Castle Super Beast - SBFC 069: We are all Waluigi

Episode Date: December 2, 2014

This week on the friendcast: New game announcements, Xbox Japan, Ubi Thx, Jurrassic World, Star Wars and CM Punk!

The End We kicked ass Amazing time for that lady I don't think she kills him No, no, he tries to kill her and then she kills him It was the one-armed man I've never seen it You've never seen it?

No, never It's pretty good It's pretty good It's the trilogy of Ashley Judd running around movies Are you familiar with the concept? Ashley Judd running around movies Have you ever heard of the movie Double Jeopardy? No

Okay, so Double Jeopardy is Ashley Judd has an idyllic life with her husband They were rich white people, right? Okay And they go out on a fucking yacht cruise And she wakes up in the middle of the night And there's blood everywhere And he's just gone

And she gets back And there's evidence all over the boat Framing her for the murder So she goes away Okay And then when she's in jail, like, locked up Like, actually doing the time convicted The husband calls her

To tell her that I have the kids And I'm gonna go have a new life as a new man with my secretary So fuck you So then she breaks out of jail And is like, I'm gonna kill that motherfucker And Tommy Lee Jones I don't know if he's the actual same character from the fugitives From the fugitives

But he might as well be He's a US Marshal or government man Going to track her down And the basic deal is that You can't be convicted for the same crime twice So she has a free pass to kill him Yeah Double Jeopardy

Because that's how the law works, right? Yeah And like, if I kill you, then what? You're gonna kill me again I'm already currently serving time for that murder I'll just go back to jail And serve the rest of my time And Tommy Lee Jones is trying to stop her

And one of the trailer shots is like All of them in a room with guns And he's like, I don't actually have to stop her It's a really cool movie It takes place mostly in New Orleans If I remember correctly These legal loopholes That's total horseshit

That's not a real thing I know That's exactly like coming up with the legal loopholes When I say Ashley Judd Trilogy of running around me Along came a spider and kissed the girls Where she's just running around She's either the victim or the detective And then Morgan Freeman is the guy

That's behind her in the poster You know what I mean? Yeah, floating in the sky The Ouch Cross, that shit God, the fucking tagline for this movie Murder isn't always a crime That's great I wish you had a t-shirt that says that

It's not always a crime That's really good That is sometimes circumstances You have all these movies that are based off of loopholes That aren't real Like, that doesn't... No, like she went to jail for the murder On the boat of her husband

If she just shoots him in the middle of the street That's a different murder Maritime law changes everything Maritime law changes some stuff But what if I shoot him in the sky? That's legal, right? That's a sky cross Yeah

If I kill him with a harpoon underwater That's different It could be racist there What? Underwater racism Oh, wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay It could be racist underwater And you just said husband and wife can't get convicted

Of the same crime Dude, come on You know, husband and wife can't be convicted Of the same crime It's a fact It's a fact I learned it on Arrested Development How could he lie to me?

How could that lead you astray? Jeffrey Tambor is a treasure Everything that that man is in Is astounding I love him I gotta find out more about this double jeopardy And what an inactive Yeah

Find out previous crimes I've already committed And go commit them again And commit them harder Wow Good stuff, good stuff Unfortunately, he doesn't have like a jump off of a bridge Where there's like a big dumb stupid dummy Falling into the water like the fugitive does

Like a train, like a gun Like he doesn't have that Unfortunately, there's no big stunts No It's episode 69 Oh, no My favorite episode I wish I had everyone servicing everyone

Hold on, can I get a belt noise? Yep, there you go That's it That's the noise Have you guys, do you know anything about Those, like that position? Because that sounded like nothing No, it's like an oreboros

You do it a different way There's clearly only one way to do it We can draw up some Schematics Schematics, alright, sure Yeah Yeah It's like, it's like sex

The episode Just throwing those punchlines out For your ears You know, you might think that we're like Really immature, but like On episode 69 of Dark Souls It's the most common comment They're like, oh it's like

I was like, yeah This is where the one word really sucks it So we're still not We're still not Comments Is that what you're saying? What? So we're still not YouTube comments?

Is that what you're saying? Yeah If you want to listen to YouTube comments Congealed into an object Listen to this super best friend cat God At 69.com Yeah

Thanks, Obama Alright, someone talk about their week Alright So Nothing I want, this is gonna Wow I lost my Blizzard Authenticator ages ago

It's on an old phone Those people did Well good And every like two months I'm like When Diablo 3 came out on PS4 If you linked your accounts You would be able to

Get like a special item, right? And when I wanted to do that That was the day that Blizzard was getting DDOS stalled to shit Yeah Right, so I go into the like Can you please remove my authenticator? No we can't

The system is dead The website is crashing You can't even call Right, so I'm like Okay, fuck it So a couple days ago I was like I actually want to be able to

Access like Diablo 2 And stuff like that That I've already bought So I'll go through the process It should be fine now So I'm on the phone with the guy Or no, I'm doing that live chat thing Where you're just typing it out

Yeah And I'm always convinced that you're talking to a robot Not a robot No this is This was clearly a human being Okay, well of course So, and we go through the process

Like what's your secret question Blah blah blah blah And he sets me up And I got the new authenticator And so now I have the backup codes And can get into it And he's like So by the way

Mr. Patrick Why did you call today To, oh why did you contact us today To get your authenticator removed I'm like I just thought I should do it It's like Does it have anything to do

With the warlords of Draenor expansion Like No Not really It's like Well because I see that you're Wow And I go

Yeah okay So I'm just going to go ahead And put 14 days on your account And I look And it's like 14 days And I'm looking at the accounts Like Why does this say

I have the Pandera expansion It's like Oh we just We just gave those to everybody Yeah Yeah Because no one would buy it And then

And here's where it got Really nuts I made the mistake Of going like Oh that's really nice Like you guys do it Like I quit back in like 2009

Like after The throws and throw Like So did you Like I gotta ask Because I'm just curious Because I couldn't get an answer anywhere

The graphics update That they put on Draenor Is that Everything Or is it just The character models I think it's just a character model And he's like

It's all the character models But some of these things Have been rebalanced Actually since 2009 Yeah Because he gets pulled into the conversation Actually since 2009 Like it's kinda nuts

Like how many interface changes We've made And it's like He's throwing me He's throwing me this He's telling me Okay so It's like his job

He's by the way saying Like by the way Thoughtbot And I forget what the other one was But the two big ones That you'd use as As mods Don't use those anymore

They're virus infested Use this one This one's good And it's like It's going And going And going Like that sounds really cool

We haven't seen it And he's like What character Did you play last I'm like Drew it's like You know we put in a new Like moon fire

Right son Hold on Hold on right there As he's saying that Wully I bet you The guy that he's talking to Is like Leonardo DiCaprio And Wolf of Wall Street

Where he's like Make you Exactly And he's like Like he's spreading Pat's metaphorical Ashes As he's

He's preparing to drill it home Like Yeah man 14 days I don't know You think you want to maybe You want to Like So

Go on He's Stop teasing So He's spitting on his head Right now And he's And here's where

I'm like Okay thanks Thanks a lot man So here's the thing now And this where It gets really nuts So all Blizzard games

Have changed At some point It's no longer The client And then the client Right It's steam now It's you have the

Battle.net Program And that auto Signs in all the time So you no longer have to Put a year Wow credentials or whatever Yeah yeah

And it Starts Like Auto Downloading wow Yep Yep And

Like within Five minutes It's ready It's sitting there It's just Like it's my fast internet And all that And I'm just like

All you gotta do is click on it And I'm like Well I kinda want to see What the new models look like What you think they make You can replace Every product name In this conversation

With drug names With drugs Exactly Tweaking And Beth And it's like I want You know what

I don't think it started auto Downloading I think I started it And forgot And then I'm like At like Nothing happens

And then I'm In Take a little peek I'm in Durotar Running around As an orc And going

These or They really improve Hold on Hold on Wait for it Wait for it They really improve Like the animations on these spells

And they They tell And I'm like This is pretty good And then I go on Facebook And I tell this story To a friend of mine

And he starts Screaming at me Stop Stop You have a life now And like It ends like I will tell your girlfriend

I will I will snitch you out Right now She will be You're gonna And like And it's like an hour And I realize

I didn't delete it I didn't Uninstall it It's still going And I'm like Okay I have to delete this I have to get rid of this

Pat's on the phone He's like My wife I should maybe I should No No Your wife

Who makes the decisions here Do you want this money Or not like Just like that Alright Throw me And I'm all in Liam

You brought it up Perfectly I have never personally Like This is This is literally All the help staff Are also

Sales staff That are there To You have a lapsed Well account Then you have a problem And they're gonna They're gonna jump on it

And we're gonna fix you up But it's like It's next level dealers It's not It's like If you were a crack If you were a crack head Right

It's the equivalent Of the only people You can get Like medical services from Are pushers That see A big You are a crack head

Your forehead You I can never Blizzard help Will never not know Cause then I played Wow

And they know Just how many expansions I bought They know When I quit And why You've got to claim Your Patrick

Boevin's son And that your father Has passed away And you inherited His account Hey You kid You know

What made you feel better Some world work Graph You should see The new updates So just the pushing I was in there For about half an hour

Just from that Half hour I can I felt it And was like This is why No one can beat this game Like this

Everything about the way It feels The interface Is designed so that It can't be beat It has been Iterated on for like Ten years now

Like Nobody can come in And beat this It's absurd Okay So we're going to have Wow for a long Works on a long

Remember how The light Is EverQuest One still on I think it is Not one I think it is We're going to be with

Wow In the world For like Twenty more years Dude Let's start with it This game can last a fuck Long time

You know the Numbers for warlords of drain Or like Way up Yeah exactly After like Years of going down Yeah Pandaren

Didn't bring people back And now it's Above Cataclysm drove people away Like You know So I think that's Right now

Just talking about it Just talking about it Like I won The fact you booted it up That means you won Yeah the fact that I booted it up You went back

That's fine But I was able You did his job You fought it off The thing is I would think about It's like okay Why did I quit

I quit because The higher level stuff Is all groups And raids And stuff And I hate it Like if that game Was really great

All the way through I would have no problem Being addicted to it If it was a box at a point Like No If you could have crack That was good forever

And you'd never stop Getting high You'd just never stop Using crack Yeah just don't Because why would you Why Exactly

There's no dance line Blizzard being run By the Canadian Devil That's clearly it That's literally What's going on here It's I was blown away

Also I forgot to talk about this Two weeks ago I had somebody Knock on my door And ask me How happy I was With my internet service

What happened So Where's the party? Anyone who remembers last time Words were spoken And this time was awkward Because it was a guy Did you need a dinner party

For three This guy was clearly a guy Who knew what he was doing He was the The guy who does it And with him Was the Like 19 year old trainee

Like girl Who's like just doing Like this This building must be the first No she has to do it Oh And I'm like I can't just blow up

Right in the girl's face Because that will ruin her life Right So I'm like Hey guys So you're from Bell Huh I told you guys

Never to come back And I had a huge fight With that guy And the guy goes Damn it I knew it What And he turns

He has the bell Laniered And he flips it And it's his company Bell is now hiring Subcontractors To go to homes To go to homes

Because when people See the bell truck Or the Or the shirt At the department They just don't open the door Oh Sure

I mean It makes sense Think about how many subscribers They have as well So let's put the fucking Sheeps clothing on Yeah And I'm like

Oh man that sucks He's like You better believe it sucks And I said Okay bye guys And it was a nice Goodbye So that guy

Those two Were probably having A real rough day Yeah Especially since this is a Mainly videotron building So you let them skate I let them skate

Because they had no chance They're just the messenger Yeah They're just the messenger They're not no murder to them Yeah So that's the blights Boy

That's quite a Wow thing As for games I've been playing So last week I was playing A lot of Dragon Age I said that I was going to Start Baldur's Gate Yeah forget Dragon Age

Forget that You know So go to the thing That made Bioware famous Yeah Baldur's Gate Came out in 98 And that enhanced edition

Is real good It's real real real good And there were a couple things That I was talking to Liam about That I just could not believe You spend like Four hours in that game At level one

At level one Like that game And I looked it up The level cap is eight It's eight It's the polar opposite Of more than eight It's a hundred hour game

And the max You can get with Most of the characters Is eight I think the highest one is ten That's so weird and different From now Yeah

Yeah And there's something To be said about that It's been a long, long time At level one and two And if you play to Mage Then go fuck yourself to death Because that's one bad role

And you die And that's interesting Because that's right away The opposite of what you were Just talking about Which is like Things that make games addictive Constantly leveling

Makes it addictive Because you feel like The next level is right around The corner The design is to have The ping on the screen Every 15 minutes For the first eight hours

After that eight hours You trickle it off Because it's hard to maintain that It's like They actually They actually did it Well, this is how games used to work Or Western games like this

It's like when you get When you hear the ding Holy church bells are ringing Holy shit It is not I am like A Final Fantasy level I'm slightly stronger

It's not a modern RPG I'm slightly stronger It is an enormous change To your gameplay If you have a fighter class Your health is double now It's not five percent more It's doubled

It's a huge, huge deal And that game is awesome That game held up unbelievably well Well, in no part The Enhanced Edition adds stuff Like easier looting And it adds rest until healed Which is a fucking

So some modern things But the core game is fantastic And there are weird jokes in that game That worry me Because they're exactly the same now There's a weird ranger you run into Who's going crazy about how he can smell Ogre's one thing over

Now he's gonna murder him And the guy's name is Bub Snit Yeah, okay And it's like That shouldn't be relevant anymore That's from fifteen Sixteen years ago That game was made

Yeah Then making jokes about Wolverine Saying Bub I saw a video about Someone said there's this joke in Dragon Age 2 And like When did Dragon Age 2 came out Like four, three, four years ago?

2009 There's a joke in Dragon Age Where some woman character goes like Step one, we fight them Step two, step three, profit That's not gonna last Step three question mark That was still like five years or more

After that episode of South Park came out That's the example of a joke that's like So why? And there's a bunch of little things in these That it's like You know the streamlining of games has In a lot of ways given us better games And I appreciate it

But like This game uses D&D 2 Do you remember what Thacko actually means? What does it mean? To hit Armor Class Zero How do you calculate it? Yeah Yeah, exactly

Right? And it's like All the rest to learn your spells And all this shit from the ancient And it's like Read the 144 page manual To understand how to play the fucking game So that stuff

I can appreciate being streamlined But like In this game Like the first two party members you can pick up Are evil And hate you And constantly Constantly talk shit about you

If you do good things And if you become too good They leave Well It's better than starting a game Within 15 minutes Having childhood friend And friendly old man

Well, childhood friend actually Is the first party member in Baldur's Game They also hate you though Sure, but not Yeah But no And it's like There are 25 characters in that game

You can have on your team There are not And it's not the thing of like Well, hey, I meant So I'll use Mass Effect 1 as an example You start with the magic guy And the brute with Caden and Ashley And then you get Rex

And then you get Tally And it's like Within the early game You have everybody Absolutely everybody In this I have the full party of six And I meet somebody new that I like

It's like Well, I have to dump someone to get them I have to go Okay, I need a cleric So, Garrick, get the fuck out of here And Garrick goes, okay And he leaves Some characters just stay

At wherever they're supposed to He's gone He's gone forever I better not want him back There are NPCs that run up to you That are evil And if you save them They'll join up

But since they're evil The ability to go No, you're evil And just kill them Still exists Still exists Which causes probably The weirdest part about Baldur's Game 1 and 2

Makes me understand why Mass Effect was created In Baldur's Game 1 There are several party members That are in Baldur's Game 2 And can also be party members You can kill all of them And then when you start Baldur's Game 2 Despite you being the same character

They either don't know you Or Or, hey, I remember you Not, hey, you killed me Right, yeah, yeah, yeah Okay So Mass Effect was designed to be the opposite of that Yeah, it's like, okay

We should probably carry these over Because Baldur's Game 1 and 2 And its expansion are a trilogy And very much like Mass Effect But those things, those are immersion shattering Those are... Yeah, yeah, yeah And just that gets hard, man

You meet her in the bar and she's alive And you're like, yeah, I just have to kill her Like Baldur's Game... Right now Or I'm just losing this game And it's not hard Like the enemy has lots of health or whatever Like you go all the way east

You run into a zone It's nothing but basilisks Like, okay, that's not so bad In regular pen and paper D&D So you go to them By the time I walk towards the fucking things Half my team is petrified And I don't have anything

Because you're low level The whole game You don't have anything to solve this Deal with that, yeah, yeah So I'm like, um Okay, I'll go look around And see if I can get a petrification protection Something

Like it's awesome It's fantastic Also something that more games should do All the side content in this game Is harder than the critical path The critical path is the easiest thing to do In the whole game By a huge margin

Which is weird Because usually you do a side quest To get a piece of equipment Or a loot or a reward To then make the critical path easier Easier, yeah In this case, I guess it's like Your side quest is

Those are your challenges The critical path is like Critical path is like 15 hours In the game is like 100 It's kind of fallout-y in that way But the critical path is so easy That after I went to the first town And did all the side quests

I then went to do the mines Which is the next part of the critical path And you're fighting cobalts there And I realized like really early on It's like Everyone in my team is wearing plates The cobalts are unable to hit me Because of the way Thacko works

Like their weapons literally Don't have the roles necessary Unless they're natural 20s To even hit my party Like that's how easy you can make it It's awesome So that game does the old PC thing That more games need to do

Baldur's Gate 1's expansion Was not an extra like Story bit It just added things to the world map It just, okay here's Here's this tower That wasn't here before I didn't even

I looked up like What's in the expansion? Where does it happen? It's like Okay you know those areas? Those are the expansion Like Oh

Oh Okay Yeah And I guess the last thing That I'm really getting a kick out of And it's weird Because I never got into Forgotten Realms But it's

Remember when every D&D game Was Forgotten Realms Every single one of them I stuck to Dragonlands You had Well but You had All the

You had Menzo Baran You had Eye of the Beholder You had all those And they all took place In Forgotten Realms I think it's the dental stuff as well I guess a lot of people just forgot

Yeah A lot of them forgot But it got like It got a kick out of me When people are talking about Like Oh yeah I'm from Waterdeep And like

Eyes of the Beholder 2 Is one of my favorite games ever That's where Eye of the Beholder 2 Takes place And People are like You get a unique item It's like

Oh this is from Mythdranor I'm like That's where Eye of the Beholder 3 Takes place And it's really nice to Like Imagine Imagine like

Imagine all character action games Canonically took place In the same universe In the same universe Yeah Right? Imagine all shooters took place Like that's really cool

I think all modern shooters Do take place Yeah you're right It's the modern world Or the modern future Earth But yeah No I

Stop playing Dragon Age entirely And I'm 27 hours in a Baldur's Gate 1 So what are you going to go back to Maybe But like Baldur's Gate 1 And then Baldur's Gate 2

And then Throne of Baal And then Divinity Then Wasteland I have a lot of RPGs World of Warcraft No Yeah

But playing the Enhanced Edition Really made me happy because You know when you go back to an old game That's really old And you go Uh oh I can't appreciate this anymore Deus Ex

Deus Ex is one Is one of those It's like it's too long ago And the interface And mechanical Plexity problems Are just too much For me to go back

Why doesn't it just do this? Why doesn't it just Calculate this automatically? Why do I have to type in The keyboard Why would you make the fucking bar In an RTS vertical Yeah

Battle for Dune Yeah that would be an hour time Thank you Wasteland And Command and Conquer Like the vertical RTS Oh my god Oh I can't

But I tried to play him For Battle for Dune Like two months ago And I was like I used to love this game Now I can't even fuck at it But now Now that I've found out

That like I can go back to The earliest of the Infinity engine games I can now do Baldur's Gate 2 I can now do Icewind Dale That's it This is a fancy remake

Yeah But also Even at the worst Because it was the oldest Yeah of course Like Temple of Elemental Evil That's better UI stuff And oh god

Yeah Torment Well you and I Were talking about Torment the other day And then you stopped And you said All you want to see Is what can change

The nature of a man And you said There were eight answers I looked up the screenshot There are 14 answers To that question And 12 of them are the truth Okay

I just remember seeing that Screenshot when Yeah you gave me a shot And that screenshot Is why I'm excited For Project Eternity I can see that Your fucking desktop background

Yeah it's Project Eternity I watched Remember when I said I'd watch all the Eternity Backer updates You caved After the game came out I read all of them

The other night All of them Just to get yourself rehyped Well I And then I'm like Well that And the other thing Is that playing through

Baldur's Gate I'm like God I needed to do so much D&D2 reading To even know how this game worked So I wanted to look up With the actual How did dice rolls

Work in this fucking system How does health Work in this system Etc And Oh that game's gonna be so good That game's gonna be so good They delayed it

Isn't that the best Yeah They delayed Obsidian Finally got To delay a game Yeah Finally

Instead of Bethesda Forcing them to push it out To the board They said hey guys We really just want to polish it And fix bugs Bad string of That's

Oh Well they got to delay South Park Fortunately Yes And South Park came out Good Yeah absolutely It's like it's amazing

Bethesda Oh Evil within is the ultimate proof That it's Bethesda Yeah Bethesda's QA Boy it They don't spend the money

No No It's never QA's fault No I said they don't spend the money On QA Like they don't do it Yeah

But it's never QA's fault Hey No Did I say Because you said or their QA No no I didn't Yeah

But it's like they just They say no It's ready to ship now And I bet QA says No it's not No Look That's like

QA Almost Almost Almost Ever I'm Gulesh The one guy that Bethesda has for QA Yeah

It's not all his fault Yeah But yeah That's Gulesh I bet most of them Gulesh has four hours Like four hours to spend on Skyrim Four hours on Evil Within

You know what You say that I bet that they have Their entire QA department Working on whatever Elder Scrolls game is At the time All year round And they

They give people To Like say 100% of your staff Yeah They put 80% On the Elder Scrolls or Fallout game And it's still not enough

Well I was just gonna say I don't believe that And it's still They're still Yeah no Because they have 100 people or whatever And then they're like Okay here's five guys

For Evil Within Here's Four guys For this Right Oh my god So that's my week Eventful

And not eventful Simultaneous Don't play wow Play Infinity Engine games And when you call up Blizzard Talk to them in a robotic manner And then hang up

As soon as possible It was over text And it was like really personal It was like really like Oh yeah hey man That is really cool Because that's how they know I was looking at these games

Because we had a big conversation About old PC games A little bit ago Yeah And I saw That Beam Dog Got Vita kits Because they're really big fans

And they're like We're looking at that And I was like damn I really want to play One of these old CRPGs On a handheld And so Happy

That'd be a little small And so I played through 80% of Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance For the GBA That's not the same And that is Almost the exact same And that game is a

Shockingly good port And that is It is totally functional And it plays But they pair They pair back so much That's insane man I love it

Dude that was That was a PS2 game I know Wow Dude They paired that game back As far as you possibly can But I still feel just like

You know what I remember Baldur's You need to find the other Two people on the Game Facts Message Board And make a commuter Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance One and two

Those games were actually Like really good They are really good I remember being weirded Like they weren't Diablo But they were pretty close They were very good They were pretty close

Oh right One last thing That I wanted to mention Matt and I were talking about it You remember how in 1998 Was the greatest year Of video games Yeah

But why? The main thing that people think of Is Metal Gear No it's Every game under the sun And everything Yeah We listed it all out at that time

Oh we did? Yeah We got a question What's the best year Yeah And we had a giant list I went into The actual list

And found out that there's Way more Dude it's jaw shattering Then I thought there was Yeah Did you know that Brood War and Grim Fandango Both came out in 1998

Fuck Did you know that tribes Came out in 1998 Yeah That was right When I looked through the list I did see some all time Stinkers though

Oh Okuji the Heartless Every year Okuji the Heartless Is the last game that came out Like MVC1 Yes Resident Evil 2

Absolutely Panzertragoon Saga Tenchu Free Space Starcraft And Brood War I didn't know what it's about Golden Age Capcom

Like Vigilante 8 The first Rainbow Six Batman and Robin They're all there Like It's Fallout 2 Baldur's like

Baldur's Gate and Fallout 2 Came out in the same year No It was unquestionably Unquestionably the best The best life So don't play Baldur's Gate on the GBA Yeah

Oh in the end don't do it It's not worth it That was I love handheld So I was like Yeah I could stomach this And I had the fucking lamp on my GBA But for somebody like me

Eight handhelds Oh boy Play the console version of that Cause it's just way better I have the perfect game for you then If you're looking for an old school RPG on a handheld What's that It's Dungeons & Dragons

On the PSP Which someone in this room Might have tested for like a year I'd be willing to play that It's the worst Like we had a bunch of D&D Nerds in the office And they go like

The fuck is this shit Cause there were French Nerds And they would create gigantic bugs That were not about functionality They were about the rules And then That's not how the rule set works idiots And then eventually it would start getting replies

We don't care actually Yeah Yeah of course It's like this cause it's easier You guessed the game You get eight specialization points On level 12 for a paladin God damn it

Don't you understand So why does this bug bear Shooting a fire spell at us It's not supposed to Bug bears aren't smart enough to use wands of fire Why can't I make a fighter mage Why can't I have one Cause it is

Of that really old caliber There's a couple I want to look at On the PSP Do you know the fighting fantasy books Yeah and you used to like that It's a series of Choose Your Own Adventure books That involve a stat page And dice rolling

Wow That's rad And winning fights With stats for the characters in the books That's great They're neat I read through a bunch of them in high school I saw that warlock of fire top mountain

And another one got made as PSP games And they're available digitally on the Vitas I'm really eyeing those That sounds really cool actually Cause I'm really intrigued Other than that I finished Assassin's Creed Unity You finished it

I finished it I was also surprised The game is not unplayable The villain resistance Yeah exactly That seems to be very mileage will vary Because I remember seeing a topic saying It's saying that it was unplayable

And the issues he described Sounded unplayable I know the exact topic And I was reading down the issues And I was like I didn't see any of these Wow We were just before we started this Showing Liam bugs that happened to us

And evil within And your responses Oh I never saw that You're not a very good tester It was a texture that didn't I didn't fucking see it Cause I didn't fucking see it I want to see it

It happened It's not The reproduced rate was not 100% Of course The user path I'm sorry I just had They also played it on a different patch Yeah

Where does Endgame Arno stack up In the list of assassins Okay mid game Arno So 60, 70% is pretty high Really Endgame Arno is also pretty high But he doesn't really go past that So I think he's

I've never played for So I think Edward Canway Is supposed to be pretty good though Canway's fint Canway's great He's above Altair and Connor That's for sure It's not fair

That's not fair Ezio I didn't play all the games He's a brand is better than them You're right He's close to Ezio though If not at Ezio Because he's just Well it depends on what Ezio

I didn't talk about Well Ezio Yeah and Altair is retcon To be more interesting Yeah You know No Arno's pretty good And he's pretty good

Because of the conflict around him Where your character His father was an assassin But then he died And you get raised by a Templar And then When he dies You go into the assassin order

Because they're like Oh your dad is an assassin And then he sees The assassins all being Assholes to each other Meanwhile your girlfriend comes back And is a Templar And then the Templars

Might kill her That's a rough relationship And so Arno's like Fuck the assassins These guys are terrible And he's an assassin And the girlfriend's like The Templars are trying to kill me

And I'm a Templar And they're trying to be together But there's this internal conflict And so there's this really good climax In Chapter 7 Out of 12 Well Julia Now the whole thing

Oh that's That's early for a game It's a good climax It's like I'm just gonna spoil it If you don't mind It came out two weeks ago Still too fresh

But I am like When you look at the grand scheme of things There's a bit too much Yeah the kid I grew up with Next door is a Templar And I'm an assassin Going on in the world A lot of like

Although because Like they're so close Well the Templar who raised you The Templar who raised you Was the father of that girl No so I'm just saying I'm just saying that this setting You skipped a couple games

There's a lot of like Like incestuous This is a Templar No you're basically an assassin That's not how I'm an assassin No I'm a Templar No I'm an assassin

No I'm a Spartacus No one is just one or the other It's always like getting that murky Regardless like It's pretty well written in that regard And the climax at chapter 7 There's like a really good For Assassin's Creed

There's a really good post battle You know that has like Actual quick time event transition To the next environment To the next environment And it's like wow This is actually Okay I gotta ask you

And it does They do like Really cool fixed camera angle things During that fight Where like you're fighting on the edge Of a church And like you get the church For a third of the screen

And you see the full fight But then you get a big Panoramic view of France In the rain Nice And like it's a really fun Good boss battle And then you kill him

And you see his memories And you're like There's a good boss battle And an Assassin's Creed game It's the best one I've ever seen That's kind of shocking Cause their boss battles are always like Atrocious

As a mid boss They're either atrocious Or they're nothing They're buggy Yeah As a mid boss And not a final boss It's a great mid boss

Yeah It wouldn't make a great final boss But it's a great mid boss Wait why wouldn't it Cause it sounds like Cause it's not climactic enough It sounded the most Climactic thing ever though

It's really good The final boss should be the Crank that shit up to 11 Every time They can't do that in Assassin's Creed And that's a flaw They didn't They did it

Assassin's Creed Unity Has another flaccid boss fight With his stupid Eden McGuffin They're still having those things Guess what You're in his cone of vision You're losing health

Okay no No No If you're gonna ditch the modern story You can't keep adding The pieces of Eden back into the plot No you have to God damn it

You have to What are you supposed to add after that Like the watermelon of paradise Like in the shoes The only That watermelon It just The only problem is that

It just sucks cause It's of no consequence anymore Because the world's not ending anymore They're just They're just there Excuse to have magic In a historical setting They explain the reasonings

But it's bullshit It's shitty All the Modern day stuff Garbage In Unity I heard it was not even there Like it's barely there

It's barely there You never see modern day Except for like A 5 To 10 second I'm so sad Very short By this because

The days when I would sit with my friends And talk about the ending of part one Yeah And like what all those symbols mean So I remember And just Sitting there

And we knew you had Middle gear level conversations About this Cause I can go to those places And go to those places Wiki diving So finding all these things And fucking getting into it

Last week On the bomb cast They got an email Where a guy had been listening To their 2009 bomb cast And about how everyone Was so excited To see modern day

Assassin's Creed 3 Yeah That would have been How and how wrong Everyone's And that's so depressing That's so depressing That could have been

The coolest thing ever There's so many failed Third things In the last generation But especially When everyone kind of Collectively knows Where it's supposed to go

And then they're like No, no, no business Like a giant web Of stuff like this A giant tapestry of narratives It's good when one person Is at the head of it Like an author

Per se A writer But when it's all done by committee Like there's no way It's going to turn out like this I should have seen it come Like, like we You get to in four

If you do the puzzles Where you get the special files You get to see that community Because you get to see A fake argument Between the fake Not Ubisoft devs Discussing where they want to set

The next animus thing Yeah And how they don't want cars And how the cars work And how cars stop And how Japan's boring And it's just like Sitting in like

Like the animus It's like you get to see it The animus has problems Picking up memories inside of cars Because your brain goes into An automated Non-thinking mode So basically sitting in a car

Is like such an automated type It's teleport There's no memories associated With this And then the animus Can't pick up Anybody should look for And then the other thing is like

Do we really want to design A car control system That'll never be used And it's like oh man That's really on the road Oh that's a crap Yeah I don't know The ending was like

You could see it a mile away And I wish they had sussed out And gone for a worse ending Just so I couldn't predict it But the finale It was just flaccid Which is such a shame Because I really liked that climax

In the 2017 How does the They talked a big game About how the combat Was going to be harder And you're going to kill less dudes Is that the case? Yeah

Like It's definitely the case Until the end game Where you have all the best gear And it's just like Because SEO would run up to a guy Oh I remember A group of 20

And massacre them And massacre them effortlessly And if anything they made it Easier and easier As time went on Yeah because they realized It was just tedious So might as well just make it faster

No it's definitely improved As far as like 80% of the game goes The end game It's a bit past this But that's the end game That's fine The only thing

I hate about it is So you get a little Thing Like a little red flash Above the enemies It goes from red to yellow When it hits yellow And you press circle to parry

Okay And then when they're parried They're opened up And you can attack Or whatever But when they do An attack that doesn't have that The red thing still appears

But it just stays red And it's But it never Like it's not different So you assume you can parry it And then it never changes To yellow at the last second You hit the parry button

You just take an attack Oh that's so funny Whereas like in Revengeance What they did was they had A different colored one For the stuff you can't fucking Yeah like yellow Exactly

Dodge Orange means parry And in this game They use the same indication Just it changes At the last second To let you know Okay

And there's not Really enough So you end up having to Memorize enemy patterns But when there's But no But there's only three It's not fun

It doesn't Feel good in that sense Because the patterns are Boring Oh no Blah Blah And you roll the two

And then the third one You parry it No they don't say Miss French French In this French In this French I don't know the only other

Remarkable stuff was The scenes where you go to Like the Eiffel Tower And stuff were really cool Actually What the fuck is the justification Of that The justification

The fucking enemies The justification is Abstergo is it? Yeah They're like oh shit There's people in our shit Shut down that server And so your guys are like

Okay Go to this server We're bringing you to this server And it's And that server is the World War II server Yeah or what have you That is actually

A really good justification It's a way better justification than I expected Hey fuckers Why don't you just do that for Japan And shut the fuck up If you could just do anything By saying oh someone spilled some coke On the fucking keyboard

Damn No Japan's boring What a bunch of shit fucks But you know The problem with Japan and China Is Woolie said it once And he was super right It's like that's gonna be the game

That's gonna be the call of duty Advanced warfare Of Assassin's Creed When numbers start to draw And people start to leave That's gonna be the one that's like No guys Okay

Here's the one You wanted For the last 15 years No they gotta hang on to that one Absolutely You're right You're right I don't know it's a good game

Good game I'm looking forward to that DLC Whatever it's called Dead Kings Or whatever Cause I think it's fun What about Louis? Probably

Yeah exactly Other than that There was one other game I played But I'm struggling to remember Oh it was Project Eva F II Sure Which is unambiguously The worst game in the series

As far as I'm concerned Why? And it's a really unfortunate position To have Because it Basically it reuses a lot of the songs From the first three games Right

The previous game was all new songs And that was awesome And that was the first game Since the first game to do that Right Cause basically the first game Was all new songs Second game used about half of them

Third game used about half of them Okay Then bam Vita version All new songs This one is all new songs For people who never played The Japanese games

But for me and other people Who imported the PSP ones It's all the old songs are back And it's like Okay and there's a bunch of new songs But they're not all that exciting But why is it the worst? They introduce

Like unambiguously The worst gameplay mechanic In the series So they have a mechanic That they introduced in the Vita one Where you scratch on the screen For a note And it's not actually scratch

They just call it scratch Cause it's like a DJ thing And so when there's a starting note On the screen you just rub Anywhere on the screen Anywhere on the screen And when they When Sega first announced this

Everyone was like Oh you're fucking crazy You're killing the series And the Vita game came out And everyone was like Oh no this actually works Just fine Okay

But in this game They do something That tries to unteach How you play rhythm games So in rhythm games You put notes on the screen But you don't put them randomly You space them out

Per the distance of the note In the song And that's always how it is If they come really quickly You put them on top of each other If they come far apart You put them at opposite ends Of the screen

So they have these scratch notes That are attached by a little line And the rule with those Is you don't pick up your thumb You just rub through them all Without picking up your thumb But they just put them anywhere And draw stars

And little fox heads To whatever beat they decide Okay And it's like It doesn't match There's this one song There's this one song called knife And at one point

You do like four slashes Across the screen Is the imagery they draw Yeah To collaborate With the swords being swung And they're really fast presses Where this goes immediately

After that note So you're going like one two One two For notes that should not be One two one two As far as the other four games In the series are concerned Right, okay, okay

And it just completely Like There's Those notes are just Bad rhythm game design This is so weird Because I just keep thinking Like you have one job

One job Make the interface understand And the last game was stellar Like the last game was fucking awesome And then Do you know what that is? That's Jimmy Wanted to try something new

Probably People said I don't know Jimmy Then Jimmy said My uncle owns this company Also there's this It's weird how like The difference between like

Games like that And the Konami But the Bemani games And things like that Compared to harmonic stuff Like every single harmonics game That came out Like when you go to the

The next iteration of it You had a completely different Track list Yeah Because why would you do You would never have another song From the previous games ever For any reason

Why bother Well there is one difference And that difference is For those games They had like However many backgrounds For these games Each one has its own

Like music video Associated with it That has like Unique hearts And environments and stuff So by taking the PSP stuff They're able to at least Reuse the designs

And maybe some of the art So yeah That said I mean it's really If you didn't play The first three games in the series All those songs are great You know if you haven't

Already played through all those But now here they are On a shit version But that new note Thing is Is poor You can't say let I imagine

I'll let them fuck that And they added another note Where you have to scratch With two thumbs And there's No It adds pretty much nothing And it's

Like that would Do it That would be fine If that was the only addition But the other one is Like it just completely Throws it away As if it was like

What the fuck And I was so disappointed With this That I didn't even talk about it Last week Cause I was like I'm gonna stomach through this And then I went

And then I went on forums And then I went on forums After a couple songs Where I was like Ah man this is really Shitty these notes And other people were like Yeah this is not good

Yeah I hate that feeling Like maybe I just don't Understand the game Maybe I'm doing it wrong And if I change Then the game will be good Nope It's not me

Yeah No it's a Terrible Terrible new mechanic Hopefully they revert that Cause like I don't like it at all Well you should see

If Japan likes it Like if you could research that Can you have news players like it Cause it's probably gonna stay I could compare the Amazon reviews For the previous game To the current game

But Amazon Amazon reviews in Japan Are pretty all over the place Like Monster Hunter 4G Has a two star rating Freedom Wars has a two and a half Like you know They just

They just get blasted Kind of like how Netflix Will be like Aliens Two out of five Exactly And it's like What? Yeah

I'm getting angry Just picturing that It's so random It's a city of God And negative vibes What a piece of shit Yeah Transformers Dark of the Moon

Seven stars Seven stars If I get the perfect moon So yeah By the first game If you haven't By the second game Only if you really need it

Well you You are not done That is not all you did With your weeks That's not all I did this week No I saw the new Hunger Games Movie

Oh wow It was alright Mockingbird Mockingjay It was alright Did she shoot the bow At the I don't know

She actually did it Well That was the entire point Of this movie It was nothing happens really Yeah Was she a great Mockingjay It was alright

No She said No I'm just going to I'll talk about it A bit more Because I want to mention That there's one cool thing

Was she the Mockingjay It reminded me a lot Because most of the movie Is like You are now our icon You have to lead the revolution Right It reminded me of that bit

Where they say how Eva says how Like major zero Wanted to make big boss An icon And that's not What big boss wanted Yeah

It was just like No I'm not I don't want to be your bigger finger And that was the thing Where the movie went from Like Interesting

Yeah It wasn't a bad movie No It was just like Nothing really happens Exactly But that's still not all you did So this week

Woolly claims that I did Something else in my week That I can't remember Well Do you want to help us out here Yeah You read One Punch Man

I read One Punch Man Isn't it the best No good I'm so happy You read it I totally forgot But yeah

I read All five I read Superhero Like Did you write this Cause it sounds like you wrote it I honestly feel like I would have

If it weren't already written See One Punch Man Is the story of an average guy Who wants to be a superhero And So he trains Really

Trains one arm He trains kind of hard For three years And becomes the strongest man On Earth Like Unparalleled Unambiguously

The strongest man There's something about that type of writing Where it's just like Shut up I know And it's done It's done Like

He just trains himself And he's the strongest And that's where you're like Okay fine And it's done with the tone Of like A Toriyama-esque world Where just all kinds of crazy bullshit happens

And like Just thousands upon thousands of people Get murdered In a big super fight When you step Whatever When you step three feet outside of his personal space It is a serious world

With serious problems And then he immediately Like there's this one shot I really liked where an enemy Like breaks through his ceiling And he's like Introducing himself And he's like this big scary bug guy

And like It cuts him off Before he finishes his sentence And his head is punched off And he's saying Pay for my ceiling Yes And he's like

I'm here to defeat you My name is It's so fucking good And then Is this American or It's Japanese Wow And then his friend is

Cyborg Student Quote-unquote Jumps out of the building To fight the Of the allies of this guy And he's like I'm gonna get them for you, master

And then the next frame He's already out there And he's killed them both And he's like But pay for the ceiling Really Or like You know

They have this whole fucking thing With the gorilla Right Some will like More than ever It's hard to explain In the whole moment So one punch man

Is fighting this like Really tough lion guy He's a badass lion guy He's a badass lion guy He's huge And his robot And his robot buddy And his robot buddy

Like fucking pissing shit And his robot buddy Is fighting this gorilla guy In this like super mech armor And the gorilla guy is like Like speaking like a robot Yeah And the gorilla guy says

To the cyborg like You'll never get anything out of me You're never gonna finish off Whatever his name was The lion guy He's too tough There he goes He goes

You think you're defeating me Was a big accomplishment But you'll never stop the best In our company I'm only the third strongest The real Our second strongest The lion guy is gonna

Totally And then like One punch man walks over With his head Just like You mean this guy His eyeball Yes eyeball

And then the next shot The next page is like Full page of the gorilla Just with his stiff face And then on the next page He just starts talking And he's like Man I just work here

What? The most detailed portrait Of the gorilla's face Just deadpan Like The art is amazing Unbelievable Unbelievable

Whenever he says something Like Whenever it should be funny He's drawn in the most detailed Serious way So it's funny And then whenever it's Supposed to be serious

He's got the loses Like Oh man One punch man is the shit It's the artist who did Eye Shield So like Eye Shield 21

Wow That's Fucking excellent By any chance did you pick it up Due to our mutual friends Recommendation I've remembered that Recommendation for a long time

Okay And when I got a Kindle And I was going through What's on there I was like Nice The first three volumes Are fucking amazing

The fourth and fifth They're like Bit weaker But they're still really good Okay Yeah And like I read like a lot of

Manga this week No But like Like Fucking one punch man Is really legendary I think I'll give that a chance One punch man

His life is empty Man I have been seeing Like Singled out pages From that manga For years Yeah

Yeah One of his things Is like He just wants to fight But Oh my god The fucking moment Every single fight

He finishes in one punch So He enjoys So it's not satisfying His life is empty Oh man One punch man It's a bad thing

Yeah You gotta weaken yourself down It's like You love playing video games But as soon as you press Start It's the credits And you're like

No It's like One of Superman loves boxing Yeah He walks outside One day He sees like The underground fucking

Like Emergence day happens Like the mall The underwater man The under earth people Come out to fight To conquer the surface people And like

We've already slaughtered 70% of the planet We're here to take over everything You know And one punch man's like Okay fucking let's do this And like he's hitting them And killing them in one hit But there's so many

That it's providing to be a challenge He's like Yeah Yeah He's getting into it And then he slaughters all of them And then like The king of the underground man comes up

He's like Oh I'm here And he just has this big battle And then he fucking His alarm goes off And he wakes up And it's like Fuck

And then the mall people are there And then he just kicks their ass in like a second And it's just And you know what he did It was just all a dream Like he's like This is the feeling I've been looking for Brr brr brr brr

Oh man It's It's yeah Yeah Okay That was That was enough of my week Yeah

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I'm snatching it back Snatching it back You're a snatcher I went back to playing Freedom Wars again And I was like Oh this game I'm going to forget how to play this game I'll do end game missions

That's right Having not played this in two weeks And it's like I got back into it Super easy And I played a bunch of online And I just want to say Like

Shout out to all the Two best friends Fans playing Freedom Wars Because You got them on it I have met 12 Individual

Two best friends Fans Who have spotted me On my name alone With no It doesn't say 2BF Liam It doesn't say Two best friends anywhere

Yeah okay Like Are you Liam? Yeah that's pretty cool Yeah the Like the percentage is The more each The game is

Yeah The more likely you are To encounter people That are there Because we sent them there I told you I mentioned on the podcast I was playing Ultimax

Yeah totally And I guys like I didn't speak It was just my name Well woolly had no idea K.I. And yeah you got Absolutely

The smaller The smaller The community And then Imagine that Almost everyone If like D4 had some sort of Like

Yeah There's a multiplayer There's multiplayer The entire community Would just be Two best friends Fans With swary in there too

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Now de-snatch yourself And give it to Matt I'm de-snatched Matt Here take this Well you talked about Mockingjay And just really quickly The first

Hunger Games movie is fine It's a decent movie And it was enjoyable I guess The second one The set up of it Is great The actual hunger games Is bad and lame

The special effects Look like shit And all the characters Are like not fun I did not I'm going this From a movie perspective Yeah me too

I'd be curious to see Whether the second Hunger Games movie Yeah it's like You look at it It's like does the second Book just suck hats Yeah I don't know

But like I said The second movie Like all of its set up Was really interesting And all the scheming And then the actual Hunger Games star I'm like this is lame

It's exactly what they're doing Is doing the same thing That Deathly Hallows did Which is split the thing Into two And the first movie Is just the set up As far as I see that

It's like milk it Milk it Well for Deathly Hallows I kind of agree Because that book was just Gynormous And I guess it's like Hey why don't we

It is to just Make more money And book it But yeah I mean The Hobbit's the worst The Hobbit's the worst Because they did not need to There's so much

Hobbit's a short ass book No we need to do trilogy The battle of five armies That battle of five armies You mean that battle That's a footnote It's a footnote And I think like

The new thing that Like the maze runner I feel like that Could possibly go In that direction as well Like any sort of New franchise You know what

The maze It's a new Hunger Games Type thing And any franchise Like that where it's like You know it gets the part three And they split it into two movies Maybe

Like oh god The one main core About this entire franchise You forgot the worst one Twilight Where they The entire movie Is a dream

Is it? No but they also Split it too You know that huge Battle sequence of Twilight That's a telepathic projection Into the villain's mind As to what would happen

If they fought It never happened And then So here's what actually happens Here's what actually happens In that movie The armies meet on the field He gets the telepathic

But the direction It's all in his head And he goes Oh that's pretty rough And leaves That's the actual Lot of that movie Did you enjoy that?

No Did you enjoy that story just there? It's pretty up there man There's a site that summarized All of Twilight In like bullet form And back There should be a way

It should be consumed But it's amazing That's terrible Anyway I was going to say The problem with these movies Is that the other cast The characters

The actors I'm sure in the books It's whatever But the other character actors Okay Woody Harrelson Philip Seymour Hoffman Elizabeth Banks

These are the interesting characters You know who isn't interesting? Everyone's fucking else The three main characters They have a love triangle right? And I never Again the books I'm sure it's whatever

But she's got two dudes She's got You can either fuck Liam Hemsworth Chris Hemsworth's Equally attractive brother Or you can just This blonde fuck

I've never heard of Who's the most like Meeow His name is Peta And I just call him Peta bread Cause he's just as bland And as unexciting As a plain Peta bread

That's funny cause he's also a baker Yeah he's a baker I forgot about that His name is Peta And he bakes Anyway That is the relationship That the books push

Yeah And I go No Fuck Liam Hemsworth I would No don't So that's my main thing So what you're saying is Team Jacob

Yeah Although both those guys were fucks Like the actors And like you know the characters Sounds like they roped you in Sorry? Sounds like they roped you in They roped me in

They just had to show me Liam Hemsworth Or whatever But the problem is Is that like that guy's actual He's like I'll sacrifice myself Guess what

You automatically win He's all going this dangerous mission What's the other guy doing? Nothing Baking And I'm like Do you go on a dangerous mission girls? He's doing nothing

Girls like that Well He's not an actual Participant in the story I love dangerous missions I know the reasons why he can't do But the guy who doesn't go on the dangerous mission Gets to go visit the girl

While you're on the dangerous mission I like what happens to that Let's not talk about the hidden horror Of the military here Cause it's like right No Cause she's my whole fucking Ready to go

Cause the battle Ready to go Someone's got to take care of business I told Liam and Woolie about this The other week But I also watched The Last Stand Pat

Do you remember The Last Stand Was that Schwarzenegger movie Was the sheriff Oh wow I thought you were talking about X-Men Holy shit No Do you remember that trailer

We kind of went Schwarzenegger's Grand Torino And then at the end There was an extended shot Of just a movie to shotgun And to no one You couldn't see who he was shooting And then we all went

Yeah Schwarzenegger's Grand Torino Yeah Not quite It's a lot goofier than I thought But it's his I'm old Let's make a movie

About me being old I long since did not watch it Cause I always saw it in Netflix I always went What if it's just really bad And then I actually watched And I was really pleasantly surprised The last 20 minutes

Is a gunfight Over an entire town It's just this long It's like a city Or like Like you know Like a little stopgap city Okay

Whatever Like the city that you see In the trailer They have a long gunfight That extends all over And it's violent There's blood gushing everywhere And I was just

80s jazzed up Like Rambo Not to Rambo That's not a fair comparison Come on But no Sorry What I mean is

Like the escalation Is in a Rambo-esque way Where it's like Bunch of set up And then just fucking Concentrated madness Concentrated madness And then move the ends

So my main sort of thing Is that Schwarzenegger Like not even really The main focus It's like he has an entire Crew of cool people Like Johnny Knoxville And whoever

And just I'm just gonna say That the ending of The ending fight of the movie Had to do with Schwarzenegger And the bad guy And like We all enjoy the commando

I'm not gonna say It's up to commando's level But suplexes are done Like false deaths And just long fistfights And one-liners And I was like Mmm

Very 80s I really liked it The only problem with that Final fight It was all on a green screen They're in a background That was impossible To have in real life

I understood that Okay And I'm like So it's clearly green screen It kinda chucked me a little Breaking of immersion You were talking about Before when you were playing

Evil with Ben What's the word I'm saying Immersion annihilating experience Annihilating Yeah, so That action was good But I was just like Eh, it's a little

I'm out of it I also played A bunch of Far Cry 4 And you were talking about Rewards, ping You've leveled up Yeah, yeah Like it's

I It's aggressive I pull myself away Because every time I'm like I'm going to stop I should do this Or work on something

Or like Pay attention to my loved ones Or Zach Fiancé's Whoever And I just go But I just found Where the

I just unlocked Riding Elephants Mmm And I actually stopped Right there And we never got that And some people were lamenting Like oh

They didn't get to unlock Riding Elephants And you can also Go into Uplay If you want To unlock it even faster But then I was like Oh, I'm not going to do it

I'm not going to do it Those Uplay points Have got to be good For something, man And then You can also unlock The Alex James Murphy Pistol

From Blood Dragon The A.J.M. Lee Oh, wow And Uplay I can't see it In the actual game But in Uplay It says unlock the

Alex James Murphy The A.J.M. right now That's a good use for Rural cost Okay, okay Because that's in Blood Dragon They just put it in there And I was like

It's unbelievable How much the setting Helps that game It really is Because if this was This is almost exactly Like Far Cry 3 Yeah

Oh, it's what used to Be called an expansion pack Yeah But it's just like Paganmen Like Paganmen is so much Cooler than Vaz And Vaz is fucking cool

Right And I like your dude Even your dude Is kind of bland I like the A.J. is much more Interesting than Tommy Because you were saying

Before I love being a douche bag Saving a douche bag Friends And that's funny for a laugh When I actually Want to do a story mission Because I'm like

I want to help Amita Or I want to help Sabaal Because they have two Conflicts Sabaal's okay Sabaal's okay I don't know about Amita I don't know about her

No, because I did missions Where I'm like Okay, well I understand where you're both Coming from Because she's like We have to win the war

And the other guy is like And he's like We have to save our own people And we'll win the war eventually And she's like No, we won't If we spend all our time Freighting over every shoulder

Yeah, but she makes her point Very poorly Because it's usually Given to you in the phrase Of I don't care about the hostages Yeah, yeah And then she'll They knew what they were getting in for

She'll let me say to you Yeah, it sucks We lost those hostages But like When it gave you that choice Or do you want to do her Or his I was like

Let me do her Just to see what happens Yeah And I was like And then when you meet Sabal Sabal has this long cut scene This is where The Far Cry stuff really gets interesting

Like I actually I definitely feel Something that David Cage games Have tried and failed for years Which is Give a character some type of emotion And actually Give a shit

Yeah And I'm watching the guy's Facial animation And he's just so pissed That I took Amida's thing And I was just like Oh, this is Now I want to go back to Sabal now

Because Sabal really Showed me that I've kind of fucked up I bet it does that thing That Witcher and Walking Dead do It's like You have no correct decision No matter what you do You made the wrong choice

Every time Because what you did I love that I love that so much And everyone's going to remind you Of how good a piece of shit you are How could you I played a bit more of that

Adventure Time game Yeah So Pretty good I got a I did the first Steam Sales Zone right now I did the first dungeon

I'm like this dungeon's Kind of fun And it kind of does The easy joke there is this Dungeon is I don't know I don't know Don't browse Steam

During the podcast Don't tell me what to do Fucking And actually talk A bit He's talking Where it says I'm buying games

There's going to be a character Outside a dungeon saying You probably want this To go in Because Yeah And what you need to go in With a dungeon

Is like you need a plastic baggy And I go Why And they don't say why Which is why I think it's kind of balanced They go You really need a plastic baggy

You want to go in here And you can go in a little bit But it's like No you really want a plastic baggy And I'm like Oh I'm fine I'm going to find a plastic baggy What's that

Stupid duck guy You're the duck guy Yeah Choose Goose Choose Goose He's the one that sells you shit And everything is in rhyme So he's like

You're going to be very laggy If you don't buy this plastic baggy And I'm like Alright I'll get this plastic baggy When you get the plastic baggy I'm like I can't believe

Because it's just a bottle From a drink Like I'm Zelda That's its main function And I'm like Okay So that's pretty good And um

No Wow the screens look really good actually Are you saying we should play this game I'm not saying I'm saying that I don't know Are you saying we should Think about playing this game

I think we should all pow wow And see if we could do something with it Maybe in the future I don't know It might be a little dry Because it is very Like original zone Oh I mean individually

Oh yeah maybe Like Is it a recommendation I can maybe wait till it's It's a bit cheaper 40 bucks I still think is kind of 30 on via Sure

It's 44 on PC My tempered expectations Can leave only happiness I don't want to hype it up Because it's not changing the world Or anything It's just It's just like

I can understand where you're going from If this was the first Adventure Time game You'd probably go Yeah I know I think it's pretty good Okay Right

And just really quickly For everyone asking No we're not going to continue Being drunk for every video Because everyone's like The sonic video is so good And it seems like alcohol Really seems to turn up

The craziness to 11 Let's fucking relax I think maybe for every sonic video No it's because Matt's been Matt's an alcoholic now And We're not going to drunk him up Every spike

No because Let him loose Because then you lose the Specialness of being drunk Yeah For all the time But also it's like When I get drunk

I'm Especially on camera You can't have you on camera I overcome With a special kind of fear That only exists with On camera drunkenness It's like

Yeah scream about the race war Yeah Like Look man You can't go Super Saiyan all the time Alright That's you do Unless you go Super Saiyan level 2

You know when you get those Sparks of electricity And the one hair That's Super Saiyan 2 We just start just Injecting drugs Live See where this goes

It's going to go great Yeah I guess I had some more to have it I know we're running long So I think we should Get it down to the week I have you I did have a week

I heard you saw a movie this week I saw a movie That movie was John Wick What a fucking sick movie What a fucking sick movie I really appreciate The action scenes That were carried out in ways that

Okay gunplay That's clever Where you're like Non-traditional Non-traditional gunplay We're both hiding around the pillar I'm trying to peek out And you got to reload

What the fuck do we do I shoot the fucking ground What is and hit you And you go And then I fucking headshot you Little tricks like that Rolling over you with my car And as you roll over

The top of my car I'm shooting you through the roof You fucking go over That was too tech That was new shit The car combat in that movie is wicked That's a weird phrase You don't hear that very well

Yeah because we were Like reinstating this It's not vehicular combat It's having gunfights But just getting cars You go while you're driving Yeah it was great Also another movie

Where just everyone background Foreground everyone is somebody Like just wire references everywhere And like actors and wrestlers Are showing up You know really really cool in that regard Fucking Theon is a piece of shit God damn

Yeah Theon Greyjoy is the main Not the main bad guy but He plays a scumbag Russian kid Yeah And it's really really good Like you know how Jon Snow Is going to be a hero And everything he's casted in forever

Because of his beautiful beautiful man face Theon is going to be a dirt bag Because of his not beautiful Not beautiful man face Exactly He's got the weasel face Yeah that's exactly it He's got a weasel face

Do you see what I mean About like how Keanu has the biggest dick In the world Yes and everyone is aware The best light in the movie Is a guy on the phone going Oh If you remember that scene

It's like yeah It's honestly a fun watch But it has an issue Which is I have two like issues One of them The dumb thing the movie does A couple of times is

Guns as a plot device As opposed to guns as a gun How do I explain this Certain scenes where the solution Would be just shoot directly At the thing that is the problem And it's gone The problem is solved

You would instead have it be like No We've got to have a reason for This scene to be drawn out Where I've got to shoot the bodyguards first Or like Like there's a couple of scenes Where the main guy you want to kill

Is right there in front of you And all you had to do was Just point the gun at him The scene that was in the baths Like the bath house The bath house Willem Defoe's scene Well Willem Defoe's scene was different

But all he had to do was shoot the guy But he shot like the guards And then got into a scruffle I guess that's just extending action Exactly And it was just like The gun is the problem solver Point it at the problem

And solve it But they don't do that a couple of times You know And it's for movie purposes That's Or the other trope of Is it as bad as Monster? No

Because Monster has a full episode Of gun pointing Where all the problems Will just be solved If you just Yeah But it has the other trope That really irks me

Which is Like good guy Just slaughters bad guys He droves Bad guy Wants the slaughter good guy if possible Gets opportunity to do so Torture him

You know Don't just kill him Bring him time up Do the slow thing Give him the opportunity Give him the James Bond laser escape Put Batman on the fucking bandsaw You know

I gotta say Probably one of my favorite scenes though Was when he got tied up And he was on the chair And the tarp was under him And the big bad walks away And he says wait And the big bad

Immediately turns around And starts to listen Because he cares so much About that This guy This guy Because he knows This guy is the man

So even though He wants him to die He stops Yeah And respects him The real villain thing Would be to just walk straight out of the room Ignore

You know the main mobster boss was? Yes The actor Yeah, what about him? He was the bad guy From that kind of forgettable bad guy In Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol Remember that nuclear scientist?

Yeah That didn't say much But he was also the original Mikael Blomfist in The Swedish Girl with Dragon Tattoos Girl with Dragon Tattoos Okay

I'll leave that But he was really hammy in it In a good way Yeah, no It was fine I also finally got around to Starting True Detective Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah How many episodes? Just the first one I just did the first one Dude, McConaughey

Give him the wards Yeah, now I'm strong Strong A friend that I was watching it with Though like didn't like it And I was It's weird And I was like

Okay, I can see that this won't be for everybody So that takes place In Plague's backyard Man Basically Yeah It was Plague And it's interesting

Because you really get a feeling of it Of like there are parts in North America That just don't matter But just aren't parts Of the modern world Yeah And bad things happen

In those places And the other thing Between that and like Hannibal Like a lot of A lot of Okay Atler play

Yeah Getting used I think that's For Hannibal There's a specific reason But in True Detective True Detective came out like A little later

But True Detective Is because they're in the back woods So atlers are going to be a thing Anyway Hillbilly, crazy people Are gonna be like that They love it, right? Yeah

My dad has so many atlers in the back And after that It just put me right in the mood Right in the mood To fucking watch Fargo again You could never watch Fargo No, it's supposed to be really good too I've been meaning to

But I will watch Fargo forever It's such a good movie I have not seen Fargo I should get on that I've seen it multiple I can just rewatch it anytime Honestly, if you're done So that was cool

I marathond Beginning to end All of Alden O'Zero Oh cool, what did you think of it? Watch the whole thing You finished it? Yeah, absolutely Okay

What did you think of it? Alden O'Zero is a mecha show By Gennaro Bucci And it's very Run of the mill standard Yeah I enjoyed it I enjoyed when I saw what was happening

It didn't pull any punches Or do anything that was really Unexpected in terms of Mechas and fighting A lot of Gundam references A lot of references to Multiple types of fight the space war Thing going on

And that's all fine And Dandy Would have been great Except that last 10 minutes You didn't like the last 10 minutes? Awful Atrociously stupid Why is it so stupid?

Because characters You have to be careful About talking about this I'm gonna dance You're literally talking about The last 10 minutes of the show I'm gonna dance You know, I should look at you

I should look at Liam Liam It's so dumb It's so dumb because Characters do things Where you have the most What the fuck did you think Would happen if you did that

Sure You understand what I'm talking about? Yeah When big final battles are going on Remember how there's an interruption In the big final battle? Vaguely Whatever

It's been a bit But yeah, vaguely Slain's a dumbass Slain is a dumbass That's it He acted very poorly Yeah And what he does a thing

And then immediately Consequences follow And then he goes Why are these consequences Following my actions? I don't understand Yeah, he makes you stay And then makes a ton of more

Horrible decisions And then it ends And it's like That was terrible Are you gonna watch season 2? I guess It's coming January Right?

Or whatever It's said January 2015 On the thing But it's almost like Why even have a season 2 Just your character's brain Just falls out of their head The last second

But it's more than just falling out It's like Up until this point It's not even like It's been It's not been so tight To begin with Yeah

But these very clear decisions You're doing a thing That will obviously lead to this And you know it But you do it anyway And then don't understand Why it happens Okay, that's

That annoys me That really annoys me What did you think of The rest of the series? The rest of it was fun It's quite good Yeah And it provides you

With your roster of Like waifus to choose from And it provides you with Or waifus, huh? Yeah And it provides you with Your really cool mech design Some of the mechs

And the way they fight them Was really cool Yeah It's clever in that The fight It's a mecha show But the way the fights are Handled is

A more of a jojo battle Where it's like There is a problem That has been presented Because the mech boss You're fighting Has a specific characteristic He has a characteristic

And if you don't know it You will not win this battle You cannot win this But it is in Yeah That's a jojo battle In space Yes

In space In our honor And so your main guy Is just really good At being a tactician He's smart That's interesting And he's running

He's running around In A training suit Oh, what the Fuckin Zaku Okay, Zone of the Enders Two

The fucking thing you started Before you get Jehu T I don't LeV Yeah, you're running around In an LeV Fighting Unbelievable

Unstoppable And a new miss Yeah Because you're just a really good tactician Yeah And then that person Just fucks the moves At the very end

That's super smart Person No, no, no There's a matter Yeah It's like There's a little bit of a Gundam seed thing Where you have two main guys

Okay Except the machine doesn't matter If the guy is not as good as you That's cool Yeah Well They just outsmart them But he makes use of

The very specific circumstances Of where am I standing Right What can I use How can I solve this battle Which has a A giant mech With a literal

Impenetrable shield All over the body Yeah And when you touch it You take damage You disappear Yeah That's more than taking damage

Like you solve this problem You know It has some Pour water on it Yeah But god That fucking terrible ending I know a lot of people

Thought it was terrible But I know a lot of people Really liked it Well, it's not It was more annoying It's the same as the end It's like Half the people really hated it

And a lot of other people Really liked it It's divisive It's like I don't mind if it's written In a way where a character Makes poor choices And it goes

As a result of This character's mentality Like I understand Yeah When that's the tragic flaw But in this case It didn't feel like that It just felt like

I don't get consequences And that I don't remember it Specifically because I watched it Like the day it came out Which was like A month ago

What The last episode was a month ago It said like September 20th I think Was the air date For December 1st Oh, yeah, you're right

There's a lot of people Anyway, I'm not Yeah But regardless I haven't watched it in a bit I don't remember it being that iffy But I don't know I like the show

I'm glad to hear you liked it though Yeah No Like everything up to that point And Whatever I Like

Continued playing a bunch of Triple deluxe Which Has Continue When did you start A while ago No

You didn't mention it before He started when we went to Packs Yeah Yeah On the way Yeah Kirby's still adorable

Yeah Still great I mean, I got a ton of play out of DDD's drum Thing And Kirby Fighters Those were great And then the main adventure

Is really fun And I'm just bringing it up Because it does something notable Which is This is the second game I can think of That makes actively Solid use of the 3D

Mario Land has 3D Land Yeah 3D Land Is still like The right way to do it It's the right way to do it And Kirby has some great moments

Of using the 3D as well I started Triple Deluxe But I don't Maybe I'd need to play the You know, you go It's only further And you start seeing Where there's levels

Where you have a background And a foreground And When you're fighting a boss That jumps between the two And Certain powers Let you attack

Foreground Background And switch it up It starts getting really fun Okay So like Mutant Muds Kind of in that sense Mutant Muds

Didn't have like It didn't have like It was constant switch But the depth thing The depth thing like Mutant Muds But more switching back and forth Okay, cool And like

A lot of the bosses That you're used to Like Cracko And Hammer Joe And stuff like that Cracko's the fucking best Yeah, so But now you're fighting

Now you're fighting Cracko With like New moves Where he slides into the Foreground or the background And then you have to leap at him And he does He does like a lightning strike

That covers the entire plane That you have to switch You have to switch over And then you know Mix it up and stuff And it's fine I think Top Hunter did that Did it?

SNK Top Hunter Okay And I think Shantae on the DS But otherwise I'm struggling There's actually a few more I remember right down there It's really

I like the two plane thing It's fucking awesome Yeah, yeah All right News What's news There's none Thanks for tuning into this podcast

Well, first things first Is Ubi, please Thank you, Ubi You want to run that first? Yeah, what up? Well, this is No, this is Ubi thanks Ubi thanks

But no It's Ubi thanks Which is a follow-up to Ubi, please It's a consequence to Ubi, please No, they totally canceled The season pass for Assassin's Creed And everyone gets that first DLC free Which is

Which is really Consumer friendly actually Yeah That's because when you said it They didn't cancel it It's just like They stopped sales They stopped sales of it

So people cannot Erroneously buy it Yeah I guess that It's true, it was only that thread That said Yeah And for people like me

That had the season pass You get a free game Which is pretty cool And one of those free games is Far Cry 4 Which is awesome And that should be your free game That you pick up And then the other free game is The Crew

Which I am having a sneaking suspicion Is going to come out like Unity Well There's a bunch of other free games too Oh yeah Those are the newest You get Rayman Legends and Black Flag

Watch Dogs and Black Flag Yeah Watch Dogs They'll make up for the disappointment of Unity Yeah But good for you, Ubi Yeah, definitely They'll make some wrongs

And they've also put out Like some statement saying Hey, the new patch was good We still got more Yeah We're going to fix this Which is good You know what's great

Doing that Instead of You know what We're not fixing Mark and Origins Let's just make the DLC You know what's better than both Delaying your games So that none of this happens

Sure, definitely But Miss the quarter Fuck it I don't care I don't care anymore I don't care about delays anymore I know

I'm an adult now I know But in an annualized franchise Which releases this year Because it also It's a fly-annual franchise Is it also Like

I'm also the opinion that Like nowadays Especially this year They should have to fucking Delay your games But at the same time It's like Investors

Or night investors Where gamers go You delayed it What's wrong with it? A lot A lot But you don't want to tell people that Remember a show called

I Love Lucy I'm a big one I know I don't remember it Because it was a chocolate though Ever seen it And you have this conveyor belt Oh no

You got to eat them fast That's game development So you can't You can't You stop the Assassin's Creed And the chocolate Won't go through the conveyor belt Well actually

You mentioned that Like That's what EA is doing With Battlefield Like But EA can Then again Ubisoft should be able to

Yes Because Far Cry is good And Battlefield was like On a two-year cycle And like They're still delaying Hardline

Six extra months Because they admitted that Like We've Fucked the pooch on four And EA just stopped Making basketball games Yeah

Because they're like Shit The basketball one In particular was Interesting because it's like They did it twice They did it twice They cancelled that game

Twice Because they just can't Make a good enough basketball game In one year They can't You remember Oh God Does MLB the show

Continue to exist Yeah Absolutely Not for a little while But MLB Just came out Oh just

MLB the show Is notable Because That is Only on some places It's made by Sony San Diego So it's made by

Sony San Diego Every year Like almost every other sports game Comes out every two years And it is The de facto baseball game You want to play a baseball game You play the fucking show

Right No you should play baseball But Here's the thing The Agreement That Sony has With the MLB

Says put out a gamer Every year It's exactly the same As the NFL Agreement That EA has

And very such Sony takes The fine On the contract Wow So that they get That's fucking cool They

Eat the cost Of failing To That contract To make a game To make a way Way better game That

Totally dominates the baseball market There's literally No competition Yeah Because Their baseball game It's two years Everybody else got one

Yeah They have no chance Yeah That's what they got I never even considered that As a solution See That's the thing

You say that And it's like Right But you could just Not Especially with the Assassin's Creed Where they

Own Assassin's Creed You could guarantee Yourself 40% Bigger sales And not These Catastrophic Fucking stock market

Decreases If you just Didn't want to I want to just Step in That's like Absolute bullshit I know

But like Go look at There's like It's above where It was Before Right now Before a period

It's still lost money Like I explained It's something that Happens with Every electronic It's not tied to Equality thing Fine

You're right That being said You would get More sales Like More consistent sales That you would Also be able

To keep the game Series going For twice As long Before it burns Out The idea Of like

A business Dudley cross-counter Where you just Take the head Like Like that works And it'll be Let's them get away with it

Because they get their They get their money They don't give a shit They have Farka And then Fucking Assassin's Creed Farka is really like You know

Two is like It did well But it's just like Three was Really like Whoa Right And four is the fixed three

Yeah So I was like Why don't they just Fucking Like switch them out Every year No they both Need to come out

Every year I'm good and evil And Prince of Persia Santa Time Guess what Both What two of those games

Bombed were Not Splinter Cell So they Eat their own Sales sometimes Dude Far cry for Assassin's Creed Unity

Assassin's Creed Rogue And the crew Are all coming out Within 30 days Of one another Yeah That's The two

Assassin's Creed games Came out on the same Fucking day That was an experiment Let's not even Like include Just Dance 2014 You're right

You're right Fucking What was that Valiant Hearts Released like a month before Like Spread it out Fuckers

Holy shit It's one thing to say Spread it out But it's hard for Ubisoft Cause like It's hard to Describe just how big They're almost

10,000 employees They're like You can't More than three Nintendo Turning Turning It takes a year

Just to turn the boat But the thing is Like While they are that huge The number one Priority should be Your calendar Like setting up your

Calendars Feels like it should be Paramount But their calendar Is consistent Every year Sometimes they do this Remember

Because they have 10,000 employees Sometimes they do this Remember Rainbow Six Patriots There's a gigantic video Showing that game And then it just

Went dark And then they're just like We can't That shit Why? They're like No, no, the division Shut up now

The division Don't look at Patriots No, no, not the division Don't look at the division Look at Rainbow Six Siege Yeah But that's what I'm saying About their calendar

Like already We gave out Siege And the division Next year And then there's Assassin's Creed And Unity Engine 2 game

And you know Like I have a real Strong feeling That the division Is gonna be The next Destiny

The next Long time And Destiny was Developed for a long Fucking time Yeah, but then they Like halfway through

They just And I should mention What I mean by the next Destiny I mean the next Oh, it's gonna be The most amazing multiplayer Online

I don't know And then you go And you're like If you do a campaign And then you beat it And then a guy talks To you It's already better than

Destiny We've got announcements We've got all kinds Hand me with some Announcements Just blast them all over Okay We're gonna do

We're gonna run it quick We've got Scholar of the first sin Dark Souls 2 So The LP never stops No The LP's going to stop

The LP We're not We're not doing this We're not doing this Oh wait You're actually not Doing it? No

The whole game Is gonna get Rebalanced And Enemies moved around I assumed you were Gonna replay to that section And then go out

I don't know If that section's One section Two Uh Vanilla Or whatever Gonna read a bunch of patches

Uh And no Scholar of the first sin Seems really weird That game's coming out Like three weeks Or two weeks Even after Bloodborne

Yeah That's crazy That's Bad timing I don't agree I think HD Re-releases and remakes Can have any timing

And their tail This isn't an HD Re-release though For all intents and purposes It is man Console-wise This game Is gonna be

And it's gonna sell For years Okay well And you know You know that thing Where like early Xbox 360 games You find for ten dollars In the bargain myth

Yeah Because of how games work now It's gonna be ten dollars Digitally for years I mean Who's it for? Who's it for? People that don't own it

The people that are Gonna buy Bloodborne Are buying fucking Bloodborne You got a point The end So I guess I guess a lot of this Is just the negativity

Over the initial release Because the DirectX 11 Version of this Is a separate game On PC Yeah So that's the thing Is like

And worse than that It's splitting All the user bases A console jump Is a lot more tangible And you can see And understand It's the DirectX 11

Version And when that got announced You were here And you were playing Dark Souls And you asked Well Changing DirectX 9 To DirectX 11

You can't just Patch that in Can you? I go Yeah you can Of course you can Like Far Cry Has a

A rendering API Option in its menu In the settings Not all games are built equally So who knows That being said So on Twitter

Ben and Emko said We're gonna be Really excited To announce some upgrade Plans for PC players So what this better be Is like sleeping dogs I don't know if you guys

Know how sleeping dogs Definitive It's like Do you own sleeping dogs? Yeah Okay then you're gonna pay For ten bucks Which is the DLC

Yeah And then That's totally fine But if they're like No just buy the game again Yeah Well if they said There's an upgrade plan

That's already pretty good to hear Yeah As long as it Shows up Yeah Safe compatibility Yeah Man

This could either be Like amazing Or the most disappointing thing ever And if it's disappointing You can just play Bloodborne Yeah Because like If they fix

Like soul memory And how Like that item durability bug And just Just a couple Like Mechanics Just fix it a little bit

If they trade out half the bosses For new better ones I was about to say I was about to say They're not redoing out the No But Maybe

Maybe they are They said they're gonna re-texture it And put in better lighting So maybe we're gonna get That original lighting We will see Because if they If they fix the lighting

If they fix a couple Like gameplay issues That are a long term problem And a couple bugs And re You know Populate the world Like that could

Actually be Like a much better game Oh absolutely But I'm looking forward to it Yeah We've got The only other game

Announcement Equally on par With fucking Dark Souls 2 Gunman Clive 2 is coming out Yeah Yeah He can play as a duck again Hell yeah

And it's got those Behind the back Horse riding Like riding missions Yeah Lots of red Gunman Clive Is like

One of the ultimate Like holy shit Success stories out of nowhere Like that That's made by And his brother Barrel Barrel on Neogath

Barrel And he just like If you remember seeing I probably gave you that chart Yeah Where he's like It did okay on an iOS And then every successive device

It did better It did better And now it's like A 3DS exclusive Or something You know Initially it is He brought something

That people were looking For At a good price That was the main thing But nanos It's 2 bucks We're living With Kickstarter

And with Indies like this Time In which we get to see That there are What's called an Un-served market Yeah There are people that want

This genre And that genre Hasn't existed for 10 years So You just have to Fill the gap So when it comes in And it's good

It explodes And everyone goes Whoa, sleeper head But I mean like There are games like Mutant Mudge and stuff That are basically Like Mega Man type games

Like Mega Man Clive is But like he said The price That it came out at Price is nuts We couldn't fight that What's the price? It's a buck 99

That's pretty good That's pretty good So yeah Trailer for Part 2 That's so nothing That it's nothing I hear they announced The sequel to one of the best

Games of all time ever And it's a competitive Online multiplayer game Okay So are we talking about Secret Ponchos? Nozgoth? No

I'm excited for Secret Ponchos Because Secret Ponchos Looks like the shit I have not been looking At Secret Ponchos For the past year I have not been looking Amazing for a long time

Secret Ponchos looks really cool And it's coming out today Yeah I know I'm super excited to play it Tell me what game You're talking about Secret Ponchos I'm not talking about

Secret Ponchos Why what's up I think You're brother Okay what were you talking about Secret Ponchos is a top view Almost like Some asymmetric kind of view And

Fighting western Style game It's a twin stick PvP western Okay That sounds cool It's dude's art Characters play

Draftically different From each other And you just You do it And it's like a fighting game Looks great You have PlayStation Plus Yeah

No excuse It's free Do I have it You have it I gotta check that Tomorrow You have that Okay Lee

What game are you talking about No no What is the game Yeah you want Metal Gear Online Oh we are finally circling back No It's the sequel

To the sequel One of the best games ever Oh I know I know I was gonna get there I'm so fucking excited You're excited But I'm so annoyed

Metal Gear Online Opening and closing And opening and closing again Yeah Hopefully this one Can stay open And hopefully You can sign up for it

It will And hopefully I'm sure This will be the one Where they will not Have any bullshit Sign in to KojimaNet Sign in to

Have a PS2 Ethernet Chronic ID Chronic ID You know But Chronic ID Stopped me From playing that game This is the lessons learned

Where they're finally Integrated with regular console stuff Cause Kojima is that forward thinking Snake Or Orc's 20 guards On a map

The size of Ground Zeroes Go Go Or it'll be The time locked Experience that MGO always is This one Where you get to enjoy it

For the lifespan Of the game And then it's dead But when you're doing it Because it was like The only game where I was like I'm actually gonna Sell this bullshit on my PS2

To play it And it was glorious When it lasted No That's why MGS4 is on my list It's this horrible thing That like Only MMO players

Get this feeling Because it's like This amazing MGO on subsistence Was fucking Mind-blowing It was amazing And you can't play it

You at home Tough Can't play it Not even in age You will never play it Because it's Unless you do the fan hack Yeah

But Well even Metal Gear Online On PS4 Is really fucking good It's not as good as MGO on I never got to it Why not Because Konami ID stopped me

I didn't have a hard time with that I remember trying And I just Oh that's a shame I couldn't make it go And that's gonna be revealed At Keely Show Yeah

I'm excited for that It'll be good Jeff Keely is funding The Game Awards this year It's got Totally out of pocket Yeah that's insane But like

Wow he's devoted to this I guess Kudos to him Shout out to him I hope it doesn't turn into A giant train wreck Well what's his face isn't Gonna be there this year so

Community Joel McHale Oh god damn I waited to ruin that show last year Yeah although that show Was already pretty Ruiny to begin with Though I kinda like

The train wreck man I think So I disagree I loved I loved McHale Some of those moments That's how I feel

About award shows Yeah Some of those moments Well I think Award shows are dumb I think they should just have Here's the trailer show And just show

It's all revealed Sure Well there's gonna be Like a bunch of trailers In the trailer show So you can watch that Yeah I just don't want

Yeah I don't want the award parts We got Broken Age Act II Early 2015 Can't wait Sounds good Did you guys play

The first act at all It's sitting on My Steam Library Underneath the unplayed Which has A billion games in it Okay you should fix that It's only like

I bought it It's good I will It's good Before I die And I think Play Broken Age You know what

I'll probably I'll probably Have a lot more impetus To play it Once the second part is out Any other Adventure game Things coming out

This week Yeah we got An action adventure game Coming out From David Jaffe He's working on A new game For Sony

Under his Name Yeah The Bartlett Jones Hold on This is his third Or fourth company now That he's started

Well after Eat Sweet Play Eat Sweet Play Like I think this is his third Um God The Bartlett Jones

Goes Supernatural Detective Agents Supernatural That's gonna last Way to have a name For your company That for your friends

Can snicker about Cause that's the most Inside name ever It seems like They're making a game For Sony Because they're Revealing it

At the PlayStation This week So that's God damn That's this week It's on the fifth Fifth and sixth Oh that's the trailer

Show I want And it's right after The game awards Not the beach So when you're Watching the game Awards They'll be like

A really suspicious Lack of Sony announcements Because They're all gonna All tomorrow Yeah Also China get

Hype Because Infinity Blade Destiny Which is an Infinity Blade port That Was Destiny Subtunnel

Subtunnel Yeah Infinity Blade Like console game That you used With the Kinect Wait is it actually Infinity Blade

It's Infinity Blade No no No it's totally Infinity Blade Why is it only for China Cause well For now it is Cause Epic Games

Is owned by Tencent Which is a Chinese company I did not know that Aren't they owned by Tencent Anyway they have I think everyone's A Chinese killer app Well it's for one reason

Or another That's where they're putting it You know what I think that has Actual potential I know all about this So here just give me a sec So it's Infinity Blade

One through three All mashed together In the same game And like made into A fancy good feeling Game And not some just Jagged collection

You know what I mean Yeah And for now it is For China And they said They're looking at KS4 and the rest of the World in the future

But for now Since it's being Made in China And the connect thing It's actually looking Interesting in the sense That like to block You have to put the gesture

Up to block Hey Tencent How about you mother fuckers Bringing over that god damn Chinese monster hunter MMO With the war ends on Fucking cry tech

Cry engine Yeah what a great engine Cry engine Dude it looks amazing Rathians have never had So many polygons I'm just making fun A sonic game

But if No if Infinity Blade Literally never looked They're gonna patch that game To put in PS2 models You watch Infinity Blade can be

The exception to the rule With iOS games Yeah Maybe it can be The exception to connect Maybe No definitely It's so simple

And dance Dance central always Was that thing The one game That you know Connect But D4

Right I didn't play with connect I thought you said You and your I mean I tried it For like a little bit But not To any

Wow What a non-shill What cause I was like I was like Really? Cause I thought it'd be the reverse No it was alright Yeah I think that's my problem

Is even in the game It was like Oh man this is the best use Of this technology Like Infinity Blade On iOS I was like This is the best touch

Controls ever I'm like I would rather Use a goddamn analog stick Yeah Turn it to punch out Like maybe that's just Cause I'm old

No Yeah so you're young I agree And it's double weird Because it's like Xbox over in China Like how Fucking

You mean the place Yeah Wow What negative number Is that performance at At this point Like is that We don't know

The sales numbers for Xbox in China have been Fine so far Like the initial numbers Were like a hundred thousand Units shipped and it's like Okay I think they're rationed

To a specific amount Yeah they're rationed To a specific amount as well But like It's worth noting That the company that's Doing Xbox in China Also kind of is doing

PS4 also So they're interested In China? Yeah In China It's kind of China and Brazil Are growing as huge game places

Now let's slide that A little bit of that map A little bit over And look at Xbox over in Japan It is Doing Horribly

It's hard to state Just how poorly it's doing Well actually it's not I just went with a With a It's very easy I just went there It's like full on

38,000 38,000 We're sold I'm glad I managed To remember that number That's a pretty good And what Ever

In Japan Lifetime Oh Whoa I thought you were Gonna say in the month Of November No

Japanese lifetime sales 38 If I'm not mistaken That's below The launch numbers For 360 That's below Xbox original

As well So hey It's a good idea To release your Unpopular console In this country In a time Where all consoles

Are unpopular Well you Gotta try Right? I don't think Xbox's launch In Japan Can do

Be anything other than A catastrophic loss So here's the news Xbox Japan boss Takashi Senzu Resigns Well He's working

For the company But he's no longer I gotta get a real job Because he's working On Microsoft America Right? Yeah No I think

He's still in Japan But he's doing A different job I think I saw America That's gotta be hard I'm pretty sure He moved to America Because

I bet He's like Xbox One Is a fine console It's okay I don't have one It's a good buy But for you to like

He must bust the I don't doubt That that guy Busted his ass Yeah Right? And he's met with like No one cares man

Well you're being handed The worst fucking gig And you've gotta play it You gotta play through it The audience doesn't give a fuck They don't wanna hear Your shitty music But you've gotta just

Sit up there And do your half an hour And you know Here's the thing though The reason why The reason why The reason why The reason why

The reason why They even attempted to bring And you killed back Where polka comes from Yeah exactly They love you there In Scandinavia The reason why

The original Xbox Even came out of Japan Cause he's like Well we wanna get Japanese games on the system And we wanted The selling Japan Do you remember that interview

Where Blackwell Was talking about How they had Makami In the room And they fucking failed To get RE4 As an exclusive For the Xbox

Yeah They just They fucked Like some miscommunication Of like One dick head businessman Caused RE4 To go to the GameCube

Instead of the Xbox Yeah and then He was like Interested in seeing What Microsoft had to say But when that one flub He's like Ah fuck it

I'm gonna go He hates Shinji Bakami At that time Had a hate boner For Sony for whatever reason Yeah He was like bitter

About Kingdom Hearts He would cut his own head off He was like Because Microsoft fucked up I'll just go to the place Least likely Nintendo And then

They missed out on that Do you remember what The flub was? No it was some They kept him waiting It was something Relatively minor It might have even

Been a translation thing But just Kind of rude And just blew the meeting Basically just blew the meeting And that Like Matt You're totally right

That's why the Xbox Even launched in Japan It didn't launch So the consumers Would get it It launched so that They'd get his hands on the Xbox Yeah

And be like Hey the Xbox And they released the 360 In hopes that maybe We can do better But it's like Now you just know That you can't

And now it's not even Important to sell games Like now Japan Wants to sell games And everywhere else Because That's where The actual month

Yeah so Japanese There's a lot of Japanese Companies Like Tecmo Koai And stuff Where their presidents Are speaking out And they're like

We are really fucking Trying to get Japanese Sales up It's hard It's hard to turn around On any console It's gotta be one of the Pre-existing

Fucking like Genre archetypes Or it's nothing As far as getting Sales in Japan goes It's like These things sell And these things that don't

Sell Sell zero Kind of yeah exactly And it's like There's no in between there You get scale bound Or maybe some other Japanese game

And it's not Because platinum cares about Like I don't care I care about selling Fucking units Wherever America's so big

If it's in Europe Like great And you got to see Like Square Trying to do that It's like no We need to make global games Because the Japanese market

Is Oh shit But then they went Way too far And they're like No We shouldn't make global games For the world

We should make Japanese games And just send them everywhere Which is Like actually not a bad Lo and behold Yeah wow look We defaulted pretty good Yeah

Yeah it sucks Microsoft's lucky that There's still companies That want to support them exclusively Companies like Experience And mages Supported them all the way

Through the 360 But those companies don't do numbers Like I was looking through some release You know I was looking through some release Like lists Do you know who fucking

Supported the Xbox More than anyone Even more so than Microsoft Fucking from software Basically made half the games That were released on that There's a lot There's a lot

There's a couple That we don't even know Murakumo Murakumo Which is what they just Heard about And I'm like Oh my god

They made so many fucking games For the Xbox I have a strong belief That that like kneecapped From software For a good long time Up until Demon's Souls Because like

The only thing that made it To other platforms Was the Armored Core series Yeah Which was not Like I I don't care if you like Armored Core That's fine

But Armored Core is not Fucking a togi Uh From software A togi just kicks ass In that generation Because they did like Eternal Ring on the PS2

And both Lost Kingdoms games On the GameCube Oh it's true You look around And they were just So in everywhere actually Yeah Have you seen Murakumo?

I bought I bought a copy You got it? Of course I bought a copy I saw a video of it And I was like Oh this is worth it This is worth a video

It's rough Yeah Yeah well You'll sit on that couch Um So yeah Fucking The greatest amiibo

Of all time Is the saddest amiibo Not only can you get The double arm cannon variant You can fucking unlock Russian metro stations Now the thing is Supposedly this is a hack

And what's up is It will make the light Turn green But it won't necessarily Open the game Yeah But sometimes it does open the game Apparently it just opens

Really quickly But then it like Because usually the light Stays green long enough That you can walk by And in this case As soon as you pull it off It goes away

What the fuck Whatever it is Funged numbers are doing something Well it's like Hey you got an opus card right Yeah Pull out and look at it You see that chip

Yeah exactly What do you think is in an amiibo Yeah it's that It's that Which is also in your bank card Which is also in Yeah So what are we going to see

We're going to see that NFC technology is going to get Co-opted by dirtbags To do crazy Crazy shit Yeah maybe Um The security for NFC

Is really insane in Japan though Like because NFC is Way more popular there Than it is here Like by a factor of like A bazillion Oh I know this That's a scientific number

A bazillion Yeah a bazillion So like A hojillion Depending on how fast We get advanced NFC stuff Yeah We'll see how bad people

Get into it There's a really cool Um Thing with Canadian joysticks They have weeklies And so they have a They have a weekly tournament Over in Vancouver

And so this was going And a player entered Called Waveshine And it was basically Playing Fox And went up to Loser Semi Just wiping the floor With everybody

And what not And lost Right at Loser Semi And then it was revealed That Waveshine was an Amiibo This Amiibo Got to Loser Semi At level 30

Because Place third Attorney Because it's that fucking hard Because it reads your It reads it once And it has fucked up stats Like you can have

Legit Amiibo tournaments now Like I can't believe Amiibo cock fighting Is a thing I was serious about I've always wanted to have An Amiibo tournament Ever since that announcement And it's the point where

Like you could See, this is where Amiibo Gets cool Because it's when people Start using Amiibos As like money matches What? No, I was going to say

People said Like I would watch Amiibo salty bet Right Right We could do that Totally What's the second

Like the most Obvious ultimate Amiibo game Is to capitalize on this And make not Pokemon But like Like your Amiibos You play as them

So like You cock fight With your Amiibo Well that's the whole premise And they don't go up to Level 50 They go up to like Level 1000

Of course That's what the disney But it's like And then And then And then you find out that Amiibos are actually From a magic forest

Yeah I want I want I want I want my Amiibo To be the very best Like

No one ever was But it's like Level 50 They're already doing Frame perfect inputs Rolls dodges And so on What the fuck

They're reacting They're reacting to inputs That can't be imported Yeah Like That's absurd That's very tight We should have just used

Our Amiibos And pretended it was us But you can tell No you can't Yeah You can see the level Not to the untrained You're not that good at that

Why is this blur Constantly on that Amiibo Our names are all F.P. Shut up That's true That's for friend power Barf

Thank you Sure The This was really cool So the guy That designed the mechs In Revengeance Yeah

Is designing mechs For Xenoblade Chronicles X Yeah he is Oh what do you mean Design the mechs In Revengeance The robot shit You mean all the electronic

Mechanical designs Yeah okay Okay so just character The rafters The The The The mechanical

Of course There are robots Celcius Yeah Which is not one of the The best words Me and Matt first went to Two legged

Two armed mechs Like You get in and pilot The cockpit Of them Okay Yeah exactly Yeah

That's cool Yeah I can catch it Was just a fun little tidbit Like Yeah Good cause if your games About mechs Those mech designs Better be cool

Better be the The thing I'm sick of It's why they're called dolls Especially if your Living up to stuff like The Xenogires mechs Which are so cool They're a bit passe

No they're not They're super cool The only thing I really Don't like about the Xenogires mechs Is that the well tall Which is Phase mech They're constantly

Referred to it Is a black gear Despite the fact that It is clearly blue No You're clearly color blind No it's blue I'll get the case

Out right now Um He's actually looking back He's actually doing it Sure In the meantime Like I just love Like random little fun

Tip of things where like Someone writes A physics That's fucking blue Wow Yeah That plays really well On the podcast

It's kind of blue tinted But I can see How people could interpret That as black Yeah you would think that You're fucking asshole It was interesting tidbits Someone wrote a physics paper

On what it would be like In a world where Mario Galaxy Planets existed And they're like this Dumb It would not work Like the TLDR of it is

Your head would inflate Yeah And your face would pop And then the planet would just explode The moment it came into existence The end It was birth Is that because they're too small?

It doesn't make any To have that level of gravity On something that small And Rosalina Your galaxy is bullshit Like everyone would turn into the The end of Total Recall The original

And then just die But way faster Way faster than that That's what real Mario Galaxy Would be Sick Can't wait for that In Quaid's head

Was it all in Mario's head? Get your ass to battle Battle block And of course Speaking of old movies We can roll into the trailers That all popped up this week Jurassic World

Look at all these young Pretty hot people That are going to get eaten By a super dinosaur Say goodbye kids I've followed Jurassic World For a while They've started

And restarted Cancelled And recancelled Steven Spielberg's going to do it He's not It's had a plague development cycle But now they've got Chris Prett So it's all locked in

Yeah So I heard Chris Prett And I went who And then And then The Guardians of the Galaxy And then of course Oh

That's the fat guy From Parks and Recreate Yeah Yeah exactly So That's awesome And then I watched The actual trailer

And I went I don't know I don't know If I think that Pratt's line He has a line in the trailer That says So you decided to

Make a new dinosaur I don't think that's a good idea And kind of dry And I don't think If I don't know If I hate that line Or I love it Like

Yes It's kind of a witty Like ha ha Don't You're going to get eaten But it's like It's so on the nose Because that's clearly

Before it goes back It might be also a thing And that's Slightly out of context The line And sometimes The type of shit I don't know

I don't know I didn't get a real Like Bryce Dallas Howard The awful Fucking The awful Betty Not Betty Brandt

Oh my god I can't remember I can't remember a name A Spider-Man Gwen Stacy The awful Gwen Stacy From Spider-Man 3 Sure

And the woman from Lady in the Water If all of us Thankfully don't remember That M Night Shyamalan I remember that movie She was that red-headed Scientist

Superhot young person Yeah And there's like No character in the movie You know what I mean So was this Yes I do Was this started

It seems very Phantomenos-y We'll get to that Wow Was this Restarted on the heels Of Lost World Or even before

What do you mean by It started on the heels J.P.3 Like was this Was this movie Interesting World Since Since Jurassic Park 3

It's like You can go back to Articles saying There's gonna be a fourth Jurassic Park Then there's not Then three later It comes back up again Then four years later

Blah blah blah blah And then they were really close To starting it Then Steven Spielberg said And specifically Your script is garbage And then they stopped it And then it started back up

That's a sick burn That Spielberg That'll lock out Your entire fucking Lockout Yeah Like That's a lockout

Not gonna combo Someone fucking Put the wrong input there Try to combo Break it and Fucked up Fuck So yeah

There's something about it That Why did the CG look worse Than Jurassic Park 1? The Brontosaurus Is it walking around? Did the Cp1 Use practical effects?

It uses both It uses both Okay bro In JP1 In JP1 They do the smart thing Anything that people Don't have to interact with

Is CG Yeah Anything that people Have to actually Be next to Is practical Yeah So that you don't get that

You know It's the name of the scene Where the T-Rex puts its face Right next to the That's a real head Because if you did that In CG You wouldn't get the heat

And the The hair Which is Which is the right way To fucking do it But I do know The fully digital T-Rex

Because I remember this It was a terabyte Of data Which back then Was Half the world That was half the world's data It was for that fucking

Special effect Exactly So yeah That was nuts Um Yes Yes Of course

The Force Awakens Black stormtroopers Of course Black stormtroopers I believe that's Moses from Attack the block I believe that's

The guys from Fucking spaceballs Combing the desert Yeah Yeah So I thought that Immediately

And then someone From the video Was up within an hour Yeah Of course This black stormtrooper And where the fuck Are my wipes?

Oh Not in a trailer Never Not in a trailer You're gonna be there For sure They better be there It's impossible that they wouldn't

I think that Like even the shitty fucking Clone Wars CG shaped As the wipes As the trailer went on And And

Oh So I came in I'm a big fan of The original Star Wars movies And I'm the one And I'm I'm the person who Introduced all of you guys

To the Plinkett reviews Yes, true Originally Cause those Those fucking It took me years to understand How disappointed I was For a fan of those movies

And it required Seven hours of videos To show you I should mention I'm not a big Star Wars fan Like Like I don't

Read the fucking Exciting Universe Cause that's crazy And I played a couple Star Wars games But I think those are original But I really Like them as films

They're super good And When I saw that Abrams was picked up And Like You remember why Abrams Chose to do Star Trek?

Cause he Aided it Cause he never watched Star Trek He's like I don't like Star Trek So he says I'm not afraid to fuck it up Cause

I don't know what the fuck I don't know And like That kind of Mindset is so great And that's why he didn't Want to do Star Wars Cause he's

Offered it before And he loves Star Wars He's proclaimed Like one of the biggest Star Wars fans ever Exactly And the thing has been going This needs to be

A goddamn Real Practical Shot Like we'll do CG For the Unbelievable X-Wings

Over-the-Water Shot Which is amazing But no That That person's That droid's gonna be real That thing's gonna be real

We're gonna be in the desert We're gonna be When people are talking To people You should probably Have real shit around them Some times Okay

Now this begs the question Have you seen The George Lucas Special Edition I did not I saw that That was a thing It's what Liam was talking about It is fabulous

It's so good Because it's It's not overplayed It's just enough It's just enough To turn it up too much Yeah you gotta check it out So the

Uh, Mega 64 Also did a really good Trailer for Star Wars And it's It's just their own take on it It's just So these

This movie They've found Darth Vader's hand This movie takes place in a Weird 30 years or so Not period Because I don't mean the time Period of the movie

I mean like period For the franchise Cause Disney just Uncanonized everything Yes It's gone Well as a result Of them wanting to make these movies

Right so it's like Okay well what are they Actually gonna keep And they keep the one good Thing From the expanded universe Which is Just killing the emperor

Doesn't destroy The entire empire Yeah of course And that's why That's like And they're Like this movie assumes that You know those added scenes

At the end of Return of the Jedi Yeah Those didn't happen Because I didn't know that It doesn't make any sense Why would they be celebrating Like Coruscant is just free

Of the empire Like all the millions of Store troopers just disappear As soon as the empire is around Yeah and like No that war Just gonna continue For another three movies

And the big controversy now Is like the lightsaber With the lightsaber What's the lightsaber look like So the claymore lightsaber The claymore yeah Well it's kinda cool I mean like

I think it's personally cool But I don't blame anyone For going that stupid way Yeah Guess what A lightsaber is stupid From every single aspect Of the lightsaber hilt

It's like Functionally you know What purpose that serves It's to help you block But Yes But The laser doesn't come out

Close enough to the hilt There's clearly A large metal truck You can just Slash through the litter Through that part And that And the thing is

And the clone wars Introduced that Style of lightsaber Yeah So it's like They have to kinda go Well we've already Introduced

Already done stuff with this So There might be something More there Cause I originally was like That looks dumb That was my first reaction Because of that exact thing

Cause of the hilt thing And then I was I talked to a couple people online And I was told to go back And look at it And first of all That is the biggest lightsaber ever

That is Like twice as long It was a broadsword It's It's like 11 feet long It's Gigantic

It's way taller Than a person And the second thing That I noticed in the trailer It looks like a piece of shit And I don't mean the The The design

I mean like It is a Cobbled together Busted ass thing Piece of junk You know how What a lightsaber looks like Looks like a pure laser

Yeah This thing's falling Apart It's just rattling The blade is Bubbling And the Crossguard

Doesn't look like laser beams It looks like Flame just Yeah Yeah Yeah And the idea is Because

The Jedi are dead For Forever And the Sith have been gone forever It's not like A special type It's a bad lightsaber A guy made it more than me

It's all I got And there There's some old Expanding Universe stuff About how old Shitty lightsabers Needed vents To shoot out

Excess garbage Yeah Oh so that could be it So like I guess the idea is That this Sith Or dark side guy Is just some guy

Totally separate From the events Of everything Which sounds awesome He found the crystals And just Just kind of figured out How to make it

Okay Maybe That also could be A fan rationalization Yes It could just Actually That being said

After A couple times Like yeah Looks cool Because every Star Wars thing Is going to have To realize that it was like Twice as long

As the regular one Like fine You're not going to be Blocking people with the help Because it's like 10 feet long Yes let's put Guts in the Star Wars

Yeah Why I like that Big long Stupid sword It also facilitates Not going And throwing it all around And doing bullshit

From like The previous It's Big Long Big wide swing Big wide swing You hope

J.J. Brooms does that Because Lightsaber fighting has been The twirly twirls For the last three Three Well it's because

Lucas changed his mind Like an asshole In the direction For the original movies Is okay Mark The lightsaber is super heavy It's like 30 pounds

Pretend it's like 30 pounds He's like Okay And that's why those fights Look like that Because they're supposed To be imagining them Swinging around

Broad source Yeah And then When he does the prequel stuff Okay It's light So it's totally weightless Can you hold one in your mouth?

Design it Whoever the fight choreography Design it Design what sword fights Would look like With weightless swords Yeah But it has the worst case

But like That's the stupidest If you have no weight in a sword How do you even use it? Like You cut yourself all the time We do When we were watching Guy

And we were complaining about One unfortunate flaw Where people are not swinging At bodies They're swinging At the sword of the enemies Of course Right

So And fucking Star Wars episode one Was the one that Broke my mind on that Well three No for me It was episode three

Because The moment In the With Obi-Wan Versus fucking Anakin Where they literally Twirl their swords Around next to each other

And don't hit Or swing Or faint They just They do Fucking It's a fake out They do rave twists

With their glow sticks For a while And it's the dumbest shit And you're like What is the point of this The other Because it looks good The other reason

That in the In the class movie Is why the fights Are also like that And then You're right Because I remember hearing About how you like

You know Changed his mind But it's also because The special effect was Really hard Yeah So that's why There was only like

Three fights Ever with lightsabers And something Yeah Frame by frame But It's just fucking hard But no matter what

No matter Even if it turns out No The little attachment That comes out And you're ruined It's done I really hope

I really hope that Tired I hate Star Wars Harrison Ford Does not ruin this movie Because he very well could Because he's a main character in it And

He's a million He's a million years old And he hates Star Wars Yeah So And he doesn't care About acting anymore Yeah

He'll show up in anything Whereas Mark Hamill Apparently Got super buff Like he kind of Fattened up over the years Barely

Yeah He slid it down And he's just an old Luke Skywalker So that's the thing Is that I would have liked In the trailer It doesn't have to be

In the dialogue Shots of the old actors Like one No Maybe even just one Maybe even just Luke Just him looking at the camera And that'd be the last

Stinger Shot That's in the trailer That is the Stinger Shot The lightsaber that goes on That's the noise that His lightsaber makes When it turns on And you're

Not going to get that In the first trailer Not Trevor Even it's a teaser I know I just put the trailer Over the top You don't want to give

That fucking teaser Credit for Fucking jumps Carrying me In a teaser What? For when the black guy No the very first moment

With the music boom And the guy Yeah Don't have a print Actually startle Because They're like Oh my god

I wish the south had won Technically in Star Wars The south did That's not a hilarious Uh Story on destructory That says

Well it seems Like No more heroes Did the lightsaber Hilt things first And shows Henry cooldowns Lightsaber

Which if you recall Has the exact same thing Yeah No actually Henry cooldowns Makes a lot more sense And then it goes Update

I have been informed That many Star Wars nerds Are like No It was the Expanded Universe Fucking Marajay

Or some bullshit No Japan can't be the one Dude I then I then responded to them With I'm not counting Fanfiction

That should have been Could you imagine If Kyle Katarn is in like The second movie Or if Or if my favorite Expanded Universe Character

Dash Rendar And IG88 Man Yeah that's the problem When they did that It's like I appreciate them Clean slating it To be like

Okay come on We want to make the movies But this fucking Holy fucking shit We don't want to put fucking Throne in the movie I don't care He's a cool blue admiral

I don't give a shit Right but at the same time It's like Those four characters That we just mentioned Were worth it They were actually Interesting characters

But when Think about all the baggage That comes with them They're like Kyle Katarn to Jedi But they hate Jedi When Fuck

I'm one of these now When this new trilogy is over There's just going to be An EU2 Yeah Yeah They just have to Sell more shit

I'm sure the manager Is a lot cleaner this time For these next three Disney You know what? Disney maybe For these next three movies Or in those spin off movies

That they're also making Don't forget those Yeah MTV show I want a sniff I want a peak I want a nibble Of that fucking

Red Sith Twilight girl Oh god I don't know what her name is All I know is that I want that Juhani Is that her name?

There's a character That is that In the Kotor one She looks like A Darth Maul twilight No way No way She doesn't have the head thing

That was That was She's from Way, way Way in the past That's You know what that is She's super gone

That's asking for Darth Maul With the propo legs Yeah For his For his yellow brother But it's the one statue I've ever seen

Of Star Wars character I'm like I don't know who this is But I need this on my desk Yesterday Yeah She's from the fucking Old, old Republic

Yeah, yeah, yeah You can't happen But still But yeah Cautiously excited Sure, sure And we can That movie's wrapped

Oh by the way If you If anyone's listening It's like I want to look up stuff About the new Star Wars movie Don't There are so many fucking

Production details That have leaked out Like half the plot Is out there Oh I haven't seen that stuff Good Like Dude fucking

But like It's Star Wars So it'll be impossible Like Okay this franchise Is always going to have that With every one of their movies Because

It's too big It's too huge People live their lives People who work on the thing Have these contracts To say if you Leak details There was that guy

That was funny Okay Let's Leak the details There was a guy That was like a ballet dancer Or a dancer Who they were getting to do some

Practical shit And he was like tweeting Yeah I was like What the fuck Get out What are you doing? What are you doing?

Get out of here Get the fuck out It's the most secret thing ever What are you doing? Why are we selling Hudson? I don't know And we've got finally What you put her in charge?

I thought we were going for more Of a Jerry Seinfeld thing But like Oh man I've been watching A bunch of comedians And cars getting caught Oh it's so good It's such a great one

It's the best It's such a great one There's not enough of it It's rare It's like cause They're like 11 minutes long Because it's 20 Well because Jerry

Just basically does it At his own fucking pace And they're like Yeah we'll fuck you To go do this forever Yeah That guy likes cars Yeah he does

Like Picard Not quite ATV and off-roading God damn it Fucking motherfucker And then finally We've got all the juicy Gossipy details

From the massive Two hour interview With CM Punk Oh yeah The insides of the The dramas And the deep Spoilers

Vince is an asshole Like Like we didn't know Like everything he said You just used your nod Your head like New depths Like guess what

The doctors won't Diagnose my staff infection Cause it'll put me off Of the schedule That's bad That's real fucking bad Yeah put me off of the schedule Of the shitty storyline

That I hate too Also don't pay me my royalties And when I leave Because you don't pay me my royalties Fire me on my wedding day Fire you on your wedding day Wow Wow Vince

That being said What an asshole That man knows How to play a hardball Yeah That's how you run a business You know He's a stickler

That's some hardball You gotta respect the drive I was talking to Takahata About this Cause he's Wait like If we think we're Or like

We're intonuously Like that guy is really in there We're super servers I was talking to him And I just get this message On Facebook all in caps Like dude They fired him

On his wedding day Like like Yeah yeah yeah He was listening to it At the time I'm like yo do you hear about This crazy fucking Like see the fucking

I hope this is just a continuation Of the storyline though That Oh my god The greatest thing ever Cause who else Would be dead For that story

If that happened I would pay for the network for life Just to support them For being so fucking Like see him Punk goes and gets an office job For like three years Like the moment

The moment that he did The tell all The live The live shoot Right Like they planned this thing Where they're like Everyone pays attention

When I go off the rails And tell the truth So they planned this entire work That From fucking years ago That is fucking amazing That is the greatest literary work Of the 20th century

Yeah it would be 21st too as well Who cares I don't care what comes after it All three of them All three centuries Yeah But yeah no

Like just lots of Lots of shit coming out from that And I heard that Jericho Did another podcast To refute some of the things he was saying Because Jericho is one to do that Jericho is like

No I have to be the biggest asshole But he has Jericho has nothing with the company anymore Like No no you still Like He's still on the payroll Yeah

I think he's still on the payroll But he comes back like once a year And he's like No I need to tour With Fawzi His band Whatever Whatever

I'm a rock star So many Like Jericho has his own podcast And Jericho just has Like actual musicians Like he had Slipknot on Yeah you know he's connected With all those people

Why can't we get Slipknot on Like please tell me About yourself the Slipknot Slipknot Fuck that Get Warren here Oh yeah No actually no

Let's not get Warren here Let's get them in the best place Warren is dead by the way Well Oderis Orungus is dead Yeah But like Warren is alive Just get his corpse in here

Our plans are ruined And the new lead singer is like This girl Like a girl Warren Really I need to see that I forgot her name but It's just like

These Russell's Let's get the Let's go get Gigi Allen's skeleton Oh fuck He'd be down He wouldn't care Just piss in the eye sockets Just roll it around and shit for a while

Hey Lawrence Can you send us Cliff's body Yeah Like We're getting too inside If you had to Perform necromancy I bet you

Gigi Allen's skeleton Would be one of the most Powerful Plans You could get a hold of He'd be a fucking general Like oh Oderis

There's too much crap Oh jeez This is really gross skeleton Stap him right next to Kenji I'm just picturing like The lich from Adventure Time Just being like There's too much

Just fucking too much Put it back Close the crypt It's like if we're Fitting musical like I'm gonna bring back Like Lisa Left Eye Lopez

And Aliyah And make a zillion million Dollars on their new Skeleton duo Like If you want To write in a letter And tell us about

What six skeleton duos You'd fight How much money could you make If you just took a musician Like a band skeleton And set them up like Marionettes on stage And played their music

You got a hologram now Why not How much money would you make How much do you want to see For the reunion track I can't answer that But I can't tell you How much I'd pay for it

Like if they had a Beatles post-death reunion tour No, no, it's No, one of them is still alive Everyone is everyone And then everyone's skeletons With the strings And then Ringo's just

They got you Yeah, Paul too Paul's still alive Paul's still alive Not for long Okay, it'll be It'll be Ringo It'll be fresh

It'll be Ringo back there It'll be fresh It'll be fresh She says How much money I pay a thousand dollars To go see that show I would do it

How much How much would you pay To see you two's skeleton on stage I don't In what I've somehow dodged you two My entire life Oh wait, because you two

Like are they dead Yeah, Bono is alive Edge Halfway there So if you want to talk to us About this dumb shit Send it to superbestfriendcast.com What was that, Pat?

That's superbestfriendcast.com Sorry, Patrick That's shut up, Liam I don't know I'm not going to do it third time You do it third time You tell me where it is Superbestfriendcast at gmail.com

There you go CallownsBooBerry.com No, not to there We get complaints from General Mills Bring back the Russell mother fucker I knew it I was like, as soon as he says that Someone else is going to say the dumb Russell thing

We don't talk about that on party Shut up, letters are delayed I don't think we did that So, apparently, is it like an actual story or not? No, it just made it up It's a theory It's a theory It's just when they changed the

Gorilla Munch box art from the happy The Russell guy to the shitty new one I was talking to Matt And somehow he internalized this as a real thing But what I see this all I can think of Is like a 90-year-old man Like answering letters in the General Mills thing And just getting letter after letter

That's just all caps Just bring back the Russell mother fucker And this old man just going Two One It's the same thing as giving up Why do I keep getting these letters? It's the same thing as giving up going

What's this fucking water world shit? Alright, what about that? Okay, well, we've got one We've got one coming in from And it's actually an analysis of Waluigi Okay, alright Tear this persona down for me Waluigi is the ultimate example of an individual

Shaped by the signifier Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images Lost in a hall of mirrors He's a reflection of a reflection of a reflection You start with Mario, the wholesome All-Italian plumbing Superman You reflect him to create Luigi The same but slightly less

You invert Mario to create Wario Mario becomes his own character Mario turns septic and libertarian Then you reflect the inversion in the reflection You create a being who can only exist In reference to others Waluigi is the true nowhere man Without the other characters

He reflects, inverts and parodies He has no reason to exist You're completely right Waluigi's identity only comes from what and who he isn't Without a wider frame of reference He is nothing, he is not his own man In a world where our identities are shaped By our warped relationships and brands and commerce

We are all Waluigi Okay, that's a bit much You can make a Luigi game You can make a Wario game If you made a Waluigi game You are stupid because he's not a character He's the other Luigi Wario No, but here's the thing

It's how you do this Mario is super generous And we'll put his life on the line to save people Whereas Wario's the whole thing Is I gotta get paid, get treasure And he's a coward Luigi is a coward So therefore shouldn't

He's a selfish Waluigi Be this really competent guy? No, because it's not the full twist Because Luigi is heroic but scared He wants to be the main spotlight But Wario is not a coward Wario is not a coward He's tough

He hurts people So in this case, Waluigi would be the coward villain? Yeah, that's my contradiction But he's not But he's nothing Yeah, he's nothing I gotta say, that's a really good write-up And if you wrote that, like Kudos to you

You're a smart person It's really, I'm way on board with that It's a lot of words to describe that Yeah, Waluigi sucks I disagree, I love Waluigi Yeah, no, I remember he said this I don't know why I really like Waluigi

Really loving the shit characters Of the Mario universe He's an outstanding thing We got another little info drop Coming in from Jeremy Who points out I don't know if you guys are aware of this But since you've been talking about Gaim

Did you know that Zawame City is literally Gotham City When you look at the map The map is identical It's a picture of Gotham City No kidding Wow, straight up They just, they didn't even protect

That's awesome That's true That makes sense No, it doesn't But, okay I thought it made sense for a second Then I was wrong Al-Sakir wants to know

What's your favorite screen clearing super move? Oh, that's real good I know it It's very, very rare But there's one in No More Heroes Anarchy in the Galaxy Anarchy in the Galaxy That is so rare that when we were testing it

We were not told the move is in the game And never encountered it once That's a great name for a move too My all-time favorite is Giga Crush From Mega Man X The full charge up Float into the air

Explode energy build up Well, it's very Dragon Ball, man I don't think it counts This is a screen clear But the, yeah, the item crush for the holy water We were just talking about That's pretty slick

That's it I also, I'm really fond of the specials In the First Streets of Rage Where you call in the cop car Yeah, the cop car Your police buddy And he just blows up the street for you But, yeah, the item crush for the holy water

I love it I don't have anything that comes to mind I don't Okay Cut to 10 minutes later I remembered it I just didn't have as much time with Brawlers As apparently all you guys did

Well, there's other games that have that The first thing that I thought of was Knights of the Round That was literally the first thing I thought that's not a screen clear Not a screen clear So it doesn't really count But Knights of the Round is a pretty good one for that one I prefer character enhancements over screen clearers

I prefer Devil Trigger over any screen clearer Yeah I want both Why not both Yeah, why not both There we go We live in a world where we can do many things We got one coming in from Mark

And he says I've been watching my way through Ippo lately And I can't help but notice how much more awesome things get When the jet engine kicks in Yeah Have you ever had a time where you feel like A sound effect really makes something awesome Or amplifies a moment

Yeah Well, we're talking about that Japanese Let's keep it clean, guys Well, we're talking about that Japanese sound effect Of like a homerun swing You know, the one we're talking about Smash Bros? Yeah

Okay, okay I wish you wanted something like that The scream Good job When you get a homerun hit with a homerun bad Yeah the crack sound The crack sound Okay, okay

There's that There's also when you take out your dick and the airship Yeah Being from Mario Bros. Three plays It has some sound effect Sound effect My go to Is laughing landing Max Act in DMC Four

It's just so satisfied Like as the whole bar regs I'm gonna cheat I'm gonna cheat really bad and use a sequence of sound effects But each particular one is fantastic in its own right No, I'll use a really really specific one It is the high pitched wine Of the priming iron's locking on the vector cannon

Oh my god Oh my god Okay, yeah, no you nailed it That specific And then priming iron's locked Oh my god Oh that's the fucking best I don't care how many times, as many questions as we can answer

With the zone of the unders to vector cannon We will Fuck it Guess what my wifi password is Vector cannon There you go You come to my house That's my password

Everybody has I don't care One of the ones I always liked was the The running sound effect from Super Mario Bros. Three When your power meter is full Ah yeah Yeah that's a good one Yeah

Cause then you know you can fly like all your powers That's a good one I can do them Oh One that I really like recently is One two three combo breaker Yeah yeah One two three

For the shadows Yeah yeah That one's super good Shadow counter Yeah exactly That's your shadow counter I think a lot of people like it when Mario cries in Yoshi's Island It's one of those great sound effects

That it just brings the hype every time you hear it Everyone always goes to that cry But the cry in Majora's Mask is way worse When you have to solve the wrong baby If you're good at Yoshi's Island You'll never hear the Mario cry And another one I really like And I think this applies to pretty much all Zelda games

But my favorite one is the Game Boy ones It's the sound when you hit a boss That's a very particular It's a very particular noise that plays That I'm not even going to try to mimic But like This is not a human noise It's not a human noise

But go look up like a Link's Awakening boss battle The sound when you hit a boss Conversely, the sound that you take That you make when you get hit Really bothers me Oh yeah? Wow Don't fucking get me

I know Also in general Just the original Legend of Zelda When you shoot a piece of energy out of the Master That's probably the Master It never sounded any better than that Every other game it would change or whatever And I think like one of my main beasts

With a link between worlds Was like Fuck this sound effect When you shoot energy out of your sword The sound effect is fucking garbage It should have been It should have been taken out This game should have been released

Or turned into the sound effect from the old cartoon No, it's the same one It's exactly the same And when it hits No, but there's a different one When it hits and something blows up with it But the slide low That's the same sound bite

Yeah God, I just had another fucking good one Oh my god, yeah When you fucking level up the X Buster After you get zeros And it goes to the purple charge Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah

And then you fire it And you get the little after I was just gonna say Metroid has some amazing ones With like the screw attack And when you have the shotgun You're in shine Like Metroid

And like the door opening And the original Metroid Yeah, like Metroid And this isn't a specific sound effect But more like the sound design on a specific thing I wanna give a shout out to The first two Resident Evil games For having like 80

80 different footstep noises Oh, they're gonna say the crank noise No, no, it's just like Are you on grass? Are you on wet grass? Are you on metal? Are you on glass? Are you on carpet?

Are you on... Like you will be able to tell As you're listening But that's like half the content of the game Yeah That reminds me a lot I remember Tommy Tellerico When he used to do reviews on the run

You're gonna go advent riser You know, he would give games bad reviews If they had one Footstep sound effect Cause he goes That's just lazy Six out of ten The rest of the game was fine

Cause he did that a lot professionally Yeah, it's like Wow, what a ridiculously biased review I don't think you're in a good position To review these accurately Yeah He would also like Say man, these game of fighters

Games have such shit music I'm tired of this bullshit He said that He said that The advent rising review Where he was like The sound design's really good And he did the sound fragment

The strike is garbage We don't need to continue this conversation I never decided when to Really? He said He said this 2D graphics are over And need to go That used to exist

That was a brand new attitude I forgot that Symphony of the Night Is one of the other ones Where people were like This is dated And this is The day came out

Yeah No, sorry, not 3rd strike It was CVS2 He trashed CVS2 Because it was 2D I don't think it was 3rd And that game has amazing music Like you just don't even fucking

Congratulations with your baseball mint face Big ups It's true We got one coming in Write your way out of that Yeah, we're running out of time Okay, let's take one from Charles As the last one

Hey, Charlie What is your favorite cast Of supporting characters in an RPG? Dex! That's pretty big Broad! Like, what RPG buddies? It's Mass Effect 2

I really like the supporting cast in Near Because they all have a significant side story to them For one where the characters are less important And it's more just fun I like the guys in Breath of Fire It's Mass Effect 2 But only because of Morton and Rex No, Rex isn't in it, sorry

Only because of Morton Morton's awesome But no, really, it's FF6 That was a big cast And everybody was different And they were all douchebags Lovable douchebags I'm probably going to take some flak

But fucking Lost Odyssey Seth Yeah, no You're some flak for you You're full of shit Seth is such a good character Some flak coming your way You know who's great too?

The fucking grandchildren Well, you have to include the whole cast Well, you just pointed out You just said like And then I changed to FF6 Okay, well then fuck You know, because if one stands out No, one of my stupidity

You know, Gears, come on Get out of here Well, come on Bart's got an eye patch They're not particularly They're kind of all like, you know, fit in the molds But I actually really like the cast of characters In the last story

Mostly because they're all British If they're all like North American English It would have been even more like Yeah, that's that character That's that character But I really got used to them And I wanted to talk to them all the time The worst party I've ever seen in any RPG

Is fucking Tales of Legendia Which is the one that's like After became 3D They made one that was kind of 2D And this party hates All each other For the entire game None of them like any of the

Like each other Up until the end I'm like, yeah, you're all still shits And it was the worst I hated that party I hate that game Yeah, Tales games don't really have the strongest cast I feel like there's one more up there

Or so, you know, that I could fill in There's a couple that are hitting my brain right now So we go into Jumps to mind Because that's a big fucking cast I really like the massive supporting cast In Skies of Arcadia Oh my God, yes

I love that cast Can we include Valkyria Chronicles In that entry? Might as well Valkyria Chronicles? Yeah, since there are a few characters in it Zeno Blade has a really good expanded cast I hate that magic feather girl

Or whatever the fucking name is But Ricky And Dunban Dunban And Ryan Ryan Oh, what time is it guys? It's Rhyme Time!

I don't even play Xenoblade That's monodote to you If you want to put, like, you cut your teeth On the pittance that you spent playing Persona But Xenoblade is where you'll actually spend some time Oh, go to P3! We did P3! P4, but it's like, that's not fair

Because those are such character focused games No, but like, all of the side content in those games Are get to know the character Yeah, but like, going into fucking battle with Akihiko, Mitsuru With your bros And fucking Kor- and- Magic dog! That is the best supporting cast ever

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, no But that's, I don't feel that's fair Because like, all the side content in those games Are meet your characters They are character focused games The game is called Persona Yeah, the cast in P4 are pretty good Pretty good

Yeah, you're like- They're not my favorites, like, I'm not gonna lie Like, I'm not that interested in Persona Q And like, Dancing All Night and Ultimax I just want the Dancing All Night soundtrack Because I saw that the Persona Q game Is called, like, Awesome Teller Review Yeah, and then I read those reviews

And they're like, it's Etrian Odyssey I'm like, nah, I don't know Yeah, because, well, me and Pat are in the same position Where Etrian Odyssey every year gets 85 plus And I try it, and I'm like, I hate this game We both just don't like it every time SMT4 as well, like, no Really? No

Okay Because SMT4 is the same thing that all the SMT cast has They're not characters, they're their alignments They're alignments, sure I like- Sorry, I got it Walter kicks ass, everyone else sucks Well, that's kind of-

I'm revolving the world around Walter All right, right now Well, Etrian- It's the Lost Odyssey film Isabo sucks Jonathan super sucks Jonathan super sucks Isabo's not that bad

She's pretty- I like Devil Survivor Because it revolves around their ideals Rather than, like, their good or badness You know what I mean? That's an SMT thing that I love It's like, it's not about good or evil It's about order and chaos

Yeah, all right I think Final Fantasy VIII has one of the worst Ask me this question once I've gone through Torment No, no one would ever say that, actually Because Torment has a fucking weird cast Final Fantasy VIII has one of the worst I haven't played much of Torment, but the very first None of us have played much of Torment or Vampire

Yeah, so we're already down to the- The first character you get in Torment is His name's Mortay He's a talking skull Perfect He's just a skull That's it He's a magic talking skull

He floats around and sounds like Chandler Like Murray, the talking skull And fucking Monkey Island Yeah, I don't know if that- Does nobody know? More or less, yeah Okay, because that's a thing No, but Mortay-

And he's the greatest Mortay's just like flying around Being a skull and kind of a dick about it And I'm like, I'm a skull And you have the chance to make a bunch of skull jokes at him Yeah, that sounds exactly like Murray Yeah, okay But anyway, you see him in the first five minutes of Torment

I'll load it up after this if you want to see him Um, what are we watching? Uh, we are watching- Secret Bonchos Secret Bonchos Yeah Also, Game of Thrones comes out today That's true

If you're Tuesday I'm going to be playing Warblower's Gate That's what I'm going to do Yeah, I heard from Ice After one Since William and I are a love-love Game of Thrones Wait, what? The game comes out today? Iron from Ice comes out today

Tuesday Congrats I can't wait for you to not play it Because it has tons of spoilers for stuff Oh, it's spoilery Well, it's up to where the show is I was waiting for them to say where I thought it was going to be a prequel

But I guarantee you it is not season one I thought it was going to be a prequel Dammit Well, I'm not playing that then No, you're not So, yeah, I'm looking forward to that I'm looking forward to watching Book of Mormon Today

Tuesday I'm going to be seeing it on the fourth On the fourth And Captain Toad, Treasure Chacker Yeah, I'm excited Well, we're going to be playing that this week It comes out on Friday, right? Yeah

I was at breakfast with my girlfriend and her parents And they were like, don't forget We're going to go see the Book of Mormon And I was like, I bought these as a surprise And he bought them for him and her The same thing that happened with you With her girls Right, in reverse

Exactly That sucks That sucks Because basically, to explain, Liam came in And went, yo, Book of Mormon tickets are on sale I'm like, yeah, that thing is here? They left Broadway? What? And we were supposed to record

And then it's like, that was all delayed For 30 minutes So I bought them immediately And then I found out that like After texting my girlfriend and saying like Hey, I got tickets, I had to We had to just buy it or never We're going

And she was like, I got those for your birthday On the 4th We were going to go And I was like I said that this is like when Marge needs to distract Homer From knowing that the chili cook-off is going on So I had to do it What's that smell?

No, it's nothing It smells like chili No, it's not She should have just like Put you in a bubble So you couldn't know Oh, yeah, we're really looking forward to that I've already seen it

And I fucking can't wait to see it It's like 10 minutes, so Okay, okay, sure Yeah, now someone, someone camped it And shove it online Yeah, I figured that was the case And it was like, I've never been to New York City I'm never going to make it to this thing

I still haven't seen Avenue Q And I'm really bummed by that And I never will Because it's gone forever Yeah, well, sometimes they come back Yeah Sometimes Shame on you, Woolly

Yeah Shame on you Would you pick a book of Mormon, Pat? I don't know All right Thanks for sending me the link, by the way Like five years ago What?

I would never condone Illegitimate uses of media, Woolly Yeah, no, never Get out of here Get out of here, Woolly What's happening? You're never going to catch me With that shit on camera

No, it's not a camera What's happening on the channel? Yeah I, uh, we will probably Play in the Game of Thrones game Because I think that's a thing I wonder who will play I wonder who will play

Can't wait for those giant sequences Uh-huh Maybe we don't know There's that, of course I think the falls will be wrapping up this week The fall episodes five and six The ones we recorded on a yak back Will be wrapping up this week

Oh, my God Yeah Hey, it's Paul We're home early But once again The mic is gone now Yes You have, you have physically destroyed

That whole problem Yeah, no, but like just as anyone is watching is aware The last two episodes are going to sound rough Um Really rough So not this week, but in the near future Dark Souls will be wrapping up Yep

We're on the home stretch now Yep And there'll be a new crime time So everyone that's recommending Different builds and armors and Ways to wait now Continue to send them in And let us know what changes I should be

Yeah Yeah No, yeah, yeah, no It's not too late Nope, nope You think I should have a cool different armor layout? Let me know Let me know what kind of weapon I should be using

Yeah Paul, we have a new thing But I don't know if that's going to start this week Our schedule's pretty packed Yeah, I don't think it'll be starting next week It'll be starting next week probably Yeah, exactly Yeah, that's it

That's it That's everything So let's get out of here Get out of my house Hey, sounds good Get out