Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - Episode 17: The Imari and Ashly Episode

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

In this episode I am joined by Imari Stuart and Ashly Schwan. We discuss my solution for making sure someone didn't hook up with my ex, why Ashly doesn't live with us, how they rank all my exs and the real story behind my breakup with Somer. This episode is sponsored by Manscaped (http://www.manscaped.com promo code Tana), Adam & Eve (http://www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana), and Noom (http://www.noom.com/tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Cancer. Don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else is canceled hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast today i can't fucking talk i'm so hungover today gather here today in holy matrimony. Today, we are gathered here today in holy matrimony. I am with my two best friends in the entire world. Amari Stewart and Ashley Schwan. Woo!

The OG trio. Woo! Abaweeba weeba weeba. Abaweeba. What the fuck is that? Oh my god Amari didn't know That's the thing too

With these two bitches Is some things They'll just never Let me live down What are you talking about? You don't know this Actually you've definitely Heard this story before too

It's really really fast Before we even started This podcast She was like If we tell any stories No long tangents Because we all Can talk forever

But We were in high school But I i believe i believe that we'll win chant that everyone does insta gators whatever you know i didn't know that we were like i i believe so so think like a big group of everyone in high school it's like I believe that we will win me just like trying to like blend in ah but we but we but wait and I'm like

wait a minute I don't know if I ever knew that I don't like telling people oh my god that's so fucking funny it just sticks it right here in my brain people this is

this is by far the most highly requested podcast I could offer anyone in the world. Everyone is like, we want Ashley and Amari. So today we have Ashley and Amari. And Ashley looks beautiful. I've never done a podcast with no makeup.

Big Bird in the building. Whenever I have on no makeup, he calls me Big Bird. The other day I call him and he answers and he goes hi big bird no it's because she gets on the phone and like she's it's like so close to her face her lips are juiced up and she's just like no makeup she's just like so i look like this i'm so hungover i like i i'm not even hungover like throwing up it's like beyond that it's like shaking disassociating chest pain so it's like alcoholism where you need more alcohol to be regular to be sober yeah no 100 we we all believe in hair of the dog here like if you're hungover you drink

which means we're all alcoholics i've never heard that saying but yeah yeah it works that's how i feel today i did something so fucking toxic last night omari knows that ashley doesn't so i'm looking at ashley because i know she's going to judge this shit out of me. And I'm trying to think about how I want to tell you this. Okay, so basically, my ex-boyfriend, Chris Miles. I have, well, no, I didn't do anything with him, but I just, I want to explain. I have, well, a problem. She's like, ex-boyfriend. Yeah, I actually think you, stop that.

No. No, I have a problem. I think you have this problem, too. Tell me if you do. No. I don't know if you do. No, tell me if you do. No. I don't know if you do. No. Tell me if you do.

Where it's like you date someone and even if you don't necessarily want to be back together, you really don't want to see them with someone like hot or like better or like good. Like it's fucked up. But like I want you to suffer. No. If I'm getting with my exes, it's straightly like fully just for a dick. No. I'm just saying. But if he were to get with someone after me that i found like really hot doesn't exist i hate it is

it just me no i and i get that you know that's like that's also the difference you date guys who like take their time after you break up i date like rappers who fuck like 400 girls who like you know what i mean i mean i wouldn't say take their time. I definitely, you know, I keep tabbing. But I mean like, you don't have to worry about them like fucking 400 girls in a week.

Like, you know what I mean? No, just like seven. And like all your, right. Basically, there's been this one girl

that I've told Chris Miles, like, you can fuck anyone, but I don't, what was it? What was the bit? Did I do that? No, but just, like, think about this person.

Oh, like they do drugs. Like they're a crackhead. Oh, yeah. No, that's a different person. Oh, okay. It's not... It's not the girl he tried to cheat on me with that does a lot of drugs.

It's someone else. And it's someone who's my friend. Literally. And I love her. I love her to death. I actually tried to fuck her way before he ever knew she existed.

But point being, at one point when we were first talking, I got drugged by myself. I went, I was the most fucked up I've been in my entire lifetime.

100%. I was talking about that night. It's the night of 24K Golden's birthday party. Where I was the most fucked up I've been in my entire lifetime. 100%. Are we talking about that night? It's the night of 24K Golden's birthday party. Where I was. Good God. What? Yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay.

Where Tyler Yahweh, like, I tried to fight a grown man. And then they pulled a gun on me. And then Tyler pulled a gun on them back. This was at 24K Golden's birthday party. I ran into Kid Leroy. Like, knocked him over. I, like, I ruined a bathroom. Like, took all the rails through the towels

it's she was so fucked up that she was stepping on my feet before we even got through the gate to get into the house and I turned around

and left I was like no I can't I didn't even know you were there till right now I was like

I have to go home I can't I don't remember one thing Hurricane Tana no this it's the well basically

I hours before that I saw Logan Paul at Catch and he told me something that I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing. And I took like 38 shots at Catch right then and there. And just like, I left Catch. There's a paparazzi video. I say Jose Canseco's my best friend. I didn't know him. I thought they meant Josie.

I thought they meant Josie. They asked me how I feel about Addison and Bryce's breakup. And I say, I'm so happy for them. I'm so happy for them. I hate people. I love them. But so this night I hooked up with, and I don't remember this. I don't know.

Young Gravy in a party. The rapper. I don't even know. In this party in front of Chris miles before we were dating But again, I was so inebriated out of my mind like this wasn't me And I honestly I was mad at Chris a while cuz I was kind of like you could have like saved me taking me out Instead of like hating me being mad at me. I don't know like if you really love someone like you I don't think he could have even taken you out of that now. You probably would've sure tyler had to literally pull a gun on someone

There was no helping you I had to literally pull a gun on someone to get me out of here. Yeah, and the someone was you. Like, bitch, get in the car. There was no helping you that night. No, it was horrible. It was really scary. It was the worst night of my life. But anyways, that night, Chris Miles saw me hook up with Young Gravy, left the party, and went and fucked this girl. She's like, it was Young Taco Bell. And.

Yes, yes. And so. And so. I didn't know that he fucked her that night. No, and so we just broke up. And I told him, you can fuck anyone but this girl. Because I didn't know that he fucked her that night. No, and so we just broke up. And I told him, you can fuck anyone but this girl. Because I think she's hot.

She's an icon. I tried to hook up with her. We're friends. Like, don't fuck my friend. Like, like, and I get at the time, like, she didn't know Chris and I were talking. And he was definitely like, baby, we're just, Ted and I are just friends. Like, he did, like, so I don't blame her at all for hooking up with him. I'm just saying, like, you know what I what i mean like she doesn't work like that i'm trying to carry the one it's just not no chris and

i were actually just fuck buddies at this point like we weren't like well um and i had hoes like you know i mean whatever but i mean point being um so i've been telling him you know don't do it and then every time we'll fight he's a little spiteful. And I'm like, I'm just going to go fuck her, whatever. So last night I had sex with her. And then made her call him naked from my bed and tell him that she would never fuck him. Is that actually what happened? Yes. Like, yes.

Oh, wow. Like, she calls him. I make her call him. And the first thing she says is i just fucked yo bitch you fat motherfucker like you know the tiktok stuff i fucked your bitch just says that and i was like but like i had to make sure he didn't do it and i felt like the best way to do it was just maybe you could have just had a conversation with her while you were like finger banging her like hey bitch maybe bitch, maybe stop fucking my ex.

Well, she never she hasn't yet. I just want to join. She hasn't yet or she has? Well, she did in the in the past, the Young Gravy night. But I mean, like since we've broken up, she hasn't. Because now she like knows, you know. Or because you won't let him out of your sight. I have his Lyft notifications right now.

And it's so funny. I blocked him a couple of weeks ago and he was communicating with me through the Lyft app. Oh, my fucking God. He sends me his every Lyft ride, so it's great. I actually do know him. My mom actually told me the other night that while we were in Vegas, she was like, this is so embarrassing that I even overheard Tana and Chris having this conversation. Oh, my God.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Tana goes, why'd you block me last night? He goes, I didn't block you, but why'd you block me? She goes, well, I blocked you because I thought that you blocked me. He goes, I didn't block you. I just wasn't on my phone. But why'd you block me? Or why did you think that I was blocking you?

What did you do? She's like, I didn't do anything. I did something. And my mom knows everything. Like, my mom knows everything. So she's just like, what? No, and I have this thing where it's like, if you block me, I have to block you back. Because it's like.

Well, duh. Yeah, like, I don't want. Like, you can unblock me and be disappointed for a little bit just to be like, oh, shit. Because I know you're going to fucking unblock me. So it's like when you unblock me and say like, hey, I'm sorry for being crazy. I don't want to see delivered insight on your motherfucking phone that's a whole ass thing i can't but yeah that was honestly i think it's the craziest thing i've done this year the girl that i fucked last night told me that she walked in to this um basically

my ex-boyfriend always goes to the studio with another one of my exes they're always there whatever um and everyone's there they have parties parties all the time. She walks in. I wasn't there. She walks in and she sees my ex with a bitch naked on her knees

and he's holding a fully loaded gun and she's sucking it. See, that like, like, what about that to you is like attractive. It's gonna be the crackhead.

It's like, this bitch is so out of her goddamn mind. She doesn't know that she could die in any second. Any second. Uh-huh. And then she's like, he's so sexy. He has bitches on his knees. And he's like, bitches will be on their knees for him.

Yeah, ketamine out of their mind. They think they're horses at this point. They're tranquilized. They're literally tranquilized bitches on their knees. She's like, bitches gawk over him. I'm like, no, babe, horses gawk over him. What do you mean? I can't believe that.

No, I cussed him out fully. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I want to tell his mother that. So how was that? It was fun. I mean, it was fun. It's the high pitch for me. I'm like, I do have Chris's wallet.

That is my new wallet now. You have Chris's wallet? Like, why does he leave it? Yeah, because I lost my YSL wallet. Not once, but twice. I thought I lost it at Life is Beautiful. So then he was like, oh, I have this YSL wallet that I'm not using. Pulls it out of his pocket after Life is Beautiful and just gives it to me.

I was like, I know he doesn't remember that. That's so fucking funny. No, he didn't remember that. Then I brought it up to him later. He's like, oh, I didn't know i did that and i was like yeah well i'm keeping it you're fucking i still don't have a wallet nice i mean no he's the best i just i'm starting to really realize but you know eight months late that we should be friends um a guy like you should wear a warning he's toxic yeah for britney spears lyric oh wow i'm loving that

free her she's. She's free. She's free. Did you see? There's conspiracies that she got, like, lip filler and shit, and I cried today. I hope she doesn't. I know. I cried today because all the comments were like, yeah, she finally has access to self-care, and then I'm in the nail salon thinking about the fact that she, like, didn't have access

to self-care, and I teared up. Imagine being Britney Spears and not being able to get, like, a facial. Oh, bitch. Or, like, a massage. I would straight up beat every single human around me. Like, don't come near me unless you give me, like, a blowout and filler. Oh, I would have been so mad. With the billions of dollars that I have, almost.

Yeah, honestly, like, it's just so fucked up. It's crazy that she was, like, not chill about it, but I just mean, like, I would have been killing mother fuckers. Like, there's no way that it would have lasted 15 years or however many years, 16, 17, with any of us. But now I want to get into having just like a little group convo because i feel like we have a lot of things to address and talk about and we're going into it today people tweeted me the craziest questions and i actually just want to answer them i want to answer them all i just want to go in um before i do that though um i just want to say and i just want your two's opinion i think the island boys are hot i saw that on my way here and that's where it like

you said something oh i'm logging off and i was like no i'm logging off of twitter what the fuck is that you don't know who they are i don't know who they are okay so they look like pineapples i think i've seen like one video of the ones that have like like fully tatted they look like twins yeah it's so scary Don't ever publicly say that Because it just makes so much sense I did publicly say that Should I slide in? Should I get me an island boy? Don't embarrass yourself

No This is so typical Tana I feel embarrassed That can't be typical Tana Like what? I know I wasn't I don't think I've always been like like in high school I liked hot boys yeah so revert back

I liked hot boys in high school she liked all boys in high school I liked topped boys no not topped boys I was like you what speaking of topping someone I pegged someone yeah she did what are your thoughts on that Ashley Speaking of copping someone, I pegged someone.

Yeah, she did. What are your thoughts on that, Ashley? Bro, remember when we first started becoming friends and you were like, oh, I want to fuck you with the strap on? I would. No, I actually wouldn't now. It brought me back to those days. I was like, oh, remember when she wanted to peg me and now she's pegging her person of choice at the time? No, I pegged someone.

You don't know them. It doesn't matter. But point being is I just always had this fetish of, like, wanting to, like, fuck someone and have a dick. And then I did it. But honestly, doing it, like, ruined my life because now I think sexually I have nothing, like, that I want to do anymore. Like, I always had that one thing that I really wanted to do. And now that I've pegged

I'm like where do you go from there? It's crazy. It's because Tana's crazily obsessed with like power. No literally I'm like you my bitch with your penis. Check out my penis. I'm scared. You're sick. Sick. to Kumo Tread Experts dealer near you at treadexperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there.

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Take a chance. Must be 19 plus, available in Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. But Ashley, I mean, I guess honestly the number one question I want to talk about. What? Because I honestly want a fucking answer. I'm just kidding.

Why don't you live with us? I'm just joking. Because the Sonos? No, the fucking amount of houses that we looked at trying to find two master bedrooms

that was just not a thing and then like, it's a master bedroom, kids rooms, period. Like that is it in every single goddamn motherfucking house in LA. his closet's a cabinet. Like, I get it. Oh, it's so sad. It rooms, period. Like, that is in every single goddamn motherfucking house in LA.

Like, his closet's a cabinet. Like, I get it. Oh, it's so sad. It's so sad. You guys, if you saw my old room versus my current room, like, you'd be like, hashtag keep Amari in your prayers. It's like, it's one thing. It's like, I would have had to buy three rooms because I have my fucking giant ass desk set

up. That's two giant monitors, plus my two other little computers next to that my fucking vanity that's this big and our past house was crazy like just the rooms like you had a master room in a way like you know what I mean I mean obviously you were paying master room price what did you pay like 6k 8k 6.5

like crazy but that honestly really is the answer and it's like it's so funny cause she you just did a Q&A and every comment was like, are you and Tana still friends? And I think that's the most insane. We've never been friends. We've been sisters since we met. Literally.

I thought you were just going to say, we've never been friends. We've never been friends. Never liked each other. Just always fucking hated each other. Yeah, like, we want our debt, you know? No. But like, we both are master bedroom ass bitches. And we just like the market so shit right now.

We have shit. We kept touring houses. And it was just like, it's like that the type of house I'm wanting is still very expensive. It's just like all the rooms are really tiny. So she'd be paying a high ass price for a tiny ass room. I'm always like, I am doing that. But like, so it just came down to the fact that we wanted to try to master. But I actually hate where I live and she's moving within a year

so hopefully we will find a house with two masters a house house and just get back to life we lived in seven houses together before this pretty much seven?

seven? right let's see um Vantage? yeah we might as well just say them just say them out loud Vantage 1

Vantage 2 um Serpens in Vegas Josephine at one point we had an apartment together because we got evicted and we shared a room and we had two mattresses next to each

other. We literally just fucked people. 5-11. We would fuck people. I would fuck people next to your sleeping body. Yeah, you would. Thank God I was fucking asleep. Oh my God, Josephine. The townhome. Alamar. The townhome. Elijah's. Oh, wait. No, the townhome. Oh, townhome. Al-Amar. The townhome. Oh, Fuller. Elijah's. Oh, wait.

No, the townhome. Oh, Fuller. We lived at Elijah's together. Duplex. Duplex. We lived. The duplex was crazy. Duplex was honestly so funny. It was just me and Ashley.

Like, it was. Those were good times. And then I took over the other side. Whatever. That was so bad. We got so scared. Oh, my God. Can we talk about that?

I filmed over there. I have a whole YouTube video in there. So do I. People are asking actually fucked up crazy shit we've done. At one point, I lived in a town youtube video in there so do i people are asking actually fucked up crazy shit we've done at one point i lived in a town home here in los angeles and next door like a duplex like as in like you know like they're attached it's like not even like a like a rental it's like long-term airbnb one big ass house divided into a long-term airbnb oh yeah we were renting it long-term airbnb we were renting it on Airbnb for, like, months.

And basically, I lived in this one side with Elijah Daniel and Christine Sidelko. Crazy time. I was dating Lil Xan. Everything I was doing was just concerning. But I lived. That place was ratchet. We lived. So ratchet.

We lived in this duplex. And basically, I don't even know if the same person owned both. Like, it could have been two different owners. We don't know. No clue. But we discovered one day that the house next door, the duplex next door was empty and no one lived there and it was nicer. So we would just trespass, break in, have all of our friends sleep in the duplex. We'd sleep there.

Yeah. Like, whole thing. Locked front door, locked back door. But we found our way in. We broke in and we'd sleep in this duplex like homeless squatters I was downstairs

front bedroom like FaceTiming people every night like yeah I'm in LA what are you doing like that is so fucked up that's extreme extreme trespassing

I don't even know we'd go upstairs get so scared we're like are there ghosts here no that house was super haunted no I was about to say like both sides

like you would feel like there's a ghost right behind you you would feel it in your side and that's really where my sleep paralysis started like the bruising and i like i'd have dreams or something would like punch me and then i'd wake up with the bruise there like that was where that all really started and i filmed we filmed you and i actually filmed a starbucks video where we were trying all the holiday drinks from starbucks please look it up in place, we were trespassing in and we would just lie about it on the internet because we didn't want the landlord to see it. You guys filmed it in that side?

Yeah. I thought it was there. It was on the- No, we filmed. Because the other side would always be so gross and dirty. Always so disgusting. I don't even- And the dog?

And I actually don't even- Yeah, there was a dog that lived there and it was just like shit. It was horrible. So we'd always trespass into that we filmed on that side we did it's so funny because i was like too afraid to even turn on like lights on that side so y'all like lit that bitch up got ring lights up in there like did the whole thing because we were like this place is so clean and gray and no one ever caught us which is crazy like whoever owned that duplex never checked in i would sleep every night and wake up like a little earlier than like usual. Because I'm just like, what if the owner like comes and like wants to check on this side?

No, you'd wake up there so paranoid. So paranoid. Because you'd be like, oh my God, I'm trespassing. I have to leave. And then we'd go back over to the other side. Like what if like the owner comes at like 7 a.m. And like they are renting it out to someone. So they want to make sure things are okay.

I'm sitting there like. Showing off their apartment. I'm laying there like in my underwear like. Like I have dementia. She's like, I've gotten so fucked up so many times. I have no idea what's happening in my life anymore. Amari's drunk impression of me is so fucked up. I'm, like, to this guy right now who's, like, sober.

And, you know, obviously I did that with Monson, but, like, Amari's just been making fun of me to him. Can you do it? Can you do the impression of what I would act like to a guy that is sober that I'm dating? Okay, so here's Tana and well, we're not gonna even say said guy just any like sober guy

she's like in a relationship with and they get in their first fight and he's like, you're so fucking drunk right now. I can't even deal with you. And she's like, I don't even fucking drink. So fucking stupid you are. You're trying to manipulate me right now. You go filthy every time. I can't believe you would do something like this

this is so typical of you I'm having second thoughts keep in mind he's not slurring as much as she does because he wants you to understand but she slurs a lot more than I slur right this is the clean version slurring we know so is the clean version. She's slurring.

We know, so the entire way, the entire time, like the drive to Vegas, it's a seven hour car ride. Okay, but you're- Her and Ty in the car getting drunk the entire way. I'm not kidding. Obviously, I'm sober.

I'm driving and it's a seven hour car ride because it's the day before Thanksgiving. Normally, it's a four hour car ride. So I was furious. No, shut up. You were furious. No, shut up. You were furious. Bitch, shut the fuck up.

Don't even. It's like, it's like that movie Are We There Yet? I'm not even kidding you. Oh my god, the two little kids in the back. And they're like,

every like, two hours progressively they're more fucked up. They have to pee again. Every stop they pee at they walk out with more white claws. They have to pee again. I stopped three pee at, they walk out with more white claws. I stopped three times on this car ride.

I never stop on a car ride to or from Vegas. Not one stop. Three times. Three times. One of your stops took 30 minutes. I'm not kidding you. I was buying hats. She comes out with, she's like, I got you a snow globe. I don't give a fuck

about a snow globe that says Las Vegas. It doesn't even snow in Las Vegas and I grew up here so I know that. What? Anyways,

sorry audio listeners. I'm screaming in the mic at you guys right now. I thought a gift would make you less mad at me. Oh my God. And it was slurring the entire car ride

and then finally we get to my house. Ari comes over. No. He walks in. And my family, like, they're just like, okay, like, everyone's, like, settled in. I was like, honestly, I need a drink. Like, I can't deal with them any longer. They're already so drunk.

Ari gets to, like, 25, 30 minutes later. Tana's like, let's take a shot. Let's take a shot. I'm like, why is she taking any shots? She's literally blacked out already. Your dad and I were blacking out. I love dad. Ari looks at me. We're sitting on the couch. And he goes, oh, no, she's sl a shot. I'm like, why is she taking any shots? She's already blacked out already. Your dad and I were blacking out. Ari looks at me, we're sitting on the couch, and he goes, oh no, she's slurring.

Who said this? Ari, he was like, oh, she's slurring, slurring. And I was like, you don't understand what I went through today. Well, first of all, I know the problem is that unfortunately Amari's boyfriend and I really enable each other when we're drunk because we both, and you're like my brother.

I'll jump in on this. Also me, if I'm drunk with Ty blacking out because I'm with Ty and when they're both pissing me off like I'm not afraid to be rude to Ty because it's my boyfriend like I love him you're not afraid to be rude to me what the fuck I'm not afraid to be rude to you cause you're my sister

I'm not afraid to be rude to you cause like you're my sister so it's like our bond like we're unbreakable and also if you're just pissing me off like you know likebreakable and also give you just pissing me off like you know Like you're gonna know if you're pissing me off. So then like I'm like rude to tie and tennis like You're gonna take that You too bitch he's crazy Jet and pop these bitches out of my car Cause I can't deal Any longer

No parachute Ty and I live For pissing you off That's the problem Cause he's your boyfriend And I'm You're like my brother And I like actually

Like I get high Like on some meth shit Of pissing you The fuck off She sees like steam Coming from my head And she's like And I'm like

Not the The spot on that You're not a real person right now Like hands go fly I'm sorry It makes me so angry I'm kidding too Like when we were at home

One day I have my door completely locked Shut And she's like talking shit through the door And she was making me so angry She said some stupid shit It's like early in the daytime Whatever she like starts going she's staying upstairs in my house. I'm saying downstairs in my room So she says something my family's like oh, what's that knows you're talking? She's like nothing. I was just fucking with the Mario just

Laugh so then I couldn't even take it anymore through the right go No the door i go no through like my bedroom i was like i'm not dealing with this bitch and she made me so angry i was like i want to like talk shit back but i think the best form of talking shit back would just be mocking her make fun of her and let you know you sound stupid oh my god I'm gonna bang my head against the wall. It's bad too because your mom, like she just wants to see you. It's wholesome and sweet but I'm saying

if I'm banging on your fucking door at 7am she's like do it. She wants you to wake up. So I just I don't know. I can't not. Tana comes home from the club. This is all in like one Thanksgiving weekend. She comes back from like She comes back from a club. This is all in like one Thanksgiving weekend. She comes back from like She comes back from a night.

It's like 5 a.m. or something like that. Ty and I get home like 2, 3, whatever. And we're sitting there and I'm like, oh my god. Like my family locks their front door

as most normal people do. Which we do too when we have armed security with big fat guns. Don't come here. William. Oh, I want to talk about William next.

No, but I'm just like, okay, so my whole family's asleep. It's just Ty and I like the rhythm of the wake. Like it's going to be my responsibility to let Tana in. And so she gets home

at like five. And she texts my family group chat because now they added her. God damn it. Yeah, she's like, is the front door unlocked? No, it's not unlocked. Debbie, give me your phone. And she texts my family group chat because now they added her. God damn it. Yeah. Yeah, and she's like, is the front door unlocked? No, it's not unlocked.

Debbie, give me your phone. I'll be gone for five minutes and the front door is completely locked. Like, I'll be, like, oh, my God. So then I'm like, Ty. Like, I'm awake the entire time. But I was like, Ty, I swear to fucking God. Like, when she gets here, if you let her in this bedroom. Because the night before, she was sitting here for 30 minutes. minutes just talking and I was trying so hard to go to bed.

So I was like, Ty, I swear to fucking God, if you let her in this room, I'm going to kill myself. I can't deal with her. You have to tell her I'm asleep. If you don't, you don't love me. Find you somebody who loves you, but also wants you dead. So then she gets home and I was like please please please please please and he like takes her upstairs

they like hang out and I was like well we went to my room and talked shit about you you're perfect talk all the shit you want talk all the shit you want cause all the shit I talked

was I can't have her in here that's how I can't handle her I can't even handle this out no I on it

there's something about me. Even right now, give me two shots. I want to fight with you. I want to fucking piss you off. Not with you. I love you. Do you remember when we were on tour in 2017? Absolutely.

And she would just come to my bunk and open it for no reason. She's like, camera. And I was like. I'm out of your mind. Do something. Do something. Come on. I'm trying to sleep.. Do something. Do something. Do something. Come on. I'm trying to sleep.

Yo, tour. Tour was so fun. We should tour again. Imagine all of us on this tour bus, like, breaking the toilet. Remember, was it you and me that got roofied? Yes. Yes. Are you kidding?

Oh, have we ever told this story? Ashley and I, we went to a strip club in a random city on tour, and a stripper roofied the both of us. We both ordered. I just want to add in. both ordered one amf and us being from vegas we drink at least three amfs to get tipsy adios motherfucker adios motherfuckers aka mix all of the alcohol mix together with some blue fucking braz if you will um we drink at least three to be buzzed but no, but no, no, no, no, no. In life, I mean. Oh, in life? Yes, but that night we drank half of one

and then I woke up the next day. It was bad. It was so bad. Ashley and I fully got roofied by this trip where I'll never forget her. And our tour manager

honestly wanted all of us dead. Well, they were, okay, so we had a curfew. He used to be who was tour manager like Young Thug or someone. No, no, don't care. It was like Kanye

on some shit. Like it was like a big name. Yeah, it was like Kanye. Imagine going from being Kanye West tour manager to Tana Mongeau and friends. I just remember too

because like we we could go out and do whatever we wanted on tour. When like we were like 19 with like fake IDs. But like we had a bus call. Yeah, we had a bus call. So had a bus call so it's like be

back by like 1 30 or it's leaving without you whatever time what yeah leaving without you yeah you're gonna leave without the fuck and of course us being 19 year old assholes too we're like what are you gonna do about the show tomorrow no but we were always the same time we're rushing to get there by one or two we were always good about that though but this yeah these two bitches like we're literally like running a little late, but then we make it on time. But instead of making it on time, they're outside of the bus.

I was in doggy style puking on the tires. They're rolling up on the curb. Oh my god. I couldn't tell you. I don't know. I remember going into the fucking strip club. We ordered drinks. We sat down.

There was some stripper giving me a lap dance i was uncomfortable i was like whatever me and you go back up to the bar me and you go back up up to the bar with a girl tanya probably one of our tour moms and not olivia she fucking and then i woke up the next day but anyways i remember one time one of the tour moms i was like can you carry my suitcase and she's like i think the fuck not and i was like you think the fuck what like we were like fighting like it was horrible um i know our tour manager walter i look back and i understand a lot of his points it was more so just that like he was very much not easy going and one day i i'll never forget this too i was a cunt and i'm gonna say this i look back and i was

no i was a fucking cunt like i'll say it i look back and i was a no i was a fucking cunt like i'll say it i look back and like i've grown now and i would not act like this but at the time it was so but we were so tanimojo at that time no and but it was also just like we were in our like 30th fight of the tour and a lot of times he would just be like i remember one time you were like dying sick and he was so mad at you for like not doing the show i had full-blown tonsillitis i'm not even kidding and it was like we're not doing that like diagnosed sometimes he was wrong or like the bus would break down and we'd be mad and then like he wouldn't care and then the next day he'd be fighting with us over like meal orders and like it was we we were like 30 shows in our four days i wanted this man the wi-fi we'd fight

over the wi-fi we yeah like we were just fighting all the time with this guy and it was just like a lot and one day amari's sick as fuck so i'm sitting with him like getting him to go to a doctor with tanya like helping whatever and the tour manager comes in and he's like none of your fucking fans are gonna like you in a fucking year um like you fucking little bitch like literally like popping off on me because you're late and i'm like i'm late because he's sick and I'm like I'm late because he's sick and I'm trying to help him

and I'm sorry and also like they know I'm gonna be late that was the show that I was sick like you're tweeting about it that was the show that I was sick

and you guys I was dying and I tweeted like yo I'm gonna be 20 minutes late to the meet and greet I tweeted I was like I'm sorry like whatever no one's mad I know my fans

and he was just trying to convince me that like you're gonna have no fans eventually if you keep being 20 minutes late to your shit and i'm like my if i was on time i i would have no fans like they like they just not expected and we're like fighting and basically i had this like we had like a thousand person meet and greet and i asked every single person it was like one of the biggest ones it was like one of the new york ones like huge like new jersey new york we did a meet and greet of a thousand people so obviously keep in in mind, one by one, a thousand people come up to you like, hi, can I have a photo?

Hi, can I have a photo? Hello, hello, hello. I asked every single person and every single parent, I was late today. Are you mad at me? Before even speaking. While he was taking the photos. Hi, I was late. Are you mad at me?

Hi, I was late today. Are you mad at me? Because me and Amari and I are standing next to her. Like, our heads are like, ding, ding, ding. Like, we're going insane because we keep hearing this. No, by the end of the meet and greet, everyone cussed me out. And I got there late, too. I got there, like, 20 minutes, 30 minutes late.

I don't even know. I walk in with, like, a big blanket on. Like, I'm dying. I was just trying to be a passive-aggressive cunt. I was late today. Are you mad at me? I was like, are you guys mad at me? Like, that's exactly what it was. I got on stage and the entire crowd was chanting, I was late today. Are you mad at me? I was like, are you guys mad at me? That's exactly what it was.

I got on stage and the entire crowd was chanting, I was late today. Are you guys mad at me? Like, it was horrible. That tour was so fun, though. Other than the fighting,

looking back, we should tour again. We have a horrible time. No, no. The flying tour was fun. The bus tour with X, X, and X names. Oh, Maya and Yayin.

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I've tried to address it in like the mildest way because I don't fucking care at all. Like, I'm like, amf to you audio some other seriously um and we never answered these questions because we just didn't want the drama and for a long time i really lived in fear of these people exposing my like secrets um yeah yeah and you're telling me so much fear has navigated my life i actually want to talk a little bit about my ex-boyfriend and expose something he did after this that I've never said. We're doing it all this episode. I'm doing it all this episode.

But people always ask why we are no longer friends with Maya and Isabella. They're not friends. Are you friends with Maya? I'm friends with Isabella. Not at all. Isabella and I are friends with Isabella. Yeah, I guess you guys are still friends with Isabella. I'm not pissed about that. I don't Isabella. Yeah, I guess you guys are still friends with Isabella. I'm not pissed about that.

I don't hate that. I love it. She's like, I don't hate that. I don't care. Oh, I just cracked my neck so hard. I understand. Let's talk about Maya first, I guess. I'm like, here we go.

We can talk about Maya. Fuck her. Don't care. She did a whole live stream, too, coming we go. We can talk about Maya. Fuck her. I'm like, boom, boom. Don't care. She did a whole live stream too, like coming for me. And it was just sad. Me? And you? Yeah, it was you too.

She never came for me because that's the thing too. Like I'm typically nice to people, but he really, really pissed me off. Oh, then you're done for. And I was nice the whole time. I'm just patient. I mean, I guess Maya was our friend for a long time,

but I think that people have friends when they're growing up and they're young and things happen. That's just what's crazy about being on the internet is you are held to, once you post someone

as your best friend, like, you're held to be the best friend forever. Or it's like, why not? But, like, people sometimes don't agree and they fall out. That's the big premise. But, I mean, I don't,'t i mean what do i say we we

didn't a lot of for me at least both people is just a morals not aligning thing how do you say the user is the abuser like that was yeah i mean basically like the big falling out was that we all signed a lease together and we had a very deep pact about all living together in this house because the rent, I had to pay it all up front because we'd all just gotten evicted together. Wrongfully evicted, but like there's still an eviction on your record.

Not on me, eh? I like how this is how you think about this whole Maya situation, but this is not my Maya situation at all. Wait, really? Ash is like... Ever heard of Cabo? What did she do in Cabo? Why do I have the worst

memory? To me? In Cabo. What did she do in Cabo? Maya equals greater than or equal to. Just air it out, air it out, air it out. Please. What did she do to you in Cabo? Why did she do to me in Cabo? Are you kidding? I'm blanking. Okay.

Air it out. Now that everything is out on the table and everyone knows fucking everything at this point. All of us, our whole big old friend group, Isabella, Maya included every single one of our friends that you could think of. We all went to Cabo we were all like 18 19 so cute quirky whatever

go to Cabo me and Ivan end up hooking up Ivan if you know him he's now my ex boyfriend most current ex boyfriend dated him for the past almost a year

on accident and then but i've also you know we had a pass back in the day four or five years ago whatever um because of this so all of our friend group goes to cabo i don't even know how to go about this me and ivan hook up. Whatever. As we do. I didn't know that my best friend Ivan, it's like literally one of my best friends, like he would be sitting on this couch with us. My best friend Ivan,

I thought he was single because he told me, hey, I'm single. I'm not dating this girl anymore. Wasn't fucking single. Yeah, probably wasn't single or broke up with his girlfriend just to hook up with me type of a guy. Love you, Ivy.

Should I not say this? Fucking say it. No, I feel bad, but this is what happened. To the girlfriend, I swear on my life, he said, oh, I'm single, whatever. Who cares? She's long gone. No, she's probably really happy now. R.I.P. that pussy.

As we are. Go, go, go. Anyways, so yeah, he tells his girlfriend that they're broken up tells me that they're broken up we hook up whatever and um then i go back to my room that i was because i stayed in his room whatever we hooked up i go back to my room on a balcony in front of hundreds of people my dad yeah the whole balcony thing is a thing, you know? I was... As you should. As they say, riding that dick like a BMX.

On a balcony. On a balcony like Courtney and Scott. But what did Maya do? Like Courtney and Scott. She said, knock. Ride the dick, whatever. Come back to my best friends, Maya and Tana. And I'm like, oh my God.

Like, I just slept with Ivan last night. He's so cute. This and that. Like, oh my God. Da-da-da-da-da. And, oh wait, this gets so deep. What'd she do? So before I hooked up with Ivan that night.

Isabella is in this. Isabella and I, or Isabella was with me when Ivan was, like, on the balcony of this said hotel room. And Ivan's on the balcony of this said hotel room. And Ivan's on the balcony. And Isabella and I are looking through his phone to see if he's still single. So I open up his phone, go to his text messages with his girlfriend that I thought he had. Look at their messages. I'm like, okay, I think they're broken up, whatever. Like, we can hook up.

Hook up. Whatever whatever wake up come back to your like our room me you and maya's room oh my god i hooked up with ivan last night oh my god yeah like i i don't think he's like dating that girl anymore blah blah blah and then maya i don't know exactly what she said to Ivan, but Maya, yeah, Maya listened to everything that I said. She was like, oh, my God. And went and told Ivan. No, went and told Ivan, but told him like she went through your phone and was like oh like she was saying like that I said

that him and I had way better conversations than him and her like like just yeah just like making up some weird shit I would never go to my friend's new man and like say everything she just said to me especially like my best friend I would never ever to my friend's new man and like say everything she just said to me, especially like my best friend.

I would never, ever do that to like that as well. But also like I'm not like, oh, my God, I read their text messages and like our messages because I never messaged Ivan. Me and Ivan never texted before. You just fuck it out. Exactly. We would just fuck it out. Sounds like some shady shit. No, but like we would never text.

So I'm like that. That doesn't even like add up. Like me and him don't text. How are our text messages messages better than and you were still her friend for a while after this i just want to give that to you like you know you at that point that honestly after that trip you and i decided that it was a matter of time before we cut her off exactly and honestly i'll always say i'm so grateful for maya because at that time um my best friend was isabella and i there's just a lot of things behind the scenes that were going on

and I don't mean this in shade to her it was more just that like I was really unhappy and I felt like I needed a lot of different things in a friend and I feel like the same thing

was happening with you and Maya and Maya introduced you and I and so I'll never ever not be grateful for her I literally just go chills like I'm so grateful that I met you through her like I wouldn't change anything

I'll never forget was it Summer's bed or what's-his-face's bed that you were, like, laying on when we met? What's-his-face's bed? Maya and... What was Maya's boyfriend's name?

Clay. Clay. It was Clay. It was Clay. And she was cheating on him. Hello would make us lie. Oh, my God. Don't get me started.

But she does. Still to this day. Point being, though, I mean, we're not... i'm not friends with my for a very different reason it was that we all um we got evicted wrongfully but there's still an eviction charge on your shit whether you get evicted wrongfully or rightfully you are evicted like that that shows forever so when you try to apply for a new house it's very difficult no one wants to rent it to you. And Maya still really wanted to live with me, was begging me. Like you and I were down to get an apartment together. And like she was begging us like, no, please let me live with you.

So was Isabella. We move into this house and I have to pay the entire lease up front. I told every single person I almost made them all sign contracts, but I trust them. They were my best friends. If I'm paying this money, you have to live here for the duration of the lease. Like, the entire lease and pay me rent every month. I can't afford that.

I'm paying it up front because I'm grateful to have this money and whatever, but, like, I... Up front? Yeah, exactly. And every single person, upon moving in,

up and moved out for no reason. Maya moved in to be with her then-husband, Yayan. And she left us. And and she the word husband even just like really just throws me topsy-turvy no and but she was lying to us for weeks like she was telling us i'm not moving out i'd never move out and then she'd be on youtube like look we got pots and pans for our new house and that's how we found out and here's my dog yeah like oh that was the whole thing too too. They got this big ass dog.

It was ruining. I'm my dog. It was, that's the forever bit is Yaya saying, I got a dog. Moving in and just fucking up our house. Like, just, just a lot of using. Even at the time when I was close with my parents. She'd always tell. I got a dog story.

She'd always tell my parents, like, she's my sugar mama. You know what I mean? Like, it was just a lot of, like, using vibes. And then kind of turned around and tried to turn my followers against me. And it was just, lot of like using vibes and then kind of turned around and tried to turn my followers against me and it was just like shitty and that was the end of our friendship and then yayan later divorced her we tried to be his friend and live with him and that was an interesting situation still we still we don't hate like he's dope never hate like but the maya falling out just fell down on a lot of us feeling really fucked because then Ashley and I had to stay there and that we had to pay more rent.

Like we had to live in this house and now pay for her room space when she moved out for absolutely no reason because she didn't care about us. And it was just fucked. I mean, and so did Isabella, honestly. It was just it was just fucked. But then Ivan moved in and moved out within one day. But then Ivan moved in and then paid Isabella's like fee. So it was like, Isabella. So thank God for Ivan.

He is just. So great. Has a special place in my heart. So yeah, I don't even know. With Isabella, we just. People always ask why we aren't friends. Isabella and I just have disaligning morals and views on life. We are just two very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very different people.

And I would try my best. And I felt like my best was never good enough. And maybe she felt that way too. Some things happened with some boys too. Some boyfriends where I was like, what are you doing? I just never forget when I first met you and you were telling me things, like beef that you two had. And I was like, that's not what a friend's supposed to do.

I'm so confused. On both ends. I watched you both for so long. Even before you met her. I watched you both just be so cool. I watched so much between you two. She just brought out a side of me that I just hated too as well because it's like when I'm triggered in a fight or flight moment.

It just, I don't it just I don't know. I don't know. They're both crazy. But I love them both so much. And I hate that. But that is how Ashley and I kind of became best friends, because I would always like cry to her. Like, why am I being treated like this?

Why my best friend? And then she made me realize how a best friend should treat you. And that was kind of like the start of the end. And I don't know i definitely like there are days where i'm just like i wish we could like be civil but you just you hear a lot of things that people do after you've given them the world and you're not a big fan of it and i don't know i feel so i just i feel bad talking about the isabella situation because i know we were friends for like fucking like eight years and like i like i she did a lot for me when

my childhood was really horrible and i appreciate that but i we're just not we're very different people and we're not meant to be friends and our morals just don't align so i don't know but speaking of ivan literally the only thing i said to him that night was like love you but be you being with ashley did make me hate you and that was a big thing it made me hate myself no i mean but that was a big thing with you moving out it made me hate myself. No, I mean, but that was a big thing with you moving out too. I just feel like we could have figured something out

if he didn't have a lot of like, you know, like insight, like your pressure on, like he's just, he's not the best boyfriend. He's not the best human. Yeah, I don't think you guys belong together.

And I've watched you with a lot of relationships too, like in the past, like even in high school, like he's just not good with like girls and stuff like that. I just. I want you back with Michael.

I just don't think that you two. What? Are appropriate as a couple. Friends, everything works out fine. But guys, and I did not make this up today. I tweeted asking what people should ask us. And several fans asked me to make this game. So, I've made a game for the two of you.

And I want to, I want to talk about this game. So I've made a game for the two of you. And I want to, I want to talk about this game. Okay? Hi. I've made a list of some of my most memorable exes. I remember when you roasted me on TikTok. What'd you say?

What's my favorite letter? The letter an ex. Because also, she just doesn't know like, she'll call anyone her ex it could be like literally our last mailman

at our old house that's my ex yeah your ex mailman well like we kissed one time so like my ex give or take we had one in depth

conversation one night I swear he wanted to fuck me as an ex if you fuck me 20 times you're my ex I don't care I don't fucking care I would fucking hope

I'm just saying if you tell me you love me you're my ex if you tell me but she'll also like fuck you once that's also true point being is I've made you a game where I've listed all of my exes and I want you to both rank them

from favorite or from least favorite to favorite I love how you're saying I've made you a game as if your assistants weren't like making this happen. I think we should Dana doesn't even know where to buy a whiteboard.

I don't think we should make two answers. I think we should debate on making it one correct one answer. No, but I feel like you guys all have different opinions.

Don't you? I don't think so. Maybe a little. I think maybe a little bit. If they get too similar, we'll morph it into one. Okay. But let's try. I think I want, what should you guys do?

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please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Oh shit, that's going to cause some ruckus. Okay, let's talk about it actually. In the ref community. You did that with ease. With no question. because i know my answers so your your favorite ex of mine is one that i actually never publicized i love that man more than anything is rusty i love that man more than he he's like rusty is my little brother um

i haven't seen him oh i haven't seen him give you crazy, crazy, crazy toxic traits or like put anything crazy bad onto you. No, I was the toxic one. I know that. I fucked everything up. Yeah, like, I don't know. He's a normal guy. He's a photographer here in L.A. He is Instagram now.

What is it? I don't blame Rusty. Go stalk him. He's the best. Love him. Please, please, please love me. Number two is Tyler. All of us.

And I left him for Monson, and he would verbatim tell me all the time, you left a Bentley for a Prius. And, like, well, I mean, you know. I don't know. Lil Xan is your third favorite of all my exes. He fucking cheated on me. Fucking cheated on me. Oh, did he? But that's okay. Well, I mean, him and Chris are right there, so i guess they're like you know wow i don't know like they are both very

interchangeable if you want to like swap them you can i'm not gonna argue but like lozanne was like nice to me me and um you and lozanne are actually great friends yeah like if at any time like just for friendsgiving he was like i'm coming to see you and Ashley. Like he, Zan loves you more than anything. And we would also travel with him a lot. So you guys really bonded. Yeah, yeah. No, me and Mr. Dieg would, we were friends. Me and Chris haven't really like bonded like that.

So I put him below that. They are almost on the same level. But like, I know Chris is a little more toxic, should I say, in the most cleanest way of explaining things. Yeah. You know, he's like one of them is a little more popular on should I say, in the most cleanest way of explaining things. Yeah. You know, he's... One of them's a little more popular on SoundCloud than the other. Lil Xan is anti...

JJ, they're not SoundCloud rappers. I love them both. They are. ...stuff, and he is stuff. Anyways. Number five is Mod Sun. Yeah, Mod Sun was super sweet, super old.

Love Mod Sun. You would tell me every day I'm with a grandfather like you'd be pissed i would put mad son up towards like first or second because he's just a sweetheart great human being always made me feel like like welcome in every situation that i was like you know yeah when i was in a weird situation where he was there but the it was the age gap for me and also a lot of other weird little things that i'm sure a lot of people know like i don't know the whole stream karma stream karma yeah um noah noah noah love noah super sweet super nice also as well. Has me blocked. Has you blocked? Probably doesn't even like me that much, to be honest.

But I think she's super sweet. Maybe for number four. I forgot. There was an entire time where I remember. None of her fucking ex-girlfriends like me. Because they were very jealous of our friendship. I would always date girls who had a little bit of a jealousy tendency. I remember one Halloween you and I matched and I didn't match her. And she, she wanted us dead.

Yeah. No, she wanted to kill me. I don't know. So, therefore, I match and I didn't match her and she, she wanted us dead. Yeah. She wanted to kill me. I don't know. So, therefore, I put her in the middle. She's also a really nice girl, so I'd put her at the top. She has a great heart, so I'd put her at the top. But, you know, the fact that she hates me, I'd put her in the middle. Where I love to be in.

I love to be in the middle. Why don't you just meet me in the middle? Why don't you just meet me there? You know what I mean? Miss BT. Miss, you know. I don't think you liked her for one day.

Stupid fucking bitch. That's what I said. I don't think you liked Bella for one day. That was a joke. I'm not calling her a stupid fucking bitch at all, ever. Also a song.

Just a song. Yeah, Mr. Karma July and stupid fucking bitch. Exactly. She just fucking hates me. You know, she had good intentions, I think, with Tana for the most part. But she just fucking hates me you know she had good intentions I think with Tana for the most part but she just fucking hates me so I put her as low as I

possibly could um Brad is a using lying cheating manipulative deceitful whore and I don't fucking care about him and I hope if he you know got a little boop by like a little car um that'd be fine with me.

And I wouldn't look like I wouldn't link twice about it. I'd be like, yeah, you deserve everything. Jake Paul. I just don't even know what to say about him. Our conversations have been, hi, hey, hi. I think in the entire couple of years we were together, you went to his house one time. One time for, I think, Abby's birthday.

Yeah, 100%. And you weren't even there. You're not a Jake Paul. I'm not a Jake Pauler. You went to his house one time One time for I think Abby's birthday Yeah 100% And you weren't even there You're not a Jake Paul I'm not a Jake Pauler I've never been a Jake Pauler And I don't know anything about him So I can't talk about him Kim said that once about someone else

Summer God damn Dumbass I hope he rots in fucking hell Where he deserves to be Um, Summer dim-a-dam goddamn Hollings dumbass worth. I hope he rots in fucking hell where he deserves to be at all times possible. Don't care. I want to tell after this game, I'm going to tell the Summer story. And I'm so excited because I'm ending the podcast. Are you going to like give it like?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give the whole story. Exactly why he should fucking rot in hell because he's a horrible human being. He's what? He's a horrible human being. He is what? He's a horrible human being. He is a terrible person. I hope he fucking dies.

Honestly, I couldn't agree. I mean, I don't wish that upon anyone but him. She went from little brother to I hope he dies. Period. Okay, wait, Omari. Omari, you want to do this and then we'll pee and then, yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Here's your stack. I think Amari's going to be so different. I'm happy we did these both ways. Well, you can leave yours there because I have

all the doubles. I'm making Ashley and Amari play a game on the podcast where they rank my exes from favorite to least favorite. Okay, they're not

on my... You got a four from Ashley like you were fourth from her number one. I'm good! No, that's great. Are you kidding me? Rusty's number one. I'm second. No, that's great. Are you kidding me?

Rusty's number one? Rusty sucks. You want to say anything to the podcast, Chris Miles? Say hi. No. Oh, you guys are on the podcast right now? Yeah. Oh.

What's up? I didn't say anything bad about you Oh She said her favorite is Rusty Second favorite, Tyla Third favorite, Zan Fourth favorite, you No offense

But Amari Oh, Amari's writing is Yeah, because they're not sticking So I think they're gonna be faster As opposed to like trying to like Amari's is worse 100% worse. Okay, I'll call you after.

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All right, we've got it on camera. Okay, so. Your favorite's Jake Paul. What the fuck? Mine too. We're not going to talk about what, like we're going to go from the bottom. First of all, we have Summer at the bottom. Summer Hollingsworth. As he said. Mine too. We're not going to talk about what, like, we're going to go from the bottom.

First of all, we have Summer at the bottom. Summer Hollingsworth. Augusta Hollingsworth. The way you know his real name. Duh. Duh. Duh. And it's social security.

Just kidding. No, I don't. Wouldn't want to know either because that man got no. No, he got money. Mine. Can you tune into this story? So, first of all, I like him at the bottom most because he's worthless, scummy,

piece of shit. His name is also spelled wrong. And... As it should be. I decided because his name's Summer to draw him down there lit on fire. Absolutely should be.

I'm just gonna tune in because I can't see it. And then at number nine, we have Brad Sousa because, I mean, you couldn't possibly be as bad as Summer

like he did cheat but he oh I'd rather someone cheat on me than do what Summer did I don't even think 10 got into the fucking

cheating that Brad did but god damn maybe he should be at no number 11 that's not even there he's so fucking bad put Summer at 10

I actually remember though at the time well basically I caught Brad snapchatting like 100 girls I don't know if he ever so fucking bad I actually remember though at the time well basically I caught Brad Snapchatting like 100 girls I don't know if he ever physically cheated and I remember my manager

at the time was like Snapchatting bitches your dick isn't cheating and my manager had his back it was horrible and then it was also the night that

we threw we threw our cheating exes a birthday party yeah we both threw a birthday party for both of our exes then later found out they both cheated on us

they had the same birthday and they both cheated on us hey hey we know how to pay number 8 Yeah, we both threw a birthday party for both of our exes then later found out they both cheated on us. They had the same birthday and they both cheated on us. Hey! Hey, we know how to play. Okay, cool. Number eight, we have Noah Cyrus. Honestly, nothing in particular wrong with her. I just feel like she didn't necessarily care about your friends around you.

And so I think that she'd text me or call me because she wanted to get a hold of you. She didn't piss me off or anything like that, but that just didn't sit right with me. She'd also pick her like her favorites the one she could like get to me the most with would be her favorite. And then we have Bella Thorne.

No way Amari are you kidding me? She loves you so much. That's shocking. No. Yeah. No. I like her. She's at seven. I like her but I also feel like she kind of I think she liked me but it didn't sit well with me that she like also thought She's at seven. I like her, but I also feel like she kind of, I think she liked me, but it didn't sit well with me that she also thought

something weird of Ashley. I don't know if that's the case either. Maybe she did like Ashley, but no, I do like her. I think she forms opinions in the first 30 seconds and she's very strong on her opinions.

And secondarily, I think she's, just like me, I'm not hating, but like, she's jealous. The way her and I are made up, like six months ago, it would have been like, yeah, we're dead. Now I'm like, well.

When I first met her, we were like taking like a snap. We're taking like a Snapchat. Pre-gaming for life is beautiful. And she was in it. Can I see that? And I was like, sure. Sorry. No one cares.

She made her fucking sister i was taking behind the scenes videos for tana's music video what was that music video oh uh hefner hefner hefner i was saying behind the scenes of hefner videos for you and she's like and bella made her sister ask me to delete those videos because Bella hadn't seen them yet and does not approve of them, period. So I was like, her sister does still want me dead to this day. I actually, I can only hang out with Bella

when her sister isn't around. Oh, I'm great friends with her sister. Her mom wished me happy Thanksgiving though, so shit. Me and Bella's sister, great friends. Me and Bella's friends, great friends. Me and Bella, never met her. But I have Bella above Noah because I think Bella encouraged you a little more

to be a harder worker. And taught me, like, the ropes of LA. Bella did a lot for me. I switch seven to six. I think Chris Miles goes at six because Chris Miles encourages you to do absolutely nothing. No, honestly, honestly, I like... I like Chris.

Love him. Great guy. Nice to me. Nice to her. honestly, I like Chris. Love him. Great guy. Nice to me. Nice to her. Nice to her. Nice to everyone around. But encourages you to do absolutely nothing. Yeah, to be depressed, for sure. For sure. The difference between me and Bella and Noah, too, is that with Bella, Bella was the man, the top.

With Noah, I was the man. So it's a different vibe. I took care of Noah the entire time we were together but with Bella she took care of me you know what I mean you're gay dude I fucking knew it too you're gay she's just such a caregiver no I mean

okay and then Chris I have Lil Xan above Chris because the way you both put Lil Xan who cheated on me. We're just saying. Because I feel like, one, you guys weren't dating. Second of all... We dated.

I watched it. We were boyfriend and girlfriend. She's like, we dated. Yeah, we did. We did date. We dated. I watched it. You were probably also in other people's DMs like...

I watched it. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah. While he was like... Well, yeah, we both were just a little footy. She's like, we dated. But also, like... No one cared that much. Y'all took a flight together

no we we dated but like we also were both very cheaty to each other so I do get it so you weren't dating that's not dating

so it evens out to nothing nothing happened comment down below if you're cheating on each other are you dating I only ever cheated on him because he cheated on me but fair enough

also I don't think there was ever like an official like anything public like or anything even behind no we dated privately I only ever exposed

that we dated after because I was sick because you wanted to say that you were dating because I was psychopath anyways then I have Mod Sun

Mod Sun I have him at four I didn't appreciate your guys' relationship together yeah but we know I love like his sister him himself sober like so nice

so caring so like genuinely wants to be like how are you doing that kind of thing but way too old for you way too old for you this was also like two years ago almost so but now it's like which is so weird 20 slash 21 so it's the old and like what yeah this was also like two years ago almost so but now it's like

which is so weird you were like 20 slash 21 so I was like why would you even want someone like in that big of an age difference like you're almost 30

and you're dating a teen almost or a teen but he's higher than the rest of his men because he has more face tats and I was with he has face tats

yeah he does but small ones there's not too many small ones and honestly yeah no that's that's definitely the weird part like even at the time I was with he has face tattoos yeah he does but small ones there's not too many small ones and honestly yeah no that's that's definitely the weird part

like even at the time I was dating Bella I was like 18 he was like about it so it's like that part's interesting but I'm also not I think he's just like

a rock star who like grew up in a generation where it's like young girls are so hot but like it's it's interesting and then also like

that's why I'm happy he's with Avril now because it's like you have someone kind of in your age bracket any of us could come to him with like something exciting happening for us whether it be like oh my god like my shoes got here today I'm so excited or like I landed like a big deal

like he'd be like that's so cool he would give a fuck like he gave a fuck he was like excited for you like and not like just for you he'd be excited for like your friends no he loved you guys he's genuinely like a loving person no and Monson would have like died for you like and not like just for you he'd be excited for like your friends no he loved you guys he's genuinely like a loving person no and Maud's son

would have like died for you both when we were together so that is great so sweet so amazing I mean it says a lot the fact that Maud's son is above Bella

in both well at the time when I dated Maud's son that was why like he's like he's the best person he was there for me through Susan

he's got a good heart he's a people person I'm very angry at our breakup and I always will be but like our relationship like good person and I don't think

I've ever said that so blessed I have Rusty at number three I think you love Rusty as a person but not us together love Rusty as a person

not you guys together because at the same time but he's still got number three one of those people that literally motivates you to do absolutely nothing. Like, actually pulls you back. Period.

Pulls you back. Yeah, we love him. I'm done. Like, with what? Like, he's a very, like, he's hilarious. No, that's the problem. I date people. He's fun.

But also, don't ever ask me for weed. I'm so sick of you coming to my house. I'm going to air you out right here. Rusty always comes to our house and he's like, Kamara, do you have weed? I'm like, shut the fuck up. Stop with the dispo on the way. Like, can't deal.

I just want to say also, none of these people on this list ever is anyone that should ever marry or stick with her at all. What about Amari? No, no, no. These are all amazing people. Love them all so much.

But none of these are long-term, period. Also, I'm remembering that I i have rusty so high up on this list because i don't consider him one of your actual exes period he's not a real ex no because tyler's not a real ex that's true that's true they're both people that i just like love yeah exactly says we dated that's probably why they're at the top because they're not like an actual ex they're just they were just there for a long time. That's why Rusty's so high up because otherwise

if they were like actually dating they had to like deal with like the trauma. They probably would be lower. She's like Beyonce and I dated.

Beyonce? Beyonce? Right. She's like I fucked Ellen. Portia wasn't looking. It doesn't matter then. Holy shit. Who's your next

Tyla so then we have Tyla also really high up here because I love Tyla so much we do I love Tyla such a good human oh both of your two

is Tyla don't ever compare Yian to Jake Paul it's the same fucking thing for me oh it's not oh it's not Jake Paul

we have at number one I'm great I'm I'm happy you liked his name. Amari's list resonates far more with mine than Ashley's. I just, I just love Jake. Like, I've always thought, he's always been so nice to me. You sound like Tana.

I just love Jake. No, no, no, no. Because no one's motivated her to, like, get out of bed at 8 a.m. Do anything. Like, that's what I like seeing. I like seeing, like, hardworking Tana, like, having fun. That's what she enjoys life the most, too. And she doesn't realize that because she likes to rot in bed till 6 p.m.

No, obviously happiest I was with anyone was with that unfortunate motherfucker. Or right before him. Here she is eating a gas station pickle. Or right before him. I know, he had me eating caviar. Like, shit. No, but he really, like, I saw a different side of her that made me like

really proud of her. I was like, oh, this is cute. No, I'll kill myself. And not even necessarily like, because of him. It didn't make me happy because it was like

him doing that. But I noticed like, that was the best version of you was when you were with him. Shit. Not the best. Just the best that Mari saw. No, the best. I'm sorry, Jake. I'm best. Just the best that Amari saw. No, the best.

I'm sorry, Jake. I'm sorry. Just the best that Amari saw. Yeah. I mean, once... Shit, we all love a private jet, too. Yeah, no. I mean, yeah, I think that...

Yeah, I don't know. No. I love that. I mean, Ashley was just brazen. You were just, like, your most, like, hardcore, like, YouTube self. Like... I don't know how to explain it I appreciate people that motivate you but like

You both just had very different experiences with him Again even though he is a guy I think he did not He was intimidated by our friendship Mr. Jake I never went to his parties or like went to Jake's anything period Or was never around him enough to where he was like Like affect my view on him Based off of to where he was like like affect my view on him based off and he was a cunt to you a couple times

he was like fine like he was like a normal human being to me but like I don't know I just got like Tana coming home from Jake's this is what I get that's what I know and that's what I have but also like look at this list all of these men and women she can manipulate that's what I have. But also, like, look at this list.

All of these men and women she can manipulate Oh, period. very well. And like, give them some crazy shit. He's the only man he's the only person

on this list who can out-manipulate me. Not out-manipulate you, but like, give you give you a taste of your own medicine. And for you to like,

get like like smacked by reality and be like no I entirely no but no maybe I am crazy so we put him at the top

something did happen no I mean I'm not gonna like that's why I fell so hard for him I'm not saying he fell so hard for me but it was that like

he was the only person I've ever met in my entire life who plays my game better than me like you know what I mean who plays it

at the same time as you like no play I'll give it to him plays mean? Who plays it at the same time as you? No, I'll give it to him. Plays it better. Entirely plays it better. It's like, oh, you're gonna do this? I'm gonna fucking do this. And like, power over me.

Like, mama. No. He won. He won. I lost. I'll give it to him. It's a game of chess. It's true. No one won unless you let them. It shouldn't be a game of chess, but apparently that's what game of chess. You can't say that out loud. It's true. No one won unless you let them. It shouldn't be a game of chess, but apparently that's what this bitch likes. No, it should be a game of chess. It sucks.

I just... I like myself loud. Like, it's not... It's like... I like... I mean, for example, with press. The reason why Chris and I broke up is because it was like, two crazies don't make a healthy. Two toxics don't make a healthy.

I just said that on Jack and Jack's podcast. Someone just got it tattooed on them and tweeted me it. Two toxics don't make a healthy. Two toxics don't make a healthy. I just said that on Jack and Jack's podcast. Someone just got it tattooed on them and tweeted me it. Two toxics don't make a healthy. Like, that was too toxic. Whereas it's like Jake and I would have very non-toxic moments. But if I was being toxic, he'd out... He'd outdo it. He'd double toxic.

Not out-toxic you. He would double toxic you. But that put me in my place. So I'd be like, yes. Okay. I'm your bitch. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobble or peel, your tread's worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go,

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Well, he's not realizing that. He's happy. Neither are you. With this entire game being said, the last thing I want to answer. We really tried to answer every question today. It's funny because I posted a TikTok the other day that was like when you're with your hometown ex, who's also actually not my ex, just like someone I fucked and loved and whatever. But I posted it and I said, when you're with your hometown ex and you act like nothing ever happened,

it was like me kissing him or whatever. He was like my prom date. He's like one of my best friends forever whatever i posted this tiktok with him it's biagio and all the comments were like where's summer where's summer and then you guys just put him at 10 and it's really weird because our breakup no one ever really knew why we broke up we just did you know what i mean but what does biagio have to do with summer no like all the comments on biagio's tiktok with me was, like all the comments on Biagio's TikTok with me was that like, what about Summer? She's circling back as to why we put him there.

Okay, okay. Yeah, so I've never told this story. And today I tweeted, what do you guys want us to talk about? And one of the bigger questions was like, what happened with you and Summer? Can you finally tell it? Yeah. And I think now's the time. i've been afraid to tell it for so

so so long um but basically um him and i were in a horrible relationship he was just incredibly like insecure he hated everything i did he did not want me to grow he did not want me to gain fame he wanted me to be like this hometown girl who lived with him, moved with him forever and whatever. And like at one point there was a lot of things he was doing that was super illegal that I didn't like. And like we just we started to fight a lot, whatever. And it was super abusive and toxic and probably the unhappiest and most toxic I've ever been in a relationship for a fact. I just posted a TikTok the other day talking about when I pretended to forget my phone passcode because a guy was going through it.

That was him. And after like eight months of us being together, it got to the point where it was like, I'm choosing this life of being a YouTuber over you. Because when we first met, I wasn't a YouTuber or whatever. We also super trauma bonded because our best friend died. And it was like, oh my God, our best friend died. It was his best friend and my best friend.

So it was like we super bonded over that, which was just like, looking back, obviously just such a trauma bond, whatever. And we were dating. And then I started kind of blowing up as a YouTuber. So I'd go to an event like a Playlist Live. He'd accuse me of cheating. He'd be really abusive always.

So eventually I started to cheat. And that's not right. That's not correct. I know now I was 17 at the time, 18. Like, that's not what you do. But at the time, it was just like, like oh you think I'm this and you're treating me and calling me all these names and treating me really horribly and like using me for a lot of money and like you're gonna say I'm cheating okay I'm gonna cheat and it's like if

you're using me for mad money and making me buy hella shit for you and like you know forcing me to fly out to you just to be like super emotionally and like psychotically abusive like shit okay bet and so i started kind of hooking up with other people shout out jc kalen shout out cody co don't oh jesus christ both of those um she's like it was fun kelsey just had a siege i know i love kelsey with literally anything they're getting married they're getting fucking married i love them i'm just saying at the time this is what was going on and um eventually he would put my thumb on my phone and shit and kind of caught me and then that's when the whole passcode thing happened i turned the thumb off he like tried to get my passcode i told him no he went through my iMac whatever he was well aware of the fact that i was into other people who were treating me better and

did what I do and were good people. And I mean, I guess it's really not that long of a story. I eventually broke up with him because I wanted to be with someone else. And then he met up with me and he told me, and this was right after I'd had the biggest scandal of my life. And I think that when you have a really big scandal, it institutes a lot of paranoia in you. Like, you never want to go through that again. You want to, like, grow.

You're terrified of, you know, going from the whole world loving you to the whole world hating you. Now I'm well aware of canceled culture, but this was almost before, like, canceled culture was a thing. Oh, fully. So, like, people hating you felt like, this was before I ever thought I'd be, like,

a canceled-ass bitch. Like, so it just felt like the end of the world I maybe want to kill myself I would do anything to avoid it and he kind of knew that and he really instilled on that fear like if you're not going to be with me if you're not going to treat me right if you're going to leave me for someone else I'm going to cancel you I'm going to make everyone hate you and I'm just young and I'm so I'm so afraid of that like that power I. I'm still bad with that, with people with power and shit. It's just like something that's very much in me. And so he went through my phone. He took some screenshots of me texting other people saying like, I don't want to be with

him. I want to be with you. And we were broken up at the time, but I mean, whatever. And at the time in my bank account, I had $60,000 and he told me he filmed an entire YouTube video, flew out like of canceling me. He went through my whole phone, got every bad text I'd ever sent, every sex I'd ever like had, every nude I'd ever sent, whole thing. And he filmed like an hour and a half long YouTube video. Like, you know what I mean? Just trying to ruin my life and trying to expose me on everything I'd ever been through. And so he shows up with the SD card with the video and he tells me and he has my bank account info, whole thing.

And he goes, you have $1,000 in your bank account. If you don't give me $1,000 right now, I'm releasing it. And I was so terrified that this man forced me to go to the bank, take $1,000 out of my bank account and give it to him. I had $1,000 to my name. You're lucky that was my burner, bitch. I had $1,000 to my name. I wish it was my fucking burner. I gen, that's what,

people are always like, why do you have two phones? I'm like, because check this one out. That's so much money. That is multiple, multiple nice cars. No, he bought the nicest car after I obviously gave it to him.

No, but like, that is so many nice cars. My rent that month was $1,000 and I remember having $1,000 and having to work my ass off, do everything in the world to even make rent to not be evicted, like whole thing. And at the time I was forced to pay for some of my family's life. And I couldn't. And so I was being like double blackmailed.

And he just, he thrived off of it. Fully thrived off of it. And then blocked me forever. Took my money. Like put a down payment on a house. Bought a car. And yeah, I don't know. He's horrible to this day.

And that's obviously why I don't want him dead. And now he's just still just as disgusting and a regular ass. Ew. No, for the rest of my life, I'll never forget being at that bank. And imagine like you grew up with no money and you just like have to take out

everything you've ever worked for and give it to someone I saw him recently in like one of our did you? where? one of our friends photos oh a photo

I thought you meant like in person face to face someone pregnant that someone's it's like new I actually just saw his best friend in Vegas

this past weekend even seeing his best friend like triggered the fuck out of me C4 saw him briefly that's how I saw a photo of him he popped up and I was like ew I felt so encompassing

and it's crazy because now like after everything I've learned in life but obviously it all takes a learning lesson with cancel culture like now if someone did that to me I'd be like go fuck yourself

release the video you're a piece of shit but at the time someone like instilling upon your like fear of that so heavily you were really

so scared for what no I know like you should just like well it's cause I just went through that yeah and I felt like everything I'd worked

so hard for was gonna be completely gone because of some dumb mistakes I'd made it was scary and he made me feel like leaving him was like a mistake.

And like I was fucking that up so hard and that like I was going to fuck my whole life up. And obviously, too, when you grow up in a household that's horrible and you finally make your way to like get out of it, you will do anything. Trying to find family. Yeah. Like you will fight for the rest of your life to make sure you never go back to that horrible place you were in.

And he completely like instilled upon that it was horrible so summer stay at 10 and i've never said this and people always ask why we broke up and that is why we broke up because he blackened me to the core and ruined my life and stole all of your money and i had to spend like i had to spend like a year and a half really like figuring my life out because that so every day i just woke up and i was like i hate you but i was like but i'm not going back to that shit so i'm gonna work hard so yeah suck a dick and die and i'm finally happy to say that and his dad was like a super hacker and i hope your white mercedes explodes his that he bought with my money his dad actually almost went to jail at one point for hacking one of their family friends facebooks and putting child porn in his messages

and sent this guy to jail who never, like... Touched child porn. Did that. Never, like, never would ever look at that. His dad sent someone to jail for, wrongfully, for child pornography that he didn't do. Trigger warning, sorry. So here we are.

So he'd always tell me, like... Is Tina in jail? No, so he'd always tell me that, too. Like, I'll do that to you if you don't like whatever. So it was are. So he'd always tell me like, no, so he'd always tell me that too. Like, I'll do that to you if you don't like whatever. So it was, it was not. She loves it. Look at the red velvet seat. She's a freak. You know, like, shut it,

bitch. No, die. Absolutely die. So that is why we broke up. And no one's ever known that. So welcome back to cancel. It's so crazy that it's taken up until right now to actually talk about it when we've talked about it a billion times i guess suck it it can die right and that's how we're ending this first trio episode of canceled hey this is the longest episode of the podcast too

we love you guys so much sorry it's just like real friends just like can't stop talking. Like how many of them, you know? We just connect. How many fucking of them? Thank you for coming to this episode. I really hope you guys come back soon. This was like the episode

that definitely made me the happiest. Well, duh. You two are my humans. I love you both. Go buy Ashley's OnlyFans. Go watch everything Amari does on MyMemes.

I have an OnlyFans as well. Oh my, why do I forget that? We shot together. He didn't buy do I forget that? We shot together. He didn't buy his titties. We shot together for, was it your birthday? We shot together for... I'm going to hell for that.

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