Castle Super Beast - SBFC 146: Team 3=D - Very Hard, Much Difficulty

Episode Date: May 24, 2016

On Waifuwatch eve, we talk about how little China cares, how corrupt Morocco telecom can get, dumb VR DRM, dumber Family Guy youtube claims, absurd Nintendo policies and Capcoms campaign against "Thuggery".

who wants an esoteric fact about wow serve it up some type of record 146 started up serve it up cook now we've we've been we've been pre-facting for a couple episodes know what I mean is that like no foreplay you just straight want to go to the banging yeah we did it we did we've been doing it next week you got to put the episode fact for the following weeks podcast yeah yeah yeah just jumping yeah for 147 the facts for 148 149 struggling on how to advance the tech ever since I've started the podcast on the facts yeah but I don't we've done the facts now a solid number we're gonna have to stop bring it back

if you've got any suggestions on how I can further blow your asshole out on the these facts things then I do tell you know when you start doing that we'll let you know yeah yeah do you remember how the bit started how could we forget we forget well there we go that's the problem looks like nobody cares and it's not funny anymore that's that's where my mind now give me my fact cook I'm hungry yeah fact is that the year 146 BC is the year these are shitty is that is the year that Rome became the sole superpower of the world oh that's that's something I love I love you in court you you dominating like that one

podcast listener that's just like one second into the fact like no good God damn it I wanted to be about Digimon what's great is that Rome will never fall now maybe what Pokemon 146 yeah that that's stupid one after all the birds I don't know who cares we're not doing Pokemon anymore no I know you only get one we determined last time we're never allowed you only get one only get one easy it's too dumb we'll be back in two weeks about your car yeah it's different I'll do the yokai's have numbers no I believe so really but it's like that's so I mean the Digimon have no like they got to have numbers no they

just got to have names really they really have no but somewhere I don't know but yeah I make sense to organize give me a yokai watch your cats have numbers yeah I want to know both number ones in my heart that's number one and good number two yeah people say that about their children but it's never true yeah it's never true all my cats are better than children yes true I tried to swing by unannounced with the girlfriend yesterday to see the cats but no one answered yeah I was I was out doing some and all maybe and you had just left the park where my wife and her friend had just were just at when you called saying

are they home so everyone missed everyone sounds like we were all wandering wandering the tournament was over we were just wandering crossing paths imagine there was a tournament where they wandered but no one found no one found each other oh that'd be the best tournament yeah anyway Montreal Third Strike how many Street Fighter comics just end with Ryu kind of being one street over from Gile or Dalsim so it's like huh huh there's guess there's no one in New York so super turbo is wandering is it not an alpha 3 alpha 3 is super turbo is the only cannon Street Fighter 2 yeah I figure it it has to

be Street Fighter no no no no it's Street Fighter this is it's super hard it has to be Street Fighter 2 because the four grandmasters then after that but they became playable right yeah that makes sense then it would be super turbo super there the Street Fighter 2 is all the same tournament it's all a tournament wait and in turbo that's the only one that a bison gets killed by super turbo is the only one because Akuma shows up right away the only one that Akuma is in but it doesn't make any sense because the current they those were all practices no those are all practice there were there was nothing

they alpha 3 is wandering people have to say it alpha 3 is wandering alpha 2 is wandering no alpha 2 is the cannon fight okay and alpha 1 is wandering no alpha 1 doesn't well alpha 1 doesn't exist previous ones yeah yeah new generation never happened second impact was the tournament third strike is wandering mm-hmm I don't even want to get into this never happened x plus alpha was the tournament ex2 what about ex3 fuck even five right now is just wandering yeah there's no turn until the story happens you're a x2 was wandering with Kyrie becoming super

sane evil man the story mode of Street Fighter 5 might be the tournament yeah I mean there's clearly a conflict in that one but like I think the worst one or the worst the least wandering one now is like Alex when he gets kidnapped but that's still like even then it's very clear that Street Fighter the movie is wandering as fuck they're wandering to the story yeah wandering in the bath yeah I like that wandering warriors I wish he did his teleport past the back instead hmm who had a week had a week yeah week at a week did you know that there was a Sylvester Stallone movie no one's ever heard of in the 80s and you

always go well we will what's the Sylvester Stallone movie you love referencing over the top over the top there's one in 1989 called lock up okay lock down lock something yeah the main villain is Billy from Predator oh right and he's being controlled by Donald Sutherland as we all know Sid from Final Fantasy spirits within mm-hmm as Sylvester Stallone is the greatest guy in the world but he happens to have been arrested for some crime oh watch this because I go 1989 so he's Cody Sylvester Stallone no he's really nice he's a nice guy that teaches everyone nice Cody's jacket Cody doesn't care

kind of a jackass so I watched this thing I'm like I've never seen this I'm like I never remember being this like like announced or like I never seen trailers just some mystery movie that just passed you by there's a good reason Sylvester Stallone doesn't kill a single person is like like Rocky probably killed people does live on screen yeah he probably he probably killed Tommy the machine gun yeah don't know Adrian never saw that no that she got cancer yeah well that's a rough way so I watch this thing and he doesn't kill a single person even the bad guy that literally threatened to do things to

his girlfriend yeah he's like no man you're alright no good to kill you you're alright get in yeah so lockup sucks it's on Netflix if you I've never heard of it's like it's like raw deal most people don't know about raw deal that's that's the Schwarzenegger movie that passes by a lot of people are all deal is Liam right deal go what do you know it's not as good as the golden ticket or whatever that movie was the fuck was that movie what are you thinking it's my favorite one last action yeah well I was I was using that as like I thought you were talking about the golden child Willy raw deal last action here is the best you

know anything about raw deal yeah no no this is a Schwarzenegger raw deal oh yeah twins junior raw deal get this was it the one where he rode the horse into the fight no no he drives a car into a construction yard well can't get like can't get no satisfaction well on the radio yeah and a woman throws a cake at him and he dodges it and says you shouldn't cook and bake and then he pulls a shotgun you should drink and drink you started just talking about Sylvester Stallone yeah okay that's just referencing a point I want to point out what raw deal is the plot of raw deal is that we're on a Schwarzenegger isn't

some kind of accident as a New York police officer or some big city police officer gets relocated it's relocated to the boonies like the burbs or whatever some shit podunk town so burger I'm the sheriff or whatever I hate this but he stole Schwarzenegger with the accent because the 80s and then he did he infiltrates the Japan at the Japanese Katana infiltrates the Italian mob yeah as an enforcer yeah does he do that to like get back no no it's cuz he's forced to do in it because he's getting a golden ticket there you go it's so like you have all these golden ticket is a lot of like mobsters being like I don't know

about that guy and that guy goes I don't know what do you know what what accent is that I don't know that was no that was that I was Sylvester Stallone perfect he's getting a kindergarten cop yes he's getting a jingle all the way by the way kindergarten cop to with Dolph Lundgren was also just released on that did you watch did not watch it but you're looking up to her but I love Dolph Lundgren I like he's great so did you know that there's now three actors that are all like I need to be cable now yeah it's Dolph Lundgren yeah Steven Lange who's the bad guy and don't breathe yeah and Ron Perlman well they're

all writing on the Twitter's like hire me well like it's going to be Steven Lange okay so what might be Guillermo del Toro go find out which one of those fuckers recently bought cable comics to find out exactly yeah that's the guy that's confirmed so Willie's advice is to just go to famous people's homes and just start going through their garbage yeah that's correct aside from that because they would throw out the cable comics and you'd know not to hire them because they threw them out yeah that's right there you go aside from that I finished I'm sure I'm sure Pat'll have this as well I finished Doom let's talk about

doom we'll talk about in a second but yeah I finished it you know me and Pat still have to take sit down and record that you know what in two days or whatever really really awesome last kind of boss fight awesome and you know it's a little cool on yeah well it's a really stark naked cliffhanger first sequel it's been a long time since I've seen a game just say like it's not Halo 2 and it's not like it's not Soul Reaver 1 but it's backed off just a little bit from that yeah yeah like a character especially essentially walks up to you and goes I'm going to be the final boss in the next game pretty much

bye yeah well they said that they might well there's one of the developers was like there's goodies coming so I bet it's I bet it's snap-map stuff as long as you try that I hear I still have I've seen some people's creations that seems really goofy yeah yeah but the game's super good really love that campaign let's like play it it's unlike one of my top like first way out there campaigns just great from start to finish it's just as I was getting a little familiar with everything and like yeah this is how it works as I was goes just as that was happening it's like oh no we know to end it now yeah you start

fighting the biggest battles by far with just absurd amounts of enemies yeah and then you fight a really good final boss yeah which is rare to say in first shooters and it's in replaying Deus Ex right now oh yeah the one of the things one of those nice little touches that I really adored is I went through and got all the secrets every single hidden path every single upgrade point and all that stuff and they have given you like 10 or even 15 more upgrade points for your weapons than you need to max everything out yeah which is something that I absolutely love you're liable to have so it's that it's that kind of thing we're

like I think Tomb Raider does it where it's like if you find 90% of the collectibles you get an achievement because fuck it who needs to actually find all of them that's stupid yeah like oh man and you upgrade all those weapons and they're so overpowered they're so I didn't I barely used anything outside the double-barreled shotgun the Gauss rifle the right side Gauss right you're so upgraded with rich get richer which gives you infinite ammo like it's completely stupid yeah like it's a mini BFG I love it is it is it true that that Doom Guy's official name is Doom Slayer Doom Marine or Doom Slayer okay

the demons call him the Doom Slayer but regular people call him the Doom Marine hmm or you can say I am Doom man and I'm wearing the prayer tour suit yeah but no one actually calls him Doom Guy no one calls him Doom Guy don't don't the initials DG show up somewhere in the game or I don't my crazy all I know is that I found Commander Keen in the game sick that's awesome yeah you know who is called a guy Quake Guy is called Quake Guy in Doom yeah the all the little action figures you end up fighting hazmat guy and blood guy and Keen guy and want to work on this guy and Quake Guy there's two Keen Commander Keen

references great do they actually look like Keen yes the color palette anyway okay Patriot guy yeah little captain I got all your guys yeah I got all my guys it's great my god no commander Keen is actually related to BJ Blasco it's yeah I do I do I actually nephew they have a family relation I yeah nephew I don't remember which way but one of them is the nephew the other in the future we brought yeah so like BJ like save the world in the past then Commander Keen I think it's that way around okay I should hope so but they are Flynn Taggart is his grandpa the flame is somewhere inside of him yeah the Blasco it's family line I also

played a really wacky game it's not out yet I got a code for it from devolver called Omni bus hmm heard about this Omni bus we should probably did take a look at Omni bus we should probably take a look at Omni bus it was fucking wacky as shit and just as you start to go there's one control method in this game and it's steer the bus all right because you can't accelerate can't de-accelerate you can steer the bus and press B to reset I'm Sandra Bullock pretty much all right and you do lots of wacky it's a little bit catamari damacy a little bit a super monkey ball and a little bit devolver I can see

that I can see this pretty wacky and pretty stupid but really really fun I think it's coming out next month in June at some point but man fuck that old lady that steps on those stairs she got what was coming anyway you're punching a lot of ladies lately yeah it's really mean of you which one lapis lazuli being one oh yeah I feel like did I have a choice like when my Twitter blows up with feed yeah gifts of a thing that I didn't watch but you see those edits were someone perfectly animated yes and I can only assume that that Brennan and hell pockets got the exact same thing that's yeah and this is kind of random but I

went to Costco which I've never done before cost goes an adventure at Costco we did they're great that was a damn good by those hot dogs there I did not know never been to Costco no my parents are like don't go there your parents are idiots they'll suck you dry out of everything you know yeah you'll have everything you know they went the one time and they're like this is too addictive we can't do this I'm going I'm going two days from now to stock up for the bunker your parents like are the kind of people that's like oh you can't use Amazon that's too good they don't know what that is yeah so no no my mom is like

the way do you want me to put my number on the internet yeah I remember I remember there was a point in which my dad didn't want us to make phone calls while he was doing his internet banking yeah because he was convinced that some somehow the Nintendo's gonna mess up the TV oh fuck that stupid shit that was the worst dad it's Christmas can we use the big TV video no I don't want you to mess up the VCR and break the TV it's not real okay back in 1999 my friend's father said my friend would go dad the internet isn't working really good the interwebs it's not working easy you download too many pictures yeah yeah that's

what's making us because you put this you put this Diablo 2 on the computer now it's full of fire okay clocked it up I know the ultimate of this is dad got mad at me for like playing too many games on the thing because I had Diablo 2 and a bunch of stuff it could make a computer theory and he's like the computer runs like shit and it's because you got too many games on there like dad I think it's bonsai buddy no no it's not that's great it helps me find things on the internet like dad I'm pretty sure it's bonsai buddy 99% sure don't you just talk to my buddy for like a full decade it was the first thing he ever did when it started up on your PC dad I think the reason why the computer is really slow is because you

installed 30 different snoods yeah on the desktop no don't talk about snoot anyway um but I went to Costco with my mother-in-law my wife and you'd think that sounds bad that's it was super fun right okay but this this trip was planned already but I was like oh shit I can finally pick that up I have a really weird problem where I got a cubie which is an under 19 years yeah and under the desk fuck you exercise bike that fits under your desk right and it's a really really good design it came in it works really good if you're sitting in a certain way but I have an office chair yeah that's on wheels that if I as soon as I pedal once I get pushed off and I sail down the fucking apartment I can't lock the wheels so now I have to find a

good office chair that does not have wheels do the pedals not have hooks on the top of them no no no they're like these big flat things free pedals but even if I did I would still the wheels are the problem yeah I would still have to find a thing that has like just uh you know those bracers that kind of just suspend you a bit in midair you know sort of and I couldn't find one at Costco they didn't have it so I'm on the search for that but uh and aside from that I played Shadow of the Beast wait you didn't buy food at Costco no we bought food okay because the whole point is to fill the bunker they didn't really have a lot of good stuff though like I was hoping for like oh I'm gonna want to get exact cereals okay so it's not no it's not about that it's about

like healthy food is really shitty exactly and hard to buy like that that's not super expensive here you can buy lots of it in heavy giant boxes and last forever definitely I got that you need 38 pounds of gruel we got that I saw if you're going home and it all fits into your fridge and you don't have to give some to your mom to put in her deep freeze you're doing it wrong well man that's the realest thing in the world but I didn't see a Nestle quick bunny that was about four feet tall that was filled with chocolate syrup like you know the Nestle yeah squeeze bunnies yeah that's a little big I think if you always get the feeling there's a comedian that made a joke about it about like buying essentials at Costco like toilet paper you're buying like 96 rolls of toilet paper

and the image presented is how are you able to leave the house if you require so much of these materials who needs this much toilet paper and some people I will in idiocracy the movie that's been getting more and more relevant these days that when they go to that Costco that's just like country-sized yeah or whatever state-sized for that matter it's like that's the one part of the movie where I look and go that's fucking awesome that's a paradise I would love that everything else is terrible but that's great yeah but like I was saying I also played shadow of the beast I played it a bit too yeah about 30 minutes it's it's okay it's nothing real special I don't it's one of those things where I'm like this is fine but why did this come back yeah it it plays

fine it's not great I don't like the monster design which is a problem I played a bunch of levels in and I like I feel like their passion really comes through for the world and stuff yeah a lot of really cool things like they have like subtitles for a language that doesn't exist there's six different races and you can get all their subtitles individually and it's fucking sick it's such an obscure series to bring back like I barely heard of it to begin with all they liked it so the only thing that's cool like what I saw was like that's nice like the the the it's like a side scroller right so a 3d side scroller and like there's tons of bladed grass that flows in the wind when you kill guys blood sprays on all the grass and it looks really good yeah and it they

flow with the the bloody grass just like looks cool and boy I sure do love some blood grass I do I do there's a lot of like bonus content too like all the different soundtracks you can play the first game you can watch a playthrough of the first game tons of stuff because that game the original one's like super hard and even this like where I got to I was playing on I think like whatever the normal difficulty was well it was getting a little by default the game puts you on the easy difficulty yeah no I like when you go to start it's like easy normal hard and I'm like okay if you're putting it on easy I'm gonna trust you I saw slow beef saying this is one of the most he's like I put it on a hard difficulty and this is like the unfun hard it's it seems like it'd be crushing yeah

and Ken Armageddon is going is going very well nice there were a couple days there where you seemed like you're gonna stab me when I asked you about it but I'm glad it's going well now because now they're basically sleeping together oh like butt-to-but sort of like next to my move past the civil war we've gotten past Gaza yeah and now we're at peace talks now we're at no now we're at right wing for a dream we're not at rat peace talks yeah okay so uh that's really good and and Lelu's just generally very very sweet just always wants cuddles so oh that's good aside from that I'm I'm that I'm spent cool that week is done I played video games as well did you I play yeah I played shadow the beast and yeah it was that was fun what is that what it

like it's a 2d action game okay it's it's I guess a reimagining I don't know if it's a sequel or like a reboot whatever it feels like a reboot I think so I feel stupid for asking but I expected Matt it's it's a reboot of a old genny game uh Amiga no there's a Genesis version but yeah it was Amiga as well yeah yeah because that's like the definitive side scrolling like it's like saying the Genesis version of Street Fighter is the sure yeah anyway um oh yeah that game it's solid right it has combat rankings after you finish a battle did you get a medal yeah you did it um I played Alien Nation some more housemarks top-down twin stick thing which they're so good at boy I couldn't they have tried with the story just a little bit like I'm noticing a theme

doesn't seem to be for you lately where you're you're playing a bunch of these like action games like starfox and this where you're just like why didn't you do anything yeah story yeah alienation it's like oh aliens taking over the planet oh go to this go to this place and connect the stand by the thing and collect the uplink to the satellite oh we got a little bit of data but satellites down soldiers talk anyway it's just yeah land alien soldier talk and it's uh what's called the arcade mode where it just cuts out anything and the game's fun the game's fun enough gameplay wise I really like it yeah so I played it a bit but boy like couldn't you have written anything in there that would be interesting but no yeah exactly uh I finished Uncharted 4

um last time when I'd played it I knew I was getting there but I wasn't quite through there yet but this game just like the other Uncharted has that bit that bit at the two third point where you're just like that bit okay I'm done mashing x to climb walls yeah please stop making me mash x to climb walls um hours in how many hours in in Uncharted 2 that moment was right before getting to the city going through that cave where you first meet the blue guys it's like fuck off when you get to the island in Uncharted 4 that's like the main like big final area um the island you're going to in the beginning yeah it's fucking long yeah it's like uh too long and like the ending was really satisfying I wish I really wish the credits would have used Nate's

first theme because it's like it's a scent it's done they're Nate is over he's not getting another game after that ending uh but I wish they would have used his first theme from Uncharted 1 instead of like a sadder version of it sure like give him the big but anyway uh ending was really enjoyable but the plot kind of went nowhere at like the 80 mark oh where you're like hey this character that's bad and that character just kind of goes oh okay I'll stop and you're like no that's not interesting nothing happened you didn't you didn't play to that strength at all it's certainly unique for a character to go yeah yeah you're right you're right I guess yeah um Helen Mirren you're being basically Helen Mirren you're being an evil bitch oh I guess I'll just stop now yeah

no so the plot kind of goes nowhere at that point but the beginning's really good and the end's really solid so I wish they could have I wish they could have landed a bit better in the middle almost almost done Ray Gigant I'm in the third third of the game there's like an new opening video and you switch party entirely at each third okay and it gets significantly better in terms of story and difficulty as for each third you go through all right because the first two thirds are a complete stomp there's no difficulty it sucks um but I'm really enjoying it now that I'm I'm past that it's short fortunately like it only took me like eight hours to get there so um and I guess the only other thing I played even for a little bit was because they put out

another new patch for it I played Borderlands 2 a little bit more another one yeah this marks the second year anniversary of the game's release and they put out another patch for the Vita version of Borderlands 2 kind of feel like there's just this like old dusty robot that's in like a bunker and it just sends updates every now and then every sell yeah no so that was pretty neat but other than that I didn't do a whole lot uh you went to a thing oh no I went to a thing yeah I was just gonna uh I went to the made up what about the most important interesting I was so tired after that I forgot everything uh on uh Friday we drove to Toronto which sucked uh it's a six hour drive but then when we got there there was a sick vocaloid concert that I got to attend uh I was

like just off from center but in the like orchestra section just catch on a metaguchi uh yeah well yeah they played the pre-show exactly did you get to shake Miku's hand yes did you get backstage yes and they were and they were there doing lines of coke nice digital coke yeah no digital sex orgies sex drugs orgies confirmed before vocaloid concerts true just like any other concert how was the gooch and the metaguchi was good I mean just as good as they ever are they were super good um they actually played the encore song with Miku that was really cool oh yeah no it was really neat um I enjoyed it a lot but like I've watched all the concerts and like I've been a fan for a long time and a lot of it was just like the really basic songs kind of and it was kind of a little dull at

the beginning uh but then at the middle bit I got really into it and I really enjoyed it uh the the any videos of those concerts absolutely don't do don't do it just imagine the hologram aspect you yeah no it looks way better in person uh well because it's depth yeah like that's the point that's what you're missing that and also you're missing the whatever absurd frame rate that projector runs at yeah because no matter what video you get you're getting 60 tops right but that the sweetness of that image was on another level yeah how many people would you say were in the crowd I mean it was full so if you look up the sony center in toronto you can you can someone can tell me continue on with your talking as I do but it was packed absolutely packed uh super super popular um

what was the thing I was gonna say right I think the best thing about it though is like holy shit the like animation quality and everything just looks incredible uh they've really stepped it up from like the first concerts in the older games and stuff so super impressive as a as a fan to finally get to go to one of those I mean like I remember watching the first one like six years ago or something whenever that whenever that was I never thought I'd get to go with them to one I never thought it would come out in Japan but everything of a live performer gets on stage like you said like Anna Miniguchi came out on stage and did an encore song that you ever think that anyone that's up there and actually looks around and just thinks to themselves what the

fuck yeah what am I doing that's the theater yeah yeah pretty much like it's gonna take another like 50 years before someone probably like is used to that this is my career this is what I'm doing virtual band it sees 3200 okay yeah or more specifically 3191 okay yeah uh yeah Anna Miniguchi was really good uh they played a long ass time I don't go to many concerts because I don't really like concert settings very much and actually I stand by that that was the thing that brought down the experience for me was the concert experience it was a concert yeah uh like girls shrieking right behind me uh the guy in the front who decides it's time to stand up so now so now everyone's got to stand up because you can't fucking see that that's why the symphony of the goddess is good

because everyone has to be quiet because it's a symphony orchestra yes I couldn't disagree more I think yeah well that's fine you well that's fine your opinions are fine yeah absolutely no I think I think like some of the best experiences is everyone someone throwing up on you everyone down in the pit at a like a music concert okay super high energy but not if you're not into it not if you're not into it and like that was a real bummer because it was like I look over to my left at the center orchestra section everyone's sitting down and having a great time and I and then I'm looking at our section and it's like because of those two guys who I can identify everyone has to stand up all the way through the hall what I think is vital is that you understand what kind of show you're

going to the guys he is describing seem to have not understood what kind of show they were going to yeah and what was expected of them if you stand up at a concert and everyone stood up and it's like you're jumping in a day it's that kind of thing fine even all agree with that I hate that fucking shit but if you were to stand up at a concert turn around and every single person is sitting behind you sit the fuck down you asshole well and like the the reason it was so shitty was like every every couple of songs the the girl behind me who is shrieking would tap me and she'd be like I can't see and I'd I'd be like I I can't see I can't see because of that guy unless I stand up so like someone goes to a concert and they say they can't see you don't know what a concert

actually is like I'm I'm it's I'm really not used to sitting down ever but I'm not used to being at seated areas of that you know so it's a very different thing I guess but depends on the you try and get up to the as close to the pit as you can yeah I mean it was a concert hall it wasn't the bell center so like it wasn't set up like for people to stand yeah it's a soft theater not like a stadium yeah so if you if you have all that seating and stuff then that's because when I went to raw those seats were good and they they cost that amount of good yeah but we sat down in front of two huge guys whose heads cost sitting down behind them yeah and we literally went cello v can't do anything about this did anyone ask them to get smaller did anyone throw any bottles

on stage to break the illusion to know it was very peaceful they had a bunch of security guards up front we have to protect the hologram yeah oh that's so good the integrity of those paints of glass or whatever they use are oh yeah gigantic yeah it's awesome I really wish Tupac had shown up but yeah or the gorillas no I wanted to pop yeah the real hologram oh no it's zeno but it was it was really cool and I encourage anyone who wants to and can to go to one but if you're getting seats that are like the extreme sides of the arena or whatever the it's more of a problem than for a regular concert yeah I wasn't all the way in the center we were just a little bit off to the left and when they went to the far opposite side there was some like

shimmering going on that was ugly okay but if you have to sit at the very edge in the front you'll probably see some like significant visual distortion I would say don't go okay I would say don't even go if you can't get tickets well the other thing I was going to ask is did you get up to walk to the bathroom and see the illusion shatter as you walked oh no I didn't yeah I contemplated like walking down the aisle just to share we were two in the middle of the aisle oh it would be really annoying yeah like you'd be better off sitting further back than sitting really close at the very end yeah like there was a guy there was a guy in the very front corner who I could kind of see and he did not look happy I paid such and such dollars for this concert and I'm seeing just a

green blob he can't have been seeing much like because the problem is just they become transparent when you're viewing them from that angle you know and that's that's it that's how that ain't no bueno no no bueno no bueno it's like those stretched skulls on the classical paintings yeah yeah yeah but yeah that was uh that was me pretty much uh after the hollowing that was heavy rain yeah that was so I wanted I want to talk about that so I put it down on my things to talk about I was like no he probably doesn't want to know I want to talk about what happened when the camera stopped rolling because we were discussing plans he said he's quitting the channel we're gonna we're gonna meet up such and such a day for this we're gonna meet up such and such a day for this

and will they refuse to make eye contact eye contact with us yeah he just rumbled out like he's kind of told us shitty answers and was just like kind of staring at the floor right up until me and Matt walked out the door just like this really pervasive like yeah what a just yeah I really want to know what went down because I wanted to be there but I was so dead from Toronto just the ending of heavy rain is what that's what happened yeah but I want to know the detail well then luckily there's a luckily there's a stream and we'll be putting it up on YouTube eventually oh great so you can check the the core moment that shattered woolly's like yeah mental well-being was me listing the things that Madison Page has been through in a day

no no it wasn't that well that that was the part where he started to break that was the first thing and then when she tries to make after you finished the game no no then she tries to make out with Ethan and then woolly didn't and then she starts to go oh you're so stupid you're so stupid and he's just like oh this is the grossest but then when the twist started to occur he started to become very upset I think the actual breaking moment was when a certain character met a fate and it's one of those things that I've known woolly enough where he it was like the decision was not quite yours to make that happen you know yes my my rage oh it was a shitty controller motion the motion controls jaden go in the chipper yes right in so the motion right in the motion control and it's

great that we had that lockpick scene later which is because I got to hand it to you to show it to you the motion controls abject do not him work that's weird they failed him utterly it's not that they're bad no I was going to say that's really weird because on the ps3 it has no problems they worked and we all played through it on that they straight up do not function peculiar and life and death choices have been assigned to them fuck that shit our one worked our one works works thoroughly wasn't a was an emotion though not when I wanted it to though you wanted it I wanted it to work super hard on Mr. Blackman Liam for my part I was super glad woolly got to where I went where I was just like I hate this this is the worst of all of David Cage's games

because it's so close it's I'm 90% so I'm I'm I'm absolutely on board like to me this is the worst one and the reason why it's the worst one is because like someone said for a while it's the best one wasted potential is worse way worse no potential and I'm also glad it hurts me because the fact that it's a who done it the other games are not who done it's the other games are no they're not silly there's other stories sci-fi adventure that goes all over the place and then the other one is just out of order let's try and do a pulp fiction thing but it doesn't work in this case it's a who done it so a who done it always gets the benefit of the doubt up until the parlor scene and in this case you're giving so much benefit of the doubt because it can all make sense when

the twist drops so the entire first session was comprehensive and fine and I want to go it was like yeah all right yeah I'm excited to see who's the killer and no other cage game went that long being that competent so when it all fell apart so hard I the fall was so much further that it hurt that much more sure and it upset me my main thing is that he got he got the moment where he could have had a character die but I'll just say Madison continued on and it's the exact same thing that happened in our LP where she's in the most dangerous situation ever and instead of writing around the problem instead of doing something she just appears in the next scene with no explanation at all and there's not like we missed the scene no she just appears you couldn't get away with that in a

movie you could not get away with that in a movie and and if you could you shouldn't and I'm glad he at least got that but he somehow still stumbled his way into a very good ending yeah stumbled unbelievable what else you do man so I was hollowed out you're hollowed out I needed to replace the juice you know and there's no overwatch nothing yeah exactly what else would you got uh I had there's a couple of things so um well for one thing I think I I need to like give up uh temporarily on Kotor because the finagled methods of getting things working are just not they're not it's not working out yeah the shitty keyboard controls the bad resolution all that shit so I'm either I'm going to try the good old games version and if I can't those genuine like generally work way

easier not necessarily better like yeah resolution you might still have a four by three send me a modding guide to but the functionality of good old games versions are often amazing and they update like I'm they update them constantly like landscape torment gets regular updates for windows versions that they get changes like if that's not if that doesn't solve the weirdness and the problems then I'm just going to go grab an xbox copy whenever I can yeah it'll just have to that might honestly just be the best it'll just have to wait the game was clearly made for those controls as well yeah like when you play it on the pc it feels awkward in comparison so uh so there's that uh I was about to pull the trigger uh on Naruto oh because I kept hoarding up those episodes oh yeah right

but then god stopped you I was stopped I was stopped I was direct hunter reared his head took its place gone just showed up took my headband away no I was I was stopped and I was informed that I was going in to poison myself when I didn't need to you didn't need to and that there was a better way there's a better way there's a better way apparently much of this story in fact most of it everything that matters and all the best parts can be taken in by playing through the ultimate ninja storm games instant yep totally absolutely so that's why you posted like that photo of you buying the ultimate ninja storm collection so I'm like what you're saying is I could just do that I can do 12 hours hard time with way better animation instead of four years

of community service yeah I'm in yeah let's pull off that that's what Michelle Rodriguez would so now that you're all up to date on your Naruto not no no just the purchase just the purchase started yet you know I'm still dancing I'm courting you're still technically in back in but like I said the bullet the bullet's been loaded you gave the money I can see the money you know literally the receipt was there uh Tales of the Borderlands continues to be the best and it's really weird playing through that and seeing the parts where it's like this is a really big deal if you've played Borderlands one and two and I'm like uh but it's gonna happen I can feel the impact of what you're getting at there there's a lot of

cool stuff like that in those games yeah that game it's interesting to kind of be on the outside of that and I mean there's a huge one what is it something like this is how handsome jack's face got all annihilated this is this is a whole lot of info about handsome jack yeah that I'm like ah this probably should matter handsome jack is like one of the main characters yeah in that game he's like the main like so yeah it's really cool how handsome jack's integrated into uh so there's a whole lot of that and that's that's basically directly what I'm talking about yeah is everything relating to handsome jack that I'm like I don't know anything about this character but this is interesting fucking awesome um so this continues to just be their best and like I'm and this is not

with the like uh like I said the asterisk of oh no walking gets his one it's no this is better this is like like um and I'm not done yet what if I kind of actively resent everything about Borderlands world at this point did you play Borderlands 2 yeah you'll you'll really like this did you like handsome jack or no no if you'll like this then everything about the writing and the characters in Borderlands 2 are just terrible and you'll like this I like I don't wasn't the first episode free anyway I think he's trying to fool you I don't know I mean look I'm the wrong person to ask because it's like I can't tell you what that was like I only played the pre-sequel demo with you guys and that's all the writing's oh yeah true I forgot about that okay

that's for sure damn but it's like the writing here is really funny and like the world is pretty well established and it's a really fun adventure game I kind of feel like got everything I wanted out of that game having not played it but seen the video of a guy just going bang bang and doing QTEs with his hands pretending to shoot people like revolver Oslo and people dying like um or something like uh god what's that called um whatever any william defo william defo in uh the movie with the brothers there uh saints uh the thing with it though is that more than anything just on a on a mechanical level the fact that there's two main characters and like the story plays off of that in so many interesting ways that no other game did that they put out

is worth seeing you know all right the back and forth of their storytelling how they interact and like the whole one thing you do with one affects the other and like the shit that cage wants to do yeah really working out well yeah well I mean that on top of the tone being like a 180 on the other games is really is it very different yeah sorry I mean a 180 on the other telltale games yes it's not it's not sad or trying to inspire sadness it's it's funny yeah yeah absolutely lots lots of good laughs there strong bad wasn't sad strong bad was the best one sbcg4ap oh man you're pretty good I couldn't remember it cool attractive people yeah anyway so uh we're still in the middle of it but you know what between the last weeks and this week's episode of game of thrones I gotta say

that uh you know obviously no spoilers whoa whoa whoa hold the door what what are you saying I gotta say that this season yeah has gone from the most who gives a shit to okay yeah now we're going some stuff is certainly now we're going it took six years to get here but we're fucking going going good I still think the next episode they'll put the brakes back on I am not oh no you know what dude that can always what is it David and Dan dnd like you're not wrong the brakes are like the foot pedal might pump them at any minute now but the first the first three or so episodes of this season have been just nothing yeah and then yeah right so and it's very interesting because you know obviously you've have you have this stuff that's like this has not just been building up for two

or three it's like no we're things that you've been waiting for from moment one you're right but there's still some characters that are just still still doing nothing Ari is doing nothing well Daenerys is mostly still doing well again like without getting into specifics like just that's why I said they're just doing nothing they're they're they're spoilers they're they're constricting the storylines even tighter and I appreciate that yeah I like when it's like remember this loose end yeah those are corpses now so that's fun but no um it's it's it's exciting to see all the theories or rather the the most likely plot points that were laid out earlier on and there's no books anymore no that's what so now we're now all the book people and all the show people we're all going into the

unknown yeah and it's fun you go from the era of every topic on any forum having the disclaimer of no book spoilers yeah to the book topics going no show spoilers yeah yeah and now there's there's no spoilers left there's nothing left right so that led and like the last night's episode specifically led to one of those nights I've had maybe two or three times before it's like all right time to jump on the wiki of fire and ice and just go yeah and I just sat there with the girlfriend and for like maybe four hours we just went through everything and then he big get such a dude the history of the full all 14 Targaryen kings what was their deal how'd we get here all right we figured it out he brought three dragons and everyone gave up look at this nerd all right game podcast you know

what's the deal with westeros and isos and south those and ultra shut up there's no south those there's totally other continents that's made up there's westeros just like beyond this there's the southern continent was southern south or something like that and then there's straight up ultra which is like we know nothing about those people you want to know you want to know something really interesting a lot of tentacles yeah uh leon was telling me that like a lot of typhoon weather what's your name uh uh theon sister whatever yeah whatever great joy in the books she is described as a dark haired beauty with mesmerizing eyes that no man can resist yeah and she's like it's always been incredibly different on the show but how does that feel how does that

character fit in with the uggos that are the are the ironborn island everyone's an ugly scurvy seafaring dick cut to burp farts sitting on the throne scratching her queenly ass yeah you know no man yeah in the show she's like way tougher and cooler i really liked her bit with theon in this episode just past um and and some really fun stuff like finding out why you know what like the words that every group has yeah yeah right so like here in this one we found out the meaning of what uh what is dead may never die yeah that was fucking cool yeah that was real it's like oh my god it all makes so much sense it's it's it's i because great joys are weird and that they're mostly a bunch of losers but they're they're fucking their lore is super awesome it's like bandit kings right

it's like you're a you're a you're among thieves and everyone hates you you're a bunch of shitbag losers that somehow clawed your way into lordship via various wars and winning and there's nobility amongst your dishonorable practices yeah it's so it's super interesting so uh yeah no that's finally going and then the last thing i'll say is uh i finished off jessica jones and i can definitely 100% now see what you guys are talking about yeah they had nine episodes worth of content but they shot 13 yeah and that was a shame still really good i still really like a lot of stuff that happens in those last four episodes but like it would have been a much cleaner oh yeah it's very clear when the stupid stuff starts happening that you're like why basically why are you attacking

a bunch of civilians right now it all boils down to one thing where there's a character who is really intelligent and they have been shown to be really intelligent the whole time and you go how could you possibly be this stupid how could you possibly possibly be so stupid as to continue the plot yeah there's that um it's like but that but that but it's not just that it's also like it's like everything after that as well where it's like again why are a bunch of rando civilians breaking in and attacking our character here yeah like where did this happen what because we needed a way to get to that scene in the bar which is awesome but but everything leading up to it was terrible and the action scenes never get good they never improve they actively like try to cover up

well the one in the power usage the one in the bar with jessica and luke is good it's the best one it's the only one you can really see yeah it's not like the stairs in daredevil no like or the are the prison yeah but yeah exactly and it's just and just when you're like all right guys come on like hey it's rosario dawson to save the day surprise mvp of the season being hope uh yeah yeah yeah okay i can give it i can give it that for ultimate moxie and i that's the thing i i will i will say the best part about this about this show is um you get to see how a heroic or at least like trying to do the right thing character can blow up in your fucking face not even how it blows up in your face but how you go from being batman to being the punisher yeah how the mentality

changes organically and why it should yeah that's super cool and it's basically listen you don't live in the real world you live in the marvel universe version of the real world the the the problems you face here are severe let's put you in the real world for half a second oh oh you don't like that do you yeah it also makes me really like i this will never happen but i really want a patsy walker show where yeah she's she's a talk show host by day but she's hellcat by night i mean she's there no i know but having her own spinoff show but like yeah you're spinning off spinoff so yeah it's it's a little much to ask but yeah yeah yeah because i like patsy walker so no uh really really glad with that and then of course that too ends on this stinger with fucking lu cage coming in again

and i guess y'all heard about me it's like man you know the more what they put that in there yeah at the end it's the final final thing after all the episodes are done it netflix auto loads the lu cage oh because they didn't have that when we watched it oh daredevil daredevil that only came out after daredevil yeah yeah so they inserted it it's on the end of the playlist here too as well i think that's great yeah it's not exactly a spoiler for you i appreciate the nausea the nausea play but but the one thing i will say is that lu cage is awesome as badass as perfect as his casting is and he's super untouchable sexy man he's a slab of fucking meat right yeah like walking around shirtless where's my money honey to dr doom style shit he is not great when forced to be really emotional

no he is not a great actor he is great at being a slab of meat yeah and standing there and being tough and be like oh i just bought this shirt and and it especially shows when you're sitting opposite actors like rosario dawson and david tenon yeah and mother fuckers who are really putting in work it's like oh dude oh isn't david tenon just a treasure in that show isn't he just amazing he's like incredibly good yeah i always lily he's incredibly good in everything yeah but but he plays the role Jessica just like wow man welly i doubt you have it on the docket later but we might as well talk about it now and form pat that jeff gobloom was just announced to be in thor three as the grand master and pat was doing something like okay that's cool i'll watch anything that would

joke all of them i was like do you know who the grand master is he's like no he's an omnipotent like chess master who takes everyone and makes them do whatever and has the powers of time travel alternate dimensional hopping invincibility and mind control so they're just gonna play this like you or like just like sarcastic are you making a crinkled like smelly nose face at jeff gobloom as an omnipotent god character i'm like in the marvel universe is this this is how they're gonna play it like the sarcastic merivit not merivigian the grand master has been around since the 60s yeah probably not as omnipotent as the comics presented him but i'm like that's a casting where it's like i hope he goblooms it up to the yeah like in hill nibbles his way through it

is just like also carl open judge dredd is also in the movie and also the boss kplan chef is also in it as well so well the other the other boss the other well they're the the real boss it's either that or the voice actor but yeah okay i hope this one manages to be better because the thor movies have always kind of been it's it's it's directed and written by the guys that made what we do in the shadows and flight of the concord so it's like they're like and the hulk is in it no they've always i don't have they've always been good fun and that's it they've been i'd i five i've never been down on them also they announced that natalie porman will not be returning in any shape way or form great we'll cat get out of the way for cat denin do it yeah thor that's a better class

lady right there is classy meow meow meow meow he still makes me laugh yeah i i think that um they're not the weakest what's the weakest what do you think they are the weakest they are the weakest i still have fun watching them but they're the only other movie that fits in with them as far as weakness is the as uh incredible hall i think i think hulk is the weakest i think i think thor dark world was it i think that was the weakest very bland i like i like the second one a bit more than the first just because the first had so much sure that's fair yeah but i really like the earth stuff with thor being weirdo yeah that's a bit it didn't last long yeah it's true the fantasy stuff was nice yeah plus loki is in the second one more yeah and the all just weird i would need to

watch them again but i don't want to that's the that's the one thing some of the some of the best parts of like the ultimates was is thor a god or a crazy hobo and they let that last for most of the book but here we have to get an answer in like 10 minutes so yeah anyway pat uh i didn't do anything that's fancy uh girlfriend and i found a nice little breakfast place nearby this is going to be awesome for the future uh i did some i'm starting the crafting horrible hole in ff 14 i beat doom which is amazing most of my week was beating doom and going through the levels over and over and over to max out weapons next week next week is birds again though right no no again those amazing this week is this week is no no the crafting stuff was in non bird time ah bird stuff there's no new

bird in this patch which gives us an extra three or four months to get all the old birds uh you mentioned this last week and now that i played one of them i already told you this off camera but yeah you were right there's classic doom levels in the locker fucking awful they're really bad they just don't they're not fun oh yeah well uh not didn't watch anything really all that special nothing big the only big thing that's changed in my life is that i finally went to the doctor and got the dreaded machine the thing that you need well they got the bane mask i have the bane mask okay so it's over there i i'm curious i have used it for three nights now the first night may in fact have been the worst night of sleep i have ever had in my entire goddamn life because i have a

fucking hose in my face that is shooting air in your mouth and nose harder than you would think okay but you need it or you'll die yeah so they they gave me my form and they're like oh so you totally have sleep apnea i'm like well how bad they're like you're classified as extremely severe like well how bad is that like here's your number did you know there's just a score you get a score sleep score yeah my score is 38 okay that means i stop breathing 38 times an hour oh that's that's once every like 105 seconds i just completely stop breathing so this is the opposite of a of a test where the the higher your number you go on your test it's a health score that's golf all right oh the second night wasn't so bad the third night is so bad that thing is a really complicated cleaning

thing you gotta use baby wipes and change the water all that fucking shit you're a big boy but uh yeah it sucks though but good that you did it though this handy app on my phone tells me later that's the line this handy app on my phone tells me how i'm not dying as much anymore how about that it went from 38 to eight in one day and then the next day was significant the next day was five and then yesterday was three what happens if the mask comes off in your sleep well that's what the mask fit percentage is for uh and it will tell me hey hey idiot your mask came off i'm dying 21 of the time the answer is it'll be extremely painful no for you it's just it's just a silicone tube that like wraps around your face and goes over just your nose uh the hardest part though and this is this sucks

close your mouth you merely adopted sleep apnea though when he was born and i was so here's the thing um do it i'm well i've already gotten in and invested in the um the air charcoal the airing like the thing that that goes uh over your nose and mouth it's not the full mask yeah it's the disposables yeah so no well i you have it worse than me period like you could hear it right the pressure this thing is shooting down my throat is extreme that that's the thing you're talking about there's no way it's like stronger than a hairdryer it's like five hairdryers strong to clear your throat is it now is it corrective or is it like now you're going to be sleeping with the mask and that's your life forever okay that's not what i want too bad tough die then will he no no the

answer is actually like lose some weight and get in better shape no that's not the answer for some people it is for some other people that their throat just falls apart and slacks on it and losing weight will only decrease that slack a little bit and you'll still do it and some people which is like me your body just stops breathing okay and that means it's forever that shit ain't cheap though either right no yeah i'll get some of it back on my taxes but it ain't cheap but yeah no i'm i already feel better like like i'm a little sleepy today but i'm waking up and my girlfriend says like you don't look like you're dead well it's gonna take time you wake up acclimation is about eight weeks and yeah the hardest because the honest truth is just personal

like i'd have to try to know but go to your doctor but i know that like i anything i want to do i want it to be sustainable permanently and i can i could never permanently get used to a mask on my face that's bullshit i feel like that's a coward answer you're full of fucking shit okay well i got used to the mask touching my face in three days no it's it's more like like i sleep on the floor at hotels like i don't give a fuck i can sleep in many crazy situations but but i spin a lot doesn't matter it's got it looks really stupid but the the the hose comes off out of the top and it's a free floating swivel you can do whatever you want man okay anyway i can show it to you after i'll take a look i'll take a look in fact it's actually in fact it's actually really got ourselves

a podcast video it's actually oh no oh yeah it's actually really comfortable and well the thing that it does is that it's a you know it's a tube that goes on both sides of your face to go into your nose yep yep yep because it's silicone and it's quite wide you can sleep on the side of your face because even if it completely compresses and crushes one side all right it still pushes with enough force to go into the into the other the the biggest problem to get used to is close your mouth and when you like the way it works is you breathe and then it kicks on automatically it feels like somebody shoves something in your throat an iron an iron lung there's so much pressure and at night on the first night i was waking up because when it goes mine is six to 16

six is like like a like a fucking hairdryer on you and 16 i think it's exponential you said it was like five hairdryers yeah it's it's i've never i've never felt it because i can't force it to turn up like that when i'm awake but it was enough to wake me up a couple times because it's it's it's so strong in just air pressure that it's forcing every part of your throat to move out of the way like it's like imagine like your arm being lifted by air right but in your fucking throat it's nuts i like it i like it a lot it's probably gonna help me not die yeah they give you that they give you the sheet they're like oh well if you're in this category what does that mean oh these are all really bad like 70 increased chance of heart attack during

sleep you did the sleep test right i did the sleep test so here's my advice to you all right this is gonna be a little background information for the americans because they don't know how this works right so you go to the doctor and you say to doctor bad boy i sleep like fucking shit and people who have slept near me they see me and they know i'm dying i'm sure i have sleep apnea they'll say okay here's an appointment with an ear nose and throat guy and they're gonna check to see if you got blockages or whatever that's fine here's the paper that you hand to the sleep clinic right take that paper and don't go to the sleep clinic because you call the sleep clinic and they say yo it's gonna take you a year to get this right and you go wow fuck you

then take that paper to the ear nose and throat guy right say hey do it and they'll say do you have 500 bucks you go yeah he's like come right this way and then they'll give you the robot to do the test do the test and then you've skipped like a year and a half wait time and you gotta fall asleep there right no no they give you they give you uh they give you remember that picture i showed you that fucking contraption i had to wear yeah that's you take that home and you sleep in it in two nights that's me yeah i thought i thought for sure it would be fall asleep now no yeah now that's what i've heard about get monitored so that's that's the problem right so called an oxygen tent what that what they do they give you the robot that you can take home and it you have to be monitored for

at least eight hours over two nights and you only go to the sleep study like location if that completely fails right okay like if during the night multiple nights in a row you ended up tearing it off in your sleep or the data is inconclusive or whatever and we will assign a man to watch you as you sleep hold it on your face several times basically all right so that's me okay i'm on a i'm a journey now of just air blasting shit in my throat it's good though your threats had a lot of practice i'm gonna continue i'm gonna continue i was waiting i was really waiting i was really said something earlier that you really could have done it you're like there's so much pressure going in and out of my throat and i was like wow no one i won't do it i won't do it at all it's too

easy no one has the guts it takes guts to do something that's easy anyway this mask is just pumping gallons of it into you uh i gotta refill the water tank every night so that's wet oh going into my mouth that's not water oh it is water oh boy are they serious about you using distilled water why don't you use something fun like mountain dew that that would cause problems man not if it's code red you're not if it's code red you're not supposed to fucking inhale mountain put it put absence where do you go to weird vapors someone hasn't truly lived yet got some moonshine ready now you die if we you need to go back and listen to the fucking bombcast from like two three weeks ago when they have emails about people vaping booze yeah would you die if we

put bleach in it yeah assuredly that's how that works gotta watch out for the bleach now i will know i wash it out and change it every day right before i go to bed you can't you wouldn't get bleach it would have to be someone really close to you yeah nature's a race i see what you're doing and shut up hey hey but yeah for for improvement my snoring's gone great remember you guys all slept in the same room with me at one point yeah yeah it's gone yeah dark pizza i want to i want to keep boxing keep losing weight and use the air it'll help but that other stuff will come in time if i don't drop dead first so um that's the risk i'm willing to take that's a realistic view that's my aesthetic sorry for me to breathe i'll keep doing this heavy breathing exercise

give me room to breathe give me room to breathe so uh you know what comes out today or what we get to look at today today more importantly fucking chinese overwatch oh shut up have you seen have you sound good pat open that shit up i'm gonna do yourself a little google just put in chinese overwatch and let's see what you can get if not i have a picture of it right here i saw that really does it does it happen to be by those guys who made that hard tf2 con oh i don't know if it's by the same people but they give zero fucks in a matter of league of titans okay look of league of titans two weeks or so did that article say this chinese overwatch game looks an awful lot like overwatch it's amazing how how far we go oh there's more there's that is we're not

fucking we're no attempt look at reaper in this world we're not attempting it looks like don'tay well look at bastion it's just bastion there's no attempts whatsoever god that that's the most blatant one i've ever seen but it's legally different which is the best type of different it's not legally different in fashion doesn't look there's no way if his name is bastion then it's then it's legally just put on your china doesn't give a fuck t-shirt china don't care similarly you can take it while you're at it uh just repurpose that window to uh look up league of anime oh i saw that while you're at it did you guys see that i don't believe i have oh no never find out league of legends anime subtract legends from the search type mobile and subtract legends

exactly yeah here we go this is the one i'm gonna i'm gonna turn the sound off yeah so like you need to get right to like the main characters oh there's my serenity not Naruto there's not my there's me and usop from one piece and they're gonna fight monsters from sword art it's bad there's oh there's a favor there's a favor like we don't care what was that Naruto and he literally yells resengan yeah well it's it's clips stolen from games are so it's cute though that was a Gundam they're all cute that was a Gundam there like count down to lawsuit any minute now that's a digimon it's legally different no no that's what is it the guy's name is Naruto count down to the jail just wait but they're they're they're safe well luckily we live in a country that doesn't have

jail says the developer well yeah you know like copyright laws are fucked but i would love to see the kinds of games china would actually make if they tried if they tried no they're trying there they make bad monster hunters that's what they make it's fucking pathetic trying hard well korea does it too it's not quite as blatant korea like for sure tons of shit all time but like shit like that when you're actually stealing like you're actually just taking that character you like it's one thing to make like a clone game i made this but like it's another thing when you do that did you see that you made this i made this exactly on over what would still be on the overwatch thing did you see that in a roundabout way jota row is mccree how the japanese voice actor the japanese

voice actor for mccree oh yeah no but it goes twice the japanese voice actor for mccree was the guy that played jota row in the 2004 oda but the voice actor for mccree in english is matt mercer who played jota row in that in that that dub for 2014 sardis crusader so no matter what you do both characters are the same the weirdest i wish hanzo and genji kept their normal voices it would have been cool it would have been cool but ultimately like the japanese voice actors are all pretty prolific people when you listen it's like they got an all-star cast of voice actors all they definitely was or knows it's important yeah um tell you what else is important while we're going out where we're going down this list how many valborn how about that dark souls issue one fuck you

fuck everyone that thing is gore wait wait hold on wait stop stop are you telling me that angry son solar is not accurate i really want to read this comic dude it is right some of the screen caps i saw i was i was actively a rip and tear i was avoiding it because i was like what if this is giving me the real story but poorly and then everyone ever yelled and said no dude trust me just go in it's nothing is um it's it's characters that are vaguely right who's it by oh god uh shitty people give me a second it doesn't matter who it's by it's an officially license i was gonna say cuz like is it dark horse nobody's because they brought us the abomination that was the near comics it's probably dc or marvel because the near comics were oh my god i've got it open

here and i don't see let me see if i can find a publisher on the cover uh band dynamco entertainment from softink it's just it's from them someone independent they hired probably basically george man and alan qua you know what you gotta read it it's so bad nowadays when a game says comes with you know pre-order now for bonus comic i'm like no i'm not gonna pre-order now i'm actively going to wait and buy it the day i can get it the crazy thing like enslaved marvel 3 every everything that gets a fucking marvel 3 one was just we can't talk the only one that that spring somewhere that was good that was like you know this was pretty decent overall was the halo comic that marvel yeah halo was really good that was the one that you know it better i can obviously we talk about

the fall i i can think of was awesome i can think of one that was fantastic and that was the silent hill no it's the ones that were comics and then they were turned into motion comics and broadcast for free prior to the release of the game and it was the dead space that space because those those made the story of the game legitimately better and more interesting so the point where when you get to the final area you find out where the guy from the comic died and you're like oh shit this is where that man damn dark souls is titan comics which i think is an off brand of titan books which puts out a lot of video game art books also shout outs to rena pratchett's mirror's edge those are those good those are solid yeah i never read those so they're pretty good

but you can't find them anymore and the digitals are all removed from existence well it's all retconned anyway because it's all sweeped away exactly so the art if you take a look here i'll show you this page with solar on it i see every sunday when it's the best it's all manhwa style like uh almost like those those those you know the korean comics that you'd get are the snk versus capcom chaos will be you ever played ds1 but i thought those are awesome i look at this art style oh that's great yeah the art's fine honestly um uh you never played ds1 but i've talked to you about solar a good deal of course that image is everything that is wrong with the way that people started to care about solar that is everything wrong with that character's portrayal and continued

existence prior to whatever he doesn't have a fucking little angry son on his fucking chest that never existed now he does mario three son mario three son so i like this i like this solar better though is it a kin to like seagmeyer writing down like gandalf the white no it's like if see if you had a fucking carrot instead of an onion head okay it's wrong it's wrong okay uh special ups to this byline on the ign article in the comic book which says now you can finally experience dark souls without the punishing difficulty level hey copied straight from the press hey good stuff good job ign yeah because that comic is just the whole experience right i really want to read it because i am interested to see it's not very long i hope that they make a game that

adapts that story yeah dark souls comic out sold out on day one second and third printing all just in it as a person fira think about fira what's so is fira a thing now is fira is that the the girl the girl fira what are you saying what's that about is that a person is that a thing is that a reference to anything is that a thing i don't i don't the main character the girl your face is dead the night girl who is the main character the night girl who is the main character his name is fira i don't think she's anyone she's no one okay how would you describe the look on my face okay um colorless yeah that yeah notice she has like even more color she has boob armor yeah there has to be how are you supposed to protect them there is not a single

boob armor in the entirety what i i prefer to call it a tit plate um so that's impressive beaver guard that's impressive cow fence oh that's that's that's a little strong but sweater it's a long gate you know yep are you guys ready for the new play in the new future shut up have you seen ludens no no you have not been introduced to you the body of the kojima productions logo oh ludens yes that guy's cool that guy's cool it's pretty neat yeah so i don't know what you voted on that poll for but i definitely wasn't thinking he was an astronaut he was a skeleton he could be an astronaut skeleton astronaut strong he looks like he has the body for it he's he's and he's meant to represent uh uh you know uh the new frontier and the new play in the new

future new with cutting-edge equipment technology the only reason you have this on the dock is because you like that i say it again he looks cool i say it again shut up just make the game just like oh it's his mascot though it's his mascot shut up it's like the fox and the kojima look they're not yeah i don't remember him saying look at this fucking fox it's the future it represents he probably did one time towing with the lightning toast now remember they haven't even found an engine yet for the game so they have to say i saw a really hilarious post somewhere i think was on gaff which is like watch him fly all over the world looking for engines only to end up downloading unreal for free in japan you know it's liable to be what they do yeah but i mean i think it was the

right choice but everyone wants to court him couldn't you just do that in your office to a degree but like if you ask you can get much better answers than looking at documentation you know but through a translator and it's really hard because like you just developed the fox engine and it sucks that you can't use it again so they have to find something scratch well it's a you know it's a good choice they said they're not going to make their own this time so yeah and if anyone's position it takes so long yeah if anyone's position to get like favors from people in high places this is kajima is wins oh we've also got the fact that uh the voice actor for scrooge mcduck died yeah he was like 96 right he did it it's it's really nice though that he got to voice

scrooge one last time and remastered just like you know i didn't know it was the same guy the same guy they got everyone they got everybody oh that was a big deal when they were when they were advertising like ripping peace bro but 96 is a good god damn age to go out like i said you did it man you did it you're the richest man ever you know it's like you you you cleared a good 15 years past when people would go oh oh really he was still alive yeah like you win average life lifespan is 88 and you crushed it no you got if you get past the point where your family is like all right okay we get it it's like it's like you're tough it's like lucy k says you want to get old who are you trying to impress you're not impressing us anymore and it's like lucy k says

you want to be old enough when you die that when you die and people get told they don't ask how yeah yeah yeah that's good they just figure well obviously yeah that's about right um speaking of people who did it or things that did it uh morocco oh wow oh yeah did they ever do it has done it they fucking did it morocco is going nuts so you want to talk about just like marriage of business and government and just evil ass decisions at the highest level you have what started as morocco banning voice over ip and all voice services which like that stuff like skype and any yeah because anything anything telecommunications related that allows you to talk to people uh not talking not using um their their national telecom service

not only is maroc telecom not only is that like a business relation for a monopoly but it's also like anti-democratic yeah like when people can't talk to each other easily no no so it's a lot of it's a lot harder to organize protests like that absolutely so you know anything that let people talk to each other without using their phone line so that's skype whatsapp viber facebook messenger discord i imagine all of that all of that is is has been blocked officially by their the biggest um isp in morocco which is is like what like 55 percent of the whole country's isp yeah there's three but really there's one i remember i think it was closer to 70 and that alone was terrible oh yeah that's bad that's fucking terrible totally so then the side effect of this

of course ends up being that uh as a result all online gaming is completely banned as well because hey guess what you can communicate with people in those games too so and they don't give a fuck they're just like now we're going through with it and it's very clear that nothing i saw i saw some videos like a guy who said like if you even manage to get into a dota match this is what it looks like and he's just alone walking around on the map because there's enough server pings for him to walk around on the map but there's not enough for anybody else to be walking around like it's yeah no um terrible so like this is this is what happens dude when you get you get business right up in there in the important seats you know and so yeah obviously there's a big push

back and really people don't like people don't like you too much but it sucks because people weren't able to talk about it so then no well twitter continues to exist until that goes away so but like step one of like any sort of like don't let the public know what's going on thing has always been shut down shut down communication and then number two is going to be shut down facebook twitter tumblr reddit but the border etc all but the baffling step here is that there's not like there's a problem yeah yeah i just did it for business money there was no there weren't riots and this you just did it for the business money i'll admit that i'm completely ignorant of morocco but i was under the impression that there are reasonably quote unquote normal western style

first world first nation first world nation something like that and then you hear this shit and you're like whoa yeah that's corrupt as fuck yeah damn i mean there's worse stuff in the world oh absolutely you guys ever hear of ices oh yeah i heard those guys are those guys are bad they don't want you playing online games either not good well i don't know man they good luck to all of our brothers and sisters morocco get their internets back have you seen the prices they can hear us but they can't speak to us have you seen the monthly prices on the ices package it's really impressive i'm i'm definitely considering that cheap huh i'm considering fuck google ices where it's at for internet i hear there's a pretty nasty fine print

though ices net anyway um so yeah that's fucking morocco good job morocco and uh while we're talking about the banning way to get in the news morocco yeah the first time we've been on our podcast good job that was with that you're gonna talk about that ios game now no oh no i thought that was where you're going with no i was gonna i was gonna talk about the uh capcom protor also getting a bit a little draconian but not to the extremes kind of understandable oh we can roll the the ios game into this after after the thrust of it so totally yeah so here's what we got uh capcom has made a couple changes to the capcom protor 2016 rules okay a couple of them no japanese nipon ban

so no so the big one is uh one round matches yeah single player only who can get farther point score in what this just a story mode yeah what story survival whoever can finish it the most oh the shitty arcade thing all right survival competitions only anyway uh they have uh officially banned any adult oriented sponsors from uh representing their players right their tournaments like red bull and it's like i you get that i'm making a weird face i'm like get that like because they're trying my head back and forth like i get that we don't want adult and just to be clear because matt said it this doesn't mean like red bull this means like you porn so here's the thing was anyone even sponsored by anything yes so let me let me let me get there so a while ago there

was a controversy because uh log island joe slash i love you joe was gonna get sponsored by brazzers but never really worked out there's some controversy he was like man if they're talking i'm listening right yeah uh and then that never went anywhere but this then there was follow-up in the background and team yp was formed and team yp is team you porn and they did sign val master and Filipino man who are legit players that have been around for a while and like they they are they got their shirts they're represented by the team and team yp is the thing so now uh straight up it's like yeah the players can participate but we're not gonna pimp their sponsors or anything having to do with them on this don't wear a shirt that has the god and then at that point at that point why even sponsor

anything if you're not getting you're not getting the thing that we've signed you up for i get that they want to keep their image sparkly clean but fighting games are not sparkly clean well that leads to part two of the story right because here's the other thing because you have to look at it too is and look at it like any sport that's out there that's gonna have sponsors like to some degree if it's on like NBC or some such like they're probably not going to uh allow anything more risqué than like playboy or so sure yeah on a NASCAR or something like that you know but so part two of this story is the other changes that they made to the rules were they are pretty much they're like we don't want any signs of money matching or gambling or anything like that at any of the events

that's red or being run for a capcom pro tour points well like like where like on the official space where they're at or like anywhere on the that that that means no evo money matches on the floor anywhere on the floor at the venue at the event any violators are ejected and possibly banned now that is like unsanctioned gambling but that is also a thing it's all like the core of the fighting game no exactly i'm not saying it's no no i agree with you i know exactly where you're going and they've also taken a stance against swearing violence and quote unquote other forms of thuggery so now now all of y'all agree and so fgc equals thuggery so get socal and norcal out of these tournaments then i guess all all urban youths off the premises right y'all niggas need to stop

being niggas says wait so the new rules are no japanese and no black people not allowed okay the mexicans maybe like if you throw a stick no matter who you are does that count as violence yeah so that's thuggery that's thuggery that's thuggery you throw a stick that's thuggery no i'll say like violence depending on what forms they mean obviously i don't i don't think anyone would ever argue over like if somebody somebody punches philipino champion in the face get out of here you know nobody's gonna get angry at you if you swear during like the biggest match during a really hype bit but nobody wants nobody wants you just rattling off swear words they'll talk to you afterwards and go hey look when when magneto level three is against phoenix and takes the win you gotta

yell squeeze that bitch no for sure for sure for sure like i would get it if it was like nobody wants you just rattling off swear words during pools problem but this is yeah okay so here's here's thuggery thuggery money matches and and and all the dirty shit will retreat even further into the hotel rooms where they were in the bathroom where they really really sweet right where they really live yep yep the swearing by competitors most of them don't talk you don't hear them really i don't see that being a problem yeah most of these are they're overdone but i don't see them being a problem what i see being a very very real problem in particular is like the evo and chicago crowds not playing along with these rules how are you gonna stop that entire crowd from saying

squeeze that bitch how are you gonna stop them going from you fucked up in a chant how you can't you can't i thought you were gonna say z would be a problem because z's commentating is the most unfunny dirty commentary ever well sure but you just you just replace those with a different that's true yeah exactly but like you could not hard you were you were gonna run into the fucking wrestling problem with roman reigns 100 so and the thing is to and i can tell you like definitely like the the munchery all crowd gets rowdy as fuck well yeah there's some communities that are just born that way lots of thuggery and you can't pull it out so fighting games are intimately associated with hip hop and thuggery it is part of their culture it's part of the DNA

it's part of the draw now now what i can't say is that the the you know the the pushback has been fierce oh really has been fuck you we're gonna use violence against you to stop these rules i don't care what capcom says violence is a beautiful thing oh wait isn't that what capcom that's exactly right so um capcom has has come back and said we understand everyone's concern about the ruleset we're gonna review and have an update soon seeing if a compromise can be reached but in the meantime inappropriate uh players will not be allowed to compete i understand what they're going for but they had to they should have done this in reverse they should have talked to the the bit extreme the fgc illuminati or whatever and said like okay if how far can we

legitimately push this before people freak out it feels knee-jerk in response to well it feels like way too much way too fast yeah and it's like have have these things been a major problem at the pro tour events like not really you know to the just to the observers but some yeah some of the some of the commentators rile up certain sure but like i feel like the best way to have done this with d like every year you gradually increase it not via rules but in terms of like favoring certain announcers over others or or just talking to guys backstage like could you could you not just not do that thing or like going up to a money match is like guys we got the cameras could you just move this to the hotel room it's no problem you can broadcast it from the hotel room we don't

give a shit yeah but just not on the floor with the tv cameras and the shit i was gonna say i was gonna say like maybe to the people that are in the tournaments or on the floor observers just people are coming there's no difference and there's there's not a problem why there might be a problem why this seems so quick is that maybe there's a problem behind backstage like or like on the phone when they're trying to get sponsors be like well we're not going to give you money or we're not going to sponsor these these guys if this happens yeah i mean that's this seems to me like was there any altercations in any tournaments in the last i mean at least in streetfighter 5 star i've never heard of it not related to like horn sponsors or anything but yeah you know i mean it's definitely

it's like hey we're talking we've been talking at coke and then oh team you porn shows hello hello you're still there hello and like we know what capcom's really afraid of nobody wants to be watching espn the the the capcom pro tour finals or evo finals right and everyone's hype and and espn does we're here live at evo and they do the camera pan and somebody's able to freeze frame hey there's a bunch of guys with knives rolling dice in the back yeah or gambling on cigarettes yeah like what team team three equals d yeah the only thing i can kind of say and there's old women calling up about thuggery that they see i have seen those people do the thugs with the street fighters i don't know fortunately if mortal combat did this then there

would be like fuck you the game is super violent they swear don't they don't they say fucking a few times the mortal combat story mode and there's blood titties you say there's bloody titties there's titty bloods they'll have they'll have a team like on like in um radio callings who censor it live yeah yeah yeah a dump button yeah if anything at boon will double down and say everyone has to play this mortal combat attorney on the casting couch fortunately we didn't clean it no all players community and capcom alike can agree that any sponsored players by vaping companies are to be shot on site yeah on uh leem uh what's the name of that ios so unfortunately i can't remember the name i was hoping that was the story will i also completely forget the name but it wasn't what was

it was about a war it was about gaza strip or something it was a game uh developed i believe in the middle east yeah my palestinian guy yeah yeah that was palestine and you play as a young girl in in in a war torn environment in palestine yeah and uh it's kind of similar to this war of mine or this war of mine right okay kind of similar to that and they put it up on the or they submitted it to apple and apple said that this game has like too much of a political agenda you can't do that yeah the the line in their refusal is games are not allowed to have political messages please resubmit this as education or whatever not not game and it's just and this is apple's been doing this forever so it's not actually that big of a story but it's just like oh man apple still with

this how can you still not it's so stupid apple could just win at video games if they tried no and they don't try they actively fight yeah exactly it's insane and and so there was a big outcry and now it's up as a game fortunately good but like but still come on so what was that my littlest gaza something like that was it okay this gaza of mine i hope blank is shows up and is able to foster peace between both sides didn't he foster war against him yeah yes okay you know he brought them together by uniting in his own hatred exactly blank confirmed to for the being the doctor man dlc character of the real world yeah yeah yeah that's good uh so and on that note uh we were speaking of speaking of dr manhattan uh yeah there was oh fuck everything

oh even me even i fuck it all to death forever what you heard about this oh boy go ahead what you hear dr manhattan's the creator of the dc universe yeah it all comes back to big blue dongs yeah yeah so liam's giving me the correct look that's why and that's the way with this come out of a comic book no this is leaks about what dc is planning to do with their next relaunch and the new 52 apparently never really happened there's three jokers and they're all real and they're all in their own time like others too many dumb things 36 cars on mars but the the the worst the worst part is that they have folded in watchmen into the dc continuity uh it's always been there no it has no it has not never you're complete even i know you're completely wrong dc owns watchmen yes but

it yes but it's always it's always been standalone it has never there's no okay sorry like i thought you were that's why i said continuity yeah okay okay but um they owned it they always they've always but now it has been folded in and dr watch dr watch dr watchmen that's it that's his name from now on dr manhattan is god in the dc universe and at the end of watchmen when he left then he's like i'm gonna go find a better place he went and made the dc universe with superman well baby marvell for why shut up baby captain marvel as a baby with with the captain universe powers on him becomes the marvel universe the dark side got killed and reborn inside supergirl's uterus something about that this is like the world like this is the worst

retcon i've ever seen stupid it's so bad only when they're written stupid you mean like all of them i like comic books and they're stupid sagas i read miss marvel this week that's great how stupid is saga stupid saga is a high stupid but it's a high i like that i stupid is like low fantasy and high fantasy it's peak stupid peak stupid high stupid that's good i like my low stupid comics but i the generally that the the reaction this has been so negative it's like i don't know if you can stop a thing like no you can't you can you can retcon it in five years let's see other one but you'll never be able to undo the knowledge there's a visual of bad man holding up the comedians pin oh and that image is like that image just visually is enough to make me go

what is why the fuck the upsetting part is that watchmen is meant to be a parody of all of these things like a like a like a parody slash like critique metaphor critique set like all sorts of great things it's a pull it's a pull down the best thing that ever happened to watchmen was they couldn't get the rights to any of the characters they actually wanted it's it's a pantsing of i know he's shit on dc a lot because why not i saw this picture recently that i it didn't click with me but i recognized all the logos and it's like how dc has changed their logo like five times in the last 11 years or something there's a lot of detective comics logos yeah man man those guys you got to do better marvel changed their logo quite a bit too not really five times

in the past not five not not that many times but there's been quite a few variants oh for sure for sure i think the point he's trying to make is like constant reboots like i don't read comics well i constantly hear about hey here's the new 52 here's the new infinite whatever guys guys guys all universes doesn't matter which they're all on a 13 year sliding scale whatever sure yeah comics are stupid comics a little superhero comics specifically depends on the writer not the brand no because if they're all linked they're all linked shut up and laugh our fields good shut up and laugh at this i like when he wrote wrote wrote around with natalie the next live action video game adaptation movie yeah the next or the newest the newest announced one oh yes fruit ninja

all right shut up i don't believe there isn't even a goddamn physical human character in that angry birch is doing oh wait there was a tetris one that was just announced too it's going to be a trilogy and involve aliens indeed it is the tetris trilogy was announced and if you thought that was enough pat has walked away fruit ninja has been confirmed by the hollywood reporter as a live action family comedy now uh i believe fruit ninja ever that popular to warrants yeah yeah i wasn't aware ninja was absolutely i remember having a like two years ago i mean it got arcade cabinets and console it just seems like this is really striking while the iron's hot do you recall liam at work having a conversation with somebody saying that the battleship movie was worth seeing

and totally good remember when that i said that me who said that someone on our team because it strikes me as familiar but i can't remember someone on our team was like nah dude you got to watch battleship is it someone who begins never begins with a j someone that we know but anyway so yeah um you know it's the second highest god ios song game of all time i didn't know like if hey if angry birds can do it no that's exactly it right like angry birds just just did it so oh green light everything and it was the number one it didn't make all that much money like 40 million but it's got a tail it's going to sell merch you know there was that there's all those jokes about the tetris movie from like the penny arcade comics and shit like that's real now there's

that that um minesweeper live action movie parody oh ski free that'll be good yeah i can't wait for ski yeah you know you know you have to hold the key and you go faster i don't know you escape the thing from ski free it'd be good yeah so there's that uh where's the infinity blade movie sand backed so there's that you're setting them up for this now yeah other movie news yes michael keaton joined spider-man homecoming fucking sick that's not been super duper confirmed yet um i think there was a rumor but now it's been apparently super i love you my is he gonna be batman no he's gonna be the vulture yeah which he looks like in in uh birdman so uh yeah here we go super duper confirmed here he's gonna be the vulture and uh alongside marisa

tome and robert donnie jr is gonna be in it too so um yeah we're getting we're getting him as the first marvel written spider-man villain i'm into this he's the bird man again vulture's great he's the bird man again the best vulture was the young one yeah the one that stole artificial life you think peter holland days or whatever his fucking name is is gonna get old in this movie peter who i don't know what his fucking name tom holland okay that was close it was not uh anyway so i think it's pretty appropriate thematically at least to think of like it's michael keaton the old guy that's obsessed with when he was younger that is pretty good you know like how fucking perfect is you know we all were kind of like bled on the robocop remake but michael keaton was fucking he's great awesome

villain in that i just love michael i wasn't bleh i was like that surprisingly surprisingly entertaining sorry meh more than black like it it it needed to earn a meh it should have been fucking awful i gotta i got more of a huh out of it i i rewatched it after we saw it and i was i made my opinion worse on it okay maybe that's why uh i'm a big fan of this story okay fox i'm embracing myself or rather family guy used yeah clip family guy episode aired using a clip of double dribble that from someone's youtube channel some guy on youtube showing off the the the bug that i didn't know existed where you can apparently always land three point shots if you shoot from the top of the court and they ran a gag with it and used pretty much i want to say i saw it four minutes

it's a lot that's a long joke it's a really long clip and uh that was now part of family guy so that then became uh added to the youtube copyright um footage and the original clip that they took off of youtube then got dcmaid and pulled down because of robots because now it's fox's thing because now it's fox owns it now box should just start i made this yeah fox should just start airing our episodes all in a row yeah and then they can stop us so one family guys that is now at the point where they're just grabbing shit off of youtube and throwing it in which is the most pathetic thing here's a question why can't you just animate the bug in your own animation that would cost money but no why can't you that would cost money it wouldn't have it's double dribble it would cost

more than zero money there you go that's that's what i was and they're talking and the thing is they're talking over it and doing like the jokes and it's like they're basically let's playing in a way yeah watching it seth mcfarland and fucking comedic genius so he was not involved i was gonna say he he was explicitly not involved he runs the show he's not on it no he's not wait what he's working on other shit then who's voicing all the characters that he voices he's voicing them but he's not writing he's not writer he walks in and he sees them performing their black magic shit okay that makes worse the reason being a lot of people messaged him and said hey this is fucked up and he said i'm not in control of this i got nothing to do with that i'm

actually really not he's just if he all he's doing is voicing the characters then he wouldn't know how they would handle that clip so right right now he's apparently just an actor and he's working on other projects so but he said hey we're working on it and now it's back up so okay all's well what i don't know all right so here's the thing i don't i don't i'll give fox the benefit of the doubt i don't think for a second anyone went at fox said man it's gonna be fucking sick when we nail this guy yeah instead it is just like non no the robot said that non-crediting use right man along with my kids sick no i can't wait non-credited use which is dirty alongside like blanket policies of just like just throw the whole episode into the youtube

machine well do we have any other robot voice other than the fucking butler bot in in clonhye this is dave did you guys see that nintendo threw the nintendo minecraft into their copyright blender so that's next bunch of minecraft videos so next on the docket is nintendo's turn at this up to bat where uh yeah the new dlc that is mario dlc for minecraft on the way you uh leads to copyright claims on youtube if you put nintendo characters in the game like what can you play that on any console is that no just on just on the way you and i don't understand how you they don't understand either why would you let this why you literally just made it specifically for the express purpose of putting your characters into this game apparently now you're stopping like

i love nintendo but they're they're the worst at youtube they should well i would say all social media period really yeah like they just don't understand how it works the only thing the best thing they ever did was slippy versus that boy and here's the thing is that these are not the automated things these are the takedowns these are copyright these are the for realsies so a human being is doing this it just makes zero sense makes zero get them yoshi anyway uh so yeah that's gross uh the um other i was gonna link it become extremely clear it's like don't do videos of nintendo games or like nintendo associated properties unless you're really secure because they're they lash out like we're super secure we're pretty secure you just do it or if you pull

a um uh a sterling yeah and you just you make everything violate all planes so that nothing can that's good it's the mr burn's disease yeah yeah they all can't go into the door at the same time i i still think nintendo taking down that uh mario maker bug that the guy found was the the it's like i'm trying to contact you to help you with this bug this is the only way i could figure out take your video down why come why also we fix the bug should i never we found it on our own should i never help you again i guess so that's what you get for being a good samaritan loser yeah seriously keep it to yourself next time paul it's like those it's like those guys who hack software technically illegally but they don't tell anyone and they message the the the

fucking uh owners of the software and be like you really need to fix this anyone could find this and they get in fucking trouble because like fuck off back in the day that used to mean a job yeah yeah and now it is there's still places like it means legal trouble there are still places who like put out bounties on it i believe microsoft runs like a microsoft and apple i think they run like contests every year be like okay get into this locked computer you have an hour and see who can do it the fastest and they then they take all the results and then they fix all she's the fastest will win anyway uh yeah fucking weird but but on that like user feedback note uh you you see the neo demo feedback that absolutely yes i did it was published what i asia is a punk bitch asia is

skirt yeah they're super skirt why don't get me wrong i think it needed toning down because asia is a punk bitch because we have we have like a huge ton of uh metrics and data okay demo because i i just read like the changes they made most of them was like jargon it and i really i really adore that they published the data that they got that's so good matt so here's the correct here's the thing though these aren't changes these are just suggestions that people took from their poll right and they listed all the things that people wanted the most okay um weren't they changes they're they're not confirmed changes it's just these are the things that are listed as what people wanted from our giant because i read a i read a list of things they will change but if this is a different

thing from a poll then yeah i don't know but things to do from their survey results include adding tutorials yeah adjusting balance yeah improving controls sure understandability graphics performance is one exactly that stuff is all basically like like stuff that people very obvious wanted yeah makes sense um so it would be cool if they could get to all this stuff but then age is like add an easy mode for babies yeah it goes on into details and they're super specific ones but like yeah some of the fun stuff is that when you look at the world survey details on what they thought of the action controls games atmosphere character design UI etc all pretty uniform but when it comes to difficulty and balance uh overall the world is pretty fine with it with uh some chunks at the

bottom kind of being like oh it's a little too hard uh the americas are all like scaled towards the top or they're like no it's hard but it's fine and age is like this shit's too hard stop it asia it's it's 45 percent of voters said the game was either bad or very bad in regards to difficulty and game balance better very bad so uh this is a very bad difficulty and and like the scale it's the like all the scales are pretty uniform in the in their pattern but like that one stands the fuck out this is one massive outlier only 11 of asia felt that the game balance and difficulty was considered great i'm curious like not that i don't think these are valid stats i think they're great but i'm curious as to whether that has like an effect or whether that's affected by the fact

that in the west it was probably more core users who played the title versus in japan it had a more prominent why possible it had more prominent placing on the place but then that's also like a a nice cross-section of its potential audience in the future yeah oh without a doubt yeah in the on the overall america overall thought the game was very good 60 percent uh europe's very good overall was 50 percent uh and asia was 14 percent it was very bad uh and then most of it went into just like good which was like 41 very bad very very critical not good difficulty i'm gonna try and remember that and push that yeah this game's difficulty is very bad this podcast is very would you like to pick easy normal hard or very bad yeah yeah yeah poor how would you rate the sex

you had very bad the difficulty of the sex was very bad metacritic rates this sex at a 71 percent very bad mixed question mark this sex has mixed reviews a lot of people seem to like what i'm doing this one steam i don't this one steam review on the sex is really right so um we'll get there but i want to we'll get there eventually in the lp but this reminds us of something i gotta talk to you you and uh woolly about specifically pat because we're currently playing chasing dead yeah and um very bad uh mysteriously on the steam steam reviews for the game it's mostly yeah yeah yeah what version are you playing so we're playing the original vision we're playing wii u version but when i launched on steam it was the same on both and we haven't we've refused to

take any updates on the wii u version but on the steam version it's received lots of updates and it's a bit better it's a bit better but every single positive review that we found a good fight on steam was written the exact same way multiple times and the girls in this game are very very hot very hot women in this game the next review says just getting a bigger and bigger green well great graphics great graphics the controls are good controls very women are very very attractive how hot it features f m v's and the girls are of a very attractive nature and are extremely hot none of the women were attractive and the men were not better community thread are the woman in this game very hot yes they're extremely attractive thumbs up rate the hotness of the women

in this game very bad question solved are the women in this game hot or should i play honey pop instead or very bad or necropara very bad very bad very bad necropara difficult this answer was selected as the correct one very bad that being said absolutely plain chasing death if you can't it's amazing it's something anyway but play the original very very original i don't even know what that fucking game is so you know what looks very very bad what the screenshot comparison of the new art return to our compact oh yeah this is ridiculous it's really surprising too because like i know i watch a trailer and i was like yeah it looks okay i guess but i didn't remember how bad they look in comparison to a complete remaster with the unreal four engine which

i don't even understand how you do that so it's amazing you do a lot more engines which for some reason not all the lighting carried over or they just didn't want it to look the same some of the assets are a bit different some of the colors are different but it just doesn't look as good but sport the pc version the pc version of arkham city and arkham asylum look great um summer just do that and the thing that's weird about this especially are you saying it looks crappy or it looks no no no no do do do the new version yeah looks worse than the original significantly worse so at all no no i was the screenshot pop it up where the fuck do you have to look at the comparisons because on their own the side by side looks awful no bad bad is right

though on their own looks fine but when you look at them side by side yeah it's like that's why this is a story maybe i was looking at the wrong one but i was like wow that one has terrible looking bloom it's surprising doesn't look what's it called again return to arkham uh comparison uh it's not destructoid it's surprising though because no you got the video that's the video that's the video that's fine that's the video all like uh virtuoso's uh ports of final fantasy 10 and 10 too were like in pretty much impeccable um so there is so oh wait there's some really really weird ones uh where you're seeing like the lighting is just way harsh it's completely different it's the textures look worse uh joker's hair looks all fucked up in a couple of clips that looks a little better we have

to describe what we're seeing yeah basically uh it's really just it makes the colors have been completely changed and in many cases and the way this video puts it together is it shows you the remastered first in some cases and then wheels over it you know what i look at it makes no sense like that look at that so mad so we're looking at the shot of joker with his hands spread apart and batman walking in and look and you can get so clear and look how much more lighting is in the original missing the screenshot i saw where i thought the remastered version looked better was a side by side of batman uh holding a joker's throat and i thought the remastered at least i thought like there's a six minute video again to be honest on its own it looks fine yeah but when you put it

right next to it you're like why is there yeah you see these shadows on joker's face what the fuck is that so again this is six minutes of it it looks worse like it's crazy and like the resolution difference you're seeing mad is because i think they're looking at like the the 360p version you can't see oh wait well the remastered you can see uh rain splatters but that's just a baked in effect now do we know if they're handling it themselves or no we just said it's no it's by virtuous that that ported to the excellent f of 10 and 10 to okay yeah it's really weird it's really baffling yeah like joker in particular looks really bad and to answer your question pat i don't understand why this change would be made if they can just port the pc version wouldn't that be cheaper wouldn't

that be way cheaper everything and unreal for whatever that is they're doing well maybe maybe not as the one has to assume that there's no video effect on the remastered so you one has to assume that that on paper before this ever started they thought they were going to get a way superior product yeah yeah well the remastered that shot of robin looks that shot looks good yeah no there's a couple spots where there's more effects remastered version but overall like there's a lot of color and missing effects all over the place it definitely goes both way look how much better the back of bruce's head is in the original that was nuts oh that was so bad look how shitty his hair is in the remastered yeah so so anyway oh my god so like to answer why this is the shot matt's

freaking out of of uh uh four four minutes and 30 seconds the penguin punching Bruce his hair in the original is look at the fucking texture of the little strange and his hair in the remastered version is like last so crazy so yeah uh why they didn't just port it is because they thought they were getting something way better than what happened what they got you know i guess like clearly but they didn't for sure you wouldn't decide let's make it look worse you know you you would never because i thought maybe like when this comes out or like after the fact maybe we could do an arcom asylum lp to be honest i'm still gonna i'm gonna get this version of asylum and play through it and i'm again like when it's on its own it doesn't look all that bad look at the missing

it's really only when you look at them side by side to me it's quite clear just play the original peon pc and yeah if you have the pc that'll do it and you have it because they've had the games for windows live shit rip yeah of course they're fine no they're great so anyway it looks terrible and uh it's very confusing so uh that is there they're wait this is a video that's done by a third party that's going look at this shit it's batman arco i looked at i looked at the official side by oh remember when capcom said hey look how bad remake looks and it looks they they doctored them they shitted up their screenshots to make them look bad yeah look how bad old remake looks like it never looked like but yes to move past the visuals unfortunately uh no the so we have

that there was a new start trick beyond trailer that was better literally talked about that today yeah i know in a video in a video yeah okay in day of sex uh yeah way better way better and i still don't particularly like it but it's it's objectively no but the tone is apologetic so i'm in pegs like please don't hate me i'm from england and there's a girl in the garden it doesn't tell you it doesn't really tell you much but it does what movie trailer does and um yeah no uh no sabotage so can't stand it can't stand it you know they planned it the uh fucking tell you who planned what the oculus software update that's bullshit man that was not great so we've been hearing about like uh vr exclusivity and like people have already been putting work it's a thing it

exists you know what does that mean how is it gonna work on forward etc etc people have already been putting putting work into making uh oculus specific things work on the vive and work and vice versa and lucker lucky lucky lucky palmer said he doesn't really care what you play it on as long as you buy it from yeah lucky palmers like nobody gives a shit what you bought what you play this oculus game on just you know buy it popper mcdonough from us and then we get money who cares right yeah and then like right after he said that but a recent software update for the oculus rift now blocks the app that allows exclusive rift games to run on the h somehow i don't think this will last so that app was working quite well uh up until uh now but the revive but revive which launched a

month ago let vive owners play uh lucky's tail and oculus dream deck on their hdc headsets to be fair it's like it's like someone saying hey play your xbox one games on on this is like it's kind of they're trying to well it's like you're their own device yeah i mean ultimately they have to move headsets like they're not gonna yeah they're not gonna decide on software already but like been backed up by or multiple months so right now they can't move it's true they're not really doing headsets why not just so more so the fun part is uh so the revive is made by cross vr that's the name of the developer that but put out that app uh our latest update as of right now basically is a another group called libre vr released a new version of revive that bypasses the

so here's here's the problem by doing this they took what would be a simple fix to change it and go like oh cool and now they have started the running firmware battle forever with the groups that are doing this ideologically all the russian weirdos that are like free linux forever you know those guys they're gonna now they are engaged in a idea like a holy war against this one and rm and you know the drm always wins those bags oh yeah it always wins it has a hundred percent success that's why i all that's why i own multiple psps all other headset owners will have that monthly visit of a program that plays music way too loud yeah i fucking hate that i hate it if i get scared by crack programs when they play noise too loud but the music is always really it's always really

good yeah it's always really good oh you found some yeah you sick chip you get into it after a second like the thing is is like it's at the point where if i was what if like if we were at willy's place right and i'm i just walked to the bathroom if i heard a certain song come on i'm like i wonder what will he just stole yeah no he's not listening to that project justice the autobooth dreamcast version had the best music i want to press start when you were when you were acquiring certain psp games and people had hacked their custom like boot intros i spent a while trying to make my choking good it's hard it's really hard i gave it a shot too never worked out no it's it's harder than i had to stick with cloud versus sephron yeah that was a good one that was a good one uh yeah

man that oculus shit guys come on it's a bummer it's it's this is one of the most transparent examples we've ever seen of going to a group of customers and saying no don't give us money don't wow speaking of not giving people money yeah french kickstarter game ah right lin and the spirits have you seen or heard of this i have not i never heard of it before the story so this was a uh side scrolling adventure slash puzzle platformer uh inspired by studio ghibli ask uh visuals and colors and things like that sounds interesting yep uh so this it was a project and it's in the works for a while it was up on kickstarter and did it pass uh it was in i don't think it did by the time this happened i'm not too offended by that because it didn't look that

great but i think it was in the midst of its campaign yeah and so uh what happened what happened was uh someone who worked for them uh an intern came out and basically exposed that uh there were a ton of unpaid interns who uh were on this project for a while and in france you're not allowed to not pay your interns for more than two months in a row and uh and what they did was uh blew me like studio the the guys behind it uh they signed off on these forged contracts that basically said yeah no we totally paid them and that's a super legal you can't do it you just said the word for words contracts exactly right so the faux pas and that led to a huge explosion of no sun not a good idea and uh the the whole thing has basically exploded and the project has been

cancelled shocker oh a few so fucking forge contract um and and then they're they released their statement on it and such and you know it was pretty much about how it had been in the works for four years prior to this and the accusations and so on and so forth but ultimately um yeah forge contracts is that's pretty damn yeah no that's pretty damn did you sign this did you have the authority to sign no why did you do it yeah is every do it is everything in this document that you by signing this you are saying as an individual that everything contained within this document is oh no i wasn't saying that is the truth to the best of your ability yes no no that's not what i meant i just signed it for so we would get the money just joking bro just joking no that's

not how that works bro you're lucky you don't go to jail for that bro you see i just wanted to be a criminal for a little while just a little bit so i could get the money yeah hey woolly hey woolly why'd you sign this document okaying the fact that your movers broke your arcade cabinet no i didn't oh too court yeah cut to the gavel hitting the fucking the difficulty of this contract was very bad totally won that case give me my money yep um yeah man you destroyed that business you know what a lot of people probably don't know that story just give a no no no no on the podcast i remember you talked about it before i mean there's people i've done it i've done it on the podcast i've done it in a video but if you're a new listener the short version is that when i was

moving into my place the movers dropped and broke my arcade cabinet uh and then ran out of the building and on the way out as they were like taking their their payment and everything they uh grabbed the contract that's supposed to say hey good job everything's in the prime no problem no complaints and signed where my thing would go gave me the manager slip and kept the customer copy and just high-tailed it out of there as i stared at what i was looking at which and like like did the guile blink blink yeah and then fucking called the courts and said nah and we and we took them to court and i got my money how would you rate that moving company oh go up 10 out of 10 would rate would move no the answer was very bad very bad damn yeah that was a high difficulty yeah to work

with them is very high it's difficulty so yeah um don't don't uh like it's not even that like it's so bad like if you have an agreement to have unpaid interns and they're fine with it then that's fine that's the deal that they made with you um forge stuff don't don't forge shit guys come on come on in school it was okay but you can't do it once you're a little old that's not true don't forge schoolwork no no forging mom slips to say i don't have to go to school oh yeah the teachers think you're cool or or or matt's excuse to him jim class because he doesn't want to be made fun of so don't let him go if you're underage and you're listening to this podcast we need those permission slips guys don't wait to tune them in to talk now you don't talking to you get your moms to sign

in um and last but not least let's end on the exciting new announcement for the brand new gun grave game oh really yeah fuck you too for bringing this up is this a mobile game yeah okay fuck you okay on the emails if you have an email but is it a good mobile game no no i don't know but look at this screenshot you can slash our work it looks kind of you can send an email it's a super best friendcast to gmail.com that's super best friendcast at gmail.com and your email might sound something like this dear woolly did you see the new gun grave game it looks great hope you guys talk about it what type of what type of game does it look like it looks like like in that look the same time the answer was very bad damn it okay no that one really yeah okay

fuck anyway balls next email all right next email we'll take one coming in from kyle hey kyle aloha from hawaii guys nice i recently finished dark souls 3 and began getting into more pvp so i could keep playing yep um i never really played souls games online until dark dark three and i've been thinking about how all the phantoms look what are your thoughts on the bright neon colors and glowing things and do you think it would have been better with a subtler effect oh no i think it's really important they're incredibly easy to see from a distance like red phantoms you should be able to see them from a mile away and to that end there are spells for that yeah so there's a there's a couple videos going around of a guy he puts on the fake

white phantom ring and then he puts on the ring that makes you invisible past 10 feet and then he casts a slight invisibility spell and he appears indistinguishable from the the ghosts that wander around of other players that you see the levels and everyone he just runs by people and they completely ignore him that's cool and it's it's great yeah i think that personally i would have liked to have seen the color like the full outfit of what you're wearing so i can see what you're wearing normally with right colors oh you can tell but just a not if you're not super into it you can't well really hard super into it yeah and just put a put a big uh stand energy aura around the character uh to signify the day i kind of wish it was more subtle but i understand why it looks

honestly the games are really quite hard uh i i mean we've played a bunch of them so they get easier as time goes on but they are really hard games and if it was too subtle like it would be almost you you can equip you can equip a ring that completely changes your parents to a normal person and you're you're you can use an ivory branch your aura your red aura or your white aura completely goes away and you become your regular character model at the same time um it tells you the name of the person invading you yeah and then they show up and their name is floating over their head no no i'm talking about invaders if you're an invader and you want to appear like a normal person you you want to have your big neon red look or orange look or

whatever but i'm just saying that you see the name yeah of who's coming in attention and then they're there yeah so what do you want you know the game is already hard so i i i really appreciate it because especially in dark three there are by far the most colors on the map at one time or there have ever been you have white yellow orange red pink blue and purple like right and they all need to be clear because they all have different rules to win yeah they can't be similar and there's no actual black is there there's no black despite them all being called black phantoms it's a typo it's a typo yeah several thousands of labels you know about black spider man you know about black spider man of course i know about spider man you know about spider

man black you mean black spider man i mean black spider man no no what is this black spider man black spider man black black spider black is that a drink super say i do i do know i do know about it black black spider man god spider man black he's a bad spider man oh you have no segway this is you're just asking me i'm just seeing if he knows what's going on i do know about that development all right their ultra edge lord friends specifically met oh i am one mago the snowman this is about to know when we're getting a full lp of zakan lilu being afraid of sneaky cucumbers what the fuck is this you've never seen videos of cats freaking out at cucumbers oh it's true they hate them no cats hate cucumbers i know they hate them there's videos there's

tons of videos i never knew you put a cucumber down right next to a cat do you have to like cut it open no no you put the raw cucumber or zucchini down next to the cat just outside of its vision we're gonna pickle no cucumber or zucchini and then they turn and they see it and they lose their shit they they every body every muscle in their body completely seizes up and they either jump away or like and there was so is it like a weird thing like how elephants are actually really scared of mice like no one really elephants are scared of no no elephants are scared of anything small enough to crawl up their nose nope that's incorrect really myth busters busted it it's specifically other stuff the same size it's only mice and they shit their pants when they saw it

they're like how is this true how is this one real i thought for sure this be fake it was a dumb idea for an episode so the cat cucumbers thing uh i did read an i fucking love science article about minds them of hoax dick and they're like no i can't remember what it was but it's it's they hate it they hate it if i was to try something like that i'm not going to do it yet because both cats don't need extra stress right now so but yeah they just tape cucumbers around them and cucumbers then they wouldn't know what to do because cats like it when there's like an object on the floor like a carpet or something they stay in because it makes them feel centered and safe so if you put it around i guess they would just spin in a 360 art and i'm really good

friends no you tape a cat it goes through eight story arcs in an evening you take a cat to the back of a cat and you get a perpetual motion machine yeah the cats look at the ring of cucumbers of the chapter and like the difficulty of this is very bad very bad very very bad meow hi now uh it's almost like the thing where you put a post-it note on a cat's yeah on their side or wherever yeah and it throws them the fuck off yeah it's kind of cruel their their balance becomes completely distorted because they feel like their senses feel like they're touching a surface like if you tape a piece of paper to the side of a cat they'll walk the other way it's awesome figure it out sick all these weird new ways of mind control cat one weird trick to fuck up your cat that's good if you

want to do something similar to your dog give them a lime to eat or force oh yeah dog that oh you never seen it what is dog it's amazing so they'll eat cat dogs they'll eat the lime dogs don't eat anything but they will eat the lime they'll start to lick it and it'll take a second or two and then they will start to jerk their heads back and go what the fuck is that it's terrible and run in circles and then go right back to the line it's super you can look it up on youtube okay so it's like the cat cucumbers yeah it's it's oh yeah somewhere like that don't oh that's so bad no but get get the orgasmatron like the head scratcher and just put it on your dog's head and oh they like that and watch the guys roll back it's nice knowing that pets have just weird kryptonites

weird weird weird they're even both green very good hack that pupper take this doggie break his bones quickly uh so shea's best wife who's asking if we think uh with the recent doom release being pretty freaking good yeah shea played it a bunch too much like shadow warrior and wolf inside the new order is there anything classic like that you'd want to see resurrected quake treatment uh you know what i was thinking about this i have a retro gamer article is reading where they build the history of quake and they're like does anyone even remember quake for no and i do because it sucks yeah but that's the thing they're like it's going to be a long time before you see another quake because they want to space it out between that and there's also like quake wars

was so so i have to wait yeah those are not the same thing don't don't even head down so there's two things that i want to see and they're both pretty much the same thing one is quake but it's not quake two three or four quake it's quake one when it's all weird fucking you just want to be natural fucking things you just want to reboot would you be fine with that just a reboot that's just quake one and i want and i want heretic i was gonna say heretic's the one no that's the fucking one heretic is so fucking cool it is um that's it that that's my pick too if i was to say anything else i would love if duke nukem could come back but that's that's that that moment has passed but i was actually gonna say is that i really like blood to one whole unit of blood vampire

no just no blood the first person shooter that yeah blood one whole unit of blood a little less off made okay it was like you're an undead hunter guy and it was kind of a jokey duke nukem style game and it was it was really really fun it was a good game and they they made a sequel like a few years later but wasn't very good uh i'm gonna say syndicate i want to see that that didn't come back you already saw that proper okay that's that's a different question unlikely good okay i want to see it back good no my answer stands the same as pats totally heretic is so cool and it's it was made by john romero but the whole point of this question guys got that even what you want yeah totally they own that ip like it's what you want given the right treatment yeah i know i'd rather

that over quake i mean it got it it got it shot and it failed again like what do you as did duke nukem yeah and doom got four yeah but it was a lot i'm sure the developers it was a lot longer between doom three and four than it was between syndicate there's no there's no timeline on this question i'm just saying no you're no he's allowed to want no i don't know why you're fighting that i find it but it's gonna be a long time until we get another syndicate i like if i said i wanted a brand new to rock that's not gonna happen the last to rock game that was still okay fuck it satellite rain we're good never mind you'll get that soon the kickstarter project that was a good fucking we like redo syndicate never mind my point then totally forgot just ignore man was

to rock just ignore that last one dinosaurs are stupid the t-rex hit its teeth behind its lips fuck this everyone's trying to make dinosaurs less cool as time goes on i started with the feathers and now it's with the lips there by the time we're like 45 or something the actual look of the dinosaur they don't exist we'll share they never existed it was all of work they will they will share like no design similarity no one of my favorite images it was just money laundering the whole time when my favorite images is god saying god puts troll scientists by putting fake bones and ground yeah um no they're just gonna look like big bird and that's gonna be canon that's gonna be great i'm gonna look like big bird snuffle up because it's awesome uh heretics the answer though

dare super dare super shrill scream lords last podcast you're talking about the silver case remake and woolly mentioned offhand that he really didn't like flour sudden rain while the puzzles are occasionally pretty obtuse i figured he'd be a fan of some kind of cool character designs like rambians who could you explain your seasoning hatred uh sincerely ito mccallister we just went for you right we just went for like not the biggest fan to your seething hatred yeah in the same email well that's well that's that's the the thing i was trying to get at here is at no point it's seething hatred it's seething i mean he's just really didn't judge you it just didn't ripping off of you and i i bought it i gave it two or three earners that seems really harsh woolly

that seems way too and a you didn't buy it a fan gave it to you at a con if i recall i purchased it when we went to that mom and pop games that's what i'm thinking of i'm sorry yeah that's what it was i a fan gave us a copy of it way to call out nothing it was an honest mistake all right so i when you admit them that we that we will find out later was actually super dishonest so no um i find the notebook i was i was excited to see what the origins were like and uh you know solve the few puzzles went a few through some of the environments and yeah it just it just wasn't entertaining just didn't know it wasn't it wasn't clicking with me you know i i was not enjoying it that's all i really got for you man it's it's not really much more complex it's a it's a kind of

jank game to be honest a little bit more than kind of i'm not i'm utterly unshucked by this it's it's quite thoroughly jank yeah um max wants to know if any of us have been keeping up on dragon ball super nope no i have a friend who keeps up on it very closely do you ask them like for for recaps no but i get them oh that show i don't know it doesn't sound that good no to be honest uh well the black goku's in it like that tiny fucking wallaby with the big nipples it's shadow goku it doesn't matter it's the black goku have you seen you can correct me all you want have you seen the black Naruto because it's real you mean you there's there's an actual drawing of black Naruto um and there's a website black ruto yeah i i don't i don't know man like the promise of

the series was interesting when it first started and it was enough for me to like tune in and check out the first like chapter or two um but i didn't watch those movies either basically to be fair so it's like yeah you think he would have just stopped after maybe sell yeah maybe that would have been a good time to let the old creative you try he literally did and then he tried to hold up the dump truck to his house and he got so far what did you make a pink cell that's not as cool okay sell like fuck sell is good too i like great no it sounds great i don't think anybody just likes so yeah okay good well go on that's right go on does like a lot kind of a fringe opinion yeah and lastly we'll take opinion on sell is very bad

lastly we'll take one from matt and uh you're welcome pat you've got a behelit what do you sacrifice to become an apostle well this this is a true question because you have to sacrifice whatever's closest to you in your life so your so the question is like your word squad is your tv your bird squad i'd have to sacrifice your birds quite clearly your birds i'd have to sacrifice the mrs the job and the family no it's only one oh it's only one birds baby ashley your tv man you literally almost killed leon for touching your tv to be fair he touched it really bad like anyone would be at least annoyed by that even shorter wait what you lose more hair no or you get more danger something to sacrifice not a full no it's true it's something that he

like he has to have whatever i answered my question in the correct order and i wouldn't take the deal because i wouldn't be able to live with myself well griffith even as a cool apostle guy yeah even as a cool apostle guy well you know why the hidden the hidden the hidden underneath that's stupid because griffith griffith wanted the most in the world is what he got yeah so that doesn't work in that context well you're like you know what i mean the underneath question here you have to have a desire if i have a bailet right am i in a universe in which guts exists you're not let's say no for not griffith let's call it this world okay this world yeah still wouldn't take the deal hmm i got everything i want wouldn't you be curious to know what your

form would be though i'd be i could ask the bailout what it would be and it would be like yeah i'd want to know that at the very least would that be well worth like just to see killing your wife and the whole i want to know where my concept art will be well yeah that's not worth it no but i'm not going to take the deal i just want to know i would i would not take the bailet steal okay no i wouldn't either any any of the choices are too shitty i got everything i want i'm totally content and also my life and perfectly happy also remember that eventually maybe in 20 maybe in 50 years someone will write that your rival finally kills you yeah if he's not maybe on your death bed pat oh yeah on your death bed it's all come into an end no yeah that's you know when your

when your robo body fails you know 2300 you don't because because because the thing i would have to sacrifice to the bailet is stuff like my family or my girlfriend slash wife like and i like i can't do that that's evil can't do it but you thought of doing lots of evil stuff on this podcast but i wouldn't like kill my mom to get a robot body what if you could be a toilet forever not if i had to kill my mom to be fair she's waiting behind a fog gate what does that mean yeah what does that mean it means she's got a lot of souls inside of her would you do it if everyone that you knew would do it to you well yeah would you do it back at them sit in their dirt bed okay there you go but i have to know it for sure okay so you're

committed but you you get a preview of your form and it's just a biker mouse okay you need but you really want it but you really wait is woolly still alive no he was gonna use it on you okay no because i would only want to be a biker mouse if woolly was still alive i'd become sure at that point you would get a taller and stronger form as a biker mouse no and you get to eat chili dogs all day yeah that's fine that's good this is this is a good thing that happened all right any good things coming up this week over watching about two hours our channel oh no definitely not nothing good on the channel nothing no no she's chasing dead day sex uh dark souls will continue and i should mention that at this point i said it on twitter but the lp is completely finished

yeah beat the game it's over dlc will happen in the future obviously but uh whenever that is if if you're like pat hey you miss this thing or you want to tell me a cool thing that that you you want to make sure that i didn't miss uh i totally missed it and i'm sorry it doesn't matter but you you did you guys did all the bosses i fought all the bosses i've been i've been asked to ask i missed a couple i missed a couple weapons and and stuff in the final areas and i know i missed the endings of most of the side quest that's fine because guess what happens at the end of everyone's side quest they die people want to know they're running into you on the pc version right now uh if my name is lucky ted on the pc version and i'm around level five thirty four and i'm

wearing a thrall hood and i'm pvp'ing in the crucifixion woods that's pretty much all i'm getting all my um i'm getting all of my uh metals and shit for all the pvp you're fighting with the crab king and right now the crucifixion woods are fucking going nuts yeah looking for you so so i'm yeah i'm wearing the thrall hood and like mirror set and i'm using a bunch of two-handed swords so if you see lucky ted and he has that that might be me and i'll wave they go find you yeah run and tell that uh what else is coming up uh are you on the channel yeah that's it yeah that's it uh the the arc uh have you got heavy rain archives yeah are dropping into in t minus i think it's fairly what you folks would expect really uh me and matt at some point this week

i'm gonna go record a doom video but we have no idea when that'll go up because like it takes a little bit but uh doom's so cool we want to put a video back up a bit i checked it out on the bus actually comes out this thursday so that's not a month from now i said in june so that could be in like yeah i guess uh so yeah we might take a look at that if we have time so um in terms of what's coming out this week in terms of what may be good i sure hope ninja turtles is good is that this week it's tomorrow or today on overwatch day what a perfect day overwatch is in two hours well you know what i mean today seven p.m right yeah seven p.m is that only pc or uh no it's it's everybody i believe it oh maybe maybe it's only pc because psn can get a little weird with its dates on monday

the basic deal is it's midnight uh gmt and it's a little later on the east stand and i was a little earlier on the west end you made a sigh willy yeah well um because i'm not sure about it but x-men apocalypse is dropping and it might you mean okay i heard it might not be great i'm gonna be i'm gonna be checking that out with the mic and yeah i think i'm gonna jump in there you're gonna jump in there i think i'll jump in no you can't because you're gone oh we're gone that's true okay we're because me and willy will be at momma con if you're in the atlanta area and if you enjoy the crime time you know what you might want to live action crime time do me a favor punch bunny in the dick for me i already did thank you do it again never stop and then pull on it and like say pat says

hello witness is good say the witness is good i will all say that if i believe that do you believe tell him a hyper light drifter is the fucking shit he doesn't know what he's talking about for me okay how about how about we leave it at that i'm just gonna obscure facts about pacinco yeah i will so yeah that's also happening uh this weekend so and that's it we did the podcast i'm gonna hit the stop guys hey do we know wait hold on do can we tell people about when what time things are happening well i wrote i wrote it all on like uh twitter and on our facebook but for all the podcast listeners that would be uh the crime time is happening on the this saturday from 4 p.m until question mark and uh we're gonna have an autograph signing directly after that and then on the friday there

will be a panel starting at 5 30 i believe i heard there's some cool people gonna be at this i'm sure i'm sure you can check the the booklets that they give you at momma con to double check those because there's always the possibility of a last second change by half an hour in one direction maybe maybe i'm wonderful we'll be allowed to swear this time yes we will we'll see we will okay all right that's good good to know there you go that was a crap fart uh hell damn hell damn fart hell good podcast guys i have never heard the word but used in such an objectionable manner but but but but but but but he doesn't stop he won't stop saying it oh jeez man calcum really doesn't like that now if you still

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