Castle Super Beast - SBFC 157: The Dark Olympics

Episode Date: August 9, 2016

Movie impressions for Don't Breathe, Lights Out, Suicide Squad, and Ghostbusters. We get into new Pokemon leaks, Overwatch lootbox shenanigans, and No Moan's Sky day one patch: No Man's Sky 2....

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Starting point is 00:00:00 were you guys aware that an x-men issue well boy 57 157 what happens that that must be propping up the phoenix yeah actually so phoenix is already dead yeah okay and we know this because they mentioned the x-men issue I forgot in stranger things 135 right so the phoenix tag is already done yeah right so in this issue who's on the cover but dark phoenix ah of course and everyone's like what the fuck you're dead mm-hmm and in this issue apparently kitty pride just puts on a phoenix outfit and gets nightcrawler to fill a room with a bunch of smoke to troll and she tricks the entire shiar empire into freaking out and
Starting point is 00:01:01 running away is that yeah she put on some tights you would think she could control herself so tights and a smoke machine tricked the entire shiar empire they're super advanced no super advanced type like the bird race yeah they're like the chozo belaymer but they don't have scouting confirmed for no no doesn't the gladiator have a skin anyone I don't fucking care about he wasn't there gladiator has a big dumb mohawk and you'll always be dead to me for that reason and then I crawler grabs her and teleports her out so it looks like she magically disappears and everyone goes oh my god it was her to what
Starting point is 00:01:38 ends wait to the shiar not have mute no they have some equivalent of mutants no they're just regular they're just a bunch of aliens a bunch of them have superpowers right but it's a but they're just alien races that normally have powers yeah it's not necessarily so it should be even harder to fool them but now though this terrible news why'd you tell me this welcome was that like 48 year-old comic spoilers what was that like 45 year-old comic spoilers or something something like that because I remember that art being on a cartoon in the 90s yeah like yeah 20 years ago which was the most annoyingly replayed
Starting point is 00:02:14 cartoon yeah I just I just wanted to find that one person that's out there defending the shiar empire just to let him know what's up I mean I would have defended them until I heard that their perception is very bad I guess so can't gladiator beat up juggernaut I saw that one time no he can't speaking of bad perception nice Matt you and I saw a movie oh yeah yeah oh wow oh that's a good segue yeah yeah it was the the conclusion of the Fantasia film festival this week and of the two movies I got to see all summer one of them was one that Willie was also there for and
Starting point is 00:02:54 that was we talked about the podcast and so long ago the don't breathe don't breathe whatever you do what you think it no no that was a really good movie man yeah I was quite Steve Lang a very scary old man holy shit the general from avatar can play the creepiest old fucker and hopefully fingers crossed our future cable oh man maybe so perfect for the creepy but he's also like not inherently evil no but they do this they do this thing and I have no problem here oh yeah they do this thing where it's like the okay what's the premise of the movie you go watch the trailer and it's like a bunch of shitty like fucking
Starting point is 00:03:34 kids in Detroit edge edgy thieves living in Detroit are breaking into houses and stealing shit and literally jacking off on people's carpets because yeah I'm on top of the world tell me that's literal that's literal he was he was peeing he wasn't jerking off I couldn't tell it looked like he was I don't I think you really believe in yourself you can do both so you know you know in Detroit you can eventually there's this one guy that got a huge payout over here and he's in an abandoned area Detroit let's go hit that house up he's a blind old man so this will be a fucking cakewalk by the way think about how amazing this is
Starting point is 00:04:10 you're there in the abandoned section of Detroit which is real yeah so therefore help is not around at all you call the cops and they'll be like we'll be there in 50 minutes right so you break in and then it turns out that the old man is stick yeah he's a bad and now you're in sticks house and he doesn't want you there also because you brought a firearm in he's now got the right to actually kill you on his property yeah and he took your firearm so begin movie go there's also the we said there's three edge edgy kids and usually in a setup where there's any type of movie where your heroes or main characters are doing
Starting point is 00:04:46 something that's not really heroic like burglarizing people's homes there's there it's like final fight there's one person that's kind of neutral one person that's inherently a good guy and one person that's kind of a shit yeah you're like I can go either way on them yeah so so the well no I won't go no you don't have to go into the detail of it but ultimately like they do a really cool thing where Steven Lang is yeah he's just creepy old dude and the whole movie he's blonde and whatever but he's just like grunting and snouting snouting his way through I know no no just oh really right and you're just like this is
Starting point is 00:05:27 they're making him a monster that's chasing them down and like you do hit a point where eventually you start to hear him and you're like okay you made him a thing like you get an almost bane like voice yeah gravel out of him and and the line that we take away oh we even say so people have to catch up in the videos I think we say at least twice yeah a man that doesn't believe in God can achieve anything anything is possible what you don't believe in yeah it's like yeah you nailed it he's like it's creepy enough man could we get Steven Lang to and that I thought I was gonna say on the podcast no yeah also also it just so
Starting point is 00:06:15 happens that you know while he is it's the it's one three versus one he's got he's got a striker he's got a striker in the form of Beast Dog he's got a he's got an attack puppy on his lawn and it's ready to go at all times is that is that like the reasoning behind no escape through the front door is just that dog will kill you but possibly right I like I like barriers that are non physical walls there's twist and turns with with the dog you can't go out there there are Galford like combos that occur at certain moments awesome movie I really really recommend it and I yeah for something that's such a simple premise
Starting point is 00:07:00 like it was produced by Sam Raimi right directed by the guy that directed the evil dead remake which is an incredible movie just not really evil dead you know what I mean like I was like you should have called this movie rain yeah now that you mentioned it mentioned the evil dead credit there so it's like it's something that's made for people that are like you know a familiar with the genre because it twists you a couple times around before you get you get let loose yeah the other thing I saw that same day was blood father starring Hollywood face and hero of the people Mel Gibson yeah huh he's back yeah I
Starting point is 00:07:44 guess so the blood father blood father form now blood father is basically let's take Mel Gibson put him in put him in a father role well Liam Neeson take him in taken okay but also secretly what if he's payback belt Mel Gibson okay so like a fashion section went down and they stole his bloody child from it's not so much stole it's she comes to him going I'm way in over my head and then blood father yeah the entire movie they're together there's a pretty cool name but I want to know where the blood comes from so do you got you remember hope from hope from Jessica Jones yeah yeah yeah it's her okay that's his that
Starting point is 00:08:30 plays his daughter and she is really good at being coked the fuck out because she's coked the fuck out for the entire movie and he's all like Joel bearded up kind of right and a real like dad murder vibe going on in the world lately seems like it angry dad is here to save you try not to get yourself killed out like the action hero has transformed from Schwarzenegger to like a 48 year old bearded guy who looks like he cut himself making tools he's so relatable yeah because there's something out there that like people want to relate to the idea don't touch me and my family yeah I didn't see it I described as a blood
Starting point is 00:09:14 father and say would this be it feels like an 80s movie it doesn't no no no I wouldn't it doesn't feel like an 80s movie at all it feels like Mel Gibson doing his 80s characters fast-forwarded and I'm gonna say it feels like someone just went where Mel Gibson lives and just started filming yeah like it he is in this shitty ass trailer and then like not getting any to be in movies no not quite the you were supposed to blow me before the jacuzzi Mel Gibson but it's still it's still a fucking grumbling mess and again shitty fucking like coke dad defending coke daughter from cartel you know it's a it's a wild dumb ride and
Starting point is 00:10:02 like spoiler alert midway through the movie there's a point where he like shaves his gruff beard off and becomes Mel Gibson again oh and the camera is like hey do the unfortunate things start coming out again they don't yeah like the beard muffles it yeah so with no what were you saying that about gold I yeah here does his pop filter and if it's gone then all of his inner thoughts come tumbling out don't call your daughter sugar tits don't do that also pack of what fun little supporting role from William H. Macy which was unexpected but really really fun as well so yeah man if you want to see what
Starting point is 00:10:42 the fuck this dude's been up to and if you want to see him settled into a role where he doesn't have to act he just has to read the lines go check out blood father okay cool that's that so that's pretty much all of Fantasia I guess I'll just continue um attack with on happened I re I re outed my Lucio cosplay for version 2 now with pants that stay on now with parts that don't explode off of me big improvement until the photo shoot is over and you're on the escalator and then they literally start falling off that's a huge improvement yeah like you ever see when the armor breaks off of you in Soul Calibre 4 yeah literally
Starting point is 00:11:20 standing on the escalator yeah well that doesn't matter no photo shoot was you need to get to the point where you get some straps or whatever that you decide I'm gonna have to tighten these too tight in order for this to stay on yeah just so that I can flex them off that's the real that's the real oh you want the full-on like nips destroying your shirt thing I want the leg form yeah the zanky vein that busts you know I know it was last week Willie but when we were returning from Hamilton and we were at the airport and you just casually like reached over to scratch your shoulder super crazy look on his
Starting point is 00:11:56 face because he forgot he had that Lucio tattoo still on he's like what the fuck is on my arm like my my arm is not he was so panicked it's still on me now didn't get that drunk it's still on me now actually and it's it's holding up but yeah I completely you know forgot that shit really funny um your lady friend Liam she convinced me and totally turned me around on the eggs on the newest intro to diamond is unbreakable yeah I was next to her phone okay that I'm like oh message from woolly I shouldn't read this but why and then she showed it to me and I was like oh Liam why am I message in your girl can you
Starting point is 00:12:40 tell her to contact me because I would appreciate that just read I'll bring you to you what she brought to me just two things one Chase is the name of the song yeah it's one you go listen to the acoustic version it's it's nicer it's a smoother like song and it's easier listening okay to the fucking lyrics are so good and they give me goosebumps for what's about to come because one thing that I did notice upon multiple rewatches is that boy there's a lot of hand imagery yeah yeah but like the just like as far as framing the themes that we're about to enter we're not there yet I'm like oh man those lyrics are fucking
Starting point is 00:13:21 the lyrics like I'm gonna catch you hand man and your magic cat too every line ends with hand bent no like the piercing arrow strut from a bow I will chase you I will chase you I'm like yeah yeah yeah and then you get the visuals at that point of them like reaching out to fucking get that asshole oh man I was like okay no you turn me around you turn really cool because I also didn't really dig it too much and like she looked she also didn't really dig it that's why she checked the lyrics okay sure enough it's totally right it's right in there with all the other intros like this was designed for this moment damn and not for anything
Starting point is 00:14:00 cultural ignorance yeah is our downfall yet again no I'm on us for not speaking every language yeah damn you God I only speak to and the sorry not nearly enough for any of us and like and also like the even the opening lines of it are like almost a reference to the fact that it's like our crazy noisy bizarre town days are over I was just having a carefree summer not paying attention to the things that were around me that I cared about and your strut taken away like it's a whole perfect thematic like interruption dives deeper into it than you would expect it's a it's a thematic like a man yeah like the last did you
Starting point is 00:14:39 watch last episode well yeah I was so disappointed that that episode didn't just go on maybe four and a half minutes yeah I know I know that's I know that may be my favorite part of the entire I was hoping they would but I guess it'll be the start of that that's fine that's fine but because because that's the moment yeah because crazy noisy bizarre town should have actually gone up until this week yes I know net and that is coming we should have gone into change I thoroughly thoroughly agree that was an oversight but we'll see where it goes I'm excited I'm really excited I did not get a chance to finish stranger things
Starting point is 00:15:15 I'm about halfway through it this man but I marathoned as much as possible with my girlfriend that's not as much as possible I make the same mistake I listened to you last week and then I made the same mistake where me and the girlfriend are just chilling and we're like we should watch strange things and we watched two episodes and now now we're like locked in now I'm locked in I can't just hang it out can't just burn through nope halfway through though and like I'm fucking loving every there's I have hope you enjoy it when the show starts like I actually like no complaints like I have one
Starting point is 00:15:55 I had a mild complaint so then it kind of solved itself then answer me this like when you when you're watching it did you find that the black levels are kind of messed up or like it was hard to see in some scenes was going on especially like things at night no but I am watching the ultra HD Netflix like 4k feed so I mean okay I ironically do all the shit that is talked about my TV and it's black levels I also did not encounter that problem okay just tell fine because we're watching this on an old TV yeah that'll do it one from like you might be experiencing black crush due to an improperly set color range sure mm-hmm
Starting point is 00:16:31 how far did you strike I got two episodes okay and I'm sorry guys I really wanted to get the kids are good right yeah the kids are sitting there going like these are amazing child actors and it's a minor point from Suicide Squad but the shot actor in that movie is God damn terrible like thank God she only has two and a half scenes but then like the difference between the two like those kids are gonna go places man they're amazing they want to totally because the only thing I said like like approaching a complaint was just like well what there's wonder is like oh man I think that that like art for Netflix spoiled
Starting point is 00:17:10 something oh no it didn't that's fine right but then it was like then you double back and realize like oh shit that art yeah and then and then go back and look at the poster yeah you finish the show of course of course and then there's a bit of another thing it's like man fucking black kid calm your tits oh no wait no it's fine it's fine it's cool you know no he up until he runs it back he runs it back but he's like there always needs to be one person that's like never fully on board and they kind of make him go up until the very edges of like seriously just help but yeah he runs it back there there's something
Starting point is 00:17:49 that none of you guys mentioned that I need to talk about because it's one of my biggest pet peeves and all these kinds of fictions Silent Hill and nearly every horror movie ever made and anything they all exist in that weird universe in which there are no horror movies and like there's no zombies no zombie fiction or any of that stuff and the first thing in the first scene that I saw is a giant poster on the wall yeah and they're talking about X men and they're like I'll quit Michael Myers in this shit these are all characters who are kind of getting what's going on these characters are aware of the pop
Starting point is 00:18:26 culture significance of the weirdness around there is there is an in-universe framing device that is literally a D&D board yeah yeah it's dude they are so aware because I'm just so tired of like I saw lights out the week before and lights out is like there's this horrible moment in that movie where the the mom and the daughter are going there's no such thing as ghosts and it's like fuck off so that's I got so that's the other thing is we got tickets to but didn't go to I got to get sushi lights out but just didn't end up going it's fine is it because I was like it's a regular ass spooky movie with some cool shots like
Starting point is 00:19:10 the the gimmick of the the light monster trailer set it up good yeah is really cool but aside from that visual effect it's really a monster light though no the monster can only exist in shadow okay so there's a ton of scenes of like lights are flickering or they're probably the best scene in the movie yeah there's two really good scenes in the movie one is the chicks got a Kenny's roasters sign red sign outside her window right and it it even better for no it pings on for two seconds and it pings off for two seconds and she's like running away from it and it try it's about to kill her and then the
Starting point is 00:19:44 light turns off or on or whatever and it disappears and then she's able to get to all you know stuff like yeah okay that's cool that gimmick is cool and I like it similar to the worst thing about that movie is I sat down in that theater with my girlfriend a Hamilton and I'm like I'm so excited I'm so excited for lights out and then we see a trailer for don't breathe and I'm like why are they showing us a trailer for the movie we came to see yeah exactly that was it no no no and then the movie starts and I'm like what is this I thought this was stupid oh cuz I yeah I watched the trailer for lights out on
Starting point is 00:20:22 Fantasia and then I was like okay and then I watched don't breathe I'm like that's a better version of the same movie yeah I'm sure don't breathe is actually out no it's probably okay but no the actual cool scene from lights out yeah with the cops oh yeah you fuck it the movie is not good spoiler warning for the next 40 minutes no for the next minute is the best scene in the movie is cops show up at the house and they're trying to kill the thing and it's poorly lit so the monster has total free reign of the entire environment and it's slowly walking towards a cop as it shoots her but the the flash of the
Starting point is 00:21:00 muzzle makes it disappear so the bullet doesn't hit it and the cop fires maybe eight rounds and every time he does the monster just so start shadow stepping towards him it's a cool look really cool that's a good bit I like that be that would be really cool for an in-game monster yeah that thing yeah don't breathe doesn't actually officially come out till the end of the month oh I'm gonna go see that for sure cuz that looks good it's better than lights out I can't wait to bring well don't breathe is more like a suspense thriller it's not really a horror movie or anything it depends it depends whether or not you
Starting point is 00:21:36 want to include old men as as yeah they're kind of scary there's a concept that Matt and I are gonna just hold in the stables yeah until the time is right yeah the final concept okay okay yeah yeah right the thing that that takes us through to the future okay tell me tell me one thing about don't breathe please don't tell me that he could see the whole time no okay that's all I want holy shit that would be because that would ruin the movie yeah he was faking it yeah he was a work for no reason who wants to juggle that well since I I saw around around around the same time frame in fact the day before it was a
Starting point is 00:22:20 kind of struggle I last week on the podcast I mentioned how we I acquired the sweet baby the Vespa for for my wife and we very awkward moment when something's being delivered to you and you're just kind of waiting and it's supposed to be here at this specific time and I'm just kind of waiting there and she's like so what are we doing so I'm like I just a little tired you know just hanging out and I'm like looking at my phone she's like okay cool I guess and she just falls asleep for Lorne that it looks like I don't give a shit that's a good setup okay and then finally I got a call saying hey I'm outside with
Starting point is 00:23:02 your thing and I'm like okay cool so I do everything with him I thank him whatever and then I go back upstairs I'm like hey so you want to go outside like you know make a run to so-and-so's hey we'll go to that that terrible supermarket that you love but I hate because it's so packed with people from the plateau right oh god and then she's like yeah okay I guess and then we walk by our back alley when I make sure to walk by it the same technique I used with Kurt where I walk by my hotel and go oh shit I forgot something yeah this is what I think I am clever with I am not it's a good one it's not people see
Starting point is 00:23:40 through it anyway I'm like hey did you see that there's a bunch of like random kittens in the alley this is the best I could come up you know because there are alley cats in the alley we see them at least once or twice a week and I'm like there's a bunch of kittens that is a half step removed from look over there it's a puppy it is it is it's all I could come up with I was so nervous so like she goes uh-huh and then we go in the back and I'm like oh they're not here I guess I saw them before and she goes yeah alright and then she goes wait what the fuck as she turns and she sees and she goes like puts her hand to her mouth
Starting point is 00:24:18 goes oh my god I can't believe you actually oh my god oh my god and then we spent the next 25 minutes figuring out how to start the fucking thing you have to put in the nuclear launch codes to get this thing to start up just like California adventures all over again yes and no because we had a fucking manual it tells you everything but it's so complicated to start up a festival I was surprised but she finally gets on it and she put puts down the alley and I'm like yeah baby writer like you still need to explain to me what the fuck that is so but that like watch my video watch my video well watch this one hour and 30
Starting point is 00:24:53 minute Godzilla video that's right sleep try not to fall asleep we only put out like fucking 90 minutes of footage a day yeah superglue a little jet Jaguar toy to the top of the I will I will I were gonna see we can get it customized and all that to say sweet baby anyway bearing all that after Hamilton star exorcist came to Montreal and she's still here she's currently residing at Liam's residence of place because we can only take her for a couple of days because she drove down with trainer Pat who very very nicely said I'll give you a ride I want to come to Montreal for a little bit and what resulted in me going
Starting point is 00:25:31 no no don't do this you're gonna muck up all these birthday plans like you guys are cool but like please don't all it's so complicated and then eventually I was like no if I tell them maybe this will work out maybe they can distract and run interference and stuff so during the course of the week we're all busy with recordings and stuff and they very nicely say hey we'll clean your office for you because it we're still in the process of getting that all that started up they went to go get stuff at Ikea a trainer pet put together by himself the fucking super comfy sofa goddamn so he did a lot here's so much but while
Starting point is 00:26:12 they're doing all this I'm Liana's sister primarily organized this whole surprise party for her she hates surprise parties she's like no get out the places and clean I didn't know there's a surprise party so like like I she likes organizing things right so I know that she her sister's gonna come by Melissa so with a bunch of food the whole story so I purposely and strategically litter the kitchen with Godzilla's everywhere cuz fuck you so she comes in with all this food and she goes what the why is there why why are there dinosaurs and I'm like wait do you think you're winning that encounter I want it that I heard
Starting point is 00:26:59 going where why are all these dinosaurs and then I had to physically move them off myself wouldn't victory be like oh it's Matt's Godzilla toys and not like what are all these baby dinosaur toys for idiots here I don't get it okay never mind never mind she was gonna always say that she only has one word you just had to make the confrontation you don't want you don't want a moral victory you want like an annoyance victory yeah I want to know yeah yeah yeah no because I need to move all the Godzilla's you can prepare all the food anyway that that I want to get me good luck I'm hiding behind an army of dinosaur
Starting point is 00:27:33 toys you can't stop me if I hide look how big this dinosaur is and a cool thing that we are all talking to star about is that you know when we're all set to go at the office she might be able to make a giant mural of us like in her fantastic artwork if we can get that going like knocking 100% confirm it cuz you never know logistics time and all that kind that Cody would punch through a kind that Cody would punch through and I'm very good I also picked up the Xbox one s after being lied to by an employee at Best Buy who said it's not out today and I'm like it's weird cuz I'm like I have this picture of the
Starting point is 00:28:11 head of Xbox holding one outside of Best Buy and then he's just like okay well maybe there's a miss and he looks at his phone and he's like maybe I think there's a mistake here and I was like he walks off and I'm like it's the mistake realizing that you were captured in a big lie and he comes around the corner of the Xbox one s he's like I don't know what happened and then under my breath I go I do was it was it the two terabyte yes you got your hands on that you're one of the only people that have it for a long-ass time why I didn't know that was even a thing that was always apparently those are gone not forever but
Starting point is 00:28:48 for a fucking while I didn't know this it's gonna be 500 gigs and the one terabytes with the which the with the gears of war pattern on them but that's kind of it I don't know what it is about Best Buy employees in particular but I think that's the chain of anything that I have run into the most often where they will just lie to you so that they don't have to go in the back and do work and that's what I've encountered that so many times they need to do that to me at least four or five times in a row to match what consumer whatever EB games did for King of Fighters fucking 11 on me where it was every single week yeah
Starting point is 00:29:32 next Thursday yeah next Thursday yeah and then it just I'd be walking in making the face like uh-huh yeah that'd be like when is it I bet what you got a time for you get up next next next Thursday yeah have you ever done that with a game that like sucked but you didn't know at the time but you were anticipating it I have one story exactly like that that was when I kept walking into EV games because I really really wanted to rock evolution oh my god cuz there was no chance that'll be bad it's Turok it's Turok got baby dinosaurs in it yeah that loves dinosaurs and then I brought it home finally after like a month of the
Starting point is 00:30:09 like them not getting or selling other copies because like reserving wasn't barely a thing back then they were just I got a home and I was just like oh all right in terms of video games actually played a little bit Liam got me on ab zoo ab zoo ab zoo underwater journey underwater it's like journey to underwater version and it's quite quite good if I mean if you don't like journey you don't like that type of almost non-game then this will not change your mind but it's really fun looking at all the disgusting things underwater and hoping that one day we can finally be rid of all these things and the
Starting point is 00:30:44 orchestrated soundtrack is quite good so like it's like flow like we're going back into the water I'll forget flow this is slow slow this is the level of journey but underwater okay it's not like really base like really basic and there's not much going on you fish now you eat bacteria and you that's it this is your underwater this is like a full 3d journey okay underwater just made by some ex that game company developers and it shows oh it's not that game company specific no it's not that game company at all okay it's it's a few guys from there I thought it was there's I see okay yeah it's like oh it's not
Starting point is 00:31:23 the while you're confirming to me that's apparently not very long it's like three hours how long to beat after we were curious and like yeah two two and a half hours but it is like stunning whenever you enter that's the that's the gameplay loop is like be stunned at this new environment that you're not a corner we like because it keeps changing it's surprising how colorful they can make underwater yeah like I didn't know that orange was an underwater color it's not it is apparently now yeah I also fooled around the ukulele toy box and while I'm kind of like I wish they just chopped out like a little bit of an
Starting point is 00:32:00 actual level and not this kind of basic like polygonal platforming thing it's still really really fun I had a real frustrating moment where I plugged in my X-Bone controller to my PC and like as soon as I do that if I move forward they you can lately immediately go into the rolling motion and I have to press a button for them to run normally huh and I'm like what the fuck is this and I can't control it and I like it just wasn't working and I'm like maybe my X-Bone controller maybe doesn't support it and I put in a 360 controller same thing put in a PlayStation 4 controller and I get no nothing out of that that's
Starting point is 00:32:38 weird and I'm like oh what the fuck and I'm like how is this this must be a huge problem and then I just like Google it or whatever and some guys like this is what you do to get this working you go into options and you click enable Xbox controller and I went oh so yeah it's it's it's a fun thing to play around with and you can just immediately go this controls well all the moves work all they're fun to do but I was really happy with this that the writing was quite good like rare also always had that kind of funny little like you know British sort of humor and their writing style but that was kind of always limited by
Starting point is 00:33:14 the the kind of people they were like kids basically at the time and now they're mostly going for grown-ups that played these games so the the writing is a bit more wrist a not quite conquer is there a part where like a like a walrus sodomizes the Queen or something there is not like toy box is it like grabbed by the Gullies level of it's closer to that script maybe yeah maybe pushing that a bit more okay between that and conquer I'd say some quips in the trailer that were like snide and sarcastic so yeah yeah so there was a lot of that and just the just the the you had the toy box demo and I I had a little bit more fun at
Starting point is 00:33:54 Utakus on this year than it did last year last year I couldn't honestly tell you what I fucking did I don't remember I just remember being annoyed in a line that was poorly organized and the one this year wasn't that bad and I did find if one of you it must have been seen a pretty decent Jotaro figure I saw woolly yeah probably correctly told me at the time like you're not getting any more Jojo figures anywhere for a decent price everyone already got them or no one is getting is that the one where his hands like this yes I think my girlfriend has the same one but she had to get it in Japan yes so like getting it over here
Starting point is 00:34:31 is so there's one store that it Utakavan had the most Jojo I've seen in good stuff too the really expensive one where he's pointing at you you will never you I'm good with this I saw that Jojo figure the proportions are stupid they're off and gangly it's almost as if the human body shouldn't be able to pose like that Jojo characters can lick their elbows yes I'm pretty sure there's a stand that can do that rotate the 3d models fucking all-star battle stretch it off twist around can you use your four testicles to I was thinking about that the other day after a recording only I just started to crack up I can't I can't Jojo's so fucking weird well he said that in
Starting point is 00:35:16 another LP where there's like cherries involved in use oh no honestly Matt like I'm right where I'm right there with you on otaku thon like now I didn't go I didn't even really go this year I was there but I didn't even buy a badge and walk in but like the last few years for me at otaku thon is like walk around the dealer's room say hi to the people I know in the dealer's room walk into the game room and turn around go to the shitty maid cafe and get awful food and then dig through my bat dig through my otaku thon bag to find the half off a subway sandwich every year go down to the subway and get half off sub and then go home yeah I didn't even like that's the otaku thon experience so I like that you definitely like can not have a badge
Starting point is 00:36:02 especially if you're in cosplay you can just stay down there the whole time because you just because you don't need a badge it's this weird thing where like the Montreal con area which is the palette of congruence has this absolutely fucking massive open area that's a public space as part of the building yeah that isn't included in the con yeah which fulfills 90% of all cosplayer needs yeah deal and but and that applies to anime north as well that applies to a lot of cons where it's just to get into um panels in dealer's room that you actually need your badge but yeah you walk into that games room and just pull a star fox like and grandpa simpson's driving yeah exactly I had a fan come up to me nice guy and his the big the
Starting point is 00:36:49 big like oh you got to check out the game room this year was that there was going to be a monster hunter generations tournament on sunday at which point I looked at him and said tournament what the fuck is that and he went I don't know man yeah yeah I saw dodgy it has to be a time trial of the event yeah it has to be that I saw the air dashers crew and I was like yo what's up guys and you know I'm like what's running over there and they're like oh just exert sign with no dlc characters okay okay and uh a uh revel what fgc what uh what we got over here uh a single station running ultra that dude that's it every year set ups with nothing on them only the only area that is catered to very well because those guys who do it every year is the toho area you're right because it's those
Starting point is 00:37:42 like five guys who come out with all their dedicated it's awesome ultra on ps4 before all the pre-patch but I said I said 3ds super street fighter 4 on it the best selling the best set the best version the best version sells the most I said hello to all the uh all the people I knew and the I do in the artist alley specifically and star exorcist was cosplaying as one willy woolsworth indeed which would literally fuck me up whenever I'd turn my head and look at her yeah she's not your height not nearly but every time I look at her I'm like oh yeah I get it because you did not have a reboot pin so I bought her one that that was that was like almost almost criminal every person I saw at any point in the past forever every time I see a reboot pin I make sure to tell them
Starting point is 00:38:33 to use it before it's ruined yeah and they all get this fucking look they all get that same look that woolly gets but they all just but like the idea like as much as star fucking like nailed it with the doing not just the dread hat with getting the full thing together yeah it's kind of like without the reboot pin it's like hey look some guys cosplaying matt with no skulls on so you're just some guy oh yeah okay right you without your logo what are you nothing your logo that's not yours yeah yeah no but now I have my own like the the uh the two snacks skull is mine yeah there you go yeah that's that's mine but yeah that was that was basically me over the week oh let's see you went to you do not go to attack with on no well yeah for like 30 minutes or something and I tried to go
Starting point is 00:39:24 in the dealer's room and it was closed so oh yeah what a great that's why I came back so fast that was very similar to my experience good job Lee oh yeah that's that's a talk with on fucking maybe I'll go back next year but there's no panels for me there's no panels for me at all I will say nothing appeals the artist alley was like 50 percent of the dealer's room yeah this is the biggest art the biggest alley I've ever seen one of its strengths at the comic con it was it was almost similar like the the artist alley was massive yeah but there's a huge section of it that's not um artist open artist alley there's a huge section of it that it's like I'm a public published artist here's my giant ass table yeah and this is more like a giant section for amateur artists
Starting point is 00:40:08 yeah cool um I once saw ghostbusters um which is no I didn't in the end oh you really wanted to but they're kept being things so like we watched small souls so what you think was good um I don't like Paul Feig's sense of humor I would agree with that I felt like I could very much reciprocate how you felt which is like 80 percent of the jokes just don't land at all just you're sitting there and people around you were laughing yeah yeah they're for someone and I'm like there it's for somebody but it sure isn't for me that was one of the things I definitely noticed was the people in the room were laughing so you know they're for someone but they're not yeah and you're sitting there and just like felt nothing yeah um I chuckled like twice yeah there there were some good
Starting point is 00:40:55 chuckles in there too early on and stuff um I felt like it's a it's a it's close to being solid but it had too many things I didn't like I didn't really like the cameos too much it was really Bill Murray's cameo cameo that stuck out like a sore thumb oh the rest of them were I think acroids was awkward but fine yeah but it was in and out right but Bill Murray was just like he had an extended little bit I don't want to be here yeah well yeah he came in he walks in the room and he gets killed he sits down on a chair and he has the whole rest of the seat on a chair yeah um as far as like the characters go though um so the the main woman who's the university professor she was solid she had she had a whole thing yeah uh pardon me I'm not very good with
Starting point is 00:41:43 there with with like actors it's it's Kristen Wiig Melissa McCarthy something I freak the other two uh she her her role was good and her like like little backstory of hey I want to get like super accredited at this university as a professor but like Melissa McCarthy's character just republished an old book we wrote on ghosts so I need her to stop that or else I'm gonna lose everything uh like her thing was good I like that the Egon character was like nothing up until the 90% mark where she got like a little bit where she got to talk about herself a little bit and you got some of her character right at the very end of the movie I really agree wrote letter media where they said that would have made so much more sense in the first like 15 minutes of the movie yeah it
Starting point is 00:42:27 was a bit odd that she didn't get anything until then uh she got that one really cool action shot up near the end yeah uh that was really really cool but like nothing and then like another character walks on screen and you're like okay now she suddenly has a bunch of stuff but at the last 10 minutes of the movie so um the uh uh black lady uh do you know her name man I keep wanting to say Leslie Nielsen and that is clearly not the case yeah um her character was good I liked her like I am shocked that her character like as that was the thing in the trailer that you're like yeah but she was she was actually totally fine uh Melissa McCarthy's character I found was kind of the weakest uh I don't know I just didn't she wasn't really I'm nodding I shouldn't just nod
Starting point is 00:43:13 she was constantly just going like come on let's go ghosts come on ghosts come on believe and she didn't really I didn't feel like she really did much of substance or anything but I don't know maybe that's just me um Chris whatever his fucking name is Thor, Mr Handsome Thor, Mr Handsome Peckman yeah uh he plays he has a really funny role in the movie he plays a borderline brain dead secretary he's a nerd you can tell by his glasses he's got glasses oh but okay kind of but no there's a thing specifically with the glasses that was actually pretty funny no I'm just I'm just talking about like the outside stuff leading up to the movie they're like sure look at this hot nerd like internet sites I think like I think the fact that like you and me both like Hemsworth enough yeah
Starting point is 00:44:02 and like it said there's a there's a core point in that the one one of the one times that chuckle is when he's telling the story about the cat and I remember and in the red letter media review you see an interview with Paul Feig in which he describes Hemsworth improving that scene oh wow and I'm like that's one of the only things like that was one of the stronger fights yeah straight up improv that's that's weird that's interesting to hear because you're right that was one of the funniest bits like him in that role was was good uh the villain character I didn't care for too much but like he's a guy he's a guy exactly to be fair the other two main villains and the the first two were also just I fucking love Vigo oh no sorry yeah no Vigo I just mean the two
Starting point is 00:44:47 lawyer-y type guys yeah oh the guy from Adelaide McBeal yeah yeah and then there's another guy fucking Vigo's great so I watched uh the the first two movies immediately after that okay my girlfriend had never seen either yeah I had seen both but it had been a really really long time um and like it really struck me how like the quality gap isn't ginormous like it's a six compared to an eight or something the the ghostbusters movies are not masterpieces so as I remember I remembered them being better than they were I don't remember them being explosively amazing so I remember them being remember at the time they came out in terms of special effects yeah yeah and the type of movie that it was like yeah horary the special effects super hold up for nerds a lot of them do because
Starting point is 00:45:39 similarly to you we watched the first one like two weeks ago I didn't think to mention it and then we watched the second one uh just this past week and uh yeah we can continue I like the second one better by the way yeah I know you said that but I'm not so sure anymore like I had a very similar reaction to you Lee Moore I watched I watched ghostbusters like at a at a decent I was like 14 or 15 like enough to appreciate yeah yeah uh but no it was I was older I was much older because I remember because I had graduated from uh university okay yes I was actually like 14 or something yeah uh and because I never seen them sure and I have a friend of mine who was a crazy crazy ghostbusters fan and I watched them like those were pretty good movies yeah but I never understood the fucking
Starting point is 00:46:20 yeah obsession and I remember there was a I said to him was like I mean they're pretty good but I mean it's not like we're talking about back to the future here no it's and my friend like exploded and looked like he was gonna hit me and so all this stuff around ghostbusters has always kind of baffled me I'm like yeah I don't think this movie looks particularly good and I don't think it's particularly good but this weird like ghostbusters is so important to me it's like it's it's not back to the future it's not like commando it's like it is like a cultural icon yeah it's it's like the big Lebowski but I get it I fucking hate the big yeah no I know I had we've been over this we've been over the back to the future didn't have nearly as much merchandising cartoon yeah I watched
Starting point is 00:47:02 several cartoons yeah I watched like all the ghostbusters cartoons and I had all the toys but I never saw them I brought it up I brought it up last time the real ghostbusters means more to me than the movies absolutely I watched the cartoon way more than I watched the movies I was too young to see the first movie and I saw the second one not having seen the first at that time and but then I watched a cartoon all the fucking time I just remembered Cthulhu is in the cartoon I just remembered right now that my brother and I would fucking fight to get our McDonald's placemats of the Ecto one and the and the different ones that you got from McDonald's and they were awesome and we wanted the good ones that was that incredibly bizarre era where it's like kid you can't see Robocop for another
Starting point is 00:47:44 15 years here's a Robocop toy yes yeah there's a Terminator 2 action figure here's the here's the I had the aliens as toys yeah yeah yeah they came with little dark horse comics which we were very carefully like PG yeah it was fucking weird hey look he's old McDonald's yeah it's like hey look if it's Hicks or it's like Bishop and he blows up or whatever the fuck why do you know that child you're not supposed to know that like here child enjoy your kill bill action figures with God yeah with my friend back in like the early 90s we always were trying to get the best collectors cups you can get from McDonald's of silence of the lambs those are really great when the families would get around and watch silence of the lambs together and collect those fucking cups no totally but uh
Starting point is 00:48:29 I don't know I didn't at the end of it think the movie was like dreadful but like too much reliance on cameos Paul Feig's humor just didn't hit so I feel like a second one could be it could it could yeah but like my I guess my biggest problem with that is like boy I wish it was dreadful now because I could enjoy that more objectively that's that's certainly it I felt myself sitting there a lot and just kind of watching no you're like I wonder what the next scene is gonna happen what one other thing dreadful it has to be incompetent like it has to be samurai cop incompetent yeah no I would want like hard ticket to Miami level fucking garbage for anything rather than a mediocre film the one thing that really jumped out at me and I just genuinely genuinely really hated in the movie
Starting point is 00:49:14 was there's a lot of sequences where they use their proton packs and the special effects will go above the letterboxing of the film so the movie's letterboxed but the special effects are allowed outside wow what's magic dude um and it feels like cheap 3d pops you know and it's just that's weird and I didn't think it was I never heard about that's strange because a cinematographer and an editor would like never be okay with that it was totally there I was not seeing a 3d showing they would never locate that yeah well Paul said put the thing yeah it was really weird you don't get csc after your name for letting shit like that fly unless it's intentional then statistic really nice seeing what's his face from the office as a guy in the first bit of the movie who gets
Starting point is 00:50:00 ghosted and like prompts the whole guy from the other guy the one who's like hugging a pile of skeletons I forget his name okay the super thin guy who comes from who looks like he's from SNL he's like hugging a pile of skeletons not chief crown yeah no okay anyway whatever um speaking of cameos we have a scheduled cameo from loot crate hold on a moment so according to the dictionary the definition of it was the zebra that did it well that was not what I learned uh I learned that the definition of anti hero is a central character in a story movie or drama that lacks conventional heroic attributes now one might say that if we were heroes that would make us anti heroes by default just because we've got nothing going on definitely but you know like all the words in the dictionary
Starting point is 00:50:50 all these so-called real words are just made by people people just make up these words and they put them in there woolly it's gibberish it's like Samo flange Samo flange it's not like it's not like we have true universal words that no that were decided before time and nonsense that people just made thanks bev along I was arguing with someone today and I'll be it'd be great if Latin finally started pitching in you know those scholars really what did they do they just wasted everyone's time I read I read a bunch of shit an Athenian scholar that died by laughing at his own joke but that's for another time what we need to do today I wish we could tell a joke that could what we need to do today is acknowledge the concept of the anti hero and more importantly
Starting point is 00:51:35 that you can get that concept in a box straight to your door I don't understand what you're talking about how could you get like a metaphysical concept in a box well it's the items that represent the concept really okay that makes a lot more sense and so you put them together and then your brain pieces these items into a theme that we call anti hero and that box is called a loot crate it's a loot crate it goes to your box I'm thinking of some kind of it's not a conventional crate no conventional crates have diapers groceries so that's not what you want this is an anti those are useful things are Zach Snyder's interpretations of DC heroes all in this box they might just be in there alongside heroes from marvel as well and dark horse and kill bill
Starting point is 00:52:24 and archer even is archer an anti hero you bet archer's not a hero of any the day got saved no matter what lawn as a hero lines were gone as an anti hero there you go Krieger's digital wife is an anti well when when I say archer I refer to the cast of archer and sterling archers like it's just a piece of shit what a hero but the point is that you're getting all kinds of good stuff coming in this box from those things and uh two unmentioned lines as well now uh of course the loot crate is something you can sign up for you're getting 40 bucks of value or more in every crate and uh you have until the 19th at 9 p.m. pacific to get in on that month's crate so if you want anti hero you head on down to lootcrate.com slash super you enter the
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Starting point is 00:53:56 right after we're done this read but for now i want to remind people to go to lootcrate.com slash super promo code super save three bucks on your new subscription thanks loot crate thank you loot thanks loot crate thank you you're the best another one yeah i saw suicide squad as well which i'm sure i really want to talk about that um i felt similar to ghostbusters on this yeah it's just like there are moments that are actually enjoyable i enjoyed it more than ghostbusters i would say that uh definitely there i i want like i would put it on the it's it's a very mediocre but i'd put it on the good side of mediocre in which like there i feel like there were three or four times it was like yeah i'm liking what's happening so we can easily tell from the outside
Starting point is 00:54:41 i didn't see it yet i need that it's gonna probably be the best of the tc movies but that's not data the okay so the best part of seeing suicide squad for i think both of us was the two minute wonder woman scene before the movie yeah the wonder woman trailer trailer because that shit looks hot did they play the song yes it dude the wonder woman trailer that's now that's that's her theme now i guess uh when the uh you guys talked about the san diego comic con trailers did you not see the wonder woman no i didn't okay because i still haven't seen the lego batman one i i couldn't make it that podcast but like i did want to talk about that like i've i mean lianna's like the biggest biggest as you know wonder woman fan ever she loves collecting
Starting point is 00:55:26 wonder woman stuff i'm like yeah why why can't i have my godzilla stuck you go one or one might say a mark because one's a mark one's a big dumb dinosaur and one's a radio actor from the 40s also she's got like two wonder woman figures yeah and you can't lie to her though she when batman vs superman came out she's like i really don't want to see it that one woman looks terrible i don't like the actress blah blah blah blah and when we actually saw this trailer for her she's like you know what i didn't mind that when she's fucking whipping around uh the lasso and it's got that cool glow and she's killing like soldiers and shit she's like that looks awesome i was like it kind of did yeah so yeah we were really into that yeah so the wonder woman trailer was really
Starting point is 00:56:06 good i agree made me feel happy about going to see the movie in the first all right now let's let's let's i want i want a confirmation on here yeah despite the rotten tomato score what's the rotten tomato it's like twenty seven it was three it's flying up and down between twenty six and thirty five sure this is a way better movie than batman vs yeah definitely there is no doubt and the fact that it has a lower score to me is baffling yeah i think that score sounds far too low that feels like revenge for me so so you interrupt is a conspiracy but what i was saying is so far it feels like this is probably the best of the dc movies so far yeah okay it's twenty six percent oh okay but that's under anyway but the data it's a serviceable action movie i guess now now take
Starting point is 00:56:54 that slot and fit it into the mcu yeah for me uh what do you mean what's it better than it's the worst than it's worse than everything except for captain america one and thor two like the second thor right like wait it's worse than everything but captain america okay well i haven't seen suicide squad but like i i think captain america one's all right well the second thor then yeah okay so like every iron man better than the second thor arguably iron man too depend arguably depending how much you hate okay i like i don't even know if i like the second thor better than the first one i think they both have funny i like that sure okay so you're not it's not thrown up there the word about iron man too it's firmly seated in the middle
Starting point is 00:57:37 yeah it's not i like it okay you like it worse so i think yeah i like it worse um i think the two worst things about the film and i think uh lean would agree with me number one is boy you can tell that this was chopped and screwed to fuck yeah it's it's holy shit it's not often in a movie where you can really notice you'll like some of the people you feel the editing that's a reshoot i'm watching a reshoot there are there's scenes particularly one with harley on a staircase where she like rapidly changes emotional state between now to be fair but it's harley it no it is right it it but it's not real yeah this is the film more than any other film or game i have ever seen in which you get to the scene that you saw in the trailer yeah and nothing is there
Starting point is 00:58:30 where you get to the bar scene and every single piece of the bar scene that's in the trailers is not in the movie every single line of dialogue and moment what was that reshoot i wonder it was well it's out there they said they said remember it was months ago that there were planned reshoots because these uh Warner Bros executive role we need to make this more fun for levity but then that was de-confirmed i'm i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure what it was was giving uh uh deadshot a more central role in the movie yeah um pretty sure that was what it was and i i think that's what it feels like big bucks big bucks for a big name i have a question have any of you seen fantastic for the new one no okay so i've always been really interested in seeing it because there is the most
Starting point is 00:59:18 clearest cut of they reshop the fuck out of this because people's hair different wig it's samurai top levels of what's her face mara uh k mara whatever where they they dyed her hair there or they had a really good wig and then they're like oh shit we need to reshoot the third act here throw this wig on throw this wig on and it's completely different movie and always been interested from a film standpoint just to see it why did you do this the other second thing that i think is the movie's biggest let town is boy jared leto likes to talk a lot but i don't think he's a very good joker at all yeah i don't think jared leto is that great in the role on he's fine he's a very boring joker and i don't mean that like his his performance is particularly
Starting point is 01:00:07 bad but his interpretation of the character is really stale like right away is it him or is it the script it's i it's both so i don't know like so there's there's all these things over the it's just a boring joker it's just i'm crazy the most the most is the thing the most i'm going to do crazy things really and not particularly justify the like like that was the cool thing also a lot was like the there's a game plan the script for him was there was a big game plan and it was all really justified in suicide squad joker at his best always has a game plan yeah in suicide squad it's not a movie where joker is a really central character it's it's really about the suicide squad and joker appears in a bunch of roles and was has a central action but it's not
Starting point is 01:00:55 his game plan and he was going to have a more central role before the yeah and there was there was he got a lot of his scenes cut it's really like he doesn't have a plan but like just a few times today for IGN talk to Jerry Lattone's like are it's yeah you're you're you've been cut out a lot he had his crime what scenes what scenes were cut out and he wrote and he said what scenes didn't yeah get cut and one of the things you said is like you said his performance is really like kind of just there or whatever yeah like i read in the interview he's just like we experimented every day with different stuff and we did like the exact same takes with a different interpretation or slightly different or different tone and he goes i don't know what happened so usually when these
Starting point is 01:01:37 things happen with the character like an actor that might be signed on for a certain amount of movies so you don't make that actor happy the first time around then they're more inclined not to come back or not you know script that was the issue yeah but i also don't particularly like his read of that script i don't like the snarly weird gangster joker uh the i think and and i i will throw the my next complaint on the script for joker is that joker doesn't do anything cool or interesting yeah so think of jack Nicholson and he pulls out that fucking stupid gun he's jack Nicholsoning all over the place and Heath Ledger has the all the stories with the scars and he's got that bit where he has tryouts for the guys at the stick the most interesting thing
Starting point is 01:02:20 that this joker does is get off on the idea of Harley Quinn having sex with a black dude in front of him hmm yeah that is the most interesting thing that i think of joker that's what i think of his raison d'etre yeah i mean that that that is that is his longest scene in the movie okay that's pretty much the issue with this joker that's what we're doing now by the end of the movie it doesn't feel like that character was you know what i mean like there's not enough of him in there and he doesn't have a plan no like we went off and we're watching it and the scene is going and when Harley sits on the guy's lap and the guy's like man i'm not into this i'm not into this and joker's like yeah and we're looking at each other and we're like looking around like is this happening is
Starting point is 01:03:10 this in a movie what the what the fuck yeah this interpretation of the joker is weird um can we talk about the enchantress for a second yes we can within the first half an hour the enchantress is fucking dope she has amazing special she has amazing special actress is super cool despite almost no dialogue and then like 30 to 40 minutes into the movie they do some bullshit to make the enchantress just some white girl actress who is also in the movie i understand that i never heard of anything where it starts off with this character okay well i'll explain this she gets a different body i'll explain this a little bit because it's so weird we go Betsy Braddock into the siloq we know the enchantress in the first not in a good way 30 minutes has amazing special
Starting point is 01:03:52 effects just shooting off it's all mist and filth and dirt and also even the ideas going yeah and there's this amazing shot where when the the girl turns into the enchantress she puts her hand down and you see a black hand clasp hers from underneath and it flips over and then comes the arm it's really cool yeah but then when she gets her real body back they go from that actress who is in practical filth and then added with that to a cleaned up version of the other actress with CG magic on her yeah and she looks like shit compared to the first one the first enchantress design in the movie is really good it should have been the other way around it she should have just never changed yeah i guess i don't know uh like have you ever seen a character that powers up into
Starting point is 01:04:38 their slimmer cooler form it's actually way lamer right it's super usually that happens at the start of the movie not the reverse yeah and it sucks because like going into the movie i think we had the expectations of like uh this will be whatever and then when enchantress started showing up it was like oh there's cool stuff i'm looking forward to all of her scenes okay and then after a while i was like okay i'm no longer looking forward to her scenes in fact i'm dreading them yeah because it's a different it feels like a different person okay Liam you also said something to me the other day where you're like this didn't seem like a mission or the entire plot is not something the Suicide Squad would even fucking do yeah so they have the Suicide Squad saving the city from
Starting point is 01:05:15 bad guys as opposed to like doing dirt and stealing shirt like Suicide Squad does yeah and it's just like batman or super well superman's dead or the flash who was in the movie uh they could have just come in and stomped this but uh like our friend leans over to me and says why where's batman yeah why is it and flash is in the film batman flash both are in scenes so especially batman who gets two big scenes the fact that this is like a problem that i have with the flash but the fact that the flash is in this movie and doesn't just red streak solve the problem when he totally could flash could have totally yeah beat this in two seconds because the Suicide Squad isn't doing dirty work in this movie yeah like they're not doing something that flash wouldn't do yeah they're just fixing like a
Starting point is 01:06:02 problem that amanda created yeah which yeah amand they act just who plays amanda's really good she's i like i like the foot i solve that is the best part of the movie yeah uh the only thing i didn't like about it is like you know amanda's like this super powerful tough unstoppable woman right that's that's who she is and then like the the whole thing is her plan fucks up right away and that's where the movie goes because her plan fucks up but like that's kind of shitty that's why it's apparently difficult to write a movie like this where it's supposed to be a group that does like kind of gross things but they need to for whatever reason because a chance of redemption that's fine for a comic book but you're making a thing for a mainstream audience to get behind and it's hard
Starting point is 01:06:43 to get behind or it's easy to get behind when there is a goal that's generic and good but when it's a bunch of people that wouldn't do it like yeah it's it's weird this amanda is really good there's a scene where she shoots eight people in an office oh wow okay like just to get rid of them her plan fucked up because there wasn't enough meat on them bones um they cast her too thin yeah it's true it's true actually absolutely the highlight probably the weirdest thing is like because of the editing the bad guys these are bad guys no they're not like they cut out everything that they would have done that is really bad yeah well it's here pg here it's probably pg 13 states but um like you know there are cut scenes where killer croc's supposed to throw up all over
Starting point is 01:07:26 and then eat his the meat or whatever and there's there's uh the the fucking slipknot guy is supposed to be a serial rapist but they remove that line right um let's remove the part like the killer croc slipknot oh the um yeah yeah so i don't care if this is a spoiler because you let's not see this from far away croc eating that baby so yeah basically right so coward they do massive like title card level fancy cg intros for deadshot and harley and croc and diablo and all these guys and they implant them with the bomb so they can do the mission and they do it for flag too yeah and then right before they get on the the truck or the plane rather a truck pulls up and a guy gets out and they go who's that and they go that's the guy who'll die in the first 10 minutes of the mission
Starting point is 01:08:14 to show that the bombs are real good casting though because that's uh he's a he's a prominent uh native american actor yeah and usually like they have a really hard time getting rolls so like really good casting it's like it's it's it's oh my god so we got kirk spock and bones on the away mission and there's ensign jimmy right yeah pulls up in a truck yeah it's it's the most blatant version of that i've heard so within like two minutes of being on their mission he dies but he's not advertised as a main member of the squad so he started getting removed from the trailers over time um but as far as the characters like diablo was fun enough like i kind of liked how he really didn't want to use his powers and stuff like that they made that work i like i like what a
Starting point is 01:09:00 unscrupulous i like the idea of a completely reformed batman villain yeah but that is not okay that is not a bad of the bad no monster suicide no they just like amanda just picked him out because he's strong and we're gonna use him and i don't care if he doesn't want to fight he's gonna go on the mission doesn't matter and maybe he'll fight eventually uh will smith was good he put his mask on that one time yeah he put his mask on that one time you know someone was saying is like it's kind of like guardians of the galaxy where it's like a lesser known group that's not doesn't have a lot of mainstream poll no one really knows where they are and even people that are in comics may not even know who guardians of the galaxy are and they're actually all kind of weirdos and assholes
Starting point is 01:09:42 yeah one's a thief one's just like a warrior dude that doesn't care about a thing one's another warrior lady that doesn't really care about anything one's a fucking psychotic animal and they somehow through the course of their actions and whatever they become a decent team and are actually good guys and this is never a suicide squad's goal no because they get like redemptive moments but you're still like these are batman villains these people have killed like hundreds of people and will probably show up in the future being awful yeah like they all do awful things in the movie for sure you see but but not but not so awful that you as an audience member like tap out on in one of Harley first appearances ever she almost lets hyena's eat a baby on the
Starting point is 01:10:31 street right why is there a by the way Harley appears in her like retro cartoon outfit about two seconds two seconds you yeah and it looks good it looks great her and her and the joker both appear in their cartoon outfit really briefly fuck right the fuck off totally and it's very brief but it's there okay but is it done like a ring back classic in the face where it's like no no not at all it's a flashback because there's two different versions of doing this there's the slap in the face to devil may cry fans with not never in your life or there's the captain america thing where he's in the old no it's really the good one okay where they she appears like that fondly remembering but but no 52 though fall in the acid my hair is red and blue hey all right yeah but uh
Starting point is 01:11:23 it's not it's not awful at all i'm glad we me and my girlfriend saw it yeah but uh it gives me a little bit of hope for that okay like Warner Brothers clearly has a problem with editing they get they hire people and they make a movie that they don't want and they think they can save it by editing it down to whatever and don't get me wrong you can save and make things a lot better by editing but you can't change the entire movie it'll always be transparent it feels like they in conclusion this one's for the fans fuck marvel check oh god uh so and it sucks because the writer and director sorry willy the writer and director so it says quad uh uh david iris or whatever he did end of watch was a fucking fantastic movie i saw the like i'm not too long ago and he did fury with
Starting point is 01:12:15 the tank movie which i didn't see at the time and i was like hey i'm not interested in that i don't really care for that no one actually saw it it's again a fucking awesome do you not hey for for anything i don't know how long did this guy have to get to write the entire movie six weeks six weeks yeah you mentioned that like hey can i throw david ira under the bus sure david ira is an asshole david ira had has gone on public record on numerous occasions shitting all over marvel movies for having end of credits story sequences calling them lazy filmmaking mm guess what suicide was it it was so him it was it was iris okay and uh suicide squad has a end of credit sequence that i can help i'm sure he fought for its inclusion in the movie no he went
Starting point is 01:13:02 out and said that's different because that's in the middle of the credits it's not at the end yes and it's like fuck off yeah okay the only other thing i want to talk about that i did i finished uppers this week uh really satisfying like old-fashioned 3d beat them up reminds me of like dynamite deca and like spike out those kinds of those are good names that you just said it definitely feels like it's in that group the combat's really really simple there's very little depth to it but it's like it's always satisfying to just punch stuff because it looks so good and it sounds so good um so many panties and once yeah once you start doing the mid-level missions like helping girls out with the stuff they want to see do do four backbreakers i want to see four backbreakers
Starting point is 01:13:45 okay girl i need to see four not three not five that's gonna get me where i need to go exactly that sounds interesting you should show us more of this soon it's almost we should record a video that will include the beginning of the game and also the last boss see these things that you're describing yeah uh the the ending of the game is pretty thrilling i hope you guys do that uh i hope so too maybe one day but maybe one day we'll get to play another game wow that was fuck lost to time damn yeah so during the early 2000s the aughts one might say uh snk made a switch from the uh you know the mvs system and their Naomi um not Naomi sorry the mvs system over well before they got the title type x2 they had a little board they ran in between
Starting point is 01:14:34 they're called the atomas wave here it comes there was a lost fighting game for the atomas wave it was called kenju yeah it was made by sammy for those that don't know if there's a news story this week that says large buildings around woolly madden's house explode or there's like free hamburgers on sale outside woolly madden's if woolly also feels that there was a new fighting game on earth he will sandbag those super important stories and make way for old fighting game no one ever knew it looks really he loves these stories i saw it all before it looks great it brings me back to the years of crawling through the madman's cafe that's what it is all kinds of footage of anything it's literally that era it's it's like it looks like the quality of like maybe
Starting point is 01:15:22 we don't know for sure because we didn't play it but like it's close to like rival schools in terms of like yeah aesthetics and cel shading and stuff so it's called kenju and it has character designs right out of sammy's playbook that you'd see from rumblefish or so absolutely but now it's in a game that is uh rival schools esk 3d uh 2d 2 and 2.5d i should say uh looks fucking complete looks cool giant cast yeah i don't know why we never got it and well it's not complete it is actually not it looks complete but it's not there's a bunch of animations that fuck up and stuff but but there's a huge percentage of the game and i won't take that away somebody finish this shit so apparently just don't play as those characters someone got his hands on the board and uh i hope that that
Starting point is 01:16:09 gentleman does the right thing exclusively at davin buster's here's their twist this game was also developed by dream factory yeah aka they know their sound like that god bless the ring god bless them so yeah just doing like animal noises now it's what it's what they recorded for that menu i want you to digitize this goat dying yeah no no don't digitize it just leave it the way it is okay you know it's even better than the sounds of a goat dying what's that the sounds of a salty cheater getting banned all right i'm excited i'm excited on my on the uh on uh our um tumblr page that uh the zibots tumblr page that people compile things that uh we've said i saw
Starting point is 01:17:02 quote from me with no context saying i hope they come to your house and kick your ass and i remember that that was from us talking about rage quitters okay in sf5 that i believe there is no penalty too harsh not really for cheaters rage quitters and other people that are shits ladies and gentlemen i want you to set your shaz and froud meters to 11 because we're going to take a look at the forums in which people cheating at overwatch got banned on august 1st and wrote such salty things as uh we're looking for specifically wow wow wow blizzard really again bandwave what the fuck is your problem blizzard just leave us alone we aren't even destroying the server now my brother's gonna kill me all right we got motherfuckers are like yo let's contact anonymous
Starting point is 01:17:53 and get them to hack blizzard like they hacked us because this is unacceptable really shows how shady their business has become that they would ban legitimate customers how dare they right how fucking dare they uh uh i spent my money where is it i spent my money on the listen up limited editions yeah harry uh can we make a petition or something i deserve another chance if i spent another extra to buy the pre-order edition it's 2016 cheating happens let it happen a slap on the wrist is better than lynching the person guys come on now think about the mentality it takes to say guys why didn't you just slap me on the wrist don't lynch me yeah like the moral fiber i will it can't disconnect between reality this won't stop the strength of character you
Starting point is 01:18:44 know no my you know what guys this is unfair my favorite my favorite one my favorite one by far is the people who the the the hill of this like the the spectrum of this that they chose this is where it was too far what are you telling me i have to buy another copy yeah that's bullshit that's so unfair how dare they they're stealing my money yeah i only cheated because i was stoned as fuck and my teammates flame me for not being good and ranked whatever i'll just cheat and see us go that's fine i'll just cheat right i'll just cheat elsewhere if you don't like it i'll take my cheating elsewhere thank you sir my level 300 account cop band i worked so hard and cheated so hard to get it you're gonna really punish people who paid money for your game blizzard really uh if
Starting point is 01:19:36 i hold a fancy dinner and you pay a ticket and you come in and stab a guest and shit on the floor you will be asked to leave at least blizzard'll bet you let you buy another ticket actually no because you have to wait to make a new account it does the hardware i d shit oh cool so you need new hardware dude there's a fucker here that's like i was just trying it out oh fuck i'm actually a high ranked member of a sponsored team oh no i forgot right whoops it's oh wait what was that one oh that's a that's them trying to trigger anonymous and get them involved yeah if you would blizzard you made an enemy you spoke the candy man rhyme anonymous shows up do you have a skype how do i join anonymous no one knows dude it's fucking and then and then as a result of this cry babies
Starting point is 01:20:29 ddo s overwatch for a day yeah no ban yet trigger bot was so good sad they can't use it anymore edit raffle the emails in my spam folder fuck amazing yeah yeah so i i shout outs to whoever collected all these screenshots uh you can take a look at the link i've put up here it's an imager album and it is fantastic here we go fuck i got hit tried it once but i'm in a fucking semi-protein gg gg gg time to disappear that's actually really awesome time to disappear yeah yeah yeah i'm of the opinion that if you get caught cheating in a game and it's a system in which false positives do not happen you should be banned from the entire service yeah i'll tell that to the olympic committee well didn't the entire russian paralyzing the russian paralympic team the whole team blanket
Starting point is 01:21:25 ban beautiful so good so yeah don't drink that water fuckers don't swim with your mouth open this will create a kayaker hit a couch kayaker hit a couch wait during the olympic yes wow he was rowing and he turned over and fell because there was a couch submerged underneath the water awesome oh fuck these olympics are a i want to look at this i thought so she was wow imagine some olympian gets caught like doping they're like what the fuck i should have gone to slap on the wrist yeah i shouldn't get to compete today but i could compete tomorrow this is so sue you olympia oh my god sofa sticking out of the water this is so unfair you're really gonna ban athletes that paid you money i'll take my cheating
Starting point is 01:22:14 elsewhere thank you like the olympic tie-in with the fucking summer or get loot box thing it's so perfect it's like how could you how could you so yeah i would not even be remiss for like you signing an agreement to have a root kit installed on your pc that damages your hardware if you cheat like it like it like like you should they should send like for egregious cheaters or particularly hypocritical ones they should send your mother they should send jimmy and uh and uh what's another mob guy's name jimmy and tommy over to your fucking house to beat your beat your fucking computer into pieces join a horse yeah join a horse join a horse coming to get your video card i don't think olympian should be banned i think they should be sent to olympian jail and they have to compete against
Starting point is 01:23:02 other cheaters that's that's too good an idea like like and they get a little jail logo around their name and all the graphics that would be way better than the condemned olympics the dark olympics i want to watch the dark olympics that's a really good idea they can know the condemned you nailed it yeah the condemned olympic i'll watch those heroes so look i just honestly on a on a basic level i'm fascinated with like the mentality of somebody oh oh it's it's like validating your own cheating it lashes out it's this they're comeuppance how dare you it's this thing in your heart that's like i can't be at fault no matter what i did no matter how actively i participated in the thing that got me in trouble it can't be my fault and that makes me think of the the uh a guy
Starting point is 01:23:54 who had a post one of those frustrated posts was the only one that i was like hmm where it's like what if you're like 11 years old and you're a fucking shit and overwatch becomes like a big game like forever like tf2 and you become 18 or 19 and you still can't play overwatch isn't that a shame and then i go oh that's a good point and i think no fuck you yeah you learned your lesson on this one game i honestly do think that lifetime bands should probably be like five year bands because i do think there's validity of that i think five years is enough even i um just just because i when i i actually read that exact same post and i was like yeah you know what that would suck if you were a shitty challenge but it should be five but it's the
Starting point is 01:24:41 deterrence of forever hey yeah that gets people doing if you get banned on one thing you can just get it like get banned on pc you can just maybe you use your name on xbox unless unless your ip is the same really yeah depends there's a blizzard blizzard is doing very aggressive like there's multiple levels of verification of your machine it's like including ip no it's not your account it's you uh but that being said switching to different consoles would probably do it i can't see that not working yeah but i mean if you're a person who's way into the ps4 version you probably wouldn't want to play the pc or xbox version or what have you it's better than i'll play it at all but yeah no just on the mentality i made a huge assumption that people that were like just like blatantly
Starting point is 01:25:25 cheating in these kinds of games and whatnot then we get caught and they go uh i got caught yeah they're just they're guys that are just like ah lol you know i don't i never gave a shit anyway i had my fun yeah i never gave a shit i was just here for the walls so you're fascinated at like no what the what the actual emotion remember these are people who in some cases also paid for the yeah yeah uh there was an interesting article a while back i forget what uh what gaming website did it but it was an interview with this guy who spends like a thousand dollars on cheating software a year and he cheats in every single game he plays and he only plays multiplayer games and his his logic was like dastardly simple and it's i only have fun when i win
Starting point is 01:26:06 so i pay money so that i win so that i can get what i paid for when i buy a game i respect that and that's and well what about other people i don't care i bought my game i want to be able to have fun with it and that was it yeah okay and and i almost have to respect that level of selfishness as well as monitoring because that's like if you're palpatine i i i paid for this i paid for this hamburger and that baby with cancer over there is totally crying and it's bumming me out can you please just shoot it so that i can enjoy remember you know what i'll just shoot it myself yeah i'll just get right on that mr b can i pay you money to shoot to let to let me shoot it and then the cops show up and he's like i paid my money i paid my money what are
Starting point is 01:26:58 you gonna take my burger away i paid for this burger who do you think i know i am not done with that burger yeah i killed it what do you mean i can't come back to five guys what do you mean yeah forever mr lector please please this this way can i come back to another five guys in another state no yeah they all know about you now yeah not as long as you have that gun we know the hardware oh man dude it's it's so great because as if you if you just like mad lib the any different situation in like you see it and then you tell people that they go but it's different dude it's just internet the first 48 i would never did you i would rake one rake one did you kill him i would never that's my boy rake one rake one we found plenty of foot steps leading to where you were lying
Starting point is 01:27:49 under under his balcony i don't know what happened man that's my boy i would never touch rake one you're wearing a listen hey you're wearing your skin hey man we just look i just we was drinking i don't know what happened rake you have you're on stream this is archived you go on boy i can't wait to cheat and overwatch and then you stream yourself go on to the wear site and get in the cheats and then cheating i would never i would never i would never here is you with a sign half of david saying that's my game boy i love cheating and overwatch i hate all those idiots who don't cheat i'm the best they'll never catch me no i'm just i play mccree man i don't know this is what it is they're got like a guy under some hot lights and he's all like
Starting point is 01:28:33 discombobulated and they go so so it turns out someone cheated on overwatch he goes who cheated on an overwatch yeah yeah yeah yeah someone someone apparently someone from your computer no my computer no no no i didn't cheat on no one and then they're like okay well we found all these like digital like receipts of you buying software he's like okay yeah cheated a bunch okay we got footage of your play as the game going to dump big cheats underscore can you explain that username now what huh no no i don't know okay no we have a bunch of other receipts going to your other account called try and catch me blizzard pigs oh no my boy was over he was yeah he's crazy i don't i don't know what he was doing i don't know what he did on my computer
Starting point is 01:29:25 he's like he's so crazy i don't know where he is right now so another news but related overwatch is now the fastest selling pc game of all time great good for them it's a great game i can't wait to cheat yeah i cheated but i paid i paid a different money to cheat and that's spend money on loot boxes until until you get those skins you know what i will like i will i will definitely say that uh because i saw the gym position on that earlier today and i always felt that like the simplest thing to do is just this is the costume this is how much it costs there you go right you can't really go wrong with that type of thing going with the idea that you have to go through crates but you can build up a currency to buy a targeted costume it's not great but it's fine
Starting point is 01:30:07 over time you're guaranteed to get what you want but doing that and then having items that you cannot purchase that are all with a time limit yeah so i i i paid into it i didn't like it come on guys but well actually i did like it a lot i enjoyed it quite a bit but i would i would i would not i would not tell somebody that saw that and said that's bullshit they were wrong yeah that is kind of bullshit i played for a little while just to like i got my free crate and i leveled up five more times and i came out the end with five olympic sprays yeah and i did that was it yeah uh we were playing it a little bit and then we didn't really get anything of significance and then we made a new account on my xbox one and then we got the free loot crate and we instantly got uh tracers
Starting point is 01:30:53 lucky uh costume not the one the british flag which is what i wanted is just the one with the ugly uh olympic thing on it or whatever is it a dying brazilian ass no it's a couch it's a couch on the side gigantic ass is dying on it i think when overwatch came out initiative we're all like oh my god like i've i've like it's never changed i've always been in the opinion that even aside from uh being able to target what you want with the game currency it'd always be nice if there is at least one thing you could only literally get through playing the character that that a playing a character that you like so it's actually weird because uh uh heroes of the storm which is also made by blizzard does have something like that yeah they have a costume that you can only unlock it's
Starting point is 01:31:33 called the master costume that you can only unlock by getting a character to a certain skill proficiency right and it is their default costume with cool ass bits added to it so like arthas you know arthas he gets a cool big dragon helmet what does tracers look like uh well these tracers doesn't have like what would it be it's only for older characters i don't know no it's for heroes of the storm that's why i'm so curious so what tracer looks like why what tracers oh i i complete for tracers a character and i should i should look because i'm curious now when did that drop wow we're watching uh whatever was came out blah yeah um and like i think all those olympic stuff is like kind of stupid even before like
Starting point is 01:32:14 if you're playing overwatch you're not watching or caring about the olympics really yeah again it though it's just like it's it's a little bit it's a little bit more original than just beach outfits yeah but i'd rather have beach you're not wrong we need them you've literally been hanging out with beach like like overwatch girls like the last two months we need them but it's like i'll take it it's a little bit more it does fit with the theme that most overwatch characters are all from either countries and stuff so that makes sense it's actually pretty tough to see and it's uh the the the metal and armor parts of her costume are exaggerated yeah interesting and her visor too and stuff um yeah i i think that uh lucio ball is not
Starting point is 01:32:57 that very good i gotta try it haven't had a chance yet it's just like a bad rocket league look you can get this green and purple outfit for tracer a vangelion colors woolly colors unit one okay woolly unit one well sure uh you were saying that like maybe if the loot boxes were this is an olympic loot box yeah like like if when you leveled up and you went to go get your loot box you could pick an olympic box that had four olympic items that would at least alleviate it a little bit but like i felt so exasperated after i got five fucking sprays in a row uh i had the i had a complete opposite problem and that was i got the czar i got azaria skin like the red the white and red one six times jesus like and it's i don't want that one i want the
Starting point is 01:33:44 red one and i know someone that's chomping at the bit for that fucking costume damn oh well well oh well you got a lot of money out of it yeah i got i got no money uh once once i got once i realized oh the seasonal shit won't use the currency i went and just spent like half of the currency that i had acquired to get like everything sure yeah they give you achievements when you pass certain threshold of uh of that shit yeah characters like it's you get a spray that says oops yeah so speaking of just really good speaking of things that won't last uh no man's sky has one hell of a day one patch coming dude alongside the server wipe i didn't look at it or a sequel yeah i i didn't look at it because when i went into the thread it was all spoiler text
Starting point is 01:34:40 okay it's like so and i scrolled yeah it was all okay so i i read it i read it because i don't give a shit and i will be able to uh parse out some of the the spoilers out of it and say the big one is their algorithms have been changed galaxy is now up to 10 times larger how is it possible further more i can explain it to you if you want it's really interesting further more yeah because of the the the out it generates noise right like a random string and then it executes an algorithm outwards from the center a very complicated math and because because the random noise is generated in the same way every time yeah everybody gets the same universe without having to actually and the uh the input is the x y and z on the thing yeah i kind
Starting point is 01:35:34 of like that's interesting but i kind of didn't mean from a technical standpoint but how is that in they added a line to it like shouldn't they've been working up but there's also crazy because this motherfucker from hello games is just like nah i'm gonna overhaul all this when people are leaking my game and talking about what's wrong with it or whatever i just get put my nose to the fucking grindstone and fix all that before you get a chance to see it like planet rotation is altered and that's minor but then it's like we added a story there are multiple endings now there are multiple endings there's like improved combat improved there we've had every star star we've added dead planets and planets with huge hazardous way zones like the way the animals
Starting point is 01:36:21 we made a sequel and then and then at the end they're like well we don't have base building in yet but we're working on it you're like you're doing what yeah it's crazy it's uh but you know when you if it's a small like relatively mobile team like they are you know they're not like bogged down by 90 people like they're like they're like a bit over a dozen people with with three raw months to just improve the gold master yes you know like hey but don't talk about the leaked version yep uh well otherwise actually Sean Murray was really not happy about that so he's gonna tell sony to fuck i i would like to talk about that briefly in the gist of it is the people who are putting up youtube videos not of the leaked version but talk about the leaked version with footage in
Starting point is 01:37:09 it of of any version is getting manual copyright strikes from sony and uh uh sean Murray from hello games like what the fuck stop that i bet that's the same thing that happens with capcom every now and then the same thing where some guy or what happened with namco bandai some guy just some guy says oh shit there's a leaked version and then goes to youtube and types in leaked no man's guy and just clicks on every fucking video no communication between departments he doesn't bother to check whether or not there's footage from the leaked version in there or what it's actually about not proven but likely and then people from who actually know what they're doing go what that's what's fucking stop that um also special shoutouts to the kotaku article where
Starting point is 01:37:50 they're like we named the planet haran b also there's a kotaku planet you can go find one the game launches and then the reply from hello games being now we wipe the servers yo that's just gone yeah bankrupt again oh wrecked wrecked wrecked wrecked it's gonna be replaced by the hogan planet what are you gonna do when hulkamania renames your planet you can't run anywhere in the galaxy from hulkamania brother the guild the guild is coming now when you get to the hulkamania planet there's just all these girls that are waiting for like their dads to just slather them with oil it's his favorite thing it's his favorite thing besides shutting down gawker there's a bunch of there's a bunch of cars on that planet but don't get in them your brain will fly out and the driver
Starting point is 01:38:38 will get off scot-free you know what my favorite thing is playing a released game that was made by fans after the dcma takedown is released for it which may or may not be real no the takedown was for a fansite that was also hosting it okay it wasn't even the original well there you all the original ones down now there you go yeah okay yeah but yeah it's out there hey hey guess what that shit was done that shit was done i clapped for you the complete zip in fact it's a raw it's on my pc right now it's a raw file awesome uh what for context we are talking about amr am2r underscore 10 dot zip which is the the metroid 2 remake made by the fans complete and available wherever the it got released and then nintendo was pretty quick they were on being like hey don't do that
Starting point is 01:39:31 but they weren't infinitely instantaneously you know you know we always talk about don't talk about it and the interesting thing about this one is it's been publicly known for a long time yeah and it's like you got lucky nintendo why did you wait if you wanted to shut it down because they want because they like this is publicly known but i don't feel like this was getting pushed like other projects no but at the same time like it's like you'd think they'd have a fucking ear to the ground on nintendo stuff to be fair i never even heard about it until yesterday good job good job guys i'm glad it's out yeah you beat the clock you won and i thought i think i saw a quote by them it's like well we took all of it down yeah yep yep yep we slid in under the door
Starting point is 01:40:10 like we have we have we have complied with their takedown it's all gone don't worry about it go download that and put it on your contraband library next to streets of rage it's well it's you can't you can't it's it's out there there's a torrent there's like so like that's why it's like when eventually that ps a gets filmed it's got to start with like us playing that game yeah like oh oh look a game here it is it's finished how about that you didn't fucking you didn't fucking spill your beans it's because we talked about this before you want people knowing you're doing a cool thing and you can't it's very hard to resist all your pride look at us are of the heroes that are making a thing that they refuse to swallow your pride bro you that's all you need to do just swallow your pride
Starting point is 01:40:54 just a little bit and then you can ride that shit to the infamy train yeah that's true speaking of riding shit to the train that's right how about that hope for a pc port of vanquish dude dude to be fair like vanquish there should just to there should just be a general re-release of vanquish on anything i agree yeah that they want i agree because of this age of shitty activision ports coming out on everything there should be a good platinum games for what's the last you see they announced uh transformers full of cybertron coming out tomorrow coming out tomorrow they announced this existed yesterday it's coming out tomorrow Jesus today yeah same as fucking ultimate alliance you can see it's ported by fun labs fun labs who we always see in the front part of uh of
Starting point is 01:41:45 cabela they did the prototype one and botched it but then they fixed it yeah i read that too but yeah uh kotaku sat down with um inaba and they said hey what are the chances of us getting some kind of vanquish something it was in the middle of a different interview and yeah he said well if we if we turn out if we stop recording maybe i can talk to you about that yeah so it there's something going on there uh and similarly there's something going on with rival schools three shut your fucking mouth now the problem with this is every time you know just likes twitter exactly right it's soon i was like hey tweet hashtag rival schools three at me and it'll help make it happen that it's like anytime it comes down to send me a bunch of
Starting point is 01:42:28 tweets for something it's already possibly going down or or he's actually he was on youtube that night and said aw man rival schools i feel good about that i'm lonely please retweet me about how much you love rival schools i will could either be one of those right like i will put money down that the capcom test does not include tweets you know there's no metric facebook i was gonna say like resident evil two is coming back so i don't know but tweets though but that's just facebook that was just facebook kerfuffles supposedly i'm not sure if rival schools meet uh met the phenomenal success that are and remember remember this is that rival schools could do good these days this is i don't think i knew i when street fighter five fails to live up to sales expectations
Starting point is 01:43:15 i'd just be happy with an hd re-release yeah but i i think the like the the aesthetic and the type of characters that are in there are like the perfect like otaku bait modern audience kind of thing could you imagine if it came back and it was 2d capcom game no really i can't imagine that i just have one thing to say to you i think your point is fair but also shocking news capcom game does not live up to sales expectations like um but like they're the worst ever i mean like anytime they like the dark stalker's resurrection like ports did really poorly and i'm just like so shit it is so bad but i i never think that the the amount of money you would need to put in for just an hd res of some two old games would never be so low or so high as to you can't keep trying
Starting point is 01:44:05 every so often not i'm not asking for every game to come back there's lots of capcom old capcom games like like yeah stay where you are i mean i'm sure they burn themselves a few too many times on it already jojo dark stalkers oh god did the jojo ones doing worse and they had to get delisted at some point well i thought it wasn't because of a license i think heritage for the future yeah the licensing um because the license switch hands uh speaking of capcom trying again and again uh we've got the fact that this week they re upped the deep down license um trademark for the fifth time which is the final time you're allowed to do that in three years after the after the last like rumor it seems like it's just gonna reappear when they announced ps4 neo because there
Starting point is 01:44:51 was that really credible rumor where they were talking about the new god of war with an older kratos and stuff every single time there is a time limit though on that name every single time they have to figure something out i'm sure there's only if someone wants to take it yeah and that's every time like that's the deep down stuff comes up there's always this one persistent rumor of like we can't make it look how we need to make it look and have the stuff we wanted to do yeah so the neo yeah that's feasible that's really feasible you say that but little do we know silver dollars deep down currently in work if they can continue to demonstrate that they are still working on it they can hold on to it just fine like it's not like a fraudulent
Starting point is 01:45:31 polls like they're you know it's still still coming so yeah really excited to see it because it already looks really cool at the last tgs we saw that uh you know again i just need i just need to spare your play there was a rumor that came out earlier today that sony's going to show off the ps4 neo september 7th in new york ha we'll see that would be very very close to the supposed nintendo nx announced it would as well yeah there's a couple rumors floating around september would be a cool month if that's the case yeah another rumor is that we're getting a starcraft hd remaster yeah that's a good one that feels like the fucking rudor longest running no brainer ever that game that game sprites are actually higher quality than you would think i'm sure that is a
Starting point is 01:46:18 that is a break glass in case of money safe no this quarter looks bad break glass in case of korea abandoning starcraft 2 or that definitely or that because they're not like walking around the office going oh my god overwatch is underperforming but that's it it's korea korea release more crates korea abandoning starcraft 2 in favor of overwatch which is 30 not the worst problem of the of the gameplay also in favor of movers that that's happening uh like that mover 30 30 percent of korean uh public cafe game time is overwatch now i love that that's a really important metric it's a really important metric what are people playing as they sip their bubble tea yeah for like 20 companies it's the most important number in the world it's crazy for the
Starting point is 01:47:04 rest it's fucking nothing but yeah it's it's oh what now a bubble what yeah other rumors which are more like leaks actually are for the evolutions of the starters in pokemon sun and moon have you seen yeah i saw them when they first leaked and so they're they're highly credible now fine dopamine finally after wait because i'm like that's what i'll care is when you show me now they belong in lucha underground yeah so you've got like like almost like the hall lucha style like bird evolution where um roulette becomes just an archer fucking awesome then you've got poplio which becomes yeah it's a simmer made simmer made seal thing becomes a play argument but then fucking lit and becomes a beast cat wrestler with the senketsu color scheme like he's doing a
Starting point is 01:47:51 fucking muscle buster and his red and his fire wrestling belt shoots out flay god damn it it's the best yeah everything about this is unstoppable as if they're being built up to get added to poking almost yeah poplio's evolution looks great though belt he good he's doing a giant swing yeah i gotta say i really like the fucking final form of this i'm still i'm still not feeling like super hot unlike the new pokemon designs at all you mean in general yeah aloha aloha versions for quite a while ever since like gen four i i started to not really dig them but uh and i really didn't like that 40 minute e3 thing that we sat through or didn't sit suffered through but like i watched the recent trailer um and the game looks phenomenally good the z move bracelet thing seems a bit much
Starting point is 01:48:43 well the z move like that's nothing but like the big shakeups on the islands that the gyms being completely rethought as a concept fucking dinosaur dragon executor version that's super tall and all them all the memes that get that yeah that's crazy but like for the like yearly entry in the series this one looks like really inspired and i really think it looks fantastic especially coming off of like x and y which were really weak and or ass which i mean it's just you know it's rude but if uh that doesn't strike your fancy you can always check out pokemon uranium the fan released rpg maker game which uh you can't take down an rpg maker game fuckers i want brick and plywood when are those coming so it also so pokemon uranium just came out and uh let me see if you
Starting point is 01:49:34 guys can take a look at this pokedex of completely original pokemon it's really interesting uh some of these designs are quite clever uh give me a moment fuck where was it you're doing it well you're doing it i'm sorry you're really killing it talk about other stuff um did okay well all right so what's uh i had a really good meal at when we went to hamilton and get talked about it the girl cheese is really good there i'm really hungry actually don't talk about i had the the garlic parmesan fries in hamilton and i always love those love those things they're fucking good yeah and that's all i have to say about that all right you did it will you talked about pokemon uranium oh man the site's unavailable all right that's no good that's what i was looking for this visual
Starting point is 01:50:21 icon for our podcast i was looking for a giant picture that shows you some of these all original 100 designs made for pokemon uranium some of them look good there's a fucking magic carbon garados anyway that is not original yeah that's not original all right all right that's i saw some of originals to it yeah uh there's some there's some really cool ideas in here when's the piece of shit pokemon yeah there's some good ones in there but what's the doodoo bag on fire pokemon there is garbage pokemon officially mr mime exists i know let's not pretend i stopped there that was a good story uh we've got thank you i appreciate it it was really good sometimes i need the instant i like i like to make you feel good we should write each story right after it's
Starting point is 01:51:03 done yeah yeah i don't give it a chance to say no i already gave woolly's apartment one star on yelp give me give me a medic critic right after it's done in fact when woolly's not even quite done with the story we should we should make a snap yeah make a snap snap judgments are always the accurate and reliable judgments yeah exactly they're honest so here's one that like is going on right now which makes me kind of frown because i just got a text from my mom and she's like do you want faster wi-fi and i'm like well yes of course i like how do i get faster i think it'd be funny if your mom said i don't think that story was very good um here's one that like it makes me frown because you know you say it's happening right now do you mean ongoing it's
Starting point is 01:51:52 how it's ongoing okay and uh this is one that we're actually kind of close to okay at least we were so uh it's going on at squaring ex Montreal okay with the aug lives matter oh that's hilarious i think that popped up yeah i only saw bits and pieces this summer it sucks because the the producer involved uh our marketing guy involved is someone we actually know he's it's not actually if uh if where i think is he left a while ago me and lemur talking about this if it's the same guy uh the person involved in the story is andre vu yeah andre okay who we know i thought yes and he's the he's he's not the marketing guy he's the head of the day sex brand okay right right but anyway he is he is former i guess former market former marketing and then moved up to
Starting point is 01:52:39 that position i suppose i think he does both um really cool guy that we know and and i think that like unfortunately some of this is really kind of painted badly well honestly like it's i mean it's a loaded phrase let's not let's not say it's not a loaded phrase uh context of the story we gotta give it no no but it is a loaded phrase you're just saying it and it is without a doubt and what sucks about it the most is one artist illustrated this i don't know who but an artist just illustrated this i'm sure nobody told him to to put that there and they they should have never released it honestly like fuck so now we're in a position where it's like well not we're not we but now they're in a position excuse me that is like okay explain why this is here yeah and it's
Starting point is 01:53:23 just like well an artist illustrated this and that's that's it and that's all it should be the phrase that is bouncing around in my head in regards to this is on the nose oh i thought you're gonna say unfortunate no like it's not a coincidence the aug non augmented like conflict in deus x as the new deus x anyway is is a a technologically based socratic argument about a racial divide right about haves and have nots yeah well and it's also that the augs are going bad and becoming dangerous yeah attacking right which is not really what the real life right but it's it's a metaphor right and when you do this it's like yeah no we got it hey you you didn't you didn't need to actually just put a fucking poster of like a black metal fist that says aug power on the wall yeah right
Starting point is 01:54:24 yeah and i think that a lot of the time the artists are kind of given you know not free reign but they get a wide creative like please please illustrate to design the world illustrate a riot or something like that yeah here you go right yeah this is what we got out of it and it's like well shit unfortunate and uh dumb considering like yeah the game is about to like it and i do think they should have had the presence of mind to just not release it straight because because what are you gonna get you're gonna get people going yeah yeah i empathize with like or or perhaps perhaps like a hmm but you're not gonna push that's crazy you know you're not gonna push mad units because now that i now that i see rainbow dash next to the holocaust yeah exactly now i
Starting point is 01:55:14 really get it yep so that's like did you think that was gonna happen can i just want you all please release a deus x game without involving some type of kerfuffle with black people no could that happen no no we have to have one for trying it's part of the brand it's synonymous when warren specter sat down and invented deus x he said we will have ongoing brand issues with minorities yep yeah he picked chinese but you could move it to anybody else really yeah but the icarus dash though that that what when idos months you all said we want to maintain the spirit of deus x yeah but change it up a little so we're gonna move to black and then back to chinese watch our deus x lp yeah because it goes it goes it bounces it bounces
Starting point is 01:56:11 everyone gets some yeah but yeah there will be no black chinese characters and uh lastly we got another first person shooter news we got some gameplay details about the new prey from quick con yeah and it sounds weird but interesting i pretended to be a bowl of dog food i turned into a coffee cup and that let me fit through that hole wait what it's geist oh yeah no it's geist bad there is there is there is extreme geist is great extreme extreme mimicking is a gameplay mechanic in this game okay i didn't think because i know the details came out but then look at them because i'm like oh i want to go in i want to go in raw also it appears that uh the environment is one large one that you explore it your own
Starting point is 01:56:59 that's cool leisure that's cool so yeah it was fine but i didn't know oh yeah yeah dog food but you liked geist i liked it when i was 15 but you like dog food it's like your second favorite game but behind the you know the best thing about context do i like dog i got a context for you i like dog food because it makes dogs healthy dogs but i like dogs that's not what it does and geist it shuts grandma up it feeds tyrone biggums just hope it's it's dog food and not a turkey baster if you've got a good use for dog food send in and or a turkey baster an email to super bestfriendcast at gmail.com that's super bestfriendcast at gmail.com unfortunately we do not have any dog food or turkey baster related emails this week however what we do have is the
Starting point is 01:57:51 email that woolly is now struggling to get to would struggling be the right word to use well i don't know because usually you have them like queued up right away you want me to start right away yeah that'd be cool you should have cut them off even this is a good story hey uh they're wappy poochie pupper friends yeah finally a racist rat does not require mr snip snip what's a fictional race that you think is awesome or superior okay i like despite superior despite despite how shit-ass uh 8472 is and how sorry how shitty voyager is eight species 8472 is pretty cool they're an organic version of the borg that are actually originally non-hostile okay i like them um i think all other races are shit compared to the night elves in warcraft yeah i'm sure i love i
Starting point is 01:58:37 think i think the night elves are fast i think the the lizard men in warhammer fantasy are amazing oh the scaven no no that's the rat guys rats they're just called the lizard man are the lizard man yeah they're wow they don't have a lot of creativity that i don't know because it's other races that named them what do they name themselves yeah the lizard the bar the chainies skinks okay the the the cheney alex jones's uh i have the scalies i have lots of love for the uh lcore from mass effect yeah oh they're super good everything and our everything about them are like really really really creatively designed yeah i think it's fantastic how they have a story i completely forgot to talk about this but uh woolly you'll appreciate it and show so will
Starting point is 01:59:27 juliam uh eric andre totally came back yes um with with support from uh paul robertson on the animations that's really bird the fuck up that oh that animation burn up that is a good goddamn first episode with a fantastic bit by ti i only saw the animation but it's cool okay first episode strong like the uh the uh the set annihilation gimmick yep best one he's ever done big words yep all right uh we got one coming in from hey besticles it's paul was wondering robertson what do you think katherine too would be like you think it'd be interesting with a female main character yes i think it would be totally awesome yes yeah i i think you but it might end up playing out pretty much the same though like just that twist is might not
Starting point is 02:00:14 end up be enough for a sequel no i think you need a bit more than okay they throw a lot of let's be real like women and how women think it katherine so i just mean for a variety's sake i'm not hearing the same it'd be it'd be fun for like an hour okay but then you got to go okay then what if the story is not exactly the same as you seem to be proposing yeah i think you would need to see like a sequel well what of course yeah but i mean i'm fucking sick what if uh but i mean not just a similar game with focus on a female character but like a departure of what what if what if you were uh what if your character was named katherine and you had an incredibly piece of shit child and it was about whether or not to beat them or not
Starting point is 02:00:56 beat them not sure if that will or give them up or or fucking leave them for your new god or whatever why do i let you okay um yeah so possibly but that shit kid providing providing the caveat there there's enough variety besides the gender some dog food in there if you think about it uh dare super bork laser fans um i don't get that well yeah i'm this bork is like swedish justin wants you to pick the title of a video game to describe your sex life for example half minute hero now someone someone sent me on tour like hey i discovered that game that you guys talked about some lp like months and months ago we were like yo your dick special yeah you know what that's actually the better version of that uh big game title i mean i like to go with mass effect what
Starting point is 02:01:40 born we had a good one uh shadow of the colossus yeah that's good it was fantastic snake eater event horizon when we're talking about movie names as well so yeah no man sky journey infinite infinite undiscovery final fantasy or bizarre adventure yeah all right uh heaven's word yeah i like that so uh force that's terrible eternal darkness resident evil we're just naming our dicks yeah i know i want some sex life yeah but it all we guys it always turns into just naming your dick something biohazard grand
Starting point is 02:02:29 turismo yeah okay burnout ride okay to hell right now okay all right so god eater yep yep bloodborne okay i said i got that one out on our monster hunter super mario strikers cry mega man soccer okay so i just fear so uh chris wants to know what you think is just in the terms of design uh stand a stand that you really like just in terms of the design not as powers they're like some are like almost all are terrible like goofy and not all that cool looking mine my vote that i've seen my vote overwhelmingly goes to white snake yeah you like white snake a lot i've never seen what you know what uh i'll show you guys white snake i i forget its fucking name which is shitty because the episodes are on right now but i always love shigetchi's
Starting point is 02:03:27 harvest harvest thank you harvest design is really good yeah let me get you guys a nice picture of white snakes so you can see okay white snake white snake yeah i've seen that one i'm gonna i'm gonna give a runner up to white snake is um just what's his name it's not centerfold that's the fucking bullshit name jay giles fucking stan what's it called oh um um um the hangman the hangman i like the hangman a lot a lot a lot a lot i like harvest because it's not just a person and it's not just an animal it's a it's its own thing but it also like the thing it does is a part of its body as well where it like puts stuff inside itself and you can see what it's holding and stuff okay i think harvest is really interesting and it's not a bee right because it doesn't fly
Starting point is 02:04:13 or anything no it's got a little insectoid kind of it's got like a bug demon to it yeah for sure i like silver cherry it just because it reminds me more of like an ultimate muscle character naked a lot of regular regular okay i like silver cherry but to be fair like a lot of stands look like they're from ultimate muscle that's a good game stand or ultimate muscle character yeah for people that might not know but you can't see the name you just have to see the picture of that via just to play with someone like play it with plague right right or dipod or other people that hate ultimate muscle characters don't have a lot of lines on them though that's the tell a lot of line holy fuck fuck silver cherry it check out this i was about to say i was about but i held it
Starting point is 02:04:56 back don't even say okay don't even say what that is all right don't even say what that is i looked it up but i was like that's really really cool yeah okay what i got that's the one that's the i got spoiled on that in 2001 yeah and it it pause it has something to do with chariot manly but it's not what it's not it's not it doesn't act anyway ha says yo met pot whoopee and lame i lean to let you know that in marvel versus capcom 3's training room it's actually saying let let let let let maximum as in level one level two level three level four maximum that is not ma ma ma maximum boy with the mushroom tech capriccio yeah that shit's terrible that's like a thousand percent a million percent right we've been making that mistake straight up but i prefer the version
Starting point is 02:05:46 you guys have been doing yeah but it's it's not it's little a little maximum it's totally right yep dang boo uh super best buds until the youtube money runs dry uh crap any day no really are you still are you still on yomi are playing online with the physical cards you haven't talked about it too much since the fisticust episode yeah dude it's the greatest way to pass time on a plane besides watching lucha underground i'm still in there super hard um we got one coming in from um eric and he says um okay i listened to you guys talking about your Gundam shit and eventually now listen to what i have to say it's like a 45 minute email and and i've seen 79 z and char's counterattack i didn't
Starting point is 02:06:35 know that double zeta existed until a few months ago so i went to start it why is it so childish i mean during the first five episodes we can see saturday morning cartoon shit going down we're talking people falling into manholes in the ground mobile suits boxing and constant slaps to humor some of it is kind of funny but it's ultimately really dumb and off like american animated stupid shows why is it like this is it gonna continue being like this apparently that first arc is like that but then it tapers off there's there's stuff that changes and gets more serious but ultimately i still think it's a waste of your time i it's i'm gonna watch it you can't stop me i can't i still gotta i still gotta finish zeta i haven't watched any zeta in like a month
Starting point is 02:07:15 okay um we got a cooking question coming in for the best of a friend of our rulers okay with all the talks about muffins cake and bread i was wondering do you know shut up hold on what the fuck is matt showing us where is that from that's ultimate muscle well yeah because it has to be why would it why would what else is someone who didn't know what's the name but it's an old man sticking out of another man say the name what's the character's name it's barrier reefman yep okay remember that my favorite part about ultimate muscle is how there's woman wrestlers as well but it's like terry man woman yeah is literally what they're called yeah that's that's the naming convention um so with all these talks about muffins and cakes and bread do you fancy yourselves
Starting point is 02:08:05 as chefs what's your main recipe oh i can don't snub my so to Idaho i don't know what that is right don't snub Idaho don't snub my so to Idaho i don't know what that means anyway start off um i can make eggs like Liam dip i think yeah that that that and match chocolate that's a recipe snatch these are from laura's family and it's great uh i think i'm really good at making hamburgers actually we're really good at that use like six ingredients to make a hamburger uh i've got one recipe that i have supreme confidence in and it's my pasta rosé oh really yeah buy some sausages that's classy you buy some tomato sauce you buy some milk and alfredo and uh yeah and get tomato with the ragu you know the fucking
Starting point is 02:08:55 you're mixing it you boil it down i just fucking know that when you're making it you're doing that the whole time you boil the sauce all right all right anyway um i i i there's i only i did a couple of times so i have enough confidence in a bit remember the meal the cream meal we like young young young young i've been able to make that a couple of times pretty successfully not counting that one time that's been king crimson out of existence yeah well that was the one time we had to make it for like seven people and like i just like you just double up everything yeah it's not worked like that but a couple of times i made then that's like actually pretty complicated there's like a million things you have to put into it you have to buy a lot of stuff at like you
Starting point is 02:09:38 can only get in korean uh martz uh places like that but like generally like i don't like i i can make my mom has a a a recipe for a marinade for lamb chops uh that i've made once or twice that i they're not quite as good as my mom's like she just puts them puts the right things in it whatever and i've been i've been able to make that a few times i'm always really happy that it's it's edible it's my go to and lastly we're going to take one from south pole guy or jeff or whatever and he says in the most recent near video pat confidently states that everyone watching the lp is beaten the game but this is in my case it's my first exposure and i'm loving watching you guys go through it uh i'm wondering do you prefer doing lps of games where you know the audience has
Starting point is 02:10:22 already seen it or would you rather them be new viewers to the content now i want to i want to i want to talk actually uh talk about that because i i somewhat confidently state that but the intention was to be sarcastic yeah and in that conversation we're talking about i talk about how i certainly feel like everyone watching it has beaten the game because that's what's coming at me all the time everyone i know everyone i talk to everyone on twitter every oh i can't wait for you to get to that or and but they're all they're all the most polite the the spoiler averse people i've ever had a kit for yoko tarot games is on it's kind of crazy that audience is really really polite about it cool but but like the overwhelming thing is people saying boy i'm so happy you like near
Starting point is 02:11:08 as like the number one thing it seems like everyone beat it and i know because it's a niche game that's absolutely not the case with tens of thousands of viewers we're obvious yeah it's not literally it's that more people are watching it than bought the game yeah without it uh personally no yeah i'm not even close but anyway um yeah go ahead uh what was the question do i prefer do you prefer people to have beaten it no watch watch you or do you prefer new viewers no i i think my favorite sentiment is the feeling of i didn't know this game existed or was cool yeah thanks for thanks i gotta go get at this that's exactly what i was so yeah the in between it's neither of those two that's been happening along captain a lot of people just showing us pictures
Starting point is 02:11:50 of look i just bought it dude the Gundam Breaker Gundam Breaker three fucking yeah how many copies for a one-off i've never seen so many people be like i ordered this game right away one one in like 10 comments i think one of the top comments on youtube if not the top one was like i just ordered we got a bunch of that one that night uh did uh deadly pee or people like that you know yeah that that is my favorite feeling of people going what is this what uh the uh the best i ever felt was when we did yakuza 4 and i saw hundreds of comments that are like i thought these games were terrible i had no idea what they were yeah um that being said the only time i prefer people to generally know the game is when i feel very confident that i know the game better than you
Starting point is 02:12:33 yeah right so re2 is an example of that and so are like downpour and homecoming where it's like no one put uh for re2 i don't think most of the audience put nearly as much time into it as i did and with downpour and homecoming i'm sure that nobody put any time because they're trash yeah uh so in that case i feel confident because they can go like oh exactly i didn't realize this part sucks so bad actually i didn't get to the end and you're only like oh i missed and there's and there's that part of homecoming which i'm pretty sure nobody most people didn't weren't aware of when matt and i are like going through the house remember that sequence and we're having to talk about how we have to keep reloading saves because there are multiple crippling bugs that can just destroy
Starting point is 02:13:13 your playthrough we're very i remember you being really paranoid about it well because it's because it's late in the game yeah it's way in there um no job assholes it's it's it's exactly it's a it's an extreme minority of games obviously yes it's an extreme extreme minority uh for you know for me alien soldier well not as much that i'd say more so like uh strider yeah mirror's edge you know but yeah that's the only time otherwise you're kind of like uh i'm kind of going up against like you think you know all of knowledge but i know you know yeah by the way congrats for taking like what may be the most passive aggressive uh fucking stance towards an LP i've ever seen me and my girlfriend saw your tweet last time we were both laughing about it where there was a guy who
Starting point is 02:13:56 says woolly i love the jojo LP but i'm gonna keep commenting out all the mistakes you make and woolly's goddamn reply is and i'll keep annotating them in advance you are going through the LP and fact checking your statements in order to beat people from like every episode has been annotated for corrections that's cool come at me fuckers that's cool i'm not sure if people realize when you're talking and you're saying things and you're you're paying attention to the game you're looking at your game recording you're paying attention to the person that's in the room yeah and you'll vaguely remember something in the back of your brain you're like yeah part sex totally takes place in japan at that particular moment oh yeah just rose way stronger after yeah no vincent
Starting point is 02:14:43 this takes place in chicago yeah um that one was extra bad because you were right but it was later but you're you're you know that this is a talking point regardless if you're wrong or right yeah so you say it and you're just like yeah yeah yeah and then like later someone will be like whatever or you'll realize it yourself yeah but that's usually unless it's a game you literally know backwards and forwards and there's so much jojo not one person that the skynet itself knows everything i uh i was i was taught as a as a young person to speak with confidence even if you're wrong uh the only flaw in this plan is when people on mobile watch it yeah they don't see the annotations and so they make the comments anyway and it's like ah you're not seeing my my notes
Starting point is 02:15:26 the true video you're not falling into my trap those people should watch the video again at home uh for me really quickly like would i prefer if uh final fantasy 10 was brand new and no one had played it up to that point yes i would have preferred that greatly and that everyone had never really played it or gotten that far or whatever but you don't want the takeaway to be like thanks for doing this now i've done it i don't need to ever sort of touch this you want to leave people with an impression of like holy shit i gotta go the ones that come back to it for sure one like missed moment and we didn't get to do this e and b got to do this is that i i daydream about what if we did demon souls back when nobody knew about demon yeah that's that's that's a thing
Starting point is 02:16:09 right because and like e and b built his whole fucking shtick on that because it was awesome uh but that's the only one that i go damn yeah but you hated that game i hated that game let's start i was that person going oh it's stupid dude that was the best experience also if like turning around on it or just getting it no no no when i got it and my roommate was like oh my god i gotta go buy that now too and then we played it all blind co-op it was the best also though when you turn around uh the entire world on this game like that and you become like the source yeah you don't want it to become your staple you know like the only thing you can do all the all the souls people have had the issue of like trying to branch out and people are like
Starting point is 02:16:54 no just do not you know they're feeling it yeah you know and that's that's the one I mean while spy is crazy enough to do solo lps of persona games if only souls fans could have the etiquette of near and yoko taro fans if only if only you're super right the last little thing we didn't have is when you have sorry is when you have like an like an old old game like you know when you play it as a kid so like let's say a lot of old school playthroughs like donkey on country wild guns and stuff and then someone will like almost rediscover like oh that's this game i played or i rented one oh yeah that's a good one oh this whole or that's good the best is this holds up so much better or whatever i saw a bunch of that for uh uh uh what the fuck chronicle
Starting point is 02:17:39 shout out mistara uh the dnd b where a bunch of people like yeah fuck i couldn't remember that shit that gets awesome and then went out and got it those are good um just on the etiquette mentioned there like uh yeah i was like i said earlier that i was a bit worried going in i'm like i really hope that we don't get the uh prokhamon slash souls situation happening with jojo prokhamon as far as like i've never heard fan base goes but uh you know what it's actually a lot lighter chill and chiller and it's fun i would like to i would like to alter your your comment slightly i wish that dark souls fans after two could have the courtesy of near fans suck it new people very good you people you showed them it was better before did you win
Starting point is 02:18:27 i did are you winning i'm winning it was better before it got popular yeah i finally said that meant it somebody give me a bowler hat and fake glasses i'm gonna move to the plateau so what are we looking forward to fix your bicycle actually and a tiny dog actually it's called a trilogy i thought they're called fascinators we have coming up on the channel near disaster report jojo and kathryn finishing captain for sure i think yep i know me and matt are both sitting off sitting on a one-off yep that's scheduled for the end of the week and those should be uh yeah yes yeah one of them is okay we got one of them's definitely not no yeah we got um excuse me a fisticuffs that's full of
Starting point is 02:19:24 secret wishes hopes yeah yeah okay no one looked too far into this because it's nothing super it's someone's gonna be happy there'll be one or two people someone's gonna be happy with it uh and uh what are you guys looking forward to on genera i did not get to but like i still like i was like oh i'm gonna watch way more lucid underground i just like this was a busy fucking week oh yeah so i'm gonna get into that i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna try and ping off uh stranger things okay i was really not like super i mean i've never been like super super pumped for it but i'm very keen to play no man's sky this that too and i'm very excited to watch this blood stain
Starting point is 02:20:03 development update that just came out yeah i'm really bummed out by the pc delay to friday that's a bar i didn't even realize yeah a good friend of mine told me about this series on hbo going on called the jinx which is kind of like a making a murderer type of thing where it follows a like a billionaire's son or like a really rich motherfucker that straight up came out and and confessed to a murder and got off that's pretty neat and uh it's a really fascinating tale apparently so i'm i'm gonna see if i can check that out i want to see if i can check one last thing because primer keep thinking about it because i mentioned on the podcast before i might as well just say it for you know that's the only kind of avenue where i've really talked about it
Starting point is 02:20:44 other than my twitter but i received a package in the mail that has the words the lup on it it's at my house so zack like to poop in it like well everyone out there can find out if you tune when i stream yeah yeah the unboxing there we go this week i don't know what time i thought you were going to say something very different when i stream or when i was stream like zack's test run of the device well maybe he's going to force both of them at the same time play good drive suggested i stream this there we go just look forward look at my twitter this week and all announce a day when i decide let me let me know because i gotta eat a pizza in the background you might play like a fucking weird cat game like buzby along with i don't know i don't know such a love for revenge
Starting point is 02:21:31 one 132 of the screen is this cat game whatever here's a cat in a box it's called so social shitting it's the next wave in korea yeah just get some 30 percent of korean cafe users are shitting in a box get some social rocket in there yeah get some uh cat simulator blinks blinks the time now you finally reached neco finally reached your your long-term goal of having one big toilet and they make you all go at the same time all go at the same time i know there's at least a couple letters out there there's maybe one more cat game you said blinks and said we did we did it blinks blinks the sonic rush count no uh cat cat lateral damage cat lateral damage that's gotta be all of them there's far cat on the store uh there's hello kitty necko para what's that what's that what
Starting point is 02:22:24 were you collecting all the different cats where you have to meet them oh that's niko at sumay niko at sumay that's mobile some consoles anyway yeah the cat blocks thing puzzle game yeah this is the puss master yeah puss master 5000 that's not real yeah yeah maybe it will be now shit thanks team four star no luka no no me me you come on
Starting point is 02:24:31 me I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof I can't run away from here, I can't run away from here, I can't run away from here, I can't run away from here I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof I'm beautiful when my heart beats at the speed like a tiled roof

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