Castle Super Beast - SBFC 067: Hatin' on the Amish

Episode Date: November 18, 2014

This week on the friendcast: Kickstarters, Ubisoft, Just Cause 3, Game of Thrones!

All of it, we're on it. Just firebomb the website. Is it good? Just blow it all up for reasons that the listener will never know now because we've cut it out because we started, because we had to restart because things that can never be uttered have been uttered. Never be uttered, don't utter them. It's not quite revisionist history, it's revisionist like yesterday.

My tactical pressing of the record button is, you know, it saved this channel a couple of times. I vividly remember recording a thing with someone and that someone uttered something naively that was one of the worst things I've ever heard in my life. Interesting. And I had to take it out. Okay. Sometimes when Willie presses the record button, I think of camera cutaways of everyone

else's eyes like in a DBZ when someone like does something, and then the Willie will press it and go, if it just shows past eyes in my eyes, when did he restart the record button? Exclamation mark at one moment, oh God, what did I just say? Did he catch that unforgivable racism? What do you mean that has to go on the internet? You mean the truth? Did Willie record that racist thing, find out in the episode, Willie recorded that racist thing?

George Carlin, or was it George Carlin? Some comedian was right, there's only one group that you can just be racist as much as you want against, on the air, and that's the Amish, because they will never, no, they will never know, never, no, so your hats are dumb Amish, bam. Your butter tastes like shit. Your potent society is destined to fail. Welcome to episode 67 of the best and the best, hating on the Amish. Hey, hey, I'm going to go build a barn while your sister ties in childbirth.

Average Amish Day, right? That's correct. I've heard stories about how there's been communities where the leader of the community is totally rich and has all this tech and cars and crazy shit, but it's just like, even if that person found out, they can't tell anybody about it, then they get exposed. Yo, you guys hear about NVIDIA's dog? Imagine that, it's just like, you're on Twitch and it's just like Jebediah puts a z-keel on blast, and it's like a video of his big opulent room, look at his Atari 2600, what

an asshole. Oh man. Making fun of his hat. Get wrecked. Okay, we can't just spill out the whole pod. We actually could. We're already at, what, three minutes, so we only have to do that like 80 more times. Best friends versus the Amish, settle it and smash.

Well, they're not allowed to touch the controller, the skin burns, right? Yeah, no, you can only play Smash against Amish people that are on that pilgrimage where they do all those drugs. The Oregon Trail. Yeah, the one over there, they get the fuck out. It's the coolest idea. You want to be Amish, okay, you turn 18, go spend like what, two years in the city? It's the devil's something, it's called.

The devil's playground. Devil's playground. Get it all out of your system. Get it all out. All of it. And when it's done, you come back, you put the hat on. If you want. And some of them do.

Yeah. A lot of them are like, whoa. Those drugs and sex were great. But. But I feel kind of unfulfilled. Right, right. I need to escape these 20 children I now have. Yeah.

Did you see that news story about some guy in a mask just butted into a Smash tournament? Wrecked everyone and left. Uncle Master 3000, the spirit of melee. Oh no, I thought it was an Amish guy. I thought it was Sushi X. And a guy showed up, Falco Master 3000, he has a mask on, didn't say a word. What was the mask? Never took, just a black balaclava with glasses, didn't say a word, didn't eat a thing, never

took it off, won the tournament, was asked how he felt about winning, gave a thumbs up. Are you serious? Yeah. This is real. He just came in and won the melee tournament. That's the best. Oh my God. Oh my God.

That is legendary. It's amazing. Next week we're going to find out that this mask guy was actually a 10 year old guy hired by GameStop. Oh man. I hope this one's the real thing. It was a melee tournament. Smash 4 promotion.

That's fucking dope. I like that. Because I remember I was at Evo when Horsehead was playing. Right. And like, fucking Kudos playing Horsehead. And he's using Makoto and he's doing Fukiage and shit. I'm like, how the fuck are you even seeing the screen? I thought it was funny because I could never, I never saw a shot of both of you in the same

room at the same time. So I just figured that. You just assumed that the weird drag's coming out of the horse neck. There's Wally. No. He's hit all alone. Like, I was really impressed with that. The dude fucking knew what was up.

I've got this screenshot on my desktop that I'm never going to get rid of. I think it was Wednesday night fights. Two guys playing Marvel and both of them have Horseheads on. Never. I'm never getting rid of that. That's Marvel. That's Marvel. That's Marvel, baby.

What's everybody's week like? It's, it's raining snow outside. No. It's really crazy. Liam, it's called falling rain ice. Falling rain ice. Falling rain ice. From the north.

Yeah. We got the precipitations going on you guys. It's making us all slush. It's a, it's a goddamn winter wonderland until you put your foot in it. And then it's like. This is garbage. Manical deep. This is slush.

Yeah, exactly. This is an actual snow. It needs to crunch, man. Like when it crunches, then it's good. Worst, worst fucking season. Best season. Confirmed. Fall is really nice.

You get your pumpkin spice. This podcast, you will notice that Woolie seems a little more downtrodden and I'm gaining power over time as the, as the seasons align to our energy. Everyone's more miserable outside now. Are you implying that I have sad seasonal affectation disorder? No. I'm implying that you. Yeah.

I'm implying that you complain about the snow like every day from November to March. It's the worst. Every day. It's unnatural. It's not. I know it's super unnatural. For everyone who's in our vicinity, it's always the same. Woolie goes, uh, snow.

Followed by, yeah, the snow. And then everyone just goes, he's fucking, uh. You're not fucking made for this shit. See, here's the thing is that when I was a kid and I saw any, any movie or anything where people go to, to, uh, like, you know, south of the equator, I assumed they did not celebrate Christmas. Oh, really? How could you?

No, you just celebrated. No. Australian Christmas has surfboards. That's what I was going to say. Is that you don't have fur trees. What do you worship? Nothing. Oh, well then you must work.

So when, so at home alone, when they, when the half the family goes to Florida and Kevin goes, is there Christmas there? Is there no, am I supposed to worship a palm tree? Well, no, because it's Florida. Yeah. Yeah. You keep saying worship. I mean, Florida man stole Christmas.

Whenever we start getting into, like, November and the snow starts arriving, all I can think of is jingle all the way every day. You mean the movie? The movie. Not the song. No, the movie. Every day. Exactly.

Tobo. That's the best movie. That is the best movie. You're not wrong and I'm neither am I, but that is. That's a movie. Oh man. I wish they'd show that again in theaters. No, give me the cookie.

Put the cookie down. Down. Yeah. So bad. Bad Santa. Bad Santa is real good. I saw not too long ago Billy Bob Thorne was like, yeah, we're making a sequel. Of course we are.

And like the bad Santa is an idea that you could sequelize that every year to be fine because all you need is a dirtbag old man being a shit to kid. You could play by a different guy every couple of years like a huge bum. It could be like Miracle on 34th Street. But like the idea of like Santa drunk vomiting onto children is just never going to get not funny. I mean Christmas is still going to go on for at least what, another 10? I'll add 10.

Before it's all over it's got a little left in it. Before Black Friday just consumes it. Or like have this one bad Santa movie that's all high concept or bad Santa is played by different guys throughout the age. So it's like a young bad Santa. Old man. It's like Bob Dylan and some shit. It's always questioning if he's actually bad.

I can't wait for next gen Christmas though. That shit looks amazing. Yeah, I know. What does it mean to be bad? You keep being bad to finance. Matt, what did you do last week? Yeah, until it started us off. Fearless later.

I watched a bunch of Star Trek next generation. That's a good week. That's a good goddamn week. Tell us one episode that was so bizarre. Well, I fell asleep during it and then I watched it again the next morning. You know how you are with Simpsons? I want to say I'm like that. It's TNG, right?

Yes. Okay, good. But it's this episode where it's the famous one where the Black Ensign goes nuts and starts grabbing his head. That's right. That's right. And then when the crew realize they can't beat the big dumb face in the clouds, they just go, well, might as well just kill ourselves.

And Riker and Picard are just like ready to do it. How much time should we put on the clock? Like five minutes? No. They go, can't be too little, can't be too much. And then Riker goes, 20 minutes sounds like a round number. And I go, what the fuck is this real? And then the big dumb face in the clouds goes, I'm going to create some death experiments

on your ship. I'm going to need about half your ship, like half your crew. I'm going to kill half of it. That's about it. So then their thing is, let's kill all of us. So he doesn't get the sad stuff. Fuck you. Fuck you.

And I was like, no one tried anything. Jordan didn't go, oh, there's some fucks making passers. The first solution was just kill ourselves. The first solution was give up. Well, to be a true leader, like half of the time, calling a bluff is not a bluff. You're really just doing it. He's really doing it. He's like, you're going to let us go.

Or is it precocious? Jordan was in his quarters sipping tea and Troy comes in and she's like, I don't think it's a good idea to kill ourselves. And he goes, explain. And then, you know, it has a natural ending. But that was the most bizarre episode I ever saw because it's like they always try something. You know, I just realized they do that exact same episode with Voyager, like literally the same exact concept.

Is it a big dumb face? No, it's over the course of a month. And like everyone's getting weird, weird physical ailments. And Jane Wayne's like, oh, I got this weird headache. And then somebody gets special magic vision and sees that people are like drilling in or brain for experiments. And then they use like the same solution. Just fucking blew up.

Like, okay, well, your research isn't going to be worth shit if all of us explode. And I also watched Horns. Have you heard of that? Horns. Based on Stephen King's son's novel and stars Daniel Radcliffe from American Accent. And he's the guy that gets accused of killing his girlfriend. And everyone assumes he's guilty. He's not.

And he just grows double horns one day. He's able to control everyone and everyone speaks their mind when around him. So he tries to find the killer. So it's like reverse liar liar. It's reverse liar liar. Okay. Right. And it was really weird.

Like, do you know what? He was the best part of it. He liked it better with an English accent. He was like cool. American accent? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, American accent.

Like, he feels more fake with his natural accent. That's because British people are fake. He's actually acting. You know what I mean? Yeah. This time. Right, right. And it was really weird.

It was an interesting movie. But at the same time, some of these movies where I have powers, but they're very inconsistent and the movie doesn't tell you why. Sometimes people don't. So he's able to tell us, say, someone wants you to start sucking each other's dicks or something. He goes, then people start doing that in the movie. And then he gets charted off to the police station and then doesn't do anything.

He just lets them take it. I'm like, I thought- The power was planned, man. Yeah. That sounds a bit like preacher in that sense. It's a little like preacher. Yeah. And preacher, he always does it after a certain point.

It sounds really good, but at the same time, that kind of takes me out of a movie where it's like, why aren't you doing the thing? We already saw that you could easily escape this situation. So why aren't you- God, man. Just that one part early on where it's just, you have the power to say something and make people do whatever the fuck you want. And you tell the guy to go fuck himself.

Yeah. Yeah. The guy is like being charted into a hospital. What did you do? Anyway. I played about an hour or two of AC Assassin's Creed Rogue. Because I'm like, let's see what the safe- The safe choice.

But not great thing is. And like, we all liked AC4, I think. I really like it. Holy shit. It's the same thing as AC4, but like- You're a cool, like Scottish Irish guy. That sounds cooler. Your best friend is named Liam.

That sounds really cool. And Adoale is in it. Look at that guy. What's your best friend's full name? Is it Liam O'Brien? It's not O'Brien. Okay. There's some game out right now that has a character named Liam O'Brien.

Not voiced by Liam O'Brien. I thought it was Rogue. Maybe it was- It might be Unity. It's not Unity. But are you like a total asshole yet? Your dude is- No, I'm not a total asshole yet.

Your dude starts off already being like a cocky, like more of a... Ezio type. Then like... What with Connor? I can barely remember his name. Toast. Connor. Toast face.

Oh no, a Hydrant man. Anyway, so I played an hour of that and that was like, fine. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there was nothing egregious about it and just- I was like, well, I guess I'm good for Assassin's Creed for a while. Because I still have no compulsion to play Unity other than laugh at people's faces exploding. Yeah. In every cutscene, apparently.

Has anyone played Assassin's Creed? I played a bunch of Unity. I honestly haven't seen that bug at all. Oh, that's a shame. Apparently. Yeah, well, from looking online, it seems like it's a really rare one. Yeah. But it's the best one.

It's the best one. No, in a weird fit of self-loathing, I decided to buy Unity. Because I realized I had a ton of credit at the game store, so whatever, you know. Honestly, it's fine. There's frame rate issues and the frame rate's not great, but if you just disconnect your console from the internet, it's fine. It's stupid. It's stupid. No, it's stupid.

You're absolutely right. The frame rate should just fucking be fine. I haven't played an Assassin's Creed game like a full one since Liberation on the Vita and before that. So you don't have the formula exhaustion? Oh, no. I have the formula exhaustion. I hate the formula. I haven't played one in so long.

I'm going to give it another go. Okay. It's fine. I'm not playing it and feeling like, oh, this is really bad. I don't get that sentiment at all. It's actually fine. I feel like I'd be very similar to what you're saying. I'm just waiting.

It's like all this performance shit is so bad that I'm honestly expecting a patch and I'll have to fix some of them. Oh, yeah. And Ubisoft put out their website thing and they're like, they seem to be really keen on patching it. You see, they fixed the microchains action first. Well, that was like a this kind of fix. Fixing a frame rate is not a this kind of fix. No, I know. The microchains action stock for sure.

But to put it into perspective, between Watch Dogs, Destiny, and Unity, I think Unity is the best one. Okay. But no, but over the year we've talked about games. I'm not going to touch it for now personally because like I said, I just feel that formula exhaustion. I remember what it was like when I was playing Revelations. Yeah. And it was like, I specifically, I went through it and it was still fine, like you said. But I was just rolling my eyes the entire time because I was just like, I was just so done with these activities.

I finished Revelations. I never finished Assassin's Creed 3. I didn't want to play more than an hour of liberation. And four, it took me a long time to beat it. I didn't do liberation, but I did all the rest beginning to end in totality. And I like, you know what, when I look at Unity, I kind of just like, I'm like, I really need a massive refresher. No, I have to buy Unity if I want to play China, right? Well, yeah, you do the pre-order.

I might have an Xbox code for Unity soon, so you can just get that. Okay. Because I want to play. That's all I'm looking for is China. Do you know who develops, is developing China? No. Climax Studios, Shattered Memories. Now, I'm wiggling my hands like, eh, okay.

But it's not Ubisoft. That's what I mean. That's interesting. Here's what I want to know. Well, 2D Ubisoft, I'm talking like, yeah, that's fine. If they had a new team on that, there'd be no problem. But I find it interesting that they farmed out China to, like, outside of Ubisoft, even though Ubisoft 2D is pretty good. I'm really curious to know what Arno's personality is like because...

It's Ezio. It's similar to Ezio. Okay. Because the thing is... Right, Fretzio. Because you were just talking about the guy in Rogue, right? Oh, can we talk? And I...

No, and I just want to say, like, I mean, obviously, you have the first game where a dude is super cocky at first. I'll tie you super cocky at first and then it becomes humble. Right. And then in the second one, Ezio's interesting as a person, so that works out for a while. Connor kind of failed because his only personality thing was he's a native guy. Yeah, Connor's like really dull. He's a warm slice of bread. They didn't put a personality because it was just like being native is enough of an interesting trait to me.

No. Because also when you're native, it's like you can't be this million-billion-dollar playboy like Ezio was, so people were like taking it back. Especially not in that point in history. Yeah, yeah. It was super rough. Yeah. And then Avalyn's like, I'm black, but I'm also super rich, but I also have to free the slaves. She was one of the most interesting ones, actually.

I think like Edward Kenway. Yeah, it was great. But that kind of cements is that like... I want to get paid. That is something anyone can get paid. They need to have a personality. It can't just be what they look like and what they're sending. It's not even just the character.

It's all of the entirety of all the Assassin's Creed games are just bleh. Nothing is put to an extreme. Everything's dialed up to seven. No, no. Assassin's Creed 2 went to an extreme. Brotherhood specifically. Assassin's Creed 2 from Ezio to the journey to the family to the ending. Yeah.

That actually went extreme. And that's the only time they've ever done it. But that's the only instance I could really stick my dick out for. You beat up the fucking Pope with your fists as the final boss in that game. No, that bit for sure, you're right. It's awesome. And then a techno god tells you in a fugitive song. My only real complaints with Unity is like the modern day sections are worse than they've ever been.

What are the modern day sections? They're just cutscenes. Oh, they're just cutscenes. So there's no more even walking around the computer lounge? Well, not as far as I've seen with like seven hours of playing. It's almost like they're trying to run away from Assassin's Creed 3 at every opportunity. Anyway, that fucking terrible, terrible modern day story. Just don't even have it.

I don't even care. That used to be my favorite part. It used to be my favorite part. Exactly. It used to be the most intriguing part. Yeah, that's the thing. Because everyone is waiting for the amazing Desmond build-up game. Yeah, that's what it was.

In Rogue, it's again the exact same thing as the AC4. You're a Sturgo employee with like a tablet and you're walking around in the exact same area you did before. But the dialogue in there was actually really funny. During sections like that, there was like this girl that's leaning around. She's like, oh god, the power went out. Oh god, here she comes. Here she comes. And then the girl from AC4, the main girl that gives you your desk, she goes, hi, all right.

Oh god, oh god. All right, let's go team. Go, Sturgo. I really love Evil Future Ubisoft. Yeah, that's what it is. Any cameos from the Assassins in that, like Sean and Becca? I haven't seen yet, but I kind of doubt it. The situation that's going on there is really specific.

I think one thing about the present day stuff is that I always liked was those two characters. Yeah, no, they're right. The graphics are fucking excellent. They're amazingly good looking. The only low point of the graphics is the hair, unfortunately. Hair's tough. But yeah, hair's really hard. But the environments look really, really good.

It's always tough. If you want to know how tough hair is and you have a PC that can do it, go play either Alice Madness Returns or Tomb Raider with Tress Effects. And flip the hair button on and see your game's performance just die. Yeah. Good old Tress Effects. Your console, your PC, dies to give you hair. Looks great, but Christ, it kills your performance.

Yeah. I just wanted to say, Matt, earlier when I said it was better than Watch Dogs in Destiny, I felt. You laughed a bit, but the reason I said that is because like... Well, Destiny, I just find is like a very similar game. Watch Dogs. You're totally right. But I mean, in terms of like the big games that are disappointing everyone, you know, and I see people calling Unity the worst game ever.

No, it's probably the best one. Ubisoft should get shut down. It's like, no, it's a perfectly fine game. That being said, unless you're on PC. Yeah, unless you're on PC. Or I was looking into that shit and me and Woolly were laughing about it the last time you came over for Dark Souls, where one of the bugs is like, crashes upon entering the main menu. And just, that game is on fire on the PC.

It's hilarious. And they had the balls to come out and just straight up blame AMD. And say, it's some trouble with the drivers from AMD. It's affecting a very small portion of the audience. You mean half of the entire PC audience? Because that's how the, that's how the PC markets went. People have AMD cards, maybe 45, 55, whatever. But for, like, for fuck's sake.

That doesn't affect consoles because AMD has nothing to do with it. Except they made consoles. Oh, they made the consoles. I mean, like, thankfully, like, someone got their act together there and they kind of like eventually went, all right, look, here's a blog. The blog is great. We're going to fucking update this constantly and tell you exactly what's going on, because we're working on fixing all of this shit.

And it's like, and, like, that's, that's the right way to do it before... No, no, it's not! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay. That's the right way to handle this. To handle the crash. You got a point. Drag the bodies away from the rubble.

Make sure they're alive. I wonder if this is the one, though, because I'm kind of like, for Watch Dogs, I was like, yeah, and then for Destiny, I was kind of like, but for this one, I'm kind of rolling my eyes with people saying it's the worst game ever, because it's like, we've had it twice happen this year. It's the worst mainline Assassin's Creed. Sure. But we've had it happen twice before in 2014, where people say,

I won't get fooled again. And it's just like... I said it just four times! Just stop buying games on day one! You know what? Although, Liam, this is the one, though, that knocked their stock down 12.8%, and then it bounced back up the next couple days. No, that's a normal fluctuation for electronics companies around big releases.

Yeah, because it never does all the duty numbers. That happens to all big electronics companies around big releases. The negative backlash on the game would affect it. No, it's majority because of day traders and stuff. Well, again, this kind of thing happens with Apple around their big release. But I don't remember this for any other AC game. With a 32% margin or that much of a margin in general? Yeah, large.

Because I mean, I could definitely understand that people are cashing out on the money they just bought in with. But I think this was being reported because it was an unusually high amount. Unless this was reported last year, I don't recall this for Black Flag or anything else, for Ubisoft. Well, sure. There's nobody being negative about that. I don't know how much. When it's a negative party, everyone's like, let's stretch up everything negative we can possibly say.

I don't know how much overlap there is between this, but I'm in a far cry for PC thread right now. And there is a goddamn graphics setting in this thing called NVIDIA. It goes like good ultra NVIDIA. That's the level of brand deal shit they're actually going with this PC stuff. Okay, well, let's save it for Ubii, please. Yeah. They're doing it every week now.

Every single fucking week. Well, no, for this week, I guess I'll cover some of the stuff. Yeah, what have you been doing, man? Okay, well, on my own, I've been watching this HBO show that came out in 2007 called The Comeback. I don't know if you've ever heard of it. I don't remember. It's with Lisa Kudra. Just on the side, I finally caught Mike Tyson's mystery thing.

Yes! Yeah, I saw that too. It was super good. Yes, it's a great show. Did you accidentally stumble on that through Too Many Cooks like I did? No, it's on Netflix. Okay, because like for me, it is by the same guy. So when I was on the YouTube channel, I did it also.

Did you motherfuckers? It was right there next to Too Many Cooks. I had a round of watching Groom Shaka Laka. Yes, I did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, I did. I bought 20 of them. Yeah.

I watched it off of Mike Tyson's Twitter. I just tweeted the opposite of that. It's fucking great. So The Comeback? But The Comeback is a show with Lisa Kudra and dude, I fucking love like cringe, awkward humor. You do. Like the British office is the one that I always like, you know, rant about because

Ricky Gervais in that it's so painfully douchey. It's like I have to hit the space far to compose myself and keep going. Like asshole playing to the camera really wants to be liked kind of thing. And everyone just fucking hates you. And you can see it. And so Lisa Kudra was doing that with this show in a very similar sort of way where like she's just a washed up old sitcom actress. Perfect.

Trying to get back into the game. Perfect. Casted in a really bit role in a new like MTV style Young Hot Teens show. Okay. That's awkward. Yeah. And she's trying to be like the eight girl again. So Lisa Kudra is Bojack Horseman.

More or less. More or less. And at the same time they're filming a reality show with her. And she's trying to be, she's trying so hard and it's so fucking embarrassing. I love it. It's great. There's a lot of track of course. So that makes it even more.

So just sit there and feel it. And then like something really awkward happens, go to everyone's face. Stay on their faces as they contort in pain. And then, then we move on. Speaking of which, I logged into my Netflix and it says watched because Bojack Horseman watched it. Have you seen this? No.

You know what? It's whatever you've watched. If you watched all of it, your Netflix calories. Oh, because you've watched this show. Yeah. But now it's because Bojack Horseman watched it and he watched horse and around. Are you? It'll be just like a horse and around and they click on horse and around.

It's the full intro from horse and around. And that's it. That's its own intro. Whoa. I didn't see you. And then he goes full house. And then all the stuff that Bojack Horseman could watch. Oh, wow.

And then when I went on my fiance's Netflix account and it says something for her. It was like watched because of her character. I know the character. Because the character watched this on your Netflix account. It's bizarre marketing. Whoa, interesting. It was really weird. I was like, what happened?

It's a shame there isn't an episode of horse and around in there. I would have. I thought that's what I thought. I feel like that's a bonus mid-season episode that they do. Just like here's a full one. And of course we continued the Gaimathan. Gaim! We did.

Finish this. No, no, no. We're close. One more session and we're done for sure. Yeah. We got up to about 34. And that thing's just going. And Nomura villains have appeared.

Yeah. I call them Kanako villains. Yeah. Are they fruit with a bunch of zippers? No. The heroes are fruit with a bunch of zippers. Well, not a bunch of zippers, but the enemies that are showing up. Look like Final Fantasy XII judges.

Completely. Or more like Devil May Cry Devil Triggers. The designs are really good. Slash demons for the specialty. And we got to the point that we were all waiting for in which just, hey, yeah, we're going to go dancing. City explodes. And then some awesome voice actors showing up.

You've got fucking WAMU, like the voice of WAMU. Did you ever look that up? Or what sounds like WAMU? What sounds like D.O. And what sounds like D.O. What sounds like D.O. But it wasn't D.O. But it's not, in fact, D.O.

Doing a D.O. voice. You know, and just, man, it's really, really cool to see a show that, like, it's like this could have been Monster of the Day, but they said, no, fuck it. Let's write something. Yeah, exactly. And, you know, Ura Butcher. As you call him. He's being called apparently.

No, dude's got a fucking sick job, man. He's a good writer, I mean, you know. That being said, pro tip for anyone in the disaster area, if you're going to go get help, when you leave the shelter, close the door behind you. Close the door behind you. Close the door behind you. Yep, don't, don't. It's a very simple step.

It's the simplest step. Often overlooked. Actually, no, not often overlooked. No, it's never. What the fuck was that character doing? Just straight up, I'm going to go get help because monsters are attacking us. Stay here, child, and old people. Run out in the street.

See a monster. The door is wide open. Just run. Just run away from the monster. The door is wide open. Those people, they're dead. They're dead. Done, done.

That's it. It's really, really good. I really don't, didn't like that one episode. That episode with Kokairo was awesome. That was great. That was cool. Well, because it was literally like, here is this character from this upcoming movie. Watch as we pull the timeline back two weeks to like, what may as well be a completely

non-canon episode. Oh, super canon. And here's a character for one episode and it's done. And that character was great. It was dumb. He was a fighting robot. It was dumb. I was super dumb.

That was dumb. And that's like worse than filler episodes. And shotgun samurai. Shotgun fucking samurai. Yeah, that's right. That's sick. Good shit. DJ shotgun samurai.

Yeah, scratching the fucking reloading thing. Exactly. You know that's just a retrofitted DJ hero controller. Maybe. Gotta do something with them. You play any games, man? Unfortunately, not that many. I don't like video games.

I didn't watch anything other than Gaim. Not really. Instead, I just, I spent my whole week playing RPGs. So I beat Shadowrun Returns. Wow, okay. I'm one mission away from beating Shadowrun Returns Dragonfall. If you have a choice between those two games, pick Dragonfall.

Okay. Because it's embarrassing. That game, so I backed Shadowrun Returns. And despite those games coming out two years ago, I'm only getting around to them now. Dragonfall is supposed to be an expansion. It's embarrassing that this is an expansion. Because it is so much better than the base game.

It's like calling Third Strike an expansion to new generation. No, to new generation. It's hilarious. Just everything about it. The first game has you going on a murder mystery, and that's all you do is you solve this murder mystery. And the second one gives you a goal. Right away, you need money to solve a problem.

And all you do is you go on jobs. And the jobs are all interesting. And the jobs are all kind of evil. And so you get to the end and you're like, I really need the money for a really good reason. But in order to do that, I need to just blow away this random scientist in his office while he's pleading for his life.

And the guys on your team are like, they're not the typical RPG thing of like, no, we can't do this, man. They're like, dude, we really need the money. Like, are you just going to do it, or are you not going to do it? And in some cases, you run into guys walking out saying,

oh, you actually did the job. We were totally going to ambush and murder you if you didn't do the job. But great, everything went out fine. That's not that problem. And you run into a cool situation where the side quest vendor is shady. And then when you ask a party member about it,

I'm like, oh man, those dudes are shady. I really hope you didn't take their money. And the only option available to you was like, whoops, and that has repercussions. Really fantastic game. Also weirdly great. So I picked up, I caved and bought Dragon Age on Origin.

And the instant I did some... You really caved because in your four staff you used Origin. Oh, but boy, what happened was so funny. The instant I used Origin, it crashed on me. The instant I play, it crashed. And the instant I tried to load it back up, it crashed again, making me very worried about my purchase.

But since then it's been fine. And Origin has a very nice feature because they're lazy and they didn't do as much work on their infrastructure esteem in that the Origin servers are very, very easily fooled by VPNs. So when you set your thing to Korea,

you get to play Dragon Age at 7 in the morning today instead of tomorrow. So that game is not shit mountain. That game is really good. It's almost kind of disappointing that it's not shit mountain too. It's like, they said they wanted to make that game like Skyrim. Boy, did they make that game like Skyrim. It's literally Skyrim with Dragon Age,

like Trappings and Bioware. It's really nice to see some of these triple A games and not the one that you'd expect. Yeah, I didn't care about any position at all. And then all these amazing views came out. Eight months ago we were saying, why would you have any faith in a position? Why would we have any faith in it?

And when we went to PAX, which was at the end of August, they had a big gigantic sign that says, don't take photos or videos of the shit. It was just a warning of, ooh, this baby looked good. And the turning point, we were actively turning her back to that. Absolutely, any of us for that? No, no.

So the turning point for me where I went from like, I'm enjoying this, but I'm wary, was when you speak to a character that was in Dragon Age 2, and in discussing the primary setting, he goes, ah, basically, ah, Dragon Age 2 isn't as bad as people may get out to be. Ah, and they kind of just backhand compliment that game out of the way in order to just like,

ah, yeah, it's boring out there, but it's not so bad. I spent maybe two hours dicking around talking to people in the first town, which is what I enjoy in those games. And the writing is not embarrassing. The writing in Dragon Age 2 right away was embarrassing. It was so bad. And this time they fixed it.

Also, now everything is Dark Souls, because there's no healing spells in this. There's potions, you get eight, and they only replenish when you go back to camp. It's exactly Dark Souls. I'm kind of shocked that that is a feature. I know! It's exactly Skyrim, it's exactly Dark Souls,

it's exactly... Like, everybody wears stories the same, but does it still feel like its own thing? It feels like a sequel to Dragon Age Origins. Good. Because we're calling everything Dark Souls these days. Go back to camp to refill your potions. Did you notice that when it changed over,

where Japanese RPGs started taking a little bit of backseat to Western RPGs, like Skyrim and Japanese companies, we need to, what the fuck, and now because of Dark Souls, it's American companies going, oh, maybe we should do a different thing now, because this thing seems really popular. Japanese company took a crack at a Western style RPG.

Well, to be fair, well, they've always been making those games. Demons, though. Demons was just the first good one. No, no, no, but they've always been. Yeah, Kingsfield. Kingsfield. But Kingsfield was so brutal that you couldn't even...

They've always had the theme. Yeah. I played it for about four hours, and I'm really, really pleasantly surprised. And to the point where I got to see that point where there's the reviews that come out for a game, and they're glowing, or they're horrible, but you look at the game and you're just like,

I don't know. Maybe. Or is everyone out of touch? Like Dragon Age 2 got phenomenal reviews. I don't know if anybody remembers that. I don't remember that. PC Gamer gave it a fucking 96, and said it was like one of the best RPGs of the year.

And so you come to this and you're just like, ah, ah, is this... No, they're actually on point. This is the game that it appears to be. It's actually really good. Cool. One other thing I wanted to mention. I, over the weekend, did a quick little stream with Slow Beef.

Yeah. He did a 1CC run of Alien Soldier, and it was sick as fuck. It was very cool. I watched the whole thing. Cool. Yeah. He fucking nailed it and pulled it off.

How did you do? Yeah, no. He's there for moral support. Basically, I remember when he tweeted, he's like, yeah, I was going, I don't know if I told this on the podcast already. Yes, I did. Yeah, he tweeted that he was doing his 1CC run

or whatever he's going for it. And I was just like, you can fucking 1CC the game? I can't do that shit. What the fuck? How are we going to have a race while I can't do it? Yeah. And then he's like, oh, you can just drone it up on the stream. I want to go for a personal record anyway.

Yeah, because who the fuck else knows about Alien Soldier? Yeah. And it was very much last minute. So it just happened on Saturday night. But the archive is up, so check it out if you want to see a pretty slick run on Slow Beef's channel. Woolies run to come shortly? Woolies run to come shortly if I can get good enough.

Very shortly. Liam! What's going on, Liam? Tell him what he's doing. Aside from Gaim and Unity. Oh. Because you already talked about it. I know.

Yeah, I played Unity. That was all right. I played Gaim. That was all right. I played Gaim. I played Gaim. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. I played Tales of Hearts R a bunch.

I haven't played a Tales game. I never played the DS versions because we never got them. We never got them. But I haven't played a Tales game since Tales of Fantasia on the Game Boy Advance. And I haven't played one in a fucking long time. So is it Tales-y? It's very Tales-y. But I'm super down for the generic Camp JRPG since I haven't been playing one every year.

Because I was talking about it. It literally sounds like the exact same conversation about Unity, but about Tales. Well, what I was going to say, the sentence that was going to come out of my mouth is Tales is just the Assassin's Creed of Japan. I wouldn't be able to play this shit every year, but now that I'm playing it, I'm like seven hours in, I'm like, I can go for one of these bland JRPGs. All right, as long as you skip out on every second and third one, I guess. Yeah, well, I skipped out on more than that.

Perhaps more than that. What about Tales of Horrible Shit in real life? No, I have a horrible shit thing to say, but I'm just like, did I not do anything other than those two things? I guess not. I mean, I guess since I already talked about them and others. Exactly. Like you asked me, like, did I play any games?

I'm like, yeah, I did. I played Ness Remix and I played some other shit. I played the fucking... Oh, Tinkami. I played Jerkog. You're doing a Jerkog. Not Jerkog. I don't know.

Yeah, he was. Nidhog. Yeah. You know, but I'm like, I'm not going to talk about stuff that we've been playing, not new. I've continued to try to play through Sonic Lost World. Fuck that game's bad. Man, you're resilient. You talked about it.

I'm this close. He has a young man's constitution. It's not fun, that game. Anyway... We're watching Gaim. Yeah, we're watching Gaim and my mom texts me and she says, call me now. It's an emergency. Stop watching your Gaim.

Call me now. And I call her and I'm like, what? What's up? And she's like, do you have the landlord's contact information? I need it. And I'm like, okay, what happened? She's like, the woman who lives under your place was just found dead in her apartment. And I was like, oh, shit.

Damn. And apparently the cat was dead too. And I'm like, oh, shit. And so I get off the phone and I'm thinking to myself, and then I say to Wally and Pat, on Friday, me and my girlfriend walked up my apartment stairs and I said, oh, look at the cute cat in the window. And that cat was fucking purring for his life. It was starving and it died because it wasn't fed. It was meowing at the window.

A week over a week. And so the cat was just meowing at the window. And Liam walks by and goes, hey, there's the cat in the window. There's the cat in the window. Look how cute he is. And it was fucking dying. And lo and behold, it's dead. Isn't that the most fucked up thing?

Like a week is a long time for a body not to be found when it's in its apartment. Yeah. And if you don't have anyone walking by checking, you're not going to have a smell, you know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. You're not going to know. And so like, I just got me thinking like, oh my God, how many pets are like stuck in the house when their owners die? When their owners buy themselves.

See, a dog is smart. A dog will eat their owner. Or just make noise and go fucking crazy. But a cat will just fucking sit there. See, cats are dumbasses. And I was like, they hate you and their idiots. I was not ready for that, man. That's terrible.

It was sad. I felt really sad about it. Well, yeah, but luckily you'd be dead if the story happened to you. That's true. You wouldn't have to be sad. You'd just be dead. Yeah, and also you'd be found really quick. Right?

If I die, yeah, if I could see myself beating you there for a week or two. You might fucking just... I don't have anybody coming over to my house all the time. It'll come to the point where Amazon will call up and be like, Pat hasn't ordered anything in like two days. Is everything okay? Yeah. I don't mind you fermenting in a pile of centipedes.

Oh, God, come on. They're smart. They eat their masters. Yeah. You don't need your body anymore. What do you care? Let the centipedes happen. Yeah, you said that.

Stop being greedy. No, I just don't like the mention of centipedes. But there's so many in your apartment. Oh, this is so not funny at all. Man, that went from a dark story to something really hilarious. Yeah, exactly. Man, that was like a whole shit. That was really sad.

Yeah. I played like two other games too, but we're going to play them for videos this week, so I'm not really going to talk about them. Cool. Let's talk about some cool shit that's been going on on Kickstarter. Cool shit? Yeah, the number one... This is a robot thing.

I thought you were going to say that. I thought you were going to start by saying, let's talk about some cool stuff. So next up on Ubi, please. No, that's not cool. No. I mean, look, everyone's been sending it over my way and like, I'm on this shit. I think a bunch of us are on this shit. Fucking cannonbusters.

Cannonbusters is really cool. Yeah. Cannonbusters is awesome. Cannonbusters is so old school because back in the day, we'd always be talking about cannonbusters and Lashawn Thomas would always be talking about cannonbusters. But it wasn't really a thing at the time. No, he was just trying to get it going in some way. So what is cannonbusters for those of you?

Cannonbusters is Lashawn Thomas' dream project. Lashawn Thomas is an animator that's worked on like fucking everything. The biggest claim being like the boondocks, the awesome action scenes. You haven't watched the boondocks and you like anime, go watch the boondocks. And black people. It's black anime. It's fucking black anime. And they got like some Madhouse scenes in there as well.

Yeah. That was really cool. But yeah, man. So he's got that going. And it's been his pet project for many years now. He finally just put together a Kickstarter thing for it because they have a studio, they have a team. They got people ready and willing to go if the funding is there. And how's the money going?

And they pulled in. It's going alright, but they're not there yet, I think. Let me confirm it. They pulled in Joe Mad. Yeah, these are friends. They got Joe Mad on it. And yeah, it's halfway at the halfway point. They're over halfway.

They're at almost $80,000 out of 120 with 15 days left. So they're doing they have two thirds basically. They're going alright, but yeah, they got Joe Mad in there. And Joe Mad is just like, oh man, I've always wanted to work on animation. Like, you don't know how long it's been. Really cool. I used to be in the gulogs doing all those PSM covers for free. I remember those, man.

Super shiny like everything. Yeah, no. And so you just go check it out. They've got like a bunch of other really cool guys involved. So is it a movie or is it like a TV show? It's a series they want to get going. They're making an episode, right? Yeah, this is to film the pilot.

This is not a film. Sorry, this is to animate the pilot. So then that might be used to like, spur, like, chop it around, you know? And yeah, it just looks like a really cool mashup of a lot of like old anime influences. You know, little bits of Journey to the West and Dragon Ball in there. Just, you know, it's a nice little hybrid mashup and it's like, it's not just anime inspired. It's like, it's inspired by different like, different country animation sources. A little bit of Bay Day style in there with some character designs.

A little bit of Black people. A little bit of that. Yeah, like American comics in general. So yeah, no, it looks dope as fuck. It does. You know, everyone that's been saying, hey guys, check this out. Yeah, absolutely. We're already in there.

We're on there. We're already in there. I really wanted to go up because I'm like, I might as well do this because we're still waiting for me to finish Battle Chasers. Battle Chasers. Wow. That's gonna be on Kickstarter next year. Imagine, imagine Joe Man open with all finished Battle Chasers.

Remember when I just quit? You know, you won't. He's like, yeah, I won't. You're right. They get the money and he's like, I fooled you. I'm not doing it. If you thought the way between issues of wetworks was long, try being a fan of Battle Chasers a year between issues or whatever.

And the other cool Kickstarter thing going on is Override. Override. Override. So this looks to be, right now it's basically in tech demo shape from the video they showed. But the premise is so strong. Yeah, yeah. It is. You guys didn't play it, but it's like a strong spiritual successor to a robot alchemic drive

that me and Liam played. Yeah. You control each limb of your body. Or people control one robot. Yeah. It's actually Voltron. Exactly. So you remember that reboot episode where they're fucking trying to learn how to walk

and you can't? Yeah. It's that. You know, one person's the legs, one person's the body, the other two form the arms. And also form the head. Exactly. And like good luck defeating this threat or getting this kitten out of a tree. Yeah.

Or even just walking. Yeah, whatever the case may be. The mecha design looks really solid. It looks really cool. It's got a scarf. Yeah. In one of the designs. That's nice.

Also, I like the fact they put it in a thing where you could also just detach from the mecha and be your own limb. And just fuck around. Yeah. I like that it's using Unreal 4. Well, I mean, Unreal 4 doesn't really have anything to really call itself anything yet because it hasn't been a really game that's used it. But I've got Unreal 4 there.

And at first, I think maybe I was like, oh, that's kind of funny. They have Cliffy B right there. And I was like, oh, shit, is this new game? And he's like, no, I'm just here to say this is cool. Thumbs up. Yeah. Thumbs up. And I'm like, oh.

But when I looked at it, though, it reminded me of the Miyamoto test game there with the tilting of the robot. Yeah. The sumo. The dumb robot. The giant robot. Whatever. But this looks super duper sumo.

Yeah. But this looks like it's got a cooler design and a wayfutter premise. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I'm supporting this, man. I want to see it go the full distance. Throw your pennies in that guitar case. And they straight up have a section of it where they're like, here's a list of our influences. Fucking Jehuti.

Gurren Lagann. Avangeli. Like, they just list all the robots. Those are the three influences I want to hear the most. Yeah, yeah. No, they've got it. They've got it. Especially Eva, because the first thing that happens in Eva is the guy doesn't know how

to pile up the robot and he falls over, which from what you're telling me, especially since I'm reading this thing, cooperative physics-based robot thing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've seen a lot of early pilots just falling over. I can't make the robot go. That game would probably, if it's to be released, it would be some hilarious YouTube videos of first-timers.

Yeah. Because I love the fact that it's like everyone's getting angry and the body's getting frustrated because the legs are dicking around, so you just jump jet and go, fuck this. Your arms are like, I'm out. I'm fucking gone. And the hedge just falls on the floor. Oh, man. It's 3D quap.

It'll be great. Yeah. Full LP. Full LP. Yeah. Yeah. So that's override. All right.

So let's dive right in. We already covered a bunch of the ubi-please stuff with some of the- It's every week. It's every week. But this week is especially bad. So Unity had a rough start, as we all know, and they're addressing those issues and they put up the blog, which, like I said, I like the fact that they do that. Yeah, the blog's really good.

Blizzard did something similar with allow because the new expansion came out there. Server queues are out of control. Holy shit. Exactly. And like they're getting DDoS. Servers are going down. Dude, those server queues are as bad as they have ever been. Like I saw some people trying to get in on like, God, what?

I forgot my server. It killed Jaden. And it's like, it's only 6,000 to go. Right. Like fuck. You have a 6,000th in line. And so they put up an hourly updated blog of like how that's going, how- Which is great.

Which is, yeah, that's a really great way to deal with that stuff. So, you know, we had talked about Ask Creed. That's, you know, whatever. Well, I think the only like thing about Assassin's Creed this week that really got me was like, why you gotta put microtransactions in the game? Micro. Like- No, how about why you gotta delay the review embargo until after the game came out?

That's true. That's true. That was pretty true. Bigger games like Destiny and- Their comment on that was, fuck you Ubisoft, don't do that. That's no good. No, their reasoning was that bigger games that have a large online component- Yeah, it was bullshit when-

It was bullshit when Bungie said it. And it's bullshit now. Well, no. For Destiny, that's a huge part of it for Assassin's Creed. No, that's the thing. It's not the same thing when you're- It's not a huge part of it. That's why it's bullshit for Destiny.

In an MMO situation, it makes sense. No, it's not. No, that's the point. They want you to think it is, but it's not. You go into a map and it's a fairly open area, not a huge world, and there's up to six other people just around in the map. Yeah, and it's really hard to group up. There's some-

It's the style of things happening there, but that's- Where is the online for Unity is just co-op, and that's it? Yeah, more or less. There's not even versus multiplayer in that. You'd never be able to judge the game without co-op that some cases doesn't- Maybe that's just me. So they just embargoed that shit. I was gonna say, on the microtransactions,

like, why you gotta put microtransactions in, but like- Well, I'll tell you why. Thank God they're the most optional thing ever. You see that talk that a Ubisoft guy is giving? We're starting with Unity. We want to turn every $60 consumer into a $200 consumer with a combination of season pass and microtransactions. Yeah, that's why.

That's why. I'm glad the microtransactions are just for like fast-forwarding your unlocks and not for like actually lock shit. Like a weapon you can never get into the other area. Yeah, or like you need to restore your stamina to do this mission. Like, no, nothing like that. Exactly. It's just if you want to accelerate the pace.

Which doesn't bother me that much. Well, when I read it, I rolled my eyes and scoffed, but then I just went like, this is not for me. Exactly. This is for some people. The most impatient. This is for morons. This is for morons.

Has anyone ever had the compulsion to like buy levels? Like, you know what I mean? Like, I was like, how can you justify the inventing your own money when you're playing something that is to waste your time? For me- Playing a video game. I want to have fun and like it's just weird.

My thing has always been with like, the Love Live game and Puzzle and Dragons and Pajama Princess, like the three iOS games I played the most of. I completely beat Pajama Princess and before I deleted it, I just bought a 2.0 microtransaction. Yeah, because you used it like a tip jar. Yeah, I played through the entire game

and then I just shut- I did that with the Tribes Vengeance. Where when it was on sale on Steam, I'll kick in 10 bucks if I ever come back, but mostly because I want to kick in 10 bucks. And for the other two that didn't actually have progression, when I just deleted them, I just said, okay, here's five.

Let's say Street Fighter V comes out and it's like either play through the story mode like 10 times to unlock 10 extra characters or you just rather give us $3 each. Well, fuck that. That's like how Gila is in online. Costumes. Like the costumes example already exists

and I bought all of those costumes. Exactly. I bought zero. I bought all of them as well. The other thing that Ubisoft had this week was, well, not technically them, but Patrice Daisy Lay has Panache Studios. Panache Studios?

I bet he's really mad about being referred to under Ubisoft news. Watch his studio get bought by Ubisoft. Like all his friends who are the stockholders betray him and sell to Ubisoft. Yeah, they sell to Ubisoft. And they fire him for a third time. And Eve just walks in the door

and he's like, you're out Patrice. This guy is just, I really hope whatever he's making comes out and it's cool. It was three months, I believe, that he spent before he got unceremonial. It's a quarter on believable. And so basically, yeah, Panache Studios,

this is his new Montreal Bay studio that he has set up. Sounds like a bunch of his former employees came along with him. And they're in a legal battle to get 1666 back with Ubisoft right now. Oh, I didn't see that part of that. They've been in that battle since he got

because his contract with THQ gave him full control more or less. He fucking owns the IP. But when Ubi bought THQ, they own the assets. It gets really messy. So they're like, you can have it. Just start over.

And he's like, I spent like two fucking years on this, giving my assets. Which are now like six years old. Like, it's fucked. I never met Patrice, but I worked with people that worked with him. And they're like, he's just super cool guy. He's awesome.

He loves video games. And it's like, he always was very like, not anti, he was just very like, I don't like the whole business end. I'm not a fan of this. This is how I made it do. I spoke to him a bunch when I worked with THQ. Yeah, he's a super nice guy.

This is how Ubi treats the guy who made the best Assassin's Creed game. Yeah. The reason he left Ubisoft when the more recent times was the annualization, right? Well, no, it was because he walked in for the second time.

And he just said, so are we still the same as it was last time? And they were just like, yeah. And he was just like, OK, well, that's all. Like, it wasn't like Patrice Seraphite. It was just like, no, it's still the same company. I still don't want to work. But that's the roughest fucking deal

to have something at an entirely different company. And THQ gave him a sweet deal. That was a sweet deal. They gave him too much, almost. Because the idea was that that would be THQ's Assassin's Creed. And they gave him that deal, even though he couldn't work for them for a year

because of a non-compete clause. Yeah, it was weight. But they paid him for that full year. Yeah. And then, oh, just the worst luck in the world. Yeah. Or somebody who is so talented. And apparently, he's a super nice guy.

So, you know, we'll see how that goes. But in the meantime, I hope it goes. Their logo looks cool. Their logo is sick. It's a really cool, like, vector render of antlers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That is cool.

And then on the flop side. Flop side. Flop side. That's the idea. Flop is doing good. Yeah. Like, a lot of people are impressed with that. And I saw that one.

And I didn't click on it because I immediately, like, saw comments from people like spoilers. But the hidden ending. Oh, the hidden ending. We got it. I like that. That's so cool. I think I heard about what it was.

In particular, for the tone that's 3 and 4 have. Yeah. That is the perfect thing because the protagonist is stupid. Yeah. Like, the whole plot relies on the protagonist being a moron. Yeah. And that's great. That is fantastic.

And I really like the villain now. Yeah. Yeah. It's unfortunate that he has, like, 11 minutes of screen time in the entire game. Well, just like Boss, right? Boss had way more than that. But it's still the same, like, disparity of, like,

he's on the box art, but he only... Yeah, they came out and said, like, Troy Baker's really busy. So the guy in the box... That's all you had time for. The guy in the box is barely in the game. I'm glad you're there. Here it is.

They have to write over this character around his fucking availability of the voice actor we want. Imagine if Konami just put out a Metal Gear game with Snake on the cover and then Snake wasn't in it. They did. I know. They did that multiple times. It's great.

I have a friend that works over there as well. That's a programmer. Yeah. And I saw one, this is getting posted around on Facebook, with an ending where it's basically like, there's a situation at the beginning of the game where... Somebody just tells you to wait. And you can just wait.

You can just wait. And then the whole thing... And you don't even wait that long. You wait. What is re... A reasonable amount of time. He says, I'll be back in ten. The villain gets a phone call on his cell and says,

can you hold on a second? I got to do some stuff on the phone and leaves. And he leaves for 13 minutes, which is totally reasonable to wait at a dinner table when somebody needs to take the phone. Right. And you wait. He just comes back.

And then the game's over. When he comes back, he just basically goes like... Don't spoil anything. If you know something... He goes like, thanks for... Okay. Cool.

Now let's get on with what you want to write. He just says, wow, what a gentleman. No one does this anymore. Yeah. Because of course your other option is... Is to play the game. Exactly. Yeah.

And so yeah, on Facebook, he was basically saying like, there's a bunch of people, like playtesters and things like that, or dudes that were working on it for the first time, that would start the game up, go on break, come back,

see credits rolling, and go, what the fuck? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what is this bug? What happened? You know? He's like, no, man.

Like he just... Everyone tries to do like, so test them on it. Yeah. They're just laughing their asses off. You're not telling? Yeah. That's genius.

I really... It's really... It's really huge disparity between like, unity coming out, a lot of people being disappointed versus like, Far Cry is just something that... Well, they're getting better each time.

It's for crazy people like me, that are all like, framerate nuts. Like, as anyone read, or seen the Digital Foundry, they're not Far Cry 4. Yeah. They tested the framerate,

and they test, they have like a 10 minute video up of their framerate testing with a little graph. It never moves. It never moves. It's a perfect locked 30. It never even hits 29.9.

That game performs perfectly. Satisfactorily, with no issues at all. Which is a weird, weird comparison to the game that came out the week prior. Right. Like, everything about Far Cry 4 seems to be like, hey, feel good, thumbs up.

And plus just aesthetically, all that stuff. Oh, it's so cool. Like, all the fucking tigers and that weird like, dimension and the elephants. And everything that's just about that game is just like,

wow, this went from like, because I remember I played Far Cry Classic not too long ago. And I was like, how did this, where you just jumped shmo in a fucking wine shirt, turned into like this really cool aesthetic. Because Crytek stopped making it,

and Ubisoft started making it. That's the easy entrance. Yeah, to be fair, when Ubisoft got it, we had all those rough patches like Far Cry Predator Instincts, Survival Predator Instincts. Yeah. Those were some rough times for Far Cry.

Speaking of rough patches. What? Sonic Boom. Wow! Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom. You know what? Move on to the next thing.

Maybe we'll explore that a little later. Maybe there's a reason I didn't talk about my week fully, because we're making a video this week. You know what's a good song? Sonic Boom. It's a very good song. You see that fucking pause bug?

No, no, no, no, no. Don't talk about anything. Don't talk about it. You're spoiling the channel. Actually, going back to Far Cry for a little second, I saw someone I was personally a little bummed about,

was just someone asking the director of Far Cry 4, will there be a Blood Dragon 2? And he goes, no. We're not doing that. And I just went, boo! I saw that. And then he just wrote,

we might have something cool in the works, but we're definitely not getting a Blood Dragon 2. All I care about is that it's by the same team that made Blood Dragon, whatever it is. You remember that old rumor

that there was going to be a Far Cry Blood Dragon 2 Vietnam War 3? Yeah. That was the full name of the title. That rumor was fucking great. I wish that was real. I want that Far Cry Blood Dragon

that they hinted at in Blood Dragon War. It was the Quebec Wars. Yeah. And the Hydro Plants were going nuts. I really want that to be real. That was the crazy, stupid thing. Like, it was, it was, he goes, oh, you tried to save me

during the Quebec War. I just were laughing my ass off. Like, every time a game is made in Quebec and they have that opportunity, they always just shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in.

They always shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in. They always shove Quebec in. I still remember rolling my damn eyes really hard in Assassin's Creed Brotherhood

Brotherhood, yes. When Ezio has to fake-speaking French. And the guys are like, your accent is fucking weird. And he's speaking with a Quebec accent. Where are you from? Montreal.

Yeah. Montreal doesn't exist at this point in time. But they just put it in there for funsies. And yeah, they have sex with all that. At least that would make sense.

We're using it online with Montreal right now. The Olympic Stadium, you gotta find some news for it. Well, no, like, Willie said, like, one of the first words in the game is Montreal.

The first word. And Assassin's- I'm the only dude in my first call. Yeah. The black flags, like, fake UB office that overlooks, like,

East End of Montreal. Yeah. In Assassin's Creed 1, you look out the windows and you go, that's fucking McGill. Yeah. That's McGill.

Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. Like, that's hilarious shit. But you don't get that feeling from other locations. Yeah. Well, Fallout games

are usually done in whatever city that the, like, like Fallout 3. No, you're completely wrong. Like, your Fallout 3 was based in Washington, because I wanted to do the camera. And that is where Bethesda is.

That's what I mean. But there are a bunch of Fallout games, and that's the only one that has that. I just meant that, like, Fallout 3. And because you can see

that there are probably Bethesda studios in the game. Yeah. Yeah. But that's the only one that that actually happens. And, of course, New York and L.A. have been, like,

completely mapped out in various games. Oh, yeah. Every single, I remember, I forget who was talking about it, but it's like, you'd go to E3

and, like, every single developer that had an L.A. level would force the L.A. Convention Center into the level so that they could go there

during the E3 demo. And the one that pops out to me is the Black Ops 2 demo thing like a while ago, where the huge firefight at the end is right in front of the L.A.

Convention Center. Ah, that's cool. It's like, yeah, I got it. That's cool. I'm at E3. But, yeah, actually,

you know who does that? Next, more than a next close than Montreal. Um, fucking Japan does it. Yeah. All the time.

Japan does it. Right? Acubus tripping in its entirety. It takes place just in that Kyabra. Yeah. The world ends with you.

Yes. Yakuza. There's going on station in SMT4. Look, I've been there, you know, like, yeah.

Even in games that don't take place in Japan, look, oh, here's Japan. Revengeance being one of them. Yeah. Let's go up in this, you're in Denver. Here's Japan's up in here

on the third floor or whatever. Of World Martial. Japan, Colorado. It's a real place. Armstrong calls it disgusting. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, and we also got the most efficient redundancy I've ever seen. It's great. The deck of Vita 7. Have you seen this?

I've seen this. Oh, it's the most I've ever seen in my life. The most infastingly pointless device I've ever seen in my life. It's such a cool idea.

It's so cool. I have to try it. So the Vita TV slash PlayStation TV, basically, this third party company. Upon mention of the Vita,

Matt leaves the room. I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom. I have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, at the drop of a hat, there. No, it's a third party company made a screen with

controller buttons. A shell, a shell. For your Vita TV. And it's larger than a normal Vita. Way larger. It's almost like a Wii U

GamePad. Yeah. You just grab your PlayStation TV and clip it into the back and you fucking play it. It's just a Vita without a touch screen.

And it's like that's a really cool idea. But nothing. Yeah, nothing. And of course, the ultimate version of this is the second revision that has TV out.

Yeah. If it wasn't so expensive, I would have bought it in an instant. For nullity. I'm already interested because I don't have a Vita. Oh, you just have a Vita TV.

So this might actually be useful. Yes. But you could buy a Vita for less money than that. Yeah. Yeah. I know.

That's the feeling I have too. Yeah. And carry my games and saves around them. Believe me, I'm eyeballing this. I don't even know if they'll ship to the west or anything.

This scratches the same kind of dumb itch as like those portable game cubes. Yeah. That you see. But those ones, I always really love

the portable game cube because you look at the back and the disk tray is just open. Open to the elements. Yeah. The portable PlayStation had that as well.

What are you supposed to do? Put a flip top in the back of your handheld? Nope. I didn't do that. My favorite was the UMD attachment for the PSP mini.

Good to go. I'm not going to PSP go rather. That was the best. Yeah. Because like how fucking like what a bad decision of you to buy this thing

to begin with. You're like, oh, I regret it. Now I've got to go buy the expansion. Yeah. It lets me play the older games with the

fucking spinning. I was at a flea market this weekend with my fiance. And I point to like the stack of PSP things and I go, hey, what's that?

And she's looking and it's like a logo of saw. And it says UMD and she goes, what is it? And I go, it's UMD.

And she goes, what? And I go, it's the most failed like video format of all time. And she's like It's up there with like

Divex and shit. And she goes, what's it for? And I go, the PSP, I think, but no. And she's like,

what is it have on it? I'm like, it's a movie. Universal media. But what's it for? I'm like, the PSP, I don't know,

I don't know. I bought two UMD movies because they were on sale at Walmart for $1. And I watched them. That's too much. And well, no,

for Holy Grail, that's a pretty good price. And I watched them and I was like, yeah, there's nothing wrong with this. I will never do this again.

I will never, like, you can't use this ever again on anything else. Like, there was never even, like, a player,

you know, that came out and failed. It was just the PSP. If they put it on a bunch of different stuff, it's like, Sony, it's called

the goddamn universal media disc. And it was the most locked down one system thing ever.

There was more freedom on the HDDVD. Yeah, almost. Oh, I still put a candle out for you, HDDVD.

Well, isn't it a cat that some friend got and like, yeah. That's right. And it's the most useless thing.

Yeah. You got a player for Christmas. Yeah, that's right. Did you ever buy anything, ever watch anything on it? No.

Did it even come with a movie? No. Do you still have it? I think so. For Novelty's sake, I'd love to take a look at it. Yeah. No,

I think I gave it back to my friend. No, put it in a barrel and bury it somewhere. Just somewhere there's some gamer hipster that's got

all the opposite formats. Yeah, got the A-track, got the beta, got the laser disc. Laser disc is actually good. That's the one that's weird. That's the one that's

got benefits, right? Laser disc was way higher quality than anything else. Yeah. But it's the size of a fucking vinyl. Yeah.

And he will still buy records, man. If you see one in its general direction, it's damaged forever. Hey, hey, you know why laser disc is okay?

You know why? Because it's face-off. Because of laser disc, we get to have re-unmastered Star Wars movies. Really? Yeah.

You play, we all play games on arcade sticks. Those are the sides of fucking shoeboxes. No, why can't we just use the controller?

Because the laser disc is, I'm saying the whole thing, like everyone that ever had a laser disc has scratched it. There is no such thing as an unscratched laser disc on Earth, right?

Yeah, that much I'll give you. You're totally right. That's how records are, man. The sheet's gonna play on a laser disc. The laser disc. The laser disc.

I remember listening to the commentary track on Street Fighter, the movie, the DVD version, is the commentary track that the director recorded for the laser disc

back in 94. So, his commentary is hilariously at a date. He's talking about President Clinton and shit. Jesus. And I'm like,

I've been watching this like 2007. And he's just like, yeah, a lot of people are saying that this movie isn't good, but when it comes out, they're gonna be blown away.

And he recorded it even before the movie had come out. So, he's talking about how it's like gonna change the world of video games and movies. It's hilarious.

Wow. Okay. Did you see that Project Totem is now kalimba? I did. Did any of you guys play that in packs?

No, I didn't. You must have seen it, at least. I didn't make a lot of time for the anything. Oh, it's a big tree thing, right? Because I ran that Bloodborne demo like six times.

It's not that game that was really lush and you were controlling a tree? No. No, no, no. This is a PC, Xbox One game where you play as,

you have a couple of players and you're a little bit stacked on top of each other. You know, a totem pole is a bunch of different things. Yeah, exactly. Each person is a different

thing and you can stack up and shit. So, there's two different colors. And you have to control both groups and like, or you're playing with co-op

and you have to work together for different colors and combinations. It's hard to explain, but when you see it, it's actually really fun. Yeah, it's pretty fun. And so, yeah, that's been

like a professional announced to come out because that was just in like, again, like an early beta phase, I think, when they had that, like going around for a while

and so now that's officially coming out. I want to say early next year, I think. You think? But yeah, the trailer looks really fun for that. And also,

randomly being announced is just cost three officially. Why not? Yeah. It was in Game Informer, right? Yeah. Boom. Those leaks.

Those leaks were the funniest things because like, were you guys aware of this at all? I was aware of this. Yes. I was aware of it. And I saw the leaks and it was like the micro

transaction leaks. And in my head, I was like, that doesn't exist anymore. That's gone. And everyone blew up because micro transactions. And I'm like,

I can't. Micro transactions and free to play. And I'm like, I can't say anything. And then, lo and behold, just cause three announced no micro transactions.

It's going to be a, yeah. That's it. Exactly. The only thing is, I'm sure that game will be great because it's like, they really got a second win

after all that weird multiplayer mod shit that went on. Yeah. That's right. Just cause two remained kind of like this underground kind of popularity for like six years.

I would agree with that. Is that I'm not a real fan of how the main character now just looks like Nathan Drake. Isn't it the same guy? It's Rico. Yeah. It's Rico.

It's Rico. The design is just a little more white wash than I remember. His hair is a little bit shorter. Browner. It just, when I saw it,

I went, is Nathan Drake in it? It's just my first impression of seeing it. It's the Colmograph effect. It's the Colmograph effect. He's a little, yeah.

A little, a little less Banderas, a little more. A little more bad, a little less good. Yeah. A little less conversation. Yeah.

I wonder if Bolo Santosi is going to be in there. Probably not. I miss Bolo Santosi. What did you just say? I was going to say, I wonder if they're still working on Mad Max.

They're still working on Mad Max. Yes. Yeah. They must be. Yeah. Because that game ruined me and Pat Wentty. Three years of Giant Barrel

said Mad Max. We said, where's Mad Max? We were like, it's not here. So it's, it's not ready. Two years ago,

and Mad Max Fury Road comes out this summer. So that thing's got to release soon. I'll do a Mad Max, but this is, this is here too. Okay. And like,

it's just amazing to me that like, like now the grappling hook is just, it's his character. Yeah. It's like, a biotic commando kind of thing. Might as well be a face attached to the grappling hook.

Yeah. And like, just cause one. It was like, no, it was just this action guy, you know, he happens to have this tool

and that's there, but now it's the whole thing. It's just action figure man with grapple hook action. Yeah. No, no. When are we going to get

an action man game by Avalanche? Well, we already have an action man game, I believe, but by Avalanche, they know what makes an action. They know how to amp it up

and dial it in. They do. Yeah, turn it on. God damn it. I don't know why, why really hasn't choked me

into like, let's play the action man game and see what's up. If it's good, because fans had told me like, it's actually pretty good. You got to save that

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Thanks, Lucrate. Thank you. All right, let's take some letters, man. Yo, letter time? Sure. Why not? Well, I can think

of a couple reasons. No. Sometimes people send in letters and then reading them physically hurts your eyes. Yeah, but you

couldn't name ten reasons. Ten reasons? Even if I paid you, you couldn't do it. Okay. Ten good reasons. Ten reasons not

to read letters. Brought to you by Patrick. Reading is for nerds. All right. That's a good reason.

Using your brain is also for lame-os. That's for try-hards, too. That's for try-hards. Using the Internet only helps

the Illuminati control all of our brains. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're right. I can't.

I got four. I got four. I'll give you five really strong reasons. Okay, I gotta get one more. No, no, I'm saying I'm giving you five.

I'm counting that as five. It makes Willie feel bad trying to read them because of his poor reading skills. Oh, have we upgraded

from being illiterate to poor reading skills? I'm saying illiterate. Okay. We don't want to rub it in too much. See,

a lot of people are wondering, how is it that Pat keeps saying that Willie can't read, and then Willie clearly reads all the emails? Right.

That's because before the podcast, Matt, Liam, and I all transcribed the podcast into picture form. Yeah. I'm rubbing braille,

basically. It's like a eyeball braille. Okay. It's like it's not words though, because that's what that would actually be.

If you have any more reasons and you want to send them in, where should you send them? That's the super best braille

podcast at Braille.G. Super best friendcast at gmail.com. What was that, Pat? Super best

friendcast at gmail.com. And if you're wondering what an audio visual representation of an email address

that specific without using any letters or numbers would look like, send us an email. Yep. And we might

answer it next week. We got what coming in. I'm trying so hard to make this sit. I'm really working it.

I'm working it. I'm putting on your high boots and your little skirt and you're working it. I'm working it. Work that booty. So that art

just now exists. Thanks, Bob. In advance. Shout out. Well, we already saw Pat and Etta. What was the

one with I just had a problem is he's doing so many that like every second lose track. I'm just like, what is this one even that I said?

Or was it something that someone said when I wasn't around? No, I just think I think he has a dark part inside of him that just like we all do.

And he's just like, I got to draw Pat and that naked making out. 50% of that part. But that one happened.

That was one of his better pieces. Yeah. Hang it on the wall. We got one coming in from Gustavo. And Gus wants to know which is it serious

question. I loved your role in season three of Breaking Bad. I really did as well. Absolutely. Fucking Pollo Sormano. So that's the best anyway.

What the fuck does the Yokami game over screen look like? I don't know. I died once in that game. So I know I saw it to the

to me it was to the Fox. Yeah. I died once in the game. And when I got to the end of the game, that one death was enough to cut me

out of the S rank, which meant I couldn't get the Amatorasu costume. I don't know. I got the Amatorasu costume. Well, I guess me it was time also.

Time. Okay. I have no idea. I have no idea. That's a really good question. That's fantastic. We should go

open on that a little bit more. It's like, yo, Yokami's an amazing game. You're never going to lose. That game is easy.

Yeah. That's why it's so long because if it was short, then you'd be really like chunk changes. Yeah. Instead it's like, dude, that game is like

60 hours. Like that. I can imagine if Kirby was many hours long. That that like Okami's like value length was shocking. It was because that

game honest just builds up to the final boss fight. And then the game like essentially gives you what is probably credits and then goes, no, you ain't seen shit and we're going to go

and we're going to go. It's like a whole, the analogy that I've used it's its own trilogy inside a single game. Inside itself. Yeah. And I like

Oh my god. I think that Okami 2 is the best of the three followed by Okami 1 followed by Okami 3. Holy shit, it's a trilogy in one game. Basically.

The way that builds up. Yeah. Only Okami and Die Hard Trilogy ever pulled it off. Yeah. Mordor only got two. Yeah. Mordor only got two.

Mordor only got two in there. Pathetic. Pathetic. Trilogy. I feel like the Mario, the new Mario formula of like having a

satisfactory point where a casual person would stop playing. I'd eat the game and then unlock the 10 extra levels. Yeah. Like they did that

and they didn't put credits up. That's kind of how that went. Yeah. What a fantastic game. We've got one coming in from, oh chatterbox once again, asks about strategy guides.

Hey, subpar best friends. Do strategy guides written for video games have any practical use while most people have easy access to the internet and therefore online facts? I feel pre-mustral strategy guides

have gone the way of the physical disc copies and they aren't really necessary anymore. They used to be really, really good because you need to see the only way you were going to get it.

There's still some good ones. Like I bought the wonderful 101 and Revengeance ones because I just want to pull money into that hole. Yeah. And I'm thumbing through them and I actually used them

in some instances where it's like what are the numbers I need to hit to get an S rank for this section. So the problem is... And having those numbers... Yes. The problem is that people

immediately data mine these and throw them up on the net. Well, of course. What I was going to say is like I think that with Revengeance and Bayonetta you get a beautiful hardcover book.

Yeah, that's true. This is the Bayonetta with the ribbon? Yeah. I am not going to crack that up in too often. I got the Hyrule Warriors art book.

I didn't have any interest in it. When the guy pointed out to me I went eh. And with that again I went yeah. They had like a giant section for art.

I said yes, sure. Exactly, right? But I think the little loose floppy things like I bought the Street Fighter one. I got the Marvel one because frame data, right?

Yeah. So for fighting games I really enjoy buying them usually because they come out of the game. And I just want to learn everything I can right before the game comes out.

I remember buying the Dark Souls 1-1 just in case. There was a point where I was just like man, fuck. But I mainly bought it for New Game Plus. So like when I beat the game I could now open it

spoiler free and be like oh that's where that is. But by the time I had beaten the game three or four patches had come out that totally invalidated the strategy guy. Yeah.

That happens more and more and more and more. Yeah. Where like not just bug fixes but like anything with an online component like that strategy guy is not worth the paper

it's printed on because it's going to change. And you know, but when we're playing doing this lock as well it was convenient. It was very handy to have apps.

To not have to turn to a laptop or anything. I would always much rather have a book to my side or in front of me on my exact counter or else. Then be pulling up

my fucking phone and scrolling through it. Definitely. I had another one with Pikmin 3 after I just blasted through that game

I bought the strategy guy because I fucking love it. And I was pouring through it in my bed and I was like oh my god I could do this so much quicker if I went like looking at the maps

in a kind of open game. It's not just like railroaded corridors the whole way through. Like it really like kind of makes you think about repeat plays and you learn.

It's good for games like that which it's not like because how to beat that's not what they're good for anymore. Like Call of Duty strategy guides are hilarious. Like I don't know about the multiplayer

halves of them because I've looked at them and been like changes all the time. I figure that's the case. But the single player sections like what? No.

Also just elaborate maps and locations on the maps. Because not every FAQ has like external links like that. And not every FAQ will have like accompanied video

to show you something. Well when you get to an FAQ and you'll be like where's this object? It's near the third horizontal bar on the opposite end of the cathedral.

And you're like Yeah. The Fallout 3 guide actually helped me a lot with stuff like that because I'm like That one's like a fucking Bible. It's a first of all

it's so enormous that it's going to be like six months before anyone compiles something of this magnitude. And the other thing it's like dude I need

the 50 Nuka Colas. I need them. Where? Where are they? How? And stuff like that. It's like you have a good nice map

overview of areas like that DC area in the middle was so complicated and like yeah stuff like that. Like one of the reasons to like

kind of justify books a little bit more is that like when Keeler Erneston came out it was a strategy guide they labeled it the ultra fan book. So it was half a strategy guide

half an art book and half a making of of the thing. So you did your game like let's say you got like some game like is a middle sort of thing

like if you want to put out something for extra people to buy as a strategy guide it might not be enough like split it into two instead of like putting out one.

I remember there was a it was a two pack when the Assassin's Creed one came out there was a two pack where it was bounded the art book and the strategy guide

one. That's a colossal waste of money in that sense. In Japan in Japan that's the thing you get a lot more often like I have the near

like strategy guide slash art book and like I know this sounds shitty because I own a lot of books I think that's my favorite book that I own like all of the art

and stuff in there and all the side stories and like there's so much stuff I'd really love it. Japanese things like overload with information. Yeah.

Well yesterday I received the Freedom Wars Japanese like strategy guide in the mail which is 500 pages long and it's gone. I'm looking through it

I'm like this is the best this like where it's like where do I get this material here oh it's in this mission. Perfect. That reminds me

that I just talked about how the Dark Souls one guide is not like useful but Epic Name Bro wrote the Dark Souls 2 guide

and that thing kicks ass because there's tons of shit in that guide that is not in the game because he was like so what's the deal

with this character? Like Nashandra? What's the deal with Nashandra? And the devs just told him and then he wrote it in the guide

and that's where most of that comes from. Oh, lore stuff. Yeah. Oh wow. Like you can't get

all Dark Souls 2 story without the guide in the game and that's fine because the story doesn't need to be understood. I was going to say the Demon's Souls strategy

guide is also really really good. I heard that's super rare like I've looked at it. Well it comes with the limited edition. So yes. I can lend you one.

You lend it to me and then I'll just keep it. No. You said you had three? I do have three. Lend me one for money infinitely. I'll give it back to you

when I'm dead and maybe even then not. Yeah. But I might be like on top of it dead and it might be smeared. They might have to be the centipedes will carry

back to you. The book will be smeared. Oh thank you centipedes. How centipedes are really smart? Yeah. They're really you know they run at like three meters per

second. No. That's why they're so scary because when you see them on the floor you go and then they're gone underneath your furniture.

Yeah. So the only way to get them is to spray all the corners and that'll that'll like let them down and then you just have to

watch your floor for hours you know with your shoe ready and if you miss it then they know. You know those like

sticky bug traps? Once I have all over my apartment if it goes on one of those it'll pull its legs off and regrow them. Yeah. It'll just

it'll just fucking cruise on and what an awesome apartment. They're awesome. It won't actually kill the insect. But it will

give him one of my neighbors a year and a half ago and they're really sticking about the thing. I know he's thinking really bad pharaoh and problem

and as a result the entire floor got ant spawned or whatever and they put you know they put the little sticky things and they put the traps

and they put it everywhere and then when they came back to check on it like six months later like yeah you got no ants like what should I do with the traps?

You're like well if you don't like them you can get rid of them but if you just leave them there they'll just work forever so that

they'll look but if you look in my bathroom at every point in my house all that bug glue and traps are they are never

going to move ever I'm sure there are like a bunch of dead bugs on the like sides of my apartment but what are you

trying to get in fuck them yeah Well he's thinking about that ad where will pharaohs going these these new bug

bug traps what happens is that pincers grab each of the bugs legs and pull them off and he is held tight by an adhesive then

burning cotton balls are inserted in all of its orifices while a small piece of food is dangled just out of reach true

this won't actually kill the bug why but it won't get in place I think it will go back until it's

right where it's in hold of course it is yeah hot pincers then burn his reproductive organ

I don't remember but that's yeah that is it so yeah in the end strategy guides yeah why not

they're fun we've got one from Frack Truck and he wants to know if we've ever thought about non t-shirt

merch ideas there's some stickers he said I'd buy the hell out of an order of the storm viewers patch that sounds really cool

okay because like here are some stickers since never yeah no you've been asking us and then when we talk

to the people that we actually talk to we just ignore that we're working on a a pat button mouse pad there you go um

so you get the cheeks to hold up your wrists yeah I'm in talks with people for the woolly hat that has the dreads and your boot tan on it

and if you just go to any weed storm just just get back there no say hi to woolly behind the counter

yeah there's all weed stores all of them all weed stores are staffed by woolly there's the posters and the stickers

but we've talked to the shark robot guys here and there and they have some interesting ideas they have some really cool like smash brothers gold pins

for like different logos and stuff we were thinking about stuff like that trying to get you think we can join pity arcade maybe

it would be nice if we could do a car it would be nice yeah the thing with new merch is that they have to figure out that even the way

the merch is like if it's a new thing like a book or something they have to make sure that it sells before there's a lot of back end there's a lot of back end but yeah hopefully

like in the future we'll have some different stuff we plan on selling merch until we die yeah pretty much so there's plenty of time for expansion

we got one kind of not until I die by the way until we die don't actually worry about it it's been two weeks from now

I've at least got another year yeah at least a year you're young this job is killing you but you're young he's working nine to five

we got an appropriate one from no we don't Matthew who wants to know Matt are you emailing podcasts again the question

would be a lot really I'm really tempted I'll be honest I'm really tempted to like make a bunch of fake but then you have to

you have to bet that Matt will just waste your time no it'll waste your time too no no no it doesn't cancel out it's in your favor

he's doing this because though your time is gonna kick out Matt has a ton of time on his head because I'm gonna kick out of it sitting there like I bet

well he's gonna get super mad when he reads this then he has to she was to read it it's a fucking crap show what's the question dude people are doing

the work for you I know what's the question he wants to know what the best activities to do during a snowstorm are because he enjoys

reading manga with a cup of cocoa sledding fucking sledding get your sled out and go like hit the street there was that video

of that guy that was snowboarding down one of our streets that was frozen over there that shit's amazing that was really sick I used to live

down near Atwater and like in the back kind of there's some streets that are less filled with people and you can get some

really good sledding jolly's over there like this is a serious answer but this is as close as I'm gonna get to talk about this

but it's very rare and I remember you told me once about a day that you were testing a driving game

and you you told me that you were testing dirt I was playing dirt and you had tested it under the ideal conditions it was so beautiful

it's like you had a nice come it was a Sunday morning we all got up because we had to start early we had to do a hundred man test on it

and we got up and we went in at like like seven or so like really early crack of dawn the weather was perfect

we got the coffee I was up and alerting it was just the lights were low in the office and everyone was relaxed and we just

it was the best day of testing I had a similar thing this morning when I woke up at nine which is

really early for me and popped in the VPN thing for Dragon Age and the very first level in Dragon Age is the exact

weather we have today and and it starts at the same time of day that I started the game and you know what

that perfect like I have a nice big open window and the light like the light hitting the snow outside lights my room yeah

right it lights my apartment and that hit me and it was nice early and I had this nice cup of coffee and I was like relaxed

dude that is so rare that your settings match yeah yeah yeah and if you have a winter game like there's a lot of time like late at night

like go play Metal Gear Solid 1 exactly right that's what I was thinking of it fits it's just like yeah and it's always been Super Mario Bros. 3

where I just want to play that with hot chocolate and a robe and just like try and relive that childhood Christmas of all those that time

well I was going to say ever since Galaxy comes out it's been Galaxy I've been going to because Galaxy is amazing maybe I'm going to try Galaxy 2 this year for that for me

for me it's like whenever the yeah for me the way I like calm down and get like those feelings out is whenever that happens

I do two activities at once yeah I find like don't play a game that's going to be I don't play a game that's going to be like fully engaging

I want to play something that's like less engaging and listen to an album or a podcast or an audio book at the same time like I find that

way more soothing try and recreate the snow day exactly by hey it's your day off just turn all of it off that's the most important thing

yeah like I set an alarm for when I had to come here but aside from that this phone was going to tell me nothing even if like oh your building's on fire

no I don't care I'll smell the smoke like my PC was like quiet I didn't have any like programs around like just

cut yourself off the weather did have the job for you so in summary when it's snowing don't go outside rely on technology and ignore it

there you go look out the window and be like yeah I'm doing this make sure to get your cocoa before it starts snowing though or you're fucked

you'll never get that shit throw out the cocoa yeah that was the only part of my morning that I kind of fucked up I had to walk out to Tim's to get the coffee what are you going to do

right and remember I stormed 98 yeah do you remember how valuable handheld console fucking time was I didn't have one back then

oh you did oh my god dude I read goose bump books the entire time I was reading the reel of time by candlelight

yeah and that's kind of awesome no that's pretty sick that's pretty sick and we of course a lottery everyone did a lot of reading because no electricity across

the entire city for weeks but we had a wood burning stove but like what you're going to call it if you had a game boy and it wasn't dead

yeah oh my god you rationed out the battery life on that thing I had game boy and battery so it's fine I was coasting

we just but I'll be real I was making snowmen and like just being so happy I didn't have to go to my grade one classes well yeah

but it was great that was great for the first four days I can't remember most of it and then there was the other week and a half

and then it hit the point where your dad's like don't go outside the trees are attacking people their people are dying because they're getting crushed by ice

it really depended on where you live like you lived on a farm I lived in the country where there are lots of trees around or was it like a field well

I was at my mom's place most of the time so it was just like a big opening and then fucking trees surrounded me so the burbs kind of protected

every single person had a very large tree in their front yard you were back in Chattagé you remember it and that meant that every street was a death trap

because they were all coming down randomly there was a guy two streets over that had his house cut in half by the tree that fell the wrong way

into his home sliced right down I believe it man you can go see the pictures of the super twisted electric towers that were just contorting onto themselves

like they were made out of aluminum foil silent hill shit it was really fucked up but I just remember rationing out that battery because we weren't getting more batteries

anyway you could get more batteries you enjoyed if you wanted to go down the Canadian Tire and fight someone for them for the $35 batteries those fucking vultures

dude those or get on the bus the death bus my favorite part of that because I look back at hindsight is when okay

there's the people in my neighborhood that stayed because we had wood burning stoves in our basements so we could do it you could just camp in your basement

but we had if anybody knows this we had three courts of wood for the whole for the winter which is fine when you have electricity

we blew through that in like nine days yeah easy and then the dad's like okay well we gotta go get more wood or leave the province

and okay where do we go get wood dad and I'm like how 98 I must have been like 10 to 13 you know around that

and okay the cops have set up a wood drive and it's a bunch of cops ready to go

like terrified clearly afraid as you drive up and the cops will help you put some wood in your trunk yeah

and they were scared because they were terrified the dudes were just no I need all this wood yeah yeah yeah you need it like

and the worst part about the ice storm is that our neighbors across the street left

within three days they couldn't hack it they were babies they got power five days in we were out for 17

and we could see the lights on across the streets oh man yeah I know they couldn't hack it but they had power

no they left and then their power came back like within a day yeah yeah yeah because they were on one of the good

circuits yeah we we went we went for a good week and a bit just with nothing and then we had

a cousin who had power so we went there god damn shower and then they lost their power shit and then we all

went to the next person's and we just fucking ping-ponged yeah until it all came back yeah man ice storm 98

good times good experience if you weren't mauled by a tree yeah that's true yeah well no none of that happened

people were just scared that it would happen but none of it actually actually pan out that much but just but like I think the ice storm

resulted in like four total fatalities uh actually well there one tree fell one tree with an icicle fell on one woman

yeah and killed her and all the other fatalities were old people that were like you have to leave your house and they just died on the way out

there was like no my home it was rough it was rough uh we got one coming in from Phil and

one glass Jesus Christ has there ever been a game where you nearly quit playing but you didn't and then you went on to really love it that's cool

recently there was natural doctrine which I nearly quit playing and then I did um but but no where you see

you tap you're about to tap out and then you just go you know uh like I I'm either going to give up

or I'm not like I've never turned back from the urge to give up because once I've stopped having fun

with something like maybe I'll play for 20 more minutes and it's never become it's never pulled me back you know

like that point where I'm actually ready to go fuck right nothing's ever been good enough to pull me back

feeling once I've gotten there the closest one I can think of is Nier which I don't think anyone here has played

but early in the game there's a there's a fishing minigame that is not it's not super clear and like some reviewers actually

just didn't even get past it and got completely stuck at the fishing and a lot of people were on the internet like how the fuck do you do the fishing

and um I remember me at the fishing I was like this isn't fun I had a review where he's like this fucking fishing

bullshit stopped my review here's the review it's because he and I did the same thing where the guy teaches you to fish

and you fish right there and you can't catch a fucking fish because these fish are like strongman fish and you're actually supposed to go to the beach

over there and fish over there where there's all the weak prissy fish but there's no way like most people didn't

catch that and like what are the games I've ever played I need to change what I said because I'm completely wrong

there is one game and that game is demon souls I remember you stopped that and you were like this is garbage I started that game

because dark souls was coming out and a friend of mine was ranting and raving about how amazing demon souls was and I said okay

and I picked it up and I hated it I fucking hated it and I just put it down immediately I hated it

put it back down I'm surprised picked it up like a month before or two months before dark souls came out and I was like okay

and I hated it and I hated it and then I beat the tower of Latria and what is the best game I've ever played in my life okay and like

I had to turn that corner death is brutal man death is not for babies it's tough like I don't know I enjoyed that one

on a common day from day one you're lucky then because I had to no it's like it's not like I totally get you I can't blame you at all

I'm having a hard time thinking of one I must have I have kind of got one but it's not like I'm like oh that was great I'm glad I finished it

but it certainly ended on a stronger point I know like people might scoff but like Dante's Inferno was a thing where I kept going through it

because it's like I always want to see a cool thing because that really creepy concept artist worked on it so there are some bosses that I always want to see

and there is this one layer of hell towards the end not the last one because the last one was cool that's when I'm glad I saw it finally there's the one where it was like

all it was was combat challenges and you're on these three platforms and the woman would be yelling at you about doing something and I'm like what does this have to do this layer of hell it makes no sense

it was like that's treachery yeah it's the combat challenge before Pride that sounds like bullfight yeah and Pride's the final level

but it's really just a boss fight and but when you finish the game and the fight with Satan is cool I guess and he looks awesome Satan's got a huge dick yeah it's a big gold dick

and it's physics based yeah like the giant creature no man is fighting you and his huge flopping dick is just

flying all over the place nice it's just a plague viciously installing the game anyway the PSP version of those animations are canned damn

and the last cutscene was really cool and I was like oh well I'm glad I kind of stuck through just to see this I was like Dante's Inferno kind of sucks but I still wanted to see

Dante's Purgatorio and Dante's Paradiso yeah and which the ending hints at because the ending of Paradiso is awesome because it's a god damn circle it's a circle

it's awesome but we're never going to see it also Purgatorio much more interesting than than Inferno the closest thing I could think of is Namco X Capcom

you didn't beat it no that's the thing and that's what I was going to get to is like not the new one not cross boring no the original Namco X Capcom

the original cross boring where I'm going through it and I'm soldiering on I'm just giving me something give me fucking something and then you get Guy in Captain Commando and fucking you know

they all just show up and it was another 10 hours and you're like yeah and then you keep going and you know and you're like fucking Dig Dug Guy yeah

and then mega no no I played that game for like 35 hours didn't see Mega Man exactly and then you know like it keeps you going because you get that boost

around mission 25 26 that was cross boring's problem it gave you too many cool people right away and then you have nothing nothing for so long

that game is such a shame because boy is it it managed to make the like less cool characters like Jill and Chris feel really cool yeah but then it was just like

oh but have zero and have everyone right now and and like well you just burn out so fast the moment I knew something was off with that

was when it was like it wasn't even mission 10 yet and you had that thing happen where the mission starts up and all of your awesome units spawn in like boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

because right there because that's that moment is supposed to be like the end of a super robot wars game where you've got the full fucking team as far as we know

yeah and then and then you and you get like you get everyone showing up going like yeah I'm here to fight too and that was like barely seven or eight missions in and they're doing that already

you've got one you're pulling your one new character or team every mission and that and that meant that those missions would stay smaller

for longer instead of the like the the the oh god the sacra wars level was the one where I just went

oh my god this is so long it's like the ninth level in the game and it took me like 90 minutes and there's like 40 levels

50 levels like that game yeah stretch out your load yeah stretch it out make it stringy and then

stretch it out stretch it all over it got to the place that Namco X Capcom got to at mission 40 like at mission like

10 yeah and it was just like this is going to be ugly this is going to be bad just tap out there's no one left and these battles take

fucking forever and you can lose the battle 20 minutes in but not know it until 60 minutes in yeah I'll tell you what though King teamed up with Felicia

right that's awesome and they're both big fans of Hagar yeah that will keep your spirits going for a while tell you what

synergy let's take one from Connor Connor you're boring Connor says I have a drug problem crack isn't doing it for me anymore and I find myself in need

of something stronger should I get into persona dude it gives you that feeling right it's just that I need like

I remember going to work and just being like I need friends dude Yosuke is hanging out

at the Junes right now and I need like fuck like it was it's that

point in my life where nothing was going on yep right and it was like I came home took my pants

off switched right into the pajamas grab the wig grab grab grab grab the PS2 controller

and ignore my own damn life because yeah no yes yes you should one of those other

crack games like you guys are on about the master hunter or in the hunting game right yeah that's slow release drugs

whereas persona here's all the drugs right now like I mean getting into persona now like there's no better time like persona queues coming out in like a day

if you like like no I'm saying if you like get your anodyssey like Vita TV cost 100 bucks well and I was also going to

say in like dancing all night next year so there's persona stuff going on yeah but it's like if you're like I've been waiting because I don't want to

just get a Vita for persona for golden yeah it's like it's now at the point where the dumb purchase for the one game makes sense

is the lowest price like ever it's also but it's the one game but also persona three but also dancing also there you know like

one and two and two two yeah and if you like persona you'll sure love mine zero oh no Liam no I remember you being like

yeah this game looks good and then like the instant you touched it you were just like I I started playing it and I was like oh this is bad

and like 10 hours in I was like okay this really isn't that bad and then it ends on a brutal cliffhanger and

wait for mine one and who knows if that's gonna I do it's not but it's probably not yeah but like that game was actually

alright after the terrible first hour worse than the answer no and the answer is an expansion the answer is like okay mine zero is its own thing

so like actually the combat is really like unique and different from persona here's a pro tip for anyone getting into persona

the answer is not worth it like I told that to Willy and you had the correct response which was maybe

but I need to know for myself fine right but it's not worth it it is it's not because not only is the game

not not fun but the answer that you get the actual like answer to the question

is not worth it and yeah yeah it's better unanswered and we're gonna take one from try

who says try advice to to try city or to try heart no try is in like Vietnamese

oh like that I didn't even know that remember I just know that there's a there's a point where they tried doing that with triple H

they tried changing his name to try ugh ugh yeah for they said remember there was a

couple of raws where they tried that they said yeah they tried it they wanted another name instead of the game whatever and then it goes

try just go with just go and jump all the Vic Vic no go for for uh what was this dumb stupid name

in WCW nose face oh Jesus oh fuck it's gone oh terrorizing terrorizing okay so

advice to convince my parents oh about my parents were born in the 50s they were the generation who grew up with only movies and classical music I love JRPGs

they hate me playing in my room they think I should go to a movie theater or watch some movies for entertainment I try to convince them that games are the same art form

and they but they never listen to me they believe video games will ruin my life do you have anything that can help convince them to accept video games no

they're both old people you know what there's not much to do you are kind of you leaving the house that is what will convince them you can get them to play heavy rain I was gonna say

you can do that and it might work for a second and they might be like this is the worst written movie I had it was not it was a lot of worse it was not until I

fucking got into this job that my parents changed their mind about video games I had to god damn get a job playing video games before my parents were like yeah okay video games

like maybe just maybe just wait for the Game of Thrones game to come out and like if they're fans of that maybe that'll be a thing a really cinematic game no

but it's a rough fucking thing play D4 in front of them their minds will be blown yeah I think you're screwed I honestly I can't think of a good answer put up with it I vividly remember

Pat you're not gonna stay inside the house all summer you're gonna go out play baseball I played baseball when I was a kid I'm like mom I go to a fucking baseball field

there's no like what the fuck am I supposed to do everyone's being cool playing video games exactly you're super you go to artsy answers

like Shadow of the Colossus or like Journey that's not gonna work it's not gonna work on old people they'll be even more confusing like this is pointless you gotta show them the good stuff like Castlevania

yeah no that's not vanguard princess stop talking about vanguard if you show your parents monster mon peace they will certainly understand your fight or they will walk you out

okay here's what you do here's what you do doki doki manjo shippen that'll do it your parents are like bugging you and they're like you know they're gonna be like they're gonna come into your room

and they're gonna see your playing persona and you've got your and they're gonna be like ugh these fucking kids so next time your mom knocks on your door and you're playing games you don't wanna take shit just be

mom I'm jerking off come on there you go I'm jerking off all over here that being said the problem here is not even that bad in the sense that your parents

want you to go watch movies yeah these are awesome too yeah it's not that big of a deal but I know here's the trick play a lot of Metal Gear and then if they walk in

they'll be like oh you're watching a movie yeah I'm thinking about like like old Asian parents though in this sort of typical way oh you're double screwed

man they're not gonna change try isn't it we're being like we're being super super stereotypical so yeah you're probably fucked

mm uh brrr yeah sorry on that note we started and ended this podcast with racism

yep we're doing good it's a you might say it's an Uroboros of races not bad the seriously they'll try

you're fucked yeah just one last little bit you guys see the screenshots of Game of Thrones yeah I did looks really good those actual pictures

are really fucked like the compression is weird of course weird bits going on the graphical quality it's a mix of Game of Thrones

and Telltale yeah it looks like that is the Telltale version of Tyrion yep even Cersei makes me not want

to hit her for one second just for the one and you know like it's nice to see like as we mentioned before like they have the recognizable

faces in there because HBO's Game of Thrones you know they're totally making sure that you have also that like

saw those screenshots saw like a lot of like worries because like right away the first screenshot I saw is here's Tyrion yes

you will encounter and hang out with Tyrion at some point good enough for me I'm on board here's Cersei and here's Marjorie and I think that was it

no no no we saw someone else there we saw the bastard of Bolton as well so those voice actors

ain't coming back actors yeah exactly hmm hello you need to get the guardian oh I'm Tyrion

I could tell you about the traveler's greatest moments like no here like this I could tell you about all the awesome shit you could get

but I won't actual dinklage and like it's clear that man's no voice actor that man is an actor yeah well he could like they got

fucking Lena a head lead to do the fucking voice game that we played for her small part they did actually

I think HBO you know what let me backtrack that's not fair to dinklage because they also got the guy who plays Cedric Daniels in the wire in Destiny

and he has the exact same fucking problem they just told them to not act the voice direction is just garbage in that fucking they said

we want you to be a monotone robot yeah and he nailed it nailed it he acted and then they're like no you need to

dial that down you'd be like yeah right like we want you he has like four lines in the entire game and they're terrible

we want you to do these lines as if you just woken from a coma you're kinda still half in it as well so I'm just gonna go with that and that just makes me think

of something that people will find that soon enough but voice acting robots that actually do a really good job are in

something that Liam and I took a look at not too long ago yes they absolutely are people will find that about that soon enough cause you can do good robot voice acting

voice acting you mean that's an Amy Koof no we'll bleed right into the watch with this I guess she's a robot voice acting robots

helping all their clients wearing tiny mini skirts and being self-reliant like that just totally works they're not allowed to be self-reliant

I was gonna say yeah but when they can be they'll be amazing sure they'll be what do we watch them I'm gonna I'm gonna finish

Dragonfall and Dragon Age I'm gonna finish Dragonfall and there's no way I'm gonna finish Dragon Age

apparently that game's like 120 hours old but that's like two pat days no I blew three weeks on Skyrim and those were

dedicated like weeks so is anyone picking anything up on this November the 18th MTA wallet day

I'm getting GTA V also okay I'm likely gonna get WWE 2K15 to laugh and laugh and laugh at it

that's what you do with those games yeah it's a real shame but yeah Project Diva F-Seconds coming out

so I'm gonna pick that up so I can laugh and laugh I already played the Japanese release but I do

wanna support it and like I'm feeling a bit of franchise fatigue from it so you're just gonna pick it up and be like

and I was like I I don't wanna take a minute and it's been eight months so maybe maybe this will make me wanna get into it

but like for anyone saying I'm feeling why are you feeling franchise fatigue it's cause I've been playing them for like six years ever since they

like yeah he's not one of you new school hop on the new bandwagon with the vocal voice I wasn't gonna say that he's one of these fucking OG

back when she was just a vocal track and a video editor that's true super space in the database wow

wow wow black rock shooter black rock shooter that's always funny why are you making fun of that song it's fine

I'm going to continue to follow my what am I like about black things whee I'm gonna continue

to decipher the code that is windows eight its called I got my new I got my new

little tower and it has windows 8 on it is it 8 or 8.1 I assume is there a god damn start menu no then upgrade to 8.1

it's free 8.1 is just basically service pack yes sure SP1 get that I'm wrapping my head around it

and like the revulsion I had upon the first time I used windows 8 I've gotten past that phase would you say it's subsiding

or you just got past it I got past it okay but there and it does work but there is some other garbage yeah

some hidden garbage I got windows 7 and honestly I'm really interested in to see how far I can go yeah that's usually what I do

I like I rocked XP for as long as they would let me even if I get new PCs and they're like we don't even do windows 7 anymore

which isn't going to happen because I get my PCs from NCIX and they always do that shit I still got my fucking windows 7 going anyway I can keep that shit

going forever and they've already said that security updates for 7 are going to continue until 2020 feature updates are going to stop

this January but security updates are going to continue you can push your windows 7 install until 2020 yeah that's something and I'm going to

maybe well I mean windows 9 and then you can I mean windows 10 yes I'm sorry that's what I meant you're sorry

how did you forget that if they had no reason to upgrade from windows 6 to windows 10 and the whole I use on 10 device that would have been fine

but the fact that they internally called it windows 9 for years and then it's just one it's the

it's the most confusing thing ever everyone in every industry doesn't know how to name anything anymore nothing has a good name

nothing good day sir all right kind of awesome yeah that was all right I'm still mad about the new 3DS

that's yeah that one's bad like that like that one just opened the floodgates of my brain where they all all the bad names connected

and I just I can't I can't it's getting messy it's getting messy is anyone picking up dog's tomorrow

so I'm going to finish off the comeback I'm going to keep laughing you know the comeback's coming back right the comeback is coming back we come back

the back down it's like the easiest title to write for your article ever and like now that I know and care I'm really glad it is

yeah it's a good show just glance down this right now what's what's being said right there why what's happening oh my god

Liam put it in Jojo no Kimmy on that bull can all star battle too what Playsia made a listing for it nobody knows

be the thing that could be a thing it could be a thing just add every more character hey do you guys want a developer do you guys

want speed wagon playable more money I could always go for more money so I can understand when people also want more money

it's the exact same game but there's a few more moves on the Jojo Leon part and one more speed wagon please Jojo lion whatever

speed wagon playable I will double like that's it oh my god that's that'd be tough that'd be tough

no way I'm thinking of a different guy you're thinking of a different guy but anyway put in that limp biscuit guy put in put in

fucking fry yeah limp biscuit exactly what's coming up what's coming up we got more evil within obviously

we got more Cora more Cora we got more dark souls of which by the way will we the parts you uploaded lately

they're rough they're rough they're real like shocking turnaround I'm reading the comments of people like dude just go back to the old equipment yeah

and it's like no just one or two episodes more and that'll go away just wait I promise that's the advantage of streaming over

you know you can't tell people that beforehand that reminds me last night I watched that guys hour run of beating dark souls

with no hacks or any oh yeah that's you look at it your eyes open up and you go

that's fucking impressive yeah yeah Cora's ending yeah Cora's like not only continuing but already over so we're starting a new thing

I don't want to talk about that for a second is that going to be up yeah it'll be up immediately following exactly me and woolly are doing a fall did

a full LP of the fall which was again but it's winter I know that's confusing it was poor timing but we sat down to do a one-off

and half an hour in we were like should we do the full LP this is really good this is really good so it turned into a full LP and I'm just going to put out

a little PSA here which we spoke about we were really happy with that LP the fall it turned out really really well from no expectations

to this is excellent we think it's really good that said the audio quality unfortunately takes a dip because in our second recording session

the recording program accidentally opted to use a laptop's internal microphone again again this is happening you think I'm happy with this I'm not happy with this

the only person it hasn't happened to is me because I don't have a laptop but I'll admit that like from the way this bug works

I would have totally done it once yeah and so people at home who have want to make videos tear that internal microphone

out of your laptop or at the very least disable it like kill it just yeah PSA if you can't deal with that

maybe you shouldn't make sure start it make sure you put an annotation in those no the annotation is going to be there let everyone know so it's going to be episodes

episodes five and six and final which are going to be like double or triple like five and six are going to have a hit on the audio quality because that unfortunately you know

episodes one and four are fine that being said though the events and the escalation of the game are fine awesome and like I encourage everyone

to check that out I'll download that I downloaded Tengabi like I mentioned before don't confuse it for the other spaceman visor game the swaper

it's not that this is the different it's in the same genre of lost mute spaceman adventure space lost mute spaceman

adventure time space exactly it's in the same genre it's very different it should that game is really good

but yeah that LP is happening also this week crime or time something like that something like that confirmed

yeah that's correct all right you know you get a bit more subtle with that about like we might steal clocks on video no there's no time to be subtle because that's a crime about time

also I have no idea what we're going to be playing for fisticuffs this week man I have no clue either it's just up in the air yeah I don't know we've got to figure something out

thinking about vanguard princess damn it stop talking about vanguard that's it it's not smash 4 is it is it dengue dengeki bunko fighting climax yeah

who knows every single job I wanted to I'm going to tell everyone this much because are they going to skip melee are they going to skip brawl what are they going to smash 4

we want to unlock everybody first we were going to do smash 4 on Friday and then you were like wait a second and have all the characters on Friday so we're not going to do it the same day because then that'll suck if we don't have everybody

we wanted to though but that just wasn't a possibility so that'll be that'll be in the mysterious far off future I don't know when that's going to happen it could be

it could be on Sunday could be on Sunday pro tip it's smash 4 and we're we're in the third one this week so you could work that out I don't understand what you're trying to say

I don't I don't it's not a simple clue uh this is this is not a simple I don't know this is not a baby da Vinci code I don't know what you're putting down

because I'm not picking it up it's just if you think long and hard about it you might get it by next year Liam is flying overhead sorry is this about Anaconda Maltlicker uh

that's that's the third step of the mystery can we end this thing already yeah bye bye hey hey hey

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