Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - 99: TANA GOT IN A FIGHT WITH AN INFLUENCER IN VEGAS…

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

It's our 100th episode of the Cancelled Podcast, Brooke apologizes to Britney Furlan and Tana gets stalked in Vegas! Tana Mongeau Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tanamongeau/ Tana Mongeau Twitter: https://twitter.com/tanamongeau Tana Mongeau TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@tanamongeaulol Brooke Schofield Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brookeschofield/ Brooke Schofield Twitter: https://twitter.com/BroookeAmber Brooke Schofield TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@brookeschofield1 Brooke Schofield YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzCVovj7tfqnV2lIkaVk35A Produced by: https://instagram.com/oscaralva

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operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Hello and welcome back to the Cancelled Podcast. That was a good strong one. That was a really good strong one. It feels so good to be on this couch. I just feel like, even just back in the real world, I feel like I have so many more topics and I'm just... Just a reset, if you will.

Yes. Back in LA, how are you feeling? We're feeling great. My pitch for today's look, if you guys are... I always want to say visual listener. I don't know what the... If you're watching this, you see that we've got some stuff on our head. My pitch for today was mean girls.

I really wanted to play into the mean girl. Okay. Here's my problem with Tana, you guys. Tana sometimes will decide day of that she wants to go with a theme on the podcast. For example, the episode where I had to wear a sexy Christmas costume. Okay. My leg hair. But hair is so good. And my leg hair was at least two inches long.

And I was sitting beside my idol. And you made me wear that fucking sexy Santa costume. You didn't even tell me I was going to have to wear it. And you mocked me, though. You looked amazing. But you can't day of tell me something like that because she wanted to be Regina, which is a very obvious look. But who am I?

I was I was pitching. I'm a mouse, duh. Yeah, which is lingerie, by the way. It's funny because I think the problem is that I'm going through my house right now, especially so this is very prevalent to me. Like, I just have everything, right? So it's like, oh, my God, you need to shave your legs. We've got an epilator.

We've got a wax strip system. We've got razors from 2017 that i haven't thrown away like you know but that's not you know in any normal job you couldn't be like just shave your legs you're right it's definitely an hr violation but i think everything we do is wait really quickly i want to acknowledge something huge i'm inserting i'm inserting the photo right now oscar you're not real. This is unreal. This is our 100th episode? This is our 100th episode Halloween special.

Take the Peppa hat off, Tana. Oh my God, really? You know what's really alarming about that? Everything. We've had canceled for four years. No, we haven't had canceled for four years. Yes, we've had it since 20... There's no way I was 22. Canceled turned four like a little while ago.

Like that's not a joke at all. But we did have like a year off almost. It's so funny because it's like to me, if you genuinely asked me before Oscar just put that blimp in the room, like what episode we were on, I would have told you like 275. Matter of fact, if i was in a business meeting and like people asked me like oh how many episodes have you shot i would have been like

275 even the other day i was again going through fucking shit and i found that red carpet that we rolled out for our like award show episode yeah they canceled awards that feels like like the matt rife interview like i feel like i made that osama bin laden joke fucking five years ago a lifetime ago but that's the point like we really have had canceled okay for so long but what what's the what's the date on that because it's almost four years that we've had it and keep in mind we erased like a lot of episodes 2021 july 2021 that's crazy so anyway we should be long past our 100th episode but nonetheless today is our 100th episode that's crazy so anyway we should be long past our 100th episode but nonetheless today is our 100th episode that's actually like pathetic it is you want to you want to know why i feel that way because i look at like therapist is on it's like 600th episode and he started like

six months ago oh my god okay well congratulations on his tour by the way you know what you know what i was hoping for like a phrase to just come to me in that moment the thief of joy thank you i was gonna go for like it's the climb or something i don't fucking know you know what i want to talk about just off rip immediately speaking of canceled and i guess it's 100 episodes right last episode i go read the comments as i do right oh i had to stop you know i go I go read them. I go check in. I'm like, you know, what are the people saying? Right. Top comment. They're so I don't even know what the word would be like reserved now.

Like they're so you know what I mean? Like they're not going to talk their shit now. Like this is I just I miss the old council when they weren't reserved and yada yada. Here's what I'm going to fucking say if I have something to be unreserved about and if my 10-year career doesn't show this as well I have never and will never be reserved if I could be reserved I would have a completely different life okay it's not like you're like withholding information there is nothing I think that could happen to make me then come on this mic and be reserved like I think some people are considering us like careful, like sometimes when like

controversial topics come up, we're like careful, which we normally wouldn't have been. But I don't even think I have been being that careful. I don't know. Here's what I'm going to say, though. I think obviously coming off of the high of like Alyssa and Clinton and whatever, then if we have an episode where we're just talking about I was gonna say farting but I'm done that's that was the other comment stop talking about shitting I'm sorry we all do it sometimes there's more if a new one of those happen tomorrow you don't think I'm gonna

come on like you know what I mean like if I saw Jason Nash panhandling on Sunset and sorry Tana we're waiting for a controversy to fall into our lap I mean and it's not that I'm preying on one but I'm just saying anyone who thinks that I'm ever going to be fucking reserved, it doesn't, maybe you need to read up on a little Tana Mongeau lore, okay? Because it's just like, I don't know, that was blowing my mind.

Like I'll read many one. Did you know that you were one of the 50 most influential influencers of the year? The Hollywood Reporter named me one of the most 50 influential influencers of this year which is very nice and an honor and my manager sent me the invite to that and here's the thing about la right like i just see the thing and it's like a list influential hollywood event right but like they call everything that you know like it could actually be a dinner with like Vine stars and like David Dobrik alumni and like addicted models.

And they're going to call it like creator A-list Hollywood influencer event. So now when I just see that shit, I'm like, OK. Right. Right. And then it actually was like an honor and an amazing event. And I like just missed it because I assumed it was like a dinner with like suzy and nick from the vlog squad and like oh man i didn't need to attack them they're sweet they're sweet they can live well anyway congratulations that is a that is a very high honor you've been so um decorated these days

oh i have so many fucking topics i don't even know where to begin i do too wait first of all should i start with my apology oh yeah you're sorry i forgot yeah i'm sorry i have another apology to issue i didn't understand why it was a big deal but like then i saw like once she explained it i was like okay i get it but i have to issue a formal apology to britney furland okay she britanny for land britney ferlin she obviously dm me on her podcast she said like she tried a bunch of times like i really don't think that well i mean i guess i believe her but like i check my dms all the time i never saw it until that day but she dm me and she was like why are you saying you made out with my husband and like my initial thought was like what the fuck like what are you even talking about but then i remembered I did say that I fully said that on your vlog because remember when we were

kind of doing like our our little like embellishment of things that happened at Coachella like we saw Jeff Bezos for a from afar so obviously Ari ran him over Ari did kind of run Jeff Bezos over I'm not gonna hold you but I get what you're saying. I think that you and I just say shit. And it's like Tommy Lee's lore. Like I love Motley Crue. I love the dirt. Like it's, you know what I mean?

It's a. I want to explain it as that. So that's. You're also drunk at Coachella and you're not thinking about Britanni for Lond. You know? Okay. Relax. Because this is a genuine apology.

Because if someone came online and was talking about kissing my husband i'd i would yeah that's the thing that's the thing but here's the thing to me tommy lee is like like justin bieber like he's like one of the most famous people in the world so i'm not thinking in my head like that is somebody's husband i'm thinking that is tommy lee so in my head i'm like oh i saw him from fucking 20 feet away i just made out with tommy lee like like spread the word yeah like silly joke it's funny you and i went to check the raw footage too to see if we cut out of just kidding didn't at all we didn't so apparently I did not say just kidding but I think I just assumed I mean I know that you would know that I was kidding yeah I should have assumed that the audience doesn't know that I'm kidding yes okay so

that's where I went wrong also we are you just can't say that because I mean he really like I did really see him so it's like it is technically plausible but the reason i feel like apologizing is because in her own comments people are like girl don't be stupid like your husband totally did that and like it it absolutely did not happen it is not true at all and they're so cute that's the thing when i like because she dm'd me and i was like oh britanny fer Verland just DM'd me. Tana, Tana. I love Tana. I'm just kidding.

But I saw, the pep hat's crazy, dude. I just looked in the viewfinder. When I saw she DM'd me, I love her. I love her and Tommy Lee. I keep up with all of their lore, like his little gardening shtick and all the stuff that they do. And her TikTok's about him being her husband.

She's funny as fuck. See, I think if I had been more hip to that, I probably wouldn't have made that joke but in my head he it's like well i shouldn't say that but he's tommy lee yeah in my head i honestly in my head i barely even think he's alive still like i just think oh i think he's just like a legend you know what i'm saying but then listen to this listen to my luck tana i tell me why i'm on a fucking JSX flight the other day and I land at the JSX airport. There's not a person there, not a soul. I saw a tumbleweed go by

and the only fucking person sitting there is fucking Tommy Lee. I swear on my life. I literally- Imagine right now you're just doubled down. You're like, and after we fucked in the bathroom. I'm fucking kidding. I'm fucking kidding i'm fucking

kidding after the clip is already like going around and i'm already like i just i don't want to be involved in anything like that on online right now anyway so i'm like oh my god like god forbid he looks at me and like knows what happened so then i thought about it i'm like should i go up to him and apologize and then i'm like absolutely not absolutely not so i literally just like fucking sleuthed out of there so fast and i was that was the end of it but honestly i did not kiss your husband and i am sorry for saying that i thought it would be like automatically everyone just knows that that's like my humor and it's a joke but it's not a joke but you know what i'll say something really quick about her co-host her co-host i'm sorry is sitting

there and she's like well it's brooke scofield you know she just makes things up and i'm like ouch first of all and here's i'll raise you this okay if you know that tidbit of information then you know that it is pronounced tana and so i will say she should have corrected if she is so knowledgeable about the canceled podcast she should have said it's actually tana marie thank you it's like what just what world are we fucking living in i'm not just like making things up by the way i say that i like lying i'm not just making things up all the time i'm talking about like oh like well like i kissed tommy lee at coachella i mean like that's the kind of like harmless which is actually not that harmless to lie maybe you guys kind of clocked me

you know what i really liked is that you went through every motion in that yeah and now i'm back to apologizing britney i was wrong britney and justice for britney stop accusing honestly it's sad because everyone in the comment even dave on bffs which i never want to be spoken about on bffs ever again is he's like no i think she did it but i'm not a homewrecker i'm trying to think about if i have any more thoughts on this sorry i definitely thought she thought my name was tana that's really just i was really that i wasn't expecting that but then again who am i to think that okay i think it just goes down to like if we're mutuals and like like the co-host knowing about cancel like whatever but obviously people call me Tana every day in my real life like you know what I mean like

if I go to the DMV they're gonna say not that I'm going there but phonetically like what would actually make sense like Starbucks and shit is gonna say it is Tana because like Lana and okay but think about like Dan Tana's no one calls it Dan Tana's and like montana yeah but does that prefix make that a different i don't know i definitely think my parents were stupid oh do you know what i mean like i don't think phonics was their leading point i think i'm distracted i'm like really high energy today and i don't know what to do it's all bottled up inside of me listen britanny for lawn we i'm just kidding i need to stop um yeah you shouldn't have said that yeah i respect your marriage i'm so sorry i did not kiss your husband in fact i did not get within 20 feet of him he was just behind me at um some

random medium set that i was at yeah i think you were just ill-informed drunk and making a silly joke to me that i obviously got was a joke and we do that a lot we'll make jokes for each other that we assume the audience is gonna get like if i say like oh yeah i i fucked i don't know who else is famous like that like steven tyler everyone would be like ha ha i don't know though because then when you put it that way like you think it's pot maybe i just shouldn't make those jokes that's a good takeaway especially with your boyfriend your new boyfriend i do have a boyfriend how fun so fun brooke has a boyfriend i feel like this is the first time in our lives where we've ever had a boyfriend at the same time well i guess maybe like a clinton x whoever the fuck i was not a

boyfriend that was a lizard yeah do you have any you want to share anything about your new fucking boyfriend i don't know i think that like once it's good to not yeah and once i say things i can't take them back but i can i can slowly say things over time i would rather just keep this one for my for my own self for a second yeah but i'm having lots of fun you've been like you could talk about how like because this is kind of light-hearted how you've been like build a bitching this man oh no that's not true but everybody knows like my thing is like adapting my entire personality to a man which is shameful and you shouldn't do it okay and i feel like i don't know why i do that but like i think it's like if you're insecure like usually i'm going

after guys who like i'm not that like secure in there like it's not reciprocated yeah that much so i feel like i have to change myself to make myself into like what they would want i have no doubts about this man so i'm like whatever i can just be yourself i can slay in my which is great my pumpkin hat and he's gonna yeah he's gonna love you for you but i did make him buy a couple hats and shirts with horses on them this man because now i've like really like i really like i go home now to arizona and i'm like you know what this is where i came from and this is me so yes he does have a hat with a horse on it now that i bought it it's just so funny because this

man is like hype beast galore he's not a hype beast he would be so he would be so offended if he heard you say that he's not at all well he's gonna wear a graphic with like a basketball player on it he might enjoy like a travis scott sneaker he might enjoy he wouldn't he wouldn't he's a new balance sneaker okay maybe maybe he likes he just likes sports but he's not a hype beast i like tried to say that the other day and he really got sad anyway that's all my information to offer but like slowly putting him in hats with horses and shit on it is so fucking funny. Well, I got that. That's what I see me with McCullough though. Like, you know what I mean?

Like he's very like Hawaii button up and I'll be like, check out this diesel crew neck while I'm in a pepper crochet hat. Makes no sense. Well, I only got the horse things because we're going to the ranch tomorrow. That's cute. I can't have him wearing like a Lakers shirt at the ranch. Like he needs to have like a horse on his shirt. Yeah.

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halloween and it is my favorite fucking holiday I love a Tana we moment I love going full out but there's two factors here right now okay well actually three factors whenever I do my Halloween all out like it is expensive as fuck and it takes up all my time for the entire month and I'm really busy right now let's talk about October being your worst month like and it's just it's photo shoots it's full glam all day like I really commit to the bit to serve the that I want to serve and last year on November 1st I like the way I felt was like just like my skin was raw from the amount of glam and taking it off like my my fucking scalp was bleeding from taking extensions in and out and putting wigs on like I had just spent like 20 grand on photo shoots that I'm doing all day every day exhausted also while going out to all the Halloween events and serving other looks

like my ribs were like a little shifted from corsets right and a part of me was like oh my god I'm kind of making myself like hate my favorite holiday because of my desire to serve my desire to serve is sucking the joy out of this for me right Right. Yeah. And also just like I have a boyfriend, like I have no desire to go out and like be slutty and hot and like be seen in that like way. Obviously, like I'm like fucking married. I've also done so much like I've done every fucking costume. Absolutely ever. Right.

And so this year I was kind of like, OK, if I do it, I think I want to just be funnier with it. Like I've I've been every fuck. I've been Pamela Anderson at CVS at this point. Like I've been every Pamela down to like making up my own ones. Right. Like a part of me is like me and Amari really want to be like Dr. Phil and Steve Harvey. Right.

Like hilarious. Like a part of me really wants to like think outside the box. I want to be Trisha as King Tut really bad this year. Like a bunch of shit like that. But then yesterday I posted a TikTok as, like I said, going through the house, I found a soap and loofah costume that I have had for five years now. And I was like, I need to throw this away. But before I do like McCohen, I should just put it on and like make a TikTok and fuck around. Right. And then I post this TikTok and it's like, first of all all i forgot how much a struggling influencer can really just get their

money up and not their funny up with halloween engagement you know and all the comments just being like so excited for me to like do it and now i'm like fuck like mccoy and i have to be avatar there's no choice so i need oh because of the avatar porn. I was like, wait, why? Like I need. So now I need to find like a gay makeup artist at one of the WeHo bars who's willing to put special effects on my cooch, you know? Yeah. And you do want to be blue. Well, you could you could knock like a couple of things out. You could be like a Smurf and avatar and you could just be blue the whole week.

Imagine my skin was just like, what's that movie? Big Fat Wire. It's kind of fitting for us. Sorry again, Brie Tony. You could be Violet from Willy Wonka. imagine my skin was just like what's that movie big fat wire it's kind of fitting for us sorry again you could be violet from willy wonka you could really be a lot with just being blue i'm trying to figure out if i want to go all in this year or not and i don't know i do think it'd be funny if we were trisha's like if you were like what's trisha when she's like in the army yeah i think she was in the military i wanted to dress as trish in the military like

helmet and all like laying in the sand but i feel like that's like stolen valor and i'm not really in that like i feel like i should probably just avoid that right now i guess there's a lot of other trish's you could be to just yeah there's a lot i could i'll be like oh i'll be trish from the eminem video oh that's iconic but then trish is being jessica simpson in that so it's like am i being trish as jessica are you gonna blonde wig it I've never wigged it I think you should wig it I could wig it I think my era of Halloween is like painting pumpkins and like cooking pumpkin things that was my other point I'm doing sober October and also just sober forever so it's like my desire to attend Halloween events and getty image it up and serve in that way and

make tiktoks with all the tiktokers who are you know what i mean like i don't know how much i have that in me i'm very you know last year though i stayed home on halloween to hand out candy and i bought an entire box of king-size chocolate bars because i've always wanted to be that person and then not one child came to my house and like we had to eat them all we had to like i don't think you had to but i get how that could happen that's so sad actually isn't that really sad but this is like a neighborhood that you would think that a lot of kids would go walking in i know it might be like the big scary security outside and like the big big doors before my door well i guess you yeah you can't just like it's not you don't just walk up to your front door maybe people did come and they were knocking

on your gate yeah i did go through and honestly i thought about it myself like if i could disguise myself as a child because yesterday i did do a drive-by at the menendez house what should we talk about the menendez no but yeah that's what i was gonna what I was going to say. I was going to say like that is like a neighborhood where I would love to go trick-or-treating because I'm like, you know, they're giving king size out like everything. Oh, because it's in Beverly Hills. Yeah.

Absolutely. It's all boarded up. Like they have like a fence in front of it. We just drove by yesterday because it was like it's in Beverly Hills. Yeah. And it's in, yeah. I mean, I definitely want to talk about it

because I'm seeing a lot of different takes on the internet and I have a very hot take on this whole situation that I might get some hate on. I don't know. Uh-oh. Give it to me and I'll let you know if you're completely wrong or not because I am so deeply invested.

I've never, I have not consumed anything but Bonita's Brothers content for the past like- Same, honestly. I watched like 80% of the show. I was just kind of in and out. I started it on tour. Okay. I know there's a lot of people feel one way or the other about the show because of Brian Murphy of the show. I was just kind of in and out. I started it on tour. Okay. I know there's a lot of

people feel one way or the other about the show because of Brian Murphy, the director, like they're saying that he might not have done them as much justice as they deserve,

et cetera. I think they even said that. Yes. One of the Menendez brothers also said his favorite movie is Zootopia. I really hope he gets to get out

before Zootopia 2 comes out. They've been doing like group calls with like fans and I'm on that side of TikTok, like of the fans that like call them and then they like update their lore after they get off the phone or whatever.

Okay, anyways, and I've said this about Gypsy Rose. Not that they're the same situation, but like I don't think killing someone if they are deeply abusing you and you are deeply trapped in that cycle of abuse is wrong. No, you're on the right side here. This is the, this is the, that's the popular opinion because it's like, Oh, what? Like gypsy Rose could have escaped. They could have escaped. Okay. Put yourself in that fucking situation and see if you can. And like, understand emotional

abuse and financial abuse and all of these different tiers of abuse can trap people in ways that most of us couldn't even fathom what those parents did in my opinion the world is a better place without them like i'm so fucking sorry i agree that goes without being said but it's like it is so fucking like the difference between the two trials and everything it's so once you really really like look into it i watched the series but then i also watched like the documentary where you like see the real thing and it's so fucking horrible but i honest to god i think that like you say what you want about tiktok and like the new age and stuff but like the fact like that is what is making everybody change their minds and stuff you know i fully agree and resurfacing something like in any other world

without social media this probably would never Justice for them would probably have never resurfaced To such a mass wide audience And be this talked about right I mean the trial also happened before the Me too movement so it was like Obviously people were way Way less like First of all open like

To talk about sexual abuse but also like Believing men And their defense attorney had just gotten someone off for like a murder abuse situation right before their trial so then i think a lot of if i'm correct i think a lot of their trial was the other side saying well she just gets off killers right yeah and then that probably swayed the jury in a way that it wouldn't have like all i fucking know is if someone did was doing that shit to me like their what their parents did to them or same with gypsy rose i wouldn't even just kill them if i if i was going to obviously you hope in every

scenario that it can end with escaping or not taking a life or whatever you hope that right but if you truly feel like in your world of abuse, that the only way out or to protect yourself is to end that life, right? I'm just trying to put myself in their shoes. I'd be playing a fucking game of Saw with the father. Do you know what I mean? It's like the toothbrushes and all the fucked, fucked, him losing his hair, like fucked up shit he was doing to them.

He was essentially playing a game of Saw with them for their entire lives so where is it like well they have done in my opinion they've like far surpassed like their time you know what i mean i feel like they can they have a hearing set for november i think oh i hope he gets to see zootopia i really think he will get to see zootopia honest to god because it's like i like, I heard like, I don't know. I don't know how legally how that works, like how you appeal that. But I know Kim Kardashian's in there trying to do some work. And like, I don't doubt that she can help. I agree with that.

I don't know. They didn't. That's just my personal take. The good that they have done since they've been in prison, like far surpassed. Like it's, I just saw a thing like there's and it's a whole list i saved it but like all the things that um eric and lyle have done like in prison to like help other people and help like other people who are sexually abused and like they've both graduated and then it's just like i i don't know i want to meet them and i'm just like even just hearing that it's just so sad it's so sad like just like everything

that they had to go through it's so sad but it's also very very happy because god like you know what i mean had people not taken so much interest in it now they might have just sat in prison forever which i really highly doubt they will now yeah i agree with that that's my whole take it's also really crazy to think about the connection between like oj the menendez family the kardashians like all of that isn't really did you get there yes yeah like robert shapiro being oj's lawyer and then yeah and like oj was in the cell directly next to eric yeah and so eric was like giving him legal advice and then i said just saw a photo today of like oj and um i don't know why i'm blanking on the dad's name he who fucking cares but oh it's crazy and jose menendez yes oj and jose menendez with like another guy they were like they had worked

together in some capacity or like known each other and like eric used to like throw footballs with oj in the backyard and like it's actually crazy the connection and then for kim kardashian kim kardashian beverly hills kim kardashian is like oj was like her godfather essentially and now she's it's just so interesting to me that this is like real life this isn't it is so fucking crazy that oj got out of jail yeah i don't know i like i honestly i'm not very educated on that trial at all but you should that's like a it's a crazy deep dive he like all i do though these days is watch like crime documentaries and and maybe this is a hot take like some people disagree but like oj fucking did that like you know what i mean so for him to get out is crazy and like how like you know

about like the if the glove fits i acquit i don't know anything about that oj in court when they were trying to like condemn him for killing whatever one of the things that they were doing was seeing if a glove found on the scene that was allegedly used to like, with the weapon, fit OJ's hand. And it didn't fit his hand. So then it was them saying essentially like,

it doesn't fit OJ, so he didn't do it. And that like was so viral. I don't like, let me stop talking. Yeah, I don't know anything about that, but that's my next thing to look into. But normalize not fucking talking about it if you don't know let me stop talking yeah i don't know anything about that but that's my next thing to look into but normalize not fucking talking about it if you don't know what you're

talking about yeah that's and oj also wrote a book called if i did it you should read that is he for real oh my god you need there's like this clip of oj like after like whatever some interviewer comes to like interview him for like national television as well It's not like this was like any other time You know what I mean like a date line or something And the interviewer the woman walks in and OJ just like As a joke is like Like scaring her like do you know Like it's OJ

Yeah I don't know if I feel I definitely don't feel the same way about him as I feel About the Menendez brothers no not at all That's a good take Like that take can stay. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course, BetRivers is the place.

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while we were talking about halloween costumes do you know what like Fashion Nova is out here doing? No, but do I want to know? I think you might need to know. Like it's just so funny to me. Okay, what's going on? It's nothing in like specifics. Oscar, can you pull up the Fashion Nova website, please? And I might have to get into this lore. Listen to me.

Because it is just cracking me up. Okay, so it's like hundreds of costumes like this. And I'm just, imagine being the model. And you just show up this day for an e-com job and you're like they're like here you are you're gonna be a receipt sriracha the long the long cvs receipt is apt like are you fucking kidding me keep scrolling wait but i'm gonna hit some of these and surprise all my corona oh the bag of the hot dogs is hilarious okay this first of all pumpkin pumpkin pie spice, chili powder.

Like, do we, do we need multiple seasonings? Yeah. Why did the Kool-Aid men? They made that poor man run through a set wall like that. Look at the fireball. Not ATM. Like, does that have one sale? You should get that to be honest.

Holy shit. Literally. Like, actually, that is actually what that is serving face in her holy shit costume go down come on there's hot shit too oh and the guy in the wiener costume and just like 99 wait 99 bananas alcohol needed a costume obsessed with the stanley cup though sugar daddy that's insane wait this is crazy i'm loving it craft singles i want it i need it i actually need it i love cheese okay that was i just really like i was looking for costumes obviously and i'm just imagining these models showing up like full fucking beat and they're like craft singles i always think about that like people who like are seriously actors or something and then they book a job and it's like hemorrhoid cream commercial and it's like same energy as fuck you know I would do it though have you ever had a hemorrhoid yeah it's just from when you push too hard but we can't go down this rabbit hole I'm sorry we really we're not allowed we're actually not allowed I'm sorry um okay I want to talk about beyonce it's our 100th episode

we forgot to thank beyonce i don't can you okay beyonce thank you i know i have the worst news i have the worst news okay i've been getting comments explaining to me that i'm i'm getting a little too millennial these days that's actually funny you say that because page has been telling me i'm such a fucking millennial but you're not i'm on the cusp okay okay because millennial starts in 90s like it's 97 on but like gen z goes all the way through 96 to my knowledge so i think or wait i just did the opposite but you know what i mean gen z anyway i'm at the end of 1996 so i am literally at the at the very cusp of gen z and millennial so i am technically i guess a millennial point is i don't fucking know what this beyonce stuff is well i feel you completely on the millennial shit i've been walking around saying like i was today years old and like page won't stop with me she's

like get a mustache on your finger like but first coffee like come on like she won't stop cooking me so i feel you i felt the same way about the beyonce thing actually it's funny because i saw it and i wasn't getting it and then i got livid i was like this is right after paige called me a millennial and i was like what i like so then i went down the rabbit hole right and i actually have some notes okay and this is one that you have to do your research on but you need to trust me with the things i'm saying to you right now like i need you to believe everything i'm saying wholeheartedly okay because it's hard to do okay okay okay sorry i had to throw that one in there yeah you know what britney ferland didn't say i made shit up okay pipe it tana okay so oh my god there's so fucking much, okay?

But if you look back at the history of like all award shows ever, every time any celebrity wins an award, Taylor Swift, a fucking, I just saw a clip of Kelsey Ballerini doing it. There's a clip of Britney Spears doing it. There's a clip of, and I mean hundreds of people, Adele, every time she wins an award, everyone. In their speech, out the nowhere, they are thanking Beyonce.

I do know that much, but I've never thought anything of it because Beyonce's the GOAT. Right. Okay, but. But nobody's thanking Taylor Swift like that. And that's who we. And it gets to the point where it's like in Britney Spears one, you can see that she is clearly reading off of a teleprompter that like she does, like clearly, okay?

Adele's done it like five times now. Anytime anyone is in an award category next to Beyonce, like, and they win, you see their like fear. Do you know what I mean? And like, they go up and they have to thank Beyonce. And like, now there's this whole theory as well. Obviously so many people now throughout all of this Diddy shit are saying that Kanye has been right about a lot of shit that he was saying that everyone was calling him crazy there's like a million instances right but then people are now

saying that when Kanye went up there and interrupted Taylor Swift because he said Beyonce had one of the greatest albums of all time that's what he interrupted her to say. That he was like saving her, essentially. And then J. Cole has this song, She Knows. And you need to listen to like the lyrics of this fucking song. Is that the one that's like, she knows. And everyone's saying like, he's saying Knowles kind of like Beyonce. And like, hold on. But are we venturing into like conspiracy theory?

We are. Territory. There's also a lot about how he's saying rest in peace to Aaliyah, rest in peace to left eye. Like there's a lot of stuff where like people are saying that Aaliyah, that Beyonce and Jay-Z might know a little more about alia's death than they lead on and like clips of beyonce interviews the day alia died and just like it's weird it's really it's all really i agree that it's weird but i just don't want to like i get scared with like the conspiracy stuff because it's like are we just actually crazy and reaching but i did i also saw something of someone being like imagine being beyonce and working your whole entire life and being like one of the most successful and talented people alive and then everybody makes makes it into like a conspiracy you're right and you do you do have

a point there i mean and again there's a million things to this as well like people saying wendy williams is crazy and now like wendy williams being like do you know who's jealous of beyonce i doubt like all this like we're whatever i don't know there's a million more things that that add to this but obviously people have always said that Beyonce and Jay-Z are the Illuminati or are whatever and honestly in my opinion there is no way that they have zero involvement that she didn't know she knows about like the Diddy shit you know what I mean and now that J. Cole song is also taken off of the internet completely like it's not on youtube anymore it's not on same with kanye west famous like everyone's saying like i made that bitch famous obviously it's about taylor

but everyone's saying that he's saying that because he saved her by saying beyonce like do you get what i'm saying uh and here's what i'll say about this theory is that if this were all the case i feel like kanye would have straightened straight up like got on the mic like this and already told us all that's fair i guess that is fair but also even the famous music video is this giant big bed with all these celebrities that look like taylor and look like a bunch of really fucking famous people and then people went in to compare that to diddy's actual giant bed that he had in the backyard and like have a hit put out on him which we know Diddy was doing or it can be assumed if Eminem says that I believe it I am such a conspiracy ass bitch like I will believe a conspiracy theory if I rabbit hole and

like a part of me doesn't I like I think this Beyonce shit might be true I think it's definitely possible and so that being said, thank you, Beyonce. Yeah, that's right. Because the canceled podcast would not be possible without her. I think 100 percent. But I am afraid of conspiracies because I am. Sometimes I see a look at myself in the mirror and I think I see my mother and it scares me. It's actually so fair.

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If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. We both had our hometown shows. Should we talk about that? Yeah, I'm down. We had our hometown shows. They're like, y'all are more reserved. We're like, no, we're not.

We had our hometown shows. They were amazing. Obviously, I was just so excited. It was so much fun. I weirdly had more fun At your hometown show Than mine Really

Just because it's Vegas And it's like fabulous And we had the big billboards And it was just like It was like dude Seeing a billboard of us On the Vegas strip Had me so

Fucking out of body And emotional Cause like I've stood Under that billboard You know what I mean Just like with nothing To my name And like

Right I was banned from the hotel That we had our show at That's what it was I like with nothing to my name and like right i was banned from the hotel that we had our show at that's what it was i feel like it was just it felt like such a full circle moment and like obviously it's your hometown so it's like dumb but i i swear i used to every single weekend me and nana my best friend would drive to vegas every single weekend of college i'm not kidding to go see fucking like marshmallow or chain smokers or whoever it is so on my flight to i i had come home to or i stayed in phoenix an extra day so i flew separately to vegas on my flight is alesso and the chain smokers okay and i'm we're flying we're all flying to vegas for our shows now and i'm thinking about and me and you were on the billboards now and i have a show

on the stage that we saw adam sandler at and i felt like so fabulous because i'm like this is the craziest like turn of events. It was like just the craziest full circle moment. And obviously having a green room of like all the people who loved you and supported you before you had anything to offer them is like the most special thing in the world. That was such a hard night for me to stay sober because like, oh, my God, everyone was just celebrating so hard. Oh, and I drank for the both of us. Yes, I did. At the hands of all of your friends.

Thank you very much. And I was not OK. for the both of us yes i did at the hands of all of your friends thank you very much and i was not okay it's so funny to the difference in our hometown friend groups like there are similarities don't get me wrong but the the bulk of your hometown friends are very much like sorority girls like oh those are my college friends but then my high school friends are like way more like your friends no but still but still like like they're all very sweet so forgive me but if i just looked at them they're the archetype to like call you fat in high school okay like they are like motherfucking sorority bitches well because before i was a

sorority girl i was a palmy and so that was just like like that it was like the general nature of like the people i was around yeah and my friends are like trappers but I also had that they just like weren't at the shows yeah I I definitely invited everyone but then you see my family yeah came and that made up for that definitely 100 your family's so fucking fun though it was bullshits were so fucking fun back to back and I had a great time in Vegas the next couple days I need to tell you about um a story like something that happened to me in Vegas the next couple days I need to tell you about a story like something that happened to me in Vegas so I stayed obviously I've been like touring houses and doing whatever and just hanging out with everyone I stayed a couple days in Vegas so I had this night

like a couple days after the show where I was gambling like late with all of my friends right and eventually it's like 5 a.m and I'm like about to leave gambling and ray my security guard he goes he had to like check his gun at like the gun check you have to go early if you have to or like to declare a weapon yes so eventually when the night was over obviously in the whatever vegas hotel we were at he had to go back and like get his gun from the gun check and so he leaves me for like 10-15 minutes right wait this isn't at the airport this is where in leaves me for like 10-15 minutes right wait this isn't at the airport this is where in your hotel yes like because if you want to go to the vegas clubs you can't bring in a gun so like we went to the club and he checked his gun and then we went

so literally like a coat check for your gun yes which i didn't know existed but obviously it did and so we're about to leave i order the uber and i'm like ray leaves me to go get his gun for like 15 minutes this is the first 15 minutes. This is the first 15 minutes. I also haven't been without a security guard in three weeks. Like, you know what I mean? Just he is, his only job is to ensure that I am safe entirely across tour. Right. And he leaves and I go to the bathroom and I have three back-to-back interactions in the only time with, cause obviously with a security guard, obviously he's everyone who's coming up to me, he's ensuring that they are within normal bounds, right?

That they're not doing shit to me that isn't okay, right? And so there was this girl and bless her heart, but she had kind of been like following me all weekend. Like a lot of people who know what I do in Vegas, like people who really keep up with my stories, like know where I like to gamble at, like know where I'm going to go to the club at like that. Like a lot of times when they'll come up to me and I'm gambling at the spot that I like to gamble at, they'll be like, I always watch your stories and I knew you'd be here. So I came here to look for you. Right. And so she was one of those a couple nights before. Right. And then the next I was there a couple nights in a row. So she just kept coming back with her boyfriend. And obviously, like she went to the show, too. So I was very like the first night we really hung out. We photos we did our thing second night same thing

third night same thing she like comes up and then I kind of noticed that she's like following Makoa around and just like cornering him to like talk his ear off and kind of like and Makoa's very sweet overdoing it but after like an hour and a half of watching Makoa in the corner with this girl first of all I'm like are you gonna fuck him like your boyfriend's fucking forgive me um and um whatever so finally the night is over ray is going to get his gun and i go into the bathroom and i'm walking in and jayrod and mccoy are outside of the bathroom and i hear them and they're like hey whoa whatever and she's following me into the bathroom, right? And then she tries to go in the stall with me. And it like scares the fuck out of me.

Because it's just like 5 a.m. It's no longer the weekend. Yeah, like no people around. And I like scream, right? And then I don't know what to say to her. Because it's like, obviously, people should just know that's not okay. Yeah. And you don't want to be mean to somebody that you think is a fan. But also like, what do you mean? so i scream at the top of my lungs this is the first thing that i

think to say i'm p shy i scream this at this girl and then she like runs away and security comes and gets her and it's this weird ass interaction right and so then i'm walking out of the bathroom i'm like that just would happen right now while Ray's not here like how funny like whatever blah blah blah well yeah but yeah and this so then as I'm walking away thinking that this guy comes up to me right and he's about to go into the bathroom and he's like Tana right and I look at him and I'm like how the fuck do I know this guy and he's like Tana what's up and his demeanor isn't like overly friendly right it's kind of like Tana what's up right and I'm like I'm looking at this guy and I'm like how the fuck do I know this guy right and I'm like oh my god it's Monty Lopez right no and there is a point with the podcast and just my internet presence where there are certain people that I have talked so much shit about that when I see them

I'm not gonna waste either one of our time and I'm not gonna lie to your face if I if I've called you like a deadbeat embarrassing father on the internet who like needs his phone taken away in a lobotomy in a muzzle I'm not about to be like what up dap me right like yeah you know what I mean how are you I'm sorry I think also, this has happened to me a lot with people that I have talked shit about. They think that when they come up to me in person, like Tana, what up? Like they think-

That you're gonna be super nice. They think that I'm not gonna hold the same energy that I've held online and I am so far from the opposite. Like, you know what I mean? So I look at him and he's just standing there in silence, right? And I'm like thinking about what I'm about to say.

I'm trying to figure it out. Makoa and J-Rod obviously do not know who this like what's going on whatever right and i look at him and i'm like listen i said what i fucking said dude everything i said like i stand on it i said what i fucking said and i'm like being a about it right and he looks at me and he's like and i'm like he didn't it's not monty lopez it's a guy who looks just like him it's a random guy in Vegas I just come at his neck so hard so then imagine me trying to backtrack that I'm like I'm sorry dude you look just like Monty Lopez he's like who the fuck is that like and I'm just standing there right and now at this point I'm like can my bodyguard please come back like this is just

do you know what I mean absolutely so I'm walking now to meet Ray at the gun check because I'm like, I need not one more unsupervised minute alone. Obviously, Makoa and J-Rod aren't going to let anything like awful happen to me. But it's like, I need a real barrier between me and the public. Yeah, someone you can blame. You know what I mean? Like, they can be the bad guy. Uh-huh.

Third guy comes up to me as I'm walking out okay third fucking person and this is one of those I talked about this in our Hawaii episode for a second I am never ever mad at a true genuine fan or supporter no matter their demeanor do I is it sometimes a little zoo animal-y for someone to just walk directly up to you with a phone and say absolutely nothing yes okay but if it's a girl or a gay or a they i'm gonna pose for the photo and you know what i mean like i understand and i'm fine with it right but when it's a straight man and just the amount of straight men that i've had come up to me say the craziest shit about only fans say the craziest shit about cody co

barking at me whatever it is like I'm automatically more fucking pissed at a phone immediately in my face when it's a straight man right this man takes out his phone starts filming and selfie like immediately in my face and he goes where's Jake Paul first of all boo I just don't know what it's 5 a.m in las vegas do you think i have a gopro on the beach in puerto rico i don't fucking know okay i don't fucking know also when's the last time we've even seen jake paul in the flesh oh my god last time i've seen him i don't fucking know right and i understand that i'm like probably forever going to be tied to him in some people's minds this peppa hat i'm so embarrassed um and then so then i'm looking at him and i literally

i'm just fed up okay three is the rule you know i have the third person yeah first person second person third person i'm like dude i don't fucking know it's fucking 5 a.m in las vegas do you think i genuinely know where jake paul is and then he starts telling me he was like no i'm just a really big jake pauler like i loved the diss track like he wasn't really being an asshole so then i felt bad and we were just talking about alissa violet and whatever and it ended up being fine but I just needed to tell you about that well the Monty Lopez one was just crazy yeah that's that's where I would usually tell you just like go to bed yeah you gotta go to bed you gotta call it at some point so funny how opposite you and I are with like we both we each were assigned a security guard this

tour that was like they were like contractually obligated to stay with us and keep eyes on us at all times which i love to you is like the best thing ever to me is like it i was like absolutely not like literally i felt and i was like sneaking around i felt like justin bieber like hiding from his bodyguard but it's also like i'm not justin bieber like i'm i'm there's no real reason for me to have a bodyguard in urban outfitters you know what i mean the way that you would need one like so i loved him so much and he's such a sweetie but i was literally like this is so overkill i am just the exact opposite i'm so fucking paranoid and i do think that when it comes to like parasocial i might have it a little different than you like people really do come up to me and do and say

yeah i don't have those experiences like literally at all i had like one time where i was like oh my god this is too much and it was only because i like literally went to basically tana con that was a tate mccray concert yeah i'm just people will come up to me and like grab my tits and ask where Jake Paul is or talk to me about beef or go try to go in the bathroom stalls with me I don't know what it is but yeah I wouldn't even try to go in the bathroom stall with you yeah what do you think you're gonna see girl I'm about to shit water the fuck it's 5am I've been drinking Red Bull When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course, BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line, same game, parlay, it's all fine.

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already started preparing for your birthday i hope you know i hope you know the i love you so goddamn much and you you can easily um put this right back on me but the perpetual anxiety i will have for the rest of my life about ensuring that not only to you i make sure you feel seen and heard on your birthday or at least around your birthday slash the world perceiving it as such which you play a part in you know you you that was just factual information that they did with what they will okay and they they took in the facts and they formed an opinion and that you were commenting red hearts i'm like like there was a video where the fan was like the like it was a fan edit that was like they just don't care about brooke's

birthday it's on thanksgiving and you comment you comment a red heart on the video you said let me feed into this narrative i'm gonna get a bronco well first of all i didn't know about the bronco yet so yes i was like oh my god here my here my friend is about to miss my birthday for the seventh You said let me feed into this narrative. I'm going to get a Bronco. Well, first of all, I didn't know about the Bronco yet. So yes, I was like, oh my God, here my friend is about to miss my birthday for the seventh year in a row. And it is true. That did happen. I've never missed it.

Like I'm always going to wish you a happy birthday and I'm down to celebrate. But if I'm going to be in town is always up for debate. Due to when it falls. Well, it is not always on Thanksgiving. Sometimes it is so much as a week away from Thanksgiving. And it historically has not almost ever been on thanksgiving since i've known you but that's not important because i already made a promise to you that i was never going to talk shit about my birthday ever again it's two days before thanksgiving this year so yes you do have you

do have some leeway to miss my birthday but don't worry but i've already started preparing don't you worry it doesn't even matter but i just googled your birthday to make sure it was right before i said something i was about to be like wait what photo comes up was me slaying at the celsius event oh my god that's so funny people also search for clinton kane birthday um you know we have the same exact birthday oh that's weird that is really fucking weird yeah i'm already preparing for your birthday though don't worry what do you want to do probably a ranch moment i'm having a ranch birthday very cute i hope are you gonna have it on your birthday no i'm gonna have it the weekend before oh my god all is well all is right in the world and i'm gonna drive my car

there so honestly you don't even have to go no i'm gonna come i'm just kidding i'm very i would love for you to be there i wouldn't miss it for the fucking world slut. Anyway, Murphy's birthday just passed. She's three. Happy birthday, Murphy. Sound off in the comments. Yeah, I was just, I felt it. I woke up on Murphy's birthday and I was like, wow, today is a special day. I have no idea when it was.

I don't know when it was either because I only, like when I got her, I knew she was seven months old. So I just know her birthday is in October. So I just have assumed it's already happened. Also today, Mouse weighed in at a good cool eight and a half pounds, which means he has gained twice or like he's doubled in weight since I got him. I know everybody was dying to know. Kanye and Bianca are getting divorced good i'm like somebody let her put her clothes back on i know he was putting her in those outfits and i just didn't know she didn't want to be fucking barefoot at disneyland i just know that

she didn't and i'm all about autonomy and i think i would like to think that she made those decisions on her own but i don't think that she did i mean obviously you have to be a little stylistically insane and daring to maybe have that in common with kanye or at least you would think um but then i read julia fox's book and every single person on planet earth needs to go read that shit it is one of the most interesting i did the audiobook i bought the book and i started reading it and then i was like wait i want to hear julia fox's voice i know it's the way she tells it i would i kept hearing it from your bunk and by bunk i mean bedroom paid for it redditors um i know i think i'm gonna pay for it next time to be honest we might have to go city girls separate buses where are we no but obviously julia's book is

so good it's insane like one minute it's like the most emotional thing about someone that she loved and lost in the next minute it's like heroin needle up my ass cocaine off the floor kanye west is dressing me so iconic but that does lead me to believe that bianca was being dressed against her own will from julia's um well yeah did you see her at star wars land isn't it kind of funny though that pete davidson i gotta stop peppa hat jesus fuck has the funniest opportunity in the world like he like if he goes and dates her like that is the i really like i'm who is pete davidson dating right now is he not dating madeline klein no they are not still together so who is dating pete davidson and where are they remember when you wanted to start

a segment called we show tiktoks to each other and we see what your opinion is yes this one's not that important don't get too excited but i saw this this morning and it says victorian slang that should make a comeback okay okay coffee sisters why don't you guess i'm gonna have you guess what these things mean coffee sisters coffee sisters see why does everything like that's my coffee sister why does everything in my brain immediately go to shitting like they're on they drink their coffee they're on the same cycle they are best friends thank you okay um i'm half rats literally just me like i am half rat i just found my rat mask oh my god can you hold on one second please it's really important to me it means a bit drunk oh so literally me so here's my new thing i have a theory with this rat mask for audio listeners

my friend just turned into a rat well i've always been a rat if you really think about it a more obvious rat this could be our new like safety helmet like if we're talking about someone but we don't want to be clipped with our face like i could be like like if we were just talking about pete davidson like i could put this on do you know what i mean so it's like and he just has no idea that it's you can you see my eyes through this um i can see one of your eyes but i can also see that you're wearing a pod or a canceled podcast crew neck which kind of gives it away oh shit okay now you're the stealthiest ever you honestly tell me your biggest deepest darkest secret but like imagine like like wait we should make a section a segment called uh ratting someone out

oh my god and we're dressed as rats and we say something like super that we're not supposed to say online wait i'm obsessed with this like i could just say like celebrities that are on ozempic and we know all of them okay on a serious note though are you sure i was gonna go on this whole tangent about sober october because this is gonna be my first time ever being sober on halloween because i always usually will go sober up until it so this is gonna be my first sober halloween which i'm really excited about i think if anyone out there is feeling inspired to do a sober october you should try it like i i was thinking about it and originally i thought it'd be kind of hard you know what i mean but then i was thinking like i did coachella sober like if i could do coachella sober like you could definitely do october sober

yeah and i feel like for a while it was like it's it is so hard to be in an environment with like everyone else drunk and like partying but i don't know i just want people to know that i am doing it and i'm excited to see if anyone else is gonna do it too and if you've ever felt like doing that i feel like even with coachella it was just like i was really scared to do that sober and be around everyone else who was like clearly fucked up and like you know what i mean but like if i can do that i can do anything and i still had a great time i think that's the thing is like you always fear that you're not gonna have a good time anyways like i had a great fucking time at coachella sober i'm not like you're you're so serious right now and i'm trying to take you seriously but i'm

looking at a wrap my hair is fucking but i am really happy that you had a good time and i know i feel like every time you go sober you will you have that same realization but then there's just a little slippery slope i know that's the thing because it's like i also just like forgot the high of being sober like obviously especially if you're drinking a lot like the first couple weeks of going sober and this is not medical advice obviously if you're like need to medically withdraw or anything like that that's not what i'm saying but the first couple weeks of not drinking are always like very difficult because you just have a lot of anxiety and insomnia and like feels like it's never going to end.

And like you are just thinking about how much you want alcohol a lot more. But then I like completely forgot like the high of being sober once that subsides. Like once I hit week three, every single time I feel unstoppable. I feel like fucking superwoman. I get everything done. i make no mistakes i just feel like you don't realize the effects that alcohol has on your body if you're drinking it all the time like you don't realize how shitty you feel it's like you know how people always say like working out makes you feel good and everyone's like ah please but then like you start working out and you actually feel so good that is like really like i'm finally

hitting that point in sobriety again where i'm like oh my god why would i ever drink like even just looking back at the past few months like i had so much fun and it was fun but like just the downfalls of it like i've been more productive in this past week than i have since i stopped drinking like like you know what i mean like the last time i was this productive was the last time i was sober like it is just fucking crazy and to just like. Well, I'm proud of you. And I feel like October is perfect because then it goes straight into the new year. And I feel like new year, new Tana.

100%. I just have like I have I'm so in a place I got to stop with the fucking rat. Oh, I didn't even notice you were wearing it still. I just feel like I'm in a place right now where obviously I'm always talking about my frontal lobe fully developing. But like it is just I feel like such a i'm really about to start adulting do you know what i'm gonna do is my step one in my really big major adult major adulting plan buy a house well yes but learning to drive i'm about to go to driving school oh my god i'm so excited for you and it's never too late well i told you that last time i tried to go to driving school it was on zoom and bless his heart wherever you are roy like zoom sorry but it's just like looking

back now like that driving instructor was definitely on meth he was just in the middle of nowhere and he would like add his zoom backgrounds and then everything was like a star wars reference like i would be like what does yield mean and he'd be like well in you know episode three of war to the jedi they had to yield i remember you telling me this like he probably thought he was making it more understandable to you but really he was like speaking and i kept telling him like hey i have adhd like i'm very like layman's terms please yes you should see my i just found my old driving notes like downstairs and you should see how fucking stupid they were like it's insane you should just start when like when page is

driving you around town you should just have her start like walking you through it did you ever have to do the exercise in school where you um teach somebody to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich oh no but you've kind of told me about this right like it's as if you're teaching an alien yeah like you're you're supposed to write down like how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and like your normal thought would be like get the bread spread the peanut butter spread the jelly close the sandwich but it's like you have hands like yeah like you have to explain every single little detail you should have page start doing that to you but like with driving like right now i am letting letting off a little bit you can't you know what i mean like little things you don't think about like maybe you could teach me to drive and it's a series I think it would be so much fun

we should do it for patreon we always talk on this podcast about like the hollywoodification of things and like I today went on a deep dive of like how celebrities handled the dmv and like I am about to be kim k with all of this like i'm getting like a fucking driving instructor of the stars like i'm gonna rent a really nice car to do it in like i have a dmv fast pass i'm done i went to the lambo truck with like student driver on the back that's exactly what i'm fucking saying i'm not even kidding you i went to the fucking dmv to take my driving test the written driving test like eight months ago right and such a champagne problem all of this obviously i understand the dmv all of america is annoyed at like i'm i understand nobody wants nobody wants to

go to the fucking dmv right but we call we make an appointment for me to take the written test right and my appointment is at like 5 30 right i show up on time prompt as a bitch okay like i was there at like five o'clock right i'm checking out the architecture i'm fucking wrapping around the building you know what i mean i'm uber eating there like i'm i'm moved in i'm here i'm here on time and i get there and then they tell me that like walk-ins are also accepted so even though i have an appointment i now have to wait for all of these walk-ins to take the test and then by the time the walk-ins take the test the DMV is closed so what the fuck is the point of making an appointment at 5 fucking 30 I walked in I waited all the way until they closed the walk-ins went before me and then I left and I just came to the realization that like

if I can use my Hollywood privileges to fast pass the airport and fast pass all these other things like I want to go to the dmv like i'm christina aguilera yeah although i didn't even know you could make an appointment at the dmv which i feel like a lot of people don't usually you just do that thing where you like pull the little number and then you have it and then you wait for it to show up on the screen anyway it's been years since i've gone to the dmv but pro tip trisha paytas taught me this go to the dmv in woodland hills i did i did oh i did and i watched other people take their numbers and i think i took a number like i just i might as well have

sat there with my fucking thumb up my ass i was so discouraged and like by the time i left i forgot everything i needed for the test which maybe means i shouldn't be yeah it's just that's like how i used to cram for my chem exams and then forget everything immediately after and it would like each exam like you would get you would need like the material from the last one like it added on to itself doesn't matter anyway do you know the best thing about me it's that i have an arizona driver's license and my for some reason in arizona they like last forever my learner's permit photo is on my driver's license and it expires in the year 2069 oh because arizona does that that's honestly so i'm so excited for all my shit to expire though like my photos are just my passport photo i'm first of all i lost my license um you what i

like misplaced my license like over a year ago so i just like go everywhere with my passport but i probably shouldn't say that. That's like illegal to drive. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. Bet Rivers is the place. Over, under, money, line. Same game, Paul Aids, it's all fine. You'll put a smile on your face.

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This was right as like Jordan was starting to kind of step in and be like oh no one raised you I need to teach you like the basics of life and even just this like I was leaving on tour to Australia in like a week and a half and I decided like oh now I need to get a passport what what do you what you've sold out shows in Australia and they're in 10 days and you don't have a passport what so i find the like same day company and i fly here and i go and i take my passport photo before my tour photo shoot okay i'm gonna insert my passport photo denim choker denim big fat denim choker okay i'm surprised they even let you keep that on you know what's sad as fuck too and isabella like she's such a real one because one thing about her is she can always say, I told you so.

Like she's so fucking honest. Like I remember that day, she's like, why the fuck are you gonna take this passport photo with a big fat denim choker on? And I was like, what do you mean I look so slay? And it's like now, and it's, I just gotten the nose job too. I might as well have had a spoon on my face.

Like it's just, it's. I don't think like, I don't think they would have allowed me to wear granted this was also like a literal like i don't even i there's a part of me that thinks my passport is fake like i got it in like a scary ass office downtown i got mine in a hoodie area too i had to go to the same day passport office in um san diego and like you have to have like extreme circumstances to get it there's like only like certain things that like can happen for you to do it and that's how i got mine but it was my first passport i got at age 26 i still haven't left america except for to go to canada you know more dumb things do you know more dumb things that I've done that I've been

thinking about recently this one's really getting me Ashley and I were in tears last night I've been seeing clips of Buzz Aminjin resurfacing because he was Justin Bieber's life coach and obviously during all this ditty stuff like clips of Justin Bieber being vulnerable or intimate about his mental health are going viral. So I've been seeing this man all over my For You page. And for those of you who don't know, there was a point in my life where I was just at a very, very, very low place in life all around. Like I thought I was going to die and I wanted to die. I didn't have anything figured out, you know? So I eventually decided I want a life coach. And I watched Justin Bieber's documentary. I think it's called Journals

and it's on YouTube. And it's the first time where he ever talks about his Lyme disease, his relationship with Hailey, like just his mental health, whatever. And in this series, he had a life coach named Buzz Minchin. And I see this man and I'm like, oh my God, that's what I need. Like everything he was like saying in the show felt like things that, not that I'm Justin Bieber, but just different things about cortisol levels rising during like high highs and low lows and fame and whatever like I felt like a lot of those things were things I needed to like work through and so I was like this man's literally

helping Bieber work through it like I if he can help me that's amazing right and so I reach out to him and I think I'm just gonna get ghosted and like he emails me back immediately. I start meeting with him. And looking back now, I see that like, I think he is and was a professional at what he did. But I think he was like, oh, like rich YouTube idiot cha-ching, right? I was told that he had zero credentials to be giving any sort of like psychiatric advice or therapy or anything of the sort but then how did he ever help bieber i think he was just it was like it was like a trust me bro sixty thousand dollars a month sixty thousand dollars a month that itself means you need a life cut or honestly more so maybe a

business advisor who let and your manager allowed you to do that at the time i think at first he was on board and then it got so far that i was kind of like well i remember leaving it i remember because it was like not at the start of our friendship but it was like pretty early on in our friendship and i remember like your to-do list was like take fish oil and be 12 and like you were paying him 60 000 a month and don't get me wrong he did teach me a lot of things that like i still use to this day and like i i think work but like one google search away tiktok one google search away there are people dedicated to that on tiktok wait also i'm sorry wait keep keep going because then i want to talk about something completely not related to that you could go ahead did tiktok add a stem part to

your thing or do they think i'm a fucking idiot that's always been on my thing so i might be the og idiot oh okay i was just wondering because i just now got the stem tab and i was like well at first i thought it was my fyp and i'm like like, what have I been watching for me to get like literal stoichiometry on my For You page? What the fuck is stoichiometry? Stoichiometry is math in chemistry. That made me mad. Do you, that's how I know I'm fucking stupid. It's because whenever my phone accidentally

goes to the STEM tab, sometimes I'll scroll three times and I'm like, fuck this. No, honestly, it's all like really complicated and I'm like, could you not start me out easy? Like maybe cross cancellation or something. Like they're starting me out with like some really hard shit. And I'm like, now I'm never coming back here.

Ever. That's your fault. What side of TikTok are you on right now? What? Let me see what I have saved. Mine's only Menendez Brothers and Mudang. Which I just found out today. I heard it was actually Mudang.

People are being slutty Mudang for Halloween. No, that's just wrong. You should do it. I saw one today. I swear to God, it's like a slutty hippo for Halloween. No, that's just wrong. You should do it. I saw one today. I swear to God, it's like a slutty hippo in a tutu. And I really think if anyone can do it, it's you. You know, that's what my new sneaky link is calling me. He's calling me Mudang and big fatty.

What do you mean sneaky link? I know. I don't know why. He's my boyfriend. What the literal fuck? He's calling me Mudang and he's calling me big fatty i think you need to be slutty mudang like it's just like if i were you i would do that i feel like that it's first first of all mudang is a is underage so speaking of that am i now allowed to be jojo siwa or is it just like don't do it

i think you should be the construction vest karma jo Siwon Yes yes I think we could be that But I feel like I mean I feel like Maybe let her rest And like someone else She's actually She's been being so funny lately

You saw she thanked Beyonce right And it is hilarious That's the thing I was like laughing along With the public But I like I've always respected her hustle Okay

But Especially cause she She knows what she's doing I wanna be careful What I say though Because sometimes I'm like No I Let me go on record

And say I've always loved her But then you know Like people We have like a digital footprint And like Cut to a careful what I say though, because sometimes I'm like, no, I go, let me go on record and say, I've always loved her. But then, you know, like people, we have like a digital footprint and like the cut to a clip where I'm like, yeah, I hate that bitch or something. Like, I'm really afraid of that these days. Cause I just saw a side-by-side of Brianna chicken fry saying, saying two completely different things. We've definitely said a lot of two completely different things. Okay.

I want to talk about this for a second. I've talked about this on all social media platforms but i have got to get to the bottom of this because it is fucking plaguing me every single october come october 1st i'm gonna open my story tags or now i'm going to see a tiktok viral as fuck about this okay every single year come hell or high water this costume it's so weird tana because that is you that is literally me i will insert it i want to find the real bitch i want to find this bitch so fucking bad like essentially it's a spirit halloween model she's on the cover of a sally costume people obviously go to spirit they try to buy their costumes whatever and i get tagged in this because they

see it and they're like tana oh my god and it's so on brand for me like just with all my side quests in life i've lived if i was like yeah for six months i was a fucking spirit halloween stock model you would believe it wholeheartedly people truly believe this is me like that was you once upon a time i never did this just going on record to say this is not me but this woman looks so much like me it is genuinely concerning it's actually really crazy so then i tweeted about it as well and i kind of was trying to get the twitter warriors to help me out a little bit and like no one can find out who like and then i want to know if spirit halloween because the law with superimposed photos is that it only has to be like like a fourth or a half true like do you know what I'm saying like like they could theoretically take a photo

with like my eyes and nose and then put someone else's mouth on it and photoshop a new face and sell it and that's legal right but like I would like to think you know top 50 most influential over here that i have the fucking power to know the truth about this i deserve it like can someone at spirit fucking halloween find out for me or come forward maybe she's like maybe she's just ashamed not of you but of her of no imagine she's a bitch who hates me like that would suck like if we look that i'm like that's the thing i just want to i want to meet the real girl or did somebody just wonkify my photo over at the spirit graphics headquarters where they have in budget cuts that would be hilarious i need to know there's a part of me that almost wants to be this this year like i want to take this exact fucking photo wait that's that is good but it's very niche so it's like i don't know when you

oh another another time that you just randomly decided you were going to tell me that like the day of she made me wear a ronald mcdonald a sexy ronald mcdonald costume without any preparation you saw me in a fucking red wig. That episode, something about that episode was so viral. It was so embarrassing. And I still watch back those clips and I want to die. I mean, granted, at least you didn't have a Hamburglar mask on. Yeah, you kept trying to convince me that your outfit was somehow worse than mine.

And go, it doesn't matter. I wasn't supposed to be wearing an outfit. I just think that you should have more fun. Well, I want to have creative freedom. Like right now I get to wear my orca hat but this is what this is so sorority girl of you like you're so you're basic first of all you're wearing a crochet fucking peppa hat that i bought you you didn't even give me a fair chance because you get you wanted me to be like what gretchen wieners and then everyone would be like why is brooke wearing a plaid skirt i was going for i'm a mouse duh there were many mean girls options you could have done big pink you already told me we've been getting we've been getting age restricted and you

wanted me to be fucking i'm a mouse duh and lingerie and mouse ears especially you want me to sexualize my child mouse don't be weird she's got me in a corner folks so you're good as fuck at this shit you want to call me manipulative you just ate that fucking up i'm just saying i like to dress up i like to have fun kind of looks like there's a little wiener on your head it looks just like a dick i thought that like immediately oh wait yeah like but with two holes yeah could be fun have i done anything weird sexually save it for the patreon chaparron shouted out trisha paytas which is really fucking cool so i'm so excited for that episode of just trish like that is that's a great blunt rotation i love it it's crazy because chapel got so huge so quickly like it's hard for me to compute in my head like

because she was on therapist and then she was going on church's podcast but now she has like the biggest set at lollapalooza that's like ever existed while the light was out. I also hope that after this week's, past week's episode comes out, by the time this comes out, we could be in hot water for everything we said about Chapel. I just want you guys to know I am forever a stan. I was just working with the information that was given to me. Me too. And I'm often, often, often misinformed.

Lil Tay was diagnosed with a life-threatening heart tumor i thought that happened a long time ago that's what i was gonna get into the whole thing like did she because they like faked her death didn't her mom do that or something though yeah so then is this real and she released a song not the boy who cried wolf listen to this song, though. Like, that's Lil Tay. Wait, why is she... She made this song. That's honestly, like, beautiful. Isn't it so good?

Yeah. Like, the youngest... From the youngest flexer to the Gracie Abrams trope. Like, how cute. That's adorable. I'm a newfound Lil Tay fan honestly I'm really I'm really into this I'm really proud of her did you see speaking of Gracie Abrams did you didn't watch Love Island did you okay well I mean essentially all the girls were kind of

more similar I guess like just like Leah and Janae and like just all similar and there was this one girl hannah and she just kind of was having more trouble she reminds me very much of like a super miami girl i think she's from was she the one who was singing on tiktok no i think that's the one that everyone hates the like blonde i don't know she was super fucking funny on love island too like a lot of her quotes but she was just different from the other girls like and i feel like if i wanted to like kick it with them i would almost like after leah and janae and the ppg girls like i would put her right up there like i know she's fucking fun as fuck right and just crazy she ends up getting arrested at a gracie abrams concert like a hilarious place to get arrested and it's like for threats i mean let me tell you exactly what

it is after assaulting an emt and a police officer she she was charged with terroristic threats and acts and willful obstruction of a police officer like those are crazy charges and to catch those charges at a gracie abrams concert is arguably the funniest thing ever. I don't know if it's fun. Well, yes, I mean, it's just a crazy place for that to happen. Also, imagine being Gracie Abrams and hearing, like, the Love Island girl was just at your concert and she got arrested for this, this, and this.

Honestly, if I were Gracie Abrams, I wouldn't be paying attention to anything except for Paul. Who's Paul? Paul Mezcal. That's who she's dating. What do you mean, who's Paul? I don't know who Paul Mezcal is. who she's dating What do you mean Who's Paul I don't know who Paul Mezcal is I like that tequila

Me too But it's actually Not tequila It's mezcal I guess it's like Kind of like tequila They're related They're definitely like cousins

Everyone on earth Needs to go to the sphere It changed my fucking life It changed my entire Perception on the world I know this is also Like a lighthearted And sweet topic

I'm so sorry Seriously give me someone To cancel If that's what you want. And if not, you know, maybe I just want to hang out. Maybe I just want to talk about things I like. Maybe I'm just having a good week. You know, no one's pissed me off.

And people are still listening to Giggly Squad and they don't talk shit about anybody. They might just be better than us. Who knows? They are. You need to go to the sphere. It was one of the craziest experiences in my life. Postcards from Earth. It had me.

It's so creepy, by the way. It's like such a fucking scary movie the ai robots are horrifying the whole place is horrifying like it is like do you know elon musk went on record and said like we shouldn't go in this direction about like ai robots and you know if someone who can like make them is saying that like they're maybe he wanted to be the only one who's doing it but But watching them talk to people, it was the craziest shit I've ever fucking seen. I don't really fuck with robots in general. Like I have that thing turned off to say

that like Postmates cannot deliver to me in a robot. I don't want anybody's robot coming up to me. I don't care if her name is Jill or whatever it is and handing me my food. That's not gonna work for me. One time I saw someone fighting one of those. That's the most Hollywood Boulevard shit I've actually ever seen in my entire heard in my entire life it wasn't on hollywood boulevard it was on la brea it's it's just i can't the robots at the sphere though brooke

like it was so scary it was so so wait what do they do what are they like i like i can just talk to it like i'm talking to you and me and like the eyes move and the shoulders move and it looks like a fucking person and they dance and like yes like that's why it's scary that's why like she was talking in all these different languages to people and like just a person going up and being like oh i'm i'm at this that's but you need to see it like moving like next to you it was so fucking weird that's crazy that they can do that because like what about like disney's animatronics aren't they like a billion dollars like i just i almost don't believe it i believe there's someone in the back that has to be like talking like it's it's like there's no fucking way and then the whole like postcards from earth the show i saw it's like disney's

soaring over whatever but like times a billion like you really feel like you're actually fucking there like i had to keep closing my eyes like it was so high def and like yeah that like almost i had to keep like looking at my knees and being like and the whole show is just about like how humankind has like developed over the years and it like transports you to all these places made me really sad for where society is at you know what i mean like seeing all of the beautiful things that people have built and done all over the world and shit and now we're like addicted to like strawberry flavored batteries and like we get careful with we we get breast implants damn like catching strays i don't know everyone needs to go do that i get what you're saying but i think we could like maybe go outside or like go somewhere beautiful and see see those things and

we just choose not to we We sit with these microphones. You know, those comments that we get sometimes that are like, make podcast equipment more expensive. I'm like, I get that. Yes, I do. I really do. Okay, guys. Well, we love you so very much. Happy Halloween.

What the fuck? Like, why is that what I would say? Happy October. I'm just so happy to be back home hopefully gathering more lore listen to me again let me know what the fuck you want in the comments below whoever whatever you want me to talk shit about i will hop on this mic same with the patreon if you are over there you want to go to patreon but you don't want to go until you know we're doing what you want to do leave requests okay a bitch is sober and down for anything i don't know why i said i

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