Castle Super Beast - SBFC 089: Three-fifths of a Podcast

Episode Date: April 21, 2015

We're back from flying out to Buffalo NY, and we're all loopy and underslept. This is gonna be a special one.

We never talk great, it's fine. But hey, we're back from the Bufalos. Bufftown. Tatanka. Buffalo. Fuck you! So, we went to Ubicon in Buffalo. It's not Ubicon. It's never been Ubicon. It's not Ubicon.

It's UB. That confused a lot of people because they thought I was going to an Ubisoft conference. Stop saying it. You were saying it wrong. The University of Buffalo invited us down there. And also, Ubicon wouldn't be right if it was Ubisoft anyway because it's Ubisoft. It should just be Ubicon. Yeah, I would be Ubicon.

I said Buffcon and Eric was like, well, no, there's more stuff in Buffalo. We can't still name Buffcon. We can't call it Buffcon. Yeah. But if you called it Buffcon, then you could get Plague in there and he'd be all ripped and call it Tatanka. Yeah, by the way. Tatanka.

Tatanka. Well, then you get to call in Buff Bagwell and he'd be the mainliner. With his calf implants. I was told by somebody earlier today that they realized that Don Cherry was just a Canadian Scott Steiner. But he's a Canadian Scott Steiner mixed with John Madden. Yeah. Okay.

No, totally. Hold on. We leave Frog. Shout-outs to Eric if he's listening. Yeah. He's listening just this one time. Yeah, because he hates our podcast and thinks we're losers. But out of obligation, he's doing it right now.

But he showed us around Buffalo, so he's really cool. Well, let's do it properly. I mean, shout-outs to Nick, the guy that's like the president of the Student Association. He was like, yo, guess what? I'm Ubicon. I really like you guys. So I pushed for you to get out here. Yeah.

The president, he said that up. That was fun. And Eric was the dude that just hung out with us all weekend and showed us Buffalo. In his cool, futuristic, elderly van. Yeah. He was like, yo, you pussies want to eat some spicy wings? And we're like, well, okay. Okay.

Then he drove us there in his mom van. And then Matt got super sick. And we saw the old Buffalo wings and everything. It was great. I did not have duff beer. No. I had some duff beer. How was it?

The kind of duffs it was, it was beer. Yeah, it was beer. Oh yeah. I did have duff beer and I forgot. Yeah. I know. That's a slogan for you. Satisfies your expectations.

But you forget. Barely. Because you know what? It barely hits that percentage mark because American beer is fucking what? Like half a percent? Yeah, exactly. It's two to four percent or as Canadian beer is six to eight. And let's not even, let's not act like we have big dicks with our beer because we're

going to get all sorts of fucking mail from the Australians and the Irish. We're going to laugh their asses off. This isn't a yeah, go Canada thing. This is just facts. This is just boo America. A lot of American beer is really watered in. It tastes like water. Yeah.

But the duff beer was good. Yeah, Americans won't tell us to fuck off. Yeah. Good save, idiots. You know what else tasted like water? The spice level of those hot wings. The mediums. Shut up.

Okay. No seriously. Everyone will cry a little bit. So Duff, this place is very famous. It's a famous restaurant and they have like the fucking backs of the waitresses are like, yo, medium is hot, hot is super hot and very hot is very, very hot. And then on top of that, you got suicide level, hotness and then death level, hotness. I got me and you will, everyone got medium wings, right?

Yeah. Okay. So we all got medium wings. But you got death on the side. I got suicide, suicide on the side and I got suicide and death on the side. Because you needed to know. I need to know. Yeah.

And quite frankly, like the death was fucking hot as shit. It was really hot, yeah. But I had some and I took a sip of my water and went back to my wings. The death was the only one I felt that had tingle. Like it's good. It's because you want to continue your meal. No, it's like you need to get that nasally all up in your face burn. Like it's desirable.

After I got through my medium wings, like yeah, my lips were all fucked up. But they like, I've gotten more fucked up off of like chain Thai food. The biggest difference between them. Yeah, I know the Thai Express that Alexis Neon, if you convinced Jimmy to fucking give it to you, like it's way stronger than those wings. The main difference between the death sauce and the suicide sauce was just straight up like, the death sauce had kick in the suicide sauce. It had no kick.

The suicide had a sliver. I think the difference is that the death sauce tasted terrible and the suicide sauce tasted hot. See the problem with me is that I like the taste of the death sauce the best of all of them. I think it had more flavor. But I knew. I knew I couldn't do it. Like I knew I could have one wing in death, one wing in suicide here or there. But I would die if I tried to do the whole thing.

But thoroughly unimpressed with the death level pain. Which they did say it's been nerfed recently. Yeah, I didn't get any eyebrow numbing. But it always helps as well, flavor wise. I like blue cheese. I think it goes a good dip. I think it works out. I must have been more celery that night than my entire life.

There was a weird problem that I kept having with the blue cheese in which the blue cheese container was not quite large enough to fit the wing into. Because the wings were so big. No man, you put the container in your mouth. Okay, well, yeah. Anyways, that's all that problem. Good wings. Just kick it up guys, kick it up. That said, it's still hotter than what 90% of people would want.

Oh absolutely. It is very, very hot. And saying anything otherwise is just raw. I don't blame them for nerfing it because most people would like spit on the floor if they had to. We were eating across from John and Ellen, the voices of Sniper and Glados. Exactly. Which was fun. And Ellen is such a sweetheart because we were explaining the sauce levels to John.

And she's just making these adorable like worried grandma faces. Yeah. Just like, why would you do this? And at the same time. And then John's like, yeah, give me that shit. To taste it. Exactly. I told you, it builds character, man.

It builds character. No, and that's where we were discussing how if you want to go eat at like a good Indian place and you want to really get it the way it's supposed to be, you got to tell them, no, make it the way you'd make it for yourself. Nothing I tell them will get the actual shit. And then, yeah. They will take a look at me and go, yeah, right. No, they make you stand on the idiot scale.

And they're like, oh, he's not heavy enough. Pat says, hey, waiter, go bring me the real hot shit. The waiter tells the cook, cook peeks out the door, sees Pat sitting there and grabs the picture of bitch water and just pours it in. This is for you, sir. No, they make you wear like a triangle hat that says white person. Because the implication is the gingers are like double weak to all damage. They are.

Except for Seamus, I guess. Except when he's like blowing out the lights because you can't see them. Dave Chappelle once asked, what do white people eat? And the answer is nothing spicy. No, nothing spicy apparently. But we also got to try out what was the burger place called? Grovers. Grovers.

Yeah. Now that place. That place was all right. That place I would consider better than all right. That is a, that is a, you remember the old, okay, I know the exact size of these burgers. Do you remember the small McDonald's pizzas they used to sell back in the late 90s? The Pimas. Yeah, those things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is the size of your burger. Wow, they're dead. And I would like, it is delicious, heavy, solid, great. And I'm eating it and it's shooting out on my face like some kind of beer disaster. And Willie's already finished his and everyone at the table is telling me, you don't have to finish that. And you whisper in my ear, there's so much shame in not finishing it.

Is that like patch working on the burger and it's all falling apart and you're just like, my skill level is not high enough. Like my hands, my hands are getting solid buried. And it's just like, no, wait till the burger is molding around your hands. Well, I'm like, wait till the burger enters phase two. Then you're in trouble. Then in phase two in which you're like, how do I have this much patty and no bread? And I'm just holding the patty with my hands.

Yeah. Now I also got really surprised over the weekend that we're in Buffalo because after all you three ex pocked your assholes out at the cheesecake factory back in Seattle, we all decided to go back. One more once. But we went back with knowledge. We went back with knowledge. You did.

You went back with experience. And entrees don't order dessert. Don't try to do what you did with order an entrees. Don't try to do it. It didn't work out in the end. It was a small plate. It wasn't an entrees. Yeah, I know.

I think as long as you know not to do a traditional meal, which is you get your entrees, drink meal, and then dessert. That's not a traditional meal. That's an exceptional meal. The full course. As long as you don't try a full course, it's take a course. Yeah. And that'll be your thing.

Stick with it. Exactly. We also went to the iHop. If you could combine the iHop syrup with the pancakes I had at Cheesecake Factory, that we would all feel very different about this presidency. Oh my God. So for Eric, we're sitting there and we're explaining to him the joke about Americans clapping.

Yeah. At the iHop. At the iHop. And we're saying- You know, guy, you Americans, you always clap at the end of movies and when the plane lands. When you finish a meal, when you see a flag. Anything, right?

Love clapping. And dude's looking at us and he's like, I don't think that's true. I don't think that's real. And within like three minutes. Yeah. No, within like 10 seconds. Possibly. Like a birthday thing happens behind us and every single person in the restaurant starts

to clap. And he just turns scarlet and just hides his face in his nothing because he refused to eat at the iHop with us. And you know what was really weird? During our panel, lots of people clapped and he was super embarrassed. Yeah. And the whole time he was like, I got a list of amazing restaurants for you guys to check out and you guys are like, no, take us to Denny's.

IHop. Take us to the iHop. All of Garden. Take us to the Ninth. Now I double murder Denny's. Yeah. Yeah. And on fairness, we were going to tell the Denny's guys it was his birthday and it was going

to be a great- That was ours. It was going to be fucking great. But like the whole- He was cool so we didn't want him to. We didn't want to see of like us being Canadians that want to see the shitty food places. Just destroys him because he's like, but we have this amazing Japanese place. Yeah.

We went and we went. And it was good. It was good. We did have- What about Applebee's inside Mario's? We did the boring Japanese thing then we went to the exciting iHop place. That's right. I had a really good breakfast at the iHop.

I did too. That was really good. People are listening to this and vomiting right now. I made sure to always sit next to Willie and always have a bunch of eggs next to him. Willie turned his meal from like a disgusting plate to a champion plate by subbing everything on the plate. Yeah, that's correct. And it was a good idea.

And he did it. You got to pick the right MK style. Nothing says breakfast like steak at 9 a.m. On a steak any time of day. That's gross. You're wrong. Steak's delicious. Steak's great.

Yeah. Eat steak at dinner. But I'll try. But I'll also have breakfast any time of day. Food and time has no effect. I tried and then you don't get to talk shit about it. He's not gonna have it. We've had this discussion.

He like, I ordered steak and eggs at another place before and Matt said, what the fuck with the steak? It is just like, it's a delicious piece of meat that you have at dinner. Matt, time makes no difference now. Why don't you have vodka at 1 a.m. or 6 a.m.? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I think the primary time to drink vodka is 1 a.m. Anyway. That's where almost all vodka drinking at. 6 a.m., 9 a.m. Doesn't matter.

If it's been a long night. No, it's fine. Back when I had bronchitis every year, I would always wake up and drink vodka. Look, it might not be a good idea, but if you want to wake up and get piss drunk and eat a steak. It was delicious. More power to you. To be fair, we were in America and there you can eat whatever you want and whatever

time you want. No, but you can do that anywhere. You actually can't. I find your time-linking of food to be more baffling than Emily's dislike of breakfast. I get what he means, though. Stupid and makes no sense. I get what he means, though, because I have this abhorrent feeling whenever I see someone drink an energy drink in the morning.

That's foul. I mean, did- That's what you're supposed to drink. That's what you needed. No. That's what you needed the most. It's a coffee replacement. I forgot.

It should be. But that's what's important. You don't need that shit. I drank an energy drink walking in the door to this place. Yeah. What a fucking night. Yeah. That's when you're not supposed to drink it because it'll be up too late.

Only till 4 in the morning. The only possible reason a steak at an early time of the day might not be as good as if the chef is not awake and he doesn't make it medium rare perfect. That's the only reason that you're not getting it well cooked. Well, you already ordered a bad steak. Sure. The point is that if he's not doing his job, then fine. But the flavor, if all things are equal, all things considered, is the same at all times.

Yeah. Have like a steak with orange juice. That's probably super good. I remember when we all- That's the dumbest fucking- We all progressively- Eat whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want. Thank you.

Are you hungry? Then just dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat it. You fucking know. I want to see Matt on the Serengeti telling Lyon, stop eating that. It's too early. Me, Lyon, and Pat all burrow like our eyes and our hands when he goes, I'll have the steak and eggs, but no eggs, no orange juice, no pancakes, no bread, just the steaks.

I felt like I was eating with the toughest 85-year-old grandma ever. And then the waitress saved you. Yeah. Because you didn't actually add anything to your order. She offered subs for everything, which was great. She gave me the good subs. She gave me the good subs. But you were willing to throw away-

Like literally just scrape hatches. Here's plate in the trash. Here's why. And it's important that I get this out. I totally hate the picky order-eater-person type thing. You don't mind being them. There are places all the things on the menu. But you don't mind being them.

No. I never do that anywhere. Except right in front of us. Except for when I get forced to go to IHOP, right? Oh, so only when you want to. So it's our fault. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me just get there. Let me just get there. I- Instead of being the annoying nagger that's complaining about going to IHOP, I'll go. I'll go.

I'll just order the one thing that I want to eat and that'll be it. Otherwise, I wouldn't go to IHOP at all. You know what, man? But I hate the person that's going to nag and not complain about the place. And I hate the person that's going to generally about every meal, everywhere you go, replace everything. If you realize you're a person complaining about going to a breakfast place, for breakfast! That was a weirdly intense response.

That was very strong. I felt I needed one. So let's just look at that. Do you want me to come there and just eat the things I don't want to eat? Yes! Is that what you actually want me to do? Yes. That is clearly what he wants.

You can do what I do. I don't want a greasy burger at 10 a.m., guys. You go on ahead. I don't feel great. You all went and I worked on videos. No, I was hungry. You were hungrier than that. I don't understand.

This is weird. I was hungry. I wanted food and then I had some food I wanted. Or if we're all sleeping at 3 a.m. Oh, here we go. Maybe. Oh, no. Anyway.

Like, I don't get it. Matt, you got up, you turned down burgers, you went to the front desk and had a cookie. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. Yes, you totally did. Well, because she offered you. Speaking of which, double treat, fucking nuts, love boy. Stay there if it's a good one.

Well, I totally understand all your breakfast, I hop shit. I totally get it. Not every restaurant can be as good as fucking four-day-old expired cheesecake that's been sitting on a hotel. Eight days, actually. Eight days. You know what? Because on the west coast, milk curdles faster.

The month that it sat there really tasted like 12 years. 12 years of cheesecake, you know? I love the exaggeration gets away from the actual gross reality, which is it was still sitting there for like two days. Like 45 years. Well, at that point it becomes one of those century cakes. At that point it becomes one of those weird Swedish buried in the heart of cheesecakes. Millennium cake.

Millennium cake. It all started in 94. Kept on going to 95. Not bad, not bad. Hey, so we did a panel and it was fun. Yeah, it was pretty fun. It was probably our least prepared panel ever. What?

Had a lot of fun with it. Had a lot of fun with it. You know who didn't have a lot of fun with it? Anakin. Anakin? You saw this piece of advice I gave to Anakin and the people at the panel, but it totally works for all future panels ever. If you run into us before the panel and you tell us anything about you and then come up

to see us in the question period, abuse that against you. It's gonna hit you. It's bad. You have filled our belts with fucking ammo. Also, don't tell us that your name is Anakin. Don't do that lie. If your name is Joe, you probably won't have much ammo. Fucking lie.

Just lie. So this poor guy, Anakin, he ran into us on the first day and he seemed pretty cool. And then we see him and we ran into him a couple of times after that and then he walks up on the first questions and he's the second to the last guy. And who started it? Who started it? He was holding the microphone and I immediately took him in and I go give me the microphone. And as soon as I can stop, so I go de da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da.

And he's trying to lead in to talking. He can't get a word of the advice. The best is like the… He starts talking and I'm like whatever. We've got the high ground Anakin. The best is like it was like after all of our bits, did he say his name? And so that whole section is every single other person is like why are they doing this to this guy?

No, no, no. After the song. I told him turn around and tell the audience. Yeah, after the song. He said that. And then he was like what game did you… And I go yeah we really like pod racing game for the N64. It's awesome.

It's actually what it would get awarded. It couldn't get a word of it. Great. It was great. Thanks everybody who came out to see us. Yeah. The big heavy Steve. Red heavy Steve.

Yeah. Steve's a piece of shit. Loud dude. That's loud, stupid mother fucker. You lazy asshole. Why do you come to our panel to boo us? We're waiting to get into the panel and dude was in the line and sees us and walks over to ask about fighter pedia.

Those wedge fighter pedias super loud and I'm like yeah, come at us. And I say we were just watching those last night and they're hard to watch now. Yeah. Well they're better than your fucking solo video. And that's not why he's a piece of shit. Why he's a piece of shit is this motherfucker just starts yelling at the top of his lungs Dark Souls 1 spoilers. There's that.

In the signing line. There was that. For no reason. And then also mid panel. He shouted out like a million things. What's fighter pedia at one point and I was like you just called for it to come back. You don't get to flip the joke around. And you're sitting front row so I can see you really easily.

You're right there. He wrote in an email and he told us that apparently Anakin really hates Star Wars. No shit. I bet he does. Super butter. I don't doubt it. Hailey Hailey whatever Osmond. No that wasn't him.

Whatever. The other kid. Hailey draw Osmond. Anakin. The other Anakin the real Anakin hates Star Wars too because he's like oh they're bad movies and the kids in high school. That being said we won't forget Steve for probably quite a while. No.

At the very least he made an impression. What was Dave again? Sorry. I'm trying I was going for something like what was his name again? Daze. But I fucked it up immediately. Steve. Don't forget him.

I wanted to do a thing. The joke is where you forget him. And I screwed up and then you immediately anti-helped me. Shout out to that goose that just fucking sat there trying to get people to draw aggro on it and no one was having it. No. It just stared at itself in the window of the university for nearly the entire convention. What have I done?

Everyone walked by that shit like not wanting a piece and he was looking for trouble. Fucking geese. Yeah. That's a fucking gang beast. Yeah. Pretty much. Get out of here gang beast real life creatures. He'll pull out his science arms and pick you up and throw you off a cliff.

Has science gone too far? Perhaps. Yes. All in all Buffalo. Yeah. Pretty good. They got Tim Hortons. Any place with a Tim Hortons?

Tons of them. No. They have Tim Hortons. Tim Hortons cake and bake shop. I love how you say that. Caffeine bitch. Caffeine bitch. Caffeine bitch.

You never win. The subtitle is too much. You're such an idiot. How are you supposed to make the fucking business successful if you don't tell people what it is? I'll add this conversation about this where you're like telling people not to watch our videos if they have solariums and I'm saying- That's a fucking joke.

Are you calling it a solarium? A sunroom is a solarium? That's what he calls it. Yeah. In the game we were playing they said it was a solarium. Well in any case- Well at least I got you to admit it. Also I'm not joking.

It makes me weird to see Tim's with a subtitle on it. Definitely. I agree that no one would know what the fuck this place was because not everywhere in this Canada. Named after a hog player. That no one's heard of him. There's no reason for them to know who he is. No.

Why? He has delicious bagels. Yeah but you don't have to make it easy for the filthy Americans. You just deliver a hard cold product. You want to lean into America- And if they're not caring enough and they're not just idiots they will walk in and have a bite. There's a reason why I don't want the business end here.

I'm sure that's a good idea. I'm going to stick my foot in and fucking and try and help Liam out. What he means is the actual percentage of Americans that are literally unwashed. That's what I mean. All right. No. All right. I mean there's a large selection of Americans.

No. No. Stop. Stop. All right. All right. Stop. Stop.

You know. Pat. Pat. I mean there are a million. Pat. Super dumb Americans. We're never going to segue into the new thing. And there you are.

We're not going to let you go. Stop talking, Liam. You can keep trying. Stop talking. But we're not going to let you go. Pat, I thought you learned your lesson about sticking your leg out to not people. I thought I learned my lesson too about helping people that are mean. I don't know how much you want to go into it.

One might say. There's some stuff you might not want to say. Oh yeah. No. This. About giving your fellow man the time of day. So I'm not literally. I'm on the plane back to Montreal.

Think about everything you're going to say. Well it's quotes so I'm good. I know that but still. I'm on the plane back to Montreal and the guy in front of me I now realize due to the tone of the conversation that I got off easy. Because the black guy sitting next to him was not with him. When he left. No he was not.

Remember. I thought they were friends. No. But they weren't. He was just stuck there. Yeah. So. Yeah.

Guy starts going off instant he sits on a plane asks for a double of something and just keeps getting him the whole fucking flight. It's an hour and a half flight from Chicago. Yeah. And this guy is drinking the whole fucking time. And the first words out of his mouth after that is yeah man we're going to get so many fucking hookers. I need to call my guy get the C. Alice.

It's like okay. Who. Who. Is something right. He is. He's like. Who announces that. And it's being announced like it's not being discussed.

Oh no. If you gave him a chance he would get on the P.A. system. Yeah. And what am I saying we're being proclaimed. Right. So. By that guy in Rome. Guest prostitutes.

Yeah. And C. Alice. So I'm trying to read the fucking Daredevil book that Matt lent me. And every fucking 10 minutes like oh yes look what it's like oh god just stop. Just stop talking. Just like I can feel the disease just hitting me through the chair. I'm sitting behind you Pat. You're sitting behind me and he's directly in front of me.

Yeah. And we're all on window seats. So we land and dude looks at his phone and he starts talking about oh my god how'd we get here an hour early because we came from Chicago and we took time zones. It's like oh that's nuts. I gotta call my driver and tell him to pick me up early. And bring me C. Alice. I gotta tell everybody to fuck the time zone.

And he's like actually like kind of getting upset. And I just like tap his chair like a little bit like hey man just let you know we move forward an hour because we're in Montreal now. Because of the time zones. And this is where you met him. So I gave my fellow man the time of day. Yes. Literally.

Literally. And what did you get. And I sit back in my seat and I look out the window and I'm like okay. I'll get off the seat. I'll get off the seat. I did my good deed for the day. Guy turns around in the seat puts his knees on the fucking cushion and puts his arms up on the top of the seat and begins to stare at me.

Full on substitute teacher in the classroom we're gonna ignore you and turn around to chat. Now from this point onwards because I was kind of weirded out I'm gonna let you take it Woolly. Because you clearly remember the events better than I do. The only reason I think this even happened is because Pat was like in an airplane. I don't think this would have happened to you normally if you're walking on the street. Nope.

I think you just had your guard down. Your stun meter was low. I'm tired. It's like you're tired. But he already knew the man was a piece of shit. I didn't know that at the time. Woolly has not heard the story up until now. All I heard was Pat lean forward and give him the time.

Guy 180s and goes yo so we going party tonight or what man what's going on what's happening after this what are we doing. So how long 10 seconds of silence right Pat is trying to process and then he goes I'm excuse me sorry are you talking to me to me and he's like yeah man we go fuck some bitches tonight or what man what are we doing what's popping yo just got to Montreal's and like that's like I don't I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that and he's like oh you just need to live a little man and at this point that's where I'm I just start to lose a little bit of I'm like oh it's not cackling it's not chocolate it's not laughing he got

quarter trapped he's like yeah no you got to live a little man me I just got back we were in Vegas yo I was fuck I got four girlfriends me I was still fucking bitches and I'm still paying them 300 a night to suck me off bro you got to live a little man I'm trying to melt is it window at this point and you're laughing so hard because I because Pat Stonewalls at stuff or just stare straight forward and has no reply I don't want to say I don't want to do this I try to disengage just wanted to go away but will he's choking his beard going yeah I can work with this I can get this guy going how far can we take this shit fucking taps me on the top of my head and rubs the top of my head yeah man just live

a little and the dude leaves everyone goes yeah I like your style purple drags and gives me a bounce right and I was like okay okay so Pat has had no experience dealing with this type of situation with this type of human right like this this degree of the moment you opened your mouth your human shit human shit right so he doesn't like realize there's methods and if you try especially drunken dudes if you try he's driving fuck at this point if you try to just straight up sandbag or stonewall they don't get it you don't it doesn't work yeah it doesn't deflect it doesn't do anything and in some cases it escalates to yo what the fuck's wrong with you if they're that tight I would rather that happen but I would rather

this escalate to a knife fight or not the fastest method the bad the fastest method often to disengage is to engage a little to then disengage yeah yeah well I'm with you but not right now bro piece the fuck out you know living till fighting till he gets his morrow but any this was the point where people are getting up on the plane remind me of sonic a little bit he's he has to go fast and like and then and then we watched and we watched they go to the point where there was nothing happening Pat was just looking at the window just staring dude was leaning over silence I'm talking in 30 seconds yeah just nothing but he's not leaning back over and he's just like yeah man dude it was so fucking crazy bro you should

and he's like you gotta come check me out like I do and then he started talking about like check me out on Twitter see Aliceboy69.com y'all he started talking about what he does and everything and I was like this is gone I don't remember yeah yeah I was outside the point and I was right this is when people started to file out and we were still kind of trapped in and I was like yeah all right man welcome to Montreal bro and then he's like no I'm from Montreal. So what was weird is that you guys were sitting next to like Colonel Bless over there and me and Liam were sitting next to each other reading his manga and I'm reading my comics or whatever and they were like yeah we're the best buddies and then as we left the thing as we left

the airplane we it was hard I'm not sure if you guys think we got split up we kind of got split up because moving from the plane all the way down to customs there was a weird like downward go down the stairs kind of confusing. Montreal's fucking wide. We got split up. So we got split up. We happened to end up next to Captain Bless. We happened to wind up next to Captain Bless. Is there a shade on Trudeau? Yeah. This airport. This airport. For that really long walkway. Trudeau's a hit. We're walking down the really long walkway. We're walking down the really long walkway and then we see the guy in the little cart driving down and then Matt says walking sucks because we saw that be with some butt head meme or whatever and then the some dude with like a coiff

and like black glasses turns around and just goes like yeah man why can't we get one of those carts what the fuck and we're just like uh yeah yeah I was just doing a joke or something and he's like yeah and he turns around I'm like and I thought to myself not having heard your and Pat's encounter with him I thought to myself I'm glad I didn't have to talk to this guy for an extended period of time so that when you told us later we're like that's the same guy. I assumed he was a foreigner up until you just said he was from Montreal. Exactly. And so I didn't mention it yesterday because it didn't strike me as weird but since he's from Montreal it's really weird that in the line he was talking to me and he was saying man it's bizarre everyone's speaking

French here. No that's weird then. That's super he must have been really drunk. He was dude he was really drunk. Yeah yeah yeah so that's good times man that is good times. So on the way here today yeah you bet the guy walking up not the same guy one block from Matt's house there is a man on the corner who says hey guys you got nails can you help me open my pack of smokes struggling with the plastic on and I I immediately go no I have no nails man but Liam I say yeah no problem I take it over and I'm looking at the plastic like rim thing I'm like huh where's the thing because we don't we don't know where the thing is I can't find it that's why I'm asking you and I'm like oh okay oh here it is and I open it yeah you tear the top of the plastic I tear the top

of the plastic enough for him to keep tearing it easily and I pass it to him and he looks at you like you spit in his fucking face he gives me the most disgusting angry look what and I'm like here and he I can't remember what he said but he was no because we started to walk off and he's kept talking angrily at us and I said what do you want it's open 20 feet and and yeah we walked off and he just kept talking to catch what his problem was no because we didn't want it was just so angry oh and and it's like and I told it's like you know what he wanted he wanted you to hand him a cigarette probably but it's his cigarette yes I'm not gonna open his cigarette so what's the lesson everyone oh I'm sorry I thought I was talking to someone yeah I thought this was an

interaction with a human being yeah my bad yeah just just never help anyone if you see an old lady that's like falling down just leave her take a vine of it yeah just don't even call the police you'll most likely fuck her down you have a 50% shot of it being like an embarrassing clusterfuck of some and you know what I'll pull you to the ground I should know this I worked retail I helped people with minor shit all the time and half the time they would react with anger to nothing it's like why would you ever Louie is right why would I ever think something good would happen I just got another email from blackpeoplemeet.com it's his matches well well I don't know why do you keep signing up for it why does that girl have a hyphen in her name what is what is that black people

I don't know so we're leaving the airport your black planet account is coming back to leave in the airport and I get I checked my email because you know phone on airplane mode and all that and check and I see thank you wooly the liar here's your singles from blackpeoplemeet.com which is a service we pat and I saw an ad for on the tv on one of the flights and I pointed out as like whoa that's specific yeah and I go I didn't do this did pat do this to me did wooly do this and I was about to go yeah I'm gonna call them out on it and I was like wait why would they waste their time doing something that I could easily subscribe from and forget about forever well clearly that doesn't seem like their style so if some fan signed us up for something please stop

but my favorite part of the story that you're leaving out is the text message that is entitled did you sign my email up for some weird black thing yeah yeah that was I didn't know what to make of that man I didn't get that text and this this is five minutes after the end of the last story yeah yeah I mean for for what it's worth like people sign the the podcast email up to all kinds of weird shit because yeah well they think it's funny and it's really not but it's like okay I'll just like bend that and it's gone whatever well I just I just unsubscribed there you go but I don't know man I can't help you I'm good I have all the black people I need one wow wow well I obviously mean other friends I'll make sure not to introduce you to anybody

god forbid we go over the quota hey you know that's not funny right so it's a very serious thing so what have we done so what have we done in the first 30 minutes Liam's shit on all of America I've apparently shit on all black people really hates everyone that eats breakfast I really don't you really do I get along with everyone that eats breakfast as long as I can eat my own thing and no one's forcing me I'm the only one that complained right now just don't force feed me eggs and we're gonna live in a happy world black people how is your maximum limit one three-fifths of a person Liam here I'm putting the laptop down I want you to stand up I'm giving you a hug right I taught you well I taught you well we did this he's in there oh Jesus

Matt what the fuck did you do with your week have fun fucking figuring out a work safe version of this podcast title it's incredibly offensive yeah three-fifths the front we already spent so much front-loaded time I came up with during the weekend I came up with the with the idea that dusty roads books fucking airplanes okay continuing part one of that yeah by the way what you got to explain part one yes uh when me and willy we can tell this story I'm I'm 100% sure when we went to pax Boston but uh coming on the way back me and willy are just sitting there in the terminal and we hear a PA system guy go and we have flats leaving from Atlanta and after that it's going to be showtime

and then me and willy kind of turn around we just look like what the hell and some guy lay in the back of the terminal goes was that the american dream dusty roads and willy and I were eating Earl's sandwich and all the sandwiches out of our faces and we started laughing because we were thinking something along those lines so willy went to go get a sandwich when we're waiting for the flight to come back home from Buffalo and as as willy's about to come back I thought of something and I was like you know it'd be really funny if like a fucking dusty road with the booker of airports yeah and he's like after this match I want to see the plane going to the water and you start doing that joke so loud in an airport

I mean is that any worse than you coming off the plane and instantly going I hate everything about the state yeah oh sure okay airport people don't like air it was really funny somehow we survived it's true anyway who gave dusty this job so I don't see the pilots cabins tell us to Pat and Liam and they both start laughing a little bit I go oh my god I know this is great I'm gonna wait for willy to come back and I'm gonna wait for him to be eating a sandwich and I go wait wait no I'm gonna wait for willy to be drinking and I go are you timing your jokes so that to purposely get people to make a spit take that's incredibly difficult how because the joke can't like all jokes have a minute of setup all jokes are longer than the amount of time it takes to drink a sip

of water how are you gonna rush to the punchline the instant he puts the bottle to his mouth I just have to watch willy eat and go I think he's going to be thirsty I have to time it but I said it was just eating but willy had a good gaffa at it and we talked about it for a good five minutes afterwards of dusty roads but it's like doing a red parry with a blindfold on yeah yeah like the way to start and then stop it but you don't really know when but I won't go on and on but like during the trip I read Daredevil volumes one volume two by Mark Wade like obviously after watching Daredevil show I'm a bit more interested in Daredevil than not at all like I was always kind of ambivalent to him but I read these things people recommended Mark Wade to me uh like months

and months ago and I finally sat down and read them they're fantastic like really interesting take on the character that up until that point was just dark and kind of dreary and had tons of shit happen he has no fear though yeah he has no fear because Daredevil says himself because I don't think things through most of my plans even I'll tell Spider-Man Spider-Man will go what's your plan and usually Matt Murdock will say and then Spider-Man goes awesome yeah there's another part of that book I read the first volume as well it's pretty good maybe I should start reading the comments I'm amazed I make just as you are happy that I'm playing Bloodborne I'm amazed that you're reading well I'll get to that once I start talking about the tv show because I finished

the tv show it's the only reason you picked up absolutely yeah and there's the bit where he's fighting like fucking Cthulhu and Mole Man and shit yeah and he's like the reason they call me man with no fear is because I'm blind as fuck I can't see what I'm doing I don't see the danger because if I did I'd scare myself brown yeah scare myself brown that was the line and and really really quickly in the volume I read there's two interactions one of them having nothing to do with Daredevil at all I just thought they were too funny is that like Spider-Man just calls Daredevil all the time which is amazing because half of the Marvel Universe doesn't understand that reference they're just like but Spider-Man does Daredevil does and one of the things is that Black

Cat gets introduced in a bit and she has some sort of plan she starts slinking in on Daredevil kissing him up here and there but she was just kissing up Spider-Man Spider-Man was like oh I'm down because of whatever's happening in my books he had a bad breakup he had a bad breakup so Felicia starts kissing Matt Murdock and then way in the back Spider-Man's watching and he goes and you know small little text bubble he goes this is how my super villain origin starts the whole setup as he tried to get Black Cat on a rebound and she's like no and like three hours later she's like yo Daredevil's hot though yeah exactly and the other interaction is that the Punisher shows up and he's got I totally this he's got this great thing where Punisher has some

sort of a woman that had a rougher origin story than the Punisher which is hard but she did it and she just shows up and she doesn't say much Spider-Man swings in and sees this woman he goes hey Frank what's up and then and Spidey's monologue is just like okay what is this Punishette Punishella what do I got what do I got I don't know what to say and then he just goes all right I'll just go for this we know don't say it don't say it and he goes hey Frank nice that you're dating again oh god what did I just say I love the Punisher cocks a gun and then Daredevil just steps in he's like well listen let's just and then Spiderman just goes oh no and Pat said that's what I want that's what I want on the screen that's like the Spider-Man that is just such like a sarcastic

little prick never shut he's just like no but I want no I won't fucking say exactly you need the internal monologue yeah and the last little bit from that was just uh uh the Punisher is looking through a scope and they're they're enacting a plan and Spiderman's like hanging upside down next to next to Frank and he just goes so I hope this plan works Frank it seems solid um I really hope this works out and then just panels about five of silence and he goes I really really enjoy our time together Frank you are amazing I really like all this time that we're spending and just five more panels it was amazing and the last thing I kind of read during this trip is the gem comic came out and I was pleasantly surprised with that uh great art uh only the first issue came out so

there's not much going on but it's it's it's I enjoy it I think it's pretty good except I feel weird about a comic that in the forward constantly states look we know this isn't going to be what everyone wants we have to update this shit this is from the 80s it's not going to fly we have to update some things so but we hope you give it a chance and I'm like that sucks that a comic has to do that but I there's 80s franchises that people are like I can't believe you change this or change that like Robocop like Robocop oh no that's the worst example I could have picked like like whatever so um oh no that's the worst example you could have picked yeah uh and the other final thing is that I just started I think was Liam was watching me I was starting to read

all new Ghost Rider you saw that one with a really nice art that comic book girl 19 yeah it's drawn like red red line yeah that's awesome people are racing it's drawn exactly like red line super exaggeration similar yeah well similar yeah as much as it could be drawn it doesn't have the the black the high contrast black shadow yeah it doesn't have the high contrast black shadows and I like the designs are similar yeah I'm not through it but it's it's pretty interesting so far and I'm kind of Daredevil's cool vision uh sorry Ghost Rider is cool visually but I've always been kind of like the Ghost Rider himself is you in the rest of the world yeah the only reason why Ghost Rider is cool is because he looks so awesome who's this fucking off-brand scorpion yeah well

I mean he's way older I don't care if it's actually really the other way around well uh so yeah that's kind of it for me I guess Liam yeah well then what do you do uh I went to uh UBcon yes uh oh yeah yeah we covered yeah yeah we did that damn it um it's pronounced UBcon thank you I played through Mortal Kombat 9 leading up to the release of MKX this was the best and uh which bit the fuck the bit where he's on the fucking plane to Buffalo and he starts playing MK9 and all he has to do is beat Shao Kahn and I'm saying I asked him for hours as he just fucking totally fails over and over Shao Kahn is fucking hard in that game oh my god you can't fight him for real it's not a cake you can't fight him for real I think in the MKX post like story LP that we did one of the things

that Matt said was there was a point in which if you typed in Mortal Kombat 9 how yeah it would instantly complete to how to beat Shao Kahn yeah okay I believe it but you know how you could have been Shao Kahn easily how's that if you had used combo oh I did use combo this is must use combo yeah how do we get combo oh jeez how do we even we don't we don't just do it just say it just run it just leave it just run it in the ratings about just use combo got it you have to use combo but fucking Shao Kahn took me must have been three or four hours to be so tough because I was trying to fight him and eventually you have to fight him in the road and it's like one of you two like nailed it through my head no stop fighting it yeah no it was me

because I'm sitting next to you but I know but like and like and I and like I can see that let's say yeah no don't don't actually try to fight you can't yeah yeah usually you said that twice I said that eight times because he was sitting next to me and I was like no stop doing combo stop don't do combo just do the teleport and the uppercuts just over and over lay like a scrub lord beat him like will he beat the fucking challenge I was like inches away from tweeting boon to say please nerf Shao Kahn in mk9 like a week after mk9 then boon looks like what the fuck yeah you know what year is it you know okay this just came out right yeah but you know it's not japan when the man sitting in front of you also pulls out of Vita yeah I know he's playing MLB

and hobbit and shit that was weird people like like a lego like a lego shit man I hope that Vita 3000 shits for real it's not damn it really doesn't I looked at it and I was like no definitely not it's a shame I really would like for it to be it is a shame um so I was playing that leading up to mkx because I was like oh I gotta catch up on 20 years of experience right yeah and then I get to mkx and like all the inputs have changed characters moves have been shuffled around you complain because there was a game in like injustice is the game in between I played injustice yeah I know but you played it in the wrong order but it's like Luke Kang like his moves have been divided amongst his grooves now and I'm like oh well there goes that character and all that good little I had so

hold forward and mash circle yeah mkx is really good and the fucking the crypt is amazing the crypt is so good incredible I've tried so many times in so many different games this is the first time I feel that they've actually nailed it I was talking to Matt about the crypt a few weeks before I was so good and just like a pure menu standpoint it's an impressive menu yeah but like though the mkx one is just like they actually physically have to collect a fucking kami hot dobu yeah I wish there was a little bit more to it like if there was like one oh the fights were a little bit more yeah until mk11 I know I'm gonna but like all it needs all it needs is like the same amount of like environmental depth and it needs like instead of getting scorpion spear it's fine scorpion and

beat him in a versus match I was going to say fine scorpion and convince him through a series of dialogue my mass effect prompt trivia trivia trivia yeah trivia I was really weirded out that there were no fights like anywhere in the crypt because it was it seems perfect for yeah no the the back the back what am I trying to say the baseline is there to add good stuff I hope they do you combine the conquest modes yeah various forms of success with the crypt that would be like the the conquest mode in mk9 it's no mk9 in in deception which is mk6 is fucking terrible it's so bad but it's but like the idea gave me like a huge erection at the time yeah like the idea of like this big open world and you run around do quests and then when you have a conflict you just

go on a versus match yeah it's just an even shittier version of virtual quests yeah fight something I thought no one would ever say yeah yeah it's got a few fortes the one in Armageddon was like better but it was Armageddon there was this other thing that was like more of a combat this is the other thing that happened when I was playing my Vita on the bed and it says more of Matt's story than my story because I think he could tell it better oh yeah oh god I think I looked over at your Vita like for whatever reason and I just see the warriors and I was like oh cool you put in the warriors and like Liam just goes yeah no it just came out there's like a sale for any games that had warriors in the title apparently that was his action sale but yeah oh cool and then uh

later pats on like in the other side of the room it just goes what weeaboo shit are you playing your Vita Liam and before Liam even answers I go he's playing the warriors and Matt like not Matt yells it like it's a fucking game beat him up made by fucking irish scott's could I be more wrong about anything but then later Liam fucks with everyone by actually playing dynasty warriors because he's also on sale because he just wants to get to the Ipa levels no ninja guidance and then when someone would say are you still playing the warriors and he could technically say yes I did and I would and you'd look and you'd be like well that's not Coney Island it was confusing oh the warriors dynasty warriors I'll be able to imagine that I'm just

gonna make Troy they should have made that but the warriors has so much more depth than dynasty warriors there's so much more than I'm not like Lou boo's having you fucking steal car radios he doesn't just add Lou boo had stolen your car and Lou boo's like man I'm tired from getting all that wool sayings that need to die even faster than they already did they died in the snow that needs to die even faster retroactively unfortunately you just brought it back just a little now it's alive again getting wool oh how are you doing all right people getting you no uh actually yeah sandbag did you meet a lot of black singles already I did um no I uh played Persona Q and yo started going into that are you mapping I'm mapping and I wish I didn't have to there you go

I'm I'm enjoying it so far I just wish that came off like that's the fucking core conceit that I write those guys I kind of wish it was an automated thing and I turned down there's an I know I went to options and I see an auto fill wall option which is going to probably do a lot of the work for me so I'm happy with that it doesn't mark traps it doesn't mark doors yeah I didn't I'm not familiar with etrian odyssey so I didn't know that the designing your map is that the core thing I really liked it and like I played the first two etrian odyssey's before like I stopped and I really liked it in the first one so I was like this is novel like this is a good way to use the second screen like like drawing maps like I used to do when I played or I'm a holder in my

case yeah exactly and I was like this is really novel I like this and in the second one I was like all right yeah this is this is here and the third one I was like no I'm not well because you're reverting back to Persona battle controls so you don't get to play with one or the other you have to switch between stylus and buttons yeah same with the same so with those two yeah and it's just a little a little uncomfortable you know and yeah I'm not the the map drawing is not fun I find it there you know and it's it's weird that Persona Q even has the map drawing because like most dungeon rpg's nowadays don't do that all the games by experience inc they don't do that but but you know outside of that it's totally fine and like the movement is like going

through the mk crypt and that's it's the same grid base dungeon rpg that's it so um no that's that's totally fine but I that was a feature surprise that I just didn't know about yeah okay yeah I feel yeah but I'm not too like uh grossed out quote-unquote by like the new characters or like the story things going on so far it's yeah it's all in like the when when we saw the gross about well no just I count well what I what I'm thinking of is like when they're like oh this is actually canon and we see these like sd like ridiculous it's probably the canon thing that's ever been canon wait what yeah right but now that I'm playing it it's like no it's not taking itself any less seriously than the originals no for sure so it makes sense so far it's just the end of the

game that's it the end is silly no that's just where it all falls apart oh it's just the very end of the game because they figure out a way to make it canon but then also not matter at all so I don't know what you mean but we'll see you'll know exactly when you get there um and I mean you know it's all about the the journey and not the and not the destination but still like I found out about that I didn't really play it it looks like it's shaping up to be less canon than like dancing all night it is gonna be less canon which dancing all night story was just recently blown out entirely great and it's like oh that's actually like an actual addition to the story it's like oh all right what all right though I'm also actually discovering that like you know I mean

I like the persona games I'm like now it's just I like them talking to each other and watching that yeah so that's what that game is for yeah so that game there's just fans like no totally what if Congee and Akihiko talked about beef yeah I'm down yeah it's fun you know so that's that that's you think Congee could knit Akihiko some boxing gloves yeah see there you go how do you fight with boxing gloves on it's crazy uh of course of course uh just to play on how do you type with yeah there you go you know of course like we've all been playing mkx okay really that's really really good you know fighting game yes congratulations boon and boon team yeah but boon to Warner Brothers for about everything else super yeah and we'll get we'll get into the the

specifics as we cover the stories but I mean oh you put them in the story yeah they're docket they're docket things that's worth that is the coin stuff in the stories yeah absolutely okay so I think just as far as the impressions go like yeah I definitely feel it's the best mk game they've ever made I think they've cleaned up everything that I've had problems with and aside from special forces it's really good you know the the I've kind of I shrug and like give up on the whole block button thing because I mean the game is excellent just play it's like a controller you know that's the solution to the block button thing it's give up on war combat arcade stick layout a block button in the fucking middle yeah I described this to woolly because I was showing

in my hand it's like on an average like mk button layout my hand is not physically large enough to actually touch all of the buttons it's the worst you know like virtual fighter and soul caliber have fucking block plans why don't we have problems with those why is it just they work on a goddamn semicircle japanese like and and and the game is also those are those are the block those are more than block and those are the fighters this is a 2d fighter and they only have three buttons each yeah that's the one soul cover is four doesn't yeah abk yeah okay they don't have four buttons each but but that's the thing is yeah and three in what that's wrong yeah in 3d fighters like you holding away from your opponent doesn't always mean you're holding back when

you're locked on the 2d yeah so it can get a little weird what do you feel that holding back could only do no nothing and they would yeah walk back yeah and so and you know is the only one that i'm aware of that holding back in a 3d fighter actually still also blocks and uh you know they've admitted early on that they just added it to be different from street fighter uh tekken but um that's not 3d that's not 3d tekken no tekken's not 3d uh like i'll let you sometimes know how wrong you are you'll make yourself more wrong i'm just gonna keep moving because anything else you would say is gonna make you sound worse i don't know because i care about you i'm just gonna keep moving on just don't dig this thought just put put the shovel down and we'll be okay i was wrong i i spoke

too quickly so i didn't catch up so uh anyway somehow the franchise and the world has continued despite me not like liking the block button so it's like whatever will he get over it you know and the game you totally got over it within like like one day it's fun great fun great like at that first day no one pressed block and all this scrub is shit in the world uh but uh i think you know we'll we'll elaborate more on the details of like how our characters and stuff are going when we start playing them in the fist of cuffs that we're obviously gonna be doing for the game because uh i think that the coverage we'll be doing to ball too there's over 200 characters in that game you know are you serious hey woolly we're doing to ball number two you

we've been playing this game online i played a couple matches online uh it's not good no apparently the patch fixes a lot but it only came out last night so remember when max said that he had a good matches afterwards that's because he's playing on the xbox one which does have smoother online yeah ps4 i don't know i can't compare to any other thing but i'm definitely experiencing underwater combat like and almost all of my matches are you playing test your luck no that'd be so sick ps4 it looks considerably better and is a better local game for those reasons but the xbox one version has better online and the pc version is a story on the docket the xbox version has better online for like incomprehensible reasons yes and you know you know the xbox one version has a cross

region play if i'm not yeah that's right but the playstation version doesn't so if you're in the uk and you buy that ps4 version good job playing no one so it's like yourself i guess it's weird and it leads to uh something that is is a problem in some fighters where because the online has this issue there's no point in trying to do optimized combos ever ever unless unless you have local people just keep it short and sweet because your timing is not going to be on point so so it's lucky for me that i look at mk i love everything about mk even aside from the fighting so i can have this game as like my fun casual fight game that i play the single player and unlock shit and look at the concept art and when my one friends come over like oh yeah let's play a fighting game but i'll never

be able to put serious time into it because i'm i'm not going to go to an mk with you are there even fucking mk meetups in this city yes okay well i'm not going to go to them uh yeah no there there's and it's evident by the channel like how much we're enjoying this by the fact that we have the LP going that's the story mode you guys did the machinima episode which is all about maybe and we're clearly going to do a fistica what it's already announced and matt put it on his tumblr like it's what are we going to do ultimex ultimex yeah never just never ever oh god it's coming guys don't worry about it but um you should see the list of bullshit new fighters we discovered on this trip and there's people out there thinking yeah they know what ur guides is now it's like no

you don't know you literally don't know bully and matt had never heard of these fighters they're insane we we know our poverty pretty well and like we got oh i did that before like an hour ago did you just put your head on the fucking you know these are new additions i just leaned back and hit my head on the little book maybe if you didn't shave your head and had your poof you still would have been you would have been safe that doesn't work that doesn't help yeah it actually does i didn't ginger hair does not have the strength i didn't keel over and say ouch it's very weak it's very it's very puny it's thin pencil test fails every time every time yeah there we go on um so whatever more mkx talk to come in the future blah i started ready player one and i'm about 13 chapters in

which is of what uh ready player one no no i mean like 13 of how many chapters oh i i don't know okay i don't know i don't like to know because i know when at the end is coming okay book feel how how um i started the book no i mean like are you halfway through are you like book feel feels uh about 20 to 25 percent okay see that that's basically feels right but um the uh a bit further i'm i guess if you want me to say yeah i don't know i mean you're holding a book i i don't know how far you are well that's because i'm using the audible oh so you're not really reading that no not really not even the same boy it's reading the data to my brain yeah there you got uh but no it's so far it's been um the start is like rough and the reason why the start is rough

is because it suffers well i don't want to see suffers it has the same problems as life is strange in terms of the language and in terms of the way the characters talk to each other they use words like geekazoid and dweeber unironically that's what some of my books are all about all the time now now the thing is is that i know and i think is that i know that this is all of course throw a throw up to the john hughes era and the 80s and all that stuff where that type of language is used yeah but it's just like i don't know if i can like hours and hours and hours of this content is going to be a little bit rough that's the way everyone's going to talk and that's sure but the point is that um getting past that intro and like all the characters sort of doing

this sort of really dance it's a song and dance and they're also but it's also doing a thing where it's very clear that the audience for this is uh people who are actually unfamiliar with yeah like geek culture and people who aren't like super inside baseball on games on games and on on on old general sci-fi novel that happens to be focused around so exactly so when the characters are trying to one up each other on trivia and stuff and it's just this really basic and now and it's filtered through the lens of uh like like how people talked in the movie hackers you know or or uh how characters would talk about video games in any in any movie that was not scott pilgrim type of thing so it's like uh there's kind of that cringe to it where this is so

just broad about it but once the things start moving and the actual adventure starts playing out exists then it starts getting good right it's a pretty neat book and uh and that's what i've started enjoying so far but like just got to keep in mind that there's that hurdle make it to the cringe to the call to adventure yeah because basically there's a point where the characters stop talking to each other and trying to out nerd each other and then the actual adventure for the main guy begins and he starts doing things once the actions start happening yeah it's great it's cool it's cool um you know i'll check back in as soon as it's done but uh Liam yeah you said you finished it how long ago did you read it you're in a half oh so fairly recently quite a well

i would say it's a while ago i don't remember the finer details this is oh you see it a while ago see that that's an age thing to us old people that's recent but to Liam who was younger it's super far away i don't think it actually no but it's like a game that came out a year and a half ago is not really a recent occurrence either you know like um but yeah that's sort of the thing and and i guess i'm so it'll it'll yeah it makes me kind of wonder about like you know how we love cringy b-movie type things yeah like in a book you have so much more of it to go through yeah so like a b-book yeah you would be doesn't get published or it ends up at the pharmacy yeah all pharmacy all pharmacy selection right there quality yeah uh yeah that's pretty much it uh pat

did you watch any of Daredevil no not yet not damn so i finished Daredevil i think i might be the only one who finished it yeah i'm like on episode 10 yo yo okay i want to talk about one one minor theme throughout the series is it blindness no uh first of all yo they made kingpin awesome yeah kingpin has to be amazing and like they they take a bullet kind of good he should be able to take a bullet uh we'll bring that kingpin yeah kind of kind of so they both go the both uh like daredevil gets a huge amount of backstory like they're it's split up amongst several episodes but there is at least three full hours of daredevil as a child i would hope that he has a ton of backstory seeing as he now has the most screen time of any superhero in the marvel series years

tons and tons and tons and they build and they build and they build and they build on this but they never get to the like to the they never ever ever show the moment where he becomes daredevil like you know that exact moment it's instead told he explains why he became daredevil and it is the best explanation for becoming a superhero i have ever seen in anything it's better than doing it you're no i don't know you're now you're starting to skirt like get bigger please i no it's just daredevil's reasoning is specific event reasoning yeah for becoming daredevil in this series is better than uncle ben it's better than whatever the fuck the fantastic no because uncle ben didn't get like like matt murdoch's father didn't get murdered like peter part of murdered his uncle

yeah but no it is specific reason the knife was in his hand the breaking point of going from guy to daredevil is like you go well what are you gonna do that sounds really good like you're saying they don't do origin story yeah like there's no flashback to origin story there is but not daredevil cool and that and that origin story is better than also also sorry i just i just made correct because it's still had like 52 episodes of tv it's back to the 70s and like for yeah but that's not part of the mcu a hulk is that's not no but not not we mean mcu modern day marvel okay his name is david and i just saw 50 comments uh and the old like the only thing i would not call it a spoiler it's just this little tiny thing that is consistently brought up because

you've seen the the footage he is not wearing the daredevil costume he's wearing like a black black bandana and like black clothes yeah and it is very consistent over certain parts of the story uh like very early on he gets the fuck his shit ruined like near death and the first like thing that someone says was like you know your costume sucks right yeah i know i know my costume sucks and later you should get a better costume because your costume sucks well all over netflix they only use a picture of him wearing the full finals yes and all the promos and then when that happens it is exactly perfectly justified cool it is not spider-man going into his fucking room and just like i'm just admitting himself as amazing i'm just gonna knit an impossibly fantastic

super spandex out of wool out of whatever the fuck it's like no yeah i need the costume like really bad yeah but that must mean how confusing is that for villains like wait who are you i can't i can't answer that sure but i was the guy in the black before but you're who are you now no i'm still the same guy but well then why i got wrecked before i'm blind it must be so awkward honestly between you guys this weekend this my facebook feel like i have to finish it this week otherwise it's fucking done it's gonna be like like or like people can't hold it back anymore i'm talking it's hitting critical mass social media you discussed uh you discussed like uh in the in the comics that we read there's a lot of court shit in there there's tons of court shit in this show

it's awesome um and still not crazy about Karen no no that's fine just because you're unreasonably pretty does not mean that i don't show up i care about your character she probably will eventually she probably will i really hope so this does this does bode really well like the success of the netflix dare of a show bodes well i saw some screenshots of the the luke cage jessica jones show here's right that they're filming and stuff and i saw a long like a guy that's crazy about the punisher than me but in a long article about like it is so perfectly like set up that the punisher or whoever you could it would fit it would instantly put a shirt right on the screen and then show up in civil war with no problems no changes yeah even just seeing the first episode

of dare devil it seemed appropriate to walk in at any time and dare devil even gives you a tiny tiny tiny little taste of civil war because in the hell's kitchen at this point people don't like superheroes with masks because they talk about the incident they talk shit is uh is the uh jessica jones luke cage you're gonna be heroes fire is it a different name i think it doesn't have an official name because i remember when the working title was that and then they got that idea got scrapped and then there's a bunch of other stuff iron fist too iron fist you know yeah watch an iron fist show if it has even half the amazing fight cinematography a fucking dare devil yeah but which is just a double but yeah double because you're fucking martial arts like actual

martial arts like mystical fucking shooting a doke and shit that'd be awesome uh like there's like just the perfect venue absolutely like yeah heroes who are like street level this is what you're supposed to know like it seems like it's just going to be called your speech and the like aka jessica jones yeah okay uh yeah i know gotta gotta gotta you're right i think i think the most like the the best praise i can give to this show is as i said earlier i read a dare devil volume on the plane power line not just any comic a comic character i actively hate and there was no gun to your head there was no gun soon it'll be electric you asked for the gun yeah you know what i just remember there's only one part about that volume of comics that i like

fucking hate it just absolutely hate it there is a there's a plot in that in which dare devil is dealing with crime syndicates yeah mega crime syndicate i love it mega crime and it's like oh levy faria black specter and all these fucking hydra hydra all these super organizations from various series right and like the who's front facing on these deals evil bastards in suits in offices yeah perfect that makes sense and then it cuts to a fucking shot of of asshole in a suit talking to these fucking losers in soup like 80s super villain yeah all of the mega crime feel like black syndicate inspector like this fucking loser power rangers they're all barely dressed in colored sheets yeah with various colors with fucking space guns and shit and it's just it's

like oh my god and like every scene that has these characters takes place in the secret base or warehouse or something because if you show these characters in any other environment you would just laugh your ass off yeah it's pretty goofy like it's super fucking goofy yeah the second volume that i have that i'll give to you you said you wanted it is like way better than the first good because it gets goofier well you mentioned the bit that you told me that sold me on the whole thing is iron man shows up to save daredevil or whatever and a bunch of thugs shoot him with guns and then turns and says really and then everyone fucking leaves amazing so that's pretty much it all right we had a really busy news week actually good some of which actually we covered a good bit of it just

in the hotel room i think we were able to watch and cover a couple of things some movie trailers and watching trailers isn't covering the news well no it isn't our business we have our shitty non-important game and movie and comic related one of the trailers really i don't have time for this we got star wars we got Jurassic worlds we got fantastic four and we have um batman vs batman batman v superman no what i like to call it is batman versus superman blah blah blah i always forget the subtitle what is it called what is it called don of justice the superman suit is too tight don of justice so we're in the hotel room it's like 2am and matt just repeats the what is it called what is it called super brawl saturday bit super brawl saturday

which you can find easily by lex luger super ball saturday what is it called he said it he just says it over and over and over to the point where none of us are laughing anymore and it's like it's done it's tired it's tired yeah i i have to go take a shower okay guys i'll see you i step into the shower and i start to absolutely lose my mind and we're listening to pat laughing in the shower laughing so hard in the shower and now i'm doing it i'm in the shower just saying to myself what is it called what's it called super brawl saturday total package i'll destroy it i love them apart so then that became funnier after we got over the hump of it not being fun yeah oh my god that hump is hard to get over you can you get over that

hump if you're stuck in a hotel with somebody for like three days yeah so uh star wars trailer still giving us reasons to care yeah remember remember we're in a car and the trailer came out when we're in the car and i started showing you guys random screenshots of super cool storm troopers and melting helmets and we're all like what we finally got back we watched it we watched it in complete and utter fucking silence rare for this group and then we go man fucking i'm solo melted yeah he's he's he's he's he's he's he looks great though he looks like not a day or a 30 yeah he's technically still a teenager a lot of people said to me on twitter like yeah he looks melted but he looks happier than in any movie he's been in in the last very accurate vaders helmet

looks more intact yeah yeah we got really awesome imagery and you know i was so the skylocker the fucking porn shot okay this this is one of my favorite things that i've never had a chance to talk about because why would i talk about when you have a space story yes nothing in space i know exactly where this is going nothing has scaled because you're in fucking space and anything that you could possibly compare it to is either so large or so small that it doesn't matter the close to all much space is the only thing you get the only thing you get in the whole fucking original trilogy to my knowledge is you see how big the millenium falcon is on the loading dock and then you see it hide on the back of the star destroyer and then you can kind of ballpark it a little but

fail in space is impossible so when you have a fucking horizontal tracking shot of a motorcycle or car vehicle and you see a crashed star destroyer and you finally understand how fucking big they are that is the best that is the best that's scale porn that's yeah right there it's no i bet you can look really quickly there's tiny little birds flying off and the fact that they held that shot for that long because they didn't know how good it looked exactly like you don't waste any seconds of a teaser or a trailer and they gave it the respective attendance full teaser seconds it was fucking awesome and i need to remind myself when looking at anything from the force awakens that it's fucking moses from attack the block is the main character yo so that's the thing too so black guy

and girl whose names were revealed but i forget how to lead port two um port 2.0 yeah and so black guy and girl port man are yeah they're clearly like not just like hey we're here too as part of the cast they're like the main character they're the main characters and they're getting so much screen time in the characters that we know are the supporting cast exactly you can't have fucking mark hamill and and harrison ford running around no because the camels are gonna shave that fucking beard off shave off those sideburns like i'm preparing for like one scene each maybe two two two and if they're if there is more that would be cool but i'm preparing to get a couple before their death Leonard anymore so yeah you know what i mean they need to kill someone man i'm so one

they're gonna get killed someone needs to die probably that's better than them dying in real life and then being in an awkward position well they just see g the face on top of paul walker and they can race into the distance they can always go with paul walker's face onto their face they can always go with the cannon hand solo death where he lands on earth and indiana jones finds his bones sure that shit there's an actual comic that did that i know i know it's a non-canon comic so no no nothing nothing matters except for rubble so yeah so this is this is this trailer it's like it tells you like almost nothing about the story just right much like the false one but no because mise en scene first did you catch that in that stormtrooper shot where not the new face

but where the full army is the flag behind them is not an imperial flag it looks like it has the same shapes as the imperial flag but there's a different symbol it's very likely the imperial remnant it's exactly exactly but that was to be a suit i'm talking like let's compare it to like aids of ultron you know pretty much the whole plot of aids of ultron right now actually i've been dodging every one of the did you see the first trailer you've just then you know pretty much the yeah yeah this one you're genuinely like there's not a good trailer that's super good yeah a good time between now and when star wars comes out they'll come out yeah they're gonna come out with yeah three minute one yeah that's but like this has been so voiceless so little dialogue in these

trailers and i love that so the one thing that i went tonight because yeah you have to fucking dodge the goddamn shoot spoilers i went and looked and kylo ren is the name of our new sith character looks so fucking cool you know why he looks so fucking cool because one of the masks in his concept art is darth revin well yeah like these are did you go hunting for the name specifically no i saw the name immediately okay uh they are taking the the right stuff from the right places and everything's non-canon they have so much cool stuff all together the idea that call the yeah the jay brams actually said it darth revin should be our villain yeah darth revin should be your villain i was probably the art team but whatever darth

revin's the coolest sith ever existed because they had time to give that character death what about that red more than that we don't fuck with the red whatever i can't always forget it i always forget whatever fucking get out of my face anyway it looks super good i'm excited yep yep yep yeah so uh star wars go go star wars go uh batman v superman dawn of the justice this is a main deal two game this is the one featuring wonder woman from the wonder woman series featuring aquaman featuring anyone we can shove in there i will bet any amount of money that batman will nail superman to the cross in this one yeah literally so i like i like the discussion that we had uh where we basically this makes me so i found the only way to make it possibly so let's let's give

some baseline rules no one here likes man of steel i didn't watch it but matt told me enough and i watched like half of it on youtube i i think i think um that what power super girl is cool in that whatever uh fucking evil lady but she's there for evil girl evil girl has a cool fight lady lady napa rest of the movie is a mess and and she's dead too isn't she like gone um and just like we we have a superman story in which step one superman lets his dad die for nothing for no reason step two superman completely destroys metropolis three step three is jesus he is jesus then step four super jesus snaps the neck of his villain it you forgot the bit with nine eleven yeah well he well no we did we covered that uh so like i don't much care for superman but even i know like that's

what what so we walk into batman v whatever face we watch the trailer yeah and we start going back and forth because like this is clearly like nano steel two and yeah feel like so first thing about the trailer that uh that i that catches me is one uh the batman suit doesn't make me cringe it's good it's better than christian bail it's because they did the thing that christian bill didn't do and they gave him a voice module really really cool the like because every time fucking bail opened up his mouth to gravel it was the most cringe worthy thing fair though we don't know if that's exclusive to the armored suit that he wears maybe it is maybe it's not but so far even if it's only that is there and that in its own makes that better than the fucking batman that

we had um then the rest of that trailer is and he's in the armor that's setting up what seems to be the frank miller fight as opposed to the um the the other the first time they meet fight uh but uh the rest of that trailer is false god everyone's worshiping this guy he's going to do all the things for humanity that we can't do for ourselves exactly and i'm thinking i'm hoping that the only way they get this conflict started is like what's the what's the big question like why the hell would batman superman fight each other oh i know because batman's super bad that superman murders people all the time maybe the fact that superman murdered everybody is acting like jesus killed his dad for no reason maybe all of that will be the reason why the shit goes on that would be awesome

look guys i'm superman i'm gonna save everybody you killed everyone no i'm save them i think i think the most upsetting thing about this movie is that superman can't die because the justice league is happening and neither can batman so we know that the conflict but i want this batman to live but we kill superman but we know that the conflict has to be resolved so that they can team up to fight the true enemy right so labor either of the dark side someone lammer than either of no joker because joker is being put in suicide squad so jared ledo joker will be get thrown in there at some if it's dark side it has to be voiced by uh sam fisher whoever the iron leo malley i don't know but but but i'm sorry it's michael ironside but i'm calling just do red hood

in this one new red hood god everyone push red hood super hard the red hood that they're pushing all over with uh with the logo in a walk in that story walked in they were pushing red hood specifically arkham knight red hood which up until that point i didn't even know was in the game there is merchandise for that design yeah that does something with the bet with the logo on the shed the robin logo on the chest uh no i'm talking about the maybe i'm confusing the names with the there's more than one red hood so it's it's understandable the one joker was part of yes okay that red that early red hood yeah that red hood just appeared in this movie because there's there's been numerous red hoods over time yeah no i know there's another one but that's the

really quickly like this whole thing it's like man of steel when we are like i don't know how many of you when i first saw the trainers of man of steel i was like yeah yeah i like this yep yeah it's really like you could have been cool and then when i comment book girl 19 we show videos going these are the books that make superman awesome and make him special and make superman like a wondrous hero everyone should have like become him superman is about hope about blah blah blah about blah blah blah the one man steel came out she's like this is the most joyless yep not fun most depressing superman tale of ever like and do you remember which do you remember which book was birthright was one of them and all star superman you have to read all stars which i will

one day right and the whole point to me that i thought batman versus superman is interesting because batman should mostly you know generally be joyless maybe a bit depressing because he's a dark of edgy and hero that has a tragic past and that should be a contrast versus superman awesomeness but they're both the same thing now because they're done in the same you're gonna have to double down on batman because the club of snider reaches far and wide you guys like sucker puns so i'm thinking that i'm thinking that the first encounter they're gonna fight and uh batman is gonna have all the tech to give him the the nice comic book version of him defeating superman and get all the fanboys going like yeah cool and then in the end superman is gonna fucking wreck

the shit out of them and almost kill him because he's fucking superman but then batman is gonna say like what would your father say or some shit like that that will piss him off that'll know that'll turn him and then make them become friends yeah he'll be he'll be like oh you're gonna let me get eaten by a tornado too how many next do you have to snap clark or what's slightly more interesting maybe he goes hey clark well what about that time that you ate your father's guts or whatever the fuck you did and then he's about to kill batman or then does something and then the entire world sees superman doing something that's like yo holy shit and then the movie just ends and that's cool well no because wonder woman and them are gonna show up we obviously have to show up but but no i

i'm saying i'm saying he's gonna say something and then you're gonna hear rustle crow's words echoed in what batman says yeah and then he's gonna go uh that's the more likely that's what they're gonna do i think the greatest tragedy of this movie is that aquaman and wonder woman are in it and they're trying to do the thing and like first of all like there's no flash in this movie like he's living it up on the cw and martian man hunter part of that gang of guys no no it depends they can only cram so many okay fair enough flash is too busy over at dawson's creek right fair enough so you got you got aquaman and he's cal drogo now and he looks really cool there's a lot of oceans in gotham he looks really cool and that's like a fucking god damn shame chocolate

because my favorite aquaman is fucking dumb as a bag of hammers from braving the bull aquaman but again because aquaman's a fucking weirdo goofball with an orange costume the fucking rides sharks and shit but again this is the edgy snyderrific dc universe but but now that this aquaman will mount the world you know we'll see where that goes just like come on that being said like you're the dumb thing come on okay okay right what is come on before we what we're gonna get what are you talking about where you're like we're talking about fantastic four which is upcoming and i'm like i don't want this serious stuff because fantastic four are super super goofy and he said well they did do the the old movies were like goofy and jokey and stuff and they were

stupid like no no no you don't understand i want the fantastic car with the dumb fucking jessons bullshit and herbie the robot played deadly serious yeah super straight it's all gray gray and low saturation it's all the rain and like they're all looking all distantly but they're driving a dumb looking homer car like i want i want this i want this superman and this batman and fucking goofball driving a car octoman you got 20 year veterans at weta rendering out the fucking herbie model like going what am i doing my life that being said the the start of this trailer is absolutely nothing it's just a zoom up on a statue but when you see very bio shock yeah when you do that too yeah you actually do see batman i think well he said this too is that that looks

pretty cool uh best suit a short ears buff suit even a fleck in his one shot in the trailer looks so fucking tired great yeah great they also released two double posters which is a great out picture of batman with his face ripped off with a superman logo and vice versa for superman and when you see like the full shot of ben aftlex just because what would you have to look at when you're looking at an actor in a batman costume his mouth his mouth and i'm like that's a pretty good mouth yeah batman you gotta gotta enjoy the fat s on the fat bat logos though like the ones that they predicted and i am legend there's totally not what we're getting now i don't know um so yeah we might as well go right into the fantastic four trailer then because uh that looks fucking

terrible i thought they wanted to improve on the last movie well the foot do you guys are do you remember the first trailer yeah i just watched it the first first trip yeah i know i accidentally just watched it just before by mistake i wanted the new one and i accidentally watched the old one and then watch the new one also okay because the first one i thought was super cool because it was cool all right sci-fi looking feel it was okay it was there they were it took it took a very scientific approach that would happen to involve some freaky super sure it was a stretchy rock powers yeah but this second one is now going for full on hero stuff and um i i don't know i don't know it i don't think it looks nearly as hard as the dog shit i assumed it was gonna be fair it

still doesn't look as like well when i look at it and then i look at the mcu stuff it just doesn't i don't feel like it holds up well that's well that what i'm just trying to get it is at the box yeah the strongest thing that's the problem the strongest thing that the first trailer had was that distinct tone yeah and when that if that tone is not there in the final cut then it doesn't become terrible it just becomes a nothing movie yeah now this movie is directed by the guy that is a chronicle and chronicles are really interesting sci-fi movie like chronicle like when it is well max linus wrote chronicle okay okay it was like yeah max linus wrote chronicle was directed by a completely different guy okay and i'm like that's why that guy even got hired because they're

like this is dumb goofy bullshit didn't work and everyone hated it so what who oh this guy made this cool sci-fi movie let's just get him because a he'll work for nothing because he's a nobody and b because whatever and so that's why that that even got created and when i saw the trailer i said i think the same thing pat said thing looks pretty good things pretty good johnny's fire effects look pretty good sure and other than that i didn't really have anything to say about it but i was just like i don't really prefer bobblehead kate mara in there because she's got a ginormous head yeah and the thing is is i don't want to start john that's such a weird specific like what i know when i watch house of cards i'm just move your head i can't see the fucking screen

as you mentioned that like a fucking uh i'm all about rooney mara not kate mara well no but ribs guy from house of cards is fucking in in that now as like the old guy the important dude yeah but no i just i don't want to come i don't want to like i'll fix the tone from the trailer to the final because we know how they fuck with that so much oh yeah i'm doing a minute cut of a two hour movie and very hard and the first man of steel trailer had such an amazing tone to it oh piano soft looking at the hay you know type of thing so why didn't we get that oh that's it that's it you know they because because they they throw these out there and see what the feedback is on each one and then they adjust it but they adjust it but the final movie is gonna

take its own direction it always gets me it's like okay so we made the movie and it has tone a right let's make a trailer with tone c and then everyone goes wow tone c is awesome i can't wait for the movie and then they go all right you know what that is and that's the end of that yeah i want to say something but did you pay the money and go sit in the seat and and in stay and when it comes time for sequel you're like wow everyone really like the the tone c trailer what should we do for the movie tone a it is well i'm gonna say something super amateurish and i might be totally wrong but i've no put your hand on the armchair that'll make no idea about this this aspect of the film industry but it's almost like you'd hope the trailers could be done by the people

who make the movie it's all and not paul and yeah not the marketing firm hired by paul you know what this reminds me reminds me when a game is geared up for a release combat trailer story trailer multiplayer trailer launch yeah well guess what distributor and production company will never let that happen i know and that's the video game thing and those are even those are like on the side here's your director's cut trailer exactly you know just the same thing sadly we've talked about it before when david fincher wants to make the best trailer ever for girl the dragon tattoo everyone tells him it's not going to work and it didn't work but it was still the most awesome trailer all right yeah all right because you know they're

just like look man these trailer companies are going to do the thing that the people like because they got the data they're pros at it and it's not going to be the best thing but it's going to get the people they are literally professional this trailer discussion is stage two of box art discussion it's exactly the same thing and it'll never get better for all the same reasons and what it comes down to like as i think this goes to everyone their feelings the general trailer is that fantastic for awesome they're amazing there's some of the greatest heroes ever as secondary characters that give guys tech i was gonna show up in other comic books that's super interesting when they go we need to get read on this shit and read comes in goes here's a tiny microscopic cell phone you shove up

your ass it goes to another dimension whatever that's awesome i was gonna say i still think fantastic is a strong word to describe them it's like if i call you like perfect pet well that's a bit strong they're excellent diaper changers for franklin for frank yeah because franklin's the shit or when wolverine goes nuts and gets controlled by the hand and sue just shows up and says i can create force fields around your lungs and i go awesome i've been here this whole time invisible waiting to be useful yeah pretty much this is my moment things like i can punch something just knew what bothered me on the trailer the most there's ben he's really strong he's average build because he's 19 look at him punch that thing hard okay but you know what's but you know what's gonna work for me

every time and no matter what fucking doom every time i'm such a sucker for oh you'll such a sucker that i will watch this thing to see if doom is cool like no matter what yes because that shot that one shot we got was you're not gonna get a single foot dive no he's not he's not gonna watch me in the shower is not the first series of movies had the same problem doom is not going to be a fucking like techno man sir sorcerer like he's supposed to be another guy that happens to get the man power yeah he's gonna be a guy that happens to get the man in the club that's the worst i'd rather have no doom i'd rather at this is the one time i'd rather have no good application but maybe no shit you're so fucking stupid but maybe i will be glad very in dictator that we all

want we were talking about the dr strange movie in which sorcery and magic and dumb shit was the common baseline then we could get the doom that everyone no but then you set up then you set up strange doom crossover no but that's different because uh dr strange is is super mcu and fantastic four is not i know that's no no i know i know a bit dr doom until foxy's of the rights will never be proper dr doom mcu dr it sucks you're supposed to be a dictator that's a super smart guy that's almost a sorcery i'm gonna wait for the deconformation of lat varia before i get totally deflated well in the end of one of the fantastic four the first movies there is a crate from lat varia but that's those are all gone in the wind all right uh wow we we've got a long ass time without talking about

video games it's right we'll come back bring it back Jurassic world that looks like an action movie with some dinosaurs in it i like the fact that they're trying to do the whole tease the big one and not show it they showed it they showed it they but they showed it well they show the other stuff and then they keep showing its arms and legs and parts woolly there's a shot where the helicopter crashes and explodes that's the fucking dinosaur that's what i was gonna say is that like they have a bunch of like teasing it shots i'm like maybe it's gonna be the thing but then they end up showing not only okay stop let me let me stop being yourself they show the parts of it yeah and then they start showing other dinosaurs and i'm like all right you could have done the jaws

thing but you're still doing it for the main one and then they end up dropping it anyway in the trailer yeah alongside the other ones and all the water ones as well it's like well now you showed it all so this is what he reads to me as beast master two dinosaurs you just want to say beast master he just wants to talk about beast man you know what it's probably gonna be terrible right it's probably gonna be terrible but chris pratt's probably gonna be funny he's probably gonna be really funny there's a there's a there's an exchange in this trailer that says everything about the movie and i don't think they i don't think they intended this but like they play the fucking premise of the movie flat for the for you to look at and the lady says well every time we do a new attraction

fucking people love it so we thought that if we genetically super monster people would come in droves because it'd be cool and then chris pratt goes yeah of like they're dinosaurs of course they're cool but the but what she's really saying is people would come in droves to watch the movie so every time we do a new thing it's so merge them together so you'll watch the movie it's so on the nose yeah i have to believe it's intentional that's insanely meta it's insanely talking about the trailer but like the dinosaur they just have it in marking materials oh i've seen the toys for months like the dinosaur is out there it's not like cloverfield where they kept it that's what it is you're right for the trailer they kind of it's a giant raptor that's what

it is a giant raptor t-rex thing uh the other thing about it is that i don't like how chris pratt is three characters in one he's moldoon the guy that loves the raptors he's malcom mcdowell and he's fucking allen graham all in one he's all in one you're right you're right the other thing i don't get it how come mcdowell did you mean chef goldbloom his character he's chef goldbloom he's cowboy hat and his character and he's scientist all in one professor malcom yeah right that's what i meant but when i watch it i don't get any sense of wonder i don't hear the music if it's there i didn't hear in the first trailer they did it in the first year that was there but this is like we're getting close it comes out in like less than two months yeah and i just look at it i'm

like i don't get any sense of i get a sense of Jurassic park three ish and again this trailer these are because a lot of these are second trailers and it's like this is a second this trailer is different in tone from the first one you know so it's again judging tone is hard so it's like i'm gonna go see the movie for sure because i want to see the fucking like four raptors chris pratt and and guy with guns and helicopter fight super dinosaur fight yeah because that's gonna be fucking rad king pin is in it he parties up with the with the raptors but like i'm not expecting a Jurassic park movie like you know what i want you know i i'm i'm gonna see this with the exact same expectation i want to see Jurassic park three in dude you're not getting

it you're no one's getting no one's gotten a Jurassic park movie since Jurassic park one hold on i'm going to get i'm going to see it with the exact same expectations i had for Jurassic park three and that is i hope they steal another cool scene out of dino crisis yeah because i don't know if anyone's watched Jurassic park three and also played dino crisis two but every from the course set up to the climax of that movie it is ripped it is exactly the same down to the specific dinosaur that kills the t-rex for the big wow moment it's crazy so i want dino crisis shit and i'm not gonna get it so chris pratt put on a little short redheaded wig and then then then the cat suit fucking do it then he's four characters he'll make me laugh then then start he started doing

gymnastics and kill a raptor by swinging on the pole like the black girl you only got to be in gymnastics well they kicked you off the team that was the dumb line how did the t-rex in lost world escape and eat the guy in the command room of the boat because he's got a big mouth but the command room is like the side like smaller than your apartment t-rex was careful it opened up the doors quite like with its little arm because the little arm is good for opening a door it's like it's the least sense of any monster escape i've ever seen in any movie clearly on this channel they spared no expense clearly the boat was also being run by wu tang forever we know this i guess uh finds a way and i we might as well just fucking end out on the

ass end of our movie discussion with the ass end of the movie fucking industry the transformers cinematic universe is confirmed i actively ignored all these articles the fifth movie is coming so remember when he asked me to put something at the docket and i went you and then i revolved as i typed it onto the docket you shivered with revolve well guess what now the tcu is confirmed how is there a tcu we got the tcu and the mcu exist when the only fucking thing in the universe is transformers now wait wait let me change the game let me flip the script beast wars movie okay stop it stop it still ought to think about it no no because think about it mainframe is nowhere in sight and fucking all right beast wars been made by completely different people yeah michael bay

no main by different people like whatever who i don't know no but not the people no oh so no nothing in this project is so good so what is the tcu gonna encompass i don't even give this one yeah see my girl boss or whatever the fuck comic book what about big bad bill borgs comic that a fucking expanding universe as long as you get metallics in there bill borgs metallics i can't believe motherfucker followed up on my stupid thing don't fuck with all the ball if you're not ready for the spike in your face right wasn't ready look it's simple comic book crow 19 nailed it everyone wants an their own cinematic i don't think it took her i think there was a point where we could look and judge for ourselves but but the imploding fucking spiral nemesis end of the

universe that we're gonna get of the movie where every single individual movie then blows up into infinite movies to create a franchise and you're like i want to go see a new movie well you can see a new movie as part of this universe no yeah no um your you know that it follows is somehow in the jason universe what jason fights it follows he loses he'll be back next time on jason versus swamp thing just jason like looking outside his window and should be made just jason looking outside his window and some old creepy naked grandma in other making the sinister six movie not as part of the spider-man universe but as part of the sinister six universe as part of the sony like when are we gonna get the dr octopus origin story we deserve jason x cross bore ruto

yo so we're so let's talk about bore should we talk about last week no we didn't yeah we did you didn't listen fine you want to talk about bore you talk about board i'm not having none of that so we so like we're at the fucking convention and every single time we walk by naruto i go what is this fucking casual shit where's bordo at yeah and that just ignores us the whole fucking weekend until he finally cracks and it's like what's shut up hold on hold on i cracked when we were in the airport in the airport so literally at the last thing true okay okay at the bus what's bore to is that a meme that you guys are spouting and i'm like no it's the real name of naruto's son and you're like no no look not this is what is that this is a double this is a double pronged of

confusion yeah or i would droop will take there are two things why i thought this is a made up bullshit best friends thing it's because a boreto sounds like the dumbest name ever that i assumed someone made up boy does it you were talking to woolly about it so i thought it was another rib thing a woolly boreto yeah yeah so you can understand it's a good guess and it's a good guess even when i just told you straight up how super real it was you're like no what is it the logo is straight up says bort come on bort what are you talking to me no sir my son's name is also boreto are you talking to me oh man boreto cinematic universe there you go it's a movie yeah can we please please talk about the new is it what's right sender did you know that cinder's part of the

new boreto cinematic universe cinder is amazing cinders also fuck how could you take such an uninteresting character such as fireman guy like mortal combat failed at this exact problem when they created blades yeah absolutely i think the main thing is that right now the cinder's and caster's nobody that's like hey i'm awesome yeah yeah i love fireman just really fast paced fast talking asshole type super confident guy like like orchid is closest and she's super serious cold yeah she's super serious cold maybe glacis is secretly talking mad shit but it's all alien maybe riftor is an asshole we don't know but yeah we watched the gameplay stream at iron galaxy and as we go on like me and willy knew some stuff because they talked about in text the other week

but this guy has so many fucking aggressive options and he got to fight him in such a different way he doesn't do a lot of damage it's yeah just keats just reinventing the wheel for the fifth time and and it's interesting because we're watching him we're like yeah he's doing like no damages because he's got all this great life chip shit on you he's got all these recaptures he's got his like mobility and then comes the period of the process in which people are showing off well look at all these chip setups and then keats just blast them on twitter so you're playing him wrong yeah yeah uh but the moment i was sold was like during the ultra when he does the little jink jink like zig and zag with his feet yeah and he starts like cutting like a boxer and i'm like okay

fuck i like cinder was my boy from back in the day on the old ki games i always i never i always thought he's like that's a really plain dumb character design it's burning man but his move list was worked for me i liked it it was simple and it was cool yeah um and yeah they took that made it interesting because it's like seth in the same sense that you have so many options you do very little damage yeah but run a train on everywhere at some point i was just where's the yoga sniper like where is it i know you have a yoga sniper he's got inferno it's close enough yeah exactly um that was fun that was fun his bombs are season two continues to stack up we have a boss to go after cinder aria aria is that confirmed it's aria yep yep it's a shame well no because

she could be cool boss lady like yeah but you know who you want it to be ceo of ultra tech dude that's a pretty big deal it's a pretty big deal it's just setting up an idle thing yeah you knew it anyway um that's going on uh we also have final confirmation that they are in fact finally patching the i'm stalking slow so that pat could get back here in time after that to go piss because they were talking about killer instinct dark souls two durability book is actually getting fixed in scholar of the first sin well you pissed earlier which is sick because we were talking about i don't know it's there's certain topics that just our bladders just go oh no yeah we all now's the time we all leave and you talk about monster hunter to the wall

why do you think i try and keep it short man i know i know uh yeah it's it's pretty sick considering they didn't acknowledge the existence of this bug yeah so like this shit should have not shipped with it but i guess kudos for fixing it i know i know for a fact that at some point namco's like bug testing department got a hold of this bug like nine months ago that's not just saying this he does know it for a fact and they said go head go bang weapons on the walls for hours and record the durability rates and come back to us yeah don't hit dead bodies okay that's not what the fucking bugs about and that's how it fucking made it into the new versions yeah so at some point the wailing and gnashing of teeth got back to them again and we're like no it's the bugs about hitting dead bodies

with your weapons idiots like just the loudness yeah you know so you asked me a question on the trip to buffalo the instant i got home i looked i i i i i i i load up steam and like four people on my steams friends let's ask me the same question nice yo i know you didn't do scholar of the first sit like you didn't play with scholar of the first in because of the durability bug are you actually gonna go back now that i fixed it and my answer is the the day that that patch comes out and i can ask somebody who owns the game to confirm that it is actually fixed i'm right back i'm going to replay the entire game multiple times and woolly when you you looked at me like i was nuts and i said that i was very surprised to hear and guess what there's not enough of this kind of game that

exists uh there's not there's not if i can get five more playthroughs out of it great you're gonna get a lot of 2d version options of that though no they're because that's a different thing you don't want that i know a lot of 2d ones i do want that i somewhat want i do want i want three of them but it's it's i don't want 500 i want this thing and if i can play master quest version of this thing for three more times then i'm fucking going to i just couldn't because i want to play with the big weapons that's my favorite weapon type the big weapons are disproportionately fucked up by this this bug like woolly you know that no it's the fume knight sword you get was once in the fucking ice dlc where you swung the sword and it dropped like 60 percent you get in one swing

two runs out of your it's crazy it's pretty embarrassing i'm gonna finish up like blood borne completely because i'm still in the chow's block i can't do that so i know so this is extra good for me i'm just saying all good for you but then i do want to play the remix enemy things because like it's interesting i saw some of the places it's interesting they have an asshole placement i have been hard i have been told a couple things that dramatically improved the game flow they've put the dull ember in the law in the best deal they have not hidden the dull ember all the way over and i keep that you have to go through a fucking third of the game to get it or half the game to get it they put it at the best deal so you can get mcduff and your weapon upgrades

right away they they moved all the items around so that you can finally get different weapon types earlier in the game which was a serious problem before uh and they did they they blocked off more of the early game with statues but they let you buy them as soon as you start the game what the statue you can you can buy great good branches of branches so they block off i think they block off haids i'm not sure i'm just guessing but as an example they blow off haid whatever they'd say haids they say haids do they say haids oh well i stand corrected i'm sorry yeah absolutely i said hi-d's too for a while okay somebody says haids are okay but say they block that off and all the other blocks remain but because you can buy them right away you can then choose actually what i really

want to go including progression yes which is a big deal wow duxels too you could go one of two ways i remember i couldn't find one of the fucking branches and that fucked me over there's there's one more than you need yeah but i but for whatever reason i just it's just a little remix changes like that like the big difference so you but you can just do pait door and straight like right off and yeah and and how much do they cost though anyway that's two and that's two and that's two and that i don't know yeah but that that option yeah remixing stuff like that like makes it change sense you know and and it can dramatically improve the game like somebody told me that haids uh tower has literally end of the game and does just standing around like like you fucking do it

so yeah i'm i'm very interested i still think that the change to soul memory is pathetic is pathetic they didn't take soul memory out they just added a ring that eats your soul so your soul memory doesn't go up but that's not a solution because it makes you lose a ring slot wait for dark souls three wait for dark souls three which is assured it's assured is it yeah dark so well dark to sold super well and blood born super exclusive hmm like do you think they're gonna give up on all the pc and no i'm just i'm just thinking of like like resources over it from soft and i got two teams oh my god two teams who and who even wants armored core and when and when they're and when they're is it gonna get is it gonna go right back into blood born two yeah who's it gonna go

around yeah fingers you know but no no it'll be it'll be fucking uh it'll be blood dude dude if they if they went demons to ps4 and then blood born two and zoni just monopolized it i think we're gonna see blood born two or totally unique game and i think dark souls will continue as the everybody franchise if we fast forward 10 years from now and like a bunch of different publishers all have their own souls game it's teamed up with from soft we talked about this could be the weirdest thing so a while ago uh on a different podcast silver gets lost it's like super baffling that there are no 3d clones of this genre well lords of the font that's made by napco and upcoming the second one yeah yeah like like namco said we need more souls yeah we

get some more souls out there but yeah that's that's happening um there's uh i just want i just want to pimp this one i don't know if you guys saw it but all over uh there is a $2,500 gurren legan traditional armor like collectible yeah that i don't know if you've seen it but it's like a like a here let me just pull a picture so no when or shouldn't you be at home waiting for the ups guy more or less and this shit is like yo fuck the rent fuck the food water and lights look at this thing usually usually for your dumb collection shit i'm like that's dumb and you wasted your money that's really not this time that's a really really nice helmet and it comes with uh a ceremonial stand with a drill as well fuck and the whole fucking

that's pretty much that's pretty much the hottest thing i've ever seen is it even possible to order it's it's like oh it's thousands of dollars that case is beautiful yeah it is thousands of dollars and and also like fucking tens of thousands of yen that's crazy though yeah it's crazy but take a look is it made of gold yes i think so it looks like that would explain the tag it looks like it now explain it this is one of those things where i want my fiance to go no leave it on i don't understand what you're wearing instead she'll say no it's polish can't buy it it's polish brass and mother of pearl i'm not at that price so it's okay it's not no no everyone will tell you it still looks fucking but i'll tell you to buy it and then immediately tell you no don't listen to

me yeah don't listen to me there is a solid gold kamen rider statue that they're also putting up for sale as well that's like that's a good one that's a winner who's got the money some crazy they make a hundred they'll sell all 100 yeah it's just if they make a hundred thousand that they have a problem like dude mercedes is getting limited runs and those all sell out because there's rich people all over and stony's dumb tv's that they used to be able to sell so i have one of those no no the really all the really stupid ones yeah i just want to i know this has nothing to do with anything man kerf tv's are the fucking dumbest fucking stupid well it's good if you have multiple people watching the tv from different angles no it's actually a million times worse they're

not convex they're curved like like like concave like this towards you on cave where the edges are closer to you on concave yeah concave whatever they're not convex until i use one i don't know but the viewing angle destroys itself after two feet i heard that advantages but i haven't done my research have you sat and used one no well i until we do you know maybe we maybe it's the coolest thing until when you see it no it's not you don't know it's the vision thing you have to i know in my heart of hearts shut up anyway get that checked out okay we'll leave defense curve tv's i love them i meet them in my house now no it's just i'm sure there's a reason it could be terrible stupidness yeah it's the new 3d it's like we need to put some feature into the tv's in order to jack up the price

but no one actually wants any of these features i don't want the smart features on my television yeah that i don't care about i don't give a fuck about what this super slow ui with oh it's not netflix those tv those smart tv's are actually handy though because uh my girlfriend's dad has one it's the one that we use when i'm there and i can just turn it on and like crunchy roll and netflix are right yeah my mom uses that as well just to simplify and cheat like facebook and the other shit are just right there as well facebook sounds yeah i guess tricky but like netflix and crunchy rolls but like a mouse and keyboard hook up to the tv you which you can do and yeah and that's what she's using for her simply well now that you have a fucking like tv pc setup yeah is it

not the best it's really useful the only thing that's better is like the double monitor yeah double monitor it's really useful which is super rad i need to get a tv monitor setup that's that's the way it works right next to you where i put our work i don't have the room once i get a bigger place i will absolutely put a fucking computer desk right next to the television and have the the fucking porn set up but no i'm not but i'm not no i mean yeah it's fun i'm not not and just just not far like i'm not as it grows yeah and i'm not saying like you the porn set up yeah like i don't know what expo would be local that i could like go and try out a curved tv but i'm just holding judgment until i sit in front well go to a future show oh no no we have nothing um but you know what

it's it's it's fine because um if you don't have money then like wow what like i'm just i'm hearing you fight yourself to get this out like just make the segue go make it go i know and i'm but i'm also just kind of like you're matt everything cool okay yeah email about con a con okay business business is happening all right well whatever steam is gonna say now if you spend five bucks you get to use their features and if you didn't spend five bucks then you can't do the following things send friend invites open group chats vote on green light participate in the market uh post frequently gain profile levels submit context reports to the workshop post on the item workshop discussions access the web api or use the browser or mobile chat so this was so so i want to i've always

deemed i want to i want to discuss me reading out the title of this this news and liam going what yeah yeah because that's the correct reaction and then i read down the list that you read down and he goes then he starts to clap because that happened in the convention yeah anyone who before you get upset any stop this doesn't affect you at all bots because you bought it you bought one thing ever a game yeah ever so you're good it's not for you are you a bot that votes on green light things are you a bot that completely fucks up the inflation of the card marketplace spam messages are you and but the number one reason for this is the dota and the dota bots the the robots that exist to hassle people with certain items steam user base cut in half overnight like to to

just fucking let hey man you got you got that hat yo i'll give you fucking 300 that hat yo fuck oh my god it's a fucking wasteland out there and now it'll be a little smaller wasteland great it's great and five dollars is the perfect amount five dollars get out like the headline initially reads like a profit move but then the details are like no it's fixing a problem well and also they didn't remove the important thing which is playing games online yeah you can still play tf2 you can still play it say what say so it's not it's not steam premium yeah steam gold yeah it just makes it so you can't hassle people say well they say your mom wants to play stiff i don't know i would say no fuck it no and you're you gift her sieve right yeah but she's never bought

anything she's only been gifted sieve yeah to her fucking perspective this is invisible because your mom's not fucking chatting it up on the steam forums or selling cards yeah kind of selling a short bit whatever yeah there's probably going to be an extremely small minority affected by this but like yeah it's my most fucking day one steam sailing right now yeah but even to the people even to the incredibly small minority people that it will act only purchases through the steam storage oh don't count gifts don't count oh how much money you've like no i've spent a lot of money it's like okay before you say anything stop have you spent more than five dollars on steam yes why because you like steam there's no population that can get upset about this

because if you care about steam you spent more than five dollars wow so you can't get upset you're gonna throw all the hard-working robots under the bus and it's and if you don't care about steam you haven't spent the five dollars because you're a robot the robots just want to play counter strike no they want to hassle people for counter strike items that's what you're a robot you know that's just how they like to read that that's just how the gaming that's just how they enjoy it if you can get past our robots dot txt which you can't so good move on steam because even to the people who will be affected there's probably some minority of like 10 people that'll be affected negatively like it will be a huge quality of life improvement for everyone else in the service

that ever interacts with the forums or the marketplace or any of this just clean it up even 10 percent all right so for the next five minutes i just want to unzip and just fap and scream Virgil okay uh is that cool yeah so so you might talk about news at some point is that cool so we're in the hotel day one almost the first thing he does and he's watching Virgil don't judge me he's watching Virgil gameplay which i saw earlier in that day before we left yeah same and i watched it but looks good and he's watching it and then he watches it again and then he watches it again and then he starts doing something else and i look over was like what are you doing he's like it's not enough it's not enough yeah yeah of your and you're

really fucking guardian ease breakdown with a fucking tab open of mucin neuro versus Virgil versus Dante are you gonna start just fucking jerking off in the hotel and then he said yes this is gonna be a fun weekend oh man he dashed through the phone and said can i have some extra clean xboxes sent to our room please they'll bring them they'll bring them they'll you know plight not leave them on the floor open up the door no one knows the wiser oh man uh yo that fucking oh my god that everything i still can't believe it's happening so one i still can't believe one right concentration is the best concentration meter it is it is there it goes down anytime you're not like triple s-sync anytime you're not hitting enemies if you're hitting enemies but

you're not hitting hard enough it's pretty much not it's a great system because it only builds when you hit enemies and it decreases when you're either missing enemies or doing nothing uh it's okay judgment cut is now confirmed to pretty much just be dimension slash it's we're completely replaced it as the projectile we're not going to get the orbs anymore it's fine we can live in that world uh lunar phase has a pause at the end of it and there's an aerial version that's stationary yeah uh it's and so it seems as if you could almost like hold the button and the end and get like an extra charged hit that it's weird it's weird but it looks cool there's some inspiration from dmc dante as well like uh virgil's virgin virgil rather yeah one of virgil's default combos with

i think it's force edge has like dante from dmc threes like third hit from his fucking rebellion combo it's the over it's the the behind the back overhead swipe swipe yeah and it's like oh this is this is an amalgamation of every single one of the best versions of every one of these characters his stinger 180s him at the end of it exactly like it does in uh the the virgil's uh whatever dlc for the dmc stuff so that's that's interesting because it's like they're actually piecing together the parts of that game that weren't like garbage and like using them there was good stuff in there yeah and they're using the good ideas so that's fun stuff man uh and fucking charging up that final dimension slash that fills the screen up oh oh my god it's the ultimate it's just it's the gift

that i like whatever to do that never gives you life it's pretty good oh yeah no i can't believe it's happening and then there's then there's those minor changes as well of little things we're just like oh by the way from now on uh you don't have to wait a couple seconds and then and then sprint when you're running you sprint with it one second you just sprint which is great which was a weird thing that i didn't know was a problem until they addressed it yeah you know um there's a couple other things that like i it's never gonna go away but like the little intro cut scenes it's like on your replay you don't need those yeah you should be able to just mash through those or at least just have them not be there the first time sure um you're there's still no details on like uh uh

trish or lady or anything there is one detail on lady uh on lady there's a screenshot with her ui out there oh cool and she has a grenade meter underneath her health there you go shows eight grenades stocked up there you go and in the shot she is throwing four as one move yeah okay okay so she will there will be ammo management with her and there is at least three new summon sword formations on top of the three that are already there so you've got the blistering swords you've got the summon swords and you've got the standard uh um the shootout version and then now he's got a version where he's spinning one on his finger and it's hitting everything around you he's got another one where they're like he impales them like lucifer and then he's got one where uh while this they're

still in summon sword formation they do like a rainstorm from above as well and like flatten out everything around you so it's like they're they're sending virtual way over the top with what is the most amount of moves we can give to one character in the system and you and and we're and he's never going to get any more than these three weapons he's got the force edge combo yamato and and uh bale wolf and that's it but fucking triple the moves that's all he retains an updated version of the keneko devil trigger that too yeah which looks sick it's pretty good it's pretty good sleeve sleeve um sheets man i fully expect an updated keneko uh devil trigger for a dmc3 costume for dante yeah you think they're yeah why not why not it'd be nice yeah i don't know this far a problem

but yeah and then that's that's pretty much the takeaway from the stream i think you're like as far as i'm concerned well gotta give him more moves for any stars in dmc5 oh man okay there you go there you go um that's that's the that's the word that's the apology that we can all accept yeah right just like everything is forgiven yeah and and also the best part about this is like from now on into the future whatever you go to the gifts of these awesome moments you get the guys in the the japanese guys face reacting in the corner at the capcom stream because they have they have it sooner there and uh some other staff yeah and i don't think neo g was there but either way they're all around and then it cuts over to the presenter just

seeing the judgment cutting going like oh i hope they keep that for the final game that'd be nice i was listening very intently and you notice that when as soon as liam said dmc5 i was like oh there's the first mention about what you're talking about because your enthusiasm for virginal is as such is that you never we've never actually said dmc4 special edition at any point i'm sorry it's totally okay i'm not the most detail-oriented guy but i was just like listening i was like did we mention what the fuck we're talking about i'm a bad podcast it's fine it's fine uh yeah i just streamed it right it wasn't just a game they streamed it on the couch how about your gameplay video but yeah excuse me uh meanwhile now on the other end of things we

got meanwhile over in ed boon's camp in the nether realm hey boon what's happening the boona verse okay so there's the bc u so uh first we'll open up with a tweet to him so ed are you secretly secretly gonna patch in npcs from the story to make them playable and he replies you mean like a story pack quote yeah yeah so and then like 80 seconds after that exchange people on the pc version made baraka and lay rain totally playable with completely unique moveset to be said they have no variations sure yeah yeah but like between these two things they have special moves that they only they have like story pack more or less confirmed the fact that it's the easiest mod ever which anyone can do which involves go to the file on your computer find rain dot

whatever underscore and then put that file in the place where the goro or any other character's file was rename it to go to whatever underscore now instead of goro you'll play as rain and then it's done and he works and he's got all his meters and everything so just pick pick the three characters you don't like in the roster and just switch them there you go uh easiest fucking hack ever and like yeah it's all but confirmed at this point yeah you know um max's stream they went nuts when they were doing the story mode and then like some character comes in they didn't know was going to be that's cool prior to turd all not quite dude that like heat vision predator screenshot is amazing i don't know if it's real it's good stuff it's really either what's not amazing is everything

else about the pc version of the game yeah which is patched as of this morning i believe yeah they but or yesterday morning so wb decided for some reason to use some kind of weird new experimental weird it's streaming installs whatever they decided to test out the streaming install of their new streaming install without apparently ever testing it ever on any in any way they're like let's just you try to try it out on the first game on steam to ever do it oh really testing steam streaming install system well they fucked it up for sure because steam actually because because eight parts of your 29 part download didn't go which means that story mode online and fucking scorpion and sub zero crash the game not playable or crash the game fortunately

like no one really takes these fringe characters so okay when you when you play mkx on ps4 and you have the reload thing where it's not finished downloading it downloads scorpion and sub zero first yeah and they're the only characters you can play as because of course you'd want to play as those characters when killer angsten gets a patch the first thing they load in is the new character yeah right away yep exactly uh yeah so there's that shit going on and is that all fixed now like all i believe a core as of yesterday morning it should be addressed scorpion work he's good that they got it uh it's good that they got scorpion and sub zero working yes it's interesting that the coin values you get in the pc version are full orders of magnitude higher than the console

well no well specifically what happened was they gave every pc player 10k in coins as an apology i was reading the the the gaff thread this morning and people were talking about yo i did the challenge tower here on pc i got 30 000 coins for beating the challenge tower and everyone with the pc version could replicate it and no one on the console version can and people were talking about oh yeah when you beat story mode in the pc version you get like 180 000 coins that's that's it's like you don't get that on the consoles and the only thing people can try and imagine is that they did that so that you wouldn't immediately resort to to using a trainer for the game which you can do in one second but yeah maybe but i mean i do know that they gave up bonus coins in addition so that

yeah that could be a thing too um that's a really like pc versions always get like the brunt of a release like they never get all the full testing and i can i can confirm that first because it's like there's no one to tell you there's no one left yeah i want to say no yeah um i mean i mean at the end of the day it's like the money's not there day one never the money's in the pc version in the long run but on day one you have to never ever ever it sucks if you can help it buy a triple a pc game on the day it comes out yeah because nine nine times out of ten it'll be super fucked up i played gta 5 on pc and i don't have much to say other than boy improving the frame rate makes me enjoy that game a hell of a lot more

why does the frame rate doesn't the frame rate doesn't fucking like lose 10 frames to 20 frames second when you hit an intersection and then you crash in all the other versions but that came out rock solid the the pc version of gta 5 came out with one problem and they they issued a workaround and when you went to the steam page to buy it there was a big sign that said by the way there is an there's an error that people are running into uh with uh windows character names that you may not be able to start the game please be aware of this issue if you are affected the self refund tool will be available to you all the way up until the patch happens that fixes self refund but whatever like that's how you're supposed to do it very rare especially weird

like max pain three was good but like rockstar used to have the absolute fucking worst reputation for pc games they would always come out super fucked up it was horrible which games gta 4 is the worst gta 4 is fucking terrible and uh god bully didn't run very well i'm thinking like red dead redemption never came out no but then like i always attribute rockstar to being a very pc centric developer back in the past and they release like classic gta maybe it's just gta 4 the only one that comes to mind right away is gta 4 super fucked up which is like their most important game at the time yeah every gta becomes their most important but yeah it sucks so bad but it's like nine times out of ten if you buy a triple a pc game that's that's multi-plat it's going to be

super fucked up day one and that's so depressing yeah but you wait a couple patches and you'll be fine i have a big i have a but if you're unlucky you end up with a game that's just never good and that that's if you yet i have a big fancy pc and so do you willy did you even consider for a second buying nkx on the pc no exactly no no way like it fits but that but that was for other reasons that's simply because i wouldn't like fighting game on the pc is not a legit version for me it's like pc versions of fighting games uh because of possible frame drops yeah because there's any possibly a stronger pc no no you don't understand against people online the consist like there's too much inconsistency with pc versions where it's just like you can't consider

that tourney street street super street fighter four had an option for that at some point it in the options like you only play no it's not a latency thing no no listen listen like there would be uh before you went online for street fighter four or a or a super street fighter i don't remember what the institute of this the game would forcibly benchmark you to give you a grade to tell you whether there is there is there and then you could you could set your your your your matchmaking like nobody above nobody under a plus but just quite quite simply as a matter of like like universe like having a standard with like what the fgc is going to play type of thing yeah randoms will it'll never be the pc version you're totally right because randoms are double random

on pc it's not just like randoms but it's just different little programming bits where there's a couple more frames of latency on this version than that i'm like my system to your system who the fuck knows you know and that won't ever be a standard it just it can't um even when a game like skull girls which is like it's got a foundation there but it's still not going to be a quite a platform's choice you know i've never had a bad game with skull girls on pc it's not about having a bad game it's that it's consistency the late the the engine functions differently across all platforms the good example is street fighter form ps3 and 360 where there's more of a delay on the ps3 that shit happens in every fighting game but but skull girls this is ggb here like it's not

the online it's the input delay on like they're it just it without even without even a screw consider no monitor no online just the console a disk and a button if you press jab the ps3 you have one frame jab a bit slower one frame yeah every time now single no i would still i would still see should be the standard for all it will land no not for fighters no it just no because whichever version has the lowest input latency should be the standard it's not always no it's going to be the version that is on a no you're right it's not always a pc yeah yeah it's like the the version that's on a console that most of the gamers own that is going to be the same from one to the other is going to be the standard it's also and it's also that's what evo's going to set up

and it also should never be pc because pc setups at tournaments is nightmare situation i'm not talking about tournaments i'm not talking about tournaments i'm not talking about nothing but no but you're completely wrong no but i'm talking about you're not using your ps4 run mk tournament no but when i but he wants to be at the same thing when i say tournaments i don't mean it just mean at the place i mean like at my house competitive standards right on anything but the thing that's going to be at the tournament yeah and that's the same for anyone that is so depressing to me because that means the turny players are de facto going to play a slightly worse version of the p of the game than people that don't care about that no they're gonna play the version that that's the best that's

gonna be everywhere you're not so so take street fighter four yeah yes on pc for the longest time that was the best version of that game hands down it always looked the best it always ran the best who cares the gameplay is identical it's just just just okay okay all right okay okay okay what you're saying is not as important as the consistency on the console version and that's why i said that it is depressing that the the people that are going that are upset like need the turning setup will always play a slightly worse version i didn't say dramatically worse why is it that it's slightly yes but not really because it's so insignificant like to me and to anyone else that actually does this it's so nothing dude that's really weird how like counter strike and starcraft got around

this some genres but it's also like hey i want to play guilty gear as well like all fighting gonna have a ps4 yeah like in some genres it works but that's not the case you know so you know they should start working harder in these in the case of fdf2c it just doesn't anyway we gotta move on man um phil harrison is leaving microsoft didn't we do this already no that was don matric leaving zinca don matric it's okay well good for good for microsoft apparently don matric is poison sorry phil harrison you're still right yeah yeah yeah i'm still right it's the slightest space across the pavement good for microsoft i look i eagerly look forward to somewhat better decisions and less bold from mr nutella it's been a while well besides the matrix anger thing it's been a

while since there's been like a blank is leaving blank uh uh this type of story even since higher ups yeah yeah yeah we're late and left uh jack late and left uh jack tratton jack tratton left because sony like a while ago yeah professor leighton left sony i was thinking of sean leighton oh um borderlands guy uh kishford no damn it's birch not birch because he did leave other guy uh there's a different there's another borderland borderlands like like showrunner guy basically a crap for god his name but dj left to left right pitchford turned his contract into a dove and threw it out the window it's not it's not pitchford it's not birch it's the third guy i know he right he turned his contract into a dove and took out the window i never knew there was a third guy

because birch birch was only uh for a writer he was only a writer on two well he was only a writer i've never heard anyone else's name associated with just the borderland friends yeah i've never heard a single yeah i know it's the the guy that that was in charge of the first game but but as well anyway handsome jack uh fucking 2k australia shut down hey i'm sure that was like the last the very last like fucking australian developer it's depressing the big one i think eventually i don't really know what do you mean we can't mike uh fucking sucks make games for ourselves i don't want to accept that what is it you know boy i i never did jury like like they fucked xcom but like i never felt like after xcom they even had another chance

like when they were told like bioshock 2 and uh what was the fucking other one borderlands the pre-sequel yeah i never felt like they had another chance after that so um it's unfortunate oh that's british that's bad the fucking flow flower and journey are getting discs for ps4 discs that is sick why i knew you're gonna make it to ps4 eventually you know they had that i on the ps3 yeah they had and now this is a ps4 release yeah which is great absolutely doesn't have all the other games uh that the ps3 one had because the ps3 one had a bunch of other games that that game company made and like their lunch breaks the store seems to the story seems to imply just these three um which is well which is because i i'm like like is a fucking dismissive way to say it because those are

three phenomenal games yeah i would bet that it's going to be the same package as the ps3 one with all those shitty other games that are not anywhere near as good as journey but like you want to see the dramatic improvement of a studio over time go play those three games in order in order yeah yeah that's true that's true journey like flower kicks the shit out of flow and then journey stomps the shit out of flower yeah yeah totally um day a sex mankind divided will be completely ghostable including the bosses shocking nobody but good good yeah i'm glad to hear good well the the main thing was are the bosses like stealthable as well well they were well there was a weird like footnote to that human or illusion out the bosses to less talented people we should always be yeah exactly

like that's still the weirdest this is a great thing to put out after that trailer had a lot of people like me going like man they shot a lot of guys in this trailer he did the shoot bangs yeah yeah you know and the second trailer is not a guy not doing anything though i think they should have two trailers you mean the action trailer and the stealth trailer yes yeah and that's actually pretty good and show off like stealth moves well because well they will but not for the cg trailer yeah yeah yeah and but like this time is going to be a little harder to justify that because you fucking zero shifts off that balcony really hard and that's cool that's the end of my thing to say all right that move looked really cool speaking of zero sift shifting nice everybody

that's a fucking conspiracy nut for metal gear as solid five needs to stop y'all need to stop with that head transplant dude his head got transplanted he's transplanted right now his head got transplanted oh my like i don't know who started it like what's ass there's a gaff thread pops up and everyone starts messaging us about that doctor looks like that doctor and it's just like to do the operation he looks a lot like him and it's codename heaven heaven listen to be fair kojima up until this point has created this environment in which people can rightly think what is going on related to my related i watched a video last night i watched a video last night that's like somebody sent me on twitter it's like okay look pat this it's it's looking more real and it's like a 10 minute video

that breaks all this shit down it's like okay the doctor looks the same got it they sound the same right it's named heaven all right now two days after hideo kojima showed up a gdc and pulled the mask off his head oh there we go this doctor had his ted talk in cypress which could be a location and metal gears and the longer this went on and the more proof i saw the less i believe it's so fucking surreal because the farther that you pull it from and the more nothing coincidences you you do the less i believe the harder you have to try and it's like because everything you add to it makes it more implausible that this is actually a thing because the idea that all of these details come together for a master plan is now fantasy but watch it come but just the fact that the

and it never does but just the fact that the spark was hey these two guys look alike is like that already sets off the and then like people are like well kajima i say look identical yeah yeah they do but kajima has said we designed this doctor after this english actor who guess what looks identical to the doctor as well we live in a world where that happens and then this weekend someone just put me in a fucking 007 game yeah it happens woolly is in ssx it happens that that what the fuck sonic gifts are playing on your computer that's like underground shit the lovely manny fanny just fucking put this out and it's just these sonic gifts from i think sonic underground where i don't even know what's happening with some of the animations here i'm

not sure woolly can see it's not a great time for anybody no no bad things are happening really but where's the cool drummer brother sonic they will not stop to their mother will be fans sonic underground you should put that in the description the links to these like this looks like an animated version of tales gets trolled um so did you know that today right now assassin's creed chronicles is out now tuesday yes whenever grace change now was a fucking surprise you gotta announce out of as far as i know out of nowhere the trailer that they had before the family can add it dropped a date and then you totally miss that i love now that matt uses his ps4 slightly more than not at all he is immediately starting grace change immediately starting to get fucking

pissed i heard at the tuesday update schedule a couple of times where i'm like oh i forgot a lot of things come out on playstation today early in xbox i'll go play that and often when i see it's not there i get so angry i just wait for the xbox version it's welcome to the club it's but it's like it's still a day ahead of xplay oh but you you lied to me you said it was going to be out today and it's today and i checked you're not there and it's also the frustration again the hong kong japanese uk all those stores update at the minute like every single tuesday i know i know how come the i read no i realized there's a problem but it's still a day ahead so it doesn't really bother me that much when it comes to a game like that though i agree it's like whatever it's out on

i have all three it doesn't matter sure yeah you know anyone who wants my money whoever grabs the money from my hand first gets it well i mean i will wait for a better version yeah let's say woolly woolly is like hey i'm gonna play a sastry chronicles on my ps4 and he and at 4 30 he looks and they're not there and he goes well i'm i guess i'm not getting this and he goes to his girlfriend's house or goes out and comes back and then comes back to his apartment the next day then he'll just load up something else and he'll not get and that will be a lost sale but you're missing but you're missing a step where anyone who's in the know can go to the web store and sometimes find those games as early as 12 o'clock well in the morning is a busy guy i know in this scenario but i'm just saying

what is this diagram black and white woolly so walking through life like mickey mouse that's good i think he is describing the fucking worst part about the playstation store which is the arcane mysticism of searching for games through the the website on your phone so that maybe they're up but they're not listed and the search function will reveal them no no you can do that in xbox as well sometimes in xbox.com they'll list the game and you can download those yeah see my story a while when i was in qa my game purchasing would be go to xbox.com download to my console from the website and then have it to go so that when i'm home it's already going anyway we've got off track assassin's creek chronicles yay that's cool and yeah totally detached

from the no longer available season pass for unity seems like it's a standalone game totally not totally detached anymore glad glad glad that they fucking did that yeah really keen on the next one's coming out as well i really hope that they'll have enough time to iterate on and like improve things that were that are flaws well this yeah this yes definitely and this this uh the release trailer showed off some um some of the gameplay that involves going into the into the background rather uh which like has like z axis uh scrolled stuff and i was like oh they're actually doing some of that here um i could see like it never happened in a million years but i could see a game with a budget in between this and a proper ac game being really interesting boy are you like

that would never happen you know i don't know like if if this and uh it was in india india and russia the other one yeah if these do really well like i wouldn't be surprised if we saw more of this but they they would have to do rather well so yeah hopefully they're good and if they are then they shouldn't do well because they have the assassin's creed name they can either increase in sales as they go on or diminish greatly with yeah exactly there's no there's no uh tread in water here i'm just amazed that how many years are we out from the original assassin's creed game 2007 and how many sour experiences have we had but i'm still not a hundred percent cold on the franchise i think i i think i've had of the ones i care about because there's some that i

don't care about that were awful but of the ones i cared about there's three where i'm like that was a bad time in a world war it's so bad guess which ones go i'm sorry what guess which ones go that you did you did you and uh that you had a bad time but you weren't you and i wanted three unity and liberations the three unity no i didn't care about liberation that's super easy and um revelation yes yeah i i'm four for five right now so uh you've played three percent you're including like i'm standing alone live you're including standalone dlcs also right i'm not actually including freedom crime here i was i would oh not out of five not a one okay all right so five for six then so i had i had to be one back for four after three and they won me back and then they

immediately lost me with unity so i'm back to nothing but open to being one back but that's it that's what i mean is like in like in a world where it like it's so easy to be cynical about a franchise like that boy is it um there's still like sparks of like oh and and you know this is like this is the good side of ubisoft that is always there the dream of the dolphin applying this it like that initial that initial promise of the first game and all the places it could go was so strong that fucking a decade later we're still hanging on to it and ubisoft digital games only is kind of more consistent than ubisoft like giant oh yeah because you know let me let me let me refine that that coal of a statement uh uh ubisoft too low on it ubisoft too deep yes yes well

but i'm i'm including far cry blood dragon and fair yeah you know it fair enough yeah war is called war as gunslingers those games yeah the midi game yeah you're right you know why that spark remains because even though these games are made by a million people like it literally a million people each new game is usually made by a completely different group of a million people in the last one yeah so ac2 ac3 were those even was there a single person on both teams i don't know yeah but yes but a single person in non asset generation yeah i can confirm but like yeah but you know what i'm saying i know what you mean i know what you mean and it moves around all the time because the director of assassin's creed three boo directed far cry four yay and but didn't work on uh unity so

like it's always a fucking gamble it appears to be something that is like we it appears to be the quality of your assassin's creed game is decided by a dice roll at the very start of the project you know what it's probably relative to how well the habs did that season probably 12 000 people gotta eat yeah go habs it's only like 600 people still a lot but like 48 million people gotta eat the assassin's creed cinematic universe needs to eat it's basically there um just go watch the patriot with mel Gibson there's your assassin's creed three movie at a wally will appear in the avengers as adawale as adawale yeah adawale is playing killer croc a mutated freak in the suicide movie see look there is a squad see called it like could there be any

more of a fault like i am a courageous black hero that fights against now i'm a mutant monster that lives in the summer you're missing the middle chapter yeah yeah we just get slashed with radio acting the college here at a college years adawale becomes adabee see and then becomes killer croc right uh star ocean five integrity and faithlessness this is probably the best sub name what a good name this is such a fantastic subtitle it's such a good one i'm really on board with that it's a little meta so far the two things we know about star ocean five are good it looks good and it's got a good title that game's really pretty uh we talked about i wish i might don't believe those shots for a fucking second i wish but they're really pretty four gamer and or famitsu

scans could be videos yeah because the reveal of this was a bunch of screenshots yeah well we'll get a trailer soon enough i mean it's like it's just going to release them it's just starting to learn that famitsu leaks every single week they said they helped though they're starting to put stuff out in video like beforehand to beat the their own leaks to be the only thing because it leaks out every god damn month it's unbelievable like you might as well just give it a companion disc with all the with a digital scan of the magazine you fucking should so that people don't have to rip it at least every week really oh is it a weekly yeah i didn't know i thought it was monthly that and dingekky and all because there's too many people reading that magazine and have access to it

for it to not leave it can't be helped and the scans are always immaculate yeah not that i'd ever read scans of a magazine that's illicit it's not gonna get banned on neogat oh no don't mention it um turn those fucking gifts off i look home right so i have to make you confront them so like yeah this game looks sick everyone please bear in mind the last two like yeah well like yes i you know yeah i try ace has another i don't think you need to make that this game was mediocre i think they know but i see people whooping and cheering that try ace have another go and it's like yeah but they fucked up the last four was a disaster four was so bad i didn't even i didn't get more than two hours in and i love star ocean and i was like stop it stop it you are now disturbing slash

making the podcast this is visual pollution apparently breaking news yeah apparently Ryu is from street fighter oh what we are breaking news i've never seen woolly want to talk about a story with as much sarcasm as he's probably going to do right did no watch combo watch me be the fucking professional i am i'm walter krank i did did we all encounter this separately and all have identical reactions to this because you and i did and i knew me and you woolly did i don't know if you had this experience mad but we saw it and we just got super mad and then went to one of the others and said did you see this and they said yeah i got super mad so so it's white one man's mistake but it's but it's emblematic one man's symptom tragedy so so this guy on neo gaff post

these stuff that he hears from uh someone on reddit where uh some guy he tore open smash after the new patches and i'm gonna dig i'm gonna data mine these files and no i'm not gonna stop using the wrong term and found files alluding to is very correct uh data mining is specifically a statistical view in the way of which you you pull out trends from statistical data oh yeah but i i use it to to to describe pulling shit at like hacking data so it's incorrect to say that uh mr fantastic is data mining the omega drive that's correct yeah uh so he finds files alluding to roi and ryu being in there and then has a paragraph of like yo roi's coming back and then and then he edits his thing a little bit later edit number one edit one apparently ryu

is from street fighter question mark yeah with a with a strikeout that says like i'm not sure about ryu yeah anyone any god anyone got any ideas and then and it was apparently ryu's from it's a lot of sense for me for a smash player to go yay man with sword again no and then going hold on oh no third party guy you left a bit out you left a tiny bit out yay man with sword that is a clone of a character that has a clone in this game it's not enough and it's got to specifically be roi because roi's got the fire yeah no i agree they should they should have put roi in instead of more yeah like he's just not going to be the same this time yeah like but like but yeah so it was the same so like even marth's changed since then so i can't tell i know i know i know of that statement

aside um i'm linking actually to a different article which is uh just not how to put like how putting ryu in smash it's such a no-brainer that it needs to be a bit more interesting than that yeah it's always been such a no-brainer like they can't just do uh when this happens i would twitter and went what's his a bee gonna be yeah right so hurricane kick why should be the donkey king so that would be a side view i want all his moves to be like purposely messed up for you to go well here's the deal his fucking costumes should be uh bowser jr costumes yeah every shadow give me all the shadows just make a super tiny sagot that technically fits the profile there's no way there's no way they're gonna but after mutu didn't even get like alternate custom moves i know i know but

it's just but it's just like if in an ideal world where you want it to make this interesting you'd have the full shadow less on that character select and then you'd have the custom moves be like the godokin the fucking shawn hado bird like you're fucking dragging over yeah wait what am i sorry what what am i doing how is he winking with one eye look sonic's winking if you want to talk to someone about distracting the podcast it's pat he's it's aimed at me well he's like a minute away from throwing your laptop out the window and the axe out matt is is running these goofy sonic gives fucking and he is aimed his laptop at me and like every couple of minutes he changes one matt doesn't even have a good view of his own

screen right actually it's pretty good matt do you have any thoughts on the fact that wave forward is making the first apple watch game watch quest the apple watch you mean the apple product you wear on your wrist that's correct uh no i have no thoughts on this i think it's really i think all wave forward should do is put games on things that people want to play games on we'll watch them make this money sure it's the only game it's the first game coming out for them oh i get it i get it watch them make it yeah uh uh uh uh fuck the apple watch news story says first game for apple watch is watch quest by way forward is it is it sorry you want me to tell you is it find your apple watch no i'm not telling you no i'm just saying like we don't have to

have this fight because i can say it's not because i watch gameplay footage of like eight other apple watch games that are like there's a tamagotchi clone apple watch that are day one yeah okay wave forward remains one of the most consistent inconsistent developers that i love forever they develop on everything man they're they're cool they try everything give it a shot yeah exactly and like the character the characters in this game one of them looks a lot like a dancing little genie girl one of them looks a lot like dude that's shantae is it and the boy is bolo from shantae it's actually shantae bolo oh shit okay no that's not fake okay i know i totally thought it was like other girl like shantae remember it might be like she has like some like extra art spoken

are like things like they might be not shantae but they're oh shit yeah i know what what what about bolo i heard bolo and my mind is just racing as that like you think it'll have alter yeah what right word okay named bolo when are you guys gonna play a boruto shippuden ultimate ninja day it comes out so i'm not sure if you notice this boy there's a certain user on our comment that's what i'm referencing okay wasn't sure and lastly we're gonna go with boruto ninja star where lastly we're gonna go with uh my personal fuck this news segment i walked into this house unprepared for that one that would have not allowed us to build you built up some hate you know i gave you that you this is the proof this is the prepared

fuck this news segment uh game stop to experiment with retro game tradens yeah apparently this un this fucking new ground is being tread by right now by game stop or or thinking about bringing back tradens of old retro games and old retro consoles um aka the thing that any decent mom and pop store never stopped doing why the fuck is this news that's on everyone's site that everyone's talking about going oh my god game stops doing this thing because when every decent game store that's not game stop has all the consoles and never stopped me how many decent game stores do we have in montreal i know i know because in most parts of north america and the uk and fucking anywhere that's not japan doesn't exist most like your most places only have the

game spot the game stop and still i know like ten years of later i still can't typing the story out i fucking typoed it um you'll have the game stop and the best buy and those are your options and it but and it's just fucking gross that this matters it wasn't gross though it's just it's annoying that it matters at all because it's like you never should have phased it out to begin with you should have been a good game store that sells games and consoles i i get you but if fuck you and now you're like hey we're gonna have a promotion thing to try this out bring back damages give you like nothing so you'd rather have nothing it's it's just annoying that it's like nothing please congratulate us they did when did they say please congratulate us well it's a

fine it's a national it's an it's in there between lines but it's more the fact that the fact that it's a new story on multiple sites and i'm just like like the fact that they can announce this and people are oh yeah his hey hey everyone everyone do you know that there's a place that took this knee shop hardcore it's called ebay yeah you know uncle dan we're not gonna congratulate you for coming with your pants on this time you know like that is way too close to a thing that happened in my life but i'm wait you know what i mean like you finally remember to pull your pants up and before you came and visited the fam that's good like we're not gonna fucking no i i'm do the thing that you're supposed to do it even means one kid is gonna buy an old console instead of an ipad

that will not happen they sell ipads yeah i know no i mean like all big guys over the hope the idea that a kid might actually get exposed to a game that they couldn't otherwise get i just don't see the objective negative i see the subjective negative based on how you feel about the store see here's i think the objective fact here is this is a good thing see here's the thing it's a good change but it's it's in it's when you're in the red and you're in the red because there's you know they're in the black but what i mean is it might have stopped us mentally i'm saying like when you yes they have what they stopped the online version of human revolutions sorry go ahead by opening up and ripping out those fucking papers like the vultures they have

i've been waiting on action for year the action opening up fucking physical disc and pulling out there's so much salt in that gesture totally legal but anyway no no the fact that they stopped and had a cutoff point and were dumping off old shit anyway was that if anything it should be like why did you stop not hey it's coming back but it's like a 15 year gap it's like a huge gap it wasn't like over the course of a year like management has changed wars have started and ended and people have birthed and died and yet any decent game store worth its salt still has again there's one store in i'm not you know i'm not gonna argue the numbers it's certainly true that there's a lot of people out there that only have access to a game stop you're right and that

sucks that's unfortunate for them but i still think it's shitty that okay well what did i spend almost a good portion of the weekend doing buying old shit that we went to like a chain-ish thing oogies yeah and it was more or less you know it's an independent mom and pop independent store and i i love game stop you know back in the day yeah we all start going to one or whatever now we had electronics boutique yeah electronics boutique or whatever and i hate the store now it's just like you look and they're like buy this dlc pass from us and everything it's all annoying shit that but at the same time just the convenience of if i'm in a mall it's gonna be there i can buy this game they might have a decent selection of ps2 and 64 or playstation one games

like i will go in there grudgingly to look every now and then but yeah i hate that it's game stop and i wish it was no but but that and that's just that's your that's just referring to the store in general yeah i'm just targeting this one thing and just going like my whole thing is just why did they stop that's it well they really start to begin with what like why didn't you have an angry thing that we like on the podcast when they stopped taking ps2 games last year yeah but that like no but i see you i see you getting angry now that they're doing something positive but when they took it away you didn't buy because i didn't know when that happened because they only made news just like this okay i lied it was was it running at the time of the podcast i don't know

it was it was i don't fucking like that's the thing is we all know you didn't because you don't love the ps2 i yeah i hate it you're right but it's like so i said you just don't love it okay either way it's different man i didn't catch that i didn't know when that happened and i and i assume that like this is something that they consistently do over the over time all the time because clearly there's a point where matt has to go to uh uh um what the fuck is sonic wearing around his neck it's a stupid double neck guitar sorry will you what i was this fucking like necklace with like nappy on it double neck guitar where did i go that doesn't matter matt you you have to go down to those stores at the like the dangerous metros to get to go outside to the to the second

hand stores and check out what's not that bad anymore no not that one the other one the other one um either way to get your old games and shit and it's just like you know i'm not gonna i'm not gonna argue the the access thing because yeah some people it's their only choice it is what it is i'm just like fuck man like just carry them like a normal game stop should like a normal game store into me if you at least serve that purpose you should have the old shit there anyway you shouldn't have this fucking the reason they stopped or phased that out is because we're a game stop we're a store we're a hip we're happening kids want to come in and get the newest games absolutely and they wanted to push that but it's like now let's try something new let's see if we

can now the holster some section kids are bored seeing the same things so you just put some old games over there put some like you know bright colors flashing any things that say amiibo but when you look at them there's none and then there's just like ps2 games it's just like it's like it's the same disingenuous thing that decides that to put multiple proof like it's the same thing that decides the store layout of you walk in and you've got it woolly i have a piece of advice for you don't go to any game store ever again yeah i'm on the digital bandwagon i'm right there i'm there these are solutions trust me this problem i am and this is not like a sarcastic no to like stifle your indignation yeah because i get it but it's like that is the only solution and and

that's also why i wouldn't have caught them they're not taking ps2 games anymore type of story because quite frankly now that we don't work to the game stop anymore next to the game stop anymore where oh on tuesdays let's head down during the lunch break or whatever i'm not fucking going in there and handing them pre-order money fuck that i didn't tell you to i'm buying digital i'm just no i'm saying i'm saying i don't go there i'm not a frequenting customer and i and i think that i won't when i think of what i want a game store to be or what it should be at the very least it should be like what these other stores are doing and guess what they're doing it and what good for them what are you doing i'm so angry they're providing a new service that's

good no he's angry at the coverage that's to this he's angry at the coverage that that reads like good job guys like when that's not actually what the coverage is saying that that might be all find irrelevant to willy but like for me i just like if i i can't go all digital when i need to get a game for like let's say a mystery box or so one of oh yeah that's not a solution for those purposes i need to get a fucking you know like a piece of shit i'm a obscure fish that will never be on any digital service ever like shenmu any yeah of the story and just the sheer fact that like um will you have every right to kind of be angry about it and like i'm sort of angry about it too but yeah like that's like a store

that might actually carry a decent selection of stuff that's not just ea shit sports 20 whatever that's my all-time biggest peeve of ever from dumpster diving in the dumpster yeah dumpster diving did you see that fucking breakdown inside of like what happens when they throw shit out at a game stop they actively destroy all of it because dumpster diving was alike for real problem yeah sure you know that's sick oh hey ed uh ed's were finally chipping in guys ed boon posted something a couple days ago on the twitter remember when the patch came out and uh everybody got that classic subzero skin jason loading screen yeah uh he says that every single dlc patch will come with a free skin for everybody yeah i saw that earlier today

hopefully there'll be a good reptile coaster that that's nice i almost feel like that's a very reactive hey not all our dlc is kind of scummy it's not all scum you know not all just most of it not all that's an easy fatality shit it's disgusting that's and you know and i'm glad it's all just cosmetic it's all this and that's what's important to remember it's really easy to get caught up in in mk evolve buddy yeah it's no it's easy to get to get caught up in the fact that it's mk and it's fatalities and brutalities and action but it's like that all doesn't matter to the gameplay exactly you know but all unless like it's a bummer but it's all cosmetic fatalities actually kind of matter more than like fatality and i actually really like to like the way the costumes work in

this is like get the get the new characters it comes with a fucking costume for everybody right so it's like well cool okay except for metal subzero or whatever yeah and that's some weird deal because a different artist corrupts subzero and i mean i'm you know i'm just taking a guess here but like it feels like you can ban subzero you can tell which decisions were made by nether realm and which decisions were made not by never i feel like that's getting clearer with every game that this you can this situation happens feel it every time it gets a little easier to tell exactly what comes out demonetizing the value of your coins which is it turned out to not be real like people ran tests pre and post and the reason why there was all the kerfuffle was

because the pc version had the wildly inflated value oh Jesus Christ that was kind of a mix up but that could have been bad you know okay well that's good to know then well that confusion was still not a good thing yeah um yeah it just it hot damn it it feels it feels like you can just you can feel your way through what the publisher decided versus what the death decided but i'm making you confront sorry uh if you've got a letter to send us uh you can send it out to the super best friend cast gmail dot com not the ignore the the i shouldn't send that super best friend cast a gmail dot com thank you very much apologize to that poor mailbox over there that's now getting blasted yeah now we're going to read some emails we all hope that they're from females

strong bad sounds about i love how you said strong bad with a question mark and i didn't uh we got what's coming in from his body body i'm gonna i like this now i like that bobby uh bobby no he's governor of louisiana what would be a good title for an episodic telltale style wrestling game the fact that you would be able to have a telltale style wrestling thing where you're cutting promos and going back that would work would already be i got one i want to see the stuttering go into the water uh i'm gonna go with ring breaker that is pretty good can't i i don't know it's very japanese yeah yeah but i really like it makes me think of the choke slam that went through the ring all that was dude but everything about kane's

character that isn't his wrestling is amazing it sounds more like an ea big style yeah ring breaker is telltale very much is this an unlicensed like just made up yeah who i mean that's the thing is i i can't i don't know because if it's wweb wwe like chronicles is like sure and if not that then if it's not licensed then what the fuck are you doing not making the body maker is what i need to do for the body explosion or global wars wrestling and romance i would want to play i would love an episodic like new japan like danie sim more choice adventure game there's i don't want a single wrestling to happen china or match whatever yeah anyway did we actually i bet you someone on rempi already has that i have a new one yeah it's i'm the best at wrestling

all right question mark so we got one coming in from barry and barry says hey i got a quick question uh if you part what do you think of it a few padcasts ago uh you plot did you just do padcasts yeah i'm i'm winning oh you got so mad at me when i said that no no i just my head doesn't feel very good no no no when i said that getting on to the plane which one where we got we the we were they we didn't have seats so uh we were getting the guys like hey you guys come ahead and he pushed some three people aside and we went past them and said yeah fuck this this is awesome we're winning yeah check it out and when we're on the plane he's you're he's just like can you not just be a huge asshole every second you said fuck these people we're winning and these three

ladies that were standing there because their tickets were like delayed or they had to get their seat assigned or whatever and when you said that then we had to stand there for the next minute they're glaring and pat like what the fuck is with this and that's when you guys in the when pat gets into the awkward situations you should then bring out the the alternate identities like oh i'm sorry we're fuckface and chewy yeah don't say best friend no no no fuckface and chewy show he's too fuckface just and i'm like pat did you catch that at all and you're like whatever those people have no joy in their lives and i'm like they just got screwed at the booth and i'm like well it's my joy to have then that's what i says uh i want to see fuckface

what is it chewy fuckface what's it called what is it called these chewy shirts too the dark box this podcast is just a continuation of the hotel fever dream that we've been living the past week where the total package you in fuckface will rip the grumps apart i don't even want to yeah that's the feud chewy fuckface versus the grumps watch them try and parse that shit they'll try to look for those guys up there to like patch it up and they're like all these guys are hard to find what now they're not are we someone just made the twitter or someone just made the twitter account are we getting are we getting called out by ghosts oh man oh man is the best look that's not a gift

you finally cracked you gotta confront sonny put suckles away suckles it's chewy and fuckface and sannakin suckles oh wait who gets to be alright i'll actually stop it oh we gotta get to this guy we gotta get to perry's question yeah a few podcasts ago you plugged patrice o'neill yeah yeah we plugged specifically his i'm better than you indiegogo documentary yeah so i looked him up and i've been laughing my ass off that's that's correct going on three weeks now which is inconvenient because i need my ass um that's a good line so i suppose all the only question i have is more is more of a request do you have any other recommendations for black comedians or stuff that's a little more underground or politically

incorrect like patrice we're not gonna give you black comedians specifically but i can give you a list of really good comedians in general go listen to jim norton go listen to jim norton go listen to louis go listen to louis ck go listen to jim norton he's not around anymore you know he's not he's super popular now go listen to yeah he's great bill burr bill burr yeah pat nozz wall very sure you can do that too um rich voss is fucking hilarious too uh i should i should check him out he's the other part of the the the norton and crew and friends crew and what not uh fucking dirtbags god there's yeah there's a lot there's a lot but there's those the funny level is directly proportional to how much of a piece of shit you are yeah so jim norton's the

funniest man in the world um i'm gonna i'm gonna kick myself for like forgetting dudes later but like yeah with a good doing and chewing fuck face they're only on in the morning though and kbbl i just like how how you guys introduce yourself but that needs to confirm that yeah i'm no i'm chewy he's fucked face uh it's nothing about fuckface this makes me laugh uh i'm sorry i'm sorry athin wants to know what do you do uh what would you do if you found a hundred dollars on the ground uh you look around and see if there's anybody who could have dropped it no wait no no i just no i have to learn that was the right answer i have to learn to stop if it's on the street god forbid that guy show up if it's all thanks for finding my money bro you want to bang some

hookers where we going what are we doing tonight if it's on the street you look around take it yeah if it's in a building yeah i drop it off i bring it to the police station you file a report oh that's it that's hard no i think i think we all have the same idea which is you pick it up you look around to see who dropped it i that happened three years ago i was walking down uh uh at water and a guy was putting his wall back in his pocket and like 50 bucks fell out yeah and he he i i will yo dude you forgot it and he he took it from me and like stared at me like i was insane yeah because he couldn't believe it yeah he just couldn't handle people yeah happens when people go on getting on the bus they pull out their bus pass and it falls out of their pockets and there

was a different version of the story in which i was walking down uh god wellington which is different for you guys so you can set the tone not a great area not a great area and a guy that looked really sketch with a big backpack had a fucking nondescript like paper bag that was tightly wrapped fall out of his bag and he reeked of weed also he passed me and reeked of weed and i was 20 and i'm and i'm it's 10 feet from him and one foot from me yeah and i'm just like you might not and i just let no i left it now no don't help might not no good it's gonna come of this might not be helping no you might be fucking with the drop like or just not taking kindly to interaction you know people get disproportionately angry if you try to hand them their trash that they threw on the ground

oh my god the best one was when i handed it to a guy and he threw it on the ground and his wife said no pick that up wow was this during your like i'm new to downtown hello to everybody phase it was just like consistent behavior it's consistent but you don't see it that often okay you know what i mean like and it's only like if someone's like a cigarette box on the ground or something like if they throw like an apple core i'm not gonna pick up the apple core that'll buy a degree that you're gonna know it's not like that fucking empty box of condoms i found hanging in a tree one block from your house mat well now i need to know how many people actually respond positively or not embarrassed none yeah there was this one at uh lucy a la vie the metro stop right it was this uh

50 year old woman or something uh she had just peeled an orange and she had a nice jacket she was clearly of decent class if you will she had a lot of money or she looked it and she reached up and she put it on top of one of the metro ads oh that's the worst and i'm i'm just standing there looking at her no floor is better because somebody will get that no problem hiding garbage in places people don't see also those metro things have garbages around yeah i'm standing there looking at her and she's really obvious and like i'm like ma'am don't do that and she was like what like someone will clean it up and i said ma'am there's a garbage right behind there's a garbage like a foot to your left liam says as he convinces us to leave three boxes of chicken like what if i hide the chicken

wings upside down in between the doors yeah yeah i forgot about that one liam may have pulled some shit i i do my positives of my negatives okay so you're all balanced out really quickly and she went but fuck two years ago we were recording bitch we were recording something at the old place and as we're walking or something like outside the apartment like on the street there's a $20 bill and i'm like whoa $20 there's no one around and i go yeah i got $20 a little bit cold that night and when he goes yo give me the $20 and i was like no and he's like no it was my birthday like three days ago give me $20 like no i found it and he's like no no no seriously though we need to take a cab to go like ten minutes away to the bar because we're going out there like no he's like no no seriously

though it was my birthday like three days ago really it's my eating him for this $20 i don't know if it was your birthday i consider it it was three days ago i said you're just you just go but i'm cold though it was great yeah it's like oh i have no leverage let me continue to use my not leverage yeah maybe he'll back down i got caught close penny ten in an argument over $20 but i'm the best at being cold a question about your lps from zell yeah hit a zell uh love you guys shit i have a question or about the content of your lps lately i noticed that your lps have been all the latest newest games such as re r2 blood born moral combat and that strange uh and madro they don't remember um love your videos but they

say i found myself almost barred from watching them due to avoiding spoilers and i imagine anyone who cares about full spoilers feels the same way currently i was just wondering if you guys are going to make some lps of more classic or not so new games like parasite uh i think right now there's just a very special time where three things came out that we yeah so for me and matt we were like yo let revelations do let's do it let's do a co-op like like immediately and then me and you willy were like okay plop over so let's do it and then you guys with the episodic stuff and then you and more and then more combat and it's like yeah let's wait and it's like these are all games that we're not going to not do yeah it's like really want to do we just really want to do them

right away i think they all hit right at the same time i also kind of feel like the episodic stuff like game of thrones and life is strange like between the release they have it coming out and the lp going up a lot of people are hammering us like are you going to do it when you're going to do it when's it going up and like like we are going to do them all they're all going to go eventually but we really kind of get hammered on that stuff so we kind of just try to record and get it out there as well but it is totally true that if you're trying to not like get spoiled on things you want to play currently although for bloodborne like we said i was gonna say you have to you have to play real real slow to not to not be yeah i was gonna say like you know the customer is always

right you know but not to be an asshole but usually it's like you know we can't wait for people to be not spoiled on the game anymore because you can't wait forever like our episodic ones usually go up a few days after the episode actually comes out like just just by coincidence but more than enough time to play the episode if you want yeah we do have a but we do and we do usually have a good mix of like old and new going on in general though definitely well again like we just did mad world and i know like coming up like we've already recorded half of another thing that's most definitely not recent no it's not it's not great and like we're gonna yeah we have other stuff yeah you have that really shitty lp coming up yeah but that's sort of that's a good lp that's

sort of it though oh it's just a super shitty game yeah somebody asked me a buffalo when are you going to start playing shitty games again and well there's one coming right out yeah well good question man i'm so sorry i think what some of it is is that like from when lp's kind of started we did take either obscureish older or kind of shitty things and like now it just seems like are you guys changing like we always had something that was either like if we're playing something new there's something shitty or old that to counterbalance it yeah you guys are playing dark souls too uh yeah cute we're playing prison break we're upholding the channel's tradition right but you know i think i think when it comes down to it it's like uh if anything that well you know

it'll continue to be a random mixed bag based on what we feel like doing and sometimes it'll be sway one way or the other other way because we feel like doing a lot of things i guess what there's always going to be gaps in the release schedule in which there's nothing cool so there's always garbage there's so much infinite trash out there so watch mystery box yeah exactly and we just even discussed the possibility of like if you know it comes down to it and it just doesn't make sense there's a world where we could record life is strange three or four or game of thrones a future episode and just be like yeah it's done but it's going to come after what's going on or fucking makes sense of the schedule you know what i mean but that's it like all mystery box just

seems to be a dumping ground for trash we'll throw some good games in there which is the barkley games the box has good and bad in it the box contains all things it's not like our fault what we grab yeah i want to just go out there and say it but like a lot of people are accusing us of saying like we're just doing it to scrub out views from people clicking on question marks oh really i didn't see that i've seen that a bunch you actually have to watch halfway through the video that's not confirmed actually no one actually no one actually know how youtube can you're right no one actually knows but it's not the first 15 seconds of the video no not anymore so it used to be at some point like we're not just doing it to scrub it out we're doing it because

we think it's really fun we're madly in love with the idea of the mystery it's a mystery to us when we sit down and get shitted on so yeah i was talking to him the next mystery box that goes up we me and Liam did it and it was a game that 90 fuck it 100% of people would go this fucking trash why would we play this yeah and it's like stupidly awesome it's all that one torrenta 3 was also stupidly awesome yeah i enjoyed that i did also did i did we had a poop meter at the bottom screen that we couldn't see ah anyway i fucking love mystery box my favorite thing we do great i think so eventually we'll be a 100 mystery box channel yeah we call the mystery channel well you're welcome to happen i i i invented the whole idea by myself and told matt and it never went anywhere

and then you also independently invented the idea and told matt and he was like okay we've all come up with the same idea independently remember we should do this uh we had no overlap at all that's a weird one and i bought a bunch of shitty games expressively for this idea that yes very expressively expressively yes expressively yes yes will that be a grand day if i say a word incorrectly don't correct me now we're not we're saying the word the ad dictionaries because it's now the law we're not correcting you we're saying the dumb word you said back to you no with no correction sorry but you're still letting me know i did it wrong otherwise you start popping the job oh it's a very delicate i don't want to get good at my job as users why do you think he made

this job that's right pat has i mean matt has a very delicate habitat around him and you can't pop that with correct spelling no or pronunciation or no grammar just leave him to his twig and his leaf and his gully gullies yeah that's a different thing and you know i know and that's what makes it even crazier don't step on those hallowed grounds baby talk uh genie and tonic genie and tonic which is spelled the correct uh dj inn uh wants to know dear scrub club four that's good i like what is your position on being able to change the difficulty to an easier setting once you've started depends what kind of game it is depends how hard shall con is i i i have like absolutely no problem with it ever i'm not gonna do it i have no problem with it because if you ever get to a point in the game

where you can't progress that sucks here's the only the only stipulation i want like i say it depends what kind of game and that's just for me but uh like fighting games like yeah i'll fucking turn it down to get on law costumes i don't give a shit uh but because i cheat fuck it fuck you uh but like the only thing the only thing i want is that you can't get whatever the hard mode bonuses by playing all the way on easy and then kicking it up to hard right before the final hit yeah there's a bunch of rpgs that if you you game it just right you can super fuck up the xp progression for trophies too yeah you can do that yeah and that's and that's kind of what i was gonna say is if your design doesn't take into account anything for like special endings or special unlocks or whatever

it's even special content for being on hard then you know whatever who cares terminator salvation slide up and down a lot harder you beat the game on hard um i fucking i encourage the awesomeness that was the um uh god kid Icarus uprising uh design that you just slide the slider one to mine every speech i love that i'll never see the ending of contra 4 because i beat it on easy and they're like come back you fucking scrub i'm like no you can do it just believe in yourself i beat every challenge mission of that game wait how did you not beat the main game but you beat all the challenge mission this is the bizarreness of my life yeah that makes sense to me have you tried to do okay the comp I did both the compulsion to reason here here's one because the compulsion

the main game every time I guess by anything was so strong that I never made progress to normal what year did contra 4 come out in 2007 you remember when we all bought each other contra 4 for Christmas uh I was two years into testing when we were testing it so yeah 2k7 I want to say 2k7 that's messed up you could have been able to do it but I'm the best at contra you're super don't correct the spelling don't correct the words don't tell him you can't beat the video game but I think I'm the best at contra because it's the one game that made me punch a thing and break it and it was something that was like really important but you got some good hits in right you got some good hits in the right what's really really quickly if the difficulty

takes away objectives never if the difficulty just makes bad guys take less hits I'll do that if it's annoying you know what I mean since I played a lot of fucking 007 games most of the difficulties give you less objectives if you put it lower well while we're while we're in dream world like don't don't do difficulties that are just tweaked the variables there's of course about variables um variables yeah I can't say like like we you know like everyone talks big shit and and stuff like that but like we'll talk put the difficulty at what works for you because otherwise you're not going to enjoy it and that's not fun and that's why you should be playing video games you're playing a genre that you suck shit at like say me with rts i'm fucking terrible just play how you just

play i put it on easy because like i'm if i fail a mission in an rts that game's going on the digital shelf where it belongs because i don't care enough you know no difficulty setting will make the puzzles easier pet yeah well that's not true because silent hill has a puzzle difficulty that's true just really in pick a ratchet eventually yeah i guess and you know what you didn't expect like such a direct targeted exactly whether they exist yeah jeez it's like food babies and curbs so then fucking uh uh uh just play hathorin on babby yeah and then i did it was still too hard oh my god that doesn't like puzzle games i don't like them this is established tetris rat it is rather tough who's ever going to talk shit about tetris no i'll fight them try force johnson

well who he challenged me anyone no i didn't have my console on me i have to play it he just showed woolly a picture of him playing tetris it was the weirdest scene we were at we were at a tournament and we went up to the room with with triven this is back when jay won was still part of vg and like like we're the montreal crew oh yeah i'm in and like it's like we need i need you an empire we want we walked up we went up to the room and like it was the weirdest scene why are you losing it it was the weirdest scene with just a butt like like like jay won and like mariner a bunch of just fgc just sitting around in a hotel room looking really just depressed and tired no one was saying anything and like one dude was on a laptop in the corner and then just try face try face

sitting no because he's got his own face right picture of his face try face sitting at the foot of the bed playing tetris on his ds playing tetris on his ds fucking uh uh the glove and power glove in tow and like we're just standing at the door like anything going on any money matches no whatever no one says anything and triforce is like how money match anybody in tetris you you play tetris you want to plan i was like i played tetris but i don't miss systems like oh then we went all right and we left the room it was really sad why was everyone sad because triforce was like oh that's true and they're like fucking try face you know their eyes were saying help me get me out of this empire like mariner is in the room and everyone's like god help us get rid of not mariner

shit what are we watching oh man i don't even know i'm gonna i'm gonna finish out dare double and yeah we talked about four but fucking assassin's creed chronicles that's it chronicles apparently not game of thrones for the next month uh yeah you're set i'm set i still have two more to watch yeah i'm set for that so i'm just gonna dare double it so i don't get spoiled dare double it mr magoo it yeah that's that and you know acp4 all that shit i'm gonna play some gta 5 i actually really like the game now that it performs well you're still gonna stop playing no i'm really liking it no but you're still just gonna oh yeah no because something will beat it i'm still playing pillars of eternity because it's awesome and i'm still gonna keep grinding away at mkx in the

single player stuff because it's it's awesome i love i just look like i just it reminds me of like street fighter alpha 3 in a way in which because there are so many grooves a trip through arcade mode is a blast because they're like yeah because it's because there's so many movesets mess around there's always like what is this new move to yeah what's the ex version do raiden has fists of god yeah i know i was playing i fucking did his story right before coming here and i played the version you play as you just hold hold every every combo he has you hold triangle and he just does a bunch of electric and electricity hits because some of them he teleports to i don't like the other ones because they're all like complicated trap setups yeah i tend to go

baby one great black attack who changed his name on twitter to kotal khan yeah they're forever proving that yes he should totally replace me oh my god i'm sorry i'm sorry woolly dude is totally got a great black attack he's probably he's been in football in a while and he hasn't killed anybody you know and he loves the ps2 yeah we're not saying you hate the ps2 just that you don't love him it's because you were the guy who waited until shower the glasses and metal gear came out you're like now i have a reason to buy a ps2 we all did man you just you just wait to murder happens pat murder happens let's football that's what that's what your son gets for letting

that's what your son gets for letting him play with killers you can't remember your own jokes right i'm tired and i have a headache dude yeah he's not a migraine that ain't no headache well i was trying to like you know not like no you do podcast of migraines that means you're fucking cool just think about virtual it's fine that makes it throb harder you want to lower the blood pressure and the heart rate okay think about the transformers cinematic you know that's not gonna help liam should even do that i'm gonna finish mortal combat x story because apparently it's like half an hour long it's about half as long as the nk9 that's a bummer i had a really good time with the nk9 yeah i totally agree with you it's a bummer but we know that

after injustice that that's where it was going you know you know i'm gonna play more bloodborn you know watch more daredevil there was an assassin's creed of course and there was another game coming out this week but i can't remember it wasn't shovel night it was something else but i can't i can't maybe it was was it called was it called shovel night super brawl i can't remember what it was called but there's something else we should call them we should call the eventual shovel night brawl shovel night saturday yeah and put it up on monday was this best friends cast was what was it called was it called your podcast title is too tight it's too long this this url is locked to quite i'm trying i'm trying to make it work it's really yeah i guess that's a

real loopy it has no combo what does no combo no no combo wasn't the accent on this joke changes every time we do it it's pretty bad it's what's coming up what's coming up we got more bloodborn all the time i'm dropping the mystery box this week probably i don't know i scheduled the whole week so no i should say this because i scheduled the whole week game of thrones resonance revelry a tons to um mkx's story mode and bloodborn coming up this week lots of pistol cuffs which we've already totally spoiled which is mkx mm-hmm yeah alternatively it could be balls the fighter or tovall number two i'm sure you saw a lot of people super mad that we played tovall instead of kx well let's let's just straight up be honest with it we wanted a week to xd if we we didn't

know what we have to unlock or not and then the game comes out we have to unlock nothing so but we wanted to make sure we wanted to spend an extra twenty dollars because if we fucking got it and rushed it and then got it done and then it's like the video goes up and there's like a million question marks or also we're super scrubs at mk and we needed the time yeah so take that time too none of us block for the first day so we better no i'm just stretching my legs okay it needs to shit but um that's all right because he doesn't love it and like expect a lot of test your luck you know because that's fun and do test your luck is so test your luck is it we okay we were sitting there and we were sitting like fucking school no no the setup is way more interesting

you go for it we go to test your luck and i go to put seven modifiers and will he goes what is no stop what the fuck i'm like okay fine and i put seven modifiers anyway and he plays one match and i go to put it back down to five he's like what the fuck are you doing put it back up to seven yeah oh it's the best all right we're gonna call it this is a call okay bye everybody see you next year uh so you