Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - Episode 18: One of Us Got Peed On

Episode Date: December 12, 2021

In this episode I am joined by Ari Aguirre. We discuss Tana's impending conservatorship, Ari's hookup with Bryce Hall, and his near near fatal attraction to Brooke. This episode is sponsored by Cerebral (http://www.cerebral.com/tana), Shipstation (http://www.shipstation.com/ promo code Tana) and Adam & Eve (http://www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. Cancer. Don't remember doing this at all i can only hold myself accountable look how good my life is so what else is canceled hello ladies and gentlemen ladies anditals, welcome back to another episode of the Cancelled Podcast. Hello. First things first, today we are pulling an episode like we did with Miss Lila Gibney, and we have brought in our best friend. We're auditioning the friend group.

Hey, sexies, the baddest bitches in town. I can't. At the canceled podcast bit. Our most humble friend. I'm very, no, everyone just know I'm relatable. Ari's been pitching to me all day that he's relatable. Okay. And I don't mean, honestly, I don't think that's a bad thing. Like, I think to, you're definitely the least relatable person I've ever met.

I don't think so. No, I love that you feel that way. But it's like very similar to me going around saying that I'm like very go with the flow. Like, oh, no, that's like saying that's like you're relatable to like billionaires. No, you're who relates to you. Come on. OK, let's talk about half the 20 year olds that live on this fucking earth. OK, we'll get into your relatability in a little bit.

I'm starting off today really rough. Okay, what happened? I'm missing a tooth. Let's see. This happened last night at Olive Garden. I broke it on an Olive Garden breadstick. Can we just talk about that? Can I tell you something that happened to me once?

No, sorry to make this about me. No, go ahead. It wasn't about me. We got Krispy Kremes one time. She lost a tooth in a Krispy Kreme. But how do you lose a tooth in somethingpy Kreme. That's what I like. How do you, but how do you lose a tooth in something that soft? Fawn, we love you. Like, I'm sick.

And look at my little yellow shark tooth under it. Shark. Imagine, you know you have to get those redone like every 20 years. Imagine like. Well, I'd love to wait that long. No, I was telling Amari, like, imagine you go dead broke. We have to like split it. Like, you can't be out with Shark T. Well that's what

happens to a lot of people. Do you think I'm gonna go dead broke? No we're saying worst case scenario. No but that's a serious thing that happens to people. People like they'll invest in veneers but then it's like you don't understand the upkeep of it. She doesn't either. Well. Here's the thing though. I would be so satisfied to replace them every 20 years.

Babe you haven't had them for 20 years. I replace them every 20 minutes. Like I'm sick. had them for 20 years. I replace them every 20 minutes. Like, I'm sick. I'm furious. I think today I'm going to get an entire new mouth of veneers. She's going to look like a horse. What I will say is that I think that you might, it might be in your best interest to retire your current dentist

and move forward. I'm getting gas lit. It's just like, it's like the, Tennessee's like minus 1.5% on the total price. She's like fuck I love you. She's like oh he'll do it for a tag. He must be great. And then she gets these chiclets that fall out every

fucking few seconds. As Lila said her black fucking tooth. Oh my god one time I was like roasting Lila and she goes shut the fuck up with your black fucking veneers. Dude Lila doesn't like it. Wait can we show them the black one? There's a black one? No, it's this one.

Here's the thing. So at one point, I was going to replace them all, right? This is so ratchet. What the fuck happened? Oh, so you got a whiter one to match your ones that you planned to get. Yeah, and then I just never did it. So I have one, two that's like shades lighter. So the ones around it look super dark, but they're the same color. I don't even know.

Today, I think I just need a whole new mouth of them. But last time I did this, it was it was so i was in so much pain this is like really really morbid though this is so morbid but when i when i i don't know if you relate to this maybe this is fucked up if i'm in a lot of pain i cause myself more pain in other areas no that's normal okay so i was every day like i'd be in so much pain for my mouth and i'd be off so many pain pills i was dating lil zan giving him one like every two seconds you know um and i was taking these pain pills but i be in so much pain for my mouth and I'd be off so many pain pills I was dating Lil Xan giving him one like every two seconds, you know And I was taking these pain pills But I was in so much like mouth pain that I was clawing my legs as hard as I could to the point that I have

Like scars and I was bleeding. Well, that's it's true because there's no pain like tooth pain Like I swear to I'd rather be hit by a car than have like a bad bad That's the facts. It's I't agree more and it's all i had i grew up my teeth i i've had i think 12 cavity i had 12 cavities filled one time in one appointment felt felt and that wasn't me i was i feel like i was like very like clean like i didn't have a lot never had a lot of cavities brushing my teeth well how often did your family take you to the dentist yeah so we have we have a different situation going on for us. What? Every six months?

I'd go for a whitening once a year. I'd go every six months for a cleaning. A whitening! Wait, can we just, like, hide? No braces, no nothing? No, you look gorgeous. You never had braces? I have literally a shirt, too.

Never had braces, never had a retainer, never had nothing. No, but that is a thing, and I just sympathize with you. That is a blessing. Girl, I had a gap tooth and I just sympathize with you. This is called a blessing. That is a blessing. He's a blessing. Girl, I had a gap tooth. I looked like a horse girl. I mean, like a lot of America at least doesn't have the privilege of going to the dentist all the time and I was that way. I think I went to the dentist actually for the first time when I was like probably like

13. There's no way. There's absolutely no way. 100% same. I was probably, yeah. And it was like I had to be like bleeding. So what was going on with your teeth? I had 12 cavities to be filled at one time.

That's same. That's like why I had to get veneers and shit. Like same. There's no way. I understand the exaggeration, the drama. No. There's no way you didn't go to the dentist for 13 years. Dr. Tran, my dog, I was literally just with him from like six years old to now.

Yes. So as you guys can tell, Ari grew up very different from us. But that's why, I mean, like honestly, I love your perspective. We have very different perspectives on life. I'm relatable. I would love to like put him in like a simple life setting. It would be so fun. If I ever did simple life, I think it'd have to be with Ari.

Like that type of vibe. The idea of Ari. I remember one day Hunter hired him to be his like PA. Don't ever, ever that day. I've never worked so fucking hard and never, don't ever. He had to hold the light. I was there. He held the reflector.

For nine hours and didn't get paid. So look. Did Hunter not pay? No. But at the time you didn't know that you weren't going to get paid. For sure. Of course, I'm not going to do something if I'm not getting paid. But I the time, you didn't know that you weren't going to get paid. For sure. Of course, I'm not going to do something if I'm not getting paid. But I'm just saying I worked my ass off, didn't get paid, and didn't complain.

So for y'all going to tell me I never had a job, that's a fucking lie. You did. No, you actually, I do agree. You worked really hard that day. I worked for Alani X Hunter Moreno. And that was Ari's first job. Didn't get paid. And he worked 24 hours on the job.

Wait, not even. That's so noble of you. What's that? Today's going to be a day. This woman, I've lived with her for two years. We've been besties for four. I've smoked with her every five seconds of my life. I was in the car.

I got in the car so excited to have this joint for the car. Waited the whole time just to get to the car. And she goes, goes Ari I'm getting really second hand high if you can just put that out in 48 seconds I'm putting the eject button on. No and honestly eject and Kyla goes where did we get that like I understand you bought the fucking car but like you can't

like go back on your word like six months ago you would tell the person in the backseat or you would tell the person in the front seat shut the fuck up. No, I know. You're not going to get high from my secondhand smoke. I actually genuinely feel like such a hypocrite because I, being a stoner my entire life, hated that bitch. Fucking ridiculous. Who was in the car.

Like Ashley. No, sorry, I can't be around it. Ashley. Like I'd get furious. I'm like, remove myself. I would literally get furious at Ashley because she'd be like, don't smoke in my car. Like, I'm going to get high. And I'd be like, you're such a fucking pussy.

I can't fucking deal. And now I am that. Like, I became the person I hate because I don't smoke. And when you don't smoke, the contact high does kind of like. There's no way you're such a liar. You agree you don't smoke. If you sit in like a car where there's like smoke, do you get high? Well, that's like I accepted that as my new normal because I choose my friends.

Wow. Gross. They are you guys. But I actually have noticed that. I felt like there was like a probably six-month period. Aw, man. Brooke's coming out with all-man merch. I spilled my whole happy dad.

Dude, I'm not going to lie. I love happy dad, but watermelon's not. No, yours is nasty, but mine's good. Try it. Lemon lime is the best. I don't care. Anything Steve does, Steve,k, any of them do. Steve will do it's your number one celebrity crush, huh?

No, not celebrity crush. I've never, like, everyone I feel like in LA, like everyone, all of our friends, used to watch YouTube and YouNow and Vine. I didn't watch a Vine. I didn't watch YouTube. I didn't watch nothing until I was little. Well, you're younger than that.

No. I feel like your generation wasn't Vine. No. Well, I like, no, not really. I feel like your generation wasn't Vine. No. Well, I never, like, watched anyone. I was never a fan of anyone. And then literally recently, I started watching Steve Will Do It vlogs. No, but you verbatim said you would, like, suck the fucking soul out of him. For sure.

Of course. Are you fucking joking me? Duh. Duh. What? He just lost, oh my God, he just got brand new veneers, shit. He's lost so much weight. He's rich as he no but i grew up i i feel like i was the opposite i literally grew up like a super fan of everybody i didn't say i didn't give like that was my only like since i think

maybe it has something to do too with like the hopefulness like i that's so true like he had a great rich life yeah so he's like i I don't want to be but to us it was like I idolized these people and people that we hang out with now I was a fan of maybe five years ago

that's the most insane thing because I promise you the only thing I watched you could ask anyone in my family the only thing I watched was like Keeping Up with the Kardashians

I remember yelling but that explains why you idolized Kris Jenner like that's my bitch like that's my girl she told me about you the other day. She said you were disgusting, rowdy, nasty, nasty.

I got canceled the last episode. Wait, why? In every single comment. I didn't get canceled. I just got shit on. What'd you do? You have any idea? Wait, which episode?

Ours. I would have known about everything. What are you being mean to her? My tracks. Every single one of my tracks were out. And I know I'm talking, I'm talking like, basically like when they grow out. It looked like she just put them on top.

Yeah, like I'm talking utterly. Like she was gonna put a hat over it. Like, no, like across the whole thing. Because it's like when the extensions are bleach blonde and then you start to grow brown roots You can like completely see them and last episode. I was like two seconds from a hair appointment, by the way I need another one though. This is not it either Give me I don't I'm going through a hair crisis right now, but don't worry. I'm we're rejuvenating but it was really bad

I think it was like my worst track moment on the internet in a really long. I would love to see Rivers is the place internet in a really long time. I would love to see it. chance must be 19 plus available in ontario only please play responsibly if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you please contact connects ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge but like i feel like it's just like that's you were you there the other night at the party yes there's this boy that i i'm enamored by i really care about whatever and i was dead set on like looking like so good like just so that you know what i mean and he like cares about that shit he's like very much into fashion and like looking good and i'm standing with him i'm like i look so good i'm wearing just like a plain black outfit i wore a turtleneck brook or a turtleneck to a party and i'm not talking under boob i'm talking like full fucking turtleneck i love that huge though for me i'm wearing a turtleneck whatever and I turn around to the bar to get water and he goes hold on one

second Honestly goaded for doing that that's sweet of him to do At that point I'd rather you just literally ignore it and pretend it never happened and shut the fuck up No, I was just so embarrassing because I was doing everything to look good for him. It's not that I don't think it's as embarrassing as you think it is. I really don't. Your tracks are out all the time. I don't mean this in a rude way, but no one's looking at you and thinking like, oh, I bet that's her natural hair.

No, fair. I agree. So to see your track is like, okay, hold on. Let me just fix it really quick. It's like having a tag out. I just like fucking like, oh, like I don't even know. Anything I'm going to say, I'm going to cut out. It is because it's like someone that you're interested in.

If like someone I like found attractive or something pointed out like, oh, like you have something on your face. I'd be like, oh, I have to die. You know, I hate people like that. Like, hey, I love you. Would you rather somebody just not tell you that? No, absolutely the fuck not. Nothing makes me more mad. And I'll literally punch you square in the fucking face. If I go up to you, and you got something in your nose, you got something in your teeth or something, I'm like, wait, get that.

Oh, he hates people like me. Oh, okay. Like, literally what? Was that what you were saying? No, yeah, we were on the same page, but I think that I thought. Yeah, you thought something different, but I hate people like that. But if it was me, and I had something in my teeth. I'd want to know but I think that I thought. Yeah, you thought something different, but I hate people like that. I'm killing it today. And, like, if it was me and I had something in my teeth. I'd want to know.

I always would want. No, if it's my friends, I don't give a fuck. When it's someone you like and it's just like. I get, yeah. I would have been like, fuck. But I guarantee it wasn't, like, he didn't think of it the way that you're thinking. He's also sober and that kills me because then I just get drunk and forget things. Wait, like, sober, sober?

Sober, sober. Sober. Sober, sober. Sober. Cut him off. Well, I also am just obsessed with things. Wait, like sober, sober? Sober, sober. Sober. Sober, sober. Sober. Cut him off. Well, I also am just obsessed with the chase and like we haven't done anything.

So it's like, you know what I mean? Like I'm just like. Keep it that way. I feel like for a while because it'll make you feel excited about something and that's how you get over someone.

In my opinion or in my experience, the only thing and it's toxic and it's awful but it's like the only thing that actually successfully gets me over anyone is having somebody new to be excited about whether it's somebody who you're

actually gonna end up with i hate that and i want to work through it in therapy so bad but i cannot i know but for now it works listen quick i love a quick fix and that to me works so i support that 100 whether you think you're gonna actually end up with this guy or not up in the air but it's fun no you don't i love him you have no idea if he's a serial serial killer or not up in the air but it's fun i really want to no you don't i love him you have no idea if he's a serial serial killer or not i actually he actually serves me very much like sweetheart joe from you know like stalker man like even today he serves me he serves me gonna get me in trouble one day even today he said he texted me is it veneer time today he texted me is it veneer time today i said weird i was just texting you are you stalking me he said he texted me is it veneer time today he texted me is it veneer time today i said weird i

was just texting you are you stalking me he said that's hot i am period oh the period kind of sketch either right no what's that video show me the video right now no just a photo he said do we like no not hot he's hot hot not like i'm in love hot like definitely hot for like skinny think about think about the celebrity that he looks like correct he doesn't look like that celebrity

no but it doesn't matter they have the same like energy no you wanna know why but the thing is you like that celebrity because he's a celebrity and look like that

that's not true if you look like you're dying I love you tell me that doesn't give you Pete energy the one photo that his face is not in it his face isn not in it.

His face isn't in this photo, by the way. It does, but it also, you know who he looks exactly like in that photo? Travis Mills. I was trying to fuck T-Mills for years. I was trying to fuck T-Mills for years. I am currently. T-Mills, if you're seeing this. If he's single, he will absolutely fuck you. Are we making announcements?

Like, shit. No, he just, I DM'd him. He followed me. I love him. If you're watching this, let's. What'd you DM him and say? He asked us to go host, go host a thing of his show. Should we go?

But you just show up in lingerie? Correct. Imagine. He's so hot. I literally... You know how I found him? This is how I find everybody. You guys know.

There is Steve Brock. I saw a video of him online. And I was like, you know what? He's so hot. So I DM'd him. And he was hot. I DM everyone. If I'm on TikTok and I'm...

My favorite thing to do during the day is I'm on TikTok scrolling. And like my TikTok is just. Your whole For You page is hot men. Hot men. Hot, literally white boys. I'm. And so all I do is literally scroll and scroll and scroll. And then I'll see a hot one.

Did you see a TikTok? Yeah. Do you know the other day i followed this guy on tiktok and he slid in my dms and he was like hey and i was like hey and then he was like i've been dming he's like this random fucking guy in like oregon you want to know the craziest story ever not crazy this boy i was talking to for at least when I lived in New York. I lived in New York. I was talking to him. I would see him every single day. Reason why.

Didn't do good in school. Talking, talking, talking. Moved to Vegas. Talking, talking, talking. Moved to LA. Talking, talking, talking. He DM'd Suede. Trying to get at her.

Oh, man. While talking to me. And literally showed me this kid. And Suede goes, oh, my God. He's so cute. Like, look at this kid and Swaid goes, oh my God, he's so cute. Like, look at this kid. And you were like... And my jaw just dropped.

I'm like... But to be fair... His dick has been in my mouth before. What do you mean he's so cute? Like, what do you mean? Do you want to fight? I almost knocked this bitch out. We were on the 215.

215 and fucking literally rainbow, bitch. I will never forget. She showed me his Instagram. I go, hold on. I go, who? And then. That happens to us, you know? Oh, it was the worst.

It was the worst thing ever. Like, they go for me. To be fair, your thing, though. Don't say you're not allowed to say that. No, you're not allowed to say that. But I want to agree on it. Yes, agreed, but you're not allowed to say that. Okay, well, no, then let me think of a way to say it.

You like guys a lot of times with girlfriends. Because you want to agree on it. Yes, agreed, but you're not allowed to say it. Well, no, let me think of a way to say it. You like guys a lot of times with girlfriends. Because you want to know why? Because they end up literally being up my ass and having the girlfriend, but then telling me they don't have the girlfriend anymore, talking to me for months. No, you're right. And then they have the girlfriend. You're right.

And then I'm like, okay, why is that my problem? I mean, it's my problem in the end because I'm upset, I'm sad. You have a girlfriend. You're right. And then I'm like, okay, why is that my problem? I mean, it's my problem in the end because like I'm upset, like I'm sad. Like you have a girlfriend, you want to play me, but you still have the girlfriend. And then the girlfriend.

I want to tell a story about something Ari's done one time. And I think it's very, it encompasses Ari very well to introduce him to this podcast. It's not that bad. It's really not. I don't think it's that bad.

I don't think it's that bad either. She's going to literally just PTSD this podcast. It's not that bad. It's really not. I don't think it's that bad. I don't think it's that bad either. She's going to literally just PTSD my ass. It's okay. It's okay. You were talking to this guy for a while and to be fair, he was coming over. He was cute. He was mad into you. He served us very much into Ari

in his bed, whole thing hooking up, liked you. You know what I mean? Whatever. And one day he comes out and he says that he has a girlfriend apparently and there was a day where ari and him were supposed to do something and he went to go like build a desk for her why do i think it was like during christmas time like he was gonna give her a desk or something for christmas like a vanity built this bitch a desk and was texting me the entire time like look at this desk i'm building like oh sick sick so ari's furious right and so he posts a photo with the girl i think i don't even think it was her i think it was her hand or whatever her hand on his neck like this it was her hand on his neck like this like choking him like ari i see that it was on finsta ari gets this bitch's phone number and sends her money and captions it so you can get

a manicure your nails look horrible send this bitch already said horrible horrible horrible bitch they were literally like this and i commented on the photo i go she needs a mani and she commented back to me and she goes, she goes, OMG. And I go, what's your number, sis? I sent her $50. I was like, bitch,

get a manicure if you're going to be on my man. Get a manicure. Like, are you kidding me? That was so not okay. That's a really great,

I've never heard that. I never knew that that happened. But that's hysterical. You can't be ugly. I'll never forget it. I'm like, damn, I need my nails done. This man literally went to the grove with me tana ashley

like literally we were all up in what's that story we were just all together all the time he slept over fucking weeks no he was wrong all of a sudden he was wrong and he was playing that bitch and now they live together she was kind of being a cunt like about it so i completely understand i would probably do the same thing it was i feel like it is like that's like the best kind of passive-aggressive where it's like no little it like help me help you like you yeah it's it's absolutely the way you can be like also this man came to tana's event halloween event like two weeks ago with that i forgot about that and they what i walked in looking good as hell, walked in,

security escorting us, whatever, to the VIP section and this motherfucker and his girlfriend are standing on the gate to the VIP section.

Diablo's about to perform and Ari goes up to Diablo and goes, can you please get him out? He's upsetting me. Man isn't doing shit. He's not doing shit. No, no, no, no, no, no.

They were staring. The girlfriend's staring because she also wants to fuck me. Really weird. Yeah, they asked you for a th no, no. They were staring. The girlfriend's staring because she also wants to fuck me. Really weird. Yeah, they asked you for a threesome at one point too,

which is just. You asking me for a threesome? My man. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course.

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The second day I lived here, June 15th. I still don't, like, I don't, of course I remember that, but, like, I recall I just texted Paige Arthur Wings. I'm like, my big debut. You know, I got in trouble on the... Paige is coming on the next episode. I got in trouble on the last podcast because everyone's like, what could Brooke possibly be doing on her phone? Like, it's not more important than the podcast that Paige just built.

Paige just brought in 100 wings. And what were you doing texting Paige? No, I was texting my dad last time. But this time I texted Paige and I said, are there wings? Anyway, my first, like, the first time I can recall meeting you was at Tana's 20, what were we, 22, I think. 22. 22nd birthday party. What?

Yeah, it was only, like, June, babe. It was a week after. So you're going to tell me the pool situation happened after her birthday? Yes, it did. Oh, wow. The pool situation. Keep going, you guys. I want to hear it, Brooke.

Go. It did. It did. I remember vividly, okay? Ari and I were in the closet. Tana had rented a really beautiful Airbnb for her birthday. I don't remember. He and I were in the closet, and he's talking to me.

That's so funny for you. Oh, because I was in the closet? Shit. Continue, Brooke. Continue. We were in this massive closet, and we're just chatting about all these things And he just keeps telling me But at the time

He wasn't in an all pink outfit He wasn't wearing glasses He was very I feel like at that time you were kind of more straight Acting He just had a girlfriend basically You know what I mean So I'm like this is just a hot kid Who's just like like more straight acting he just had like a girlfriend basically like you know yeah so so i'm like like this is just like a hot kid like who's who's just like 18 talking to me whatever

and he keeps telling me you're so hot like you can do all this like he and he was like you were hyping me up but i was like this guy's trying to fuck me for sure i was for sure and so i'm like having fun at the party or whatever but i text text my, like, really good friend Savannah, and I text her, and I'm like, I'm going to hook up with this 18-year-old. I'm pretty sure you were, like, at the time you were, like, 18. I go, I'm a cougar. I'm going to hook up with this 18-year-old.

At least I'm hot, right? And a couple weeks passed. You're at Alamar. I think you were staying at Alamar at the time. My old house. Yeah. And, like, every time I go over there, I'm like, ugh, I love Ari. I remember I talked about it with like 10 different people and everyone at that time

thought you were straight none of us knew you that well except for like obviously straight like tana and amari knew you at that time but like i i was like naive so i'm like i'm gonna hook up with this guy like i have the biggest crush on him ever to be fair when i first so fun fact when i first tana wanted to fuck me well okay so I the first time I ever like like I mean like I'd met you before but the first time I ever realized like oh I want to be close with him was actually at my wedding um I was having like the worst fucking night I was going through it whatever and your energy was just fire and then I I come back to Vegas the next time and I'd been like texting you dming you but i remember showing your instagrams like one person i was like is this guy hot

and which is so disgusting what do you mean it's so disgusting you're my brother yes but that's disrespectful to say that's disgusting or i get so mad when i say that but it's just like i'd rather hook up with my dentist later today than. Dr. Gabe's hot. Oh my God. If you want to give me free veneers for something. Then you. Like I just can't. Like I don't think about it like that.

And then I. No but listen. Not that I would hook up with you bitch. It's just the fact that every time we bring this shit up you're talking about that shit's disgusting. That shit's. Look at your fucking last past men bitch. That's disgusting. I'm sexy as hell.

You're beautiful beautiful big cock sexy don't fuck with me I'd rather baby I would fuck you you already know it no but point being is so the first time we ever hung out

was late at night in Vegas to smoke 4am bitch it was like 4am and you were picking me up and in my head I was like is he gonna try to

like fuck me and then I get in the car and then I get in the car and I realize oh shit no this is just like my best friend forever. But it's just, like, very funny to think, like, that, like, that.

It's the origin of a lot of people, I feel like, girls in our lives. Oh, my God. Or even Lila, like, you know what I mean? Everybody starts out having a crush on you, I feel like that. Because you're beautiful and you dress great, you're great. Yeah, I'm fucking hot. No, it's, my point is, even if you were, like, literally actually heinous and awful, your confidence, like, the way the way like the way that your ego

no offense, but like You have an arrogance about you that makes you hot And then obviously that is why you pull bitches and i'm not saying you don't pull bitches I just you just became my brother, you know what I mean? So it's just like different but I get it, but I want to hear about this pool situation I remember exactly what I was wearing. I remember the weather that day I remember everything about it because I got fired from my job that day. Okay?

Basically, the whole group, all of us, had COVID at the same time. Tana was the only one who tested negative, so Tana had to get a separate house. So Tana wasn't with us. Tana had the insane house. But we were all just living together because we were like, fuck. Like, we all got COVID. So, we had

the best time whatever lights go down me and ari everybody goes swimming and me and ari were like canoodling in the no way no i was like i didn't have any swim shorts i literally moved to la with one suitcase whether i lived in la for three months one suitcase i literally jump in the fucking pool oh i didn't have anything so i literally get in my underwear jump in the pool and because that was so hot just like that i jump i dive in the alamar she goes that was so hot and i'm in the pool grabbing her ass doing swear to fucking god swear to fucking god he was grabbing oh my god i feel like that's inside i'll never forget i literally remember we were we were lit

it was amari michael you and Michael I swear to god I was grabbing up on her kissing on her not in her we never like made out we've never like hooked up at all but in my head

at that time I'm like oh my god it was like right after we were getting out of the pool to fuck I thought that was gonna happen so did I

and it's dramatic it's dramatic now but like it is so funny now to think about this is some tea. It's something I've never heard. I mean, I guess we could talk about like...

Well, so now... With that being said... With that being said... No, shut the fuck up. Literally die. With that being said, you are good at being with a girl. It's not that. It's just the idea of being with asses is gross.

I think, yeah. Actually, when I was living at this COVID-free house, I was staying there with Hunter and Francesca and Apollo too. Who knows?

At the time, I was close with this girl. The most beautiful girl in the world. And I was inviting her over all the time. And she walks in the first day and Ari's like, I'm in close with this girl the most beautiful girl in the world and I was inviting her over all the time and she walks in the first day and Ari's like I'm in love with this girl and she was in love with you too and you guys immediately like literally just start dating

they hang out like one fucking time they start dating well no I take that back you hung out probably like four times and I just started sleeping over every night and I just started falling in love. And I just will never forget them. Like, well, I will never forget. Is that still at this point?

I think this man is fully straight. I feel like me and him are really vibing. I'm so jealous. I'm like, do you want to know why I did love love her? Is because the first day she ever came over, I ran upstairs to your bathroom at Cherokee. And I go, whatever. I go, why won't Amari fuck me? And then I go, and then Abby's sitting here.

I forgot about that. Oh, my God. That's how I got in the friend group. And I thought I'm, like, fucking up my chances with her. I'm like, wait. And then she never cared. She slept in my bed the other night. I love that about her.

She woke up. We woke up. She looked at me. She was just, like, asking, like, about, like, my past and, like, who I've been with and, like, what I've done. I was like, wow, I'm so fucking in love with you. You don't care about my. Oh, my God.

She's like, what right now? That's, like, really fucking cool. Like, someone, like, really not caring. So awesome. Just so awesome. I'm kind of that way. I don't, like, I feel like if I found, like, if I really liked a guy and I found out he, like, also liked guys, I don't, I actually don't feel like I would really care.

That's why we're gonna be together never now baby now I know and now I feel so grateful that you've never touched me no and to preface that not being like I have something or I do like she's just saying because we're close not because no one thought you had herpes

from that Ari nobody got herpes vibes from that you go thank god i didn't get you because you and i out of everyone in the friend group you and i fight like like exponentially more i fight everyone in the friend group more than anyone i know but for for years now now i'm a fighter yeah insane like fucking crazy. I'm sorry. But what I'm saying is, like, for a long time, Ari was the only one I, like, would fight with. Now, me and you, we bicker, like, whatever. It's okay, though.

No, but I get it. Ari's, like, the first one. Like, it's, he, like. Ari's the easiest to fight with. Because he's down. Like, everything you say in the nicest way possible is infuriating. Well, but if you take it with a grain of salt, of course, but if you fight with Ari,

like, the thing about Ari is you're always down. Like, sometimes I'm just bored, and you say some shit, and I'm like, what the fuck you say, bitch? The thing is, is we like fighting. Yeah, he's an easy target. It's, like, really toxic. Like, I just thoroughly enjoy fighting with you.

And, like, I love to just, like... Mustard for the pretzels. Like, you're talking about he's an easy target, bitch. I'm the only target. I love being the target. Fight me, bitch. Imagine being me, just moving to LA, and being with this girl, and then she's also fucking with the most lit rapper.

I was intimidated. I was like, wait, what the fuck is going on? And then the first party I go to, I'll never forget it, this TikToker comes up to me. He's one of my favorite people now. Literally love my life. And he's just talking to me. Huge TikToker now. I'm talking one of my favorite people now. Literally love my life. And he's just talking to me. Huge TikToker now. I'm talking one of the biggest on the platform.

He's just talking to me about like, we were talking about cigarettes. And how we love cigarettes when we're drunk. Blase, blase, blase. Not 20 minutes go by. We're literally sitting there talking. 21 minutes go by. I don't see him and I don't see her. What were they doing?

They were in his car having sex. Which I found out later. While they were having sex, I found out they were in his car. So imagine me. I'm just sitting in the corner of this party like, wait, like 10 days into living here. I'm just like, okay. Well, that's how late for you. And then the rapper walks into the party.

She gets out of the car and leaves with him, huh? Gets out of the car, goes with him. And I'm just like, okay. Goes with him the night and then comes home with me, sleeps in my bed. We restart the next next day and which is the reason why we don't talk anymore was because I had it with that and I was Really drunk one night, and I let her have it Because of that so you let her sleep in your bed that night She said we slept together for like two months straight like I never I never wanted to sleep without her Wait but now she's taking a beautiful relationship. I respect them God. I'm going to sleep. Oh, my God. Wait, but now she's taking in a beautiful relationship.

I respect them both. I love them both. She is a cute. She honestly is a cute. I think you love them both, but if at any moment you could steal his bitch back, you would. She's the baddest bitch in LA. She's so hot. She's the baddest bitch in LA, but he's also hot.

I'm like, I'll have them both. Would you threesome now? Would you have a threesome with them? In five seconds. Right now, on this couch. I love when you use threesome as a verb i love it when you say that would you threesome them on this couch on this couch i'd fuck both of them you don't want to know something i've been having threesome problems i want to have

a threesome what are your threesome problems he keeps like suggesting every time we go out like we'll just be having a good time i feel like it's going good and then he'd be like what about her i'm like fuck i honestly hate when people do that. Like, if I'm not presenting it. That's my thing with threesomes. If you're buying me shit, okay. But, like. Yeah.

My thing with threesomes, I don't mind. Like, I don't, I'm not against that at all. I love. But I don't, I don't feel, I feel like I'm in a phase in my life where I'm, like, a very jealous person. I was just about to say, knowing you, I couldn't see you having a threesome. No, it is. Cause can I tell you something with,

before him, I've never been jealous like that. Even if I love, like love, love, love the guy. I swear to God, I've never had a moment where I'm like,

Oh my God, that dumb bitch. Like this is the first guy that I've ever been like, Oh my God, like why is he looking at her? Why is he talking to her? I think it completely depends on the person because Chris Miles, for example,

to me always will be like, why can't we have a threesome and i'm like i used to have hook up threesome foursome moments all the time with like several of my exes but it's like because of the way they made me feel like they made me feel so secure in us being together and like that that was just an addition that's fire but if someone makes you feel like you have to be threatened by the third person or like they're gonna go fuck them yeah that's the problem if somebody already if you already feel insecure in a relationship which i clearly do in like that situation i don't want to feel it's not cute i don't want to i don't want to have to think after the fact about how like how you were with her how you and i like i don't ever want to think about that ever and i have friends who have like three

all the time and i have friends who do it healthily and toxically I'm sure you're thinking of the same person like one of our best friends like she always does it and then she'll like see the bitch out that they fuck and she'll be like all over her man and it's like she's furious and it's like I don't want to live like that I don't if I love the person I'm not having a threesome with you if I'm like casually attracted to a person if I love

you and you're if I love you and you're secure as fuck and I know you're gonna like just be homies with that girl and like shit's fine, sure. But like if you. Yeah, if I were married and secure and whatever, but like. Yeah. My current situation, especially with this Joe guy. Fucking Joe.

I love Joe. I know. Do you? You know, we all went to breakfast the other day. Really? Yeah, with Joe. Really? I don't get invited to this shit because I'm a cunt.

Joe and her were stranded outside of their gate me and Brooke had plans so I picked them both up and we had a wonderful lunch but to that topic is it weird that I can never ever have a threesome with two guys

but I'll have a threesome with a girl you wouldn't get Eiffel Towered that's actually now that I've pegged he can't get Eiffel Towered what do you mean what don't you have to have two girls butthole and you get He can't get Eiffel Tower What do you mean What Don't you have to have two holes

Butthole And a mouth Oh Wait what's Eiffel Tower Front and back You're in the middle Two guys are like this What's your dream Eiffel Tower

Both of you Pete and Justin Easy Oh my god are you ready Or I don't know though Like Lil Wayne and Drake. I shouldn't say that.

Lil Wayne's gonna text me some crazy shit. Hey. Wanna go to Paris? What's my dream for a dream of a car? Okay, mine is... Come on. I'm like, we can probably guess the first one. Honestly, I want you guys to guess.

Say it. Lil Nas X. No, he rejected me too many times. That wasn't it? And we both guessed it. He never rejected me, by the way, everyone. He just... No, he said, I like your glasses.

In person, but on the internet, when he's seen me a hundred times... Okay, my dream threesome would definitely be... Go, go, go. Michael Yerger and his twin. Who's his twin? He doesn't have one hold on I want to dive into

wait what about what about what's his name who looks just like Michael Juerger Stephen Kelly hot Michael Juerger

and Stephen Kelly no no no no no my dream threesome honestly Stephen Kelly's gonna you've done so much shit with him as a friend he's gonna be like

what the fuck I want to fuck Stephen Kelly Stephen Kelly if you're seeing this no Michael Juerger and I'm trying Kyle Kuzma. When you want to bet on sports, play it on a field or ice or course. BetRivers is the place. Over, under, money, line.

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please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Speaking of threesome, Ari, one time, and I'm not going to say the time because I'm not vetting anyone out. I was on a trip with Ari, right? And we're there. That's my dream. Bye. And so one of the hottest artists in the world, like musical artist.

He's a guy. And his girlfriend, who's also one of the hottest models in the world, were trying so hard to threesome you. Can I guess? I'm sure you know. Yes. Yeah, so. I'm sure you know. Yes. Yeah, so. I just want to talk about it.

You wanted his girlfriend before him, actually, which is. Duh. Everyone in the world wants him. But then it was like, but then it was like, no, no. Of course I wanted him first. I've wanted him ever since I started listening to his music. Are you joking me? Okay.

But then I get to this vacation and they're just the first ones in the door, and I'm just like, wait. Best looking couple ever. Oh, my. The hottest. Just imagine being with the hottest people ever. Of course you're going to think some shit, want some shit. We got close. We almost got in bed with them.

That, I feel like, is an ideal situation as a threesome member. I feel like you would want to be with a couple, because then it's like the drama is beside of you i think i would agree with that i think i would do anything i don't know i also hate threesome me a couple because you're just like second to that yeah you're definitely second but i don't think so but you're in in both in that case you're exciting to the both of them exactly so why would they yeah but then it's like get the fuck out of my bed like i want like the control is that no but if a couple's having a threesome, they want something new. Yeah, and I would love the idea of being, like, the exciting, like, new member.

I'm so opposite. I'd so much rather be the couple and, like, bring someone in. I'm just in love with them both. I tell them probably all the time. And, like, they know. Like, they're our friends, but they know I would literally marry them both.

I think I'm gonna marry one of them. I honestly don't. The girl or the guy? The girl. Oh. Shit. Wasn't she sending you, like, pictures? My biggest girl crush in the world.

Okay, wait. So now I have a list of things. Oh my goodness. Unreal. And that's why I'm just like, I never will say I'm gay, because women are the most beautiful, beautiful, beautiful things to walk the planet.

I just can't imagine you, like, eating the fuck out of someone's pussy. I don't want you to say that anymore. Honestly, her and the love of my life, I think. But like full like. You had to do the visuals? The visuals was crazy. I think I would do better than that. Well, not obviously, I would hope.

But like, would you actually be like face in some pussy? Duh. Did you see on TikTokiktok the chanel advent calendar what the fuck was that stickers stickers chanel stickers stickers so basically if you guys don't know chanel released and a lot of brands do this like dior did it they did it so well i think louis vuitton did it too where they release an advent calendar like a christmas one like where you open a thing every day and like normally it's like chocolate but designer brands are doing it and they're like a thousand dollars and then there's a bunch of like designer shit in it chanel released one that was 850 dollars no 875 and all that was in it was

like stickers well like a paperweight a bracelet with a plastic plastic Chanel thing. It looked like a hair tie. No, there was like a thing that closed an envelope. Like just like a glorified sticker. Like, come on. I think like temporary tattoos. It said a sticker sheet. Like literally on Chanel, it said sticker sheet. I don't ever want to see that.

There was a, the most luxurious thing in the entire thing was a lipstick and it was a mini. Like that is, for like for a fact for 850 dollars the amount of makeup you could buy at chanel too is crazy like three four four things maybe like five everything's like 125 no no no like no it's like 80 yeah really not even not even i mean i don't even wear makeup no that's not even true even like dior same thing it's like like a lip gloss is like only like 45 but yours makeup is beautiful lipsticks mascaras mini foundations like whole thing everything and it was half the price 500 bucks what would you do if you bought that chanel what would you do oh no i don't know because like

chanel chanel chanel chanel chanel is chanel like, Chanel wins. But that's fucking disgusting. You're going to jet people that hard? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know what I would do. Like, what would you do? Would you, like? I'd be furious. Well, duh, be furious.

But, like, what do you think they're going to do? How do you think they're going to respond to that? Yeah, that's the thing. What was that girl? The girl on TikTok who does a PR move. Did all the PR for them. PR moves that I would do if I was. I love her. Love her. Girl Boss Town. Yes, Girl Boss Town. Shout move. Did all the PR for them. PR moves that I would do if I was. I love her. Love her. Girl boss town. Yes, girl boss town.

Shout out. She's the best. She's the best, but she was like, PR moves that I would do if I were Chanel. But you know they're not gonna do any of that. Of course they're not. Because they're like, oh, we know better than. I feel like at that point they're doing as well as they are and like, I feel like that kind of publicity, they're like, okay.

Nothing can stop them. Yeah. Yeah, but that's just sad yeah but that's just sad it's crazy especially i'd be so pissed but first of all i'd never spend 875 on a e advent calendar that's like borderline like that's a big part of a bag that's like one fourth of a chanel bag no no no a four thousand dollar bag they but they've brand new bag has like a small bag they'll order like a wallet like i'm just saying like it's it's a portion of a chanel item so if i spent nine hundred dollars on a fucking chanel advent calendar and it was that shit like i would be so mad i'd be so infuriated but then but then at what point are you like okay well what the fuck was i doing buying a chanel advent calendar well like imagine people that we know hundreds of fucking people

that would throw away $850 to post a Chanel advent calendar. Are you kidding? I almost fucking bought the thing. Fair. He has a point. And there you go. Not that we would but I'm saying like I get what you're saying. I almost bought the Dior one but the Dior one was like

lipstick and shit. I'm like nah. Do you know my actual. I almost bought the Dior one but the Dior one was like lipstick and shit. I'm like, nah. Do you know my actual biggest pet peeve about you right now? What? Sorry. So you were just talking how we used to, I don't know,

I actually don't know if we're leaving that in but whatever. We were just talking about how we used to love the house that we lived in in Hollywood. Great house. Super secure. Super awesome. It's a known fact that I like hate where I live.

We all don't really love it. The house itself is great but I've been over there three times. Like the neighborhood is just really, really bad. The neighbors, everything, very sketchy, homeless people like in the lawn. And then on top of that, the house is just very haunted. But Ari decided to download the citizen app and it's an amazing app. Like I love it. I love it. I love it.

But every two seconds, we get a thing that's like armed robbery, home invasion. 700 feet away. Yeah. Like whole thing. Like might as well be in our lawn. Like shooting 500 feet away. Like something like that every single day. So yesterday, Ari bought all these fucking signs on Amazon.

And say smile, you're on camera. To blast her all over the entire house. Wait, that's brilliant. I'm really scared. like, gust of air, like, goes by the camera. I've been barricading my door for the past week. No, he's been. And trust me, I feel you. I just had a home break in. I literally, like. Oh, yeah. Did you talk about it? We talked about it on the last episode.

But, like, I said that I've never been scared to live in a place. And now I feel, like, traumatized. And it's so scary. I completely get it. It's just, like, living where you live and feeling scared is the worst feeling, 100% for a fact. Oh, my goodness. It's just, like, it's funny. I got yelled at. She goes,

oh, because I won't go on like a couple streets. Like I just won't go on any streets that like a lot of shit are on. She goes, oh, so you're going to fucking have this new thing that you can't go anywhere? Blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I care about my life. No, but Ari's new thing too is every time he gets a citizen notification he doesn't like, he books a flight home.

I have a flight in four days. He keeps booking flights home to Vegas every time he gets a citizen notification he doesn't like he books a flight home. I have a flight in four days. He keeps booking flights home to Vegas every time he gets a citizen notification of something that scares him. I live 34 floors up with nine security entrances to get to my door. What are you going to do? Just hide? You live in Los Angeles.

Hey, you're right. Speaking of Bryce, you wanted to clear the air, Ari. I would like to give you the floor yeah he's still hot he's still whatever i still want to bang him talk to me about kissing bryce kissing bryce perfect i'm so glad i'm here to fucking say this was ori's like i think your most viral like daily mail yeah it was it was very viral i mean i personally did not know all like there was that many fucking people. There was that many cameras.

But Bryce came on here and told a fib. Bryce fully told a fib. Imagine me. Like, I know Bryce well. Like, we're friends. Like, I feel like I could go, like, I would go up to him and, like, fucking fuck around with him and say a joke. But imagine me walking out of a club being, like, just miserable. Going up to Bryce and being like, oh, you kissed her.

Why won't you kiss me? No. That didn't happen, Bryce. And I can't wait to talk about this the next time i see you that didn't happen i walked out of the club to talk to frankie delgado with tana and bryce was there and he was just like he was kissing some i think it was a guy and he looks at me or no i said hi to him first and the way i say hi to people i literally give him european kiss one two and that was in the first part of the video if you were watching it the second part of the video he goes oh you won't kiss me for real because i kissed him on his cheeks and i believe that and then i was like up and then that's when that happened and man's had the audacity to

come on this podcast and say i asked him to kiss him after he kissed the woman. Yeah, so basically, Bryce, you're a fucking bold-faced liar. I'm literally so loved. Not one person in the world hates me, and you kissed her. And you kissed me, and... He kissed me, too. Shit! Why did you kiss him? Oh, my God, we're all out here.

He kissed me at... Bryce loves to call me for the streets, too. I'm like, look at this. Bryce is for the streets. No, I'm just kidding. Bryce did it as a make-a-wish he was literally like this girl come on i'll give her something honestly you're gonna make a wish for me honestly he did that's what he did my one wish is that i could undo i'm not kidding

i was standing outside the bathroom it was at friendsgiving you kissed bryce at friendsgiving what the fuck i wasn't gonna say anything because i saved it for the podcast but it was like very yes you kissed my man at Thanksgiving bitch wasn't my man whatever hey I didn't first of all I didn't kiss him I'm standing outside the bathroom the Bryce I love you I'm sorry for air his ass out I feel

no sympathy no he did it as a full make a way like I know he was just like it was like a like a giving a kid a butt like or giving kid candy or something I he literally came out of the bathroom and I was. Like, I know he was just, like, it was like giving a kid candy or something. He literally came out of the bathroom, and I was standing there. I didn't know he was in there. I'm banging on the door. I'm like, holy shit, I'm going to piss my pants. Like, who is in there?

Bryce comes out, and he literally just grabs my face. He goes, and I stood there like. Were you, like, a little wet? No. No, he's getting really hot. He's so hot. He is hot. i think it's just like because i love white men but like i don't know what to do but i i was like no one's gonna believe me so i'm just gonna keep this to myself but he knows it happened you kissed him like seven days ago eight days ago

nine days ago it was recently but bryce i'm come on. Honestly, hope you get tagged in this. Fuck you. Liar, fuck. Oh my God, speaking of men that I've gotten with also getting with you. What? Wait, wait, that's never happened because I'm never going to be Mindy. Chris Miles peed on you in Hawaii. Chris Miles peed on me because I got attacked by a jellyfish.

And he was the only kind soul there to piss. No, no. Oh, no, no, no. He didn't pee on me, bitch. He pissed in a cup and Brooke poured the cup on my ass. But don't you kind of think that's getting peed on? But to be clear, he did not get stung by a jellyfish. He got bit by a sea lion.

So do you think that you were just. Is that what it was? So you have head lice. I don't have fucking lice, bitch. You wish. So don't you think that you were just what it was you have had lice so i don't have fucking lice bitch you wish so don't you think that you kind of just wanted chris to pee on you i i think that'd be the last thing i'd ever want to be on me i'd rather you piss in my mouth i don't think you'd rather be piss in your mouth than chris miles pee on you behind me like dick out peeing on me probably be real would you who would you let pee on you you were hurt no like

dude like generally like like there's a you would name one you let pee on you? You or her? No, like, dude, like, generally. Like, there's, you name one guy besides Michael Juerger. That would let pee on me? Who you would let pee on you? Probably one of, like, my friend's dad that was a billionaire that I went to high school with. Why does it have to be someone's dad? What? Because he's the hottest person I've ever seen and I could think of him right now.

Okay. Tana, you. And if she listens to this she'll know it's her dad because he's so hot I'm not gonna lie to you like it's me like there's like 20 people

I'd let pee on me also have you ever let someone pee on you no me neither you let someone pee on you we just talked about this

you let someone pee on you please you did you let someone pee on you as like a joke as like a joke Brooke tell me story now now no it's like a joke. That was like a joke. Brooke, tell the story now.

Now. No, it's not a story. It's literally not a story. Joe. Duh. Who else? You let... Kyla screamed.

Kyla just screamed at us. Wait, were you... I don't think she's screaming at that. No, she's fucking screaming at that. Were you in a bed? No, no, no. I hope not. No, we were in the shower.

I love a shower. Was the shower like on you to the point that it was like an instant rinse? Yeah, it was like, it was a joke. Instant rinse is my favorite. Were you on your knees or were you standing? No, it was a joke. It was a joke. I love him.

He could pee on me. Was it on your pussy or was it on like your leg? Why do we have to? Did he pee on your pussy? My family watches this podcast. He peed on her pussy. He peed on her pussy. He peed on her pussy. He peed on her pussy.

Thank you for coming to get me. I think it's worse if he pees in her mouth. Like, did he pee in your mouth? Well, for sure. I would let him pee in my mouth. Well. I would let Lil Nas X pee on me. No.

No one who's not my boyfriend is peeing in my mouth. Except for Lil Nas. I'm like, Joe, if you're listening. If he told you today that he would date you, if you would let him pee in your mouth outside of a shower, I'm talking like just on the fucking floor, would you do it? Would you do it to date him? I don't think I should answer that question.

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to speak to an advisor free of charge. I need you too, bitch. I'm so... I'm hurting. You've been over that one. No, I definitely would let a lot of people...

No, it was like a joke. We were in the shower. Who'd you let pee on you, Jenna? We always take time to get peed on me. I don't think it was a joke. And I have a list of like 25 people.

So who's the first person that you would let pee on you besides Pete Davidson? Mine's Pete too. My next answer is so pathetic. Oh, that was mine. Speaking of... Speaking of...

The hottest rapper, hottest white rapper in the game. My sis right here, Tana Mongeau. You know, it's very down bad right now. She loves. Let me see the text. Let me see. I'm going to throw up. Oh, no, it's those.

She loves to not answer. Our friends, we sat all next to each other in a first class flight one time. Really fucking insane. Five hour flight. Almost killed myself. Whatever. My sis, look at her. Look at her. Pan her pan pan zoom down bad

My sister wait, I'm like share contact You're kidding I want to send this to myself so bad, but I'm not a bad friend That's not real can I have it I'm really fucking scared. I just I don't think I've ever seen this You're so Always all this I'll fucking bum it. I'm down atrocious. You're so down atrocious. You're so down. No, I'm not you can't Everybody she's not joking The best people in the world get at me. I will say that and And like I... And you're stupid. I'm a self-sabotaging fucking imbecile. Lil Wayne too.

I'm like, baby, go back. I'm like, it's me. No, honestly, like you know when I went brunette, I was like, you know what? I like brunettes. Lil Wayne is where I knew that I'm fucking everything up because it's like, that was my crush for a

decade and I fully had the opportunity to sleep with him, fly across the country and see him, hang out with him. We were like FaceTiming like whole thing and I fully was like down and I was single this is right when me and Chris broke up. I'm down atrocious. I like I self sabotage

like the best best men get at me and I just don't do it. Is it because you're nervous? I'm not with Lil? I'm not. I think you get nervous. With Lil Wayne, I'm not nervous. It's more so that like once, let's say once I fuck Lil Wayne, the entire like 20 year long obsession is over and I have nothing to live for. There's also a lot of rumors about him that scare me.

I just talked about this with Hunter the other day. I feel this way about very few people in this world, but I have certain people that i like idolize to a point where they're not like human anymore and i feel that way about billy eilish i feel that way about miley cyrus and i felt that way about this like male artist that i was obsessed with yeah and i ruined i obviously ruined it for myself who right and like i i i feel like sometimes i like for me i we talked about this kind of in the beginning of the podcast but i love to be a fan like i it makes it makes me happy it's like it reminds me of being young where celebrities are actually like mystical to you exactly and i feel yeah we feel that way very like seldom now because obviously we run into that all the time

well that's the thing with lowe and like imagine like he's my favorite artist of all time every i know that's the thing i don't want it doesn't matter it like i even if you would be the best friend ever i don't want to humanize you like i know every lyric to every single one of your songs imagine i could never listen to them again like that would hurt me and that's that's how it would probably end so i definitely like i don't know and it's also like i'm so in love with that man that i just would never even want to diminish myself to like a hoe that's flying out to fuck him like it's like I either want to be the love of your life or I would rather continue to idolize you when it comes though I'm just when it comes to I am genuine I am like a little you're a little pussy ass

fucking bitch pussy ass bitch bro when I tell you I've never seen someone so beautiful in my life I was sitting left right as we are I was sitting right next to him in a first-class flight from Atlanta to L.A., and I've never been more mesmerized at a human being. He's my dream, man. That's exactly my type. White, just white man, curly hair, little scrub. He literally opened a book, and that's when I go, wow. I almost just threw up.

Because Ari loves reading. No, what was that? Everyone shut up then you know the interview like the interview with the blonde girl who she's in like a chicken shop yeah yes she first of all she has my dream job so if you're watching this and you can set me up with the chicken trying job she loves restaurants that's what i want but like that interview alone like the way it makes you feel like uncomfortable in the best way I was literally like that. This is the best thing I've ever done I was watched it literally he was so hot about it too because it's like the interview is set up to make you look Cringy and corny and he was just so smooth through it

She is a performer that girl. She like she's just like the cute like what is it? I never watch it. It's this British girl and she that she makes you kind of like feel awkward she asks you like uncomfortable questions and it's supposed to have like awkward silences and like on you you've definitely seen it on but he's like she's flirting with him and he's like flirting back with her and they're making eyes and the whole time i'm like i would do anything for this woman's job yeah my fucking thing's up i was supposed to be in a group call with a bunch of like rappers but it was like like the other day and why are you even saying that to me right now when you i'm like how does it feel to live my dream she's one of my favorite artists i keep not doing it

i keep not doing it i hate when you do that because it lets like it's just so fucking imbecile like like you're a fucking imbecile i feel that way about her all the time i remember no i do i vividly remember one time we were on a drive or we were all going to like a boat trip Like, you're a fucking imbecile when you say that. I feel that way about her all the time, I remember. I feel that way about her all the time. No, I do. I vividly remember one time we were on a drive, or we were all going to, like, a boat trip. This was even, like, this was probably a year or two ago. And literally, I remember she got a call from her manager at the time.

He's like, it's for a story. Like, come on, you just have to read these points. And she looked over him for two seconds. She goes, mm, that's too much. Sorry. I go, what? Like, imagine. No one has ever said I make good decisions, including myself.

I know I don't. My life could be so much better if someone else was in control of it. But it does. It makes me. I go, Tana, I'll read the points. Like, come on. It makes me, like, really upset. Because it's like.

I'm starting to think I need a conservator. I've said it every day for the past six months now. And nobody's going to say that. She she needs a conservator i don't care what anyone says it'd be so good for her i don't think it'd be bad you know all conservators aren't like britney spears like she just needs someone to fucking be her would be the only person the only person qualified to be her conservator is kyla and she's not gonna and she would in poor thing would her whole life would be shambles she's like more than it And I'm not going to let her do it. And she would. And poor thing would. Her whole life would be. In shambles. She's like. More than it already is.

Yeah. I know. Sorry. Okay. I mean. I guess I'll figure it out. I'll start responding to some A-listers. Or just like respond to your text messages.

Like. I live next. I live 40 feet away from her. Maybe less. And I can't even. I texted her 911 the other day. She responded three days later. I'm not even kidding.

911. But God forbid we don't answer one of her nine phone calls and she'll be like it's important it's so fucking important so important she'll be like what color did you get in I'm like I don't know I'll be hit by a car and I'll be like oh my god

you're the only number I know by heart and she'll be like or the other day ready for this it's not because I don't care it's because I'm a fucking idiot and I hate to blame things on ADHD because I've been doing that

for the past three podcasts even though people find it relatable thank you I love the community I love the community but like genuinely like like I'll just like

I'm so depressed I have no desire and then one day I'll wake up and respond to everyone ever and it's so bad and I've always been that way and it's horrible

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nothing can convince her that that was not the right answer. No, that's what I mean. I'm self-sabotaging and I need a conservator. It's horrible. If you could pick a conservator, who would you pick? That can't be Kyla or Paige.

It can't be Kyla. Oh, baby, you're Britney now. Oh, yeah. Imagine. What do you think? He's going to be sitting there bottle feeding you? Shit. He's going to lock your bitch ass up.

He's like, sorry, but I'm with Jaden and Kelsey. Sorry. No, actually, I guess Amari. I guess Amari. Okay, I was waiting for that answer. Or like Debbie. Yeah. No, actually, I guess Amari. I guess Amari. Okay, I was waiting for that answer. Yeah. Or like Debbie. Yeah.

No. Debbie's a good one. Debbie actually, it's actually ironic that we're talking about this because the other day Debbie was like, I feel like I should be your conservator because I'm the only person who guaranteed would never, ever take your money. And I was like, oh. So I actually, I really have to go and get a full mouth of veneers. And I'm really sad because last time I looked like Cindy Lou Who.

Like, just like that gif of me, it's the most viral video of me ever where I sit up in bed and my face, that was me after veneering. It's my favorite photo on the internet. I'll insert it into the podcast, but it's the worst I've ever, ever, ever looked. And I think I'm about to look like that again, and I'm so sad about it. Also, yesterday verbatim, I go, you don't need a license. She goes, worry about yourself that's my new thing it was someone no my new thing my new thing is worry about yourself and my second thing

is i do everything like whenever someone comes to me like what the fuck are you doing i'm like i do everything that's my new thing it's my favorite thing right now no no what's worse is the don't worry or don't worry about what is it again about yourself. It's the worst thing because it's like, oh, we want to worry about ourselves, babe. But we can't. We can't even sleep. I can't sleep. I'm up all night. You can't sleep, babe.

I'm just imagining. I'm dreaming of fucking the pounding on my fucking door and the knocking down on my door. My bear can't even take it off. Dude, the other day Hunter was blacked out. We tried to break into Ari's room. Not only was the door locked, but he put like five boxes like filled with clothes and like suitcases in front of the door barricaded. He says it's for the break-ins that he's afraid of,

but I know it's for Hunter and I. Well, I have a lock on my door. You simply couldn't get in if I just locked it. It's for the break-ins. Well, I mean, after William fucking with you in your suitcase, I think you're just like done for. I forgot about that. That was your first encounter with my stalker.

I don't think it was a stalker. I think it was a ghost. I don't think it was her. And she I think it was her. I hate to say that. And people know people really call me out for that in the comments. But you can tell Brooke doesn't believe Tana. And I don't mean it to be that way.

I don't believe I have situations. I'll be like, I'll be like, Tana, I won the lottery. And then the next week she'll be like, how tell Brooke doesn't believe Tana and I don't mean it to be that way. I don't believe Tana. But I have situations where I'll be like Tana I won the lottery and then the next week she'll be like how do you have all this money? Like where she'll just forget. But that's my dementia. You don't have dementia babe. You have something. No I have just like brain But she'll be like there's no way the shower head could have switched itself. No. It's like babe what did you have for breakfast this morning? Tell me.

I dare you. She's like, animate, animate, animate. So I got back from Miami for my sister's wedding. I'm thankful for the believers. Stay with me. And when I got home, I did not empty my suitcase. I didn't do that. I know I didn't because I was riding dick.

Right. Okay. So I had a suitcase. It was on a box of clothes. I haven't emptied these boxes of clothes since we moved in because supposedly we're moving out. So I have these boxes of clothes and my suitcase is on it. And then I wake up the next morning and the suitcase is on the floor all spread out. All spread out.

I would never do that at 3 a.m. when I'm literally getting my chin, my gut turned around. I know if I needed something from your closet, I would open a suitcase. I'm just saying, my guts were inside out of my pussy. There was not a point of me that could have ever even remotely bent. Sounds like hemorrhoids. Sounds like an inside out asshole if you ask me. Ew, can your asshole actually go inside out? Yeah, that's what hemorrhoids are, right?

No, hemorrhoids are like the little bumpies that are, like, inside of you. They're like, oh, I thought it's, like, when it comes out a little bit. When you're holding it. No, no. No, it is. It's when it comes inside out, yeah. Like, you're holding. no no it is it's when it comes inside out yeah like you're pulling yes it is yeah it is sound off in the comments i went to nursing school i'm a faggot oh yeah he wins good point you know what ari it has been an absolute pleasure having you on this podcast i think you are an angel you're an icon

living i'm so sorry brook and i wanted to fuck you when you first met you you're my brother having you on this podcast. I think you are an angel. You're an icon living. I'm so sorry, Brooke, and I wanted to fuck you when we first met you. You were my brother forever. Wait, why wouldn't you? Like, let's be real. Right. This has been another

very hectic episode of Cancelled. I'm super high. I need new teeth. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I hope you enjoyed this episode. Sorry it was hectic. We don't know what we're talking about. I'm seriously high I need new teeth I don't know what the fuck is going on I hope you enjoyed this episode sorry it was hectic we don't know

what we're talking about I'm seriously missing a tooth like I came here today just well aware of the fact that like my all isn't even I broke it on an

Olive Garden breadstick like my all my all was left with that breadstick so you get what you get and you don't throw a fit thank you for coming to this episode of Cancelled

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