Castle Super Beast - SBFC 161: What Yuh Messin' Wit

Episode Date: September 6, 2016

Matt rides flows, Pat holds Ls, Liam hunts Metal Deer, and Woolie's mom goes in.

that's as fast as you're gonna get it's not I know that's you're not gonna get you're sorry start yes and good don't worry about nothing we're doing a podcast man hey guys what's up welcome welcome of this week's podcasts man the one the one the one of this week this is dumb and this is the worst thing ever for anyone who's listening because you know why are you guys so married you know what people love when they listen to a podcast inside joke not being in on the job there's nothing better it's the it's the biggest problem probably with our channel for anyone knew that list oh shit without a doubt the level of

penetration there's a reddit thread every couple months and say hey I'm really lost what do all of the following things mean yeah false explanation evil within part 17 Matt said this lie yeah that got popular yeah and it's like yeah like I will he apparently is a criminal one of them is murdered somebody lame it out like the car how do they joke about that on the internet wouldn't they get arrested yeah yeah we saw the picture of the bracelet on Liam's foot yeah that one we've seen it there was a photo and you're looking at nothing you bought a PS Vita yeah some people will get the full explanation or read like about

everything they'll be like I don't know I don't buy it my favorite is that we will you know everyone's digging into that and that's for new people but for the old the long-time defense yeah there's shit that will just never explain ever no trudging dinosaurs and then they're looking at that and they're going like what happened yeah and and the start of the way what happened yeah yeah where did that happen so my favorite part about what happened is people finding things that are unrelated that should be the butter totally not look at this Mickey the Mickey Mouse one got me because that is exactly how we say it yeah but I had

never seen that cartoon prior to us making it no well what woolly I think woolly started that and yeah just it started from nowhere hey if you if you if you can't figure out all of our inside jokes that's okay you just gotta do combo yeah just do car yeah people got that wrong too they're getting closer but it's taking never get there no they finish line they figured out what is infinity they are never reached they've figured out what the association is like yeah what we're to look but but the best part but it's gone now the best part is that as we move into the future it's gone it's actually gone racing backwards it's a moment in

time that is that you will never be able to look at it like those tear drops in the rain like those yeah you know like those hands reaching out at the end of the new chase yeah for Jojo yeah you'll never get it get there you'll never get it you never welcome to episode 160 of the 161 minutes we're a little bit further away a little bit further than 160 that breaks the trend that I was liking what's what's where it's like we were second to last minute of the podcast when he's like yeah and then you know my grandma just turned 160 whatever away yeah no but your favorite alien movie

alien 161 alien 3 yeah what stupid lord oh my god your favorite man alien resurrection idiot do you remember the name of the prison no what an alien 3 yeah I don't fucking remember what's the podcast number the podcast number 161 fury 161 to be fair in regards to alien 3 your planet being called fury 161 is pretty cool I will believe it more people like alien resurrections their favorite than alien 3 is no alien resurrections a fucking hilarious train wreck whereas alien 3 is just a train wreck but I wouldn't say the train wreck the thing is is back when I was a dumb kid and like I bear I only remembered

a few scenes from each movie yeah I saw them over the shoulder yeah totally my step cousin and shit like that I only remembered black guy punching alien in the face yeah and getting really hype about that yeah and then the cool drop into the into the fucking lava bath yeah and I was like oh man she's like Jesus yeah it's so cool yeah and I got my toys you can hear little Jesus actually you can say anything after back when I was a dumb kid and it's yeah you know everyone will turn a blind eye I remember when I was a dumb kid I remember my cousin got really good at devil sticks and I thought that made him the coolest back when

he was a dumb kid yeah he's in the circus even though alien 3 only has an alien in all the video games they said fucking they got tons of fucking yeah killing all of them that's fucking man being good at devil sticks that just got you laid all day yeah if I can do this with these sticks imagine what I can do with my hands imagine how many aliens Ripley would have killed as she had double sticks that's right just for each click of the stick a panty drops just click where are you not allowed to play with devil sticks no but he could play with spin master rhythm sticks which is the other brand on the playground yeah that

was a possibility that could get around it master's got to keep it kosher the brand limit no except for the one with the pentagram on it yeah that was the biggest what about what the one with the skull the skull was the skull fine skull is because no I will say is that satanic imagery right well here's the funny part because here we get we might as well get right in yeah I was at a wedding this weekend yeah you were and I was also a big dumb big dumb marriage weekend for everybody yeah it was literally we were at a reception hall were four weddings were taking place at the same time awesome it was it was

insanity but I saw no I was just sitting with my mom and like she saw on my phone I still have the art of minty robos version of Matt and I as the fucking scrub lord scrub lord killer's yeah and and like to call them and so whenever she sees my phone she's like she's a skull and she's like what is this what is this we need to talk about this what is this for you know this like mom I'm 31 years old stop calm down and she's like no I don't want to hear I don't want to listen I'm like grabbing her like just stop okay this is your mom yes okay and I'm like this okay is a picture of Matt this is the hat he wears all the

time this is the skull anyway anyway anyway all the time and all the fan art has him in that because that's his thing because this is a character he likes so this is him just wearing the hat on his face like a loser no then this is me dressing up like a cool tough guy but I'm a loser because this is fan art of us being dumb relax it's not a big skull demon and then she's like on my phone and then she's like you don't know what you don't know I was gonna say update your mom that everything was fine that night and that anyone we may or may not have been messing with didn't show up because no but no that's time to lead

but don't you understand that the crux is that you don't know what you're messing with you knew what you were messing with do I mess with it no but if I do know what I'm messing with do I still mess with you think everything was fine but the truth is that you messed with shit that you don't know she knows it's coming that's the thing you don't know what you're messing with yeah that's that's I don't know your mom's turning in a cartoon jokes of context is that we ever actually explain that never never that was never explained ever that story was never told it was when Matt was when I told my mom that Matt was having his

wedding on Halloween because I was like Matt's having a wedding sick oh that's so nice what is it happening on Halloween and she's like and she makes that she gets her yeah that makes them makes the face you know and I'm like what what what is the problem with the wedding with a wedding on October 31st what and she's like okay okay y'all don't know what you're messing with you know actually give me a straight answer for one god yeah like you know I made the mistake of possibly implying that my girlfriend and I are gonna live together soon and she's like no no and just gets up and starts going into

West Indian theatrics and I'm trying to like hug tackle her back to her seat so that we cannot embarrass ourselves at a wait this is at the wedding this is at the reception and it's just like oh my god can you just turn down for a minute just turn down for something you're at 11 can you bring a 10 9 please yeah 9 is doable 9 you don't know what you're messing wrangling permaturth permaturth man what the fuck that means I got that I I I'll really talk about really briefly since you're talking about a wedding I went to my the wedding I went to which is I don't even know the people but it was a big mafioso wedding nice was the

mechanic there yeah there's a bunch of people but what I will say is what was there was the 8 foot lobster tower which I am not it was an 8 foot lobster tower made of lobsters and it was in fact a tower and I went and I said man I wish we loved each other enough to have a had a lobster tower and I went to Melissa and I was like I wish you had loved your husband's Melissa to love your husband enough to get a lobster tower and then my my father-in-law came and I was like man I wish you loved your daughters enough to have paid for a giant lobster tower and he goes yeah well I don't they're all these towers of those

macaroni rascals those macaroni rascals that's another one of those like items that just show how far humans have dominated a certain creature yeah one we built towers out of your bodies yeah and we still do it now the lobster tower and throw out the ones we don't want you don't actually grab the lobsters off there the carcasses were just for show did anyone try holes okay of the lobsters grab but that was just an effigy we didn't even eat you yeah you were just window dressing and at the very end hey your midnight table and I really love the midnight table that at our wedding because it had grilled

cheeses and lots of fun stuff and smoke me and all that that a lot of that stuff but I went off fuck you beat us there I went by this weird freezer I was like what's that what's those little cups yogurt nah fuck that get this cupcake or whatever and eat this cupcake and I'm like yeah I made the right choice and then I narrow my eyes a bit more at the freezer and I'm like oh those are all individual blizzards from Dairy Queen that they asked Dairy Queen to bring wow I fucking way on a fucking cupcake I could have we got baggies a Ziploc baggies and like I was like what are you doing Leanna and she goes

she's shoveling all the desserts in the baggie Italian yeah and then some woman sees what she's doing she's like oh look at this one well with the baggies and then goes it's for my mom she left early it's a heritage moment right there's a heritage moment so we had these two baggies filled up with all the desserts is crazy and I wasn't allowed to talk shit about the wedding cuz they're like some guys there might overhear you and a few of them just got out and they may tune you up a little bit yeah yeah so that was a fun wedding cool I like the effigy do you have any wedding stuff the only thing of note at the wedding that I

went to was very nice wedding but very very normal is at their house is that okay so I'm allergic to cats to a degree right but only certain kinds of cats like Zach no problem right you know the short-haired short-haired cats that you pet them and you that makes no sense cuz long-haired cats have way more dander yeah like the ones that you pet them you can feel like all the tiny dander all over your hand or whatever miserable so I I got all suited up and went over to a friend's place and they have a cat that I'm very allergic to so what I did was I took a Benadryl before I got there which then resulted in me like

nodding off during the vows constantly being elbowed being like what would you have not have nodded off I would not have nodded off but yeah no just idiot just stupid stupid rookie mistake honest mistake doesn't make you as drowsy yeah well we got in the house is bound that's what our dark friends Chris Rex uses over for Zach time Benadryl got it no no no I fucked that up immediately I mean you can take both at the same time aside from that operate heavy machinery wedding was totally nice normal very very happy okay that's everybody everyone congrats congrats everybody pretty pretty normal standard fair wedding on my

side as well no lobster this when video when the shitty way here's the thing who fought the giant effigy of the devil so try not to get it wasn't it was in the religion but try one don't get that projector set up in the reception hall because it goes wrong and it will go wrong and there will be no sound you're gonna need you're gonna be looking around panicking yeah and projector like you mean for movies or something yeah cuz they wanted to play like a like a video of like this is a cute little video we made is a couple type of thing and like it's like oh this sounds not playing and everything they're looking around and

my mom's like can you go fix that I'm like I'm not I am not getting in there I'm not a projector is a completely different kind of tech that we don't even work and there's already like three people over there bumbling over the wires yeah it's like no don't don't rely on some external in what wedding did you I didn't I ever said I want to know how dare you glad I dare you imply that sorry anyway you guys so the video so the video right was it good it was it was good I got something to continue though but no go ahead cuz I'm there's something I'm kind of debating like if and how I should bring this up but go

ahead okay well that means yeah at mine I'm with David of the pizza puzzle for us and he goes man all these greasy fucks Italian he's like yeah that guy especially over there and I'm like okay yeah that guy looks pretty bad you turn around the guys literally barfing hair gel and that guy happened to be the best man and he's doing his speech and then we go whoa as the speech is going on so he goes hey everyone and he's at the bar as he's doing right he's like a real DRG and he's like laying on his elbows on the bar like counter and he's just like hey everyone so I'm like Joey Jojo blah blah blah blah blah so yeah when I

first met Johnny over here you know I met I met Laura and I was like hey you know what I'm gonna I'm not sure if I should say this and then in my head I was like you should probably not say this dude is that when I introduced them I was like you know what I'm gonna get my friend laid with this girl and then and then I look over and everyone's and you hear like like like who's in like yeah so everyone's bracing and then he doubles down on it and goes yeah so yeah I gotta get my friend laid like said it again in case people didn't hear it the first time and like I turn over to David and like listen everyone and they're

just like yeah that's that's classy that's classy so yeah so I hope you had a good time yeah congrats and we're like and we're just like gave like a little golf club and listen David like we've been to a million Italian weddings that was the worst like that's that's bad yeah that's a bad time but I was like glad I was like looking around like a little cheery like you're like terrified of the other shoe to drop so I promised her I'd get her discount pizzas and she went out with my friend from time to time I've mentioned my crazy cousin from back in the day and how you know like his antics and such the one the guy that

grabbed the knives and sharpened them in front of my face as I got backed into a corner and a fun loving guy loving guy and so yeah and I know and I know you know don't see him super often so I just got it just got a quick peek into his life as we were catching up and talking catching up and talking and we're at the we at the we're at the open bar you're like hey man what's up no you know and it's all it's all fine and dandy and then like at some point you know he's kind like people are kind of walking by you're doing the like hey how's it going like as people are walking by and you turn back to the

conversation yeah and one bird one girl walks by at some point and he's kind of like hey how's it going and she's like oh hi and kind of awkward like something is a bit weird there and she was a very like you she's a very kind of like not awkward girl but at that moment it got weird and then like like okay well we're gonna kind of all right I'm getting hugged and then she's gone type of thing and and he just makes his face and I'm like what the fuck what did you what what's the deal now and he's like oh she's just salty cuz she's shat on my dick and I didn't call her back

yeah she's really salty about that because like you know I don't like what that is that he did something to make her shit because when you're salty it's because something's against you you're angry at the outcome of yeah he starts barfing yeah and then the sensation of the barf caused me to shit yeah and so after I recover you know and I'm like the aerial tech real reels and he's like what do you what the fuck did she expect you know I'm like all right all right that's classy hey I texted you remember me you're the guy that you shat on my day that's classy like a chandelier so that's a good wedding a good good

good wedding I guess I'll I'm I'm never gonna have a story like that and it makes me so happy I have a relatively small family and they're all just like regular boring white people so they're never like oh wait no except for that yeah okay never mind well I will have one of those stories I think no wait I already have one all right well I guess I'll start it out I watched a cool new series that's not new it's actually came out in 2015 but that's the whole show that was on HBO six episodes called the Jinx the life and deaths of Robert Durst so this way what no relation okay this is fucking interesting if you

enjoy act actor no no no he is a member of one of the fifth one of the richest families in New York their real estate moguls basically and the Freedom Tower is like their contract for example okay this is a real life thing yeah it's a documentary in the style of making a murderer this is the thing that Fred Durst actually got almost arrested for because they thought he was him okay and then Fred Durst war as well that said I am not Robert Durst wow okay I don't know it's the most famous Fred Durst has been in like the last 10 years yeah for sure so no this is a really interesting again documentary series very much in

the in the vein of making a murderer another re another look at the justice system and how that can fuck you over or not fuck you over what I call the Jinx the life and deaths of Robert Durst okay and it's exactly as compelling it is shorter and it is basically the same tale from the opposite side what if what if this happened to you but you were mad rich instead basically okay yeah and it's it's really really fucking crazy now this is something to where the less I say the better it's and it's a pretty high-profile thing that a couple I have to ask is one question is there an element of the story in which some form of

law enforcement officer or lawyers being interviewed and then they go and then the evidence just disappeared it left we can't find it similar yeah that's that's what I figured similar and then it just went away this sounds like a thing I'd like to watch yeah you know you you you open on a like a cold body found somewhere and you go back in history and start going through how did this happen what what the what's the deal right and what else and then it's just like as you unfold it it's like oh my god that's all I need this is in the premise and a good recommendation is good enough and the most important thing

about this is do not stop midway yeah like yeah watch make sure you make it to the end a lot of details that are tough to pick back up absolute no no it's just there's like it there's no point where you can go all right I and from here on out you know what six episodes that's a bird that's an afternoon yeah so do that um I've been playing a bunch of attack on Titan yeah how are those Oatons you know what man my fears that I had for that game when it before it came out are definitely not founded the variety of Titans is good the swinging feels good the momentum is really fun when you get like into the the the speed of like

going through the city cutting corners on a 90 degree angle it really feels like a lot of work put into the fighting of Titans yeah I really like there was a point halfway through my play time where I said okay this is repetitive halfway through my play time and like I've kept playing yeah significant amount I'm still doing it because it's still fun well is it is it like the spider-man game amazing spider-man 2 or the fuck was called where better than every no but what I mean is that games like missions and all that was we're totally boiler plate and the same every time but everyone I know beat that game because

the swinging was so you mean you don't mean amazing spider-man 2 spider-man 2 that had great swinging but almost everything but this probably is better than that yeah and part yeah and I felt that like you know at a certain point you switch you switch up characters as the story goes on yeah and I was like okay you know so far you're pretty much getting the same type of thing even that you switch characters but then when you switch to Armin you get different which everyone wanted to yeah well that's the thing is you go you select Armin and all you are you're like how well I'm curious I'm like how is this

gonna work here you just get you just gonna wreck Titans as well and it's like you can but he's got an extra ability and it's more or less it's a tech like a tactical ability to call in and tell people yeah where to strike on that is much better you have for you can have a make for people following you around as like it's a squad they'll just do their own thing yeah you can send them informations Armin's a crappy fighter but a great commander yeah but Armin gets a an extra command that goes with those characters that lets him like immediately make them attack right now go go go go I really like the bits like final times

was great and I was just like oh man as soon as the it started with the toy and I was like oh this better be good this better be good and it happens and you're like within like two or three button presses you're like okay yeah this totally works and I get it yeah because the first thing is press square to swing yeah or like hold R2 to go into combat mode or whatever yeah target the time and you see that blur I was impressed with like what you do in between the missions which was like you know I've really only played a Muso game like Hyrule Warriors all the rest I've played like maybe like five minutes here five

minutes there but I was really like oh you can just wander around your camp and talk to characters from the anime and just have conversations or not or just go straight to to like synthesize new weapons and I'm like shit that's totally fine like I would love to have wandered around a camp and Hyrule Warriors and talk to to Empire later in the game to the camp members will start giving you side quests cool yeah you can do those wherever you want in any mission and when you finish three of them for the challenge it'll be like okay go use the fucking support thing eight times or whatever you know and they'll ask you

three things and after the third side quest you get like a whole cut scene like focused around them some of them some of them are solid actually there's a whole series where it called overprotective Mikasa and they're they're pretty funny those ones there's a mini games where you know like you're pretty much switching off from regular gameplay to man the cannons to shoot the colossal control control Titan Yeager you know and I haven't gone there yet that's good so that's the thing of it like I was good it's as good as it needs to be it's it's fine yeah it's fine like that it's very simple yeah right well it should be but

it's it's satisfying enough and it's a brief section it has a really good feel and it's fine I hear they're they're getting pretty close to that basement actually oh cool manga maybe like they're within its vicinity so that the game goes just a little further than season one that's very interesting that's motivation enough for me to keep going yeah the story is called attack mode and there's three chapters and an epilogue the end of the third chapter ends it pretty much where the anime and a few details snipped for brevity like like the father never comes up because he's not really relevant for that time and

stuff like that and then after that it it goes like one extra plot point further not enough to be like a whole extra chapter but you're enough to be like what enough there was a thing I saw where I was like oh I didn't know about that but it's not a spoiler because you've just played through the whole story again so you're fine you're fine it's fine exactly this but it is a new thing that wasn't in the anime this also makes me go like mmm man hype for berserk yeah because it leads into like this another anime property and like that's the thing about moose so is that like you know I only really put a lot of time

in Ohio or is I'll get more into that later at some point but like I also when star actresses came over we're playing through a roachie whatever on Xbox one because it was free yeah and we play it I'm like yeah that's the thing is that it's very hard for me to really give a shit when I'm just Chinese generals or whatever because I have no basis yeah I don't I don't give a fuck about cow cow I do not sir I don't but when it's at least that character set I really like like Zelda or berserk or a fist of North Star is a little different cuz you know it was pouring you don't it was poor star games are like objective trash

there's terrible I played the first one but it's like you really care about the characters okay there were there was bits in the first game that I adore yeah because it has like a dream mode where you play different you always I bang on about what you love that dream mode dude the one where you play is jaggy right doesn't die right but then at the end it ends on the rooftop anyway and it's like no he just turned into the hero I don't care that much about the actual dude that I noticed on a technical level that game was like what it was not it's the only quality has increased yeah well I guess for me it was that and then it

was Hyrule Warriors and the only thing I liked about that first game was corpulent enemies yeah corpulent they're fat and require combos dude shout us to fucking Jeff Gershman describing this game attack on Titan he's like cuz you're killing these big naked men in the screens like complete subjugation why do they use you have to sub pretty military I absolutely love throwing the giant bomb guys at anime because none of them have any experience they're all in their mid 30s to

early 40s yeah and the only one who knows anything is Vinny and he all he knows about his Dragon Ball yeah yeah I was expect I hear attack on Titan I was expecting robots giant cool mecha shit and I got big naked man I'm like holy shit that's even better no but I do think though after you know like putting a couple hours in I think that I do have two things that bother me about the game very well one's minor one's a bit more major the minor complaint is that the crafting is so nothing crafting there's nothing no no there is like like put a ball from your weapon that you collect materials and then you go

and it's like okay you'll upgrade this weapon you need these materials it honestly might as well I got a quick question you get to play as Levi important yes yeah do they play differently yes yeah what how so each character has seven different skills oh wow they level up right okay so Levi his I think it's his first skill gives him the ability to spin in the air when he's going to something and it makes him much more powerful when he does that part of the entire yes Armin and Erwin and hangi have the ability to direct troops yeah okay hangi gets one later on that lets her fire bombs be stronger okay Connie

gets one later on that's like the best ability in the game where like if he perfectly kills an enemy his next attacks damage is doubled like everyone by by the time you've leveled up everyone there's ten characters I think eight of them are all different and sufficiently useful I totally forgot this game came out so I'm really excited that I can just go home yeah right like as soon as we're done this and pop in what is apparently pretty pretty good Kassa has a pretty cool one if you don't go for the nape you can just mash triangle you can do it on the tape too okay and you maximum spider you do three hits yeah

so I was gonna say Mikasa and Krista feel obsolete by the end does Levi gets an ability that lets him do six oh shit oh yeah cuz Mikasa is just not quite as good as Levi and Krista doesn't have a lot going on what's her face potato girl I forget she has skills that like increase her her quality of her drop me she eats a potato she is meat and stuff yeah she has that scene where they're on the tower stick I stole the meat it's there it's like all the key parts of the story I can I cannot think because attack on Titan isn't like a big work of art it's not the greatest anime it's not war and peace but like it's you know

it's not berserk it's not whatever but like all I can think of when I think about like Sasha is like I think that might have been the fastest I ever liked a character in anything yeah she's that scene is the best potatoes yeah potatoes that's so good you know what helps burn off the calories but you'll I go ahead okay yeah I think it's it's a ton of fun the crafting is so nothing that it might as well not exist yeah what's your major it's very enough it is them the bigger complaint is day my ends so far every mission has

really had a main goal that's happening but then the rescue pop-ups are so constant that it feels like you're like okay I'm just gonna go rescue everybody and you're not really even paying attention to the main thing a lot of the time um and I feel like and I just and I feel like the game should kind of pace itself a little bit better because right now every mission is turning into a rescue mission because of these optional help the guy side quests and you're not really giving a mission a chance to breathe on its own like the the optional mission takes over and it's you look and the rewards are really good for doing

them so you're doing you're on the main missions path and they're telling you here's what you need to do and then like three green pop-ups of like help me or I'm gonna die things pop up and you're like okay those are on the other side of town but I gotta go do those and like you get back to the main thing and it's like oh it's fine it's already taken care of that there's there's missions later on like have you seen the star ratings next to the missions yeah they're very telling everything that's like five star under is not it's nothing it's baby nothing nothing but there's missions later on that I've gotten to where like

you'll be tasked with defending people as your main objective and people will want rescuing so the best thing to do is to cut all the limbs off the target and then go rescue them and then you know what I mean like like you do start having to juggle stuff after like later in the game and it becomes more involved yeah I just I the story is very plain and easy to get through though I just I really do wish you know like I said like each mission when it's a unique objective at the very least yeah would have a chance to breathe because it's like you barely even get a chance to stop and see the thing you know like hey giant giant

errands walking around lure him over here so that he can no go help three people you know and I'm like god let me you don't have to do them let me do this yeah you know that's all yeah beyond that fantastic some of the missions are more focused like the fight with the the female Titan as Aaron is like super focused there's no other enemies it's just fight fight the feeling that like dynasty warrior what's the company Omega Force Omega Force well like Tecmo Koei like but they're like Omega Force guys I played a couple of those early dynasty warriors and like they never screamed like high quality at all

but they were fine and four were fun like recently with Hyrule Warriors and now with this like I'm taking like a genuine uptick in quality Dragon Quest heroes as well yeah I heard that was like Dragon Quest Heroes 2 by the way is even better because I remember there's a point when I was talking to Billy or I was talking to somebody where they came it was him the Kamen Rider one got an ounce of Batchried Wars and they were like yeah I love Kamen Rider I'm like stop stop every time every fucking time the game is terrible and you play it anyway like no this one will be good but then that happened to us with Berserk

and Zelda right because Zelda like Zelda but it was a combination of like Team Ninja was also involved in that and Nintendo was apparently really hands on the one thing I don't know why the I don't know why the attack on Titan one is so good the one thing I'll definitely say and like whoever's defense is like that was made by Namco the Kamen Rider one is actually the Titans the Titans it's not a swarm you are the swarm yeah and the Titan like I want Titan is lube I want Berserk to be good so yeah it will find out they've had a significant uptick in quality though for sure I need something good about Berserk

in my life yeah yeah Tecmo Koei's done a really good job like filling in Konami's shoes as the other big Japanese publisher honestly yeah go back and play Warriors of Troy yeah go and play but he's in a rochi 3 fuck you that was the best that's terrible just go ahead just no that's my thoughts on the second time so yeah anymore yeah I have a bit more you'll see the credits roll like five six hours in so like the store the main story doesn't really overstay its welcome and then after chapter three when the credits roll that's like the anime story you get to the epilogue which has like a little bit more and the epilogue

changes the structure of the game a little bit that's so you unlock the side quests at that point where you can do missions for other people and basically you'll unlock a story mission you do the story mission and then they'll be like okay no more story I guess yeah go do your survey do your jobs do your job and they'll they'll push you into the survey mode which is like a player mode and you'll be you'll have to do like five or six missions in survey mode and then you'll and they'll be like whoa something's happening story mode storm what's happening come back to story mode you know and it's

still really like the missions are still really enjoyable but it changes the structure a lot and like the main story is like maybe 14 missions or something once you get to the epilogue there's only like five missions left okay but they spread it out a lot and multiplayer is just bigger it's just the same kind of mission but with yeah I didn't play any actual multiplayer but I played it I played a bunch of the survey mission solo okay and it's the same mission okay so you can't play them totally and they're totally beatable and stuff I wish you could play with the side of the wall a bit more like like

actually interact like climb on the wall in the way that they do in the show the environments are really big and nice they're nice I have a question I think how are the first time a video game has been in a dynasty Warriors game you know what I mean like like an anime or historical stuff yeah maybe so I think so it's like you know we like would be really cool is like like a beat them up all stars things like Sega Capcom and like SNK like like streets of rage final fight and double dragon all together on fucking and then Sega sends them a cease and desist but none of those franchises is lighting

the world on fire if you put them all together and you know the battle toads would get in oh I love it you know that fucking aster's wrath would be better as a new so game than as a natural game yeah that'd be that'd be nice the go ahead if you have more attack on no otherwise I still yeah stuff I'll rather than start it up in my week I'll just keep talking about it for a little bit yeah I do have there is one thing that I didn't like very much and it's the triangle buttons attack and so you you grab someone and you swing towards them and you attack right yeah and on the ground you can do it you can do a swing

with with triangle button and then you can also jump and do an air triangle button right yep those attacks are functionally and practically 100% useless there's no application for them they're the same swinging that you do in Shadow the Colossus when you have the sword in your head yeah there's no reason nothing to do with that but with the button and it sucks because there's situations where you're like oh but I feel like I could like there's a Titan lying on the ground and the whole premise is they need the speed along with the sharpness of the blade to cut but if you go into attack it'll say look not

enough speed I'm more just addressing when you're standing yeah I'm just saying yeah the neck is right there and your swing does nothing actually really like that so we'll see that's the thing I actually really like that that's thematically appropriate no I actually really like that too because then why even have the animation the reason well no the reason I don't like it is because there should be something to hit with it like traps or something to be able to trigger boxes to have items yeah or box yeah right like but they're but they're functionally useless and they do nothing I didn't think of that

you're totally right I played it for like 13 hours I played a lot of it so yeah I saw that I've been through all the enemy types and like you guys got only so many PS4 I know I got the Vita one Vita PS4 Xbox one okay I'll get the I'll get the steam one and report back but early steam reviews say I heard it has it's it's totally fine it's okay co-op bug that they fixed and don't even try and use a mask okay like really like many many Japanese games right they're like no use a controller bro right I heard that the ps4 one's fine it just never well it never sticks at 60 right I'll grab the the PC one play with it for an

hour and if it sucks I'll just return yeah the Vita one's fine too honestly there was a performance patch for it and it helped a lot like good job Vita I'm surprised honestly you know and and well you'll hear me talking a little bit more about it once the one-off that we did goes up yeah we did a video that I think is up this weekend it's going up this weekend but you know the once you get into the speed of maximum like you're boosting down a fucking you know whatever area of trust a trust street and then you lock on to a Titan slid its neck and keep going without even a question fucking awesome having not

played it and haven't not seen a lot of gameplay my favorite thing about the animu was that when they are booking it they're moving really fucking fast yeah like way faster than spider-man because they're straight line how fucking fast you go totally what is absolutely okay yeah that's the best because the square is your swing towards above a building or towards where you're going yeah and then X is boost okay and it's just you get one boost but it's fucking because there are some characters get to because there are moments in the anime where like Levi or Mikasa like they might as well have speed lines yeah so you

get you get these moments where like you you you hit round the corner so you use a square to swing around the corner and then you boost away from where the camera is and the camera is trying to catch up to where the fuck you went it's good it's really good trust me the swinging is on point when you enter your like power upstate like you're super move effectively yeah we didn't even talk about that when you do that all other characters on the map are brought in immediately and start attacking the targets you're and you see them so are even the Vita version has them all rendered and getting in the launch of

flair and everybody picks your target and goes okay okay but Connie has a special pose when he does the flair Connie's the best character like it's the closest thing you get to that moment in the at the end of intro one where the skies are just lined with with soldiers it's fucking awesome but when you do that you get a speed boost in addition to everything else and you can if you do that with a fast character you can pull away from the camera yeah a bunch this is really nice sounds like it is way better than it had any right to be I don't know I don't mean I don't mean in terms of the developers okay company I

mean from the one off that we recorded yeah unity game yes I remember the number one thing we're saying is like we are never gonna get a game that has good swing like never never never yeah gonna get this they bit the bullet and they made this swinging really easy they simplified it but you go so it's more important to be able to do the cool thing then yeah have accurate control they don't cheat on it though you can't swing when there's nothing around and they always grapple onto something that's that's all that's really nice yeah but but like the field the field is there even though it's not like the one it's

not it's arcade not sim more yeah yeah yeah that's a good way to put it yeah because we played the sim version and it's a nightmare to control it's super like the satisfaction of doing it right in that game is immense but it's you never yeah you do it once out of it they split down the middle and they did real good with this one yeah it's super solid I guess the only other thing is like like the survey stages have new maps and stuff that you don't see in the campaign and some of the coolest and best and prettiest maps are in the survey outside the wall yeah yeah man cuz you go to a bunch of places there's this one

area that's like this busted up castle with trees growing in it and stuff and it's the best map in the game and you only see it in like the third survey batch of missions yeah there's a lot of stuff really cool game yeah I know I know from just that intro it's like yeah there's a lot of map that I still haven't seen yet yeah yeah so can't wait let's let me try that again quick word from our spots are we 20% of your life is spent on a it's more than 30% I had me 10% bed 10% couch you know I had a really or that was the way it used to 5% it used to be like 5% the bus to school yeah I had a really poor night of

sleep last night for sleeping on some no-name no-brand mattress it's that I ain't ever heard of the quality of that sleep very poor okay you know I mean you don't really you don't really think about your back on a day-to-day basis no I never but your back thinks about you he tries I think about how muscular my back you know what your pack will always support you he always got your back so why not do some so why not get out there a Casper mattress because that will do your back favors right your back will remember that it's like it's like those telltale games tell you what cast for mattresses you're talking about a

mattress that's shipped straight to your door in this crazy box you flip it out you fold it it's got the memory foam on it it's the comfiest bed I've slept on and you know what my parents used to have a waterbed so that's saying a lot of beds like do huge damage to the science behind those things yeah now they just killed like you'd line a waterbed in your dead they're basically torture devices consider now they're like a Geneva it's worse than smoking yeah you know they're there are relics of the past for quite frankly but the future is Casper mattresses yep so we're talking we're talking what a mattress can

oftentimes cost over 1500 bucks yeah that's crazy because in Canada throat like double that number yeah but you can get Casper mattresses at about 500 for a twin size 600 for a twin XL 750 for full 850 for a queen yeah for a king preach it you know there's a there's a size above that that's like band in most states that's California it's a California kid oh it's wider that's that's when that's when your house is not a house made of your house is built into a pier the problem with California King if I remember right is that it's wider but it's not necessarily longer in fact usually shorter yeah so if you're

like particularly tall your feet hang off so you have to sleep at an angle so if you're tall go for a king it's also the name of a stand-in part 8 I know California King that's a fucking awesome yeah that is so you want an awesome mattress you head on over to Casper comm slash super best and you use the offer code super best and you get 50 bucks off your mattress purchase not bad what do you want you want a mattress made in America you want a shipping and returns in US in Canada you want an oversized cardboard box value to $30 you want you kids can play in it make for one of the best invention you can make your kids

sleep in it yeah you want one of the best inventions we got I never asked for matches right yeah according to Time magazine free shipping they know what they're talking about it's crazy I don't believe that part I don't believe you thank your back for all the hard work your back supports you now it's finally time to pitch back in and give it back to your back support your back support your back thanks Casper in America thanks Casper all right Matt let me just just a brief aside for you just to let you know that I'm I've made my way past the Aztec Warfare arc and I'm full of I'm in Cagedown right now because you

made a cage reference early I'm in Cagedown I keep forgetting to watch that shit I'm working my way forward just letting you know I want to do that spoiler cast soon soon soon soon one year for telling me that forgive me the work the work is being put into that because they're hyping up season three on Twitter now they're like two days until you find out if you wrestle for Dario more and more progress being put into Joe Jolion so I'm a couple more volumes in on that you know still gonna wait to finish it or not to finish it but to catch up at the very least before I give an update and the only other

thing I did this weekend was play a little overwatch yeah we also I also played overwatch how how is your overwatch now I'm gonna admit something I after after the end of the thing I was like hey good games guys I then went on to be like really salty like the whole night like really salty and it's for a very specific reason okay so me and Willie played against each other with our teams I grabbed bird squad now sorted other storm feelers who are apparently much better than the officers I grabbed a black gift you grab team black gift and we played some overwatch on stream and my my team of my pals from FF 14 got

fucking stomped into dirt by by Willie and his pals particularly Skull God which I went and found like the Reddit post of Skull God like trying to say like I'm not that good bro but it actually is like he's you know when someone's like trying to be humble and is like I'm only this good yeah but it actually means that they're super good and it does the opposite I know what you mean yeah the reason why I was so salt is because like a week or two after overwatch came out after the podcast I went up to Williams hey man I'd really think it was it would be cool if we could have like a friendly match between yeah I remember my guys

and and your team and you went my team I don't have a team I just play with whoever's on that's stupid and dropped it and then now that my team doesn't play overwatch anymore I didn't you know you'll accept the challenge months later so so it's like boxing so the champ doesn't want to fight one of the challengers strong I never wait until there was no intent to get a team I was simply drafted a lot of this was Mike's idea yeah Mike has been like Mike's begging to fight Mike orchestrated this whole thing and I went sure let's get it going let's go it's fine and third you know quite like if you look back at it

mothman wanted me to point out by the way brutal mothman wanted me to point out that in case you don't think we were all pulling our own weight we did customs with our team against the team with Skull God and beat them so like he was willing to like yeah for the sake of egos yeah yeah it's fine we did our placements and we're gonna be doing competitive season two since that's on the way right I'm never gonna I'm just salt cuz like when I wanted to do it I didn't get to do it and now that I barely play overwatch anymore I get stomped alive for the world to see and it's like god damn it was like a blind

match either way we did after you left by the way a lot of fun for the map came out this is this is after the new map came out after you left a lot of fun was had we did do like some we did some some matches against I saw like we're all right and shit yeah and I don't know if there is no bird squad team be oh okay well all see okay well then I don't know exactly what what or who that group was but they did a bit other guys in the FC yeah they did a little bit better they they were they were doing but pulling work you know they had some some experience I could tell I don't know if any of you guys happen to see the moment

that we got on stream yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna play this real quick for you guys so you can see yeah we did an all right you did this out though that was right I don't know if you saw that Matt I did it was an all-right heart match and skull was pushing a dude to the wall yeah and then after he got flattened I was right behind him with another push and it was fucking awesome it's money well spent enjoyed I thoroughly enjoyed that that was a good time overwatch is really fun season two changes so far so good the lack of of coin flip is awesome yeah coin flip was just the worst bringing in the

rising thunder more or less ranking system seems to work as well where you hit these tears that once you pass that mark you don't really drop below it unless your master got nerfed for the bat like Genji got it hard Genji got it hard Hanzo got it good he got a good yeah mercy got buffed as well you know and but it's gonna keep buffing mercy until it works there's certain characters that are that seemingly will never get anything change like nerves or buffs oh Roadhog got a very minor buff that was more of a bug fix where it's like his his chain hooked people don't get stuck on geometry anymore yeah it's

not anything and I just mean like yeah only characters like don't play have any changes so like I haven't you picked the balanced ones I picked the balance ones I guess I don't know well I'm like like who like who you think it of because they did well like like I can't thank fair a soldier 76 Reinhardt's not really gotten a lot not really a soldier soldier got a good soldier got some changes soldier yet he's saying good ones he has longer range with his machine gun it's a bit more consistent his burst his burst fire is is is is better it's his burst fire is better immediately and then it gets worse after time okay they

made it burstier and these are changes that are like like cuz whenever I see patches and stuff it's like Zenyatta nerves well it's because you want to see Reaper damage plus 500 yeah well it's this thing that happens in shooters happens in MOBAs happens in MMOs and it's every patch what do you want do you want your character that you know to stay exactly the same because that's exactly how you want them or do you want like a remix every patch it's like diva is a completely fucking different character now than when she started the game yeah absolutely where his Roadhog is been the same thing the whole time and

so is Reinhardt you know buff my character nerf the character I just lost against McCree just went all went all the way from like a burst king to like long-range shooter and shit like that he will continue to get birthed I think until the end of the game because if I can make two changes right the two main characters I play which is 76 and Farah is like I want Farah's reload animation between rockets to be smaller by like one second and I want rockets are too strong so I know like an amazing visor to last for 1.5 seconds more oh my god

those are the changes I want yeah that's bullshit that's one of the best super bullshit it's already fast and able to anyway these are the things that I want gun fires and bursts if he shoots yeah Symmetra's laser they should give an extra 50 health to her turrets all of Symmetra's turrets should hit through walls do you remember before the game released Bastion got a shield on his turret that should bring it back um he might need it they should do a rainbow edition he's considered he's bottom three I would love a rainbow mega version of that'd be fun that's just great as just the new benign later what what I think would be

cool is to integrate officially the the junkrat bomb jumps that other characters get let them do it with that well I mean it takes off some shield that you heal really quickly but it's like with Zarya and with Farah she can do it as well I believe and a couple of the characters can just like burst themselves up a little awkward it's it's pointed at kind of pointless much of a point not much of a point but soldier can do it as well like it's like for those characters it's like just just let them do it in the way the junkrat does you know no they can can't they they don't have quite quite the junk rats is so junk rats is a special

thing like easy mode compared to what I mean like they're not meant to have it they're not meant to have it but it's there but it's there you know yeah like that's like saying let Lucio just keep his scroll wheel bullshit on wall not even no it's more just like man that's unintended this is this is a this is a thing that is like it's but it's not such a far stretch for a rocket jump to be a thing in a game you know and it just it lets it lets Zarya get some higher but that's like you know like start putting out character trailers where they're saying like Cara throws or a feature yeah I mean like it's advanced tech it's

not meant to be like that you know if you're taking advantage of it it's because you know what you're doing I yeah I guess if soldier had that jump he'd be ridiculous he's already really good he's already one of the fastest in the game he can offer this rocket he can you know but I mean if he if he went as high as junkrat no okay I'm not sorry yeah I'm not saying I'm not saying as high as drunk rat no I didn't think I'm just saying like don't look like the self-damaging at that point it's why even bother doing well because they're strong because the soldier in TF2 hurt himself with his rockets and so does

quake guy yeah that's why tradition yeah rocket jumping is a is that's what it is well I mean I mean Farah might as well be quake girl at this point like yeah looks like she's quake and she plays those rockets by the way like well before I laugh like right before summer games are ending and thank God they're fucking over I was so sick of looking at fucking tracer and Zarya and Lucy on the main menu like get out stop taking over my overwatch yeah now we get to look at fucking awesome new stage and right on skin but the like the last night that we didn't know but the last night that summer game was still going

on like alright loot box we got one let's go got McCree skin that I don't play McCree and I play McCree and I don't like him that much but I got it and it's still fucking sick boner awesome you did it that is yeah I made sure I got the skins even for the characters I don't give a shit about because when we do dumb things like our we did our Naruto OP ninja match fighting dreamers all Genji and like I got to rock her but I got to rock the all-white with the jet with the little little red dot skin and I'm like I disagree I think that skin is one of the best it's so good it's so clean but it just it fades into all the

other costumes to me of a standard I love it I love it I say it's terrible it's just like I don't think it's all right it's there yeah cool it's there yeah exactly anyway yeah that was me I have a bunch of stuff to blast this one archives footage will be on the channel I'll all very quickly just say I barely played anything this week I just got into this weird gathering hole and FF 14 and started leveling crafters cool that's it I heard that you crafted in silence what I heard you're crafting in silence for a while what do you mean after Saturday night oh yeah no when I was really salt I was like I'm gonna go

and I just sat in the main city and just crafted fucking food for like two hours had the craft god but you know what that you know what that actually is though is what at the high level crafting you just set up macros do it for you and you watch law and order and hit a button every 45 seconds that makes sense yeah and in my case it's just a macro up to just hit a button every unfortunately you can't know it's got to be more precise than that in my case it's just Matt striker trying to tell vampire to wake up and commentate the matches on on the side of my is vampiro dead but it's like yes dude there are

straight-up moments in lucha underground where Matt strikers like elbowing so we got you know we got Phoenix rising up here he's doing some really good moves we got we like what he's doing Matt help me a vampire help me out hey I don't I don't know Matt I like watching these two guys okay so like that's what would you say the feeling of that a spine buster like that does like how does that in the morning like how do you feel after that moved lands on you you felt it before yeah a lot of people told me here oh towards the end of the first season does some really cool shit and I was like I'm skeptical and then he does

and then a really cool thing happens and then season two starts and it goes back to normal and he doesn't get any better or more interesting or more fun and I was like but the part that is really cool that you'll get to eventually is is awesome I'm sorry brother I didn't hear what you were saying I was too caught up in this violence I was too caught up in this violence man hey I don't like this violence fuck vampiro all right Matt what start blasting the other week I was on the co-optional podcast I forgot to mention that I was gonna be on there yeah it was really really fun although I

don't know about what Jesse Cox's deal with is defending David Cage I don't know whether this is K Faber shoot we leave it alone it was strange we leave it alone because they asked me what are you guys doing on your channel I'm like we're we're fucking dick drudging through Omicron and it's not fun he's like shut up Jesse Cox is a special little boy I don't know what he means we love him but we don't question I really like the bit where he's like you should all buy oklose why is that he's like cuz I'm in it as a special code just okay fine so I was on there but like I was away last week because I was on a

vacation in in the Florida's South Florida and I went on a cruise and was all fun and did you see Florida I saw I did not see but did you meet Florida man I did not know did he ride flow see here's the thing is that when I said I'm going to Florida a lot of people in Florida say yeah really sorry because he's back no no but they're just like aside from Florida man like sorry like everyone here is shitty and like whatever and it's like you can only see so many people and talk to me so many people when you're like visiting somewhere but everyone is always really nice and I'll get to that in a second

but like the first thing I did was go into a pool at the condo because pizza pasta as a condo and since I married into the family I get access to the condo where I can you go by myself yeah I'll be like yo I married into the mafia so it's fine but I fell asleep in a pool which people told me is incredibly dangerous yes but I fell asleep like with my arms on the side of no falling asleep in the pool is fucking dangerous so it's not instant death it wasn't instant death but I fell asleep laying on the cement yeah with my body submerged and I was like I and I woke up and I fell asleep in a pool

yeah which I've never done but like that just made we didn't leave early in the morning we left at like 11 a.m. that is dangerous for two I won't go because I was my brain was number one is the obvious risk of like drowning is high and the second one is the water amplifies the UV rays and you get a sunburn more easily yeah there's that but like no the but waking up under water where you're going through that like inhaling hard because you just woke up thing but I woke up still laying on some like like my leg yeah all arms on the cement yeah I guess I cheated death there that's good so that but that's like drinking and

night swimming well that means I mean that like you are tired man yeah you cheated death and it's gonna come back around yeah no like found this nation you don't know what your trainer Pat awesome Pat yeah showed gave us a list of here's what you should buy a trader Joe's since I work you would know yeah so I had the best cheese puffs of all time white cheddar cheese puffs that like don't taste greasy don't taste gross was there truffle oil on the yes and said get these gluten-free crispy chocolate chip cookies and I was like that's awesome why don't you take your gluten-free and shove it up your fucking

ass these were the best cookies ever they were so good I had the whole box nice which doesn't mean anything when you eat a whole bunch of gluten-free anything yeah everything it's good you know you're taking you're silly x disease like seriously orange juice I told us to buy it said the world's best orange juice yes he was oh you're in Florida they made Trader Joe's is everywhere it's mostly on the west coast there's like some on the east coast this is where we go this is our answers no because this is just this is our food we're keeping for us at the condo because there's no food in the fridge

because it's empty like you know yeah a couple months of the year so all that shit was God like so big ups to him we go on our cruise there's called well you know if you've been on a cruise there's a thing called a muster and a muster is stop having fun come to this designated spot we're gonna talk about go through all the safety precautions did you pass it it wasn't a pass-fail thing but I kept saying I don't want to go on that that sounds lame you know I know how to swim it's fine be with them and then I kept like it's gonna happen at 4 20 p.m. it's gonna last roughly 30 minutes or 20 when you're on a cruise ship of a

thousand people it takes forever to go to from point A to point B and it took so fucking forever and you know what the muster was my my my ability was like I'm gonna put on a fake mustache and they won't be able to make me go because I'm gonna look like a different person like that doesn't work because they have your name on a list and if someone's not on the list they will track you down I think they can't track me down if I have a mustache on and she's like that's stupid you have a beard and I'm like I'm drunk because it was a booze cruise where all the booze was free which is usually not that I knew this but going into a cruise

that's how they get you your time your tickets not that much but booze is that much a drink package that's about $400 extra they'll track you down using the scuttlebutt what is scuttlebutt now scuttlebutt is I love scuttlebutt I just I'm just imagining the scene of Matt with a fake mustache on and some guy with an orange vest going sir you need to go through security protocol and you're like the muster is the force thing that everyone has to attend so this is after four hours of being on the ship after you already started having fun okay the fucking stupid yeah the scuttlebutt is the the word on the street

but more like the word on the deck the whispers what people are saying amongst the soul caliber rumors the rumors that and you know the things that they think exactly so if there's a mutiny ruin the scuttlebutts that the mutiny going down tomorrow cruise ship that's awesome yeah gonna throw you into the lunch you man I the muster was fuck you you know what it was here's how to put on a life fest yeah so it wasn't a pass fail it was a pass where are the lifeboats where are they I don't know how to operate them where do I go they didn't tell you that fucking shit they just told me how to put a life here which I knew here's a

question that I like I would like to ask those safety personnel because it's a legitimate question oh I do if I'm too drunk to put on a life you're giving me free booze right all just what is the answer gonna fucking be that comes back uh die I guess there should be a form that's like an optional signage and if you sign it you don't have to go to muster but also they're not liable if you just die well you know what they should do right that'll solve the problem that's good they should in the bar when you go to the bar they should force you to put on a life vest yeah that's it so I go to the little restaurant that's right

next to the bar that's on the outer deck that has pools there's a little buffet just quick get your stuff and go and I walk in I just have a I'm wearing my trunks and I have my towel around me and this woman goes no sir you need to put on a shirt and I'm like so I put on a shirt like fine fine no sir you take that you need to put on another shirt but I see all these shirtless billy fucking hard bodies walking around and I was like I was so pissed again I was drunk but it didn't matter because I was like I still had new enough that I'm like that's not fair the best part about it wasn't great looking either the best

right so who's to say why I the best part about a story like that is that when you add I'm drunk at the end the entire story becomes suspect immediate no but I wasn't I walked into I walked into the threshold no sir you'd need to put on a shirt and I saw fucking Brennan flexing his muscles on the bat totally shirtless what he actually said is no sir you need to wear pants yeah and you misunderstood and put on just a shirt and you still weren't wearing anything down the ship was you're on a boat you're on a fucking I should be able to do it at what but how are you not having an amazing time the last time I was on a

boat I was on a fucking fishing day boat yeah you were singing Island you were singing with Andy and and Kiva and Nora Yorman all those guys yeah I was fucking out I was on a shitty boat dodging fish on the fucking thing it smelled it was awful my brother was vomiting and we had to go to a shitty island near Grenada it was terrible why did you have to go to a shitty island because mom had family there yeah so we had shit I uncara coup shit island but this boat great first left first no cruise ships it first launched in 1996 and it looked like that was the last time it launched because all of the decor was it was the

rock wearing his little leather pouch in that picture of how where everything was from 1996 where I'm gonna look at this painting of Monet like a reproduction then I'm gonna look at Joe Namus Jersey which is plaqueed on the wall then I'll look at a giant painting of Will Smith all in the same hallway did you have okay here's I need to ask did you see an orangutan on the boat at any time there are no animals but it might as well had Space Jam playing on loop which is sort of yeah but it was it was like a blast in the past I'm looking at everything with like a gleeful look on my face just going that's awesome what

would you do if you just saw a portrait of the captain and it's just a fucking it's just strength yeah with the hat what do you what do you fucking do you go huh and you just continue having the image I have in my head right now is of Matt wasted on the cruise fake mustache yep like going down the whole time dead in a pool which their pools were like very small anyway until one of the hooks drops down and they're fucking impales your head and the bulls the bulls on the cruise not very sleepable so I mentioned the booze is free no it was not free and drinking water where they got you with the water package where if you pay us

all $50 you get 24 bottles of water that you can't get normally and you can't drink the tap water don't drink that that sounds like desert extortion and when you leave no one for when you leave for an excursion when it makes landfall like in the Bahamas can't bring they don't check for weapons check on your bag they check for water bottles and they start pulling everyone's water bottles out of the bag that they bought for a dollar here you are on the ocean smuggling water not a drop to drink nope that's the only time you get water is if you go to one of the restaurants and you say can I have a glass of water okay that'll be a

hundred dollars that's like legitimately threatening so like crime Tina being crime Tina brought an empty bottle of water and crushed it to look like he was useless then uncrushed it and then just took water from cups and then just poured it into the bottle of water saying fuck you people we want to drink water and be hydrated it's a basic human right just get a camel sack or get one of those like not on the ocean it's not yeah but welly then you walk in the line and they're like out and they just cut the camel back open like they snipped the straw off and cut it open so you can't stop me from drinking my own piss try to

stop this Kevin Costner I told Willie a bit about this but you guys all I maybe this is really cool where we went to Nassau and the Bahamas oh hey star yeah what's up you live here I forgot yeah so she gave us a tour of the Atlantis water park which is really really fun because she's like don't go on that that's not worth it go over here this place has the best food that'll kill you just last week don't go down to Capitation alley speaking of which nice but there was the first thing we went on is the Rapid River rise when you're on the inner tube and you're basically playing tube in on the NES two bins a

good game you bastards you're going down that and it was really fun because there's these waves of water they get blasted down the thing that you're on and you're like yeah that's fun but there's solid cement walls on the sides you have no control you constantly have to look to see if your head's gonna get bashing anything and you just push yourselves off it's not that bad but then it got to these actual rapid rivers where the very first one I fucking fell ass first just flip the fuck over went under it's probably for about one and a half seconds the scariest moment of my life yeah I go I'm probably dead

this is it yeah and then you know how pools or like general pool stuff around it's a cement that's speckled yeah that's kind of sharp yeah so you fall under I scraped the shit out of my knee it's like oozing oh yeah I see you got a rule there no please for both of us my elbow a little bit but it's fine and then I go through that and and the other star and and Leanna on the side they're like oh but like they're not dead and they're not dead they're like are you dead on my na I'm fine and they have lifeguards literally on every 10 feet like along this looking at and they're like are you okay are you can't I'm

like no I'm fine if I'm just scratch up and they're like okay and then the second rapper a rapid river thing I'm holding on for dear life and I'm like yeah yeah yeah and I do it I look behind and Leanna's like dead and I look and I'm like oh my god and she got real scraped out like damn it my wife my wife damn it and then like this river we get to kill my wife gets back in cuz he's drunk and he starts punching the water wasn't drunk we all get up to get back up and go again some random lifeguard who's really really nice that are you guys okay and they're like yeah because I have a first aid kit like I like put everything on our

wounds give us big band-aids and shit and just talked about stuff he's like what do you guys do I'm like I make stupid shit on YouTube he's like you know what's your channel what's your channel and I'm like oh here you go he's gonna check that out I'm gonna check that you guys are good guys and I'm like okay look cool so he kissed the boo boo he did not kiss the boo boo you wanted it yeah I would have wanted it stars talking to very casually saying yeah like most of my family built this park she's like my uncle my dad like help build this so it's your fault I'm right now saw is that the capitations are on your hands broken

windows everywhere and you're driving to the park when you drive into the park it's literally the most grand like the like the biggest hotel ever yeah most of my family those windows too yeah they made them and then broke so there is this ride building the building and they just throw the rest of the bricks you don't know I don't live there fuck it there's this ride called the power tower which can only be described as where you fight Shang Tsung and at the end of Mortal Kombat 1 the movie and on the power tower the star goes am I I don't know this right this is a pretty new one I haven't been on this really well you

don't you don't know what it is at all she's like no and we go up the power tower we look up and there is about eight floors of slippery cement that you have to walk up because everyone's wet wait is that the ride we get up and we're already scraped up and I'm like fuck my name you gotta fight Goro at the top walking up and there's a give up section we're on the fifth floor they say you can give up halfway there's a slide that goes down and we're like what's at the top that's probably still fun star goes I don't know and I go I don't know I'm like oh I'm cold and I have my my tower up time to give up and I'm like I really

want to give up I'm a huge fan right now of the giving up and then she goes yeah okay and I'm like I feel bad though because we're going all this way and I'm like oh I'm so weak so my pilgrimage ends here I've never been so low and I just turn to my left and there's some kid and he goes are you Matt from super best friends shut up and I go shut up you can't be real not here in NASA Atlanta at this time of the day yeah and I go yeah and he goes oh man I wish I had my phone and I'm like I'm glad you didn't I'm so weak did you give up I gave up now I said no he wandered off in front of his hero wandered off but I said

yeah no really nice scene he's like okay cool I really wish I had my phone I was like that's fine don't worry about it and you pissed your pants has my pants a little bit have you gone to the give up section and it was actually a fun ride downwards where it's just a little inner tube thing so five floors most of their rides are in a completely blackened out tube you can't see you're going so fast and all you can hear screams like if there was just a floor at the end you wouldn't you wouldn't know because you would just the coolest impact and killed that German water park yeah this wasn't nearly as extreme as that but there's a

part where you get into like a like a translucent tube and you're inside the shark enclosure and that's outside the tube so you literally see sharks swimming around you but you're totally safe and I was like this is really awesome and the other thing that was really cool is that they had a little mini aquarium and you know you you've been to the aquarium in Japan I've been to like multiple aquariums here and there they're all really good this was not as good in the amount of stuff but presentation wise it was the best because it had no dumb info for children like no shark guy going no learning allowed no learning it

was actually if there was no signs it was get your way through this maze that was built to look like Atlantis ruins and inside the tanks they had giant statues daegon looking shit like feathered sharks and stuff it was really neat like presentation we're like whoa we just want there is a bio shock chamber that we called it where it had gigantic armored suits that look like big daddy well before bio shock like this is so cool and then in this gigantic tank filled with six moray eels that were all telling jokes yeah it was amazing and and did they have more eels than the one in Japan I don't remember

them I don't remember any eels telling jokes there were eels but I don't think there were those these were the like six you remember all popping their heads out going yeah and we look at them for about 15 minutes so it's so much fun we're just laughing at that and the other like once we had it like thanks again to star for to bring us that was really fun really quickly woolly remember when we're in LA and we were talked about like for your birthday we're gonna try to bring you to I pick which is the theater which gives you reclining seats oh yeah yeah and blankets I heard because you like that stuff I remember that you like

wrapping yourself on the blankets we actually made our way to the one here where you pay you pay a lot big time because it's in now it's in Boca Boca Boca Raton thank you which is basically Bel Air in Florida okay was the nicest part we go to this place and there's this jazzy guy he's like all right so you're gonna you press your call button your butler comes and brings you all this stuff here's all the booze you can take there's all the food and whatever and we and everything was great the food was awesome the best sangria I've had a long long time unfortunately wasted on Suicide Squad

nice which I'm struggling to remember a single scene from I remember I remember anything what about the bit where dead shot shoots targets so like once they go to those seats though once they got comfy all right all right and the food was a I had a flatbread barbecue chicken what sauce pizza this are you guys doing that fucking friends best bit with alternate universe Ross and the sandwich what no okay that's what he did okay you're doing a very similar bit no it was a cool place that he really did do yeah that's out of control honestly we've talked about it before but I will never remember Suicide Squad can you it's

not awful but I will never pay extra money in that place to be able to yell at the screen and no one can bother you like you get a megaphone there's only seats for about 20 people that's how small the theater so you pay you pay yeah okay so but the food was excellent and the service was like really fast I guy just comes up to you like yeah here you go I was quiet as he can do I would kill for something like that or like an Alamo Draft House situation yeah where there is a it's a movie theater that you pay extra but it's a membership list and it is a code of conduct that's like if your cell phone goes off you're out or

you talk you're fucking you get a warning forever but the God seems a bit extreme I don't think that the problem with that is how many movies a year are you willing to go I would see way more movies if I didn't have to go to theater to see the problem is a why we see Suicide Squad I was not looking for it to it or whatever but the only other stuff they had their stuff we didn't really want to see and then don't breathe God I wish I hadn't seen don't breathe so I could have seen it there but if there's a forever in Florida or in a state or in a con where they have one of these things there's a movie I'm

really hyped about I will go again and pay that amount because it was it was fun you don't want to be you don't want to be eaten snacks I wanted to so bad you don't eat snacks towards the end of don't breathe that's true this is very true can we bring that out yet or not yet I want to see the best new character in the world from don't breathe and we can't do anything because it's spoilers and there's five there's three places I want to really give a shout out I was given a tour of the most awesome brewery ever been called funky Buddha which made a lot of crazy beers and like like custom beers and stuff and a lot of time

when you hear like a flavor of a drink you're like you made that because you thought you could but you didn't stop to whether you should yeah and when I read this list says peanut Reese's peanut butter cup beer peanut butter and jelly beer and all this shit and I go that's gonna be so gross probably one of the best things I've ever drank because it's a dark dark dark beer and I'm not a fan of beer it's a dark dark dark beer and you smell it and you're like it smells like peanut butter cups how are they doing this drink it I don't I ask them how do you actually infuse weird flavors into your beer like that and he goes I

can't really say but he gave us a really fun tour should never have got no an apricot cider which was incredible and gave us the best pretzels I've ever eaten like big chewy pretzels with Nutella and bacon dip which was awesome yeah and on the house he said you know what you're you guys are guests here you know go ahead take take these pretzels I bought these for my wife there's there's awesome there's a killed her yesterday there's a guy and we know that at these parties that makes his own beer type thing and he goes on and on and on about the process of making your own flavors so like to the point where no one

listens anymore oh yeah if you want to find out I'll tell you listening to you and I think I think I like you seem to be like an like a like a alternate reality Mike still classa from red letter yeah or every wheel of the worst this is the worst movie we've ever seen every time you describe a restaurant or or adventure it's the best one you ever had you know why because especially in Florida's because all these restaurants or whatever had been called through six years of them living there don't go there don't go there go here go here this is a place that we found out because I searched for barcades are there

any cool barcades in Fort Lauderdale around there and there is one there's called 10th level bar 10th level Tavern and I said well we check that out it's not it's like 10 minutes away we go there and in all the reviews I say you have to go to funky Buddha across the street as well so both those guys know each other that work at both places and they send each other business like hey when we close up go over there hey if you still need some drinks go over there so you went to 10th level Tavern which is run by a really nice guy named Joe who had pretty much every game you could want in the stupid Nintendo Genesis

few emulation using a weird circuit board that's just hanging from a monitor that's custom called like the raspberry or fruit raspberry pie yeah oh that's not custom at all that's not custom but you know what I mean it's just a PC and he goes yes it's meant to do this but it emulates shit really well yeah so we played a bunch of that they had he had a can of apple pie cider which tasted like apple pie and it was amazing at three of those fucking Willy Wonka alcohol no wonder Florida man gets into so much trouble so that place is really cool met up with like a dozen or so fans that all showed up this place on a Tuesday

during a bunch like a rainstorm out the door almost with the amount of people there there I was really really surprised to answer your question Pat like Matt's last seven days are like a quality bell curve yeah that goes into the past as he moves forward in time but in terms of the trip that's about it other than when we're coming home I was told you don't have a job anymore because YouTube I was like what yeah and then I was like ah and I read about it and and then that's and then two hours passed and it was like oh that's actually nothing so yeah that was that was kind of a funny thing be like you don't have a job and what's happening to you

by shit yeah I mean shit I have a job when I landed it's fine hey here's a question to every every everybody out there it's like that was very sweet and when the YouTube shanigans I hope you guys are okay we're saying like hey what's out are you okay if I if you look through our tweets and we tweeted that day about a fighting game or like a pie or something yeah that means we're not paying attention to it at all until it if someone comes up to us and says no this is actually like a huge problem you should do that's a good metric which is never it's never actually a thing we're invincible aside from all the trip just I played a bunch of stuff where he talked about attack on time so I won't go to

that but I really like it I played punch out on the virtual console my 3ds and actually up until the special circuit beat every part time I got pretty fucking satisfyingly good very satisfyingly good not world records but some of them a little close to when I looked on YouTube what are the world records I was like hey I was like three seconds off that you got a place you got to play the real stuff now Rage of the Gladiator 3d I did play it a lot but like punch super punch out more sad fun doing that I played Metroid prime counter punch I played Federation Force I played about two missions counter punch we haven't played that yet I played Metroid Prime Federation Force I played about two missions of it and I don't know if I actually like it or not there's

parts of it I like there's parts of it I don't like I because I'm surprised in that these first two missions feel like a Metroid Prime game just to strip down it feels like an arcade Metroid Prime game yeah sales numbers say that you're not alone hey I want to ask because that's the real difference because the single player just feels like a stripped down basic Metroid game yeah I want to ask some question about those sales numbers because every time I read sales numbers you always like show off that you have completely absorbed all of Japanese sales data and add new context yeah no I have a good idea so I saw that the number that I saw was like Japan sold about about 4,000 units is that as bad as that looks not for Metroid so it's

yes it's bad it is bad that that is it no no it is bad uh it is above wonderful 101 it is oh god I don't remember but it's near Taraway the original one not the worst version on Metroid never really a big draw in Japan yeah it is bad it is really bad it was obviously not made for Japan and was obviously because I looked at that and went that's fucking terrible and then I went Liam's probably gonna tell me that that's actually super good for Japan or other games that have done like relatively similar numbers Assassin's Creed 3 Liberation all right did like it did a bit better it did better than that but not do you and like is it doing okay in the west no it's not really no it's a monthly thing the the I saw the European numbers and the European ones are

weekly yeah on the chart and no it was it was terrible just like 15th on on on like UK 15th is an ideal for 3ds game sales in honor your debut it wasn't 15th for I feel like it's 15th overall isn't it 15th overall is great I agreed with Liam that the backlash against that game was overdone yeah but the most thing that I saw was like indifference and that's what I personally feel to it is like just like no and that's totally I need to play more but I need to play in co-op to really see because right now it's just like I stopped playing it because instead when I was like around in a target where I found lots of fun shit I just bought Hyrule Warriors Legends yeah and I actually put a bunch of time into that whenever I had a spare second so I played a lot of that

and like I'm not gonna lie it looks like crap compared to the console version but I'm well yeah I mean I'm still amazed about how many characters 240p my friend yeah you still you still get like pushed on the screen like 30 enemies on I was still having tons of fun and I got like I did a bunch of linkle missions and she's really fun I really like her really like her moveset and I found like I don't know how much was different but I was like I don't remember this mission there's it's all different the story mode it was really good I whole thing called the my fairy that you customize yeah yeah yeah the my fairy thing that's totally new yeah um so I had a bunch of fun playing through that again I think I'll continue playing it now that I'm kind of on that hook of playing

Hyrule Warriors hey woolly I really would have jumped on legit like I bought it and I played a couple missions and I would have jumped on it like nothing else if it had an ability to transfer your save yeah that's what you were saying but ditching my like 100 plus hours of adventure I was like I don't want to do that it is it is a good version though for sure yeah so that's that is 15th on the 3ds software so and that's UK I'm sorry you know you know what like actually like when I'm looking at this 3ds chart for UK all I see like I see that 12 out of the top 15 are Nintendo games yeah like because it's the 3ds chart I know but like fuck well like what what significant third-party games and the number one is New Super Mario Brothers 2 which is really old

at this point like Nintendo's like you know the Nintendo games for Nintendo platforms is like getting the more true over time the top 50 this week on on Famitsu and stuff include includes and always does include stuff like Animal Crossing New Leaf and Happy Home Designer Mario Kart 8 and 7 yeah like Mario Kart 7 was the one on it well seven's the only but like yeah and x no Nintendo games have really long lives well that's that's why I'm so they just fucked up I'm so excited with the possible NX fusion idea of like well if Nintendo's putting all their games out for one platform then you can finally say that all you need is Nintendo games because they'll be putting out a game every six weeks or some some shit well maybe not but hopefully yeah at the rate they're

going they could yeah yeah if they could if they all put all their people they could maybe once every two months that was a high quality good game maybe they'll feel like they can relax and not over saturate maybe really really quickly it's almost done but that's okay um is that I read two volumes of Miss Marvel Kamala Khan it's good as Miss Marvel it's fantastic yeah I really like it really you read it too yeah I read two volumes as well okay can I ask a question that I'm really confused about I thought Miss Marvel was the one that was like in Civil War and she's the head of the Captain Captain Marvel Miss Marvel used to be Miss Marvel then she ditched that persona became Captain Marvel then Kamala Khan took up the mantle of Miss Marvel because Carol Danvers is

already Captain Marvel so that's basically it and uh it's it's really really fun read I'm gonna I have the third volume as well so I'm gonna read that as well I really like it and the last thing I did was I did a run through of Shadow Lord's mode on coloring extinct that's out now I uh no I got a code into the beta version of it so a lot of people got a code for it and I beat I was able to beat Gargoss on my first run by I really really wanted the stage so I kind of scummed it out and just bought a lot of Ki Gold to buy myself the best items and buffs and shit uh because I really really wanted the stage but it's you know even if you don't uh as long as you take care it's a really really fun mode in in its idea but I do think it it kind of has way too much menu and

item navigation or that's actually you spend more time doing that than actually fighting and the menus in Ki aren't super snappy either well these these ones these ones are totally funny they're like they're like the front end the front end yeah no these are completely different these look a lot more like XCOM yeah sure uh so it works it's fun there's lots of little bits you can unlock like skins and bits of lore and stuff so that's really fun and you're encouraged to go through it again and again with your team captain being a different guy and when you like you you start off with Jago no matter what you do you always get Jago at the front and you unlock a bit of Jago's story and once you've done it with him then you're encouraged to go through Shadow Lords again with whatever character

you want and then you can unlock their bits of story which is fun did you just almost say Shadow Loads of Mordor Shadow Loads of Mordor Doors what he meant to say Shadow Loads so yeah that that was really fun i'll probably the ones i don't know it's got the blue shadow bug me and woolly will probably take a look at that in the future when it gets released on september uh the end of september whenever yeah so yeah very very packed so i'm i'm glad i got through that relatively fast well i had no week so it balanced out there you go okay great yeah Hyrule Warriors legends though it's super cool that's uh it's good i like like Tecmo koi's been getting better with their handheld warriors question about that game and there's handheld exclusive stuff that isn't in the Wii U version

no i think i think everything is gonna get no no no my my fairy never went over uh the like adventure mode as far as i know is very very different that sucks yeah it does suck the the bundles the dlc bundles come with stuff that isn't included in the Wii U version like the Wii U version you only get the characters and the weapons you don't get the maps um so there's a lot missing uh on the other hand the Wii U version is also different in its own way yeah i know but it's like no it's always annoys me when the the lesser version gets a bunch of exclusive stuff because it came out later both both should be pretty much the same honestly like uh that like nintendo's doing that a lot with their multi-plat versions like smash bros and uh the upcoming

poochie in yoshi's woolly world like yeah i know they just added poochie to it yeah uh yeah i know you didn't watch the direct i know but poochie you know from the simpsons no he's the character from yoshi's island a game that you haven't okay yeah the dog with the because i heard like jojo character poochie the dog with the big mouth okay what yeah no nintendo does that a lot with the uh but tecmo has been getting a lot better with their their handheld warriors it's a far cry from like the psp games that had like six enemies on screen yeah definitely definitely and i would just like imagine like uh uh god damn uh berserk came out on the 3ds or annex later coming out on vita okay yeah it came out on vita much later and that was the only version that let you play as like

grunbelt yeah i'd be fucking pissed no it's so do you mean like how vita the street fighter cross-teching got a bunch of characters yeah that was horseshit yeah didn't it get them at the same time not it came out no no vita got them first eight months early that was stupid too and uh and vita is the ultimate marvels that it's only that version that has hitbox mode which is super stupid no that was weird too for sure like and then cross play that just barely works yeah after attack on titan and like it being like you know how high rewarders looks on 3ds it's better than that well yeah the console yeah exactly i mean um it makes me really excited for berserk and like dragon quest heroes too is like amazing on the vita did you see that they fucking put walled in as one of the

playable characters yeah yeah he is both a playable character and a boss you remember walled woolly uh is he one of the he's the black dog okay that motherfucker one of the nobody's so he's the guy they fight when they're running away from the kingdom when griffith's all messed up yeah yeah yeah okay so they're just kind of pulling like a high rule warriors and just going yeah everyone's playable but they also said grunbeld is not playable well that's terrible wild is garbage yeah and he's like one of the most despicable characters oh my god awful yeah the the panel where he attacks them with the spear with the lady on it that's like the most disturbing image of all the berserk so that's that's fine if you're looking to put in extra characters but not putting grunbeld grunbeld and

the archer guy and that they're the coolest dudes wait for the second watch watch them be dlc that's fine i'll i'll pay for grunbeld dlc no one wanted to play as wild what's the lowest so far uh it's it's it's uh it's team guts with griffith zod and walled full full team guts yeah everybody okay i got a far knees hasn't been confirmed yet not yeah not a hundred percent yet so share a lot of characters each each dro what's this fucking a seedro a seedro uh and serpico are confirmed so his wall casca's in casca's in anyone whose name you know griffith is in yeah but i bet you can only play as griffith and like pre pre eclipse no i'd i'd be surprised if they didn't have uh fuck what's it called what's the name um to yeah i'd be femto's a boss but i'd be surprised but i'd be surprised

probably mazgus will talk that oh i want to fight oh god the whole hand would be interesting oh now the hand is never gonna but then yeah because you have to have to have to create a move list for them you can fight slam because that does happen yeah that does but you have to lose that fight god i hope that game is as good as attack on titan yeah like it looks it looks good put put more tech into the slicing it it's it's more to the mousseau formula so it might not be because i real warriors i real warriors is so hard to the mousseau formula other berserk games were basically mousseau yeah so like all you all you got to do is like uh instead of in because there's only berserk has a much lower cast list than a lot of the games they deal with

it's like double down on variants and weapons and stuff like that yeah because there there should be two forms of guts that have completely different movesets yeah yeah or at least mostly two forms of farnees uh if she's in there even three forms of guts like golden age oh yeah three black swordsmen and berserk yeah unless it's a power up or something yeah there should be like a random generated like mode where you're just on the boat doing a boat mission and you don't know what it's gonna be you just fishing and you just you have to you have to do a hundred of them to proceed yep and you don't know what they're gonna be but you got to do them all each one's an hour long to make a hundred you want to beat this game or what yeah yeah you didn't finish attack on

titan yet did you know dude when you uh so erin's first skill in the game lowers his leadership and it's just a nothing skill when you finish the story mode it changes to titan transformation and it's it becomes his super and fucking why would you have a mo a move that lowers your leadership it's garbage and then when you finish the story it gets swapped out for titan transformation and you just use that in any level yeah it's a replaces your super that's by the way uh dive yeah i is that an actual different command or is no it's you just have to be above the just have to be above yeah it's it's a big it's like 1.5 times damage yeah makes a big difference like in the late end game sick not in the story the story doesn't matter okay um yeah yeah uh

i this past weekend i went to my girlfriend's family's cottage in uh upper new york state uh oh yeah you were in your rural rural new york observing all the trump signs all over the place where they had the bodies uh hey boy yeah the corpses in the shape of the word trump the the cool one the big metal deer with the word trump painted on it and like big white letters boy you got to be really in there i like the idea of a big metal deer yeah no it was neat but like boy you're a big supporter yeah deer okay that joke shouldn't be good kettle deer i played attack on titan for like 13 hours or so like yeah i heard about that in the post game that game it's really good i'm really surprised i thought it wouldn't be this good

i remember the hands-on like when it came out in japan people were like yeah it's it's all right but i'm i'm really glad i'm enjoying it i bought god eat or two rage burst didn't play it for a minute because i'm still cleaning up the post game in resurrection uh i heard you played it for a minute i played it for about five minutes and i hate it immediately put it back down i hate it yeah feel so loose and floaty and weird that's all right but i'm not going to return it because i want more hunting games on pc yeah the principle of the matter right yeah i hear it's a good port too it is okay i'm running at it like above 4k wow and down sample yeah yeah Jesus fucking nothing to run right this is a psp yeah yeah um other than that uh fuck did i even play anything else i don't

know man it was a pretty pretty flat week outside of attack on titan for me i think that was like more or less is it all that you have to go with you up there it like i was playing at home and then when i got there i was like oh my god i just want to play this yeah so like swim attack on titan swim attack on titan swim attack on titan uh yeah i'll i'll call it there because i pretty much already talked about attack on titan that reminds me that i also bought a dragon ball z extreme boot totem yeah on on 3ds it's fine i bought it as well when it came out this right works this one yeah it's fine it's great great sprite work but all the characters basically play the exact same it's not a great fighting combos it's it sucks if there's no tutorial

what it's so ever what do you mean have they changed anything like well it's not super to boot totem three just uh no that's just this is just that's just the name of this game it has nothing to do tank a itchy bank type of totem because those are just generic but as far as i know there's no other version there isn't but totem three just the name of the old uh i don't that were was there a number way back in the way no what i what i mean is that buddhodan is the same name as like buddhokai and kaiichi it's just a generic name it uses just a brand name it has it's not a sequel to anything okay so the old super nintendo games literally buddhokai tenkei okay so the old super nintendo games not we're called buddhodan yeah but they're not connected okay it's just arc system

works so you open your eighth gate bank hi yeah okay it's actually kind of a bummer like everyone there's no tutorial at all oh wait this is the one they advertise with like like a hundred playable characters yes yeah but this is not the one that you confuse everyone no no no that game looks this is the i remember and like the sprite work is great and it's it's not that bad to play is it there's no tutorial and all the characters kind of there's when you look at the move list it's the same bun combos with different names for them yeah so it's not that interesting to play but i mean like i'm not mad it's not bad like i bought one piece burning blood a while ago and it's the same thing it's like it's not bad it's just kind of flat i just expected more of it arc system

nothing's ever gonna be legacy of goku too no orbit for power orbit never never will stand already can we get through a single day without hearing the words bid for power we have no pour another one out uh all right just at the yeah just under the two-hour mark let's let's get the news and do it i fucking knew it just blasted it so um we got youtube's policy thing yeah okay uh quite frankly so ego raptor and h3h3 like went and like independently got the pieces of this that basically explains that what happened was is that youtube for a while has been doing this thing or advertisers if they didn't like your content for whatever reason whatever the fucking content was some guy over at the cheesy poo factory said i fucking hate this

thing i don't want my video so they pull their ass they would they would they would hit a button and would say we don't like this and there would also be tags that h3h3 uh uh discovered that would get you on what is essentially an ad blacklist which people would have to opt in to advertise on right and what would happen is that those videos would secretly not make you any money right they they would not there would be no there wouldn't be any uh descriptor you would just look at it and go x amount of views but dollars out would be like nil and the the thing is is that a lot of people who got hit are people with really huge channels they probably don't look at the the data on every single video god knows we we fucking i don't never look at that so i look at the total

views and all that shit and then all of a sudden youtube implements a feature where to clarify that situation they instead put a little tag on your video that says advertisers hate your video they don't want your you aren't gonna make you get to see that yeah but because nobody knew that that existed at all yeah all of a sudden people start freaking out because all of a sudden you look at your at your content and you you see a bunch of uh money symbols disappearing off the video manager you go oh what the fuck but it was already there it has already been happening for months and months and actually like it means nothing and it and h3h3 found out that it's like it's 99% your tags if if you tag a bunch of shit that is like raw and you think

that'll get you it's likely that you'll put yourself on a blacklist finding out it was already there already yeah like actually kind of flips the script and it's like no this is a good thing that you're telling us because we can change the bad the bad thing is that they implemented this screwjob policy without telling anyone no and that's having said that yeah I can't see anything positive about saying language and possible no definitely not or something well that was always part of their code of content and it's all it's like it's like no I don't know everything is the same as it ever was yeah right yeah it's just it's just like here's the plain black and white on the table and the waiter the way it's really shitty the way to read that like because everyone's putting

that to us or code of contact thing like swearing controversial topics it's like the way to read that and it's very unclear but the way to read that is not your actual videos content it's whether or not swearing or controversial topics or whatever are in your tags because that's all they're seeing from a high because no one's watching anyone's videos no human beings but what they are is pouring through four million hours of video yeah but advertisers are looking at tags so just sanitize your tags and you'll probably this will probably just completely go away and to answer the the most common questions how many videos did we hit with because we're a bunch of foul mouth ragamuffins zero none absolutely absolutely zero because we're terrible with our tags we have

like three tags on our videos put our name our name and the name of the game and then and that's the name of the publisher the developer occasionally I put some bullshit yeah in them yeah that's true that it so that you get links to videos in the sidebar that you're like why is this coming up like for example for Catherine like super best friends play two best friends play persona Catherine and atlas yeah yeah we we go very low on our tags that probably hurts our search ability but it means that next to our videos is all of our videos well didn't that also lead to the the bad stuff getting flagged or whatever because it I don't remember the bad ex ex files or whatever is one of those no no no that was Fox being bitchy okay but yeah we have very few like

outstanding flagged videos honestly yeah we got a bunch of old ones from Konami but that's pretty much it uh but like one yeah no we're starting to see a trend where it's like YouTube changes something but doesn't explain a goddamn fucking thing so everyone freaks out transparency and it takes people like and takes people find out what the fuck is three days people like Aaron who can just call a guy up at YouTube and they'll actually answer the phone yeah and then they get an answer back and everyone goes oh yeah well that's that's not and and like every time the takeaway at the end is like if you just actually put up a page or a video or a video maybe on YouTube explaining what you're doing you would avoid you would avoid this like this because that can't be good for

your company to have constant like pseudo controversies I don't know but it's a mini up and down it doesn't make everybody a lot happier yeah nobody's stopped but like yeah like Matt said he he touched down from his flight or whatever he said you don't have a job but what probably happened was somebody told you you had no job and then you went oh wait a couple days and then nothing happened no it was it was it was Leanna said you have no job and I went oh and then she explained what it what everyone was saying I was like that's nothing yeah that'll like whatever no I that resolution I agree with you Willie that like yeah the principle of it still kind of just it sucks it's fucking shitty well it's advertising I'm glad they at least will tell us it's the

that we're not the nature of advertising they're right to put whatever they want on their free hosting service that's their website it's the nature of you're not in control of anything relating to well no because if you wanted to be in control of anything you would host it on your own so you do exactly it's the exact same thing this is a micro version on a larger scale of what happened to opi and anthony sure but like instead of getting kicked off all they do is hit a button and money stops rolling in I mean sort of but like basically yeah we are using another person's service and yeah you just got to make sure that you have your but yeah that's been coming for a long time because I imagine there's a lot of advertisers that would be unhappy in years past

where they would have a situation where it's like yeah we don't want to be blank our ads to be blanket fed into the system we don't want to have our ices videos presented by like like ices and al-qaeda have fucking youtube channels and if they monetize those I don't think like oil of olay wants their fucking ads running on like the heading videos maybe maybe he's made with it maybe it's maybe lame yeah right uh but and there's a million less extreme versions of that yeah so yes advertisers pay youtube money advertisers will get their way fucking shock yeah uh but yeah this is easily sidestepped this is not the disaster that it was made out to be uh so it is not it is not what you would call a game changer no no it's the game changed and no one noticed we were told it changed

like remember when youtube red was going to destroy youtube yeah yeah yeah they're probably making more money now yeah so what is a game changer uh I think unequivocally is pokemon go yeah and the game has changed into a game that no one plays uh says says me says you go tell that to the 200 people you live out in that big area that's a fucking outlier that's fucking like montreal pokemon go headquarters like now the the articles I was reading says that pokemon goes player bases way down down down down a massive 15 million 230 yeah are you sure you're not confusing this with no man sky those numbers are nothing because how many people pick up any app any game on their phone and play it for four hours and stop this is these are no these are the most

the active lifetime users of world of warcraft these are the most normal nothing number like like I'm I'm not just saying 30 audience loss no this is no no first smartphone game it's it's nothing it's meaningless because those people were either not paying or not invested in the first place it's the people who stay that matter and like I'm not even a huge I don't really play it that much anymore so wait what this so this is really normal for smartphone games it's fucking I think well because they still because it still has I think the 90 percent drop for no man sky is a bit more significant it wasn't higher than that uh saw 90 yeah and steams letting you refund that under weird circumstances which is odd yeah well actually here's the actually no that clarified and it turned

out it was it was not weird circumstances so the thing is is actually there was a there was a suggestion made when the steam refund thing happened with that it was under two hours or under two weeks right but that's not actually set in stone you could ask for any game to be refunded and to my knowledge they refund almost anything they're they're good at refunds and and you'll there is a hidden number somewhere in your account that they'll cut you off at that they'll be like come on but no no one's figured out what that is yet um so uh I'm still I'm still catching Pokemon personally but yeah I play it every now and again but like not like the first couple weeks no the first week where it was like uh gotta walk gotta walk gotta go yeah no no like I said it's for me it's like it's if it's

it supplements what I'm already doing it's not I know you're in and as we had a dinner the other night where you used two lucky eggs during it like you're in fucking deep if I'm there I'm there you know but uh the uh the main thing though about said game changer is uh Kaz here I himself said it is and that as a result of seeing uh the way this game turned out he's aggressively going to enter the mobile market or Sony I should let's attack aggressively this mom Sony didn't have the Xperia play phones and those did okay if I remember correctly yeah uh he's pretty impressed and um interested in the fact that it like it changes the way people literally move as he said uh and yeah we should make a move game it's like it's it's one of those things that like ever since pokemon

go came out it's so like irollable why was pokemon go successful because it has the name pokemon on it yeah yeah not dude if this was digimon go or if it was second weird creature go well it's it's the comparison of of of this to ingress which is the same game more or less the same game yeah uh well one of the weird things is my girlfriend is uh in japan or was recently in japan she might be back today but like you don't know well she I don't know uh but she mentioned that she saw like those parks with the millions of like the yeah masses of pokemon go players and notice that they play it completely differently over there they play it completely asocially no one's talking to each other and people are constantly bumping into one another but they're doing everything they can

to just play the game by them by themselves yeah but no one's well yeah no it is just a man but it's like this this like laser beam focus on the weird insularity and that applies to all walks of life really apply it over there and you get that version of it so weird whatever stops us from having sex let's just do it this but hey hey hey hey charizard over there I don't need to sex my dick I don't need that put that thing away lady I'm not entering that I got a legendary unless there's a charizard in there well you know that you know that's that spot with the with all the crazies over the you're talking about with pokemon go did you see the uh pokemon go players add in the middle of the park on one of the lamp posts right next to the statue there's a there's a pokemon go adds

hey welcome pokemon go players and it's all in pokemon font and like really nice art and it's like pokemon go is just a game and you will always need another game but you know who's the biggest game of all jesus because the church next door yeah dude it's the best the church next door they've painted their windows it's and they've set up a shop with a table handing out water bottles and it is it is my favorite thing because it is it is like a thousand words and you it's like jesus is that like words 780 there you go you're way into it by the time and then it's like ah you got me christian now all right all right i love it i love it i i i think it's like i mean it makes sense but so what you're saying it's gonna work is that the vita 2 is in development

what does work is shit like what um idos is doing where it's like just make a good mobile game well like they have they think sony does have one like mobile game that's doing good i'm pretty sure they're in charge of it through owning companies uh called uh fate grand order that's a it's a fate stay night game and it does really well but uh i don't know to be honest i think looking at nintendo's smartphone success rather than like other companies like square enix is more like the pokemon company in niantic it's stupid you can't play you can't make a trend like pokemon you can't you just can't do that it takes it took years and years and years and years because it's like hey it's a cultural touch it's like saying hey those mickey mouse movies are pretty big we're

gonna get into we're just gonna be yeah like no it's it's mickey mouse that is making it which is literally the mistake that everyone makes in business ever all the time for ever hey this is the history of economy hey you a call of duty is pretty big we can make a call of duty that's almost as good that'll make no hey we can make a world of warcraft that's almost as good as war the war no you can't so he doesn't really have a franchise that they can point to saying well the huge loco roco fan base will swarm to local roco go god of war uh go i mean maybe no you know what the takeaway of this they're gonna look at square enix they're gonna look at nintendo and niantic and they know i figured out the secret you gotta name your game franchise

go yeah that's how you make sure that'll do it that's how i actually i'm not even referring to uh to uh to square enix montreal yeah fuck that that's not that you're talking about cast that's garbage i'm talking no not okay that's garbage too what what are you talking square enix is like the number one publisher of consistent hit mobile games that are making like over a million a day oh they're the number one at being consistent at that weird yeah a lot of them don't make it out of japan but some of them like mobius final fantasy and kingdom hearts chi and stuff those those make it out of a lot of people did that game come out yeah are his nips free they should be okay they're not oh yeah uh but like free that man square

enix is like the fucking king of that which like uh uh but i mean at least they're making it'll pay for at least they're making proper it'll it'll pay for another game to be in development for 10 years okay you said you mean he lives on that you said at this point you said your your pokemon go game is pretty dormant right yeah that's pretty normal would would their new update with the buddy system maybe get okay tell me tell me you attach a chosen pokemon to your avatar okay as your buddy and uh simply having him there gives you candy as you walk around for that specific pokemon that breathing that is an actual game changer because the biggest problem is you catch a pokemon you're like man i fucking love this pokemon yeah how am i gonna get 400 like magic

where the magic arts the biggest problem hey nice ponytail you're not getting a rapid ash anytime soon the other thing is did they ever bring back sleep mode yeah they did okay because they turned it off for a while yeah the map is still shit yeah but uh well no because turning turning off power saver for me was the difference between being able to play the game and not because my phone would just instantly die yep so now you just you pick a pokemon and you get candy by walking well that's that pokemon dope yep so that's the buddy system coming soon well good i will i will go back to not being as much of a piece of shit as i am right now there we go slightly speaking of pieces of shit yeah the uncharted movies and development how

it's been delayed so indefinitely that's that you know what that's fine yeah and i don't think anyone it's a ragtag group of international antique brokers but that's the last time that's the last pitch i saw delayed till forever okay i have no desire to go at the last time i heard joe carahan who made nark and uh the movie and uh the a team movie and a couple others was like attached to direct this after the last three people all quit um so i don't know what the fuck is with the deal with this thing why does no one want to do it and if no one wants to do it why do they keep pushing it i don't know if they like they i don't think they ever got anything filian attached i think that was just a bad thing he's also kind of old now yeah a little bit a little bit hammer's penis

okay he's on castle now and i like forgetting movies or just sony pictures just suck anyway oh they suck shit i don't know what they put out they suck a bunch of garbage wasn't that ratchet and clank okay uh our it was a huge failure friend who is a massive fan of ratchet and clank loved it yeah i didn't see it it was apparently it wasn't good it was a huge financial it was a huge financial bomb okay so he was just talking mess it i saw some people on yoga saying they liked it because they like ratchet so well maybe mutual yeah that movie so ratchet i'ma call you out next time i see you it's a little clank for me okay then come on that's terrible hey yeah yours is great it was better man those movies sucks um sly cooper that never caught out in

cinemas never that in heavenly sword they just they never hit sony those were all fuck that heavenly sword no i like so so many pictures it's like a fucking money toilet they must have some good stuff in there you just don't know that they did the spider man movies make money but they're i don't know movies enough but yeah spider man's like the number one superhero uh speaking of forever in development uh cyberpunk 2077 is now in full swing i can't believe see i love cd priak and i love everything about their development and all that stuff but like i couldn't fucking believe they put out that trailer like two and a half years ago and said yeah we'll start development on it in over a year yeah so the motherfuckers so the only reason why we know anything about the fact that

this is being worked on is because they're a publicly traded company and they had to answer a shareholders question they wouldn't if they didn't have yeah no because the answer the question was like yo what up and they're like oh yeah um you said there's over a hundred people on gwent uh yeah like are the remaining employees on cyberpunk or what what's the deal and they said there's currently more developers on cyberpunk than there are on the witcher three and it's most intentionally obliged to answer uh cdc product uses their their eastern european low living cost of living also underpaying their employees well well not not for that region uh let me reiterate that just in case it was missed a hundred people on gwent no not that one oh that okay there

are currently more devs on cyberpunk than there are than than on the witcher in its most no no that's totally unsurprising at all they when they when they announce cyberpunk they're like we're gonna blow this out fucking crazy and also like you guys none of you have really played witcher three but you are aware that that is a stupefyingly giant massive game yes so it's too big yes yes for no it is it is the first game that i can think of the for a lot of people they're like i can't because it'll eat up six months of my life i actually forgot but this week i finished mankind divided yeah it was great and i thought to myself man how many people didn't even reach like skellage or whatever skelliga skelliga a lot how many people didn't even reach that a lot

because mankind divided boy that's the sweet spot and people and people think that reaching skelliga is getting near the end of the game no what will we it's like to imagine this right no it's like half well fuck me imagine playing a game for 40 50 hours and you're getting to the third act and it turns out the third act is still rising towards the climax thanks persona yeah no yeah exactly right like fucking it's it's like i can imagine people not starting it for that reason and hearing the cyberpunk is going to be bigger in some in some format of people yeah they're good they're doing it but that's a subject matter that i can fucking breathe in for a long ass time i i yeah it appeals to more people like it's them going from the witcher which i love to cyberpunk which i also

obviously yay 100 people on gwent's nuts though but gwent got away from them that's like uh the same as hearthstone like you need that many people to keep supporting it and shit i i way prefer gwent to hearthstone yeah sure but what's awesome development yeah i'm gonna dive into that shit but yeah so many so many pictures might be having some trouble but uh we've got the announcement that the playstation meeting is happening in a day from now okay i was gonna ask are we gonna watch that i we probably should because there's gonna be stuff there they're gonna drop the neo they're gonna drop that now what time is this tomorrow um no it's not tomorrow it's on the seventh actually so tomorrow after this podcast airs okay that's fun today is there a chance of it'll be wednesday

like like wednesday hardware yeah but is there like you think it's 3 p.m eastern you think there's gonna be software stuff as well yeah the it was rumored that they were gonna show off how games could take advantage of it like months ago when where that guy uh talked about how deep down and the new god of war we're meant to we should we should stream that we should do that may as well you guys want to do that it's it's wednesday 3 p.m eastern i'm super in the middle of the day sure as long as we can record some actual videos around oh yeah totally yeah as long as it doesn't yeah well no that's tomorrow maybe not no maybe no let's sort this out off the yeah okay well anyway um anyway playstation meeting so that's happening um there's also um they're

gonna announce the slim and release it at the same time too which really everyone's forgotten was dude people are already buying it in europe okay it hasn't been announced and people are already it's already on sale okay like so they're gonna announce it and sell it i want to buy a neo yeah for sure uh and some other sony news uh so i'm gonna play persona five on the hen the henkaku hack for the vita has been hacked oh there's uh something called vitamin that is good old vitally allows vita games to be dumped and decrypted so shocker yeah that was the even though the intentions were the best of intentions you know what it gave it it kept it from being cracked for an extra week yeah like like like i have to say that like the initial hack was the

like the cleanest and most noble attempt i've seen in a while ever you know and uh it is kind hearted but you know time is not on your side man because uh here it comes drums are here uh i feel like that took a while compared to like the 3ds one that being said a lot of the moral high ground behind psp like cracking is gone with the vita because there were like legitimate consumer asked like use cases that like hacking it was better yeah it was just better like because you could run games off internal memory mds but now that's gone so come on people don't don't do it yeah the uh the the delay between that and the um the 3ds when i feel like uh it held out you know for quite a while the the like actually the proprietary memory format did help a lot because

what are you gonna plug that into a custom pile of shit you gotta make your own custom pile of shit exactly solder this bullshit together oh it doesn't work why i don't know i don't know nobody know they probably use the internal usb nintendo we we we bet the the usb slot like metal slightly what's uh what's what's what's the uh over under on time till nx crack yeah we'll see i'm gonna go sub one year well if people pick up on it like and the machine people like it it'll be fast have an r6 people don't like it as much like the vita and the wiwiu it'll be slow yeah uh it's why Saturn emulation was never like a strong it's that's literally what it is like and nowadays it's way less common because it's easier to just make your applications for

mobile devices that people use more commonly than these things that's why homebrew scene died a lot actually yeah because like psp homebrew see was so yeah because there's nothing there's no hardware like the psp that was widely available other than the psp so yeah um we've got uh well i don't speaking of formally dead scenes uh no longer dead though we've got sonic mania gameplay we've got 12 minutes straight um polygon take a look at it warning the gameplay is uh oh god no one of those is it warning almost every video polygon put up over pax west but i'm like including that shit recore gameplay i just where it was just so painful to fucking watch i don't like it's like it's it's classic sonic right so i'm like how how do you make it how are you playing it like this

because that guy is probably like 21 years old so bad at times what has gone on with paul gone because what you're watching the doom thing was the start of this but i keep hearing like that they're putting out embarrassing gameplay footage so imagine if you will recore shit you know those moments in any classic you did wash the doom one right i did yeah it's great you know those moments in any classic sonic game where you you hit the you hit the speed bumper and then you just go hold forward for a bit and the stage does the cool thing uh you hold forward for a bit and then once you pass the first loop to loop you hit down or something like that or whatever right you're spinning so you'll go through obstacles so you have a couple things and it takes you to the

natural end of that route and then you platform a little bit more and so on so what you're gonna get here is during every like one of those speed moments you're gonna get jumps off the track in the middle of the the track cool so it stops the intended movement where the stage is trying to take you and then it's like no but you can't go back because i know what you mean from behind just don't jump there just hold forward you're not supposed to jump there see here's a thing but then you jumped and then you did it for the rest of the video journalist and you're recording some footage and you're you have to upload it and it's your job you know it's your job maybe play it twice talk to the publisher say hey can i play through this a little bit do you have a good player

on hand or something can i record it a second time because i i'd be shocked if that was how would these if if you are interested there's cam footage of people who are competent playing it from the uh the announcement event yeah there's some but no direct it's not direct for you i don't like i don't i don't get how you can be a person at a video game website or video what have you and you're part of your job is to play a game for under any context and you don't have like basic competency and at least some i mean i mean that goes for unless you're us hey hey no no i guess much people make fun of us like well our basic competency is usually pretty high yeah we're a basic competency because the game we never played before like i don't expect anyone to be like

oh yeah killing it but if i if Liam was playing streets of rage or if i'm playing donkey country or will he's playing like mirror zed or whatever if i look at that and i don't see what i expect then like do you remember when all the dmc three footage that was coming out was just abysmal trash and just mash what ended up happening was like the bomb like fucking snuck into tgs to record camera footage oh is that that yeah went down to show off like no this is what the game is actually like okay okay uh yeah no like are we back in this era all i'm saying is it's direct feed the game looks great the game looks great uh it's 12 minutes of footage that probably should have been six 12 minutes ahead we've got uh some for honor class videos that look pretty cool as well um for our

continues to look super cool yeah there's not much to say there just console chivalry from a third person that's all that game is and that's all i wanted to be my life all i wanted you guys never got into chivalry right i played it for a little bit but you can appreciate like yeah the the yell button and and and for honor does the thing that woolly and i more so woolly but agree on it's like you know what's really cool being able to see your fucking character just that's it man i also like all like the fodder soldiers oh totally it's red no no like if everything like comes American moose so should be good this is a check mark off of like games i needed my life hey guess what you know that's what for honor secretly amoeba i don't think it's very secret but it's a

by the way woolly we talked about it but you should try that game on steam that just got released versus battle of gladiators or showed a video of it and i actually played a little bit of it and it's actually it's like very japanese version of what we're talking about i ever whenever i put a bookmark in that whenever matt says a title like that i get this look on my face because i don't know if he's talking about some rancid pile of shit and he's trying to trick us or if it's actually a good game no no i i yeah i like is he trying to trick us i put 10 minutes into it and i was like this that's actually kind of cool uh actually kind of cool for 10 minutes hopefully is going to be the space channel 5 vr experience uh you can hear about that rock viewing show uh

and that's coming to the gs 2016 yeah alongside the following lineups here we go we've got the lineups it's uh for the for the viewing show that it seems like it's like part of like an application that sega's developing yeah and it's not just a space channel thing like you go to different worlds and space channels one of them i'm like i'm kind of a little bit bummed that it's not like a space channel 5 vr game yeah on the other hand it's like we don't live in that timeline no we don't no like it's that you know yeah if you're playing on your on your dream catcher vr station yeah made by sega then maybe they ported what they've ordered they've ordered it to the 360 i mean it's not like impossible to see something no but i mean the alternate timeline you desire

is a timeline that has a dream cast too i don't know we got red and michael jackson is still alive and he's and he's headlining the game sonic seven with michael jackson do it that's a really different timeline but yeah they also announced like they they read they read jiggered and redid everything that was rock band vr out of packs west where now it's about looking cool and you don't really play anything that's pretty much rock it's well you know what i mean where it's like that there's a structured article that goes into a bit more with the like but like the rhythm games not a technical game anymore do you do you know what like what it was that kind of more like do a cool pose but you're still hitting no charts but it doesn't matter it did it never looked promising

it was it was described as like if you're really good at rock band you don't need to be yeah everybody's gonna have fun everybody's gonna have fun if you don't gotta play i'm fucking like so fed up of like yeah we got cool new hardware coming out that like it's gonna sell to the core audience and look at all these sick casual games you can you can look around like what's that with the psychonauts thing yeah you looking you can look where's the you psychic use telekinesis but you're not actually playing really like the psychonaut a psychonaut game no it's your your it's an experience but it's like when the fuck your vr pornography will destroy society and dogs and we use they're like yo we gotta get we fit out we

gotta get our gotta get our evergreen titles out fast out fast fast fast and then the evergreen titles all bombed because no core users were there to yeah to like make the machine popular you're referring to the salted earth titles yeah the brown grass okay so yellow snow titles we've got uh sony's lineup re7 samurai warriors neo tgs yeah tgs 2016 kingdom hearts 2.8 final chapter prologue that may be the fucking stupidest title ever it is not i was trying to remember it the other day uh ff 12 the zodiac age 15 okay ff 12 that might actually be world of ff like for real valkyria what might actually be for real like the the remaster oh yeah there's talk about a rebalance which might which would put it over the zodiac

edition valkyria as a revolution uh yak is a six gravity rush 2 horizon zero dawn new hot shots gulf grand turismo infinity warfare infinite warfare excuse me the hype wish it was infinity warfare sd gun dame sort out online tech and seven zero verse two fate extilia and lego star wars that's a good lineup do you think horizon zero dawn has the potential to be sony's first party game that actually hits it and like franchise wise maybe i doubt it though it's been on stage for a while i think it's gonna like hit pretty hard no like i don't even think it'll be like you'll do uncharted levels of i don't know did you guys watch gameplay of that that list seems a bridge so then then it won't well i there's there i i'm not done do you guys watch okay uh a bunch of gameplay of

that yeah horizon yeah not not really looks like monster hunter it's not yeah i mean no like no it really does look like monster hair with a bow but they're robots instead um it's like a story game that was ps4 titles yeah i know but i mean the gameplay man okay uh vidas that one is uh world of ff uh fate lego star wars and uh what is macros delta scramble it's a new macros game uh what kind of game is it is a macros like third person fly around and you're oh yeah like oh it's not an idle game like n64 one yeah more or less it's it's a macros game it's oh no wait no that was game you were gonna say was an idle game right yeah it's it's like that yeah yeah and there's a big vr list this year because vr the vr list is there res infinite re7 yeah yeah is the time gone for that

Liam for for which re7 what do you mean for you and i to play it oh no never yeah never it's embarrassing now what's that what are you holding out what am i looking at it's uh it's a stupid gaff topic about a 17 year old girl was arrested for the murder of defense attorney mea fei today september 5th 2016 okay all right um we gotta we gotta get a list of future game events uh we've got uh it's gonna make you a vr future live far point uh mean society destroyer vr worlds rigs uh the playroom vr they're making that really yeah that's uh double fine works on that idle master and batman arkham vr yeah yeah that's the lineup yeah i'm surprised they don't have an x-wing i'm sad that that godzilla game's not there would you be in that would you be a person freaking out because godzilla

stopped yeah that's what'll put some butts yeah that's what you want i don't know you want both though you want both ideally yeah but uh yeah there's only one thing you want d3 is coming out with uh happy manager idle death game tv idle death death game tv looks we want to find out what looks pretty good i know what the deal is with that it's a it's a death game with others from different from different groups i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm i'm all in this i'm on board with this fucking stupid and they have a shitty monokuma rip off yeah they do but it looks like it looks like it'll be maybe a dual kuma no i don't know what that is what's that about a tape your thing and two unannounced titles yeah uh which will be hopefully earth defense

force five and six you know what i would like to see i would like immediately immediately i would like to see a resident of a seven trailer that shows off what the game actually is oh sure maybe yeah because like getting frustrated at this point it's i mean it's not well good news what capcom capcom's lineup includes re7 shocker playable stage event live stream the latest demo will make its first debut in japan cool uh toro wade no palm yes that's uh that's totally that's a smartphone game and monster spirits and monster hunter stories yeah man stories looks fucking good yeah looks fucking good it looks too good for monster hunter those screenshots they keep releasing and those videos they keep releasing makes that game's platform choice very suspicious

i mean it's probably gonna be on n-act it's probably gonna be on nx but it was they started developing on 3ds well yeah but what i mean is the the screenshots there they're too high res are like 1080p no i saw they're ridiculous a lot yeah a lot of companies have done that even cyber sleuth like before there was a ps4 version yeah they put out like bull shots for the vita version like this is new era of bull shots uh screenix is pretty much the list that i already dropped plus a couple of things like yeah like uh mankind divided uh acastic records records records acasic records yeah acasic points even that's a mobile game that nobody knows they're throwing weird they're hyping it up so fucking um things there's a colon after the re what are you what are

you going for isn't acasic indian um you're um near automata is gonna be on stage yes um they're the rumor well not rumor he they said there would be something exciting which is probably the release date so yeah uh hitman's coming back as well it also said that game's gonna be long good yeah hitman hitman uh figureheads uh fantasy earth zero and uh uh what you call it what you call it saga scarlet grace i'm really excited to see that game because they announced it in 2015 no 2014 and it was called saga 2015 and then it got renamed to saga 2016 and now and then uh maybe i'm confusing a little and then eventually saga scarlet grace is it scarlet grace 2017 apparently it's going to come out this year i'm looking forward to seeing it because it's a real all right this is the year

the fantasy star online too we're gonna be announced for the west totally s at not yeah i see people saying that and it's like fucking the fuck off not the closest you're gonna get to fantasy star online too is whatever event they used to cross over with 14 it's gonna be in english yeah that'll be in english for sure saga will be cool though i i again appreciate square annex making like legit rpgs yes so yeah um koi tecmo is doing a bunch of shit the only things you guys would probably care about koi tecmo has a lot yeah i'm gonna cherry pick here berserk uh samurai making a berserk game tokyo um it's tokyo is already out as well it's just like showing it off more at the show you know what i mean yeah do a extreme three of course yeah always new patches they got the vr mode coming

that vr mode is fucking nefarious good good you've seen that video it's great they know their audience so creepy they know their audience it's so nefarious man it's great uh and then uh uh that's for no hana with for a lot of people akari isle button did i get that right i don't know i don't know that's that's probably one of their um like atome games aimed at girls and shit yeah um knights of azure too hara haruka naru jikuno that's another one of those yeah it says out that is okay the bunch of uh yoro no nai kuni it's um knights of azure too that game's that i mean that'll be a good sequel probably to a good game and uh one of the ones in there that's really worthwhile that nobody's talking about is blue reflections uh and it's like a new original

rpg series from gust and like it has a really different look from their normal titles which is atelier and stuff so that one's neat okay and they have like a big tokyo and mobile game coming up so who knows how that'll go tecmo's one of the tecmo's like the big publisher that is just consistently failing to get a hit on mobile they just can't do it so they're gonna keep throwing everything at it bamko's coming out with uh crows burning edge fucking keep eyes all eyes on crows burning edge um can't believe there's a crows came coming out the fuck wasn't there ones before or is like the first one i this is the first thing ever but really it's a crows it's been like a fucking like crows is old yeah crows is not new the time they wow that iron's hot yeah you know

gotta get in there 10 years after the tecashi mike movies uh zeno verse two uh gundam battle operation next it's a mobile mobile game yeah is there anything operation next no it's a ps4 ps3 oh that's the i can there's five gundam six gundam games they're making now so sorry i yeah like we make we make no you're all you're thinking of um gundam war live gundam war uh thank you which looks like no there's three upcoming gundam mobile games and the difference between them is one word yeah and i can't fucking remember the other one is uh gundam sd gundam j generation that's a real game yeah is there any like we make fun of gay of companies a lot of like striking while the irons like cold but like it's the worst one that reservoir to our

reservoir dogs game is that the worst one ever the one where the iron was cold to the touch yeah you know what frostbitten like like think about this is that like oh there's a lot of there ever iron there on the super nintendo genesis that came out decades after the movies yeah like like there's lots of like like crappy examples of movies like who cares but like the overwhelming is like there's super star wars games like 25 years after the movies came out but that's star wars yeah like i feel like strike while the iron is cold is referencing like time not since release but time since relevancy relevancy so like how long after scarface game gets a pass because scarface is an all-time classic that people are going to watch forever

how long after real steel did real steel come out it came out long enough to make it good because maybe like i think that was fine that one but that was a specific rim game is the exact same game that came out that rest of our dogs game ever come out listen not only did it come out i have but from my fucking testing and bringing that story up from however many years ago in whatever video i brought that up on some motherfucker on our twitch named himself psycho bullet festival and i'm so happy that one person remembers there's really not much to say about the game i popped in a few months ago and there's not much to say you can do a psycho Michael madson is tired he's the only guy that showed up he has bills to pay will you help him pay his no no i need to get

the sandwich into your mouth michael madson little nightmares is uh is on their lineup that game looks cool that this game had a completely different name and was revealed like more than a year ago me and woolly watch a trailer i think was called hungry or hunger hunger yeah and it looks quite awesome and like yeah nice to see it's getting like a little repush it's by uh tarsier who made the like excellent excellent little big planet vita that's probably the best little big planet game names a lot to be good the names a little generic names a little whatever hunger is fine but uh the game looks cool at least so i watched a bunch of shitty videos apollagon fucking through it i like that say that fucking through it through the video i like it real bad yeah that's what we're

doing for omicron uh fucking through it we're fucking through it and getting all porked up we're gonna fuck hard through the rest of that pork i am get all porked up over these beefers while we fuck through it get that koopy i'm so happy i'm so throbbo is that like a sandwich what is that stop that video is not gonna be up for like a month yeah neither is what you just described oh no that's not true that's now be a five couple like a week being porked up those that videos are up get mother fucking pac-man championship edition two have you seen this game looks amazing oh my god pac-man championship edition looks amazing a game that made me care about pac-man is something to log so fucking good it looks love back man better than the first one

which is all hard feet yeah um of course summer lesson summer lesson's actually cool i really like i'm really interested to play it because there's nothing like that yeah no no no like all don't decide i want to play summer lesson no real real i i really i want to feel the closeness i really hope it comes out in english because like i was a bit nervous when harada said it would be a difficult localization because it will be thought to redo the lip-syncing entirely besides the voice acting i need my mom they can't subtitle it yeah you do as the first vr thing ever played summer lesson you don't know what you're messing that's the name of the series not like some like scorn vr spinoff oh my god is that what we're doing are we gonna make a fucking

video series called you don't know what you're messing with and have our moms play video games get them in there is that what this is she i don't know what that would be but my mom is not controller she can't do it platinum your head you don't need her head no listen shake your head we got tecan seven and we got sort out online hollow realization which i love that's the best as a subtitle yeah i fucking love that it's a really great ironic sub please subjugation yeah so apt so good i can't wait to see tecan seven's vr thing i i still don't know i just want to know if i'm watching from the sidelines because that's cool too i want it to be your kuma and you're running the zibatsu and okay no that's not cool and you have bare hands you have bare claws

seriously it has to be that because if it can't be from the person's perspective because the mishimas the mishimas will make everyone just barf all over with their fucking up circle kicks doa five has the first person fighting oh my god yep uh so did soul caliber did it uh it did but it wasn't a damn it well yeah and uh and lastly sega is coming out with uh and this includes their owns companies so uh puio puio chronicle which is like those words together i know but like yeah you know that's the world we live in when you don't think about it there's nothing but then when you look at puio puio you're like oh it was always fantasy themes so i guess yeah um we're getting valkyrie as a revolutionary i mentioned that already x of six uh important persona five

playable trailer studio stage it's a playable trailer goods i know i'm a broken record but like they just announced uh valkyrie as your revolution for the vita this week and i was surprised because i was like really i thought i thought we were over announcing games for the vita yeah but uh there was an interview that was actually really interesting and it it didn't hit me and i saw a lot of like western people also being like oh right where the only reason they did it was because they had a lot of user feedback where people were like i played vc2 and 3 on my psp yeah and i really i'm really disappointed that i can't keep playing it on my vita because in japan they got like they had an extra game and like valkyrie chronicles did way better on psp than

it ever did on the ps3 okay so like in japan it was the flip side where people were like what why isn't there a handheld version right right right this is a handheld series which is really interesting because as much as i love it i didn't get that impression at all because for us valkyrie chronicles is like this one ps3 game yeah and the shitty psp game and that other thing like that game with the fuck with vison it yeah apparently is what i'm told uh but uh it was kind of neat uh well is there any comedy news on the docket uh well i was going to say there's two more through the games okay sonic boom fire nice and looks good that one looks good and i don't know if this qualifies as comedy news but say good games fantasy star online too ps4 vita pc yeah yeah

keep pushing new content yeah sure so uh that is fire nice comes with like a dvd of the show which is the smartest thing i've ever heard it doesn't show you where in westeros the fucking sonic characters are born or whatever i don't know why but sonic boom fire and ice just makes me think a game of thrones and it's just like it's doing things in my brain yeah that kid i see that that there was like a lead up there's a lot of announcements like obviously in the lead up to tgs and there was a cool one actually pat i don't know if you caught it about yakuza six and how they're they are scrapping the combat and just redoing it completely which is really neat yeah it needs a refresh they refreshed it for three 3d beat tkeshi looks amazing i just i can't

i can't get enough of that he does but then i like i look at the the banners for it where it has like kiryu's face and then yakuza six logo and then beat tkeshi's face and all i think to myself is man this is the guy who said how much he hated video games yeah and he's like up there next to be yeah that exact one and he's up there next to kiryu and kiryu's been there for every game and beats just there out of nowhere and i mean he spoke about it how like he said that but now video games are so different that it's cool now it's not even comparable anymore but i i don't know when i looked at that i was like ha woolly are you that's where he's at you wear what i'm referring to in terms of comedy news i'm talking about the hidden the the the long uh the beat to

no the special that people found that's going to be coming out next week no okay so george carlin recorded a stand-up hbo special he's a comedian i imagine george carlin is the comedian okay forgive my lack of knowledge he is the he's carlin of of comedian prior he died a few years ago yeah carlin prior and then you didn't you didn't hear about this at all i'm so happy to get to break this to you what the fuck so there is an unreleased george carlin hbo special that never came out are you fucking kidding me that's coming out next week what so it's just like pock okay what the fuck we're just getting unreleased albums now there are those tumors this was recorded uh oh it's 2016 it was recorded over a decade ago and it was right before complaints

and grievances uh which i'm sure you saw woolly and the reason why this never came out is because the name of this show is called i kind of like it when a lot of people die and it was recorded here we go 10th 2001 that's nuts and he's making jokes about planes blowing up wow people blaming osama bin laden wow and like fucking atrocity tourism to the nth degree oh my god and it was scheduled to go live on like i think like the week after but you had to pull it and then they were like not only are we gonna fucking shelve this we're not gonna tell people it exists because this will ruin your life except for the audience that was well it never fucking got out did it but next week it's coming out next week it's gonna like come out and apparently it's like

people were watching clips apparently it is very oddly prescient that's and like future telling and shit and like there's a joke about planes blowing up and you know who they blame osama bin laden because the cia and all that money and a whole fucking bit on that well it's not like september 10th is burnt into the bottom right corner like a camcorder is it like well yeah but how yeah well how would it have like when could you have put that out oh before no there's no time if your name is gilbert godfrey and the and the whole day after and like the you know he always has a core theme of his bit that he and it's in complaints and grievances like the core theme of this bit is how much he loves natural disasters and terrorist attacks because he watches it like a sports fan

wow you know what you couldn't have put that out that's fun then yeah okay okay now you and I and people like us would have liked that would have been the greatest comedy special of all time because we're bastards but for the regular human world no okay it's the same thing that happened with mgs2 but it was too late to change it that's fucked up but that's really cool at the same time because i like this like we found the old tapes yeah biggie recorded some extra shit because it's not it's not it's not so holy shit like ghetto album the mix track that that tupac recording is attic yeah right it's a it's a polished special from his prime that just never came out for really good reason i'd like to go even deeper and be like oh fuck we found a bunch of the hs tapes

of biggie smalls playing video games and narrating he called them let's play he invented though he invented that it's your boy i'm playing mega man oh this boss is too hard i'm i'm running out of breath yeah he like beats the bosses again that's what i call me big paul i'm a kid dr wiley after i catch my breath he was overweight um let's big that's why they called him let's let's let's let's let's sit some emails let's take some emails shall we i saw unsolved mysteries too by the way oh yeah you know it was hosted by who denis farina i don't know bones barboni and i get shorty and he also was the the detective that replaced jerry orbeck in uh law and order matt i don't know unfortunately

he'll never measure up to robert stag there is one question yeah that's the background that's unfair he walked because remember robert stag came out in a trench coat like a big boss of trench and like a dark alley yeah and this one denis farina comes out and the background is like parts of resident evil too where it's a fucking like like a science lab fucking nightmare zone security nightmare zone and he and like he'll be like oh this is like some woman that did this fucked up thing when she sold babies and then i'm like oh that's rough and we never found her then they're like here's a section called lost loves and some guy had like some lady he met and he was like working at the like in a taco stand she goes you should have your own place because

you make really good tacos and you should call it just uh uh you should call it a what was it called the such as life and he goes okay and then he became a billionaire and the only reason he's on the show is that he wants to find the woman again just to thank her and i'm like that's a great story i just unsolved mysteries i just i just okay my brain just auto completed this whole thing into like the who was phone story show was phone but who was it look i have a simple question dank meme stories determine whether or not i want ever want to hear about this all right what's the story yeah is the intro music the same it's a remix okay good enough good enough that's it's very remixed man i'm sure we mentioned it but i'm gonna mention it again before we get off this topic

when i was a kid and i watched that show it's good to fucking share it absolutely was terrifying we all got okay okay so it used to come on right around like five thirty on friday nights but for me that was late because it was friday night that's bedtime right after the sun goes down is when the tv comes off because it's sabbath okay so one of the last things i'd watch would be fucking unsolved mysteries and then lights out for the next day think about that so i just had to just think about machete man just think about every single episode i was like this guy killed fifty thousand people with a with a toothpick and gouged out their eyes we never caught him it was last seen in your house yeah i'm robert stack and welcome to big

he mainly attacks secluded homes next to the trainways and right rural area or whatever and you're just like oh man somebody lives near that shit and then before we get to our resolution cue the tv shutting off as my house as everyone in my house goes all right sundown sabbath time and i'm like but where is he what do you do at night on friday well during the sabbath he freaks out over unsolved mysteries for the next day like what do you do you fucking pray you do you literally pray you pray that this hobo won't kill you yeah would a game gear count no no dude no way that's not allowed no you secretly play with your toys when no one's looking though yeah um a troll but not a game gear no Jesus portable device of choice no electronic it lasts for two hours what is the

what's up with the like it's that's because of the rest right you're supposed to rest the rest day but it's not as leisure not rest uh but it's it's it's not respect but it's not it's not shameful rest it's not godly okay you should be ashamed because i know the people that take it really hardcore they're like they can't turn lights on and off because that's technically that's true that's the jewish side of things okay and the elevator opens on every floor yeah and the sabbat man comes on turns it turns on your stove sounds like a yeah that one's bullshit yeah it's crazy that one yeah you're gonna burn anyway so come do convenient that's my favorite thing right it's like you're gonna you're you're you're gonna adhere to these super strict rules and you're

way into it and that's cool yeah but you're gonna use built-in loopholes what's the what's and the best part you know it's a it's a moral system what you think god doesn't know you're trick you know you tricked him it's like father time watching the terminators go back through he's like skin skin skin ah what is that yeah like that's not right ah the fucking the best part about that shit's cool is that you never actually tell them what to do you walk into a room and you go man i sure could use a sandwich i feel like some pasta would be tasty right now and then they do it i don't know i'm just saying i'm just thinking out loud i can't get past the look nice pasta i said oh look pasta yeah you know sliding money across the table it is wow these Catholics

are great believable and friendly questions if you got answers if you want a question if you have questions about the Shabbat or the Sabbath you can ask your Shabbat men if you have if you have dope religious loopholes that you're abusing or let us know if you have a mystery you can tell us what the mystery is and we'll be able to solve it at super best friendcast at gmail.com that's super best friendcast at gmail.com who deleted my save file it was your brother 100% of the time it would be nice if my brother's save file was deleted Shabbat men all right at that chicks appeal marcus marcus mcgee watch the note yeah what up what up marcus hey sfb sbfz chaos i'm just writing oh so good i know some of you are of the opinion that feathers

on dinosaurs suck but it goes carry over to dragons yes how do you feel about feathery dragons that's stupid because dragons are a fantasy creature so i don't mind it like dinosaurs excuse me misitsune in fucking uh or whatever his stupid name is in monster hunter generations is fucking dumb looking dangerous bubble dragon dangerous things shouldn't have feathers yeah period i think you should have both you get all the you get all the design there's a little dinosaurs with the the the feathers they're called feathers are fucking lame unless they're in part of some kind of like ceremonial garb that makes you look like a badass warrior yeah that's the only exception i can think of mystery solved like poop up people well yeah that can i could can we get to the outro of

the podcast i what do i know that you're gonna do how do i fucking know he's not a psychic mind i wish i was you guys have been together for years he doesn't practice shabbat yeah is that how you get those powers yeah shabbat man will tell me whatever i need if you make it to 30 when being a virgin you get wizard powers yeah if you if you practice shabbat for long enough and be on a podcast you know what the outro music is gonna bend a spoon and stuff yeah yeah i thought i was gonna talk about that brand new duke nukem game but that's a good one you know i wasn't the move from mac and cheese that's underrated and no one will get that wow what i missed it uh never that's all right i'll explain to you afterwards you can listen to it later yeah i'll

say that i wasn't the mood for mac and cheese but i i wanted it with to have hot dogs in it shabbat man what the fuck um jasper and god's looking down on you like yep good stuff you're not supposed to eat that then that's not you can't use that loophole yeah as you shovel that pork hotdog into your mouth you can't do that anyway i sure wish that this mac and cheese had finally graded hot dogs that i can't see i sure wish my neighbor was dead so batman man next time on unsolved miss shabbat man could be in your state and soul babies you gotta bleed that cow that cow out and pray over it before you eat it uh jasper the hot-blooded hero wants to know if there's any actual piece of media or anything

actually that you love but is really really obscure to the point where you haven't even talked about it really oh wow yeah what what do you love but is so rare media that i love that's so obscure that it's not worth even the only one i can think of and we have talked about it and i can't remember the name mac can always remember the name was this weird fox buffalo mortal combat fucking thing oh god that's not even w nxb and marcial masters or whatever that fucking nonsense yeah so i thought that was obscure and then giant bomb talked about it for like an hour yeah one of their podcasts like w vb well it's easy to remember when you were like 48 when yeah um i'm sorry one of my one of my favorite bands is this montreal band that doesn't exist

anymore why was it called kobayashi oh i think they're gonna say belvedere i thought he was gonna say simple plan then they do they're an ass a montreal ass of jazz band and they literally don't exist and like i have a friend whose teacher was a member hold on what kind of jazz band are they ass of jazz okay i i stopped paying attention for maybe one second and heard assless chaps jazz i'd buy that for that's a show from montreal but uh yeah and it's you've literally never heard of anything but they're amazing um uh i'm struggling that like it's hard to come up with one off the top of my head and talk because they're so fucking small just name like a book because we never talk about well i was gonna say lame yeah actually you know what there is one there was one as well

and it was monster musume which i really dug and then it it got big and i was like oh now people like it now i hate it no no i love i love it you have but uh yeah there was this series by garth nicks uh called sabriel and it's this it's this fantasy series um effectively about necromancers who use bells as their weapons that's fucking sick man it's so good they have a big bandolier of bells and they all do that's like i don't know man me and woolly talked about like dragon lands but that's not obscure no yeah you know and i don't even think that's that obscure it's by garth nicks it's not you know god it's not hidden there's uh there's that comic series i think i talked about it with you once matt um the name is slipping for me but it's american christian american patriot

angels in america no it's it's this kid who's like a super religious like guy that's raised in almost like a cult like religious thing and then he breaks out of american virgin american american virgin um it was a comic series that i was really into and it was just about this guy that was raised in a super religious upbringing and then like fucking got out of that and got dumped into the craziest like tie underage prostitute ring madness thing it's it's nuts it's nuts but it's a really good story and i had fun with this ain't your grandpa's rum springer it's not and i i had like a personal stake in that in in like the character and i was like okay i can relate to some of this this is interesting to me and me alone there's like two things that are

rum spring is the fucking best there's like two things i can think of that are books and one of them i i have talked about but like i don't know if any of you guys remember is that like wane barlow is like the concept artist he did like a lot of concept art for uh uh gamma dottora movies like he helped design a lot of hellboy creatures and like whatever did a lot of stuff and designed the creatures in uh in uh uh dantes inferno the game right and made a very obscure novel that got no press no whatever because he's an artist right so i just made a novel one time and it was called uh uh god's demon and it was like think about the the geography and how there's different lands in lord of the rings but place it in hell okay where hell is your

landscape and there's different tribes and lords that well i have this and blah blah blah and it's not like i'm the lord of pain or i'm the lord of whatever that's just angels that like are down in hell just hanging out doing whatever that was pretty scary but i do believe i mentioned that before and the one thing is that there's a really obscure run of friday the 13th novels that came out when the movies were no longer being made striking wally irons cold and they weren't about jason they were about other people that inherited his mask and became jason for a bit like that terrible one where he's an old fat black guy no that's a movie and that's that plays into it like he's because he's trying to become jason again and he does at the end but this is

like jason's long dead and there's like old hillbillies that put on his mask and just become jason for a bit and then they kill them i'm jason stuff like that precious precious jason i'm a big fan of precious jason he man that's pretty obscure yeah very obscure skeletor well the question is an obscure it's like what's so that you wouldn't even bring it up he i don't i don't even i don't even like he man i just like the noise the skeletor makes yeah it's called the get in like we're all really into mezzo forte but we don't talk about that one scene uh drg i feel like i know what you're talking about but i'm not sure there's a long extended scene that gets cut out of a lot of versions i think i saw an anime music video once that was

like a natural born killers with that drg back in am v hell yeah it was probably hell zero that's probably where that went man i didn't make it through am v hell zero you guys should film you guys have you seen the criteria edition you guys should i'll watch that at ipik watch uh watch a youtube video called unedited footage of a bear yeah that's that's not obscure that's relatively recent go do that this house has people in it is also pretty good there's that there's that one too mitch wants to know uh actually he doesn't want to know he just wants to let us know that davin buster's nearest apartment has the louis just mentioned our k-k and he didn't get a chance to play it but he will be giving us a short review next steal it try it steal the machine

because davin buster's also has that rambo game by sega i'm inciting you to commit a crime okay i play that new york for a bit i'm not actually inciting you to commit a crime you just said no can't take it back no you can't turn back the clock you can't turn back and those are davin buster's exclusives that aren't allowed to go to other arcades paywall drink moxie says dare ultra mind share pals release her inner kealy and come and create a gamer fuel combo gamer fuel combo huh yeah what do you mean what does that mean i assume he means like a snack and a combination of food um um i got one uh jack lynx beef jerky i got one because he didn't even think about this and bootlegger bootlegger legger i got one built in by my

society that's strong that's just cough syrup yeah yeah it's either some joe louis or some may west's with pepsi and whatever that's talking about him kbk with ah fuck you it counts it's gotta be it's gotta be a pepsi too pepsi's come back we have to get that out there yeah and spread that culture gross pepsi and may west for breakfast i prefer joe louis personally me too but they're may west is the one may west with your hockey game that's good shit yeah totally it's actually delicious it is you know it's bullshit when you open your fucking may west and chocolate sticks to the plastic and it rips off the top okay hey you you guys ever eat passion flakies i don't like passion you know a couple times yeah my brother is such an asshole with those things you know what

he used to do fucking punches them no you know people who do this with other foods and it doesn't matter what the food is but it's any food that has a filling he would crack the fucking thing open eat the filling and put it back together all of the filling put the bread back together and just eat the bread it's fucking husk of it that is being fucking the psycho jumping in a well yeah that's like eating the insides of your hamburger and then going back for the bun yeah that's fucked up what are you doing what about does that go to orios because there's lots of people they eat the cream out of orios that's fucked up the commercial does that go with orios are you do you found the commercials kind of tell you to do that no because that's how they were designed it's not how

they're designed that's a that's a secondary objective really go for passion for orios is the is the one that breaks that mold you got it you got a combo they got a combo um trying to think it's like i really like actually actually no no sorry i'm interrupting you orios are fine because you don't have to get your hands dirty to open them that's true anything you don't have to get your hands dirty those new orio packages are good yeah the sticky ones passion flaky is one thing man it's not meant to come apart yeah no it's a pastry it's like if you tore a banana in half because there was something in the middle it doesn't make sense it's like open it up a hot pocket that was like the worst example then all you got is a pocket doesn't make sense yeah yeah

so or yeah if you cut open a hot pocket what's the fucking point yeah you're right why not just buy bread you have to because they're too hot because it's lava pockets it's really hot did you see you saw that piece of pockets are getting taken away i didn't see that pockets are gone no no it's rebranding it was a fake story they gave they gave too many people like horrible competitions yeah they're so fucking hot man it's just like it's like a fucking meteor from space landing in your mouth christ uh for me something i would i would i would do it's like the stuff from hand warmers inside your food dimsfire pockets okay you can do it matt i was gonna say i i wouldn't

but like i was gonna say uh like uh regular old crackers and make cracker sandwiches with peanut butter and then make a giant glass of chocolate milk okay and that the that balance of eating like was a very dry that's your gamer fuel yeah yeah but what's a pair with what's a pair with yeah what game what franchise oh i when was that a part of it oh that's not a part of it no i'm just saying get some jerky and bootlegger what do you eat next to your games i don't do that anymore but like when i use a gamer at a time i'd make like six of these like a big cracker stack and have like this giant thing and if you got some some room left over after your Pepsi in may west you could get some bell pro okay uh we can wrap up through some real quick ones

all right uh superb schoolmates your friend zack the matooches wants to know if you had a convoluted is that matuckas no mafa tuck is matush yeah i don't know anyway uh gasp there's a convoluted set of events leading to the you it's a good setup only being able to choose one letter's worth of platforms from your game library one letter if you pick m for ps2 you only get metal gear two metal gear three and in the madden games mobile suit games etc and so on you have to pick a letter and you only get to save those games what do you choose for this is so easy to me per platform or in general pick a platform and pick a letter super nintendo x goes through them all for super nintendo s that's the answer that is the definitive answer mega man x yeah okay that's fine

no but super nintendo x chrono trigger includes every game that has the word super like yeah so you get street you're done you get at least one street fighter we loop hold the question genesis you'd also want s i think maybe it's a very sonic the hedgehog s is generally a good shining genesis i think you want s is probably the most common first letter of all game titles for we you unless it's the dewy decimal system you want t fred says i don't know because you get the wonderful 101 dewy decimal system is where you put t is good t is also good yeah you're right dewy decimal system is where you put like the like sendance particles go at the end yeah so it'd be wonderful 101 the yeah these aren't a lot of libraries it's easier godzilla or eva unit one

well that in terms of what battle eva unit one godzola which godzola blow up the whole earth yeah godzola would pop into lcl yeah that's not fair godzola is not playing godzola is playing by real world rules and eva was and eva evangeline is playing by weird gnostic magic so this also built to fight things like godzola i just want to point out this question is nonsense death battle fantasy yeah and we are getting a game about it yeah i know no we're not fucking yeah we are i don't think they're fighting each other and yeah they're gonna fight those i don't know anything so they don't fight that game sucks well no because that's not the point of the game you're a human in that game well they should fight pariah says something interesting i don't like that

guy um gears of war multiplayer was intended to be slowing tactical taking positions using cover to cover combat yeah like how it plays in the campaign however because of the way movement and snapping to cover works in those games multiplayer turned into a game about rushing your opponent with the shotgun it's tag that game is careful play with assault rifles as intended players literally are bouncing from wall to wall dodging point blank shotgun blasts from each other and it's awesome yeah so are there any games you can think of that are designed or intended to be played one way but that's not how it ended up being played at all and the game is fucking better for it oh there's a very famous example and uh that i can't quite remember at the time i had dumb ways

that i had like perfect dark i like we after a while we just started making these custom rules where like we only want the slow-mo on and that was how we played for a long time it made the games the matches a lot lot longer but it was clutch like oh like a weaving out of yeah trajectories skills were enhanced i know number one with a bullet it's three fighter two combos are an accident that wasn't how they like they were still playing at the same way fighting the no but there was it was planned to be single strikes like a striking game um uh yeah but the but it's not like a fundamentally recently also the recently that's been cast into into like i don't want to hear this yeah it's possible that that's not your fucking mouth it's possible that i don't want to live in

yeah i need to find out more but someone was saying that actually that's that's a how's the dead games thought that you were gonna pick up one gun and play the game like that with maybe with the second player but real players picked up yeah guns and played that game and it's a way harder game that's totally it's so awesome i heard people use the trans vibrator for things other than attaching to your hip yeah on a belt yeah i don't know what's up with that that's fucked up heard about that uh that's fucked up character action games using items perhaps no no because you think they penalize you they penalize you so there's a oh rocket jumping was unintentional yes that's true that was and rocket jumping became fucking big it's a feature yeah

one of games now uh yeah rocket jumping uh what's i don't know if it counts but left for dead was originally like just a really shitty mod of like what if we just play well any any mod thing counter strike dota all of that shit is like i don't know it's up there yeah where it's like that's dota is really far away from what was even intended with that map maker and zerg soccer yeah you know oh oh oh oh oh i know one uh it was not it didn't become popular but it was a hell of a lot of fun it's you would go into a day of the feed server and you would go onto the map k which caen which had a really huge open courtyard with the statue that was in the dead center and what you would do is you would have the admins take a person and put them all the way to

the top of one side of the courtyard on one team and you they would use the uh like dislodge move ability to push them and both admins would be furiously mashing them across so they would try and play soccer while everyone on the other team tried to shoot them out of the sky okay and that was a very bullshit jury rigged game mode yeah but man it was a lot of fun to be the person being kicked around because everyone's just trying to shoot you as you move super randomly in the sky i'm gonna put my my final answer down as uh rose ball in street fighter four uh i rose balls good rose balls cool what about uh the one we invented will he uh super sudden death guitar hero yeah play the easiest songs on easy and sweat as every note comes down when there's only like

because if you miss one then the tension's on because you know you can't miss the next sweat wars you're staring at that fucking star power moment for so long i like uh resident evil four and five when you start playing with just the knife yeah uh that's really enjoyable and that extends to the first and second the knife handgun runs are are classic just knife just knife just knife is impossible with some of them in four yeah in the originals i don't know because i i literally have it in the old games it's specifically knife handgun because the knife isn't strong enough to kill any of the yeah i never even tried in the old games so i don't know but in four and five yeah and six forget about it mercenaries is good enough but yeah uh

cool if you have other if anybody has mysteries super awesome variants of games that were played wrong and it's way better please send those in because i want to hear about it well i'm still starting through patchy nominations that are coming oh yeah any good ones uh there's a couple oh yeah someone said dwarf fortress wants fun yeah right away i didn't see that smite is getting pushed as well dwarf fortress's patch notes are hilarious because their shit like children no longer exploded into chicken yeah yeah nice one of the ones i liked in a recent dwarf fortress one that i actually just happened to see was um falling on inverted spikes yeah disproportionate amounts of experience yeah just like and and and and one of the comments on that thread was what was in

regards to that change was i missed the spire of enlightenment which is like what it's just like oh man i you know what i want to remain on the outside here yeah dwarf fortress is the fucking up is uh okay so what are you guys looking forward to i'm looking forward to george carlin special and going home right now i'm playing attack on titan yeah and i will try and catch up lucha underground by starting i want to play attack on titan i'm gonna check out that jinx show i think the jinx the life v jinx of robert durst i wrote fred i'm sure i'll find it yeah no i don't know all the same the license of charlie nash what's the game yep no no no games this week well i'm looking forward to from um mother russia bleeds it comes out today yeah i like the walver

like i saw a lot of like early press and i was like i love that name though structoid gave it like a 10 out of 10 so i want to see i'm looking forward to a completely out of nowhere nintendo direct sometime between now and the next podcast yeah that's about the n i'm looking forward to that as well i'm also out of nowhere but they announced it like weeks ahead they announced the nx announcement no the the one you're talking about that you're referencing the 3ds no he's talking about the nx one the nintendo has a history of saying we're gonna have a live stream tomorrow or we're gonna have a nintendo direct tomorrow i just remember before we got your like man that that the direct came out of nowhere and i was like i knew about like a week in advance well i probably saw it

and then auto deleted it from my mind because they said no nx it was a good direct though we didn't talk about it we didn't talk about it apparently but then got an answer they had cool games it was fun but yeah no lee and i imagine you expect as well that they're gonna announce and do a direct in short order soon in but yeah but like in between a podcast thing there's not going to be an announcement of it and then it'll come out in but with the podcast between honestly honestly happening after tgs honestly really after sony's thing on the 7th and then sony's thing on the 13th and nintendo's thing around now i'm very excited oh yeah yeah i i expect the the nx stuff will be before tgs so that companies can show off tg and x games yeah you know that makes more sense

tgs is gonna be fun this year it's gonna be fun anyway it's good every year no yeah not every year lots of years it's been not not to everyone yeah it's good every year uh here's what's coming up on the channel uh on monday we're looking at so are we doing the thing now are we doing one thing ah something yeah we'll do it sometimes here's everything i've gotten a bunch of people saying oh my god thank you okay so some people like it so what am i literally just just oh you're just looking at the schedule look at the calendar yeah so uh monday we're getting megaman x command mission and uh jojo uh sunday meaning yesterday for some people that's yesterday exactly uh tuesday we're getting super robot wars og the moon dwellers quick look by liam and i

and oh more more omicron omicron the shithouse fucking koopy sandwich uh wednesday uh back to megaman and jojo what the god damn fuck is a koopy sandwich you know what sandwich your life is better off maybe you should watch our omicron lp watch all of it as we fuck through the koopy sandwich pro tip you shouldn't you can bounce a koopy sandwich that's the name of the main character's wife no thursday we got okloss and omicron omicron uh that's a that's a one off that's a one off of okloss exactly friday more jojo and friday night salty bet returns saturday megaman and omicron and sunday best friends play attack on titan uh and something that we don't know yet because we didn't record it because i know you're yeah possibly the um

the secret stream footage possibly yeah all right now it should be a new it should be a new thing i just mean like we don't usually put the streams as an actual slotted video yeah they're always just if if that's if that empty spot remains empty yeah well it shouldn't it should we have we have like five days to fill that we literally haven't it should not it should go all right if sunday if sunday night swings around what's nothing there then hey what's the podcast dad it feels like it's been a long one what time how long how oh oh oh we're we're like it's three and a half yeah we're three ten three ten that's good that's a good meaty podcast fair meaty veiny yep you woke up you woke up into the into it into the head