Cancelled with Tana Mongeau & Brooke Schofield - Episode 19: Brooke's Beef with Logan Paul

Episode Date: January 10, 2022

In this episode Brooke and Tana discuss their hectic December, New Year's Eve in Vegas, and Brooke's Beef with Logan Paul. This episode is sponsored by Cerebral (http://www.cerebral.com/tana), Noom (http://www.noom.com/tana), and Adam & Eve (http://www.adamandeve.com offer code Tana). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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tanimotia is canceled hello and welcome back to the canceled podcast and happy new year everyone was coming for us um i'm sorry you guys we took a break we we had a very planned break for the holiday i guess we never said that i think yeah the problem wasn't the break it was that it was like the we didn't tell anyone yeah we just like decided to take a break and didn't tell anyone we just like both were doing family shit and holiday shit and just knew this wouldn't be possible but then everyone was just so evil to me on twitter they were like she can't do anything consistently people were dming me like i knew she couldn't commit to anything i'm like damn like right like how like no i'm i'm committed

i've committed to the bit and we are back now for the new year with weekly episodes per usual we're excited we have so much to tell you today yeah we have so much to talk about isn't a break fun a break is good because we both get to accumulate a bunch of like fucked up shit that happens. Yeah, and we didn't just take a podcast break. We haven't seen each other for... We're like, we took a break. We took a break. No, nothing like...

That was the other thing everyone was tweeting at us. Like, are they not friends anymore? Everyone was like, I support you. I know you guys are on the outs. I'm like, news to me. Like, everyone was in my DMs like, what happened? And I was like, I support you. I know you guys are on the outs. I'm like, news to me. Like, everyone was in my DMs, like, what happened? And I was like, nothing. I was just home with my family.

You were home with your family. And then New Year's, we planned on seeing each other. That was what did it, I think, is because we were in the same city. We were both in Vegas. And everyone was like, why aren't you guys together? Yeah. I tried. We'll get into today, though, like, what we were both doing in Vegas.

The logistics was that and how that didn't work out yeah like we we really tried we just like a lot of things happened in Vegas that like just made it very impossible for us to see each other um but now we are back and better than ever and killing it we're back and the podcast is not canceled so we shot our last episode in December and December was the worst month of my year like by by far and it's crazy because I also think 2021 was like maybe the worst year of my life wow I couldn't it couldn't feel anymore I feel like 2021 was like one of the best years I'm seeing I love that for you um not like it like things went great like you know this podcast where you started that this year a lot of work shit went great but

just luck wise and the shit that was going down it was just like and i i literally ended the worst year of my life with the worst month of my life directly went out with the bang yeah literally um so i think i just and i haven't really gotten to talk to brooke about this either i've been waiting to tell you about it all on the podcast i'm eager um also do you have new teeth those aren't your teeth these are plastic teeth actually okay yeah so i got my dental surgery i got these teeth you're only and you get temporary ones and then you get like permanent ones but you're only supposed to have the temporary for like two weeks yeah that's the that's what i was wondering and i've had them for like a month i mean my dentist told me like if they feel loose come in and they're still going strong is it gonna pop

off on in like one cohesive piece yes there's no spaces and then you just have like little teeth yeah so i'm on friday i'm getting the real ones i went in to get the real ones before christmas break and i walk in and sit down and he goes i don't like the color like i took the medicine for the surgery too that like makes you all loopy and shit and he was just like yeah i don't like the color like see you in a couple weeks drove all the way there whole thing what was the color i was furious it was like like whiter than any person in la's veneers like scarily yeah and i would have looked like like blue white like scary like literally that's the like the best giveaway for somebody having veneers is like them just being too white no and it just would have looked god awful so now i'm going back in this week to get them but uh it's been interesting i haven't bit hard food in

an entire month well hopefully this will be the last time you have to do that because that's a nightmare anyone please pray for me um so december he's scared i want to start with like just like the worst thing because it's kind of how it started off this month of bad luck you know oh no so um in one of the previous podcasts we had a conversation about that boy that I kind of liked still like him he's great he's lovely that was the stylist and he fixed my hair my track was out and like you know what I mean right the guy who looks like Pete Davidson Travis he dyed his hair though we're not sure it's what color black and I just it lost the Pete vibes and I'm really sad about it but that's really mean to say Pete shaved his head so he's giving Howie Mendo. No, but still love him to death.

Still so gorgeous. He's the best. And so for the beginning of Christmas month, Kim, who does my hair, has this little daughter, Kiki. And we love Kiki. She's like, she like really is like when I look at her as her role in my life is kind of like my goddaughter. Like I just like I see her like five days a week and like she's like my bestie. I'll sit with her for hours. I love that girl you're so good with kiki too that's when like whenever you say you're gonna be a bad mom and i like think about you with kiki i feel like yeah

kiki makes me want kids because she's like so cute and she just loves like every like tiktok and like all the cute stuff so i just like i love her and so we wanted to plan like a big christmas for her before they went home so i like got her a flat screen an ipad she guessed right, she guessed that I got her an iPad and then I'm fucking furious and I'm sitting with her and I'm just like seizing. She's like, did you get me an iPad? And I was like, so I immediately Amazon primed a flat screen because I was like, she's got to have something that she doesn't know about. And so we planned this whole Christmas where we're like all exchanging gifts. And then the guy that I'd been talking to um I was gonna say his real name but I really shouldn't he was all over my story that night though so I mean anyone could find it um

let's let's just call him Pete because he I liked him because he looked like Pete Davidson so Pete was on the phone with me when Kiki discovered the iPad situation and he was like I want to come I want to get her a gift so cute right that's really very good guy that's what I'm saying like so sweet and he she does she has her little kiki chains like business you know where she makes everyone the phone term so he got her all these beads on his own too like looked it up like fully was like oh she likes to like bead things so he ordered all these beads i know and so we have this like right that's so fucking sweet and so he we're having this Christmas thing at my house and um he shows up with the beads he brings his dog he brings me flowers and it's just like our

friend group and him and it's like weirdly wholesome he's like watching Kiki all night like whatever right and then here's where I made a couple mistakes um I guess I'm gonna give a quick preface as everyone knows I broke up chris miles and i broke up a while ago yeah but i i have a problem you know i i definitely have a problem where i'm just not good at a clean cut like clean break i have that problem too like i i'm gonna hang out with you like 500 more times and cry and just like torture myself because why would i just like do it the fucking normal way well the hard way but yeah no exactly like i'm not what a normal person would do if they were like normal like i'm not mentally stable and or independent enough to just cut

things off the person at all but i i had told chris like i kind of like someone else you know i may have said it to him when he was really fucked up so he like didn't remember but uh still you know um let him know that it's like you know what we're doing right now hanging out and like cuddling and like whatever is just like it's only that yeah but uh definitely in a lady ony way yeah and then that which i i i reckon is is wrong i know that's wrong not you reckon and i got my southern boyfriend right now and she said that we'll get into that later. God, my life is mess. We should create New Year's resolutions for each other because.

Really fun. We just leave fighting. No, no. So that night we were all doing the wholesome Christmas shit. But after that, I was supposed to go to Bella Thorne's Christmas party. Oh, more, more things I shouldn't be doing. Um, but I was gonna, we were going to give Kiki her gifts and then Pete was going to leave and go home cause he had worked the next day. And then I was going to go to Bella Thorne's with who will hold on. And so Chris Miles is hitting me up and just, you know, we're texting and whatever.

And this is so bad. This is so utterly bad and toxic. Oh, no. It's so bad. So for the time that I was hanging out with Chris, he was asking me about Pete because he'd seen him on my stories and we'd been hanging out. OK. And what did you tell him? He was asking me about Pete because he'd seen him on my stories and we'd been hanging out. Okay. And what did you tell him exactly? I need like state penitentiary prison for this.

I just want to put that out there. I'm going to take a drink. I told him that Pete was gay. Why I would do that? I mean, it's believable because he's a stylist he bought beads it was just the perfect perfect time to tell my ex-boyfriend that my new boyfriend was gay okay yeah i don't get him off your back like duh right what do you mean he's a stylist he bought beads he's gay and so but then pete showed up and brought me flowers and i posted it yes and then chris is like

he's not fucking gay you're a fucking psychopath what do you mean flowers and then we somehow move on from that and basically we made a plan to meet at bill of thorns chris miles and i oh i need prison like i i understand this like all of this is my fault i just want to say like the bad month of december is not like oh like, bad things. It's my fault. And so then I'm getting ready to go to Bella's and Chris is texting me that he's going to meet me there and P is leaving

and... Okay, be honest. Was Chris saying that he was on his way to your house and you just thought you could time it out, right? No. I would never, ever, ever even remotely have run the risk. I just have to ask.

No, and I've done that where I just really, like, I do the timing exactly right. Yeah, but I just was scared, like, you know, Pete would stay longer, Chris would show up earlier. Like, I was not going to run the risk. Yeah, not yet. Especially also, like, of course, I never want to hurt Chris. Probably shouldn't have told him he was gay and then put him all over my story giving flowers. But I mean, you know, like, an eye for an eye, like, whatever. But you guys weren't dating.

And also Pete, I would never want him to, I would never want to run the risk of him like seeing me like scrim fighting with my psycho face touted ex. Why not? Well. I mean, everyone else has to see it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just, it's fun to keep it from like a couple people. Okay, the newbies. Yeah.

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And I'm walking out his pit bull. And I open the front door with the leash in my hand and the pit bull. Not you playing mommy. Like so, you know what I mean? Like, it's just like a kid, a dog. Like, worst time. And I open the door and Chris Miles is just standing there like this. Oh.

In his defense, he's always like that. Just like this. Like, and I'm like. Uh-oh. And then Ari's like, everyone's like or no no no no amari's there amari's like and then ari we have a ring camera and you know you can talk through the ring ari goes through the ring and goes what the fuck is going on like and then chris is he doesn't even start angry at me he starts yelling at everyone else like y'all really aren't gonna fucking tell

me he's not gay like y'all are really gonna watch me get played like horrible i'm already like are you okay he's like i'm fine she's just a fucking slut like popping he's furious i like pete so i'm gonna go to pete and say like i'm really sorry my ex just shows he just showed a few screws he's just crazy like i don't know why he would do that. Like, just, like, being a dumb fucking slut. You're like, he's not usually like this. I'm so shocked. And then I sit down into Pete's car, and Pete is driving, and it's, like, the dog's in the back,

and, like, everything's loaded away, and I'm sitting there talking to him about this. And I thought Chris just left, because I was just, like, I thought he'd be, like, mad and, like, would leave. Chris opens the fucking door, the passenger seat door while i'm sitting there with pete and goes what the fuck are you doing i thought we had plans tonight and i'm like we didn't have plans just a whole thing you're like what so utterly god-awful so then i say bye to pete and chris is like storming down the street and i go to follow him and he he looks me dead in

the eyes and he goes and we i need to give this girl a name now as well because she's going to enter the story. What's a good, like, crackhead name? We'll just call her Tiffany, okay? Okay. Chris looks me dead in the face and says, don't fucking talk to me. Go fuck yourself. I'm going to fuck Tiffany. Tiffany is a really good friend of mine who, and was a really good friend of mine who do you i feel like

like like honestly oh yeah she yeah yeah like she was a really good friend of mine but now she can rot yeah um and so a couple podcasts ago with ashley and amari i talked about how i fucked tiffany so that chris wouldn't fuck her yeah power move you showed him and i was so dead set on the fact that if i had sex with this girl she would never cross me as my friend to by you know fucking yeah no i read that somewhere yeah yeah no and she'd fucked him before but we'd gotten so close so it was like in my head it was like first of all we are so close we're close friends and we have been for a year and she knows this man has been your boyfriend for a long time so i feel like okay yeah i've hooked up with him before but and she's hung out with him and i yeah now you're my friend like now you don't cross that line and like she's hung out with him and i

as my boyfriend like a hundred thousand times so in my head i'm like well i mean i fucked her we're great friends she's hung out with us for the last like year and didn't you like like make her swear to you like literally like I made her swear up and down on the bible that she would not hook up with him because we're good friends and I know he was gonna try when we ever broke up and like that would really hurt my feelings and really upset me and she's like I would never do that to you I'd be so upset if you fucked my man I would never do that to you I'd be so upset if you did that to me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So then Chris leaves.

I go out. I continue talking to Pete. Chris has me blocked on literally everything. He wants me dead. You know what I mean? And I guess I understand. I definitely could have been honest about Pete's sexuality. And I definitely could have just not let him on so much.

Yeah, but maybe you were trying to spare him his feelings. I really, get you a friend like her. I mean, I really was just trying to spare him his feelings and kind of like let it fizzle out. And like, hopefully I thought he would just like see me with Pete and get the memo and then move on to live his life. Instead of like, it was literally, it was like an episode of Cheaters. It was like the Jerry Springer show. It was absolutely god awful. It's the worst time i've ever been caught up by a man

absolutely ever and so then like two days go by and he has me blocked on everything and i'm obviously sad because now i understand this is like the real end as well because we don't we've already broken up but we were on really good terms and now i'm like yeah but he's gonna hate me forever you know and i'm like you know what like i'm sad. I'm like, actually, and he's just turbulent. I'm like, now he's going to go ruin his own life and do a bunch of crazy shit, which he did. Yeah. The red face tattoo that he now has. I think it's kind of a vibe.

Prison. I can't even believe it. Looks like scar. Two days go by and he unblocks me and I get a text from Chris Miles. And I think, you know, hey, it's going to be, hey, how you doing? Is everything okay? Is everything okay? You know, I like, I don't want things down this way, whatever.

I open the text and it is a photograph of my great friend Tiffany sucking his dick. Eyes open. She saw the camera that bitch posed. great friend Tiffany sucking his dick. Eyes open. She saw the camera. That bitch posed. No, I'm talking like she's giving blowjob eyes, staring directly into the camera. I just found out it was a video too. And it was a screenshot.

Even worse. Oh God. His dick. Whole thing of her looking dead into the camera. And he goes, Merry Christmas. Reblocked. Doesn't even let me respond. That is a power move.

And, like, if it weren't Christmas, like, if it were reversed, I'd be like, you're the goat for that. Like, it would have been the best thing ever. But just the fact that he... Chris. Merry Christmas. I can't defend you anymore.

Reblocked his cock in one of my best friend's mouths. Oh, Jesus. Dear Lord. And now she's going to hell cause she swore literally up and down on the Bible that she would never touch that man again. And she said, I'm sorry, Tanya. So if anyone was going to comment that I was wrong

for saying Pete was gay or anything like that, just save yourself because I got my karma. But you don't know what I would do if Joe sent me a picture like that. Oh my God. I was feral like I'm not gonna lie it like we did have some laughs about it it's fucking hilarious like it is because like like he really it's well played like that's a really like like I said if it were you who did that I'd be like damn girl you showed him but like whoa and then and I get a

fucking lengthy dm from chris miles telling he also then went to i should just say this to try to tell all of my friends that i talk shit about them and that i hate them my assistants everyone trying to ruin every friendship i have like every single one like he was going in let me saying that i just like say i want her dead every two seconds he's like she hates you like and then at that point I'm sobbing because I'm like he's gonna tweet our sex tape what's he gonna do next like I was just like like it you know what I mean that was actually upsetting because it's like now this man's trying to ruin my life he tried to text Amari convincing him that I had COVID so that I

couldn't go home with Amari for Christmas and then texted Amari like I know she has no parents um so that's why she's fucked up in the head but she should just fucking kill herself the world would be a better place I'm not kidding this man was sick at me sick so then obviously though like you know I started living my best life I continue to talk to Pete and I text Pete and I say hey baby I really like you um but I'm gonna need you to let me have the next week to do some fucked up shit and i'm gonna need you to look the other way and i'm a really good girl um and just know what i'm doing has nothing to do with you and it's it's not real it's not whatever this is gonna be an extreme performance that i'm about to put on and then i open my facetime who do you

call no i open my siri and i say hey siri call lil xan new phone not little xan new phone that's chris's best friend they were about to release an album together um and you know i when you're doing all that like he i like don't get me wrong like this year no more of that i'm serious like i said it's over but it's like if you're gonna send me that I'm gonna have to barely get revenge. At a certain point it's like okay yeah he made his bed he can lay in it but also like Lil Xan's his best friend like at this point you owe

Chris nothing but Lil Xan does. Yeah they're best friends and I call Xan and I say baby I miss you so much. I love you. I never stop loving you. I hate that we ever broke up. You cheated on me but I cheated on you too. And that was just a big mistake on our behalves back in the day. And sorry about the YouTube video.

Yeah. And I want to get back together. Can you come over right now? He comes over. And when I tell you, I put on a Cirque du Soleil acrobat performance fucking this man. Okay. I'm talking upside down. Like hoops.

Yeah. Swings. Like just immediately. acrobat performance fucking this man okay i'm talking like upside like hoops yeah swings like just immediately and then we get done fucking and i say i want to get back together i want to date you let's date we start dating um i go that was easy um i know i love that why doesn't that work for me it's lilianne oh right like not like nothing good's getting out of that and then like we just you know we like we're inseparable for the next few days one day he says he's hungry and I say you know what

restaurant would be perfect oh my god Boa with 83 paparazzi outside you're like this would be low key it's a little hole in the wall Kevin Wong is outside fucking Hollywood face whole thing I make the reservation hours in advance to give every paparazzi in LA the fucking time of day to get there I walk in I kiss him for the paparazzi. I don't know. Just like right away.

Got to fucking do it. Something subtle. Um, we go out and then Chris starts blowing up Zan. He's just sick at Zan. He's, you know, he's super, he's super sick at Zan and it was, it was bad. And then I, you know, basically i then told xan like and xan doesn't care he has like 19 girlfriends there was a point where he made like i had to pay for something because he couldn't find his card and he was like i'll cash up you i get a cash up from like a bitch named like bethany that's his cousin that's his cousin like he's you know he doesn't care he knew what was going on he doesn't like and i love xan he's like he'll be one of my best friends forever he's with it everybody knows like everybody knows by now what the fuck is up

and like morally i'm trying to like like who's the most wrong in this situation and i can't really pinpoint it but it doesn't matter because everyone was like deserving of something awful it got blurry and i i don't know how whatever so then xan and chris talk it out chris tries to get his revenge online covers up his tattoo of my name with a bullet. A bullet. Did you see that? A bullet. That TikTok I sent you where that girl, it was like, Bethany. And then he covers up her name with like a paint roller.

Yeah, like that was absolutely literally. And then he gets Bethany right under it again, covers it up again. Bethany, I sent it to you. That's going to be Chris. There's going to, you know, whatever. He's going to have a tan on his cheek next. And he's going to have to cover it up with something serious. Yeah, sincerely.

But then, I mean, then a couple weeks went by. And after all that, Chris and I are cool. We both apologized. Damn, I just talked all that shit. No, no, no, no, no, no. Rightfully. And we're, you know, like, next week we could not be. I mean, the goal is just to be on good terms.

The people are sick of it. But stop kicking it. And no more leading anything. Like, I promise you, I'm actually just like, I'm entering 2022 with honesty. The people are sick of it. But stop kicking it and no more leading anything. Like I promise you, I'm actually just like, I'm entering 2022 with honesty. I mean, I think it is good to be friends with him, but don't you, he can't. I don't want to go on a trip next week and all of a sudden Chris Miles is sitting next to me on my flight. When we made up, everyone was going to dinner and I asked if he could come and I got absolutely cussed out by every single person.

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ever and then i don't know my heater broke in my house i got a spider infestation in my house had to get it literally exterminated heater for you keep that house 56 oh no but it just became like actually shiveringly unbearable like like could leave out food and it would like freeze it was horrible i bought seven thousand dollars in gifts on rodeo and my assistant's car got smashed and broken into and they all got stolen then we found the guy who stole the shit because someone's Tesla camera took a photo of him and I put it on my story and I said, does anyone know this man? Oh shit. Sorry.

I know you hate that shit. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. I don't miss you anymore. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

I'm actually sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm working through it. And we found the guy and someone sends Lila his address, his full name, where he lives. And then we call the police and they say, we don't have a detective on it yet. So we can't do anything for you.

Sorry. You can tell LAPD that someone just like literally beat you to a pulp with a bat and they'll be like, okay, but like you're breathing, right? Yeah, they don't. Sorry, we can't send anyone. Didn't care at all. So I had to rebuy all my gifts and then I got on the plane home on Christmas Eve and my plane completely flooded and then I had to spend the night before Christmas Eve where all of my family was together and my friends um in an airport

for six hours while they said it would be 40 minutes after the six hours they switched airports and so then I had to drive to a different airport another hour and a half away and got to Vegas at Chris on Christmas Eve at like 5 a.m. when I was supposed to get there at like 8 p.m. oh so it was like a really great great couple weeks you think that immediately followed the whole uh I yeah I was giving karma yeah it was giving it was definitely just giving like even though you got your revenge this is not right here's a bunch of karma and i for an eye no no no watch this yeah it yeah flooded airplane um no it was the most insane thing i've ever seen in my life i know you posted on your short you know what's funny is my dad told me because well never mind my dad goes

my dad goes did you see what happened to tana's plane i go why did you see what happened to tana's plane like what the actual fuck a valve broke no one at jet suite had ever seen this in their entire lives imagine like all the the airline attendants like i've never seen this before water to my ankles no exaggeration like whole shoe like whole shoe people people are screaming i wish it was those shoes i she doesn't like my shoes today but i I think I'm a style icon. So just, okay. No, they look like, I don't know how to explain them. I love them so much. Why am I shaking so much? They look almost like alien. I love them more than anything.

No, it wasn't these shoes. I like them. Like, I don't know how you feel about them. Like, they. I often wear some weird shit that Brooke just like absolutely hates. She told me before we started filming that I'm just behind on the times. And I don't know the trends. No, I was wearing double jeans and a waffle shirt.

First of all, she's wearing them. And she didn't like those. Look at what she, look at the pants. These just rip, though. Like, the pants aren't cute. They just rip. I just, you know, it's fine. It's literally your entire femur.

What do you mean they just rip? Not a femur. Yeah, no, no, no. It's fully, it's easy access, so it's really cute. And then, yeah, we both went to Vegas for New Year year's and i think before i talk anymore because that was so many words for me i want to hear about your your christmas your anything you want to talk about my christmas i didn't do much for christmas i just went i went home i thought i wasn't going to be able to because everybody like i mean same new york and la everybody got omicron yeah that

was that was really bad. Everyone is getting sick. I was so afraid. I ordered, like, literally every at-home test I could find and tested so many times before I went just because I was scared. My grandparents just got over COVID. Yeah, and that's so scary. And, yeah, I'm not going to go home and, like, my grandma kicks the bucket because I, like, because I went out to a party.

You know what I mean? So I was so scared. But I went home. It was just You know what I mean? So I was so scared, but I went home. It was just very chill. And then we both decided, I mean, because LA was just really not it for New Year's.

So I think we both kind of decided to send Vegas. You convinced me. You were like, go to Vegas. I was like, okay. I love Vegas so much. I thrive in Vegas.

Vegas is my favorite city. Like the way that you feel about Miami, I feel about Vegas. I feel about, I mean, you grew up there, so of course you don't feel. Yeah, it's just like hometown. But it's also good for the hometown fucks.

I'm not going to lie. Oh, I know. You prove it every time we go home. There's just so many hot boys that I used to fuck that just like I could run that back turbo, you know? Yeah, that's a good point. OK, so I went. A lot of people are confused because Tana and I were both in Vegas and literally didn't

see each other. And just know that we did have literally didn't see each other and just know that we did have full intent to see each other like yeah it was literally the point I told her please go to Vegas no I went to Vegas to link with Brooke and then we were just with two different groups that were doing very different shit yeah I was like my situation was complicated because I was like Tao group like if you don't know Tao owns like a bunch of like clubs and restaurants and stuff they paid for my trip so i was kind of like certain obligations like places i had to go i bought my own southwest flight

but you know me and hunter were dying because tana posted a private jet on her story on my clothes and she was like thank god and then the next story was you on it like literally an economy on southwest i was sick we had a jet and then the guy paying for it frank the bank love you he bailed last second so i had to get on the last southwest flight after close friends it's a 36 minute flight who cares no it was fine it was just embarrassing for anyone of my close friends then seeing my next story of me and like 36b yeah that's painful well it's you you were the one who boasted it yeah but yeah so i had certain places that i had to go like i had to go to certain dinners i had to go to clubs and like i deviated from it a little bit but i did get in like like new year's day or new year's eve like the actual night of new year's eve

oh girl yeah so talk to me about your new year's eve i our flight got so delayed that i landed at like 11 20 so i was peeing at the countdown um didn't didn't kiss oh it's okay i was absolutely if you knew what was going on with me okay first of all a little backstory a couple years ago in vegas i was like i was it was i was still in college and i took i decided the first time that i take molly should be in vegas duh i mean same year well i've never taken molly so this trip a long time ago this was this was a couple years ago okay it was so Should be in Vegas. Duh. I mean, same here. Well, I've never taken Molly. This trip or a long time ago? This was a couple years ago.

Okay. It was so bad. I had such a bad, like, reaction. Didn't you call the ambulance on yourself? I called the ambulance, and they came. And I needed it. And that feeling, I, like, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I can't explain.

Like, the way that I would describe that feeling is, like, somebody just called you and told you like you're both your parents your entire family just died in an accident and like there's this sinking feeling but it won't go away like the panic of it yeah i love molly on the other hand and it just it just like won't stop you know what i mean yeah it's like yeah there's nothing you can do it must be i don't have like actual i have anxiety but i don't have usually panic attacks so that could have been like yeah it could have just been like a really bad like an awful awful panic or bad molly yeah that could be well no my friends all took it and they were like you're ruining our time but so so that happened like a few years ago and so i like stay away from drugs

after that because i'm like if i if that ever were to happen to me again i would feel so stupid yeah anyway until but but that being said i can be very easily convinced so i met i met this dinner and i'm with like a bunch of people and there was a guy there who i knew from when i worked at catch he's like a like like really rich just cool guy yeah and he's like i have these mushroom chocolates and i have taken mushrooms before like here and there like in very tiny amounts like we did it in hawaii and like yeah like in very small amounts when i'm like really comfortable in a very calm setting definitely not at the club in vegas okay sounds so but it doesn't matter he goes he goes if you eat two of these cubes it's half of a microdose that That's not true. That's literally never true. I ate two full cubes and I'm chilling for 20 minutes.

I'm telling Savannah, like, you should try it. It'll just make you so happy. And she walks away and all of a sudden I got this wave. And I was like, it was the same exact feeling that I had when I took that Molly that time. And I'm like, holy fuck. i do i start sweating and i'm like this is exactly like i'm first of all i'm gonna i'm about to ruin new year's eve for savannah because like she's with me like yeah and i'm not going anywhere like i know i did i got like four different texts I think one of them actually being from a chain smoker oh god saying like Brooke is freaking out she needs you she's pacing up and down a hallway it's like it's like 12 40 it was so awful well the the big problem was I I was coming for you

but then everyone was like she's fine I couldn't look at my phone because I try I tried to text Nat to see like what do I do if I'm having a really bad trip first of all don't do drugs okay listen to me I'm sitting here like god I love mushrooms sorry I mean don't I guess like don't do it I see it like everyone does it all the time and it's natural and like whatever so I'm thinking like you know what this will really spice up my night had you micro-dosed it would have been great because it would just would been colorful and funny. Girl, I was trying. Anyway, Tana's the only number I have memorized by heart, which is the worst thing in a crisis. Because that's the last person you should call in a crisis. I'd always help you, but am I going to answer immediately?

That's the problem. Yeah, it's getting a hold of her. That's the problem. Especially, it wasn't, like, my phone was out of order, okay? Savannah's, like, I'm like, Savannah, call her. It's her it's that I like yeah I was just kept telling her kept telling her so she she's texting you but like I'm telling she's trying not to freak me out whatever yeah no and in my head I knew what I did to all my friends the last time this happened and I was like like Savannah will never forgive me if I ruin her New Year's like the whole reason we're here

is for New Year's Eve yeah and so I in my head I'm like you have to suck it up she walked me like literally seven laps around the MGM and finally I was like you know what I'm good now we're not going to the club we were going to go to but let's go to XS because XS was Chainsmokers okay and I knew that if I was like around like friends and people I knew I would feel like okay and like they'd be able to like talk me down you came back to life because I remember we were trying to link later that night and I was like oh she's back I did well we were like I said I was obligated to go to certain things so I had I had to go to one club and I was like listen if we're going out we're gonna go see like because I I know how their

shows are and I know that they're like in their little area or whatever it's they're not gonna it's not like a Diplo show where they just invite everybody up there it's just like they're regular people and like a table so it'd be like being at a concert or like a huge club or whatever but only around people i knew and so it's like that's a compromise so we go to that and i was fine whatever eventually it went away yeah you like come back to life the thing about mushroom chocolates versus the actual mushrooms that annoys me is they're all being made by different people so it's like one square in one could be a micro before i've taken i've eaten like the little chocolates before so i was like you know what i can handle this i'll be fine i was not fine yeah kind of scary i'm not gonna lie i also accidentally got drugged on new year's you kind of accidentally

drugged yourself i did that on purpose but it was it was a bad choice I was at Zedd and we got there and it was it was just everything I love that man more than anything

in the world and I've actually known him forever so it was very cute and wholesome and we brought everyone and we were at Zedd and we were just like

big chilling and I had a sip of a glass of water oh I think we all know where this is going what kind of water it it was Molly water Lila drank a sip of a glass of water oh i think we all know where this is going what kind of water it it was molly water lila drank a lot of it and really was like not okay she was like puking

and and that's how you know it's bad because lila could drink like battery acid and she'd be chilling like thriving and so there i mean but i only took like a little sip so i was just kind of like like i was like vibing with it. Definitely. But Vegas. Yeah. Like that's that's not good. My New Year's Eve, though, was like fairly just normal. Like Zed cute little Molly water.

Didn't mean to do that. But the next night is what I want to talk to you about. By the way, though, you know, I just said that my dentist said that I would know when my teeth are feeling loose. But I'm not joking. Like right now, my teeth are feeling loose for the first time. It's because you got some loose lips on this podcast. Right.

Sincerely. Okay. I guess I'll just move on from that if my teeth come out. You guys, if her little denture pops out, I'll be sick, dude. My shark teeth,

I got a pic of them last time and they're, they're, I would say a tic-tac is bigger. I'll show you. But I would say a tic-tac is bigger than my like underneath teeth. Because what if one day they're just all gone?

Like that happened to my sister. My sister had her accident. I would hop on Seeking Arrangements and suck dick for money to get new veneers before. I would absolutely ever just like be fucked. Don't. No one do that. No. Yeah, don't suck dick for money.

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TreadExperts.ca So we all went to dinner at Tao with like Brody Jenner, the D'Amelio's manager Greg was there. I was with like all my friends, um my country boyfriend which I'll get into in a second um Brett and um yeah like all of our tables are meshed like Brody's group and our group got tables like next to each other so we could have like a really big night at Tao first yeah and so and Brody was like DJing after so we were all gonna go there call me Brody and so and brody was like djing after so we were all gonna go there call me brody and so right

no so it's it's like it's unacceptable how hot that man is um love his girlfriend though accountant vibes like so wholesome like he wants nothing to do with being with tana mongeau let's just clarify that good um right right no i'm like he's gay to like someone else right now um no but um so one of the girls at Brody's table I'm gonna try to do this correctly she is someone that we know very well we've talked about her on the podcast before have we yeah in like okay like passing kind of when the for reference she's one of the girls that I've talked about that kind of like, in my opinion, follows Tana around. This is how I know. Which makes the story sound so much worse.

She was technically on my trip. We were on the same flight in. We got off the flight. We're all standing waiting for our bags and stuff. And she does not say a word to me. And this is kind of what I tell you all the time. There are certain girls that if I'm around Tana or if Tana's around, they're my best friend. They love me so much. Tana's not there. Won't speak to me and this is like kind of what i tell you all the time there are certain girls that'll if i'm around tana or if tana's around they're my best friend they love me so much tana's not there won't speak to me which is so icky and i just hate like if i know you i know you i'm going to

talk to you i've never ever understood that mindset i mean she was better she was better as the trip went on but in that moment i was like there it is fully validated and everything i've ever thought did not speak to me when you weren't there. Prison. Jail. Actual prison. I've always said this. I think we talked about it on the podcast last. She's one of those girls that if I see in L.A. and she's sober, I like her. We're chill.

We're chilling. She's okay. But drunk, it's just, it's always pick me, but it's like extreme pick me. It's screaming. It's like I'm talking to someone else. It's like, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina. It's like you need your attention all the time yeah like i'm like and i'm like having a conversation with someone about something

important and she's like and i'm like what and then she's like let's take a shot like it's just like so fucking annoying to me like i just can't deal and so dinner started off and she was chill and as the night went on we went to brody's we we all got drunk and so we're leaving brody's and at this point she is blacked out and she's in her prime of this like demeanor that is just unacceptable screaming at everyone grabbing me I hate that shit too like if you're grabbing me with a death grip pulling me somewhere while I'm like doing something that's what they are what we called them like something like yankers like girls who yank you around yeah like I'm like speaking to Brody Jenner and this girl's like nails in my arm trying to drag me

away so she can be like where are we going and I'm like what and so we're all about to leave Brody's like my group I'm saying like me the guy I'm with like Lila Natalie Paige and Paige's girlfriend and that was it like my soul group that I came with because Marshmello invited me to excess where he was performing and I'm walking out and before I can even walk out yank and she's like not the why are you leaving me like what are you doing like why are you going with me like what are you and that's not an exaggeration that's that that's literally how and it's i also like you know one of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is whiny tone you can tell me that you want i know because you'll always go broke if you whine at me one more time and i'm a whiner um you're but you're like you're my best friend and it's that's only ever occasionally like

when you're probably rightfully frustrated it's not like but i'm talking like you can tell me that you want to shoot me in the face with a glock nine and i'll be like okay chill but if you're like oh it makes me want to die like i can't even express how annoying that is to me and she's like why are you leaving me and I'm like because I'm going to Marshmallow and then she's like that's my after party like you have to bring me that's my after party no it's not does Mr. Marshmallow

know that that's her brother I love Marshmallow more than anything in the world and I'm sitting there and I'm just like appalled I'm like this is Marshm marshmallows event and his after it's not hers mr marshmallow does not her need her like there's just there's no realm in the world that this was her after or that she set it up or even that i got the contact for it like through her like genuinely she just like wanted to go with me right and i'm trying to leave and she's like why are you being like this and i'm like oh my god i'm like brody's

watching it's just embarrassing so finally i'm like fine you want to go that bad get in the fucking car with me come on let's go let's go it's your after party let's go couldn't be me i would have been like bitch sit on the curb and stay i know and i wish i had the balls because i was but i was trying to avoid drama. Yeah. Yeah. And it's like, what are you going to, like, you bring her and then she can go off and do her own thing.

And that's what I thought would happen. Yeah. And so then we all get to the win and we're about to go into marshmallows, but we're all using the restroom first. And we're all in separate stalls and Paige is, my assistant Paige is peeing next to me and to the left of me. And then Lila's peeing one stall over to me and I'm or and then Lila like leaves to like fix her lip gloss or whatever in the mirror so Paige and I are peeing next to each other this girl um what should I call her because

she's gonna need a name Betty let's call her Betty no no no we're not calling her Betty this is not the right let's call her Wendy for whinyiny wendy yeah whiny wendy betty already be betty and like uh so wendy is across from us like in the stall across from us and she's just yapping away flapping her gums i don't know what the fuck she's saying i'm like on tiktok peeing and page my assistant starts and i just want to say page is the least confrontational person she is not like for page to have any sort of like backhanded anything to anybody you have to be like the worst awful person ever like she's like the sweetest person she's so sweet and she's very like socially level-headed she's not gonna like come for someone whatever and she's just very like if someone's being awful she'll be like

yeah no it doesn't even care normally what she'll like we'll get home and she'll like this person was awful and Paige is being next to me and Wendy keeps whining and Paige starts from the stall next to me going Wendy shut the fuck up just shut the fuck up Wendy Wendy just shut the fuck up like I'm not even kidding just over and over again telling Wendy to shut the fuck up and stop talking and then Wendy's being like and then she's just like Wendy shut the fuck up whatever and so then Lila was outside of the stall and I now know that Wendy derived this bit like she and Lila was just like fucked up like you know what I mean so she like it was like she wasn't even when Lila's fucked up she's just like doing her thing she doesn't care like it's like whatever I guess Wendy left the stall and derived this idea of a bit to tell what are we david dobrik yeah like i don't get it like

i don't get it to a bit is my new word everyone's sick of it um to tell me that wendy was leaving the bathroom and then she was gonna stay there actually and record me as i was walking out to like prank me i need i need to hear the like, like in what context would that have been? I'm assuming she was trying to like scare me as she was like leaving. Right. Do you get what I'm saying? Like, like, oh, I'm leaving right now. Like, I'll like, I'll see you outside of excess. I'm leaving the bathroom. You know what I mean? And then just like, then just like, ah, like, you know, just something annoying, but like, like that was like excited to see her like oh thank god you did it yeah like like i i don't know why this happened you know and so i'm now sitting and i think it is just page and i in the bathroom and i go page i know we all want wendy fucking dead but let's just be

nice to her because she's being so annoying and i say it like Paige I know we all want Wendy fucking dead but like let's just be nice like it was just like the most known thing in the world like duh like we all fucking hate her yeah like exactly and I flush and I walk out of the stall and Wendy is standing there with her phone like this and she goes

and I go it's on camera I'm not kidding I literally go and then she's just like Tana fucking kill yourself she's sick obviously she's And I go, it's on camera. I'm not kidding. I literally go. And then she's just like, Tana, fucking kill yourself. She's sick, obviously. She's sick at me. And then I'm like, what the fuck? I would have just played the like, like, ha ha. I tried.

Like, I knew you were there the whole time, you stupid fucking idiot. But she knew that I didn't. And I was trying. Like, I'll get into it. I was trying to be like, we all say we want each other all dead all the time. Come on, that's our thing. That's how you know we're close i'm drying there's photos of me like actively begging her to like not whatever you know what i mean and then she convinces me that this and lila's like walking out of the bathroom now that this was completely

lila's idea so that i'm sick at lila like li Lila I know I know I know I know I know like it and I like I now looking back sober I should have investigated that more and I should not have been pissed at Lila but she like up and down convinced you know Lila's easy to blame but like just like and I could see Lila fucking with

someone for fun so I was just like yeah but I think that Lila knew damn well that if she said like she would know that you didn't have anything good to say about wendy and she was yeah and then wendy was just saying like it was lila's idea to record you whatever so then i'm sick at lila we go back behind marshmallow the ecstasy i just took hit so i'm just overly overly emotional and then lila texts the group chat and says, you'll get a kick out of this one. Because I'm like, I'm like talking to her. I don't know if you will actually.

But I mean, like I'm, Lila's trying to offer me shots and I'm being like, I'm good. Like, yeah, you're just like being passive. Yeah, I'm being like a passive bitch and I shouldn't have been. Like, I understand. She texts the group chat. She's mindying me. Were you? No. And I start sobbing behind marshmallow like i love brooke like that's not what that was like i didn't i'm not doing that to you and then i'm like her because

i'm like that's not a verb for when i'm mad at you like you can't just like i'm not like doing anything for you like i'm just fucking mad whatever i find out lila didn't actually do it so then we team up on wendy and we're kind of just like okay so you suck I think at one point Lila told her she wanted her to jump off a bridge into the ocean with bricks tied to her feet I don't think I know I'm sure she meant something else by that

me trying to give Lila the benefit of the doubt I literally like I would ride for Lila I said at my family Christmas I literally said word for word at my family Christmas I said if the entire word for word, at my family Christmas, I said, if the entire world were on fire and I could only bring one person, I would bring Lila. And my sister goes, hmm.

She goes, maybe not at dinner. No, I brought Lila home and it was so funny. She was like, she'd go see a sugar daddy and come home to like Debbie, like Amari's mom. Like, I just did anal for money. Like, it was, it was, it was iconic. That's the thing. My parents think it's the funniest thing.

Like, or my dad anyway. He's like, he's always like, God, like she's so versatile. I love her more than anything. But just imagine Marshmello like DJing and turning around and just seeing me like, and like being like, are you okay? I'm so glad I wasn't there. You know, he texted me last night and he goes, why weren't you in Vegas? My last six posts are like Las Vegas, Nevada, Las Vegas.

I'm like, damn. Like, right. No. And then, I mean, but then then we just like we went to his room and it was all fine Lila and I were fine but the sobbing behind Marshmello over Wendy was insane and then Wendy commented on one of my photos yesterday like my crazy queen I love you so much and I'm like bless her heart Wendy well she means well I think that she actually just really like admires you and looks up to you but it's like I know and I'm not trying to like slander her I understand she loves me it's just like it's hard for me to handle that level of annoyance and frustration potential like honestly to just be like cool and be in like the friend you know what I mean like just be normal like

whatever but it's frustrating to me and everyone around when it's like you can she's like such a leech to you oh but then and then yesterday ironically i was with logan paul and his videographer which we're gonna get into brooke is sick at logan which made logan have beef i'm like that's a good title brooke's beef with logan paul thank you um we're gonna get into that in a second but i was with logan yesterday and his videographer comes up to me and he goes he goes i always thought you were an only child and i go i am and he goes but i met your sister the other night and i go let me go so i'm thinking it's like you or like ashley or like oh yeah that bitch is my sister yeah like you know what i mean like someone who just said something like that and i'm like oh who is it he goes this girl named wendy she's like twins actually like well i'm just feral and i look at him and i just go

like it was just so so randomly awkward after it but I don't know I mean like I'll see her again we'll have fun uh preferably sober but just like don't drink so much Wendy I'm like don't ever tell me you're gone and then film me I also just hate when people film me it's like trigger something because I always think people have bad intentions because I've had people just like film me you're a youtuber no I know I don't mean like fans and shit I mean like I mean like weirdly secretly film me or like friends yeah like sneaky deaky like I did that to you when I scared you with the bug and it did not go no but still like you're pranking me you're my best friend that's fine I mean like when people I'm not that close with are trying to like catch me slipping and filming me because I've had not

the catch you slipping because I've had people like try to blackmail me and shit so it just like really makes me like fucking upset so it just wasn't that it wasn't a good night, but I mean, I get that. If it's a flat or a squeal, a wobbler peel, your dreads worn down or you need a new wheel, wherever you go, you can get a pro at Tread Experts. Conquer rugged terrain with on-road comfort until June 15th. Receive up to $60 on a prepaid MasterCard when you purchase Kumo RoadVenture AT52 tires. Find a Kumo TreadExperts dealer near you at TreadExperts.ca slash locations. From tires to auto repair, we're always there. TreadExperts.ca

Me and Logan Paul are beefing. And I... I don't know what he did. I'm fighting him. You can tell me. I know. I haven't told you yet. Okay.

So... Which upsets me because it's like I just need to be good with one Paul. Well, I love Logan Paul. For reference, I've said that a million times on this podcast. I am a Logan Pauler. A maverick. I only like one Paul and it is Logan. I love him.

Okay. I thought that. I'm a fan. I'm a super fan. Anyway. However, Logan has been in an on and off relationship. Situationship. Situationship with my, like, longest friend in L.A.

Like, one of my best friends in L.A. That's very true. For approximately six years. Okay. And I don't want to say he's joeing her, but he has treated her so poorly, honestly, over the years. And like they and it's been it's very on and off. Like, of course, he's been in relationships in that time. And like, he's very, very loyal in relationships.

He never he will not speak to her the entire time he's in a relationship. But the second he breaks up with any girl ever, she's the first person he calls. And it's awful and like terrible for like she feels like shit about it whatever but but she loves him so much so she like yeah she just i mean she answers the call she'll be the first person over there she'll talk him through it yeah i can't say i would ever um date him so i do understand when he is like with her and stuff like he he's sweet to her he's good to her and like whatever but then two weeks later he'll all of a sudden have a new girlfriend and then she never hears from him again and she has to wait six months until he's

he's free again and then he'll call her you know what i mean they were like wait honest question though he she has hoes though right yeah she i mean well in the meantime she like she had a boyfriend for a long time and like but even when she's messing with logan she still kind of has hoes right well she's there's no such thing as being local or like they've never dated they've never been like exclusive together yeah we were saying he's just playing her a little bit yeah recently she and i are at a party okay you were there no you weren't there but hunter was there i hey big mike was there and he's being so sweet he's talking to uh my this girlfriend of mine and she's like kind of trying to confide in him about logan because she was like i like he hasn't talked to me in so long

i don't know what's going on whatever and i guess logan was mad at this girl because he thought you're bestie yeah yeah she was trying to get with mike because mike had sent her dms and she responded to him yeah and mike or logan was more mad at mike because mike's like why the fuck would you be trying to get with this girl yeah or logan was like why the fuck or yeah yeah logan was like why the fuck are you trying to get with this girl you know i've been talking to her for so long so they had a big fight over it yeah so she's exposing so so mike no this is because i'm so mad about it mike is like in this pickle because he's like like logan thinks he's trying to like go after this girl and like whatever and he doesn't want this pickle because he's like, like Logan thinks he's trying to like go after this girl and like whatever.

And he doesn't want to look like he's not like loyal to Logan. Yeah, obviously. So he couldn't like literally fabricates this like elaborate story about the night that we were at the party. And he tells Logan on their podcast. He's like, what is that? He's like this girl. She literally like she was offering to suck my dick.

Like she was she was trying to hook up with me. She made a joke. She made a joke to Tav, like, a friend of ours. Yeah. About how, like, she was like, oh, yeah, no gag reflex. Like, joking around. And, but Mike said that, like, she made the joke to him. And that changes the whole context of the situation.

Because that's Mike, that's Logan's, like, best friend. Yeah. If it were to Mike, that would be, like, really off. Yeah. But it was to Tav. So, like, that wasn't the situation. But Mike's like best friend if it were to mike that would be like really off yeah but it were it was to top so like that wasn't the situation but mike's like you know what this is how i'm gonna get back on logan's good side i'm gonna say she made the joke to me and it was her after me all along and logan's gonna love me and be so like think i'm so loyal okay anyway they tell the tell the story on the podcast make her sound honestly awful like she's just this la girl hook like really bad and then they cut out her name and literally like later they went in and

overrode her name with brooke oh no oh i'd be sick i'd be sick and i like and i know it was intentional because i was there like i was like they were giving her a fake name but they used yeah but they were like you know what if we use brooke and so and it was like it was in a later it was on the jake paul episode where they like they reach that one loving pulse well it was because it was like it was two separate episodes like they said it the first time and then the second time was on another episode and they were like yeah we were just talking about how brooke tried to suck mike's dick but it was like about her but it wasn't true anyway you could have used anyone's name ever like you could have said sally like i'd be sick i would be fucking furious and i'm like i know he did that on like that was so rude and then and

then i had i only found out because people were commenting and like i know he did that on part like that was so rude and then and then i had i only found out because people were commenting and like i think it's like it it all adds up like that would make perfect you were at that party there your best friends with the girl like and i've been talking about this on and on or on and off situation ship that i'm in for so long and everyone was like oh maybe joe is like literally logan paul and i'm like oh i'd be sick i would be and you just know one of their little pea brains was like Brooke is there and like just like use your name as the fake name

but I would be sick I have a podcast too Logan I'm on his team I'm always like he you know he has good intentions he loves you like he just his lifestyle is like really different from yours I always am on his team so I'm like damn and Mike's lying Mike's literally

lying I was there next time we tell a story about a guy we're just gonna use Logan in place and then we'll be all even I love you okay not Logan's fault Mike told the lie and if that were true if like Logan heard like yeah she tried to hook up with Mike of course he's mad at her

but like yeah but just why even use like why even use the name Brooke that is that is jail for sure that's so jail but speaking you just said um everyone thought joe was uh logan it's not it's joe tell give us a joe update you've been tweeting you've been posting some crazy shit and i mean keep in mind as my best friend she texts me every week like joe and i are fucking so done like we are well okay don't crush my that one's mine and i told you i don't like it when you crush it okay thank you um joe update i have not spoken to joe in a month now since nat's birthday oh so i'm worse off like i've been speaking to chris miles oh yeah no i we haven't spoken but it's not my choice it was joe it was joe did it um what happened joe cut cut it off he said um

his text was so stupid he used like literally talk to text what no no punctuation like random capitals and he was basically like basically the gist of it was like i don't think we can even be friends right now just because i feel like like we're holding each other back. And like it's like I just need a second, like whatever. And I mean, he's right. But it's like. It's a good thing because then that now gives you the opportunity to actually date someone else without still having Joe like dangling around. Here's the thing.

He knows I do need him to end it. And like, I got kind of like mad at him at the end because I'm like, it's kind of an abuse of power because you know that like at the end of the day, I'm going to show up and I'm going to keep talking to you. And like, because you're taking advantage of that. Of course. Yeah. And if you know it's not going anywhere or whatever,

like you need to be like, then end it. Cut it off. Leave me alone. Like, yeah. And he did. And I'm like, damn, God, I didn't think he'd really do it. But tonight you're going to one of his best friend's birthday parties and you're going to hook up with his best friend.

So I'm in love with. No, I'm not. No, no. I'm going to a friend of mine's birthday party tonight and we're mutual friends. So he's going to be that'll be the first time I've seen him. It was he'd had great timing with when he cut it off because it was like I went home for the holidays. Yeah.

And I went to Vegas and I'm like, I'm thinking about other things yeah honestly like blinds are gone like i'm starting to see it for what it is where it's like okay like come on like this is never gonna work out anyway so it's fine i want to place a financial bet though that she's gonna go home with joe at the end of the night i'm not i'll literally add yeah no place a financial bet with me i can't i'm like even if I wanted to he won't he needs actual prison do you know what I just remembered

that I want to do on this podcast though Brooke because I haven't read this to you um Hunter's gonna kill us before I go we're almost done we're almost done

um this is how I'm ending it I just I just forgot so the uh the story that I told in the beginning about Chris Miles going to fuck my friend and you know

how like it you know yeah like it you know yeah like super upsetting whatever yeah she texted me an apology oh god and i never um read it to you and i want to just i forgot to do it in the context of the story but i think it's a fun way to end the i want to hear what you would do if you'd respond or if you'd not okay okay keep in mind she sent this to me on christmas at 4 a.m the night of christmas like like that night took her that long to draft it and i'm not long to apologize keep in mind this was like like a week later and you know what i mean she said hey i didn't want to send this message before christmas because honestly i didn't want to ruin it Even more for you than I already have

Hyphen I don't know what to say other than I'm sorry for what I did I trusted Chris To what? To not show you the video? Like bitch you shouldn't have done it And why are you telling me that you like As my friend like I trusted Chris

Like imagine me being like I trusted Joe Like shut up I trusted Chris and thought me and him were actually friends friends don't make sex tapes they don't he fed me some shit about you

chatting shit about me and the girls which is like her friend group which I can see now is clearly a lie as he's a liar it's honestly disgusting that he sent you that picture and I cannot apologize enough for my part in this and what you have gone through with him. I really hope that you can forgive me at some point as I think you're great. But I understand if not. X, X.

She said. Block her number. I don't know. People are going to come for me. I know they are because they're gonna be like brooke you literally did the same thing i know it's not it's not the same thing because this is my boyfriend of a year like versus like yeah i think of course there are greater issues because it's like like i said before like i don't think that she not like she's your friend but like

the loyalty should have been with chris like chris should have like known to not do that to you and i know he was like being vindictive and like doing it on purpose i could weirdly see myself forgiving her which i hate about myself i'm too forgiving i'm i'm very forgiving but it's like it's a like i'm selfishly forgiving like i don't want to have that feeling of having like hateful feelings toward other people like it's like it's a remiss for myself like i just don't care and she, listen, I told you this other day. I have certain friends that I don't expect certain things out of. I said, I'm not going to expect my dog walker to cut my hair. Okay.

I have friends that are good for some things and not good for other things. Do you know that you said that in reference to me being late somewhere? You were like, I just know you're going to be late. I can't expect my dog walker to cut my hair. Because when I became friends with you, I knew these certain things about you and I'm not trying to change them. So it's like, I know, I know that you're not the friend i call when i need someone to pick up i know you're not the friend that i call horrible i'll call you back i know

but you have you have qualities that my other friends don't offer too like you're stop i was just gonna tell her i wanted to kiss her but then she came for my neck no i'm just kidding but i'm just saying like like maybe she's a friend that you have that, like, you don't... Expect her to not suck my boyfriend's dick. Arms blanks, but, like, maybe don't introduce her to your next boyfriend. Yeah, fair. Which is set to come in 30 minutes. I have actually said, though, that I think the best thing for me, which maybe is just

entering 22 as the same bitch I've always been, I think the way to fix our friendship is next time she has a boyfriend just to fuck him thank you for coming to this week's episode of cancelled we were so happy to have you back we missed you so much i love you so much we miss you guys so very much we hope you had an amazing holiday and we were not being inconsistent and we will continue to podcast every week for the rest of this year uh we love you and uh hopefully the next episode is less toxic because we're bringing in mr make sure your friends are okay bye guys tanimoja is cancelled

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