Castle Super Beast - SBFC 041: This Ain't your Grandpa's Sex Toy

Episode Date: May 20, 2014

This week we give our final thoughts on the Godzilla movie, and cover the recent swarm of controversy surrounding Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo. Also, Pat spends a bunch of time telling everyone about a creepy sex toy.

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Or like nerve crotch bats. Oh yeah. It was like, it was Chris Parley and like Adam Sander just whacking each other in the day. That was it, that was the product. Of crying baby Jesus? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This crying baby Jesus that never shuts up.

Open the diorama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you see like Will Ferrell slowly tearing pieces of paper off his Christmas things, just like in a seizure because they can't turn off the crying baby Jesus. Good times. Such good times. Good times. Oh, um, what are we, episode 41, 41, episode 41.

40 was the outside podcast, that was last week, right? It was. Okay, so now, yeah, that's 41 then. This is 41. Yeah. I saw a really great thread that popped up, it was like on V, it was like, if you got our phone call from SEGA, you were forced to make a sequel to Shadow the Hedgehog and you're not allowed to say no and you're not allowed, you're just like, don't make you.

I only have a problem when you have so many things to stop you from answering the question. So you're not allowed to say no, you have to make it good. And then God mode is no platinum, no way foam. No, you can't do this. What do you do? First of all, you don't make a Shadow game at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not an answer.

Not an answer. You put a Shadow in the GEDs, but when you actually develop it, you put like a charming character. No, I know how to do it. I know how to do it. You get whoever the fuck it was that made Valkyria Chronicles and you make a turn based Sonic slash Shadow the Hedgehog strategy game with grids like the Duel Shiny Force game. You mean like what BioWare did?

No, that was not that game at all. That was a turn based RPG. And just Shadow the Hedgehog. Yeah, just have Shadow and have a story that would be like Shadow, but just make it a grid based strategy RPG. You have to call that Hedgehog tactics. Yeah, sure. You could shadow the Hedgehog too.

Shadow the Hedgehog too. Tactics. If the rules, if the rules say anything about genre, he's right, you can do whatever. I'd say they could just put him in the afterburner comp. I'd say just take the fucking gunplay and everything that's like super bad. That was in the game and take it out. No, put it over the fucking top. Over the top.

Keep going. Of course. Right? So you need to be able to basically move and gameplay should look like Vanquish. Spin dashing from cover to cover, rolling around, jumping off a dude, shooting and going nuts. That's basically a different genre also. But it's still sort of an action.

When the first game was so unplayable. It's not adding controls to it. When the first game was so unplayable and it had bugs with basic moving, I think you're like kind of being a little ambitious. That's going to be even more of that stuff. I'd just say, hey, get the Yakuza guys to make a beat em up. You get a bunch of different guys. And they come out with something fun in mind.

That'd be good. Yeah, I'd play that. I'd play that for sure. Just fucking get them. And it's Sega. That makes sense. The Yakuza guys could do the game you're thinking of too because they made binary domain. Shooting that is really, really good.

Absolutely. So like when you're shooting a shadow and you press side and a trigger button, you do a spin dash roll into another sliding shoe. That works. That works. Because he's got the shoes that could do it. They could be done. You would have to.

You would have to slide and spoof. You would have to change shadows design slightly by turning him into not a hedgehog. More like Sonic Boom shadow. Sega then walks out of the room. Shave his head. Oh. Okay. Okay.

Now I get more human-like. But then if you shave his head, he just looks like Krillin because the eyeballs are his whole head. That's okay. That's okay. It's just a big white eyeball with two dots on it. It's fine. Just space marine him up.

You know what I was saying? Here's what I would do. You would just remake Tetris Attack and put shadow on the background. Done. Yeah. I do not control the character. Once you do the entire game, you get to just roll. I have an alternate thing.

I want a Tails gets trolled visual novel. Oh, shit. I was going to say. But we can do that in renpi tonight. Yeah. We can just make that. Yeah. God damn.

I'd fucking play that. Everyone would play that. Good stuff. And the art has to be like worse. The same. No, it has to be worse. No, it has to have slight movement. But worse than if it wasn't moving at all.

Get fucking 999. I was going to say get Uchikoshi to write a mystery story about Shadow's past. Zero Scope. And that'd be really good. Zero Scope. Let me guess. You guys failed with that piece crap. Yeah.

Totally. Multiple endings? Fuck yeah. Of course. Shadow has multiple endings. But I know. You have to keep that going. But that plus room escape.

Yeah, of course. Of course. Oh yeah. No, you just pick one of the multiple endings and you just say that's the one. God damn fucking Sonic Adventure 3 and have Shadow as one of the playable characters. Because that's the game I really want them to be getting. No. We're never getting it though.

I know. I don't want it. I don't want it either. I should. I didn't want Sonic Adventure 2. You should want it. I was done after Sonic Adventure 1. Oh, it was a good game.

Jet Set Sonic. Yeah. It'll never happen. It should. All right. Do you have any further thoughts on Godzilla? Or are we just going to blast past it? I think you and Liam should probably say what you thought.

We have thoughts. I had my review that went up on Sunday. No. But that's why it's all about you right now. It's all about you. If you have any extra thoughts. I guess the only one thing is that some person was like, Matt, you didn't really turn a lot of criticisms.

And I was like, I did. But some of the ones I didn't put was because I was like trying to write down what I was going to say. I was like, these are spoilers, no matter how I phrase it. Yeah. Because it has to do with a certain character. But if anyone that's seen the movie, there's a character that, you know, dies in the movie. Spoilers!

Fucking spoilers! No one dies in a Godzilla movie! Holy shit! News at 11! No, I'm pretending to be the guy. Right, exactly. Good work, man. He should have died.

I'll save Microsoft. I have no problem with him dying. But one of my main criticisms in the movie is that I think if he was kept around until much later in the movie and then died, it would have been a little more impactful, it would have been a bit better. It was kind of too abrupt for me. I really agree, actually. I thought he died far too soon.

Disagree. I think they had balls for doing it and I liked it. Yeah, but I love saying it. God, now I know who you're talking about. Like that. Anyway. Godzilla. Where were both your guys' thoughts, I guess?

I thought it was really good. I had a lot of fun. It was just damn fun and the guys at Legendary sure stepped it up because the monsters look even better now. There's that, right? They look way better and I do appreciate the fact that they handled it differently from Pacific Rim. Yeah.

That was going to be my series of questions. It was not the same movie. Yeah, absolutely. It was very different. This was paced very differently and it was really deliberately, excellently paced. I gotta say, every time they fucking, they put on the lingerie and they tease you with the fights. Godzilla and the Y's just fucking.

So I remember this is the one they did, one that was so migrant where some people complain about it and I can understand where they come from. Wooly was in his jerk or, oh, I can't believe it. No, you gotta stop. All right. I'll wait. I'll wait. Yeah, they did.

They did the T's and left and like the theater was silent. I was the one that went, fuck you. They literally swear next to me and the guy next to me was looking over at Wooly and I was like, man, fuck this guy. No. Wooly. No. No, you're so right though.

They fucking, they paced. They tease it as far as you think. They tickle. I mentioned it briefly and I think you guys would agree is that like the only time I've ever been in a mainstream movie or not any mainstream, but any movie where people applaud is Fantasia. I can't remember last time I was in a mainstream movie theater with a huge movie where people care enough to applaud.

Well, to be fair, it was opening night and we ran into so many people that we know. Sure, but I know an applaud during the Avengers when I saw it open. Oh, really? Yeah. Did I go see that with you? I saw the event just like three times. Okay, I saw it. I remember seeing Avengers opening day and people were going nuts.

I saw opening day and they were going nuts and then I went weeks later and again and people were still going nuts. Man, I think you might be anti-hype. No, not at all. You caught a bad showing. I guess, but I mean like any other. I was surprised too because it was loud and it was like people cared and there was whooping and there was whistling.

No, like spoilers. It was the bit where Godzilla roars. The shit started clapping. Okay, I got to ask a question. I've been hearing up until the, because I didn't see it because I'm lame, but I've been hearing up to the release from the early screenings and stuff like that, that the Godzilla roar in this movie is like the loudest fucking thing you'll ever hear in a movie theater. It's fucking loud.

I guess it would also depend on what set up you see it in. Yeah, I didn't do it with parts. But if you're doing an ultra AVX with the vibrating seats and shit, you're going to get shook to the core. It was the loudest thing. It was the loudest thing. It was really good. Even if it's just a regular theater, like I want it to be mixed for like, no, this is the biggest motherfucking thing ever.

That's the one part of the movie where the audio engineer just goes, I'm not mixing this down. Let it fucking peak. He's blocking his door with a chair. It's like everyone's trying to break into his office. No, don't let it get into the final cut. It'll kill people. So he's got a bunch of canaries in his studio and he's turning up the mix and he waits until the canaries explode and he goes, okay.

All right, we're good. That's about loud enough. Yeah. The proverbial canary in the mic. Exactly. I don't think that's how that works, but okay. No, exactly. The canary's just like raw burst.

No, exactly. You'd be surprised. But yeah, it'd be awesome if Godzilla roars and like a flock of seagulls just explodes next to it. In the end, ultimately like, yeah, a really fun ride. I mean, even if you haven't caught any of the Godzilla references they made or hidden things and stuff in it, which there is little sprinkles, you know. It's like in the movie.

He's right in the middle of the screen. Yeah. Jaguar walks by in the background. Yeah. Play a song. No, I think it's still really, it's fun. It's worth watching. In the end, we had the conversation walking out of the theater.

I still like Pacific Rim more. Yeah, you do. It's a different movie. There's different things happening. And as a guy who's going in, like, I know, like I don't have the same fan like history that you do. And I don't have the same, like, love of like Gundam or whatever. Like it's all like, I love Giant Robots as much as the next guy, but I, it's not like,

same for growing Logan. Yeah. I don't really. I don't search out. No. To watch every Giant Robot. For sure. As odd as it sounds, like Godzilla is like way less sci-fi than Pacific Rim.

Yeah. Pacific Rim is like way out there where it's like, okay, Yeagers don't actually even make sense whatsoever. Like they would fall under their own weight. But like Godzilla feels really grounded. I mean, Pacific Rim is almost getting into science fantasy. Yeah. Yeah.

The entire concept of the Drift. No sense. The Drift is just, yeah. It was something that, like, this sounds cool. I saw a Evangelion. Yeah. Well, totally, right? And you go in going like, okay, they're going to now take the knowledge they had and then

apply it here. And it's like, no. No. That's why. They just, they went another way with it. That's why. You really guys, you really, maybe not the next one for either franchise. I was, I was.

Maybe a third one. You might want to mix the two. I was just, yeah. So that was going to be a new follow, my other follow question is like, the visual imagery is very clearly different in tone and style. But how compatible are the two styles? Well, as compatible as apparently Warner Brothers thinks Batman movies and Super Yeah.

Great. Well, the thing I was paying attention to that I was thinking about the whole time, not the whole time, but I noticed was how big is Godzilla in comparison to a Jaeger? Way bigger. Way bigger. Way bigger. And if he showed up. There was that chart where Godzilla is just a slightly, slightly the same or the same

height as I think. No. The thing was he's, he's way bigger. He's about the same size as the, as the category five. Which is way bigger than a Jaeger. But that's the, but that's what I'm saying is that he's way bigger, but he's not so big that they can't still fight. Yeah.

The actual chart that I showed you was Gypsy next to 12 helicopters, which was his height. Yeah. And then it showed another image of a Godzilla piece of art where you see a helicopter and you just see his tail. Yeah, yeah. Like, okay. But you know, I'm talking about that, I'm talking about that Kaiju lineup that was everything from every movie.

And the biggest monster ever was the Kraken from the like 2010 whatever Clash of the Titans. Yeah. That one is ginormous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So that's like the biggest thing, but like that particular Godzilla, that American Godzilla is the biggest Godzilla and everything else is, varies or whatever. Well, because their heads are like above skyscrapers when they're fighting.

Then again, Godzilla does get hit by that one skyscraper that falls down. Yeah. But that was shorter than that skyscraper. You can go, if you wanted to. I feel like, yeah, maybe the- Well, what we need to do is take, like find out how big that boat was that Gypsy was holding. The fewer stuff would probably hit off. If you wanted to actually do-

They're probably more similar than we think. You could make Godzilla 10% smaller and bullshit a reason why the Yeagers are 20% larger. Yeah. And just say, it's the new, it's Gypsy 2. Yeah. Like you could do it. You could scale change. Yeah.

And then when they're out in the ocean. You have no idea how big they are. Not really. But like once you get in the city and you see like how big are they relative to the buildings around them. Exactly. The really interesting thing is whether they can actually do that now in the time frame where this shit is popular or getting more popular. Yeah.

Rather than Alien vs. Predator, which is way after the fact. Are they? Like that was like 20 years too late. Yeah. I know that's- As well as Freddy vs. Gypsy, it was like no one cared. Do they have their finger on the pulse? Are they well aware?

Can they get this done? I bet Guillermo does. Is Guillermo interested? Yeah. No. He gave a quote not too long ago saying that would be bad. This was like last year. That would be badass.

I would love that. And the companies own both. Wouldn't that be great if Gypsy Danger punched Godzilla in the face? It'd be great. Wouldn't it be great if Godzilla and Gypsy clashed beams? But it would be better if Gypsy- And like every other team-up movie- It'd be better if we fought together.

Is that some bigger threat comes in. Exactly. Then they have to team up. Guillermo was talking after Pacific Rim. It's like well maybe the next Pacific Rim we're going to have mechakaiju. Because the pieces of- Right. And so like that would be a really obvious way to get mechagodzilla in there.

Absolutely. It's quite legendary so to say. Because its CEO is a huge fanboy. Yeah. And he relights bullshit all the time. I did it. I'm living the dream. That was the quote.

That was the quote. Yeah. Like when they have these things. It's like literally he's like make it so that we can do whatever in the future. Don't lock this shit down. Don't like have Sony owning this. And then Marvel owning this. It's just-

It's messy. Everybody's looking at like what Marvel did and going oh god. Don't let's not do that. Well at first. Because they're trying to fix it now. Yeah. But they messed it up. I mean when they messed it up.

Yeah. Because they messed up. Like Namor is owned by a totally different company. Who's going to make a Submariner movie? Yeah. You'd be surprised if he made it over here. Oh god. If you do you have to put him in another movie first.

Yeah. Then make his like you can't do a movie anymore. Yes. Yes. Not only being in another movie. Yes. Fantastic four. And he steals through a new store.

And he has to steal the show. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to be the stand out amazing product. I am a fish guy. You know. Remember. We make hilarious.

Remember when Electra stole the show in Daredevil? Yeah. Oh I don't. Too bad. She got her own movie. Yeah. That's true. Anything else happened with the weeks?

With the weeks? Yeah. Soul Sacrifice Delta came out. And he and Pat are playing now. What did it? Yeah. Have you been seeing me playing? Are you sure?

I'm not going to say. Wait. What do you mean I was sure? Well before you were like not even sure it was coming out. I was going to say. No. We didn't know what it cost. I was going to say I'm going to let Pat talk about that.

Because he has a lot of stuff to say. It's just like I love Soul Sacrifice. So it's like. It's great. How do you know I have stuff to say? Because you've been talking to me about it a lot. I have? But it depends if he wants to talk about it.

He will. He will. I have stuff to talk about. And the other thing. It's not good. It's not good. The other thing is I've been going through my backlog of we and DS games and playing them online because Nintendo's taking their servers off on the 20th.

Yeah. I saw that cool gap there. Which is like did you know you get all these exclusive dies and weapons if you play online last story? Last story. When that thread went up. The best dies were in multiplayer. When that thread went up I jumped into multiplayer and I got a bunch of them.

But I've been playing a bunch of online games and it's been fun. It's been good. Do the cool over the back flip when you're playing together in last story. Yeah. Shit was good. Shit was good. And now it's going away forever. It's kind of sad.

But if you want to play a Wii game online make it happen now because it ends on the 20th. We're the 19th. We're the 19th. Tuesday's the 20th. No it's too late. No it's too late. No it's the 20th so it's still good. No it's too late.

Today when this goes up it's too late. This is airing on the 20th. I thought they went down on midnight on the 20th. Oh the navy you have like two hours. Exactly. Don't listen to this podcast. You go do listen to the podcast. At the same time as playing the last story.

Matt for fucks how many times every time this motherfuckers is all this cool thing stop watching the video. Stop listening. Don't tell people to stop doing the thing. Sorry shill man. We'll wait. We'll wait while you go do it. Yeah.

Always be here. No for sure. I know you're itching to get to Soul Sacrifice. I'm not really like you are. You're building it up. I wanted to talk about Soul Sacrifice. Wait let me do my thing and then build up this thing. That's true.

Just aside from like you know doing a lot of Godzilla videos I watched this thriller I've been wanting to watch for a long time that has our good friend Antonio Banderas in it. It's called the skin you live in and it's this weird Spanish horror thriller that he was in. I saw it on like you know Netflix or whatever. It sounds like a follow up to face off. Because he's a plastic surgeon.

Speaking Spanish. Yeah. It's all a Spanish movie and it was like I read a review of it ages ago. It's fucked up. I don't even know. Yeah. I'm not even reviewing it. Yeah.

And then I went okay let's watch it. So me and the Mrs. watch it. It was really really good. I'm not going to go into spoilers but like I think you would probably really take it. What's it called on Netflix? Skin you live in he says. Skin you live in and it's just like psychological. Sounds good.

Horror like forced plastic surgery. Some pretty hard topics in there but it was still really really good. Okay. I enjoyed it. Well unfortunately I shouldn't have done this but I put Godzilla resin into eBay and I fucking that was a bad idea. What did you mind? There was tons of really awesome shit that even existed in price.

The problem is that the stuff that you're super into is stuff that will ruin you. Aliens, predators, Godzilla and Robocop. There's infinite toys of those things. Yeah but resin kits or stuff that like you know. Shatter on impact of anything. No they do but people have the most. If it's a garage kit yeah. No I don't recommend resin on any condition because it shatters easy.

Well I don't. Anyway anyway. But these are things with bases that I would not put on the end of things. And we're not going to get that awesome Soul Calibur II nightmare standing on the cliffside. You're not going to get it. No don't get it. Pat they had a statue of Ghidor like that same art of Ghidor wrapped around Godzilla and Godzilla holding both the headscore.

You can't see it but my lips are pursed and it's like shaking my head. It was like a hundred bucks. When it reaches over a hundred bucks it's too much. But like a hundred that's not bad. Do you think those credits versions of the Pacific Rim figures are going to be? Yes. On Velbon eBay yes. For sure.

And not to mention how insane a price. It depends but like those Comic Con exclusives usually you can get them for like it's going to be higher than you'd pay for a regular figure but not much more. Because they're just their repaints but they're all black. They're black chrome shiny. Shiny with the Pacific Rim figures. And then the visors are clear white and they look gray. They do.

I wouldn't imagine they'll go for more than like fifty bucks. Because there's going to be a lot at the couple thousand around. It's a pack of the three. Yeah. Oh they don't come individually. Or maybe some people will sell you. No I'm okay with that. I'm totally okay with that.

They're super slick. Cool. I had a pretty like movie intense week as well actually. But he saw Godzilla I mean. Well besides the. Intense I hear. I'm really late to the party on both of these but first I watched Gin Rho. Yeah.

Amazing wasn't it. The Wolf Brigade. Fantastic. I figured you must have seen that. No I actually never did. Did you suddenly feel this intense urge to go play Killzone. Yes. Or almost any other first person shooter that has guys.

That has those raise yeah. No. But I did feel the urge to go back to Wikipedia and look up fucking Hellhound Panzer Cops. Which is what Memoru Oshiro originally did. Because turns out Gin Rho is actually part three. Of a fucking thing. I never knew it. And there was two live action movies before and a long ass manga series that went about

scary looking Panzer Cops. They're called you know. And Gin Rho itself. Yeah man. It's a solid movie. It's really great like heavy military like. It's sad. Story.

It leaves you with way more questions than it answers. Like all good. Why don't I have a cool helmet like that. Like Akira right. I don't care who you are. When you watch Akira you did not understand what it was what was going on. No. Exactly.

What's with all these old babies. Yeah. And then you went and you either read the manga or you. No. Or you did nothing. And then I just lived with it. At the time it was available. You know.

And it goes to the shell had that to a little bit of a degree but you were able to like figure it out. Whatever. But this has a lot of questions that you wouldn't figure out unless you went back. So it's that's the one thing is like it it's good. It's really good. But like it's better with knowledge from the outside. And like the holes might bother you if you never bother looking them up.

Beyond that I also went back and checked out City of God. Which. Yeah. City of God. Fuck. I've been meaning to watch it forever. Finally sat down and. I think.

I might be. I might be. City of God. It's directors. The guy that directed X-Men Origins Wolverine. Their thought process is like oh the city of God movies got people are saying it's amazing. Whatever. Let's just hire that guy because he gives artsy cool looking visuals to X-Men Origins.

Oh it didn't work. Well that's not the reasons why it would be good. Oh exactly. Anyways. I might be incorrect but I'm sure like it was that. No City of God is a really good movie. I really recommend you guys check it out. It's just about this dude that's living in the shittiest parts of I think Sao Paulo.

In like a Brazil perhaps but he it's one of these things it's just this fucked up story you go through the whole thing and you're just like wow that was nuts and then you get that oh by the way this was based on a true story and you fucking flip your shit. Then you go with the media to make sure. Then you go nuts. Based on meaning. Yeah. Total fantasy or like that's actually what happened.

And then you see then there's parts that are like oh here's the real version of this thing. And then you fucking lose your shit. Yeah no. It's really worth checking out. Yeah I saw both of those and I just want to give a shout out to my fighting game community buddies because Tori Yukin 3 was this week. Yo Jimmy Bones holy shit.

Okay so all my crew that we used to hang out with over here that we play the fighting games. Yeah. Jimmy Bones. First place in Super Turbo. He beat Justin Wong in Super Turbo. Yeah. That was awesome.

Second sick of course Chirithi like went nuts. Second place. He got second place but he beat Justin Wong out. In Super Turbo as well? No. In Street Fighter 4. Okay. He beat Justin Wong out and then he lost to Kaeperide in a nuts Kami mirror match and

what not. It was good. And there's another really good clip is Snafu Richard. Yeah. He played against Kaeperide and Justin Wong as well on a 2 on 2 thing and using Dalsim he beat both of them and it was Rufus and Kami which are Dalsim's worst matchups. Right. He knows the Kami.

They're Dalsim's worst matchups. Those are Chirithi's old character and present character as well so he knows those matchups like no one else. But I mean with Snafu using Dalsim against them. Yeah but I'm saying he knows those matchups. Yeah sure. It's a hard match. It's nuts.

And he managed to make it out and that was really cool as well. Plus you got to give a shout out to the anime guys. The 5chan. First place in BlazBlue. He won in BlazBlue. Yeah. Of course he did. Sure.

But no but it was just nice because like the crew that's down at the barcade. Like they all just took first place in their respective games. They're all fantastic. You know. That's fun stuff. No hands off for sure. Yeah. And our friend that helped Cerlin design Yomi, Filo, he took third place after Justin

Wong and Super Turbo was wrong. Yeah exactly. Because he's a god damn beast. No it was when I looked at the results and I was like oh shit. It was a fun fighting game. Exactly. I skipped Super Turbo but they were in there. Yeah.

No no no. Totally. And like I also unfortunately caught. Not unfortunately but it's like yeah Justin Wong came to Canada and there was no killer instinct competition whatsoever. Yeah. I didn't see any of the switcher winning those things. You're not going to.

Yeah. Yeah. Out of that. Didn't he also win? I don't remember. I don't. But Justin Wong plays Saber Wolf and it's like. He plays Saber Wolf and he does the things that you should be doing.

Right. No. Of course. I want to watch another Saber Wolf or do I want to watch Pierre Balrog winning as one of the worst characters. Oh yeah. No. Yeah.

No. I try to go hunt down. Just playing Orchid. Playing Orchid. Yeah. It's exciting. It's exciting stuff. But that was a great tournament to watch and it also pains me personally to not be

there. I'm sure. You know. But. Oh I assume you the way you're saying it. I thought you were. No. No.

No. No. After what you did. After the incident. Yeah. Yeah. No. Now that I'm hanging out with you.

It was all over the floor. Past the FGC trial. Hey Willie I can smell the scrub on you. Yeah. You've been hanging out with those best friends. You lose to Daigo again. I'm going to attempt to come back when Ultra comes out but it's fine. But no that was my week.

That was my week. Good week. Good week. So past. I was building up this giant monologue. Sacrificed over here. He's touching a Vita right now. Take it away man.

No he's touching my leg right now. Oh. Shut up Vita. He is touching a Vita. Yeah. So I played some Soul Sacrifice. Shut up. Somebody replaced the best friend's logo.

The podcast logo. I know. With the three of us in a Vita in the corner. It's fucking laughter. Yeah. Harder than I was expecting to. It's really good. Fuck you.

You bastard. No. I played a bunch of it. I get to your house last night. The Ultra is really, really good. Yeah. And what I didn't expect is that a lot of the supplies to the original as well because I didn't give that any time.

That story is way better written than I expected it. For sure. That it had any right to be. But at the same time like this is the most deeply nihilistic dark just sad like awful feel bad game I have ever seen in my entire life. It is so grand. It makes me it's a universe in which anyone can make Griffith steel at any time. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Oh against other people. Yeah. Yeah. And as a result the world is just falling apart. It's a complete world of desperation. Yeah. Did you beat the first one?

No. But now I've beaten what is considered the first one. Okay. And I'm working on the extra content. And the second thing is that like it's so dark and bleak that it makes me think it's like a fucking weird meta commentary on how in a food a feels about Mega Man. Wow. Because the premise of the game is that you kill people and absorb their power in your

right arm. You can help them or you can sacrifice. But what happens is that you are horribly cursed in this act. Yeah. And end up going nuts and it's bad for you and that person was nuts then you get some of their nuts. It's it's like it's this like just like grim dark Mega Man. That sounds a lot like killer is dead.

Yeah. It's got that same concept. Oh yeah. Really good. Super good writing. The extra content is really really good. Definitely. And the game like me and.

Oh fuck. I almost said it again. Me and Vita. Yeah. You almost said it. Me and me and Vita like he came over my place and we both had the same thing. They improved the frame rate and the resolution for Delta. Yeah.

And it is shocking like how much of a difference it actually made. Did you turn on the LCD colors? Yeah, I did. It's just like much better. It just went from a game that usually hovered around 25 frames a second to a game that is at rock solid 30. And it just makes such a big difference. It's really shocking.

The colors really shine even on the LCD. The colors really shine. Yeah. So I played that and I beat like the main story mode and came off of that. Just like, man, that's a fucking downer. Yeah. Like that game ends like even when you have your star, your blue sky ending say where it's like, yeah.

And like then it immediately goes, no, but fuck you. And it's just. I'm pretty sure the songs even called the sky was blue. Yeah. And it's just this huge, huge downer. So I said, I want to cheer myself up. I want to play something light and something happy. So I said, I'm going to finally dive back into.

Drinking. And no. I can't believe we all tried to insert something. Okay. He said Dark Souls. You said. Drinking. And you said.

Project Diva. Okay. Well, I, I'm, Liam's is the closest. I dive into Persona 4 Arena story mode, which I never beat. And I decided like, I got like two care, whatever. So you unlock Labyrinth, that robot girl's story mode. Like that's where I was at. It's like, okay, I'll cheer myself up with this.

And that, that story is grotesque. It's not a happy one. That is like filthy. It is so awful. But it's okay. It's so depressing. It's okay. Because she's not a real night's grotesque.

What's that? Is that like witch in the hundred nights grotesque? I don't know what that is. Oh, I know what that is. Oh, that one's grotesque. That is grotesque. And it feels like, it feels out of place in the new Persona. Like it feels like it's from old Persona.

Like the Persona that had, no, old Persona. One and two. One and two. Like one and two, where Hitler's walking around and people's faces are melting off. Okay. Like it feels right at home with that. But to go from like, yeah, Scooby-Doo gang, let's solve the mystery to kill your siblings. Yeah.

Until you self-actualize through guilt. It's okay. Because you're not real. What a, what a... Now, maybe that's why she's not playing her story mode. What? No, I beat the whole story mode in one go. When you, when you...

Oh, I know. I hadn't started. I just came, like, what a... Every day is great. Oh, shut up. Oh, what a bunch of downer shit. And then I did that dumb thing where I spent too long on the SMT Wiki and just read multiverse theories for like five hours. It happens to the best of us.

Don't look into the SMT multiverse theory. How they're connected. They're all connected. They're all connected. But then I find out, so here's Persona 4 Arena Ultimax. That exists in a universe in which Raido Kusanoha in the first game stops SMT-1 from happening. Then P2 happens. Then P2 happens again.

That's rewritten. Then P3 happens. Then P4 happens. And P4A is in the universe in which Golden didn't happen. What about DDS? DDS is an alternate universe from SMT-3 in which your primary antagonist is not like Yahweh. It is Brahmin. Brahmin.

Brahmin. Yeah. It's Hindu instead of Christianity. But that is connected to SMT-3 which can't have the true demon ending because that destroys the Amal. Don't read this. It's too much. It goes on a bit. Just know that they're all connected and that there's little hints in Easter eggs.

And some people say the Zelda story is a bit of a cutie. Except for Persona. I know. But you know what, Matt? You and I have read Tiamat's Street Fighter story. I think I read that also. So we... Oh, I read that one.

Yeah, that's gold. The giant fucking story. On Game Facts? Yes. The thing that Udo on reference is gold. If you want... If you want U2 at... Because I assume you know what I'm talking about when I say that.

U2 are Inuit. But if you just want like the taste of like how stupid ridiculous it gets. Taste. Type in in a Google. I think it's like SMT multiverse chart or something. And it has all the game releases up until 2009. And instead of like a branching tree like you would expect. It starts at the upper right.

And then goes down. And then left. And then down. And then right. And then left. It's... Oh, it's too much. It's too much.

Too much. Too much. Too much. Too much to handle. That percent of 5 is going to be pretty good. So basically in conclusion everybody's excited for Dancing All Night. Yeah. I'm glad that's what you gleamed.

That's true. Likely canon. Yeah. Likely. Godzilla dancing all night. Yeah. And he does dance. Yeah.

Dance at the end of the thing. You know it would be nice though if there was a cool giant kaiju that he could fight in a sequel that were designed by HR Geiger. But unfortunately we'll never get to see that. No. No. HR Geiger has passed away. Which means... This is old news but we didn't really catch it until now.

It happened on the day of the last week. So I made a kind of joke about it but I felt it was appropriate only to find out that everyone else had made the same joke. And it's like, well he's dead? Great. He's in our dreams now. Forever. Yeah. Going to get at us with more epic robotic penis monsters.

But now who are we going to trust to design penis monsters? I don't know. And now there's no backup second guy. That one guy at Atlas? Yeah. Yeah. That one guy who draws dick monsters at Atlas. Oh.

Is that the guy that does the... He did the monster that's made up of everyone's parents? Yeah. That's Persona 2. That's Persona 2. Okay. Yeah. I saw that.

What the fuck is his name? Kaneko. The dick. Kaneko. Kaneko. Yeah. It is Kaneko. That dude's crazy.

Yeah. It's terrible that Geiger is passed away super talented. Ridiculous. Yeah. You can't replace him because they've been making aliens movies without his input for a long time now. But the most personal reaction that I'm getting is that I don't know about you guys, but I feel like bi-monthly I would just be walking down the street and talking to somebody and

just say, man, what the fuck is wrong with HR Geiger? Just like I would remember like Darkseed or Aliens or something and then immediately follow that up with, I gotta go to the Geiger bar before I die. I have to make it. Yeah. I wrote a quote from not too long ago that said, every time he had, he suffered from night terrors. Shh.

No, really. But he would always have a pen and paper next to him. So when he would wake up, he would write or draw when he saw it. Well. So. Well. I have an HR Geiger art book that someone mailed in and after I found out, I was like, well, I should give this a more of a look than I did.

And then you're like, no. And I got halfway through the art book and I was like, oh man, the only way to read it is if he reads it on a stream. Yeah. Yeah. With all the lights on. There you go. Let the windows open.

Like halfway through, I was like, oh man, this is dire. Like. Yeah. No. It's a shame, man. It's the next that he's passed on. And also to people who have been longstanding fans of the podcast, we can confirm that this actually did happen and is not a hoax.

Yes. They got it before. Yeah. He is actually totally right. Yeah. And um. Confirmed. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe one day we can take a look at those dark seeds. Maybe we can do something sometime. Maybe. I don't want to play dark seed, man. But that's what makes it a good video. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. We have less tragic news, but we don't know yet. Maybe. The big one this week, because we've got a stacked fucking docket, you guys. The biggest one is the one we should have talked about last week. Well, no.

That's going to fall into the secondary. Oh, really? Okay. Okay. The biggest piece of fucking news is the one with the biggest amount of money attached to it. Uh-huh. A billion dollars.

Oh. That's the cost of Twitch. Oh. That doesn't seem like one. Google wants to put it in this right now. Guess what? There's a lot. How many zeros is there?

In cash money. Six? Oh, nine. Try again. Seven. Nine. Yeah, that's a lot. Cash money.

Nine zeros. Fine. Yeah. Zero, zero. We don't make that much. Get ready for your fourth. We only get seven. Plus integration into Twitch.

Yeah. Google, try Google attempting to buy Twitch TV. No shit. No brainer. No shit. Because guess what? Remember when they tried Google video and it didn't work? It didn't work.

It didn't work. It worked. If we didn't get that Twitch. So we'll get Twitch. That's by the one that people use and then subtly ruin it. Maybe not. Maybe. I don't know.

I'm not sure. I like the implications of a huge content ID dictator getting something that has no content ID and might in the future. If it was a live content. How would you do live content? I'm sure they could think of a way. It would check it against what you just did 10 minutes ago. And if it's a problem then it blocks.

I was going to say you just hire one guy. Just sit there and go through these. That's how they do it. There's only a couple thousand channels at a time so you just scroll down them and click X on the ones that are content ID and then you start at the top again. There aren't as many videos as on YouTube so that's possible. What's interesting to me about this news is for a long time Twitch and MLG are fighting to be the ESPN of Twitch.

They've been pushing it harder. Guess why? Because they're better. Microsoft was interested before Google and they tried. And apparently it didn't work out specifically because Twitch wasn't interested because they thought that Microsoft was too biased. They wouldn't push the platform on all fronts. I wouldn't agree to that either.

It seems accurate to the public perception of Microsoft. Furthermore Google is the exact type of company that has the tech they would need to push their streaming to the new level. As far as it can go and they could certainly use that. That's so impossible. If you're offered those two companies it seems like reasonable. So it's another Facebook Oculus situation. We will have to wait until it's ruined to start bitching.

Exactly. It might be fine. Hopefully they can fix that 30 second lag. They'll fix it by turning it up to a minute. But right now the way Twitch pays out people and everything like that is a little subsystem. It's not perfect but it's working. People are doing it. You don't want to come in and fucking stir the pot too much.

Don't stir the pot kids. Don't stir pots when there's cooks. What? We lost it. Don't put your dick in your food. Yes. In most situations that's accurate. I've seen gravestones that say that.

I'm trying to put a slight span on don't shit where you live. Don't stir the pot with your dick. Unless you're one of those guys that likes to dip it in the wine and you do that. Exactly. That's your thing. That's a different thing. Yeah sure it wasn't a traditional wedding. I stole that wine from Liam.

That's true I said that. If your guests are complaining that the stew isn't tangy enough then okay. This soup needs more musk. Oh I got just the thing for that. Smegma man to the rescue. Turgid blaster. The interesting thing, the other interesting thing about this stuff. Sorry.

No I just like it when these deals go down. When people put their dicks in your food. I love that. That's the deal that I'm looking for to go down. I will pay a billion dollars for no. But I like when it's a nice clean round number like that. Yeah. You know what I mean?

It makes me feel like they sat down and the guy from Google just said. How's the billion? And they went. Yeah billion's good. It made me feel like Google passed them a blank check. Yeah. And they just started writing zero likes. And they ran out of space and Google's like.

No they wrote down a trillion and then Google guy goes like here's an eraser. Yeah. Or just like you put some zeros down. I put a one here. You put as many zeros as you want. Yeah. Whatever. Really funny if Google says we're gonna make you an offer and they make like a big show

of writing something. We think it's fair. And they slide over the table and then Twitch looks at it and says zero. And they go interesting. Is this some sort of. Money. Love. Money game.

I thought you were gonna go with like Google passes the check after talking something. We think you're worth about and it's like 64 thousand dollars. Yeah. Like some tiny pathetic amount that's insulting. They really don't think you guys are a big money bag. It's an interesting gambit there Google. Exactly. I see that you signed this check with a dick butt.

Our lawyer don't think that's legal tender. No it's not. It's like a legally binding dick butt. I like to thank that for these deals that the checks used are in fact the giant checks. Yeah. Like they're sitting around the table with a giant check. It's a big giant check. We know it's like a hovel switch in the middle.

The bigger the check needs to be. And then and then Johnny Twitch went down to the ATM and he folded up that big check. Yeah. Perfect. It works. It's legal. That would be like the size of a basketball if you fold it up. What's the funny thing is when I was a kid I used to think that's how it worked when

you had a giant check. But as it grew older I realized that I still think that's how it works. No. It's like a hovel de-check for show. I know it's not a de-check for show but then what do you do with it? You just keep it. They keep it. They erase your name.

No. It's a cool thing to hold it on your wall. Because you know I was at one of those events where Chee Rithy was holding one. Yeah. They wrote it two seconds before and then they take it away and then. You ruined it all. You're like why do I got to have this little envelope of cash. You ruined it.

You get months later you get like something. When it's official official it's got to go back. You want your real like downers. Like most lottery winnings are not paid out in gigantic lump sums. No. They're giving you a yearly hoping that you would die. No. Nice.

No. Those FGC payouts. FGC payouts. What FGC payouts? Yeah. I know right. In a back alley it looks like dudes are playing dice. No.

He won first place and he got $43. Here's 20% off at Home Depot. That's your winnings for this tournament. Oh I should have colluded. Hold that W on your chest. Yeah. Now in like lower scale news the big one we fucking missed on the day of is hey guess what?

You don't need a Kinect. We're going to be selling one without a Kinect for $100 less. Why didn't they do this right at the start and have two models of which to pick? I'll tell you why. Because if the gamble worked out it's super profitable. They rolled the dice and the dice came back with a two to one sales deficit from Sony. I just find that last gen both systems like the PS3 and the 360 had all these different skews and different amounts of memory.

And guess what? This is a result of that because now nobody wants a different skew and like they said we're going to have this skew, it's going to be the skew and then they saw they were getting outs sold two to one and at some point someone in there saw the numbers and said shit we got to drop the price. The price got to come down. How can we drop the price though? It's impossible.

But like they probably had that button ready to go. Yeah. No three months ago they saw the way the sales were going but Titanfall didn't roll the world up. I have no doubts that they had the financials written up months before that. Oh yeah. It said when X meets Y on the graph we're going to hit it. Liam it's like we were saying like they were looking at how they were tracking towards

one billion sales. One billion sales? I didn't think we were going to make it. It was a line. Yeah. That kick-tron. Yeah. Was it a hundred million or a billion?

It was a billion. A billion. A billion consoles. Yeah. How are you tracking them? No. No. Really?

Yes. We are going to sell a billion Xbox for an eighth of the planet Earth. Because I don't think like are you sure it wasn't a hundred million? No it was a billion. It was one billion. That's nuts. Are you sure it wasn't a billion? A hundred million would be lowballing it because everything sold like a hundred and

twenty million last time. No. I sold like eighty six. Yeah. I'm thinking of the Wii. I'm thinking of the Wii. The Wii totally. PS2 and DS.

Yeah. No. They saw their lifetime sales as one billion. We can do ten times that. Ten times the PS2. Yeah. Ten times the PS2? Yeah.

Yeah. No problem. No problem. Don't forget Kinect. Don't forget Kinect. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

No. It's like what's the fastest easiest way to cut the price and what's the slash Kinect. Least popular part of the system. Sell one to every person in India. So here's the deal that I don't know. Done. How many people?

Done. I don't know. Question mark question mark profit. So this announcement came out and there's been interviews since and I forget where the number came from but I believe it was the interview with Mehdi where he talked about how successful Kinect is. Yeah. In reference to the Xbox One and how it will still continue to be a large part.

And there were two numbers that were put forth about Xbox One use of Kinect. The first is that 80% of people who own Xbox One's use Kinect. Naturally. Okay. What they plug it in. The second is that they average 120 commands a month. And they bandied those two numbers about like look we're doing it but like that seems pathetic. Like the camera comes with the system and 20% of the people don't plug it in.

One out of all five people just got the Xbox and took Kinect off it and said away with you. That's bad. That's bad. That seems huge. That doesn't seem huge at all. I think 80% is much better than I would ever have thought. For a hack in? Yeah.

How many people use a controller? 100% I thought it would be worse. No but that's like people at launch who didn't use the game pad. But look I bought a PS3 that came with a little big planet racing and it makes no sense. I bought the PS3 that came with the wheel and little big planet racing and it's still shrink wrapped. Yeah but that's not a core part of the system. I'm doing quote things in the area.

And the other one is it's 120 commands a month. That is Xbox on, Xbox go to Netflix, Xbox choose thing or resume play, Xbox turn on once a day. The only person I know that uses it is wooly and it doesn't work good. Like I thought you did it. Those numbers probably include people who work on video games testing. You do a super scientific test right now. Xbox turn on. Didn't work.

Didn't work. Didn't work. And we were all quiet too. Didn't work. Like it just like those numbers feel like they're saying unprecedented support. It's like that feels like the bare minimum you could possibly expect. No wait isn't it Xbox on? Xbox on.

I'll try it again. Xbox on. Xbox on. Well it works when I press the button. Oh yeah! Are you sure they connect this plug? I can't believe it. I think we just demonstrated what happened.

How scientific was that? That was pretty science. But it's like. Connect is in fact plugged in. I leave it plugged in. Max was talking about it. Mine was crapped out by the way. My connect just doesn't even work.

Oh so no no you can fix it but you have to turn auto. No. No Matt is the 12 percent. No but it's 12 percent. You know the quick turn on, quick on. Failure? You have to turn that off. And you have to do it.

No it works. Also auto turned on my TV. Then fix it when you come to my house. Yeah no you have to turn it. I don't want to do it. For the people that it doesn't work for you can fix it by turning off the quick instant on. What I mean is that it worked all throughout launch or whatever. It played fighter and after whatever.

And then suddenly stopped. And then suddenly stopped. You have to turn instant on off and then back on. What a great piece of art. Matt wanted to say something. Yeah. You said Liam. Yeah now I forgot it.

Okay. Well there's two follow-up pieces of information that go along with this thing. Sorry. Sorry. No I was going to say it's a good thing you waited because it's a good thing that Sunset overdrive didn't blow you away so hard. You then bought an Xbox One and then three days later they announced it. I am now 100 bucks closer to buying one.

The thing. But you know what people like that's all those people always get screwed. When you see the announcement and you purchase on announcement that's always a bad idea. What then happens. Mega Man Legends 3. Yeah. Wait for the fucking box in your hand or at the very least the ability to order. Hey think about this.

When you told me the day you're going to get a PS3 is when Last Guardian comes out. Oh yeah. Yeah. And you know what? It didn't happen so then it fucking took Dragon Crown and Dive Kick. Yeah exactly. I mean you were smart to wait. Guess what?

That game's never coming out. Yeah I wasn't gonna and I think it would have taken something more to push me but like there was sure as fuck something that pushed me away from buying it before the thing. I was over here and Woolly was going through the marketplace and I was like is that all the games? And Woolly was like yeah it's all the games. Remember when we got through it? Yeah.

It was like two pages. New releases and it's two pages. And I was like holy shit. There's just like no games on this thing. Like 19 maybe 20. Exactly. And no exclusive games that you probably don't already own. No of course.

But like on the PS4 it's like there's a lot of like games on PC that I just wouldn't play on PC. There's a lot of weird bullshit that adds to the schedule. Yeah. No and just a couple days ago like I went to buy Child of Light and it's still really barren you know. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah. How's that transistor come on? I am. I am. Oh man that's like today. Enjoy playing Super Time Force nerd. Yeah. Oh you can't.

That's good. If I wasn't such a bitch about the resolution I would buy it on 360. Are you serious? Yeah. But it's a pixel art game. From pixel art games to me pixel art games are more important to have at higher resolution. Because you get jaggies. I love delicious super well designed pixel.

I love it. It's great. So the two pieces of fault. Sorry. I just wanted to say excellent job of Microsoft to do this right before E3. Yes. You absolutely have to do it at E3. Before E3.

You go in with good vibrations. Yeah. Right now all of us are like okay Microsoft shows. I am now like but with connect like I was right and I'm not like yeah it's bone. You're neutral. I am opening. I am now open to be convinced. You're bending over and you're like Microsoft come come at me.

If you lube it. Yeah. So when Planet announces the three deal. You better lube it though. Yeah. When Planet announces the three deal contract locked in with Microsoft. Then I will beat your ass of killer instinct the following day. Yeah.

We'll see about that. No. I didn't say I'd beat Woolly. We'll see about that. Okay. Oh. Actually I'd have to get the stick first. Got like thrown.

So the two pieces of follow-up news were one the harmonics guys fucking tweeting right after that. Yeah. Well fuck me. Yeah. That's the part like that delicious piece is like that combined with. The use of many interview where he says man we made this decision to drop the connect bundle in conjunction with all of our publishing partners.

And then why does the harmonics go on Twitter and go off. Okay. Okay. It happens. So what happens is. Individuals from. So the guys were so a couple of guys working at harmonics who are working on a connect specific game.

Yeah. Fantasia. And something else. Yeah. Just kind of go well shit. Right. Yeah. This fucking sucks.

Yeah. But then harmonics comes out and basically says you know what we're still not going to change any of our strategy we are because to like the official statement which I you know what I will agree with this it's like our plan was to make the game good so that you will buy it right you know and still the plan that's the plus so it's like I like I appreciate the sort of like we're not going to trick you into fucking and playing the game. You know what I mean.

Harmonics is the one studio I can think of that that really applies to because Just Dance got people to buy connect. Exactly. Connect games. Yeah. So when devs come out and are upset like that it's understandable because they just wait it's just wait dance central dance central dance just dances that. Yeah.

It doesn't actually work. Yeah. You see that video of people getting the top score on Just Dance by putting the Wiimote on the floor. Yeah. Yeah. It's the fastest. Yeah.

No. So so like you know you get those those initial reactions which also show you that they found out at the same time as the public. Awesome. Right. But you know the statement about like just yeah the game should be good enough that you're like I want to go play this is in the good one in the follow up to this I found out the D4 from sweary totally has controller controls and it's not connect only didn't

know that. It's not going to play that without it though. I will. Be better with it. No you're going to make me know that because that game is the only connect game you can play sitting on your couch. Is it. That they specifically.

Stale battalion you can play sitting on your couch. Yeah. You can play that scene on the shitter. Yeah. It's like it's like and now so you can play this with that connect and match just looking at Pat like you think I'm going to allow this. Exactly. Yeah.

Well I was. Personally I was. I was going to play with that. Yeah. I watched a video of it being played with connect and the guy is sitting on a couch and wouldn't like I think. And that's like I like sitting on couches. We all seem to think that that's the optimal way to play games.

Yeah. The swearing me seems like the type of guy that's like if I'm forced to have to use this I'm going to make this thing work so that people will can enjoy my other dumb bullshit unfettered pretend to be smoking. Yeah. And then. I was I was burned by a child of Eden. So it was not.

You know cure entertainment unfortunately soured the pot there for me. But you know what I'm sadly shaking my head. Yeah. Yeah. No. I remember you guys brought that shit over to my place and we hooked it up and we started playing you guys. You were like oh it's going to be so great.

It's going to be so awesome. I really like this. And then after like an hour watching you play I'm like can we stop playing this and you're both like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Concerning like connect games on Xbox one like when Xbox one was coming out nobody

was like yeah connect games. No. Not even developers even people who were like yeah connect like what what games we were at E3 and everybody was like where's connect games. Yeah. They're going to they're going to force it into the box. Where's the game for and like fighters within it was a complete bomb. Oh and it deserved a bomb.

The new connect sports was a total bomb predicted a complete bomb. This is. Unfortunately it looks like the best one by yeah so and here's the thing like to perfectly illustrate how that sentiment continues to exist today. Yeah. I want to introduce a segment called rare news is bad news because I can't remember the last time it's been not depressing every time you hear about rare that's like I was the best one.

I don't know. I don't know if you intended it but that's like one of the most like interesting but not horrible pun names. Yeah. Ever thought. No. No. I know.

I know. Amazing. Right. And and and we're going to start out with thank you. Thank you. All right. Damn it. Damn it.

So this week in this particular fucking week connect sports rivals sells like ass. Now the first connect sports was the one of the higher selling. Yeah. Pretty good. Pretty good. If I'm not mistaken it was a connect launch title. I'm not mistaken. Yeah.

And and what you might call it connect sports rivals sells like ass. Ass sell. And they fucking lay off 20 people as a result of including some people that are actually from rare. Well here's the deal. Like real rare. You hear the 20 people laugh and you go oh that sucks and it's like wait hold on 20 higher ups as in people that yeah were influential and around and they're doing a God what's

the word. Down sizing. No. Re. Re-imagine. Re-structuring. Re-imagine. Whatever you want to call it.

Re-conceptualizing. Yeah. The direction. So like let's let's try and get the dueling rare narratives here. The Microsoft narrative is that we'll let we'll let these guys work on whatever they like. And they clearly by that token they must have chosen to make connect sports rivals. Because the first one sold so well.

And thus that's why these guys are getting canned because they picked a loser. Is it. The third connect sport. Oh fuck. Now the real. Did you forget the E3 with connect sports season two. Yes we did. We literally forgot.

Now the real narrative is that rare pitches tons of shit all the time. And Microsoft says nah. So they must have done that again for the new console cycle. Got set. Ness. What if we try connect sports rivals too. I said yeah that's a great idea. And now these people are fired.

Well I was going to say depending on the narrative I either feel bad or no sympathy for right. Phil Spencer is the one that said this like where we're we just make them let them do whatever you like guys just have do whatever you want. And then. Phil the baffling reality check is just the part where K.I. is alive and kicking via other people's efforts and rare is not dead like in this situation is usually one where the company that made it is gone.

Yeah. They won't let them work on their own property. Now the thing with that and people forget is that not I looked this up because I found a rare interviewer that he did things like there's not one single person that works at rare that know that played killer instinct. The only guy that works at Microsoft that anything has anything to do with killer instinct is Ken Lobb. Shit.

I would think there would be a couple because there's some like 20 year vets at rare but like you know. Well there is no one that was on the main killer instinct. By the time that's in bolts rolled around those guys were all gone. No. There were some that were laid off with this wave. So who've been there for 20 and 15 years. Yeah.

Respectively. I was a little shocked when I went into the XBLA like Games on Demand and I see that they re-listed at the very top. Bullet Witch. Yes. Bullet Witch. Actually. That just got up.

I'm so happy. I bought it. I bought it too. Do you want to do a playthrough of it? Sure. I do too. Dark Zero and Kameo Elements of Power were re-put there like last week. Which is weird.

Can we get a new cameo please? Yeah that'd be nice. Not really but. Kameo is better than a Kinect game. Sure. But you know what make Conqueror for the Kinect that actually has some things. Oh shit. You can motorboat.

Yeah. Yeah. But not sitting down. Not sitting down though. And it can reach your fingers so you can you know you poor rare. Poor rare indeed because rare at the time of the N64 is like this is this developers better than Nintendo. They put out way more games.

There's so much cooler. Blah blah blah. I was the biggest rare fanboy back in the day and as soon as they got on Microsoft I was like I was even still like this could be good they'll make lots of new killer instincts new perfect darts. Naturally. Exactly. You got the shittiest perfect darts ever.

Nothing. I remember just like even before like grasping at the gameplay bits like I just liked them because they did sprites that looked 3D. And they tried to do every genre that there was. You're head shaking is like another genre and they nailed it. It's like it's just so depressing. It is so depressing. Fuck Viva Pinata.

You're right. That's a good game. Exactly. No. I know a bunch of people that got way into that for a while. What happened? You know outside of Viva Pinata and Cameo like rare news is bad news pretty slow moving on.

So the other bits of what the whole Xbox situation was one there was the harmonics thing but the second thing was they're now talking to developers and investigating the possibility of reclaiming that extra 10 percent. That's dedicated. Processing power that's dedicated to connect exactly because now they don't need it anymore. That sounds legit and they should do that. Now the first question everybody asks is will this close the gap? And the answer is no.

No. No. Especially if that purported PS4 firmware updates coming. Yeah. There's rumors going around that the ICE team just got like an enormous performance increase due to what is it GPU compute and some kind of tiling. Nerd stuff. Yeah.

But just like no it's not going to close the gap. But you'll get 900p as a standard though. It's the gap will will increase at a lesser pace. It's certainly nice though to know that like that's the first order of business. Yeah. Oh of course. This is the correct thing to do. Yeah.

It's like how do we make this run better. I gotta say this Phil Spencer guy like there's bits about him where I'm like I like you where it's like he almost certainly spearheaded this idea as far as like really pushing it. Certainly better than like a figurehead than Matt Trick. Matt Trick was the worst. Oh my God. And then he's like Phantom Dust. Yeah.

I'll say that name. Yeah. Yeah. You love him. Yeah. But then on the other hand at E3 he'll go on stage with his Token Indie shirt and he'll switch it halfway through the show because he's that much of a hack for showing off indies just because to the point where.

To be fair that could be anyone because that's your PR team. I just think I just I just so caught up in this one joke that a Sony guy made who's in the same position as him but on the opposite team where he wore a shirt that said Token Indie company. Yeah. He has a stab at Spencer where it's just like. I can't tell. I really can't tell if you're legit.

Well it's not impressive unless you're tattooing triple A's. Phil's disease. Phil Spencer's in charge now and the important thing is that when you get an interview with Phil Spencer you don't like read it and then the first thing out of your mouth is fuck that fucking robot. Yeah. Okay. That's I always I always came out of every video interview with Matt Trick with just like

intense feelings like oh that fucking business man also had a dumb face you didn't like. Oh my god. He had the business. He had the businessman grin but but for people who don't like we've got another great product you're like. What you mean. Just just fucking business me just like Spencer at least comes off like a human yes. He emotes.

Yeah. He uses many said this week. Oh fuck. I don't think it's on our topic list. But man was like yo people aren't buying Xbox ones as fast as ps4s because those people are happier with their 360s than the ps3 users are because people so I need to know that's not wrong. That's some dirt.

But it is a dirty dumb thing to say because you have to slow down but it didn't it didn't ignore it. Hold on. Hold on. There's no such thing as a person who would be unhappy with their 360 and buy a PS4. Yeah. No that's that's the part. That's it.

That's the part. Yeah. It's like you've got to ignore the reality that people switch. You've got to slow the sentence down to really figure out the action here. If you are a current 360 owner there will never be a reason for you to leave that like enjoyment you're having. Because you're so unhappy. No.

No. There will never be a reason to leave the friend and market ecosystem that you currently inhabit to go to a rival ecosystem. Yeah. That's the talk. Now as long as Microsoft still keeps making sterling first-party Xbox 360 get away. Yeah. No but they stopped.

They're not but I'm playing and I'm anticipating more games for my 360 in the next couple of months than any of my current systems because there's all I think I talked to you guys there's all this weird European bullshit that's all going on Europe for the 360 and I'm like super excited for it. Yeah. You know what else you can look at. You know what else you can look at. It's not coming out to that system.

You can also look forward to continuing Assassin's Creed games because Ubisoft straight up said we're not done with last gen. Yeah. We we we well it was rumored. No. Right. The conference call was a bit more ambiguous than the word they got out but it was like yeah.

We were rumored. No but the article the article not the article but like the news drop there is basically last gen AC games are going to continue to be a thing I've looked at that conference because they were like yes but but but one put tight they weren't like yes we're making a last gen one they were like they're not done with these kinds like I've journalist well I mean like Far Cry 4 not just Assassin's Creed or Assassin's Creed exactly it's happening though. Yeah for sure.

But there could be another last gen game after we are willing to kneecap our games by constantly releasing them on the PS2 said EA about sports games back last gen. I am just just make them not important to the storyline I suppose. I should mention I believe last year might be the best versions right now. You got really pissed off I believe when you thought about the idea that if the 360 and PS3 one is a better time frame than the next gen version yeah super infuriating yeah like I'm I'm I'm just excited anxious to see what the sales numbers are sure and like how much sales are interesting themselves like NPD is now like super super super sales are always

interesting you just don't follow them right oh yeah but no it's when it's when systems and games are at such high levels that like the percentages are like you sell a million less and it's like oh we hit 95% it's like when you get situations like we're in right now or like a system is selling double of the other system like that's interesting that's just like wait wait wait it's not all just you're right it would be nice if the numbers were accurate though but we'll never get real no but they're they're accurate enough when previous generation 60% it's good enough that's good enough when you can you can you can make anything that gets successful me and Matt both tried to talk and then stops to let the

other go and then Liam stole the jump in for all the times you do that to me when you're right you're right what I was gonna say though is that in previous generations like go from one to the other like back in the 90s and even early on it's like no game maker cared about the old one and it's done who cares yeah but this is like there's so many people in the history of the 360s we can we really abandon no totally and we're gonna see Jen was ceremonially dumped upon you brought it outside it was something that first said there's a lot of ps2s out there let's let you make games you want you want the best example yeah 10-year life cycle you want the best example look at atlas look what their release schedule is like persona three four

righto two all came out after the new consoles existed on the ps2 and now persona three is coming out this year when all the new consoles are out five persona five whatever i can't whatever i'm not i'm not looking forward to that one of the most highly anticipated games and the thing with p5 is that when p5's trailer comes out at hopefully e3 yeah you look at that and you're going to see that's what 10 more years of of smt is going to look like because those models like nocturne came out on ps2 was the first one those are the ones we're still using now i was going to say granted this is going to be better looking than kathrin so it's going to look great but it's it's just like that install base especially for niche like publishers it's like no

ps2 and ps2 oh fuck ps3 and 360 are going to be around for a while oh wow they're too big but dammit you're never going to get that like dreamcast slow fading where the fucking like few indie devs left i want to make the last one let us die it's still making games you can still buy on i know but it's and it's like everyone keeps every time someone came out like destructoid and joystick would never be like the final dreamcast game and it's like no no addendum to that but it's the same thing you're saying the final arcade game yeah you know what i mean like it's never gonna completely happen as long as people have access to whatever and has dreams i almost bought a brand new gameboy cart like a month ago like for a new gameboy game that some guy was making

i don't know what the game was called but i have a bookmarked yeah like as long as there's weird those that are like oh it'd be so cool to make a game for an old console that someone has that that will continue to happen as it should um and like while we're rolling with the microsoft abyss there's a few more things uh if you roll around in that green well for one because you get what i'm saying here but the continuing the let's get our news out ahead of v3 to just yeah there's a lot of that yeah so the other big thing is um you no longer need to be a gold subscriber to watch yeah that was weirdly restrictive yeah it was it was odd that that was in place and then furthermore if you subscribe to xbox live just to do that you will get a refund which is

very nice of them that's a really you know that's a that's a nice big move this is like a nintendo sony thing to do that's a big boy that like microsoft this is why competition is awesome definitely now i i'm excited to see like games games for gold catch up to ps plus dark souls is the games for gold now yeah but this is this is the like we are announcing it blast yeah whether or not it can continue at that pace is the question now the interesting thing about excuse me games for gold is you keep it on 360 yeah you keep it so even if you unsubscribe from uh gold subscribe whatever yeah it's yours forever yeah whereas on xbone you have to continue being ah interesting yeah so it's psn is is the psn system on on current jen that's it that's a weird

like difference like is probably based on technology the way i always looked at um ps plus is that even if you do lapse like the games you really want to keep like psn prices actually go down over time whereas the xbox 360 prices they're absurd they hit 40 and then they stop forever like it's ridiculous no it's your rent in general but like i've seen like games that i'm like oh that's gotta be 49 dollars and i'm like it's 19 what the fuck and then they go this has to be five bucks it's 50 but that's what i'm talking about like usually it's like just like the fact that your reaction is like this must be 40 dollars still like that's uh no good no good you're gonna go by tony hawk ride i i don't think it's a bucks tony hawk said again today that yeah we might be making

another tony hawk game for consoles i don't even care yeah guess what never saw it no longer even exists but i don't care what i'm banning tony hawk news from this podcast because shut up tony hawk i don't believe you i don't want to control your skeleton on a skateboard anymore show me the game and then i'll judge it exactly until a trailer exists it is banned from the podcast um fuck what were we just talking about before you brought up games for gold games for gold i don't think it's a technology thing so much as i think it's a making deals with third parties thing yeah it's a lot easier to make a deal if you say the game is theirs until they stop you know as opposed to the game is theirs forever but then why would i be the same on both of their platforms well games were gold

they've gone for a bunch of really old games because ps3 and ps4 both have the same system whereas here one of them lets you have them forever they're clearly doing it on xbox one because they're like oh shit we need to start catching up we need to get better and we want people to get on this we need to get better deals with companies on the inside but you know what if it keeps resulting in bullet witch being re-released like good job actually um but like you know you look at the games for gold on xbox uh 360 don't get me wrong they're fantastic games but they're ten dollar games individually yeah they're not they're not mine you're not going for the big hits exactly like ps plus uh i think the one that really got me is like bio shock infinite hit ps

plus like exactly one year after it came out puppeteers uh available today and it's super i have not unwrapped that puppeteer yep good game so good for me soul sacrifice gravity rush like they've been up there doing stuff in microsoft i'm i'm really glad to see that sony's initiative for ps plus has caused the companies to fight each other in terms of making the subscription model yeah like not a complete fucking rip off yeah because paying for gold for the longest time was being held hostage was the worst and like you'd get in situations like when i got a ps3 i started playing all my multiplayer games on ps3 because i don't want to have two no it's it sucks but now they're actually fighting is like we're gonna give people this and

that it's like it's nice and and like and just now you said like oh that's a very like nintendo thing to do or nintendo and sony like you know giving you some sort of discount or whatever right and it's like that activity uh or at least that that sort of sentiment continues across the industry because uh when the sony top execs decide that they're handing back their bonuses yeah for the year now make companies seem to be doing that a lot later that's that's that's a fucking iwata here's my bonus and also i'm taking a 50% pay cut yeah no that's that's what like those guys should be doing yeah so so the news announcement basically being that uh sony uh not the playstation division the entire sony as a brand sony as a brand uh heavy losses continue yeah uh based heavily on

reorganizing and infrastructure based on restructuring costs uh the tv division which is making nothing yeah and uh i forgot what the third one is there was a third one in there um cashier eyes basically just reporting losses again and basically saying that uh they actually gave out the bonuses already but they're gonna be handing them back yeah for uh an estimated about for about 10 million and you know and that's a drop in the pond of all the losses he makes jack Trent leaving sony make way more sense in in consideration sure uh and the the thing though about this is when you go to the original article where they announced this they then go on to say that like yeah this is what's happening and and you know they're gonna be focusing and on you know

whatever like the playstation brand of course and for the tv division they're gonna try to recoup their sales by um like gutting it restruct by by focusing heavier on the 4k tv and you fucking just like uh you uh uh that's really depressing i have a try like i have a sony television it's awesome i was gonna say it's great and i bought it at a premium but relative to tv's for the quality it's it was all right and i got on sale but like i got it because it has a good picture and because it has no input lag that's what you should be focusing on not this illusory 4k market that i'm pretty sure doesn't exist that was designed by mysterio i have a sony lcd monitor too and it's fucking great like the quality is there and that's what really makes it such a shame

is like you see companies like what was that fucking shitty lcd that we saw when we saw the flea market i forget but it was like a guy's name it was like a guy's like fosters or something when you see lcd's like these and you're like man it's a shame these guys sell any units because they're selling to like people who don't know and they're buying shit tv's that die within a year i don't understand though how like you go from dire fucking reports like this into thinking that let's make this your contingency novelty item for rich actually like you're like no don't worry guys we're gonna save it by doing like how out of touch are you well i can only or are you just trying to do okay what can be done to help save i move that's already i think i think part of this

relies and this is just raw guess oh third thing was blu-rays yeah blu-rays are fucking down yeah of course they are that's true but i i have a strong feeling this this has something to do with like sony's history and corporate culture in that sony's was built by the walk man in that it's the new thing and people you know cassettes all that shit and they tried it again with dvd with the ps2 and it totally works it's a device and invent proprietary media it tried it with blu-ray and it beat its competitor but don't forget the urnd for all its heads of purposes blu-ray was successful it beat its competitor but then streaming kind of edgy then they're like well they want to keep that going like we're gonna try 3d whoops we're gonna uh what about 4k and it's like

there is no thing like that for tv now people just want good cheap tv's yep which has never been sony's like way to handle their tv market they've always gone for super super high end cutting like the tv i got is a fucking smart tv and is like i don't give a fucking shit that my tv has firmware updates yeah i don't care i care that the input lag is low i always watch sony's ces shows because it's always kind of a good indicator of kind of like the corporate culture and stuff yeah um it's obviously a bit different from e3 but whatever yeah and like their strategy for the past two years really seems to have been like some people are gonna be like duh it making premium products at a premium price and instead of selling them to the masses you sell you know

10 million things to 10 people as opposed to tens of thousands of what do you mean you're not making money but isn't it like but the gaming industry the gaming part of sony is the one part of sony that's blowing it up for gaming it can't do that because it doesn't make sense yeah exactly and but the opposite plan is what's working for them really well now it's like make a good product for cheap yeah and people will buy it no exactly like well the reason it works for games is because people have to buy software they get a big premium or all software whereas for tvs there's no there's no proprietary stuff to buy really you can sell the most consoles in the world but if like no one is like nintendo all their games made loads of money yeah if you made the most popular console in the

world but you didn't make software and you had no software cut yeah would it work and then and then you get weird anti situations where you make hand you can make a handheld that no one buys but the people who bought it buy tons and tons of games and so it's and that shit gets to live forever now for some reason exactly maybe you could offer monitors that'll support the new titanfall pc update that pushes it to 144 frames per second but max spec okay that's cool so as opposed to titanfall is getting as opposed to 28 on xbox one yeah so titanfall titanfall is getting a pc is getting an update that has all the stuff that needed to be there for lobbies and multiplayer to be good naming your loadouts etc all that good shit yeah it's in um but at the bottom of that

list of updates is extreme mode that's awesome the game fucking runs at 144 fps for those for those weirdos with those super monitors well here's what that one got a refresh rate like what monitor who has that 144 hertz that exists respawn respawn does anyone we know no have that no and more importantly what does that look like when you're watching a frame i can't see it you're watching a frame rate that your eyes are not picking up yeah what is that no people people can see it people can see dogs can't i can't see it right yeah i want to experience that just to know i know those comparison websites because you can see the difference between 60 and 120 easy yeah but it's it's not the difference it's not better it's not a difference between 30 and yeah it

is oh it's better it's better totally like i thought it would just you you clock it up too much and then really stupid totally like you know how 120 how much does the hobbit looked yeah that's what i think it looks like yeah but for games that's always better okay yeah uh because i know it's not quite the same because it was still on 60 hertz monitors back in the day but this reminds me of like all the psychos that were buying rigs and futu two cards and shit like that to get quake three up to 300 fps because the because the engine does weird bullshit at that frame rate and it lets you do things that would otherwise be impossible and it makes you better is that is that achievable only by daisy chaining video cards uh i don't remember that i don't remember the specifics because that's

that's the video yeah i got into that we're doing stupid bullshit to get quick three over 200 frames go buy yourself a new power supply and you put your fucking video card into your video card yeah to double it up right just say good accessorized exactly yeah before it's like like people with those uh those laptop mods where they've literally soldered like external video cards into their usb ports oh Jesus or and stuff like that and you have like your laptop and you have like a titan just sitting next to it connected to the cable uh what what like is there any way we can even see that somewhere you know what i mean like like where would you go to see it yeah because i know like online experience yeah i just said there's websites that happen okay but like with you you have to

find the monitor or someone's place that and shouldn't support that like sure i think airport monitors like refresh at 120 geez go to a future shop because i because i remember for evo like a long time ago they were talking like we gotta buy specialty monitors that are installed in airports because they're the only ones that run at this frame right with this input lag or like you're with white reference just watch k dramas yeah what was waiting that stupid frame rates out like camp quarters did they film this on mars like what's going on yeah no totally also just watch k dramas yeah yeah just that part where the girl gets mad and runs out of the room that's my favorite part i know i'm waiting for the future or ninja theories like hey guys it's not at 144 but

don't worry it's got the feel of 120 yeah 120 yeah yeah yeah and then moving from microsoft from sony over to our good old buddies at the nintendo what's up nintendo what's up nintendo well for starters stuff oh come on art academy coming to the wet oh stop it for starters the we use successor that we've been hypothesized which i believe we're are we gonna go on the code name for fusion is that what people are saying no no that's what i heard way back is it was called there's there's there's nothing that was before uh whatever it is is obviously has been worked on since the launch of the week but more important like i think sony was doing ps4 stuff before the ps3 launch like you get you get way out in front of this shit yeah takes forever and um according to

the latest fiscal reports uh they will not be um releasing anything like a successor until the current Wii U owners are satisfied which is what the fuck does that mean that means that they'll do it whenever they want yeah nintendo i'd imagine like on on the base like if i had to guess that means like the games that we announced we're gonna put out no well then no i think i think that means we're going to try a couple of big hits yeah i think that's i think that's every every franchise that we want to push will the console will get yeah i used to want so two more years we're gonna give it we're gonna give it a chance i i really think it's just we're gonna completely stick to our guns when you look at their corporate culture of never firing never changing no i've never firing anyone

it's very true to that when you have they don't let people off man when games don't perform they don't accept for a gun pay but they move you to hawaii uh but i i'd also imagine that when you have that much money in your war chest you can yeah we'll stick it out for a couple more years stick it out for a couple more years you can but you there's only so much investor bitching you can handle no you can keep going you can only bow so no there's only so much a human being can take you know you can only you can only do so much bowing not ready yeah yeah you're right there have human beings but shareholders are kind of what got nintendo into a lot of shit in the first place so maybe you should stop listening to them all the time tendo's just gonna start treating

their shareholders like bitches no they do whatever they want they fuck you guys cut to a wanted doing the full prostrated bow like on the me the hand the trick is the trick is to make the shareholders think that you're listening to them while secretly it's a delicate art and that's why we don't make the big money that's right they mastered the art of shareholder pleasing as at their last thing they had a nice box art of pokemon to show and nothing to show yeah but that probably made everyone perfectly pokemon sounds good yeah that probably will make them shut up for like at least two months they did that last time with mario kart and they like they're and the thing is and you have to say it in a way that makes them happy but by the time it filters out

to us it's like we hear it and we can pick out what the real news is yeah you know it's it's tricky it's a tricky art nonetheless um no matter what we've been speculating about dual 3ds to we you like hybrids and whatever stuff not coming soon they're sticking with it i'm kudos to them because i like the wheel i'm gonna i'm gonna make a prediction even if it hurts them yeah yeah i like you know what if if this hurts you enough that you do something even different or better or change good take the take your hits as long as it doesn't kill them like as long as it doesn't kill them what if it it can only make you stronger what if it hurts them so bad that they get stuck in a legal battle with phillips oh you know what that's that genius mother fucking poster on

gaff yeah what so this this story comes up it's like uh phillips is suing me and like the very first post on neo gap is a screen cap of link yeah from wand of gamelan doing that stupid handover is not a laughing face that is the most the best forum post i have ever seen in my life that is the best that is the better no beyond perfect we have come so full how do you know phillips still existed really i think like like you could you could have taken second place with the back of an f of seven disc yeah yeah but uh nonetheless uh phillips claims that the we you uh infringed upon various trademarks that they had for motion controls wand sort of directional inputs from a player it's all stuff they could have pulled at the we for some reason yeah yeah the way to strike

this well the iron is red hot in the motion controls well here's their here's their claim to that yeah lawyers are saying that despite the fact that the we itself came out uh initially and did also infringe upon these they sent them notices about it in 2011 and that got ignored still years years late i didn't love us i deeply wonder if this is just gonna be another one of those like legal battles that holds no water and the guys at the quarter just like are you fuck it like you're not doing anything you're just sitting on these trademarks and not doing anything because yeah yeah namco yeah because i mean was that one again namco loading screen mini games they also own parts of training modes also nintendo themselves always re-upping the

eternal darkness trademark every year well gotta hang on to it so you know i let dyak come back oh yeah coming back now because like what what's the last phillips product that you not have owned but like cdi cdi i don't know that's a phillips head like slipper driver that's not yeah i can't i know exactly do they make headphones uh they don't then i don't know i literally don't know liam said tv's they make tv's yeah i'm not looking it up to make sure they make no don't fact no they do they don't fact check don't check facts don't wait they're bankrupt they make this i don't know like they're like a panasonic kind of company but just like you know the name the kmart panasonic you know and panasonic's kmart but they're like off brand sony but

nonetheless but but they have tons of patents for like tech that they're they're researching and they're like a worker so they might actually have a day in court here you know what i mean and the question is is does this become a nothing i think does it become a uh okay we're gonna hear some money i think we don't have the lesson i think the funniest joke that i've seen going around about this is the patent disputes like this you get an order it's like you have to stop selling infringing thing yeah it's like ah well nintendo's already way ahead of the game with that yeah yeah that's it by by not selling that that's the joke well that was that was the joke but like yes they're demanding just like they're not selling me okay i think the joke is make your factory

button that makes the we use come out stop that like that's the only thing they can actually do because once they're out the door it's not like them but they're demanding a ban on sales of the ban it's illegal contraband don't sell this thing that you're not selling stop making money really irks me because like the guys in r&d in fucking kioto yeah certainly didn't see these english copyright papers oh it doesn't matter though that's the wonder of copyright law that's what irks me so like nordic like car this ties back to like karmak where karmak has said like sometimes the best way to solve a problem in code is copyrighted and you can totally come up with it on your own put it in and somebody be like nope somebody owns that life out of this yeah it's like fuck that's

garbage fuck it's garbage it's garbage copyright law needs the whole point about patents is that nobody could have come up with it on their own yeah totally and that's hard to prove and the thing is is that uh it's always has been a situation where the copyright laws and whatnot have served the time and and whatever something gets weird gray sketchy they revise them or they go through some sort of like complete uh overhaul took to a suit current day um this is a current day situation we're due for it we're totally due for it because when you think about king dot com and it's recent bullshit and you think about the way disney exactly i was just gonna say well it's disney's fault that we're not getting and all kinds of bullshit like that that we're going through nowadays with

the way like technology and video games is fucking borrowed 80 years after the death of the creator yeah yeah yeah yeah so but like you think about but like think about everything that's happened to the controller and how it's all come from one place or another and then just gotten universalized fucking analog sticks rumble yep uh usb disconnect quick disconnection fucking wireless shit triggers you know like there's every little aspect of it exactly and it's and it's always like one person came up with it the others ripped it off but there's almost like and it's either like there's a company on the outside like uh the rumble dies i forgot their name um starts with an eye whatever fuck it right that that like is getting paid from everybody yeah or there's just a we're

all competing and it's an understanding so yeah exactly and then you get garbage where everyone has to design the inside of a d-pad differently because somebody owns how a d-pad is which i think is nintendo yeah nintendo owns a d-pad yes so sony gets a weird rotating bumpy thing and uh i think microsoft gets around it because of the the the internal of the d-pad yeah no but the inside of that works on a slightly different principle yeah it's what you lift the fucking crosshawk it's like basically like a guy made the wheel so now you have to figure out how cars can use triangles to drive do it and if you bull said it hard enough you can make the triangle work if it's actually an oval it might be okay or yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah or a semi-circular if you invented

the t-pad you'd patent that shit yeah yeah but you would but like when the industry grows in a way where competition really need that fucking you're not competition but you know i'm like taking my ball my d-pad and i am going home like nintendo okay nintendo can go fuck them so here here's the ultimate the ultimate patent the damages games is sega owns the patents from crazy taxi for an arrow pointing the way towards your next station that's why open world games have either the bullshit or the tiny mini nap shows the thing or you do the interesting saint's row thing where the street signs like point your way or you can or you do the circle of influence yeah around your but like but that's where the objective is totally copyrighted that is true oh sucks yeah

and it takes like it takes years for us to find this shit out oh yeah you know because they don't worry i found out that namco owns the the minigame thing when tech and five came out and had a weird minigame inside the loading screen and why can't other companies do this when it's on where i totally had a minigame in a loading screen but was it a mini game was it a game or was it a weird thing to do because dragon ball z budakai had a spin the stick makes the cybermen grow but it's not a game this one was you control the character and you could attack zombies and kill them and get points that's a 2d beat them up as opposed to a 3d action game uh they're they probably bullshit their way with the language that namco just probably doesn't know i'm gonna i'm gonna have a possible

possible like anyone at namco gives a shit possibilities that are endless like honestly man this is depressing is there any good news in there yeah because you just started wistfully staring off into space no because i just had a really good point about the copyrighted thing yeah um namco's owning of training mode setups it's not it wasn't the training that's bad oh god i really hope it comes back to me it's not me too um there is uh that about the we you there is the oh there's nothing left uh you know we ran out of news there's no more news this thing is jacked with news well you know how we kept finding out bits and pieces about that sledgehammer call of duty game yeah so it turned the piece that we found out this week was that it

was a vietnam call of duty that they were doing and whatnot with the tunnels and the death space moments etc it was going to be third person oh that's been known forever that was literally the first piece of news that came out instead it was going to be third person and there was a mode in modern warfare 2 where you could play third person and people thought that that was a test thing for the new game uh oh oh shit yeah well then that is news not nothing's not literally like four years old news all right well uh speaking of fucking industry moving games and franchises guess what's coming back this august with multiplayer yoke i watch i don't know what flappy bird oh yeah dong new yin is back hey money to make you said that we don't

never die all tony hawk news can we not ban all flappy bird news i yeah tony hawk we want to hope but i i i'm imagining him dressed like sigh you know what i mean like coming back with the shades on and just fucking dancing through garbage okay because i like i would have ignored this news except for the last line except for the last line hit us so uh he's talking to msnbc or whatever he gives them the thing that yeah it's coming back it's gonna have multiplayer or whatever gonna bring people together etc i'm also working on another game where a guy jumps from rooftop to rooftop yep sounds familiar you know it's a shame he just fucking says it yeah and you know it's a shame because like i was thinking to myself earlier today man mobile games must be on a tear this year

if there's two of them that i'm hooked on hitmen go and love life school idol festival those games are not a real title yes because that sounds like a joke love life school idol festival jeez it's great you're gonna yeah but you can understand there's a gap right there's over 12 pages you can understand my eye roll at just by the title of course because that's playing into all the stereo of course but it's a rhythm game so it's good um and you know like there's like good mobile games coming out i'm like man wait uh like remind me that no wait no wait no i'm i'm blind this industry is poison it's actually 99.9 percent absolutely this is actively poisoning the industry yeah yeah yeah um it's it's fucking also just want to uh just a few shout outs to

square an extra final fantasy agito by the way yeah just again cuz hitmen go is so good and you're doing this late agito more like agi go away square square is really good at utilizing the brands they don't make yeah square japan needs to have to become a thing burn down shape up or burn down just give us a new bouncer already christ no no one says this is what the world is joke patrick the bouncer will return an avengers 3 like that like that um that fake nintendo direct leak where it's like oh yeah for years nintendo has created franchises that live on in legend and now the legend comes to your home or whatever custer's revenge no rusty's real deal baseball too rusty's real deal baseball too and it literally

plays the highly in the background and then just fucking drops rusty in on you yeah go play rusty's good game no liam liam what's weird liam why do you have friends on your faith on your facebook that are actually falling for like things that p4r gaming make fun of oh good god so p4r our gaming makes a really great article about someone this year some gamers are gonna find a picture of a list and go this is the e3 leak you guys this is it and so i see a 40 comment like thread on his facebook about people all taking the piece of paper seriously some guy literally showing a photo of a piece of paper sorry liam but i have a little bit of a second see your friends being the ones that would most likely fall my friends are the youngest by far

navy pat has younger friends but i don't know no it's you guys okay and like some other guys they're old i'm the young one so they they haven't all like had your upbringing of like delayed time i want to live i want to go hang out with liam and his young friends to be part of a group in which liam is the cynic i want to go live in that world it's not untrue because if you look at that facebook thread i was the guy who's like this is i want to live in that world i feel like that could be his spin-off channel that's liam and his young friends like sounds like sounds good that asshole liam always flies off the handle and has crazy crazy opinions and has weird bitch fists and all his i thought you were gonna say bitch fits bitch fists i thought he was gonna

say fists too but i love a world in which liam is pat yeah but no it's yeah you want to go to the world in which i'm liam like liam i wouldn't mind it as like a vacation yeah wouldn't want to live there your enthusiasm is basically like this game is going to be great and your friends are like that company is going to send us checks at the mail yeah you know um like when i saw that paper i was just like in like in what world does anyone print an itinerary for a pre-recorded etherean let alone the fact that there was a purported date for x and x was listed as x by monolith let alone that the only all that title is going to show up on the box let alone could you let alone that the only new things were metroid 3ds and f starfox 4 u the most generic placeholder names

and the least like the least interesting things to pick from you're overthinking it but when they when they do whatever what is that what is it something of nightmare oh that one but when they do it too much because i remember there was knee three like maybe like five years ago where someone even made a standee for mock rider we and it was like shooting missiles and looked all bad ass and i was like that looks really good and i was like well it's not fake they're totally fake they're not bringing mock rider but you can't pull too exactly you can't be too generic i think it was jeff kealy that got out uh like this week and just like record number like there is so much more bullshit this year for sure than he has ever seen guess why because the console's popular and

yeah this is the year for bullshit yeah this is the year where all these new consoles are hitting and they're big and hot but nobody knows anything so it's like yeah makeup maybe i got some dumb bullshit well i'd love to see there's a 12% chance you'll be right with your bullshit yeah i'd love to see i'd love to see a documentary of the people that invent these things to find out their motivations but like but like think about this right there was no actual proof that a from soft souls game for sony was going to be made no that was all the the most hearsay thing ever yeah but people believed because they wanted it like it could very like it should have been fake yeah and then it was real like what matt's talking about totally happen which means if you believe in

something and uh the no no no the power of imagination no all it's not how but even if even if it does turn out to be true i want to find that sad fucker and just sit him down and talk to him that kid is the same kid that told you that hey man if you beat onyx weapon in ff7 you can bring erith back to life no that's my dad works at my dad my dad my uncle works at so-and-so and i got an earlier you know if you don't block when you fight against sonia blade she'd get due as a new daility no so what we're saying is that the source of all of these is ed boon uh no that's the kid i can't people that don't know what that tweet of ed boons was about you chose a picture of a car that says oh my god mkx the car's model is the mkx no one's like oh justice too

everyone's like what and then other people ignore it's clearly injustice why would they waste their time with mortal combat that kid is the kid who sends around uh a track from initial d called revolution to everyone on his msn to try to tell them that it's the official nintendo theme song that's a very specific poll you just left is it yeah is it does it sound like someone you might know it sounds like someone i wish i didn't know uh you asshole yeah what a dick i swear they also thought it was check out it no don't do it don't do it don't do it no okay let the fight let's let's sleeping dogs live let's let it let it let it also thought it's i have more hair now cross and it was like what a f**king american company is ever gonna use cross yeah no you're

right you're right because maybe it's more to combat cross street fighter it's happening guys it's really happening before ticking cross street fighters were it's our fighter pedia cut yeah yeah it doesn't work like we gd did that they made already we did it though no seth killing did it before you now yeah he did and his was in depth yeah but seth killians like dead or something now so whatever what is seth killing doing he's combo fiend now he is combo fiend yeah it was i don't i think you you answered the perverts question no he hatched i didn't ask him but who is seth killing it now no no he's right where you're going but it was never confirmed whether he actually got let go from so i think he left i don't think he got let go i i bet you any amount of money he's

out there working on indy game okay any amount of money it's making road warrior no shit that's a thing indy game the game he's touring the dive kit circuits that gets alley brawler yeah it's being alley brawler alley brawler to when are we gonna get evil seth and dive kick oh man right seems like a thing well we got johnny yet so fucking exactly um you'd also expect uh well just going into movies now star wars episode seven oh they got all the old guys cast coming back yeah it's all a bunch of them yeah well alive ones well no not even big big part well not a big part actually small part of the old movies that became big afterwards because you use the word big to define i know right you uh a fucking wedge and teal's from the doesn't want to show up

he's he's the he got offered a part obviously in episode seven and he's like eh it would probably bore me so he's not down wedge is not going to be an episode seven that's i don't i'm even glad that they even consider wedge in there i just want to say if you don't know because i've read the books wedges are wedge is like a super huge part of the well now non canon but that's the fucking that's the thing is that in the movies he's a background nothing part right but he doesn't want one of the old guys to survive he survives and he does important shit so because of that the lore about him fucking grew and he became a massive part of the um extended universe and now expanded whatever rather yeah and now when they're talking about nerd shit yeah do it right

so when they come back to him and they go hey yo wedge we got another bit part for you he goes eh i'm better than luke scowl granted granted i don't think it has anything to do with the non canonization but yeah he probably isn't aware of that no it's just literally it's a small part it's a small role or whatever and and he said he said we're like hey we want you to be this happens frequently where an actor is in a huge movie in the 70s and 80s and then if there's any sort of resurrection whatever they're like is the worst experience in my life yeah like the girl that played newt in aliens is like i never should have done that because to this day my friends are like we're gonna eat pizza mostly at night mostly yeah uh the kid who played anakin in star wars

episode one oh yeah he's a kraken he's not he's no he's not he's not a fan you know who's a kraken fucking makoli colkin oh shit i didn't know that but he's got a crazy he looks like a weird asshole now he's playing music in bank hoover he aged poorly yeah we know that's weird to say about young people because we were the early podcast when we talked about the video where he sadly eats a pizza for five minutes sure oh nice ice hiccups pass shut up everyone that was not a hiccup i was it no a yelp um i can't believe we've gotten so far into this goddamn fucking thing and that's the first time my hiccup has been clearly audible the amount of times you've hiccup right before the podcast your body like every time everybody knows it doesn't want to be embarrassed well it's embarrassed

now the thing that always weirds me out is that like when you go back to uh dude's like a fucking um um william shatner who like totally was just like uh enough about the Kirk shit enough fucking always with the klingons right you guys you guys are just he said you're sucking the life out of me right and then you're getting bigger and then they then they recast him and he goes what the fuck yeah how could you do you know what i mean like or um um uh uh with what you call for a while um Leonard Nimoy uh was like he had the whole thing like i am not spock was like the book he wrote back in the days and stuff so when star check generations came out uh uh william shatner had a part in that when they they crossed over from the next year it was the worst and Leonard Nimoy said fuck you

your script is terrible and he didn't want a part of it which was a good decision which is a good decision and then the reverses happen when star check gets rebooted with another like the attitude is always this weird one where like the person gets too big for it is like i can't stand this these coins but it's mine and these fans and then someone someone goes yeah exactly we're taking away from you it's like no jack nicolson says you can't be the joker i'm the joker yeah you're not jitting jack but also do you want to be the joker no fuck that you know those are bullshit from your back what does your head look like jet jaguar jack nicolson yeah and Liam i'm taking your toy you can't have it no but okay be nice guy i you're not playing

with it but no but now that you know it's my toy though yeah my toy that i don't own yeah you don't know how much you miss something until it's taken away from exactly until until they turn paradise into a parking lot and then the person and then the brother that you took it away from fucking holds your face in the fire and burns your face off sharyl crow wisdom oh yeah that happened to sharyl crow sharyl clagaine more like it is time for a word from our sponsors what is the best part about christmas morning folks christmas morning getting loot surprises mystery well that's a bit too on the nose right the whole point of this is we're supposed to find a clever way to work in the the whole fuck you know the best part of christmas morning is when you inevitably open up a toy that

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so please read my letter thanks for your letter we're gonna be sending you a sega game gear game yeah it's a copious vector man i think i'll hurt vector man like fuck you video game top 10 those those trivia questions near the end of the episodes were impossible they were shit that no kid could do no i vividly remember the one that uh what broke me that was like like how it's here's a scene from Jurassic park in which they are outrunning the t-rex and then they ask an 11 year old child which gear did grant change the car into what caliber of fuck you what caliber of pistol this solid snake had to marrow yeah exactly and then i see one go way too easy yeah about that you ever see those interviews about legend of the hidden temple about how the room that they were doing

is impossible and like you remember you'd always see the kids just freak out and like go uh yeah and you like no just go it's like they couldn't see it like it was a dark room like a bad rejecter that they could not see exactly yeah oh mega 64 did a really good like new nick arcade video recently it is like super on the nose with that yeah so what are the letters letters oh shit yeah nick wants to know also known as email it's also known as emails nick listick nick sends in a letter uh says hey guys as of right now my favorite show community was just canceled i have no idea that his community got to me for the next season on netflix that says a lot about how community was doing you should have you should have known that was gonna happen when they

took dan harmon away from it and when the fucking and when what's his name leaves the show uh main guy yeah jeff kealy on the face joel i'm drunk with jeff kealy on the thing that him too yeah him too um he's not front man joel on the kale i want to know what shows you liked that uh were campfire fly firefly is the given rest of the given rest of the yeah came back but yeah so the new season wasn't that future drama future i like family guy before it came back well yeah everyone did yeah i think so and then it was like um i'm gonna go ahead and say i mean lots everything we didn't ask so the not everything he's done is i i uh no but dollhouse you know stopped us was canceled after two but at the same time he knew it and so he wrapped up the story uh so it was fun i was

really i guess young justice which is on like super hiatus i was really depressed back in the 90s when uh the simpsons hit season nine and they canceled it and then they made uh that weird spin off the simpsons that's terrible i want to say earth room jim was canceled i well i have an ending it's funny you're about to say that because i was gonna say the tick the live action one that i know was terrible but i wished it wasn't you know what i mean that cartoon was godlike woolly woolly was reboot canceled reboot was not canceled it was not canceled no it was a it was a different it was an it was in a perpetual state of sudo cancellation no it was the moot were the were the uh the daemon movies my two bobs movies no my my two bobs was the last after daemon rising

my two bobs was the last one there were movies that they then split into seasons for people to watch because when i was a kid that shit was confusing yeah because you were just you were watching this the movie broken up into episodes that's what happened yeah but if you watch the movies completely it ends on an open note i don't know if it counts because like that's how anime works sometimes but dead man wonderland never got a second season and so like the yeah if you just watch the anime you're shit out of luck you have to read the manga i guess i guess since you said that like berserk berserk canceled but the fucking movies we're getting now are way better than anything well no i the the series is better than the movies you think so i totally disagree

well because this like things have way more character development there's more time um but the movies the theme of berserk did you not were you not here in last week's i don't remember us saying a thing it's fine moving along moving along the uh the berserk movies despite not having as much content because they're movies i enjoyed and was entertained more thoroughly i'm because of how awesome this shit going on visually they look terrible yeah the movies yeah they look kind of awful yeah all the three that three i think it looks great i have you watched the first one or the second one with you at the same time because we all agree man this looks like shit no we all said that and will you ignore this i think it looks

fine i think it looks great anyway he loves 3d animation but what i was gonna say is that like berserk was canceled because they're like we they saw the writing on the wall because they had a bad time slot because it was violent and they were just like we can't continue it we're not getting the ratings we wanted to like yeah just every anime gets a bad time slot yeah i was in japan and i'm like i want to watch k-omb what time's that shit on it 11 o'clock at night what the fuck berserk was like 1 a.m yeah and it's like how the fuck do you even survive on these samurai shampoos you don't have garbage time slot as well i'm sure really bad like 4 36 and not everybody can get gern loggins 8 30 in the morning yeah on a tuesday or fucking xo squad

like wake up at six to go watch xo squad on ytv but anyway it was worth it it was xo squad kicks but yeah i think i think that's pretty much it nick you know the good ones the good ones uh griffin wants to know whenever i'm playing my fighting game with my friends i pick my main and uh i pick him every other round because i want to practice with him but i rarely lose with him my friends have recently banned me from using him your friends are your friends are salt ass gross yeah if you're right or are they just no you know your friends are assholes no i'd say back in the day they'd be right no it's very simple if your friends never have a point where they say i'm going to practice x fighting game then you should probably play with them just for funsies

exactly yeah yeah if they never practice then it's like okay if they practice then fuck them okay i mean or or at the very least if it's like if you're not playing like if when you say casuals it's not casuals for me to pick my guy and and like play against you and have like the matchup going on if you're just doing it for super dicking around time funsies also yeah then sure also if you're dominating with the character you're not really learning that much to begin with sure no i you know but your friends are salty scrubs yeah let's be clear absolutely get good friends but yeah hey if it's not an episode of fisticuffs where things are being recorded exactly it can go a bit differently but for the sake of a good video and even then lots of people are playing to win yeah

they are sirlan taught us right um uh what yeah ulysses says both hey that was a great odyssey you had own work for burn down okay ea activation king we did this didn't we we did sony ones and i saw michelle we i remember we did ea active gonna burn them king is new though we did positive good burn king burn it burn king uh work for ea because you could probably get some of the cooler like things going on because they still have some fun stuff and own activision i'd rather work for activision and own ea no i'd do it the other way around because activision owns lost kingdoms yeah that's sure it's like i can get that green light when you work but when you work for ea there's gonna come that day when they do the thing and they're

like go out and eat the bowl of shit in front of everybody you know but to me ea means mirror's edge so yeah well you're not gonna get to work on that we'll shut up mirror's edge mirror's edge is literally less than one percent of their output yeah and if i had the choice i would be there as of right now i'd consider it zero percent because mirror's edge too probably as of right now you should shut the fuck up probably doesn't exist if you're gonna shut it if you're some way because then it's made by dice and they've been spending all year like on battlefield instead of other projects hey does a bet want to happen does anyone bet that would you bet that mirror's edge too shows up at i'll take that bet oh that it shows up at e3 no no no i don't think it doesn't exist i don't

think no because they said when is it coming guys when is it coming yeah what's what did it say at the end of the trailer when it's ready thank you oh you mean like beyond good and evil too oh like the witcher the witcher those guys have never done the thing where the game gets strung along and it doesn't come out they just take forever to do it and they show off the game during develop constantly but it's like when you say it'll come when it's done you can go all right i trust you it'll be fine but i don't trust them so leon you want to make the bet yeah 20 bucks 20 bucks okay there will be gameplay there will be gameplay gameplay another now now you're going now you're going to have another trailer existence confirmation is okay you were talking about a

second ago okay why do you need a lot of stuff you're right a trailer but not a like 15 second teaser like a trailer um okay what if it was like an in-engine trailer teaser but the way you sounded you just were like a mention at all then be the thing then fine i'll shake on it being there at all visually it has to have not it's it has to like not a poster yeah it has to be like a video it can't be mentioned of a thing sure not not like a guy gets up says yeah it still exists yeah no like it's it's a it's a no it's not a not a like side acknowledgement there's a video thing yeah all right yeah okay sure 20 bucks 20 bucks do we put any money on the fantasy star one 40 40 on that wow yeah he's got a whole ledger for a fucking black book going on over

so even if i lose this that's how you make the money even if i lose this one i'm gonna make it back on the fantasy story with interest armando wants to know uh armando what real life people would you if you had the ability to would you force into a juju pose oh what real life people yeah uh politician gave new all uh fucking barack obama doing the point with like a blinking coming out of star platinum yeah sure just all politicians i want gave new all doing palm lefts like split open leg yeah the revenge the revenge like um it doesn't make any sense he's really revenge he got exactly so how many gave new all doing that would be great because he fall steam that would be pretty funny uh i can't think of anybody other than like politicians yeah i want to i want to see bush

doing it i want to see harper doing it i would i would love to see girtsman like doing a d o lean back doing boo like persona he doesn't know what it is he thinks it's boo like persona remember that's his thing they don't know i'd like to see i'd like to see vince and man do one oh he was already kind of there he's already there wouldn't that be awesome at wwe jojo's like crossover crossover i just i just watched that bit again where stacy kuehbler is his his um secretary yeah also stacy or neat stretch because i remember trish worked for him no stacy kuehbler was the secretary that came out and he had the interviews in the ring and a guy comes down he's like get the fuck out of here and then the man der dorky girl comes on he's like aw and then stacy interrupts and like

does a whole strip tease on his desk and he falls over it's where the gift comes from yeah yeah you got the legs on it you know and i just watched that full bit and i was like fuck this was amazing quality entertainment yeah i know this is based on some high ground shit it was man um i just want to say if we're done with the question uh because i forgot to mention earlier did any of you guys catch the platinum games manga that they make for all their interns what are you talking about the manga with all the people who work at platinum like kimia and stuff as the characters for that they make for interns that are visible on the internet you need to give me this right now i will get a bit of google for it at home do they play mahjong on

battleships no okay but kimia is seen tweeting oh yeah on the internet and wait so they add you into this no no they just made it and they give it to interns that's fucking cool this is what it's like to work here introduced to you to all the personalities and directors kimia's that guy screaming at his phone not bad the twitter one it's cute actually he says little birds coming from his phone perfect yeah oh that's cute because he's tweeting exactly he's a cherry boy yeah you wonder how many times uh inaba or inaba or how do you say his name inaba inaba inaba that's what she likes walks by his desk and just goes stop just stop with just do your job but that's not the guy inaba is the other producer yeah i know well whoever the fuck it is just like anybody just like

yeah stop well he always says like i had to have a long talk stop telling people to eat shit i i i lost my shit uh unless you're making a game about that yeah that's cool no i lost my shit when at the end of the wonderful 101 direct he had his twitter account like on screen on in the nintendo direct i lost my feed me your shit at some point it's just like that you know that like he had to give his password up yeah just so that they could fucking log in and control the situation we gave him an hour we need to be able to delete tweets the instant you write them exactly just in case um like an admin control yeah devin wants to know are there any songs that you and your family know that you guys would sing together and get into no as a thing was that

over a thing uh like he gives an example for me and my dad would always sing the devil went down to georgia no me my parents shared very different musical tastes okay my parents are old your parents were into fort minor you were in i was into bluegrass bluegrass uh no i got a lot of gospel shit because i fucking went to church and so that was a thing uh like my family are not into the singing and dancing as far as we are in stock when i was playing uh when i was playing uh guitar hero one yeah and i was that was awkward i will know i was playing um um uh fucking andrix and my aunt came downstairs and was like what is this game yeah because she was like i super happy she got into all that stuff and she was really impressed with it take that and super i guess the one other

thing was when i was playing the kill bill soundtrack and it played um uh i'm just a soul whose intentions are good oh lord please don't let me be misunderstood and my mom started like dancing to it and was like oh my god this is a great song i'm like why would you know kill bill and she's like no this is a super old song yeah a lot of my idiot songs thank you yeah you know you know it's a you know it's a really good like like explanation for like when i'm like it's like before this podcast started i got a call from my mom asking me if i could figure out how to send her a sarah mcgloughlin city over amazon because she can't figure it out oh so you know what no there's an old music that me and my family were like no exactly not much just singing together with

my family not on the farm you gotta murder stuff i was gonna i was gonna say at family gatherings scare the mooses away there is often country music playing yeah and more often than not eventually a clapping chorus will break out with one or two people dancing wow yeah yeah there should be a murder in song i'm not even joking you people it's just it's not even like no that's that's it's like yeah this is country and my grandma will break out the spoons and it happens um your grandma's spoon guy but she's my grandma oh no spoon guys that's disappointing everybody from this area spoon guys the greatest yeah and dancing spider man you know dancing spider man's pretty good but spoon guys forever hey did you see that video where a guy dressed up as Leonardo and gave people

pizza yeah people pizza you only gave one but i saw that it's all right it was only five bucks for pizza what if what if dancing spider man and spoon guy combined dancing well then we wouldn't be doing this podcast and be out looking at that you're right you're right you're right you're right how much change can i throw at this guy uh this charles charlie wants to know what the dumbest slash weirdest excuse you've ever heard is for a developer justifying content justifying content yeah so i'm gonna i'm gonna say my example is um just fine content or like lack i'd imagine content or lack thereof justifying content justifying whatever let's just say that i'm gonna say i'm gonna say kryptonite fog and superman 64 my fog is my way the fuck up there

it's my favorite of all time uh a developer uh then when i was testing a ghost busters game and people were pointing tons of collision bugs and developers saying they're ghosts and we weren't sure if he was serious we weren't sure if he was serious but i saw at least two in the database it says please ignore this is intended feature due to ghosts now that's kind of inside that's what i like to justify that very familiar that sounds extremely familiar i don't have anything that springs to mind i don't have the background in qa you guys all do so um like i want at the end of the first spider man game there with spider carnage isn't it or not spider carnage octo carnage you mean like the

n64 playstation one yeah that's where i mean so that was also like a fog in the city situation you can't go anywhere because of some kind of shitty fog i think also to rock for to rock one at least they said like well it's a foggy landscape so yeah um like like excuses for like clear limitations i love i love how all of those were revolving around fog and ghosts and shit and then you look at silent hill one which did this yeah like literally the same excuses but since the game was about that they got a free pass the only things i can think of are like like hot topic recent ones where like you see pr guys dancing around the idea that the xbox one isn't quite as powerful as the ps4 and it's just like just say it like just say it like it's not

yeah it is really uh you know what i'm it is but it's like the the song and dance that accompanies it a lot of the time where it's like we think it's perfectly good but it's like the most like i'm i don't know because no one would want to say it i know but it's like that's the song and dance except for except for kajima kajima he's like yo albeit your e3 pressure but he's that doesn't make the consoles does he uh i got one but like ubisoft for example it's uh it's a third party everybody uh what's his name jason broder i think blizzard blizzard for diablo three every single thing they ever said about the online connection and the real money auction house that they ended up removing from the game oh i got one uh sim city city everything that was said about sim city

needs the network or it can't do it wow what a crock of shit like oh my god wow you're lying to me you can't make video games the way people made them for the last 20 years like my favorite my favorite is the the diablo three one because uh not only did they end up removing both auction houses from the game and they still keep the online requirement but at some talk about the the game design they said you know what people were right it did fuck the game up to put it in it's it's it's it's almost like another category when it's a pants get caught down situation yeah you know uh yeah good good enough with uh assassin's creed whatever the fuck people still like etzio like the third one oh yeah but that's how they that's because they knew everyone would hit connor yeah that's true

people still like desmond no people want to play more desmond i like him better as a petri dish a petri dish of organs than four than i do him in any of the prior games i like desmond in the first one because it's just like what's going on here sure and then beyond that it was like oh you're solidifying this plot i'm solidifying into null and north when when when the promise of a new country a new game a new number every time was around that felt great yeah but when it didn't go that way uh drink moxie wants to know oh drink moxie what your dream oculus thrift experiences i don't think any of us actually want to be truthful with what they are uh well you can keep your oh that i didn't even think of that that's what i was thinking yeah i bet you didn't

with the dick robot yeah with whatever wife who you want uh for me it's still like the vr mmo that i'm gonna play for a month and drop it like every mmo yeah no but you'll be dead but i still want to see that mirrors edge that's the one i can vomit myself to death right that sounds fun yeah i want the vr mmo i want the vr mmo the vr mmo i want it i want it too i you know what i'm sure oculus rift is neat but i still like i don't i don't see it it's it's moot for me because i know predator vision i can look at a game screen and plus i'd imagine that my eyes couldn't actually handle it it's moot for me because i'm never going to be able to wear an oculus rift i'll get horrible migraines if i'm putting it on you know there's there's no much in particular

where i'm like i really want that but i'm really excited by all the like indie developers on ps4 who are like yeah we're gonna do a morpheus thing because surely one of those things will be a gem and it's gonna be something we don't expect well one of them be until dawn anyone that'd be cool that'd be fun a horror game in general like a really good well made like not like basic horror game with like some stuff in it would be neat yeah that'll probably kill me yeah neat yeah you're not gonna be able to feel your soon to the stream to see if Liam dies tonight wow that uses that best that simulates bullet shots as well or like a stab wounds or something please get excited for uh shovel fat wear coming soon to every oculus of the car max

tears you can't keep pushing your shovel fat see that anybody got said anybody got sent that link to that fucking horrific blowjob machine that thing is horrifying which one it's uh forget what the fuck it's called it's something isn't like a part two to the humping one i it's called something two and it it's on indiegogo and it blew past it's it's funny like it's like 180 000 dollars it's like almost a million and it is it is scary looking it is so horrible it's like just lips on big dog no it's it's like you put like a a fucking silicon like balloon into it and then there's a robot that uses beads to fight it and then there's the modes and it's so loud and it's oh what you described that it had made no form yeah although it sounds exactly like it's a mechanical cylinder

that you put a silicone sleeve into and then you you hook a bead tightening like orifice around it and it it goes and it's just oh like the perfect blowjob machine is available but only if everyone in a one mile radius knows you're using it and like you watch the demo thing it's like oh step watch the yeah i looked at it's hilarious it's like the the first step is insert your sleeve and the second set is plugs into any wall outlet and the third step is enjoying it's like man that's what i think about when i want to get intimate is plugging shit into the wall like not even bad batteries are classy yeah you need power you're gonna need a lot of voltage that i was in your grandpa's masturbation

so i could remember i'm gonna look it up right now so people can see this horrible monstrosity oh in the meantime i want to hear that name in the meantime yeah i'm looking for the name uh look have fun looking for blowjob machine on google seriously in the meantime luke wants to know what makes that's called the autoblow too what stretch goals did it have did it have stretch goals i want to know if it has stretch goals become a patron it's the worst a patreon every time every time someone receives a successful blowjob you get you pay as a dollar like i'm thinking of like a coin-op blowjob machine now it's not too classy for kickstarter it's gotta go underneath go do okay yeah it's 191 thousand dollars of 45 grand with 17 days left

yeah yeah there's a video of it i just want to look at the picture i know there's a video really hope the guy running it is like oh he's a scumbag oh good yes he's he's this bald kind of like new jersey looking just white shirt and he found a problem i said i'm gonna fix this problem the stretch the stretch goal the stretch goal titles are really weird it's like autoblow phase two autoblow phase two us only i should uh oh i should okay this this the story go to the next question i'm gonna keep yeah can we get too bad we're just gonna carry them out yeah damn you can feel the storm okay i found a picture of this fucking thing it is the most oh god it is so horrible look at that i wouldn't use that put your dick in it no let me see it look at this

oh jesus yeah you see what i was meant now that's what you're taking it let me see oh you're gonna lose it it's gonna rip it off it looks like a fucking like like salt shaker like a high tech one oh man we just accidentally made them like a hundred thousand extra dollars i feel dirty like i like i hope it sounds like this the internet is hilarious sorry to every other thing that failed kick starters or indiegogo campaigns because i feel really bad that should have been a stretch goal for every game that failed we'll give you a robot that'll suck your dick it ain't too late wait can you just turn that into your game the onion did a video on that like this new amazing consumer device does x and also sucks your dick yeah that's how it works it's the economy exactly

that's obama the dick sucking economy yeah that'll save my dick sucking dick sucking his chain there's probably a lot of sex workers looking at this going whoa the robots just like the auto industry i'm slitting on my business these are parallels yeah for sure don't mo arigato mister as detroit becomes the sex toy industry sector yeah it's alter the universe there's sex revolution it's not robot parts it's weird sex toys so it's also robot parts oh we all asked for this oh i didn't man i remember in gits like the very first thing that happens is a geisha robot like bites a dude's dick off oh wait no yeah yeah it goes in the shot like one of the very first things um be careful out there kids luke wants to know what game companies survive till 2030

till 2030 yeah wants to know our opinion on which one well yeah uh valve valve fucking valve is your your front runner um nintendo because they have the money so i got of course sega's sega's profitable that's but it's questionable whether they can do another 15 years then i i believe nintendo nintendo yeah i don't believe microsoft i think i think no i think microsoft will continue but microsoft's xbox division will not you i think i think the xbox division is still unprofitable i i like all i think what with the new ceo things we're gonna ride out the whole xbox one thing for like 10 years and then they're gonna be like do you want to go again they're gonna be like i don't know we don't want travelers tales we'll be making legos for another 15 until

lego gets fucking majesco it's so weird so like if you told me like a few years ago like two years ago it's like oh they're gonna be making uh tons of lego games when i looked at the ndp numbers and like four of the 10 top games are all still lego it's dire um you'd be soft yeah yes that seems their financials are really well balanced and uh probably activision in ea you you've your mom might be ahead in a jar but he'll still be on that press conference uh blizzard blight blight blizzard for sure platinum i'd like the same platinum but i'd like to say it too but blizzard for sure because that's like what two games yeah sure right probably riot probably riot yeah maybe yeah not square lego legends uh not square annex and as much as it

pains me to say i don't think capcom either i seriously doubt capcom's gonna have like the next five years are gonna be really telling it yeah i don't think capcom's gonna make it till 2020 i would see them getting bought out by someone before they unless they clutch out a new franchise hey just wait unless they make a new resident evil yeah yeah they'll take my pants off why shit in their mouth no robot's gonna do that hey how about i sell you a robot and you can shit in its mouth it's called a toilet uh no but this one's a robot it's hot okay this is the toilet protest yeah that's what i need like just a toilet that when you go it's just like no oh god why was i created versus that japanese so it's like i'm honored to accept your waste

yeah the toilet recommended me a restaurant it's called america town jordan wants to know um are there any games that you guys think would work great as a stage performed to play phoenix right yeah and guess what i was gonna say i was gonna say we count count ones that exist but it's the perfect one yeah uh phoenix right i i could see double may cry you know what that's not another robot possibly a gothic like super super easy one journey imagine the imagine the numbers like feel my dark soul at night but but also you get the stent choreographers and wire guys behind turn off the dark yeah to work on the behind ties the first day any any like journey is super obvious yeah journey

the weweta games like eco would do would do just fine yeah would um uh tokyo jungle but i'd almost put those weweta games i'm dead serious but you can do it like lion king yeah you can do like cats yeah but all pomegranates you just need to be circle so you you do cirque fucking take on on uh journey in a way to get you know cirque you mean cirque to select yeah you could do with that you could do bayonetta yeah you could all the costumes yeah you could others jeez yeah all the in the cats but then but then it would it wouldn't be like all ages which is all their stuff is you know this is this is not all ages just change that yeah just make it a burlesque show sure leisure shoot larry maybe yeah fighter on stage just have

two guys fight on stage no hey it sells people already pay for that shit hey man there was a fucking spider-man musical there can be a musical for me that turned off the dark that's what i just said yeah i really wanted to go see what it's more like too bad that guy's shy you know they they'd all died before i'm singing it tonight yeah there we are uh we's loving these singers battle toads yeah yeah hey if dwayne and brando could have made a decent rack track about the story of battle toads that you can do a musical there's stuff you do a play and try to shut up jam charles carly shut up and jam guide and guide in that's a little complicated oh that's called knowledge though get charles carly and godzilla i'd say metal gear sure yeah that'd be

it's dramatic that'd be a really entertaining one jeez if you could do pokemon then yeah probably probably here we we uh oh call me it's oh yeah it's it's it's it's the pokemon's coming back for another show and it's exactly the same except we changed out all the characters for shittier characters that you don't like okay it's pretty on the nose although i don't like okay the only thing i don't like yeah the only thing i don't like about it's just kamiya in a chair with a joystick i imagine that's kamiya as the plane the problem with okami is that amy would have to talk i can sing probably oh help me dr amy uh probably the last story yeah sure sure but lost rpg yeah no too complicated no i don't think i'm not a theater guy so this is a bit too

intense we have monsters it's important to know i wouldn't i wouldn't go to rpg it's important to note that for a theater production you're typically dropping it down to less than three hours yeah so you would be slicing pretty much you only keep the key characters i can see like you know princess means you know night night has aspirations there's a war impending yes isn't cheating to just say the final fantasy six opera house scene yeah yeah it's kind of but but you also have to think of your sets like you have to be able to like make it practical castles you can't you know i just think of your paradigm rpg story in general that's a very standard theater production i think you're thinking in too literal i'm thinking like what you know what's practical what's affordable what

it makes what would people what would someone do you know but that's not what i want to see i can see someone doing like like said phoenix well phoenix fucking right it was the thing yeah well that's because they did it and it's great um what are you guys putting on the watch oh patches show me this picture that is like the blowjob machine oh i saw in the picture of the guy who invented it and it's perfect it's the guy that's the guy that's like look at this fucking guy that's that's buster from a restaurant buster scumbag buster oh wow totally fuck so what are we putting on the watch knock that the not the autoblow too but we will update when you're with it next week i don't know what am i doing i'm buying wolf and sign the new order

and it might be really bad or it might be okay because a lot of people are saying different things i'm confused as to what that game is a good looking shooter by machine game i was really happy with the onions did you see the audience video on that no where they they instituted a new a new feature where you get to pick what country won world war two nice and the example they chose was canada and here's here's canada ruled america and it's the flag but it's like a big red fist holding the maple leaf and there's this giant robot that's just pushing through the street going sorry sorry oh sorry so i love to see if that turns out to be a thing because when i looked at i was like oh who cares but then i looked at some of the trailers i'm like this looks like a really

dumb out there fun it's got bj blascoits it's got bj blascoits and the best model of him ever is based exactly like yeah he looks so good yeah so i'm looking for that turns out to be uh playable i'm putting transistor on the watch yeah exactly the super giant games know how to make a good game but more importantly i want to beat the game so i can hear the credits someone the fucker took mine so it's mine as well well okay i'm putting the super i'm putting the transistor soundtrack on the water test uh i guess i'll say um i i've got one okay good uh drinking guard three which comes out uh today today it's out all this like goes out today too exactly uh enjoy drinking guard three please please please enjoy it please um i guess that i'll go with um oh yeah rousing

endorsement walking dead hoping that it's i like it better i guess well i hear the new i hear the park three is a good one part three everything so walking dead there are people trying to fuck with us i saw a guy out of you gaff post hey man now that all the walking dead episodes are out are you you guys going to do it yeah and i saw that you caught him you're like no he's like yeah you're right yeah that motherfucker and i'm not sure he's trying to catch us rather than he just didn't know he's trying to mess with me he's doing it almost got me because he did almost get you almost got me i saw your post and i was like oh pat's thinking like i knew i check i fucking check i don't know coming up on the channel wow wow really did wow he's cool sleepy time for release

like i announced a little while ago the next uh rising super stream is on thursday the 22nd at uh seven the 22nd thursday the 22nd what are you playing i'm playing transistor yeah that's a good game that's a good game uh it was gonna be transistor or wolfenstein but then like i was overloaded with people saying play transistor yeah so oh uh fucking almost forgot i guess it's the watch slash coming up on the channel this friday we are on our way to anime north we'll fight you we'll fight you we'll fight you we'll bring boxing gloves we'll bring super soap i got soccer boppers i don't think i got them okay just i don't want to i don't want to sound like i'm up my own ass my importance here but i feel i should note that i am not going to anime north yeah there

you go i'm sorry folks yeah someone has to do work there you go that's not that's not the reason yeah nice yeah and i don't think anyone believed it for a second so it's fine exactly also the fact that every time we go to a con we've made a video out of it therefore it's always always always worth that being said uh i don't think yeah there's the we're just gonna be walking around like yeah we're the snow yeah you know so say hi we'll probably mostly be in the dealers no mingle with the normals well me i will because i want to buy more dumb games okay yeah yeah but if matt has his shades on don't talk to him though don't talk to him that's that's how works that's how it works but i but i actually do i'm going to actually do uh so what what do we

lump liam oh as hard as possible you bastard the bigger harrier and sweatier you are don't forget the email suggestions for friday night fights to woolly oh that's not our that's not our segment though yeah whatever just just you want to see how liam likes to get glom to go look up craig marduk just like go look up the ground tackle go look up that ufc dreamcast game if you do that there's a good chance i will judge you by your cover and not like you just getting out there so what do we have i have been knocked over before we have rested able for played through on the channel we have barkley barkley shut up and jam guy we have a very slow trickle of nuzzle lock at some point yeah uh we want to what is i forget we got some special one-offs coming we got special

one-offs including or this no we got at least one special one-off coming this week this one special one-off coming and uh this soon debut of the woolly and liam pairing pairing video the highly requested we know people it's the only one left it's trending on twitter the woolly of hashtag that's there right yeah there you go no check it out really yeah no it's that's gonna be a great is that it's one video that one there's more than one okay that's gonna be great that's gonna be great you guys told me what it was i was like that's stupid it's gonna be the full lp so it's well i'll be freshers coming to you yeah oh man oh that's gonna be great it's gonna be good it's gonna be good it's gonna be good it's gonna be great it's gonna be great it's like it's like

anticipated it's like stances so they run please be excited so how would you feel about a future where you get the vr headset world that you yeah right combined it with auto blower you have to wear the auto i knew that's what i'm really upset that that's like that's like playing skyrim with the auto blow and it's not even like the visual stimulus makes sense it's gonna be like no you found gold and it just starts going off well see here's here's the thing i'm not interested in vr anyway so there's no appeal there'll be your force but i don't want either of them force though some guy straps it on you but no don't you want the vr mmo thing i do but i know the inside of a vr headset on my head i will suffer a migraine so it's the one that doesn't give you a migraine

it's the one that works the magic one the magic one but you gotta wear the blower well i don't want it as much as like i would not want to have that in my apartment ever well you know like if you take too much damage from this boss it just starts going like random fucking times no not worth it no too scary too awful sure i'm not the trans vibrator is really as far as i'm not comfortable with robots touching my junk yeah so you have that the nintendo finally because of the vitality sensor and you got all the shit hooked up on you at the same time no introducing the new vitality sensor it goes directly on your dick directly yeah please understand well what do you think they made by quality of life we're done we're turning to love