Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - Episode 15: Tana Is Shaking Things up with Bella Thorne

Episode Date: November 15, 2021

In this episode Tana and Brooke are joined yet again by Bryce Hall. They discuss clapping back at "that girl", Tana's reunion with Bella Thorne, being invited as a date to Jake Paul's upcoming fight, and more. This episode is sponsored by Shipstation (http://www.shipstation.com/ promo code Tana), Buffy (http://www.buffy.co promo code Tana), Adam & Eve (http://www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana), and Simplisafe (http://www.simplisafe.com/tana) Room 13 x Tana Collection: https://room13.la/collections/tana-x-13 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Can't do it. Don't remember doing this at all. I can only hold myself accountable. I object! Look how good my life is. So what else? Cancel. An emotion is cancelled.

Why do I feel like doing this right now? I need to snort my snot. Hold on. I think it's blood in there. I think I need a second nose job. I just want to put that out there. Wait, but who you fooling? Second?

Wait, do you really think I've had more than one? One time I was going to actually get a second one, and then I had a worldwide scandal, so I had to cancel it and pay for it anyways. So that was fun. Hello, and welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast and the Brooke and Tana Show, which is our personal favorite, honestly. This is my personal favorite. I don't know about you, i love this no i literally love us i love not dealing with guests i love just talking our shit and today brooke and i are actually in really silly goofy moods we're also a little dressed up we are for us my boyfriend's party

yeah so basically um after this we're um gonna go finesse crypto billionaires, which has been our new thing. So we came in today kind of late and we're just getting drunk and pre-gaming for the party on the podcast. And that's why I'm in leather pants. I'm also barefoot, though, so it's not really like they know. It's a good balance. It makes it you. Yeah, no, I'd be walking through the street barefoot all the time one of these days. I know I'm going to like.

You're going to get tetanus. My grandma would not let me walk. No. People think i'm a hypochondriac my grandma wouldn't let me walk anywhere like even around the house like she literally wouldn't let me wear my parents literally wouldn't buy me shoes i'm kidding i don't know i'm just barefoot i don't whatever um hello and welcome back i feel like we have a lot to delve into today actually we do because it's not only like that we haven't had a podcast, just you and I, but we also haven't been spending that much time together. So there's a lot of things that we haven't talked about.

Yeah, we for the past few weeks, Brooke and I have just been we both just been doing a bunch of different shit. We're going to get into it in today's podcast. But we have a lot to catch each other up on, I think. Where should we start? Someone talks shit about us and I'm fucking mad and I'm going to air them the fuck out. I hope you know, Brooke. So Brooke's like on a little nicer wave but she also already aired this person out so i mean i did but with no name oh but we're saying their fucking name today so basically uh to give you guys a little backstory um like two podcasts ago we told that story about the girl

who like got at your man told you she blocked him went to him talk shit about you to him right did i'm trying to get you like remad um and then everyone thought it was alyssa violet and it wasn't and then we still never said who it was um we did give some contextual like i mean people like some people know but i mean like i feel like me a year and a half ago would have immediately instantaneously said her name like i think that, you were very noble for that. Yeah, like we... Come on, we tried. Like, we put in effort to conceal her identity.

And then on last week's podcast, we went into a long conversation about how I will distance myself from a girl and not become close with her if I think that I might want her man in the future. Yes. You know what I'm talking about. And that was also about her.

Same girl. News flash. It's Carly Lawrence from Too Hot to Handle. I don't mean to be a cunt, but I mean, like, I've said, we've both said our reasons why in the past we didn't think she was the greatest. So we both kind of distanced ourselves, whatever. Right. Your podcast airs.

I see her at the club. I've been kind of slightly texting her man, but at this point she didn't know. Oh, I thought you were going to say texting her. I'm like, you would. No, texting her man. I see her at the club and I, in my opinion, and I've heard from her saying to several people, I think you can attest to this, that it was her fault. She doesn't want drama. She has enough drama with people in LA. She wants to be nice to us. Right. Cause like, honestly, we didn't do anything to her. It was just like, I don't owe you anything. anything like whatever i see her at the club and she's at charlie jordan's table and i all the like too hot to handle people are like there and i walk over and i'm like waving and smiling i'm like saying hi to everyone i'm saying hi and i wave and smile on her this girl literally

lasers through her eyes like death stare at me literally i smile away if she gives me a dirty look and i go just like do it again and then she's like and like pouts the whole night whatever so then at that point like i said on last week's podcast it's fair game i'd already been texting her man he was her ex-man yeah you really got ahead of it her ex-man um they're broken up i don't know her i don't like her from our past stories we've tried to make an amends but it's clear she wants to have mean girl energy so i'm like bet if if your ex-man's cock gets sucked and i slip and fall on it it's not my fucking fault anymore and i don't feel bad and so uh so i'm like y'all hearing this damn then

he comes out to la we hang out we're at the club He stayed in a hotel that also happens to be my house. But who cares? Again, like, whatever. Fucking whatever. And him and I show up to the club and she texts him like, what the fuck are you doing with her? Like, she's trash. Da-da-da-da-da. And I like see it on his phone.

I fucking lock his phone. I look at her. I'm like, bitch. She texted him that? Yes. So then she goes on her podcast and apparently allegedly i've just been getting tweets about it i'm not about to be one of the 10 viewers on her podcast i'm angry damn you're madder than me she's like talking shit about me and you around la she's talking shit about me and us on the podcast i don't want to feel remorse anymore my problem i was like i so she and i have like

mutual friends now because she kind of befriended like all of my guy friends i wonder why and so exactly and they were all coming to me like brooke you're a mean girl like literally she didn't do anything wrong she feels so bad she had no idea like swiping a little victim card you know what she yeah exactly i feel like she was kind of doing the thing where she was like i feel bad that i hurt her i didn't know to make it look like I was just being a psycho. I feel so bad for Brooke. By the way, I have no gag reflex, all of you guys. Oh my God. One of those. Come on, cry me one. Go ahead. I, to be honest, I texted her a few days ago because she came. I know. But well, you guys know i have a guilt complex and she came up i need one she came up on my for you page and it was a video of her i screen recorded i'll show it to you but

i went through the comments and every single comment was team brooke team brooke god brooke so pretty team brooke and i was like oh no like they know the people know and i feel bad and i know what it's like like i don't i don't like getting cyber bullied okay and so I was like I'm sorry like but I didn't apologize for what we said I said I'm sorry people found out I said I shouldn't have left any clues in like led to people knowing that it was you but I'm not sorry for telling the story because that's the story as I heard it and like as it happened so I don't I don't feel bad about that and she was like I mean honestly I was never ever I would have never to the grave named her name or spoken of her again again because like Joey's dope now I'm not gonna keep like bringing up their past relationship I hate when people like do that to

me honestly good job so hot so great like great human love him to death um I would have never said her name but if she's gonna be on her little show talking shit. What's it called? We don't know. Like, I didn't need to do that. But I honestly also, I found out about it, like, today. Like, I saw the tweets today. So all day I've been like.

No one tweeted me about it, thank God, because I would have regretted apologizing so much. It's not like I really apologized. I just told her, like, hey, like, just so you know, there's no animosity on my end. Maybe yours. I don't know. She sent me. I'm pretty sure her lawyer drafted a message for her she was like falsities were portrayed again i was like bitch i can't read this who do you think i am no it was just really interesting and she was with

chase demore too who has a guy yeah guy with the fucking cockroach on his little face contacts guy um contacts guy no and i guess he was talking shit too which is honestly weird because that night at the club when she gave me the dirty look, he was like, why is she being so fucking rude? Like, she needs to get a grip. She's burning all her bridges in LA. So I was like, bet. I'll air both of y'all. I don't even give a fuck. Oh.

Okay, I'm going to take a drink. I also laugh when I'm angry. You can tell I'm actually annoyed. Like, I feel going to take a drink. I also laugh when I'm angry. You can tell I'm actually annoyed. I feel like it's rare. I know LA is filled with mean girls, but I feel like we avidly go out of our way to not really encounter them. We have our group.

We have fun with our friends. So when you actually have a little mean girl situation, it'll get me heated. I don't know. I agree. I don't like to have any open mean girl situations. I take pride in I'm not a dirty look ass bitch i'm like a let's talk about it ass bitch like i really take pride in like not acting like

that and like again i've tried to like not air out people's names i've just been avoiding her altogether honest to god i feel bad well the reason that what led me to text her was like on halloween all of us were going somewhere and he's like i invited carly and she said she didn't want to come because she felt so uncomfortable around you and i'm like what am i gonna do fight her maybe i'm just kidding um but i didn't want her to be like scared of me so i texted her and i meant it i meant what i said to her like i'm sorry that people found out but if you're gonna go on your podcast and talk about me too like girl it's fair game we just have more viewers and it's also like a like a it's been around like i keep hearing in la that she has like so much to say and then to your friend she's like i'm so scared of her i

don't want her to hate me but then i hear from people that she's like fuck this fucking hen so i'm like right like i don't she it depends on who she's talking to yeah which also just like be real girl it's not hard i'll stop i need to know she yeah she's we also haven't talked about it so it was kind of like our, our first, like, interaction. I know. I didn't want you to be mad at me for apologizing. I'm not mad at you. And your guilt complex will always take over.

Like, I... Well, because I hate... That sounds like... That's such a picnic girl thing to say. Like, I hate drama, but I really... It, like, makes me sick. No, I get it. Me, too.

I, like, want to squash it. I don't... I wish I felt as guilty. Like, I... Yeah, I like to have, like, one open situation at a time. That's what I was trying to say earlier. It's like if I'm going to have some drama with someone, I need to close out with the last few.

I also genuinely, I enjoy men drama. Like a little pissed man, I'm like, ooh, this is fun. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our Experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires and receive up to $70 by prepaid MasterCard. Conditions apply. Details at Michelin.ca. Find a Michelin Tread Experts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca Everyone's got a pro.

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about this today's episode is definitely wrong with you oh no so i've been hanging out with bella thorne i'm just gonna say look what i just got wait stop brooke keeps std testing for no fucking reason literally for no reason, you guys. I don't know, my people do. No, but I just feel like you take STD tests like a vitamin. Like, it's like, God. I just got my results in the middle of the podcast. I'm not going to open them because I don't want to ruin my night.

She walked in today and told me that syphilis has the same symptoms as life. And I said, leave my house. What if the whole time I've had chronic syphilis? But, like, you don't. You're such a bird. But like that really like that's something that like plagues me all the time. I feel a constant like fear, like an actual fear, phobia of having an STD. And it's like I won't even have hooked up with it.

Like it'll be six months since I've hooked up with someone. And I've been tested three times in that time. Please tell her she's a hypochondriac. I know. No, but then today I was in the makeup chair for an hour. And I feel like Brooke was trying to project her thought of syphilis onto me convincing me that i can have fucking syphilis and i'm like brooke anything i'm gonna say is actually not encouraging to the youth to std test so i'm going to move on i was just trying to encourage her or let her know how

important it is to get std tested because it actually is really easy they teach you that you can get stds but you think that everybody can get an std if like you're having sex with like a hundred thousand people no i agree i it's i know people who have gotten an std from the first person they've ever hooked up with it's easy no i agree with you i see you're projecting your syphilis onto me i agree with you i'm just saying i think you should always std test and okay. It's important. Like, you know, like it's real. It's a real thing. You know?

And practice safe sex. Yes, 100%. I actually just made someone use a condom. It was out of spite, but still. That's not a flex. Made someone. What is she saying? She's supposed to be making everyone.

Oh, my God. I have to stop. Yeah, your lawyers and they're like. I know literally my lawyer's just seething um back to what i was saying to you i just need to get it off my chest so what the fuck are you doing with bellathorne i've been hanging out with her um some people may know it kind of went viral on tiktok i said this on my live you texted me i was like i did something bad no one will believe me and that was kind of what i was insinuating but i'd like been hanging out with her yeah I don't know how to make sense of this because it doesn't make sense I if you asked me two weeks ago if her and

I were going to hate each other for the rest of our lives I would have said like probably yeah but that also wasn't on me like like I like I had hatred there but it was kind of like a you hate me so i hate you yeah like and obviously like we both did a lot of shit i mean you know i she had the whole throuple moment with mod son i was resentful because we weren't in a throuple so then i went on to date him she was like fuck you for dating him then she made a song called stupid fucking bitch and i was like wow you really fucking suck i'm gonna react to it and it just kept like going and going and going and going and whatever but i think both of us are the type of people to really mask like hurt with anger you know like i think we both were like oh yeah and like i do know that about you we're both also the type of people to be like

you know fuck you like i don't need you versus like i'm so hurt you hurt me you know, fuck you. Like, I don't need you versus like, I'm so hurt. You hurt me, you know? I don't know. Yeah. And we just didn't talk for so long. I don't even know how to like say how it happened. I, it's actually really a strange thing that happened. Like, I was there the initial, like first point of contact.

Yeah. Like my hair girl posted a Polaroid of me and she, I'm not trying to air you out, but if you're watching this, I love you. I'll text you back right now you're so fucking cute am i in an alternate universe i know i'm just kidding i i'm so i'm not kidding i don't know i okay i'm a bella stan low key i'm gonna i'm gonna get into it okay me too right so hot that's also another thing how could you ever be that i love it um but I she posted a polaroid of me and then Bella replied to my story we don't follow each other applied to my story and was just like oh my god I still have so many of you because her thing and the entire time we were dating was

always for two years was taking polaroids and me like I remember at our breakup she had like a pile of them like just like huge you know I was like that was oddly sentimental that was and then I like felt something remember like remember I was in the bathroom and i was like she was beside herself i was distraught i like really felt something emotionally i was like even just seeing her name on my phone i was like oh like i don't like and it was just weird like we both just started kind of talking and messaging back and forth it was like just funny i don't want to like air out all the entire messages but it was just like funny i was like sending her like videos of me and like a bitch on Bella Thornton and she's like surprised it's not in the fucking trash like we're just like you

know like like a little banter yeah a little banter and I think it being Halloween really sped things up um it's both of our favorite holidays we would always do like Halloween craziness together match like do the whole nine and like she doesn't really go out as much so like and she lives really far from me so like i feel like if it was a halloween it would have been a while before i saw her yes you just like expedited the like it being halloween it was like hey let's meet up here let's go here whatever so we like meet up and it was just how was the first like interact like like the initial like hey i kid you not like as if nothing ever happened which threw me off so much like we both are just like hi we like hug she looks so fucking hot like i was literally could you have like because i like i wish she

was in some crazy costume like you know what i mean but she's like in like a little like school girl fucking like skirt like just so hot i was like are you fucking kidding me like and then honestly we both just like kept talking and crying and being cute and like loving each other i don't even know it's funny because i brought joey with us and then joey the entire night had to be like entertained by like every other human because bell and i were just like like in corner. I should have been there. I'm like, Joey, I would entertain you. Honestly. That's a joke, by the way. I don't know.

And then and then we like went to dinner, had like a great time, went out, had a fucking awesome night. She came back to my house. We like threw a little party at my I don't even we just keep doing shit and texting and like good morning. Honestly, she doesn't seem like a bad person i just like the only like exposure i've really ever had to her was like literally watching your like roast video of her but yeah stupid fucking bitch it's it was a very interesting time i don't know i mean obviously people are also gonna ask i should probably throw this in here she's engaged but um that's an important detail but her fiance ben is also one of my favorite people and i miss him so much.

And he's just like the sweetest Italian man. He's like, I am so happy you girls are rekindling. I love to see the love. It is so good that you guys are not fighting anymore. Like he's just like so nice. Two fiances. No, no. No more throuple vibes. We're actually not like dating or, you know.

Hoking up. Okay. No, we're not. We're not and i'm not i'm not putting that out there daily mail please don't give me some strong insinuation vibes i okay i we're not okay it's we're just hanging out like we used to and it's a good thing i think like at the end of the day a lot of people are commenting like you said no more toxic relationships we'll never be in the relationship like we were again our life faces or phases are too different but but i feel like she was such an important time in your life or like part of your life that it's not like so out there for

you to be around her again i just i was really through that was also something i forgot like i feel like a lot of our conversations were like hey we both would have handled the two years we were together so differently if we weren't like kids who were like also new to like that was both of our first like public female relationship first like that was my first exposure to being with someone like so fucking like famous and like she was such a big part of my like i probably would never would have moved to la if it wasn't for like she convinced me to move to la like it was just like she was such a big part of my life and like I seeing her definitely like reminded me of that why I'm simping I hate it she's engaged it's so fucking annoying I like I hate it but I I'm

really happy to be on good terms and I missed her and I missed all her friends and her family and shit like it's it's good I'm I'm a I love squashing beef I love like like I said you don't like to have to like so many different open bad situations. 100%. So you'd rather just like. And it took so much energy to like hate each other. It does. That's the thing.

It is so much energy and it's so much commitment to like actually hate somebody actively. So it's like I'd rather just like come on. And I would like hear she was coming somewhere and like fucking like be in a corner. Like what do I do? Like you know what I mean? Like knowing now we could just like laugh and you know like smoke a joint and chill like it's a vibe so like i'm happy but no guys i'm i'm still very much just doing me i just emergency podcast do you think you'll be invited to the wedding

i dude i was honestly making jokes i was like i'll be the flower girl i don't know it's funny actually too because you forget that when two people break up and especially fight that hard that everyone in the other people's lives also fucking hate each other so it's so much of like her like she like walked into mari's room the other day like hey hey it's like that sounds like hi yeah like and like i see her fucking friends i'm like i don't want to hate you i just like did for the past year and a half and i'm like that was like something i feel like i went through too it's like when you and i became friends again a lot of the people like in my life or like my other friends were like what the fuck are you doing yeah and you

just have to kind of like slowly grow back on that and it's yeah it's an interesting time but i'm just happy to end the beef maybe that's my new thing for the next year ending all my beef so if i fucked you over you fucked me over give me a ring rebuilding bridges y'all yeah yeah not too many though so like a lot of you like still suck a dick and die but okay um people actually entirely think i'm dating demi lovato right now not even bella because i left one fucking party with demi why aren't you t um that would be so iconic and honestly like you leave one amazing talented ironically the only reason i left that party with demi was because bella was there and people didn't know we were hanging out yet and bella and i were both like let's not leave this party together right now there's 800 paparazzis like let's be low-key you go in your

car that's so unlike you i feel like you'd be like let's get out of here no 100 but one I looked atrocious two I like genuinely wasn't rekindling things with her as like a clout play like obviously once things were fine like posting a picture was like funny and fun for us it's like how we are but like the initial moment I'm not like come on let's go and so Demi was like you can ride with me like come like come in my car and then we like leave and like there's just all this speculation like demi don't want you in their car like you like all that you're dating demi you're a bad influence on demi like first of all i like am i sober no do i care about other people's sobriety yes not to go back on the entire bella conversation we just had but i dated my son for like a year he's completely sober I can interact and exist with a completely sober person very well surprisingly and it's

it's interesting I disagree yeah I mean it was a good time you know what it was a good time but uh Demi's just like my favorite human it's I guess it was weird like to have it actually like go viral because I feel like we've been kicking it for a minute and like close for a minute like talk all the time yeah but I feel like we've been kicking it for a minute and like close for a minute and like talk all the time. Yeah. But I feel like people don't really know. I know obviously in like everyone around, you know?

Yeah. Like we'll just, yeah, exactly. Demi's just like a close friend, but I feel like the people that was the first time it was like super public and everyone was like, Oh my God.

And I was like, Oh my fucking imagine what Joey felt. I feel like Joey like really came into this just like, so like, I know 100% Joey's like so sweet like we were just talking about like flew out to la to like do halloween with us and then of course the like last night we're out i'm like i'm actually gonna be relinking with bella thorne do you want to come and it's like me he's like bro this is not what i signed up for it was i

mean honestly it's funny because he's like not he doesn't live in la and that party was insane like even i was like just so starstruck the entire time. Like the Jonas brothers were there. I missed Justin Bieber by five minutes. Do you know that? There's literally probably for the best. I know it's not safe if you were there. I know, but there's literally an actual paparazzi video of Justin Bieber leaving this party. And then I get out of the car and walk up. Like I missed him by like, like minutes. Like the paparazzi literally went Justin Tana, which is horrible for them. I'm so sorry. But like, oh. I'm like, oh shit.

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I'm in big trouble, obviously, but you know why. I don't know if you really want to touch on that. I'm actually nervous to talk about this because my ex-boyfriend Chris Miles literally almost lit my house on fire for the last podcast, the Pickle episode. Of course he starts listening to the podcast now. That's what I'm saying. Who's tagging him in the podcast,

you snakes? Like all the, it was a German news outlet. It was in German. He had to press translate. Are you fucking kidding me? But of course the first podcast he tunes into is me just talking about her demon time right after the breakup yeah i mean but to be fair i was really angry and so i i definitely just had no filter i actually would like to issue chris miles a formal apology we're on better terms now i think that'd be fun right yeah i'm sorry

however we can't change the past and i'm actually sorry like i didn't i didn't i didn't love chris i don't i mean you know you know i was never i was opposed to that the whole time i even tried to rescue him by hooking up with that guy myself imagine right now you're like i even tried to rescue him by hooking up oh my god don't even put that in anyone's head no but so guys you know that on the last pickle episode brooke asked permission to hook up with someone that i hooked up with for years i said yes of course we talked about can you say it what uh he's packing serious heat because if i say it i'm gonna get fucking lit on fire um and uh well he had this great reputation he's so hot everybody knows that

he's just like literally one of the hottest people in la and tana loves to talk about him being her ex which is just like x is a strong word honestly it was just a lot of time spent it was like six years of fucking so i like was gatekeeping but there's no need you You're a liar. You're literally lying. Do you think that's not? Well, let me think. Yeah. How old is he? Maybe like four, five. Right. It was a long time, but I was gatekeeping and I'll give that to you.

Like I like one hundred and ten percent. There's no need for me to say like, yeah, here's the thing. What I truly believe. I tell Tana this all the time. All of my friends get three to four. Depending on the friend. People that they're allowed to have dibs on at a time. And she gives me like five because I'm a whore.

So that's sweet. Yeah exactly. It varies between friends. Because if it's someone like Tana. Obviously she needs like a little bit of a wider ground. And then I also have friends who really don't date people often. So if they have like five boyfriends total. All five are off limits obviously but if i have a friend like i'm pretty much gonna avoid all the guys you've hooked up with in the time that i've known you

if i can i don't even care about that no that's that's because that'd just be unrealistic yeah come on guys so i don't want it to seem like oh like they're just after all the same guys whatever but it's like la is also a cesspool it's it want it to seem like, oh, like, they're just after all the same guys, whatever. But it's like. LA is also a cesspool. It's similar to like being in college where like the hot people. Are the hot people. Are the hot people. And that's who you want to.

He also is like a demon. Like for me to gatekeep that, I would be. I would hate half my friends. Like, you know what I mean? Such a sweetheart. He's so hot. Anyway, I wasted no time. That was the point of the story.

She fucked him. She left. She comes to my house. The dead shit's there. And goes, can I fuck him? And I'm like, I'm being. I'm gatekeeping. No, I didn no time. That was the point of the story. She fucked him. She left. She comes to my house. The dead shit's there. And goes, can I fuck him? And I'm like, I'm being, I'm gatekeeping. No, I didn't say can I. I said, listen, hear me out.

I'm going to do this. Okay, fair. And I meant it. And then I did it that night. And I was like gatekeeping a little, annoying, whatever. And then she did it. She hit. And now we're.

And I was honest. And now we're. It's. We've been sisters before. No, yeah. A thousand times, honestly, I'm sure. It's a fun time though, yeah. Should we leave a yelp review?

Honestly, I did get in a lot of trouble for it, obviously. Did you? Oh, with your. So much trouble. With Uber boy. Which is so ridiculous. Well, she allows Uber boy to just. Ruin my life.

Someone tweeted me the other day. They were like, don't be sad about chris at least you get to spend time with ethan i was like right i swear to god i saw ethan riding a bird scooter today i that's very the word i can't even oh i miss them let's call him joe honestly his name is joe because that's just such a joe from you vibes he's awful yeah god awful are you team joe or love love i'm team joe i didn't even watch it oh i just decided people say i look like her but it's because joe like gaslights the viewer and like manipulates him into believing like he's like right and i'm like such a little gaslightable girl so i'm like you're right did you say you were

gaslightable or the gas lighter both i'm gaslightable it just takes like a pro you know he's a pro speaking Speaking of Chris Miles, do you know I literally almost got in a fistfight at Laurel Hardware the other night? What? Laurel Hardware is this restaurant that we like go to all the time. Not for long.

And we were all eating and Chris Miles showed up. Like we're being friends right now. We're being friendly. Please have nothing to say about that. I don't want people to get mad either. Girl, she knew as soon as I was done chewing, I was going to say some shit. No, but I honestly like, like hating each other's just so dumb and like you make me feel so crazy for being around joe all the time kills me no but it's

different like i i i promise it's different i promise i'm actually doing me and we're not like nothing like he actually just showed up for the end of a dinner to like say hello do you agree you hooked up with him two days ago? Do you know in your TikTok comments when someone will say like you deserve better and you'll be like suddenly I can't read English. I'm like suddenly I am deaf, dumb and blind. Do you read my TikTok comments? Yes. Whenever someone brings up Joe DeBrooke in her TikTok comments, she'll be like, I can't read this.

I swear it's written in Hebrew. She'll just like say some crazy shit. No, I didn't hook up with him two days ago. Me when I lie. I'm kidding. I did it. I did it. Do we hang out?

Yeah. But he like showed up to dinner and we're all sitting there and this girl, she's standing four feet away. First of all, she's so hot. That's already just automatically. I'm just like, she's so hot. She's the hottest girl. She's the super hot girl. And she's so hot that's already just automatically i'm just like oh she's so hot she's the hottest girl she's the super hot girl and she's hooking up with this other girl she's blacked out drunk a little hardware i'm talking like on molly like there's like like black hardware i know it's such a like family restaurant vibe and keep in mind i had one drink

i'm actually just a psycho cunt i wasn't even drunk this isn't checking out like no i swear i wasn't there's already red flags in this story um i wasn't drunk but this girl that she's making out with this other girl four feet from our table first of all i'm like chris local like don't even look in that direction it's just in general i'm like what's going on you know he's an excitable boy and at and at some point she comes over and sits down next to chris miles next to him at the table girl's got a death wish and i stand up though in the middle of this dinner and i go i will beat your fucking ass bitch get the fuck up and then she's just like drunk and like falling and like tries to leave and i'm like that's where i leave like i was just so oppressed i don't even know why so insecure

and jealous of me it was so unnecessary yeah but i get it i mean but like i will beat the fuck out of you bitch like that had to come out of my mouth i couldn't have said like move i do agree it's like a little bit threatening no and i'm and she just oh my god i was i don't know if i'm more afraid of it being a random girl or trying to fight me or being a tana fan and like she was trying to be nice and you know that's the heart i feel like that would be a really tricky part of being you is that like every guy that you publicize he's a suddenly like a million times more desirable to like half of the females like within our age range the bitches that slide into chris's dms like the hot girls now and it's like you like i know you like i want if tana

wants you i want you but like i i definitely get that and people always say like tell us who joe is and i'm like to make him any more desirable would be, like, a sin. No, it, like, actually makes me want to die. He's not even right. I mean, but then again, also, even if she was a supporter, I'd be like, well, you know me, girl. I'm crazy. Like, I really. She was like, let Charlie not.

She knows by now that you'll, like, literally curb stomp someone who's, yeah. Like, she was just like, Charlie, didn't you see what happened to me? Sorry. I didn't mean to act like that, but I got real. I get that though especially like i mean maybe if i'm drunk i don't know if i would do that after only one drink but i have to say i i get i get where you just like rage overcomes you and then you just i just wish it was that like you know i've been having that problem lately like where i just like almost get in a fight every

time i go to the club no completely but that's what I wish it was at. Like even like a Cheesecake Factory or like a catch. Like Laurel Hardware is a very like. Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake? Yeah, no, don't fight at Laurel Hardware. You're so lucky I wasn't there. Tana knows I'm like so fearful of public embarrassment. I actually kind of think you would have been like, okay, though, fair. Because it really was the most like she was being like a flirty whore.

And I was like, no, but I don't know. But just like the fear of like other people looking and hearing you and like true we went to the laugh factory last night like and saw the cutest little comedy show it was like the best time honestly we have so much in common and we have so much fun together but the one thing is like i'm a little on the wild side and you are very like prim and proper like if we're a show a movie like you're holding your breath to be quiet well and i'm like yeah i don't know like you know and it got like i swear i haven't always been that way i don't feel like that was like a thing i've like always had but it's almost like i'm overcompensating like because i'm always with people who are so like like i thought ari was like a member of the migos

last night like every single time someone make a joke he got mama no i mean do you know i actually had like a thought last night where i was like it must be really troubling for her because like we're sitting there and it's like me you lila natalie ari amari like we're all like i feel like the octo mom like i just have no control over my children and they're all just like equally of not like every single i'm like she has Tourette's every two seconds no i actually thought to myself i was like why does she do this to herself like she should come to shit like this with like i know and that was i did note that as i said laugh factory very fun with different groups like and obviously like i i think it's good though to have like a yin to your yang because i will almost encourage you to like let

loose and not be so uptight sometimes i am like there are times when all of a sudden i'm the one who's out of pocket you'll be broke calm down like we were at the strip club and i literally was like i'm gonna fucking beat that girl's ass no that's also the other thing she'll be so uptight and then randomly just bop on a bit you almost beat the fuck out of someone at 11 in miami and i had to calm you down so i mean but i'm saying it's it's good normally because you'll make me like not be too fucking obnoxious but i can make you like let loose a little yeah like there is there is a good side it is a good balance but it's so crazy for me it's like such a shift like savannah for example like she's like my other best friend she's been my best friend forever and she's so like like the other day we were maybe like

eight minutes late to something and she's like rushing she's like oh my god like what are we gonna and i'm like none of my other friends whatever like even process no yeah and ari and i are like you know just awful yeah like just loud just kidding i love you oh well you're actually wearing your i'm gonna fuck a billionaire outfit tonight he's not a billionaire yet but he's gonna he's about to be though so it's like a thing well that's where we're going after this is like this crypto event this guy is like really about you and i think he's such a catch for you so hot he's older he's like 38 but he looks like 25 first of all so hot this is how i know i'm down so bad because this guy is like he's so successful he's living in margot robbie's old house like how he is so brilliant so successful funny charismatic like hot and i'm literally like god where's joe

brody jenner dm me the other day and i was like you put him on scene left him on scene you left brody jenner on scene the way that like every time we really have cross paths because i've like messaged brody jenner as well of course but like i'd be double messaging him and you're like to be clear i technically so one time we were i was watching the house with my roommate and i was like you know what i'm gonna he's so hot i'm gonna dm him he went to go dm him and it said accept message request from brody jenner i was like girl but best feeling in la yeah but like there was no message so that means at some point he unsent but i love that whatever but i think about me twice like like do i say something and say like what did you send or

whatever and i don't know if i ever did whatever but like two days ago i was with savannah and i was like you know what i'm just gonna try again with Brody Jenner I sent him hi and literally two minutes later he's like what's good and I don't know what's good so I never responded but I will eventually he's great I'm gonna figure out what's good now he's gonna like no maybe he doesn't watch the cancel podcast I need to stop pissing off Jenner so I'm done with that conversation shit if it's a flat or a squeal a wobble peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get it from our tread experts. Until May 30th, purchase four new Michelin passenger or light truck tires

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like a guy leaving you for someone who's like way better looking than you you have to just be like all right in a in a loving Pete way so fucking happy for him because it's like and like I am the biggest Kardashian stan of all time and I think that Kim is by far my favorite. I love her. I know. She's brilliant. Amazing. She deserves that. Like a funny guy.

Yeah, I feel like her problem with Kanye was that he was like literally like... He's never going to lay and watch a movie with her. Talking to a wall. Exactly. You know? Pete is like the most like normal, humble celebrity.

And you know Kris Jenner put in a call. Sorry to interrupt you. I know. What are your thoughts on like people saying like, she was like texting her pr representative being like where's my skinny white guy don't get me wrong like if he wasn't like mad relevant and she was like doing that i think it wouldn't have been at like not scary farm on a roller coaster like she knows what she's doing but also i don't think it's disingenuine like you know i think she's just like check this one out like look what i can i can

do whatever the fuck i want one fucking kim kardashian i honestly love it and i think it's so funny he's so funny and he's we have graduated past the point of like people pretending pete davidson is not hot he's hot to everyone he's not to women and men he is hot he's just hot he's not weirdly hot he's just hot and she deserves him and like honestly imagine kissing someone on saturday night live you're like okay like you know she was that was like i feel like that was like her breakthrough moment i feel like kanye kind of like like censored her a little bit yeah like made her and now she can just like feel like she had to act a certain way and fit a certain brand and i feel like now she's

just like out of like just being crazy and fun i know i actually really do love it too did you see emily rodajowski on like jimmy kimmel or something yeah but she brought up the wrong points about him she she brought up only his like physical act she was like but i just love his nails he's like he's attractive no he's the funniest best personality on this entire planet and you know he's packing are you canceling em rada no i'm just kidding no um i love her no no no but it was it was actually like it's dope to see him so mainstreamly loved because i feel like that was the part that made me sick. Because it's like, if you've stand Pete Davidson for a while, you kind of probably had a feeling

back in the day on SNL that you were like, he married Ariana Grande, so I'm wrong. But like gatekeeping him. But it's hard because it's you. I do still, I still feel that way about him where he's like almost feels attainable. The guy next door. Like he's so normal that it's like, you know what? Like, what like i'm gonna go for this guy but that's what's so iconic about him and i love to see everyone loving him and just imagine the megan fox mgk like courtney travis energy tripled like it's just gonna be so iconic it's so hurtful i really thought i was about to

be besties with megan fox like pete text me back what'd you do this weekend i don't i got in trouble the whole weekend i was in trouble i was bringing guilty pasta i was apologizing the whole weekend a little bit i hate you for that she was really bringing joe guilty pasta while you're fucking one of the hotter people and i i did something a little bad it was funny i had bella thorne over at my house and chris miles was texting me like let's hang out and i was just bored and i was like come over he walks into me and bella you're so dead in the face and goes you're fucking insane that's not that's not boredom that's not boredom that's like deliberate like sacrifice well i was just still a little mad and it was just like a fun game whatever but at one point she was like looking at his phone. Who was that fun for? Me. Only. Only you.

It was fun. It was fun for Bella too, though, because Bella loves to like haze, haze people that like have been with me. She's like, I came first, bitch. No, but she was looking at his phone to play a song. And his recently played was like on my podcast. And she's like, I see you still have talent. Like just the whole thing. He's tuning in.

I always defend Chris Miles on the podcast. People get mad at me. They're like, oh, my God, Brooke always has to say something nice about Tana's exes. I'm like, only the good ones. No, no. Chris Miles is very defendable. Like, we fight over shit that, like, does suck. And I was really mad over something that, like, validly sucked.

But, like, he's a good person. That's, like, why I still, like, want to be friends and, like, hang out. Like, I don't want to just slander him. I get it. We always say that. We love him. We just don't love you guys together. 100%. and i never want to be around to go together ever again um speaking of can we talk about how i had to go and suffer through miami but you paid ari

what how much was it this is by far the biggest l i've ever taken but i can i give a quick preface not the biggest not the biggest i've ever taken at all just my weekly l honestly um it was josie's birthday in palm springs and everyone was going like a hell of people i know but i hate palm springs like i hate it what did palm springs ever do to you um i've been arrested there twice full jail had to go back there to court four times i've gone to the hospital hates you no 100 but i've like had to go to the hospital there for like pregnancy scares like puking and shitting my brains out like bad molly like i've had the most utterly god-awful experiences in palm springs forever me in that city just we don't vibe oh my god my ex-boyfriend got 51 50 holded there like you call them yeah because he wouldn't

fucking stop being psycho but I just mean like he caused that whole psycho moment like it just like spontaneously happens like no you literally no no but he was being psycho

like I actually thought he was going to do something crazy so I had to call the police yeah honestly good for you no it was actually utterly horrible like he just like

woke up and chose violence and like everyone I'm not trying to laugh it's not funny at all also I wasn't one of the like a hell of people called 911 I mean he was actually being crazy but I'm saying I've had the worst experiences not funny at all. Also, I wasn't one of the, like, a hell of people called 911. I mean, it was actually being crazy.

But I'm saying, I've had the worst experiences there. I hate that city. It's so far away. It's like Vegas without anything fun. It's just, like, hot and fucking what the fuck. And I hate it. And I didn't want to go alone. And I know it's obviously Josie's birthday, and everyone there is going to stay through the whole weekend.

And I was like, if I get there and I get arrested, get pregnant, go to jail jail go to the hospital 50 or 50 or so i need to be able to leave at any moment so i'm begging ari to go the entire time i'm like please go with me because and like josie also was like you know her list was like selective she learned her best friends out of my friends she's the closest with ari so it was kind of like ari or no one like i was in a position to really need him there he's like i'm not fucking going there i'm not not fucking driving there. Fuck that. Fuck that. And I know the way to Ari's heart. And he's a materialistic little cunt. And I told him, I said, pick out a bag online. Obviously one we can both carry.

We live together and share everything. So that's good. Pick out a designer bag online. I'll buy it for you if you go to Palm Springs. I bought Ari an $1,800 bag to go to fucking Palm Springs with me. I've never been bribed to go on a trip. And I've been forced. Literally forced. Just be more in denial.

No, baby, that's my key. That's how I get all my flights. I'll be like, oh, no, I don't want to go. I know. And then I'm like, here's your seat. It's 1A. Every time. It's a genius move.

Because if I'm too eager, babe, I'm buying my own flights. And I'm not doing that. I'm no stranger to saying that I'm always doing something like it never stops for me. Every single day is something different in Psycho. And there's a point like if tomorrow she's like, you know what? I want to go to Dubai. Oh, I want to go to Dubai. Sorry.

Wisconsin. Wisconsin. You're not allowed in Dubai. Do you know anything about Dubai? I've been there, but I literally almost got arrested there for posting an ass pic at the Palm Jumeirah. So I am. No, that's just disrespectful. I didn't know. ass pic at the Palm Jumeirah. So I am sorry. No, that's just disrespectful.

I didn't know. Paparazzi is illegal in Dubai. You don't even want to go there. True. It's fun there, though. I actually had a great time there. But like for real, like sometimes people, I'm no stranger to like. Yeah, when it's very spur of the moment and you really catch me off guard, I have to cancel

all my plans. I'll be like, you know what? No, I'm not going. And I'll wait until you like literally just say everything and convince me in every single way possible. However, we have never gotten all the way to an $1,800 bag so I am just having a little bit of confusion I'm I also will just say like I'd be so wasted on me you know how many things I would do I would do with $1,800 before I'd buy a bag no one I need a laptop I wasn't giving him money I

really wasn't giving him money I was like I'll buy you something because I want to use it too so it was like a secret benefit that's my favorite thing to do especially like for birthdays and stuff i'll get someone something that's like also we could share like like for hunter's birthday i got him disneyland tickets but it's like i just wanted to go to disneyland 100 i'm also no like i'm not david dobrik i'm not gonna just like buy you a tesla out of the kindness of my heart but i am no stranger to sharing the wealth a little like you know there if there's throwawayable money i'm down especially and it's page and kyla out there like yeah they're like you fuck kyla got a car fucking fuck off you're right um there's i'm no stranger to sometimes you know throwing something materialistic

in someone's face to get them to do what i want and i'm lucky to have that privilege in my life i also vlogged it it was really funny like i you know whatever Um, but no then Ari gets there has the time of his life He's like trying to threesome everyone tripping balls on mushrooms favorite trip. He's ever fucking bad Like I used threesome as a verb like he's trying to threesome everyone He like genuinely was like every couple there could have gotten him from Ari I'm not gonna lie like after the trip I wanted to refund the bag It's like you had a great time like fuck you, but i'll carry the bag. So it's fucking mine. Um, but Hate that the hate that i had

to buy him back yeah why did you do that no like but i just couldn't go alone and i'm not gonna lie um i needed him the car ride back i was supposed to road trip with everyone back and it's like they wanted to take a bunch of stops and like be all fun i wake up and i'm puking every hour on the hour ari and i took a car ride home where i sat with a blanket over my head and pulled over every 10 minutes to like try to puke. So like I ended up needing him for what I summoned him for. So, well, that's I don't know. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel.

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It's actually really funny because I kind of manifested this, as you guys know or don't know. We talk about it a lot. But the moment when I was the most blacked out at 24 Karat Golden's birthday, there was paparazzi and. Special guest. Wait, that's so funny. I was just about to talk shit about you. Wow. So now let me. Oh, my God, Bryce. I was was just about to talk shit about you wow so now let me oh my god bryce i was literally just about to say that i was i'm like bryce i was just about to say that i witnessed you talking to jose canseco about being on steroids all weekend and that was my favorite part of the weekend and then you just walked in i swear to god steroids i was at one point no but

there was a point where can we share a mic just say you guys excited that i'm here hi daddy we love the free cloud yeah hi we'll just but then we have to share a mic? Just say it. You guys excited that I'm here? Hi, daddy. We love the free crowd. You want me to say we're here? Yeah, hi. No, I said in the middle. I said in the middle between us. But then we have to share a mic. Okay. Oh, hi. I was just about to say that my favorite part of Josie's birthday was watching you tell

Jose Canseco that you did steroids and him looking at you like you were a fucking alien. Yeah, he also was just like, yeah, okay. You were definitely not on steroids. Yeah, it was. Trust me, I was bigger at one point. Oh, I like your mullet. It was really fun. You like it?

See, everyone on TikTok hates it, though. They hate the mullet hates your mullet i'm in the mullet vibes for daddy jeff not for bryce but still yeah what's happening there are you jealous you guys fucking no you guys are fucking no we're not it's okay if you are hi bryce hi definitely here let's let's get to the bottom of this right now you're definitely fucking jeff wittek i'm not fucking jeff wittek but i'll be there soon really you think he's down i have a hunch i don't think he's down okay well it's hard cock said otherwise wow i'm just kidding straight to the point i'm just kidding hello you're actually only here because you're about to use me for clout yeah no she i literally made like a like a deal yeah no i literally was like crash my podcast and all i sure you know we're literally

all about to go to this crypto event you're not i know i'm i'm sober right now really do you need help well i'm on like a i'm like on a sobriety oh you're like sober he like does that a lot well you're like me but you like go manic and then you like hate yourself and then you have to go dead sober after that halloween weekend i had to like that was crazy obviously i drank with like little uzi and shit how did you i had like two shots dude bryce had to leave josie's birthday early and i go why and he goes i have to go to sweet 16 that sounds so weird was that bad no he got paid can i say that um no okay you got paid just blink just blink it out you got paid a really high amount of money to go to a sweet 16 with little uzi vert i would have gone for five dollars i wonder how much

little uzi got paid probably more for sure but hello hey you're sober yeah this weekend was crazy i have a lot of vlog footage of you like touching tits doing psycho shit it'll be on youtube tomorrow guys check it out wait don't fucking put me touching titties on on youtube no it's censored oh okay okay it's Okay, it's fine. It's fine. It's super fine. Oh, I did see the clip. I actually do remember that a little bit. Once you, I completely forgot about it, then you sent me the video and I was like, oh my

God. I might sell the uncensored version on OnlyFans too. No cut to you. No, you better give me a cut. I'm like, my girl, I'm not going to get a cut. If you're going to do that, you better give me a fucking cut. I don't know if I can. You know what I was actually going to do?

Funny story. So I was trying to set up an OnlyFans account. Yeah, for a video though, for a day. Yeah, for a day. Don't you have a whole exclusive content platform? It was when I was beefing with Corinna. Right. Oh, because she was like, oh, I love mullets.

And then she's like, not yours. We're no stranger to Corinna. She's a liar. I know she's not your lover. The reason that I was doing it, I had like such a funny profile picture. It was like my face photoshopped on Corinna's body. And then like the picture

of her on top of me when I was 18 as the painter. When he's like not 17. Sorry for saying that. Yeah, sorry about that. Seriously. You really tried to call this.

I don't know. I genuinely thought I was 17. I mean, I'm no stranger to Corinna being rude unnecessarily. So then I was 17. I mean, I'm no stranger to Corinna being rude unnecessarily. So then I was going to recreate Corinna's OnlyFans pics on my OnlyFans. That's what, like, my OnlyFans thing was going to...

I would love to see you, like, me too, like a little maid outfit. I got denied verification. No, she can call OnlyFans. She's got all the hookups. They got me verified right away. Well, now the beef's old, so it's like... Well, I've been trying to sign you. It's never too old.

She'll post something like two years later. Yeah, it's completely fine. Okay, maybe I'll just post my fucking dick. On his... Well, call me, because I would love... I'm subscribed. The way Brooke's like, yeah, Bryce is calling. It's a joke.

It's like funny. It's like funny. She's just playing around. Stop touching my dick. If you haven't fucked Bryce, it's like enticing. Not that you're bad... That was mean. I haven't fucked bryce it's like enticing nothing you're bad that was mean i didn't know what was that i'm sorry i just mean like you're like my brother now i'm sorry i didn't mean well that makes it weirder that is actually kind of weird because like can you play a recent tiktok yeah that's true you got me like i know she came on here she came on here on the podcast one time and she was

like talking shit about chris and she goes do you think I would just be like kissing like Bryce on TikTok? And we're like, literally, yes. My bad. Dude, that shit got like, what, 12 million views? No, honestly, Bryce, like, thank you. I love you. Like, you're my favorite clout play because you're like, we have fun. So it's not like annoying.

Why do you think I'm using you on YouTube? My shit right now on YouTube is like this for some reason i know i absolutely love when we just use each other's clout and then have a little fun because it's never like a bad time i wonder what it is youtube if you watch tana's podcast this is gonna be on fucking youtube you definitely do youtube definitely not um i think his name is chad he used to he follows me on instagram see like i don't have any of that like creator of youtube and then doesn't fucking push my videos you want more views yeah

okay well I guess maybe I just gotta like make out with you on camera yeah we'll fake date for like an hour until I get like super

we should fake get married oh my god I've never done that I know I would literally love that joke is she dead look at her face darn it speaking of the fake marriage

who do you think's gonna win the boxing match against Jake Paul your ex-husband or Tommy Fury? You love doing that. Literally, Addison is so happy right now. Oh, no.

Someone actually just asked me to go with them as a date to Jake's fight. You should. That would be Conan. You should film that. You should vlog that. You should have a sign that says, go ex-husband. I'd be crying. No, you should have a sign for his opponent.

Oh. Oh. Oh my God. You should make a video with Tommy. I wish I could like have that in me. Like I really just should be petty, right? Like he hopes I die. I know.

Why is she pretending she's not like always a malicious bitch? She's like, I could never do that. Like any of your other exes you would. I feel like it's just Jake you have a soft spot for. Yeah. What's up with that? I think it's, I'm not like, is this bad to say, but I almost think, like, he can out-petty me. Like, it's not that I'm, like, won't. I'm afraid.

He's almost too good. No, and that's why I, like, had such a feeling for him. What did he say? Wait, he responded to the Yolanda and Gigi thing? He waited 22 months to continue fighting with Gigi Hadid. Like, imagine what that man would do to me if I tried to fight with him. Yeah, and he knows too much. I honestly, like,

He also has no filter. Guys, I'm gonna leave you to flirt while I have to pee, him. He's gonna win. He also has no filter. Guys, I'm gonna leave you to flirt while I have to pee because I'm literally gonna piss my pants. You can't just leave in the middle. You guys should have a little dating show moment. Bryce, you should interview Brooke. I'm down. I was, but I mean, it was fun.

Why are you not wearing shoes or socks? If you don't change those underwear before we go out, you're not doing that I'm wearing a suit to the party by the way. Are you yeah, what color it's like it's like a tux Yeah, I'm wearing a tux because I'm interviewing like all the creators there Yeah, wait, you're working the party. No, I'm not working the party. What do you mean? You're interviewing everyone's gonna get drunk. You know those viral TikToks where people like interview

drunk people? I'm gonna do that except with like creators. Wow, you're always working. Fucking yeah, when I'm sober. Sobriety rules! Is it gonna- Wait, that sucks. I wouldn't go anywhere when I'm sober. Is there nothing in that? That's empty. Kyla? I don't actually want

anything. Oh yeah, you can't drink. Well, I can. I physically can, but I'm not going to. Today I was shitting, and you kept calling me, being such a psycho cat. Is that why you kept declining? Yeah, because I didn't want you to, like, answer while I was shitting. But then again, like, I don't know why. Also, you didn't wake up until, like, 3 p.m.

I was trying to do... That's an early morning for Tana. People always ask me why we don't just actually date, because of, like, the ship content, and, like, sentences like that are, like, p.m. I was trying to do... That's an early morning for Tana. People always ask me why we don't just actually date because of like the ship content and like sentences like that are like 100% why. Is that why? What?

Is that why you guys don't date? Why? I think we both because you're a meathead. We both would... No, not like because like we both would... Like, you know.

All right. Who would be a worse boyfriend? Me or Chris Miles? Like, who would be worse? Who would you rather date? Again. Honestly? And Chris, you're going to love this one because you hate me for everything I say on the mod

because I think I still pick Chris Miles. Wow. Is it the face taps? He is a good boyfriend. He's a good, he's a very yes man. No, I liked you two together. You would cheat on me. You would lie to me.

You would flirt with other girls in front of me you're horrible to take care of I would not flirt with girls in front of you do we have anything else we want to talk about I'm a lot of things

but I do not flirt with girls in front of my girlfriends honestly that's really saying a lot yeah I know it's like you know I can do that behind the scenes but you like actually completely would also do that at least you have the courtesy that's important

I think I'm gonna get bitched out in front of everyone now I'm gonna like wait until you're not looking and then I'm like hey you're so noble I'm nice I'm a nice guy and I still don't understand why I'm single ladies fucking hit me up now you're just being rude I'm nice. I'm a nice guy and I still don't understand why I'm single. Ladies, fucking hit me up. Now you're just being rude. I'm like,

God, Jesus Christ. I messaged you 20 times. Ladies, ladies. It was cute before. This is the craziest threesome. It's coming out on Tana's OnlyFans. I'm getting 75% of the credit. And I'm getting zero.

Bryce, do you have anything else you want to fucking say before I cut this? I've had you. You're here. Yeah, we got our clout. So I called out... What are you doing? You popping a pimple? No. Oh my god.

You can't just do that to people. Was it a whitehead? Yeah, it was fun though. Oh. Alright, anyways. I called out Karina for a a boxing match people took it seriously i don't i don't understand how people like people are actually dumb you want to clarify that on my podcast anyway yes clip this right now i did not call corinna out to box because obviously i whooped

that bitch's ass he's like fuck that bitch up but Tana is gonna fight Corinna for me no I'll fist fight you right now I don't wanna be Owen too I mean he beat me too

and I was gonna say she'd be a better opponent than Austin McBrook get off my set what the fuck is that thing when did that get there literally it's always

been there Bryce but I love you so much gorgeous angel icon legend okay guys we're gonna go Brooke and I are gonna finesse billionaires When did that get there? Literally, it's always been there, Bryce. But I love you so much. Gorgeous angel, icon, legend. Okay, guys. We're going to go. Brooke and I are going to finesse billionaires. Bryce is going to work the party even though he doesn't want to admit it.

We're wearing matching outfits. Did he tell you? What? Oh, he's wearing a suit and you're like black and white? No, he's a tuxedo and I'm wearing black. It's so cute because we actually, beforehand, we were like, what should we wear? So we got to take pics before all the wild stuff happens. Yeah, before you guys have psycho sex tonight.

Okay. This is going to be insane. Yeah, before you guys have psycho sex tonight. Okay. This is going to be insane. Yeah, I'm super excited for this. Only fans coming soon just for this video. I mean, I'll monetize at least that. You know what I mean? I don't even need a cut. Yeah, Brooke and I,

we're going to kill it tonight. I'm back with Bella Thorne. That was the... No, I'm just kidding. You kind of are though, right? No. Is it Jeff or Bella or me? I'm back with Bella Thorne. That was the... No, I'm just kidding. You kind of are though, right? No. Is it Jeff or Bella or me? I'm confused.

Well, guys, thank you so much for tuning in to this week's episode of the Cancelled Podcast. Brooke and I are fighting a bitch from too hot to handle. I am not back with Bella Thorne, contrary to popular belief.

I'm sorry to everyone I've offended. And Bryce Hall's here. Yeah, she's like... I'm content and happy. She's dripping wet right now. Okay, guys. Why do you always have to take it too far thank you for watching this week's episode of cancelled bye tanimusha is cancelled

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