Castle Super Beast - CSB 038: Down with Animal CBT

Episode Date: October 7, 2019

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I have no control over it. I can update it. All I can do is tell you to listen on something else. There we go. Now it's in the MP3. All right, you can't miss that. Yeah, you can. Well, I couldn't listen to this week's podcast, because I always check late on the Google feed. But then this this week was early. So I missed it. But that doesn't make any sense. It was just appearing a little by next week, they'll catch up. All right. So let me ask you a question. So walking down the street earlier today, me and Paige went out to breakfast as breakfast. And then we walk by and she noticed that a person's door was slightly a jar. Someone's door on the street, you know, and business or a house, it was a house, it was a home. And I did not notice. And she went, Oh, no, someone's door is

open. I went, Oh, okay. And kept walking. And she was like, No, wait, I'm like, What? She's like, Well, we should. Hello. And like, she does that thing where you stand kind of near the door, you hey, hey, hey, your door, your door is open. I'm like, Paige, what are you doing? It's like, somebody's door is open. And she went to go and close the door. I'm like, don't touch that door. And she's like, What? Why? Why would you not touch the door? I'm like, you don't know why that door is open. Yeah. And then I was like, you got you leave people's houses alone. She's like, Why, why would you not help them? Like, because you leave their house alone. And I feel like we are encountering a cultural divide. You're first of all, you're encountering October. Okay, so you know, ooh, big

spoopies. No, I don't know, man. I think that's dumb. I don't think that you want to like, in that situation, like how many I've left my front door a jar when I'm like working in the garage or something. Yeah, when I've gone out to, I'm coming around the backyard, like if there's, there's tons of instances where I'm still home, just doing front yard stuff, or whatever. And that's called for just leaving the door a jar. Or someone came to drop something off and they're running back out to the car. You know, there's tons of normal reasons why that's like, we discussed it a little bit further. And it's like, if I came to the door, and I didn't know that I'd left the door open, and somebody was at my door, and the door was open, I'd be like, what the fuck? Yeah, right. But she

was like, well, but you closed the door, and that's really helpful. What if they had a dog? I'm like, well, that's true, too, I guess. Okay, but here's what's insane there. So on the most on the lowest level of the totem is the fact that they're probably just doing their errands, and they're still around, right? Or they just like, oops, I fucked up the door. If it's a second, if this is a cultural divide, then on the second rung of the totem is the part where you open up that door slash close that door, and are greeted with a bullet. Because what are you doing on someone else's property? Right, whatever I want. Yeah, well, people have fucking caught fucking lead for wandering up to the wrong apartment in America. So I don't know why that would be an American thing

for her to want to walk up and close someone else's door, considering I mean, I get that it's friendly, but I was overpowered with this desire to pretend that it didn't exist. Yeah, so I'm not looking to catch a fucking bullet anytime. So I'm not walking up to anyone else's door. And that's the second, like, what if they just had like a big dog that was mean? That's the second rung of the totem. And then the top rung of the totem, the top, the top, the highest level of this mystery. Yeah, invokes the spirit of one Patrice O'Neill, oh yes, who said I can't throw a coke can lest I finish drinking a coke and the can rolls and touches a dead white woman's body. Right. Right. Your fingerprints are on now on that door knob. Well, yeah, and you become known as

something bad. The coke can killer. Yeah. Oh, crap. That's what he said. So you don't want to do that. And you certainly don't want to put your hands on that door knob. And you certainly don't want to have anything else go down. Because yeah, what who knows if, you know, of course, that's the the most clear instance of someone possibly needing help. In that case, if someone is just straight up, you're looking at a possible breaking and entering situation. Listen, but but chances are, based on where we live, based on how things go down here, that a door, a jar is probably just somebody at home doing some outside work. And they don't want to have to constantly, you know, I mean, was it wide open or was it just slightly? It was slightly a

jar. Yeah, I'd say six inches. They're doing shit in their front yard. Now, if it was wide open, I'd be like, I would be like, Hello, your door's open. And then immediately leave. Also, no one who has a pet that they can worry about losing is going to do that. Oh, hell no. If you have a pet, you're fucking always paranoid that your pet's going to run away. So that that shouldn't be a concern. Back, back when I live with my folks, we had a big dumb dog named Percy. And he won't once you know, every now and then you leave. Oh, he forgot to close the gate in the backyard. Yeah. And Percy was such a fucking big dumb idiot that he would run out, see the street, and then try and get in through the front door because he was scared of the street because he was a baby. Yeah.

So that's that's all, you know, level one, persons doing their housework, level two, get off my property, bang bang, level three, Pepsi Cola criminal. I see. All three reasons. No reason to go up there yourself. Huh. Okay. I'm glad that you have now solved my fears that I am not a bad person for just wanting to ignore the problem. Well, the only caveat is that if there was blood leaking out of the door or a noise was heard, then you have a responsibility to do something at that point. Put your cape on by Kate. Do you mean pull your phone out? Alternatively, your Joker, your Joker makeup nowadays. Yeah, I'm gonna go later. I'm gonna go catch that later.

Everybody on Twitter has a Joker mask, and I don't know if it's ironic or not. And I don't know how much of a percentage of it is ironic or not. I saw a picture that said like Halloween 2019, and it was a crowd of people, pennywises and jokers and Harleys. I was kind of fucking horrified. It was really like, there's all those things you like. Yeah. Aren't you glad that more people like them now? I thought that's what you wanted. You wanted things that you like to become popular so that people like them. I can't quite figure it out, but for some reason, clowns are really popular with the white kids outside of ICP reasons. Outside of? What's up with that? Black people not like clowns? Do they? I don't know, but the way that you just, we're like, well,

the white kids like the clowns, like they do. Well, yeah, but like, are there no Chinese kids going, man, I love clowns. Is this a cultural thing? Is this a race thing? Are clowns a race thing? I think they might be. I think we're, I think we're skirting up, but hold on. All right, we can workshop this. Wait, hold up. Okay. We can workshop this. Have I ever seen? I didn't intend to bid here, but we can workshop this. Have I ever even heard of an Asian guy being a clown? All right. So here we go. This is, this is how you, this is the, this is the creation of a podcast bid. Okay. Here we go. All right. Let's, okay. We've, we found a bizarre thread poking out of the rug of society. There might be some funny here. Let's pull on it. All right.

Let's see if we can, you know, all right. I hate clowns. I'm, I don't like them, but I also have no, I just, I don't get, I understand that they're a tradition, but I don't hate them. I don't have a fear of them. I just think they're like lame. Clowns are louder ass, holler mimes. Yeah. They're already terrible. And mimes are lame too, because I think mimes would be cooler if they just did the things they did without the makeup on. Like the act of doing miming where you're doing like convincing like I'm in a box stuff and everything at best looks pretty cool, but there's no reason for the makeup. So you just look dumb. So I don't think you think your classic striped French mime looks fucking dumb.

Yeah, I agree. All in all, white face is terrible. It's not great. So what about when the Wayans were miming? Well, as white chicks, that movie's fucking crazy. I didn't watch it, but I didn't watch it either. But I've seen clips on like, what the fuck are they thinking? No, dude, I think, I think clowns might be clowns might be racial. There might be a thing there. I don't know. I don't know anybody. I don't know any black people that like clowns, but I also, dude, I don't know any black people. I also don't know. I also don't know anyone that likes clowns. Yeah, let's roll it back. I don't think I know what, you know, I know one person likes clowns. Yeah, I don't think they go to clown school. Maybe they did. Maybe they did.

Wait a second, I think the only people I've ever even heard remarking that clowns are nice are people involved in clown based activities. Yeah, like, I'm like my cousin said he thought, you know, clowns were cool and my cousin Nick. Yeah. But my cousin Nick was in the Cirque de Soleil. Yeah, you see, that's so like, he doesn't count if you're in Cirque, and it also doesn't count if you just because you like Doink, Kefka, or Kefka is just the Joker or Hisoku. Hisoka. Yeah. Yeah. If you like those people, then whatever you just you like, you like the character. That's that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about as a concept. You know what, I'll give props to one form of clown, the rodeo clown. The rodeo clown is a safety

measured and a brave human. It's a brave human in a stupid activity. Well, yeah, that shouldn't exist. Rodeo shouldn't exist. Dumb. Yeah, it's dumb. But a lot of stuff you enjoy is dumb. A regular ass rodeo doesn't hurt nobody, nothing. He says the person that you tell that to the guy who has no nose, because it bucks and slams his face into its back. Oh, well, okay, well, you know, that guy got hurt. But he knew what he was to sign up for. It was worth it to him. It's dumb rodeo is just skydiving with animals. Yeah, don't bother. Also, it's not cool when they fully you sound like me right now. I want you to just take a fucking step back and look at you sounding like Pat going shit's dumb. You

shouldn't enjoy it. The rodeo is terrible. It's the point of it. I don't know. I'm looking at a man with a lip piercing right now. Yeah, that looks cool. Some people think the rodeo looks cool. It's definitely not me. No, but it's those stupid fucks you see at the airport. You know what ruined it for me with the cowboy hats go on going down to Calgary. You know what I am going down to Calgary for Canada Cup? That'll be fun. Why are you going to Canada Cup play fighting games? What to play fighting games? That's stupid. You know what ruined it for me? I even know bowls in that fighting game. You know what ruined it for me? What's that when they showed the videos of like the bull before the rodeo starts being fine. And then a dude takes a fucking cattle prod like a

heat thing and shocks it. And then it goes what the fuck and it shocks it on the balls. Oh, that's so then the gates open. And the only reason why the bull is thrashing is because you just tased his balls. I don't like that. And you're like, Oh, that sucks. The only reason why it's bucking is because it's balls were just electrocuted. I remember back when Johnny Knoxville did the rodeo and the jackass and they just had a bowl. They didn't do nothing. The bull was there. Yeah. And I just saw Johnny and wanted to kill Johnny. I was like, that's good fun. Yeah. So no, please by all means continue supporting and defending don't even don't even animal. No, no, not funny. No, no, no, not a joke. Animal CBT. Pat's into animal CBT confirmed you heard it

here first. Defender fan. Well, I couldn't stop this one, huh? You you fought for it. I fought for it. You died on that hill for the cock and ball torture of the animal kingdom. And here we are. Big fan. Big fan of animals. Are you sure you're not talking about bull fighting? Not bull fighting, not the running of the bulls. I'm talking about the rodeo where you ride the thing. Yep, you're sure right in the balls. There will be no fact checking that will that will make this look silly later. Old guy with a cowboy hat was behind the wooden thing, pulled out a thing went and the bull went fucking crazy. And then the dude was writing it. CBT. Well, another reason one of behavioral therapy. Oh, yeah, every time I hear it, I'm like,

yeah, well, prairies, get your shit together again. And everyone I've ever met from the prairies is fucking weird. They're fucking weird. Yeah, so that ruined it for me. That's the 180 there. All right. Anyway, I hope there's a CBT scandal. Canada Cup. There won't be any bulls at Canada Cup. You don't know that. You don't know that for sure. I don't know anything about Calgary. You don't know that there won't be a rodeo section at fucking Canada Cup. I do know that that's it's that out in them, them prairie areas. And that's where prairie is, if you would. Yeah, it also actually sounds like prayer. Yeah. Yeah, get it. And,

you know, so that's that's where a lot of friends from that area talk about how there's just lots lots of distance with precious little to do. Oh, there's nothing to do out there. And, you know, there's that's where the story came about the guy who his girlfriend dumped him. And the saddest part was that he had to watch her walk away for two days. There's something really sweet to me about making fun of people from the prairies, because every single joke ends with your land is flat. It's the fucking lamest shit in the world. Damn chat 1000% wrong about the rodeo 10,000 percent wrong. Well, listen, it's not like we have experts coming out to tell people how right I am and how wrong you are on a daily basis. At no point did I claim that all I all what I can tell you

is this I saw video of it happen. Yeah, end of story. I don't care what you I was talking about ralphing actually. Okay. Yeah. At the end of the day, I literally saw I saw it happen. So you can say what you want, but it happened and it sucks. So you know, what do we know about ralphing? It I'm going to quote the massage therapists on our Reddit. It is a it's a nonsense style of massage that is supposed that appeals to people because they think that massage needs to be painful and dramatic to be effective. It is the chiropractic of massage. Is it? Yeah, apparently, we had a guy apparently, we had a guy on our subreddit come in and say, Hey, I'm a massage therapist. What's the fact check on the fact check? Isn't it is it not just a form of like more aggressive massage, like

a step up from deep tissue? That's my that was my understanding. No step up from deep tissue is be ART. What's ART active? It's active release technique. It's basically it's a pin and stretch where you say your shoulders all fucked up. You put the shoulder in the default state and then they fucking jam their thumb into your elevator scapula or something like that sounds like it feels super good. It actually feels like shit. It feels like fucking shit. Because if your shoulders impinged, you're you're fucking, they don't go. So they're going to jam it. So make sure don't go. And then they're going to torque your arm and go and force it to go. Okay. And if you want to go even further than that, yeah, you can get something. You want to see a really fucked up

medical video, go look for something called manipulation under anesthesia. And what it is for people who have really fucking you ever get frozen shoulder. Yeah, like your shoulder just like it doesn't want to go. Not really. Because I got it when Assassin's Creed, a black flag came out, because you have to hold the analogs, the trigger down all the time. Yeah, give me fucking frozen shoulder. But if it's so bad that they can't move it at all, what they do is they put you under like out. And they just go, we're going to move this fucking shoulder and they they they crank it and you can see the arm just go pop pop pop pop pop as it snaps all the adhesions. Okay. Yeah, I'm not talking about to fix existing problems as much as I am just like, for massage tension

release purposes. I just I like it going pretty pretty hard. Well, you're a big guy. Yeah. And it's often very it's often way too soft. So maybe I'll go get Rolft and found and find out how I would I would be be careful. But if there's a step off responsibly. Yeah, if there's a step up. Well, usually the step up is just tell like find a massage service. There's also a big dude and is like, yeah, I'll really give it to me, man. I could take it. Yeah, I need to I need to get Neji to fucking do the pressure point shit on my back. Acupuncture. We talked about this, Holy. No, no, no, not I know your deep love of acupuncture with fingers and chakra points. Yes, clearly seal all of the energy and get me all stuffed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would definitely

want to go I feel like I want to go a step above deep tissue. It's just for comfort purposes. You know what you need not to fix limbs. You know what you fucking need? You need the fucking moscow's to stem a fucking Russian stick massage. Okay, okay, okay. You want you fucking that shit looks like the actual most painful thing in the world. I want my my my massage therapist to say eight trigram palms. And I walk in the room because it's I want him to declare that I am in the realm of his divinity. It's just a fucking big it's just a Zangief with two sticks. Oh, yeah, jabbing it into your rectus spina muscles just go like all the way down for like an hour. Okay, so eagle and CVS to yeah. And it's like this doesn't seem I'll take that good to have I'll take that this

doesn't seem good. Oh man. Probably feels really you have no no it feels really bad. It feels really bad. Like, I've watched this stupid crap all time. This is like a side hobby for me. Okay, so like, do you ever, you know, you like you ever get a massage? Yeah, we're like, the best part is like the fucking elbow drop almost. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, I got I feel like such an old man, I got out of my bed wrong a few weeks ago, and pulled my fucking trapezius, like all the way down to what trapezius the top of your neck on the left side and was all the way to underneath my shoulder. And it was fucking pulled. Like couldn't fucking believe it because I just sat up wrong. And then went to my massage therapist and he's like, okay, this is

going to suck ass. Well, he said him nicer than that. And then just the elbow and then he just like, because you know, he's above you on the table and he just, you know, what you should want somebody shifts their weight and they're just like, it goes from okay, a little touch to all the weight. And I'm like, this is, this is very terrible. This is very horrible. Yeah, no, no, no, I want that get like bring me Andy Bogard doing his fucking across screen, right into the spot. See, you say you want that. But then when it happens, you will not want that anymore. Depends on depends on how strong they are, I suppose at the end of the day. But you can tell I've had weak people. Well, yeah, but I haven't. There's a there's a

significant problem. So this is going to be an odd one. But did you have a traditionally male or female massage therapist? I've done both. Because usually, the thing that happens is that men tend to go a little too strong too strongly for women. And women tend to go a little too softly for men because their skins are different thickness. But you might have like actually unironic thick skin. But like I've done both. I've done both. So yeah. That being said, like a little like even a tiny lady who's like 80 pounds, if they put the fucking table low, they can just make it fucking just stomp on you. In fact, I think that's where most I think that's a different kind of club. Well, no, no, no. But shiatsu,

one of the big proponents of it is Japanese massage technique, because like Japanese women tend to weigh like, you know, 90 pounds. But it's no problem, because they're just standing on you. And no, not like that, Willie. Not like that. It's therapeutic. Uh huh. For real, though, I've told this story before, finding a actual massage therapist in this city took like a year. And you're specifically looking for a real professional massage therapist, not a masseuse, not a possibly a tiny Asian lady, not a good time who can walk all over you. Oh, gotcha. Loud and clear. Oh, you're doing this. That's the second one you've done this

today. I'll get you. I'll get you. No, you won't. It's Sunday morning. You're not awake. I'm actually pretty awake. Nice breakfast. Good. I'm pretty, I'm still the Lord. I'm still pretty sleepy. I know because when I buzzed, when I went to go buzz in, I heard the telltale noise of somebody dropping their phone as they go to put somebody in. Yeah, there was a tournament yesterday. Was there? Yeah. There's a monthly. Was it the CBT tournament that you run? Well, nice try. It was a monthly four. How do you win that anyway? It's an anime games monthly. And it's okay. So what was the CBT? And shout outs to our friends Red Bull with the with the hot drop. Yeah, there was there was some fighting games

and there was some people that like like four cars are so deep of people from Ottawa came out to play. So that was pretty that was pretty cool. I drive all the way out of Ottawa here to play a fighting game. And second Ottawa. Yeah, it was over at the East Sports Center. That's I walked by that two days ago, only to go look at it and just go what the fuck is that walk inside? No. Okay, well, the answer to your question lies with an opening of a door. Yeah, much like the beginning of this podcast. This time, you should have opened the door. You're right. It is. It's a it's a it's a bar slash esports lounge slash like net cafe type place. Okay, so they've got computers, they've got couches, and you feel really old seeing a sign

on the street that said esports. Yeah, they have racing racing cabinets and they have VR machines. Yeah. And it's a good place to run fighting game stuff. Well, I mean, that makes sense if it's esports. And yeah, so we did that, you know, of course, Sam's show. And all the other stuff was there. So we're not having a good time still sticking a darling. Yeah, till the death of me, apparently, which seems like it's going to be, you know, I'm like, okay, later or sooner, sooner. Oh, I'm in for a ride here where it's like, okay, like her flaws are going to make this really, really hard to like, fight against characters that don't have her flaws. And I ran up into some matchups that I was like, I didn't realize how bad this was until today.

So, you know, as you go, oh, I'm going to do this. And you're like, well, I guess I'm not going to do that. Yeah. So there's like, there's games where the character you fight basically sets the pace and you have to adjust. So in this case, it was a jube that was basically like, oh, this character's a wall and like, you can come at him, but he can, he has answers for whatever you do. And you have to take risks to get a hit in and he doesn't have to take risks to punish you. You know, so it's like, okay, I hope I can roll the dice enough times in my favor slash download the player. Yeah, because the character has all the answers. The player is the one who's going to make the mistakes. That's effectively when a matchup feels a lot harder is when their

character has all the answers. But you're you have to beat the people, the person's decisions as opposed to like, just fighting the what's your stance on starting to talk mad mad shit in that moment to disorient your opponent. I'm too busy focused on all the data. Right. You're you're the quiet type. I also made a mistake and not a mistake. It's it's necessary. But I spent a lot of time after getting back from the last event, labbing and doing like, just like learning frame data, learning some punishes, trying to get tighter on my, you know, like, press this after you see that and stuff like that. And all of that is really relevant. But of course, like, it's not the same type of like experience as playing sets. Right. But playing sets when online is not good.

No, is a rough thing to do. So I'm gonna be doing it. Actually, I'm doing one tournament right after this podcast. There's an online one. Shout outs to Jeff, the hero and the Ronin rumble crew. I'm going to be entering that to get to get as much practice as Sam show attorney, Sam show attorney. And, you know, just playing it all the time, playing it nonstop. I'm going to be playing it at EC two in two weeks. I'm gonna be playing it at Canada Cup. I'm going everywhere. I'm doing everything I can to play this game while it's alive. Are you a pro Sam show player now? No, but I think I'm okay. I like that answer. I feel like as I got older, grandiose claims not with standing, like I felt a way more comfortable and just saying, I'm okay at something. Yeah, I didn't

have to say, oh, yeah, I'm really good at it. Like I would probably have said when I was younger. Yeah. The guy I spar with wins consistently and regularly at major at these events. He's, you know, and I'm like taking two out of five games. Is it possible that he could sign up under your name and just play for you? Yeah, actually, that happened at the last Canada Cup. So why not? It worked out pretty well last time, right? If you lose, just take your girlfriend spot. Nothing wrong with that. Oh wait, it was actually a disaster. Everything's wrong with that. And then that's immoral. Don't do that. Make sure that you go up on stream twice. Oh my god, that's the and wink at the camera. Maybe it's my personality, but I'm way more offended by that

than the actual act. Like the audacity, like, like there's the difference between this bitch. There's the difference between like, I'm going to commit to racketeering or whatever the fuck. And then I'm going to commit racketeering while snidely joking about it on social media in a way that I won't get. Oh, I got caught. It's the reason why it's the reason why the Reddit just for social media is so infuriating is because it's not just people doing shitty things. It's them filming it. Yeah. And putting it out there. And they're caught. And I'm like, what are you fucking? You stupid? Yeah. Yeah, you stupid. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. Like it's like, it's it's like the earliest time I can remember being really bad is like back at the store when

I worked at the grocery store. Some people would steal things. In fact, many people would steal things. And there'd be two types. There'd be the one that like they walk in and you're like, they're going to fucking steal something like instantly. And sure enough, you look around and they'll turn a corner and like, Oh, there's a thing missing off the wrap. You didn't actually see it because they're they're trying. They're doing their best at stealing. And then you have Karen who just picks up a fucking apple and just starts to eat it in front of everyone. Or and you're like, or the stop that or Karen who tries to walk out. And then when she gets caught, proceeds to yell and fight about it as opposed to going, ah, you got me.

The people who go, oh, you got me. It went better for them. Yeah, usually. Yeah, because they like, it's the it's the thing where like everyone can rest assured that you understood what you were doing. And you're like, I was making it. I took a shot at it. I was trying to circumvent the rules of the game. I don't I don't think I'm better than you. Yeah, I thought I could get something. You know, but like the the explosion afterwards displays like, oh, you have problems interfacing with life. Like you like because the problem is deeper than you wanting that object. It's more about you think you were entitled to deserve things. And that's a bigger problem. So it's way more frustrating to encounter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. No, anytime someone does

anything that is like, why the fuck would you do that? And they're like, no, no, no, I know what I'm doing. Like I I'm like, okay, as long as we admit it, as long as you're like, no, no, no, I know that this is weird or whatever, but I'm going for it. I had a buddy of mine tell me that a sibling, their sibling shoplifted for fun. Yeah, even though they could afford it. And I was like, klepto, I thought this I liked this person kind of like they were fine. Yeah. And now I hate them so much. Yeah, because it's just fucking asshole thing to do. I could have bought it. But I felt like stealing it because he like, oh my god, go fuck yourself. I mean, you could at least take the excuse of like, like I have a problem. You know, like, again,

I can't help it. I feel compose felt like right. I feel compelled. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very sick. I need to steal. You know, that reminds me of you know, who steals. I know it's like an old fashioned comedy bit. Old people. Old people steal like fucking crazy. It's a problem if they were raised in such a way where they have their like, get what you can. No, it's not even that. They're old and they know that the security man won't beat them down when they chase them. That's it. Because like sometimes like, yeah, somebody steals something and like runs like, yeah, sometimes they get tackled a little bit. Right? Yeah, you're not going to do that to old man.

Because they always do the same bullshit. Oh, I thought I paid for it. Oh, no. It's like, you don't act like this when you're in the story, old bastard. Yeah. Whatever, man, like you can't do that. Old people. Old people. Yes, terrible. But but also just like that, like that. There's a well, I don't know what percentage of the population is just like down to just do shitty things to other people and not give a fuck about it. You know what I mean? It's just your your prime. Probably your caveman brain kicks in. I like to think I like to think that there are actually way less people doing horrible crimes than we think they just do a lot of them. Perhaps like people who shoplift and don't get caught. They probably shoplift a lot of shit. But but you know,

like sometime back in the day, you're like billion ancient, you're like whatever your ancient, ancient, ancient ancestor was like stealing things for survival. Listen, we so there's somewhere in there that is just like, I mean, I want that thing because yay rewards. I'm not even going to touch that. Okay. I think that I will not defend the actions of any particular ancestor of mine, regardless of how old it's caveman brain. That's all I'm trying to say. You know, man, cavemen were fucking assholes. Oh yeah, terrible. They ate the Neanderthals who was around to tell them not to the Neanderthals. Well, they were around. Yeah. And they told them not to funny how that story ends. Hey question, context changer. You see that you see that recent

shit that's been coming out where like the Pentagon is like, yeah, that's a UFO. Yeah, it's very different from when I grew up. Kids, you were listening to this, right? You weren't supposed to see that but that is in fact a real I remember when it blew fucking people's minds that I got the fucking published copy of like Project Blue Book and I was reading it and people like, oh my god, is that like a secret? I'm like, no, it's just it's a book. They declassified it's just a fucking bunch of weather blue. Is there aliens? I'm like, no, I thought there was going to be when I started to read it and then it was boring as shit. Yeah, no, and it's like and it's not even in the context of like, oh, there's the green man. It's like, no, no, no, it's not

about that. It's like, that is an aircraft and we don't understand it. That's all you know. You see those? Yeah. Okay, you have any thoughts on that? I think Blink 182 was irresponsible at releasing their UFO footage. Was it Blinker? It was Blink 182. That might be the most bizarre headline I've ever seen in my life. Blink 182 releases UFO footage despite requests by the United States government to not God, it would have been so cool if they dropped an album on the same day. Oh, yeah. How fucking hot would that have been? That would have been amazing. Man, I wanted UFO shit to be so real so bad. I remember marking the fuck out over Independence Day, which is a stupid thing to mark out over. You want you want hostile life? I just thought it

would be cool to meet a spaceman because I think a space is cool. Okay, I'm not going to meet a spaceman am I? No, but well, I mean, I could meet like Neil. No, not Neil Neil is fucking dead. But Buzz is no buzz. Buzz is fucking dead. It's probably a couple of which buzz. Aldrin. Aldrin's around. Yes. Yeah. He punched a dude. That was like fucking 11 years ago. That was a long time ago. That was a good punch to notice time is moving faster. Yeah. Yeah, you know why? Yeah, because it represents a smaller percentage of your total lifespan and less your perspective changes. Yeah. So 12 months used to be half of your life. Does that mean if I suffered from horrible amnesia now I would move more slowly? No, because you're

staying with short term memory and your short term memory treats time as the way it currently does. You're not reverting to your childhood. And if I ever got horrible retrograde amnesia, this podcast would be a riot. No, wait, enterograde amnesia, because then you could go back and listen to yourself. No, entero grades memento basically. Oh, okay. Retrograde is you lose everything past a certain point, which is rare. If not, it's so rare as to be almost fictional. Yeah, you notice I just took a guess, guys. I don't know if that's true. You notice whenever people lose their memories and stuff, they don't forget how to not shit themselves. Yeah. That would be awkward for your story. That's important. You also

want to walk around with that Polaroid to take those photos and write, you know, don't believe his lies. Don't believe his lies. And tattoo yourself. Memento's greatest contribution to society was the don't believe his lies image macro. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say not shitting yourself as instincts. That's true. I don't think so. I mean, wizards used to do it all the time. Thanks, JK. Just thinking back about that tweet. Hey, guys, what's up? Did you know that Harry's dad blew five guys at once? Not now, JK. Well, anyway, I guess I realized something about myself. It is super easy for me to just completely ignore and shut down like something that is just a complete nonsense part of culture.

Yeah. You know, which like someone like Neil deGrasse Tyson would say like, yeah, bring the alien to the middle of the town square and let's see its body. Yeah. Right. Or whatever. Let's poke drag. Just see what's going on. I'll put it with stick. But but at the same time, like when the Pentagon goes, yeah, that that that was yeah, but UFO just means I don't know what I know, I know, I know. But like it's just when the Pentagon goes, yeah, we don't know either. It's like, shouldn't you? Isn't that your job? Then we'll, isn't that your one job? It just, you know, that's what it takes for me to go wait, then wait, what is no wait, what is that? I think what that is, that's what that's what that's what made me go, what the fuck is the

official acknowledgement there. I think what that is, is that over the past decades in the film and media of our youth, we have romanticized what are essentially a bunch of nerds sitting at their desks looking at grainy cell phone videos. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is. That's why Bob Lazar is a thing. Oh, that's the guy that came out recently and was like, I worked at the not area 51, but the thing, the real name for it. And I was involved in like doing tests on a ship or whatever. Like, and then it's like, yeah, people are romanticizing the idea of the nerd that, you know, was going to crack everybody thinks Jeff goblins back there with the flying alien or whatever. Hey, did you nerds at the 51 get your your anime? Yeah, did you get your anime

shit? Yeah, who fucking they had a they had a big fest. They had a big old fast. I can't believe it actually happened. And no one got shot. No one got shot. That's the important thing. Well, because they made they were like, we will shoot you kids. Just just so you know, these guns are loaded. You'd stay behind this imaginary line. But you know what was worth it? The whole thing was worth it for one thing. The news report with the dumb ass in the background. No. What's that? No, that the fucking the good boy that came up to the gate. When they were the guards came up and one of them was got a got a fucking area 51 dog. Oh, that's nice. Area 51 dog are protecting us from the aliens or protecting the aliens from us. But doggone duty in the desert. It was

pretty. It was like, there he is. I didn't know that. Yeah. What has that dog seen? Honestly, probably a bunch of disassembled airplanes, which I don't think would be very interesting to a dog. I think he ever fetched the like, no. You are talking to somebody who is a steamer. You are talking to somebody who for a period of his life was all in all in on this. Oh, wow, really? Oh, yeah. Right before you met. I was about to say was this right before because this was not all in. This was this never came up in this was not on your resume. No, it was not. And then right, right before

right before I met you guys, I was talking about this stuff. And my dad who would usually be patient and listen to me went Pat. This is fucking stupid. Your dad was this is dumb. This is some dumb shit. And I went. It is dumb shit, isn't it? Was that all it took? That's all it took just one moment of one moment already perfect clarity of just the most blunt put down by my dad. Just like Patrick, this is some dumb shit. I was like, fuck, it totally is. And they cured me instantly. Wow, yo, the power of a fucking just a real call out. No complexity to it. Absolutely no depth targeted to the core. Just Hey, man, what the fuck are you doing? I don't know. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Yeah, that's all it takes. Good. That's good. That's a

fucking yeah. That's that's that's that's a dad doing work. There's also like the equivalent that doesn't need to come from an authority figure, right? And it's just somebody that you trust and has decent judgment, who just out of nowhere and out of context goes, What are you fucking stupid? Yeah. And you're just like, and you always when somebody hits you with that, you always go no matter who is go no. And then you go like that seemed really sure. Am I fucking stupid? Yeah. Yeah. And it's like always a 5050. Well, the fact well, the being being questioning based on someone else's certainty is a sign that you're a reasoning being like you're that's good. If someone's absolute certainty that you're a dumbass gets to you and makes you sort of think a little

bit more about what you're trying to say, then all the more that you that's good. That's good. You become better for it, but it feels bad. Yeah. Because your only choice is to be more certain than that person. If you're much less certain, it makes you very more even uncertain that you're a goddamn dumbass. You know, I'm thinking now I'm just hearing red foreman. Yeah, absolutely. You know, yeah, it really is straight to the point. But anyway, so are you back in then? No, I'm not back in. Okay, but are you are you tingling? No, you're getting the no the so where I was actually going with that is like, once once you go all in and you see it all and you just scrape it for information, and then you become sad and

disillusioned, you're like, Oh man, there is like nothing there. There is there is like no depth to this shit. It ever like the number one thing behind all the UFO shit, the absolute number one claim and the proof is lost time. Are you familiar with the concept of lost time? I might be, but I don't know the name. So the number what the the absolute top two places to get abducted by aliens. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, when people don't remember. And then the cut then the the amount of time is gone is at home. Yeah, in bed. Okay, okay, or driving home. Can I just say for the record that you jumped to the stupidest version of all of this, which is the abductions Yeah, woolly. All in. Oh my God. Oh my God, really? All in. They're hiding it from us.

Abductions. Yeah, probes. Did the whole all in. Oh, good. You're not. So you're you like the Mayans and shit. You like the X files for the wrong reasons. You are not a fan of the show as a show. I actually have never seen the X files. Because at the time of its airing, I thought it was stupid that they would make a TV show about something so serious. Oh, no. So, oh, no. So, no. Not like this. Woolly, I was done with this by the time I was 16 and a half. Give me a break. Like you never believed any stupid shit in your youth. Fair enough, but I was inundated from day one and raised in the doctrine. That's fair. I had very little chance. In fact, I don't pat myself on the back too often. I try not to. Yeah, I try to stay

humble. I really, really do. That's right. Woolly, the humility. But if I can for one moment, yeah, considering the fucking walls around me that lose, do you understand how hard it is to scale that wall and make it out? It is really hard to break your. I don't know the walls around you looked pretty interesting and begged to be climbed in some circumstances. The mental prison you create for yourself that's based on the one that you've been taught is really hard to escape, which is why I'm the only person in my family that is out of it. Oh, yes. You have to understand literally the only one. Yeah, every single other member of my family. But what about the one you still in? What about the one you create for yourself because you're bored?

Isn't that just nothing else to do? Isn't that the hardest one to escape? You know what? You know what? Fuck me. I don't know. You're super right. I don't know. There's the prison of boredom and then there's the prison of parental prison like like literal indoctrination. Yeah, right. Read the scrolls. These are the truth. The light in the way. So lost time, right? You know what lost time is? Yeah, it's when someone gets abducted and then they're like, Oh my God, I can't remember what happened on my drive home. I must have been abducted. No, you just zoned out. You dumb, you dumb bitch. Yeah. Your body went on autopilot because driving becomes an autonomous activity and you were thinking about butts or something. See, and this is and this is the

problem with all in. And this is the problem with Blink 182. Yeah. And the problem with the is the problem Blink 182. All right, let's do it. You know, is is the all in it, right? When you see the two in either side of the same, the old photos of the of the fucking literal silver TV saucer, like photoshopped or not even photoshopped a double exposure. Yeah, all sorts of over the sky and all that nonsense. And like, there's all that noise. So that when something like this, which is like the Pentagon goes, Yeah, we don't know what that is. Like, okay, let's start there and go. Yeah, what, what, what is that? What do we know about that? And just leave it at an unassumed, unknowing, singular event. The fun part is where you take uncertainty and turn

it into total certainty. Because we also live in a world where you can guess what, like, pop the right drug and like, go visit the aliens, no problem. Or you might just be configured with aliens around all the time. Yeah. So you got to you got to disseminate between truth and and that shit. And then Jonathan Franks isn't always going to be there to tell you that it was all made up. Remember who fucking hosted that before Jonathan Franks was Dean Cain. Oh, wow. Superman at the time Superman was weird. Do south. No, that's I made this mistake before completely wrong. I made this mistake before. Do you think Dean Cain is Brendan not Brendan

Fraser? Paul Gross. I don't know who Paul Gross is. This is the Mountie from do south. What else is he? He's a filmmaker. Did he do anything else? Or is it just to do south guy acting? He's pretty much to do south guy filmmaking. He makes a lot of Canadian films. The moment it came out. I remembered the last time it came up and I remembered I got corrected that Dean Cain is not the Mountie from do south. It's like because I looks I completely different because I didn't I remember the commercial when the show was starting. They had a they had a little promo that was about like a minute or two long and it was just a bunch of office girls like clucking at the window over this hot Mountie. Yeah, right. And I just for it might have been on a commercial break from

Lois and Clark Superman is a Mountie. No, I thought that Dean Cain took that on as his as his next acting job or whatever. Like I thought after Lois and Clark is next role was do south. I don't know why. I don't know why my brain was off the air before Lois and Clark aired. I don't know. I don't know why I keep thinking that that's the guy. But there's a reason somewhere in there that if you went back far enough, I might have been watching one while the other one aired or something happened that mixed up the two in my brain. And and and I fucking thought it was Dean Cain. Okay, anyway, so let's circle around. You ever know, let's go back to shit that makes sense. Yeah, like aliens. Yeah, never wonder why I love SCP so much.

Because it's because it tickles that part of me. No, because it's just it's interesting fiction. No, it's because it tickles that part of you that's like, but what if it was real though? Okay, but what if so right now I'm asking you, but what if it's real though? Ha, be crazy. That's not what if what if we we enter a woolly, a hashtag game changer? Woolly, if an alien were to beam down in this. Nope. Nope. It's not what I said. Okay, what are you? Just this weird shit that we don't know what it is. What is around? I need I need proof of it being extraterrestrial doesn't even need to be extraterrestrial. It could just be a weird old ship. Well, then I don't care. I need it to be from out there, man. It's what if it's lost tech?

What if it's secret tech that some country has that we don't know about? Okay, well, they'd probably be ruling everything already if they could do that shit. So I don't know. Well, they are. Yeah, I guess secretly. Yeah. What if it's what if it's the hidden nation? A hidden nation of tech? I mean, that I don't know talking about Wakanda now. Yeah. What if what if it's Wakanda? I mean, that'd be cool. That's kind of what it doesn't. It doesn't tickle my balls, which way a fucking tiny space man does. Which do you think is more likely if you see a ship you've never seen before? Do you think it's an alien space alien? Or do you think it's Wakanda, which is more likely which more likely it's like some fucking, like fucking Russian prototype

experimental ship that that have you seen the 60s prototype shit that DARPA and the Russians caught up to? Yeah, there are so much fucking stupid shit they built. But then why would this be a working version of that, right? And then not, I don't know, you know, alternatively, it could just be some guy in Idaho doing it for the lulls. This is a very long winded roundabout way of saying what the fuck is that thing? What is it? I want to believe what is it? Why is it there? And pilots are talking about it. And the Pentagon is like, yeah, yeah, we saw that shit. We don't know. And it's like, but you're supposed to know. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What's going on? That's all. Official statements. I want to meet a space man. Official

statements are like another tear up from just blink 182. When blink 182 is yelling about it, that's fine. We can. That's fine. Yeah, we can. We've soundly ignored blink 182 for many, many years. We can continue to do so. That is right. But then the pilot with the thousands of years in the air, the top gunman. I'm sorry. What did you just say? Thousands of years in the air. Thousands. He spent. That's the real. That's the real mystery right there. Millennia spent in flight. And he comes. That's the ending of fucking contact. And he's like, yeah, man, saw it. Don't know what it was. That shit was crazy. You're like, this world is still interesting. Oh, you know what? You know, for me to try and go that old

shit. Oh God, yeah. Apparently there may be actual veracity behind the fact that it is. It kills ships more often. There are supposedly some kind of jet stream thing that can make storms appear more quickly than other regions. I saw that. So I saw the story about that like maybe four years ago or something like that. And all I remember in my brain, this is this is where I go back to because I'm in Grenada. I'm sitting in the living room and I'm watching a TV special about the Bermuda Triangle and the picture on the TV. It's great. And the Bermuda Triangle. No, no. But it the picture on TV, the fucking the footage they have is a ship with a chain attached to it going out to another ship in the distance that's in the triangle. And the

train is floating in midair. And I'm like, what like, what are you doing to me right now? What is this? And it's basically a ghost ship chain hanging under like this is what happens when you enter. So here's the problem, right? Oh, it's actually a weird stormy area. That's boring. You know what I want it to be? Sea monster. And most importantly, is when you when you talk about it on any of your news reports, you have to edit it in such a scary way possible. You have to edit it so that it makes people that are already in double down. Yeah, you have to have lots of like static noises. You have to have lots of like unclear transcript voices, blurry footage. And you got to use that. You know that like radio

turning on turning off like white noise. You got to you got to throw lots of that in the background. Spooky music. The editing is everything. The editing is everything. God forbid you just like play the facts, you know, you got to you got to present it in such a way that people are fucking terrified to go to sleep. Happy October. I want to be I want to be a fucking sea monster. Loch Ness. You know, they they think they solved that too. Yeah. Yeah, what do they think it is? Bunch of tires. No, I think they just said it was like, what did they did they say it was because I was in

on it for a while being a plesiosaur. That was my theory. No, there was like there was like a talk about it being an eel, right? Yeah, just a weird eel. And then the story just got out of hand. Like there was just a big eel and then afterwards they're just okay. Nessie's bullshit, but champy. Champy's for real. The Hylian Loach is real. We're going to find it. We're going to find it. I wish more stuff was magic. I'm just going to say it. I just wish more stuff was magic. I like I said, I said the world is still interesting, but it's the same sentiment. It's the thought that maybe, maybe before we shuffle off this portal coil. Yeah, there might be something crazy that happens between now and then. Well, I mean, to be fair, I can think of one right

now that I thought was magic as a kid and then I grew up and like, okay, it's not magic, but it's so pretty crazy, which is bioluminescence. That's crazy. Yeah, that's magic. That is magic. And like cornstarch and water. You ever do that? Yeah, it's like a liquid, but then you hit it and it's hard. Non-Newtonian fluids. It's like what? Yeah, ferromagnetic fluids. That shit's cool. Science, the science mom showed me about all that good shit, which he wasn't being God mom. That's a weird, yeah. I know. That's very confusing to me. Believe me, I know how weird that is. Yeah, science is a proof of God. I don't get it. Yeah. No, you know what else is magic?

Like life. So bioluminescence, as you mentioned, that's one thing. What would you call it? Like coordinated drone shows? It's nuts. There's footage of... They're piloted by people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I know. But for tech, here's where it's at, though. They have this footage. Follow me. Follow me here. Come along. Hold on. I'll wait. Okay. All right. There's footage of a bunch of drones with like colors that are like synced up, right? And they do insane patterns in the sky of like 3D shapes and shit. And it's basically fireworks level two. And it looks like fucking magic in the sky.

It's amazing. It's super cool. I'm telling you, I saw like that one clip. There was a shot. It's on Reddit. I believe it was on next fucking level. And it was like... It was just... I saw it and I'm like, oh, this is the new fireworks. This is fireworks too. I don't... Right? Imagine fireworks that explodes. Yeah. And then the colors stay where they are and then rearrange themselves into like a spiral. And then they become like a cube. And then the cube starts rotating. And then the cube breaks off and becomes a flower. That becomes a mandala. And then it changes colors. And then it becomes a flag. And then it goes back to being like almost like a fucking... What is it called?

What is it called on Super Nintendo? Star Fox? What's the engine? Turbo... No, what's it called? Polygon? But it looks specifically like... Stunt Race FX and Star Fox. I can't... The FX... It looks specifically like the way the 3D is displayed in that, right? In that kind of like... FX chip kind of way. Not MOT7. Not MOT7. And you see the plane shifting around and then they rearrange themselves and then they all drop back down and you're just like... Fireworks too is here. It's fucking crazy. Nobody has to have their face blown off. At all, right? I told you I wanted to be a pyrotechnician when I was younger. That's not quite exactly what you told me. Well, I did want... I wanted to do that. I wanted to go

to... I wanted to do the blow your face off school. Yeah, no. If I remember correctly, it was you playing with that lighter that you always carried. Oh my god. And you were like, I just... I just love fire. Okay, well fire is cool. Yes, I did have a Zippo because the Zippo was cool. Yeah. And you like to watch things burn. Okay, that's an exaggeration. They gave you sexual power. No, no. Sort of. Yes. Wait, what? Why would you accept that claim? Because if someone needs a light, you've got one on you. And then there's that. So sometimes that's a thing. But because if someone... If you're like, hey, someone's like, hey, you got a light. No, I mean, watching the orphanage burn down gives

an erection. No, no, no, no. Not that. I mean, indirect. Indirect. Indirect. So that's too close to the people. Point of only the building. Point of conversation. All right. Yeah. But yeah, I love flame. And I wanted to go to school to do like firework stuff. And it turns out that if you're doing that in Montreal, particularly in the province of Quebec, you're super fucked because like not only is it insanely hyper French, French to a degree that I'm like, I'm not that French. I can't. But it's also like you have to move out to like the French countryside and then work there as like an intern for a while and like then get chosen by these like schools of... It's basically families. Yeah. And the families have to pick you. And if you

don't get picked, you're just not going to do it. Yeah. So all that cool firework stuff that happens at La Ronde and stuff is like, you can't get it, you know? But one of my dreams was to do that, you know? So I'm super fascinated by the whole world on fire, he said. Because like really rad fireworks is like fucking magic. It's super cool. So to bring it all back around, drone shows are really impressive. I was really, I was really impressed. You know what's magic? Sea monsters, UFOs, animals that create light with their own bodies, robots flying in the sky. I mean, until you see it. It's not exactly magical, Willie. No, but it's really cool. You just agreed that fireworks is almost like magic. You just agreed.

It's pretty. You understand the sentiment. This is pretty, but the pretty stays in the sky longer and you can do more with it. You can program the pretty to look like whatever you want. So fireworks can either be a circle or like a line. Now you can do more than a circle in a line. You can do any shape and it can stay longer and it can become anything. That's crazy. That's proof of God's love right there at the drone show. Tell you what. Down on Calvary. If God, if Jesus didn't raise for three after three days. Wait, you said Calvary Calvary. What is Calvary? The cross on Calvary. Oh, because that's the thing that I saw in Blasphemous and thought it was a typo.

No, you thought it was supposed to be cavalry. Yeah, I've never heard of the phrase Calvary. Yeah, the cross on it. It's just a religious term. It's in reference to like Jesus getting crucified and always with the crucifixion. Yeah, always with the always with that big obsessed with it. The hill. Yeah, oh my God, is that the hill you want to die on? Is that what that is? Uh, I never pictured it that way, but it might actually do that is I always thought of it as like like a military battlefield. Like is this the battlefield you want to die on? Is this the fight you want to make right now? If it's a conviction and it's like, but it might actually be the do you want to be crucified like Jesus on this hill?

Yes, yes, I do. Said woolly while burning the orphans said Pat Wild enjoying animal CBT and doubling down on his alien fetish alien fetish. What are you talking about? I'm just leveling it up. I mean, but I mean, they didn't have any basis at all. I mean, you just made that all in all in. What does all it mean? All it means all in. There is no limits to all in. This is the thing. All in means everything. This is the thing to point at Eli. He can try it if he wants. He does. He does wants. Did you I don't get Eli, man. You know, have you noticed he's been streaming Final Fantasy 14 like almost every single day for like two months? I haven't. He hates it.

A lot of plays it every day, every single day and he hates it. Yeah. And and that that process makes me feel insane. I now have one friend in all social groups that's playing that game. Cool. It's a good game. It's everywhere. It's number two behind. Wow. It's but it's insane to think that someone would get in this late in the game. MMOs are forever now. Yeah, they don't die while made it so that they don't die. They either die right away or they kind of last on forever. Self-sustaining. Christ, there's two hours now. Yeah. I I've been trying to ask you if you've had a week. I mean, it's only been four days since last podcast, right? Hold on. Shut up. We got sponsors.

Okay, I'll be quiet. I thought you cared about my week. I care about Door Dash. Yeah, you're right. You do care about Door Dash. And so do I. If you are hungry, I am hungry. And if you've had a long day, I've had a really long day. It's like one o'clock. And if the last thing you want to do is go get food. I don't want to go get food. The best thing you can do is get you some Door Dash. I want food to come get me. The restaurant quality food straight to your living room. It's restaurant food. It's notice. It's food from restaurants. Yeah. Yeah. Weird way to say that. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's like you don't have to go to the restaurant for it. Yeah, I know. The restaurant comes to you. Yeah. I noticed a trend with a lot of what we talk about is often straight to your door. Straight to your door. Straight to your door is the future. Getting things in the mail or the equivalent of faster mail, which is delivery, is better than going to get it. The postal service is kind of a miracle when you think about it. I often do. And it kind of freaks me out. It doesn't make sense. It's so crazy how it works and how it works. How does it not take a year to get a letter? Like how does it not take 12 months when someone writes you a letter that says hello? Because the system is way bigger than you think it is.

And there's people in there sacrificing their sanity to get it to you. And occasionally yours. Yes. But now in the world of technology, you can just click an app. We should mention the DoorDash does not use the postal service. No. No, no, no. That would be too slow. Yes. But better than that is the internet and is modern technology that says I'm over here. Your your your apps on your phone. Yeah, no. Your website. Your phrasing is getting really weird. I'm just trying to say that you say I'm over here world and I'm hungry. And then you yell at the mountain. Can you bring me some of that? And then instead of having to make a smoke signal to be like, Yeah, you got it. It's going to be this much. They just send it straight to you

in a car usually in a car possibly bicycle. Right. So you don't have to worry about any of that nonsense that goes along with having to go outside and fetch your food. And guess what? Your favorite restaurants probably already on DoorDash over three hundred and forty thousand restaurants and three hundred and three thousand three hundred cities. Yeah, probably on there. Yeah, that seems definitive. How many, how many choices you need? How many choices you need? Two damn too many. I need two. You got all your favorites. You got everything. All your local go-tos and your big national restaurants. And I always mentioned the Cheesecake Factory because because we don't have it. And so we're just super envious and jealous. And every time I see that

and everyone's like, Cheesecake Factory sucks. You don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, you don't know what you're talking about. Shut your mouth. I ate myself to death when I went there. And now now you get it to your door. That seems dangerous. Very. Don't worry about dinner. Let dinner come to you with DoorDash. So right now our listeners can get five dollars off their first order of fifteen dollars or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter the promo code CASEL. That's five dollars off your first order when you download the DoorDash app from the App Store and enter promo code CASEL. So yeah, don't forget promo code CASEL for five dollars off your first order from DoorDash. Thanks, DoorDash. Thank you, DoorDash. Okay, but no for real though. Hold

on a minute. Fuck your week. Like seriously, the postal service is fucking like that shit's crazy. It's fucking banana. It's absolutely the craziest thing that's ever happened. Fuck fireworks, fuck drone shows, aliens and aliens. You know what they do? They come down here, they look at our postal service. Wow. What did you say? Stupid glowworms? Yeah, shut up. I was talking about fish. Fish glow. I mean, the ones in the water when it like makes the waves look all glowy. Yeah, it's cool, man. Yeah, it is. But shut up. That's just stupid compared to the postal service. So somebody was like somewhat paranoid about people touching my things. The idea that I can send a letter and that it would arrive at its location without somebody just

taking it is probably the craziest thing. Someone in the chat just wrote Malians. There it is right there. The postal service, the postal service. Male is run by the aliens. Listen, nailed it. Like I really nailed it. Really? Really? Sunday. Oh, listen, I honestly like, I really do think that like the moment we found out about like, you know, postal being a term. Yeah, right. It kind of clicks in your brain. You go, yeah, yeah, that's a really fucking stressful job. I have the robots do as much as they can. I mean, they didn't use to exist. They sort a little bit here and there a little bit, but you some at the like someone's sanity is being sacrificed in a minority report like way. Yeah, in order to get you your letter, right, in order to get you

your bullshit. You know, if you want to, if you want to harken back to God, what was the short story about the ones who walk away from Omelas, right? Not familiar. The story of the utopian city where everything is perfect and all life is great. But there is knowledge that in a basement, in a building somewhere in the city, there is a child who never knew sunlight that is beaten every single day. And the happiness of this entire city and this entire paradise base is based around the abuse of this one kid that's never known a single moment of happiness. It's one kid, this one kid. And essentially, people who discover this sometimes just decide to leave the city. How happy is it? Utopia.

It's still bad to do. But you thought about it. Yeah. Well, if you describe it as actual utopia, that's tough. So yeah. Can't they just eat the kid or something? No, the kid has to suffer. The kid has to suffer. So you'd walk away from Omelas? Oh, hell no. No, I wouldn't. You'd double your mortgage. No, no. I'd feel kind of bad a couple days a week, maybe. While enjoying your utopian life. Well, I mean, let's face facts. In our current first world status and the current third world status on which it is based, we are currently living that exact. Yeah, check your chat on your phone again. Take a look at your take a look at your look at my techno device. Yeah. Magic techno device that can bring me everything that I want.

Yeah. So anyway, that kid being beaten in the oh, I mean, this thing that was built by slaves, that's the that's the thing you're describing. Yeah. Yeah. So that that kid being beaten in the basement. Yeah. Yeah, that's every time you get a letter in the mail. That's that's happening to someone's sanity. Totally worth it. How else was I supposed to know that my my UPS bill for $15 has not been paid yet? You know, the postal service is so incredible. So what the fuck is all the delivery companies excuse private? That should be their excuse to provide better service private enterprise.

Not worse service, you'd think. Because I do everything I can to not use them, which is possibly good be good for business. Take that free market. Capitalists says Pat. I should mention, however, the the postal service is in fact a private company now. It has been for about 1213 years. Canadian or USP Canadian. Okay. But it is still run the same way. It's just run private. Yeah. I mean, look, man, pure later has pure later is the actual worst pure later has has fucked me over. UPS has fucked me over FedEx has fucked me over DHL has fucked me over.

What about Intel com courier services? Oh, I've never done that. Intel com courier services has is really frustrating to me because it has been the widest gulf in quality. So Intel com is the company that Amazon hires to do day one shipping. Oh my god, I hate them so much. Because I paid extra. You paid extra. Whole fuck those people. Okay. I had a guy. Yep. Showed my house. Yep. And try and hide my package in my recycling bin. Yep. Instead of ringing my doorbell. Oh, yeah. And I went, what the fuck? And I was going to take a picture and send it to you. Send it to me. How? And he

was like a sign here. Yeah. At bare minimum, they'll just walk up to your door and throw it down and walk away. I wish. I wish. Right. Like, to me, at the minimum, that's what's been happening. And like the usual is like, we just, we won't buzz or we will, but we won't come up or we'll pretend that we couldn't get in and just not want to, you know, do Intel com is the one that I've run into the most in which like, I fucking see you. Yeah. Like I saw, I see you and they go, hey, and they go, oh, it's yeah, it's, it's, it's infuriating. I guess I have to deliver this package by walking 10 feet. But it's also like they're, they're just like, look, we have to do all these daily, whatever next door things and we have to get them there by nine PM. Yeah,

maybe it'd be a lot easier if you were delivering these in a truck instead of your fucking car. I think, I think they can't have a truck every day though, which is why they kind of like Uber it out in a way. I've been to their warehouse once. It's in Gryffindown in one of the older factories. Yeah. It is astonishing that anything gets anywhere from that place. So my understanding is that the Amazon next day shit is all based on like local. That's how it works. I think companies take it. It is, it is a completely empty concrete rectangle over room with a loading dock on one end and a conveyor belt that you would see in the grocery store, you know, the rollers, the metal rollers and a bunch of guys moving around with pallets and

that's it. And there's just shit falling off the pallets at all every instant. And then when I was there, because they told me to go there to pick up my package, the guy was like, what are you doing here? Like I have a fucking note to come here. What? Why? Because you didn't deliver my shit. Where's my stuff? It took like 45 minutes for them to find my fucking thing, which they had tossed in some corner. Shouldn't have drawn aggro. Should have found the front desk. But on the other hand, I have had drivers from that same company call my phone number, which I'm like, I don't know if I like that. But regardless, and be like, Hey, I'm going to be in your neighborhood in about 10 minutes. Are you home? Oh, that's good. If you're not home,

I'll drop it off at your post office. But are you are you at your house? Because I'll totally I've never had that. Yeah. That's nice. I wish that would happen. And I look back and I'm like, Oh, no, wait, that was that one guy. There was that one guy in my area that would do that. And then he died or some shit. Oh, that reminds me. I had my first meal stolen from me. Isn't it? It was wild. Isn't it? I couldn't believe it was happening. Isn't it the most believe it was outrageous feeling in the world? It was like, like the way it went down was basically, I saw the car not moving for where was the car was it at the restaurant or was it near your home

went to the restaurant went like a few blocks towards me. And then just kind of stopped somewhere just stopped and then sent a message saying hi. And I said hello. Usually when people send me a message is because they don't know how to use whatever to get how to get in. So I sent the message saying hello. This is how you get in, you know, and the person just replied with a thumbs up and then like a minute later just went like all access to your street is blocked. And I think you know this, I'm canceling the order and just never even attempted and then just shut it down. And then the GPS shows there were miles and miles. And you're just looking at it like is this mother for and it's like yeah and it's like you get your money back.

And then the mother and then and then I saw you get your money back and then I put in the order again and then the person the next person just brings it. Yeah. And you're like someone just stole my dinner. The one that I had is I had this guy and he goes and picks it up. And then it gets five minutes away from the house. And he does me one worse which may is why I got like I was so like you know when you're so angry but you're so incredulous that you don't actually show any anger and you don't express any anger because it's just like what the really delivered. He's like 14 kilometers away from my house delivered. Did you enjoy your order? Yeah. Yeah. Which is why if you're if you're fast enough you get to text them and be like what the fuck is like couldn't

deliver it. I'm like and then I called him. I don't know if I told the story before but he's like yeah the restaurant restaurant so packed it was closed for 10 minutes because there was a fight and the police were in there and they shut the whole restaurant down and your 10 minutes and your method of dealing with this was to say that it successfully completed the job. Yeah. I'm like and then I'm like hold on click call the restaurant. Hey were you guys just closed for 10 minutes due to a police altercation? What? No. Did you pick up an order for Patrick? Yeah the guy just picked it up and left. Why? Perfect. Thank you. Call him back. Hey. Yeah. So I just spoke to the restaurant. You picked up my fucking food. Yeah. Bring my fucking food. Yeah. Click

blocked number. Yeah. And then I wrote a big angry email and got a refund but I'm like and then the same thing happened the next week from the same restaurant with the same guy and it happened and I called him up and said why do you keep stealing my food? Click blocked. Like is it like well first of all because that's the fear right because I'm like one is it really worth it to get this fucking deal in this way when clearly it's going to come back to haunt you and then it never does because he's delivering it a second time? That's the problem. So when I afterwards. He never delivered to me again after that. I mean I so when I saw the thing come back and it's like hey don't worry order was canceled you're not charged at all.

I was like no no no I don't care about that. That's the problem. They always refund you. Always always always. No matter what happens you're getting all your money back. It's like that's not I don't care about that. I'm hungry. I'd rather have paid double and just have my food. So then I go and I go so I go to that at that point you go to the order and at least for me I'm just like okay go to the the help option and just be like yeah the fucker stole the food right you should look into that. Yeah the options are always. What was wrong with something missing? It was something missing. Yes my entire order was missing because I stole it. Oh the wrong thing happened whatever I had a problem with the driver whatever it is right and I'm just like no no no

listen listen and then it sends the support message going like don't worry all your money's been refunded I'm like it's not about that. No I want the person. You have a piece of shit working for you right now. I want someone to slash their tires that's what that's what I want. You need someone that you need to fix your the problem right now. It's not about that it's not about the money I don't it's not that it is you need to fire this fucker. Fuck him right he's stealing people's money or not probably he's stealing people's food. Fuck you right so. And I know we're getting really emotional I'm much more emotional with this because it's about food and because the situation it occurs in is you are always hungry and upset that it happened. You're so mad. Like

you're so mad. My Amazon shit gets lost all the time. Who cares. You might you might you might be having a good or bad day when your package doesn't arrive. Yeah that's fine when your food doesn't arrive you're having a bad day it's the worst. It is yeah I will fight a motherfucker I'm so mad I'm so vexed like straight up look like I was looking at the part on the map wondering if I could make it like could I make it out there you know to the guy's car to the area where because I'm like because the food is there right and the car wasn't moving from that spot could I go fucking catch like you know you're hungry you start to think this fucking crazy shit and you're like what if I turn the corner and I saw him in his car and he was eating like

that's what I'm saying I could take a photo of him I can either go and be like give me the fucking food or you can go and catch him eating the fucking food I'll be honest both of which are satisfactory to my rage now that I think about it I think about the anger I just want him to admit that he stole my food I just want to I just want to hear listen I didn't feel like driving out to your house so I took your food that would make me feel a lot better than delivery completed are you happy with your order yeah no I'm thinking more along the lines of jumping up on the fucking bumper yeah and getting like that is my food that is mine you did not you did not hunt that meat and you did not forage those berries this is my food this is the modern how dare you caveman steal my food

this is that belongs to me this is the modern equivalent or the new world equivalent of something that I used to see all the time working at the store and I'm sure you saw it working in testing and whatnot which was there is no more there is no workplace argument more intense than who took my fucking lunch what a fucking what fucking bastard opens up the work fridge sees woolly on the fucking thing and goes yeah fuck it's mine now like that's fistfight right that's that's a fistfight worthy offense right there it's that's that's hr going you look you can't I know I I try I get it I get it I get it but you can't you can't that's that's that's the response there shout outs to the dude I worked with that spiced the fuck out of his pizza

when he put it back in the fridge because he likes he doesn't mind that and came back to find a bite of a slice in his box taken and then the rest just put back so the thief instead of stealing a slice took it took a bite obviously got something they didn't want and put the slice back egregious egregious I am I am awash with the emotions yeah I am irrationally irrationally upset yeah this is how people's cars windshields get smashed in a parking lot and like this is the kind of petty minor shit that escalates and unfortunately it was the type of place where it's not like everyone was so it was like it wasn't like who could possibly be like was it Becky like who was it it wasn't like that it was the kind of place where it's like

okay we've got like four potential scumbags here yeah and we don't know which one of these fuckers did it but it's gotta be one of the hammer in the fridge you know it's the only way okay like there were there was a there was a lineup of potentials as opposed to the I think that there should be in every office break room a camera pointed at that fridge all day every day and then if you get caught stealing somebody's food the the person whose food that is is allowed to piss on you in front of the office okay well that's not a full view of everyone that's not equivalent exchange it is that that is equivalent no that don't want to get pissed on don't steal food that's not full metal alchemist right there it is october third just happened

piss on him that's not bodily fluids shouldn't enter into the equation oh you want to steal my stuff here's some of my stuff for you steal no no it's just piss a little bit of piss never hurt nobody no i'd say i regret saying that can we can we get rid of that i didn't even okay you hung yourself out on that i sure did uh i say you take their lunch and whether or not you want it you throw it out if it's good you can eat it but they starve you don't get lunch i think that if you steal someone's lunch you should never be allowed to eat again for one week so you should murder that we should kill that you know what you're suggesting is capital punishment yeah then i rolled it back then i rolled it back a little too late oh no it's fine

little too late after one week you go it's okay you got the full thought and then sentence out of your mouth no and then you add it a little bit you put a little asterisk at the end for one week yeah now you just you fucking you don't get nothing right and here's what you do as well right not only does that person get no uh lunch that day yeah but then later on you have a budget in the office for special treats when people steal food yeah and everyone in the office gets a slice of cake yeah and you go fuck yourself yeah everyone in the office gets a donut and you can go fuck yourself and you have to watch everyone eat the donut absolutely you sit your your desk your chair is now in the middle of the office and we all eat it and you get nothing what

is this human reaction to minor slights are like some are demand i killed that meat i foraged those berries how dare you take my meat you did not do those things how dare you did not do those things but it's this is it's the k-man shit it's in there it's like when people are driving all of a sudden they turn into psychopaths i stalked that fucking animal and jumped it and now i'm going to feed my plan and you have the audacity to come and take you might as well you're taking the food out of my children's mouths i'll kill you yeah i'll fucking kill you this is what this is what the brain you know it's like it reminds me of like right there driving somewhere with my sister well she was driving and my sister is a tiny little nice lady good temper not mean or

anything you know just totally chill and then she gets behind the wheel of a car and somebody cuts her off and i'm like sis where are you going this isn't even the way they're going i'm going to cut him off how dare he cut me off that motherfucker he how dare he that's awful you don't do that to people i'm going to follow him and cut him off i'm like what the fuck you doing road rage is a different beast entirely it's a whole different because we don't have no state we have there's no cavemen attachment to that yeah there's no through line yeah on road rage because road rage somebody who doesn't drive road rage is like incomprehensible to me because it goes to like that guy kind of got too close to my car i guess he has to die no no he didn't get to no no that

guy didn't get close to my car there is no my car it's me oh it's me it's me he's an individual he hit me he didn't hit my car he hit me he's cutting me off it is me the car is an extension of you it's me so people sliding you and fucking you over is like a 100 attached to what you perceive as yourself it's just crazy because like and and it requires a so society as a whole requires an understanding of threading the social needle to make sure that you don't step on anyone's toes while you go about your day yeah and driving requires an interfacing of all of these different degrees of like hey you do you and i'll do me yeah live and let live driving like you can live your life and never have to fucking you know encounter that unless you line up at a store

or you have to deal with other people in certain ways but driving it's like you're you're putting lives on the line based on your courtesy with other people you know what i do understand road rage just a little even though i don't drive so i'm gonna go cross the street and then somebody's like you know driving gonna be across right and i look at them and i do you know you do the way you dip your head just a little bit you wait ahead knowledge and then they slow down and they just stare at you and they don't do the little wave back fuck you i did the little wave so that you knew i was gonna cross the street you're supposed to go oh yeah yeah that's fine okay but you know that day x years ago when you were born yeah yeah your existence slows my day down the fact

that you are now here in this world crossing the street in front of me means i can't go and i'm i want to go all right then just go just go let's just see what happens i'm trying to go and you're stopping me from going gonna be a real fucking ornery speed bump here in a second you know um you better run me over real good yeah like the like the hostility towards other like drivers is uh like it's almost as if like it's like okay if you're not if you're in a different mode of transportation like bikers to cars to pedestrians you know uh to to bicyclists you mean scumbags there with them there we go right and now we've got like little scooter riders

as a new form you know we were i mentioned and and uh you know we were in Austin and there was all these fucking dead scooters everywhere yeah and then we heard they were coming to Montreal and you were worried that they'd be everywhere yeah and Paige told me oh yeah they're gonna be everywhere i don't think they will be yeah and sure enough they're not people put them away not in my experience oh really because whenever i go to the areas that have them they're not lying on the street they're just they're put away the areas that i've been in have had them annoyingly in the way and i got to watch a real flood interaction of two two older gentlemen probably in their late fifties yeah suits scootering down the street and then eventually one came to a stop

and i guess it was out of its time or its money or whatever uh and he saw you still like whatever the fucking bird scooter or whatever and you see them he so he gets off and they're there and i got to see the moment of okay well i feel bad about the fact that i'm just gonna leave this here so i'm gonna pretend to investigate it in some way before eventually kind of shrugging in a very public manner like oh i guess it just doesn't work anymore and then we walk away and i'm like oh you've created a new thing did you go hey you forgot your scooter you fuck like the your instincts are telling you the right thing the instinct is telling the old guy hey man no that's not cool so you feel embarrassed by it rightfully so yeah and then you're like well

let's go through the motions of pretending i tried did you did you you know what that is it's reaching for the check right oh it's it's the reach did you reach because you're not like you know what the worst part about reaching for the check is every time i've been with somebody who reached for the check like that it's like everyone knows you didn't actually reach for the check how slow did your head go out it went really slow yeah in fact not only are you sure are you not earning points now everyone is disgusted with your behavior are you sure you really don't have to i mean come on okay i'll get the next one it is the new form of reaching for the check i hate it all right and i watched them waltz off like we did the best we could there's two

ways we tried to be good people there's three ways to deal with the check here it is hey man i'll take this one no seriously i'll take it give me that fucking check oh can you grab this one i'll hit you up next time hey can we split it i'm like does that work those are the three those are normal hey i think i'll sit fuck off fuck off or hey i'll take this one you know i'm i'm really low on but you know you deserve it go fuck yourself yeah go fuck yourself so that's what we're looking at here you know it was quite interesting anyway humans are terrible willy it was a mistake i really hope those aliens show up and fix all of this can we get back to the the protozoans or some shit please single celled organisms the um god damn it never mind what the fuck were they called

you're doing it man tardigrades the zel naga oh can we get back to the zel naga you don't want to go back to the originators can we can we get back to the first ancestral race that the zel the zel not the gene seeds the zel naga in your mind are the cool ones from starcraft one you you would do yourself a service to just stop that right there can we get back to the first ancestral race that created adam and lilith i'm a i'm a big fan of the phrase precursor as a as like a denotation of a former life sounds fancy i like it man it's the next footage of the air force staring at one of those like little tic tac bean ufos yeah and then it stretches and becomes a lance of longinus wow that's actually the most terrifying thing that could

happen oh if it was a branded item like straight up like oh oh anyone got those dead ski scrolls oh i don't want this one can we do a different one anyone anyone got no i know i said i wanted magic to be real but i didn't want this one this is a bad one to have not a fan of this tang anyway um yeah so that that sucks yeah but the postal service is still a miracle postal service is good it's a miracle uh i see how much you tip your post office man what at christmas what okay let me try this again at what at christmas how much do you tip your post office man i like a lady i like how you started this conversation this question this line of questioning with

how much as opposed to uh the obvious do you or like this is a premise that you really really need to explain right now because i promise you no one knows what the fuck you're talking about i promise you pat no don't look at the chat chat can't help you look at me they're not helping look at me don't look at the chat look at me you tip your post office man because they do a good service are you a fucking idiot no what are you talking about once a year on christmas well not on christmas you head on down to the post office no but when they come to your door around christmas time who the post office man which one the one that always gives you your mail the many there's the one and then he's not around anymore no it has not been it has not been the case at my

current place i've actually never seen the post the postman uh but at my old place it was always the same person who always came to my door to deliver everything from the post office okay i don't have that and i've always had differing people in every apartment i've well if it's always different people then that's not even a thing that's not even back when i live with my folks in the suburbs there was always your your your postal worker that did you have a milk man too no okay no dude if i had a doorman that would make sense because that's the guy that's there yeah he's there to tell you hey how you doing now you don't look like shit yeah thanks man i do look like shit but i appreciate it also he's there to take food if he's also there to keep narrow

dwells on your walls out yeah and in my friend's case there literally literally was a sign in sign out oh yeah for guests that that's good i like that so i was like oh who came hookers can you delete that can you can you erase that the wife's gonna see it Mercedes yeah it was a car thing the car came upstairs yeah really um yeah man doorman sure right people that like are doing their thing in your dedicated space sure but postman has always been a flux job okay well i guess i'm silly then how much did you tip your postman i gave him a hundred bucks okay because he's always really nice and uh you always to help me get my packages i have no concept of this concept he appreciated it

why not go down to the restaurant you order from and do that you can show lots of appreciation for what do i need to tip people that i don't see for oh it's because you come face to face with the postman well yeah they don't have to actually serve me so there's no service gratuity so there's do you ever you ever catch that at the restaurant where you're getting takeout and then it's like do you do the tip or do you not tip because you're getting takeout you don't tip on takeout yeah so it's the same on delivery but the uh but the machine asks you and that's just something they put in all the interact machines it is but sometimes the person

doing the takeout will be like so how's your day i'll be like my phone but it's like it's the little thing it's the it's the like okay this took two seconds right you're getting the takeout the bag is ready to go it's but the and then you're then the car comes out just so how's it going as the the the interact comes over you're like i honestly i get it do you know what i wish i could do and i've tried to do this and it always blows up in my face i sit down and i tell them listen i'm gonna give you a 20 tip don't talk to me there's that just don't talk there's that you know what happens i get put to the back of the line like i'm i'm last on the the list of people to come give water to and stuff like that and it sucks yeah you should just blend it and just

be a customer that's your mistake i suppose i just don't want them to talk to me well that's your you know should have just been whoever the guy should have just been normal i i recently went to a restaurant and i had a steak and the guy could clearly tell that i hated his existence not him personally though and he he went he would come by and he would give me a thumbs up and then do thumbs up thumbs down i give him a thumbs up and then he would just keep walking and pretend like i wasn't there give him a huge tip he's gonna do his job yeah i i appreciated it so much that he did not talk to me uber drivers they they have a there's an art to it there's an art to it you know willy how frustrated have you become when somebody in the car does not get the hint

that you don't want to talk to them well i do have headphones on i have put headphones on and the guy's like hey hey what do you think of this and i'm like nothing and i put the headphone back on yeah that happened to me once guy just wouldn't stop and i'm like yep i want to die i want to die ellipses five stars um well i mean we talked about it before i want to die the silence button right the button that says hey don't really feel like talking i have considered faking illness or deafness in order to get out of it uh so you heard about that button which button is this the button that'll say to your driver hey i don't really want to talk oh that'd be great so that's coming oh you didn't know can i auto complete that it'll yeah you

you can it'll be a thing you put when you make an or when you call for a car that says uh yeah quiet mode right and i don't want to talk and it's like it's one of those things where yeah it feels like Seinfeldian well it is a Seinfeld episode right but the the push back on it is it dehumanizes the driver and they're gonna get dehumanized real fast when the robots start driving for us and and it and it basically like takes something that would be enjoyable of their job away from them by saying like you know hey you're just a service person stop like you don't get to be i don't know i don't think people i don't think people in driving industries or barber industries or hairdressing you know the or bar industries you know the kind of yeah professions that you would

chat i don't think they get much out of a situation in which they're trying to chat and the person's like i don't want to do some probably do some probably don't but like there's but the push back is basically the inclusion of this option is very rude you know and i'm like yeah i get but it's a lot less rude than me going i don't want to talk to you please stop it's a way more polite than that or uh hey yeah my mom just died try to get an uber over to the funeral home sorry can't yeah i had one of uh uh hey buddy how's it going i don't really want to talk oh come on you see the sports like i'm going to see my girlfriend in the hospital she may have had a stroke hmm i don't want to i don't want to chat with you about football man yeah it's pretty how about

that pretty to the point you know and for anybody worrying that was ages ago that was the last time pages in the hospital that is not new but you can keep using that one yeah i can yeah what's what's to stop me could it be the fact that your destination is game stop you know what you know what you're right when you're getting an uber and the destination is the hospital or you're being picked up at the hospital how appropriate is hey man how's it going like shit yeah how do you think it's going yeah yeah make that call make that call like how good unless i'm walking out with a baby how good could it possibly be that i'm going to the hospital you know heading out i mean heading

out to the to the boxing gym usually results in a conversation about that yeah you know oh you go about about pop up yeah but anyway you can you can pick you can pick the right excuse uh uh correlated with your destination she had a stroke at the game stop yeah i gotta go get that i gotta get my free area free uh girl she's really sad in the hospital she needs her pre-order of of um of galgun power to the players um boolean congrats you put it together in my mind i didn't even realize that the start of the conversation is like extra crazy like hey man how's it going it's like this is labeled emergency room what do you what do you what do you think the tone is gonna be in this fucking discussion

like yeah so you know i i get i get the rude part of it but like i don't care i i mostly want silence so i'm going to you know what you know what fine it's a little rude add a three dollar surcharge to hit that do that yeah yeah okay i see you i see you right i see you like and it is saying listen i i guess i'll be i guess i'm a little bit of a dick but i will i will pay for that and and you know what i would probably be the pushback on that that's actually really hurtful that people would pay an extra couple dollars just to avoid saying anything at all at all at all at all at all if you were me you wouldn't think so you know this is a battle of the extroverts versus the introverts yeah well hey you want the battle

of the extroverts so you just heard me describing how the way if the waiter starts to ask me about my day i start to die you know who doesn't feel that way page page makes friends with every waiter we've ever met she's overjoyed to see them hey how are you doing she remembers who they all are she's small town america she's small town america she's like oh that's how's the fish do you really like the fish on this menu i don't know about it and i'm like crying inside next to her and the worst part about that is that if i'm eating by myself yeah and i'm like hey man i'm busy with like what is that like two seconds right but now i have to be in it because if i don't i look like a fucking asshole like if you're the person who just doesn't want to be part of the conversation

all the conversation happens you look like a fucking psychopath you look like an anti-social loner i usually serve it back to my pre-selected choices on the menu yeah so we can speed that process up it's like yeah i don't want to y'all in town for some kind of tournament yeah yes yeah oh them joysticks i i think my americans american servers tend to really want to chat it up for whatever reason did you win i want some and then i lost some well you know where are you coming from well now it is very friendly and don't don't think anybody who works in the service industry that it's not appreciated i do appreciate it i just need you to stop i maybe don't need like it sounds like you need like you need zero i can do with a little bit

for certain but um i can do with a little yeah there's a point there's a point and this is probably the most like this is a neat ass conversation we're having right now yeah it is pretty cool don't don't get it twisted yeah this is the most fucking yeah because we segued from getting food delivered to us so that we don't have to go to the restaurant this is how we don't want to talk to the people in the restaurant this is proper anti-social cast right now yeah a little bit don't fucking think it's normal because it ain't um but i will say this if i'm going to like a small like mom and pop joint or like a really kind of you know comfy restaurant that's not like a gigantic fucking thing yeah um i'm probably more in that mood and more exciting oh the fucking

tie place i used to go to all the time at work i know the owner i know his wife i know his kid it's oh hey jimmy what's going on how's the how's the kid how's he ever give you an extra role or occasionally i guess maybe oh that's nice the number one thing that he did is he would lean over and say give me the actual spicy one okay because if i ordered and he wasn't there they look at me and they go okay he said spicy what he means is bitch so we're gonna give him the bitch food i mean look at you so bitch when uh my color of bitch my old roommate's dad worked at a restaurant and like when he'd see me and i i love the uh the chinese fried steak and like he'd load the box up and i was like is this what it's like to be in it is when you're in with the chinese

restaurant yeah fuck it's nice it was so i would go out of my way to go to that one yeah because he would do the hookup and it was dope it was so nice and um i just can't help but be reminded of you know it was a double patrice reference but like he has that crazy ass story about how he's just like like i've been going to the same chinese food place for 15 years and you can't give me one extra egg roll you can't do one thing and it's like they know everything about me they have my social insurance number they can't give me one thing not one piece of like just hey man hey you know i see you you see me we nothing never so it was nice to be in at least temporarily you know i wonder if i saw him now if that would still happen i don't imagine so i saw jimmy not paying

the rent anymore a couple weeks ago i was like oh hey how you doing how'd that youtube thing go i'm like oh yeah it has been a while hasn't it like oh yeah it went great it's my job now i it's been years and years and years yesterday yesterday i ran into a person i haven't seen in 12 years yeah and they're just like yeah literally yeah you're you're starting out that that internet stuff you know what's happening with that like well well funny story it's a stupid career but it's a career what you do with your week man you do you did the tournament you did a tournament i did okay um and besides that so we're we're good to go now yeah are we good to go okay just checking i think we've made up for the fact that it's been a short time between this podcast and the last one by

faffing about a bunch of bullshit for two straight hours it's proper weird proper weird the value has been obtained because honestly my week was really short uh i'm gonna take a bunch of time off i took the time off early a few days ago and i'm taking this week off uh because i'm tired i was streaming like six days a week for like a month because of the fucking release schedule i like that people are calling the evergreen and now i'm like i'm just tired like i'm just i'm just exhausted you know when you go to sleep and you wake up and you're tired um it's just blah so i play codename you play codename i play codename talk to me about codename i played played the codename um it's weird isn't it yeah so that character creator is both in depth and limited at the same

time the face options and the body options are like hilariously limited it's wild you have to be a pretty life anime person with like and if you play as a girl young you can have big tits or fucking fucking big tits that's it you have to be young you have to be 16 or or probably younger and uh the hair options in fact this game does something i've this this is the game does something that uh i've seen for the first time where you get to a screen something somewhere like hair and it seems like there's infinite choices but there's actually like anime 30 or 20 yeah but they're multiplied left right and then slightly shorter and then slightly longer yeah so there's like four times the actual amount because they just flip and invert i couldn't believe there isn't an

actual real short hair option yeah not even like bald you can't go bald not not even bald i'm not even talking bald like i'm talking like buzz not even buzz there's not even short hair like the hair length that i have now is not available because when you put the hat on it clips horribly even through the shortest hairstyle you gotta you gotta have cool teen bangs you have to yeah um the so the things that would just be like put the hair on and then adjust its orientation yeah you know now those are all like expanded into their own slots yeah or rotations of like that that part's crazy right uh eyebrows so you know the the billion eyebrows yeah it acts same thing it's like it's actually just three lengths of the same eyebrow and then three positions of the same eyebrow

and you're just multiplying all of them once you go down that list so you're like it's it is it is pretty um it is pretty limited in some ways but then in depth in some others for the accessories and shit and of course the look you have under your armor you're barely ever gonna see it unless yeah on the chest part yeah unless you're back at the the lobby you know what not so you're back at louis's vampire pad so you so for example there's like yo there's like eight dreadlock styles and it's like no actually there's two with all the the multiplications of them and one of them is like like tied back um uh i forgot her name from from um whatever anyway one of them is just tied back with like little dreads poking out the back in a ponytail and the other

one is like static shock yeah so there was nothing like this or whatever and then i was like okay um but game itself so uh i didn't quite get the gist of like the whole uh mana recovery system like so you have that attack button right for a slow big hit big hit that steals the drains yeah it drains right and if you kill something with it your maximum goes up goes up and uh if you hit anything at all you will regain uh some of that as well so it makes me wonder like because the maximum goes up when you kill with it should i be trying to kill everything with this every single time to get the most maximum on my spells it resets when you go to uh sit down at a bonfire okay so it's not permanent that's a temp okay but and the parry i don't know if you did the parry

but the parry's like an instant kill yeah it also does that the parry does it um and the parry's not a parry eh it's um okay no it is a parry but it's like delayed yeah there's a startup and then there's a window it's actually very similar to um Dark Souls one timing just for the really long window the window's really long because the one i'm used to is the arm swing going uh yeah right and this in this case it's like the tentacles come out and then it's different for all of them some of the parries are easier okay than others the active window was really late on the one that i that i saw and i was like oh that's gonna take a second because those swing is coming and you have to be already coming like you have to catch the swing basically you know you really have to prep it

ideally you want your your active state to be out and then the thing to hit you you don't want to time them simultaneously so i but i so i was running into a little bit of confusion with like should i be backing off to try and kill this with the drain you know um then uh but the veil thing is like yeah it's like you put a different veil on a blood veil cloak yeah and that gives you a different maness drainer yeah you know um and then you just hit start and you were like i want to be a magic now so your aesthetics are just going to be changing every two seconds in this game right you're never going to look the same from moment to moment um the class switching being so like literally pause and change class it's trivial it's so it's weird it is very weird and it's different

and here's the thing i was going to not like it because there was so few classes to choose from from but the fact that you hot switch means well also then you play for an hour and you have like nine okay there i think there's like 30 40 of them so that's the thing that yeah like that's a thing where like i would say limiting my classes so that i can't pick one from the get go that that first pit is the tutorial essentially right and then afterwards when you like not only do you start to get them but it's like oh yeah and then you switch back and forth like oh okay like these are mega man abilities kind of and then you're like oh i i stayed as as the heavy for a while so then i got the the better block that i can slot into most of the physical classes and stuff like

and there's that whole yeah thing so no i think i think the fact that you're expected to fly around the class uh thing is really interesting you're expected to go through them and max them all out and then fast and then build you know take something as a base yes and then build your own ship which is interesting it's also means each one is like more shallow right each one only has a handful of abilities in them you're not going to go super in depth and they each have preferred weapon types it's a unique way to approach classes um it probably adds more fun for like your first playthrough having variety but then you're not going to necessarily you'll never want to do a second playthrough because you'll just go back to a character that doesn't have any moves yeah

that's you know so you kind of you don't have a reason to go now they have new game plus and they do have an end game kind of thing where it's like randomized dungeons so i i don't think it's the kind of game where you'll restart and then you know do it it's like no just keep going yeah but when you put classes on a character that are effectively style switches yeah um it makes it like you're probably gonna get through that game not really needing to you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna get the variety you want out of the first playthrough and they also did the thing where did you get to the point where you got lewis's blood code uh i got i i'll tell you what i did i uh i got to yeah i basically i got to the church okay so he gives you his blood code and you load

it up there's a couple abilities it's like 100 200 500 and then there's like one that's like 64 000 and another that's like 32 000 and you look at them and those abilities are fucking crazy and he does them when he's with you but you can't do them right away and you're like okay and then basically after the you know the first five that you get you can max them all out real quick but then after that every single one is like no you're supposed to switch to this one level up all the early ones switch to the next one level up all the early ones because it would take you like 10 hours of grinding early enemies to get that one ability uh backstabs it was weird because i'd like do i have to like watch the whole thing but fuck this monster to get it to not

activate exactly because i was standing there's i was one foot step away from the big guy yeah and it was like no that was there's a little red circle that appears on their target i was looking for something and i would you lock onto them i think you might have to be locked on i was looking for uh and a little red circle appears around their thing you know it's like a little yellow like kind of tan thing uh red one because you can also can't we can't run up to it you got a soft walk yeah right so i was kind of going like ah what is going on with that um but yeah everything felt pretty you know pretty familiar otherwise i remember like from the first um the first demo it felt to me honestly like it was the demo was harder probably was it felt like the demo was

harder when i in that first boss area it probably had the issue with the weebs were like uh animes like i did i did the boss in two tries this time around and like that demo i remember i took a couple cracks at it you know the uh the the partners they give you are really strong it's like embarrassing how strong they are sometimes in fact they get kills before i get a chance to a bunch of times when i'm like no wait i'll let's go down calm down do you mean louis i don't care yeah well my chat was all my a lot of people care yeah like louis louis he okay listen he's an english guy his name is spelled l o u i s if his name was louis would have an e if he was french it would have an s it would have an s and whatever but he's not

i guess he's french it's his name's louis i guess he's french yeah i you know you know how it you know how it go we do we do the words louis we also live in a french place i do live in a french place we live in the french place yeah suck at france you didn't it's not yours anymore and we're we're also talking to people who live in a place that's named for french things but they're not pronounced oh that's very funny there's no we just don't that's funny we don't do that can somebody explain to me what the fuck is the deal with war chester and wooster what the fuck happened there what the i remember every time rawr smackdown would go to wooster massachusetts i always get super fucking pissed off because it'd be written war chester so it's wooster what the fuck is that

that's stupid what's that place in ontario um um what the fuck is it is it barry how do you hey babe what's is it barry in ontario barry barry barry ontario take a guess at how you spell barry ontario be i r r e y how do you spell barry ontario barry that's like let's took pronunciation french shit that's hilarious that's how it be that's not right well too bad everyone calls it that that's what it's called i hate it and if you if you go on your instincts you're wrong i hate it it's why i i i whenever

people write a vangelly on whenever i say it like that it's because i grew up in a world where evangelize was used every single saturday the word evangelize don't you mean sunday no i mean saturday the seventh day to keep it holy six days shout thou labor and do all thy work but the sunday is the the lord thy god sunday is the day thou shall not do any work thou nor thy man servant nor thy maid servant nor thy cattle nor the stranger within thy gates seventh day are you okay you having a flashback is is god okay no he's tired i'd be tired too if you went on your instincts your instincts were wrong dammit you didn't lock the mix up guess i got blown up you got blown up damn it turns out it was a touch of death buddy

darn it yeah so so how do you like code vein i think um that's something you actually didn't mention once in that whole talk it's going to depend on whether or not i get um whether or not i get uh the classes that would have that i want yeah that makes sense right they varied because i'm because the first three classes i didn't want them i'm like i don't want to be a fighter i don't want to be a ranger i don't want to be a caster oh then what do you want to be i was i was like i probably want to be a heavy the or maybe like a cleric i don't know i wanted to see what are my options the one you get from uh oliver is you get a berserker is a heavy you get a berserker and i was like okay cool that did you crack up when the first boss in the game in this anime

game is oliver collins i mean of course because it's fucking hilarious yeah and then they're just like you know it's your friend oh no and then um whatever her name is titty maid is hanging around and she's all doing the magic i'd litter okay you know what just happened to me i i looked down i'm thinking what's her name her name her what's her name tits chest beefers like i um uh boobs uh i i yo yo and there's and the the she's wearing this religious garb but the rips are in the exact place that like someone at a punk show yeah and you're like don't rip yo don't breathe too hard you're gonna burst that shit yeah yeah you can like like you can like take a take a blood drop and just put it right there and it would just sit right there it would sit right

there not moving i don't know if those are white tattoos or like some kind of advanced form of garter on her legs but anyway um yeah i could definitely i was like i i need to you know uh uh get a little bit more in there but i feel as if um the the combat you know felt felt all right um i once i got the scorpion tail blood veil yeah that thinks that's when i was using i was feeling that a lot more i like that i really enjoyed it um it was weird that your total weapon weight was based on the single thing you had equipped not the total the everything you have it tries a lot of new stuff that threw me for a loop so the most so basically you can have a pipe and then axe out and then you can switch to the pipe do a dodge and then switch back to the axe

and the and the actual weight of that depends on the combination of the heaviness of the item and its interaction with your current class yes exactly which is even weirder so some classes will allow you to have an extra like a super dash yeah so the exactly so you you use you use um like fighter or like a class that takes a lot of weight and then you put a pipe on and you get the fast roll yeah right which is yeah the super dash basically and uh then you can just switch back to an axe and get a normal one and i'm just like how is this not counting everything you have equipped because we're not going by those old rules man yeah yeah so it's and then the other thing what i didn't like is every time you switch class you have to re-equip

all your bar yeah you only have to do that once though um that that was because you got to customize it man and then you choose yes yeah all your the more classes you like that that'd be something that would be very annoying in the early game and i was annoyed by it as well yeah but once you have like 50 unlocked passives and only four slots yeah yeah i actually don't want them to all stay i want to be well at that point then put your classes on a weapon wheel yeah the weapon wheel would be too big it would be but you're and you're switching to a different spell load out on each one of those things yes a lot you know i feel like they want you to do it like at base and then go out but you don't do it at base so you do whatever you want yeah and you pause quote unquote but the game's not

stopped it's you do a soul's pause right yeah um anyway yeah you know like the touch was the touch was fine the the the absolute break in like yeah going from soul's game into the onsen and then listening to the the the modern licensed music the copyrights your shit yep the rock shit which i had to yeah we had to deal with that that's super weird in the jukebox um and then like the car fucking lowrider or whatever it was you know i'm like this is why is everything a destroyed rubble the hellscape but this place is so chill because the aesthetic is off it's a church with a bar in it man man that's good i was like is this a bar inside a church yeah man i drink dev rests right well it was wine after all every day is dev rest for vampires

um and yeah the evil voice calls out to you and um makes your you know makes your hair change color and stuff yeah and uh the eyes glow yeah i remember i was pointing out i was just like i was thinking like i was like you know what if something powered up powered you up but it wasn't your eyes or your hair that got affected because we think eyes and hair are cool yeah so that's what always transforms but what if it was like what if it was a toenails what if it was a simple y symbol of light on your hand between your middle finger and your index finger what if it was your belly button i mean that's steven universe and i just described dragon's dog man what if it was your nipples that would be i know that's a thing what if it was your nose hair that's gotta be

like a bobo bobo bobo bobo kill a kill i don't remember that does that happen glowing nipples totally oh yeah totally see there we go there yeah knew this to be so so yeah i was like i was like what if it was not the the cool part of your face how would you feel about that what if your teeth started glowing i'd hate it i wouldn't like that i'd hate it if super sane was just your teeth now glow all the enamel on your body your teeth and your nails just start shooting out no i don't like that i fucking hate it cursed get this fucking steel ball run shit out of here you don't have control over how power manifests oh get out of here why why do you think why do you think power will manifest in such a way that's aesthetically pleasing fucking rip your your your nail off

and fling it like a weapon that's terrible johnny i don't like it it's all right it's but then it becomes cool it's still gross it's never gonna not be gross it becomes awesomely gross yeah now spin your toenails weirdo it's all about the rotation so anyway um code vein um is yeah i'd call it interesting yeah it's it's it is certainly not built or rather like gameplay gameplay is is seems fine um curious to see more weapon types as well lance was uh not lance um bayonet was an unexpected weapon i didn't really know you're not wrong a bayonet is just a lance yeah just a spear but it shoots right which is a nice bonus it's a night yeah um which is a yeah unexpected weapon type there so that was like something that they front

loaded to be like oh yeah this is not a type that you used to yeah you know um but yeah man it really does feel like that that tofu flavor has had the souls sprinkling put onto it as opposed to the other way around so yeah it feels anime game with souls in it rather than a souls game done anime yes and the fact that i you meet a bunch of like cool buddies to hang out with at the at the church meet the fan art brigade that draw a pornography of them i can feel what i didn't see yet which is as i go further into the game and meet new like battle buddies they're gonna come out and hang out at the bar yeah sit on the bed and be attracted lounge in the in the couch and if you give your friends the right gifts friends that don't actually come out to the bath house right now

will come out to the bath house later there you go that's a mechanic there you go social friend get everybody out there social links and everything no it's just whether or not they go to the on-center not man western games are still trying to figure that out huh yeah like i guess the buyer aware stuff is yeah the closest but it's just give gifts get waifu but that's what it always is yeah say right thing select dialogue tree put your points into conversation yeah right do that do you have enough proficiency have a charisma stat high enough to to manage you're not even allowed to talk to her without high enough courage yeah are we talking about a game now at first i was talking

about mass effect but then i switched over to mekoto ew you can't talk to her without good do anyway makoto is the diet Pepsi of mijima's i drink a lot of diet Pepsi coke zero is actually well no haru is the coke zero did you see

as we get into the news that i love how you just aggressively didn't let me talk about my week at this point you fucking deserve it oh come on i was waiting all week to talk to you about destiny now destiny news you're so excited that's not really news but uh they they put an expansion out and it's good there's uh some interesting things they did with the they did something really interesting so everybody does a battle pass now and you

saw that destiny's now free it's free to play it does a similar kind of thing where the first year the game is free and then you buy expansions but otherwise it's free to play no subscription it's using the controversial buy to play model sorry free to start model but it also has um when you buy the the the the upcoming season or whatever the fuck it is for the expansion it comes with what is essentially it well let me see if you remember or can catch on it's a 100 level progression system that will give you tiered rewards at every step throughout the 80 day season or whatever so yeah it's about

pass but what they did was kind of geniously nefarious in that they're like we know this is a new thing for destiny players so here the season of the endying which is what it's called both tiers are free for everyone but what we spread it we split it up so that you would see what you would get in the free tier and you would see what you would get in the paid tier and boy do you get a million times better shit in the paid tier so what it is doing is literally the first hit is free hey everyone look you got all these cool cosmetics you got all these cool things you got all these material bonuses next season wouldn't you like that to continue yes there's a bit of a kerfuffle because cosmetics are a big deal in that kind of game

because you know your people see your character and the coolest looking thing in the entire game is a reward from that battle pass and the raid armor that is super hard to get is a reskin of armor from like two years ago is the season free or the game free the game oh god it's it's actually kind of confusing the game it's called year one or new light or whatever so back in the day when you used to buy destiny 2 and the first expansion cursive osiris and the second expansion war mine those are all free completely 100 free everything in them free free all the locations that have ever been added to the game can be traveled to and are free but the items that are in the second year of stuff and the third year of stuff now as well as all the seasonal events

are not free so do people who bought it feel fucked over or not oh yeah tons of people every time a game goes free to play like this people go where's my money back and then they go no you you bought a we said hey do you want a retail game and you said yeah and then you bought it like it's it's it's the same thing every time um i was talking to uh one of the artists that follow us got named shocks and draw uh he hopped in on the new experience and he's like dude this shit is fucking confusing because you load into the the the social space like the very you know the the whatever and it goes hey do you want to play the free stuff go over here and talk to this person and they're like just quests from a list but the state of the universe is current

so he walked by a character and they're like i can't believe kade is dead no like the first thing they heard in the game and they're like huh who and then they go do mission one of the new experience and kade's there he's like i'm a sassy robot i'm gonna be here forever and it's like that's weird that's really bizarre that's that's no good um as for the new content it's really good it's really interesting bungee does a lot of cool stuff with ominous geometric shapes by the way another game with an ominous evil black pyramid in the distance is it upside down it is not upside down it is in fact right side up not a scary it's way bigger than the other one though not a scary it's really big and also it has ghosts see but originally the premise was the traveler

yeah so which is a sphere yeah it's a white sphere which is also creepy yeah but but friendly yeah the spheres are nice right and so instead you have the evil black triangle which is oh that's mean i mean tell that to zero two but you know anyway okay there i got it that took me a second not the ava not the character from that fucking ass mecca show okay well now i'm confused again kirby what kirby what's zero two kirby kirby has a character named zero two it's a villain that could you really think i would know that it's a sphere ddd is the villain of kirby he's a penguin and he wants to steal kirby with his Texan accent he's a friend actually no he's the villain i saw kirby right back at you no he's the self-proclaimed king of dreamland but he's

actually a good person i don't think you know what you're talking about kirby you're right barely kirby's dead now kirby's always has been dead no i mean like the guy kirby and nintendo is dead oh yes the the lawyer yeah but kirby is also a dead being but he also has never quite been alive oh it's that it's that then learn the lore all right uh yeah the new uh the new seasonal event they have called the vex offensive is really fun i got outrageously lucky and got all four of the weapons with perfect rolls so i'm very happy um the moon's a really cool location it's extremely haunted that's a good game it's fun good time oh now move off of this so that will he may stay awake i'm curious to know how many people uh they get a lot a lot it's the second

or third most played game on steam right now wow steam spicy it kind of crashed okay it was really fucky day one because they had like 200 250 000 people on it and i it was very clear they did not expect to can you survive the influx is always the question yeah it was it was way higher than they expected so a lot of people were down with destiny they just didn't want to pay for it or they didn't like blizzard or they didn't want to whatever blizzard blizzard launcher it's on steam now because they they split from activision oh so the the they went free to play they did the new type of expansion they did the new type of monetization and they moved to steam all on the same day but blizzard is battle night yeah and they were on battle net okay oh and now they're on steam

and the fun part is that the load times are now like 10 times better because the servers they're using aren't the dog shit ones that activision wow you get an upgrade just for switching just for switching over and guess what it's not just the pc players the ps4 and xbox players are also saying like yeah load times are way faster because the networking is improved activision sucks ass dude the instant that breakup was announced that game just fucking 180 into being really good it's like it's almost as if the people that care the most about the product are the people who made it almost almost maybe there's blizzard sucks now overwatch is a thing overwatch is a pornography vehicle there's a game attached to it is there is there

okay counterpoint new characters counterpoint new characters cosplay counterpoint cosplay they know what they're doing they do know what they're doing um the uh the switch version the story came out it's not gonna have cross play so that's unsurprising yeah you're gonna have pointer play you can't have pointer play and cross play at the same time it's crazy uh so i was going to say that um oh i'm sorry i interrupted you with my week no no by the way it's no streams this week i'm tired i'm gonna nap

i'll see you next week okay well um if you want to check out uh code vein or if you want to check out uh so i'm getting to fighting games with uh sonic smackdown are the stream this week we're gonna be probably taking a look at the original marvel the original fast paced fighter visav aka vampire savior darkstalkers um i'm gonna be doing that with estabah this week on getting to fighting games so that should be a good time uh like i said code vein coming up uh astral chain continues uh boy did i really enjoy turning around during the rain and walking backwards and going and having that optional boss fight oh you found it god i'm so glad that because i i was streaming it and and like my chat did something that's like kind of rare where it's not like one

guy yelling it's like the whole gang is just screaming turn around go the other way the problem is you make it to the rooftop and then you i thought it was the rooftop but it's not you have to cross the gap yeah but i didn't quite can't i didn't see the gap so i ran around for a little bit yeah but then eventually like and then you get across and then the frame rate dies eventually i saw the platforms and made it over and it was so as soon as you started so for people at home as soon as willy started playing astral chain i sent him a big message this is okay on this mission when you have to chase a guy don't chase that guy yeah go the other way because that is out of all the like the hidden verse kind of thing that's probably the best one it's really up

there the game is really a fan of like things are calm no they're not they're calm again haha i tricked you mm-hmm mm-hmm like i wonder if this like peaceful like environment full of poor but happy people yeah will continue to exist in solidarity and peace uh oh did you get to the end of that level yes i did oh you saw him then bloods blood blood blood oh man blood walk blood walk blood walk oh man fuck the crypts oh it's so good uh red cop is the best did you say him no i said it's so good okay red cop is the shit red cop is fucking red cop dude when you beat the game there'll be an extra challenge mission you can do to get it red cop rides for the west coast red yeah uh so what are we talking about we're talking about red cop idiot

i mean there's two colors on a police siren not siren whatever it is what do you call the light the wee woo machine is there a name for the light police light police what no the siren is the noise yeah sirens the wee woos what's the what's the light called as we stall for time we slight hoping that someone will tell us what's the police strobe it's is it a cherry lights strobe i guess they're straight it's the wee woo machine i guess it's a strobe oh by the way my i thought a strobe was like flat like on off on off on off on off on off yeah maybe i didn't think i wrote i i want to ruin your brain with this somebody came up with the idea during one of my streams that if if um if your stands sorry if your legions are stands and you're the cops that means that instead of

aura aura aura you should actually be going like wee woo wee woo wee woo like the siren we woo i thought that was going a much darker place but where what we'll leave it alone are you doing your slavery shit again in that that's a that's a part of it and then because i saw i saw somebody go there's there's well written well structured joke woolly goes slavery like we's yeah and it's too layered because there's the slave there's the slave slaver cop and then there's the people that are the target of the cops aggression yeah and then you can just attack that shit from four dimensions you can you can play four

d chess with the comedy on that one it's not comfortable that game's incredible it's really good it's really good and i think the combat's finally starting to click you get more moves and you get more stuff yeah i i had to make a couple of mental adjustments um because i just had some bad habits where i was really like basically i'd be trying to i was here's what i was doing right i'm worried about where the where the legion is i'm worried about dodging the attack that's coming at me because your combos don't stagger the enemies yeah i was worried about where the next sink was going to be yeah and i'm looking at my cooldowns oh that's way too many things and i'm so i'm spamming the button for a cooldown ability that's not really that's not

back yet yeah and i'm like ah where is it going and then my lock breaks yeah right and i don't know if there's something to that but is there like oh i didn't i found my lock on almost never broke my lock breaks constantly and i guess it's must probably because i'm hitting the the button probably but i was looking at all those things and just going no ignore it basically the way that i use the uh the abilities as like combo enders and they would always be back up oh i used them as combo starters or like setups depending on the one right like axes i use as combo starters right but then i'll use it as a combo start and then i'll be just done and i will focus nearly entirely on me and legion doing the sink attack stuff and then dodging if need be because shit happen yeah

because it's weird because the game like the the amount of moves you start with at the real gameplay and the amount of moves you end the game with at the end per legion is actually pretty close but it's just having the two characters yeah there's a lot going on all the time also like i decided to start playing defensively which takes longer but you get your perfect calls out of it yeah because like perfect calls are crazy they're amazing yeah and you can build you can build them to be stronger but like the thing with um a game like this is when a bunch of enemies show up and start attacking you your instinct is to just power up and rush in yeah but like you can get surrounded or whatnot but like in these in this case it's almost like no no no turn the legion off

and then get another perfect so by the end of the game i've gotten to the point where if i saw wind ups i was turning the legion off to get the perfect call on the wind up yeah which is like so yeah yeah that's that's the final step on it so my combat is still messy but like i did mentally like try to reprioritize stuff and i noticed an improvement it's messy as shit and it's also not directly applicable to any of the other character action games that we are used to also when you're in a fight with a bunch of grunts uh and and then like a heavy grind or two and then like a gunner yeah like it's just a shit show man oh yeah so get in there and roll around in the shit it's just a shit you're gonna roll like an idiot try to slash the link and then there is

a reason why the game does not need you to not take damage to get perfect rankings because you're gonna take damage you're gonna heal up yeah yeah and healing healing is everywhere well i died for the first time yeah the other day and i was like oh shit i've never died before right so no matter like at the end of the day no matter how shitty it was i'm like i i didn't i've never saw what it's like when you lose a life and then i finally happened i was like oh you have four other hearts yeah there's no penalty yeah you get back up in the middle of the fight it's completely fine and i was like okay well whatever it's not a big deal i mean i'm still gonna continue doing what i you know whatever but like uh i don't want to die but like there is almost no penalty

which i'm really surprised by you know um yeah i don't know that game's good yeah my combat my like i feel i like like that's always something that i kind of like uh whatever it doesn't matter not gonna fucking never mind um all right let's get some of this shit out here hey it's the news so yeah it all it was happy sunday everyone all it was was just the fact that uh p5 royal has been doing all their announcements looks like it'll be march and uh they had one of the latest was a new feature a new mode entirely uh called my palace yeah where you customize your palace and you can fight the p3 and p4 protagonists who look chill as fuck uh and then you can also put shit in the palace and you can play as other characters what's kind of crazy however

is the concept of your main character having a palace which to me implies that they have to have some sort of fucked up delusion for any of this to make sense there's a really uh do you ever see the p4 anime no there was a really cool moment in two episodes in which they diverged from the game uh significantly and gave you a shadow okay and what what would that be and this kind of reminds me of that it's just weird you know to think like i mean obviously like like that's the least canon thing in the world obviously but just the idea that it's like oh yeah we're we got to shut these other people down because they have these palaces of delusion yeah but yours is totally cool though listen and here's all the cool things

we put up in it everybody has a palace do they yes i thought the whole thing was that you can search and not everyone has a palace no only the worst people everybody has a palace what is that shit you just played get that out of here more gonna turn that off i thought part of the whole point was that not everyone has a palace no everybody has it no they don't no they specifically don't no that's fine no literally the story well you do no the story you do though literally there are no palaces for some characters they search and can't find any akira doesn't pay us taxes you know our commies are weirdo you know our commerce is fucking weirdo he has a palace

like uh everyone else minato is a fucking bitch and that he's a emo kid and then you is a fucking weirdo sex fiend and then akira is like he loves crime um everyone doesn't have a palace because everyone has mementos oh yeah that's true yeah you think it's awkward at the at the the the fucking um yasugami high reunion when they all show up and they all have gray haired little toddlers is that how it went down canonically and they're like out in the boonies we don't really believe in protection so you know

anyway awkward um speaking of awkward wrap your dick up or be smart you know people at home who are listening to the audio version can't see the quizzical look on my face i mean are you telling people not to wrap their dick up i'm saying it like it depends like on the context in person and everything and such as a general piece of advice in general you should wrap your dick up in general yes if you're if you're in high school yes if you're in high school and you're

slaying it around woolly says to not wrap your dick up i'm i'm saying it's not what i said we want that dick unwrapped if you're at the high school if you're in a relationship and your concerns are very targeted and specific yes you might not need to you might be okay but for your early life okay well then get qualified we were talking about persona characters woolly as if that was really applicable to you at high school yeah it was not it was a fuck off with that wrap my dick up and then just look at my wrapped dick and just stare at it where is that going back in your pants it's going nowhere idiot but just keep it ready just in case pre-wrapped yeah for nothing fucking worthless

can waste the plastic yeah speaking of wrapping it up let's wrap it up hey that's good see that's good i like that all right look a couple things happened i'm just kidding guys never use a rubber that's terrible just if you're gonna catch it you're gonna catch it just catch it just get it spread it around if you're in high school uh birth rates going down whatever it'll be fine you should be aware that you know you don't want to be on one of them mtv shows i don't know that's how people get rich and famous right you get on the mtv show

because you didn't wrap it up yeah wrapping it up socks man it's i was wondering which one of us was gonna crack it sucks dude i was i was going with it's like it's fucking terrible it's the worst thing ever did you hit i fucking hate it did you hit the point in your life it's so bad did you hit the point it's so bad at what point at what age were you oh i hate it so much at what age were you that you were single right and you were like i swear to god i have to have a committed relationship because if i have to wrap it up i'd rather leave it at the door i'd rather i'd rather go home then put this shit in fuck out of here with terrible just terrible you ever have those moments

where you're like this is a scary conversation but it's so bad it's so bad that you're like lamb skin huh oh no no i have not no i have not no i wonder no that's i wonder if i have not that has not occurred no never wonder if there's anything to the lamb skin that's terrible that's just i can't believe that you might as well fuck a sheep you might like i can't believe that's a thing that's crazy that's like a christian thing or something no it's this it's an old type it's an old old type of condom i don't know man like they actually make it so that uh so it's just like it's beyond insane it's just no it's like listen i if we're gonna do this i doubt we'll just deal with it later it's garbage this and and and yes kids be responsible but know how much it sucks

this is the problem about informing the youth about responsibility is that responsibility sucks yeah hey yeah wrap it up right wrap it up cool when's the last time you did that me yeah it's been a bit it's been uh it's been quite a bit i can't fuck you can't if you wrap it up not anymore i don't think actually you can't i might as well you know i feel like i just look at the little package and then you go to terror and it doesn't tear right and i'm just like you know i might as well just jam my genitals just back into my body you know what don't wrap it up wrapping it up sucks yeah and it's worthless fucking hate it just have sex in a pool you can't catch anything or get anyone pregnant in a pool the vacuum and and the

everything's yeah it just science works that way yeah totally i remember i okay this is gonna be somewhat personal so everybody get ready i remember getting sex ed in whatever grade it was right and they ever they tell you hey everybody put put a condom on your dick you don't want to knock up your your classmates because you're in grade six right that'd be fucked up but we know you're all a bunch of little fucking piece of shit degenerates biologically impossible no it's not there's record breakers it's bad i know so you gotta get them early so that they don't right and then you're like make sure to do this because there's diseases and then later as i grew up i learned hey why are there so many diseases is it because the generation before us we're like

the most irresponsible pieces of shit ever and spread all this garbage around yes thanks french guy from kebec thanks uh thanks uh woodstock thanks peace and love for ruining genitals for everyone forever right and then there was the point some point in high school where you're like well you know it could it could happen so i want to make sure i know what it's like when i the right so you you know you put the condom on to the seat you make sure you know how to do it right and then you're like this sucks you learn right away this sucks right away i bet this is terrible but i'm afraid of having children because i'm 15 so i'll keep some in my wallet just in case now that was a hilarious joke in and of itself because keeping them in your wallet is one of the worst

things you can do that's not really the joke but thank you i appreciate it right yeah um be responsible get into a long-term committed relationship in which you can have trust and love and then you can get rid of that plastic forever that's really the best bonus honestly bonus bonus you say ring goes on rap goes off uh the only thing more embarrassing than your your fucking grade six sex ed is uh getting it from reluctant christian parents oh no oh no you get two versions you get the first version which is the oh okay so so uh you you you know how this works right no you like you guys you know you have friends and think that's fucking up you guys have figured this out right you know what that kid on the

playground as t told you what's up that's fucked up because that's how because i i uh i mentioned it before but i wasn't stage up i took a human sexual uh behavior course right and the professor had the the box of questions yeah right and some of those questions were fucking terrifying yeah there was ones like can you get pregnant from sucking a dick yeah and it's like man someone failed you do someone did not tell you do you know the new box of questions uh is just called the google search bar yeah and you can type the beginning of the question then you get too much information like way and you can see what other people that are like 12 are searching for yeah like such as that you know so yeah you have the one reluctant side of just like oh god do we

have to do okay well whatever you have to do this how about this how about this you just uh there's stuff here's a paper let me know whatever you know super just it jesus christ and then the other version and then the second is like okay we have the box and if you have any questions you let me know the box is going to be over there the box doesn't and we'll address we'll address that household yeah well you know what who the fuck is how many people could possibly be asking questions that's you'd have to have like two or three brothers and sisters that are all pretty much the same age as you that's what happens when you take the social worker approach that is fucking worthless yeah so anyway eventually woolly did figure it out without that but that's

a session that's a meditation in cringe that's at an early age i got i got kind of lucky is like i got the speech at the school and then i came home and i was like is that for real and then i got the yeah yeah that's real don't worry about it you're uh you're young i was like okay your dad strikes me as the type that would just be like hey don't be an idiot i actually talked to my mom about it and then i'd be that my dad was uh i don't know seemed like he might not be the best role model for the conversation considering there was a period of dad's life of about eight years that was apparently so funny whenever him and mom would joke about it but then it would never come up in front of the kids and i'm like ha ha hey dad i remember as a kid being like ha ha what do you

mean you woke up on some guy's porch yeah on the west island yeah and he's like nothing yeah and it's just like okay my dad used to party super hard sure of course it's like yes do teach me about sex ed jamaican family with siblings i have not met you clearly know what you're doing go on kind of but do go on yeah about the the importance of well see if you really pay attention to your cycle you can always tell when it won't happen says woman with 10 kids you know when i was when i was uh down in jamaica the other day like the i finally heard some sort of semblance of an explanation which was hey man like like the hippie movement in america just caught on everywhere else around the world and free love was just like a thing that everyone

embraced without the information it was an exported culture so it's not our fault yeah that's not true well that's what that is not true that's some backwards rationalization that i that is a lie kind of first hand buddy that was a first hand lie it may have caught on with that person so yay for we're still in the news yeah sure when i played persona five i pretended that akira was like had syphilis and was giving it to everybody that high school student gave it to that doctor no the doctor gave it to the kid as a test and then he gave it to the school oh took persona five took place in tuskegee that's uh tuskegee sawn i don't know what's the location thing oopsie

hey resident evil is crossing over with monster hunter yeah that's weird misty's in it you see that okay you wouldn't see that one of the zombies in that art is the the the girl with short hair and a red crop top with the red top that girl that mid that zombie's name is misty who is she she is a zombie that is in raccoon city and is always always always there in all the art in the game yeah in re2 yeah she's a zombie she's the first female zombie you ever meet then uh in the gas station no no in the first game oh and she is also one of the zombie types that you see uh around oh there's there's there's like legacy zombies oh totally yeah the only one that i can think of that has a name is misty which is the the girl in crop top and like short hair

but hat zombie and that other guy yeah they're they're types are those booty shorts i guess so well anyway christen and um chris leon and claire are in iceborn yeah that's fucking weird not as weird as replacing the handler with mr x what the fuck are they doing never change that what are they doing they're doing what everyone wanted having him be a monster would be be like immersion breaking i don't know what you fought the ancient lesion from witcher three in that game like like would they ever put a monster that's not a monster as a monster ancient lesion is a man-shaped tree okay so yeah i don't know i don't know dude it shoots crows at you with magic mr x not being a thing to fight but instead being he's got his little book looking handler

and he's looking at the food and he's going wow that's right yeah see that's great the explosion see is that's perfect i can't believe capcom did this i love it and i guess all they're showing off with the zombie stuff is the emotes the zombie i'm not super sure uh it's i hope there's some kind of stupid quest event because like it shows a bunch of people zombie walking through the mist yeah and like then they go fight well anyway i don't know um video games are stupid man and then alongside this announcement was the other piece of news which was a little bit more of a bummer to me anyway they had that weapon contest oh yeah and it turns out that despite the fact that it got the most

votes in america uh the big cool punch fists did not win in fact it was the black eagle that won because the japanese votes uh were definitely more so in the the favor of the charge blade yeah so i was like damn that's not as fun because i want a big punch fist gun lance instead of what looks like a blizzard weapon yeah you never get what you want with these things have we not seen enough blizzard weapons no because it looks like a blizzard weapon yeah i know and it's it's pretty it's very pretty it's pretty yeah but it's like i'll do it i know i'm like we have mcdonald's at home that mc the wyvern ignition greatsword was the only one that ever got chosen that everyone went yeah no that was the one that was the one to pick are people just that boring yes yes they are

that's a shame that's a shame because instead of like oh cool it's like a damn what could have been yeah absolutely that that's the and that's like ah that takes a little bit of the you know the fun off of that and i say this as a person who loves the charge blade yeah it's cool it's a cool weapon it's you know it's just not as cool as a giant so luckily enough on the pc uh someone will get frustrated and just modeled eventually yeah yeah and then someone'll you know i'll modify that to be a big vibrating cock and that'll work too uh not a ton of news this week so whatever we can just you know yeah let's just hit emails um hey well if you wanted to play just one other thing oh one other thing worth oh no so you

know how spider-man's back in the mcu kind of they fixed it they fixed it but apparently the reason why they fixed it is because uh tommy holland called up bob iger himself who disney ceo got it and basically said yo fix this shit man like for real dog i'm spider-man and then he cried did he cry well bob said he did but then he was joking did bob cry where tom cried says tom cried on the phone but he was joking yeah but but tom holland fixed the relationship between marvel and uh sony that's the issue they've created for themselves with like these actors that are the characters and then the actors have all this power yeah and then basically they uh they went ah we gotta do it for peter that's fucking stupid let's call up sony and work this out is this whole

thing fake i don't think so because i i'm not hey the question is are our giant studios acting selfish and stupid yeah against what people would like to see yeah then i believe it yeah that's the more cromulent of the two you've been using cromulent a lot like the second time the second time is not a lot that's a lot it's one more than almost never and uh he posted that clip what would he post on instagram it was a clip from a movie it was a clip from wolf of wall street that's what it was that's what it was yeah i'm leaving i'm not going anywhere i can leave them i'm not leaving i'm not leaving yeah that was good that was good i like that i made it funny all right other stuff happened but who cares who cares it's sunday

you got two hours of aliens and your your fucking uncovered genitals um if you want to see a funny video go watch uh the video on youtube that is called using glitches and tricks to fly in goose game by desync oh man great great video there's all sorts of stupid shit you can do good job to desync that was super funny and uh if you played goose game there's a lot of good good dumb shit beyond the expected go watch that video it's very good it's very short it's six minutes good good good you see your time uh let's take some letters hey woolly if you want to send a letter to this here podcast where would you send that letter castle super beast mail at gmail.com yeah that's right it's castle super beast mail at gmail.com and you might have a letter sound like this

when woolly reads it out loud like this letter um hi i'm a mortal combat 11 player that plays Shao Kahn i tell my friends that the character is in garbo no hitable confirm hit confirming special cancelable mids his best attacks are highs which an mk lead to a 50 a 40 to 50 percent combo punish projectile that whiffs anywhere else but full screen being free to zoners nevertheless my friends say that he's god tier and they point out one example of one dude winning one tournament a xiao main and um he that guy won 40 percent of his matches is him and 60 percent is jacks uh then i point out uh that codle player being beating hiate and people think that codle still yeah people still think codles trash um uh there's a new patch yeah uh so my

question is what drives people to play up your character i feel that none of my none of my friends have experienced the pain of playing my character and they've never realized how hard it is to win with them your friends are assholes and they're salty because you beat them with that character so that character is broken uh i literally as someone who fought hiate with my with codle kahn yesterday i could say that uh uh yeah it didn't go for me like it did for that one guy on that one stream that time but uh yes when you here's the thing though you are skewed to thinking your character is worse than he is which is why people always ask for buffs because when you play your character you're going to feel your faults way more than other characters other people will because they're

just used to your strengths being a problem for them right it's much easier to notice your uh the bad things happening than the good things like you you know like you don't you don't feel like you're being robbed uh by like you feel like you're being robbed because you're seeing other characters do something that you can't do you don't feel like you're robbing someone but you don't feel like you're robbing someone else by using your advantages yeah you those become the norm those become the default and your losses stand out more so there's a little bit of that and a little bit of like your guy's so good with what he does and we can't beat him so we think he's stronger than he is and yeah that's that this whole game is based on like your opinion is

unfortunately not tied to having complete knowledge right you can have like the most basic understanding of the game and after 30 seconds of touching it you'll form an opinion about how good a character is and then that updates as you learn more but like there's nothing to stop you from feeling very strongly about a situation despite not knowing anything about it who friends are bitches and they are cowards and they are afraid of your character because they suck continue to flex on them you also might be skewed in your viewpoints of your characters plus shotgun is asked uh that one came in from crow thanks crow

jay me says they're superb east lords your discussion on homeopathy and chiropractors reminded me that my mom took me to see a psychic eye surgeon i had a bilateral vitreous detachment um the gooey shit in your eyeballs comes loose yeah voters on top of existing severe eye problems due to having a partial case of rubenstein tybee syndrome my mom freaked out after the optometrist said i had a high risk of retinal detachment and losing the side i had took me to a farmhouse in rural wales where i was ushered into a room by a nurse with an old man whose son claimed he was possessed by the spirit of a great surgeon of victorian times there were he said there were clots in my eyes and mimicked suturing in front of my

eyes i don't know how much my mom paid for the procedure quote unquote uh but my sight has not improved since then i still have floaters but i also still have my sight so it was either bullshit or an old guy used to stand to save my eyesight from degradation i'll let you be the judge it was complete fucking nonsense and your mother's irresponsible for bringing you there i concur you should go back to the optometrist by yourself particularly if you're an adult of legal age at this time and find out how much your mom paid yeah and then mock her dear boys jeff says hey jeff what up man are there any games that are amongst your favorite

of all time but you've only played once if so is it due to the lack of time to replay or something inherent in its design out of wilds i don't think i'll ever play again and that's gonna go down it's all my favorites uh i'll let you in on a secret a lot of games i really like i've only played once a lot of movies i like i've only watched once um the replaying thing is not a default for me yeah um in games that are especially like mainly impressive based on their narrative as opposed to their gameplay i'm much less inclined to go back through them um you know like i would i i could not ever imagine playing through like a mass effect a second time like i know there's so many different variations in how you can play yeah but that's that's the type of game where i'd be like

no i picked the ones that i liked out of the choices and it's not that much of a curiosity i'd rather just go see like what were the it's it's not even that it's just like i want to do it again because i enjoyed it yeah so that's what most people are yeah most people are that but i definitely don't have that as much um i'd be curious about the relationships you know like like persona and things like that but yeah i don't replay things uh very often like only game only a few things but um yeah most most things on my shelf are games but you replay fighting games all the time they're the same thing every 90 seconds i beat them every single time i play them it's crazy um never replayed mgs2 really yeah played it once

that's kind of shocking to me yeah that game's great i liked it i liked it i liked it it was good but i didn't i didn't pop it back in and do it again there's a lot of big things out there that i'm like yeah no i just like i played it i beat it it was that and then i did it you know um chrono trigger on the other hand gives you a massive incentive to to do that shit over again and again you know um this explains a lot this explains why making the number go up appeals to you not at all because you want a completely different experience per sit down essentially i like the time i would want to spend on the replay in a lot of cases is time i'd want to spend on a newer thing yeah you know um

i really liked re4 i didn't go through that a second time um and that yeah and it applies to movies and and like books and things like that as well yeah that's interesting because the only one i can think of right now is outer wilds but for me if i really enjoy something i will at some point down the line go back to it and like when it comes to like a like a book for example like i won't do a reread but i'll go back to certain chapters or moments or pages to like oh so me that's weird all right so i mean if it's something like where it's like visually super interesting i'd want to go back and see some of that stuff if i'm thinking about it but i'll i just set a book no so okay sorry like a manga or something like

like um i although i have i have like with an audiobook i have like replayed a chapter before but not but it's really rare huh interesting but yeah i'm just not one of the i'm not like i'm i'm obviously in this world of fandom yeah and i'm in there as a fucking weeb so i know i'm amongst people that like binge hard on a lot of things and go back in multiple times yeah but i've just never been that person interesting you know then how'd you know so much about Naruto i read the manga and then i watched it and that was it only the once yeah i thought you were watching it like every day i've i've i've read the manga once and i watched the show once

huh and that was the same story being told twice huh so interesting yeah call it what you will i consume the content and then i move on oh all right um watchmen for example i don't even have really a judgment here i'm just like yeah it's just different watchmen is an example of something where like uh i you'd i'd go back and i'd like look at the um like the newspaper sections right or like the um the the pirate story see watchmen's interesting because i read watchmen cover to cover twice in a row like i just immediately flip back to the first page and read over the whole thing again i'm not counting anything where i uh forgot what happened and i need to redo it right no yeah

so like saga for example i'm gonna need to start from scratch for sure because i just like you know it felt felt too far behind and forgot stuff but uh less yeah i've always been i've always felt out of place amongst friends that have been like yeah i've gone through this thing like 10 times well yeah most people if they they care not most people people amongst our like no i was gonna say something to most people oh okay most people if they say they really enjoy a movie or they really enjoy a book will periodically go back to it to re enjoy it yeah that is that is not our circle that is movie fans that is novel fan that's that's all media consumer no not all but most media consumers no there's stuff out there that like i thought i love that you would hear me say that

like yeah i really love that i thought that was very cool like my initial reaction to this is super toxic and i am holding it back because it's not correct right but like my initial is like well how big of a fan can you be of metal if you only played through two ones that seems ridiculous to me how do you even remember everything i don't ah and see that's the part where i start to go but but but but but and just to throw one more out there while i'm under the bus because people are absolutely gonna they don't come at me over it and that's fine but like major is mask i played it i played it when it if you want to feel better about that i don't like that game at all okay i played it when it came out and then i grabbed the remake i bought the remake

but i didn't get to i didn't get through it i think that game is annoying yeah so i gave that game three separate shots at different times in my life and just never could tolerate it cool so there you go i'm a fraud i hope you guys enjoy well we all knew it now we know it more i fucked that up and if you're in a particularly high tower of uh being an asshole about it then uh no not you not you no no not that now i understand your view towards resident evil why go back and play the old ones i'll just wait for them to get remade because why would you need to play it more than once well that's not true of no but that doesn't i understand why you'd replay it because i understand

why you'd replay devil may cry i understand like the games where it's like you can do a better run this time you know i mean uh frank west built it into the system um in dead rising right like the replay is part of that so i get that i don't know i'm talking about the old game versus the remake you would always go like why do i need to play the old one i could just play the new the new one but that's also part of me not being into the genre okay right i'm also not into survival horror but didn't you run like alien soldier like a dozen times alien soldier is not a survival horror game no no no i know it's not a survival horror but i'm like yeah that's a super short and crazy ass action in game where the gameplay is really really good and you can play it a lot

that that's that fits into something i feel like that fits into alien soldier is like devil may cry i feel like the more i talk to you over the years i understand less of what you actually like yeah we're just not in common in this regard okay which is also why i wouldn't when it i'm very confused when it's like hey woolly you're gonna do a shit storm and i'm like when have i been a part of shit storm i'm not this the survival horror guy yeah you know it's not me am i gonna do a shit storm like no there's no horror games on the on the fucking release calendar and also but you picked you picked a weird you picked a weird one there though because alien soldier is like a fast paced treasure action game yeah that has like see to me that's the kind of game

that i'm like once you did it you would be done with it no no you can you can and i find it interesting that you'd note that like the narrative games are the ones you release likely to go back to the narrative games are the ones a lot of people are most likely to go back to because they're the most similar to a book or a film or a comic or whatever yeah no for me it's more about like that boss fight and like fucking like doing a better player input to doing a better a better take on that boss fight right so you're chasing high scores irish all right i will play irish every version every incarnation every time and buy it every time to try and get that high score if i can that's weird

there's a huge part i should have said to me that's weird to me no but it's also to a lot of the people that like watch our stuff are like you i'm i'm definitely not the the the majority and some of these weirdos rewatch our content yeah thank you keep doing that but but seriously i don't get it but i was there so i guess anytime i would watch my own stuff i i'm rewatching it yeah and i just i know that i feel weird because i'm so i i all my friends most of my friends are like really hardcore like nerds that are into whatever yeah like i'm used unironic use of hardcore nerd but regardless but people are we're all into you know you don't have a lot of normie friends don't have a lot of normie friends yeah so uh uh everyone is whatever that the the thing

they're into is they consume it and consume it and consume it and consume it again and then they run out yeah so they have to re consume some of the older stuff but i also have a desire i often have a desire for like i never i never saw what this was about i want to know what that's about you know what i mean yeah like so like and with all the recommendations that come in and stuff like okay how often am i going to rewatch something versus spending that time with something that could be you and interesting you know um so anyway all right um we'll leave it there i gotta go you say you just said we'll leave it there we'll leave it there uh-huh uh-huh i gotta go do uh yeah i gotta get out of here too i gotta go take a nap that's important the naps are good

i said you know i'm 32 33 how old am i whatever naps are good yep i hope you don't get abducted yeah on your way home and if i do get abducted abducted you'll get there i hey if if i do get abducted taken by the aliens i hope they have the decency to not wear a rubber you you