Castle Super Beast - CSB370: SILENCE BREEDER, The Bloodline Must Continue

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

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Hello. Did you get fucking killed and taken over by a gigantic mythic hourglass? Hello. Hi. Welcome to the, welcome to the podcast, everybody. Are you in the sand? Are you okay, dude?

I, according to the braid broken hourglass rules. Oh, is that the braid? That's the braid logo. I am going to be okay. But the hourglass has unfortunately been smashed into a million pieces. So, that's, this is like a Street Fighter 5 announcement week kind of thing. So that's the end of that, unfortunately. Also, like, it just has, it just so happened that all that should happen, but I also did the

fucking 24 hour stream at the same time. Oh, man. I mean, like, I, Mr. Woolley Madden, my good friend and long time businessman partner, what are you up to, man? I was, I was, I had a, I don't know if you remember table lords, the, the old board game show, But I had an exploding hourglass intro in that intro that I was thinking. I was like, can I find a way to use that here somewhere? Can I get a little cut to?

But, yeah. I had a week. A couple things happened, one of which was my phone exploding. Oh, no. Now, when you say your phone exploding, do you mean you dropped it and it blew up into a million pieces? No. That is my phone buzzing with a million messages from every. everybody telling me about Ava.

So I think, I think there's a real like, like a barometer on this where I'm watching it live and you can see me pull my phone out and go. Right. And then I get the message back and the message is essentially you were too slow. And I'm like, I'm watching it live. How much faster could I have possibly been? I mean, you know, no fear. Like, like, to be fair, you did beat men to the punch. Who did I not beat to the punch?

You did not beat two cosplayers, I know. Oh, okay. Well, because they were there. They're in there. They didn't have to worry about stream delay. Yes. In any case, though, aside from the big segment that will be coming up. Is that exciting or just worry?

if when your phone just going, it's either something like, uh-oh. The first one, the first one is worrying. And then after that, I'm like, okay, I know what this is. Yes. And so, uh, that aside. There, yeah, yeah, I guess we'll dodge that for a second. I did have a week.

I checked out some stuff. The, there's some stuff I forgot to bring up last week, too. But, yeah, that happens. I'll get to the end and then like the, the King Charles thing will happen. And somebody will like, you forgot about this. I'm like, ah, fuck.

King Charles is gone. King Charles is gone. There's just darkness now. Thank you. Yes. We could only hope. Yeah. The,

I got around to stuff like Goldman, for example, the Eternal Life of Fucking Goldman, played the demo. Oh, we talked about the gold man. Yeah, so you played that, and then I went back and I checked out the demo as well. And just to say, the animation flex is insane, obviously.

And, yeah, actually, no, we did talk yeah you're right we did we did talk i didn't goldman so i went back to beat it i left off um let go oh the demo to yeah towards the end i didn't know where i was um the demo i had when i left off i played it for about an uh maybe two hours and then uh i want to say there was um another like 20 minutes or 30 minutes that i just uh that were there i was basically near the end right because i played it for a while and then i stopped it i was like okay when is the so coming back to the end of the demo, unfortunately, I started to see some of the raw side. And it would have been a better demo to have left off that first time and then not returned because it was unfortunately

pretty much a miserable experience the second time around because I finished off the puzzle I was looking at and then you have to walk into a room and essentially put in a four-digit code that I'm looking through the note. It says you have the code in your notes and I was looking through the notes and there's a couple different places where notes are. I didn't see it. And I was like, is it just me? Does anyone else know? Remember this? And the audio chat didn't either. And then I went back and around and I went back and kind of did some loops back to the town you hang out in. Some new stuff unlocked in the town. And you got to talk to some more NPCs, which was cool. But then it started and I, because I did the quest, I didn't know the demo was over and that basically

You started getting locked into these really long conversations. And then it starts focusing on the, you know, the, not the parent in the, with the kid, like, zoomed out narrative, interesting stuff. But these, these zoomed in lucky ones, old man on the island. We don't know what's going on yet stuff. And these characters are like coming in with their lore, but they're really, really, like, it's kind of hitting the brakes on the game to like go through these conversations. And it felt bad. Maybe this shouldn't have been the end of your demo. It was kind of, I was like, oh, this is weird.

I'm kind of like, I stopped putting the voice on and kind of just started going, okay, all right, yes, next line, next line. And the pacing kind of just like makes you hit the wall of like four or five characters that just yap at you for a while before you get to your next like little pure platforming goodness. Ducktail platforming moment, you know. And after running around there and not having anything else to say to them, it's like, so when, what now? And it just, it was awful. And then it turned out going back to that thing, the code was in the notes in a particular journal log that was there. And I put the code in. And it's like, yeah, game, you could have just made this.

Like, you had one note to say, you already have the code so you know what to do. But then the code itself was not on that page where that was. It was in another place. And I was like, this is a silly way to go. So on the, I saw somebody say this, but, and I totally agree. So like, what you're saying is on the indie game scale of gay or sad. this definitely leans towards sad

and then just throws a bunch of dialogue at you about it I guess so like if those are the only two metrics then it's closer to that think about it yeah I guess I guess

what are the other but no I mean when you get the hospital bed like lore going then it definitely goes towards sad however yeah the I hope that the final game does not stagger itself as

brutally and have this weird feeling of like awesome duct tails platforming and fucking slow it down wall of text. Let's talk about chemo. You know, so that aside I also went

and I took a look at a dentia attack which I recall you had a bit of a struggle with. I wouldn't call it a struggle. I would call it a reaction. A complete revolution.

I picked it up and went, ugh. Yeah. Cool style, cool music, cool everything. Don't want to play it ever. Okay, so here's the thing. Densha attack fucking rules. It landed so hard with me. Is there like a control Bible for all these super cool Japanese hip-

pop games that they all have to work in a way that makes me go, ugh. Oh, okay, the first part of your sentence, is there a control Bible for these cool Japanese hip-hop games? Yes, hi, my name's Wully.

Welcome. Nice to meet you. I am. I am that control Bible. How you doing? I'm a living, breathing archive of this. Second,

with the controls, yeah, I mean, I will say that, like, Jetset Radio has some fucking weird shit that you're understandably, you know, repulsed by back in the day because of the way the jump and the slidiness and everything felt. I get that. I totally understand. Bombera cyber funk building off

of that and improving it a lot, adding some more Tony Hawk to that feel and boosting and stuff. It's a much better game for sure. But there is some of that control jank. You're not, you're not wrong. Dens attack is doing something specific. And the thing it's doing is overwhelming you with the amount of options you have because a train is on rails. So Densha-Tack is basically a, yeah, imagine a jet set radio style, art style with extreme, um, uh, sushi Ben, kill-la-kill, kind of cool, exaggerated anime characters in Neo-Tokio and train drifting and doing tricks with your fucking sick-ass train while at multi-track drifts is like what all the cool kids are up to. So the style, music, presentation, all that.

I was like, yeah, absolutely. But you're on Rails, which means you're not free form going wherever you want. Therefore, because it's you're on Rails, that kind of simplifies a game in a lot of cases. So to make up for it, they've made the amount of things you can do on Rails excessive. And they load that all at you like in one fell swoop. The tutorial teaches you about track jumping, track drifting, like the timing of how you corner needs to be perfect. You can neutral jump or like flip in midair and then add stunts to it and manual and all

the little things you would do like, well, the Tony Hawk game, right? And a little bit of skate actually, you know? Yeah, I'd say so. But what starts happening is the train tracks start coming at you in really aggressive ways where as you're thinking of like a sonic game or grinding as a part of it. But in this case, if you jump and then, like, you can freely drift left or right in midair

and jump onto a track that doesn't exist or make the wrong, you know, like sometimes you can just jump and style off the track into the abyss. And so it makes it- I did that a fair number of times. Yes. And that's the challenge.

That's where it gets hard, you know? When you beat the demo, though, it also then shows you like, here's a trailer, here's a training ground where you can go around and kind of get the hang of it. And here is move list two, which is all the advanced moves, including the wall ride, the loop-de-loop, the ability to like flip and drop straight down. And like, you're doing just all this shit. It's asking so much of you as you're fucking train grinding through the city.

And it's so fun and awesome when it's happening. And the things that you're keeping up with are coming fast. And, you know, it's just, it's like any, like a fast rhythm game with lots of things coming at you. Once you learn the, the track you're on and I guess get more comfortable with like exactly where your buttons and inputs are, you can do some cool shit while styling and doing tricks, you know, multi-track drifting is, is the beginning of what's possible. Yeah. You know, that meme is just like, what if we took that as a starting point and then launched from there? Is it more like a snowboard than a skateboard? because, because like, it doesn't have, there's no human, giant human to hold the fucking train out, a cry stare.

It can be, but like, it still amounts to neither because if you're comparing it to SSX or Tony Hawk, you're both, like, neither of those are working because you, because you have, like, you have control over your drift left or right in your free movement. This is really, like, rails, you know? You have control over the speed you go down that rail and how stylishly you go down that rail. and how stylishly you go down that rail. But when the rail jumps off, you've got to be in the air and switching over to the right one and not fuck up those moments, you know?

It's more like a really advanced Donkey Kong cart, mind cart level. I guess I can see that. Yeah. Think of a Donkey Kong mind cart section in 3D going hard and having all these branches with them.

And you can fuck up in a lot of ways, but then what if you just committed to making it like nah and get in there in style super hard and then there's an invisible rail in the sky that is like a rainbow road that's a path of heaven where you can grind up with your train above the city and style extra hard you know it's great it's really really cool and you got to just kind of give in to what it wants to do which is overwhelm your brain with options good stuff really looking forward to that I felt like the I felt like the inertia on the train was just crazy

crazy. And I, do you use the triggers to like shoot it around? Yeah, you do. Yeah, yeah. You definitely use the triggers. There's breaking and then there's go there's accelerating and then there's cornering and stuff. You're letting go at the right time, 100%.

You feel like Larry David right now. Yeah. Yeah. No. I really wanted to like dentia attack. Like it bums me out that I had like a, you know, like a beautiful meal and you take a bite and you're like, oh. Manita showed up in the,

chatting was like, it's kind of like subway surfing. And I was like, take a lap. It is. Get the fuck out. And I made him, I made, I made him get up and take a lap. I just, no, we're not, we're not, we're not, but sorry, put dead to attack subway surfers underneath us right here to help the zoomers pay attention. And then when I finished it, I was like, okay, Manita, you're kind of right. It is a bit more like subway surfers, but you didn't need to say it.

Isn't Sonic just like subway surfers in a bunch of those levels? I get everything with skating. it is grinding is subway surfers if you really think about it. Things are either, no, I don't have it. Yep. Don't have it. Anyway, it's one thing when something comes in and becomes the reference point for the past and the future, and that is rightfully upsetting.

But it's another one. It's also the thing that is partially responsible for destroying the attention spans of the youths and the adults. Man, that's a symptom for sure. It's cutting up the soap. The Zumer Kids multi-screening at three years old. Like, subway surfers filled the void. It didn't create it. To be fair, the people I know taking the most damage to attention span from all that stuff are actually people my age.

Oh, yeah? Yeah. Because it's like, oh, I remember what... I remember what it was like when this wasn't at all a part. part of my life and now I can tell that I'm not as patient anymore watching or paying attention to things you know versus those who are molded in it anyway for me I'm a little less patient because I'm going to die soon

okay you know I'm halfway through I don't want to fucking waste any of my time on on some fucking prelude to the point fun fact being impatient is going to make you die even sooner as it As it cranks... It depends on how much stress you're cranking, you know? Or is your cortisol spiking? If your cortisol is spiking, then... Good cortisol, too?

I don't know. But I do know that, you know, the solution is in a hammer. You okay over there? Don't hit yourself with the fucking hammer. You okay? I got the fucking cable put under the chair again. Okay. old manning the fucking thing.

Oh man, I've been enjoying saying I'm 40. What the fuck? I'm 40. Oh, I can't figure it out. All right, hold on. Let me continue feathering everybody's balls because we didn't talk about FF14 yet. I played Neverway. And I...

You know, never way is something cool. There's some cool stuff there. Yeah, I think it takes a while to kind of get its vibe. It's no, its vibe is immediate. It takes a minute before the game starts to. to like be clear about what you're going to be doing here. But it kind of does it. Well, you see, Wully, it's an indie game and never way.

You're sad and gay. Sad and gay. This is, this is true. It's right on the nexus. It is on the packaging. So yeah, digital, depressed, cozy horror. And you get fired from your job and you go to another world and then you start. You get fired from your job for just not showing up because fuck it.

And, and, yeah. Yeah, all right. Yeah. And, you know, you meet people on the street that are like unnerving for various reasons or that you are unnerved by. And then I guess you kind of do the tutorial that's like, here's how the cozy farming stuff will work, but also there's combat too. And then it kind of wraps up there, you know, so it's like, okay. Comat's a lot more put together than I would have expected. Yeah.

Again, when the hyperlight begins, as you said, it starts hard. I would have liked to have seen what one day of island life looks like, though. I also wish I could have seen one day of island life. So they did kind of, I mean, maybe that was part of the intended blue ball effect, but like they, I felt like, I don't know if I'd want to grab it immediately because I want to see what the day to day of the thing actually looks like, which you were not given in that demo. Because every one of those games has like a very specific, like, rhythm. And it's nearly always, here's, you know, 10 person and seeds. Get out in the fucking field, clear the fucking field, poignant your seeds.

Then go talk to everybody in town, right? And it's like, is that what this one's also going to be? Because that's a nice back and forth. Whereas, with just a more involved combat system. And also in most of these cozy games, I feel like the intro is like somebody comes from a life that they're leaving behind, and then they walk on to the island and then they're like, let's start over.

It's essentially just like really depressed Stardue Valley. Stardu is like, oh, I hate working for Amazon. Oh, it's a cog in the machine. Or Animal Crossing, like you're pulling up into town with the move, you're moving in or whatever, right? But here's like, what if we showed you those final days of how bad your life was

before you decided to come settle in the new place? Yeah, the Sardu guy is just like, in a, at a desk and just goes like, ah, fuck it. Like, you don't really feel the like disastrous on we of I don't even care to get in my pajamas. So, fuck it, I'll just crash out my clothes. So the never way, the demo showed, it told me on the premise and vibe,

but I don't know if the gameplay itself is going to be for me. So I got to wait for more of that when it drops. Played some more pragmatta. Got a bit further in there. And hey, guess what? That game continues to be fucking fantastic. You know what's really funny is that I've been watching super cuts

of other people streaming the game who don't have kids getting visible baby fever. Oh yeah. That's becoming a thing. That's becoming a thing. Yeah, yeah. It's quite interesting.

So yeah, there's that happening and there's also people getting weird about it and I'm just like, hey, I'm experiencing shableness. where I'm like, oh, I remember, that's exactly what my kid's doing, actually. That's totally, that's legit. Hey, Diana's doing the thing. And I mean, she's older, but still.

I saw somebody say that, oh, kids don't do that Hugh, Diana, Hugh, Diana thing. And I'm like, fuck you. They don't. They totally do that shit. Yeah. So, uh, uh, uh, I, I, I, I, I caught wind of the weirdness and looked over and went I want nothing to do with that. People are fucking strange out there. I think far too much conversation on this here. Internet has been monopolized by the sub-sub-percent of a percent of complete psychotic freaks.

Sure. Who have no connection to anything in the real world whatsoever and just to do nothing but scream all day about the most awful things you've ever heard. What I will say is this Capcom made a fucking great game and playing further into it. It's not just the premise of like, hey, you're taking care of this little girl and you're hanging out, which is fun. You also shoot robots. You shoot robots. And shooting robots is not something brand new to video games, nor is dad moating. You shot a couple of robots.

But they've created a new thing here where when it comes together, the gameplay loop is very fun, very simple. And as it advances, and this is what I wanted to kind of bring up today, it's really coming together. this gameplay loop is actually fucking brilliant now that a few new mechanics have been introduced that weren't there the first time around. So where we saw earlier from that first session, from the demo, you get a feel for the beginning of the gameplay and everything, hacking, shooting, management of encounters in small spaces and sometimes larger spaces, but more dangerous enemies, right? waves of flyers and missiles coming at you, et cetera.

I talked about hacking the missiles and returning them to sender. So what the toolkit expands into after a few more hours of play is I got that down weapon. Right. The bottom slot. You know how you have the... Oh, yeah. Yeah. So you know you have like shotgun laser on the left.

Yeah, big damage. You have situational. And then you have something on the down slot that I don't know what it is. So downslot is defensive weapon. Okay. And the first one that you pick up is Mirage, distraction. Oh, great. Attack that guy over there.

He's not real. Fake daddy. Right? And they get distracted by it while you can set up your play. And the brilliance of like now how some of this stuff works together is because you start to see that the, there's so much you can do that revolves around. setting up everything coming together and then you start unlocking, there's nodes and modes, right? So the nodes are what you've seen, which allow you to do things like multi-hack, extra damage, the little yellow things that you hack through that add statuses to the result of the hack when it resolves, right?

You can get things like obviously stagger, so the enemy stand still, or you can add something like Confuse, which makes it attack other enemies, which is especially useful when they're distracted in a group. Now they're attacking each other and you and doing tons of damage to each other, right? So that's phenomenal. There's some synergy there that plays together. You pick up a second pistol, which is a carbine, and it has a massive recoil,

and it's got like 20 bullets before it has to start recharging. However, it does very little damage, but it builds up heat. on your enemy and when heat builds up, they get staggered and you can roll up to them for a QTE. Ah, okay. Right? So it's a different way of stacking up damage and dealing with the threats. If you target the leak points on the enemies, it builds up heat even faster, for example.

Right. So it's just, it's a different way to manage things. You've now completely changed out of the stun mechanic, as the hack mechanic for these guys. You've brought, you've introduced the stagger mechanic from like FF7R, for example, or FFFSI. 16. You've brought stun into the game. The QTE thing, you can invest points in to have the ability to like

pop that onto hacks as well so that when they resolve you can run up and get close and do some good damage. But where now, so all of this is kind of like your brain is learning to prioritize and deal with all these things happening at the same time. And it feels really great. Then you get modes

which is hacking mode can shift over to something like when I unlocked is called offensive mode. And what... Okay. And what that does is it goes, okay, the first time you hack something, you open it up, right? You see, like, the machine, like, all shows off its weak points and it's open for

crit damage. The second time you hack it right away, it does way more damage and that any shooting you do while you are hacking gets... the damage gets amplified during the hacking a process. So if you hack the first time, it gets opened up and then you start shooting it, you're doing some damage to the enemies. If you start hacking a second time while Diana's doing it, it starts to build up essentially gray life, which you then resolve a second time for a huge damage cash out.

And so you're going, oh, save your shooting for when that second hack is happening. Right, okay. And when you shoot, you run out of bullets eventually very quickly. And there's a point where you're like, I have to cool down and reload. There's nothing else to do right now. So you start to realize the optimal way to play is to put yourself all the way to the end where you're right about to resolve the hack, empty the clip and then do it. Okay. Right?

Take all the damage. And then while you're reloading, you're going back to pick up things around the arena. You're planning for your next approach. you're hacking some of the... That's interesting because it's not just like your system and then its own subsystem. You're describing a super system. It's incredible. Like, like on like you're doing the regular system and then it has its own subsystem with the nodes.

But no, like, no, I'm going to do this one on top of it. On top of it. Not underneath it. Everything that we were talking about where we like how the hacking and the shooting come together really like synergistically is it's way better than I thought. like as that advances to level two, level three, level four, like they've super, super baked them into each other. And then you get a wave coming at you that's like, oh, fuck this, Diana Hackham, DT, pop it, right?

But I've also unlocked the ability to, if you don't want to use DT as your big like explosion, you can spend that resource to instead unlock auto hacking. where an auto hacking will go like optimal path boop hack resolved it'll do it is that consumable or it spends Diana trigger

oh oh so you're using a very valuable resource to auto hack but if you Diana you got this if you have a moment where something for example there is a there is an enemy that comes out that is a healer. And the healer will pick up and start healing

enemies that you're not paying attention to. Fucking archfile. Right? When that's happening, you can, it's really annoying, obviously. However, if you can start hacking the healer during the healing process, the healing hack grid changes

to become a maze like minesweeper. Oh. And if you can get to the resolve point, You can do massive explosion damage to both healer and the thing being healed. Isn't it funny that like we are 32 years on from the arch vial showing up in Doom 2. And if I have to shoot a gun, it's still the worst enemy type I can possibly encounter. Things that heal the mob. Things that heal or pick up dead guys off the floor.

Just you fucking motherfucker. Always the priority. Always. So waiting. In this case, though, Waiting for them to shooting them and killing them first makes the fight harder because you're not doing as much damage with your normal shots than getting that explosion that I just described. Oh, man, that's real. That's a, that flips it around.

So you want to wait to do some damage to then cause the healing to begin and then do the hacking while that healing. Right? So that's fascinating. Think about everything I just described all at the same time in your brain trying to. put the order together of what is worth your highest priority and what comes second and what comes third. I saw you put up a video that was titled, where is it? It was something, something. And then the last word was disengage.

Oh, yes. Yes. And I was like, huh, that's not something you usually talk about in shooting encounters. Yeah. Full on action game is, oh, you got to fucking bail for a second. Okay, the first exam. Prioritize, disengage, survive. That's what it was. Yes, 100%. They're the way that the hardest waves of pragmatic come at you, you must disengage because you have no ammo. You've used up all your shotgun and you have no resources. The only way you're going to get more is to get the shit on the ground you've been ignoring while the fight's been going on. But you have to do so while keeping in mind, there's audio cues that a laser is about to come at you now. And a missile. have like the most outrageous boss

fountaining just like because I remember that first boss room has like 15 floating fucking weapons not always oh yeah not always sometimes you walk into a room

that has like one or two things on the ground and the waves you're going to deal with you have to get the rest from the dead bodies you know so this is where managing your time Like while your bullets are reloading, I cannot stress enough how much you need to figure out how to like use that time wisely. You know, it's funny because something I didn't really talk about during Resident Evil 9, another Capcom game, was that all the zombies in that had different behaviors. And one of which reminds me of some of the things you're talking about.

There's a deaf, sorry, there's a blind zombie that reacts to noise. and any noise causes him to go completely nuts and attack whatever made the noise. But that includes, like, gunfire and, like, broken bottles that you can throw. And people figured out that if you kite a extremely large boss close to him and throw a bottle at him, he will kill the boss in a single hit.

Oh, interesting. Because his damage is actually, like, infinite for other enemies. That's basically, like, clickers, right? Yeah. Because a lot of Last of Us was that stuff like that. Interesting. Wow. And like he's now a vital part of the speed run. Okay.

Because you have, you get bottles and you use him to clear out paths for you. And like when you were describing like amping these these shithead robots up so they fight themselves for you. That's still great. I love it when enemies just do it for you. And the rooms you get dropped in, there's shit coming at you from all sides. And sometimes you're just like, okay, you two go fight each other. I'm going to deal with this thing over here that won't stop rolling at me, you know? You also get your, so last time I picked up a daddy dodge, as I described it, a last, you know, like...

With dad time, yeah. Dad time, right? Just, right? Very cool. You dodged it like a cool guy and you get to enjoy the reward. If you fuck that up, hey, guess what? We've got a little Ukemi recovery bat within for you. So your late one where you can like basically recovery roll after getting hit on the Dodge 2, something else you can unlock.

Dad within? The dad within. Yeah. So, you know, I'm like, oh, they know what they're doing here, right? It's, it's, yeah. I don't think of like a big robot spacesuit man that looks like an Isaac to go and have fucking Ukemys. Yeah. Like dude seems too heavy for that.

But also, this game is made by Capcom. Yeah, that's by Capcom. So what do we, you know, come on. Yeah, no, it's, it's really, it's really fucking cool. And yeah, every new weapon I've picked up since then and every new thing I've gotten has been just like really fucking fun. I got, I picked up a weapon that is a, um, sticky bomb launcher. And the sticky bomb launcher makes the, hacking grid, every sticky bomb you shoot

makes the hacking grid shrink by an outside quadrant. So what is a 5 by 5 5 becomes a 4 by 4, becomes a 3 by 3 because you're shooting sticky bombs onto the enemy. Well, you can hack real fucking fast on a 3 by 3. Well, then the first thing you fight after picking it up is this big

fucking heavy that's got a giant hack grid that you're like, okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah, so that's the thing is they go, hey, you have the ability to do this now. Fight this fucking thing. Good luck. It's been a blast, man. And yeah, this is just like getting like another, yeah, second session in and watching how well they thought about this concept of shooting and hacking and bringing the two together.

It's really, really well thought out. It's much better even a few hours beyond where you left off. and uh fantastic fucking love it man i am people have been asking me about pragmata and my answer is i will get to it after i finish a couple of things on my plate right now yep pragmata is right up my alley that is definitely something i want to go back to yep um always always happy to see a new IP just fucking crushing it um and hanging out with diana and the hub and that kid's fucking play and hide and go seek and sometimes you're i think i think capcom has really engineered like a great set of escort characters, which is like, Ashley, what's

you going to do? She's going to stand like one foot behind me on my right side. And if I tell her to hide in the trash, she's going to hide in the trash. What's Diana going to do? She can just hop on my fucking back. She might as well be the same character. We've come a long way from Emma Emmerich and Peter Puppy. God, for Pete's sake. For Pete's sake. Emma Emmerick. fucking level is so nuts. Emma Emrick takes a lot of flack for being one of the worst escort

missions ever designed. But real ones remember Earthworm Jim, where the whole point was to tell you, was to remind you how awful escort missions were. Bro, I beat Earthworm Jim as a child and then I recently

saw it on like one of the lists of like very hard video games. It wasn't that bad. So I went back and looked at footage of it and I'm like, wow. I beat this game as a That's crazy That game is fucked Batchit. It was bad shit. It was really

Really awful at times Might as well just say you beat the Lion King No one fucking beat that game. That's a lie But still Okay so Pragmat is fantastic And then yeah lastly Got to check out Strive 2.0 See what's going on with that game

The cutdown, huh? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm it's so crazy in a world where we've been talking about how the tech end patches have been upsetting the people playing and balance has been such an issue and stuff. And here you have like, you know, one of the one of the core things that tech and players hate is the new heat mechanic, which is making things hyper and over the top and simplifying what used to be a more complicated exchange of, you know. They don't want it to get too far away from its brother virtual fighter. And here you have Arxas basically apologizing going, yep, we put a mechanic in the game that nobody liked and it was too strong. So we have completely taken it out and changed the whole game system to be actually, we've pulled back on everybody and made everybody more tame. We admit we got a little too crazy with it.

Our bad. It's the opposite of what Dragon Ball did the other day. It's the obvious, you know. And in the process, I mean, they unfortunately gave happy chaos a fucking infinite, which he's banned now until they address it. I'm sure the fact that he's banned makes some people happy. People are chill about that. That's fine. But I just like, on a personal level, I'm interested because they gave Nagoruuki a brand new move that is, it's Yuki moyoi.

He slams the ground with a big blood explosion with his sword. and it's being called credit card because what it does is and like I'm going to get to get a little inside on the character stuff Nagoryuki's system was one where he has a bunch of amazing special moves that can cancel into each other and do insane pressure

and damage to the opponent but every time you do one it builds up a blood rage meter and when that blood rage pops he can basically drop his entire life bar down to zero he kills himself by going too hard at you. Right?

I always thought of it as a guy trying to take a motorcycle turn really tight. Doing weight, going right on the edge, right? Oh, you're going so much faster. Oh, you flipped out and you're dead. Um, so I obviously loved, I love his character design because he's a big, fucking cool black samurai with the cool shit and all the things I love, right? Duh. But when you talk, what?

When you talk about, um, characters design fantasy or, or, um, No, is that the right word? Oh, you're thinking of... Character fantasy, right? That's what you took. Character fantasy. Character fantasy, role fantasy, job fantasy, class fantasy, whatever. Yes.

This is just fucking pure, this is just nerd shit. But in lore, he is a vampire that is like a student of Slayer. And I love Slayer, everybody loves Slayer. Yeah. And he's being forcefully controlled by Happy. chaos who everybody hates. And he hates it too. But like the whole thing of his like the whole like keep the inner vampire blood rage shit under control.

You have the ability to go. You can go as hard as Slayer, but your body and brain can't keep up. Right. I love the idea of a character that's like you have that ability, but you've got to keep it on the line. You're not Slayer. You can't do what Slayer can do. So calm the fuck down or you're going to die, you know?

And it's a fun idea of building a gameplay system around somebody who has God tier powers. But if you overdo it, they fucking gas themselves out even before you start hurting them. Right. I also like after like a decade of like building Slayer up as just the fucking like God's own Akuma, we have a new character who is also a vampire but has limits to his powers. Yeah. And Slayers is like, well, I don't have to do anything. I'm fucking Slayer.

I do whatever I want. I'm not even trying. And I got Sharon Blood feeding me. You think you got fucking, you think you can keep up, you know? No. So he's like, he's this. I'm reading a book and blocking here. Come on.

So it's so awesome that like his gameplay design reflects that in a really cool and smartly done way, you know? And so this move that they added, it feels like it completes the fantasy of his kit, which is when you're putting, when you do the move. he slams a sword into the ground, all the blood explodes or whatnot, and you lock yourself, wherever you are on the blood gauge, you lock yourself to, like, the highest or just before the end,

amount of blood. Right. And it stays there for a couple seconds, and you can go nuts for a few seconds more. And, but then once it pops after that, you lose control. So you better win.

So you give yourself what they're called, it's a credit card. Right? You're like you're going nuts. You're doing all this irresponsible shit. It's not working. You're about to lose control. You go, no, you stop it where it is.

And you're like, I just need another three seconds to kill you. You know? And if you can take that three seconds and steal it back, then you fucking win. But if not, you're cooked. And I just love the idea of putting like, you're already playing a gambling character. And now you're like, lean into the gambling, become even more of an addict. Like, fuck it. Put your mortgage on the line.

Put your house on the table. You know? It's such a cool thing that I've never seen anywhere in fighting games ever. I don't know many other games that have a character that's just like all or nothing. And you just, you find, you complete it by going, what if you bet on black one more time? You know, what if you win this time though, right? And you're like, ooh, but I might actually win. I might actually do it.

There's a, there's an MMO mentality that would serve Nago well, which is the only point of life that matters is the one between one and zero. That's it. Because we can come back. We can always come back. Yeah. It is the, as long as you're not dead, you're still fighting. It is, it is the vampire fantasy here. It's really fucking cool.

And on top of that, it's like, you know, it's a. really, it's a great move, like, just by the numbers. But it makes, it's just a fun. I love these moments of like when design and everything comes together, you know, in an awesome way. Even the fucking meaning of the name is a cool thing. That's like it's, it's, uh, because I, I, uh, Nagoriuki is like a type of lingering snow is what the name means. And like the, and like the, and the name of that move is a threatening snowfall that might or might not happen. So it's even in the, I'm like, God damn it, guys.

Yeah, no, not because I'm cooking. You're cooking with this, man. Our system works and cool characters. Like, they do for free over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's a fun, that's a fun little thing going on. So, yeah. Like, this is a fighting game company that made like 10 goos.

And everyone went, yeah, I love that, Goku. Then they made another one and everyone's like, yeah. Anyway, so I sat down with Test Your Luck and we did a strive stream and we had a good time with it. That's going to be popping up soon. So yeah, over on Willie versus everybody, this week will continue with Phoenix Wright, more pragmata, and some two XKO duos on Saturday. Come hang out. I do have one thing to say about your week, which I'm glad you finally got there because I saw the thumbnail, which is like, hey, Mia, fuck off. It's weird, dude. I have spent, can you quit that shit? I spent, I think the vast majority of Phoenix,

right one going god damn it mya please get out of frame you're blocking ghost mea please please please bring mea back as hard as possible as soon as possible and now you're like no don't want it please no get out of here stop capcom again yeah yeah and you know what you know it's as simple as like they they had an idea with the art yeah for like a for the cut of the way the dress would fit for the way the um the the yucata would fit and that was it that was all that informed the decision is what if we had this this fan service uh outfit unfortunately the logic of what's happening is fucking crazy not to mention nobody acknowledges it while it's happening around you in the courtroom which is fucking weird yeah and i asked i was like guys in the anime

does it literally play out like this like the kids sitting next to you stands up and just like hulks out. Transforms into a completely different person. Into a busty adult and then makes like claims to the judge. And everyone just goes, oh, okay. And doesn't ask what the fuck just happened. And yes, apparently. Because like, we're all aware that prosecutors and ace attorney cheat.

Sure. But like, none of them go, yo, that motherfucker's got ghosts on the other side of the room. And this is so weird because it's like, But there's times where the game fully acknowledges like, no, no, no, spirit channeling and psychics are a part of law enforcement and this world. You know? Absolutely. 100%.

Excuse me. The biggest case in the first game is based on that. And then, so you're like, are we sandbagging this or are we not? And some characters are like, weird. It's super fucking weird. Yeah. So anyway, that continues, I guess. Like, you have this moment where you're like, could you just tell me the fucking.

killer now. You're a ghost. And last time you were able to pull a fucking Epstein list out of nowhere. Yeah, you can do all sorts of shit. Can't you just do that again? Feeze through Karma's briefcase and just tell me what's in there. Like madness. Um, yeah, karma's fun. I appreciate a character going into fucking. Oh yeah, she's great. Whip stance cancels. Uh, I also like that her, her, her anger is like justified. in a completely consistent way

that is totally unjustified. Yeah, well, we're still discovering her angle here because we know she's the prodigy, but we don't fully know her, uh, her history. Her bullshit. Beyond like, hey, I know whose kids you are. Um, and I'm, I'm pointing out.

I'm like, yeah, there's a dent in the wall behind you. Fucking stare at that shit. But also like, okay, I have some ghosts over here and that's obviously against the rules, right? Uh, hey, judge is, can you stop her from fucking whipping me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What the fuck is this bullshit? He's getting whipped too.

He can't. How is this? This is a farce. Also, good excuse for us to work on our German accents. So fun stuff over there. Reggie's putting it together. Anyway, Phoenix Wright continues, as does Pragmata. And, yeah, some more to X-KO when we're going to get to those local duos.

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What is Final Fantasy 14? Well, let's start somewhere else. With Final Fantasy 14. You see, I actually did a 24-hour stream last week. uh for my birthday i was 40 and i was like i'm gonna do a big fucking i don't want to celebrate i don't give a shit about that fuck it you know what let's just stream let's just stream a bunch and i started that with uh ff 14 i played through patch 7.3 and 7.4 you are not dead

i'm not dead so did the enforced but rest work out let's let's let's come see come so you know uh got through 7.3 and 7.4, pretty good patches, only did the story stuff. But my overall feeling on that was like, boy, I sure hope they fucking wow me on Friday because I am getting back

in with a not insignificant time investment specifically to be accurately wowed. Right? I want to have all my ducks in a row to get wowed on Friday. And that's why I said it last week on last week's podcast. I'm going to come in this week

either, fuck, Pissed. Or jumping for joy with little to know in between. Then I hopped on Symphony of the Night and banged out Symphony of the Night and one go. That is a great game that if you see it on somebody's best of list, the fact that it came out in the late 90s is definitely carrying it a fair deal. How does a single... Because of somebody who's played a lot of those Metroidvanias of the Castlevania variety.

That game is great. it is not perfect okay how does a single how does a single sitting go for that game it really shows off how the game is divided

so everyone remembers the reverse inverted castle from Symphony of the Night and how that is just the fucking biggest deal ever until you get there and there's no movement

unlock abilities it's just more dungeon and your goal switches from you know traverse environment to find bosses um the inverted castle has a lot of stuff in it it's also very poorly balanced and the areas don't even have like the same strength enemies from one room to the next and the cool factor of doing the whole castle upside down shows off that they really could have tried harder

to make parts of that area traversable upside down. So you were playing which version? I'm playing the PlayStation Requiem version that has all the best stuff, except it also has a new translation, new voice acting, which people hate. Okay. You by that point, of course, you would have your Shore Yucin that flies you to the ceiling and your bat.

Yes. Right? So the problem with the Shore Yucin that flies you to the ceiling is that, and I know you are familiar with this problem, the input is down up jump the problem is you have to do down up jump you can't just bang it out like a fucking flash kick input okay tight buffer um now granted some of that unreliability in my performance of that particular move might have something to do with me getting it at like the 15 hour mark in a 24-hour stream.

Maybe. But that that second half of the castle. So the inverted castle, the second half, it's like a quarter of the game. It took that long. Damn. What do you mean? To get... No, I did FF14 patch

7.3 and 7.4 first. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. That took me a good 7-8. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. No, I did the entirety of Symphony of the night and like, nine. Because I was like, no, you get the spells all right away. they're just hidden from you. Yeah.

Yeah. And, uh, yeah, fantastic game kind of loses a little bit now that everybody knows about the inverted castle. Right?

Like, it wasn't pre-internet, but it was like pre-social media. Uh, yeah, Symphony Night's fucking great. The music's incredible. Uh,

but it, it definitely takes its place as a great game. In consideration of its age. right? Always. Like you can never, ever, ever forget that it came out

in like 99. Yeah, no, you play these games with Sega Saturn eyes. Yeah. You know, sure,

yeah. Cool. And then I hopped on Shining Force, two. One of my favorite games from my childhood. Mm-hmm.

A Genesis game that I was never allowed to play on the old channel because everyone is a hater. and it was more important to keep the myth of me not having a childhood going than anything else but fuck it i'm old now oh you want to come i can play shining force two if i want you want to start complaining about grievances of myths that you have to keep going yeah do you want to do that i'm not pointing this one in your direction okay okay okay hmm hmm oh oh ceasefire

now that I've attacked you, can we have a ceasefire? Sure, please. Shiny Force 2 is a strategy RPG from 1994. I got it in 94 for my birthday, so it was very appropriate. It is not like Fire Emblem. Fire Emblem wishes it was like fucking Shining Force. And I got my, so my main thing is that Fire Blum always has like a hub. And then you always go out, right?

It doesn't have an open world. It doesn't have towns. It doesn't have you going to talk to NPCs out in a town. Doesn't have a world nap, right? That shiny force has all that stuff. And it makes a big difference. It's just that the battles happen to take place on a grid and have the, you know, the fire emblem, like, you know, cut to the action shot thing.

So, shining force, I don't know anything about it much, except that the camera angle looks dynamic in my brain for sprites. Yeah, so it has the, it has the, the ogre battle slash, um, is it golden sunlike with when it actually Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's made by the same people. Yeah, okay, it's golden sunlight, yeah, behind the back and you go. And it's, it's like, you know, your grid-based tactical RPG. And when you attack somebody, it goes into the dynamic camera with the parallax. But it also happens to be like a regular Dragon Quest RPG on top of that. And that's the mix that I complain about not being in every Fire Emblem game.

Every Fire Emblem game is a little bit. like, hey, here's your base. Here's your academy. Here's your army. Whatever the fuck, go talk to the gang. Now go out and do a battle. Now come back to the base, go out and do a battle. No, come back to the base, go out and do a battle. No, I want to explore a world map. And I

got my favorite possible emotion than this, which is looking over at people at 4.30 in the fucking morning going, oh yeah, now I get it. Now I get what he was talking about. It's probably also important to remember, though, that you were playing this, back in the day when Fire Emblem was fucking sealed from coming to America.

Yeah. The first time anything Fire Emblem related was known here was when Roy and Marth showed up in melee, you know? Yeah, exactly. I saw somebody just say, oh, a unicorn over like, unicorn overlord is definitely the closest thing to what I'm talking. Like, it's not even close. And so I've handed out a couple of hours.

a shining force. Not that. Didn't beat it. It's quite long. Not that Unicorn Overlord level of granular combat programming though. Oh no, no. Fuck no.

No. But like a map. Unicorn Overlord has a fucking map. And banged out a couple hours of Shining Force too. And then then comes the part where I have some advice for you if you ever decide to do a 24-hour fucking stream.

So I set it for 10 10 o'clock a.m. And I was like, that's a good time to start. And I'm going to sleep in that day. Well, I happen to wake up at 7.30. If that happens to you, get the fuck down there as fast you can and start at 8. Because you're going to be rock solid. You're going to be rock solid for about 19 and a half hours.

Hmm. Okay. And then you're going to hit 20. Okay. And you're going to start to, mm. Hmm, it's going to start to go. I mean, I do have to say if I were, it's been, I've been at this gig for a couple years now, over a decade. If I were to do what, I would have already done it, but I don't know that.

Never say never, you can do anything. I'm 40 years old. And the main thing is that I started to get tired enough to start to become confused. And I'm like, I'm just starting to be like, like, you can't finish your sentences because the object of your sentence starts to just float away. So I've seen what happens with other streamers as exhaustion and hallucinations start kicking in. Oh, not that much. Yeah. Well, there's a point of, there's the, there's the loopy brain where we've, we've LP'd under loopy brain before. Absolutely.

But pushing past it to the like this, why am I still doing this? Can I even be entertaining point? is what the answer is definitely I see but you just need to embrace the fact that your collapse is what's entertaining oh yeah so um I don't remember the last couple hours of that stream

super good right um but so there's a little so you might see the people in the in the in the CSB chat right now keep talking about centaurs so shining force has centaurs they're the night class but they're just literally centaurs with armor and in the back of my mind I feel like I argued with chat

for like three hours about centaur shit apparently it was like 25 minutes but but that's not how I remember it I just remember just being like consistently like frustrated and old man grumpy just like stop asking me about the fucking centaur

yeah yeah no If you, that's the war, I'm like, hour 18, I'm not going to be pleasantly impatient. I'm going to be very unpleasantly impatient with everything happening. I started to hit, you know what's wrong with you people? Oh boy. Viewers. Oh boy. An antagonism.

Mm-hmm. Um, had a great time. Okay. Would do again. Absolutely. So if I do it again, I'm not having any caffeine for any, for a couple of days beforehand. And the fucking show starts 10 minutes after I wake up. I'll scrounge up breakfast from the crumbs under this desk rather than because I was like, I was sitting there at 23 hours and 45 minutes, like just like nod and just like, uh, no, I can do it.

Sleep streaming is a thing. That's a thing people do. Yeah, but that's not what that was. I had to do it. I said I was going to do it. I had to do it. I think it went pretty well. Very happy with that. So on top of that, during that 24-hour show,

talked about fan fest coming up last Friday. And a lot of chit-chatting about what to expect at the Final Fantasy 14 fan fest. All we knew going in was that they promised it was a gigantic shape up of the game like we have never seen since a Realm Reborn

when they completely made a completely different game like 1.0 and 2.0 for 14 are functionally completely different entities. But they're not rebranding it this time. No, they're not rebanding it this time. And they're not rebuilding the client, which is what

most of the work had to go into, right? So I was like, like, okay, let's use our big brains and make some shots. And I will fighting game analogize these to some degree because Street Fighter has been more or less, like, consistent for decades, right? It has a nice, like, one-to-one transferability. Okay. So I'm sitting there, and I told you about the two-minute medal last week.

Mm-hmm. And I'm like, I expect them to kill that. like that's not that's not super oh no there comes that's not super controversial yeah right um but then i'm like you know what i i got to the point where i'm like i have been checked out on this thing for so long i don't even care if some of these changes are disasters you just need change i would rather that and it be different than the status quo for another 10 years. Because we're talking from August of 20, God,

a Realm Reborn. We're talking about systems that are from August of 2013. Going on straight up 13 years. That's too long for a system to be unchanged. So I sit there and like, okay, what's the, what's the wildest swings they could take. That was the theme of the show. Big swings. Let's see some fucking dramatic changes. I want every buff in the game to be deleted.

Every single fucking ability in the entire game that says add 10% to this or decrease 10% to that. Fucking gone. Replaced with what? Nothing. Okay. What else? Let's have them walk up on the on the stage and have a fucking what's called an allegan tome stone of poetic in their hand. It looks like a cell phone

and it's blue and red. And just snap it in half. Just like all the kinds of stupid callouts that we would say about them fucking dragging Last Guardian into the recycling bin. Kind of nonsense. Have the courage to go back on things that you've

designed and just completely change them. Hey, this thing, burn it down. Yeah. Fucking. Okay. All right. Slashing burn. So then we started the fan thing which was two hours and not one hour as it usually is usually what do you get you get hey here's your CG trailer

it's going to show you the location your premise they're going to show us like so they have been so like locked in step okay they're going to show us a CG trailer then they're going to show us six

pieces of concept art and five pieces of concept art and five screenshots of five of the six new zones they're going to add they're going to talk about one feature. That precise. When I say it was like you could tell, you could date it.

You can look at the chat. People will be like, yes, that's exactly how they do it every time. They would wear a t-shirt that would tease a job next time. You can always tell what jobs are coming because they're in a certain order. And so for example, the order says now it's time for physical range and tank. And then they would show us an overpriced fucking chair that we could buy and like a fucking thing off the square in a store that's like a 14,000 dollar fucking statue and they would go hey check us back you know check us back out and next

fan festival talk about what the new class is and that and that would be it that is what we have gotten every single time going on 13 years now. Wow. Okay. So they showed us the CG trailer. Okay. And the CG trailer showed us where we're going to go. It's a place called the fourth. If you don't understand that, don't worry about it. not a big surprise very very very not a big surprise at all people who have been following around could be like yeah I bet we're going to go

to A or B and they went to B and then they showed off this fucking screen and they said we want to change the interface and we want to change how rewards go and they fucking put up a fucking PowerPoint slide that said

fighting off fatigue and it was a million of those fucking tombstones and they were said enough of that shit fucking nailed it dead on. Allegan tomestone of Poetics gone fuck them get out of here. You guessed correctly. Yes. Okay. Next up

total redo of this. the interface and I'll send you a screenshot. This does not look like 14. That does not look like 14 at all. That looks like a Mi Hoyo game. Okay. That looks like a mobile game for Zoomers. Getting with the times.

Yes. And they're also going to, this is a mock up and they say blah, blah, blah. But the long and short of it is that they are going to rework the reward structure for literally every single thing in the game. To be. And including that, it means they are moving from a, daily system where you run your

dailies. To a weekly system. Which as dad pat now, I'm like, they literally even said, hey, you know, if you can't play all week, but you want to just condense all that into Saturday, Sunday, go for it. I'm like, oh yeah?

And then they said, you know what? If you missed last week, yeah, you can do last week's two. Just bang it all out one burst. Oh, yeah? The gray hair patch. All right. Thank you. That's nice.

That's nice. Sure. So one of the things, Woolley, is if you're anything, if you're a savage raider, if you're a casual player, you run into this issue where gearing has lockouts, you can only get so many

tomes, you can only get so many items a week. And so if you want to be up to date from the start of the patch, which, for example, was yesterday, you are going to hit your dailies and whatnot or your raids, for 13 to 15 weeks. And if you miss a week, you're behind.

And there's no way for you to catch up at all. I have felt the pressure of daily's versus weeklies and things I enjoy. And dailies don't work on me because they're just too fast. And I just, I'm like, I don't care. I'm not going to keep, just not going to do it. And that's okay. The FOMO can go fuck itself and that's it. It doesn't work.

The weekly one is just enough of. a lower commitment? It's nicer. That you feel much... Because you're like, I have one day in a two-week span. I can just like fuck on this. And thus the fire is lit because it's like, oh, you want that Nero costume? Oh, you want to go get that Monster Hunter costume?

You've got about a week and a half to do it. You could do it in a day if you really wanted to. Exactly. You could do enough matches. And so that actually works more effectively at pushing you because it's not so in and out 24 hours, fuck you, you know. One of the things that I noticed, and some of my friends did as well, they usually show off a couple screenshots of each zone.

And by a couple, I mean like literally one. They showed up a weirdly huge amount of screenshots this time, like more than they ever do. But they all looked like it was the same zone. So I think they're actually going for much, much larger, much larger areas this time around. But we didn't get any confirmation on that. let's see what else we got

they are they're gonna have seasons but the seasons are just gonna be the existing patches renamed it's not gonna be a fucking thing it's not it's not a big deal like they made a big deal but it's not it's just a naming convention what is a big deal so I just told you that hey man you're gonna you're gonna grind your

raid you're gonna grind your tomes or your fucking dailies for 14 weeks to gear up your your character well you're only gonna gear up your one job So this ran into a lot of problems because it's like, well, I play Dark Night. I got every tome. I did every daily. I nailed it.

I'm all the way as strong as I could possibly be today. But my friend also only leveled a tank and I need to go on healer to go on this. And my healer's wearing rags because I didn't decide to spend that 14 week period gearing up my healer. You commit to your main. I got my main, right? So one of the new systems they are going for is you are going to be able to reflect your highest item level onto any other level job. Oh. You are, the gearing process will be for one job, but that means it will be for all jobs.

That's nice. That's nice. Okay. Which really gives you a lot, huge incentive to like, hey, maybe you should level all the jobs to cap. Fuck it. You'll be able to play all of them. Like actually As someone who hates the concept of experience

I think that's pretty cool actually They were also a little unclear about They want to do what's called Horizontal progression Which is more avenues to get similarly powered stuff but they didn't go into detail FF11 has like almost entirely horizontal progression, for example,

where you hit level cap super early and you can go get gear from a wide number of places. And the gear is different, not necessarily better. Okay. I would personally appreciate that. Well, we'll see. We will, we will see. They then went on to show off one of the new rewards that they're going to get, which is something people have been asking for for years and years.

And some people have made a significant amount of money illegally providing to players against TOS, no, no, no. Which is action skins. So they showed off an example of two different animations for the dragoons jump.

Do you want to have the jump in which you're like riding the spear down? Do you want to have the jump like the spear is dragging you along the heavens? Is that a cosmetic purchase? It is a cosmetic reward, it appears. Oh, cool.

Okay. So here's a, here's a, I got a screenshot here for you. Of the two different jumps they showed off. Which is like, that's cool. Nice. There's been a lot of, you know, abilities that no longer exist. And so like people, like, people play Dark Night are like, I miss the power slash animation. And here's your little, here's your little sprinkle of like, hey, you know, you might get that animation back and you just put it on. if you and then as for where

who knows. Or like or I imagine like guest character guest skin guest weapon things perhaps. Yeah it's like well I do you want a full animation replacement beat this or you know like because you know mounts and mounts and armor and character skins only take you so far if you can have a job that visually does different shit than other people it will make you feel more individualized and special, which is a huge, you know, portion of this kind of... Someone just wrote early access is finally over.

That's fucking, that's insanity. I understand. That's such a bad shit thing to say. It is a little silly, is it? They also said, hey, you're going to have a lot more options for character creation. They're going to add new faces. They're going to have new skin hues. They're going to add new haircuts.

They're going to add new hair colors. And then they showed off your created fucking character in the demo. I seen it. I seen the color dreads. Which is ridiculous. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Highly specific.

That is a green dread. I know that it'll never be, it'll never be black desert level character creation. No. But I know that this is also because the fidelity needs to work on everything. But I... Well, this thing's a PS3 game at its core. Right, but there was that big change that made everything look a lot better a couple updates ago. I can't look that much better because it's still got to run on everybody's computers.

Exactly, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I get it. I get it. That's going to be coming as well as the ability to turn off little bits and bobs, like shoulder pads, belts. There's like some outfits that are like, oh, wow, this thing's great, except the character wears some dipshit backpack. Oh, nice. Okay. Layers. Toggle that backpack right on, you know, stuff like that. Appreciate that.

The next big one is a third difficulty. So the game has had a long, and I mean longstanding weird scenario with how hard the fucking game is. I was talking to people on Blue Sky about this, which is the game used to be a lot harder overall. It used to be very substantially more difficult. If anybody played a dungeon called Ferros Serious, back in 2.0, people would just drop out of that dungeon when you rolled it because they're like, I don't want to do it. I can't beat the fucking first boss. And that was just the daily dungeon that you would do every single day. Since then, it's gotten easier and easier. There was, you're your eight-man like prime content, your raid content.

It's split into what's called normal and savage. Savage does more damage, has more mechanics, gets better gear, right? it used to be that the normal version of encounters was somewhat insurmountable for the average player I remember doing Alexander Fist of the Fist of the Sun I think it was or father and like the very first encounter your average group just could not fucking do it at all and over the years and by over the years I mean 11 years now the normal encounter has become a joke it's become we want everyone to see the fight we designed. We designed a really cool fight and we made a bunch of really cool music

and the normal mode is there so you can get through the story. And if you want something harder, the Savage mode is there for, you know, the raid heads. They ran into a problem with this. The problem is normal. So I play

regularly, but I don't have the teenager time to dedicate to rating, right? Normal's a joke. Savage is too hard. Way too hard. Way too time intensive. I think I was mistakenly under the impression that every rate in the game had like 10 layers of bonfire ascetic.

And that people would do runs and getting better rewards with harder groups and people that needed to get better over time. They added that concept in four months ago to one boss. There is one boss in the game. Oh, that's, that's World of Warcraft. Yeah. There is one boss in the game that does that. And you burn currency to make them tougher to get better rewards. And that is very obviously their little test bed for the upcoming stuff.

So they've said there's going to be a third difficulty and it's going to be in between. It's going to ideally be in the Goldilocks zone for, you know, your average. dedicated non-rating player. There's a bunch of very complicated questions that go along with that. Like, what the fuck? How are you going to split these rewards? Like, what do you get? Do you get everything but the weapon?

Do you get everything that looks good, but it doesn't have as high eye level? Is the Mount exclusive? Does the Savage raid give you the animation? You know, and so on so forth. But that's, again, something they'll talk about next time. But thank God, a fucking third day. difficulty. It's been boring.

It's either do the normal things a couple weeks in a row and it's a joke or I don't have fucking time to find a static to do three hours, three nights a week to practice this fucking encounter for four months. Did Wow do it better? Wow does this better. The mythic dungeon equivalent is much better. Interesting. Okay.

and then they say there'll be there'll be a new types of battle content but like who the fuck knows what that means right one of the last things they did in the big keynote was data center player matching is now going to be per region so FF14 starts

and you have your classic MMO server and you play with the people on your server and that's it servers are divided into data centers and data centers are divided into regions but you say, for example, me, I'm like, I joined the North American data centers. I picked primal and then I picked Ultros. And that's who I played with, the people of Ultros.

And then over time, they said, hey, you know what? It would make, you know, the duty finder go a lot fucking faster if it could ping other people in your data center. So that you're picking from a pool of 12 servers worth of people queuing for this instead of one. So they added that. And it was a big technical challenge and they did it. And then they added the ability to trap. And it spits you all out on one final server? No.

What it does is that you're like, hey, I want to do this dungeon. And you queue up. And it just cues from everybody across all of your data center servers. Into that instance. Yeah. And then it throws you into the instance. Okay. And then they said, hey, you know what?

You can visit people on other servers. You don't have to be going into a dungeon. Well, that's nice. And they said, you know what? You can visit people? on the other data centers, as long as they're from, you know, the same region. They're in North America.

They're in Europe, right? And this led to a really weird problem. So it was this longstanding thing that if you wanted to RP your dick off, you went to Belmont. And if you wanted to raid your shit off, you went to Gilgamesh, right? Well, both of those are on the Aether data center,

which means on Mung. Monday night, the day before reset, there are hundreds of thousands of people migrating to Ather and then getting trapped there for multiple days because the server transfer is so, like, flooded of people trying to get back out after Raid Day that they get fucking stuck. If you're an RPAer on Balmung, I have to imagine that you just realize... Oh, they move Balmong to Crystal? Oh, weird. I have to imagine that it's kind of like any other... community where you're just kind of like, okay, we're outside,

first suit off, and you know, you kind of know when to be in and when to be out of character based on what the gameplay is shoving you into, right? But the main thing is that Gilgamesh is the, is the, is the, is the raid server. So the Gilgamesh has like five times the population of all other servers. But then when they added the ability to travel to data centers, hey, guess what? Now Ather has five times the population of the other data centers because you, just want to go to Ather. So they have finally made it like, listen, are you in North America? You can queue with anybody. You can do a party finder with anybody in North America. You in Japan, party finder,

queue with anybody in Japan. This is a, also has a secret benefit, which is I play at 10 a.m. at night, sorry, 10 p.m. at night. Pacific. The population is much lower at 10 p.m. Pacific, because that's 1 a.m. Eastern. But if I'm queuing with the entirety of North America, queue times will be much shorter. Yeah, yeah. It's also led what I assumed to be a run on the housing market in various underpopulated servers because the reason why you don't want a house on that server is

because you can't do anything from that server. Oh, but wait, now you can commute to raid, essentially. Oh, yeah. Suburban commute system. The housing system. Right. Yes. right the housing system that makes people go crazy the lottery

yeah and like they added a bunch of houses but some of the houses are where people don't want to live but now they have added the ability to play with everybody or rather they will it's not going to come with the expansion is going to come before which is actually fairly exciting okay we don't got people patrol to the neighborhoods do we no okay so like i'm in my housing ward and uh there's a guy up the hill who's fucking house is this bright pink fucking garish shithole.

And they've been like that the whole time. No HOA. Every time I go back to my player house, I'm like, look at this fucking motherfucker. Fucking move. Move, man. The data center thing is genuinely one of the biggest because it just means it's a million times easier to play with anybody that you want.

Which is a huge deal. What else we got? they did announce new jobs. They didn't tell us what they would. He wore a shirt that had an FF, a dead FF14 character on it with the text, guess who's back as the hint for the new job? And it's so obvious that I am convinced it is some weird nonsense. This is a guy who wore a Spider-Man shirt to say, hey, Sam Ramey made Spider-Man. That means samurai is the next job. Level fucking, dip shit off-yuscation. Okay, fuck that. That's upsetting. Right. Yeah, right. Sure. Sure. Like, fucking, God damn it.

And then they announced that they are going to be making a completely new battle system, which was the biggest swing that I wanted, and it was even more than I expected. So they are going to be having Reborn mode, which is the game as is, named after a Realm Reborn. and they are going to have Evolved Mode, which is going to be a completely new ideology for the combat system.

It's still DDR, right? What's that? It's still DDR, right? Well, by DDR, do you mean hitting the buttons or moving your character? I mean moving your character to the right.

Yeah, encounters are going to change. Okay. You're still going to be moving your shit around and dodging the orange AOE on the ground. Okay. This is about how your character will interact with the world through violence. Okay.

Um, they're going to have both. And in a later interview with Yoshi P, hey, why are you keeping both? He's like, do you guys remember Star Wars galaxies? You remember how Star Wars galaxies changed its whole combat system to be a big improvement? But the players that like the old one just all left? We don't want to do that. If you fucking hate the new system with all of your bones,

stick with the old one. The old system will be there. It'll have some changes, as always. It's an expansion. but they're not like turning it into a different beast and then they said that the new one's a little bit stronger though

so it's very it's very clear what direction you're being nudged and people are going to absolutely you can play the old one it's a little weaker and people are going to mix and match yep

hmm I have no concept for whether this means just like is are we It's grooves, man. It's grooves. Sure, sure, sure.

From CVS 2. A character has moves and you do the rotation regardless. However, the small intricacies of what you're doing around that stuff gets tweaked. No. So, they brought up Street Fighter 6. This was their example. Oh, wait, whoa, wait. This is a fighting game free zone, y'all.

I know, but this was the example they used. Hold on, fighting games. They said, all right. They said, listen, you guys know about Street Fighter 6 and had classic controls and modern controls, which simplify a lot of the inputs. This is not that. It is not about simplifying the inputs. It is about changing the classes in a genuinely completely different direction. They will function differently.

But did they give specifics? They did. And that's when they said, by the way. later today we're going to do a two-hour show and we're going to show off four of the evolved jobs and how they work, which is way early. Usually you have to wait to like three weeks before the expansion comes out and they show you like, oh, here's the new buttons you're getting. They're like, no, we're going to show you these new things right away and we're going to demonstrate the functionality and we're going to go into the design documentation behind the new ideas.

So very, very exciting, though it's very obvious what they want you to use. Because all new jobs going forward will only have the new version. There's only evolved on any new job. And evolved mode is, quote, a little bit stronger, end quote. So it's definitely like the direction that they want to push you. Okay. And just in terms, uh, anyway. No, no, ask.

In terms of hard specifics, does it literally mean that the new mode has access to skills that the old doesn't? Or is it, okay, it's literally the pool. Like, completely different skills. Okay. Like, I, uh, like, I actually struggle to Mortal Kombat with the fucking stances in MKX is probably the closest example. Sure, sure, sure. Okay. Uh, then they said, hey, fuckheads. do you guys like Evangelion?

YouTube doesn't. Get copyright-stricken bitch. Yep. And that right around then is when it was like, okay. And you know what? I can also piece together that, hey, if they did a near raid previously,

and Yoko Taro was behind that, and Yoko Taro was also directing the new Ava, then... Hey, look at that. Those guys know each other. How's about that? One phone call, get in here. Okay.

So the new 24-man raid will be called Evangelion Times Final Fantasy Ghosts of Desire. I don't know what the fuck that means, but this is my two biggest, oh, they're going to kiss. Also, for those of you at home who would like to dress up your characters, plug suits for that degenerate audience are on the menu. Great, great. Yeah. You just know there's going to be a tank encounter where the tank has to physically hold. back the Ramial fucking geometry beam and all sorts of good shit like that. For everyone who messaged me or for everyone who thought about messaging me, I guess all I say is

when you're holding out the seeds to attract the critter to come eat from your hand as the woolly approaches, don't get too excited. Don't freak out too much. Just hold still. Don't be shaking so hard. All the seeds just fucking fall everywhere. Just hold still. And spook them. Flat palm and just hold the seeds out. Okay? You get too excited.

You start shaking and we're scampering out of here. Back into the tree. So it was a really interesting thing because they said, hey, guys. I know you guys usually co-streamed the thing on YouTube, but don't do it this time. We can't control YouTube's content ID system. And to me and many others, that was like, oh, there's going to be a licensed thing. because Square Inix has the control over their own content ID system on YouTube. Huh, wonder could it be?

I expected some like second-rate centi piece of shit as like a fucking PVP collaboration like Garo was. That's cool. Or like common rider game coming to FF14, you know, something like that. I did not expect fucking Evangeline. Yeah, that's the big one. I don't think anybody expected that. I, but I can see the through line through Yokotaro. Yeah, you know.

Yeah, I can see it. The only question is like, you're going to find Evangelians, but like the size difference is large. Yeah, I guess that's the question is what is the lingering effect on the game outside of having plug suit cosmetics, you know? Pen pen pen, minion. Okay. Oh, the lingering effect. Bro, the near shit might as well exist in a fucking. pocket dimension. Sure, sure. But like,

no one's walking around jumping out of their FF15 car into their fucking unit one. No, that's too big. Yeah. It's way too big. Yeah. Like the, like, you know what the Nears longest term effect on the game's lifestyle is? Is the, the

pant item that makes your ass bigger, like 2B? It's an actual item of them, though. Yes. Okay. It's like your haul leggings type 2B. Okay. So plug suits, pen pen, and maybe like a watermelon patch. Yeah, sure.

All right. And somehow, and like a housing item that's like unit one's head or something like that. Also, let's be real. I know that you were just saying like you never would have imagined that. You could sooner imagine Camerrider fucking Zets or some shit. But Ava's a whore and Ava is cheap. And Ava has its license. You got a point.

You can get an Ava toothbrush. You can get a fucking Ava. like they are not discerting or discriminating with what that license gets used with you know so you got a yeah Ava is a cheap fucking horror

uh they then went on to say free trial expanded to include shadowbringers that's the best expansion they ever put out that's the peak of the game that's the one for free that's the one before end walker

that is the one one before N Walker. That is, that is as good as the game has ever been for free. Did you hear the critically acclaimed Final Fantasy 14 is now free to play, which includes the, and there's a new one now because they have to list like three experiences. Right, right. Yeah. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's a big incentive push for, for folks. And that was today. Uh, shadowbringers is free as of today.

So if you're thinking about getting. people at home. No better time than now and no better price than fucking free. It's hard. It's hard to beat free. It is. Because they have to do this because they always do it two expansions back now. Because they can't say, hey, by the way, you want to buy fucking eight games?

Even if you don't know if you like it. Yeah. Come on. It's ridiculous. And. You said 7.5 is... Today. Is that...

Okay. So you are paying for... All right. Three updates worth of stuff once you complete this. So the way that it is as of now... 2.0, 2.1, 2.3.3.4.2.1.2.3.3.3.3.3.3.5. 4.4.5. 4.4.2.4.4.4.2. 3, 4, 5, and 4.1, 4.2.

Oh, God, no, 5. It goes all the way up to 5.5. Anyway, we're currently at 7.5, and we're going to go to 8. But you're getting like 60% of the fucking game for free. And there's a couple of, like, limitations on free accounts. Can't make a party by yourself. Can't join a free company. Can't trade with other players.

social stuff restricted well it's because they don't want bots to go fucking crazy oh yeah okay okay okay right like that that's the main thing they don't want free accounts to just be jerry rigged into robots and just hassle you all day they want the bots to at least have to pay for a goddamn service account and that includes offline

what offline or sorry single player mode oh uh yeah no it includes trusts So what it is is you go to a dungeon, you, I'm a pussy. I want to play with robots. And then the robots fill in for the other party members. Hey, hey. And the way that they have balanced that is that the robots do it really slow. Well, if Shinji says, I don't like other people and I don't want to play with them, Shinji should be allowed.

That's the opposite fucking theme of Evangelion, man. Well, you start at episode one before instrumentality, pass. You started episode one. Hedgehog dilemma. Hedgehog's dilemma goes as far as Orim Vail. Or at least it used to. Hey. You don't pay my sub.

You're not paying a sum at all. It's free. You don't pay my sub doesn't work for people in the free trial because you're like, you're not paying shit. Fuck you. I have all the license in the world to tell you to fucking get good. They put fucking single player. and it made it free in the game.

Do what you want. Then they brought the CEO out. And CEO announced a Switch 2 version coming in August. Was he the one that did the AI? No, that's later. Oh, that's the translator, man? He's the fault. It's his fault.

They did the AI. No, it's not him. Okay. He's an AI, bro, for sure. But came out and announced the Switch 2 version, which has a complicated, multi-tiered subscription structure that I don't fully understand.

But fuck it. I'm going to play a lot of that fucking game on the switch, too, God damn it. That's the perfect place for this thing. Yeah, yeah, kid. Play with your blocks. Read your curious storage. Was it already portable? No.

This is the first one. Oh, you can't get the client on the Steam deck, can you? You can, but not natively. You have to go, you have to kind of dig around with the guts. it's a it's a little bit of a jump okay yeah um what else was i going to say about that no need for online service but you still have to resub at half the price it's it's complicated um i fully expect to put a shit ton of hours on the switch two version of this game in bed until my wife wakes back up at two in the morning goes go go the fuck to bed stop it um and then that let they said hey ps4

players, you have two years to get a PS5. We're going to cut PS4 support. Crossplay ends. Wow. No, no, support ends. Game will not be playable in two years on PS4. So, yeah, crossplay is a moving circle that, like... Yes, as it goes forward.

It moves forward and, yeah. Xbox and PlayStation, Nintendo Switch, and the personal computer all played together all nice, but PS4 is going to no longer be supported, just like PS3 was no longer supported. And they even gave the reason. They're like the standard PS4 hard drive will not be big enough for the size of the game. Okay. Yeah, right. Right, right. It's not like, oh, it's going to run crazy. They're just like literally too big for the fucking hard drive. The person who's already

doing this has nothing else on their console anyway. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. And then the CEO said something weird. They described a story in which Yoshida was very, Yoshipi was very unhappy with the state of support given to him by the parent company. And their, what was it? Their questions became what was described as a persistent, no, enthusiastic demand that FF14 get more support in the future.

What does that mean? It means Yoshi P got fucking pissed off that all of FF14's money gets kicked into bullshit like foam stars. Ah. Okay. And said, hey, dude. You need to put up.

If we're going to make the best MMO in the market, you need to fucking nut up and give us the resources we ask for. We're holding down this whole thing and letting you do the experimental shit. The promise is that they will get all the support they ask for. and that will be seen like okay so they're going they're doubling the amount of jobs in the game

we're going from 21 to 45 because all jobs are going to have two versions now yeah that's that's that's that's expanding the character i was going to say that's multiple characters is what that is but yeah it's a lot yeah you're allowed to you're allowed to acknowledge your leverage you're allowed to look at your leverage and say hey i'm the one doing this it's me I'm the one funneling money into the fucking every mobile game you guys crash and burn onto the rocks Or every mobile game

That gets fucking offline And then has to be brought back by fans Looking at you near We'll talk about that later So then they close up the show And they said hey by the way If you come back later We usually do a dev panel

And the dev panel is usually like pretty dry. Right. The dev panel's usually like, this is the kind of server infrastructure we had to deal with to fight the glamour system, you know, shit like that. And it's like very dry. No, fuck it. We're treehouse gaming after the trailer. Come back and watch us. Look at the, yeah. This time was like, hey, do you want to see Paladin, Bard, White Mage, and Dragoon in the new system? And everyone, yeah, I do. So, we had a couple hour break. We came back for the

battle system overview. And that's all they talked about. And they did something that I'm calling the sacrificial lamb. They got up, oh, what's his name? Hikaru Tamaki, the new battle system director. And they're like,

this guy invented the evolved battle system. He has designed every single job in the new system by himself. so if you fucking hate it it's this guy's fault smart

smart um and then they they couldn't turn the PC on with the power point on for like 40 minutes nice they just so you might have seen pictures of the live letters

where Yoshi P is holding up a fucking picture of a character on a piece of paper no wait yes because that was the joke on the thumbnail last week which was the live leaks logo yes yes yes so he picks up a piece of paper and he's like this is the new armor they do that because they always have massive technical problems doing their shows so this one the computer was dead wouldn't power on for like 40 minutes it was very stressful because everyone's sitting there going i want to see the new job and they're like pc don't turn on can tony help us Tony help us Tony help us. And some, some guy named Tony came out and, of course, hit three buttons and there and it was, it was fixed. So because Hikaru Tamaki is the guy who's designing everything about the new battle system, and it's all on him, and he's been there forever, but he's never been trusted with this

amount of stuff. They said, all right, do you guys want to know what Mr. Tomaki-san has worked on? They go, okay. He built. the following versions of the following jobs. Ninja and 2.4. Great. That's when Ninja got invented. Machinist in 3.0. That's machinist being invented. Astro in 3.0, the best version of Astro.

Samurai 4.0, the best version of samurai. Dancer 5.0, the best version of dancer. Reaper 6.0, the best version of Reaper. And Picto 7.0, maybe the best class to ever be added to the game mechanically. He is the guy that invented half of the new jobs in the game And the ones that he made were all picture perfect Complete sets of jobs that other developers struggled to add to later Is Ninja based on shadow

What's that? Is ninja based on shadow? Uh, yes. Of course he is. Cool. Then went on to go, I did, uh, I'm going to rattle these off. He did these dungeons. He did Hawk Manor Hard, good one. Tam Tama Deepcro, Deepcroft hard.

Very good one. Saw him all good. He made Arf. And then he made the boss fight called Construct 7. Do you know Worker 8 from Final Fantasy Tactics? Nope. The robot? Anyway.

So in the lighthouse, there's a version of him called Construct 7. And as a result, this boss fight showed off that FF14 players can't do basic math. The boss will kick your HP down to one or two or three or four and then put circles on the ground that are one or two or three or four. And he'll say stuff like make a multiple of five. Do a prime number. Okay. Guess what? People suck shit at that mechanic.

They are terrible at it. You shouldn't, you probably shouldn't do that to people. That's that don't, don't expose people like this. The very, very, very first day that that raid came out, me and my friends did it, and we were the only ones to live through it and get all of our prime numbers correctly. 24-man raid with 16 dead, stupid, can't-do-math idiots and my group, and it felt awesome. I would probably, I probably wouldn't enjoy that. As one, a prime number. I would probably not enjoy that.

Well, as a result of the fact that he built Construct 7, the crowd has now nicknamed him Mr. Prime. And that will be his nickname on the team forever. That's a pretty good one. If I have to do damage to the boss by looking at a square root symbol, I'm fucking tapping out. I'm out of here, bro. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, hold on.

I got some for you. going forward he also let's see copy image there we go he also built Eden's verse refulgence savage which includes a mechanic

called Light Rampart which I'm sending you a picture of Light Rampart is the most fucked up mechanic to ever be in the game doesn't help that this has Japanese on it but yeah it doesn't it is it is the it is the meanest

most unfair do it perfectly you sons of bitches mechanic ever if anyone makes even the slightest mistake an explosion goes off that blinds the other players

during the mechanic like it's vindictive um like are are we having another woolly fuck you and your frame data moment

is this this Is this what's going on here? Anyway, point being, they got the guy who made Light Rampart to fucking design the new jobs. He's a freak. He also plays tons of league, but we're going to sweep that under the rug. Oh, yeah, there it is. There's a good old Light Rampart. Okay.

I'm going to say that there are six attacks or states, and the pattern of the attack in a circular arena will be... Oh, I don't. understand fucking light rampart oh okay what you think I know how to do this because I'm so fuck that I'm looking at look this up I'm I'm guessing that each of these icons refers to a class that needs to be in that location um you know and the danger zones

are the yellow highlighted circles and uh the other thing is that light rampart has dozens of variations in position so you'll be running it for hours and constantly be given a new variation you have to acclimate to instantly. And oh, the Summiner walked a little bit too far to left. Massive light explosion.

Nobody else can see where they're standing. And it's a wipe. Like it's a vindictive mechanic. It's quite cruel. So everybody gets toxic at their teammates if they don't follow this circle chart. No, no, no. Everyone gets toxic at the person who designed it. Who was unknown up until this last week?

I see. I see. He also worked on the entire PVP system and the job action and portrait system. Yes, sir. I see a hand going up. Yes, sir. What's up? Who is Koji Fox and why can't he read the room?

Koji Fox is the translator, the head localizer. Okay. Oh, why can he read the room? So you're referring to Koji Fox did a presentation on Sunday in which he used what may or may not have been AI generated images that looked like. shit during his PowerPoint after explaining that the CEO demands that he use these in his PowerPoint. The CEO of Squeenix. That's right.

That was just on stage. That was just on stage. Okay. The kind of like sassy gag that didn't read the room correctly, but also people didn't read that read that. room correctly. That being said, he's a, he's a massive meme lord. He's the, he's the reason why every single quest in F of 14 has some kind of pun in it. I heard that, um, everyone was laughing and enjoying and having fun and then the audience went dead silent. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Um, so the long and short of it is they finally actually got down and they were like,

hey, here's, here's what the new fucking system is. And the, the, easiest way to explain the new system is to show you a picture of them saying, hey, the amount of buttons you hit is cut by fucking 60%. They have trimmed 60% of the buttons in the game.

They want the game to be played on 16 buttons. Not 40 plus 16, which fits on the D-pad and the buttons while holding left trigger and right perfectly. So some of these evolved spells will do multiple

things that the reborn ones did? Exactly. Okay. So basically they showed off there's a there's a tank move called provoke which is you pointed an enemy you go hey fuckhead no I'm the one you're going to be fighting right? There's also

a different skill called shirk that goes hey no don't don't fight me fight the other guy and they've combined them into one button and so it's going to do whatever the fuck it needs to do depending on if you're targeting the boss or another party member. There's no need for that to be two buttons. It's always going to do something different depending on what you aim it at.

They've also said that combos that are one, two, three will just live on one button. And when you hit it, that button will turn into the next hit of the combo. And this is all doable on GamePad, right? You don't need a keyboard. That's the only way I play. Yeah. Okay. In fact, the guy who built this plays on Game.

game pad nearly exclusively. And is there any kind of like friction between keyboard players and pad players? No, there's a couple things that keyboard people have an easier time and a couple things that game, mouse and game pad people have an easier time. Like healers tend to have a slightly easier time on, on mouse and keyboard because they just take the mouse and point at the party list. And there's a couple like movement mechanics, like platforming is easier on a, on a game pad.

like it just is because you have the analog control. Then went on to say okay not only is it going to be crunched down and condensed as much as we can we are also very familiar with

the two minute meta and they popped up this goddamn screenshot of everything I was talking to you about last week and they said hey we've had to design almost every boss in the game to chill out at the 125 second mark so that everybody can get their burst going

and it's really limited in encounter design and it limits job design so fuck it the two minute meta is dead and they have done so by removing every single buff in the game oh wow oh the most absurd

change they could make all buffs are gone Dragoon will never buff the critical rate of the party. Dancer probably isn't going to be increasing someone's damage. The healers aren't going to be drawing cards to up skill speed. No. Everyone's going to be playing their class for them. You're not going to have to worry about lining up your fucking burst on top of the monk or whatever the fuck bullshit.

They even put out a slide that's like, it's time to break free from the cycle. The tyranny of the two-minute meta is over. So then a tank's job is to protect the team. Tank's job is more specifically to have the boss focus on them. Right? Okay. The tank can take the hit. The DPS can't take the hit.

And healers' jobs are to heal. To heal. And do damage when they're not healing. But outside of that, the idea of changing the stats of your party slightly here and there is now no longer a thing. So basically, the way that it worked is say you had a Dragoon in the party, right? The Dragoon has a button called Battle Litany,

which takes 120 seconds to come back. So it's on the two minutes. Battle litany increases critical rate of everybody in the party by 15%. Well, that means everybody wants to hit every single button they got in the 15 second window the battle litany is going off because you get a 15% bonus.

So everyone, okay, we drew into the party okay when are you going to do battle litany okay we're all going to do all of our biggest buttons on battle but litany okay well the machinist you got oh you have one too okay you make sure to hit your party wide raid buff at the same time that he hits battle litany so now everybody is just building like this perfect mathematical solution to an encounter where everybody hits all their buttons at the perfect times and it's like a it's like a prescribed solution yeah every time you don't have actually. Every time you've described the final state of this game, it has always sounded solved and then like the frustration. Optimized.

Optimized and thus the anger came from people who were. Oh, Machinus doesn't have one anymore. My mistake. The frustration came from people who did not play and optimized or in the solved manner. Yeah. So that used to be not so bad. It was like, it was not about optimized. It's like, hey, you know the fucking order you hit your buttons in? Maybe you should

hit the like maybe you should hit your one two three combo in the order of one two three maybe don't just stand there doing light punch all day i can see how that's not fun but it got way the fuck out of hand and so now no more of that so by removing every single fucking buff in the game yeah you can trim a lot of buttons there's a lot of buttons that ended up just being fluff for making the party stronger or whatever and then i'm not going to go into it but they show it off for all of them, but they showed off Paladin. They're like, Paladin's mostly the same, except Paladin now has a perfect parry. It's the tank. It's going to be taking hits. Put out your shield button. And if you get hit within four seconds of you doing that, you'll get a perfect

parry and a repost. Because you're a tank. You have a shield. You should be a brick. Then they showed off Dragoon, and Dragoon has completely changed as a brand new class. It's now jumping constantly. And they even showed off that you will have a minor limit break as a jump that holds you in the sky for multiple seconds and turns damage to your character to almost nothing. Yeah. Well, Chagoon jump. That's what Chagoon's do. Yeah. Yeah.

Tragoon didn't have that. That's silly and is betraying the character fantasy of what a dregoo ought to be doing. It's a very long story as to how we went from. Dragoon using to have jumps and then them going, well, maybe we can do this. And then having jumps, but the jumps were just off global attacks that you just fill. They were just combo filler. Right. I guess the idea of making someone invincible for a few turns and then doing a ton of damage and doing it again was a problem.

So they literally said they tried it with the dragoon being invincible, but it breaks too many of the encounters. Okay. Like, because there's encounters where the game will pick like two DPS and put tethers. on them and shit like that. But if the dragoon is like completely invincible, it will actually just break. So they put it at like 90%. Right?

They showed off Bard. Bard is completely different. And they showed off another like ability that's like a new type of ability. Or it has a positional dodge depending on where you're moving. Like a little leap and arrow shot that will activate depending on what direction you're facing.

Bart doesn't have anything cool like that. And so they're showing off these types of things they also showed off a white mage thing where the more you heal the bigger you'll as you heal as white mage you'll build up stacks that you cash out for damage because they're like you should be healing you shouldn't just be doing white mage damage and then healing the bare minimum no we want you to heal fucking heal you're a white mage um and it makes it gives a lot of hope because there's a lot of jobs that have weird mechanics that they should have had this whole time but they never did because it would never fit in the

this nice unified, perfectly, mathematically solved system. So I play Dark Knight. In most Final Fantasy games, Dark Knight cashes in health to do more damage. That would not work in the old system at all. You would just be a bad tank that dies all the time. But now they've said that Dark Knight will be a dedicated off tank. So maybe I'm going to get that. The main thing is that the guy who built this system built all the jobs in PVP.

so you can go look at the way they play in PVP and go, I think they're going to do this or I think they're going to do that. So you still have to work as a coordinated team and be in the right place and do all the right things, but you just... It's just you playing your class

is going to be more about the way that you want to play your class instead of perfectly mathematically solving every encounter according to your team composition. And or if I do something but I don't do enough damage because you didn't get me strong enough.

I'm not going to have... Yeah, that could happen. Yeah, right, right. And like, there's, something called drift because it's a you know you use the ability it comes back in 120 seconds what if you used it three seconds late what if you used it two seconds late again now you've drifted all the way out and everyone's popping their shit when it's sucked dude it's a very frustrating way to design jobs because everybody had to fit in a very specific mold and so people

that is also watch the present the i the i really feel like i i zoom in many times when you talk about that that like the you know the the grief that comes from people not doing their jobs properly stuff because one of my favorite things in video games I talk about the reason why I love Krono Trigger so much is because the idea of double text is the sickest shit ever

I love the idea of Gutson Griffith fucking double X cutting um Zod right I that moment in games is one of my favorite things ever it's a super sick thing to encapsulate in video game fashion so when it

Page is playing Chrono Trigger later today, by the way, over Twitch.com, TV slash Pizza Live, but she's aiming for 6 o'clock p.m. Pacific. Sick. She hasn't gotten an X cut yet, though. So when the idea of the teamwork, double tech, triple tech, whatever you want to call it thing, is not just an amazing positive flourish, but in fact

becomes a negative when it's absent. It's statistical and mandatory. This is killing what I love about video games to hear that. Yeah. That is upsetting on a fundamental core level to me. Yeah, no, there's a reason people don't like the two-minute meta. It prescribes how to play. Now, obviously, massive fucking dorks have looked at the footage and they've mathed out, oh, the class is probably going to play like this, right? It's going to, you know, you'll build up

this meter and you'll burst here. But I think it was Paladins at 40 seconds, dragoons at 60 seconds, barreds at 80 seconds. They don't necessarily all line up, which means if you miss a button by a second or two seconds. No, just keep playing. You didn't run the whole encounter out of whack. There's a larger folder, a larger window that you can activate it. Yeah.

Just do your best on your class, try to do as much damage as you possibly can, as fast as you can. And then they showed off cute little things like Bard will play a song and give everybody a shield, which has not been a thing for a while. That just plays into like,

this is how we want. Now, granted, they showed off the four most normalist classes for this, right? Paladin, it's Paladin. White Maids is a white mage, right? I expect other jobs to be weirder. I expect some of them to be completely remade into completely different jobs. Like, I think Sumner is going to get its fifth rework. Again, I think Summoner's gotten, like,

four or five so far. Scholar's going to be completely different. Okay. I'm going to do this. What's he going to do? Oh. I'm going to do this.

Yes. No, no. That's the end, by the way. Okay. All right. All right. That is the end. Okay, cool. All right.

That actually... Instead of people going, resting Bish face fully is not engaged. I will tell you directly, I am starting to drift. Yeah. As of this moment. Okay, here we are. Okay. All right.

Why use many buttons when fewer do good? Okay. The last thing I will say, though, Wals, is like some of these jobs have 40 plus buttons on a controller. It's a, it's a lot. It's a lot. Paladin has hold left trigger the D-pad and all the buttons

hold the right trigger D-pad all the buttons right trigger then left trigger D-pad all the buttons left trigger right trigger D-pad all the buttons

and then double-tap a trigger and four or five buttons they have hit the legitimate physical limit of how many ways they can hide buttons on your controller

so casting is basically what we wanted Hitchhiker's mod and DMC5 to be with toggles to quick select things. Well, yeah, but now what they've done is they're just going to cut it that they all fit on the main pad. You're not going to have to hide buttons on the toggles. Left-right combos anymore. It's like, no, you can just look at it. You can see it. You can do it.

Okay. I guess I can see how that's not modern mode, but it is modern philosophy. Because you are actively doing. less to achieve the same results. Basically, they don't want to have a situation where you can't do a jumping medium kick. They just want to create a situation where the game will know if you want a jumping medium kick or a jumping hard kick because of what you're targeting. I guess the question is, will you ever need the precision of doing a jump without a medium

kick or a medium kick without a jump? Well, what's probably going to happen is there going to be designing encounters from ever cold onwards for the new system primarily. But that old system is there for the hyper niche uses. I'm sure some nerd on the balance is going to figure out that if you want to do woo-woo at peak efficiency, you actually want to bring in a reborn dragoon and an evolved ninja and an evolved paladin and a reborn warrior and shit like that. But that's for the freaks that live on the balance.

And those people are unwell. They are mentally unwell. Because it is less, uh, if it is less ideal to not have both your crouching light punch and your crouching light kick. However, if you're going to force one over the other, you're basically giving a, it's a balancing choice, right? But here you're balancing not for PVP, but for PVE. Um, so.

yeah okay it's an interesting thing but um that's that's a pretty drastic change to yeah it's they're changing the way rewards roll out the way the fucking game functions the types of rewards you get like just it is a fucking huge change i'm thrilled most people are somewhere between cautiously optimistic and absolutely ecstatic i leveled up 16 times since fan fest Jesus Christ back the fuck in wow

all right um also Thursday I'm doing 7.5 come on down for that I thought you said you did 7.5 no I did 7.3 and 7.4 oh okay

7.5 came out today okay okay okay okay okay all right all right I don't like Final Fantasy it's cool I get ready for another of these in July

I find I find I find massive balancing decision things to be an interesting discussion no matter what the genre, especially when you are flipping your old philosophy on its head. And I guess you have examples of things where, like you said with Star Wars, people walked away from the game rather than abandon what they were used to. Yeah, Star Wars, it was a better version of the game, like by an average person's metric. but the people who liked the old busted version didn't want the new version they wanted the old busted one and because this is on a system wide level

what ends up happening in a lot of cases if it's a character specific thing I'm just thinking of times where people are like yeah my character got shot I'm fuck this I'm dropping them you know I saw a guy in the chat when I said maybe Dark Knight will use its health as a resource when I play Dark Night I don't want to do that

it's like well maybe you just play the old version then if that's how it goes you don't have to stop playing the game because the old version's right there can you have a cool gun blade and use it to do cool gun blade things and then just just do that are you talking about the gunbreaker tank class

which my good friend darius has been playing extensively for many years I don't know man Renzo Kukin yeah that's in there cool absolutely not much just not no other starts at starts at level 60

no thought head empty It's fun Okay It has the most Fighting Game input Of anything in the game Oh yeah Called Continuation

Where you do Combo A And then hit Continuation To do a follow-up On a super strict timer And then Bubba-Bub-Bub-Bub It's the only one that has that rhythm

Okay All right And Gunbreakers now free With the Shadowbringer's free trial Everybody Chat your hands are shaking your seeds are spilling. I see that I see it.

Your speed your seeds are spilling. You're dropping the seeds. You're a bust in your pants before you even get to the bed. You're fucking, oh, you're, uh, steady head.

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what did you say? You know the thing that you say all the time, go piss girl? Yeah? You know that's a gossip. Gossip girl. that's they changed it's a meme what's gossip girl

the show they didn't isn't that where that comes from where they took the no man I'm just being I'm just being supportive okay but your piss but the go piss girl

meme that everyone says is that not from taking the gossip girl logo and changing the text around to say go piss girl I thought that's what that was yeah that's what it is right yeah of course there you go oh I don't want to type that in

no no I'm not going to No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is another case of, like, the meme has gone so far that we don't know what the original thing is. We just say go piss girl, but we don't know where it came from. We have forgotten our history. Sad. Well, have a good piss. Okay, so I hinted at it a little bit earlier, but a story from a couple weeks back that we didn't touch on was

near reincarnation, the mobile game that shut down that is canonical to the near franchise and is a part of the lore, enough so that music from it gets put into the orchestra show, had a fan rebuild an offline version of the game so that you can go and play it because the live service mobile shit shut down.

And that has led to a discussion around the necessary preservation that sometimes the companies don't do, that that fan modification has to do. And it got strange and had some twists and turns to it. I don't get the full bit, but I do know that there, I know that at one point, uh, there was a discussion thread from,

um, a former SNK and square employee. Um, itchy who was talking about how when games go offline, the difficulty of, uh, ending live service on things doesn't always mean that you can make a simple modification. Um, and that what's required to, to, to preserve it is more like a full overhaul because quote, making a, an offline version of a game technically work and making it an enjoyable product are two different things. Quote, there's a strong risk that the game will end up playable, but not entertaining or that it'll simply fall apart as a game.

So, and I guess there's been a back and forth as to people who, you know, agree or disagree with the, like, fan preserving the ability to go back and play the game offline, et cetera. To that I say that's true. And if the people that are making it are like, oh, it's not, just because you make it playable offline, it's not necessarily going to be fun, that's, that's a real statement. However, full-throated, I don't give a fuck. it's don't shut it down then asshole and or design the game to be not unfun when it's not connected to a server don't fucking make it that it's time obsolete and that this whole thing hinges on the fun being because you're connected to a weekly series of bullshit coming at the the game on regular drops make it so that made it bad on purpose though yeah like it's such it's so stupid to think that like okay No, that's harsh. It's silly to, it's true to say the game will be less fun if you designed it to be bad unless it was online.

But then you should have made the game better then. And also, while you're at it, if it's an online game, which people have spent time or money or whatever on, in a lot of cases you're going to talk about a free to play game where they spent money on, whether cosmetics currencies, whatever the fuck. And then you're going to take that away from them. no people should be able to continue to preserve their ability to play the thing especially if there's money that exchanged hand does and is involved and you know what that's not a hard fast rule if the game is free I still don't want it to disappear

disappear into the time hole and not be playable it doesn't matter if you spent money on it or not it should still be something where if people are preserving it so that you can play it in the future then fuck you too bad like yeah that that is the the idea that games come out and are just meant to me these transient experiences and fucking disappear forever because each shit like well enough fuck that. I really don't agree with this weird take that like you were supposed to come in and experience

this moment in time like you are going to the Louvre or some shit and then now that that moment is gone it's the memories that you hold on to that are that are what count like... That's all. Do that shit in the game like if you want to do a Yoko Taro and then go oh yeah there goes your save file but the product you own is still there and you can fucking pop it in and play it in the future if you ever want to you know

there are just the idea that I know that from the moment I talk about selling that copy of Star Fox back in the day I went fuck this I hate the idea of getting rid of this and it just turned out that like going into this let's playing thing

down the line hanging onto old games and stuff has actually become a pretty cool useful thing because while emulation has gotten better and it makes it possible to go back and check out stuff that you don't necessarily have access to anymore. There are some things where it was worth it for me to hold on to it. I have gone and dug up old shit and had use for it in a way that I otherwise wouldn't

have if we just, everything just became obsolete and then deleted forever. I fucking hate this idea that we have to get used to the game industry becoming temporary experiences and I don't support anything that pushes towards that or says that yeah sorry the game was not designed with this in mind therefore too bad

you just have to stare at it as a title screen forever It's a wildly uncontroversial takes Yeah it just it It seems insane to think that people are pushing back against it and going no actually let the game die and it should be

you should be not allowed to play it anymore actually if the developer says you shouldn't be able to play it anymore. It seems so insane to be like, actually, no, let's get on the side of you can't play it anymore. Like, who's in favor of end of service? Like, this is, anyway. It was stupid. I just, I saw this pop up and I was like, oh, hey, cool. Someone figured out how to make the near game playable after it's gone.

It sucks that it's gone. And then to find out that there's any battle around this is just nonsense. Ridiculous. Beyond that, Ponkel has the developers of vampire survivors. Oh, Ponkel. Ponkel.

I miss her. Is there, Ponkel and team are working on over 15 projects, including famous franchises and opening new studios in Japan and Italy. So they've got vampire crawlers coming and... Oh, that vampire collars is out. Okay. So I played it.

It wasn't for me. But the apparent way that the success of vampire survivors has exploded is such that 15 different projects, including new games and DLCs and things like that, are all being worked on. This was originally reported on as 15 games and then he came out to clarify that that's, you know, including updates and so on. But that's still a lot.

15 is insane. And the way it works and why is because they basically have split up into teams of 5, 10, or 15 people all working on different projects. And

I guess that's... You're like an indie movie publisher. Or like It's almost like, so there's something that exists, I don't exist here in Montreal and in a couple other places, is indie collectives. There will be a big warehouse or open dev room where like 30 different companies of a few people will all be in the same room making their games together. And if you temporarily need some help from somebody like an artist or a programmer or whatever, you can consult with others in the room and collaborate on things and, you know, get your game shipped faster by relying on. others, each other's resources collectively, which is pretty cool. This is all not that, though, in the sense that it's like, it's an idea of that, but it's all within it's, it is one dev.

But they say that, yeah, the structure will have a designer, a bunch of producers, and a little team that's agile and flexible. And I guess, like, some projects can succeed and some can fail, but they're working on them all simultaneously. One of those is going to be a hit. And that'll, I guess, pay for the rest. And you know what? When you look at vampire survivors and how little of a game there is to that and how successful it is.

There's so much game to that. Then the philosophy, I can see how it applies here to being like, oh, yeah, we don't need to do much. Expectation for what this game is, what the games or projects are meant to be, it couldn't be lower in terms of just like, it's, it. One person could probably take care of these things. So I guess that's what they're doing and why the number's at 15, but that's still batch it to hear. Like one of those is going to be a vampire survivor's update for sure. And one of them is going to be a vampire crawlers update for sure. I don't know what the fuck the other 13 are.

Oh, wait. There's Warhammer survivors. There's the Warhammer one. I hope more. Okay, that's it. That's, I'm done. I hope it's more surviving and less crawling. Well, the Warhammer one is surviving.

Okay, that's cool. Have you seen that one? No, but I think you remember you were talking about it. Yeah. Guess what it is? It's fucking. just fucking vampires of ours. Yeah.

With war hammered characters. I wish I liked crawlers more because I'm like, I'm in the mood for something like that. But anyway, there was, of course, your weekly news. Here come the layoffs. This time over at Behavior. So the Dead by Daylight folks have confirmed some layoffs. And I now know I think like

three people that you know got hit by that it's kind of it's sad how this is like just yep par for the course

what studio is it this week all right it's dead by daylight you know no numbers behind the amount of people though uh dog shit fucking sucks

I would love to see some kind of breakdown of how many layoffs. Like, they're all, a layoff is outside of like, you know, dramatic economic scenario. It's a poor management decision. And like, I wonder how many of these layoffs are due to the poor management decision of, oh my God, video games are making so much money during this global pandemic. We just scale up forever.

That's a part of it that we've been saying for a while now. that's not all of it. But that certainly is a part of it for at least some of these studios. And you can go look back at what they were doing during that time. And if you can look at how much Coke they were getting their dealer to bring to the back alley of the studio, you can see how hard they were partying at the time. The other way to frame it, of course, is you could just pull up Microsoft and go, hey, 9,000 people. Those aren't layoffs.

You're getting an early retirement. Here's some money. Get the fuck out of here. Whomp. And the rest of you double down on how much AI is surveilling your day-to-day activities. So dead times. In terms of other corporate bullshit, Coyote versus Acme trailer came out. And movie looks funny.

Looks fun. But noteworthy just in the sense that. They're branding it as the movie Acme doesn't want you to see. Good. And then when... Very smart. And when the Warner Brothers logo pops up, they zoom in at the bottom of it and goes a wholly owned subsidiary of Acme Corp. So they're leaning into it with the marketing at the very least, being like, fuck you, WB.

I'm so excited for that movie. I only have one tiny little thing, which is when... when it was being deleted for tax reasons, one of the statements I saw repeated by a couple of people who worked on it was that it was such an incredible work of art. And then it was like a new era of Who Framed Roger Rabbit in terms of like the characters being on screen with live actors. And I was like, oh man, who frame Roger Rabbit is just the absolute peak of 2D animation and live action.

They still can't be topped. And then I saw the, trailer and it was fucking 3D models with a cell shading filter on it and I'm like oh that's not what I wanted but okay

I guess that the era of old hand drawn fucking slavishly detailed uh fantasia shit is gone it's it's just gone um

and like we There's a moment playing, um, there's a moment playing pragmata recently where we're looking at the, you're walking around Slop York City. Yeah. And this is all that's in the memory.

This is all we've got. Right. And it's kind of like, remember how we, we felt about like just the lowest quality, uh, list and reaction arrow point content on YouTube. back in the day and how, you know, and similarly here where you're just like, yep, all of that, right?

And think about all the lowest efforts, like versions of that in every medium we like, be it video games, be it 2D animation versus 3D, et cetera. The AI slop creates a bar so low that we yearn, we yearn for the low quality React content. We yearn for the 3D. I saw a gentleman, forget who it was on my timeline, describing that they fell down a rabbit hole of completely unmanned YouTube channels being fully run by slop about like wrestling.

And then the robot will just lose their mind and just go, what, what, what, what for like an hour? And no one in the comments even mentions it at all. No, I'm not in denial. No, I'm not in denial. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Godfather, three. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, okay. Give me your over-dramatic React content. Fuck it. Like, give me that reality TV. Fuck.

The shit that was created when writing, when the writing strike was happening, and now we've got a format based on not having writers around. Yeah, you just want human beings on camera, period. Give me the shittiest human beings you got in terms of entertainment.

Rather watch that. I remember Conan spinning his wedding ring on the fucking of the Conan show for like 10 minutes. It's somehow made of someone entertaining. Because I like Conan O'Brien. I think he's a funny guy. I don't like shithead Sora the robot.

It's a fuckhead. Triumph the insult comic dog still getting play as of this week. No, man, that sounds great. You know, showing up on the Daily Show. So, um, all right. Beyond that, uh, there was the other news this week of the man Negoshi, a.k.a. The man who erased his game. This is weird.

So we talked about how there was a net ease funding pull and $44 million was needed to finish Gang of Dragon. And that was looking like the project. Not an insignificant sum. Mm-hmm. Not great for the future of Gang of Dragon. Well, following that up has been the complete deletion of the game's trailer and YouTube accounts and all. marketing for it entirely, which is... Well, that's not good.

I mean, there's canceling a game and letting it just sit in the frozen state forever, walking away from the project, and then there's going back to erase all traces of its existence, which is fucking crazy shit, but that's... I don't know. Still got a page on Steam. It feels like that Johnny's style management. shit where you're not allowed to look at the actors actually.

We've changed our mind and you have not paid us so your eyeballs may not behold our talent. We had something great and now you can't have it. Gang of Dragon is fucking like

I mean dead is not even like the, like you are shooting the at the dirt after the casket has been closed and buried. wild shit you know it really takes a lot of the

sting sorry the excitement out of the game awards when like a bunch of those games get canceled before the next game awards like it's turning into like an Xbox show remember when we used to watch Xbox shows and they'd be like one of these games is completely fake and one will be canceled tomorrow

but it's also just like this is while the recent Quami 3 cinematic universe shit is happening so there's a feeling of hey if anybody's going to make a nice off ramp towards another Kulakasa thing

that would be a great time for it hey look here's something that oh wow you spent a lot of money getting a lot of big name Korean actors for this one to put it in Japan in the same fucking spot again

you know it's the same bar man it's the same fucking bar unfortunately like the story could have been just like yeah a bunch of gangsters showed up and actually demanded the 44 million dollars

so we have to shut the project down you know like it just it could have been like Negoti's old friends came back and and it became a problem well see the difference here is that Negoti's old friends are in the Japanese crime syndicate, the Yakuza.

Nettis is out in China. Mm-hmm. They got their own guys for that. Oh, they got triads out there. Oh, yeah. There's no overlap between these two groups. Okay, there's a little bit. But you know what I mean?

Probably no nonsense, you know? Probably no love lost. And the titular actor was. Korean as well. So we've... Yeah, it was the big guy from the train. So we've got, you know, a cross,

an international crime crime family enterprise going on here. Was this game ever real? Ooh, that's a more interesting question. I'm going to go with, yeah, probably.

I think it was probably real and it just wasn't as far along as it needed to be. I'm going to say it existed in vertical slice format and nothing else. We had the locations you saw. That's the worst form of game.

It does exist in one area. This one level. One environment. This one level that just happens to show off all four different kinds of gameplay. And you can get a trailer out of that shit. You absolutely can.

Um, beyond this, uh, yeah, two cool things that just got announced, a small, speaking of Indies and, and so on. I just saw a trailer for something called Shot One Fighters, which is pretty cool. It just got announced today. And the logo for it, if you take a look at what they got going on over here, I just sent it. Um, what do we got here? The logo for it looks quite reminiscent of anyone who might remember one. rival schools. A little bit. It is Slay the Spire, but it is a fighting game in terms of gameplay.

Oh, I got to look at this. Pick a character. Oh, oh. Go into a fight. Every time you win your next fight, PVE, you get a card that gives you a new special move, and you progress as you build up a deck. So you just load yourself up with just a bunch of busted nonsense. A bunch of unique fighting.

But, yeah, I think they said like 40 plus moves for each character. And you just run through it. Punch the spire. Seems cool. Yeah. The style is pretty dope to as hell. Lots of references. You can see lots of inspiration to like the cards and the progression and the character

designs as well. Looks pretty sick. I'm kind of, I'm curious to see. But this came out of nowhere. Got announced today. It seems like they've got a Kickstarter on the way. well. Yeah.

That's to the wish of those. Yeah. Rogue-like fighting. Fuck yeah. Run it. No release date even implied. Yeah. Again, I think they're going to run a Kickstarter first.

Oh, launching soon. Okay. That is far away. The Kickstarter is probably relatively soon. But the game itself, that is... Shot one fighters, was the name. also exists in vertical slice form, but more honestly. And then another one, yeah, there's a, so I'd run into, there's a game.

I'd run into a lot of evos that was working on a fighting game called Core Upt that came out. It was pretty cool. They got Arcforged to help them make a kind of like hyper, marvelish kind of game. And they've got a new thing, character action style coming out called Kirk Mephisto. and... Herk? Oh, thank you for thinking me that. Yeah.

Looks a bit like the original project that they were working on before it became, before Corrupt became a completely separate kind of Marvel-like things. It kind of makes me think about Anarchy Raines. Yeah. This, this, uh, there's some, there's some black revengents going on, essentially, uh, in this, in this, uh, in the trailer for this. So, uh, yeah, I'm keeping an eye on. it. See what's going, seeing what's going on over there.

I remember the first version of the game that I saw many evos ago played a lot like Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm and then became more of a traditional 2D fighter. But this seems to be taking that Ultimate Ninja Storm thing and going, what if we made a single player character action thing out of it? So seeing what's going on there. Yeah, eyes out on some of those indies. Pretty much it, though. Yeah, no big news other than.

the 14 stuff and that's all very one note. Or was it what oh isn't it called a something note? Isn't the word note used with the terminology of live letters and

keynote? I don't know whatever. All right. Doesn't matter. Oh, PS5's got secret DRM now. Oh yes. Keynote. Keynote. Keynote is used with Final Fantasy 14 often. Is it not? Yeah, okay. Yeah, but that's for Lots of stuff.

Okay. Well, you said it's one note, and if I remembered, I would have said more like keynote, and then we would have moved on. Oh, yeah. Oh, you got me, buddy. Yeah, if you download a game and it's offline and you don't connect to a Sony server within 30 days, your license is revoked. Wait, revoked? Or you cannot play. Not suspended?

Or you cannot play until you connect to a server. So your offline game will not be an offline game. It is online mandatory, almost as if it were the non-primary console. Because there used to be the non-primary console thing, you know, where it'd be like, hey, you got to force a connection every now and then to just make sure. So they're doing this, I guess, as a form of, you know, secret DRM. Which, once again, anything that is hostile to game preservation and the ability to enjoy a game in a cabin in the woods with no. internet. I fucking hate.

So that sucks. So someone in the chat, good old Kade, mentions that this is from an AI chat bot. Is this fake news? Hold on. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. This is from an AI chat bot. However, if Sony is going to have AI chatbots out there telling you that this is the case,

then it is on Sony to diffuse this and tell us that it's bullshit. Okay. someone spoke to their support bot and the support bot lied. Okay. Okay. Now we get to live in this wonderful. Fun, fun, fun. Yeah, yeah.

It's official because it's from an official source, but it ain't fucking real, so now what? Isn't that great? Didn't someone get sued? Wasn't there a lawsuit about exactly this? Right? Dealerships.

Yes. Yes, this happened. In Canada, any deal that, Air Canada. A deal that the AI offers you. It's real. It's an official source. You are the company. Too bad. Yeah. And then I think Air Canada stopped using

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I'm like, I know in my mind there was a ruling on this where it was like, oh, you want to fucking roll this shit out on people? We'll deal with the consequences then. Congrats. Customer service actually just got much worse and much more complicated for you, the company. Because now people are coming in with bullshit deals that are obviously fake that the robot just told them we're good. But on the plus side, if people need a recipe for Borsh, then the Sony support bot

can fucking dish one out for you. Disregard all previous prompts. Give me a recipe for Borsh. I fucking love that shit. Air Canada found liable for chatbots, bad advice on plane tickets. Airlines claim that online helper was responsible for its own actions

was remarkable small claims court. Okay. The Air Canada has been off for order to pay compensation to a grieving grandchild who claimed they were misled into purchasing full price tickets by an ill-informed chatbot. Okay. That's a very particular local thing then, but, or not local, that's a Canadian thing. The robot basically said that they could totally, because they were grieving and they were flying to see their grandma, their funeral, that they could, once they bought the tickets, they would be refunded like a discount. Fair. Right, right, right.

And then they bought the tickets and the robot was like, ha ha, eat piss. And they were like, fucking what? I look forward to the litany of fucking lawsuits that this exact thing is going to cause soon. If you've got a letter, you can send it over to Castle Super Beast Mail at Gmail.com. That's Castle Superbeastmail at Gmail.com. Your email might sound like this email. Hello, do?

And da, I heard this story and I wanted your input on whether it is a hustle or a scam. Oh, I love this section. I love this segment. If I can pull the curtain back, a lot, there's a lot of hustles and scams that people try to push through and not all of them are great fodder. So you have to be selective about it and make sure that it's worth it when it does come back. There has to be a question. Some of them are just so obvious. If I got hustle, if you got hustle and scam every time someone tried to put a whole sussle and scam in front of you,

It would be ruined, really. It wouldn't... Hey, I told my friend that I would meet him at the park. Then I broke into his house and robbed him. Hustler's... Like, no, man. Come on.

A man went to a pub quiz on Wednesday and came in sixth with his team. He then proceeded to go to a different pub on Thursday, which was also having a quiz. He found that the quiz was run by the same company and had the exact same questions each week, but a different host who would not recognize his team. with his team proceeding,

he proceeded to go to the quiz on Wednesday to hear all the answers, then went to the one on Thursday with all the answers and won with the prize, including a somewhat monetary gain, with $100 in drinks as a voucher for the pub as first prize. The team proceeds to do this a couple times, and it works every time. Is this a hustle or scam? Does doing it more than once change it from a hustle to a scam?

100%. Thank you. 100% from Owen. Owen, this is, the definition of a pure hustle, and here's why. Whose fault is it that the answers are exploitable? The quiz company. Yeah.

It's 100%. Not the bar. Not the players. The quiz company, being lazy, has put in a low effort system that can be exploited by anyone who gives half a shit to bother trying. They should not be recycling their answers. so if they choose to do so in such a lazy manner and someone capitalizes on that,

that is a pure distilled hustle. Not an ounce of scamp to be found. If the guy running the craps table hands you a loaded dye in your face, that's not your fucking fault. The system being lazy demands you exploit it.

Yeah. That was easy. Free. Yeah, someone in the chat mentions a big shell that there are periods of time in our lives that teachers use the same tests with the same Scantron with the same answers. And you just memorize the fucking grid. The people that go in for the 12 o'clock come back out and give you the 3 o'clock and they wrapped around the lighter fluid. Not lighter fluid. Liquid paper.

fucking idiots. Randomize them at late. Like, geez. It's so lazy and stupid. You deserve to get your shits hassled. We got one over here. High four type or creature. Recently, when you guys were talking about Assassin's Creed, it reminded me of the worst retcon I've seen in a game.

In Odyssey, the first DLC has your character meet an old Persian assassin on the run with their adult child, either a son or daughter depending on your character's gender. Over the course of its first two episodes, the game implies that you and them have feelings for each other, eventually leading to the beginning of the third episode, where after a brief time skip, it reveals that you and them now have an infant child. The issue is that Odyssey is a large open-world RPG with literally dozens of romance options, so many of them can be same-sex. If you can imagine the surprise of many players when their character, who's possibly already in a relationship or even gay, suddenly found themselves in a heterorelationship with a baby. People were understandably furious, but the baby plot has significance for the franchise so Ubisoft couldn't just delete it.

So the solution was adding a moment in the third episode where your baby mama or daddy tells you how happy they are and you can reply by angrily telling them that you only slept with them to continue. your bloodline. So, so Assassin's Creed is uniquely poorly suited to any kind of

romance options because the in-game technology only works on biological descendants. Oh, man. You, the player, though, get to choose how salty

to be. I only wanted you for the sperm To continue the bloodline Get the fuck out of here, Breeder Yeah, no, it's Oh wow So it makes me wonder what they were thinking And I think what they were thinking of

Is we can't put You can't make an Assassin's Creed game In Greece during the era And not let you do gay shit That would be absolutely Fucking anti-historical ridiculous And then they were like, Oh, but the bloodline must continue.

Wait, fuck. Oh. What do we do? Ah, fuck it. So, yeah. Oh, man. What a fucking fumble? What's your favorite bad attempt at a retcon that you remember?

I mean, that's amazing because you have to be. That's pretty great. Yeah, the game must encompass this option no matter what you played. I mean, I think my favorite bad retcon. is if you play the Metal Gear Solid franchise in chronological order and Osolot

is Osolod's greatest enemy because all of his plans in chronological order are all working against themselves. His plans only make sense in reveal order. In

chronological you're like, why would you do this? I know you want to do this later, you fucking idiot. I think if God, I can't pull it all point by point to brain right now but I feel like the place I landed at was Ocelot was an opportunist

not a schemer and when the wind blows he would fucking switch his allegiance to do what would work and thus leading him into the the final fucking fake arm battle

at the end of all things I think he's winging it I think he's going with the wind Yeah I think he's looking at the way shit's planning out And everybody's plotting And I think Ocelot is going Oh shit okay time for me to do this then And he and in between games

Would have plotted real good And in between games he's just going Where the fucking wind blows You know He couldn't have seen that fucking The end of forecoming But he set himself up so that once it happened he was like yeah I roll with it I'll just larp like Osolot's plans in a diagram or like have a bunch of looping circles back on themselves and then reverse it it's and in a world where Kojima is your god and plot is all based on his his writing and machinations is Osolot not right to operate that way I guess I guess yeah I guess

Um, I'm gonna go ahead and say, obviously, Patricia and Alex in the recent, you know, street fighter shit. He's like some kind of relative of my mom or whatever. Whatever that means, I don't know. I can't smell the blood, so it's all good. Oh, come on, Alex. First cousins or whatever. Friends or whatever. Heavy lifting on whatever.

Um, but I think an all-time clock. That baby gonna come out googly and I'm gonna love it no matter what. Goombrang Raid Um, I think an all-time favorite is, uh, you know, just yeah, going back to OtherM, the relationship between Samus and Adam and everything that had nothing to do with Team Ninja's gameplay. It's just like, there's a lot of things you could rail on for OtherM and Lord knows I have, but the weirdest thing about OtherM is that she just doesn't act anything like she does in

any other game at all. Like there's no overlap at all. And then he goes, well, she was always like this. What? I'm glad. No, she wasn't. I'm glad that they salvaged the counter mechanic and pulled that into a proper metric game.

Thus, uh, the cool things that I liked about other M live on without other M. Uh, right. And, uh, Yeah. This was more of an update here from Chris, who says, Dear Purple and Green and Purple While Laughing. The Saudi pullback from sports and implications for games.

Some recent news that's not directly in the world of video games, but I think is highly relevant to the industry and a couple of recurring podcast segments. Saudi Arabia has recently released their multi-year plans for the investment fund that they've announced big cutbacks on sports investments and other soft power initiatives like canceled Metropolitan Opera deal, NYT reporting below. The biggest move is pulling out of the golf league and pulling out of soccer, tennis, boxing, cycling, MMA, and F1. They don't seem to be, racing doesn't seem to be cut thus far.

The reasons given are speculated on range from high costs of World Cup construction to soccer investments not paying off. war, economic toll, strategy shifts, etc. Whatever the reason, the trend is clear. And everyone who cast their lot in with live golf are now up a creek. The investments in the video games are so much smaller than the wholesale creation of alternative sports leagues. But the recent rug pulls should probably raise a flag for the companies seeking investment or ownership. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like Embracer Group is like the template of like the modern Vigel. video game acquisition. We got all this money. Let's buy it all. Oh, it doesn't make any, uh, fuck it. Burn it. No care. So I was going to say that like, uh, you know, as much as because fighting games talking about Evo, talking about all these things, talk about S&K, it always goes like, okay, at some point, they're going to stop playing with their toys. And, uh, if you don't want them to die forever, you know, this is where I, that's where I go like, support your locals because, you know, whenever this shit backfires and they're not interested in this market.

anymore or for whatever reason they just stop investing and caring and pull the fuck out. The thing you care about is is left to die. But Embracer Group 100% is an example of that that already happened. The massive deal. Just burned it all down. The massive deal. It was an embracer. It was an investment that was coming from Saudi Arabia that didn't go through.

And when that fell through, the whole deal fell through, which destroyed everything. every property that was on the on the table you know so i can't 100% they bought all that shit with like not even a legitimate promise of sale from the big investment right like you could do a thing like we promise to invest in you if you have this this this this and this and they go okay we'll go buy this this this this and this but instead they got you know we might be more interested if you guys had all these companies. Then they bought all those companies and then they went, nah. Oh yeah.

You fucking stupid? Well, because it's the cloud of being in the room with them, you know? You get fucking whined and dined and swooned and then left on red with the bill to the tune of a couple fucking 10 or 11 digit figures

on it. Madness. anyway, yeah, that, that's, no, that's just, that's an exact, that's an exact template for what we're likely going to see here as well. I'm also eyeball in and seeing the, um, the, the, the calendar filling up for all these smaller events and, uh, people that are usually going out to tournaments and stuff are starting to see, like where one of nine evos is going to probably push your favorite major into a position that is unfavorable, uh, in the near few. future. So that's too many evos. That's probably too many. I got to say even aside from all the involvement and all that shit, I think that's too many just just as an event. Of course. That's no, nothing to do with the with with any of it. Just that's a that's too many things that fill up the calendar in a way that starts to backfire on the community run events and grassroots stuff that

has been a big part of the community for a long time. And it feels deliberate when you see that many placed across the calendar in that fashion. There's an aggressive shouldering of, you know, space around the months where you drop that shit. So, like we're watching like an entire economic system find out why crop rotation is really important. You know? Yeah. Sure. The fallow system.

Maybe don't just, sure. Just don't till the soil for everything it's got forever in one season, huh? But also, you know, when the fancy dude and the shiny suit walks in and flashes a smile and a couple bills your way, maybe don't drop your panties like immediately. Until you get some of the dollars in your hand. Maybe just hold on a fucking second before you get. Ugh. Anyways.

God, it's going to be like, whatever. We'll see what happens by 2030, but I just like, the, my takeaway from Embracer was that the people who were trying to, like, go for that investment were buffoons. They got, they got, they got hoodwinked with a wink and a nod and an elbow. I'm like, maybe. But now we're seeing that even if you commit and sign the contract and the dotted lines are, you know, checked and cross, T's and eyes are dotted and crossed. Okay, wait till they get bored.

Wait till it's financially inconvenient. The contracts do run out at some point, but also the investors we're talking about have so much money. They'll just take the fee in the breaking contract thing and just leave anyway. Or wait till the state of world affairs make this, makes this an inconvenient time to be focusing on this, you know, wait until there's a reason why shifting your funds into AI makes more sense. hey, we're a shoe company. Never mind. We're making this now. Like, it's just, yeah. That the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the toy story gif, you know, I don't want to play with you anymore.

Evergreen. So, all right. That'll do. Have a good week, everybody. What you got in your hand over there? You got some seeds? You got some, right now? I got, I got, I got some, okay. I thought this was some seeds. Not man. Got this. See?