Castle Super Beast - SBFC 032: Richard Simmons is the Final Boss

Episode Date: March 18, 2014

SUPER BEST DARK SOULS CAST - now spoiler free! Also, Mr.Castlevania leaves Konami, Canada gets a PS4 price hike, and the 5th character of Ultra Street Fighter 4 is revealed to the sound of crickets. Got a question? Superbestfriendcast[at]gmail[dot]com

Dramatic music Yeah, I'm gonna have the raw reaction right afterwards Well, you fucked up because when you open a beer on a show, you gotta have the sound of the beer can opening Look, just find the phone All you can do is pour it out into a glass And put it over it Just edit it back in I'm sorry

Is the joke worth that much? I'm sorry You fucked up, Pat I fucked up I opened this fosters too early I don't have anything else that's got a lid like that It's fine What does it say?

What does it taste like? Look, I'll run out and buy a six pack First of all, let's say to everybody that this is a can of fosters from Australia Australian for beer It says premium quality on it And it has a fucking kangaroo on the can Well, it's made from real kangaroo Before you even get into that

It's made from the stuff in the pouch at the bottom I think it's important to preface here that MassGirlfriend's big drinker likes her drinks And how she manages to deal with that And looked in the fridge and said, what exactly? This shit, I'm not drinking that Why is it there? I'm like, Pat's gonna drink it because he needs it to fucking...

To copill with his life If she refused to drink it, you know this is probably awful No, it smells like beer Okay It's probably fine Now, you have PBR level like low ass standards here, right? So how does this compare? You're making a face That is goddamn awful

Yes It's like worse Hold on, let me get a... Get a good sip, swill it around Does it have legs? See if it's got legs Wait, I need a few more, hold on Oh, he's making this grimace, like I've never seen him before

Oh, it's like stick your nose in it, see how it smells It smells fine Have a sip of that, that is vile That is the strongest aftertaste I've had in a long time If it's in Australia, it's meant to make you fucking tough Yeah Right? Yeah, no

Australia, you guys need to step up your beer Liam, are you allowed to drink this? Not that I'm not allowed, I just don't want Oh, this is terrible Yeah, here Matt, you have a sip of this carbonate I've been sitting in my fridge for a week I'd like to think that down there, they have a bunch of dudes angry right now Going like, we make better swill

What the fuck is this? Oh, something else just happened Yeah, aftertaste kicks you after three, four seconds, right? No, that's the pouch juice from the King's Room So it hits the roof of your palate and then it climbs down And right when it gets near the back, it hits you again Because it's so bitter That's, yeah, it's bitter

It's fucking beer It's also got a bit of a stout consistency going on Like the foam and the head is really good You can taste the bread-ish But then that caves way to just, yeah You can taste the Hugh Jackman Yeah, no, so I'm gonna keep sipping on this as we continue this podcast

But shittier than the past is getting even worse The Australian folks that I spoke to that told me that this was complete garbage We're 100% on the ball, this is terrible I think we all had that conversation this week And drinking beer out of a can is bizarre to me No, I don't get this And yet we drink it out of bags Is this imported from Australia and brought here?

Yeah, it is Like who would do that? Drinking out of a can is kind of default But out of a glass actually tastes better I mean, out of a bottle, guys I think that's like a lot, I think that's a lot No, there's more than that, though There is something to it, I used to think so as well

No, no, there's a clear difference between a bottle, a glass, and a can The way the air, like, hits it Because you taste it and it's like up to you It makes a difference I guess the tin might do something to it It would It's why fountain soda always tastes better than regular soda Yeah, well it's the same thing with just Coke and a bottle of Coke and a can

Like you can tell the difference Oh, so thanks, thanks, nice fan who from Australia That sent us terrible, terrible beers Fuck What about drop beers? Drop beers? No, no one will even pick those up off the floor They grow naturally and drop down

You gotta pick them up and drink it around You get stuck in the Vegemite patches and like That shit just drops on you Oh god, imagine dying in like a giant fucking pool of quick Vegemite Quick Vegemite? Yeah No, no, no, we have enough Vegemite, stop talking about it That'd be horrifying

How was your Vegemite experience? Yeah, I took a little dip We all did Did you take a little finger? It tasted like beef filling and fucking like ramen sauce Fuck this, I'm not eating that shit And just molasses It's just bitter and teasing

Yeah, it just tasted strong I had a plague of gripes message me two nights ago with the message Don't eat Vegemite, it's poison But the thing is, this was something that was made way back when in the old country When people were poor as fuck Yeah, cause the only industry was prison And so they would take whatever remains or left of the shit they had And make a spread out of it

Yeah Which is good on paper And now they've been like psychologically trained into thinking This is what they want What do we got? What do we got? We got a lot of rust Put that in the pot, stir it up

It's like grits man Some band-aids Yeah, it reminds me of the description of a lot of soul food It's like, well what do you got? You got this shit part of the pig Throw it in there It'll give you a boil it for long enough It'll make you a nice pot of gumbo

What the fuck is gumbo? What do you got? Whatever I had lying around This is tired That'll do This is pretty good You can cook anything as long as you're crazy enough And you cook it long enough and hard enough

It eventually becomes edible Two ingredients of one kind Enough of them will make another ingredient Leo Don't have cayenne Just put five times as much paprika Exactly, nailed it Episode 32 I want to say the Phantom Menace for some reason

No, I was going to say we've entered the fifth age of video games We're now 32-bit I was going to say we're going to start to get baby crazy around this time It could happen We're over the hill and dropping down We're going to need a new podcast that's younger and stronger And hipper And has a bad haircut and hangs out at the Starbucks

It smells like bubble gum and homework That's the one you want How are we spending our 32nd week of recording? How are we going? I played Dark Souls 2 a lot Dark Souls 2 consumed Pause A lot of people have messaged me asking

We not spoil Dark Souls 2 content A lot of people that are not even playing the console ones They're waiting for the PC release So we're going to talk about the experiences we have Very few specifics No spoilers Absolutely Dark Souls 2 I played Dark Souls 5

Richard Simmons 15 hours Beat a bunch of bosses I played a bunch of Tokiden It's way better than I thought it was going to be It's a really good monster or clone I played the demo and then I played Danganronpa when that came out Instead of Tokiden

And I finally jumped into Tokiden and I like it better than Monster Hunter It's faster I don't know about that That's my opinion You do know about that and that's what it is But I like the speed of it Not that I don't like Monster Hunter I like that it does things

It's one of those things that you look at it And it's got all these little improvements that you go Why didn't you do that to Monster Hunter Capcom? Why couldn't you have just made it So I didn't have to leave a quest to equip new gear Let's keep our Capcom bashing until later Hang on to that You're also not truly a genre until

You get another version of your thing That surpasses the original We're not there yet Like fatal theory to Street Fighter What? Yeah sure man Whatever revisionist world you live in In your head

Speaking of like Monster Hunter Copying and what have you Did any of you guys catch that thing about Tokiden How it came about? No So they said that the reason Tokiden is a thing Is because Monster Hunter jumped ship to Nintendo And they said hey there's a market there let's do it

And in the same interview He said it's fine though Because Capcom copied Dynasty Warriors with With what the fuck's it saying And like I can't believe he said that But that's amazing Because they're totally right Because they're way better than Dynasty Warriors

I know but what are we on a playground? No kids in American playgrounds are saying Which better is this mooso Let's get some fucking playground beef going on Yeah They did it first I read a book about rock paper scissors strategy Yeah you did

That we received All it took the whole week to get through it No it was really funny at first But boy does that run dry pretty soon Well I imagine it should be dry How much material is there I mean the funniness can only ask a soldier Well that's a serious book

But I've learned about the avalanche technique Good Save that shit for the nationals No I am Who do you think I am Okay Yeah I'm taking it all the way I'm gonna beat you

But Liam you kind of skimmed over But how do you feel about Dark Souls 2 Yeah I did skim It's really good I think it's a bit easier than Demons in Dark But I think that's probably only because I played the first two

Although I'm inclined to say Because of the streamlining they did It also feels a bit easier because of that You have a real thing with games Like lately that you Streamlining and you really don't like it Because there's a lot of games That do streamlining negatively

Like XP share and Pokemon Which ruins the difficulty of the game Whereas in Souls it was like You're not gonna need to collect a billion Bullshits to upgrade There it's totally easier Do you think they'll link up for it with Like open accessibility at first

Into extreme difficulty later So that segues into I've been playing the game a lot I had a segway, fuck you I'm way farther than Liam is Yeah I'm gonna let you finish But this is a point I had to make

My penis is bigger too Then you get to It was a boss fought It was a boss There's a boss fought in the demo In the preview build It's the looking glass night Don't say anything

Don't spoil anything Shut up Anyway, that boss Is incredibly difficult It was the first boss that I had to use To summons to help It's one of those bosses where the trip to the boss Is harder than the boss itself

In a lot of cases And the area after that guy Is so fucked That it's the first time I got furious at the game And put it down I was so fucking pissed off How many hours in? 36

Jesus 36 Alright How many hours have passed since the release? 38 No, the full week all month But yeah It's a lot easier for a while

And then it gets fucked It gets super fucked Totally my expectation So it's really good though And I really like it a lot I'm super into it So I heard that you watched all of Samurai Flanko I did

And I quite like it So what do you think of it? I don't know what it is I've never watched a show For longer without knowing if I like it You watched all of it Do you remember? It's not done yet

Do you remember where I said a few weeks ago That there's too many arcs at one point? There's way too many arcs But you see what I mean? They get to like three episode arcs So the way that I described it When I was talking to Liam I think like two days ago

Was that Like you get three episodes in And it jumps the shark Like really really hard And then you get four more episodes in And then it jumps the sh- Like while that first shark And it fights

Yeah yeah yeah A second shark jumps over it Like you're still not fully recovered from it I always think it's a shark That previously ate another shark And at the apex of his jump And then three episodes later A bigger shark jumps over those two

Does a flip eats them And then a whole fucking family of super sharks Start jumping over each other In such a way to make an Infinity loop so high as to reach to the moon It's fucking poke floats Yes And then

And then a tiny little baby shark Just kind of swims over all of it And you are then again left standing What is this show? I don't know what the show is I don't know what it is Do you like it? So so far

I don't know So you've liked all my recommendations so far Liam's first recommendation Upside down question mark I have never been so baffled Because like I don't I'm watching an episode And it's very action oriented

This particular episode And it's very like Yeah we're gonna do the thing And I'm sitting there the whole time Being like I don't know whether to even root For the good guy Because I don't I

So seven episodes in an event takes place That honestly made me believe That the entire rest of the series And I still might believe this Is the longest running dream Dream slash coma sequence ever Okay In that I've never seen anything

Go so hard off the rails in my life Yeah okay And so then it goes And it just starts escalating faster and faster And it's like do I even care? Like when this When the next beat of the story happens I know exactly what is going to happen

And then it does And it's played straight Even though it's nonsense And it's so confusing In the midst of your confusion Would you recommend others join you on this? I would recommend to wait six more weeks Until it is finished

So that I can tell you whether Like if it turns out to be a dream sequence I'm gonna get fucking pissed Okay I'm gonna be super pissed off The dream sequences are the worst And they already said at one point Like might as well be a dream sequence

And it's just like What? But I think anyone who likes sentai stuff It is incredibly dependent On how well it sticks the landing Okay so so far Liam loves it You're like what the fuck I watched two episodes

I liked it up until then I wasn't as confused by it I guess Did you see the shark thing? It plays it really straight for the first time No no You didn't see the shark thing The first thing is after seven episodes or so No the first one's three and then the

Is it three? And then the second one is six And then on seven it just goes Well I'll wait long enough that I can forget those numbers And then give it a shot I wish it stayed the same show Was in the first three episodes Yeah

I would have been much more interested in it And so it goes to all sorts of weird places That I'm like oh this is cool But at the same time it's like I kinda like the more original thing You were doing in the beginning Well there's a comic book for that I fuck you

What else? What else? What else? Well with me? Dark Souls Tons of Dark Souls So much Dark Souls Yo so the biggest improved So this is going to sound like a dumb pun But I don't know how else to say it

It's very clear that the director Of the first two games leaving Not leaving but not doing this one Guy named Miyazaki Yeah he had this before and I rolled my eyes There is clearly like some of the soul Is gone Like some of the like profound inspiration

That was behind Demon Souls and Dark Souls Is clearly missing Like I'd say like 10% of it None of the bosses 10% of the soul None of the bosses are as interesting As the bosses in the other games 50% will

If you were a writer you would have said spirit Just to miss them Shut up shut up And there's some clear like lack of Like really strong vision in some areas But aside from that all the gameplay stuff Like all the changes to mechanics And the covenant system

So my favorite thing about the whole game so far Is that they've made a bunch of covenants That didn't work in Dark Souls 1 Incredibly viable and super easy to PvP In Dark Souls 2 You can easily There are three different forms of arena combat In the game

In which you can either straight up go to a statue And pray and say I want to fight another dude And it will teleport you to a god damn arena And you will fight them Or there are zones in the game In which you can just go hang out And within 25 seconds to a minute A dude will show up and you will fight

And you will love it And I have killed probably like 80 of those dudes And man They went back to dedicated servers with Dark 2 And boys it obvious What's the reward again? It varies For killing dudes?

Their stuff? It depends It depends on where you did it and why you did it If you do it for a covenant You can get an item that's good for that covenant Or help you invade If you do it in the areas where you just hang out and kill dudes You get souls and some material rewards

It's like writing a small background police report And when you're in a covenant that's PvP focused The first 10 guys you kill You'll get one item which is pretty good Which is unique to that thing Like a shield or an upgrade thing or whatever And then the next 50 Then you'll get a second thing

So one of the items that I've acquired in this manner Is a spell that makes your right hand weapon invisible Oh wow Which is extraordinarily PvP oriented That is only PvP oriented Yeah It's super super super nice There's rings for that and those are fucking

You know how you get those rings So there's two rings in the game you can get One makes your left hand weapon invisible One makes your right hand weapon invisible Don't say how to get them And no one's going to ever get them Because to get them, ring for the left hand Never use a bonfire

Ring for the right hand Never die Oh fuck Yeah Wow So the people that do that Deserve PvP victory forever Forever forever

Wow Okay Because they win anyway Right So Yeah The game's utterly fantastic There's two covenants that I know about so far

Right Do you continue to go in and encounter more ones? There's tons There's tons I've met like nine now Okay So yeah Just take your pick

And they have made invading a lot harder to get to In the earlier games invading was more of a fact of life Yeah Where in this one it is considerably more sectioned off You got to do some shit if you want to murder people in their games And to the point You have to sin? Yes

But to the point where the item that you use to murder people To go into people's games and murder you Is exhaustible and you can run out of it And in order to get more you have to murder people in duels Okay So only good PvPers will be able to consistently invade So invasions will be much much less common But way worse

Because whoever's spending a consumable item to get into your game and fuck with you Knows they're going to kill you Yeah Personally I feel like on my freshman run I don't want to think about PvP Well guess what? Guess what? I know There are ways to do that

Okay If you burn a human effigy in a bonfire you will diminish the connection to other worlds I'll let them come at me But I don't want to go in and do it myself They will come at you They will There are areas of the game which dudes just are And they are there

And you have to deal with them They are there to stop you from progressing They just be Yes absolutely Or you can just get the Xbox version and just get disconnected all the time That was so disappointing when that happened to you Yeah Fuckin' Titanfall

Unless you're finished Yeah that's why that's my whole week And like I mean I guess the thing was like did you guys just not want to reconnect? Or is this like fuck it? No no we tried Okay It didn't work Titanfall

Titanfall's been fucking up X Have you seen Titanfall dripping out of the Xbox? The Titans all fell on the Microsoft servers We were just watching a video on Matt's Xbox just 10 minutes ago And the fucking server kicked out and tasked him to sign in So I had by myself I started the game again And Liam thank you very much for your suggestion But I took the swordsman

Okay And blasted through up until almost where we got to the tunnel of fire And swordsman has no starting shield He's got two hand weapons and killed everything in two hits He was way way better Long larger and drawing it Cause yeah and he looked like a cool guy He looked like an assassin

Yeah That would have been my second choice The old version of that class used to be called Wanderer And he would always start with a Cemetery That's the cool guy class Yeah I look like a cool guy but I look at it and I go like I probably need to know what I'm doing before I go two swords Yeah

So yeah I thought so too but like yeah Cause each shoulder button is left and right hand right Yeah and later So it's like you can almost do combos Later when you get better stats You can get into a dual wielding stance In which instead of being one hand the other hand

You get the same unique style It'll be combined stats Remember in Maze of the Dark Age Al-Rashid Shut up Let me finish my point No Al-Rashid had the most awesome stance The two seven times

One hand above his head It was awesome It made me think of that In going through it that second time Did you I got disconnected twice as well Okay So disappointed

Did you have a bit more fun Or was it a similar experience Yeah I know I had more fun just because Cause my swords also didn't break Right cool Like the sword on the night or whatever Broke and then

It was already broken If that's what it was called The broken sword But it broke after breaking But then it actually broke And when I look at the video of me Just waving around that shit sword With stunted range

And I'm like no wonder Like when I got to that section I couldn't kill anything And I was doing way way worse Yeah I totally had the same experience as Matt And I think you had one Or as soon as Like me and Liam didn't do very good in our video

No And as soon as Liam left I got way better Because I could relax Yeah me too The souls games are terrible to be played with people You need to calm down And not be hype

Yeah exactly Well You picked a sorcerer Shut up I know And that's the thing is The whole time I'm kind of going through this is like Should I feel worse

Because I picked a bitch class No you don't Put the class in the game Like I don't know enough to know The bitchness will Slowly erode over time As the game gets harder as you go through it Okay

I feel pretty good I thought it looked alright I dodged stuff and did things The main thing they did in Dark 2 Is to spell casters Which used to be super overpowered Is they made it so that you just don't have enough casts To get through a whole level

When you get to the boss So you need to have something else going on You need to have a knife You need to have a stick Something Something to mitigate your spell usage Well I noticed straight up fighting That non-boss boss

Which not to get into full details again The encounter The encounter that was there Where I didn't beat him It was kind of like Okay I don't really have enough to do this anyway I had to switch to items To throw items

Yeah throw items and a knife And even then if I was like If I was running out of those I would have had to get lucky With a couple of stabs as well So no you can feel it What type of stick would you say Would be a good stick to you

For a guy like Woolly Well maybe you'd use the stick of truth Because I played a bit of South Park The stick of truth with my girlfriend Because she surprised me Where she was like Yeah I watched every season of South Park ever And I'm like oh okay

I didn't know that So she's like I'd really like to see the game And I played about like an hour with it And Pat already talked about it a bit But it's pretty good It's pretty good It's surprisingly I was kind of like And I actually appreciated when I think about

How much time I mean I Or we all have is that I'm glad it's not like a 30 hour thing In a sense, in a sense, yeah Especially because it's based a lot on It would wear off it's welcome Yeah because it's based on humor I think we said this last time

It's like could the South Park experience Last for 33 hours? Like Obsidian's known for long fucking games But I could not imagine a fucking 100 hour South Park game Could you imagine that? The worst It'd be boring, you'd go like

Two hours between cutscenes So I'll be trying to go through that Pretty slowly I'll also finish Luther Now which one have you all finished Luther? I've not finished Luther I finished it You haven't finished it?

I had like halfway through season 10 Okay so like I finished it And obviously not spoilers But some shit Some stupid things happened in that series Where I stopped liking it Character motivations start Like Luther has his partner of course

And his partner just changes his mind On his view on how Luther does things For no reason at all Like he's like He's seen Luther do a million things Where it's like that seems kind of dirty That made me a little too far Luther Then Luther says

You know what? I'm gonna prioritize this case Cause this guy's gonna murder tons of people Whereas this was a revenge murder And the guy was kind of justified in doing it And then the guy His partner goes nuts And goes oh Luther's dirty

What? When? How? Did you see Luther? Look how hot he is I just let him do whatever I was kind of shocked You were trying to do whatever

The most important thing about Luther Is that man he fucks that door up That door gets fucked up And the last kind of thing is I watched a couple of I was doing a lot of stuff around the apartment And I watched the Really kind of pat on the back

Documentary about Triple H That the WWE just put out And now considering all the Daniel Bryan shit it's like Did you know I'm the greatest? Did you know I'm the greatest What I didn't know about Triple H Is that he started in WCW

Years before he came out as Hunter Hearst Helmsley Do you know his name was? What? Terra Rising T-E-R-R-A? Yes Holy shit

Two names right He started Terra Rising That's the name of the god damn Korean MMO So he starts off in that And he's basically the same guy As Hunter Hearst Helmsley He does the bow and he's kind of No he's just like a tough dude

And then WCW one day goes Hey we want you to be French now Your name is Jean-Paul Lavec Which is his actual name His real name is Paul Lavec But they're like Jean Paul Lavec And he's like No his name's Jean Paul Lavec

Yeah it is Everyone in the show called him Paul I don't know Nobody calls my dad John Richard No one calls him Dickard But they call them Your name was Jean Paul Lavec And he's like

Okay I don't speak a word of French So just fake it Ric Flair is the one that told him Just fake an accent So it cuts to him going Hello my name is Jean Paul Lavec And his story was that He looked exactly the same

So what do you think they said? They said he came to America And he named himself Terra Rising To get in But now he wants to be known Under his real name And they paired him with Stephen Regal So they'd be like British Phop

And English and French Phop That's fucking ridiculous William Regal yeah Yeah okay So like they did that And then he goes Oh fuck this I'm going to WCWF And they're like

Okay yeah just do the thing You're just doing We're just gonna call you Hunter Hermes Helmsley He's like Oh I'm crying Come on with the girls Wow way to get tossed around

Way to get tossed around But then he became the guy Who controls everything Exactly He became the game Also when he was wanted to date Stephanie He asked Vince for his permission And Vince said

Yeah you know because it's you And I know you're a good guy It's fine And then they started dating Then everyone in the backstage area Said this is a problem Vince don't trust him Don't trust him

So then Vince took his permission back Wait for real or for real And he said no no no In for real You can't shoot at Vince But he did though You need to stop seeing each other And they're like

I take back my blessing It's too late now Vince I've already put it in things It's growing My nose I mean I already married her K-Fabe Why can't I marry her? Remember kids

If you want to get a better career Just marry the boss's daughter Or son depending on your career path And I didn't know that he tours quads twice Yeah you remember that It was the first time Then he came back But then he tore his other leg again

Doing nothing That was the most nonsensical injury ever He was just running to the ring To hit Jericho Yeah with a sledgehammer And his leg just explodes And they had a slow-mo replay Of the muscle shooting off the bone

For nothing He just took a step No that's how Terry and your quad works That sounds terrible It just goes So I'm done Quads are gone Quads are stupid

Yeah so stupid Why do we need them? Well I like to walk around You can crawl perfectly Well you can if you have quads Because it will explode on you No I also did the most adult thing I've ever done

Which is set up my security system For this apartment I thought you were saying there's Well no I've done that before But setting up a security system It's like yeah I might need security I don't know I am living for two now

Like you know whatever Yeah because you're pregnant now Because I'm pregnant yeah exactly Liam's the father Yeah Not going to take your advice On how to raise the child I'll be the godfather

Just put him in the hole It's alright Oh that's just your crazy uncle Pat Thomas on the one hand Hey kids you hear about crack I'm just picturing those things Of like pregnant spongebob With baby shadow or whatever

And Shrek And then the twin towers are exploding In the background Vegeta and Goku is one of the worst ones No the worst is Pan The worst is Pan from DBZ Really? Pan pregnant with Simba

Fuck yeah Oh what the fuck That's fucking cool With the cut away seeing it Yeah exactly Yeah yeah So creepy Yeah damn

Cause they're like fully formed too Cause they have no concept of what a baby looks like And how else would you know it's Simba Exactly You ever see that exhaustive fan art Of like every single scene of aliens Recreated with Lion King characters No

How is that done No like what medium is DBN art Oh okay That's a medium now Yeah it's a medium No I thought like it was an animation No it's pictures

Okay Jesus Cross breeding I was in that part of the internet again What did you do aside from be really good at Dark Souls I looked at SpongeBob shows Thanks for asking Matt I was wondering

You were looking around in your lips for equivering Well um yeah No they calling me They calling me And I feel in the call But um You're not playing Dark Souls though I can't answer it yet

I can't answer it because You guys you know You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat Right That's bullshit How can you have your pudding if you don't eat your meat Vegeta You don't appreciate the pudding unless you've eaten it

Well Willie all your games just become meat As you try to get to the pudding That is the one that just came out And you can't play I know So you never get the pudding But but but I will get there The thing is that I just need to finish my plate first

Which is My plate is Assassin's Creed One No four Okay I'm almost done with it My plate was also left behind Which I cleaned up

Good Right and Ground zero's cause why the fuck not Right Cause it's just do it Do it in a half hour Yeah and then I'll be good Yeah

Okay that's Radically changing the length That's that's not That's not a thing of a plate Yes And then you know what I'll fart in Titanfall's general direction You didn't buy it

Yeah I picked it up I'll see what's going on Hopefully you can play it Yeah Servers aren't just dead It's wrecking other games Xbox I'll see what's up with it

But really really Smack in my lips to get back into that Because that was Start over by the way Such a taste Start completely over Yeah I know Like Liam you asked if I kept the save file

And It was online and I deleted it instantly As you would And the other thing too is that like This week thanks Thanks to you Liam I also got my K.I. stick Finally

Yay Awesome Like yeah you just He walked into a future shop Saw it there and was like dude That's gotta be the rarest fucking thing Dude I saw it And I did a double take

Cause I completely walked by it It's one thing to see it in Shit it's that stick It's one thing to see it online In a store But the fact that you were like Physically there And you saw it

I have never seen an arcade stick On a shelf ever You Cause I saw it online That's because you're four feet tall Damn it fuck off Liam Fuck off Don't kick me with your tiny feet

I'm kicking him with it My tiny feet at all They wouldn't be put high up on the shelves too Um yeah And so I just got a call And he was like dude They got a stick and buy it Bring it

Buy it now Already PayPal'd you the money Yeah And I pulled it out of the box Plugged it in Yup it works Tossed that shit aside And go back to

Steering at the Dark Souls disc That shit How about you play us as Screens that are staring at discs Man I just stepped on a staple on your floor And it hurt Give me the staple No I don't trust you

Give me the staple Tracks You got shifty eyes My eyes just look like that Put it in your hair That being said I also grabbed a stick of truth as well Oh yeah

Yeah you know I started it a bit Liking it so far We'll resume that later Left behind You guys are gonna work your way Towards you It'll happen soon

Really solid as you would expect Yeah And I Does it feel unnecessary That's what I was about to say Yeah Is my worry Originally going into

My only worry was that You just go in and it'd be like Flashback hey This is what's going on And you know what's gonna happen Yeah And they managed to find a way They find a narrative device

To carry the story forward In a way that it matters Okay And that was so refreshing So I'm like 54% according to the game Okay Through that

And so far I'm not finding myself Caring about either of the characters In this context Okay that's unfortunate Is it the latter half That really picks it up? No no It's without going into full details

It's the juxtaposition That creates a reason to care Sure Yeah You're just soulless Maybe I am You lost your souls But

Yeah Ultimately you know And it has that And then this little thing too Like hey Connect to Facebook For a little cool thing I'm not gonna tell you what it is

But And I was like I was wary And then I found that one It was like no it's okay It's totally You can connect it Without bullshit happening

Greatly dislike hey Connect to Facebook I know And my reaction The game actually says It will post one thing No I had the same reaction

And then I went And I was like What are they gonna see Because I trust these guys That's good And that's better than most games But it's still The problem is that

I think it was Uncharted 2 From Naughty Dog Where they had the Twitter implementation That was just like The fucking worst All the time

Ever It's like every single thing You did in the games Hey I just big little 10 Clearly they learned Yes And it was the worst It was the goddamn worst

It was so bad That journalists are talking About it before release And they just Turned the feature off On launch day With the first patch And never turned it back on

I still prefer To not have Social media integration Yeah But this is There is There is one form Of social media integration

I can think of in a game That I was like Ah that's fine And it was actually in Last of Us And it's in the multiplayer Where there's a metagame In the multiplayer

Where you get people In your colony And if you've linked it To Facebook It's all people From your friends list And so it will be like Woolly is making

Bandages Or whatever Or you'll fuck up And it'll be like Nat died In the attack And it kinda adds Just a little bit more

To that mode Right That's fun That's cool But yeah Ultimately a great experience And You know

The rest of the stuff We'll find out how the week goes But Fuck man Dark Souls dude I had so much fun Why'd you wait? I had so much fun

Why'd you wait? Well because That was the By the time I was like Okay this is the jumping period I feel like now The jumping period

Was all the time The Souls train Is always running Yeah And I know it was there initially That was the time To penetrate During the term

Yeah It super was You know That's why every time I talked about the Souls series It was like man Hey man If anybody in this room

Wants to get in the Souls series You can call me up And fucking through in the morning I don't even know the shit Yeah And that's a contrast To a lot of the way The community is

Not that that never Really matters to me But there's a very Exclusionary sort of Community with it For a while It's only an exclusionary Community

If you're like Why can't I do this And get in So like that didn't It's not so much that That put me off or anything I just kind of was like Oh

I know about this thing I caught on late That this was the return Of the hard game You know Of Castlevania 1 Yeah Of

Super Nintendo games You know It's like Yeah NES games Yeah I caught on late That that's what was going on

But no Whatever You can all rub it in For as long as you want I'm rubbing Because you're getting A little chaffy I'm going to have even more fun

Good So it'll be great You're going to hit some points Especially with your first Souls game That you're going to be having fun And then you're going to stop having fun And then you're going to be having

Anti-fun And then you're going to call One of us on the fucking phone And go fuck you Fuck you Okay How do you do this Any other type of fun

Is just artificial Yeah Okay And Souls fun is the only true fun Okay Got it The only problem with that series Is that after you put

Like a ton of time in it Because I don't know When the games came out We put like 100 hours in Oh, easily Easy Right away And then you go

And like the next game on your list Is like a new Assassin's Creed game Yeah And you can feel them Treating you like a child Yes You can It's like

Really, really painful Oh yeah I can imagine Like watching the wire And then jumping off of it To anything else Yeah I know what you mean

I'll have to It's part of the reason I was so hard on Like some of the more recent Zelda games Like not Like it's part of the reason I was so hard on

Skyward Sword Did you play Skyward Sword? Yeah Okay, remember the early game Of that And how slow it is And how much it

Forcibly tutorializes you Yeah If you put 100 hours on The Souls game And you go to that All you need to think is Shut the fuck up Just let me fucking do the thing

I don't need my sippy cup I don't need my booster chair This orange Should be exactly Like this orange Is that what you're saying What? This

They're made for Two completely different Groups of people What would you Like this orange No My argument is I don't want to have

A 30 minute presentation On how to put the straw Into my Class of Miller But there's a huge amount Of people that need that Let me get around it Well then

Got a difficulty setting No, let me get around the Tutorial I want them to jam Like Dark Souls 2 Has a tutorial And you can just Not do it

Like you know The area in the very beginning Where you go to the left Or right You do the tutorial On replays Between worlds On replays you just

Run forward That reminds me In left behind Before you started I was like Man, what do I do again It's been a while I completely forgot

And then the first thing is A prompt I'm like Hey, so Which one of these suits you best I know how to play I don't need this or Yeah, it's been a while

Kind of remind me What the buttons are You're so on the nose With all their menu prompts Just as I was thinking About it Like from the Facebook one To the difficulty one

They were so good at that More than a year More than a year But less than a year Right It's been six months It's been eight months Nine months

July It was right when we got When we got back from E3 Yeah, it came out When we got back from E3 Right at E3 Yeah, well, it's later than I thought And the last little notice

I want to give You guys and anyone else That might be in the Montreal area But when I talked about Poutine Week A while ago The clear fucking winner By a landslide

Was the gourmet poutine From this place called Gourmet Burger It's the best poutine I've ever had in my life And it is temporarily back So No shit

You can go and try it No shit Yeah, you go to Gourmet Burger Downtown And you try the gourmet poutine Holy fuck, dude Like No, I wanted to

There was no other You didn't want to There was no other Well, I will Thank you Sounds like it was a good week Yeah No, good about this week

It was a good week Yeah, it's pretty good week Good stuff Not a good week For everybody in the industry Everyone fucked up No Everyone fucked up

Continuing Continuing Our trend from last week And talking about all the walkouts Yeah Now, since the world turns We've now hit Japan Yeah

And now the Japanese Walkouts are happening The most notable of which I'm going to assume Is Igarashi Mr. Iga himself Boy, is that ever I can't believe he's

Fucking leaving Konami Rest in peace, Castlevania Mr. Castlevania Is leaving Konami behind All those fucking Are you really Mr. Castlevania anymore When you haven't made one

In like ten years Because they wouldn't let you All you are when you made The last good one Yeah They wouldn't let him But Like they took the brand away

From him because they wanted To be triple layer What's funny though Is that Can't keep wearing the hat In the meetings, guy You pointed out that He's going to be giving a talk

At GDC Yeah And you told me how you were Anticipating a new Castlevania To be announced Yeah And then he's like No, I'm not at Konami

So now I'm anticipating A new mistress So this is actual Right news This is even more interesting I'm anticipating Castlevania Well, there's an even better chance

Of a game getting announced now Because he has a platform To speak on That people want to You should call it Vampire Killer Transol Mansion Yeah

Well, Dracula's like Public domain So he can call it Like whatever You should call it Super Whip Bros Dracula Busters Yeah

Um True untold story Of Bella Lugosi Yeah But yeah Fuck you You made these games He says he's working independently

No, it gives two shits For Iga With an independent team Konami sure doesn't He's working on a game That he says his fans Will appreciate and look forward Yeah, yeah

And his talk Is about Metroidvania Exactly So he's gonna make a Metroid fuckingvania Let a good chance We'll see one coming up Whether it's on Kickstarter

Or whatever I'll drop Fuckin' cut I would pay a lot Of goddamn money Let's hope he goes full In a fune No

It would be in his own studio Because You can't make a Kickstarter If you're based in Japan No, I think they changed that My number nine did it I thought through America They had to get around it

Because you're right And I remember Utsukoshi was saying He had trouble with that too With the Virtus.Asteroid guy When he was looking into it For the next game Which he may or may not be

It's tricky But the Japanese project Kickstarter as you've heard about All have western Branches Nature finds a way Is Indiegogo available in Japan? Yes

Indiegogo is available everywhere Because I remember Junkhead was on Indiegogo Yeah Fuckin' Skullgirls did it In Castlevania Like LeBath

Can she be able to do it too? LeBath I really just hope he's able to get Like quality art and music Yeah Because that's like 40% of Castlevania You know, Mature Yamane

Is down for whatevs Yeah, you got the money She could call her Right? She's down for whatever, man That's what it says on her card Down for whatevs? You guys doing whatever?

You can call I'm good You're American? I don't care The other The other walkout That's not even current But it's only current

Because we've heard about it now It happened last year Fuckin' Tetsuya Mizuguchi Walked out on Q Entertainment Nobody but us Knows who that is That's the Miz, obviously So to further elaborate on that

Tetsuya Mizuguchi is One of the genius minds behind Rez Behind Child of Eden And everything awesome That Q Entertainment has Space Channel 5 Luminous as well

Luminous as well Sure, yep Dude's got synesthesia He A lot of his games Are about the visual interpretation Of sound Yeah

Cause dude's got synesthesia Which is the coolest Disease you can ever get Yeah I don't know We'll probably get an email I was like, no, I have the coolest disease What would that be?

I'm invisible Handsomitis I'm invisible and handsome Doc, you gotta help me I'm terminally handsome It's gonna kill me one day I've got elephantitis of the dick In Japan, that's considered bad

An EPO Girls run from EPO Yeah, it's all up to you That's such a weird joke Get outta here Well Well Anyway

Regional differences Yeah So he left Q Entertainment Which is a really huge deal Because apparently Q Entertainment has been Picked up by Amazon

No If you want to try again You'll never get it You'll never get it You'll never get it Tencent You'll never get it Sanio chemical industries

That's not fair It's literally impossible Makers of chemicals And plastics What the fuck is going on? I don't know This is just what Like when Sammy

Got into the fucking video game business But at least Pachinko Has something relatively To do with entertainment I guess Chemicals and plastics Like Rez 2

Is it a manufacturing concern? Like Like Rez 2 Is just gonna be about Fucking wiring And like Lab work Sure

Q Entertainment office And they're like What do you guys do? You make games Can you coil? Can you coil wires for us? Why did you buy us? Why did you come to

Our game development studio Just to boo us? He looked at the programmer's hands Like you guys have never worked A day in your life You know Start coiling So weird

So weird That's the weirdest thing ever So yeah Tetsuya gets up and leaves With his second hand Right hand man Kind of thing So good job

The company's like Lost half its value Yeah That was apparently a year ago And it was completely silent That's always the biggest problem When these companies Like you know

When EA bought Bioware Like what if like The top guys at Bioware Just said Fuck it I'm out I'm gone Oh what if

The other Yeah You're right What if that happened The thing that totally happened Maybe fucking nuts What if the guys at Infinity Ward left

Yeah I know right Carries the thought Man Call duty sure What's suck Oh look at that The other nightmare scenario Is that

This company wants them to Make a cool trippy Trans-style video game I was totally thinking Pushing the business Of chemicals and plastics Acid man Increase taxes on corporations

Is the mind killer It's like Pepsi Man The more acidic Exactly Drink acid man The kids that love Acid Man On their PS1s Isn't there's no Mega Man

Boss named Acid Man No I'm thinking a toxic seahorse Not yet there isn't There should be Maybe there'll be a Bex boss Because Mega Man Is better than fucking

Tomahawk man Mighty number acid Yeah No I don't know what to make Of that but Rez is gone It'll live on in my hearts And I can still play it

On 360 I'll lend you my trans vibrator No No you won't Maybe I have my own Maybe at Tetsuya in Igarashi You're gonna team up

With Jack Trenton And the Uncharted writer And make a super team What's going on You said that earlier And I'm like Why Jack Trenton Why Jack Trenton

You know Why Jack and C-Vival reason He's gotta be the face I'm really upset I don't know what we're doing But we're selling a product here So I just realized How much of an asshole I am

In which I'm really upset That you refer to Amy Hennig As the Uncharted writer Not because you didn't use her name But because you didn't say The legacy of Kane writer To be fair to most listeners Yeah

To be fair enough I didn't know her by name She writes the best dialogue To write on That game would be great Now she's teaming up And he marketed well Just Simon Belmont

With trippy fucking Synesthesia background Amazing dialogue Coming to all devices And a great E3 show Yeah He can sell anything now I wonder where Jack Trenton's gonna go

To the desert to sell sand Yeah To what? Skeletons? Yeah I'll buy anything he sells I would love it I would love it so much

If Jack Trenton went to Microsoft or Nintendo I would think that would be The most entertaining thing It would be entertaining But it's not lovely Usually you go to a different industry Wouldn't that be hilarious? Phil Harrison

Wouldn't that be hilarious? Phil Harrison Phil Harrison And then you get in this weird place Where every single person On stage at E3 has worked for Sony And they all know Everyone's plans

Yeah And then we can just have a big E3 presentation round table Oh no Reggie worked at Pizza Hut Pizza Hut It's a Canadian pizza man

And then What about some What's his name? EA Sports Guy Peter Moore Peter Moore Yeah Moving around

No one remembers Chip Hawkins No I remember the name He created EA Sold it before it got evil And made the 3-Doh Yeah Stop saying the 3-Doh

I'm saying 3-Doh because I'm mocking him I'm pushing it Panasonic doesn't even call the 3-Doh the 3-Doh They call it the failure They call it fuck you Get out of my office By this time next year You're all gonna be playing 3-Dos

With fucking holes in our controllers I think I mentioned My people joke about the Wii U But there's some real failed consoles Out there in the past The 3DO, the Jaguar Phantom The Phantom never came out

The biggest piece of vaporware ever No, the biggest piece of vaporware ever Is the gizmondo Because it actually came out And was still vaporware I guess It was all fucking Tax scammed by the Swedish mob

Okay But the phantom guy Like eventually Through the penny arcade strip These guys track them down to their office Which was the dude's mom's barber shop Yeah Or something along those lines

And then like The phantom itself was like Something that was part of a phone board Hair dryer It was nothing That lap board was pretty good apparently Yeah Sure

And they had over 30 Major AAA companies on board Yeah, it's like They were gonna have a fucking thief on that They were gonna have a thief too on that That was a big thing at that time You told me right Oh my god

I told Liam It was not too long ago But when they were making the 3DO They asked Who should we have a manufacturing partner Sony So let's ask Sony Sony, do you want to join in with us?

And they're like Look, we have another product It's 50-50 Whether we go for that or yours We'll get back to you And they're like Yeah, it's probably gonna fail But we're gonna do this PlayStation thing

Well hey Hey, remember What could have been Remember, it's like Yo, Nintendo, we got CDs Games look great on them Do you want to make a CD add-on Called the PlayStation for yourself?

No, we do But we don't want to pay you Yeah We want to look at your tech And steal it Yeah And then Square is like Yo, guys, we got this game

Final Fantasy VII It might be good And Nintendo's like I don't think that's exactly how that part Does it fit on the cartridge? That's not quite exactly how it works Does it fit on the cartridge? Fine

Does it fit on the cartridge? No, it doesn't Then they laugh them out of the office And then they say Hey, does it fit on a CD? Yeah, I've used three Yo, great CDs are cheap

How long do you think Before we ruin this series? Fucking 64DD, goddammit Remember what you said A while ago About the video game industry It's an industry of failure Tripping over your dick

Is what allows your opponent To succeed The video game industry Is not defined by success It's designed by the failure Of your competitors Everyone's successful And then someone just trips up

And people get more successful And we're seeing that so hard right now Where Sony did a pretty good job At PlayStation 4 Getting it out And messaging it But it wouldn't have mattered If Microsoft hadn't fucked up so hard

If Microsoft had done another 360 Then this console generation Would be in their favor right now And we've spent entire podcasts On the Wii U launch You know what I mean Oh my god So next gen

Next gen And Sony and Microsoft Will probably cock something up And Nintendo will have a good idea Or something And Nintendo will be back again Watch fucking like Amazon Be like some legit shit out of nowhere

No, the controller leaked out It's totally a fucking But Android controller That controller didn't get confirmed To be like the quote-unquote console one And more of just a generic one I find it kind of boring It's going to be an Wii U from Amazon

Well until I see it Because they've got a bazillion dollars So I trust them They do have a bazillion I want it kind of boring If it's those three forever I really want the scenario of a coffin Burst open

And someone unexpected shows up Well, here's the deal You want that Here's what needs to happen One of these companies Their gaming division Has to just completely die Because there's not enough for four

Sega learn that But like I really just want Someone to just burst open Atari's like we're back Oh no, not Atari In handhelds Infogrames I'll not call them a time

In handhelds There's room for two And it's smart phone Plus whatever And one console And in consoles There's room for two Maybe three

Two in a bed And a secondary Three's possible But not like Not easy But no one's doing spectacularly But four, no way No way

And I used to think that like Steam could just reach out And take it if they wanted it But it's difficult Steam box is taking forever It's difficult And they're cocking up A few things

They're regional sales and shit The price stuff on the Steam box You look at it and you go Why would I get a Steam box Why wouldn't I just get A similarly expensive PC Well the Steam box will be A good thing in five years

Ten years No Five when it's cheaper Than a PS4 and Xbox One And it does more Whereas in ten years The PS5 will be out And then

What are you waving your hand at? I'm just going to be talking to the mic I'm talking to Pat though Yeah but The mics were interesting But yeah In ten years The PS5 will be out

And then the Steam boxes Will again be A weird pricing gap I guess It's like I don't know man The expensive Steam boxes It's like

You can get a better It's the console You can get a better PC for that At the end of the day Just build a PC If you want that It's really weird But the biggest

Steam box problem Is the fact that it's like Yo you know what Linux doesn't support shit Right now for games Surprisingly more than you'd think Yes But not my Steam catalog

Now Quite a bit though Not my 400 games That you don't play Only 12 or 15 of those Work on Linux And only 12 or 15 of the ones you play Now speaking of

Now speaking of cocking up Yeah what about cocks Well you're someone who played it Tell us about that Speaking of cocking up Prices for digital games Like you see Good old games

Had their own little Thing going on A little bit of a snafu That was correct Was corrected They sure patched that one Oh I got something They came out

Two weeks ago And they said Basically that They were going to be Introducing regional pricing For some games Because in order to get them In a timely manner

And to work out deals With the publishers and such They were going to introduce this And what not The priority being DRM free Means that they had to Make this concessions Yeah publishers don't like that

Regional pricing Being the second most evil thing After a region talking Yeah but you know who else Doesn't like that? Gamers Good old gamers And they were really vocal about it

And you know what When your platform is DRM free The consumer has a lot of power To fuck with your platform And you know They have the mantra Up in the DRM free Now and forever

And basically After the massive backlash They just came out and went Yo we fucked up Have free shit We completely fucked up And we are not going to be Going forward with this initiative

At all anymore Everything is going to be Equivalent no matter where you live In the world We'll force the deal Basically What they said is Like obviously something has to give

And what's going to give here is It'll take us longer To negotiate these things Sure that's what everyone will prefer Which is the best possible answer Because it's the true one And you're fixing the problem There's no more truth than that

It reminds me We'll get it or we won't But we're going to sit at the table And bargain and negotiate Well that's good I would like it if good old games Could speed up their process And get some bigger titles

It's hard though But what you're hitting I'm not at the expense of that You see that's the thing You have to realize Like these guys are trying really hard Already pushing something That the people who have games

Hate Which is DRM free You know and they're standing by that All the research in the world That shows that You know good old games Does pretty good Despite DRM free

Or even because of it maybe I mentioned it before But like personally I know it's not the popular opinion But whenever I have the choice Between Steam and good old games I go good old games Yeah me too

I adore Steam Even me It's like well obviously Yeah no GOG for me is way better And they Like this type of integrity And like honesty

Is fantastic It reminds me of When the CCCP The guys who make it even online Had those microtransactions For those personal customizable things And the EVE players blew up Everything in space

Literally And they backtracked And the company was like All sorts of fucking bullshit You hear that Dark Souls Playstation stores shit Which one? The fucking the

Which one? Okay so You can use the DualShock 4 On your PlayStation 3 Right You can plug it in It totally works The only thing that doesn't work

Is the home button But it has to be wired Yeah it has to be wired Hilariously though If your PS4 was on While you did that It's the controller can send Inputs to both devices

And people are ending up Buying a shit ton of stuff By accident On the PlayStation store Oh no And Sony's like No we're not gonna refund that You're an idiot

So the one input is gone Is not showing up And they're using their PS4 At the same time Yeah So they're navigating the store While playing Dark Souls And buying tons of shit

Damn It's like well And heads up people Don't do that Turn everything off Yeah Or just use the controller That comes with your system

Well if you see the blue light Wouldn't you fucking No shut up though Yeah Like for me My PS4 is in a different room So I could see that situation happening But I'd be an idiot

Fucking so stupid Why would you suddenly go buy Lots of games for no reason Sometimes you feel good about that Kind of stuff Sure But it's you know You just bought a whole bunch

Of good games the other day No I didn't By that I mean they were all shit No It's sure we did Although as far as PSN stuff does go Due to an accident We got to see a little bit

Of how PSNOW is gonna work Well I still question Whether it's actually PlayStation now Cause that's all people Positing that it's that But I actually think it's not Well whatever it is Gonna be officially labeled

There was a leak type of thing Yeah on the PlayStation network Where you could see digital rentals Available Sure So 7 day rent 3 day rent Whatever

And what was the game It was Catherine was the one It was Catherine There was no prices There was just the UI for it If that price is anything more Than

Real rental prices Real rental prices A nickel A nickel 3 days Are you fucking What are you Are you high?

A nickel I own Catherine That's good Like if it's supposed to Replace backwards compatibility No it's a rental system The PSNOW No no

It's not like PSNOW It's in the PlayStation So the news or articles Are reporting it as Possibly related to PSNOW But either way It's speculation It's speculation

But what this is From based on the screenshot we saw Is a rental system for digital games Okay Well Yeah 2 bucks 2 bucks 3 bucks

Exactly For a weekend Blockbuster prices Exactly Totally fair What blockbuster did you go to Fuck Okay

Blockbuster was the worst price Okay Mom and pop Rental prices Right Yeah and it would always be cheaper To keep it an extra day And pay the late fee

Yeah Because yeah I mean there's a lot of times Where I find myself saying When people ask Hey how is this game These days I go It's a rental

But what does that mean anymore Yeah It means I'll lend it to you Yeah I guess right And they must have They must have realized That market is gone

And maybe they can get in on it There's room There's totally room for that But I can't lend it to you anymore Because I'm all digital Yeah You know So even that's going away

Oh man That's Steam I have a friend of mine Who's on the Steam Family Sharing Thing And I saw like his Steam account It's fucking bananas Like the game list on that

Oh yeah Just like yeah You can just share Your games with everyone on this list As long as they're not playing it God I would wish that system Came to everything Meanwhile in the brick and mortar

At least up here in Canada We are now going to be paying 50 bucks more for your PS4s Which is It's the retailer's fucking us Because they're not charging 50 dollars more for Xbox One So when the Canadian dollar

Shifts up or down Well in this case it's not the retailer It's Sony Sony said it themselves Really They are upping the price of their games And their controllers by 10 dollars For PS4 not for Vita

And for Don't worry PS4 they upped the price of the console by 50 Then why hasn't this been reflected On PlayStation Network yet It has It has Only for Sony products

So So beef is not going to get changed But Infamous is already 69.99 up there Well that's a good thing I've pre-ordered it Me too exactly So And this is something Fucking Sony

This is something that we deal with a lot Up here in Canada specifically Not a lot Not a lot Last time it happened was 4 years ago It's happened twice in recent memory But then it stops

4 years ago And the thing is that When it does stop Okay let me explain what it is rather Is according to the Canadian dollar's Strength versus the American dollar When we hit parity Yay we can all sell and trade

The exact same Except it takes 2 years for them For them to slow it down But when it shoots up When the Canadian dollar goes under They immediately put the price up Yeah because that's how that works So they have to recoup their costs

And thus they will put the money up When it goes But the bullshit is that it takes them Super long to bring it down So it's like gas prices except even scumier Yeah totally It's fucking entertainment No because they can

For the period wherein Our dollar is actually shite Yeah It's warranted For any period where it's not that It sucks It took years for us to get to 60 bucks And like I said

That fucking sucks But for the period where Our dollar is absolute trash Which is right now Yeah It's hard to argue against it Because right now No it's easy

Because you took long before So now you should take long now That's the easiest argument in the world No but it's not a good It's not a valid argument No you made your money before So now Give me the savings from then now

Also it wasn't Sony last time we did it No it was every column did it last time Like a name for sure Jesus Christ It was everybody They did that with SF4 vanilla And i5 as well The console is one thing

But when I saw your lips move And you formed the words 69 Fuck you They get such a ridiculous price Like for a game It feels like Super Nintendo games And then you start seeing I pay $99 for Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3

It's brand new for Super Nintendo And you start seeing the half steps You see your 74 Possibly depending on what it is The console doesn't really care about Back at the store that shut down I remember seeing two games at 74 But that store was a museum

You couldn't buy things in there Because the prices were absurd And they shut down to reflect their lack of admission fees But all that being said It's a little bit of bullshit Just because the speed is not reflected The same one both sides Of course

It sucks when we get to the end All that being said Like game prices have not climbed with inflation Unlike almost everything else Which is why we have DLC out the ass Yeah that's totally why Because we pay less for games than we used to And the games cost drastically more

So guess what I'm now less likely to buy DLC for Sony games What I will say is that if you shop around Like Amazon most of their 90% of their prices are still totally up Left behind cancelled So I went like the other day And I pre-ordered like

A whole bunch of shit Destiny, Ultra A ton of games that haven't had prices adjusted Do you cancel your thing for Ultra now? No And like you don't put any money down You know just get that in Before any price adjustments happen

And you know It sucks It ain't gonna happen anytime soon But here's to honesty Maybe we'll see it someday No never Never I just want to pick at the bit

That right now It's fine Because they're losing No it's not Because they waited long before They waited two months for this That's They waited years for it

If they get to do it this fast now Then they should give me back all the money That I wasted when the dollar was a bearer If I have to be scummed out Until the month where it finally becomes fair I'm not gonna stop feeling like I got scummed out No, no It has now become fair

Because the dollar has dropped I want to at least explain it for people So they don't just say But they get it They still like it Maybe they don't Sony is literally Every company is literally losing 10%

I don't care If you buy a $400 It doesn't matter I'm talking If you spend $400 On a product that they spend Almost $400 to make And they lose $40 in the transaction

That's a problem That's their problem And they have to find a way to fix it And this is the only way to fix it And that's totally understood I don't think any of us Else will just stop getting PS4's in Canada Okay, I have mine

I don't think we misunderstand that I bought it at its actual price It is a fair thing to do What we are mad about is the other end of the hill And that will suck when we get there And now I am focusing on that How long will that take? Well, let's wait until we get there

We have taken the part where going up To reflect the changes is fair And we've put it over here Dude, how do you think I feel? And we are focusing on the part where they screw us over Because they did it for the last four years How do you think I feel? I buy way more games than you

I went to Paris last month And I'm going to Japan later this year With our money in the shitter It's garbage It sucks, I hate it But companies are unfortunately warranted Or else they start losing money And they may as well just pull out of our...

But they are not warranted They are slow on the back end So I will wait for that To start making a muck about it I think the point is I have no sympathy for them Because I don't care Because I am a consumer

I am a consumer Sure If they had displayed Like the same level of attentiveness To run up and drop the prices Back when we became fine again Then I would be fine with them This would not be a problem now

I would say, oh, you're changing the prices According to market demand But history has shown us That we should not trust them on this Therefore, negative feelings abound With other companies It's the whole industry did it Yeah

All the retailers did it Yeah, the retailers did it Good Fuck them They didn't do it last time Fuck them But it's all not me It's all them

But that's why I'm saying There's differences These are different people My point of view is not specific It's fuck this Yeah, it's a blanket Stay here I mean, prior to this

There was a $5 hike on games Over at EB for us as well Where you went and canceled A bunch of pre-orders I did And that was EB That was not Sony, right? No, and I went

And I got them on Amazon for the same price Yeah, so I mean This is a piece of Sony news But we're seeing this coming from retailers Sure I don't like it I just think it's warranted And to say it's not warranted

It's childhood If you want the games None of us said that We're all saying it's bullshit If they don't put it down fast enough Like if you want the games now You have to like The only way you can sort of

Make it right to yourself Is just go get the fucking retail boxes When they hit the bargain bin So you pay as least as possible And use to fuck them too And even if they drop it Like with the same level of speed And attentiveness this time around

It still doesn't make up For the bullshit last time either I know But we'll see And by ve means a lot of people That are not us I'm not going to condone it But I sure

I would sure hope for Sony's sake That the PS4 doesn't get cracked Any time soon That would be real bad for them Because it would be real hard To get mad at many of those people What I would like to do With the savings

I don't really get the relation But sure And we'll move on Anyway, what I would like to do With the savings from not getting ripped off Is put it into awesome ass kick starters Like proto wrestling eggs Man, please take it away

Okay, so We saw that the crappy Was announced for a street No, don't spoil it Shut up And we all got really dehyped All of us, everyone All around the world

I did not get dehyped Because you knew I knew But I just happened to be on a site Where my eyes just lit up And I went, wait What is this kickstarter? What?

And I I phoned up Wooly Without even having all the information yet And just going Look at this kickstarter And Wooly's like Wait, what? What is this?

And basically Pro wrestling eggs Is a kickstarter That's like Let's bring back the N64 Wrestling games With modern tech For PC

Oh my god The fucking screenshot Even has the only four Yeah, no It's straight up These guys are like You don't even understand How much we love the Aki engine

No, we understand Because we like it too We're gonna make it for PC And make it moddable as hell And their goal is $6,000 And they already surpassed it How much? $6,000?

Their goal is $64,000 And they surpassed it in the first 30 hours Of course they did They basically They said they're not stopping Until they make What did they call it? Fuck

Wrestling history? No It was the perfect name To sum up what they're doing The spirit? It was But it's basically The ultimate goal is

The depth of fire pro wrestling With the fun of the Aki engine No mercy games That's not possible It's totally possible I really liked in their little Video campaign When they show

The evolution of the project And everything And they have like A big like Sort of a table With all the different games That they're taking influences from Fire pros

The early smackdowns And then I see in the front They got the box art Of backstage assault Yeah, while he's talking about The legacies of wrestling games He's talking about the legacies of wrestling games And I'm like

What the fuck is this motherfucker Doing with that? Whatever I'll listen to him talk And he goes And we can clearly see Why all these games are great Except a few of them

And just knock that box out Knocks backstage wrestling off And you're like Yeah These guys get it He knows So this also This is a Canadian kickstarter as well

So I think it's in Out west I believe But yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna throw some money at that Oh my god I'm gonna try to contact these guys Yeah

Back in the kickstarter There's some stuff going Yeah, it's already Again, it's already past its goal And now they're just They're stretch goals Or like the scaffold match No fuck

Now it's doubled its goal It's at 11 11.5 right now And basically the goal Is to create the engine Create the full Sweet Sweet of like

Match types Yeah And two wrestlers initially Yeah and just populate them Right, hey guys Fucking, here's a template Go Here it is

Also they're making it Fully open moddable For people who want to throw Their own wrestlers in there And what not Yeah Before they'd eventually get Around to the character creator

And all the other Good bits Right now Of course because of Such a modest Target goal And super moddable They're looking at just PC

Yeah, of course All you can do with that money And to be fair Like once you get it Off the ground And once people are playing it And having fun Once money's coming in

Then you can look and go Alright, maybe we can Get this going elsewhere Maybe we can make a console Version in which we port All the characters that Are breaking copyright laws Yeah

So what was the tweet That you saw? The tweet is like Hey, those games Have those N64 games You know a lot of things For Nintendo Would you ever think

Of a Wii U port And goes And the guy Who's the head Of the entire Kickstarter Said Actually we've seen An enormous amount of support

Saying Wii U version So we're doing the math To see if it's possible Which is nice Yeah And the thing is Even though there's only

Two wrestlers to start with They're fucking badass Designers They're both guys You'd want to use Yeah, they look pretty cool So yeah Just insanely excited

About this They showed off Enough for me to Have faith in them to deliver Yeah Because they had been working On this engine Since 2007

Six or seven Six or seven And they've been working On this perfect recreation Basically Let's do the ackee engine But better Yeah

And now they're getting into The stage where they're like Alright, we want to get this Looking current gen That's good Let's get a little bit of money And push it and put out A little engine

With a ring, a couple match Types And two guys And then we'll take it from there Alright And it's happening That's the best part about this Hope

I don't have to push it Because it's going to happen We started like A week ago We made like 3,000 bucks And you're like Oh

Yeah No, like honestly Right now it's just like Your job is to just get hype Because this is going to happen So on the phone He's like dude I can't keep talking to you

I have to get hype And read by myself I can't talk and read At the same time Because every new quote Is like something I want to hear In fact like They got

They got part of their backing From the producer Of No Mercy Who just is like I'm happy to make a donation Like this Best of luck This better come to completion

Holy shit You know like Everyone is Like Really really happy For example A lot of people are like How come blank blank

Or blank do not release How come there's no like Smackdown HD collection Or How come EA Can get the rights I imagine it'd be the right Yeah they must be in there

No no I know but like Create the engine again No shut up though And Yeah Home depth Here's the quote I was looking for

So like There's an FAQ at the bottom Of the page And they just said One is X feature going to show up In the game And they basically said

Yeah Once the doors are open Once the product is out There We're not going to stop Until we've created Virtual Fire Pro No Mercy 2

Nice That is a serious bit Of ambition It really is But if they're taking it Like this Step by step I know it's like

We want to boil down A 20 year genre And beat Every version Of everything In a genre Where 10 years were irrelevant Yeah

But no 15 15 were irrelevant Sure But the sick thing here Of course is that like They've got it It's made

It's puzzling And what they're doing Or what they need to do Once it's out Is just make the new Characters And make their moves And then you've got

A couple stage variations But the thing is there If they The groundwork Is not going away If there's a really good Create a character With a lot of support

In that This can Become The Wrestling No Mercy has been supported By PC modders For years and years

And still current You can play No Mercy On the PC With like Not Amazing visuals But much sharper Better textures

Runs Well But like Think of all the Mods that we saw For like Street Fighter 4 Vanilla

Of people just Twisting the models In order to make Crazy new characters That was Explicitly Unmoddable Well

What would be Fan-fucking-tastic Is If this turned out To be something like The project cars Of the wrestling community Yeah

Where we all just Jumped on that forum And it became New table discussion And What if it became Mugen, man? Sure

And wrestling game Fans in general Like if you go into WWE Salty Federation Salty Federation If you go into WWE 2K13

If you search for Or Matt Tile You get Like it's a very Like fan-made And that game sucks That game sucks

Like imagine If it was good Pretty sure you can Search for Zubas Yeah I searched for all of us No one made an us though Oh damn

As they should not But I would Not in that game Cause I searched for Liam, Pat and I When we did the WWE 2K14 And no one made us

See That's why you call me And Create a character Expert Yeah A character you always Make

Rage The best The huge black guy Oh no no That's my brother's character That's your brother's character My brother would only Make rage

Big angry black guy I did I did I brought him up At least once or twice I feel like I feel like Zubas needs a rival

We should appropriate rage What is Angry black man His thing is Anger I'm so pissed You guys Anyway

Yeah So The next Big hype Kickstarter At least Matt and I And hopefully you guys

When you take a bigger look at it Pro wrestling X Holy shit Other thing In Kickstarter news Do you guys remember Chroma Squad?

No Chroma Squad Chroma Squad is the Little Sentai Power Rangers Style It's a Sentai management game

Dude I don't think I've ever heard of it Mixed with like A tactics game Okay Go look it up It's adorable It's a Sentai management game

Exactly You have your Team of different Ranger colors And you can You can fight in the Big Mac You can do your Megazord battles

All kinds of fun stuff Going on They passed their goal It was awesome It was successful This was over a year ago This was quite a good while Yeah

What's happening with it Well basically They're finally Like getting ready To put it out there And they made Three little Japanese TV spots for it

Which are adorable They're really Really fun And they're going to be As well Like showing some stuff off Yeah Well I saw at GDC

They're going to have a build And they're going to have a build For the next convention Which may have been packs And after that They're going to offer a build To their backers And yeah

And I just I just watched the commercial Where they're showing Off the features For Japanese TV Like it was 15 second spots Basically And yeah

No they're adorable They're just really fun They have that dog That floats in space It could be I love that dog You should chuck it out And find out yourself

So for anyone Not to be confused with Chroma It's a totally different thing The disappointment issue Or chromehounds It shoots disappointment Not chromehounds

That game doesn't work anymore Did it ever? Wow No I mean it did But the servers are down So that shit's fucked now Is that a from software game? I think so

Nooo What do you say? Yeah yeah okay A lot of mech games last Last gen Yeah It was a hell I feel like PS1

Was like the mech Game Thing I thought it was Xbox Original There's so many PS2 PS2 is the one I like that PS2 is absolutely the one I like

There's a lot more mech games Than anyone remembers it Appears It's still battalions I always think it's still battalions Yeah Techies Zoe

Oh fuck techie That's the same game Shut up Techie is still battalions Stop being knowledgeable Shut up You're ruining the podcast Does everybody remember

I think Spongebob red Yeah Yeah every time you say chromehounds I try to think of ring of red Because that was the game that like No one of our group of friends Not you guys in my other group No one wanted the disc

And no one knows who brought it I couldn't figure out who it was We all met up and someone And a copy was there And everyone was like who's this And no one owned up to it Ring of red It was like a Spon game too

In your apartment No it was Predator It was Predator It was concrete jungle Ring of red sounds like So weird British sex thing Makes you think of rule of rose Oh you got a ring of red on you

No Did you guys catch the trailer For the new gauntlet game Yeah No I did not What a fucking match made in heaven For what type of mobile device is this for PC

Oh That's not a mobile device at all Guess who they're getting to make it John Romero John Romero No Arrowhead Okay

They made Magica Okay They're fucking shoeing for gauntlet That's nice actually Yeah that's awesome Like a great match Is it gonna have a Vietnam expansion I hope so

That was the best thing This midway you stole gauntlet Yeah it's being published by Warner Brothers Warner Brothers Warner Brothers And they showed off Our new masters They showed off the trailer

And it was like Not my master They showed off the trailer and it was like Warrior Mage I think like Whatever Warrior Mage Valkyrie

Valkyrie and elf Yeah And like you know It's like You kind of look back and go Oh gauntlet Why would you do class, class, race, class Like

It's just an elf is not a class They do that in dragons Like warrior, thief, mage, Jew Yeah Yeah Totally right Exactly It's fuck

I like those old Not the old old ones But the ones on Gamecube and The gauntlet legends Well they were arcade Right But that's where I was going with this

My thing with this trailer though Is you're watching it And you're like This looks kind of like Every extend extra Because it's flashes of particles And things happening It's totally different

But the, no But the camera is so far zoomed out That you can't see your fucking characters That's sort of the problem So the biggest problem right now Is that it's your They're so small You're like a pixel

But it's a PC screen It's a little dot It's a PC screen So it's like four inches in front of your face I'm sure But like You go back and look at any other gauntlet game The original or legends

And it was zoomed in At least twice as much To see your characters And it Shut up No When you said ring of red I thought you were going to say

Did you guys play ring of fire No rain of fire Rain of fire Yeah And that's almost turning into the new face off So I'm talking about rain of fire So I'm talking about talking about face off The way the flames came out

And amounts was cool Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah No it was Because they had like little sacks The chemical mix And they had pretty cool But anyway

No it might take the original gauntlet Or gauntlet legends And make the characters twice as small Pull the camera way out I like how big they look And gauntlet legends They see the details I don't know

I watched the trailer I think it looks really fun Oh I have to have a look at that I think Arrowhead's on a total You think Yaiba looks fun So Every Everything looks funny

I think Arrowhead's on a total tear Cause like gauntlet And with the other game Okay I don't remember Helldivers Those both look great No

I'm just saying Just zoom in the camera a little bit I'm sure you probably can If it's on PC You'd probably scroll it with a mouse wheel Yeah but it was just Like they showed so much footage And never ever changed the camera at all

Yeah maybe you need to get bigger eyes What's up Yeah we know Obviously What else would you do Clearly Other game that is Not confirmed yet

But rumored to be true After the next Batman game Apparently we're getting Suicide Squad There's a list of rumors That are public now Yeah I would trust that And so the

Yeah me too And so what they're basically saying Is the Suicide Squad which is The most obscure thing You could ever pull out of DC's asshole It's pretty obscure But it's a team of villains The dirty dozen with super villains

And they're villains Whose names you would recognize You've got Harley Quinn You've got Bane You've got Deadshot You've got Amanda Waller On that group Which is awesome

Cause she's the Nick Fury Of the DC Universe Sure You know the big black woman Yeah the one that Batman's Hanging out inside of a shower Sure yeah that one Yeah exactly

What And she's behind all the shit It's a long story I'm sure it is Yeah that's the story Go watch the best episode of Batman Beyond Epilogue

Oh that's the best episode of Batman Beyond That's one of the ones you skipped to right Yes It's like five episodes of that show If you do it right Yes if you do it right There's exactly five

Including the movie I liked Gollum and Shriek Yeah that's fun stuff But either way Suicide Squad That shit was Shuei Like This to me is the type of views

That's a dead word That is the exact opposite of Gotham Knight Where it's like Okay You're keeping A brand and franchise going But you're giving us something different

And it's gonna be a cover based shooter It's gonna be third Probably third For you and five friends at the same time Look at Bane He shoots guns But he can use his venom power I can't see them straying too far

From what they've got You know To me This is be the same as of Marvel Announced the maximum carnage game But you can only play as the bad guys I would love that game Right?

Yeah But There's nothing in DC To put video games based on Except for Batman Because there's nothing Well the interesting You're gonna play the brilliant game

Well the interesting thing is I know Mr. Mixle Plix The backstory of the Suicide Squad Is that there are villains that do They have to change that title They can't put out a game That's called Suicide Squad No, that's the name of the group

They gotta change it No, you can't fuck with that name They're gonna be on Fox News in minutes So it's gonna be Batman Suicide Squad And guess what The next episode of Arrow Airing this week Is called Suicide Squad

And it'll be on Fox But nobody cares about it It'll be on Fox immediately Nobody cares about episode titles No, it's true TV is for adults Video games are for children And we can't have the playpoints

As adults who are children We can't have all our children Beyond Suicide Squad King's is a fine name for a movie But video games I'm surprised Persona wasn't on fucking Fox It's got a penis demon It does

I thought you were just going to go For shooting yourself in the head No, it's not a penis demon It's also got a demon That's just hanging out on the can Yeah Belphagore It's just a demon sitting on a toilet

And older SMT games Have equally disturbing shit Yeah, but Fox News wasn't around In relevant back then No, no Anyway Ted Turner was born 20 years ago I thought Gotham City Impostors

Was really scraping the bottom of their brains It was How you can possibly extend this universe anymore Well, here's what I'm hoping for I'm hoping for third person action Switching off between the team members And I'm hoping that you go on the missions For the government as the main Suicide Squad

So you want a third person Batman licensed version of Clive Barker's Jericho Yeah That's completely off the wall What do you mean with magic robots? You're about to ask Why would they be going on missions

For the government Well Because it shortens their jail sentences No, but why would the government Trust these lunatics To even do the missions It's Amanda Waller If you know her

She's fucking She doesn't give a fuck She gets the job done no matter what Whatever shit'll happen Yeah And maybe I hope Batman's the final boss Well, that's what I'm getting at

Maybe you'll find a hero or two Like you're in the middle of It's unwinnable You're in the middle of a mission And fucking Dude kicks the door down Like what are all these villains doing here Time to wreck your shit

Hey, what's up bats And he's really hard to fight With your whole team That'd be really fun It kills you Unwinnable battle That looks winnable But it isn't

Unwinnable battle is the actual best Especially when you decide that Oh, I have to get away No, like you're You're trying to beat him And you're losing And then the credits just start rolling Over the screen

As you're fighting him Aww That game's telling me I can't win Yeah, no I hope that DMC3 has an unwinnable battle But you can totally win Those are the best kind

In the credits For Devil May Cry 3 Remember, you can fight 100 demons And they appear infinite But if you really haul ass You can kill all Is it 50?

I think it's 50 But you can kill all of them Right before the final title crawl And you get the extra scene at the end Aww, that game's so good Um, and in, I guess I don't even know What to relate this to

But some dude Reached a million gamer score Today marks the day Wow How many achievements was that? Yeah, I don't fucking know or care So he cheated Let's just assume that

No, he reached it legit He's been tracking it for a while He was the guy that broke 50 Yeah, that's the same guy you hear about A couple years ago And this was the Guinness World Book of World Record Maker Who says there's no more heroes?

This was the guy at launch That Microsoft had that amazingly Weird PR stunt Where they gave him a gold Xbox Live card That gives him a lifetime membership In a misguided fit of We're gonna look so good to everyone doing this Well, at the time

Yeah, maybe your service should be free To be fair, the guy on the other side Of the company battle or whatever Was doing the Banderas-like face And no one got it Yeah That's really weird It did look really weird

It was still great though Oh, man Wait a minute What a nice little end To the story of last generation's achievements Where what is your... We went through a generation with achievements And half a generation with trophies

How do you guys feel about them now? Because boy, do I not give a fuck anymore Not at all? I did I really did Yeah And there was a couple games That just took some of it away from me

And now it's all gone No, but I never gave that much of a fuck ever I thought it was a cool little thing It's a cool little thing And if there's a fun thing that would happen Like uppercutting and defeating Sagat And round two with an uppercut Yeah, that was cool

Right on Getting the smile in Geometry Wars 2 Sure What do you care about When an achievement pops up in Killer Instinct Or when you completed a trial And got some fucking stuff that's used Yeah, yeah, yeah

To unlock something Remember Metroid Prime 3 had achievements? Yeah, they did Well, they did They did? Yes But they were hard to do It was like an enemy throws a boomerang at you

And you freeze him And then with a free shot And then his boomerang hit him and shattered him And you got a bit of like Metroid Prime money And you can use it to unlock armor Yeah, now I remember that They were really hard to do They had things like that

Originally, of course, Microsoft's concept for gamer score Was that you'd be able to spend it Yeah, that would have been cool That was a dream And then they were like, oh wait, no It's free money, let's not do that Can't do that, don't do it I got really hard into them

Well, yeah, we had a really long discussion about this I think my point was pretty hard It was I wish they didn't fucking exist And why is that? Because they're just nothing They're just nothing It's free artificial lengthening for your game And it's abused by most developers

But why is that? The vast majority of it But you had a really good reason for personally hating these Because I got way too into them Yeah I think And then it kind of ruined some games for me Totally

Yeah, so it's like if you are just like I want But it's hard to get out of them If you've got an addictive personality No, but you can't just turn them off You're compelled to want to complete this Well, you can't Because then you couldn't, right?

Now you can Now you can't And like for a long time I'd be like, okay, for this game, no And I'd get a few And I'd be like, I have to fucking finish this now I get it because when I started turning Back in totally ruined a fucking game

When I started turning notifications off and whatever And then when I do things in games I'd be like, I bet I got an achievement Yeah, and I hate that You bet you did it anyway I may have talked about it before But like the idea like you can just turn it off It's like sometimes you can't

Because sometimes they may have fucked up the game's design To incorporate achievements And the best example is Arkham City Because the fucking Riddler trophy shit Is so fucking outrageous And over the top There are 400 fucking trophies in that game Not easy to get

It's bullshit And the only reason they did that Is because so many people got the 100 That were in Arkham Asylum I did Oh yeah, so did I Because it was easy to get the 100 I know, but at the same time

DMC4 has over 200 And they're fantastic Yeah Beat the game on normal Congrats, you get 5G That's how you knew the game was serious Your eyeballs open up big The Souls games have always been like

Beat every boss The Souls games in some cases have had Like good achievements and the worst achievements Like max out this Max out a fire weapon Max out a spider weapon It's not fun And it's just like

And you look at it And you're like I need to beat the game three times In a perfect path Getting all these upgrades To get all the achievements It's terrible Oh yeah, no

We saw the story As it unfolded throughout this generation Where we started seeing achievements Like be online at the same time As 10,000 other players Which on paper 100,000 other players What game was that?

Was that NBA Live? No, N-C-A-A N-C-A-A College Basketball It was 1000 players No, it was 10,000 or 100,000 It was 100,000 I remember they got organized to do it

A few years ago Yeah, I think it was 08 or something It was some shit basketball game No one played And the only way to get an achievement Was to get the online player place All together at the same time Which was impossible

Because no one owned the fucking game And they had to get a concerted Organized effort Of just everyone going online right now So your shitty design achievement Was expecting people to give a fuck It sucks because on paper That's a super fun one

But it doesn't work And tons of games That have online achievements Where the Turok Was a really good example In Turok the reboot There was an achievement for Killing a team member

Killing an enemy And killing yourself all in one round So guess what? Those multiplayer matches In the early game were fucking shit hole Because people were team killing And suiciding for achievements My least favorite was

When you had a game with 50 achievements And 48 of them were single player And the two multiplayer ones Were play your first match And reach maximum level Fuck that And some games didn't have multiplayer That were active

So those achievements would be impossible And it's that brutal legend story Oh man, impossible Or that guy like complained To double find Tim Schafer Like I'm gonna be on The achievement is Beyondline with a developer

Or someone who's been Play a game or something like that Fire achievements are super banned now You're not allowed to make them And then the other The two horrible ones that come to mind for me Of course, one, anything that's called The journey begins

Fuck you Or any variant of that Test starts, get 5G Wow, that particular group in a word It's like, yeah, I've seen that For that is Matt Hazard Cause it's so meta And then the second one

Being of course fucking Avatar And then we learned That is the hilarious Anyone of your friends Who has Avatar on their list Where they have 1000G Like, good job guys You are an achievement horror, you've picked a friend

Guess what? Just went in, he did a combo that lasted 50 hits or whatever 20, 40, 60, 80 100 We might have talked about this before There's a secret history To the Avatar

The game's achievements A guy wrote into the giant Bomb Cast a couple of years ago And explained that he was the achievement designer On that game And what happened was He had achievements, really He says they were good, but standard

Good achievements for the whole game And because Of the way that Xbox Live Worked back then Player two coming in With drop and drop out co-op Would get the achievements That player one got

Which would break certification And so like three weeks before the game They said redo all the achievements And so he had to just do those Because they were testable But back then the balancing was So off anyways, the games like King Kong Would give you 200 for beating it once

There was games like Cameo that had The achievements And in fact I think zero point achievements are great I think achievements without Denomination attached to them Is good Because then you're collecting them For the sake of collecting them

And you're not collecting them For the sake of an aggregation point Yeah, but no one wanted to do that Dead or alive For No, no, but that becomes Intrinsic motivation And not extrinsic motivation

No, no, I completely agree This guy's like I want my penis To be bigger and the other guy's like See my penis grow You know Like there's a difference Between the EP And one of them's good

And one of them's shit One of the good examples of what you're talking about Is Dead or Alive 4 Which has zero point achievements For multiple losses in a row online For failing And those are great achievements Like five losses in a row

You have a zero point achievement That says you suck And you can never undo it So this gentleman who's gotten a million Achievement points As wasted his life You have to He's like it's been a lot of hard work

But I've finally got there Whatever Yeah, how much fun are you having? None Maybe he's having the most To be fair The people that want to Because he stopped playing games for games

But maybe he's like Okay, no, you know Exactly You're super right There's that whole subset of people That just want to be the person But that's where I was going That's where I was going

Or not even that Just to be the one amongst your friends And the thing is that When I met the first Like dedicated Achievement horror guy That I knew Where he was just like He was the guy

That stopped playing games That he enjoyed for fun And only looked at How many achievements there were And how fast he could get to thousands Yeah, I knew a guy who And he would actively Like we'd be talking about games

And he'd look and he'd go like Oh, no, I can't play that Like my achievement to A play ratio per hour Is too low So I have no reason to go through that That's nuts He only played games to grow his score

I knew a guy who wouldn't play folklore Or MGS4 In like early PS3 games Because they had no trophies But after Uncharted came out Yeah Because they had no trophies That is ridiculous to the point of

Like frustration Because you're tapping into someone Something in somebody that's like Oh, again, we can't judge whether or not They're getting the same entertainment Out of this or more No, you can It's very easy

They're not Done But like if someone's joy Overfeeling the completion Is a greater joy than hours Of just playing the game for the game You want to stare into the fucking Darkest abyss of this phenomenon

The day before Dark Souls 2 came out A fucking hacked save file For the PS3 went up In which all your souls were maxed out And all of your levels were maxed out And the comment thread On that fucking website Was the most disgusting shit

I've ever seen Thank God for this Now I can play the game And get all the achievements Because I was never going to fucking touch it Anyway, can you still just beat all the bosses Without trying with this save file? Because I don't want to have to try

That's a little much I've seen that though There is a huge subset of people out there That are not playing games to enjoy them They're playing it to get To score it And that's like I would like Yeah, I was going to say before you said that

That I'd like to think or imagine These people wouldn't have given a fuck about the game It's the same people who go Who used to go on a counter strike servers With fucking aimbot And be like Yeah, I'm the best I thought you were going to say video poker

But hey No, it's like no You remember those guys? Yeah, of course It's like yeah, I'm the best Like you're using a fucking hack How are you the best? And the deal is that you're using the hack

And so now that you have the individuals That are refusing to play good games Because they don't have anything It's like congratulations dude You've broken video games for yourself No, you've ruined fun for yourself Thank god it's a minority Because if that was a majority

We'd have serious I can't play chess with my brother Because it has no achievements I feel sorry for the fraction of those guys For these new helpers Who are just compelled and are like I need to collect them all That being said

There are some games and some achievements I had that were fun Yeah, absolutely Like Prince of Persia Like the reboot And Lollipop Chance So I had some fun Yes, well for sure

And because when they're creative And well thought out That's a great thing And it adds to the game's fun But the vast majority are just complete garbage And I mean And I've talked to not Julian But our other friend

Who was super into collecting achievements as well And he said One day I just let it go I just stopped giving a fuck And I got over it And it was one of the most Stress-worthy games I was so much happier with games

When I turned notifications off Yeah Do what you gotta do But you can't get hung up on this bullshit Bullshit, man Well, I was gonna say Like whenever I've said that guy's a hero

Whenever, like once every six months I get an amazing, amazing triple A game On the Wii U I am so happy whenever I play through it That you're just no pop You're totally right You're totally right And like when I was playing

The Wonderful 101 And more so when I was playing That would have had a million If it was Guess what? It does But they're hidden away in a menu Oh, it's true

Pikmin 3 was the one for me Where I was like I'm so happy this has nothing Yeah And that was great You're totally right Moving along I don't know about you guys

But I guess turned the fuck on By massive advancements in storage technology You do Yeah Every time I hear about The next giant ass leap in storage Finally You know what though?

I'll agree with everything you said Except remove the word storage From the sentence Well, sure Whatever Whatever What it means When we have like

But you needed to Yeah Preface the segment And what being a dick I'm sorry Well, what it is is Panasonic He's gotta put the Naruto somewhere

Panasonic and Sony I don't need a binder now Panasonic and Sony have Just don't even acknowledge Yeah, no, just keep going Even though you just acknowledged it It's too funny Talking to Liam

Panasonic and Sony have teamed up And created the archival disc Archival disc Was just such a cool name Yeah It's a great name That will not last Because it will soon not be archival

Right now it's a disc That's stored in like A weather resistant External condition resistant Like a case Gravity pump And it can store up to 300 gigs on it

Yeah, that's pretty good 300 I thought it was 500 I actually heard a terabyte They're ending a terabyte Only 300 gigs on a disc Come on What is this piffle Come on, motherfuckers

Yeah, remember when Bill Gates said Man would only need Two mega gigs Two megs Fuck, it was two megs, I think Kilobytes, dude He said 17 kilobytes Oh, yeah, you're right

Because it was a floppy disc No, this is awesome I can't wait to see it used For things that are not storage What a visionary that Bill Gates Why compress your textures When you can double them up Yeah, you know what

That's gonna be a long time Because even the Blu-ray read times Still aren't that high Yeah The reader is for this God knows how expensive they're gonna be Oh, it's more than anyone hearing

This will ever make in their life Sure, but when it calms down And we get to use these Like, I would like to think that Despite the fact that games will be bigger And a lot of the things we'll be downloading Will be huge We'll be downloading 2K movies

At that point or whatever You know what I want? This is gonna be something that We can fucking replace A lot of broken hard drives with No, I disagree Because you'll have a new computer And a new hard drive by that time

And you'll be using that And the next disc The archival-archival disc Will be on the way And you'll say I'm excited for that disc reader 2000 terabytes Maybe, but I've had two hard drives

External hard drives fail on me And I'm like, fuck, man No, no, I'm just sure That 10 years ago you said A Blu-ray, I'm gonna back my shit up That turns me on This sort of 50 gigs Well, it's when you hit the next like thing

And you say like a terabyte You know what I mean? That is a tangible- Let's get some petabyte drives Up in here, guys Let's do it Minimum You know what I want?

I want a warehouse And somebody points at that warehouse To me And they say You know what's in that warehouse? And I go, no And they say everything I need to back up

I need to back up my archive The sum total of all human knowledge And experience Every book that Google scanned in Every single fucking page of the internet Every song, every movie, every game Everything, all of it And then I want to blow it up

I mentioned to you some of you guys before But there was a time when Josh came over And he just handed me a CD When was this? This was years ago Many years ago Not that many, though Early 2000s

He handed me a CD wrong And I said, what is this? And he said, this is every single Super Nintendo game ever made And I got depressed I was so sad I was like, wow As great as it is

Everything Fucking reboot, really Your name is megabyte Your name is gigabyte At the time, man That was fucking cutting ass edge Hexadecimal, though, stays relevant forever Forever

Not a bad thing And powerful You can do all sorts of dumb bullshit With hexediting Just in case you guys didn't catch that The other really sick bit about that story Is Panasonic and Sony teamed up To make a non-proprietary piece of technology

That's weird Welcome to Fordo Sure Sony can't fucking work nicely They can't play nice with anybody else Well, maybe now that they're slowly going bankrupt They're learning how to play nice with others Sure

Hey, Panasonic, you still making TVs? And I just want to pimp out Why does Sony sound like pimpled TV, Jeff? Because they're losing their divisions Oh, I dropped the TV division In the deep fryer again Mr. Travinopoulos is gonna kill me Oh, Jack left, no

I also just want to pimp out This P4R gaming article Called Mata asks on Yoshi's Island We wanted to make a worse version of Yoshi's Island Yeah And it's really good, actually I'm so lucky, man

I'm really glad that the game is not very good Because then I don't have to play it Yeah, no, so The original isn't taking good either Except it's one of the highest rated games Like, I love games Like, you could like, love games I was way better

I'm saying it So I guess you're agreeing, man Instead of not I'd rather play Dynamite Heady Dynamite Heady is fucking garbage Now you're being crazy I love Yoshi's Island I was fucking sick, I love Yoshi's Island too

And like, this thing's getting like Blasted everywhere It got a 7.9? IGN gave it a trash IGN gave it a 7.9 Unplayable It's just like, hey, Nintendo's not good at a lot of things But what they're supposed to be fucking good at

Is the first party development of their treasured shit So if they start fucking those up too Well, it wasn't first party But we'll just start making up It's not first party? It's not The guys that made Wii Sports Something? Then they fucked up

By giving it to We play Motion They made the Street Pass Me Plaza In its entirety And they made Time Travelers Oh, Time Travelers Which was a good game, but it sold like You're totally right that it was not first party

In that case, they should be Fucking more careful If they get you, they should give everything to the punch out guys Well, what I was about to say What I was about to say was It's almost imperceptible, right? Like Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, the recent one was by Chunsoft Yeah, that's not supposed to be

You know, IGN, whatever, 7.9 No, whatever. And IGN, Eurogamer gave it Force Eurogamer's legit And so, Eurogamer gives Dark Souls Force, like they give everything Force I love it, because they'll give some great game

That you love, like a 7, and you go, yes, fair Yeah Because you look at the scores in aggregate And most of them are like, pretty fucking brutal Yeah This fucking article just fucking kills me In the next part of the interview Oshima plays the original Yoshi's Island for the Super Nintendo

And wonders if it's the upcoming sequel to Yoshi's New Island You should read the previous bit about the DS1 Yeah, yeah He's like, so would you say that Yoshi's New Island is a true successor to the original game? The one on the DS, correct? No, the one before that

This is the first time I've heard of a Yoshi game Before the DS1 Iwata laughs Oh, this guy We gotta get this guy on the show I tried, but it didn't work out too well Please stop calling me Basically, but still

Awesome, awesome website We're not taking it personally Not too much Oh, I know what you just saw I can tell just from the fucking face-trash What you just saw Alright, you know it There's no way to dance around this

We know who the fifth character is Yeah, I called it, and it wasn't for people More than four I vividly remember saying Moro clearly only goes on Japanese form Yes, I vividly remember saying It was going to be decaparate It would be the cheapest character to make

You'd hope for more effort than that I was saying this the pat earlier If you're going to be lazy, which this clearly is Or cheap Or cheap They announced decaparate one of the clones Of Bison's doll army Of Kami

With a mask on But if you're going to do that You might as well just copy over Zangief And make him Hagar And not because I'm like, you know, I like Hagar But just because a lot of people were like More people would be way more hyped If you're going to have a low budget

And just the only Final Fight character That's not in the game Is the main character of Final Fight I don't really get the reasoning Why would they announce her at the start And so no And that's where I disagree

And boy is she cheap too Because she doesn't even stay true to original design The original design has Vega's Three-pronged claws But if they gave The new model That they'd have to model Claw animations

So instead they have like A Psylocke energy claw Thing that comes out So she gets to use all of Kami's punch animations In all fairness it looks a lot cool It looks really cool So here's the thing where I gotta break this down Aesthetically this is

A really bland unfortunate announcement Because right Nothing new to really look at there Gameplay wise Kamba Fiend did a walkthrough For moves and the breakdown Of her systems is interesting So on a level of Gameplay this is a fun

Edition that's going to be interesting to see How it works into the rest of the cast Totally agree Why isn't it a new character Interesting mix ups and what not Why isn't it like a brand new character That we didn't already know Like you know what I mean

Because you'd have to draw that What I'm getting at Gameplay wise totally new character Original ideas going on for her The way you play as her She's got mix ups and teleports That work in very different ways from everyone else It'll be an interesting thing to see

It's at least a new move set But visually it's unfortunate That they went with the bland route Of reskinning Kemi A version that looks like Noticeably worse than the Already existing mod For Street Fighter 4

Now the only reason why this is being Received so negatively Because oh no I did it for 9 months Exactly 9 months of bullshit I was gonna say the worst bit is he wasn't even one doing it Bringing herself to that boiling point He said 9 months ago

There's the 5th character There's 5 characters and people said Who's the 5th character Oh it's a secret He said it's a secret and then we proceeded to bombard him Who is it for 9 months Then he should have said there are 4 characters And did you and hold that thought

Hold that thought Why isn't this a secret announcement And did you see how Over the time I would occasionally bring up The fact that they're trying to go Oh maybe we overdid it Don't get too excited guys The last thing we heard about it was

Oh no straight up saying you will be Disappointed by the new character Clearly people were way more excited Than he assumed they would see Nothing will ever be more true I watched that announcement live I'm gonna assume you did as well woolly You did not

That was a fucking feed Do what you told me about that Like the rep that they have there Forget his name Is up there And everyone's there and the crowd is like Stomp and they're being like Are you guys ready

And they're all going nuts And they're cheering through the opening bit of the trailer And then the trailer ends And then the camera slowly pans Over at like Hundreds of people Just scratching their chins And just kinda like laying back in their chairs

And like you can hear a pin drop It is so quiet No one cares Everyone's joy has been anti-joy It is so nothing Which brings me to the one they originally Announced Oni and Evil Ryu Which were

No no no No the complete opposite reaction People liked it Because these were drops Of information that happened at the last Second And you've got also these new characters Also by the way

Bam here you go because why not And everyone went like Sick right And it's all like in the way Skullgirls Hit its stretch goals and they're like We're going to throw in Rebel Fortune Because why not Everyone's like yeah sure that's fun

So if the Capra was not Announced or mentioned If she was mentioned one month from now We thought there were only four characters It would be high Because it's like oh by the way We found time to sneak in this bonus character Sure

Especially considering she's not done yet It's very obvious that she's bonus So what we're finding out basically Is or rather what Ono's discovering Is what Mal and Yu has been through His entire life You can't fucking build me A buttercup just to let me down

No and If you plant Kami in the ground Now you'll get to Capra I was so Like I was especially disappointed because Someone had mentioned the character that I don't think anyone maybe guessed Which was Rose's teacher

When they showed that remember Rose's teacher From the Udon comic When someone showed the screenshot of her and I remember How fucking sick her design is And how she was almost as powerful as Bison I was like holy shit it's her That's fucking sick They even troll you by having

Armica jump in It was funny They were going down the list of like characters Everyone wanted to be said no to That was really funny and inventive And probably the worst possible way They could have done it because they're like Hey you're making fun of yourselves

Wouldn't you prefer this? Yes Wouldn't you prefer this? Yes Wouldn't you prefer anyone in this row Of characters other than This one Yes oh it's this one Oh my god And just all in the timing of announcements guys

Like expectations are everything When you're delivering content To your audience It's nuts that being said I'm sure I'm in fact positive That once the dust settles and the game is out And people are playing it And it's hitting the tournament circuit

It's going to be fun and interesting And she'll be welcome there's no current gen Version announced what's up with that That Hadouken cabs thing came out forever And because we think That they're secretly working on Like the big port That will happen eventually

It's got to happen eventually But they're not ready yet Because I want that first But it's got to look good Street Fighter 4 Engine not that Super intensive Game already looks great

On PC it's killer just up the resin But when you look at the PC version running on its max settings Compared to games coming out now It looks great It looks great but It could look bad No don't redo the models I can play it on my current consoles

And it's the same No it's not it's the same game It looks better Did you buy Tomb Raider Definitive? No because I had the PC version Which looks better So why would you buy it for your PS4? Because I want to be able to play against more people

With a multiplayer game there is a bit of a thing The PC community On Street Fighter is not nearly as active As the console community Also online is nowhere near as trustworthy No because people don't fucking lock their frame rates So I can't believe that's a god damn option

Why is that an option? So that's the cap rate So sure Man fuck you Capcom It's going to be a good game And she's going to be a good character And I know that Like when I was talking about Delayed Wake Up

There's no way for you guys to possibly drum up Vibe for the things that are not Just visual cues But gameplay wise It's going to be sick That being said I hope the nickname To Crappy sticks around forever Because it's too easy

Sure Her second ultra You should go check it out Everything about the situation Is just like so feel bad Because the situation We're going to put in a new character And the unanimous response is put in anyone but this character

We put her in We put this character in Unbelievable Unbelievable Say there was a new Tekken game coming out Everyone was like man You remember how fucking dumb Gon was How ruinous he was to Tekken 3

And they were like hey Tekken 7 is going to have Gon Don't miss him fuck you Everyone misses Gon I don't know I was happy enough with just the 4s I'm just happy enough to have him Well here's where I'm going

The last time I tried this it didn't work And I'll just try again And appeal to the fact that you guys Understand a little bit more about fighters Than the average Joe So I'd like to appeal To you to At least appreciate what happens gameplay wise

Sure I do Because you guys Are more than casual at fighting games But I'm not going to play that character though I know you can appreciate those things A bit, you know what I mean Not just the aesthetic level The character is not interesting

The character doesn't interest me at all I hate playing as Kami and I don't like Teleport characters Even if it's a character that you're not going to Like I appreciate that I'm not super psyched about A character that's completely unplaytested Getting into the game

She's going to get play tested And she's been play tested I don't trust it All the other characters You don't trust the burger that you see get made In front of the burger No no no Pat, she's been play tested in the background What does that noise mean she has

Remember when Oni was Like super good And they also specifically said In the thing where they talk about her moves They're not going for a yun and yang situation again I hope fucking not Because that was Ono wanting to make a broken character I'm so stupid

What an amazing hero He still brought Street Fighter back to life Fucking did He gets a buy for as long as he wants Until Until, fine The other bit of character Unveil News was

The final boss for Excerd Confirmed playable And most importantly Is her name confirmed Because of the way It's Ramlethal But the way the original Heragano was set up

You couldn't Determine whether it was saying Ramlethal Lamlethal So it was like Which one of these word combinations Is her And it's finally Ramlethal

The sword that can become two swords She's got a little familiar that jumps around the place And she spams projectiles Her name should have been Bodman Bodman I would have hoped for Ramlethal Because Leather is a bit more of a guilty character

Also in a total In a not shocking twist I'm going to make a crazy prediction Ramlethal was totally going to get in the game Playable because she's totally boss You know who else is in the game Playable currently Sin has a character model in the game

He shows up in Soles So I bet he's going to be the next guy To make it Probably not for arcade release though Well Ramlethal is coming to arcades very soon So probably for arcades Maybe

In previous games In previous games you'd look and go like Oh they drew a sprite for this character Like Decapare It's like they fucking modeled Sin They did the work You know why would they not do that They'd be stupid

Crazy Those pachinko motherfuckers And in other news Probably crazy Did you see the new street fighter 4 pachinko machines In other news Have you seen them? They broke the servers

Pachinko servers I saw the street fighter slot machines in Vegas When I went What was the street fighter snuggie It was depressing But Cheap fighting game cashins You're way above that

No no It was just seeing the parent playing it While their abandoned child Is standing outside That's how you know you're in Vegas Kicking a soccer ball And not just a regular casino That's what bumps you out

Dude did you call child services Or did you let it go You didn't do anything did you Good job Wally Wow Wim New locals I'm just gonna eat this chicken and waffles over here That's not my problem

That chicken and waffles was delicious You take it back I would have done the same thing Good fucking reply Attack on Titan's dub Is gonna feature Ashley Birch As the potato girl Perfect casting

All of that casting was great I didn't see the rest of the casting Anything notable Let's run down to the list You mentioned it to me the other day And I said I'm never gonna listen to it But that's cool that they got her to do that Cause apparently Wally told me this is her first role

Is Annie gonna be voiced by Aubrey Plaza Cause that'd be pretty perfect Levi's played by someone really good I forget his name I'm gonna make a random guess And guess that Yuri Lowenthal will be voicing some character I don't think his name is popped up yet

But he will be an extra I'm only looking at the part one list There's a part two list with more But the only notable name on this list At least that I recognize is Birch I don't recognize any of this Mike McFarland Clifford Chapin

Jamie Marshy Tybald Brian Affill It's funny I never see these names in the Japanese Credits of the anime I can never read anything But yeah it's getting dubbed And she's there so that's fun

That's an interesting out of left field I can't wait for a whole new group of people To get pissed off at the cliffhanger But voice acting is new Cause the only other job she's done Would be borderlines right But that's her thing now Cool for her

Game of fighting news I'm out of fighting news I thought Smash being an Evo would be I brought that up two weeks ago It was only announced two days ago Two days Like this week Smash is coming to Evo and MLG

Melee Which is sick There was a topic related to that It was where we had that huge support argument But that was a while ago We didn't talk about this Turns out the door was open all along Do you guys have any more on that?

Good news we're happy we love Smash It's almost as if they never Ever Anyways Matt and I had the argument again It's like good news now So good news throughout all of time Back in the past

The port was there from the beginning Or it could continue And to stop being negative Hopefully it will We're now back at neutral Plus one We love it To stay that way

In fact let's just get that door off And make it an open thing Where you can't close it anymore I know this is nitpicky But is there going to be a new designation Like an actual official title Smash Bros. games other than just Smash Bros Wii U

It drives me fucking nuts It's really upsetting We're not going to get kerfuffle It's going to be called Smash for Wii U I was talking this about someone They're like if you want them to sell Just call it Put them on

If you want them to sell Scrap the Wii U version They don't even want to come up with another battle word They're just like I wish it had a name but whatever I'm just excited for it Smash Bros. War Smash Bros. 4

Smash Bros. Brawl 2 Whatever It's just so awkward to say Smash Bros. It does not roll off the tongue at all And they're all great And so what's going to happen is They're just going to wait and the community is going to call it

Smash 4 Or pick a year and stick the year on I just really hope that Nintendo of America Or NST or someone is pushing With all this Melee popularity For an HD remake of Melee

Pre-order Yeah you heard me That would be interesting That would be lovely But that would involve them acknowledging Melee As anything special as opposed to 64 And Ball I think Sakura had a quote recently

But they don't seem to Actually no They just remade Wind Waker Sakurai is even weirder The quote from Sakurai is that I think Melee might be the most fun But I dislike it the most Because of its depth

It was the weirdest thing ever It was the amount of work It was when I brought up not too long ago It was on the docket It was him saying that Smash is a response to how The fighting games had become And because Melee was the most technical

He considered that almost a bit of a failure Even though he says In some respects it's the best one He knows it It went against what he wanted To move along We were out of fighting game news In last of us movie news

They've confirmed that They're going to be following the plot of the game I'm just happy it's the same writer Because if anything will salvage it There's not enough time Direction does I think there is Direction has a lot to do with it

That's a good start No, that's a good start If they don't get fucking Ellen Page For this Someone fucked up That's the question Is she not soured on the brand? Because she spoke badly of it

A job is a job Well, she picked a better project Years will go where you pay them Totally, they're basically robots And I would have thought so Had she not come out and say Thanks for ripping me off Sony Pictures is a totally different division

Like you said, a job is a job Anything can change in the future But right now Sony Second Right now she's pretty upset About the whole new Nood League thing That might be over The money might be nicely

Southing her woes What's their money in the end? There's definitely a settlement of some kind I don't remember If the movie sucks and you gather the family Have a nice time just watching the road What's wrong with you? But no

In my brain She's negative about All that matters is her brain And then she's also negative About what happened with the Nood thing So maybe she's like, fuck video games Video games are the worst Hey, here's 10 million dollars

Man, I love video games Dance, Juno dance Nood League Fucking think about acting for a second If somebody gave you fucking 10 million dollars To do fucking Whatever You'd fucking do

Do I already have more than 10 million dollars? Maybe, but you could always use 10 million more dollars No, but not I mean, not everyone is Metallica Yeah, but think about it Did you hear where they're like, hey Metallica, can you guys sell out for this commercial?

If you don't do it, we're gonna get a bunch of guys That sound exactly like you And pay them the money we would have given you And they're like, whoa fuck Of course we have to do it I mean, in her case, it's like Sales Imprisoning me

Absolute savings When I look good in these jeans Oh, no She could end up on that And who knows, maybe Joel will be Jamie Lannister Jamie Lannister, I'd like to see But I

Maybe not, let's wait and see Happy as bad as Heavenly Zord It would be still killer, man Fuck that, oh my god That Heavenly Zord We talked about it We all watch the trailer It's such a straight to DVD thing

I want a piece of garbage Did you make it through Yeah, I watched it I watched it, you didn't watch the whole thing? My watchability strength Is pretty high No, that wasn't the segment The segment was try not to face palm

I watched the rest of the thing I can watch anything, I've seen some bad stuff Stupid internet I've been on the internet since I was eight I don't videos are not on the internet And thank god for that They're dumb They're currently in holding

With the evidence You guys are jerks It's letter time Oh my goodness Liam Do you want to send us a letter? No Where is it?

Holy shit It's at superbestfriendcast.com That's right That's bestfriendcast.gmail.com Shit You have to think about that for a second He was faking What was I going to say?

Dot org? Dot net What do we got for letters this week? Can we get any letters this week? Scraping the bottom Not too bad Scraping the bottom of this infinitely large barrel Scraping the bottom of the kangaroo pouch

We got quite a few We got quite a few and I want to run through as many as I can Well then let's fucking go So let's start off with Gabe Gabe Gabe says What's wrong with you? All week now with that shit

Gabe says you guys are great Do you plan to do any more versus style videos like the Dark Souls 2 one? Maybe The formula worked, I think we'd probably want to do it again If we can find the right date I just got 187 ride or die You need to ride or die 187 times

Demon Souls comes out next year It's a good chance Absolutely, I really liked it That being said, boy, this is a lot of work But no, we'll see Game move, we find that it has to be good I'm not going to do that much work For a video that's going to come out like shit

But we totally agree that It worked out Jay wants to know What is the stupidest eBay bid you've ever won? Because I just want 3 PSPs I just want 3 PSPs for 52 pounds And I didn't even want one That's a really good fucking get

I don't know, I don't eBay troll Everything I've bought, I've hit the buy now A box of Warhammer bits For 12 The equivalent of 12 pounds Which I used a bunch of But I have a ton left over For me, it was the MGS3

Sub-Systemians box That's not a bad purchase The Red Box That was retarded I bought it for 200 What about you, Matt? You buy tons of dumb shit off eBay Yeah, but like you, I haven't really

Needed to bid in a long, long time Because why? Because I just win So I think it was The Dark Stalkers DVD set The other ones, like the Mega Man Or Street Fire, whatever, you can just buy

But for whatever reason, Dark Stalkers was a big thing They wanted to hide it $45 Dude, the laughter We had at that Morrigan animation Was so worth it And let's not forget, that DVD Helped start this entire

Business Never forget, shitty Morrigan It makes me think, we're lucky We got And not just a Morrigan sprite Dude, that would have been the best To please tell me you've seen the screenshot Yeah!

3D Morrigan Sprites We used that in the Dark Stalkers Resurrection That would have been amazing, for real Ivan asks You guys use the word canon a lot But what does it mean? Canon means, in terms of a story

Say, you know, Superman Gets healed by the sun You would say that's canon, because that's the rule That's what actually happens Follows the lore of the story According to the creators of the story The actual definition If there's a TV show, and then one week

Like, the Green Ranger falls off A building and dies, and then the next week He's totally fine Then the week where he fell off the building And died was not canon Because it didn't really happen It doesn't have to be officially made It doesn't have to be written by the creators

Like, the Street Fighter stories Pieced together between Mooks that were officially Licensed by Capcom, but it wasn't Made by them So, Charlie dies In every ending of Street Fighter Alpha 1 That's canon!

The only one that's canon is the last one Because it replaces the other two Like, Alpha doesn't count What you're talking about with the mooks And piecing stories together and stuff Is what you call the head canon Where there's canon that is not officially Stated by the creators

However, it is widely accepted Like, the likely version Also known as fan canon Which is stuff like Solaire's Gwyn's Son And Dark Souls 1 Where there's a bunch of evidence for it But it's never explicitly stated And there's nothing that explicitly

States against it either And everyone likes that version better Total assumptions Hugo is the only character That's canon According to the man guy And nothing ever Contradicts it

Because everybody else gets knocked the fuck out Right Uh, Mark I would love to see Hugo's Like reaction after that Just um What his face could tort into No, but the thing is he eats it

And it fucks him up, but he's still Awake But he's pretty fucked up Um, Mark says, dear guys In Doctor Who, the female time lords Does this rule also apply To shit lords or scrub lords I know it does

Shit ladies and scrub ladies It doesn't sound as good at all But it applies Shit lords and shit ladies, welcome Does lord Yeah, lord does in the rank Does directly translate to lady We're just so used to the hey lady

Version of that Because nobody says hey lord Except if you're talking to like the singers Hey lord But more than that There's like, you know, there's Shit blank And the blank just has to be

A rank of some kind Can you have like a shit monsignor A shit pep Shit peasant You know what I just realized This is just trailer park boys This is a shit bird This is a shit hawk

This is a shit cheetah And it changes shit spots Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah But yes, I guess lady works totally I guess it does This one's just a fun little note But Jason contacted me and said

Hey, I was the first summon That you guys called in the Dark Souls video Radical! Thanks a lot Jason Really small world There's some other guy too in the comments somewhere That left a message, yeah Probably the same guy But yeah, fun stuff dude

Radical We got another one here Man, that's gotta be surreal as fuck Yeah, we'll do one of the odds Right? And also I cut out a bunch of footage Yeah, we didn't see There's another guy that I cut out

Exactly, a bunch of our run with him got cut Sparky asks Man Dogs are writing in If you could If you could Go back in time and Alter the way

Anything was announced or released What would you do? Well that's the first thing That fucking comes to mind What a good ass week You'd make the Capri a secret until the last week No, I would go back to every announcement That's ever been made and make the announcement

The day before it came out God, you're such an idiot with that I don't care, I don't want to wait for things But why one day? Everyone goes bankrupt That's what I would do I mean if the industry continued to be the way it was And we all just went out and bought magazines

It would not have grown to the Ridiculous size it is today Yeah, but I don't want to wait for things I would go back to Now, now, now, now There's one I would want to change And one I wouldn't want to change One of them is putting wonderful 101

For the Nintendo's E3 conference Instead of fucking fireworks You know what? I'm gonna change My thing to that because that was The most baffling, confusing shit ever The other one is making the Xbox One's first showing not a total shit storm But I love that one

Yeah, I would leave that one I'm super happy we got that now Because then we knew But the wonderful 101 one I would fix immediately If we didn't get that shit show Then we never would have gotten the summarized version Yeah, sport, sport, sport, sport TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV, TV

Water cooler, Xbox go home Halo, TV, TV, TV Also he notes that You guys were talking about the Fulton system And how it's gonna be handled And apparently In Ground Zero's You're gonna need to drag them out to the extraction point

But in Phantom Pain The recovery system will be in full effect Pad that demo So That's what's up I'm already a demo Yeah We've got one coming in

From Adam What do you think is One of the biggest Or a big missed opportunity In a game or in its concept That's good Dante's Inferno

Dante's Inferno The game should have been The concept should have been A slow-paced survival horror thing Absolutely Mixed with action? No, not mixed with action You're not wrong

Going through the levels of hell and such You could have adapted that in a ton of ways And they adapted it in the worst way I guess DMC could have been What's the actual Full story of Nero And his relationship with Virgil

Like all Ninja Theory games If the gameplay was good Then they'd be fucking awesome games There's a whole book that the writer of DMC4 Wrote about Nero That never went anywhere That could have been turned into a DMC5 Never heard

I also am going to say that If anyone's gotten their hands on Thief I think Thief could have Went in a different direction That would have been pretty awesome Tomb Raider With the survival horror Tomb Raider In which you're fighting scary Japanese monsters

You mean the new Tomb Raider But the original version of it That was so much more interesting And the parts of the game In which you can still see that design Are the best parts of that whole game Instead of just being an uncharted thing Which is a Tomb Raider rip

It's so meta I'm going to go ahead and say Super Smash Bros Brawl For two things For it not playing more like melee But also for it's online Had the online been good Even if it was Brawl I like it a lot but it's not quite as good as melee

I would have played the shit Out of that online Totally unplayable It's not even serviceable That's what I'm saying It's playable, it's fun But it's still not that good And do you remember the fucking headache

Of just getting your friends registered To play with them What a goddamn mess Can I change A console or handheld The fucking 3DS Should have a second analog stick Yeah, what's up with that

The Vita should have HDMI out Or games All handhelds should have HDMI out The fucking PSP go did Alan Yeah, component It's all Budmans Is it just like that on it

They came in on the lap So what happens when I actually ask another Budman question Then it ends Hey best friends This is from Alan Yeah, this is from Alan Alan wants to know

If you could use any Video game agency Or like group Or fuck it, expand that Anything from your fictions to fight Kaiju's instead of Yeagers What would you pick So instead of the pan pacific defense force

Instead of them Fighting the Yeagers If you could pick another group to fight EDF Yeah, that's the only answer They fucking beat me With a notable runner up being the United States Government for metal wolf chaos

Yeah, I'm the elite beat agents I'm coming from way fucking left field But I'd love to see Yeagers versus Guy Melefs And like The size comparison Yes And specifically so that you can get Vargas With the giant sword

Fighting Yeagers on foot But no, like the size comparison would work out I think so It's the best part of any video game And I want to see like Giant swords versus Godzilla You know what I mean Like Melefs

You saw that in Pacific Rim But like more of it So we just want Pacific Rim too Medieval Pacific Rim God, they're so close to that If Godzilla is a big success They're just gonna make Godzilla versus Yeagers In the next thing

They keep talking about it The director's like, yeah, I'm really good Feds of Gala, we've been talking about For actual whatever For actual Like think about it Legendary makes both It's super easy

But that's not fair Because you know they couldn't beat Godzilla Or they'd have to just make bigger Yeagers Well then no, it would have to be the Yeagers Teamed up with Godzilla To defeat the fighting Kaiji Because at least Godzilla's from Earth Godzilla might be a piece of shit

But he's our piece of shit Only he can destroy Tokyo What was it Final Wars recently It was so cool The best Kaiji movie I've seen Such a cool movie Robert says

I was wondering if Liam or Willie's co-workers Know anything about what we do Or that we are internet people Yeah, from time to time Matt, you remember the first day I walked in And you were there And I fucking walked by your desk

And the guy right next to you was like Hey, that's that threesome fucker, isn't it? I was like, oh this is great Something like that You know why, lovely Fucking perfect You blame Duke for that I remember on day one I walked in

And I was like, hey Willie, and you're like Oh, and you must have thought I was a fan And I was like, no I know you And you're like, I forget who you are No, dude, when you I met you twice before Sounds like trouble Yeah, I walked in

And he's like, sorry do I know you And then you reminded me that The first second I was like, oh I looked like a stupid fan We had two conversations before But it was fun I didn't know about 2VF at the time actually No, there you go

I remember the first time I spoke to you You had bought Game of Thrones And I'm like, isn't that game shit And you were like, yep, sure it is Watch me make a million views And then I said, come here you knucklehead And I put you a noogie and then we all It all got awkward

It was pretty saucy Then we saw that blue dog That blue dog Red ring We named the blue dog red ring Good times, he had the gout Are you crying? Cause I have a little Nera asks

Three questions actually Who sings the original opening to 2VF I don't know That's a friend of mine She's actually a really talented cartoonist now And I kind of was like, yeah Adventure timey Not gonna give out her name or anything

She's super cute Girl with the bright orange hair I've never met her before What famous rapper would you choose To do the Skullgirls rap I would get Most Def I don't care, that'd be so slick Can I bring ODB back from the dead?

Yeah, that'd be amazing Cause I want to see ODB hanging out with Mike Z And talking about Skullgirl And how they go back like babies in pacifier No I want to see Mace just fucking Bomb on it You fucking love Mace

I'm seeing a lot Of ground swell Around the idea That you better fucking name Snorlax Mace Cause he sounds like he's asleep That was one comment That was not ground swell

I noticed the exact same comments Cause it's awesome You should make that dude happy Wait for the episodes he's already been named If we ever get to him Which we haven't Maybe we will Not necessarily, we haven't actually encountered him

But you pre-named him Yeah It's gonna be Missy Elliott, isn't it When the playthrough fails You gotta put up a chart Of all the Pokemon that you would have Naked I wanna see how far you went

Yeah, sure That would have been great What's the song you have randomly playing in your head For me right now It's Wonderful 101 X Quad City DJ's X Fort Minor Yeah, that one's going for me too That's a really solid track For me it's Blumencrans

Today specifically When I was going around town I had my mp3 collection I just kept going back To Jago's theme For me Jago For me it's Working vs Beastie Boys

Someone intergalactic I fucking love that song And I've been playing this other part There's like a Kanye West song called Drunken Hot Girls But the interlude is really nice It's a piano piece, it's so cool And then the rest of it goes back to the original

Someone did that And they loop it on YouTube and I go Save it be time Totally We did that one So many questions There's one here from Richard Hey Digger

Dammit, you're going to do this every time And this one is Similarly based on a Gath thread that popped up That's an interesting topic Moving any character from one game Into another franchise That's too easy

Pick a fun one Guts and Animal Crossing Yes Because he'd be really good at chopping those trees Riding into Deus Ex And Adam into the Revengeance Wow those are totally applicable

That's such a really good It's such a shoo-in I can almost feel it J-Hoo-T into MGS World So everyone can freak the fuck out The plans for J-Hoo-T at least Yeah like what do you do to stop that Like you're piloting Anything from the MGS World

And fucking J-Hoo-T just shows up And spoils all of it What can you do? Travis Touchdown Arcana Heart Yeah That game probably exists We've been pushing Arcana Heart a lot Internally lately

Internally but nowhere else It's illegal to push it anywhere else All Arcana Heart talk is all internals The two funny ones Are Kratos into Soul Calibur because Pretty much and Dante In Resident Evil where it immediately stops

Being scary But Dante is In Resident Evil He's in Resident Evil 3.5 It makes me wish Dante were in RE6 Because it could play the same And it would be super fun actually Yeah

That's a good question I feel like there's a lot more money I feel like if I had more setup I could have come up with something I feel like you can mix and match any 2D beat em up character Into another one But it would be super fun Imagine you could play as Hagar in

I don't know a good game like Streets of Rage Very good You don't know You could have picked something You could have been clever To where we're going Back to the school yard Dante asks

What affliction or crisis Would you never wish upon your worst enemy That's a big personal I've wished a lot of bad Shit on a lot of people That were not my worst enemy For me It would be once again

I said it twice before I think But the state that Lord Genma ends up in Slash cars in Jojo Is never But he stops thinking at least Kidney stones Forget that In real life

Kidney stones Worst than death I don't have an answer for this Because if I wish evil on someone I'm serious Imagine that little ball of rock going through your teeth I don't have to It's not meant to spam

I'm pretty sure I had a minor case of kidney stones a while ago It was not great It's not a lot of fun I'm a big fan Scientifically confirmed to be more Painful than childbirth Not as hard as childbirth

I'm a big fan It wasn't that bad really I don't see what all the complaining is about Cramer was fine Could you imagine Man or woman you get to either kidney stones Or birth and you're like It wasn't actually so bad

The relief you would feel But it is pretty bad though I'm sure I'm not getting myself dissolution I'm a big fan of minor body ailments Being like really Oh yeah There's this guy at school that I used to hate

And now I would be like Okay you get an ice cream headache You get pins and needles in both legs And you get all of it at once And the guy would be like Just fucking kill me man Wasn't that your thesis on how to end war No one gets out of bed

You just give everyone these guns to shoot pins And needles and ice cream headaches And sniffles You're done You are the new outer haven Callum asks Is there a game franchise where your favorite game Is actually the least liked one

By its fan base Streets of rage Arguably Kirby air ride Interesting I would say back in the day I remember when Wind Waker was despised Like

Yeah that's kind of changed but you're right back in the day And I was like I fucking love this What are you all on And CVS won You like CVS won aesthetically No gameplay wise Gameplay wise I appreciated At the time because I also didn't know too much

About how footsies worked I appreciated the fact that they adopted the four button system For gameplay And introduced the six button system But now that I know you need your mediums for good footsies But yeah Got the backgrounds I can't think of a single

Where what you like differs from The norm I guess I'm a populist Some people really like it And other people fucking spice it I think it's the coolest thing A lot of the sign the hill diehards Fucking hate it

Really I just don't know It's a formula switch And if you can't handle the formula switch Of course you react violently Yeah I can't think of a single thing that I like all the best games

Fair enough I've never had a situation Where I'm like that's my favorite game in the series And somebody goes what the fuck We've had that for other people Yeah I think I told you this I just remembered

Billy's favorite DMC It's DMC 2 That's not you though I know but fuck Billy God damn it I was gonna say I like Mega Man X3 More than one in today Not by a large part of it

That's a controversial opinion It's not better I like it more though I was gonna say how about we flip this also Are there any games you dislike from a series That are accepted as really good ones The big ones BioShock 1 is still the best BioShock game

Oh my god I wouldn't say it's my favorite but I enjoy BioShock 2 a lot I really hated Spirit Tracks But a lot of people think it's the best Those people are insane Those people are goddamn high on crack Spirit Tracks is a fucking abomination

The Phantom Hourglass I was all right with It was something new I'll accept that explanation But Spirit Tracks was just a goddamn Fucking shit bucket down your throat Exactly Fucking Spirit Tracks goddamn I know there's something out there

I had some popular shit that you hate No There's some super robot wars game Variants where I I know there's something But I'm stretching Sorry I got no reversal on that That's all good

Interesting question though Hey Hey I'm curious What you guys think about the phrase I would know It's just a game As a reply to you getting emotional

About something That is the most reductionist garbage ever It's the biggest shitiest cop out ever It's just a movie It's just a book It's just your dad died If you don't care about the medium With the person to begin with

I think there's two takes on this If you're getting sad about it If you're getting emotional like that That's something you should talk about If you're getting angry about it Or violent about it It's just a game Everything is

Proportional in value to your investment So there are people That were devastated by movies There are people that have been devastated There's both versions It's not the content Or the story that messed with you It's like

I can't believe how bad this is I'm depressed Don't make me cry too I got super bummed out That was a fucking downer I was so depressed There is a place where You have to go like

Media is media And these things can affect you Emotionally for the better or worse But you have to put it in this box of media You can't kill someone The phrase comes to mind perfectly When someone actually Physically throws a controller

Because what is wrong with you You're being a child If you are a child Then fine, you're a child Learn and move on I can't think of any real game Where I was affecting me emotionally It's asking about what you think about the statement

It's just a game So I don't have really A point of reference The boss? Not so much the boss But the entire MGS3 thing But I was going to say If someone said it was just a movie

It's right after seeing Prometheus I can't remember The last time I had been so Let down For at least two days So fucking pissed off By all rights I think we talked about this before

But after Prometheus you guys were like I thought it was alright It was like no but think about it Whatever Matt The next day you're like We're angry now too Because I went home and I sat down On the corner of my bed

And I just stared And then I went fuck I was like that for the third Evangelion movie You got to sleep on it I was like Oh god this feels really bad I went to bed And then I woke up and the first

First nice talk to said I'm really depressed about the new movie I said oh god me too it's the worst It's so terrible I'm still looking forward to the next one To see what they do How can you possibly say that fucking I'm sure a lot of people felt that way

About the third Madoka movie too Like I told you what happened It's pretty fucking divisive You watched a giant group of friends You all stand up while the credits are playing And everyone's getting that like Confused So what does that mean

Why is everyone getting home Yeah Like oh bus, tax, right You know because then afterwards You go look at the comic book girl 19 Thing of what Prometheus could have been And it's like well fuck everything forever Thanks Ridley

Christian asks Y'all cowards don't even read humans Lin Burger How many times Per week month do you go to Canadian McDonald's aka Tim Hortons There's one right next to my house Yeah

I used to go every morning I stopped The problem with Tim's Is that if you're just getting a sandwich Or like a bagel like there's nothing about it To feel bad about There's no like You want a coffee

Yeah but if you go to McDonald's every day You're like fuck me And you're not going to get the salad Because you're in McDonald's Right but if you go to Tim's And you have like a couple Tim bits Or a coffee or a sandwich Or a bagel

And you don't walk out going man I feel like a human sack of shit You know that's a good bagel Yeah I would probably Maybe a little more It's right near where me and Willie work I go there maybe minimum five times a month

And the one near your guys Is like super busy and efficient It's 24 hours Oh and you know it's 24 hours And I'm the guy that's often like 3 in the morning go get a fucking whatever No dude the Tim's right next to my house 24 hours so when it's 5.30 am

And I have yet to go to bed because I'm not tired Like I could really go for a bagel right now Well I'm going to go get a bagel Just one more fucking Run through whatever That creepy tunnel A Heidi's tower of flame

Just one more Oh god And I want to end off with Miles asking Hey guys Ask him how Nick's doing What is your preferred sword type Don't worry the answer to the question

Totally won't correlate to a package Headed your way How about Wait Now in general Is it written that sarcastically It's written that sarcastically Which is why my answer is going to be

How about none right maybe Like sometimes a letter is nice I want to answer this Please send me a letter saying that You're going to send me a dragon slayer You know like sometimes it doesn't Need to be like weapons You see here's the quite a few weapons

In all of our places right now Because here's the deal I want to answer this question but it comes with a caveat My favorite type of sword is the ultra great sword Which is The dragon slayer Which is something that if A person gave me one I'd be pissed

I'd be like Come on man I have a life, I have a room There's a company that makes replicas of them But they're completely out of stock They're never going to be anymore But to say that Like personally yeah same thing great sword

Dragon's way hinder I happen to be fond of No seriously though don't send it Don't send us anything We want to talk about this I happen to be fond of one thing With advent children is the cloud's new sword Oh yeah it's great

Sick all the combinations And the sliding And they all have the slat the hinges Yeah that's great I'm sure we all do but I like how like simple and military It is I like how it has screws on the blade

Yeah it's sick That's a nice little touch there But to reiterate miles Honestly dude You really don't have to We very much appreciate your email Yes You can draw us pictures

Of them and that's fine too Same thing with weapons and We've got quite a few And some people keep hurting themselves with them Yep it's a trend There we go What is the Zybatzu Putting the watch on this week

You know what I'm just going to say Go back and say pro rustling X I think that's pretty good But we're all going to be playing Metal Gear Solid I think this week I might not Dark Souls and Metal Gear are going to dominate

My life and then Infamous on Friday Yeah I'm really looking forward to all Those and I'm looking forward to Yaiba I am looking forward To you looking forward At this point Pat and I have gotten into A thing where it's not even like good or bad

It's happy or disappointed Pat is looking forward To it being disappointed on behalf of Liam If that game is anything other than total Garbage I will be Shocked The reviews come out tomorrow

Today So you listener Can check within the next 30 seconds To see if Liam or I are right And I'm on the side where it's like wait and see We might never know I'm expecting At least killer is dead level Which is not super great

But I'll see I did not know that the lead designer Of Spec Ops The Line The weirdest But I mean that's one of those things where If you're a programmer It's like what does Spec Ops The Line Have in common with Mighty Number 9

Yaiba That's weird What is coming up on the channel gentlemen Moriac is the Dark Souls video That Liam and I recorded went up yesterday More Nuzlocke I promise Nothing

No We promised that we'd get a DLC done Last week and then we didn't There's a snafu There's a bit of a scheduling snafu I didn't buy it That was the scheduling snafu I accidentally didn't buy it

I don't remember to buy things It will happen eventually Apartment tour video might be done This week I hear you put up a really cool thing Yesterday Serial I'm shocked at the amount

Of stirring the pot it does Where it's Reese's Peanut Butter Cups Sorry Reese's Puffs It's called Reese's Puffs In the United States But in Canada it's called Reese Puffs And there's so many people

A boiling What's that saying you use A boiling point It really brings my piss to a boiling point Yeah You used it In the Serial video Coincidence

Or international powder keg Ready to explode And I was saying soon Matt's Going to look outside his window And see little sabotages from dudes In mascot suits Staring at and writing A bunch of Kellogg's guys beat the shit out of Liam

And Liam's at my door He's like Matt they told me you're getting too close To the truth You're going too deep Dye No I got to keep plunging in I could have said that better Tomorrow it's not on the channel But I'm going to try a thing

You mean today Today Tuesday At 7pm eastern Oh what's the URL Is it twitch.com slash I guess Maybe it's twitch.tv You'll put a link

We're going to put a link Twitch.com slash To BF Liam I'm going to be streaming Ground Zeroes From beginning to end Which may or may not be a total train wreck So you'll either be able to laugh with me Or at me

Some people may have caught me streaming Strider Last week and it won't be just 10 minutes of no mic And gameplay because that was just a test To see the archiving stuff So for the couple of tens I'm sorry for that I don't mean to have gotten your hopes up

But don't get your hopes up for this either It'll be fun Please get excited Please get excited for the sound of your nervous voice My nervous voice Also if anyone does ask a question You should just do this voice the whole time Hey guys it's time to stream

Ground Zeroes No you should breathe really heavily To the mic You should have a fan on in the room And then go find a crying baby I'll get a crying baby and I'll play a rap That kid from Harnold with the Yeah

I swear to God This is way out there and has nothing to do with anything But was there anything more upsetting Than playing a game on Xbox Live And hearing a crying baby In the background that was clearly Not being taken care of That was the most upsetting

Shit ever Nah man just send it to vibrate Like clearly You are the person Guy I'm playing Or lady I'm playing that should be taking care of that baby And you are not And then you get the message from

The afterwards going like Hi you fucking you mad You just lost cause my baby was crying And my bitch was yelling at me Says the guy playing vanilla cigar Fucking garbage Isn't baby actually due for feeding? No

She's infinite Just for the twitch thing for anyone who's not up on how twitch works I'm gonna be keeping an eye on the chat And answering questions or whatever But there's a 30 second delay So if you ask something So ask things before you need to Thank you and need to ask

Wait half a minute and if I don't answer it I'm sorry The chat was too fast Maybe Just think of it like you're time traveling Kind of In a reverse way It's gonna be a wreck

It's gonna be a train It'll be fun I look forward to it Should we do something with ground zeroes? No probably not We don't know much about Mel Why would we do something with ground zeroes? Why would you do anything?

We might if we have another spare 3 minutes We could probably play through ground zeroes We could spot and vanish on the side In the middle of you bust out the whole game Whatever on streaming who cares In the middle of your joking Put that shit up and see if it gets content I'd eat first

Then decide We'll see what's going on See you guys next week Thanks for watching! You You