Castle Super Beast - SBFC 086: He Shat His Leather Pants and it Became a Paste

Episode Date: March 31, 2015

Podcastamania! Maffew from Botchamania joins us as we recap the full card! But first, we gush about Bloodborne, rant about Mobage, and fight over Tekken.

In the states, those are called smarties. I know. And it's weird. Get the fuck out. You didn't know that? Because they're rockets. They're rockets. And we all know that God made them rockets.

Here's what I was actually going to say about the name of this thing, is that I don't know why or when I made this mistake, but I don't call them rockets, so I call them rockets ships. I heard that. Yeah. Why? I don't fucking know. If they don't say that.

I actually looked at this label for the first time last year and went, oh, what the fuck? Why'd they change the name? Even that is not as baffling as the corruption that is smarties. Because actual smarties, as we know, are a much better product. They're a little different. They're different. And no, red number whatever won't fucking kill you. They're like M&Ms, but smaller, more like Reese's Pieces and M&Ms mixed together.

No peanut butter. They're chocolate goodies. Does that mean smarties in the US are called rockets? They don't exist. They don't exist. Oh, yeah. Shut up. I mean, weird as lest you try and bring a goddamn Kinder Surprise across the border.

In Britain. Right. In Britain. The orange smarties taste like orange chocolate. That's stupid. Like, um... Shut up. Like Terry's chocolate orange.

Like Terry's chocolate orange. Yeah. Okay. I mean, it was like that when I last went. That's goofy shit. You limey fucks. Yeah. Eat my orange.

That's a weird one. Um, hey. So this is a very special episode of... Welcome to Chewie and Fuckface. Chewie and Fuckface in the morning. Oh, yeah. Boing, boing, boing, boing. Boing, boing, boing, boing.

Hey, welcome, Gala. You've got Chewie and Fuckface in the morning. What's your favorite radio station? I have my horn app. Go get it. You guys gonna show Michael's brrrrrrr. Stop for time, Chewie. We got a special episode of this.

Wait, I'm Chewie? No. How the fuck am I Chewie? Because later on, we'll be joined by none other than... Lord British himself. Richard Matthew. Richard Matthew from Botchamania. He said Lord British, and that's Richard Garry.

Yeah, it's true. I'm fucking with the audience. Matthew from Botchamania is totally gonna be joining us. We are putting that at the end of the show. Because it's like 90 minutes. It's a pretty long, fun, dumb time. I have his intro music already right now. I'll play it for you guys.

Play it. There you go. Love that song. So, it's just wanna give a little wrestling. Chewie and Fuckface. I have a little behind the scenes moment for you guys. Matt and I were recently recording. Why do you have that on your phone?

Because he needs it. Matt and I were recently recording a video, and we were somewhat drunk, and we started yelling at each other to call each other's phones only to discover that we both have that ringtone. That's embarrassing. That's so embarrassing. You don't know that.

How? Because I saw that Reddit thread first, for sure. You wore the same dress to the prom. It doesn't matter who did it first. Both of you are ruined for life. You have to change it. I'm not changing it. But I was the first one to play it. I heard it first.

I played it first. This is the first recorded thing that it's gonna be heard on? I'm the first. Here's why he has to change it, and why it doesn't even matter if he doesn't change it, because his phone doesn't ring. Yeah, it doesn't ring on recorded things like yours did.

Oh, no! Well, I haven't heard it as a record in a while. Let's just fucking throw... Let's just dump in our pants and start throwing feces. This show has formed into a pasted Undertaker's pants. You know, my favorite part about this, this fucking mess,

is that Matthew's gonna download the podcast and go, oh, God. Oh, God, I hope the end of this shit show. I'm a part of this. No, we listen to him. He's down for the shit. Matthew, this is a dark show, man. But if you do just want to hear,

Matthew, what is it, the last hour? Skip to the last hour and 20 minutes of the show. Hour and 20 minutes. There you go. It's a good one. But for those reasons, we will be skipping over what we did yesterday, which was check out WrestleMania, because we run down the full card.

It was a fucking card. But it was great. We had a good time. It was fun. The things we did besides that. What are we even doing? This is episode 86. What did you do?

I played a lot of Bloodborne with you. Yeah, a lot. How does it feel to have to wait for Willy to play Bloodborne? I figured out a trick to play more of it when he's not around. Well, first of all, this is a trick to grow your penis. Well, I can explain it,

so I can fucking staple that how crazy you are. Okay, so I want to play Bloodborne a lot, but I can't because I want to stay raw for the LP, which is coming up yesterday, and will continue forever until it's done or we die. Are you killing yourselves?

No, it's a single death. One CC run. Oh, wow, yeah. And I was like, I want to play it so bad, but I can't. And then I figured out the game has those randomized challenge dungeons. The chalice dungeons.

So I got... I'll stop where we're at and discover new secrets or anything like that. And just run the chalice dungeons because you can get more chalices in the chalice dungeons to give yourself harder chalice dungeons. Okay, however, prior to this...

Oh, yeah. I simply said, after we did our first session, hey, dude, just start your save file. And I said... And I said... And I said I can't do that. I'm not pat because my character slot would be in slot two

instead of slot one. So he's going on as if there's an actual problem when the only problem is... I got over it. What? I got over it, okay? I got over it. I'm not that crazy. Because I knew that you would

in no way wait only until when we're recording to play the game. We only play it three times a week. But I've played our sessions. No, that's not enough. So I'm like, I hear you going, I don't want to take slot two. And I'm like, you're just... I'm just going to look at my watch and wait

because there's no way in hell you're going to hold that out. I sent you that message at like two o'clock last night. You're not going to sit there staring at that icon on your PS4 and just fucking doing... You don't even need to look at the icon now. You just start right into it. You turn on your console and you're in the game already.

Of course you're going to start playing. You're crazy, motherfucker. You're fucking LPing it where I'll keep my impressions brief. That game is fucking astounding. And if I want to call out one element of it that is so amazing is that it is shortcut porn.

Like no game has ever been. Demon Souls and Dark Souls had some good ass shortcuts. But this is full on shortcut pornography. This is the best use of level space I have ever seen in a game ever with the

fucking Cathedral and Central and old Yarnham districts being fucking 14 levels deep on top of each other. But they're all circles that just loop back. I was here earlier and Matt was like I want to make progress. How do I make progress?

And I was like oh you can open up a shortcut and he's like no I want to make progress. I'm like is progress? Shortcuts are so progress. Because when you get to the boss you totally put a shot at the boss. Good job.

I took the axe and Liam was just like wow the axe is super good. Do spoilers the axe is super good. You know the guys with the bricks? If you do the charge attack it just knocks them over.

You do a lot of charge attacks on people. Because I went with the Threaded Kane as far as my experience went. It's awesome. Staggers. Staggers are great. Shortcut porn and the change towards offense. I feel it's split the difference between character action

and your traditional souls thing. And it's split that difference perfectly. Let's all jump in there. People are dicks. They don't let you into their houses. Let me in. I don't want to be outside. Knock on the door.

Every single motherfucker. Yeah good luck with that. Outside during the hunt are you? Assholes. And like no for me the thing that I absolutely adore the most is the push the offensive you got hit then you better

fucking hit back to get that life. Don't roll back and heal or you're going to hit zero on your vials real soon. Yeah so die or get the life back. Just do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. It's purest form. The thing is dodging at 20 degree

angles towards enemies. Cause then you're behind them. And you get like crazy hella invincibility frames. I messed around with it like letting guys attack me last night and just like dude you have so much invincibility. So much.

It's like 15 frames or something crazy like that. But they attack so much more. And the thing is when you start to really feel it is you end up having these dodge battles with the other hunters. Dodge battles. Where it's like oh my god now you're using

your invincibility to teleport through gunfire. When you fight gas coin the first time it's like oh these guys are fucking sick to fight. So that's the thing is my second point for me at least was like I really even though

I was totally wrong about like the Dark Souls Dark Souls. Because I was like I really just was like oh it's fantasy armor stuff. And then it's like no there's more. There's a lot of interesting things going on there. But despite the fact that I was wrong about that it's still really refreshing to see what's going on here. Yeah. And I was I remember

being a little bit more kind of going like oh I wonder if we're all going to just sort of be like the same hunter and then that'll be there. Because my guy just like he's got like a hood like an Ezio hood and like suspenders. Suspenders. That's the starting.

But you bitch you know what I'm like you know what no it's fine. We are hunters but and they you find like we find slight customization but it's okay because it's almost like a uniform. And when you you know like a full metal alchemist kind of way. And like when you have these

things where you're challenging a guy that's a lot like you but you both sidestep the same direction and then you let's off a shot like fucking awesome. It's awesome. I wish there was more different types of clothes and stuff. Like most people are just

sticking with the default the first hunting gear you get the one that's on the cover of the box people just stick with that because the stats are negligible. The stats are totally negligible. They fashion it up. Put that hat on. Put on a fancy hat. I've had a couple of instances

where it's been beneficial to switch for specific stat bonuses like resistances to stuff. But like I wish there was just a bit more outside of that. I kind of disagree with you. I prefer to just be I wish those

your body gear had no stats whatsoever. Sorry, sorry. I don't even mean numbers. I mean even in terms of aesthetic I don't think they're uniform. They're all like the uniform. Yeah, I don't even think there's enough even just in terms of aesthetic but outside of that this is the game of the year. Yeah, no right away.

So I've been catching when there's like of course there's a negative backlash from different types of original fans. Some of them. There's some people. I agree with Liam. Yeah. See me and Liam represent like two ends of the

souls spectrum where I love all of them and then shit all over Dark Souls 2 but I love it and Liam is he doesn't even really care at all that much for Dark Souls 1 but you're crazy about fucking demon souls. Right? Dude I was there on day

like one. Yeah, I know but both of us are like, no Bloodborne's the shit. It's Bloodborne now. This is the real king. Blood Future. I still want Demon Souls 2 but this is the real king. This reminds me of how Volataria back. How all you guys

will not, not Liam. But how William Powell just go guitar hero is so fucking good or gig guitar hero and I'm like, yeah there's guitar hero. I think I'll finally guitar hero 3. Oh boy, oh guitar hero is so fucking lame. It's rock band. Fuck that.

Fuck that. You like it. I forgot about that. You're so right. Yeah, you got into 3. The only difference is that I didn't buy hard into Dark Souls 2 and start playing that. And as someone that like always

likes the souls games in terms of like their aesthetics but I never really enjoy how weak your guy always is when you start and that's what it's like. I am a big hero or a fucking beast. But in this game when you start and in this one like I'm enjoying a lot

more and like I said to I think all of you now but I'll say it like on a podcast is that like make the threaded cane into a whip. Have no character creator. Make another Castlevania. Yeah, I remember it's it's more Castlevania than Castlevania. I don't know if I ever said

that on on air but I remember saying that to you like two and a half years ago. But now the now the aesthetic is way way. Oh yeah absolutely. Fill it with Lovecraft and inject it into the neck. I remember saying that during one of our best friendvania videos and like

there was some comments ridiculing the idea. Dark Souls isn't Castlevania. No it actually is what a 3D Castlevania should be. It's hard as shit. You explore you backtrack you open shortcuts. The only thing is that there's no platforming per se

where it's Castlevania. But it's swapped for the exploration. Yeah yeah I there were moments I would argue that the right way to play Souls games involves platforming. But it would be weird to have a character in this type of setting that was active

with a personality that was talking during cutscenes or things like that. But I wouldn't say no. No it was by friends I wouldn't say no. And no you didn't you wouldn't have to do much just like hey fuck you Dracula yeah what. No your character doesn't have to talk to the same thing as any Souls game when you talk to creepy NPCs

that tell you stuff that makes more sense. But every Belmont is a Belmont. I want to go back at you for that statement how much dialogue is there really in Symphony of the Night. Very very well for each boss you have you talk to them. But think about it if they did the voice acting in the style of Fromsoft and not terrible

English localization. You could do it. No what I'm more so thinking though is that the talking is coming from you as opposed to other people. Yeah I fall but I think the volume is kind of yeah it's very similar. Potentially. It's doable. And in the Souls games and in Bloodborne like

it is assumed that your character is speaking but you're just not hearing them speak. Yeah. Because characters respond to you in ways that like you asked a question. Fromsoft or I can make a 3D Castlevania that where you play as Julius Belmont in 1999. In 1999. That would be the greatest.

Yeah. It would be the greatest. It did it's called Bloodborne. I know that's a great statement but like. Yeah. Yeah. And you know anything else to say we'll show up in the other. Yeah it's an astounding fantastic game. And those challenge dungeons. Not as good as the main game. No. No.

They're decent. They have totally unique bosses. I fought two bosses that I'm damn sure don't appear in the main game because they suck. They're fucking terrible. Dark Souls 2 bosses. Man is this the most like and I know Liam you've decried

me saying B team and stuff like that in the past. Yeah. But this is I feel like the most like razor thin like this because this content is clearly side the challenge the chalice stuff is clearly a side content. Yeah. And it looks and feels like Dark Souls 2.

A little bit. Yeah. And like that just makes it like so it's basically fromsoft. But me is that he didn't touch it. It comes out like this. Perhaps. Yeah. Exactly. I was when I was playing the chalice dungeons. I was thinking to myself man like a year and a half from

now they should just release the Hunter's Dream with the chalice dungeons for free. That's a good one. Just go out buy costumes. Enjoy your Blood Souls. I will. But Blood Souls. Yeah. Blood Echoes. Yeah. Fuck. No. Dude. Don't worry about it.

We're calling them Titanite. We're fighting. We're doing it. Get your souls. This is going to be a long LP so you guys are going to get a little hints of this concept as you go through it. We can't our brains. The nomenclature can't undo

Soul. Because Blood Echoes is three syllables. And Souls is one. Titanite is the same for all three pre-existing. No. Not demons. It's similar. It's a similar concept. Liam go hit that bonfire. It's a baby

bonfire in a lantern. I forgot what a lantern was called. I was talking to my girlfriend and I was like I just got to the fucking bonfire. I don't have that much baggage so when I was talking to Liam I said where is the next? And I go

well not bonfire but I said torch. Yeah. And I'm like yeah I'm not calling things like Souls or whatever. I'm just like I just call everything Blood. Oh I got Blood to Blood. So does the game. Cold Blood, White Blood, Pale Blood. I was telling Liam something funny that happened to me. It's like you know when you just kind of clear

the area where all those guys are sitting around gigantic fire. That's great. There's a dude banging on the other side of the door. When I went on that side door it's the whatever, Brick Guy right? Brick Trull. Brick Trull. And as I go up and I'm fighting a bunch of guys up on like two or three sets of stairs

and I back up into like a little clearing and then I see the big guy who I assumed was that guy that's in the alley or the same enemy type. The guy that's in the alley that's just there to kill you. I assumed it because I didn't get a good look at him. I saw him banging on the other side of the door. I'm like yeah I'll just clear from that for now. And as I'm finding

the guys, I see the big guy start getting aggroed and he walks by and I'm like oh okay I see him back there and I'm chomping at the regular dudes and I just see him sidle up. And you're mentally projecting their aggro fields? Yeah. And what's going on over here?

He just awkwardly. And at the beginning before you get to the first boss like those guys are tough. Like you can't level up. They take a beating. But I see him awkwardly doing a weird sidle up animation. Like he's not sliding up the side of the stairs. He's just sliding up the side of the stairs and I'm like

yeah. The performance is a little to be desired but supposedly that's fine. Yeah but supposedly they're going to help patch those low times. Yeah the low times would be nice if it was running in 60. It's still better than the other ones. Oh yeah. Like

well you didn't play any other ones on console. This is much better. You have to play demons. Because demons runs at like 18 if you're lucky. Yeah. Demons runs 10. And this is great. Probably my biggest design technical complaint is

that more than any other game in the series like boys it's obvious when enemies hit their bounding box. For zones. Like when you run and they're like I cannot walk past this fucking stop. I'm sprinting and I'm backing up. The only other thing I was going to say was

like from the feedback that I've been catching with a lot of people just like all over it. A lot of some people being negative like I said and some people are going like wow I'm getting destroyed trying to play this like the last game I played. It's super different. So if

you were a person that went sword and board all day every day fuck you. You're fucking going to get ruined for a while Hey buddy. Hey buddy. Here's a shield. Yeah all that. That shield had one application for me.

It was a chalice dungeon. Those guys throwing nines. Yeah that's actually useful. Perfect for stopping. The description says shields are cool unless they have gender passivity. It's like you fucking ass. I'm like 30 hours in a game.

You're way in there man. Like as far as the trophies go because you get one for each boss it seems like I'm very near the end of the game. This game has so many mysteries. It's wonderful. The early time in a from soft life cycle. No this one has

more mysteries I think. Yes. You guys saw one of the really cool things happen I heard. Yes. There's more stuff like that. I bet there is. This game is like stupid pen and being this. Probably. I told Matt about another one of the things.

Yeah the mysterious letter. Yeah and like that thing was fucking sick. So there's stuff. There's stuff. No. Yeah. Matt. Yeah so what else I play. I played a little bit of Pillars

of Eternity which is really really fantastic. I helped. I kick started the shit out of it. I gave out 165 bucks. Really happy with it. Everything about it is amazing. Like the and right away you get to see like these are the kinds of

nuanced obsidianie stories that they want to tell. Like the very first party member you run into is a guy like running away from town because he's being religiously persecuted because his god came down and had a crusade and then got blown up by an atomic bomb.

Over those subtle stories. And he has to get out of town because everyone hates him and they're going to hang him. There's a slight problem with Pillars of Eternity and I would advise anyone who wants to play the game or kick started it to wait like at least

one week from this recording to play it. Well keep your eye out for patches. Keep your eye out for patches because I have a list in front of me of bugs that are fucking bad.

Borderline crippling issues. Like real fucking bad. Number one, if you load a save game in an area in which you can pick up a party member buffs that party member gets to their defense will stack on themselves. So if you die often

in an area where you pick up a party member and load the game 50 times they will have like 500 times their normal defense. Number two, if you double click to equip any item it will remove all talents, passive, permanent

buffs and racial bonuses from that character forever. Double clicking to equip an item. Oh my god. Number three, at about 30 hours it takes like a minute to quick save. Number four, because all the different variables are just stacking up.

Number four, occasionally summon monsters or ranger pets will not despawn after battle leaving you permanently in combat and unable to leave the map. Number five, floor number 13

of the super dungeon a ghost doesn't give you a password you need so you can't beat it. And the stronghold doesn't ever give you any money it only takes money from you. There's also one

in which there is a cipher class in which you get a cipher necklace that is for ciphers and says hey it gives a bonus to their attributes and if you equip it on them they will never ever ever be able to gain their combat resource and their int will double and that character will just break forever.

So yeah, it's fucking broken it's fucking busted right now it's pretty much impossible to not encounter one of those issues. Double clicking to equip drag and drop stuff that you will still one of the least buggy

like PCRPG releases ever which is like the most fucking shameful thing. This kind of game feels like an MMO in that you cannot fix it until you have a million people banging their heads against it. They've already fixed the durability

the talent bug and the necklace bug and I think one more and that will be coming out in a patch this week. But there's still work to be done. Yeah give it some time. But Obsidian is pretty good about

when they're not being banned by their publisher from making patches they're good at making patches quickly that have huge amounts of fixes. So after that it's a really good game. Seems like it. I'm bummed out that I have to wait to play it. Well you have Bloodborne to play.

Well see the problem was I was supposed to have a fucking eternity to play because I couldn't play Bloodborne. And now I've switched embarrassment of riches here. I should put time into type zero. I should do that. Magalene

Topol Liam what's going on? You just call him Liam. That's a good question. What is going on? What's going on? I'm thinking. Did you just dive on Bloodborne the whole time?

Yeah I did. That game is fantastic. So I found Dark Souls and Dark 2 did not feel like I was playing Demon Souls for the first time again. Bloodborne feels like playing Demon Souls for the first time again.

Because Dark and Dark 2 are effectively demons 2 and 3. It's medieval armor. We had to change it from Dark to Demons to Dark because Sony owns the name. But Bloodborne when we get like Soulborne

or fucking Sony owns the name. It's not a setting change. Well somewhat but not as much as Bloodborne. Bloodborne's setting is directly based off the best level from Demon Souls. So that game is fucking amazing.

This game of the year. I really just want to talk about some of the late stuff. Don't do that. People will stab you. One of those people is me. I see people saying shit like you're just in cobbled streets for the whole game.

No you're not. Maybe 40% I said this in part what will eventually become part 14. The first couple areas it's city. It's city with wildly different architecture states of decay.

Lighting. Dude the lighting changes are sick. Just because it's a thematically consistent city doesn't mean it's all the same. The lighting changes because of the phases of the moon are amazing. After a certain point

it just goes to another level. I can't even talk about that. What else did you play then? I played Final Fantasy Record Keeper. What is it? I deleted within 2 hours. So for anyone?

Yeah that's what it is. For hunting games you can pin it down to Phantasy Star Online and Monster Hunter really built the titles. As the originals. For this game I'm not in the history of Japanese smartphone games. What is it?

I don't know how far back you have to go. I have no idea. The closest thing I can say is Mobage games. If you don't know what Mobage games are there's a guy on YouTube who did a very good review of them that turns into a song halfway through that shows how they're all the same.

They work on the formula of you have a Gashapon machine and then you have the premium Gashapon machine that costs premium money. And the game doles out money and premium money and then after a certain period of time it stops doling out premium money

and eventually you're playing and then you can't beat anything because you need more premium bucks to use the premium Gashapon. And there's a little game in the middle like Puzzle and Dragons, whether it's Puzzle or whatever and that's how you play it and it's built around this loop of you play whatever game

of varying quality to try to get premium currency and save it up over the course of a while. But then you don't get it anymore. And so for the first few loops it's free and it's easy and you get premium draws every two days every week and then eventually every month and then maybe two months.

You're describing a gambling addiction machine. I know, I know. And this type of game is and always has been absolutely disgusting and worse. It's actually they learned from All the Bravest. All the Bravest is still worse than this.

But this is fucking terrible. I've said some... I don't know, they might be on the same level. I've said some outrageous shit about that kind of design. But I think this is the kind of design that in 20 years will be like

criminal and will be looked back on as like how smoking was totally unregulated. I think you're insane. I think this will become standardized. You'll be like smoking. I think it'll become

the super hyper norm. It'll be so entrenched it can't go away. We like gambling and smoking and drinking. Those are regulated. Some games like Love Live and Puzzle and Dragons they have a really good gameplay section like the rhythm game or the puzzle game.

But this game is just a final fantasy battle which is effectively just DPS race every time. There's no nothing. So it's just, hey, go do the gashapon. Go fight. Go do the gashapon. Go fight. And then when you can't fight, well

you're going to have to use the premium gashapon if you want to succeed, guy. And after a while that turns into, well you're going to have to pay if you want to use the premium gashapon. And the most egregious thing that these games do is they all have constant server pings between every menu to make sure you're not

cheating. And it is the biggest pain in the ass. These games like Destiny of Spirits and stuff saying like, man, I wish they'd fixed the loading issues. There's no loading issues. It's server pings to make sure you're not cheating. Because in this case cheating is piracy.

The developers are literally kneecapping the game's playability to prevent people from working around their trash gashapon system that is entirely built on taking advantage of you after you're hooked. I'm going to change my prediction.

They'll be regulated and they'll be regulated in the way that children cannot play these games. God, I hope so. Because they are viewed as like control substances like video poker or something. I still think you're crazy, but I think they'll say what, like a parent gives the okay

perhaps in the same way that a parent has to give the okay. I don't think a parent can give the okay for you to sit on a video poker machine in a bar. I don't think that's a real thing. We can see what you're doing in Japan. In Japan, there was

I don't know the details, so it might be a bit crazy. This was like five years ago. There was a regulation on mobile games that use gashapon systems that require you to get full sets of objects in the gashapon to do anything. That is as far as I know, that is forbidden.

This is still okay. There's like a 20 page thread on gaff and I look at that and it's just like that's not a video game you're playing. Why are you guys getting hooked? Look at you. I see people saying I spent $30 on draws today and it's like

Oh man, those stupid suckers. Hold on while I polish my amiibos. Yeah, exactly. You fucking whales. At least I have an amiibos. At least you have a thing. Exactly. At least I walked away with a thing.

It's the same ripoff, but at least you have something to show for it. I think this is way worse because all you're paying for is numbers. I totally agree. Mine are all unformatted still. Yes, sure. Exactly.

It's garbage. People stop playing these games. Just stop empowering them. Especially when the gameplay is not even that cool. Good. I get it. I was hooked by the rhythm gameplay that was really solid. I was having a lot of fun with the

video game half. The video game half is just nothing. Just go play a fucking regular Final Fantasy game. What did you expect? Going into this, right? You almost... I expected them to do better.

I need to get a microphone. How do you feel about addicting children to gambling? These are the guys who are saving Nintendo. I'd rather Nintendo fucking die. You know, granted, I think Nintendo will obviously regulate it better than that.

Yeah, with amiibo support. Man, fuck these fake video games. They're the worst. Anything else? I can see you're getting emotional. I played a mecha game called

Damascus Gear that came out on the Vita this week, actually. It's a top-down dungeon crawler, I suppose, but the dungeons are Japanese cities, right? And the whole thing is the defense system of the gears has gone awry

and all the gears are bad. And so you've got to pilot your gear and fight the other gears. Stop building the fence systems! Stop building the fence systems! Don't do it! It was a bargain title in Japan and it's a bargain title here by

one of those arc system works guys. And it's good. It's fun. If you like mecha things and you want a new mecha thing, Damascus Gear is cool. It's got a good name. I want customization. I like that name. No, it's good. Good solid name. What about you, Wolves?

That's it. Yeah, I know, the low, the huuuuuh. That's your fucking sign to peel off. Give me some more of that candy. I had a rocket ship. A while ago, and I know that Matt, you can definitely watch it. So a while ago, a bunch of people were like

dude, you got to watch Inferno Cop and I started watching The Rock. Shit, I got to watch Inferno Cop. And all three of us watched it this week. And then I was like, this is hilarious, but I don't, it's not subbed. And then I eventually cut your old subbed it and I started watching those and stopped

and then got back and finished it this week exactly. That shit is great. It is hilarious. It is a budget ass trigger show that is made with what is cutouts and lots of love on the blog. Is this the Japanese version of Axe Cop?

No, no. Axe Cop has better animation. Yeah. As opposed to zero? Zero frames in animation? Well, like fucking, what was it? Did any of you guys see Sex and Violence? That fucking weird. So that's why I was going to bring them next.

So I watched this and I was like, that was weird. I fucking, I went and I loved it. Inferno Cop is hilariously low budget. It feels like one man is doing it like, like hidden from everyone else and then just uploads it and it's too late. I made it. Uh oh, the logo's on it. Right? Trigger, too bad.

It's nice for anime to have a savior again. Inferno Cop? Yeah. You know, it's like two years old. Yeah, I was not going to do it again. Definitely recommend it. It, it what? It's a short walk. Three minute episodes. What are you going to do? There's 13 minutes, so you're done in like under, like,

with fact files. You're done now. You can be finished before this podcast's over. The great American Grand Pre-Race that's happening in America even though all the backgrounds are clearly of Japan. Yeah. So that's fun. Then I, I checked out

the other trigger short that went up, which is Yeah. Oh yeah. Sex and Violence with Mach Speed. This was for a animation festival style deal in Japan. The same, I believe. The same animation festival that had the short, that was probably not so long ago.

Oh, that thing? That thing's fucking weird. So, um, Mach Speed is, I'm like, oh, okay, this is very penny and stocking-esque. But going a slightly different flavor with it. Not as good as early as Mach Speed.

There's one really, really good bit that they use twice, which is Sex's Move. And that's it. The Rhino Girl is probably the best guy. His wife is awesome. Yeah. I thought that was really cool. But beyond that, I was like, all right.

Yeah. Well, I mean, it obviously wasn't really made to make money, you know, so. I don't think so. Yeah. So like the writers had, you know, 20 minutes in there. They did. And very similar to Inferno Cop in that sliding shapes around is how we're going to do it. It's fucking, it's fucking, yeah, no. Definitely.

Just speaking of Evangelion, real quick, by the way, the project to put the lens of longiness needs help. It's not making it. Oh, no. The Japanese Kickstarter equivalent that they're using. It's not pulling through, unfortunately. Okay. So. So if you are Japanese

and or have a Japanese credit card and or want the lens of longiness on the moon, you are catering to a very small part of this podcast audience. This is an important enough project for the human race. I don't know. See, I don't know. I'm on the other side of this where I don't think this is a good

idea because that starts the process of making things real. No, I want it. I want it there for when we're all dead and the next civilization comes along and cares about stuff when you're dead. But like I want that. No, I like I want to know.

I like the video. We're just like that might be toying or tempting something. Yeah, I understand what I understand that feeling, but I only get it when I fantasize about faking my own death so I could surprise people at my funeral with a treasure hunt.

No, just pop out of the casket. I'm the kind of guy that's the end of the treasure hunt. The end of the treasure is ha! I was alive, idiots! No, I'm the kind of guy who puts traps in his apartment for his girlfriend

when he's gone. Wait, traps? Yeah, totally. Like bear traps? Yeah. Bit tamer than that. Oh, like plastic in the doorway with like some goo on it. Whatever. Like when she opens up the door, she goes in and it's like, you know... Oh, yeah. Or putting a mattress on stilts and having fun.

That's a little bit... It's risky to be in a relationship with Liam. We never know. You guys ever think about Home Alone and how those guys should be fucking dead? Every scene, every time, every time. Like the one where the

the tall guy gets electrocuted and turns into a fucking skeleton? Yeah. Like, Lance Longinus on the moon is cool. I'd rather fund like the 2001 Domino. Even nobody's doing that. I know. Well, you're aware that

Domino is a thing that will eventually be created due to need. It'll be great. But you don't need to like... That concept is a thing that we will eventually make. Same with the length. No. Get on that perpetual motion and we'll see what happens.

Currently that's real. Well, anyway. So, there was that. There was a bunch more Front Mission 3 fuck that game was so good. What path, Emma? Yeah, I'm starting out with the... I went back

with the path. Yeah, Emma path. Yeah, I'm off the base. I'm customizing my parts. I'm doing it. And there's nothing the slightest negative thing I could say is the conversation parts are like

they got rid of an overworld and just made it a series of menus to talk to people which is actually faster and more efficient. Way faster. Get back to the robots. I don't even care that I don't have a world to go around in. How all you like in that fake internet. Cause like you saw the beginning in the video

it's like... But that doesn't impress upon you the scale. It's too much. It's absurd. I tapped out. It's absurd. I tapped out of the fake internet. I tapped out of the fake internet. It's your favorite thing in the world. I had a guy message me on Twitter saying Pat help. I'm stuck reading the

JDF percentage deployments for every region in Japan. When someone says they gave me a new site to check out I'll go check out the front page of page or two and back the fuck out. Cause it's too much. Dude, the fucking one superside quest in that game

requires you to go to a goddamn website and sign up for their mailing list and then fucking email them back and then they'll give you like a secret deep web website to visit. It's the fucking coolest. It's just perfect so far.

I'm way way way ahead of that. The coolest thing in this mech game is the fake internet. Fuck these mecha. And the last thing it did was I had a couple friends recommendations I checked out the new. This is again talking to the new Kendrick Lamar album.

Is that the one where he's doing the chuninbio thing? This is not that one. It's called the Pimple Butterfly and it's actually pretty deep and interesting. Very soulful. Much like that new DMX album. Much like that new DMX

redemption of the dog or whatever. No, no. Cause the kind of rap that I like and I think Matt you would probably like if you kind of kept going down was like stuff that's a bit more conscious and perhaps

like sissy stuff. Yeah, like sissy stuff. That's generally what I tend to prefer. High sissy rap. Exactly. And in this case there's a lot of that sort of like rapping over some like funk jazz kind of things going on.

Starts out pretty cool and then ends up really really strong. There's an awesome second to last track where I thought you were going to say like tanking. No, I thought you were going to say ends really dark. Second to last track is like he's performing a song live and it's a recording of like a fight

breaks out in the audience. So he starts freestyling to try and calm them down and actually does. No, that should end up the fun. Every style causes chairs to weigh less and that's lift off the floor

if they're on accord. Now I'm upset. Yeah, exactly. Boondocks rules. No, but like he straight up put a recording of this thing that happened and like it worked. That sounds really interesting. It is. Which is not something you say about a lot of albums period is that there's like an actual

interesting. There's healing properties in this song. Did you know that the word niggas not the one you're thinking of, the other one which is N-E-G-U-S is an actual word for Ethiopian king? It's fucking. Oh. Yeah.

There's a twist on that. I'll take your word for it and not engage this conversation. I know. I know. What I'm saying like wordplay is clever and interesting and you can do things with that. It's like, huh, do it smart. Yeah, but now I'm like, oh, I can't do the wordplay.

Well, yeah. It's a clue to everybody. You guys have all the advantages. And the last thing I want to say is just the last track on it. And we... And what I want to give to being your shoe is... Yeah, all right. All right.

I'm such an ass. Oh my god. All right. The last thing I want to say is that the last track on it is probably the only time I've heard people using Tupac's dead voice in a non-embarrassing way. Okay. Because every time I hear it

any time I hear you're cutting Tupac clips. How do you make sound when you're dead? Yeah, exactly. Every time I hear someone using it in some way, I just go, what the fuck are you doing? Stop it. It's the worst. Tupac's mom got to eat, man. Yeah.

You say that, but there's stuff. There's stories there, you know. Of course, there are. It's the fucking music industry. But, yeah, this is one of the few times where it's like, actually, that was interesting because he just kind of has a conversation. Tupac probably has the fucking Lord Genome

fucking art going on. Dude, like, you want the biggie and Tupac are like the camera of the hip-hop world. Who's Rocio here? Who's keeping Tupac's head alive in a jar for the future? Shug Knight?

Before he goes to jail again? Fuck. And has another heart attack in the courtroom. Let me in the movie, guys. I want to be in the movie. God damn it, Shug! You were in the movie for like 10 seconds! And there are murders! Murderers!

Yeah! Can't help it, man. Can't help it. So that's all I got to say besides that. God damn it, Shug Knight. Man, how'd it go? I was telling Liam about this. I read Avengers vs X-Men from start to finish.

Can I ask a really stupid question? Are some of the Avengers X-Men? Well, that's the thing. They moonlight. Whoever is currently on that team chooses that team. Now, let's be real. We all hate Cyclops. Everyone hates Cyclops. Everyone agrees.

Except for when he was right, Cyclops. So this happens after House of M. And for those that don't know, House of M is Scarlet Witch goes nuts. Scarlet Witch is super powerful. At the end, takeaway is that, is that all mutants, except for maybe 200 or so, are all gone. Everyone just...

Yeah, the X-Men core theme of mutants as the next phase of humanity is completely done. So Cyclops goes, hey, this woman from the future hope summers that cable rays in the future. She came, whatever. She's our mutant Messiah.

We should do whatever it takes to keep her safe. And she'll do something. The Phoenix Force is coming back. It obviously wants to go into her. We should make sure that that happens. And Cyclops goes, because the Phoenix Force is awesome.

Despite everyone going, did that turn out really badly, the Phoenix Force? Did you have to kill your wife like eight times and then cheat on her while she was dead because of the Phoenix Force? So the Avengers catch wind of the Phoenix Force and come back and goes, we have to protect this girl.

Hope put her somewhere and forgot what we're going to do. Because the Phoenix Force is so powerful. And Scott goes, no! Don't touch her! And then Hope goes, well, Cyclops, isn't it my choice? No!

He literally goes, no! You're too important. You have no say in this. And let's say we're all very ambivalent towards Cyclops. If you read this, there's no way you can get a take away other than this is the biggest

dick I've ever seen. As it goes on, everyone on the X-Men team goes, Cyclops, this is, no, we've got to stop this. No! Everyone shut your stupid faces.

The Avengers are dumb. And then everyone starts turning on Cyclops. Xavier goes, you're the biggest disappointment to me ever. And he goes, shut up! Up until the end. People have died. Characters have died.

And I'm trying to give us at least what it is, but the last conversation with this character is having a conversation with Cyclops. Cyclops is now in a bad position. And then Cyclops goes, well, you know, some bad things happen. But it all turned out okay.

And then the other character goes, don't you dare turn this into a win. This was not a win. And I can't believe you're trying to make, look at all the bad things that happen. And Cyclops goes, yeah! I got some good hits in though, right?

And the other guy goes, like, you're the worst and we hope you're going to learn your lesson, but you're never coming out of the hole that we're putting you in. And I'm like, did Marvel know that everyone hates this character? Because I read it. I'm like, if I had no...

It flip-flops. Wow. It's so one-sided as it goes on. Cyclops' character changes and he becomes more totalitarian and less willing to take people's shit. He walks the tightrope of people that hated him for being goody two-shoes and people that hate him because

he's now a fucking supervillain. They argue that a team leader usually goes this way, you know? But at the end of this thing. But the example that people always post the things of like, but no, but check him out though. He got the Phoenix Force. Look at him being badass with the Phoenix Force. That doesn't make so much sense. That doesn't change the fact that he's a fucking asshole. He becomes even more of an asshole.

But the thing is that definitely in the downtime from when we last picked up and not, there were different arcs. Oh yeah. The core problem with Cyclops is this particular story was just like, no, everyone, you have to hate him. My problem with Cyclops

has always been the same and every time I hear something new it's always like, hey Scott, how about you pull your head out of your fucking ass? Wolverine has a really good line where all the X-men are like, L.A. X-men are like, I can't believe you're being a traitor, Wolverine, why are you fighting for the Avengers? And he goes, how about all of you pull your heads out

of Cyclops's ass? He says that and I'm not paraphrasing and he goes, how about you do that for a second? Spider-Man is also fun on the Avengers side. He has a really good line and goes, look kid, and he's telling Hope Summers who's like, I don't know, like 18 or something. He goes, look, when you're the Avengers

there's so many of us we're all really powerful. What you should just do is just say yes to the guy who's in charge, be it Cap, be it Iron Man, just nod and when you have your time you'll have your time and you'll get to do a cool thing.

Spider-Man gets to do a cool thing later and he replays his own thing with his head. He's like, I'm doing my cool thing now and he comes out better for it but I thought it was really hilarious. And also amazing art, every issue

some of it is written, drawn by different guys but amazing art. If you want to read it, well you're welcome to. It's really awesome. Really quickly also, I also marathon a series on Netflix called Garfunkel and Oats. Have you ever been familiar with this? My name, but nothing else. It's a little, two girls

that did these little YouTube videos of these really funny songs like like pregnant women you suck, shut up stop. I've seen that, it's amazing. And hand jobs are really hard to do. I don't get it. Am I supposed to do this?

No, that's the thing is like beyond what should we call it it's Kimmy Schmidt. My girlfriend has gotten into a bunch of shows like that and Oats is one of them. Broad City is another one. There's a couple of different things or the one that you mentioned before a while ago. I forgot her name is in it.

Anyway, whatever. There's a couple of like two girls just being dicks kind of set up shows. And this is only eight episodes. It was on IFC same channels Portlandia, so guess what? A lot of Portlandia overlaps. Some guys show up. Fred, get out of here. Not Fred, but

some other people show up and I'm like oh nice and the show is like very different from Kimmy Schmidt. It's like not nearly as cartoonish and especially towards the end of Kimmy Schmidt. Yeah. It was really clever and some of the songs are really amazing. Someone gone a little bit too long

but all of it was like really really really funny situations. More like curb. Not nearly as awkward but a little leaning more. That's the least descriptive thing you could have ever said is less awkward than curb. Yeah.

That runs the gamut all the way down. There's not much left after that. There's not much more awkward than a fist fight with a Jesus in California Christmas talking about pubic hairs in front of your wife's family. For example, one of the episodes, two of the girls go, you know what, men really

like women that don't talk, it seems. Why don't we start a relationship with these two guys that we meet and let's see how far we can take this. So one of them just doesn't talk and the other guys just telling him everything and he goes, oh, so yeah, like you really

understand because you're an orphan too, like me, right? And she just goes like mm, mm, mm. And then someone's talking about random internet pop culture in her presence and she always corrects people. And these guys are saying all this bad

stuff, misremembering, and she freaks out and yells, no, he started that, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's over 9000, not 8000, did shit. Exactly. Depends on which one you want. The other girl The other girl is kind of childish,

Kate, I believe, and she's kind of childish, she's very small stature, she likes puppets and whatever, she's very like, you know, sort of immature for age, but she's also trying the no talking thing and then the guy just happened to go, hey, does anyone want, oh, I got juice boxes and she goes,

she just like nods her hand, she takes the juice box, so towards the end he's like having a pit in the room, he's like, you're so nice, I need to know, like what do you have? Are you slow? I'm just really into that. And she goes, what? You think I'm like this?

He goes, yeah. And she goes, what? That's so offensive. Then she replays back in her mind everything that she's done. And she goes, oh, wait, yeah. I could see how it seemed like that. And then he goes, yeah, and like what are with your clothes, they're so and she goes, what? No, this is just my

clothes. And she just wears shirts with like little deer on them. He goes, oh, so both girls did the same thing and both went on wildly different tangents. And like again, the show just kind of ends because apparently I think it was canceled like after the eighth episode.

That means you can watch all of them. You can watch all of this podcast. And really quickly, Liam. How long do you think this podcast is going to be? We got to roll. And really quickly, Liam did it too a bit. You know, if you want to try it fast in the Furious, Forza is free. Yes.

And it's pretty decent. Is it free if you don't have what? No, it's just a stand alone free stand alone. Oh, that's awesome. That's totally right. If you feel shameless enough to download a product placement thing like that, you will get a very good racing game out of it.

In theaters August 8th. Yeah, exactly. April 3rd. Okay. And, and, and aside from blood games, but I played tons of Ahsako. Ahsako is fucking awesome. New waifu. In Killer Instinct. Yeah, well, well, she's kind of

she can unhinge your jaw. It's useful. That's worth something. And the thing about it, I was, I think I was told woolly is that like she'll eat you. Is that Keats was on Twitter, Keats is on Twitter just going,

I watched hours and hours of Ahsako streaming. No one understands her. No one's playing her at all. She's way better than everyone. Well, basically, that's what Keats is like sometimes when it's a character of his own designer and he helped out. Yeah, no shit no one understands

her like the designer. No, but I haven't seen him say anything about the conras. Like, yeah, you're playing comrade or whatever. But he's like, no one's playing her. She's a weird goofy counter hit character. He's like counter counter grappler. They think it's a flying some Japanese dudes and like specifically ST playing

Japanese dudes to understand what he's getting at. But yes, let's roll news. So first up, first up I want to I want to super I want to super push something that

actually I missed last week, but there is a documentary being made about Patrice O'Neill and it is on Indiegogo and it is being put together by a filmmaker a team of pretty pretty good people. Tell me Ed Norton's working on this.

You mean Jim Norton? Whatever, same difference. Jim Norton's in it, yeah. Ed Norton's in it. You fucking god. Anyway, tell me Ed Norton will be playing Jim Norton. As the Hulk.

And Patrice's girl Vaughn is also like christened it and whatnot. So check it out, put a link to it. If you like Patrice O'Neill, if you like Patrice O'Neill's funny motherfucker he's just like But also and if you don't know who he is

go watch the special elephant in the room that he made before he died and see why he's so fucking funny. He's wrong about face off but whatever. He changes the entire room's mind. It's great. No, his mind got changed.

Is it just like a retrospective on his career? It's just yeah, the life. As long as it's not a mockumentary. I gotta go listen to that clip again. It's like you changed my mind about face off. I came in here defending it but you convinced me it was stupid.

That movie's so garbage. You take it. I think that's part of where like fucking the epitome of my out of control noise laugh. The three stars. Yes. With that being said, actual news one

like a fucking squeal. It's crazy. Yeah. YouTube Live is going to be announced at E3. YouTube has an answer for Twitch apparently and they're calling it YouTube Live which now fight. It's a relaunch of their streaming service.

Because they didn't get to buy Twitch. They almost did. And their streaming just never really took off in that way. So they're gonna rebrand it, relaunch it. And this sort of pre-announcement thing makes a lot of sense as to why. Matt, if you'll remember, we were walking around

at PAX wondering why does YouTube have such a big booth presence here? Why are they handing out YouTube bags? What are they doing? Oh, this was the counter-Twitch booth sort of. Just to go hey, we're here.

That's it. Like right away all they have to say is hey, no 30 second delay. But that's there's benefits to that. We'll get free stuff for watching your videos. You should win things by watching.

Yeah. Now you got it. And if you watch this video, we'll send you a Pomeranian. And apparently, if you get a million subscribers we'll send you a platinum medal in 10 years. I never got any. I never got the... It should blow up too fast.

We should go down to the YouTube office around here and say, who cares? Who gives a shit? What was I going to say? The announcements who had them saying that apparently they've already started working with

some game companies. We'll see. We'll see. We're going to have a whole partnership with YouTube. It'll be Rainbow Six Siege. Instead of YouTube integration on our consoles.

That's all sorts of goofy shit. Well, probably right next to it. You stream still exists. We have you stream in addition to Twitch. Because Twitch was just in TV. Yeah, exactly. You should be interesting.

When I first heard of just in TV, I literally thought Justin Wong owned it. Does this mean we'll see a sequel to salty bit? Salty bit too. Salty bit too. Saltier.

I don't know. But yeah, that could be important. That could be a big deal. It will find out more. It is kind of interesting. There's going to be an adaptation of Ready Player One directed by Steven Spielberg. I saw that.

Finally, Pixels has a challenger. If you're in the book. Here's a very good book. What do you think of this? Last month's Loot Crate came with a copy of Ready Player One. They knew it was before this dropped.

They must have knew. That's an interesting thing. This is going to be super hot. The book is quite good. I highly recommend the book. I haven't read it. A lot of people say it's quite good. What's it about?

Space porn? That's Rule 34. That's a novel. Can you say a virtual landscape in which the main character has to go through 80's references? Yeah. That seems to be as big as we can. Is it like Sword Art Online?

Yes. Steven Spielberg is directing Sword Art Online. I want to point out there was a huge wave of social media presence. It hit me and probably Liam recently because Sword Art Online just went up on T'Nami

or fucking in English and just this huge wave of people that were like, oh let me check out this fucking... No! So sad. Man, that sure is still going. But you keep pushing it and pimping it.

No. The fact that you keep talking it spurs more people. So just stop talking about it. How do you translate Glop into English? No, that's a universal word. It's a universal concept. When you Glop five years of love into your

lover. I can. Speaking of Glop Noisily. Speaking of anime and 80's things. Yes. Did any of you catch the TIE Fighter? Yes.

That was cool. Four years to make this basic... No, it's a fan made short. I know, but you wanted to be a fan. It's been a hot couple weeks with Power Rangers and Deaths. Yeah, absolutely.

Fans showing them how it's done. Ota King. The guy that put this out. That's a good goddamn name. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's a reference to Takano video, but either way.

This was the style of them going into the cockpits of the TIE Fighters and TIE Advanced. Showing you the personalities slightly. The lighting was great. I put a link to it if you haven't seen it. Just good old Star Wars. Perhaps shorter.

But it focuses on just the Empire. Guess what? The Empire is cooler than the Rebels. We've already heard that half of the story a million times. Oh, they won. I want to know about that

Empire guy that wears the dumb hat. Grandma of Tarkin? No, I mean, how every Empire guy with those lieutenants controls your people. I love those guys. How many different ways can we remind you of Germany? Okay, got it.

There's the launch trailer for Forgotten Memories. That was a really good trailer. I was pretty happy with it. So Guy, see, he was a tease. He was right at the end. Barely squeaked in. If you recall, he told us

that he's not in the first episode and he comes in in the second part. Impressive for iOS. I'm glad at the end it says PC, Vita, Wii U. So hopefully a PC version at least will look better than the iOS 2

as well. I hope that comes out in time for a thing. Hopefully. We'll see. Maybe we'll just talk to him again and find out more news we're not supposed to know. We don't know if we were not supposed to not know it.

His character, his staff announcement was announced the day before our podcast. It was all on their Facebook. But we didn't know at the time. As of the time that we heard it, it had been news for like three hours.

But it was great to see when he said that he was holding on to his collar and just going... Because voice actors are the easiest people in the world to get to spill the beans. You grab a voice actor on Metal Gear Solid for example.

Tell me about stuff that you're not supposed to talk about. Yeah, I'm in moral combat. One moral combat. And he's not. What was that? What the fuck was he working on? He just saw the world. But you notice in that Forgotten Memories

trailer, it shows all these mannequin imagery. And I'm like, oh, the mannequin's just kind of there. Then the last stinger shot. All the mannequins do an awesome move. And I was like, oh, it looks good, looks good. That's the creeps. Fucking

goddamn mother fucking bull right show lives. He's back. He slimmed down. He's slimmed down. He's back. The fucker. They actually went like, everyone that's tweeting at Boone going bull right show. And he's like, no, dude, never.

I was more happy years. For years, I've been saying he needs to make a comeback. It was so awesome where I got to show that to Liam or Liam came over to record some stuff and they go, hey, did you see the Mortal Kombat X announcement, right? He's like, no, what? I'm like, look, here's the trailer.

And then it went by so fast. He was like, wait, what? What was that early? Did you see him? He's walking down a hallway with right. I was like, ah, cool. Yeah, yeah. Such a stupid character. He's the best. I do not think he'll be playable.

No. Boraccio means drunk in Spanish, but I had for the Suhau. Maybe he'll be in the DLC. No, Suhau gets killed in the Mortal Kombat X comic the first time he shows up. Sick. Does he get killed by Aaron Black? I saw the game play for Aaron Black and Shinok and

Aaron Black came out and I like the new Shinok. Shinok is way cooler than Shinok has any right to be. Yeah, because they made him Bram Stoker's Dracula. They made him Bram Stoker's Dracula. No name in fighting game. It's just the easiest and just simple, but it's awesome every time.

Also, his x-ray where he etches someone the person that he's fighting is on the bullet. That's awesome. Remember I'm faced from Battle Fantasia? Yeah. Like that. I'm just going to throw an occasional line out, but whatever. I'll sound cool in Texan.

It's great. Not even that Texan. I don't know the difference, man. Just down there. In that place. Y'all. Man, people still say y'all. I say y'all. That's not surprising.

Your mom's from Texas. You know, the West Indies is basically just America. It's really just America's hat. Anyway. Oh, man. This is really confusing. Oh, yeah. Liu Kang.

Yeah. Liu Kang being I'm still not a fan of, like, his design is still really boring. I really like his Netherrealm design. Where he's a zombie. Oh, the zombie ones are awesome. I really like it. His standard human design. The Flashback design? Well, no.

No, it's like he's got burning eyes and pulsating. No, but there's Flashback Liu Kang as well. I don't think so. I was young when, like, they're going on... Right when the part where Raiden goes, oh, I regret that. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's the start of the game when you'll save them or whatever.

But it's Flashback Liu Kang, I think. We don't know yet. Anyway. No, because there's a shot of, like, that Liu Kang throwing fireballs at SWAT team members with Quan Chi hiding behind a rock. I'm pretty... Which could have taken place at any point during the timeline.

The fact that you, like, go back, go back and look at that trailer and freeze-frame it and look at Quan Chi hiding behind the rock. It is the funniest thing. It's really good. It is hilarious. This fatality is really lame, though. It's just rip out your throat and stuff the throat meat into your mouth, I guess.

It's all right. Make a hang of it. Make a hang of it. I think it's kind of, like, super average as well. The second one has to be the, uh, the more... The arcade cabinet. Because it'll make... It has to be a Mortal Kombat X arcade cabinet

and have it make no sense at all. Yeah. Uh, did you see the new Tekken character? Yes. Yeah. Elise? No. That was it. Yeah, don't tell Jin and Jin. Again, not a huge

fan of this new Tekken character. Again, the only new Tekken 7 character I like is, uh, God, what's his name now? Yeah, he's the best. Shaheen? Shaheen? Yeah, still, like, everyone else has been kind of really...

I completely disagree. I think Josie Rizal's really cool. Now that Eddie Gordo's dead. She's a Filipino kickboxer. No, she replaces Bruce. She replaces Bruce. Right, it would be Bruce. Kickboxer. She's got some cool dodge type things going on.

And I think her design's pretty cool. And I found out that... Yeah, because you're an asshole. Yeah, and you know what? Apparently she was designed by the lead concept designer on a little game called Bayonetta. I don't like the characters, I don't know. Wow, because her design is way shittier

than anything in Bayonetta. Yeah, I disagree. You think that's better than stuff in Bayonetta? I think it's better than Bayonetta. But I think it's a good character design. I think half the character's in Tekken or shit. I think... They're just...

You know what? He's not wrong. But it still makes me a little bit angry. Because there's just girl or man with martial art and regular clothes. You're not wrong, actually. Which is what I actually want out of my fighting games. Yeah, but when I see some of the cooler characters in Tekken, it makes me yearn for more of them.

Hmm. I'm not a fan of Jin's arm stuff. Oh, me either. But the hood is back and that's all I care about. I know, um... The German characters are awful. Who are the German characters? German?

What's his name? He's Swedish. Oh, shit. I thought he was not German. The only German character is Dragonon, I think. I thought it was because he was Boskana. No, Leo. Leo is German. Sorry, sorry.

Do you just want to say European? I want to say Eastern and Elisa. Lars is bad and I also don't like Elisa. I think they're bad characters. I really don't like those. But at the same time, Lars is a spade. What's his name?

Dude is just Blade. I like Aska a lot. Raven's? I'm not feeling the new Tekken 7 characters very much at all. The new Tekken 6 characters. And that's why I'm saying it's like, yeah, you can go half and half and up

because it's like, who's going to shit on Dragonoff right now? No, Dragonoff's fine. Thank you. Who's going to shit on Yoshimitsu in any of his incarnations? No, Tekken 4 1. I love the Tekken 4 1. The bug? The bug is great.

He looks like fucking Stunny and Sex. I know you're going to say Stunny and Sex. Why would you think that I wouldn't like that? Yeah, you're right. But all that to say that I think between the stuff that they've introduced for 7 so far, Shaheen and Josie are like on the yay, you did a good job

side and the rest are whatever. No. I think out of any Tekken, this has the weakest lineup of new characters by far compared to every other one. I agree. Not the worst, not offensively bad, just out of every other Tekken.

Tekken 3, amazing new characters. Jin is how you... Nothing's ever going to be fucking Tekken 3. Even 4, Craig, Christie, whatever Tekken 5... Lee Weng, Lee Feng, Fang or whatever, I always forget his name.

And then Tekken 6, actually, wait, hold on! Tekken 6 was Lars? Bob Leo. Bob Leo. Okay, it's a tough thing. And the lady with the disappointing thing.

Snake girl! Zephina. Tekken 6 is horrible. But the actual Tekken 7 game more or less excited for it. The supers look pretty solid. Does it come with a demo of summer lesson? Yeah.

Which we'll call the focus attack type armor hits. Man, dude, I want... I just think we're always just going to agree to disagree with everything, because it's kind of like... Like, if you tapped out of the franchise... Okay, we'll all agree that you're wrong and then you can disagree. And you can agree that, again,

you tapped out of the franchise early on and you're commenting from a distance. What are you talking about? I'm playing every Tekken more than you! You can play Tekken way more than me. I just don't think that just because she shares character and designer with Beyo, she's a good designer.

No, I'm just putting that up because I like the character. Yeah, anyway. That's... Maybe the other girl and the other guy in Tekken 7. Yeah.

The ones that... There's another girl and then there's another guy. No, no, no. Not Lucky Chloe. There's another girl and then there's another guy. Yeah. No, exactly. No. Rage and...

Remember the other girl is just this party girl that wears nothing? No? Yeah! I don't think you're wrong. I don't remember. There's two other characters. Why can't this be like every new character?

I've never seen Liam have a more confused face. All right, next subject. Every new virtual fighter character is a reason to shout from the heavens and rooftops and be like, yeah, Jean Kujo is awesome. Yeah. No, it goes awesome and they're all great.

I would stab you if you say something about a virtual fighter being dead. I have keys. Because they're just guy with martial art as well. Yeah, but... But their genericness helps. No one has to say anything in a backwards kind of way. Life can continue as it is.

So what you're saying is I should just stab you with my keys anyway? Stab you yourself because you know deep in your heart that it's true. No, don't do that. It's dead, man. Claudio and Katarina. Show me. I think I heard their names once.

I don't know who these fucking characters are blowing their way. Oh, I saw her with all the kicks. Yeah. And Claudio, which I don't even remember. No, he's a dude. I know he's there,

but I don't know that he exists. You're going to show us a picture and it's going to be nothing. I have never seen that character. Guyman. He's Kane Highwind with black hair. Anyway. It's a duck pool of company.

That's crazy. Mirror mode is fucking sick. That's for online, right? For online or in arcades, you can pick whichever side of the screen you want to start on. Yes. Sorry, that's what you mean. I feel like that was in another game though.

It may have been, but for some reason it's omitted from every single fighting game under the sun, so it's nice to take a look at it now. Yeah, you weren't left or right. It's going to be the same. The camera will be different. Every fighting game should have this. Every 3D fighting game.

Why? How do you do that in 2D? What's the input? Reverse the actual stage. What does that matter? Reverse the inputs. Reverse the other player's inputs whenever he presses left and hits right.

It's super easy, dude. Here's what makes this feature. They need to add one little feature that makes it just the best. It should tell you what side the other guy picked so you can throw them to the other side that they're

bad on. Bad on the side. They get to pick whatever side they want to. But here's the shit though. Say it says this guy always picks the left side of the stage. Then throw him so that he's facing left and he'll be in a local match.

There are setups and combos and shenanigans that only work on one side of the screen versus the other sometimes. That sucks. It shouldn't be in every iteration. This isn't fucking Justice League Task Force for like fucking Super Nintendo.

It's not great when it happens, but it's there. Batman number 2 as the better slide kicker. It's still a feature they should have. But that would cause a de-sync if we're stepping on Team Desktop's feet. It's still a feature they should have. I just

think that it's safer to have a camera rotation as opposed to a mirror input for 2D games. That's a bit more riskier. This is a bit of a back put of it really quickly. You see that cool training mode in Mortal Kombat X where it's like the

special forces holographic room and then in the options you switch it to have holographic representations of all the stage interactables. So like the Tiger Cat that's in that marketplace just out in the holographic representation is there.

You see the holograms build like to reconfigure for all the other stages. That stage looks like killer instinct to me. Did they put the pig back in from Injustice? There are pig substitutes and I believe one of them is an old lady.

Blanche. The old lady that you throw. Pig advantage. I thought that was a really cool little feature. So Zelda Wii U is no longer shipping this year. Shocker. Shocking. Dammit. Everyone. Yeah.

Just remember when the rumors of that delay happened and people were like no. My girlfriend told me that the day they announced that it was coming 2015 I told her it was not coming out in 2015. I was very happy she reminded me of that

because I was second guessing myself. So very the most direct. The most Japanese. Directly to you. A way of handling like a delay announcement that I've seen. We're delaying it. Like just a video of man talking to you going.

Is it an Omo? Yeah. And he's like hey so we found a bunch of cool ideas that we want time to fully develop. So that we can port it to the NX and have it be a launch game. I didn't like the garbage. What's in your control scheme? That's not happening. No Twilight Princess again.

Here comes the bet. That's a bet on NeoGaff that is getting What do you think is going to be another Twilight Princess? I think it's going to be another Twilight Princess. I will bet against that. I have money in my fucking wallet that I will slap on this table. I will go against that. I'll bet. You'll bet what? 20 bucks? I'll bet 20 bucks it will not.

It will not come out on the NX. Anybody want to take that? I'll take that bet. The same game on the same day is what he's saying. He's not saying because you just said it on the NX. He's saying it won't. Fair enough. Yeah. He means initial launch. The exact Twilight Princess. Yeah, the Twilight Princess where it's like

they might mirror it, they might add a new feature, but it's like you delayed this to port it to the NeoGaff. Like a reading master a year down the line doesn't count. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I just, yeah. No, like day one. And if the game comes out on the Wii U

and then six months later the NX comes out and it's a launch title, I believe that should count. The NX isn't coming out in 2016. There's no fucking way it's coming out in 2016. The Wii U has been out for two years and eight months.

If anything, like, Zelda Wii U is like going to be the Wii U swan song type thing. Not the launch of a new game. I'm backing out. We convince you to back that. I don't know, man. I don't know. Hey, uh, yeah.

Okay, as long as you have it's still getting 80 bucks off the end of the year. It's fine. It's going to come out, man. Well, you did take the bet. Of course you would believe it. It's going to come out. We said this certainly on, like, are you kidding me? You're going to have Star Fox and Zelda both

in 2015. There's no way. Immediately, all of us. If Star Fox does not come out in 2015, fuck off. There's going to be some torches. There's going to be, no. I'm not a fan of that. The only thing I wasn't a fan of in this announcement was Zelda will not be president E3. That's garbage. You have nothing

to show. You showed us gameplay. It's not like it's a really, really disappointing. It's the phrase we have a bunch of cool new ideas code for we're scrapping the entire game that you saw. That was my first thought.

That was my first thought. But it doesn't scrap everything. I think there's definitely some major time shifts for like, oh god, we got enough. But it's probably also what he said, which is expanding on the idea and so on. But I'm thinking

it's like he can't be a song in a pre-rendered trailer. Give us a trailer. Like the Skyward Sword Launch Trailer. Earth in the Launch. You can't tell us who's even in that fucking trailer, whether it's Link or Zelda. Save it

for a direct. I'll shove it. Then don't even come to E3 Nintendo. Well, they might have a bunch of new stuff, who knows. Yeah, they did come last year. Reggie's out in the parking lot giving hand jobs and yelling about Star Fox.

I don't get it. No, I don't either. I just started stringing words together. Hey, would you buy Fail Frame? No, I didn't think so. I can't do this. Here's an amiibo. It's hard. This is a hand job amiibo. Is it a gold amiibo? No.

Anyway, let me show you my crazy hand. Thank you, Liam. You saved it. It was terrible. I'm kind of disappointed that he saved it. He kind of wanted it to just be super horrible. Speaking of things getting saved, Erlen Toejam's Kickstarter

succeeded. I don't care. I also don't care. I don't care. All right. So, uh... I... And me and Liam are Genesis kids. All right. I like Toejam and Erlen. The 3D art

looks terrible. That's awful. Terrible. The animation looks terrible. Well, you could always just go back to the originals. I did. You could get off of this pretty insane steam bundle that just popped up. I already own them. They're on the Wii. The 96 Sega

game bundle. That's a good deal. Yeah, 96 Sega games for 80 bucks, 100 Canadian. Buy them now because we're throwing the IPs in the trash. Yeah. It's just about everything. When you go down... Man, I said that and I kind of

chugged it myself and I'm super depressed. Is it everything? Oh, you don't realize that that's exactly what this is? Is it? It is. Oh, God. It's terrible. It's the realest real. Is that everything Sega has on

Steam? All right. Here we go. Here we go. You have to run down the hole. Just dump these original fucking debug models of Shining Force right into the dumpster. Just because some of the PC ports that they did with... I think it was with Backbone for like

Shining Force and stuff are pretty dodgy. Yeah. Shining Force one to my knowledge from what I played if it seemed rock solid, but I might not have not played enough. Did you say that? They're like, oh, we got to throw out this Vectorman code because we're never going to use it again. Where

is the Vectorman code? Well, it was already in the trash. You got to pull it back out and throw it back in. Oh, God. Oh, I think the deal might be over. I think it was last weekend only. We got to get a little trash faster, I guess. Yeah. Oh, well. Anyway, it was

96 Sega games and then the 440 games. That's a fair deal. It's everything. It hurts. Is it Golden Axe, Beast Rider? Yeah, itself. If it had Valkyria Chronicles and Alien Isolation, it's worth it. Oh, Alien Isolation.

Their Carrier Chronicles is a good game on Steam. It's fucking good. But once upon a time, they fixed that sound bug. This bundle was like fighting Nintendo and their IPs. I love these ones. Not all of them. Every Sonic game's in there.

It doesn't include Madden and the stuff that was fighting Nintendo. So you have no sports games of this thing that was fighting Nintendo as it's on its way to the garbage. As Nintendo's involvement

with the PC will be porting smartphone garbage to it. Oh, what a wonderful world we live in. Can't wait for the Legend of Zelda record keeper. They would never. Not with Zelda. An app? Okay. Can we back up

for a second? Can we back up for a second? No, sorry, not the app. The free-to-play game on 3DS that's like got and premium currency. Yeah, but that's Pokemon fits that sort of style. I don't see Zelda.

I take Umbridge with a certain sentiment that I've seen since this fucking mobile thing has been happening with Nintendo and it's the phrase that you just said, it was like, not with Zelda. Nintendo would never do that. Does everyone just forget about the

Philips CD-i games? That was 20 years ago. And? They were different people. The fucking precedent exists. No, it doesn't. The Final Fantasy 7 cartridge is closer to that story than this is. Come on. Like, that was a completely

different company almost. And that was them. Different world. It's because it's always, they would never do that with Zelda, despite the fact that they have already done that with Zelda. Yes, 20 years ago when people mentioned it to the CD-i's like Miyamoto

or Inuma goes, like, those are, like, horrible stop talking about them. It's the darkest chapter ever. No. I'll never stop because you fucked up. Yeah, but they know that they fucked up. It's funny. You would, like, if there was just a mediocre release of

a Zelda game somewhere, you would have talked about that, but it's because it's hilariously bad. Pretending that the Philips CD-i's Zelda's didn't happen will not help stop the new ones. It's like World War 2. You have to remember that it happens so that you don't have World War 3.

But the fact that you think the same decision making power is, like... Miyamoto's still there. He let it happen. He let it happen. He did. He ruined Sticker Star. He fucking ruined Stickers Bar. He did. Whoever directed it ruined it. No! No! It was Miyamoto set orders

down that crippled and ruined that game. Alright. No new characters? What the fuck? I agree to disagree. Segment. Sometimes all you need is a title. Okay. This is the title of a video game. Two girls, one cop. Arena of Faith.

Innocent Love Granny Academy. Transfer student is a million years old. What are you asking us? I'm not asking you anything. What is the segment? It's the name of a game. Is this Japanese or Swedish? This is Japanese. I am sick. I am declining to even, like,

involve myself in this. You want to see a picture? I want to see this video game. I'll look you up, Liam. Liam knows. Look at this fucking game. Oh, this is good. Super tough grannies. Who's making this game?

It's just some mobile thing. It's fucking, I don't know. That's solid. And yeah. That's money. Speaking of creepy anime bullshit, I checked out a bunch of fucking videos for Yandere Simulator. That thing's coming along. It's great, isn't it?

There's a video where it's like, I've instituted the photo mode, where you can take pictures of Senpai and use them to calm yourself down after murders. Yeah, there you go. It's a really cool game, isn't it? It's the new anime. There's some creepy stuff there.

And like I said, it just hit man plus anime. Perfect. It works on so many levels. And there was, and I guess this is more so movies, but that trailer for Spectre dropped. Ooh, it's good. Is that based off the game? It's so fucking classy.

And just no action. Perfect. Is that based off the game? Are you serious? What game? Spectre VR. That's a bold point. Spectre is the name of a group that were in the original 1950s novels.

So no, it's not based on a computer game from 15 years ago. Older than 15. Oh, I saw a poster for that. They kept the same Spectre logo. I expected that to get updated, but they kept it the same.

Whatever. Christophe Waltz is the villain. That's all I need. Christophe Waltz is the villain, but the muscle is Batista! Yeah! I have fists. Is it Batista, Batista,

or like Tiny Ancient Girl Batista from Wrestling Is in Wrestling? It's Batista, Batista. Aw, man, that would be way better. It would be. Oh, she eats the Scrabble Piece. I lose it. Dude, and then when I watched it again, I flip flopped and I was like,

no, I like Girl Batista a lot now, too. Girl punks still up there, but I keep flip flopping. That laptop throws the best! Let's take some quick letters. Hey, it's letter time. If you want to send a letter while electronic mail, go to gmail.com.

That's super best friend cast at gmail.com. After this letter segment, you'll hear from Matthew, and that limey prick has tons to say about wrestling. Matthew. He doesn't know how to spell his own name because it's not polite or something.

He said the word dream cast during that interview. That's not the only thing you heard. Because his house is made out of that. It's like his voice is wearing a suit. He points out that he's been away from the podcast, but he's listening to us talking about

watching things in release date order, such as with Star Wars. And he wants to fucking school us on how people should watch Star Wars, apparently. Oh, I've heard of this. There's something called machete order. And machete is the guy that came up with this thing. And what he presents is

long story short, four, five, two, three, six. And the reason for this... You skip one. Because one actually has no relevance to anything. You're right. Chasing it in this list takes away from what it has.

You're right. And some of the bonuses added by the machete order are the fact that no Jar Jar. Jar Jar's gone. And that's like no midichlorians. But the thing with this order, because I read down the full justification page of the write up of why...

Wait, four, five, two, six? Four, five, two, three, six. Right? Empire Strikes back to attack of the clones. No, no, no. New Hope. Empire. Attack of the Clones. Revenge of the Sith.

Yeah, I get it. And so the basic reasoning is so that you start out on the strong note establishing Luke as his character you're following. Then you get the cliffhanger of I'm Your Father. Then you go back to seem panicking as just as an asshole.

And then you finish off with the ending of both stories. It's not going to take away the fact that two and three are steaming piles of shit. Yeah, you still have to watch Attack of the Clones. But you start strong and end strong. Yeah, here's my fucking viewing order.

Four, five, six. Sure. Shut the fuck up. There's a couple of obviously inherent problems with it. And you kind of take those into account. And I think one of them that he doesn't mention in his write-up of what he thinks the problems are

is you're assuming that the person has not seen Star Wars, but also hasn't learned spoilers via Osmo. Guess what? Luke, I am your father's the most commonly well-known spoiler in the world. It's the most obvious thing. This order pretends that the person has never heard that.

What? It's his dad! This is for children. It's impossible. Children are too dumb to appreciate Star Wars. Children are too dumb to appreciate Star Wars. But I like the idea of it. It would be interesting to experiment. That's not what I did with my girlfriend,

but putting one off into the distance to go like, and you could come back to this as a side story later. It's kind of interesting. I agree with putting one in the protective ball pit that includes that CG movie.

So those two don't hurt each other or themselves. And when you remove it, you do so much by not showing Anakin ever being innocent. He's always a dick. You never show... You don't have the Qui-Gon introduction there,

but you don't need that. So without Qui-Gon being in the movie, when they talk about Qui-Gon being awesome, you just go with it instead of being like, no, he was an idiot. All you get is bearded Obi-Wan training one guy and then training another guy. The only thing you miss is pod racing.

Yes. And there's a game for that. And Darth Maul. Just watch the nine minute breakdown of Darth Maul on YouTube. Thanks for that, Andrew. That's kind of interesting. It's a thought experiment. Carlos wants to know, are you willing to sacrifice your memories in order to gain power?

What power and what memories? These are so important. I would assume, starting with your earliest memories and like, fucking crazy superhero. I would assume all of them. I need a sliding scale because my answer is going to be extreme

no matter how much you slice it. If you get rid of all your memories and you have no experience and no lessons about life, therefore you get powers and you could be a total asshole. Can I selectively pick these? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think you just start at one point

and then you just go the other way. I think you just lose it all. Everything for everything? Because I would sacrifice half. We need to put a footnote to this. This obviously cannot remove non-conscious memories, like how to eat. Yeah, of course.

Go to the bathroom, speak. You become an amnesiac. You still function. Like a horror in that one episode. Long-term memories anymore. You know what? I'd be more okay with it if I could have the memory that I chose to give these up for this reason. If I remember that

you sacrificed memories for power, then I'd be okay. What's the power to memory loss ratio here? Well, that's how far do you want to go. You can go basics. I'll dump like 20 years for Superman. That's God.

No, for like mild powers. The first half of my life is super boring and lame. Okay. What about God? It's only until you met me. Yeah, pretty much. Like power suit levels of

being cool guy. Power suit? Like a Karris kind of thing. You can run on buildings, jump really high. You're not invincible. That's lame. But you can do things in a way better than humans can do. No, I need world economy destroying powers.

I need something that is like there's no going back from this but fuck it. Krillin. Would you take Krillin? I like these. I like throwing these out. Do you have to be Goku? Would you take Krillin? Wait, no. I get Android 18.

No. That's a power. Fireballs. If you give up like half your life's memory loss it has to be to get something that means there will never be any threat to you whatsoever.

And I'm not talking about like, if you get super, nobody thinks about this. If you got most superpowers tomorrow, right? Say you became superman tomorrow. Yeah. Right? Guess what? I really hope you don't use any of those powers where anyone can

ever see you. Because you're going to have a rough time after that. The rest of your life is garbage. Like, are we going to that part in Man of Steel where they try to lock Superman up? Try dealing with that shit every day. Would you take Night Thrasher? Never.

That's what it feels like when you throw Krillin. I would go no lower than no lower than who? No lower than Cien. No lower than Cien. Alright, that's fine for anime. What about superheroes? What about Yantra? Superheroes?

American style. There's a lot to choose. There's a lot of levels in there. I need God. And powers. I will dump every memory I have in my life. For what?

For Professor X's powers. Okay. Because then I can go to all of you and look at those memories from your perspective. That's a loophole. That's not bad. Or like a rogue even. Alternatively time travel powers because

then you can just watch. Yeah, well that's what I was about to say. I would dump everything and scrape them. You know he's saying power. Not power. I would scrape my brain and try for Dio. For Dio. Are you evil? I would just Dio's power.

Well we'll see what baseline will he with no memories is. Right? Yeah. That's the nature versus nurture discussion right there. To give me the world. Absolutely. I don't know. I wouldn't give up any of it. I don't think it's worth it. I think my life's great.

But I would give up just enough if I could so that I could reliably I'd give up just enough to reliably open any jar of battle with ease. So you'll give one good memory for like

some trivial power that's kind of useful. My 8th birthday can go. Yeah. I'll be able to open any jar guarantee. See this is kind of a weird question for me because there are like I don't remember. I would give up bad with some

memories. So like my 8th birthday it's gone. It's fucking gone. You already gave that one up. I guess. Did I make a deal with the Fisto to get this show? I would give up a maximum of 20 years for Mr. Fantastic level intelligence.

Yeah. Not his power because his power is useless. And it would go bad for you. It's super useful. I can't use that and not get past. You can use it in subtle ways.

I could. I can. But I don't need to. So what if it was 20 years is my max. I can't give up more than that. What's up with that? What was that game from NIST America where you

trade levels ZHP? God something. Evil man? You just power up to level 99 immediately if you want to. By NIST America? Or by NIST Japan?

I'm pretty sure it's NIST Japan. I've got in the fate, whatever, Ultimac. That's awesome. The point is that you had the meter where it was like power meter and then it's also subtracting memories.

You just slide this thing over. That's all of you for more time on the clock. I would accept that. Are you for real? You know what that makes you? Griffith! Well I'm just doing a joke

for your video. But if it's the Pandora that's the power. I'm losing 10 seconds. I have the solution. The solution is you don't know what the power is. You don't know what it is.

And you're given like a dial. And the dial says 0 and it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 all the way up to 33. No, no, like to your age. And you turn it once and feel nothing because 1, 2, 3

and that's where you're like, hey I feel better. Wait are you saying it's exponential? No, it's not exponential. It should be linear. It's linear. But you don't know what the power is. And then you hit 5 and once you hit 5 you know what the power is. But you every single turns and you have to

decide. Well then that makes it easier then because you turn it to 5 and feel what it is and if it's worth it then you keep going. And what you do is you stop right after you start to get really upset. Like right after you're like, wait I don't have

I can't, uh oh. For me I don't have like old shitty memories that I need deleted because it's normal. So I'm like, I wouldn't mind because I love powder yada yada fight the dog, the rats off with a stick with my dog, yada granada. The question is

how many years worth of memory does a person really have? No, not nearly as many as my user saying. Like during your first 5 years of life how many years worth of memory is in there? So my girlfriend would be able to answer this a lot better but it's like they categorize into different sections

of your brain and long term and short and you're totally separate. No I have a degree in this. But she's actually going down. Yeah I know. The actual thing is like your memories that you have are not nearly as accurate or good as you think they are.

They're actually quite terrible. So the question is like do you have an airport right after 10 years? Okay well we can recreate it. Witness testimony is way, way unreliable at history proves this time and time I don't know. Wow what a great question.

It's a fun question. One of these days I'm going to snap and like fire you. Now who's going places? And then I'll rehire you for fun but still. And then you'll be like you're my best friend. Yeah there it is

there it is. Tell me I'm as good as Matt. Oh god. Well beat the amen we'll think about it. I don't know. You got some good hits in. Can't beat Superman. Oh it all works so well.

Yeah it works pretty well. Evan Addo says hey long time writing in will he's refusal to watch Code Gates because he doesn't like the art style and inspires my question today. Have you ever completely dismissed an anime movie or a thing because you don't like the art style? Dude I never said that.

Just recently this last week I got a bunch of people saying make will he watch Code. It's a misunderstanding where you said I didn't watch it and then you said you didn't like the art style. I said the character design. I said those eyeballs are really big

but like you said I never said that. You said I haven't and then you gave a diss and then people internalize that as the diss attached to reason. Oh okay. Yeah dude if I said if I said I've never had a chili cheese

dog chili looks gross people would naturally assume that I don't eat chili cheese dogs because they work back to back seduces but it's fine sure dude that's you're totally wrong that's not why at all. I just never watched it because the fans and the people that I knew

never shut up about it and it got really annoying. It was getting to the point where it's like you know something might be cool but the fan base is kind of ruining it for you I need to get beyond that just like the Lincoln Park fan base. Now that it's swelling back up again right? No and I also want to watch like shit that's

actually sort of cool like Gundam uniform. So you just said something that will get you more flack. Yeah that's fine. I haven't seen it yet I don't know. You just said I'd want to watch shit that's kind of sort of cool that I actually want to watch.

No there was a diss! There was a diss there! I've been digging this hole. Here's where it is. I haven't seen code games so I don't know anything. But you think it's stupid! I want to actively go and watch Gundam Unicorn. So I'm going to do that.

Just say you're not interested in it. The question was just like did the art style ever turn you off or something? Yeah Hunter X Hunter Done! Oh really that's why for you? It looks so stupid! I can't get over it.

Okay sure. But you got it to one piece. One piece looks a million fucking times more interesting than Hunter X Hunter. But you have a problem with Metabots? I don't know what Metabots are dude. No the art style. I really think it was him. It was me and William that said that.

I don't know what Metabots are. The reason why I get annoyed when Matt yells Metabots is because I don't know what Metabots are. I don't know what Metabots are. Art style turning this off or something. We've answered this question recently. That really turned me off

because of that. Gosh I can't remember what the game is. For games it's happened a fair few times. Hey my dumbass idiot self with Demon Souls. Yeah my dumbass idiot self with Skullgirls. Yeah there we go. Yeah you're right. I feel like we just had this conversation.

Hey Lurotimp. Joseph wants to know what a good game make you love it more. What if Deadly Premonition actually were like really well done. Visuals were awesome. It was like the last of us level of presentation.

But still we're in this content. Deadly Premonition's charm is its wacky dialogue and bad voice acting. But I feel like there's an undercut of Deadly Premonition with how fucking cobbled together everything is and how

so if it were really well presented and polished. I prefer Deadly Premonition at this point because it's more busted. So you would hate it more if it were more polished. Or at least you wouldn't have liked it as much.

I wouldn't have liked it as much if it was. Also you just enjoy Twin Peaks enough that I think Deadly Premonition will always win. Yeah sure but no it's like if I watch a bad movie I want the boom mic to be in the shot.

Because that's hilarious to me. You need the arrow pointing so past zero that it turns over and that's at 10 now. The frown like literally starts turning upside down. That's actually what happened with Deadly P. When I saw it in Mass Place

I was like it's the worst thing ever. Let's play more. It's a bit early but do you think for Christmas? Pat do you think Pulitzer of Eternity is better than Divinity Original Sin? The gameplay

in Divinity is turn based and it's really really really really interesting and it's the combat's probably better by a small margin but the writing is

like Divinity Original Sin's writing is so bland and boring I haven't gotten more than 3 hours into it and I am totally riveted by... What about Plainscape? I have not given enough time to play it. Plainscape is still on the

I can lend you it if you want. No I have like multiple copies. Every time I'm about to get into it the widescreen patch breaks it more or something. Just play it regular. Fuck off Liam. Anyway I said it lends you a copy. What do you think it is? It's a disc. I have it on GOG

multiple times even. Is that possible? He found some way. I don't know. I feel like I have 10 copies. A couple bundles or whatever. How do I put this? In Divinity I barely cared what the main story

even was because the writing was just like whereas in Eternity in my short time with it I was reading every single book you could pick up. All the history books I was actually reading all those because they were so well written.

RPGs should have good writing. Leland writes Hey I worked at WrestleMania don't work at WrestleMania and he sent us a selfie of him at the stadium doing cleanup after having to go run. That's the face of

WrestleMania That's bad. That looks tough. You got to be there. You're not doing a cool thing. Don't work at the strip road. Eduardo wants to let us know since we talked about Starship Troopers

not long ago there's a Starship Troopers animated movie Yeah there's several. This one was made in 2012 called Starship Troopers Invasion and while I know for sure none of them are ever going to capture the magic of the first one

because it was done through a cynical lens. It's genius. It's genius bordering on Robocop. Everyone following up on this franchise Well I just stumbled on that analogy perfectly. Everyone following up on this franchise

misses the fucking idea because they're trying to make them cool soldier guys. The main point is that it's the dumbest The coolest version of cool soldier guys might be this one because it was directed by the guy that directed Apple Seed. So checking out the trailer for it

it's like yeah that looks pretty actiony and Rico's back in the future. It's hard to find this because there's another Starship Troopers CG animated thing that came out before that. And then there's Roughneck When that in Roughneck training that dumb fuck takes his helmet off

That's the moment that sticks with me. Like everyone you'd think it would be the co-ed shower scene but it's like nah man don't take your helmet off dude That and my fire exercise and god war the box is checked

You want to live forever? Man I gotta rewatch it And one last question Do you guys like Robocop? Yes I recently read an article that broke down Robocop as like a perfectly symmetrical movie

which was really really really interesting to me I didn't need someone to tell me that Okay fine fine whatever Okay fine What was the article about though? What does that mean? How the first scene if you stack the scenes in AB

from the beginning to the middle and then the end to the middle they line up nearly perfectly In regards to that So like scene 3 is a car chase that they're chasing after Boddaker

And then scene 3rd from last is car chase with Boddaker And they have opposite endings to those scenes That's non-traditional because most stories go 3rd act is the transition from

the 70% mark over And it's easier for you to remember and like lock it in where it's the middle of the movie is Robocop tries to arrest Dick Jones and right before that is a huge gun fight against drug dealers in which he kicks the shit out of them

and right after that is the huge gun fight with the cops in which Robocop gets his ass kicked And as you go out from the middle and like the only one that doesn't make sense is like one news report near the end if there was a deleted scene that was that news report So it looks pretty intentional

and it's actually really interesting That's cool, I love when they find out that kind of stuff Robocop's really cool Yeah the last one is just Pat the reason why Noah wants to let Pat know that the reason why the Super Robot War series has SD stuff is because the scales of these things

Yeah this guy contacted me on Twitter I don't give a shit Yeah, no, or on the reddit I saw this comment somewhere And Noah, you're totally right Who gives a fuck, make the robot look cool instead of a dumb child Like I said in another century

they make them like cool proportions anyway Just make them their regular proportions and then make them the same size Like who cares? Like you already see like hanging on top of Grun Lagann Next to Evangelion and Unit 1 Oh god, what's his name?

Scopedog But like you know the fact that their SD doesn't change their scale by factors of millions I regret not showing you guys the final attack that he does where A lot of people were like you fucked up and I was like yeah it's true Oh, Scopedog's final attack?

Yeah his final attack is like he does a whole bunch of normal gun shooting and then he grabs you and shoves you against the cliffside opens the hatch gets out and then cocks a gun and then he hit the pilot and shoots you Like one to one Okay Matt, will you tell Matt what Scopedog is

Scopedog is the coolest super robot thing ever So like he's from Votoms and it's this super normal robot in the midst of these god king giants that are all super robots that are doing So imagine like a Zaren ship in the world of Grinlock and this one that's just like

I got rockets and guns, normal shooting normal shoulder tackle But he's the best! But I'm skating around and I'm doing it and he's always doing it So just the cool underdog The cool underdog that's all under Scopedog Don't let everyone like underestimate but he's doing it in the background

He stays up the whole time Well his name's Scopedog because he's got the scopes And the true way to beat the game is to defeat the anti-spiral with Scopedog I know like that sounds really cool but I don't know why I thought this but in my head it was like and then Scopedog's

robot turns into like a giant german shepherd with a super scope No I think the dog's face is the like the barrel of the gun and there's a scope on his back and then like a gigantica robot uses it as a rifle

Anyway I think me and Pat were just more expecting animations from like the Masochistian series and stuff that are like significant I was expecting any of the Masochistian animations Yes I don't know what you said

I don't think you were specifically expecting one from that game but I mean like much more elaborate and more detailed things And with that we are just out of time So tune in again next week and enjoy our interview with Matthew coming up right about now He's British! And he likes wrestling

Hey Matt Yeah that was fun Sorry That's okay Just the awkward fumblings in the back of a car No it's fine The first thing on this podcast is a fucking bot

Matthew is fine He was the guy that walked across the screen during taker's entrance and the camera ran up to go You didn't see nothing Also don't forget when all three announcers were visible with all the Do you remember that one guy

that went for the hard camera I love those Do you know what I think that is I think that's a guy that told his parents I'm working for WWE I'm a big superstar and then he got saddled in the tech area and he goes I have to get in there

It's much simpler than that I thought that camera was not the current hard camera The sun was glaring in my eye again Hey Matthew how's it going Like WrestleMania I am fucking fantastic

That's a good one Pretty good I had no faith going into this WrestleMania I had absolutely none I caught up on shit and then the fucking thing starts and it's in the middle of the day in an open arena I don't know man

I know about open arenas Everyone in the front row has their hand over their eyes Struggling to see them It's the weirdest first impression ever The other thing about open anything, pay-per-view is that there's no place for cheers to go

It just leaves because there's no roof So they sound like pops and booze or whatever Because I remember it's this stupid Caesar's Palace or the WrestleMania that was held in Caesar's parking lot rather because it was outside Caesar's Palace

and then telling Shawn Michaels if you don't hear people cheering because they're cheering just leaves it doesn't echo and you never hear it and then you see Shawn Michaels and you can't hear what it says but it sounds like if you try to lipstick

or try to read his lips it looks like he's saying then why are we doing it here The last thing I saw was when Roman Reigns got thrown up there by the rock and yeah all faith just vanished so I had really low expectations going into there If you're not in an outdoor arena though

you can't do the big Roman Reigns like camera 360 pan is fireworks goes off They play this into the canvas Yeah But let's take it from the top Let's start up the car Matthew we're just gonna come clean

We did not watch the pre-show We came in really late and we're watching the end of the Andre the Giant battle royale thing Did you see both the matches in their entirety or no Oh I did Yeah me and my mates watched all of it

which is crazy because it was like had René Brian Corey Graves of Booker T just in this little place nowhere We have 6 hours left until WrestleMania You're out there for 6 hours

This sounds way better than WrestleMania Luckily Mike T had a copy of his book to promote every 5 seconds Was he reading snippets from it Yeah I think one of the snippets was I've got a book every 10 seconds

You know how it is Is the name of the book I'm coming for you No Sadly not Cause that'd be fucking great But If you work at Wendy's Like yourselves

Like yourselves I had no expectation for this pay-per-view but that's not necessarily a bad thing because I'm like This is going to be Right, I'll just watch it anyway Cause people were there going Matthew are you actually going to watch WrestleMania

I'm like no the biggest show of the year I think I'd give it a miss Like what the hell Who you can It was so good Super Bowl, right? Yeah, right So I put a thing on

Watching one of the previous money The Banks with Covey Kingston Doing the thing where you had the two bits of ladders Using them like stills So I put that with text over It was but a rank amateur Compared to Dr. Colossus The message is that saying

Are you guys hyped for WrestleMania Cause I'm watching Simpsons And people read that And people read that as Oh, he's not watching WrestleMania He's going to watch Simpsons repeats instead I'm like no, what the fuck What are you going for

Like yourselves, I had no expectations So it was almost like This WrestleMania quantum left From another timeline Cause it didn't fit at all That's exactly what it felt like But the pre-show, sorry to answer your question So it wasn't even the pre-show

It was like the kickoff to the pre-show Main event, all this shit The pre-show Tag match was enjoyable It was very spot, spot, spot, spot, spot But it's like, hey Look at these guys being athletic in the sun And you know, I liked it

It felt like an extended sequence from The Raid or The Raid 2 But enjoyable enough and Cesare on Kid 1 So no complaints from me And then weirdly enough They went, okay, yeah, great, blah, blah, blah Now it's time for the battle royal No entrances

And the tag teams that had just wrestled Were still in the ring And it was weird And this is like 10 o'clock in the morning Their time And they're just, that's bizarre Okay When they did the review

During the show, they kind of started it That way as well, they showed no entrances Everyone was just in the ring Yeah, it was just like Well, either the work in Double Duty Which is weird because it's like It's the biggest show of the year And we've got some guys working twice

Don't tell me that this is a nice house When I can see it's on fire Or even worse, these tag guys Are in the middle of the ring And all the other guys just came out And they're like, whoa, I'm trying to leave No, I'm not actually in this match It's a funny image

So at the time, did you interpret that as a bad thing? Yeah, it was funny They were going, well, fuck it We're in this match now, might as well try and win But I was half expecting Brian Saxton To be taken up by the wind Which is really pretty strong It was blowing Renee's hair, so she looked like she was going to

Turn Super Saiyan So I was thinking, was it going to be an option So like, oh, there's two guys And they're nearly over the ropes And oh, just one little thing to hit them Will do it and Brian Saxton just take off From the wind and go ahhh And they'll fly into the ring and just take one of them out

And they're like, oh, Brian Saxton's the winner This didn't happen if you didn't see the pre-show Sorry to get your hopes up But I liked it I liked the pre-show, once they got rid of all the Flotsam and Jetsam I thought Big Show looked good Which is not a popular opinion, I know

But it made it look good He looks so tired, man He's the New Year's baby He looks tired The bag's under his eyes He looks consistently exhausted Every time I've seen him at the house Show we went to

Every time I see him on TV, he looks exhausted Well, because I always figure that There's a smaller man inside him Piling him, piloting him I kind of get that impression Well, like Crank? Yeah, like Crank, yeah Crank, Crank, Crank

He's way more tired That'd be great if Big Show had won And then fucking his head had popped off And Hornswoggle emerges Crank, Crank, Crank During the intercontinental We were just sitting down As it started

Do you think it's an indication That maybe you have too many people In a match when their themes Stop playing, when they're halfway Down the ramp, and the next guy's Theme starts playing I was just like, yeah, I like this song And then other guy comes out

And you keep cancelling each other's entrance It's like you're playing SmackDown and everyone's pressing start That was the hint That was the hint Luigi, Luigi The moment that Liam pointed out That we knew that they had put too many guys

In that match was that Stardust Gets a whole fucking bit with a ladder That is used for one spot And then fucking thrown aside That ladder had so much mileage ahead of it And it just got stomped once And that was it That one turned crazy

That ladder was like a highlight Of that, because I was like Imagine if some, they all had Personalized ladders I said to Woolly, imagine You were in a match and you came out with This reboot branded ladder And we don't even use it

It's such an anti- You can keep raising the stakes And swap the ladders for Individual family members And they've got to climb up each other's Family members, sure But like Stay here

For us, except For maybe Liam, we all watched Classic ladder matches Of the 1999 to 2000 This was Alright, it's okay Ladder match Dean Ambrose almost died, so that was cool

But Nothing else seemed risky or Exciting But it served this purpose well In that it gave Daniel Bryan a belt So that it's like, hey everybody Calm the fuck down, he's got a belt I feel like that was too overt

Yeah It was too obvious to like, hey he won Don't boo the rest of the show Please enjoy this Title that's worthless But now maybe We can make it worth something again No, you can't

Thank you guys I've heard this echoed by Jay Hunter Matthew, but I assume you agree Is that like, the Intercontinental Title Is not the Intercontinental Title Like the World Title is the Intercontinental Title And the World Title is the money in the bank

Everything's moved I would go with that And it's really things where every year Someone goes, oh so and so and so and so They'll bring prestige to it And it's like Ever since Cody Rhodes Brought back the white belt a few years ago

But then again it's like This time They'll have prestige We'll wait and see because you're right It was a good match, it wasn't a risky one But it was still very enjoyable Even though I put on Twitter Hey look, Cody Rhodes is dressed like Kefka

I'm gonna have 50 I called him Mr. Sinister I was gonna say, yeah, 50 people say No, it's Mr. Sinister you idiot Aside from that Aside from that it was like, okay now we'll see From here after they had The legends who on the Hall of Fame

The title who will go, wow Daniel Bryan You won this title, that means a lot That's all good for one night How are you gonna do it next week On Raw on the week after that, that's the real test Just to keep the title for a year Just keep it Not just even like defending it

For a while or anything like that Just not losing randomly to some dude I'm not asking from Daniel Bryan Come out and beat six ninjas in a row But it's like, no, just like Not being used as a job at all But sadly The way I thought the match was gonna end was

Barrett was gonna lose the title And then you'd look as the one guy celebrating with a new title And cut back to him and he's going Yes, I'm free, free of the curse Yes See Bryan Barkin's happy as hell That didn't happen for some reason Maybe next year

We're about to congratulate Bryan It was every time one transition Into the scene And when Pat Patterson first came out We're all like, okay, just awkwardly We love Pat Patterson, he's great Awkwardly stand behind them during this interview Yeah, that was weird, I was like, why didn't he leave

I was like, I hope he stands there awkwardly Just off screen Look at all these legends Casually walking by the set And seeing Daniel Bryan, what a coincidence It was such a hamish I loved it I loved it, but every time someone came in

It was an awkward pause as they waited For the next guy, because everyone can see The next guy off camera Waiting to get it And I thought it'd be really hilarious There's not much here, they're just like, hey everyone We were treating Daniel Bryan well, right I thought it'd be really funny if all the legends

And it all just went into a huge schmaw And they all started beating on Daniel Bryan For some reason All these legends are heels now That'd be awesome But yeah, it was not too big What was even funny was, apart from Flair They all won the title on their way up the ladder

To bigger things So it's like, well done Daniel Bryan Remember when you won the world title I was waiting for Flair to be like Don't worry buddy, after the hard times There's some good times An alimony It was just like

A title is a title And even a kid in the front row Last year Oh, and Ricky the Dragon Steamboat, who everyone loves Of course, but him going Randy Savage, the match we had at Rustmania 3 Whoa, yeah

It's like, oh shit Suddenly his stock declined by like 3 points On the Dow Jailing, just like, what the fuck was that? Like, why was Did Flair even win The Intercontinental title? Yeah, he won it in 05 when he beat Carlito

Exactly, he's like Oh wow, like a couple of years ago I don't know what you're talking about Yeah, when he was on the Autumn of his life Right, right When he was a young Sprite, 700 years old

Yeah No, they opened The sarcophagus and let him loose What do you keep saying Matt? Pull him out of the Lazarus pits Or Or in

Killer Inkstink, when they released The Mummy character Conrad It's just Rick Flair It's this alchemist that's been Working 700 years From the dawn of time And then of course You gotta get Fruke in there

For his bit, you know It's fucking guarantee Like, they pay him to say one word Does Fruke do training Or anything? Do they just pay Ron To say, damn Yeah, exactly No one knows any answers

It's okay Let's go with, yeah Yeah, sure, fuck it What's the next match on the Carvels? Orton vs. Rollins This is a great match! That was surprising I went into that saying

Man, Seth's rolling sucks, he's no better Really? Cause I was like, oh, he's just the other shield guy No, he's the other shield guy That should be Roman Rick Yeah, no, exactly So I went into that like, oh, whatever Orton's gonna win it

And low, but you know It was a good match, though Going into it, I like Rollins all right I'm not a huge... I think Ambrose is cool, but all three of them I'm kind of ambivalent towards And Orton is awesome In theory, all the time

Like there's things that Orton does That me, Willie, we all have Things where like, Willie loves his pose I love the finisher You love the RKO And we're going into a match Especially when we saw Royal Rumble 2014

We watched, it was Cena vs. Orton And we were all, like We all took piss breaks And whatever, and came back We didn't care what was happening, cause we didn't care about either guy that much But this time, I'm just like You know what, rustling isn't rustling Made me go, yeah

Orton is a crazy weirdo I like that, and he thinks he's a snake Yeah, sure, you kind of hammered that Home for me I'm a big fan of when you're finishing move Is a move that just amplifies The other guy's move to look cooler Yeah, the only thing, the only thing the stop

Exists to do is to get people over RKO level 2 When he first did the stop, I turned over to Matt And said, man, that's a really limp move And then at the end of the match, it comes back And it's a cooler It's just a modifier to make you better, man I love that

I was saying, now he just needs to do that in a ladder match And have Undertaker do a tombstone Off of a ladder Some crazy shit You've watched more rustling than us, Matthew Yes Is that one of the Cooler RKO's ever

I've seen a million Compilations of them, but No one was expecting it And it just happens The only reason that works so well Is because the other guys' move played so well Into it, the curb stomp So when we saw it, I left out of my seat

So Yeah, no, I agree with you That's definitely one of the best ones What was funny us was Obviously, the lovely Vine videos Came out last year But largely, it hasn't been That out of nowhere

There was one where Evan Bourne Did a shooting star press And then Orton did it, and it was like, holy shit But then last year He had the Hell in the Cell match against John Cena And Midway, Cena's doing his comeback Hits two shoulder blocks

And the blue thunder driver But he goes to second shoulder block And Orton hits the RKO out of nowhere And everyone went, oh my god, if he wins with that Literally out of nowhere This match will be the best match he's ever had And he kicked out of two and was like, ah, fuck with him So the idea of Orton

Literally doing the move out of nowhere Is one that they need to do it That's how DDP did it in 1996 And was just like, oh, this guy's going for an armbar Oh, into a diamond cutter We're losing, yeah, we're losing Yeah, Orton Orton, well, fuck

I think you're breaking up a little bit Skype's being shitty New world order, new world order There we go That's a great sound test Thank you Yeah, Orton has some good bits and bad bits I loved him when he was a prima donna for the authority

But there was a time before that Where it was every year, it was like, this guy's going to feud with Orton And then there was Don and the Deep of You And that was it, just rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat Orton, Orton, Orton, yeah, yeah, yeah But yeah, he was great last night His promos have been great I love Metal Gear Solid

I'm a fan of bad acting and double-crossing Yeah, triple-crossing So, yeah, yeah, approve And, you know, Seth Rollins lost And that didn't go anywhere So, you know Yeah, I don't know Man, he sure turned that loss around

No, what? I'm not on the card yet, Liam I know, but like Then we moved into Triple H Or should I say Terminator Triple H Versus the show Dude, that Terminator intro was the best It's the best!

It was the most powerful marketing gimmick That was amazing It's so bad you have to look If you guys recall, that video Started playing of the San Francisco Bay And then went a little bit of like Computer like stuff Started peering on the ring

I'm not sure if you recall, but I shouted What, is Triple H Skynet? Yeah, yeah As a throwaway comment Sitting down to resume my normal Watching of the pay-per-view And then it happened Were T100s

Like I Mark, like After he got to the ring If Russell Mania just The feed just cut off I got what I wanted That's fine That entrance was

Yeah, like what he said, the dumbest Best entrance ever All those Terminator skulls to hold Just like a throw away In 10 seconds Every marketing guy just gizzing their pants At how great this integration Of product is

Like they're fucking losing it How much money, how much money Like last year he was dressed up as Shao Kahn As a golden Shao Kahn And that was like, this is the penultimate version Of Of his Conan destroyer shit

But like You can't top this now Unless he comes out as a Nazinomorph Unless you find another movie To work into an exact name He needs to come out as Ultron I guess, I don't know During Summer Slam, Triple H is Ultron

Nah, I'd be better as Sharknado Triple H But yeah, it was great seeing Hunter Killer Hearst Helmsley Come out, but part of me is like That's great, the only way we'll be Any better is if you wrestled with it on Yeah

Like he's making The noises with his mouth going Punch, dropkick But yeah, fucking loved it And as everyone else has said And I'm going to say it before anyone else So I can brag about it Sting used to hang out with RoboCop

Triple H hangs out with Terminators Finally RoboCop vs Terminator wrestling I can't wait for the photoshop for this I forgot that fucking Yeah, because RoboCop came and busted out Sting out of the fucking cage Yeah, he did, he did, oh god

He's going bald, man Real bald I'm sorry to cut you off, man Sorry man, it's always the fun of Skype, isn't it I was going to say, after the remake last year Sting can keep RoboCops As far as I'm concerned But as we went on to the match

Guess what though, this match is probably After those entrances This match is not going to be Super good But then Before it started It's not going to be great And then it turned out to be

The dumbest, hypest thing ever Marvel vs Capcom Halfway into heroes Halfway it became Bushido Blade And I saw the best shot I've seen in wrestling in a while You remember the rainbow shot It was such a cinematic moment

What a good shot Cinematography, man In wrestling The mise-en-scene of WrestleMania Fuck children of men Let's get on this shit But when it's When they're just kind of grappling in the ring

And it's like, okay, where this is going to go And then music starts playing And of course it was some generic Biddle rock that we couldn't really understand What was going on We were looking at our camera looking at the entrance And I just go, I don't care who's coming out Just come out

I can't wait for whoever's coming out Whoever it's going to be Because we're kind of thinking maybe Shawn Michaels Yeah, we all thought Shawn Michaels, right? And then when NWO come out And we're all like, oh my god Scott Hall is walking Is he a Terminator?

I looked at them and all I could think was like Granddad, don't forget your green shoes Scott took a bump, man You took a little bump, it's true Why aren't they wearing their fishnets anymore? Grandpa can't pull it off before Like DX versus NWO Was number one trending on Twitter, don't forget

It was up there I kept checking the Twitter things To see if they lied They straight up lied about a lot of them This is the top trending thing on Twitter, no it's not No, no, no, shut up But that one actually was Yeah, that one actually was

Sorry, sorry, continue Damn it, I'm horrible at this I'm very sorry, don't really be like It was great, I fully agree with it It was almost like a real Terminator film Going back in time and doing all this shit It was so good, it made us all forget Wait a minute, Kevin Nash is doing

What is technically known as a running And it works, so You may carry on with your point When DX and both NWO Are all in the ring At that moment, and this is something Pat said often But now it's This is straight up just grandpa mania

Cause there's so many Triple H, you know Star Trek 7 Too many grandpas Too many grandpas It really struck me Cause I haven't seen Xbox in a while But Xbox has a bald spot

And when I was a kid Xbox got a WrestleMania payday man Got a WrestleMania payday But when I was a kid, all I remember is A three kid Look at this guy, he's like 19 Then he grew up Or grew down into Xbox

And then when you see him now And just like a gigantic bald spot You know, you were a young guy to me Well what it was was There's all standing in the ring And you're like both of these were the emblems Of rebellion You're looking at this happening now

You're like damn, I'm still loving it though I just wish it was like 18 years ago It was fun, I really enjoyed that moment Yeah and staying with his Bushido edged baseball bat That can slice through Other weapons

Was a little much I wish they would have done more with the props But it was still fun I wanted them to have a goddamn sword fight I wanted them to have a duel of fates Yeah Things that they've never worked together Right, so

They were recapping Sting's history And they just completely act as if Tee-nee doesn't exist man You just can't acknowledge it It's great It's weird how It was a thing about winners writing the history books They love showing the bits of DX

Invading Nitro that one time And yes, it was a very entertaining segment But the way they've replayed it and shown it And even built it under this match It's like WTO was doing great And then DX invaded and then they died And it was like And so it's great because it was like

Sting you were the last holdout for WCW And you failed and all this So the painting Sting Like he's one of those Japanese soldiers Who's just been hanging out for decades Not knowing World War II is over Instead of living in a cave He's been wrestling in T&A

And to much the same effect Because on Twitter it's like I can't wait to say Sting wrestle one more time I'm like That's the stuff mate Triple H has the ability To turn chicken shit into chicken soup And so it was a great match

It was a nostalgia trip I know a lot of people have pissed off because they've been telling me How like Sting was Buried by this decision Because if you lose a match At any point in history You don't lose a match And the other day you're buried

How the fuck did Sting get buried After a match in which he cut a sledgehammer It was a baseball man Because wrestling fans Yeah We're the problem is what you're saying No we're not the problem We're not nearly inside baseball enough

To be wrestling fans And then that was Followed up with the That was followed up by a bathroom break for most people Including myself Which was the musical company Man of fucking whoever The girl whose name I can't remember

Something great It was flashing the whole time And they brought on the guy They brought on kidding or whatever And I was just like bring her back Get her back out here I wasn't happy then but I'm sure it's not happy now Travis Barker's cool

Travis Barker's cool But we were all To drum is To drum is You know like a drum is to the piano We're all really disappointed When they're running down Who's going to come out and then they go kid

And we all go yeah kid rock Oh my god Kid nothing So disappointed Kid Ink looked like Hey grandad Draw what you think a rapper looks like He was so generic looking

But yeah Travis Baker on the drums was Quite impressive And the rhythm was nice But she just zoomed in on the sticks He's awesome There's a Japanese guy From Sting Entrance just hanging out with him

Oh drums Yeah Bellatoids versus Paige and AJ Lee This is a weird fucking match AJ was just like AJ didn't want to wrestle today Yeah was AJ injured Like in real life do you know

Because she spent so much time Sets on the floor selling All I know is someone sent me a tweet During that thing that said Like a husband AJ is avoiding The ring And I'm going to go with that She was on the protest

It was a weird fucking match That rider's strike is I'll show up I just won't wrestle I'll oversell I'm going to hang out here on my Gameboy all day Yeah it was great and it's another thing Like being the guy they are Send me the opinions and stuff

If I'm positive people will have a go at me for being happy If I'm negative people will have a go at me for being negative Yeah we know that Nothing pales in comparison To dare to insult the WWE Divas I put a thing like Oh thank you for putting the Divas match on after the musical interlude It was so obvious

It was so obvious and placed for that reason Yeah Right but then people like They don't see that this read like You are the reason why women suffer You are the reason why there are Forest fighters in Australia You are the reason

And then I watched it and I went Oh fuck I'll gladly take it then Because yeah a weird match It seemed like they wanted to do a handicap match Because that's what that match was For 90% Yeah just Paige getting her ass kicked And it sucks because I like Paige so much

Like she's like You like the Paige Truder Like whenever I saw her in NXT I was like whoa she's actually doing it She's like she knows her way around the ring And AJ Lee does as well But to me like the Bella's But the fact that they're twins makes it worse actually

Isn't one of them a good wrestler and the other isn't Matthew can you chime in on that I have no idea Yes but don't ask me which one's which Seriously that's fucking horrible Are they actually twins by the way Yeah Because there was something that one of the announcers said

During the match that killed me And I was laughing for the rest of the match About it because he said the Bella twins Have been twins for most of their life Yeah And I was like wait run that by me again That must have been Jerry I don't remember who said it

But like you'll be able to listen to it in the future One of the announcers Straight up said that and I was like That's awesome Do you not know what a twin is I told you about this on Twitter But I think the only reason The Bella twins should continue to exist

Is that they can actually do Time traveling angles By having one come in and say She's from the future don't do this match Because that's where Twins can actually be really really useful That's not how I earned the belt How many groups do you have

Like them, the Usos Yeah the Usos can do it Any twin group should just start up the time travel Story line But yeah I have an idea by the way It was over quickly It was over quickly like

Anybody that's booking a diva match Just don't have it Drag on too long and no one will be Angry and unfortunately Willie comes back just as The girls are leaving And he's like Oh you missed a diva match and Willie just goes

Fantastic awesome I can sit down and eat my food now In all fairness it wasn't the worst Oh no it was decent It was decent except for the part that it was weird Where AJ took She didn't even get in the ring Before getting the bump and selling

She came back in and pressed L2 A bunch of times did her specials And then everyone like left Yeah it was super bizarre And the Widowmaker is a really good Like it's an awesome looking fucking Other than the submission No Widowmaker what is it called

The thing where she crawls all over you And heads your head But it's cool That thing looks Fucking awesome every time I see it That looks like What it's called The match right after that

Was my most Anticipated match Now this is where I left For like 15 minutes And you missed this fucking These entrances Wait no wasn't it This is right into Taker vs Wyatt

No It was Rusev and Okay Then Taker vs Wyatt So then the US title match Rusev vs Sina I can't believe Let's start with Rusev

Let's start with Rusev So Rusev comes out on the shagglehad Just Drives in But like He has like a crazy Patriotic entrance With tanks and soldiers and

They shoot the crowd They kill tons of people on live television That was amazing That was a hell of an entrance And then you just cut The most unbelievable Soggy Bread American thing

What's the takeaway I'm gonna give a lay down Some information for Listeners that are not aware Matthew can you say anything at all Just now Say anything Doc

You can tell he's not American We Are Canadian Sina's intro Does not play If you're not from the United States It makes no sense Because they actually

Went to the place What's the narrative Pat If Sina beats Rusev He will somehow undo 9-11 That was the narrative We grasped from this video Who was in there Reagan was in there

Obama FDR Even president Taft Oh my god Just You know factories Progress industry The guys on the girder

Up building a skyscraper Unbelievable Every American thing Soldiers putting up the flag Oh yeah that's you Codal sanders Everything And if you work really hard

If you beat Rusev in 10 minutes or less You'll retroactively stop the star market crash In the 30s That won the cold war Yeah And then we follow that video up With Sina just walking out Going buy my merch

So during the game We were talking to each other About how does he enter the ring And helicopter was the first thing But then we were like nah They'll never do that again Halo jump You gotta make it

Buy altitude lower than jump And landing in the ring In the fucking naked snake pose If he would have done that And then he walks out to his music Yeah What a limp way to follow up that Amazing video

Well like I told you guys before Sina had a great entrance years and years ago Where he came out with like old 1920s Like Buicks And guys in like old gangster clothes And army guns That's awesome And it fits Sina

And it's like everyone had cool entrances Like Rusev was cool and like I didn't watch Sina's entrance because I was busy shitting Or whatever I was doing at the time But like that sounds super lame It seemed to me like what the right thing to do Was have a US military theme To contrast with Rusev's

It's so obvious that it hurts Like they did nothing They must have done that before and we never saw that Have they done that before? Yeah Yeah I don't want to talk about it though I'd rather talk about how something that isn't getting mentioned

That does need to mention They played the USSR National Anthem Which is Rusev came out Which is one of my favourite National Anthem Oh it's great, it's awesome Weird thing to say but it's such a good song And it used to be like a song I'd work out to In fact because it's like

Yeah, Russians Old Russian people Yeah I was actually going to ask But then you've also said you're Canadian The question was going to ask you all How do you see this then It's been great being non-American

Talking to other non-Americans And talking about this And it's always like Rusev comes out and goes Well I don't really like America And it's always like the American comes out and goes Fuck you, fuck you you non-American America, America, USA, USA

Get the fuck out of my country It's like oh shit It's always done really badly But it might just be cultural differences That works really well That heavy handedness But personally I was just wanting Like Lana to distract the ref

Rusev to get in his tank Run over Cedar a few times And get in the ring and then pin him And Cedar wins Which again sadly did not But instead But instead you should use the most Technological like advances

Russia has to offer Women throwing their shoes That's male or their wives to you Yeah, yeah Russia has better Than just regular women When Rusev was down Liam goes like

And she was Natalia on the camera And Liam just goes like Oh he cannot lose I wish he was Olga That's what I want Standing at ringside Well the hairy armpits Hey referee look at

Look at these My eyes So Matthew you're the complete expert So we'll give her to your judge But about this match Willie and I were going back and forth What the fuck was Cena doing He was terrible

Unbelievable It is weird because Cena has had very good matches in his career He has But this is like on off switch He has where he's either really on Or just not And especially here

Like as you're saying with WrestleMania Outdoor crowd Surely the noise is going to travel up Surely with 70,000 people Cheering or booing or chatting We want Lana because half the fucking crowd went We don't like Cena but we like America So let's cheer him up

Surely with all that background noise And surely the tank reversing Into the fucking tank deep hole We won't be able to hear Cena Go and there he was I'm in a room full of people In this guy's house and we're all drinking And smoking all this and I'm there like

Drop me off and headlock I'm like fucking hell So yeah and again And it's really weird because I like watching wrestling As a fan, I don't like being a critic Half the time so it takes a fun out of it So as a fan, I wanted Rusev to kill This racist fuck

And I'm there like I'm sorry now you said And you said kill He has a tank He's a Russian Vossy Rocky 4 It's just natural to them Yeah

You know he's like he should have been like Okay lock up and then he puts a headlock And he jerks back and he's like I broke him Our guy comes out in a tank He's clearly got stuff in his mind That is for violent nature So come on man

Start burning an American flag on Cena's body Oh no that actually You can't do that They could have done the Rocky 4 ending in reverse Rusev going if he can change Then we can change I turn and heal But yeah

It's uh No I don't want to talk about it I'm getting PTSD No I think we were The AA at the end At the sloppiest fucking thing To be fair at that AA

At the end I think that was I've already tried the AA a couple of times And now that I have it I'm going to do it really quick Because Rusev is strong And I want to pin him really fast Because I've seen that before where Other people when they do their finishers They do them really like a quick

Maybe sloppier version But they do it really quick to show that I'm not going to have them on my shoulders I'm not going to pose I'm not going to wait, I'm just going to do it really quick But the part of the match I did see Like yeah everything seemed to be a little off But what was it when he got it

When he got Rusev on the turn style And he dropped him That were just like awkwardly handled A couple other moments but anyway Yeah that was that one Surprise You can't see it You can't beat Superman

You can't beat Superman Especially not if you're Russian Superman You can if you gog Gog beat Superman wasn't satisfied Went back in time the previous day and killed him again That happened in comics dammit But yeah it happened It was also good because it's like

And Cena's biggest issue Is the fact that he's been around for ages And ages and ages and he wrestles Nearly every Raw or every second Raw Or whatever he's been around a lot There's been more televised Cena matches Than probably all Hogan's matches He's ever had on TV

Which is a negative to someone With such a limited move set Because He only has four moves He's like Bulbasaur So when it comes to things like this He'll fucking go for something special Like when he had the CM Punk match

They did Rookermanas and Pal-Drivers and then for this He did the fucking springboard More off the road There's a springboard sonar and he was like What the fuck So I'll give him credit for that And then he didn't get in the pin so I was like

That move didn't work Yeah right no fair play to you Cena So yeah to win it's like You've been the same thing for a while You're not bad it's just Time passes and you need to move on And he's still there Matthew when you talk about that

It brings up something that we were talking about After WrestleMania in general And it was when they were announcing When they were talking about Orton and Cena In the promo material About how they were 12 time Or 15 time

World champions What I haven't kept up And most of you guys haven't kept up either Why is the How does Cena Is he even 40 years old How does he get the title 15

Different times It changes hands every other episode It just changes hands Every other Monday I feel like in the back of my mind Triple H had that title for 3 years Like I mean but it felt that way

Maybe It's one of these things It's how they do it nowadays They go hey this guy makes money Let's treat him like a god And it's other people going well The world doesn't end if he looks bad And they're like but it might

Oh fuck Put the title on Cena Which is fine whatever There's other things to enjoy in a 3 hour show But yeah it's It's great because Cena will never Stop being talked about This will be the time he turns

Heal He choked out In front of Lana Until Lana was screaming He's turning Heal He's not Your Heal is American face That's how it works

It's weird And we'll never stop talking about it And debating it and going this is really weird And some of us keep on watching And so you say you're insane But you stop watching it for a bit I'm insane so watch it every week Never gets old talking about it though

I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life Oh sure He clearly puts the work in But It's like I don't want to eat regular oatmeal Every Monday night raw And Thursday Or whatever the fuck day it is now

And once a month on Sundays And it feels great because Again, you've wrestled Rusev Rusev this new exciting beast Who has had a lot of really Awkward storylines the past few months Which have always all been Oh no my name is Rusev

I'm not from here and then the guy He's wrestling like fucking America I mean I've already done that joke but like literally That's it he wrestles Big E Big E's a normal guy a rational guy And then he's just like I've got the fear of America Being the number one country in the world

In me now so I'm going to just talk about America It's like holy shit dude So normal people have turned completely rational So I can only assume he sweats this weird thing From his paws that he hasn't realized yet He's just got this weird illness But I love him and Hope he just goes on to better things

And he goes back to supporting Chelsea That's a UK joke that some people will get No I got that What the fuck yeah they did it They would get it but Rusev being a big Russian guy and that's his thing It's like yeah He can only have matches against people

That are like well I like my country Cause that's your gimmick The only thing I have to play off that is that But I think a way to do it Is to have Rusev Have people come over to his side And then other wrestlers have to Name names in a big hearing

About who they think is working for Rusev I can say that That would be great Name names in a big hearing Yeah sorry It would be great if you could talk about Bringing back outdated things

Like McCarthy hearings and all this But They showed all those old presidents And whatever talking Cause that was the last time a fucking evil Russian gimmick Was relevant Hey wanna go see a wrestling show honey What's on it?

A big Russian You better believe it honey Oh great We can go to Burger King after this And I can get a drink that's bigger than my house Amazing Matthew has just lost 10,000 subscribers I don't worry about it

Yeah okay So now we're at the match that you were Well it happened right before it But you can just go the whole rock and triple H Stephanie I was gonna say yes Okay Vegeta was the hero of that spot Vegeta was the hero

Vegeta got the most heat there Vegeta will never be on more screens Ever Ever ever ever Across the globe Tens of millions she said Tens of millions people watching I appreciate him calling out the Terminator bit

That was fun Man He didn't do a Furious 7 spot Yeah yeah yeah The rock should come out and be like I am furious At what you are doing in the ring right now 7 times over

That spot was fucking terrible I think Stephanie was amazing She was the one that really carried the whole thing She talked more than the rock Now think about that Stephanie McMahon had a thing where She talked more than the rock

That hunter talk was clearly drunk Yeah we noticed Having the observation that Hunter was just Flubbing his lines for some reason Like here and there Not calling the place the Pontiac Silver Dome or anything But fucking at least Slurring his words all over the board

Yeah slurring his words here and there What was fun about Stephanie was that she was Being sarcastic through the bit She was making fun of Everyone and everything going on there Like that's fine Having an attitude towards The show and shenanigans of the rock

Slurring his words I'll get out of here Dwayne That part was great Just like Saying hey let's Force a WrestleMania moment Yeah let's Rock is actively saying let's have a

WrestleMania moment and points to Somebody in the crowd who was Pointed out by the announcers earlier In the show Yeah The Rocks just ultra sell out at this point Yeah that's fine he's a wrestler But it was a step away from him saying

Let's have a hashtag WrestleMania Yeah step away Oh I would have loved that Very manufactured but I still enjoyed it because I love Triple H And I love him when he's drunk I didn't realize I didn't like this until I saw him Plastered

But him and Steph are such Great shit eating Oh yeah So condescending it's Very entertaining to me just seeing it In fact I own all of you and all this is funny But what was amazing was seeing Yeah

Ronda Rossi at WrestleMania And I'm not one to judge fashion statements At all but it was so great like Ronda Rossi Normal people know who this is Not people who don't play Marvel Or watch wrestling they know who Ronda Rossi is and there she is at WrestleMania wearing a

Fucking Dragon Ball Z meme top But all the time I was singing after I got over that thing and that's fucking great But I was like shit There's no way KJTK Or whatever his name was I can have pronounced that guy's name Who made the popularized over 9000 meme is seeing any money

From that Sad for you But yeah That was the entire time I'm like yeah great rock Say another dick joke or say bitch or whatever There's Vegeta and a meme Show up by a normal person An old person who could kill you

So yeah great At least like oh that would be great if they did That is a mixed tag match Next month Yeah that's what I thought they were going for Vegeta and Rossi Yeah Vegeta and Rossi versus That'd be a good one

I feel like midway through it at some point Triple H wasn't following Just goes I don't know what's going on here And I had enough and I fucking lost it At that point They just pushed me out into the ring And I was getting hammered It really struck me the amount of time that the rock took

To say anything is like We need to fucking Burn some time here He always does that They're a thawing undertaker Out from the ice We need to figure out how we're going to fix the main event We need to fucking stall for 20 minutes

Nah it's just Calculon from Future Armor It's like did you see my dramatic Yeah Pause So time to restart the streak Here we go it's going to take a while 30 more years That was fun

Because like the The instant setup that you get In the ring is Bray Wyatt being like This is my gimmick now I took the gimmick You can't have me It's me Also I have to say like when both these guys

Like yeah we're going to be having a match In WrestleMania and also it's going to be at this arena During the day Both Undertaker and Bray Wyatt went Well fuck thanks for giving us Adresses that only work during the night They're getting excited Unfortunately it was like an hour later

So it was starting to get there But yeah it was It was fun It's just put more fog out Keep a tight camera Crop and have the Scarecrows Scarecrows would have looked way better

If it was dark But for what they got I was happy with that Dude that's like The regular entrance where they turn all the Lights off and the lights just appear Could you imagine them trying to pull that gimmick here Turn all the lights off You see them run up

But no honestly All these silent hill creatures Will follow us into the ring and they'll be our army And they can fight for us But it's like that's the only match that Obviously Taker had this year As it were and like they worked man Totally

I had a lot of fun with it Bray did not use his eldritch magics To his advantage he didn't once put up An Aegis Reflector He could have had it but he wasn't the creepiest Yeah but they actually Had a battle of like the creepy Yeah exactly that was fucking great

I was like please do that It was really charming The only thing I thought was weird is that Are they going for undertaker Is still really slow and old Cause he's constantly like Looking at the camera in certain ways Like he's not trying to be scary or imposing

Like he's, is he actually Like I can't do this anymore Or are they trying to make it show like He's gonna retire soon I don't know Whenever I see him looking at the camera I always think he's just thinking He's kind of scary

Yeah but back in the day it's like Stone face never looking Never having big dumb googly eyes When someone kicks out of the tombstone Cause that's comical now His eyes are a little googly His eyes are a little googly So I'm thinking that they're just trying to say like

Yeah But then just become a biker again No Yeah just become a big stupid biker Now he's just an ancient Super wrestler That's pretty much it It's the experience versus

The new talent as As we start watching it's like completely one sided And then completely one sided as Taker got gassed But I loved it I had a lot of fun with that and I loved both of those guys I was a little disappointed by it Just wasn't

I was out But I was happy With the quality of the match And yet Undertaker's What's happening face is weird But all of a sudden That Bray didn't win Cause I'm like who's gonna be here next week

And I like that they've upgraded They've actually used other people to make Bray look better Than he was last summer During the summer of Cena Ambrose he's beaten loads of times The raw rumble he looked great Like in Transformers the movie When you know Starscream's like

Yay I'm the new king And then Galvatron shows up and Starscream's like Undertaker is that you Yes again And he's fucking kills him straight away I'm like oh well thanks Undertaker But no it was still good Were you expecting a double streak loss though

Yeah because then it would have been Cause they are Oh he's the Undertaker That doesn't make a sense Undertaker But they keep on playing They keep on playing Johnny Cash songs Over it

He was at the end of his career doing stuff like Hurt and all this That fits really well with him So it would have been For a second being like Undertaker loses again and he's there like Oh no if I have this in me To have one match

Yeah And you have a different twist on it Looks like you're just going to hedge the bets and have him as No no he's still the dead man He's still dead don't worry He's going to keep on being the dead man until he Dead The way that I took it when Tigger 1

Was that that match existed To push Brock Brock's win even higher Is that It was only Brock that could do that It was only the sword tattoo That could beat him Right like Brock is so

Amazing it's like He's the God King He's the undisputed God King of wrestling Because if Tigger lost here He'd be like oh well Tigger's over there Of course Brock could beat him But now that Tigger just wins

No wait Tigger still got it Brock was just actually better He's dead now And then you go into the main event which has Brock Just fucking What is How about Undertaker transfers his powers To Brock and Brock becomes like the Brock

Taker Holy shit And then Paul Heyman could be Paul Bear Fucking money There we go I love everything about that idea So we're at the main event now

Yeah man Oh yeah The match you all wanted Hey okay we had I don't care I don't think anyone really cared That much But as we watch the match Matthew tell us what was actually happening

Because we were always confused What are they going for My observation that I was telling Pat about What we were watching is that this is a match Of boo versus Boo It was worse than that Because it was a match between

Nothing When Brock was demolishing Reigns So Pop there was Nothing And then the instant Reigns would make Any sort of combat The boo would just round out And remember

We talked about this Earlier this is an arena in which You shouldn't even be able to hear the crowd cheer And the boo's are coming in Loud and clear So we couldn't Figure out what they were going for Going into it I

Thought oh that's why they've been Building up Roman Reigns To make people love their king of kings Gilgamesh Yeah Exactly He was just built up so people would like Brock again Oh

And no people didn't even like Brock again Although it was very satisfying To see such an absurdly one-sided match Yeah your WrestleMania main event Is one guy doing 45 5 suplexes 5 signatures and 4 finishers

Has his suplex shitty All on a guy that does nothing And then when he did Get all cut up and shit He was hamming up that falling all over He was like a fucking punch out character rolling around the ring If I remember that when he was rolling So when you think about it

That was a match in which I think there was maybe one move That was not a signature or a finisher From either of the You had all German suplexes And f5s And you had like 4 Superman Punches in a row

The stuff that made Brock bleed Basically when he was getting cut up on all those Straps and belts Matthew how we're Theorizing the reason why Brock kept getting Opened up and little cuts on his face Is because whenever he does a suplex to Roman Reigns All Roman Reigns' final fantasy

Shit that he wears Was like rubbing against his face That's absolutely what cut his stomach For sure Definitely that was probably the reason why But I've heard you talk about that I'm gonna be interjecting and say another thing

I'm not sure what you were hearing When RTV The crowd was fucking crazy for Brock That's how we hit on RTV It was like Roman came out Through the crowd which are not to be a huge mistake Because there were people visibly shoving him And security having to get people out

Of fucking way So the only way the centre could have worked Is if he'd gone down in a little potmobile Down the steps or maybe a recess tank But no and I was I saw Royal Rumble and Fastlane And Roman has been cheered In places like on Raw

On SmackDown's account which is pre-recorded But he has been cheered and so I was believing That it was just a few select places Full of male wrestling fans Over above a certain age that were booing Roman And that WrestleMania He was one of a better term Casual Mania

That he was gonna get cheered more than that Holy shit It was the loudest He was booed like fucking Obama It was so amazing But yeah The crowd were all over Brock Like fat lass on chips

Like yeah come on Brock So I'm We were in all into it All our room was like The hurricane is gonna be so good You were right It was just a few Moves really

But I think that doesn't do the match justice Because it was the atmosphere Like every Brock match Every wrestler has it I think it may just be WWE style Or NXT style or whatever the fuck Call it nowadays where every wrestler does Do a certain amount of things the same way

Like they'll pause to get reactions from the crowds They can start chanting and all this And then there's Brock Just doing his own thing and it looks A natural thing in the world Like he is playing himself Which is this guy that cannot be killed Under normal means

So every match he has in the WWE Is so fucking great for me to watch And I'm always into it Like the world's biggest fanboy And it was so good And it's not even just Brock He's got Paul on the sidelines Goofing it up the whole time

He's got so much character He's leaning his chin on his hands He's being like aww It's a match Anyway sorry but go on Yeah so it's there like I like this main event because on paper They're like this could go either way

I mean it really could You know Roman could win Brock could win It's not like oh everyone knows this guy's gonna win It's like no I would them could win And yeah So I'm at the edge of a seat and then Brock starts bleeding And I'm like fuck No but yeah

But no but yeah Yeah as you say he's like wait how's he bleeding Like if Roman had like Like come here you bastard and headbutted him It would have been great but it was sort of like Punch punch punch oh and now he's bleeding to death It's like what You can't hurt Brock or make him bleed

Yeah when he got lost it was Roman just pushed him a little bit And he went into the ring post On the outside I'm looking at him to see Did you blade or not No because you can't blade anymore right Yeah we cannot blade anymore

Can you do it at WrestleMania Yeah but That ring post will never work again I have to come in contact with Brock's blood Yeah So I'm like oh wow and then Roman then Brock hits him with The third F5 and I'm kind of

Over the whole oh multiple finishes Multiple finishes because I have to see Which was just Finishes and it was like oh fuck it I do not care Everyone presses all two Right it's the waggle the stick Waggle the stick

Yeah it was just that it was like oh this is horrible Yeah so it was like oh Three F5s that's it and then it kicks out The third one it's like the undertaker Wasn't able to kick out a three F5 So that was A point of like you Busted Roman like how dare you

Try and remake a classic Your Robocop And he was doing the laughing thing on the ground too Like hitting the door Kind of thing Can you do it Come on Which would have been better but Roman

Him doing that looking all goofy Just made it look like oh great Brock's Concussed him Rather than wow He's a crazy serial killer type guy that Roman is like oh Roman's fucked Like quick Brock So I'm there

Really into it going oh this is tense Oh this is great And then what happened The music Well right before that I said I hope they I hope they save this shit How do you save it? I'm like what are they doing

I hope they save the main event by having Seth Rollins run in with the money in the bank And just win the title That's how you save it And we couldn't hear ourselves Because of how loud we were screaming Yeah Because it was like

And even though it's like we're all kind of Ambivalent towards Seth Rollins we were just Super excited because it's A I like this big dumb goofy face More than Roman Reigns I like how naked he can get Let Ryu win it not Ken

It's not Ryu and Ken coming in to steal it From Sean Like Yeah That was how you do it Man that was great I remember when people showed his

Big Dumb Apocalypse belt buckle logo On the Titan Tron And I looked at it and then I could Feel everyone around me And everyone there just Like looking at a logo Going nuts because the thing that they want To happen is happening

It's a cool moment And the way that That match ends with The failed F5 In the spear And like pinning Reigns And yet Brock didn't Boost it technically

So much perfect angle Brock didn't actually Right They can pull that And we were talking about as well The fun part where Showing the earlier Last Raw

They're physically Tug of War out And we're just like oh man If Paul wasn't there On the mic to make all the Magic happen What would they have to say Don't let a mic roll in that ring

Just let them tug of war Just speak Sanskrit at him But no man The finish was awesome I feel like Seth running out there And doing that is exactly what Everyone wanted I feel like everyone was on page with that

And seeing him shooting the bell Like he's fucking leather face At the end of Texas Chainsaw Beautiful Should have just taken off Like Mulanug and Thor I love that gift That animated gift is fucking brilliant

It's a Saturday morning cartoon And then just Runs away with the bell I got it Until next week, idiot Matt brought it up As we were walking out And it's whoever invented money in the bank

Was a fucking genius Was it Jericho? Awesome idea Because it's like uh oh People don't like the storyline In case of disaster Break glass It's also like uh oh

The main guys injured We got this suitcase thing That's a good point too They should have 8 money in the bank matches A year Have a third contender That's optional You know what this is

This is the modernization And uh uh uh Spread of the way the hardcore Title used to work when Crash Holly had it All times And that title changed Like 4 times In one night

Al Snow won it from Blackman And then Crash Holly stole it from him And then Kane won it And then Crash won it back Or oh However it's good in a short time And it does work when it's done really well Like tonight or like when Edge had it

Anytime it would work Edge was the first one that did that That's right The first guy to win The first guy to win the money in the bank Yeah exactly But it is a part of uh You know almost a few

It's a good job we've got no ideas We've got money in the bank Let's all go to the bar and drink So it is weird in the sense that it used to be Oh how do we build up this match We want this pay-per-view If you were this guy and I was like Ah fuck it let's have this guy beat him loads

And he can cash in his suitcase It's a bit lazy but then like I said When it's done right like this it's like Ah who cares about the bad times So we were pretty We were pretty hyped by the end of it We were enjoying the match I'm thinking about watching Raw

Oh wow Nah fuck it The only thing that could have made the night better Is that during the Undertaker versus Bray Wyatt Match how you know there was a lot of run-ins Like special run-ins I was like who would run in During Undertaker versus Bray Wyatt

And I said it would be great If Undertaker's motorcycle Just drove itself down the ramp And like swerved into Bray And knocked him down So the only thing that could have topped it Is just like that moment That would be a WrestleMania moment

Hashtag ghost bike Or like he's like oh no I'm dead I've lost all my energy Like his leather jacket His bandana, his shades He puts it on and he's immediately revitalized Like yes I'm somebody completely different But yeah no

A fun watch man Good times Thanks for putting up with our Super hyper casualness Matthew Oh not the least Like I said I had to get myself relaxed Because I'm like okay I'm not that familiar with some of you guys

I'll admit But my friends And I've got lots of friends who know me But don't give a fuck about wrestling It's only like 5 friends I've got who like wrestling But it's always a case where I'll say They'll just start talking to me going You know that like video thing

You do online is like yeah Like I don't know it But like my colleague Or my friend or someone that they know Like they like wrestling And I mentioned that I know you My eyes lit up Like I told them I knew Santa Claus

He's like yeah he's like great what's he doing Oh you know he's the guy with half a brain You know he's like oh fuck Of course it is But you guys because you've been Casually name dropping me A lot of people I don't speak to For a while I've been like you know

Those guys that make video games For some reason mention your shit Matthew And I'm like oh that's nice but it's like Now I thought it was just some YouTubers You probably know this how well some guys Sort of the video games is like Oh well you could be anybody but it's like No these guys are really really big

Matthew I'm like what are you talking about Oh look I mean will I follow These motherfuckers oh okay well Hello woolly Hello woolly sir thank you sir Pleasure meeting you So I want to say a few things Because yeah you've been polite to me so I'll

Ruin this completely thank you very much For making all those lovely mortal combat Street Fighter cartoon videos The switcher You're very welcome I always come back to that Yeah You maybe get this a lot I don't know

But man they were some They were funny Not as often as you'd think but I Appreciate it all the same because Those are the things that like I first did That kind of spurred our channel Existence Genesis or Sorry sorry the mega drive

Of some of our channel there Bless you How nice is that right And woolly I don't know You but I know you're like and again A nice way I mean they wait a personality As well so it's a pleasure you being very polite To me as well I know this because

I have friends who really love Marvel 3 Okay I believe you're the guy who inspired That fucking quote about Wins Marvel Oh yeah woolly invented that quote That's exactly how that goes I'll take back every good thing I just said then Because you know I need this one ironically

You know like Wins Marvel I'm like ha ha ha it's like no When are we playing Marvel I'm like oh fuck I like Marvel upside down I'm wrong like I get the screen It's a tribute to woolly Yeah it's all you You created Marvel

But woolly certainly Owned it that's for sure I'm sure the FGC Loves you for taking their place We're coming in Leaving and then stealing I had my moment Yeah exactly

For the rest of our lives I think every time we're near something In real life and it doesn't break We will attribute it to a boss In a fighting game laughing Yeah yeah exactly It's just I already From King of Fighters as well

So the three SNK fans That would watch you go oh I know where that's from Well that's got to be some like Japanese martial arts film Or some maybe it's no The Great Muta I'm like yeah it's some guy From King of Fighters When the hair appears on the fucking table

Man Or the dictator Helen Oh god And also my friend Again sorry to be fan boys again My friend said tell William Liam I say this is a friend of mine Say hi and at the Silent Hill 2

Axe Thuring moment got me through some bad times As it's the funniest thing ever Our Liam Our Axe Thuring moment was pretty sad It was really sick Yeah William Liam that was amazing When you guys threw that axe It was terrible

I don't know what they're talking about So hopefully I've not offended you but We'll let it rock We'll let it rock it's cool There's more to that Than your friend There's depth there Oh shit really

Yeah yeah Well brilliant Well you know yeah nice having you I'll just you know shitting your doorstep on the way Out of your house you know I meant well This is also the time where you can Show your stuff on your YouTube channel

Your Patreon whatever you like I said you make videos what do you make I make a video series called botchomania Like Things was good a few years ago And now it's just you know Like Undertaker is just there in spirit It's called botchomania

You can check it out on botchomania.com I'll give you my YouTube on my daily Motion on my Vimeo but they all get taken down With a place with newer more efficient Sexier channels So just go on the website I have a Twitter which is twitter.com That's MAWFEWGREWG

I'm not actually from the Middle East Even though my name ends in EW I get that a lot It's nice I've nothing against it It's weird if you saw me in real life You go oh yeah you're not from the Middle East And I have a thing called Patreon Which you shouldn't give money to

Because I'm a horrible bastard You should give your money to a worthwhile cause Like Charity Or You shouldn't buy Marvel 3 Buy Marvel 1 Marvel 1 is a great game Get it on Xbox Live Arcade

I believe you can get it It's gone now Give the money to me instead It's expired forever you have to buy a Dreamcast copy It's cool though track it down make a man send it Give me the Marvel money And then I sort of promise to buy you a copy Of MVC Want the Dreamcast

That is not a guarantee But I promise the money will be well spent There you go And these guys have been two best friends Well shit that's not work is it Best friends play In an awkward legally binding contract We're stuck in we can't fix it for 20 years

Some best friends Playing things And they've been very polite Maybe at MacFest we'll meet up I think we should switch the name to that Super best friends playing things We used to be called two guys player remember Two guys playing yeah

Chewy and fuckface show Over at MacFest someone walked up to Matt and I and they're like yeah you're a pat and Chewy Chewy right great time Good luck you're stuck I'm sure you do But now that a sense evolved into Chewy and fuckface Chewy and fuckface Chewy and fuckface

It's great I get people talk to me and going Wait are you the Mafu and I go yeah it's like I thought Mafu was just like a team name And it was a bunch of you To be fair that's what I thought as well Like when I first started watching And your name would start coming up I just be like is that like

The website name I didn't think It was like one singular person so It seems like too much work For one man alone I think everyone has a bit of Mafu in them Or if they're cute Maybe they will get some so I've already been fucked up I'm sorry

Sorry you know I sound like a sex pest I've ruined the mood I've misjudged everything But Will you guys be at MacFest Just Peter out gloriously man This coming MacFest Like next steps here Yeah we're going to every MacFest

Until it Until they make you stop Well good at the last MacFest They did the thing where they were like Any feedback and I went this is the Greatest thing I ever go to every year And I'll keep on coming to it I get all hyped up like you know

Jesse Jackson talking to the mic And then I said like I'll keep on coming Until I don't know they blow the hotel up or something And everyone just stopped and like I'm like not really motherfucker Like there's a big hotel if you want to see Four and then it's more staring I'm like oh fuck it I meant well goodbye

There's other things I'm starting out to But if I do see you there thank you very much I'll hopefully hang with you and Play games but if not All the best you are amazing I'm going to brag to all my friends and they're going to call me Wait if I go on my Facebook and they're like Yeah these are all the people for example

Who are telling me you know don't know me That month of videos but know you I'm so jealous you're going to be talking to them Oh man I can't wait to listen to this Now are they British too Or are you just putting that on for them Oh no they are old people Oh I could do the American accent I guess

Yes yes please So jealous seriously trademark Burger King trademark Wendy's Trademark Walmart Someone's put a video about A certain member choosing NBC3 Over sex but I'm not going to bring it up

I think that was Pat Oh yeah It looks like Pat and their thumbnail Well whatever Pat And a guy who I know around the corner Just one word in couple letters Dick So this is it

You should be very happy with your success Or the fact that people will insult me because of you And I'm taking away from you time And there's nothing more you want to share about You should be really happy For your success because like I think I'm not sure I think at least Pat will agree is that

Bosch Mania did actually help us get A bit more into wrestling I'm never going to watch wrestling again But I love wrestling But now I don't have to actually watch it I can just watch Bosch Mania instead You watch it for us

And then we get the unfiltered quality version All the shit all my favorite parts Well there's been many times when I'm watching We're all going this is fucking awful I'm taking the pace up at VLC And then put the punch out theme over it I'm like this is the best wrestling show I've ever seen In my life

I'm happy to help I'm happy to help Is there anything else you want to talk about Or do you want me to sort off Sort off please Mr Mega Drive Dreamcast Badly Barrett Boldog You're very welcome

You're Langston, Bret Hart Stu Hart, Helen Hart David Hart, Bret Oh fuck said that, alright bye