing a scorpion the reason he found out is because he was at a scorpion venom convention running a booth and all of these young girls were coming up to him asking if it had like roofies in it and he was like after like the ninth girl came up to the booth he was like why are you asking that and like the girls were like i just watched this episode of the canceled podcast where like someone like was talking about scorpion venom and like yada yada and it's just funny like

him like the actual guy i was talking about ended up like i like it's just so weird to think about the like impact of cancelled like i never think about things like that like that now all scorpion venom salesmen might be questioned by girls in our demographic you know he wants to come on the podcast and spread awareness about yeah scorpion Veto. He also asked Ashley I think it'd be so cool if we came on and just told the people about what's going on and how it works and the benefits. She blocked him. She was like, I don't want any

man who is begging to go on the podcast and I respect her for that so heavily. There is one thing I want to talk to you guys about. I just recently was tripping with Tart. Oh yeah. I was in Nework city literally at the same time as you guys which was just so crazy i went a little early because you guys were there i didn't even see you at all i had no idea you were there yeah which is just so like no one told

me um it's just so interesting like being a part of that well one i'm so grateful it was so fucking cool yeah it one it made no sense to me because what business do i have on a tart trip um plenty of business you're amazing and flawless but like where's my winged eyeliner oh you know like what when have i ever promoted that was like a mario invite okay so i found out like the reason why that they were doing this because i was like everyone saw the hermes bracelets and i remember getting my package at the house and i was like i just know there's no fucking hermes bracelet in my package two different things so tart was doing like the gifting or whatever for the girls i'm sure that's just for people that like make great sales and then they wanted to do something for

creators that are bipoc which is black indigenous people of color and what am i you know and so that's how i got my invite and so grateful and had so much fun it was for the charlie xcx sweat or charlie xcx choice of on sweat tour it was fucking nuts imagine madison square garden full oh my god full of the girls in the gays like just that shit was i would have done anything to be there it was so insane did you just like smell poppers in the gays like just that shit was i would have done anything to be there it was so did you just like smell poppers in the air oh yes i did i also put up a you know you can like write on snapchat like yes it's my favorite i put it up to my head and i go anyone got poppers at one point cigarettes question mark but going into it i was so nervous because mean, you guys have been on, like, really cool Tarte trips.

Like, the ones that have, like, you go places for, like, a bunch of days. I haven't been there. The groups that you guys are with, it's all girls that you guys are familiar with and stuff. I didn't know anyone. Thank God Tara, Yummy, and Alyssa were there. Alyssa who? Her best friend. Violet?

Bitch! Anyways, thank god they were there But I'm obviously nosy I think there was only like 12 of us So going into it I asked for the list of people Because I'm like Who's going on this trip

Me every time Yeah like who am I I need to know if my Kiki with Yeah And I didn't know Any of the names I met everyone

Everyone was so fucking nice There was only two guys Me and this other guy Grant But We're all just I'm so Different From all of them like i have nothing to relate to with all these girls there were girls like i remember sitting

in the uber and like we're talking they're well i'm just sitting there playing genshin impact and they're like talking about like wedding bands and diamonds and all this stuff and like even like i wanted to meet maureen so bad because I know she gets down and she wasn't there she was in Florida and I was so sad but I know she likes to have fun she has a good time and I've heard nothing but great things about her so I was like oh I'm so excited and I know like

she loves you and so I was like okay that's perfect like great bonding experience I'm like you love my best friend you're gonna love this like put me on the next trip to bora bora baby please maureen please just like the vibes were so like almost like chill and it's like we're going to charlie xcx some brats summer some sweat some girls exactly yeah and so we like get to the the box and it's just so funny because like all the girls are just like quiet and it's almost like who's gonna grab the bottle to like start taking shots and i'm like bitch like we're getting down a hundred percent then

tell me so then tari yummy shows up and like do you have any tari yummy tea any tari yummy lore like what did you guys get into we went out after to like um various like bars and like you know did you feel like you were i feel like tar yummy at a charlie xcx concert was is like kim k when we were leaving when we were leaving it was like literally a mad house and not to even mention like just like the the everyone there was already so amped up because like you're bringing out addison ray you're bringing out lord you're bringing out the original um apple girl like just like it was nuts that like what they put into this concert so everyone's vibes are so high we're leaving i'm not kidding i felt like i was leaving with kim kardashian i was like this is lit

i'm like she put you to shame No but it's crazy Can we talk about Addison Rae for a second Oh my god I'm so obsessed with her Dude I was up until 3am last night Deep diving like Addison Rae's lore And we were talking about this the other day Cause obviously we've known Addison for a very long time And I fucking love her and I always have

I think she is like the sweetest girl in the world Who like truly means well But it is funny because my first memories with addison like when i first met her and stuff she very much was like crawfish and what did tim dylan say crawfish and hate like kidding not hate but like very much like where's the fireball y'all like you know what i mean sorority girl ass outfit and now like seeing her at like the vmas and she like no southern accent like full rebrand like and the full rebrand is so insane because like at first she went from that to like high fashion right and she was killing high fashion but then

decided that her niche was like 2000s tumblr you know and now it's all like sideways digital photos and like getting the paparazzi photos and like with the britney book half read even though she just bought it and i love that you like say this like the full 180 she's done because when i saw her come out i went to like text her after to like see what she was up to and it's like okay addison's not gonna respond to me like come on she's left maybe but yeah but no she hasn't left everyone in the dust every time i see her like she's so fucking sweet we have a great time. But I opened my phone to text her. I'm like, why can't I find her number? I was like, I have Addison's number.

We've texted before. She's in my phone as Addison Easterling. Because I met her as Addison Easterling. That's her last name. I forgot about that. I was like, oh, shit. I was like, god damn. We were in the back of Taylor Holder's car drinking Fireball.

So, like, like oh my god I'm like enamored by her like what was it the recent award show where she wore the little white and she's smiling so much and she's just like oh yeah the VMAs

she is just like she has she is in full Britney effect oh and she's on her knees on the carpet I'm like god I love you so much she's everything and then I

so even her performance at Madison Square Garden her whole like set was insane it was her like bending over busting it i know getting lifted around and bent over and like so britney so britney so so many people were like that oh that's not and like trying to like hate on it that's not what that's not what i can do that's not a pro exactly like that's not what i'm doing i'm sitting at home also yeah that's what what that's not what i can do that's not a pro exactly like that's not what i'm doing i'm sitting at home also yeah that's what why you're not there yeah we were jumping

it's so easy to sit on your couch and criticize but addison ray is at fucking madison square garden literally madison ray i think it's like i just think it's fucking crazy because i think most people struggle with the influencer to fucking worldwide pop star pipeline and i think every move she has made is so calculated and intelligent whether people realize it or not neither you get it or you don't and i just like fucking love her okay you guys a dark stage is a union um what is it a union listen the unions about to come up in here like the feds and raid us okay it's like a union. What is it? A union. Listen, the union's about to come up in here like the feds and raid us. Okay. It's like a union regulation.

Basically, like there's a certain amount of hours per day that nobody can be working on the stage. It's like, it's just like policy. And y'all know I don't work well with policies. And there's a huge fine. If anybody sets foot on stage during the dark stage and it is from four to

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Must be 19 plus, available in Ontario only Please play responsibly If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you Please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 To speak to an advisor, free of charge Hello and welcome back to this episode. We had to move due to union rules. Now we are in front of the

meet and greet backdrop. I kind of want to have someone from the meet and greet come be on the podcast for like 10 minutes. Like I think it would be so fun. I think so too. Does that mean we don't get to go back down? Oh wait, no. You're right. Okay. I'm not sure about my outfit of the night like the this was originally my these were my vegas show shorts like the cheetah glitter

shorts i might have to change before the show i get to go home before those shows so i get to do a little one two shopping oh i'm so jealous yeah i'm gonna have to go shopping at some point four suitcases you You're fucked. Tori just called these the vintage Charlotte Roos shorts. Did you see that? Honestly, though, at the meet and greet yesterday, this girl was wearing like really cute boots. And we were like, where are those from? She's like, Charlotte Roos.

Charlotte's making a comeback. I love to see that. But did you see that on TikTok? Like this girl was like. Yes. Yeah, like she was like. The little tiny ones. And she was selling them for like a billion dollars.

Yeah. Vintage. Depop is crazy. Honestly, I might get into it if things ever get go really south it's crazy that we're like getting older and like charlotte ruse is now vintage like i stole my first ever thong from there wet seal charlotte no people post vintage wet seal on depop find god but like is it vintage to like the younger generation that it is just crazy what makes something vintage like how many years yeah how many years have to pass for something to be vintage i definitely don't know i'm not in the mood to fact check can we ask any old people in

the room my tom i remember one time i stole a shirt from wet seal and it had a fire extinguisher on it and it said i put out and my parents made me return it wait do you know that and i was like this is so funny i stole it my mom fawn used to wear a shirt all the time it said i put out on the front and then on the back it said fires okay like it was from the fire department but she would like wear it to like like with everybody she'd wear it? Yes. I was just like, you can attest to this so hard. Like it was so crazy when my parents randomly woke up one day

and like had a rule. Like you can't wear that. You know what I mean? It's like, it just made no sense. Cause it's like, there's no curfew. Oh.

Like I'm seven. My parents would slut shame me. I'd be like leaving the house. They're like, why are you wearing that top? I'm like, let me live. I'm 16. Yeah. My grandma always wanted me to slay. I'd be like leaving the house. They're like, why are you wearing that top? I'm like, let me live. I'm 16.

Yeah. Oh, my grandma always wanted me to slay. She's like, you look amazing. I'm in like a tiny little skirt. Okay. This is such a random little thing, but we're talking about like clothes and stuff and slaying and our parents wanting us to slay back in like second grade. You know, those converse that like are just laceless and they're just like fray or whatever

on them. I wanted them so bad because I was just like oh they're laceless i think they're so cute and i went to school and then my parents got me for them because like whatever makes me happy they don't know whatever they don't think they're gay i go to school everyone's like they're second grade i was bawling my eyes i was like take these converse back now wait did you know in second grade no oh i didn't know until i started social media should have known you did you really did not know you were gay until you started social media because that's when i started getting attention from guys which i need more of now great segue i'm newly single and okay so

I know what you're thinking because I did just hard launch with him like this is what it looks like you know what's crazy though a lot of people I'm not even sure that a lot of people

know that you and Ty broke up no they really no because so I hard launched my relationship and we were together for five months before

and we were like talking exclusively pretty much for like six before yeah but i just keep it off social media because that's just like my preference you guys have seen my past with relationships online and so no one knew that like i was in a relationship and i hard launched us finally that's and god that's the worst it's like, two weeks later the post is archived. You know, you have 30 seconds

also archived. I'm like, why archived? Because you know it's coming, but you're holding on hope. I always archive because you never know

what the future holds. You really do never know. But yeah, I'm newly single, so I would say if you want to take me on a date, but I don't think

this is the right demographic to be taking me on dates and being my new. No, we got gays here. Well, yeah, but like turbulent ones. That's kind of rude. You just need to like have a little turbulent time, little turbulent twink time.

I tried that and we saw what happened. I'm out of time. Well, you redownloaded Hinge. Okay, so I did. Amari, dude dude it's like 4 a.m last night the lights are off he turns to me and he goes hey can i use your flashlight i think he's like looking for something he takes my phone flashlight on his face he's like hinge scanning his face like trying to like okay but let me make one thing clear is because like obviously this is like new and i feel like it kind of looks like i'm just like over it and that's not the case but what i will say please come back no no no what i will say is like i'm like i'm looking for a boyfriend like that's what

i want like i want a partner you know so it's like if you're not going to be that for me then it's like i'm going to like find that you know so it's not like i'm just like oh fuck that relationship i don't love him anymore like that's not the case kind of low-key this is something i would do are you on hinge trying to see if your ex is already back on him can i tell you something psychoided do you want to yes and then i have to laugh at an unfortunate moment of my life okay fine i was trying to stalk one of my exes and I knew that he had just moved to a new city. So I changed my preferences to only his age. And then I paid $60 a month for Hinge to specify his ethnicity so that I could only see people his ethnicity and his age in his area within 20 miles.

And I found him almost immediately. And then I realized just a couple few days ago when i was deleting hinge that i am still paying 60 a month for hinge which is like how horny was i when i was single i paid 60 a month the preferences they give you they let you like they let you say like i won't date anyone less than six, five. Like you could, it's to the point where you could like, like defer by like dietary preferences. It's so funny because it's just worth every fucking penny. Like you can be like, I don't want a man who doesn't eat gluten. I'm so desperate.

I have no parameters. It's like age range, 25 to 60 plus. I've never been on one hinge date and I was paying $60 a month for probably years. I paid it last night Fuck Oh my god I will never ever ever forget I thought about this the other day And like I will live with this anger for the rest

Of my fucking life I dated a guy off of hinge My first ever hinge date turned immediately Into a relationship and I thought all hinge Was gonna be like that right like After we ended up breaking up like I realized like that was such an anomaly. Like everyone else is a murderer. But anyways, we break up, right? And I get back on Hinge or no, Brooke was on Hinge

and Brooke is swiping through and she goes, isn't this your ex? Like, and it was like my ex of like three weeks ago. And he already had all new photos on Hinge. Like and photos I had taken, like I was, oh my God, I was so fucking mad. I was like, when were you in a forest? Sorry, really quickly. On Raya, I can talk freely about it now

because they kicked me off. I used to check Mr. Big because every time, like, you're in a new location, if you log on, it'll update your location. Okay, so it would, like, say when he's somewhere. He came to visit us on tour and i went to check his raya and it said that he was where we were like he had logged into raya laying next to me kill oh sorry can i just say though it's crazy that you got so brooke got

banned from raya right you had violated some actual strikes in the past like talking about Pete Davidson on Raya I understand why they were upset with that you don't have to remind them okay you don't need it I don't need it now literally taken but they banned her because she literally on the podcast all she said was I just got a Raya notification just the words Raya notification and i was have we talked about this i don't know i was talking about this with jp sax where he was like i feel like if i said that they wouldn't ban me and it's like they wouldn't at all like it's but i also feel like she's a liability like they saw canceled and they were like this is it i think it was like

a yearly thing like they were waiting for the review period to just kick me off like they were always gonna kick me off you know what I mean cause they do that they do an annual review of every single person and they decide if you're still worthy or not and I think they hit Google one time and they said she is not worthy anymore oh fuck I've never made it on so I just I cannot partake in

this conversation because I would like to keep my position but oh my god wait i have something fucking crazy to tell you guys so my guy i'm just gonna call him p man now because that's what everyone knows that's a crazy nickname like you pee through someone's hands a couple times and here we are and here he is my p guy so i had him over to my place like right before we left for tour yeah so he came to mind to pre-game for like the mcgee concert and little does he know my roommate had matched with him on hinge when we first started talking oh so i had started talking to him like a week in my roommate emily was like oh my god look like he just liked me on hinge i was like there's no fucking way what a rascal so i withhold this

information right until he's at my place we're pre-gaming for the concert, and I go, oh, I have a surprise for you. And he's like, what is it? I knock on Emily's door. I go, Emily, come on out. They meet face to face. I go, do you remember her? He's like, who the fuck? And I go, you match with her on Hinge, babe.

Weeks after we started talking. That is so hilarious. Actual diabolical behavior. Diabolical crashing the fuck out.'m going you guys want to go to the concert together i'm going this is a great love story crashing the fuck out that's incredible that's actually incredible i never had any real success stories like i had a lot of guys that i talked to from raya but like no one nothing that ever stuck i met my ex-boyfriend on Hinge. I mean, I guess it's not a success.

Hinge has better guys, though, because those are normal guys. Raya's like, oh, I'm an actor. I was trying to get on Raya for so long. I had eight friend passes added to my account. And it was like, oh, I was doing this stuff with MTV. Because you know how they're just so like, you know?

Nope, nope, they didn't want me. I'm like, 30 friend MTV. Like, cause you know how they're just so like, you know? Yeah. Nope. Nope. They didn't want me. I'm like 30 friend passes. Yes. 30. I remember I was so livid because there was one time I was asking the, the, our group chat for like friend passes or whatever,

because the boy that I was talking to was also part of our friend group and he pissed me off. He proceeded to send me a friend pass himself. A guy who fucked you over proceeded to then send me a friend pass himself. A guy who fucked you over proceeded to then send you a friend pass, Tariya? Obviously. Obviously. Devious bitch.

Diabolical. The meanest thing someone can do. That is diabolical behavior. I would have to go lay in traffic. I think I cried. Should we talk about chaperone yeah absolutely okay handing it to page because she's like okay so when did this all start here's what i think i think like like you say you always say this i think you said it today

like i love watching a bitch without media training. You did about Anna Delvey. And a lot of it is really funny. Like, just, you know what I mean? And I understand, like, 40% of the, like, when, I don't feel this way, but I'm just saying I can see how some people do where they're like, I don't want to be bombarded in public by fans just because I'm putting music out. Like, I didn't sign up for this.

Like, you know what I mean? People treating me as if they know me when i don't know you and like i like doja cat did that right but doja cat kind of did it right right like she said it once and then she got back to her her version of media training she meets fans when she wants to whatever like chapel straight up like i don't know i i just think action after action it's starting to be like cussing out the photographer on the, on his carpet. That confused me because, so did you watch the clip? He's saying like, shut the fuck up or something.

Like, and I think he was like, he had to have been talking to like another photographer. Cause why would he be telling her to shut the fuck up? She was silent. But then she turns around and she goes, don't fucking talk to me like that. And it's like, dude, she's crashing out big time. But I'm confused because I'm like, I really actually don't think he was talking to you.

I love Chapel Roan. But like, I do. I love her so much. But it's like, but like, they are horrible. Everybody on the carpet. But it's also overwhelming. And everybody's trying to get a photo and people are screaming over one another. Where is the point?

This is what I want to say. I fucking love Chapel Roan. I'm genuinely just asking out of curiosity. And I've seen a lot of takes on this, okay, where people are like, maybe she didn't want to be famous. She just wanted to make art, right? And like she just wants to make art and live a normal life, okay? But then when you're going to the VMAs and you're walking those carpets and you're doing those things, you're signing up for to be on a carpet

of a bunch of people yelling like you're signing up for rocketing into a new level of fame like if you really don't want the fame release the music and just be you could say like Lana Del Rey like no one sees Lana Del Rey anywhere she's in a field getting married that's just that Waffle House and obviously yes

like some people just want to make art and maybe my take is completely wrong, but I'm just, I'm starting to get to the point where I'm like, if you don't want this, you can't love the good things about it and then hate the, you know what I mean, right? So then whatever. She canceled the show, shows.

Like a day before she was supposed to do it, which is so fucked because you have to think about like all of the fans who not only like live in the state that are going, but that are traveling from out of state who have their flights and hotel rooms booked and like have taken work off seriously like that is so fucked to do so last minute and just it's also is she on tour or is it literally just because i could understand like an artist saying i need to prioritize my health if they're on like a long fucking tour and like do you know what i mean like do you get what I'm saying but like if it was just a one-off show that you're like promoting and then you're like I need and honestly like I almost wish she lied you literally

took the words out of my mouth like forgive me for saying this but like just lie like just PR wise that's what like just just say you're sick maybe like because it's just like saying i need to prioritize like what about prioritizing your fans what about prioritizing your job yeah like i'm fucking deathly ill right now but i wouldn't just like i need to prioritize me i signed up for this i know people traveled like yeah you know i don't know i love her a lot but i just feel like god i want her to get used to it because it's like i think it just what the her major problem is that it happens so quickly if it was like a slow burn and she kind of got like to dip her feet in the water i feel like it would be a little bit different but she did not but she also

was try like performing on the street making music for years and years like you wanted that you wanted what you have the success for years but it is also getting what you want and then it's not what you imagined but there's such a thing, like Charlie XCX did this for like literally ever. She was making art, she was making music and like you wouldn't like necessarily stop her on the street, but she wrote every single song you can think of. Like she was huge.

So if it really is just about making art, make art quietly. She did say. You just, just exactly. Like don't tour and go to the award shows and set yourself up for the bad press potentially opportunities like just make the music put and put it out and then perform when you want to that's like i guess that's where my head i agree too because you said it was like a one-off show like it was okay it was like a festival oh okay and it's just like

like what you're saying about the tour thing sean mendez he canceled like a big portion of his tour i had tickets to go um but it's like he put out a statement was like, oh, like I really need to prioritize my mental health. Like tours a lot and stuff. It's like, Shawn, I love you to death. Do what you need to do. Like, yeah, I think it was just the last minute, like one off show. And this I think that when you're in this beginning phase of your career, you're still and maybe she doesn't want the spot so who am I to say this but like earning your spot creating diehard fans like someone can love your music

but to have fans for 10 years a lot of times requires more than that your personality it makes me scared to be her fan I feel like she won't even like me I think also to like get this gassed out this early on into her career is crazy because granted like she did have a very quick like rise to fame but also like she hasn't been doing like this for that long like as far as like being like an a-lister like in the spotlight she's been doing it behind the scenes for like a long time but like to be in the spotlight for just a short amount of time and already being crashing out like this. I,

yeah. I also think the combo of like, I, I fucking hate my fans. And then like, I'm going to perform this festival. It's canceled. I got to prioritize me like the,

the smack pack of those. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, choose a struggle. Also, I'm thinking about like people like Billie Eilish, for example,

who had like, and I think her beginning of her career was also like that quick pretty much and she was like the most depressed the most suicidal ever and was the best to her fans yeah ever because now like in the beginning of this time like is the time to really put your best foot forward and put in that fucking work and commit to it and I think she's just like I don't like the parasocial relationship don't come up to me like you know i mean people come up to me on the fucking streets and like grab my tits like i hate that you know what i mean there are things that there are boundaries you can set and things that you can hate but in a in a way that doesn't make it seem like you just fucking hate this shit yeah well and like for like doja

cow it's like she she did it and then like a year in was like hey like i'm all for artists setting boundaries like i'm all for that it's just it's just really seeming like it's like she doesn't want this life yeah to me did you guys see that video of anne hathaway where like there's like a bunch of fans like she's like getting out of a car i think she's going to like some event there's a ton of fans like that want to like meet her maybe she's leaving and stuff and she's like okay like hold on hold on like think she's going to like some event. There's a ton of fans like that want to like meet her. Maybe she's leaving and stuff. And she's like, okay, like, hold on, hold on. Like, just take a step back. Like, I'm going to come to you.

Yeah, and she's very calm. She's like, yeah, I know what you're talking about. I was like, that seems like what she needs to be doing. If that's how you feel. I also get being just like, I'm not mentally stable. Chapel could also just be like, I don't want to come to you. Like, I don't want to take photos. Or like, yeah, I'm so sorry.

I don't want to take a photo. Yeah, I really just think it's like the delivery of it's it's not really the sentiments it's the delivery and it makes me like wonder i was gonna say though like i joke around like i love a bitch without any like media training or any pr da da da and i think for a minute like that's what made her so likable was because she was relatable and like all of these people were looking at her like oh she's she's just a normal girl. And she got launched into fame. However, it does get to a point where it's like, when do you draw the line? And like, you do need that media training.

And someone grabbed her fucking phone because this has been going on for like over a month now of like all these things like accumulating to like this actual like fall of the Midwest princess. But like the rise and fall, we're witnessing it right now but i think yeah there comes a time where it's like she needs someone to like put out proper statements and take her fucking phone away and she can't just like shit post go online and like be crazy and hectic post what she's saying and then like not expect to have any backlash because of it right she could

also just double down like i i relate this to this to like lil wayne right like i'm a diehard lil wayne fan and like i've shown up to six lil wayne shows where he bailed that minute like i was there in the crowd waiting and then it was like actually he's not coming out on stage right but lil wayne has very much owned that and it's like that it's a part of his brand like lil wayne fans know if they're going to his show he might not be going to his show maybe yeah chapels maybe it's just like a lottery system yeah like there are artists like she'll come if you're lucky yeah yeah like there are artists who double down on all of it and if she doubles down honestly that might be a fucking

hard ass move on her behalf too like that's dope i guess yeah i think i people love relatability until it becomes like too serious and it's like she's doing and saying things that she would say to like her friends and family like around a kitchen table but instead of around a kitchen table it's like on a platform to millions and millions of people and then it gets to that point where it's like okay no no like yeah but i do love her and i want to see her win like for sure me too but if it's really just mental, I want her to get that together because that sucks and I like, fuck. Yeah, but I'm rooting for her.

I mean, I hope she gets her shit together. It's so funny to have a conversation like this and then end it like, but I'm rooting for her. But we are. We genuinely are. But I feel like she would hate me and it's sad because I love her. And also, if she did cancel this last show

because she is like um on sewer slide watch that's really fucking sad and like if she is canceling the show because like her mental health is rapidly declining and like at that point then you know you have to like give her some grace for that too yeah i agree i think it's just like then don't book the shows don't do don't do the vmas carpets don't if this isn. If this isn't what you want. Is she a puppet though? I was just about to say. Is she booking the shows?

No. Is she booking the appearances? No. You know how that goes. I guess that is true. She's getting like But don't you feel like if she was a puppet she'd be the type to be online

like I was just a puppet. Yeah but she probably can't say that you know. But she probably can't say a lot of the things that she's like, you know? But like the stuff that she is saying, there's probably no like clauses too. She's just going on and like firing,

but she probably can't talk about like her management and like stuff like that. But then that's where the confusion comes into me because it's like, wouldn't you think that like if you just want to be putting out art and all this stuff and you don't want to be famous, like you wouldn't be interested in having managers and potential like events and all this stuff and like being thrown into like this stuff.

Like I, that's what I don't understand. I guess just like to end it, like we'll see. Like we'll just, we'll see. I'm rooting. I'm streaming pink pony club forever.

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and say like all the shit that she did like all the trifling she was doing and she goes she was only ever trifling because he was trifling. So to me, PEMDAS cancels the fuck out. I said this last night. If a guy cheats on you and you cheat on him back, you did not cheat.

That is PEMDAS and they cancel out and you cannot convince me otherwise. PEMDAS has nothing to do with cross cancellation. My girl, my girl.

What, what, what? PEMDAS has nothing to do with cross cancellation. PEMDAS is like, whatever, it doesn't even matter. Order of operationsDAS is like whatever it doesn't matter order of operations so am I just saying cross cancel

yeah canceled cross country we should have let her know sooner this is the most important part of the situation so he's threatening to say this is what you've been doing all along. Threatening to say it online.

And she goes online and she says, listen, I'll tell everyone myself. In fact, I did this, this, this, and this,

and I was fucking takeoff while he was still alive. Oh, I didn't know. And she said, and I miss it. And I miss my nights with takeoff. And, and he was like,

he comments in her comment section, like tell everybody how you were fucking when she when you were pregnant right and she goes on twitter and just tweets and i did and i did and i did but i think i think it's like that's awesome like i feel like so many even just like girls in their normal life deal with like a shitty fucking guy trying to hold shit over their head and gaslight them and manipulate them even though the guy's the cheater and the shitty one like taking that power back and saying bitch i'll expose myself you're still a piece of shit is yeah and she says she's like listen you're a good dad

you're all right but you are you've never been good enough for me i've always been better than you and see you later um i've seen like some clips but i haven't known like all of this kind of on a whole tangent like like i'm i'm not gonna suck your ego so you have to go fuck these like other bitches like she was calling them lots of things that i don't think i should say but like so you have to go fuck these other bitches because they'll gas you and like i won't like you know what i mean and she was like i don't regret my kids like and cardi b is a good wife have you seen her like she's cooking she's cleaning she's like she's the best mom i love her and i clean oh my god honestly go off cardi that's insane i didn't know any of that and i feel i really do feel like she's gonna pop out in a new relationship that is gonna fucking gag everyone like i i want to see cardi b with like liam hemsworth bad example but i'm are just like i don't know who's like a great guy

like a tom holland type of like not tom holland uh dave chapelle like just someone that's like so different from him and like won't fuck on her dave chapelle might be married i'm just saying but all yeah he is married and also i don't think we're thinking good well i love dave chappelle but someone who would treat her right and is successful in like a different realm like i see cardi b and jeff bezos yeah i feel like cardi b and zach efron babe i was gonna say like michael cera that's just your dream man as hell yeah i get it i do understand michael cera's everything or an alligator hunter honestly god she's so maybe i need an alligator hunter amari that would be really really funny if like your next relationship was just like you in the bayou

uh-huh just following in lana's footsteps mama knows best sloshing through like a tour guide oh Oh my God. Let me call him. I wanted to talk about Vincent and Sam on TikTok, but I don't know if anyone else is a Vincent and Sam stan. I've met them before, but they broke up. That's what you're talking about. Yes, their breakup is just tearing me into shreds.

I met them in person, and I just loved their content together for so long. And you know he did something. Do you ever watch the couple breakup videos? And one of like one person is like, yeah, we're breaking up. It's been a long time coming. Like, listen, we still love each other. We're great friends, but we're breaking up. And then the other person's like, I don't think he did something.

I think it's like, no, I just think she wanted out and he maybe didn't like he's like their relationship was just like i'm heartbroken their job too like i feel like it just became too much like we have to do this we have to do this and it's like some days you don't want to do this and some days this person's ready to do this and it's like i'm ready why aren't you and it's like i'm tired like you know it's just like i feel like that going on for so long. Oh yeah, monetizing your relationship is absolutely always going to be like ridiculous and hard. But I just, I was super parasocial with them. Like I loved their relationship so much, their breakup.

When I met them in person, like just like out of party in LA, like a couple of years ago, I was just like. Like you want to be like mom and dad. Like I love them so much. It's like the guy with the Long Island accent and like the little blonde girl. And he's like, why the fuck are you wearing that and they're like super cute no

oh my god vincent and sam i want answers i want answers we want answers please tell us why you broke up like i i need to know um the only other thing i was gonna talk about was just my old youtube content like the it's been recirculating on my For You page and when I got arrested for Coachella, like, my frontal lobe is, like, I swear it's developing even more

because, like, even just how we were talking about the content of my old shows and old story times, there was a point in my life I got arrested at Coachella

and obviously, I had a follow-up in court. I had to go back to Indio, California and I had to go to court. Wait,

Amari goes with me. I film an entire YouTube video, get had to go to court. Wait, Amari goes with me. I film an entire YouTube video. Get ready with me for court. Like get dressed with me for court. I vlog it. You know, this is the first time I ever called paparazzi on myself. Like the beginning to a major, major cycle.

She made a monster. I'm like at court in Palm Springs. Like just like, how'd you get Kevin Wong out there? Dude, Elijah Daniel helped me. I really don't know. It's just him with a camera. Like Maddie knew who she was at a very young age.

Like I just was like PR stunt galore. And then there's like outlets right next to the Palm Springs court. So after I'm like doing a Gucci haul, you just went to court. And like imagine the judge like seeing that type of content surrounding it like I'm surprised I didn't get anything like she was in like a blazer literally yesterday like the fake glasses to court is great like one Google search and like he know he fucked me with the Halloween costume yes like like I know she was wearing like a corset dude under the fucking bodysuit like slutty like

bodysuit literally skinny jeans like yeah push-up bra all of it it's just so bad I think I want to start getting back into that unhinged era like I think you're still in you're in a different type of unhinged era like unhinged youtube i think is what i mean like get ready with me to cuss someone out like yeah like just more like i don't know i i miss being unhinged on youtube as of late we miss it too the people miss it the people miss the og tanamojo maybe we should do like a high chilies mukbang later my chilies is four away i'm like my joint is downstairs i'm like in the meet and greet started and the meet and greet has started okay um we're in

providence rhode island and we fucking love you guys the all of the east coast cities after today are completely done. And Brooke deeply cares about ending this podcast. No, I don't. No, not ending it forever, like closing this episode out. I care. Who said that? I'm just trying to get my chillies here.

And now we are back to the West Coast. Our next show is in Denver, Colorado. I'm going to be zooted on stage. I'm so excited. Makoa gets here soon. You're going home to see your man. We got nothing. I'm on the hunt for mine. Okay, we love you guys.

And thank you so much for listening to another On The Road episode of The Cancelled Podcast. Leave comments below about anything you want us to talk about in upcoming episodes, just because we're on tour and the content, you know, we can only get as much as we can out here. Okay, that was horrible English.

But yeah, leave some comments below and let us know what you want us to talk about in the future episodes. Because we just want to give you what you want to hear. But we love you guys so very much. And we're about to do this Providence, Rhode Island meet and greet where I'm going to kiss some of your faces and probably get you sick. Bye. We love you. This is the most unhinged shit I've ever done. I actually just walked out to a whole meet and greet and I said, who has lore?

These bitches apparently have lore. This is Sydney and Erica. I'm excited. Wait, what are your names? I'm sorry. Sydney. Wait. Sydney.

And Erica. Hello, Sydney and Erica. I felt like we haven't had the opportunity to ever interview a canceled fan. And you got to be kind of fucking deranged to want to come to our show. I was just saying we were sitting outside waiting in line. And we're like, I feel so at home and amazing. Because I know all these girls around me are just as crazy and just have so much lore. You just gave me goosebumps.

Yeah. These are our people. We're like we're around. Oh, it makes me so happy. Have you guys made any friends out there already? We haven't. I was honestly eavesdropping on like all their conversations. What are they saying?

No. So actually, I was going to say that I said this to her. I'm like, I feel so weird because i'm literally just like this reading everyone's shirts because everyone has like funny shit on their shirts can i say a quote from one girl's shirt that i thought was really funny this girl had a shirt that said i'm not a gynecologist but i know a nice one wait i love it like everyone's yeah no it was our new merch that we might have to steal that we really might have to so funny so you guys i have some questions for you um why are you a fan of the canceled podcast you guys are probably honestly this is like a sentimental answer but i think

you guys remind me of our friendship we say all the time that like we see us and you guys because we just love to have so much fun and like we're funny like you know like you talk your shit our our humor is you guys like literally the second that you guys post anything like we're like oh my god did you see that like brooke and tana did this like did you see what they said on the thing like we're like this is so brooke and tana coded we're like wait how cute wholesome no it's true like we were thinking about what we were gonna say to you guys we're like oh my god we're gonna say like we're so nervous and like little did you know no literally no because i'll just say it now then i was we were gonna say like first of all we were gonna say that you're the epicenter of our universe you're adam sandler but also like we just we always say we're

like we're your best friends you just don't know it like we should be friends now we are so now we are now we do here's what i want to know though you can't like us and say that you're like us if you're not fucking insane as well yeah arguably right yeah no you guys have any unhinged lore that you want to show like what's the craziest thing you've ever done to a man so my ex-boyfriend he was like a drug addict i dumped like one of my drinks on top of his head on my birthday trip because he disrespected me and i just full-on just dumped my drink on his head in front of everybody amari has a very similar story she dumped a drink on his head oh yeah like no hesitation like i made a joke because like i'm hilarious so i said a joke and everyone laughed except for him because he like hated me for some

reason and then dating a man that hates you though is a canon event like like why like so i said something funny i don't even know what it was and then he was like dumped my white claw on top of his head it was literally a white claw and he was white girl all over yeah and he was the victim and he was mad and I and like I was the villain do you know what I found out the other day

that if you throw a drink in someone's face and it's an alcoholic beverage it's illegal it's actually like seriously illegal because they can like

you can hurt their eyes or whatever but if it's water it's not I've actually heard you say that before what if it's like orange juice

like acidic apparently water is a misdemeanor alcohol is a misdemeanor I knew that I knew that I've actually heard you say that before. What if it's like orange juice? Like acidic. Apparently water is a misdemeanor. Actually, I knew that. I knew that from your plane story when you like met that couple that was so rude to you on a plane. You had pink hair. Yes. That one.

And you said that in that video. Oh, my God. That's how I remember it. Wait. I have to show you something right now. Going to my notes. Okay. Tana, Brooke, and Trish quotes. I have.

Because every time you say something funny, I need to remember it. Because I don't remember it. Okay. I'll give you an example. They have a whole WhatsApp list of things that we've said. Tana, my first concert was Drake Bell, and I think that's what turned me into a slut.

I was like, slut me out, Drake. It really fucking was oh my god or when trish said ed sharon looks like a starbucks barista that's always a good one and he does or trish said i just love abel i love people who look like me talking about the weekend stop i need more this is the best and then of course i have mary or no not marianne what's her name what was the winery no the winery winery girl oh we shouldn't say her name again oh right okay you tana she fucking taps me on the shoulder again this woman i've never met anyone who flaps their fucking gums like this i get that one from page because page always tells me to stop flapping my

gums it's literally no yeah camp no camp so you guys live in providence no we live in connecticut we live in connecticut yeah all the way from here uh 40 45 minutes yeah it was yeah 45 minutes yeah my mom drove us shout out stephanie oh my god she's so cute she's sick and she still drove us she's best that's okay wait i have a question so how long have you been like watching i guess like me like did your mom at did i feel like a girl yesterday told me like my mom took my ipad away because i was watching you like does your mom approve did you ever get in trouble i i showed actually when i was at a concert i was showing my mom your whole instagram because i'm like this is my outfit in swell i'm like this is who brooke is like i need to dress

like her but that was like recently i've been watching you since i was in like sixth grade i think what do you feel like I taught you at that time? How to be a bad bitch. Okay, honestly, that was a nice answer. I love it so much. And how to be funny and how to like really care about your friends and have a really great friendship. But like humor over everything.

Like you guys are just so funny and you're like just amazing. Stop. You guys together, like just your dynamic. I really wanted you guys to come in here and be like, fuck you bitches. And then this was like so much fun. Could you imagine if we were like- This is so wholesome and I love it. And honestly,

you guys are the perfect choices because you're so well spoken. Oh my God. I would have panicked. I would have been like, oh. No, no,

no, no. I actually like when, when we were, I, I've never felt like I was in a dream more. I'm like, what?

No, because we have been saying this entire time. We're like, what? I'm not kidding. We were walking down the stairs after we had just gotten ready. And I was like,

we're like, they're, they're going to like, like, like us. Like they're going to like, do you think they're going to like remember us and like, maybe like,

you know, talk about us and be like, Oh yeah, Sydney and Erica. Like they really, really cool. Like whatever. No.

And we literally said, we're like, we're being delusional right now. Like, no, but it's all about being delusional. It's man. Yes.

Last night I did my big one. Like, I'm not kidding. Like I got really like too drunk like at my i just did my big one like i just oh my god but you feel great today i feel really good that's good you have to feel great do you guys get anxiety get what no hangs did you say anxiety yeah honestly i i really don't only because like my memory gets really bad like even if I don't get super drunk Like I won't remember but I can't even reason that there's so much anxiety I have a whole story about that

But like the fact that like I don't know what I did is what gives me the anxiety What I did I like stabbed someone like I know Your face is like plastered everywhere like one Tina came to play and you're like wait what happened no yeah we were we were like cosplaying tina before we came here because we were talking about because we we stopped at the liquor store and got alcohol and because we you know we wanted to have a couple high noons like yeah have you know get a little buzz right yes and and i was like no we're gonna meet them we're gonna be like oh my god you're so good at them. We're going to be like, oh, Megan.

You're so good at the Tina impression. Thank you so much. I thought so. I thought as much. Well, you guys are definitely not Tina level because you're not trying to break this. You know what I mean? I might be Tina level later. Yeah, you might be Tina level on stage, but that just provides for some tea. What's our pre-show drink?

Your pre-show drink? Tequila. Oh, thank you. I'm a tequila girl. No, because because she just said let's get tequila i'm like we know i have ptsd because we went to fort lauderdale this past spring break and we there was like the liquor store sucks so all we could get was tequila and like we wanted to make tequila soda with lime but they didn't have it no so we had to get like the squeeze lime so we were it was terrible that was when i was on my diet because i wanted to look like a skinny queen in fort lauderdale so like the best drink you can have is either wine but that's boring so we were like tequila soda or like vodka soda so it's like

the healthiest thing you can drink and like you get drunk i had a tequila water era because i was like i literally it's like does water not like dilute does water not dilute the alcohol it does to where that's like it makes it easier to go down but like and you're not as hungover because it's water like you know what i mean i guess that's true it's kind of kind of just tastes like shit okay wait wait now we're gonna try that later tonight we're like no like tana said so here i go oh no here i go because this morning my mom was actually asking me she's like so what's like what's now my parents like use my my phrases which is your phrases too.

Yeah. Our boyfriend too. Like lore camp, like everything. That's so like, my brothers would be like, Oh, I guess we're going camping.

Like they make fun of the fact that I say camp. And my mom was just like, so like, I'm just confused. Like, is this a concert? Like, what is it?

I'm like, no, it's something like a concert. Like we're going to watch our favorite people, but also like this, these people, like you are just everything on the internet. Like I feel like, am I wrong? Like I feel like you started like lore camp. You just, no, no.

I give it all to the gays. I give it all to the gays. But I will say you guys just fucking love us. And I appreciate all the nice words. Like I love you equally. I just feel like you, you own it though. Like that's yours. Bitch, move in with with me you're gassing me too hard wait you guys both have boyfriends yeah do you like them goals yeah well yeah i oh my god um i i actually

i'm dating um this guy who's who's a good amount older than me he's 27 but he owns a restaurant so like that's that's hot yeah yeah it's an italian restaurant it's pretty good yeah and he's a good guy he's the best have you guys ever like been cheated on gone through some crazy shit yeah my my ex-boyfriend um he went on he's like where i date my brother's friends like that's like my thing apparently it's kind of an easy layup though like it's like they're in the house already yeah so no exactly just like sneak down to the basement like whatever and he cheated on me he slept with his ex-girlfriend in a hotel room next to my brother did your brother tell you did your brother tell you did i kill my brother no did your brother

tell you he didn't know we found out later so like the balls seriously yeah the wherewithal like seriously what is going on yeah they were like in vermont and i was young like this was this was like early high school i was like a sophomore and i yeah did you crash out did you were you like nice about it and just moved on bigger person i didn't find out until later when i was already dating his best friend oh good good good okay so you're just like us for real i knew that's when you found out i i was kind of in the same situation i was like beginning high school my first real boyfriend he was like doing some shit on snapchat and then he started dating the girl he was like texting like wanting to hang out oh you're so cute and then they started

dating i'm like okay well now i think the girl's stupid because it's like you knew that like he had a girlfriend how you get him right and look where they are now at least you didn't crash out okay like i would have probably had sex with the girl like put it all on my story like just good for you you know what i mean well guys i love you so much i think we have to meet and greet but we wanted to have we just we've never had people who come to our shows on the pod and you guys are really, really sweet girls, beautiful angels.

The best day of my life. And I love you so much. Like I can like die now. Like I'll die. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming on the canceled podcast. We love you. Thank you.

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